The Megyn Kelly Show - Roseanne Barr on Her Incredible Career, Her Emotional ABC Exit, and Optimism About Our Culture ｜ Ep. 787

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00:00:30.000 Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show.

00:00:32.000 Live on Sirius XM Channel 111 every weekday at New East.

00:00:42.000 I'm Megyn Kelly. Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show.

00:00:44.000 Joining me now, the one, the only, Roseanne.

00:00:48.000 Roseanne plays Principal Bortles in Mr. Burcham.

00:00:52.000 And she is, of course, a star.

00:00:55.000 She's hilarious.

00:00:56.000 Roseanne was last with us in episode 552 last year. 0.99

00:01:01.000 We talked about everything under the sun.

00:01:03.000 Her personal bio.

00:01:04.000 All of it.

00:01:05.000 So many fun facts about Roseanne that I did not know.

00:01:07.000 And her journey to becoming one of the biggest stars in the world. 0.89

00:01:10.000 So check that out when you have some spare time.

00:01:13.000 Episode 552.

00:01:14.000 And I'm super excited to have her back on the show today.

00:01:17.000 And in person.

00:01:20.000 Roseanne, how are you?

00:01:21.000 I'm good.

00:01:22.000 How are you?

00:01:23.000 I'm so good.

00:01:24.000 You're awesome.

00:01:25.000 Well, I'm really not good.

00:01:26.000 Why?

00:01:27.000 Because it's so damn early.

00:01:28.000 I know.

00:01:29.000 This was wrong of us.

00:01:30.000 It was wrong to stay out as late as I did for being as old as I am.

00:01:33.000 You don't seem old.

00:01:34.000 You were like bringing the house down.

00:01:36.000 Well, I'm younger than I look.

00:01:38.000 You look good.

00:01:39.000 Oh, you're sweet.

00:01:40.000 Whatever you're drinking, keep drinking it.

00:01:42.000 Oh, I will.

00:01:43.000 Did you have fun?

00:01:46.000 Was it good to be at a premiere?

00:01:48.000 It really was because the best part of it was that it was only a half hour long to watch something.

00:01:55.000 Yeah, the show's half an hour.

00:01:56.000 Because I can't watch a movie.

00:01:58.000 I fall asleep after about seven minutes if it's a like really killer thing where people are getting killed and there's a lot of things going on.

00:02:08.000 I get bored so easily.

00:02:10.000 I can't sit through a movie for more than seven minutes.

00:02:13.000 So this one, I had a lot of coffee and I stayed coherent and awake 30 minutes watching.

00:02:22.000 I've never seen a 30 minute premiere in my life and it was fabulous.

00:02:29.000 That's big.

00:02:30.000 It was the perfect timing to sit there for an old person and not have to go to the bathroom, put it on pause. 0.99

00:02:37.000 Do you see what I'm saying?

00:02:38.000 It was great.

00:02:39.000 You're talking about yourself like you're 200.

00:02:41.000 I feel like I'm 200.

00:02:43.000 No, no.

00:02:44.000 No, I do though.

00:02:45.000 I do.

00:02:46.000 I know I'm more than 200 though.

00:02:47.000 I know that I've been here for time immemorial and I've never died.

00:02:53.000 I've had a thousand incarnations and I'll have a thousand more.

00:02:58.000 You and Shirley.

00:02:59.000 Shirley MacLaine.

00:03:00.000 Remember that?

00:03:01.000 All of her past lives thing?

00:03:03.000 Do you believe in that?

00:03:04.000 Yeah, I met her. 0.89

00:03:05.000 Did she tell you what you used to be?

00:03:07.000 Oh yeah.

00:03:08.000 She tried, but I had to wash her mouth out with soap by the end of the night.

00:03:13.000 That's one of my, I love the movie with Albert Brooks.

00:03:16.000 She is featured in a Meryl Streep defending your life.

00:03:19.000 She comes in as part of the past lives pavilion piece where you can go into this pavilion.

00:03:23.000 It's about people who are kind of in purgatory and figure out what you used to be like.

00:03:27.000 I don't know.

00:03:28.000 Do you think you were a knight?

00:03:29.000 You were a warrior or were you more like a sheep?

00:03:32.000 Well, I think as the, you know, if I refer to the Torah, which I do study because I am

00:03:39.000 a Jew, you know, which I, I hate to say right now because it's a dangerous subject, which 1.00

00:03:46.000 is why I want to say it.

00:03:47.000 Yeah.

00:03:48.000 Right. 0.98

00:03:49.000 It says, I've always been a fat old Jew every lifetime. 1.00

00:03:53.000 I've been a fat old nosy Jewish woman that is always in trouble with her big mouth. 1.00

00:03:59.000 Yep. 0.99

00:04:00.000 And it's always going to be that way.

00:04:02.000 Thank God.

00:04:03.000 It's a blast.

00:04:04.000 It's a blast.

00:04:05.000 I mean, it really is a blast other than, uh, fearing that free speech is being shut down

00:04:15.000 to such an extent that you can't just say, you can't just verbally be a poet or an artist

00:04:25.000 somebody who is a provocateur or which all comes together in comedian.

00:04:33.000 And that's why I'm going to start referring to myself as the artist formerly known as Roseanne.

00:04:39.000 Oh, I like that.

00:04:40.000 I really have thought about that.

00:04:41.000 Okay.

00:04:42.000 And I'm thinking it's this kind of an age and principal Bortles is that she kind of is a George

00:04:49.000 Burns kind of character.

00:04:50.000 Roseanne's holding a cigar.

00:04:52.000 It burns.

00:04:53.000 And well, cause I told you the nicotine thing, you know, these are nicotine leaves.

00:04:59.000 Hmm.

00:05:00.000 Michael Knowles set you up.

00:05:01.000 He was there last night distributing his favorite cigars.

00:05:03.000 And this is, I believe Michael Knowles offering we have here.

00:05:06.000 I saw it there on the table.

00:05:08.000 It was wrapped in plastic.

00:05:10.000 And I said that God is providing me with a way to satisfy my great craving for nicotine right now.

00:05:17.000 How long have you been off the cigarettes?

00:05:19.000 So, God, six months.

00:05:23.000 Cause I haven't been near a comedy club.

00:05:25.000 But as soon as I get around comics, I've got to smoke.

00:05:29.000 See?

00:05:30.000 Do you do the vaping at all?

00:05:31.000 Is that in any way satisfactory?

00:05:33.000 He's chewing on it.

00:05:34.000 She's chewing on it.

00:05:35.000 No, because it releases tobacco direct.

00:05:41.000 What about the vaping?

00:05:42.000 That's big here in California.

00:05:43.000 Do you vape?

00:05:44.000 Yeah, of course I vape.

00:05:47.000 I vape day and night.

00:05:48.000 Are you kidding?

00:05:49.000 I got one vape to, you know, wake up and another vape to go to sleep.

00:05:54.000 I vape.

