The Megyn Kelly Show - October 18, 2021


Steven Crowder on His YouTube Suspension, Fatherhood, and His Near-Death Health Scare | Ep. 183


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 27 minutes

Words per Minute

211.77496

Word Count

18,472

Sentence Count

1,359

Misogynist Sentences

57

Hate Speech Sentences

75


Summary

Stephen Crowder returns to The Megyn Kelly Show to talk about his health scare, being a new father to twins, and why he thinks women should identify as female in prison. He also talks about a recent health scare that almost killed him.


Transcript

00:00:00.460 Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show, your home for open, honest, and provocative conversations.
00:00:12.500 Hey, everyone. I'm Megyn Kelly. Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show. Big show for you today.
00:00:17.360 We are welcoming back one of my all-time favorite guests. When I interviewed Stephen Crowder
00:00:24.000 nearly a year ago, it became instantly one of our top downloaded episodes. And I don't think
00:00:30.720 I've ever laughed so hard in an interview. I still recall it so fondly. My husband loved it.
00:00:36.840 We all loved it. Maybe you're a fan of Crowder's like me and are one of his 5.5 million YouTube
00:00:43.180 subscribers. Maybe not. You're about to be. But the thing about Crowder is he hasn't posted a video
00:00:50.600 to YouTube in five days, even though he dominates there. Why? He is currently suspended from the
00:00:58.060 platform, at least insofar as him posting his show. We will get into that, plus what it's like being a
00:01:05.720 new father of twins and his recent health scare that almost killed him. I mean, it was really
00:01:11.340 scary. He had twins and almost died in like the same month. And now he's been left with titanium
00:01:18.140 steel bars in his chest. So he really is kind of now the man of steel. Stephen, welcome back. Great
00:01:24.480 to have you. Well, thank you very much for having me. I hate to fact check you right on the outset,
00:01:28.840 but steel is different. There's a certain level of carbon versus the alloy that titanium is. And
00:01:35.400 one is technically more rigid, but also brittle. It's why they have to crack tungsten versus cut
00:01:40.860 something like cobalt. My point is, let's not get off on the wrong foot and find ourselves in front
00:01:44.640 page of media matters just because you wanted to get you wanted to get snippy. I wanted to lose. I
00:01:51.120 wanted to weaken your titanium rods down to steel. OK, there's so much to go over. Let's just start
00:01:56.720 with the newsiest part, which is what YouTube's doing to you. OK, so YouTube has given you what's
00:02:02.740 called a hard strike. If you get three hard strikes in a 90 day period, you are permanently banned
00:02:08.440 from YouTube. Your show gets booted. That's just not going to happen. I just can't imagine that
00:02:13.860 they're going to do that to you. You're too popular. There would be too big a backlash,
00:02:17.040 but they're setting you up. There's certainly they certainly seem to be setting you up. So
00:02:21.420 explain to us what would you do? Well, what would you do? Good question. And the usual answer is
00:02:28.720 something wrong, especially I find as a new father with with twins. I've also realized just how useless
00:02:32.860 I am as a father. I'm sure you and your husband went through this. There's there's so little I can do.
00:02:37.500 My wife is like a Swiss army knife and she pats the babies and she burps them and she burps them and
00:02:41.300 she's changing them. And I'm like, am I supporting the head? And I just upset them when they cry. I
00:02:45.860 don't comfort them at all. And I can't hold them on my chest. Turns out, do you know why? I found
00:02:49.960 out that a bed of I think I can say this word, a bed of breasts of bosom is more comfortable than
00:02:55.880 titanium. So if I were a child, I would choose my mom over a titanium chest as well. YouTube.
00:03:03.520 Look, the hard strike term is something people don't fully understand. So if I can explain it for a
00:03:06.780 second, they'll be thinking of an ex NFL player in an elevator with his girlfriend. It's a strike
00:03:11.480 from YouTube that's different from like a copyright violation. A hard strike is YouTube saying, all
00:03:16.420 right, we are hitting your channel. We're leaving a mark. We're making it count. And in this case,
00:03:20.720 we can't upload. We can't stream. Really, you know, they've changed their algorithms where if you
00:03:26.160 search Steven Crowder abortion, for example, you'll find 25 other videos often before you find ours.
00:03:32.620 And these will be videos that are less relevant with fewer plays. So we're not really in search.
00:03:36.660 We're not really in browse to the degree of other channels. If you watch my video, you all of a
00:03:40.940 sudden get a Seth Meyers video for some reason. That's how their algorithms work. Now they just,
00:03:45.420 okay, we're just going to strike you and remove you from YouTube. And the reason for it is what's
00:03:48.680 so concerning, Megan, especially I know you've talked about with with your children, you know,
00:03:53.660 going through this situation at school. We covered a story, very specific story of female inmates in
00:04:00.640 California becoming pregnant. And we also talked about a record number of transgender or males who
00:04:06.300 identify as females going into all women's prisons. So the joke that they banned this episode for
00:04:12.740 was, uh, I covered the story, men going into prisons and women's getting women getting pregnant,
00:04:18.260 pregnancy protocols. So the only conclusion I could come to since, uh, transgender males are exactly the
00:04:24.720 same as biological females was that of immaculate conception. And it went to a sketch with, with the
00:04:31.180 angel of Gabriel, uh, appearing to Mary in a cell, letting her know, uh, that she would have a miracle
00:04:36.060 birth, but it would actually be at the hands of her violent cellmate. So it was a sketch. It's rough,
00:04:41.000 red rough on the paper. I'm not saying it's for everybody, uh, but it was deliberately designed
00:04:44.920 to drive the point home as to what we're allowed and not even allowed to say the language from the
00:04:50.060 YouTube attorney is, I do find solace in this. Megan, a very expensive hourly attorney who had to draft
00:04:56.340 up a letter to me. So at least there, you know, I cost him a few thousand dollars said, uh, you can't
00:05:02.040 call violence upon any group, which I never would, um, spread hate, I think is a little more generic,
00:05:07.980 but it said, uh, or indicate that transgender individuals may pose a rape threat to women.
00:05:15.780 Now, keep in mind, this was applied retroactively to a video that had already been reviewed that had
00:05:20.920 already been uploaded a week ago. Uh, and it was fine then. I mean, everything's demonetized anyway.
00:05:24.860 I don't make a dime off of YouTube, but it came down on us the day that we had a gangbusters episode
00:05:31.160 about the Loudoun County situation where let me just interject and ask you previously, when you got
00:05:36.840 in trouble with YouTube, would it take a week for them to say, we've got a problem with this episode?
00:05:42.580 There were two different scenarios. No, with the Vox apocalypse, it was immediate. Uh, and then one
00:05:47.900 time with the CDC issue, you know, we had this over Christmas where we quoted the CDC. We referenced and
00:05:53.480 showed the CDC stats on the number of average seasonal flu deaths with children versus, uh, COVID deaths.
00:06:01.060 And I won't even, I can't even specify those numbers because I don't want you to get in trouble.
00:06:04.220 That was applied retroactively weeks earlier. So we've had both. Usually it's been immediate.
00:06:09.420 This is the second time they've gone back through time and said, this isn't acceptable now.
00:06:13.420 Okay. So finish your point. So the week went by after, I should point out that the angel of
00:06:18.120 Gabriel in your skit was being played by Alex Jones and you, and he said, basically you said,
00:06:23.900 what is, what is this going to happen? If a woman gets pregnant in, uh, in prison and an all women's
00:06:28.040 prison, is it a, is it an immaculate conception? And Alex Jones as an angel says, um, a baby is to
00:06:33.260 be born in the cell. A virgin birth is asked. He says, no, your cellmate, that guy right there
00:06:37.400 dressed as a woman, he's going to rape you repeatedly. So you, you have that up for a
00:06:42.200 week. They don't tell you have to take it down. It's obviously when you say it, it's a comedy sketch.
00:06:49.780 I get it. And we're going to get to the numbers on what's actually happening in prisons and so on.
00:06:53.340 But, um, he says that. And then a week later that you get the YouTube letter, but you were saying
00:06:59.560 that the letter comes on the same day that you covered. Yeah. Within hours of us covering the
00:07:04.880 Loudoun story, the Loudoun County story for people who don't know a young man. And I was very clear
00:07:09.040 to not even say transgender because the reports at this time were saying a young bisexual boy
00:07:13.600 in a skirt. Okay. So I had to say that, uh, had raped a young girl in the school board effectively
00:07:21.160 did nothing. And it was verified through a rape kit and that, uh, young boy, bisexual boy in a skirt
00:07:26.540 raped again. So we covered this. And of course, uh, parents were outraged. So we covered it. That's
00:07:31.180 when we got this letter saying you are not allowed to indicate, this is a quote, indicating
00:07:36.340 that transgender individuals pose a rape threat to women. Here's what's so concerning. Sure. We
00:07:41.920 covered specific instances. And I understand the difference between covering specific instances
00:07:45.960 and attacking the actions of a specific person, you know, um, like rape. I don't know. Call me.
00:07:52.920 That's me, Mr. Old Fashioned. I think rape is evil, regardless of whether the guy's wearing a skirt