00:05:55.000 I gummy.

00:05:56.000 I smoke.

00:05:57.000 Okay.

00:05:58.000 Pot.

00:05:59.000 Not cigarettes.

00:06:00.000 Because my daughter-in-law said I can't get near the baby if I don't give up cigarettes.

00:06:05.000 So I did the next day.

00:06:06.000 Wow.

00:06:07.000 And it's been six months.

00:06:08.000 Cause I can do that, you know.

00:06:10.000 Do you do any hypnosis or any of that?

00:06:12.000 Like they say?

00:06:13.000 My entire life is a hypnotic trance of some sort.

00:06:18.000 Mm-hmm.

00:06:19.000 Because I never really know where I am or what I'm doing.

00:06:22.000 Thank God I have a son who is my handler.

00:06:27.000 I met him last night.

00:06:28.000 He looks just like you.

00:06:29.000 He has your exact eyes.

00:06:31.000 Well, my beard is fuller than his, I think.

00:06:34.000 But yeah, he does look like me and he's a good son.

00:06:38.000 And you know who I met?

00:06:39.000 This crazy world.

00:06:40.000 I never come to LA.

00:06:42.000 You never know who you meet though.

00:06:44.000 Who?

00:06:45.000 Well, I went down looking for a Bloody Mary cause they had me in this hotel ride on the 0.99

00:06:49.000 fucking freeway on-ramp. 0.99

00:06:51.000 Oh, great. 1.00

00:06:52.000 Couldn't get a goddamn drink. 1.00

00:06:54.000 I need a Bloody Mary or my bowel seized up like a goddamn submarine, you know. 1.00

00:07:00.000 So anyways, I have to walk down and I walk in this place, get me a Bloody Mary. 0.98

00:07:06.000 And what do I hear?

00:07:07.000 Roseanne Barr.

00:07:09.000 Excuse me, but I just want to say hello.

00:07:12.000 It's Leanne Morgan.

00:07:13.000 I go, oh my God, do you know how much I love you?

00:07:16.000 No way.

00:07:17.000 And I just was walking in there and meeting her.

00:07:20.000 And I just love her.

00:07:22.000 And I met her in LA.

00:07:23.000 I was going to guess Larry the cable guy from that invitation.

00:07:26.000 Could have been 50-50.

00:07:27.000 I don't know.

00:07:28.000 Either way.

00:07:29.000 She's from Tennessee. 0.99

00:07:30.000 I love their accent.

00:07:32.000 Where I stayed, it was all guys from the Milken Conference, which is going on out here.

00:07:36.000 I don't know anything about finance, but this is a big conference where I guess Elon Musk

00:07:40.000 is here and all these muckety mucks from Wall Street and finance.

00:07:43.000 And I said to Doug, my husband, I'm like, didn't he go to jail for like a felon?

00:07:48.000 Like a felon?

00:07:49.000 Yeah.

00:07:50.000 But, you know, it just goes to show if you make enough money before the fraud, you can

00:07:53.000 come back.

00:07:54.000 You can bounce right back.

00:07:55.000 You know, convicted felon or not.

00:07:56.000 That's America.

00:07:57.000 That's why it's called fraud.

00:07:59.000 It's fraud because it never ends.

00:08:02.000 Yeah.

00:08:03.000 Well, it's so great.

00:08:04.000 And it never gets investigated.

00:08:05.000 Bill Clinton's there.

00:08:06.000 And even if it does get investigated and you get caught, you get let off.

00:08:10.000 Yeah.

00:08:11.000 Or you go to a cushy prison.

00:08:12.000 Like, what's her name?

00:08:14.000 What was his name?

00:08:16.000 Epstein's partner.

00:08:17.000 Oh, Giselle.

00:08:18.000 Not Giselle.

00:08:19.000 Ghislaine Maxwell.

00:08:20.000 Ghislaine.

00:08:21.000 Ghislaine, it's called.

00:08:22.000 Ghislaine.

00:08:23.000 Ghislaine.

00:08:24.000 Yeah.

00:08:25.000 They're saying she's in jail on Epstein Island.

00:08:29.000 What kind of prison do you think Trump might be looking at if he violates his gag order

00:08:33.000 again?

00:08:34.000 I think they are going to try to put him in prison.

00:08:36.000 Do you?

00:08:37.000 I really do.

00:08:38.000 Well, they have to because that's what they do to all the innocent.

00:08:41.000 And they've done it for a million years.

00:08:43.000 Anybody who speaks out and says anything having to do with the truth, that's why you've 0.99

00:08:48.000 got to mix it in with bullshit. 0.99

00:08:50.000 This is what I tell you, you know. 1.00

00:08:52.000 You've got to give only a certain amount of truth with a whole bunch of bullshit behind 1.00

00:08:57.000 it. 0.99

00:08:58.000 Otherwise, they can sue you.

00:08:59.000 Because you know what?

00:09:00.000 I did sue the tabloids of America under RICO.

00:09:05.000 And I did win, although I did sign an NDA never to discuss the terms.

00:09:10.000 But I did win under RICO because it ain't nothing but organized crime.

00:09:15.000 All of it.

00:09:16.000 And they're all about to get caught and go down.

00:09:20.000 Wait, when was that?

00:09:21.000 Huh?

00:09:22.000 When?

00:09:23.000 When did you sue?

00:09:24.000 That was in the 90s.

00:09:25.000 Oh.

00:09:26.000 So, like, were they saying things about you during the show?

00:09:28.000 Like, you and Tom Arnold?

00:09:29.000 Was it during all that nonsense?

00:09:31.000 Yeah, that was a huge, that was the biggest mind screw you'll ever, I'm writing a book,

00:09:38.000 you know.

00:09:39.000 Oh, I want to hear all about it.

00:09:40.000 Yeah, I'm going to write a book where I tell all the personal secrets of all my former

00:09:44.000 castmates.

00:09:45.000 Oh, good.

00:09:46.000 I'm going to tell every dirty thing I helped them cover up that they have forgotten about,

00:09:51.000 apparently.

00:09:52.000 Absolutely.

00:09:53.000 I mean, I just don't know what's wrong with people.

00:09:55.000 If I, I would not, I would be careful of offending the Jews. 1.00

00:10:01.000 I mean, they always say, as you can see on every form of media, especially on the internets, 1.00

00:10:07.000 everything's the Jews' fault, they all say it is, and yet, they want to fuck with us. 0.99

00:10:16.000 You want to live up to that and show them the power. 1.00

00:10:18.000 But I mean, well, don't go saying that we run everything and then try to fuck with us, 0.99

00:10:23.000 you know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:10:24.000 And be surprised and it bites you.

00:10:25.000 You'd be surprised how things do actually work.

00:10:28.000 You know, in the beginning of the show, Adam Carolla was saying he can't stand Sarah Gilbert, 0.99

00:10:33.000 I think he called her a bitch, and said when he went on her talk show, she was a nightmare 1.00

00:10:37.000 to him. 1.00

00:10:38.000 I'm sure this comes as a huge shock to you.

00:10:40.000 He said that?

00:10:42.000 Yes.

00:10:43.000 It comes as a shock to me that he said it.

00:10:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:46.000 Because, I mean, does he have any idea what, how she means to harm people?

00:10:54.000 I should have fired her when I seen her trying to harm another woman star back in the day. 1.00

00:11:03.000 She was taking some of her, they were kind of the four cursors to Antifa.

00:11:11.000 She was taking some of her pals there, and they was going over to stand in a woman who 1.00

00:11:18.000 had her own television show and made the unfortunate mistake of wearing a fur.

00:11:25.000 Oh, boy.

00:11:26.000 Oh, gosh.

00:11:27.000 And they went and stood in her yard when her children were in that house and called her 1.00

00:11:34.000 a murderer and shit like that in her yard. 1.00

00:11:38.000 What? 1.00

00:11:39.000 And I called her in and I said, I will fire you from this show if you ever come against

00:11:47.000 another woman in Hollywood. 0.96

00:11:49.000 Something's wrong with you that you do that.

00:11:52.000 She was showing some colors.

00:11:53.000 I mean, but, I mean, can you imagine the self-righteousness?

00:11:59.000 No, to go in somebody else's home on their property and judge them.

00:12:03.000 By the way, we're at the top of the food chain.

00:12:05.000 I'm sorry, but we are.

00:12:07.000 But, I mean, it's like this.

00:12:08.000 You're a Hollywood princess, okay?

00:12:11.000 You've been in Hollywood forever, and you are in the upper rungs of the ruling class that

00:12:18.000 congratulates themselves at every benefit on earth.

00:12:22.000 Your family is that.

00:12:23.000 You're a princess, and you're going to come against a woman who's just coming up? 0.99

00:12:29.000 Mm-hmm. 0.99

00:12:30.000 You're going to smash her face under your jack boot? 0.99

00:12:33.000 What is this? 0.99

00:12:34.000 And, you know, it is that.

00:12:36.000 Hollywood is that.

00:12:37.000 And people, they are finding it out.

00:12:40.000 Hollywood is the boot.

00:12:42.000 Right on your face if you don't toad the line.

00:12:46.000 If you don't toad the line as a woman, as an artist, or, you know, as a free thinker,

00:12:55.000 or any party that they try to ram down our throats.

00:12:58.000 They're just do what they do and steal us blind. 0.95

00:13:01.000 Period.

00:13:02.000 Both parties. 1.00

00:13:03.000 All bullshit. 1.00

00:13:05.000 Yep. 1.00

00:13:06.000 And only one person knows that.

00:13:08.000 Only one person is willing to fight for that.

00:13:11.000 That person is a populist.

00:13:13.000 He's not a Republican, per se.

00:13:16.000 Right. 1.00

00:13:17.000 He's kicking all their ass out of there. 1.00

00:13:18.000 And it's so great. 0.99

00:13:19.000 And I want to see so many black Republicans running the new Republican Party, because that

00:13:25.000 party was founded by Frederick Douglass, which nobody on the left even knows.

00:13:30.000 And that pisses me off.

00:13:32.000 Wait, let me jump back, because I wondered when you were talking about-

00:13:35.000 What?

00:13:36.000 I need another drag of this on.

00:13:37.000 Calm down my nerves.

00:13:39.000 You were talking about Hollywood and what happens.

00:13:42.000 And I can't stop thinking about J.K. Rowling and how-

00:13:45.000 Oh, they did it to her. 0.98

00:13:46.000 They all turned on her.

00:13:47.000 All these young stars who we would never know their names had it not been for her turned 0.87

00:13:53.000 on her because they thought she got too controversial.

00:13:56.000 I knew it was going to happen to her because she didn't stand up for me.

00:13:59.000 J.K. Rowling?

00:14:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:01.000 She's a lefty. 1.00

00:14:02.000 You know, people forget, even though she's out there on the gender thing. 1.00

00:14:04.000 I was a lefty.

00:14:05.000 I mean, but you know, the lefties don't generally stand up for people.

00:14:08.000 The lefties voted for Trump after what they'd done to Bernie.

00:14:12.000 Hmm.

00:14:13.000 Hello. 0.99

00:14:14.000 That's why he's got- That's why he kicked Hillary's ass is because of that. 0.98

00:14:18.000 Did you feel sorry for J.K. Rowling or no, because she didn't- 0.99

00:14:21.000 I mean, she's fine.

00:14:23.000 I didn't feel sorry for-

00:14:27.000 It's hard to feel sorry for people that don't-

00:14:30.000 When you're first on the cross, it's hard to feel sorry for people who just walk by you

00:14:38.000 while you're up there hanging.

00:14:40.000 Mm-hmm.

00:14:41.000 It's hard to feel sorry when they're next hanging next to you there.

00:14:45.000 Yeah.

00:14:46.000 It's hard, but if you are a person of faith, well, you have to.

00:14:51.000 And so, you know, you have to go, well, you know, I forgive you for not even asking me what did I mean after knowing me for a generation and a half or, you know, before judging me so harshly.

00:15:09.000 And then refusing to allow me to explain, because I had a contract in my contract said, I knew I was going to get in trouble.

00:15:21.000 I mean-

00:15:22.000 Yeah.

00:15:23.000 Because I always, you know, just-

00:15:24.000 Because of all the lives you've lived.

00:15:25.000 Yeah.

00:15:26.000 Being this woman who gets in trouble. 1.00

00:15:28.000 Yeah.

00:15:29.000 I, I am like a, whatever I am, a comic something, but I like, I like a free flow of ideas from, you know, I like to, you know, I mean, I like to go on stage and do a lot of characters and stuff like that.

00:15:48.000 I try to keep it sane in front of the camera.

00:15:50.000 I'm not doing a good job of it today, but there's a lot of ideas going and-

00:15:56.000 You knew you'd get in trouble and what you-

00:15:58.000 I always do.

00:15:59.000 Did you have something in the contract that said you can't fire me if I say something?

00:16:02.000 Yeah.

00:16:03.000 I had a thing saying I had 24 hours to cure anything I said, which would be taken as offensive by the advertisers.

00:16:13.000 Oh boy.

00:16:14.000 So-

00:16:15.000 Did they tell you you couldn't?

00:16:16.000 Yeah.

00:16:17.000 They told me I could not have those 24 hours.

00:16:20.000 Uh, I could not be allowed on any of their other programs, which like I go, Hey, put me on the view or Jimmy Kimmel. Those guys have both done blackface. So obviously you don't, you don't have, you got double standards on your racism crap.

00:16:35.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:16:36.000 Hello.

00:16:37.000 Um, I've never done blackface.

00:16:39.000 Same.