00:07:57.760 when doing it. I'm, I'm, you know, I'm not afraid to take a risk here, Megan, and say that I'm anti
00:08:01.780 rape. Um, but what I do think is a problem is you do need to be able to make a broad generalization
00:08:07.600 to express concern. There were over a hundred parents lined up at that municipal meeting
00:08:11.280 in Loudoun County, and they were going to express their concern over this new intergender bathroom
00:08:16.880 policy. Why? Well, because we're concerned as parents that it could pose a rape threat to our
00:08:21.920 daughters. And that's the issue right now with these companies under two 30 being protected,
00:08:26.500 uh, as a digital town square in the real town square, you can say things that are impermissible
00:08:32.700 on all of Facebook, YouTube, Twitter. And that is very, very frightening. This is, I would argue,
00:08:40.160 it's not a coincidence that this happened after, uh, the, uh, Loudoun story only hours after. And I
00:08:46.600 would argue that it's not a coincidence that this language was designed to be interpreted so broadly
00:08:51.240 that it could in fact remove anyone who discusses that story. These, the, your story and the
00:08:56.320 story of the Loudoun County dad are running parallel in a way because the Loudoun County dad was
00:09:01.920 publicly humiliated in the public square. He was fat shamed. He was mocked by the mainstream media.
00:09:08.140 Like, look at this rube showing up at a school board meeting. He's such a moron, you know,
00:09:13.180 protesting. And then it comes out, thanks to the daily wires reporting that the guy was there. He was
00:09:19.100 upset at the superintendent who's now been totally humiliated by the way. And there are calls for him
00:09:23.760 to resign. He hasn't, but he's apologizing. He's publicly apologizing because he was in the wrong,
00:09:28.660 the superintendent. Um, because the superintendent at that meeting was telling people that there
00:09:33.660 hadn't been a sexual assault in the bathrooms and it wasn't true. It had just happened. And he knew,
00:09:40.700 he knew that it wasn't true. Now he's saying, Oh, well, I thought it was like specific to just trans
00:09:46.600 kids. Okay. Yeah. A kid, a bisexual kid wearing a skirt goes into the girl's bathroom and rapes a
00:09:53.100 girl. The parents aren't splitting hairs about whether the kids actually trans. They want to
00:09:57.840 know whether the bathrooms are safe and the girls are safe. That's what they're not looking for some
00:10:02.480 legalized parsed word. Well, technically true. And he knew it. So he lied. The dad was mad. An
00:10:09.820 activist got in his face and called his daughter a bitch, a ninth grade rape victim. She called her a
00:10:15.560 bitch and the dad got mad. That's what we're seeing in that video. You go out there to try to
00:10:21.820 talk about the Loudon incident and you go out there and we can talk about the particulars of
00:10:26.160 the prison situation, but it is absolutely a problem right now that trans women just have to say
00:10:33.240 biological men just have to say they're trans women and they can be transferred right into an
00:10:38.100 all women's prison. And female prisoners have repeatedly expressed their concern over their safety.
00:10:44.080 Yeah. I mean, look, I remember being dragged by my ear down to the dean's office because I didn't have
00:10:49.260 the right hall pass. Okay. If I knew that I had to get out of jail free card, wandering my high school
00:10:54.200 halls by tossing on a skirt and saying, you want to lift it up and check the genitalia? I think I have
00:10:58.900 a right to be in a lady's restroom. The point is this policy of so absurd that the boy who claims to be
00:11:03.180 bisexual and wearing a skirt, no one called him on it anyway. Like, Hey son, you wouldn't happen to be
00:11:09.120 one of those transgenders. Are you? You can't ask questions. I'm wearing a skirt. Oh, okay. I'm
00:11:13.220 sorry. You're free to rape. We're that far on down the trail. And look, this is, we, we, we talked
00:11:18.800 about how me too. And of course, look, people like Weinstein, of course. Okay. I understand these
00:11:24.240 people shouldn't see the light of day again. I'm also surprised that, uh, that, that former
00:11:28.680 president, President Bill Clinton hasn't made the poster boy for sexual assault. But I digress.
00:11:33.360 We used to say, well, we were silencing women right at the power of white men. Now we're
00:11:39.540 silencing rape victims, uh, at the cost of the feelings of transgender individuals. This
00:11:44.620 is not an isolated incident. And I'm certainly not. Let me be really clear. I've never said
00:11:49.460 that all transgenders are rapists. I've never implied that all transgenders are rapists
00:11:53.500 because I don't believe that all transgenders are rapists, despite what YouTube want people
00:11:58.120 to believe, simply saying that a law like this, and certainly policies that are this murky
00:12:03.680 allow predators to take advantage in what are meant to be women only spaces. But when you
00:12:10.020 say, ah, they are women only spaces. Uh, well, I meant women only spaces. What do you mean
00:12:15.880 by women only spaces? Well, I meant, uh, I meant, I meant no penises. Can we, I meant no penis
00:12:20.640 spaces.
00:12:21.120 Mm hmm. Well, so here's the thing, two, two points on this. We looked it up to find
00:12:27.140 out cause most of the reporting links back to this wolf. Uh, it's W O L F, which is an
00:12:32.260 acronym stands for, uh, women's liberation front. Who's been, it's a feminist organization
00:12:36.960 that's, that's been reporting on this. And so far as we can tell, they claim that a female
00:12:42.240 inmate in a California women's prison became pregnant after biological males, trans women,
00:12:47.440 um, were housed in the prison. We have not been able to confirm that daily daily wire,
00:12:52.680 Ben Shapiro's organization. They did some work trying to confirm that as well. And the California,
00:12:57.420 uh, Bureau of prisons is denying it saying we do have some pregnant women in our prisons,
00:13:02.720 but they were pregnant when they got here. They were not impregnated by trans
00:13:06.180 prisoners who'd been transferred from the men men's prison. But wolf, this organization is standing by
00:13:12.000 it's reporting saying we're in contact with women in these prisons. And our information often
00:13:17.520 comes out before yours does. So I don't know what the truth is, but there certainly has been this
00:13:22.960 reporting out there and it is indisputable that the California prisons are allowing biological males
00:13:29.640 in thanks to a law pushed by assemblyman Scott Wiener. Um, and now there are, um, have you guys,
00:13:35.920 this is important. Do you know who Scott Wiener is? Do you know what his most famous piece of
00:13:41.120 legislation was before this non-disclosure laws? If you have AIDS or HIV, I know some people right
00:13:48.160 here in your, your show right now are listening. Like, I don't even have a chip for that. That's,
00:13:50.660 that sounds like a kind of law where you could, uh, you could infect someone with your viral load
00:13:57.100 of HIV or AIDS without their knowledge. Yes, that's exactly what it is. They thought that requiring people
00:14:03.040 who have HIV AIDS to disclose that they have HIV AIDS and sexual encounters with strangers, uh, would be
00:14:09.860 stigmatizing to those who may have HIV AIDS and infect strangers. So Scott Wiener, he really made this
00:14:15.860 his raison d'etre between, uh, leather chokers at the Folsom Street Fair. And I don't just say that as a broad
00:14:20.940 generalization, to be clear, you can find the pictures. So this guy really has his priorities straight
00:14:25.880 while people have to step over pools of human excrement like Frogger in the state of California right now
00:14:32.000 that he's decided this is his new law, but sorry, continue. Just as I love it when you,
00:14:36.060 when you use your French, he's, he's from Canada. Uh, he's, his mother's French Canadian. I love it
00:14:40.480 when you use your French and it sounds legit. Um, okay. So the number, the numbers is, uh, the numbers
00:14:46.060 are, let's say, uh, I don't know, it's something like 300 people have identified themselves as trans so
00:14:51.260 far. The, uh, uh, let me see 20 of the requests, uh, have been processed so far, but none have been
00:14:58.420 denied, including those according to the national review requested by male sex offenders. Now I
00:15:04.740 actually dug deep on that too. I clicked on the Lincoln national review. Where are they,
00:15:08.760 where are they getting that, that, you know, previously male sex offenders now say that
00:15:11.960 they're trans and they want to go to the women's prisons. The national review link takes you to a
00:15:15.820 Santa Monica observer article and a report directly from a female inmate named Amber S. Jackson
00:15:21.880 claiming that HIV positive male trans female sex offenders are in prison now.
00:15:28.420 Having sex with female inmates. She's posted repeatedly over there. I don't know whether
00:15:32.640 this is the source. Look, none of this actually needs to be confirmed because we do have, and you
00:15:38.440 posted this several actual confirmed cases, um, in the past of trans individuals hurting other people
00:15:48.300 via, via sexual assault or rape that it's not to say that all trans individuals do this. As you
00:15:53.500 already pointed out, it's just to point out that it is a problem. It has happened and people are not
00:15:59.780 completely off their rocker to be concerned about trans women being put in women's prisons.
00:16:05.300 Well, here's, here's the issue right here. And I understand you're, you're doing your due diligence.
00:16:08.740 And for people who don't know, like I'm a comedian, but we make sure all of our references are publicly
00:16:12.560 available. And what's important to keep in mind is we are looking for something, right? An
00:16:17.440 anecdotal story, but we are acknowledging the empirical, the problem. Now we just talked about
00:16:22.380 on our show, a ministry of justice study at the UK, 59.6. And this source is available at
00:16:28.160 ladderwithcreditor.com. I can give you the link in the description. 59.6 of male to female
00:16:32.460 transgenders who are in UK prisons are sex offenders. 13% of cis basic, uh, heterosexual,
00:16:40.040 uh, supposedly males in prison and about 3% of women, 59% of male to female transgender
00:16:46.080 individuals. This is an empirical study. Now let's apply this to the Loudoun County situation,
00:16:50.000 right? Where we say empirical studies show us, or at least suggest that there could be a greater
00:16:54.340 risk of sexual assault when you have these intergender bathroom policies. What did they
00:16:57.940 say? It's never happened here. We know they were lying. We know they were lying. Why would we trust
00:17:04.140 the prisons right now? And I can't tell you who we're communicating with, with people in the
00:17:07.520 prisons. The empirical is irrefutable and the anecdotal of course is being hidden. And I
00:17:12.520 don't think it requires a conspiracy theorist mind, you know, uh, George W. Bush next to tower seven
00:17:18.740 with acne plunger to understand that of course they would have every incentive in these prison
00:17:23.000 systems in California to cover up the effects of their absolutely horrendous laws. We already know
00:17:29.120 women have been harmed by transgender inmates. We already know that there are many women who have
00:17:33.260 become pregnant in prison. Women shouldn't be pregnant period in prison. That's not supposed
00:17:38.540 to happen. Now the anecdotal, they say these women who are speaking out are lying. Okay. But you said
00:17:45.380 that about, if you're willing to say it about a young girl in a public school, don't really think I
00:17:50.060 trust you when it comes to our correctional facilities, especially when you're talking about
00:17:52.920 a law that comes from Mr. I should knowingly be able to infect an HIV, uh, to, to use my HIV viral load
00:18:01.420 to infect a stranger without his knowledge. Wiener, that's his policy. People think it sounds absurd
00:18:07.840 because it is. Look it up. That's the thing. So the YouTube offense at you allegedly suggesting, um,
00:18:16.200 they, they say you indicated that trans people pose a rape threat to women. Um, we, we need to be able
00:18:24.020 to talk about the fear by biological women in prison, that that may happen and reports, um, that the sex
00:18:33.000 is happening between biological males who are to say they're trans and women in these prisons as told by
00:18:39.000 this Amber Jackson, a sauna, Santa Monica observer among others. And if we, we can't get banned for having
00:18:45.900 such a discussion, you never said that all trans people are going to rape the women in these
00:18:51.080 prisons, but it's a, it's a very real issue that's been raised in the mainstream press, nevermind by
00:18:56.300 Steven Crowder, by me, by many others. So it's crazy for YouTube to try to be cracking down on just you
00:19:03.180 because you did it in sort of a more humorous way, which was obviously a parody. There's a specific
00:19:09.020 carve out for comedy to be clear. So they have problems with hair on them. It's Alex Jones as an angel.
00:19:13.680 It's obviously comedy. Yes. Who? Okay. You have to, it takes a lot of work to make something that
00:19:20.520 stupid. Okay. I deliberately decided to cast Alex Jones as the angel Gabriel because it's hysterical
00:19:27.260 and I make no apologies for it, but let's look at the YouTube statement really quickly. And it's not
00:19:32.220 that I indicated, it says you are not allowed to indicate, right? Indicating. So that means open-ended
00:19:37.920 anyone else. That means you, that means people at daily wire. That's what's so scary about it. But let's,
00:19:42.800 let's just look at that phrase, the fact that some people might agree with it, indicating that
00:19:46.700 transgender individuals may pose a rape threat to women. Well, yeah, that's mean. Let me change
00:19:51.220 one thing. Indicating that biological males could pose a rape threat to women. Would anyone on earth
00:19:57.980 disagree with that sentiment? That biological males could pose a rape threat to women? Who rapes women?
00:20:04.760 Biological males, primarily. That's also an offensive term. They don't want us to use the term
00:20:08.500 biological males right now. So when people go out and say, this is this culture or, you know,
00:20:12.220 these, these think tank libertarians, right? Or we just want to talk about the debt. Look,
00:20:16.560 taxes ebb and flow. Let's talk about this issue, the elimination of gender lines.
00:20:20.680 It affects everything in our country. What do I mean by that? Well, not only does it affect big tech,
00:20:26.160 as we're talking about right now, it affects parental rights. If you say that men and women are
00:20:30.080 fundamentally interchangeable, if you say that a biological man who claims to be a transgender woman
00:20:33.860 is the exact same thing as a biological woman, which is what the push is. Let's be clear.
00:20:38.080 You lose your parental rights to raise your children as you see fit. Not to mention,
00:20:43.000 what are we talking about with private businesses, business rights? You think not wanting to be
00:20:47.300 involved in a gay wedding ceremony, baking that cake was bad. What do you think is going to happen
00:20:52.240 with businesses that are gender selective? Places like all women's gyms or places that have all
00:20:57.900 women's locker rooms, beauty salons. Not to mention, this will affect our political discourse.
00:21:02.340 You can have people from the left who go up, who of course agree with this sentiment. The anti-science
00:21:07.260 crowd who say, well, yes, biological men who transition to women, they're the exact same thing
00:21:11.640 as biological women. They're allowed to speak freely and C-SPAN can air it and CNN can regurgitate
00:21:16.540 it all across YouTube, Facebook, whatever source happens to exist at that point in time. Whereas
00:21:21.280 someone like Senator Rand Paul or Ted Cruz, their rebuttal is no longer allowed to be spoken. Not to
00:21:26.100 mention, it of course ties into the speech issue. You can now eliminate voices of anyone
00:21:32.160 who disagrees with the established fact that biological men can in fact be the exact equivalent
00:21:40.280 to biological women if they claim to be. And here's the other piece of it. Here's the other
00:21:44.520 piece of it. Even if it's not a trans individual who poses the risk to the girls or the women in the
00:21:49.900 case of prisons, you can have situations where a biological man who is not trans takes advantage
00:21:56.060 of the law to go into the facility and cause harm. That's another concern by the activists.
00:22:02.760 Now, people can decide-
00:22:04.180 That would be me, Megan. If I was sentenced, if Susan Wojcicki had her way and they pinned me down,
00:22:07.840 they'd say, life in prison. You know, I didn't get the light concurrent sentences. I would say,
00:22:12.080 all right, I'm looking at life. Well, I'm a woman and I'd like to be free to go into the female
00:22:16.560 prison. And they would say, oh, well, there's been this huge track record of you saying these
00:22:19.980 anti-LGBT trans theory stuff. And I would say, look, I was clearly, it was repressed
00:22:24.900 transgender. I was a repressed transgender. I was fighting against my own urges. And even right
00:22:30.880 now, they would point to this and say, well, right here, this is evidence. And I would say,
00:22:33.260 you look back, this is an obvious cry for help. And I'll go on my merry way and I'll be the biggest
00:22:39.260 dog in the female prison yard.
00:22:40.480 Susan Wojcicki is the head of YouTube. If they did deny you from moving into the women's prison,
00:22:45.700 you would be the very first in California to be denied. They've all been approved.
00:22:49.980 And these women are now living in these, you know, nine by nine cells with with people.
00:22:55.100 I don't know, however you want to say it, who have penises. And according to at least one of
00:22:59.220 these activists or one of these inmates who's gone on the record, the summer HIV positive and sex is
00:23:05.000 happening. I haven't heard or see. I haven't seen her use the word rape, but we'll continue to follow.
00:23:09.660 And that's been a concern expressed even by lawmakers when they were pushing this in California.
00:23:13.820 We have so much more to go over with Steven Crowder, his health scare, parenthood. Superman now
00:23:19.340 doesn't believe in the American way and is also bisexual. So much to get to. Stay tuned.
00:23:31.020 Steven Crowder is with us now, host of Louder with Crowder. If you have not heard of it,
00:23:35.800 you are missing out. He's hilarious. He's brilliant. He's controversial. But we need people who will take
00:23:42.380 rhetorical risks in our society. Otherwise, these woke warriors are going to dominate the entire
00:23:47.520 conversation and important facts are going to get covered up. This is just a couple of these are a
00:23:52.600 couple of examples. You posted these on your website. Just so people know, we went back and
00:23:57.740 we checked them all to see. Are they true? Did it really happen? And you got it. You they are true.
00:24:04.020 They did happen. These are instances of assault or rape or exposure by trans individuals against girls,
00:24:11.600 sometimes little girls in restrooms, in jails, women and so on. Again, doesn't mean they all do
00:24:17.140 it. Just means you should be able to talk about the potential risk. That's it. That's all you were
00:24:20.780 trying to do. There's a couple of examples. Transgender prisoner Karen White carried out
00:24:25.280 four sex attacks at a women's prison confirmed by the BBC. Madeline Harkes convicted of molesting
00:24:31.380 three girls under eight before he transitioned and then sexually assaulted two female inmates
00:24:35.420 in jail. Vancouver Sun confirmed by additional CNBC reporting or CBC. In 2012, Canadian Christopher
00:24:43.580 Hamburg assaulted two women in two women's homeless shelters in Toronto confirmed by The Economist.