00:16:40.000 And, uh, you know, joy says she was imitating a beautiful black princess queen or something. Okay. Well, it's blackface. Yeah. Anyway. 0.93

00:16:50.000 Whoopi defended it and Whoopi stood next to Ted Danson in minstrel show blackface at a roast and thought it was hilarious. Yeah. Those are the same people judging you.

00:17:01.000 And it kind of was hilarious. Well, we used to be at a point of her sitting next to him laughing, but that made it hilarious because it was a statement there, but you know, it was her going, Hey, I got a white man puppet now.

00:17:13.000 But can I tell you something like those same bitches? They didn't defend me when I just said people used to do this, this blackface. I wasn't talking about minstrel show blackface. I was talking about column and they also didn't defend me. So this is what they do, right? 1.00

00:17:24.000 They sat there at your network and let them drive you out of the network, out of your own show. They didn't say a word. They have no courage.

00:17:31.380 Well, Whoopi did say, she said, well, I have a feeling that Roseanne didn't mean nothing racist, that she did what she did so that we could all learn something. I saw her say that one time and I was like, Hey, why don't you call me up, bitch? And then ask me that on the air so I can have a chance to say, particularly now that what I was talking about was the Iran deal and it's the existential threat it posed to Israel. 0.99

00:17:57.600 We went over it the last time. As evidenced by October 7th.

00:18:01.760 But I have to say, I don't think.

00:18:02.840 Which now is going to be World War III, I guess. I hope not. I pray not.

00:18:06.740 Well, let me ask you a question about that because we talked about, you know, what you said and how they fired you and all that the last time.

00:18:12.100 Yeah, they refused to allow me to explain what I meant because they just loved the Iran deal so much.

00:18:19.220 Well, and they just wanted it, like they decided it was too controversial.

00:18:22.960 They hated Trump.

00:18:24.020 They were more important.

00:18:24.820 They wanted me to come back so they could get rid of me and kill my character because I like Trump.

00:18:30.980 Okay, but here's my question to you.

00:18:33.000 What?

00:18:33.380 Because it's been a few years now. What, like five, six, six years?

00:18:36.760 Six or seven, yeah.

00:18:38.020 And I was surprised last night because you brought it up on the stage when we were doing the Bertram Q&A after the premiere.

00:18:43.940 I know. I always say the wrong thing.

00:18:45.740 Well, no, I just, I said, oh my God, it's still really, it's right there for her, you know, because this was-

00:18:50.580 Well, they killed my character.

00:18:52.300 And it's still like you're-

00:18:53.820 They took my life's work.

00:18:55.900 You think somebody gets over that?

00:18:57.780 Oh, it's okay. 0.99

00:18:59.220 Well, she, you know, wrote that off her blood and sweat and tears for 20, you know, for years on the comedy stages, you know, having shit thrown at her head because people didn't like funny women. 1.00

00:19:12.060 And coming from nothing, all self-made. 0.97

00:19:14.500 We talked about that the last time too.

00:19:16.000 Like you raised on welfare in Denver and just decided, I'm going to give this a try.

00:19:20.800 None of that cared.

00:19:22.260 None of them cared.

00:19:23.580 None of that mattered.

00:19:24.300 And always fought the good fight.

00:19:26.980 Always broke, broke every rule on TV that tried to make people feel shame in who they were or, or to try to divide the races.

00:19:39.280 And they always hated that I, I asked for, I demanded black characters and black writers.

00:19:45.900 It was always a fight.

00:19:48.340 They fought me till the end.

00:19:50.540 And when I want to have a black granddaughter, you cannot imagine the fight they put me through. 0.96

00:19:56.880 Wow.

00:19:56.900 Really?

00:19:57.540 Oh yeah.

00:19:58.620 That did happen.

00:19:59.620 I remember that.

00:20:00.460 Oh yeah.

00:20:02.460 Hmm.

00:20:02.760 And then what they wrote for her, I wouldn't allow.

00:20:08.380 So I, I policed the writer's room for their, their ideas on race are so obsolete and, um, they're just racist. 0.98

00:20:24.960 I mean, they're classists at hell. 0.98

00:20:26.940 Did you see? 0.96

00:20:27.800 They hate working people.

00:20:29.020 I mean, their comments on what the work, what they think working people.

00:20:33.940 I mean, plus, you know, look, did you see just, just two days ago, the governor of New York, Kathy Hochul, what she said about black kids in the Bronx.

00:20:44.400 I couldn't believe it's true.

00:20:46.020 It's like not even a thing.

00:20:47.420 I don't know if we have that sound bite.

00:20:48.540 You guys, I'll play it for the audience.

00:20:49.680 If we do, it's gotten like a couple of mentions here or there.

00:20:53.400 No one's blown this up into a career.

00:20:55.640 No, they bury everything.

00:20:57.060 They do.

00:20:57.400 I feel like, you know why we have it here.

00:20:59.360 Like Biden, right?

00:21:00.120 And that's three strikes crime bill. 0.99

00:21:01.940 They buried that.

00:21:02.880 Standby.

00:21:03.180 Watch.

00:21:03.440 Here she is.

00:21:07.260 To build a phenomenal supercomputer that is going to be accessible to researchers in New York, college students.

00:21:15.340 And I want others to follow because right now we have, you know, young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't even know what the word computer is. 0.79

00:21:25.880 They don't know.

00:21:26.640 They don't know these things.

00:21:28.160 And I want the world to open up to all of them.

00:21:32.660 Okay.

00:21:33.560 Right.

00:21:34.100 Now she says, I misspoke.

00:21:35.700 How?

00:21:36.300 You did not.

00:21:37.120 You said what you really believe.

00:21:38.280 And the reason there's no blowback is because they agree with her.

00:21:41.860 These people who are lecturing everybody about race all the time didn't see anything wrong with what she said. 0.70

00:21:47.960 Well, because they don't know any black people. 0.60

00:21:51.140 They don't. 0.92

00:21:53.360 The only black people they know are in their circle. 0.98

00:21:56.800 And those black people, they probably don't know any working class type black people or middle class black people, probably not at all either. 0.91

00:22:11.060 Because they just live in a bubble of very privileged, wealthy people that don't go no place but with people they call their enemies. 0.85

00:22:23.340 They have the same amount of money and the same donors.

00:22:27.420 They hang with their donors.

00:22:29.680 They don't care about the American people, obviously.

00:22:33.040 They like to replace us all. 1.00

00:22:34.860 They don't like the American workers because we want, like, I say we, but sometimes I still feel like, you know, I'm the mom of it all.

00:22:43.280 Because I am in a lot of ways.

00:22:46.180 And I'm not going to let them take that from me.

00:22:48.360 They'd love to. 1.00

00:22:49.260 But they can go fuck their self. 1.00

00:22:52.060 Isn't that what you said was going to be on your gravestone? 1.00

00:22:54.460 What is it? 1.00

00:22:54.800 Yeah, go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:22:56.120 Go fuck yourself. 1.00

00:22:56.580 But, no, but I mean, because I know that their ideas are so ugly. 1.00

00:23:06.540 And I came up from, you know, pre-integrated working class area.