00:24:48.360 2020 female Illinois inmate claimed she was raped by a transgender inmate and the jail covered it up
00:24:53.800 confirmed by the local PBS Chicago story and on and on it goes. There is no question it has happened.
00:25:00.340 There's no question women in California have expressed concerns that it may happen again
00:25:04.060 there as a result of this guy Wiener's policy, which got pushed through. And the fact that YouTube
00:25:09.520 is looking at you because you made it into a parody with Alex Jones to cover this issue in a way that
00:25:16.600 you always do. You're a comedian. You make people laugh, cry, feel something and get a conversation
00:25:21.640 going is insane. Your thoughts, Stephen, especially when we see what's happening with Dave Chappelle trying
00:25:27.220 to talk about trans issues on the national level, too. Oh, well, for crying out loud, with Dave Chappelle,
00:25:31.080 they just absolutely proved his point. I think, you know, some people say it's not cancel culture,
00:25:35.280 it's accountability culture. That's total bullcrap. Because if you look at Dave Chappelle,
00:25:39.240 you see the difference between the critic scores and the audience scores. For example, between Fauci,
00:25:43.360 the critic scores and the audience scores. What cancel culture is, is a small group of people
00:25:48.240 in an echo chamber using that echo chamber to amplify it and to subvert the voice of the actual
00:25:54.180 people want to be able to watch Dave Chappelle. That's a majority of Americans either want to be able to
00:25:58.000 watch the special or believe that other people should be able to watch the special. It's a bunch
00:26:02.220 of people who want to stage a walkout who work at Netflix who believe that him making jokes is
00:26:07.620 actually something that one could equate to violence. So let's be clear, cancel culture is a
00:26:12.880 real thing. And it's not even the same as a boycott or a boycott, because it's not society at large.
00:26:17.980 It's people who are entirely disconnected from society at large. And I appreciate you, by the way,
00:26:22.280 going through those through those references, because, yeah, look, I'm a comedian first. I mean,
00:26:26.360 anyone who's watching this right now, seeing you and I in a split screen can tell, right,
00:26:30.520 if this were just a freeze and like comedian. Yeah, because one is Megyn Kelly, like looking
00:26:34.140 into the sun and one after several hours of work still looks like I just came in from an
00:26:38.840 all male version of curves. OK, so I have to actually be somewhat not that you're not entertaining,
00:26:45.160 but this is what I've done. I was performing to drunks, you know, in clubs for years. I worked at look,
00:26:50.260 I worked at Fox News. Everything that I do today, I was told would never work. I was told we know that
00:26:55.980 the brass there at Fox News, they said, ah, comedy like that doesn't really work. Ah,
00:26:59.760 it's too edgy. The idea of change my mind, which is no edits as long as it takes hours to actually
00:27:06.020 discuss these issues. You know, Megyn, come on. And then the realm of cable news, that's antithetical.
00:27:11.440 The Sanjay Gupta just said, I spoke with Joe Rogan for three hours, which was the longest conversation
00:27:17.120 I think I've ever had with anybody. If that's the longest conversation you've ever had with anybody,
00:27:21.140 you've lived an asshole's life. It means that you have no idea how to interact with people on a human
00:27:26.700 level. Part of that is comedy. Part of that is levity. Part of that is actually finding a way
00:27:33.380 to make a point without drawing blood. And that's what what humor does. And I think a big part of it
00:27:38.480 is YouTube is just going after the numbers. They're saying more of you have chosen to watch this and
00:27:43.400 Colbert, Myers, even any news program in the demographic. So we can't allow that to happen.
00:27:49.260 But what's really concerning way more. Yeah. And it's it's and I don't really I'm not comfortable
00:27:53.960 talking about that because I have people come up and like this when I was getting through
00:27:57.500 insert whatever to hear like, how you helped me get through cancer. I'm like, I would probably
00:28:02.000 just like let the cancer win if I were you. So good. Thank you. I'm appreciative. I guess
00:28:06.320 you're braver than me. Me telling a few jokes and selling mugs got you through the toughest
00:28:11.020 point in your life. I'm intensely uncomfortable with the responsibility. And so I try and do as much
00:28:16.860 good as possible. Well, I've seen that. You take it seriously. I've seen the research that you do
00:28:21.280 behind your segments. And often, like if I'm going to have you on, I'll go. I'll look at it. I'll see
00:28:24.640 the controversial stuff and I'll say, all right, let's take an objective look. And, you know, if I
00:28:28.940 didn't think you had it, I'd call you out. But you got your stuff here and they're sticking their
00:28:33.960 head in the sand. Megan, go through all of them. Go through all of them. I challenge you.
00:28:37.660 No, no. I mean, go through everyone we've ever done. I have a policy here. OK,
00:28:41.140 we actually have to use completely neutral sources, things like PubMed or scientific journals.
00:28:46.740 Or if we can't find it, we use a left-leaning source. As a matter of fact, when we use the
00:28:52.020 Daily Wire for this story, it was the first time we used a right-leaning source in weeks. And that's
00:28:57.000 because they did the exclusive investigative journalism. Now, it doesn't mean that something
00:29:00.500 wouldn't be legitimate, for example, if it came from Fox News or if it came from the Washington
00:29:04.540 County story. And the Daily Wire is reporting on the Loudoun County issue has been 100% confirmed,
00:29:09.080 100% confirmed, including by the superintendent. And one of the board members just resigned today.
00:29:14.900 She was on the wrong side of history. And she resigned so that she could be replaced by her
00:29:19.780 fellow board instead of by the people who deserve to elect the next person in her seat. This Loudoun
00:29:25.640 County board has not served its constituency well. But wait, I want to just take a jump back because
00:29:30.320 YouTube also cracked down on you. This is one of the things I saw. Remember, Micaiah Bryant was the
00:29:37.020 young woman who was killed. She was a black woman who was about to stab another black woman and a
00:29:45.000 police officer showed up on the scene and he shot her and she died. She was only 16 years old. It was
00:29:52.160 tough to tell how old they were in the midst of this knife fight, but it was crazy because the left
00:29:56.740 started to defend her and attack the cop as though knife fighting is just a playful way of expressing
00:30:02.620 oneself and the cop should have known that. Okay, so you had some fun at this. You mocked it a bit
00:30:08.700 and sort of said, this is ridiculous. And a lot of people did, the media outrage and so on. But then
00:30:14.140 as I'm studying up on this, they had no problem. They say you can't because you got a strike and
00:30:20.640 you're not allowed to mock somebody's death, they said. You're not allowed to mock it. And I think it
00:30:24.900 was you or somebody close to you said, if that were true, the Bill Maher riff on David Koch dying,
00:30:31.820 who he celebrated David Koch's death as if it was, you know, like the greatest thing to ever happen to
00:30:37.120 the country that still lives on YouTube. That's just fine. But you can't mock this.
00:30:43.340 No, and I absolutely should be able to mock it because this is someone who actually tried to
00:30:47.080 actively stab somebody else was in. Look, if you look at that freeze frame, it's a freeze frame like
00:30:52.880 this. And I think what I said was something along the lines of some people call this a travesty of
00:30:57.480 the justice system. Some people show this, talk about this as though it displays the social inequities
00:31:01.520 for all to see. And when I look at this freeze frame of a serial, serially violent young lady
00:31:07.980 about to stab another 16 year old, I say, Tex, that's a mighty fine shooting, because I can't
00:31:13.640 believe the split second shot that had taken place. Of course, no one wants anyone to die. But you know
00:31:18.020 what? When someone's about to stab somebody, I prefer the stabber to die than the innocent
00:31:22.780 stabby. Again, I'm old fashioned. Yeah, this was after two. This was this was, of course,
00:31:28.280 when it was heated, where all cops were animals. And I've agreed that you have some cops who
00:31:32.560 abuse their authority. Absolutely. I understand it. However, this was a scenario where the cop
00:31:38.780 made the absolutely right call. And it's entirely subjective with YouTube. That's the issue that
00:31:43.880 we're dealing with. And I have to be careful to not get somebody else in trouble. I mean, when
00:31:48.040 we had the Vox Adpocalypse, the worst thing, the worst words that I said were sprite, which is an
00:31:53.620 old 50 year old term for someone who's light in the loafers, sashay, meaning dance or prance around.
00:31:59.040 And I use the word Mexican, which YouTube describes as a pejorative about someone who was Mexican. And I
00:32:04.800 didn't say, I hate Mexicans. I said, this person who's Mexican. So I said, well, hold on a second.
00:32:09.960 If you can't say Mexican about somebody who's Mexican, what would you say?
00:32:13.940 How is that pejorative, right? That's YouTube's bias.
00:32:16.340 Well, it's because I was saying it. I don't know. I mean, I got a face with a lot of punch
00:32:20.140 appeal. And you know what? Can we bring back the stocks a little bit for some of those board
00:32:23.320 members in Loudoun County? I'm not saying violence, but can someone pelt their sorry fat asses with
00:32:27.980 a few tomatoes? Seems like that'd be a little bit of justice for child rape. Maybe it's just me.
00:32:33.200 Could be just me.
00:32:33.700 Well, it's funny. You say that. You can't now because the FBI will be all over you as a hate crime. But
00:32:38.020 what's crazy about it is that letter by the School Board Association, some made up organization that a lot
00:32:43.340 of people hadn't heard of. But now some board of school boards are withdrawing from this thing.
00:32:47.380 They didn't realize they'd signed up for this group that was going to become activists and ask
00:32:50.500 for parents to be treated like domestic terrorists. They used that incident of that guy, the dad,
00:32:56.040 Scott Smith, as one of the examples of why the FBI needs to go to school board meetings and crack
00:33:00.480 down on parents. Meanwhile, it's coming out that the prosecutor in that jurisdiction went after him
00:33:06.020 personally. I mean, forgive the expression. You know, you won't care. Balls to the wall against this guy.
00:33:11.100 She didn't normally prosecute cases of this, but she got involved. She really wanted to make an
00:33:16.120 example out of this guy. And and people were shocked that she she pushed it so much because
00:33:22.340 she she was all for lenient law enforcement. Right. Until it comes to this dad, this white dad who shows
00:33:27.540 up at the school board meeting and she made an example out of him. But nobody made an example out
00:33:32.560 of the actual alleged rapist who was then passed to another school and committed a second
00:33:37.480 alleged rape, a second sex crime. That's what so this is. This is how, unfortunately,
00:33:41.980 vigilantism is is created. People don't remember. It was that crime wave, the late 60s, early 70s.
00:33:46.880 That's when you had people like Dirty Harry. That's when you had people like Charles Bronson,
00:33:50.460 right? Death Wish become popular because people thought, well, one second, I've gone through all
00:33:53.820 the avenues and nothing was done. Two things there that I wanted to go through. The first is I've never
00:34:00.260 fully understood the expression balls to the wall. Is that supposed to be the G force that you're
00:34:06.720 going so fast that it would press your balls back, in which case would be really balls to the seat?
00:34:11.280 Or is it supposed to be that you're running so fast that you run face first into the wall
00:34:15.060 and the rebound reaction is you're does anyone actually know about balls?
00:34:18.820 If you're really going after something hard, like you'd full steam ahead, the balls would be like
00:34:24.160 going. I understand the analogy, but I don't understand where where balls would ever reach
00:34:28.240 the point of making physical contact with the wall. The wall is the body. It's the body.
00:34:33.360 It's like the pelvic region. It's the pelvic region. Because I was going to say,
00:34:36.920 it seems like if your balls touch a wall, that would be by design. You know, it'd be something
00:34:41.700 you were looking to accomplish. Like I have to move things out of the way. And the other point that
00:34:46.360 I was going to make here is I don't remember exactly what it was. It was something about this.
00:34:52.760 Look, oh, this is what I was going to ask you. Okay. Megan Kelly, lovely, wonderful Megan Kelly.
00:34:58.240 Uh, someone rapes your daughter. Okay. Someone rapes one of your children at school
00:35:02.720 and you've brought it to the proper authorities. Okay. And they've done nothing. And the school
00:35:08.160 board tells you they don't believe you. And they call your daughter a bitch. You think you do
00:35:13.400 little more than disrupt a town meeting? Right. And we're imagine. Honestly, I am. If I were a judge
00:35:21.100 and this went way further from this man, I would say, Hey, don't do it again. If we're not at the,
00:35:27.160 if we're at the point in this society where there's a, he said, she said, or, or she said,
00:35:31.820 your guess is as good as mindset in this scenario, uh, over rape of a child that's confirmed through
00:35:38.000 a rape kit. And we're talking about which language may be offensive and what's permissible and what may
00:35:42.840 lead to a broad generalization. Whereas someone should be going, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Z's raping
00:35:47.100 another one. Yeah. This principal, I mean, the superintendent needs to go. He lied to the
00:35:54.600 parents about the danger posed in their schools. He moved the boy to another school without
00:35:59.560 disclosing to the new school community that he posed a threat. And a second rape was committed
00:36:04.540 according to the authorities, how this guy keeps his job. I have no idea. I realized Virginia has gone
00:36:10.440 blue. It's, it's more liberal than it's ever been, including when it comes to more lenient crimes,
00:36:15.780 uh, crime and law enforcement. But this is, this is too crazy for Democrat or Republican. This guy's
00:36:21.800 got to go. Um, all right, let's shift gears and talk a little bit about something less controversial,
00:36:27.180 which is Pete Buttigieg and his paternity leave. Um, and he's getting mocked. He's getting mocked for
00:36:34.760 taking paternity leave. That's at all. Okay. But you disclosed online that you give your employees,
00:36:41.320 you give your, your male employees two weeks paternity leave. So what's wrong with paternity? Let's,
00:36:45.000 let's start there. Cause it's also that he didn't tell anybody it was secret. He did it for two
00:36:48.460 months and he didn't appoint a backup when we're in the midst of this shipping and supply problem.
00:36:52.740 But let's just start with the notion of paternity leave and why you don't like it.
00:36:56.360 Well, first off, it's a problem because I assume that in Pete Buttigieg, uh, uh, scenario,
00:37:01.340 they're both taking paternity leave. Yes. So it's a little, it's a little bit different,
00:37:05.940 right? We're just twins. You have twins. It's double the trouble. You know, it's hard.
00:37:09.220 Oh, for crying out loud. People just, you know what, honestly, in having twins, I, I, I feel less
00:37:13.440 sympathy for people who have won and we're like, how do they complain about it being hard? The
00:37:16.420 hardest thing is the timing. No, I think paternity leave is silly as far as it being government
00:37:20.740 mandated in countries that are socialist countries. The truth is I've learned that I'm very, very
00:37:24.720 useless. I can feed, I can change, I can hold the babies, but they need their mother. And that's
00:37:28.900 also why I acknowledge as a complimentarianist and I acknowledge the gender role differences.
00:37:33.620 And I don't mean women can't vote or oppress them. I mean that women are better moms. Just,
00:37:38.980 even if I put up some fake rubber apparatus for chest feeding, I'm not going to be as good of a
00:37:44.480 mom as mom is. Uh, I provide two weeks because I want, uh, our employees and we are a small company
00:37:50.580 to be able to spend time with their wife and to bond with them. But there's a difference between that
00:37:55.620 and the secretary of transportation who just, first off, shows you how useless he is that no one
00:38:02.080 noticed. Like no one is going like, where is he? Like, I don't know. He's chest feeding some child
00:38:08.200 with fake rubber tits, I guess. Stop it. That was a joke by Tucker. He was not, he doesn't,
00:38:13.960 he said Tucker doesn't understand bottle feeding. Well, you don't know what the problem is. No,
00:38:16.700 no, no, no, no, no, no. I reject your premise. Let me explain to you why I reject your premise.
00:38:20.180 Cause then Pete, Pete Buttigieg goes, uh, well, it seems to me that Tucker doesn't understand the
00:38:24.320 concept of bottle feeding. Oh, do you mean he might be confused because you have been pushing the
00:38:29.480 concept of chest feeding because men can breastfeed too and chest feeding persons. In other words,
00:38:35.860 you don't get to create the premise and then act like someone's absurd for accepting it.
00:38:39.620 Good for Pete Buttigieg that he doesn't do the chest feeding. But I saw people on the cover of,
00:38:44.120 I don't know, it was Vogue or People magazine. And you know, it's one stop short of Buffalo Bill.
00:38:48.260 At a certain point when you're saying, I don't want to, I don't want a mom to be breastfeeding this
00:38:52.800 child, but I'm going to put on a fake apparatus and convince the world that I can chest feed too.
00:38:58.300 It puts the lotion on it. I mean, it's getting really, really weird.
00:39:01.440 Oh, that Buffalo Bill, a silence of the lambs. Okay. Now I got you. Yes.
00:39:04.360 Put the chest milk in the basket.
00:39:08.360 I challenge this. I don't think that the men, cause there are men, there are biological men
00:39:12.500 who say they're trans women who are trying to chest feed their babies. Okay. So there's like,
00:39:17.980 there's biological women who are trans men who actually can breastfeed a child because they're
00:39:24.400 biological, but there are men. We did a story about this. What's her name? Courtney Cox did this
00:39:30.100 whole special on this couple where you got a biological man and a biological woman who are
00:39:34.580 each living the opposite sex. And the one who is a biological male is trying to quote chest feed or
00:39:41.100 breastfeed the baby. And you'll be shocked to learn nothing came out because it's a biological man.
00:39:46.260 And the one who gave birth to the baby, who is a biological woman, but living as a man
00:39:50.480 is not breastfeeding the baby. I'm like, I know the solution to your problem. I got you.
00:39:56.160 It's one hell of an ad. It's one hell of a commercial for Similac.
00:40:00.260 Yes. Well, yeah. What other choice is there? Wait, there is a biological breast.
00:40:03.880 No one noticed. To go back to Buttigieg, no one noticed he was gone. And it's like,
00:40:08.180 don't we, don't we have shipping containers that are basically in a, in a never ending holding
00:40:13.240 pattern right now? He's, he's the secretary of transportation. He's doing nothing. And no one
00:40:19.040 noticed until he took up the only part of his job that he actively completes, which is appearing on
00:40:24.380 Sunday shows. I mean, just, you just realize how useless, I don't understand how anyone can look