00:23:15.060 And I was, we were on welfare, you know, my family.

00:23:18.000 We were Jewish on welfare.

00:23:20.000 There was a lot of, a lot of weird intermixes going on there.

00:23:24.260 And everybody was married to their first cousin, too.

00:23:26.860 Oh, excellent.

00:23:27.380 It was a weird thing, you know.

00:23:29.400 I have outward eyes.

00:23:31.200 I don't, I'm not normal.

00:23:33.220 Well, thank God for that.

00:23:35.080 Wait, do we have time to show her clip of Principal Borders?

00:23:38.820 Let's watch this for the SiriusXM audience.

00:23:40.780 They've been with us this whole two hours on our Mr. Birch of Deep Dive.

00:23:44.400 Take a look at Roseanne as the principal.

00:23:47.600 Hey, are you a vet?

00:23:50.420 I was in the 487th.

00:23:52.060 The 487th?

00:23:53.060 What'd you do, sell the most thin mints?

00:23:56.480 I survived Space Mountain.

00:23:59.500 Are you me?

00:24:01.940 We lost a lot of good men that day.

00:24:04.460 Hey, everybody. 1.00

00:24:05.780 This idiot is pretending to be a vet just to get a free meal. 1.00

00:24:10.120 You know what unit you're in now? 1.00

00:24:12.380 86th.

00:24:13.620 Hey, careful.

00:24:15.300 This is my cosplay costume.

00:24:17.020 Don't come back or go to Canada. 0.98

00:24:20.780 That wasn't too big a challenge for you.

00:24:26.540 It was so fun.

00:24:28.300 It was really fun being able to play a really out of control, horrible person. 0.89

00:24:34.480 And she gets more horrible all the time, like sexually harassing the workers and such. 0.99

00:24:41.140 It's fine. 0.87

00:24:42.960 It's fine.

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00:25:47.060 Welcome back to The Megan Kelly Show.

00:25:48.960 Roseanne Barr, my co-star in Mr. Burcham is with me.

00:25:53.500 I mean, that's like, I'm, I'm embarrassed to even say co-star with you.

00:25:57.000 There's like, I don't act, you act.

00:25:58.900 I read lines and I have to say, Roseanne, I really enjoyed it.

00:26:01.980 I enjoyed my first foray.

00:26:03.100 I can tell you, I can tell that you enjoyed it.

00:26:05.540 It was fun.

00:26:06.300 Yeah.

00:26:06.580 You've got the, uh, you've got the bones for it.

00:26:09.400 Oh, stop it right now.

00:26:10.360 No, you do.

00:26:10.880 I'm giving you some tips.

00:26:12.540 Yes, I need some.

00:26:13.620 Good.

00:26:13.960 I'm going to give, I'm taking you under my, uh, tutelage.

00:26:17.500 Tutelage.

00:26:18.060 Oh, I would love that.

00:26:19.480 Yeah.

00:26:19.800 I'm going to teach you about timing in the boom.

00:26:24.300 I don't know.

00:26:25.000 Like I've no, I just did what they told me.

00:26:26.780 I'm going to teach you because I'm, I just know once you get it, you're going to really

00:26:30.340 do it.

00:26:31.040 That, I didn't know that was something you could learn.

00:26:32.760 I thought that kind of thing was a gift that you either had or didn't have.

00:26:35.260 Well, once you see it, then you get it.

00:26:38.300 Oh.

00:26:39.260 But if you might not be seeing it because you haven't been doing it that long.

00:26:43.780 Ever.

00:26:44.220 Right.

00:26:44.440 Oh, I'm excited to learn that there's a way of doing that better.

00:26:47.500 I mean, I just.

00:26:48.400 Yeah.

00:26:48.760 There's a way of learn.

00:26:50.260 Thought I was like a.

00:26:51.280 It's like a learning curve thing.

00:26:53.840 Comedy.

00:26:54.400 I felt like a painter.

00:26:55.660 They were asking to sketch and it was like, I don't know how to do that.

00:26:59.100 I only know how to paint, but I'll take a little journey over to your sketch pad and

00:27:02.780 see what I can, you know, bang out.

00:27:04.660 Anyway, I enjoyed it.

00:27:05.700 You did good too.

00:27:06.260 Oh, thank you.

00:27:06.980 You're, I mean, you and, uh, Tyler are the funny, like Mr. Carpanzi.

00:27:13.400 How funny is that guy?

00:27:15.860 He is so hilarious.

00:27:17.920 I love hanging out with him.

00:27:19.680 I mean, Tyler is the funniest one of the, I mean, all these comics though, these young

00:27:25.120 people like, um, Kyle too.

00:27:28.360 He is so funny to hang out with.

00:27:30.780 And, uh, and you know, just to be able to, uh, jam.

00:27:35.880 Um, I guess it's like kind of jazz, you know, jazz, jamming and stuff, spent a life in comedy

00:27:42.560 and around comedians and in comedy clubs.

00:27:45.080 It's very uplifting and it's a very smart, clever group.

00:27:48.200 Uh, I like to, I like to, uh, push the limits with people to see what, when they stop thinking

00:27:55.560 I'm serious and I realize I went over into the absurd.

00:28:00.920 Well, that's why I always laugh when the left wing press does these big articles.

00:28:04.580 Roseanne says this about child blood. 0.95

00:28:06.760 It's like, you don't get her.

00:28:08.280 You don't get her at all.

00:28:09.460 She's provoking you and you're walking right into it.

00:28:12.580 It's so great.

00:28:13.700 That's why I like Trump.

00:28:14.700 He does it too.

00:28:15.760 It's a big time.

00:28:16.500 Yes.

00:28:16.860 Yeah.

00:28:16.920 He big time does it, doesn't he?

00:28:18.540 Now, what about, you were mentioning during the break, we kept our conversation going about

00:28:21.980 Whoopi Goldberg.

00:28:22.780 You have additional thoughts on Whoopi. 1.00

00:28:24.060 Oh, I like to slap her right upside the head there. 1.00

00:28:26.460 Very gently, nothing serious to harm her in any way, just to kind of realign a little 0.99

00:28:32.620 bit of her wheels. 0.99

00:28:33.680 As I say, all my former liberal friends, I just like to slap them upside the head and see 0.96

00:28:39.640 their eyes wiggle just a little to note they've been corrected. 0.98

00:28:43.900 Why?

00:28:44.980 What's wrong?

00:28:45.820 What'd she do?

00:28:46.640 Well, her stuff on the Jewish people is offensive to me as a Jew, particularly since she culturally 1.00

00:28:53.440 appropriated the name Goldberg and she's not a Jew.

00:28:57.580 And it's a joke.

00:29:01.100 When she did her whole bit about how Jews are white and therefore they're not in a minority

00:29:05.380 group, she got in trouble about this comments months before 10-7.