00:40:29.640 at this right now. Look at this administration, look at government in general and say, yeah,
00:40:34.160 yeah, I want those people to run my lives.
00:40:36.720 Well, what has he done before that qualifies him for this role? I mean, he was out there this
00:40:40.540 weekend saying that this is a smashing success, all the delay in the supply chain. It just shows how
00:40:45.960 great Biden's economy is going because people have money and they want to buy goods and they're
00:40:50.020 trying to get access to those goods. And they're just so mad that, you know, they can't get access.
00:40:53.540 That reflects well. And it shows you the, the smashing success of the Biden policies.
00:40:58.860 Well, he's so out of touch that if you tell him, Oh really? How about the fact that 19%
00:41:03.340 beef when the cost of beef went up 19%, you think, you think that you're talking about a nightclub
00:41:08.320 cover charge? My point is he's useless and it's not because he's gay for before YouTube says it's
00:41:16.880 because look at what he did in Indiana and how long it took to fix potholes. This guy, this,
00:41:21.720 this guy has not been good at his job. And you know that I'm correct because he stopped doing it
00:41:26.940 for two months under the guise of paternity leave and nobody noticed. Yeah. Case closed.
00:41:31.400 I will say for the record, I'm okay with some paternity leave. I, I object to, you know,
00:41:36.860 and I realize it's two dads in that situation and two, two babies too. So, well, maybe I'll
00:41:41.840 remove that situation, but I will say, you know, men who want to take three months, three months off
00:41:45.940 along with their wives. I think that's bullshit. Like what do you, the three months are for the
00:41:49.800 woman to physically recover and to breastfeed a new baby and take care of the brand new baby
00:41:54.160 and bond with the baby because the baby was in the mother for nine months. And it takes some time.
00:41:58.740 It takes weeks and weeks and weeks to recover from, from a C-section, nevermind a vaginal birth.
00:42:02.700 So like, let's not pretend that men are in exactly the same position that women are in
00:42:06.680 after a baby is born. Now, again, a gay couple is a different situation. I get it. But like when
00:42:12.180 you're talking about man and a woman to treat the man's paternity leave, like it should be equally
00:42:15.880 long to the women's, the woman's maternity leave, I think is a lot of nonsense. You are disgusting.
00:42:20.020 There are penile births as well, Megan.
00:42:24.900 Steven's got a lot of thoughts on everything and we are going to crack it all open
00:42:27.800 right after this.
00:42:35.060 Superman apparently needed a makeover, Steven. They, according to DC Comics, they are getting
00:42:41.240 rid of, you know, his motto is truth, justice in the American way. It used to be faster than
00:42:45.220 a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive. He fights a never ending battle for truth,
00:42:49.100 justice in the American way. And now no more. It's a better tomorrow, a better tomorrow,
00:42:55.560 not the American way. This, as they announced last week, that the new Superman is going to be
00:43:01.560 bisexual after he falls for Jay Nakamura, a male reporter. And there's a promo of the two of them
00:43:08.580 you can see in the sort of anime, kissing. That's Superman kissing Jay Nakamura, a reporter.
00:43:14.320 So he's getting a makeover, a woke-ified makeover. What do you make of it?
00:43:18.960 Yeah. Well, it's the wrong time for him to become bisexual. There are no more phone booths.
00:43:23.480 I think it's a couple of things.
00:43:26.240 What? I don't get it.
00:43:28.220 The gay men often have sex in public, so implying phone booths.
00:43:31.580 But I wanted to go back to the balls to the wall thing. I found something out.
00:43:35.140 Did you know it actually has nothing to do with balls? It's the throttle on a plane going to
00:43:39.960 the wall, which has a ball on it. So you just have a filthy mind, Megan. And then I had another
00:43:43.900 idea. The gen you sell, your commercial, genuinely interested me. But I realized, you know, they don't
00:43:48.240 want a catcher's mitt. They don't want like a 65-year-old Ryan O'Neill lookalike. But here's
00:43:52.720 the catch. We do before and after. And after, I transition into Meg and Kelly.
00:43:57.760 I like it. Listen, I'm telling you, we're going to sell gen you sell like nobody's business if it
00:44:02.360 would start working on your ass.
00:44:02.960 Nobody's just like, this is what it can do. And he also went from 6'3 to 5'5", or however.
00:44:07.720 I need to put it, if I can put it on my bottom and it can do to my bottom what it does to the
00:44:11.860 under-eyes, they're going to be gazillionaires.
00:44:14.480 Well, that's great because my common nickname is ass face. So hopefully it works.
00:44:19.080 Go through it together.
00:44:20.840 Yes, yes. Look, I don't really, here's the issue. I don't really care, but there are plenty of gay
00:44:28.480 superheroes out there. It's not like this is a new thing. There are gay superheroes. There are lesbian
00:44:31.860 superheroes. There are black superheroes. Just like when people are saying, should James Bond be black?
00:44:35.440 I don't really care. The issue is, there are plenty, there's not a lack of black action heroes.
00:44:40.840 Think about it. The number one bankable star for a decade, Will Smith. You have people like Denzel
00:44:45.900 Washington. In other words, they're actually pretty well represented. The problem is when
00:44:49.060 you create divisiveness where there doesn't need to be, when you say James Bond now needs to be a
00:44:54.660 black guy, when you say Superman now needs to be bisexual, able to please men in a single stroke.
00:45:01.440 This whole deal is a problem because people go, well, you had your gay superhero. It didn't sell that well
00:45:07.140 because it turned out that the LGBTQ AIIP is, and that's not a joke acronym, wasn't enough of a market
00:45:13.980 to buy your comic book. So don't ruin it for the rest of us who grew up with Superman. I think it's fair to
00:45:19.360 just start new heroes, to just start new franchises. They just don't typically do all that well. And so they have
00:45:25.220 to boycott and go after old ones. That's all. The issue here is when people say cancel culture,
00:45:29.700 accountability culture, or, oh, you know what? It's time. They're not letting the market win out.
00:45:34.680 They're trying to force a market on people that has failed time and time again. That's it. And I mean,
00:45:41.220 you know, Superman, I don't really care. Superman is one of the dumbest superheroes that's ever
00:45:44.880 existed. The guy is completely, he's completely flawless. There's nothing that can hurt him unless you
00:45:50.140 have kryptonite. And it just so happens that every single person and their dog, like, oh,
00:45:55.340 I feel ill. Have you seen Spike's new kryptonite collar? Do you like these mutt dangly kryptonite
00:46:00.140 earrings? You're like, well, now he's just a guy. I'm sorry, but I love Superman. I loved the show
00:46:05.300 back in the 1970s. And I loved when Christopher Reeve played him. I thought he was like the hottest
00:46:09.620 Superman. I mean, he did wear tights. So like, maybe you could see this coming. I don't know. But I,
00:46:14.860 that was like the one superhero I thought was so dreamy. I was so jealous of Robin.
00:46:18.360 Oh, wait. For crying out loud, Christopher Reeve, that's a good looking man.
00:46:22.860 Right. And so is Henry Cavill. These are good. Look, I can acknowledge it.
00:46:26.780 Amazing. Yes. Gorgeous. Very good looking men. Yeah.
00:46:30.120 So let everybody have a shot even if I crossed over.
00:46:32.560 And eat it too. I see your point. Listen, this is how I get in trouble years ago over the black Santa
00:46:36.680 is that there, everybody was, this black woman wrote an article about how the commercial image of
00:46:41.340 Santa is a white guy. She didn't like it. She wanted it to be a purple penguin. And I went in the air and I
00:46:45.820 was like, well, why? That doesn't make any sense. The shit storm that rained down on me on that one
00:46:50.320 was second to almost none. Okay. Steven Crowder is here. He's got thoughts on everything. Up next,
00:46:55.900 we're going to talk about Biden, Kamala Harris appearing to break, get some churches in trouble
00:47:00.400 who are possibly breaking the law, COVID and much, much more. Don't go away.
00:47:05.180 So let's start with Joe Biden and Jill Biden, maskless, maskless Steven Crowder at a dinner date
00:47:18.180 in D.C. at some Italian restaurant. They're flouting the indoor mask mandate. You know how
00:47:23.820 we all have to put the pain in the ass mask on for our walk in and our walk out on the way to our
00:47:28.600 table because we're all pretending that does something. Well, apparently they don't they feel
00:47:32.560 no need to pretend, even though they've spent months touting the power and importance of masks
00:47:38.300 and slowing the spread and encouraging us all to do our part. And my kids got to sit there all day
00:47:43.220 and yours will soon, too, as soon as they hit two all day long in masks. And they're not allowed to
00:47:48.680 flout the mandates the way the president and his wife are. Your thoughts on it, because it's not the
00:47:53.680 first time he or other officials have been caught. Well, I hate to say this, but I do think that
00:47:58.220 conservative media and liberal media do a disservice here where they focus on hypocrisy. They go,
00:48:02.360 look how hypocritical. Look, everyone's a hypocrite. Megan, you're a hypocrite. I'm
00:48:05.440 certainly a hypocrite, particularly all Christians are hypocrites. If you actually have any standard
00:48:10.040 by which to measure yourself, you're going to be a hypocrite. The issue here is not hypocrisy.
00:48:13.760 The issue with Nancy Pelosi getting her hair done in the middle of a lockdown is not hypocrisy.
00:48:18.180 The issue with Governor Whitmer flying to Florida when she was trying to ban people from
00:48:21.480 flying to Florida, going up north to her to her lake house and also being in a crowded bar having
00:48:26.740 pizza. I don't know if it was a pizza shop or bar, but eating pizza at the bar is not hypocrisy.
00:48:30.660 It's that they aren't afraid of it in the way they demand you and I be. It's not that
00:48:36.900 they're being hypocritical. That's true. What does that tell you about former Vice President Joe Biden
00:48:42.860 and his wife? They're not afraid of it. They tell you, you better wear a mask because there's the
00:48:47.160 Delta variant going around and everyone's going to die. Do what you can't. And then they don't wear
00:48:51.640 it. Sure, they're hypocrites. They're not afraid of it. They have access to the same info you do.
00:48:56.260 And they go, all right, when the cameras aren't on, we don't have to do this because everyone
00:49:00.700 out there knows. And if this is on YouTube, we have to be very, very careful. Okay. Let me be
00:49:04.380 very, very clear. One of my co-hosts here, his wife is a nurse. We were here amidst the PPE
00:49:10.920 shortage, right? We watched her struggle with that. However, when you wear a mask in a hospital,
00:49:15.540 there's a very detailed process. After you sanitize your hands, you place the mask on with gloves.
00:49:23.060 And when you are done, you peel the mask off and put it into a receptacle before taking off your
00:49:29.340 gloves and washing your hands. Okay. So when people say masks work, there are studies of
00:49:33.720 masks working in that environment, not your old panties that you fashioned into a neck gait or
00:49:39.300 stuffed in your glove compartment for two weeks. You won't find that paper on PubMed. I challenge you.
00:49:45.260 Who is wearing their old panties?
00:49:46.960 Um, yes. I'm wearing her old panties and she doesn't need to be identified.
00:49:52.880 Just leave it at that. Uh, no, you're a hundred percent right. I have to tell you this past weekend,
00:49:56.780 I had a little girl's weekend. I went to Chicago with two of my besties. It was great. And one of
00:50:01.520 them is a very well-respected anesthesiologist and pain doctor. And she was talking about what the N95
00:50:06.480 really is in the hospital. It's like, it's suffocating, you know, it's, it's smushed to your face and
00:50:13.180 it's very well layered and it looks nothing like the, the lame little cloth masks that we
00:50:18.340 are pretending are doing anything whatsoever. So yeah, you're right. They, it really just sort
00:50:23.200 of puts the lie to what they've been saying all along. They don't believe it and we don't believe
00:50:26.980 it either. But unfortunately I, the thing that really bothers me is my kids. My kids have to
00:50:31.340 live by it and, and there's no end in sight. Speaking of COVID, Dr. Fauci comes out. He gives
00:50:37.520 an interview to Chris Wallace on Fox news Sunday. And that continues a line that we heard from him
00:50:45.060 in the, in the Fauci documentary that's out there right now, which is like his pro science message.
00:50:49.820 He's he's science. He science itself. And people don't like him are just anti-science because he's
00:50:54.460 full of science truths. Here was more of that with Chris Wallace, uh, yesterday.
00:51:00.740 Why do you think you've become so controversial? And honestly, do you think there's anything you
00:51:06.720 have done that has contributed to that? Well, I'm not so sure I could answer the latter because
00:51:13.460 I can't think of anything, but I'm sure some people will, but you know, Chris, I have stood for
00:51:19.160 always making science data and evidence be what we guide ourselves by. And I think people who feel
00:51:26.520 differently, who have conspiracy theories, who deny reality, that's looking them straight in the eye.
00:51:33.220 Those are people that don't particularly care for me. And that's understandable because what I do
00:51:39.020 when I try very hard is to be guided by the truth. Wow. Thoughts on that? Um, I just find it funny
00:51:46.800 that he can't even imagine some reason that people may not like him beyond the fact that he's
00:51:51.260 systematically, uh, you know, stripped people of their basic constitutional rights and freedoms here
00:51:56.000 in the country, despite the fact that he's an unelected official who actually receives arguably
00:52:01.080 the highest salary in government. But really, if for no other reason, how about the fact that for
00:52:06.360 those who haven't watched the Fauci documentary, you had the photograph of you throwing like a girl
00:52:12.700 on the pitcher's mound framed, and you went to Topps, the card company to have it framed as a fake
00:52:20.420 baseball card on your desk. The ego on this guy, that pitch was the most embarrassing pitch
00:52:26.960 of any of any government official in the history of the United States. And he said, that'll look good
00:52:33.040 on the end of my desk. I want to frame it. Could we go to Topps, maybe to Marvel, have them make a
00:52:38.600 picture book out of it, a graphic novel. This guy is so unbelievably out of touch and he's been wrong.
00:52:45.840 Let's be clear about everything. I'm not just talking about the masks because he's weaseled out of that
00:52:50.640 one saying, well, I had to lie because we didn't have the PPE needed. All right, fine. So you lied.
00:52:56.000 Does anyone remember the AIDS epidemic? Do people know that Dallas Buyers Club happened because of
00:53:02.060 Fauci? Do people know that that mantra, right to try, happened because of Fauci? Do people know that
00:53:07.180 Fauci said there is nothing intrinsic to the homosexual lifestyle that could lead to AIDS or
00:53:16.020 would be the reason for AIDS and then had to reach out to the gay community? And he was betting on AZT,
00:53:21.600 which, by the way, did not have the track record that he anticipated, while gay Americans were
00:53:25.840 looking for the right to try other medication. Also, Fauci said that children could get HIV or AIDS
00:53:31.640 if they were living in a house with parents who had it, like you could get it from the Cinnamon Toast
00:53:35.840 Crunch. Everything this man has said is wrong. He's unelected and he's highly paid. That's why people
00:53:43.320 don't like you, Dr. Fauci. I hope I've put a finer point on it. You conspiratorial man, you.
00:53:50.560 That's got to be the reason. He said you could get AIDS from the cereal box.
00:53:53.940 Wait, is that true? I never, that I did not hear. And Cinnamon Toast Crunch is innocent in all of this.
00:53:58.820 Let's just state that for the record. Okay, that's fair. It was Cap'n Crunch.
00:54:01.080 It's amazing. It's our favorite. Okay, moving on to other officials in the news today. Kamala Harris
00:54:09.500 releasing a statement now to 300 black churches in Virginia for Terry McAuliffe, who's in this
00:54:15.080 Virginia gubernatorial race that's right down to the wire. I mean, the polls are still showing him
00:54:19.520 three points up, but that's within the margin of error. And it could definitely go to the Republican,
00:54:24.420 which would be the first time, I think, since 2006, something like that, that we had a Republican
00:54:28.040 hold the governor's office in Virginia. People are looking at this as a bellwether of what's to
00:54:32.840 come because they're fighting over all the things that we see in the national news, from
00:54:36.140 COVID policies to CRT and the school board and so on. Loudoun counties in Virginia, in that case,
00:54:41.480 we just discussed. So Kamala Harris releases this statement. I don't think we did cut it, right?
00:54:49.060 Oh, we did. We did cut a little video of her. Now, keep in mind, as you listen to this,
00:54:52.460 the rule is for churches that are tax exempt, that in order to be tax exempt, you are at,
00:54:58.980 and I'm quoting now from the IRS tax guide, absolutely prohibited from directly or indirectly
00:55:03.460 participating in or intervening in any political campaign on behalf of any candidate for elective
00:55:10.740 public office. Listen to Kamala.
00:55:13.520 This year, I know that you will send Terry McAuliffe back to Richmond. So early voting has already
00:55:21.200 started. And this is the first year that you can vote on Sunday. So please vote after today's
00:55:28.300 service. And she had gone on to say, um, this is, these are all the great things that Terry McAuliffe
00:55:34.160 has done. Virginia needs him. He's the leader they need. Here's his track record. He did X, Y,
00:55:38.880 and Z. I'm, she violated the law. I mean, this church violated the law and its tax exempt status.
00:55:44.820 These 300 of them, I should say, uh, should be questioned at this point.
00:55:48.320 Yeah. Well, one thing I'm surprised that McAuliffe didn't say when Kamala said, I'm going to come
00:55:52.620 out and give you an endorsement. Just say, no, I'm good. I mean, she's the least popular human
00:55:57.620 being, I believe in office ever. Uh, you look in California, she wasn't popular. You look in the
00:56:02.660 primaries, she wasn't popular. She's not popular as VP. I don't think an endorsement from her goes a
00:56:06.640 long way, but I will tell you this, this is, this is true. I remember when, um, I think we were at
00:56:11.020 midterms and I was in a very large church in Texas and they were discussing some, uh, abortion laws,
00:56:16.600 I believe that were on the books and they were really afraid. They said, look, we have to be
00:56:19.860 really careful in how we discuss this because we are not in any way endorsing any political party,
00:56:24.420 but as Christians, this is what you believe about life. So they were being really, really careful.
00:56:29.160 And I remember comparing that with, uh, you know, Jeremiah Wright at Barack Obama's church saying
00:56:33.460 that Bill Clinton did the country the way he did Monica. He was riding dirty. I was like,
00:56:38.160 is he air humping the podium? This was basically, uh, do you, you remember this, correct? He was,
00:56:43.360 he was riding dirty. I'm like, that's that man is that pastor is air humping the podium.