00:29:08.860 Off, they didn't kill her character and fire her and steal her life's work.

00:29:13.600 Same network.

00:29:14.560 Yeah.

00:29:15.140 Same, same hands.

00:29:18.220 But, um, cause she does, she's, she's still, uh, useful to them, you know?

00:29:27.000 Mm-hmm.

00:29:28.140 And, uh, you know, it's pretty amazing to watch it.

00:29:32.360 I never watch that show cause it makes my blood boil.

00:29:36.340 I know we pulled clips.

00:29:37.160 I thought about just walking on though, cause they wouldn't stop me.

00:29:40.300 I was going to walk right on that show and right on Jimmy Kimmel too.

00:29:44.480 Cause, you know, uh, I added significant numbers to their shows during a significant amount

00:29:52.580 of sweeps.

00:29:53.600 And so I think.

00:29:54.080 They could use the power of a Roseanne show.

00:29:56.660 They'd be too damn scared. 0.60

00:29:58.640 I hope they all wear the adult diapers like I do.

00:30:03.260 Uh, maybe I could put out a warning that I may walk on, but I don't think anybody would

00:30:08.080 stop me in the crew or something like that, especially if I had a camera crew with me.

00:30:12.520 And I just walk on and go, let's just get really real about, uh, what's real.

00:30:18.920 What would you say?

00:30:19.520 Like, well, if you were sitting across from Whoopi on that set.

00:30:22.400 What do you think of Iran, Whoopi?

00:30:25.640 How come nobody talks about Iran?

00:30:28.500 What were, are we in world war three or what?

00:30:31.580 Why is nobody talking about that?

00:30:33.940 Who cares about all this other stuff?

00:30:36.180 Is it a big cover Iran and the border or is one a cover for the other?

00:30:41.320 I mean, what, why is our country in this place?

00:30:47.220 It's not good.

00:30:48.420 What do you make of what's happening on the college campuses with the anti-Semitism that

00:30:52.080 we hear shouted all the time?

00:30:54.280 It's just Iran. 0.96

00:30:55.780 But what do you think about like the, the American students showing their hand in a way that's,

00:31:02.400 I think, really alarming.

00:31:03.940 It's deeply alarming.

00:31:05.340 It's, it's just like in Germany, the first place where they introduce false science, 1.00

00:31:16.540 which is Monsanto science, which I call Monsatan, Monsatan Inc.

00:31:25.300 false science, um, that isn't, doesn't follow the patterns of science, like being peer reviewed

00:31:35.460 and having follow up and things like that for pharmaceuticals, one thing, false science and,

00:31:43.240 uh, and, uh, learning for money from the highest donors, which don't even come from the United

00:31:50.480 States and have an agenda, which is, uh, to me, it's, um,

00:31:59.320 the New World Order, NWO, the NWO, everyone says New World Order, but to me, it's the Nazi 0.90

00:32:11.780 World Order because the Nazis did not lose World War II. 0.92

00:32:17.740 You know, they came here in Operation Paperclip and they took over our sciences and our space 1.00

00:32:25.820 program and you can Google it, but they don't teach this in universities.

00:32:30.660 And, um, uh, Persia was renamed Iran, which means Aryan in Farsi by Hitler.

00:32:51.680 Google it.

00:32:54.120 So what's your point?

00:32:54.780 This is a holy war that we're entering into.

00:33:00.260 It's the end, war to end wars.

00:33:04.160 It's like the ultimate war, Armageddon, I guess, the end of time and the end of days.

00:33:16.440 And, uh, a lot of people believe that.

00:33:19.260 How do you think Biden's been handling it?

00:33:21.160 Well, I think it's a movie and I think Biden isn't Biden.

00:33:34.440 He's an actor.

00:33:35.800 Wait, legit?

00:33:36.940 Actually?

00:33:37.880 Or no?

00:33:38.220 Yeah, I think it's Jim Carrey in a mask.

00:33:39.900 Okay.

00:33:40.380 No.

00:33:40.540 Because nobody else can trip up that stairs five times in a row, but Jim Carrey like that.

00:33:47.880 But, uh, no, I don't know.

00:33:49.960 I don't think any of us really know anything that's going on.

00:33:53.120 There's things going on that don't, don't make any sense at all.

00:33:56.720 Like German warfare against people. 0.72

00:33:58.820 I mean, it's on another level that we're not hearing about in any news show.

00:34:04.200 That's all distraction.

00:34:05.920 Something really other is happening and it's being fought in ways we don't even know about.

00:34:13.960 They say subterranean tunnels.

00:34:17.100 That's where warfare is being conducted worldwide now, you know, tunnel subterranean warfare.

00:34:23.160 I'm curious, like, where, where do you get your news?

00:34:27.840 Like, how do you bone up on the news when you don't trust news and you don't?

00:34:33.620 Classified CIA documents and government documents.

00:34:38.380 Like you, that you Google on the internet or is there somebody you trust or how do you?

00:34:42.300 I go to military sites.

00:34:46.060 And, um.

00:34:47.320 Have you always done that or is that?

00:34:48.700 Of our allies as well, not just of the United States State Department, but of our allies in the U.N.

00:34:57.000 And there, and I also read the papal bulls from the Vatican.

00:35:02.220 And I also read statements out of Switzerland, Basel, Switzerland and stuff.

00:35:08.600 I read really deep stuff because I love to read.

00:35:13.740 I've always loved to read.

00:35:14.720 And I read, because I read and tweet at many sites, some of them are with a lot of really intelligent people worldwide.

00:35:27.940 And we share information too.

00:35:31.540 And, uh.

00:35:32.160 How do you make sure, this is one of the big questions in, you know, this decade, this century.

00:35:37.100 How do you make sure that you don't get manipulated, that somebody doesn't corrupt you with fake news, fake information, right?

00:35:45.180 How do you know what's real?

00:35:46.180 I verify it three times.

00:35:48.580 How do, I mean, not just you, but anyone, you know, how does.

00:35:51.300 You have to verify.

00:35:52.460 You have to check people's, um, references.

00:35:56.700 Really check references and sources and verification of a variety of sources.

00:36:05.600 Otherwise, you are going to be duped because it's all about duping you.

00:36:10.500 You know, duping.

00:36:11.380 It's hard to figure out what to trust.

00:36:12.280 Duping this is, that's the goal of it.

00:36:14.340 So we'll be, uh, you know, docile and go along.

00:36:20.040 That's what happened in Germany is fear, fear makes docile people, but, uh, also, words are the greatest weapon.

00:36:38.100 They can't, I mean, they can try to shut down words.

00:36:42.020 They've screwed with the meaning of so many of them.

00:36:45.440 They don't even mean what you think they mean.

00:36:48.840 And, and when you contemplate the meaning of words deeply, uh, you often come up with almost the complete opposite of what they're selling.

00:37:02.660 Like when banks say they, um, are, they use the word fidelity and trust banks.

00:37:11.400 You know what I mean?

00:37:12.740 Yeah.

00:37:13.020 It's a corruption of words.

00:37:15.040 And that's all to fool us because they want to steal our money.

00:37:18.260 They want to steal everything we got and make us eat bugs.

00:37:21.980 They say it.

00:37:25.260 I don't know.

00:37:26.120 I guess I have a more optimistic view.

00:37:28.440 Notwithstanding all the nonsense, you know, I always.

00:37:31.080 What's your optimistic view?

00:37:32.300 And then I'll tell you my optimistic view.

00:37:34.420 I don't have much faith in the competence of our leaders.

00:37:40.300 I have none.

00:37:41.000 But like to pull off a scheme like this, I just don't think they're smart enough or well organized enough.

00:37:47.360 I think they just got a far left ideological agenda that manifests in industry after industry and policy after policy and that they need to be fought whack-a-mole style as they come up until sane people can regain their positions in power.

00:38:05.360 But when they get there, they won't find the secret documents of the cabal and the plan and what they were trying to do with us.

00:38:11.580 They'll just find genuine hard left ideology that's been baked into our system generation after generation now as we sat back and ignored it and thought it would go away.

00:38:23.620 And we were really wrong.

00:38:26.340 That's generally my worldview.

00:38:27.860 I agree with all of that.

00:38:29.980 But except for the whack-a-mole part, because there's too many moles.

00:38:34.840 But I think what's happening instead, I do think intelligence is winning.

00:38:40.760 And intelligence acts like a magnet to like intelligence.

00:38:45.800 And so I think that we all are magnetizing to each other and waking each other up higher and higher.

00:38:52.480 But the whack-a-mole thing, I think they are exposing themselves in front of our eyes. 1.00

00:38:59.620 And our job is to witness it and make sure it registers, not to forget it, but to see who they are, see how their system works against us.

00:39:11.320 And I think that's hard for us because we've been so trained never to assign the blame upward.

00:39:19.700 The mind control program was always to make us lay blame laterally or on the middleman, which is anti-Semitism, but never to assign the blame all the way up to the tippy-top where the people who actually cause all the problems sit.

00:39:43.760 And those are, who do you think they are?

00:39:48.620 They're right in front of you.

00:39:51.140 But they can't be named.

00:39:53.580 What do you mean?

00:39:53.980 Because the mind control program is so severe that were I even to say the words, people wouldn't believe it.

00:40:04.980 They wouldn't have, they'd just shrug it off.

00:40:07.400 Now you're losing me.

00:40:08.020 But when you say, I mean, you're talking about beyond elected leadership?

00:40:10.800 No, I'm talking about the people who own the world.

00:40:14.500 You're like the Bill Gates's of the world?

00:40:16.020 No, he's not.

00:40:16.800 Well, he's one of their handmaidens.

00:40:19.980 Tell me what you're trying to say.

00:40:21.480 Kings and queens. 1.00

00:40:25.160 What kind of crazy shit is that? 1.00

00:40:29.800 That's feudalism. 1.00

00:40:31.580 Hello?

00:40:32.740 We have kings and queens? 0.99

00:40:35.520 Are you shitting me in 2024? 0.93

00:40:39.920 And we are like, I don't know who's controlling this. 0.98

00:40:43.580 What? 1.00

00:40:45.220 We're that stupid. 1.00

00:40:47.280 We are sheep. 1.00

00:40:48.560 But some of us are waking up and going, you know what?

00:40:51.480 There isn't like just a few families that should own everything in the world.

00:40:55.900 There isn't.

00:40:56.880 That's true. 1.00

00:40:58.560 And they're so stupid. 1.00

00:41:00.600 Like you said, luckily they are stupid. 1.00

00:41:02.900 Because arrogance always accompanies ignorance. 1.00

00:41:05.780 That's what Torah says.

00:41:07.640 They're always the same, two sides of the same coin.

00:41:10.700 And they undo each other.

00:41:12.940 Let's hope.

00:41:13.540 And so their arrogance is such that they've actually made with their greed and their whatever

00:41:19.860 they do in their bubbles and their bursting bubbles and making more bubbles and their

00:41:23.760 scams and fraud.

00:41:25.320 They've actually made money obsolete and it's worthless.

00:41:28.880 Now that's just great.

00:41:30.920 That's my optimistic sign of the future because that is the dream of the end of debt slavery.

00:41:38.980 That's leaving Egypt. 0.98

00:41:41.200 That is the dream of humanity.

00:41:44.080 It's so great.

00:41:45.340 And it's crumbling and they're being exposed.

00:41:48.820 And it will be replaced with a better system that works for human beings, all human beings.

00:41:56.060 And it'll come from us and our intelligence because we have the will and the means and

00:42:02.240 all the technology to do that without money, but with something else.

00:42:07.540 Value for value.

00:42:08.820 All right.

00:42:10.000 Let's leave it on that optimistic note and shift before we go to something we talked about

00:42:15.260 during the break, which is these days you're splitting your time between Texas and Hawaii.

00:42:22.100 Yeah, it's a trip, man.

00:42:23.540 Now, somebody who owns the world lives in Hawaii most of the time.

00:42:26.520 Do you ever hang out with Oprah?

00:42:28.500 Oh, no.

00:42:28.960 She lives on a completely... 0.53

00:42:30.280 She lives on the rich people island.

00:42:32.160 Oh.

00:42:32.640 I live on the barefoot island where everybody tries to raise organic crops and fails because

00:42:38.440 we're...

00:42:39.040 So you don't cross paths with Oprah a lot?

00:42:41.000 No, I never see her.

00:42:42.520 I mean, she's...

00:42:43.600 She's not anybody I really know.

00:42:47.420 I was on her show 10 times.

00:42:49.540 Were you really?

00:42:50.120 Yeah.

00:42:50.840 She's a different sort of person than me.

00:42:54.020 How so?

00:42:54.460 I like my feet in the mud.

00:42:56.140 I like seeds and stuff.

00:42:57.860 I like real stuff.

00:42:59.840 But I like to think and write, so I don't have a lot of friends.

00:43:04.600 Really?

00:43:05.240 Uh-uh.

00:43:06.140 I mean, some comics...

00:43:06.720 Did you before the whole scandal or did they...

00:43:08.360 You had them and they abandoned you or you've never been somebody who's got a ton of friends?

00:43:11.240 I'm not a friendly person.

00:43:13.280 I'm really not.

00:43:14.560 I'm very...

00:43:15.840 What do you call it?

00:43:17.580 Solitude type?

00:43:18.560 Yeah.

00:43:19.320 Solitary?

00:43:20.080 Yeah.

00:43:20.500 Solitary.

00:43:21.260 But when I'm in a friendly mood, like I'm always the life of the party.

00:43:26.320 Yes, you were.

00:43:27.000 I started the show by saying that about last night.

00:43:29.260 You were.

00:43:29.960 I'm always the life of the party.

00:43:31.440 I love it when people are staring at me and laughing.

00:43:35.260 Aw.

00:43:35.660 That's the only time I can stand them.

00:43:37.880 That's my nightmare.

00:43:38.420 Or not be afraid of them.

00:43:39.800 That's my nightmare.

00:43:40.580 I don't want them laughing at me.

00:43:42.020 I want them listening to me, for sure.

00:43:43.800 But no, I...

00:43:44.520 No, but I mean at my joke.

00:43:46.000 Yeah, no, I get it. 0.62

00:43:46.780 Not at me like, look at how fat she is. 1.00

00:43:48.620 I don't want any of that.

00:43:49.840 But I mean...

00:43:50.480 Even though you created a whole show around principles like that where you made fun of

00:43:53.960 yourself and you were very self-deprecating.

00:43:56.300 Well, I think...

00:43:57.200 I happen to think that fat jokes are the funniest jokes in the whole world.

00:44:00.940 Are they number one?

00:44:01.720 They're threatening to take our fat jokes away.

00:44:04.300 And I just...

00:44:05.180 That's the reason I've stepped forward. 0.96

00:44:06.820 Because without fat jokes, we're just nothing but a fascist nation.

00:44:10.980 Have you seen some of the college-age pro-Palestinian protesters on their hunger strikes and the

00:44:16.980 size of them?

00:44:17.820 I mean, this thing could go on for a long time.

00:44:20.460 Well, one of my sponsors is one of these stun gun things for self-defense.

00:44:25.840 And they sent me this thing.

00:44:27.440 And I was reading it.

00:44:28.480 And it says it can take down a 350-pound man. 0.94

00:44:31.680 But I changed it to a 350-pound lesbian with blue hair. 1.00

00:44:36.760 Because, I mean, they are threatening to beat up women. 0.99

00:44:40.240 They'd love to beat up skinny women. 1.00

00:44:42.140 I don't blame them. 0.99

00:44:43.000 It's not the lesbians. 1.00

00:44:44.140 It's the trans people who are threatening to beat up women at every turn. 1.00

00:44:47.500 These guys are all over the internet threatening us if we try to keep them out of our bathrooms. 0.98

00:44:50.980 I know. 0.99

00:44:51.320 But their best friend is a 300-pound, 350-pound lesbian. 1.00

00:44:56.860 Those are their best friends. 0.53

00:44:58.140 Just like in high school. 0.99

00:44:59.640 The gay guy that wore his mom's dresses was always friends with the big fatty. 1.00

00:45:04.740 I know I was one of them. 0.96

00:45:06.280 I was always best friends with all the gay guys that wore their mom's dress. 0.52

00:45:09.200 Because gay men love strong women. 0.99

00:45:11.860 They like fat women. 1.00

00:45:13.420 And I find out because they make us eat everything because they're always skinny. 0.70

00:45:18.060 And they make us be their, they're our feeder.

00:45:21.560 And they make us consume everything that they're too afraid to because they are food abhorrent.

00:45:27.660 But they'll sit and watch us eat.

00:45:29.900 They live vicariously.

00:45:32.080 And I was happy to be that person because I love to eat.

00:45:35.380 So you're remote in Hawaii.

00:45:37.520 And you just told me you live remotely in Texas.

00:45:39.660 You're not right in the hub of something.

00:45:41.660 And that works for you.

00:45:42.380 Do you ever, do you miss people eventually?

00:45:44.120 Like you have to pop up every once in a while because you miss people?

00:45:47.360 I'll tell you, I go to town probably every day.

00:45:51.520 And I talk to, you know, the people on the street.

00:45:54.580 And they're all very nice to me.

00:45:56.120 And I go in all the stores.

00:45:57.700 And I buy items from all the stores because I try to help my town stay in business.

00:46:02.660 Everybody's hurting.

00:46:03.800 And so I just love to do stuff like that and talk politics with people.

00:46:09.560 And Hawaii is a complete socialist nation.

00:46:12.700 You may not know that.

00:46:14.180 But I love to talk politics with all these socialists.

00:46:17.940 And we get along fine.

00:46:20.000 And we agree on more than we disagree on.

00:46:22.620 And so I just feel that's an important thing for me to say.

00:46:25.660 And a lot of us are just trying to grow food and have chickens and such like basic lives.

00:46:31.320 Keep those chickens away from Kristi Noem. 1.00

00:46:34.280 She'd take them out.

00:46:35.140 But I'll tell you what one thing that does happen is these people know how to party.

00:46:40.380 Where?

00:46:41.040 Hawaii or Texas?

00:46:42.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:46:43.000 The working people, they know how to party.

00:46:46.840 And I'll tell you, I'm the life of them parties too.

00:46:49.200 I have zero doubt about any of this.

00:46:51.260 I find it very easy to believe you were last night in a room full of hysterical, funny people.

00:46:55.740 I didn't even get to the dancing yet.

00:46:57.400 They didn't have no music.

00:46:58.640 Next time.

00:46:59.420 Did you get merch, by the way?

00:47:00.780 I mean, like Kyle Dunnigan is covered in Mr. Bircham merch.

00:47:04.200 Nothing.

00:47:05.240 You didn't go grab the, you didn't get the bag by the door.

00:47:08.420 See, you don't know how these things work.

00:47:10.020 No, I don't.

00:47:10.720 You're right.

00:47:11.000 Please look for the plastic bag next to the door on the exit. 1.00

00:47:14.440 Shit. 1.00

00:47:15.280 Next time. 1.00

00:47:15.740 Me and my son grab four.

00:47:17.120 I'll give you one.

00:47:18.020 Okay.

00:47:18.380 Thank you.

00:47:18.980 Okay.

00:47:19.640 Rosanna, it's so great talking to you.

00:47:20.940 You're fascinating.

00:47:22.000 You're brilliant.

00:47:22.680 You're so talented.

00:47:23.840 It's wonderful to be sitting across from you and sharing a fake stage for you in our show.

00:47:28.380 No, I love you.

00:47:29.600 And you're going to hang out with me and learn more about the boom.

00:47:35.520 Good.

00:47:35.820 I, well, then we'll bring it back to the audience and we'll tell them how you taught me and we'll

00:47:39.720 show before and after.

00:47:41.000 I think you've got the bones to like do actual standup on the stage.

00:47:46.380 Wow.

00:47:47.060 She's amazing.

00:47:48.000 She, how it's not true, but she's so lovely to offer the compliment.

00:47:51.820 The one and only Roseanne.

00:47:55.860 Thanks for listening to the Megan Kelly show.

00:47:57.860 No BS, no agenda, and no fear.

00:48:11.000 Thanks for listening.

00:48:16.520 Okay.

00:48:17.560 I'll see you soon.

The Megyn Kelly Show - May 09, 2024

Roseanne Barr on Her Incredible Career, Her Emotional ABC Exit, and Optimism About Our Culture ｜ Ep. 787

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