00:56:50.080 So this is the lectern. Yes. The lectern. Sorry. Um, yeah, this has been going on for a long time
00:56:56.700 because the left is not, uh, they're, they're not beholden to the same rules. And this isn't just
00:57:00.820 the left. It's about the elites, right? The elites in power, who's going to enforce this? You're
00:57:04.980 really talking about a few agencies of government and 501, 501 C3, C4 status. It'll bore people
00:57:11.060 listening. They know that no one's going to prosecute them like parents at PTA meetings
00:57:15.300 from the FBI. So they don't care. That's exactly right. It's, it's her IRS. It's Biden's
00:57:21.060 before. I think you called him vice, former vice president, Joe Biden, which is funny because
00:57:24.760 he is technically a president now. Um, but so president Biden, vice president, he's also technically
00:57:29.020 a former vice president. Yes, definitely. Uh, you would pass, you would get partial credit at least on a,
00:57:33.300 on a, on an exam. Um, their IRS is not going to go after these 300 black churches for that
00:57:38.500 statement. So she will get away with it in a way that, you know, would have been a national story
00:57:41.740 had Trump tried it. Um, okay. So speaking of double standards, Jussie Smollett is back in the news.
00:57:49.900 Yes, he is because he is actually going to be forced to stand trial. Now people may not remember
00:57:56.620 exactly what happened here. He's of course, the actor who started an empire who pretended that he was
00:58:02.360 the victim of a, of a crime during the, it was like snowmageddon or I can't remember what it was,
00:58:07.960 but it was like, you know, negative 40 in Chicago in this very nice neighborhood where I was again
00:58:12.620 this weekend called streeterville. And he claimed that at 2 AM while he was innocently going to get
00:58:17.220 a subway sandwich, he was the victim of a race crime where two, two guys wearing MAGA hats came over
00:58:22.900 to him and put a rope around his neck and said, you know, something like go Trump. I can't remember,
00:58:28.400 but said bad things. This is MAGA country. I think they said this is MAGA country. Okay. So that was
00:58:33.200 all, that was a lie. He wanted attention. It turns out according to the, uh, former Chicago police
00:58:38.640 superintendent, Eddie Johnson, who by the way is a black man that, uh, he paid $3,500 Jussie did to
00:58:43.860 these two brothers, Allah and Abel Osandario, uh, to stage the attack. And what happened then was the DA
00:58:52.040 there, the Cook County state attorney, Kim Fox, two X's declined to prosecute the guy. She, she dropped,
00:58:59.260 it was a disorderly conduct charge against him, a felony. She dropped it. And, um, a judge,
00:59:06.120 then it turned out she had a conflict and the judge, a judge later took a look at it and assigned a
00:59:11.060 special prosecutor to the case who in February, 2020 charged Smollett with six new counts of disorderly
00:59:17.460 conduct. He pleaded not guilty. Now he's going to go to trial. Um, and you tell me what that trial's
00:59:25.900 likely to mean to the culture wars now going on. It's all pre George Floyd, pre all of that. So
00:59:32.700 what happens in Cook County as this case goes to trial?
00:59:37.420 Look, I think when you look at the Jesse Smollett case and you look at, uh, Bubba Wallace, just if
00:59:42.060 you're going to, if you're going to perpetrate a fake hate crime, they really need to get better
00:59:47.280 at tying nooses. I mean, they just need to go to scout camp. I mean, you'll look at it and Bubba
00:59:51.140 Wallace like, what is that a garage door opener when they had it on Jesse Smollett? It's like, okay,
00:59:54.380 someone said a pay less a shoelace and tie it around there. Give it a bow. That's good enough.
00:59:58.800 It's just so not believable that it's comical. But the issue is at that moment in time,
01:00:04.000 I was saying this, I, I know that I don't know if you were, but a plenty of people were saying this
01:00:08.940 before we knew any of the additional information, I said, hold on a second. In a snowstorm,
01:00:14.000 two white guys poured bleach on him, threw a noose around his head and said, this is MAGA country.
01:00:19.160 If I'm a betting man, no, the same thing with Bubba Wallace in the middle of a NASCAR. Uh,
01:00:25.180 I'm going to bet. No poop swastika was a big one. A swastika made out of poop because Nazis in
01:00:30.880 respecting the symbol for Arianism and the great national socialist regime would of course paint it in
01:00:37.740 a, uh, a campus dorm room shower, uh, in poop. Most of these are fake and they'll continue to be fake.
01:00:44.760 And the issue is as long as there is an incentive, as long as we incentivize victimhood. And I mean
01:00:50.320 that by the way, this is one of the first times that it's backfired is here at Netflix with Dave
01:00:54.800 Chappelle. And that's really only because Dave Chappelle is so powerful and he's, he's arguably
01:00:59.720 the best comedian to have ever lived. Certainly the most prolific as far as a total catalog of material.
01:01:05.720 It's one of the few instances where it's backfired, but as long as you continue to incentivize
01:01:11.200 victimhood and as long as you, uh, immediately create subsets and any type of conflict of who's
01:01:17.780 the most marginalized, you're going to get scenarios where a bisexual boy in a skirt rapes a girl,
01:01:22.820 gets away with it, rapes another girl. You're going to have, uh, actors with a long history of,
01:01:27.540 of being deceitful and, uh, and dishonest behavior come up with a fake race crime and the media cover it.
01:01:33.540 You're going to have, uh, for example, Tom Cotton talk about, uh, the lab leak theory and they'll
01:01:38.740 accuse him of being racist and they'll, they'll, they'll bury it. As long as you seek and you reward
01:01:43.980 victimhood. And I mean, in both a PR way and a financial way, um, which is really what the left
01:01:50.880 is about, right? It's about this collective, this intersectionality as opposed to the responsibility
01:01:54.800 of the individual. Conservative looks at Smollett and says, Oh, this is tremendously irresponsible
01:02:00.260 and damaging for him as an individual. Of course, it's not indicative of all black people.
01:02:05.760 Jussie Smollett needs to pay when they were covering the story, they were saying,
01:02:10.200 Jussie Smollett speaks for all black people. And it's an issue here in this country where when people
01:02:16.900 say common ground, there isn't common ground that way. We do need to figure out and decide the
01:02:22.400 direction we want to go. Is it the direction that believed Jussie Smollett that wiped the rape
01:02:26.980 under the rug that said noose bubble Wallace, right? That's accused anyone of discussing the
01:02:32.020 lab leak theory as being racist, or is it the society that looks at individual behavior and,
01:02:38.960 uh, and really, uh, sort of appropriates the ramifications, um, in a way that is, I'm,
01:02:44.600 I'm being redundant appropriately.
01:02:46.220 Mm-hmm. You know, I think the Jussie Smollett jury, um, it, it could go any way,
01:02:51.740 even though it's very obvious the guy made this up. And I, I'll never forget this,
01:02:55.140 this superintendent, um, coming out, Eddie Johnson and just ripping him, just ripping him
01:02:59.720 about how this is an embarrassment and what he's done. And, you know, and, and as a black man,
01:03:04.860 he objected to this other black man trying to, you know, gin up racial hatred and sentiments
01:03:09.380 in a fake crime. Um, but this is all now going to happen post George Floyd. And I do wonder,
01:03:16.120 um, what the jury will feel in looking at Jussie Smollett now, who, I don't know what he's going
01:03:22.520 to save. He's, he's still denying, he's still claiming reportedly that, uh, it happened to him,
01:03:27.240 but you're going to get these two brothers on the stand to say, he paid me 3,500 bucks to pretend,
01:03:30.980 right? So they have, they have the check, they have the bill of sale for crying out loud. This guy
01:03:35.040 could have just going to a gym and finding a white personal trainer, like a blonde haired,
01:03:39.260 blue eyed, racist looking personal trainer is not hard. He decided to hire half the cast of
01:03:43.860 Amadeus or Amistad. Sorry. I get them confused. One's about a requiem and one's about slaves on
01:03:49.820 a ship. The point is this guy went out and he hired African people. Like just, you know what
01:03:55.000 that says? That says that there is no fear of accountability or retribution. The digging that
01:03:59.920 you did on my website, my stories, the comedian, but I appreciate you did it. I'm held to a standard
01:04:05.240 that Jussie Smollett knew CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, New York times would never hold him to. He wasn't
01:04:13.100 concerned about reporters doing their due diligence. That's why he hired two guys, two black guys who
01:04:18.600 are darker than him to throw a Payless shoelace around his neck and throw some water on him,
01:04:24.180 which by the way, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life is the cop footage. Did you see
01:04:28.860 this? The cop, uh, camera footage, the body cam footage when they're at his apartment and he's walking
01:04:33.340 around with this crappy little noose shoelace and they're like, you can take, you can take the
01:04:37.800 shoelace off. You don't need a key. They were, I thought you guys needed to see it. Like, no,
01:04:41.140 we don't need to see that. And he's just trying to milk it. And it's so cringewilly. It's like
01:04:46.160 an actor not realizing the scene is over now. Uh, we'll see. I'll be fascinated to see how that
01:04:52.640 trial goes. I really will for all those reasons, because, you know, is he going to play I'm the
01:04:56.400 victim? And I, you know, I had no like plead insanity, maybe right. Like our crazy racist society
01:05:01.180 made me do this. Um, we'll have to watch and see it's only disorderly conduct, but it's felony.
01:05:05.520 So, you know, it's, this is real and he could actually be facing, uh, some real penalties at
01:05:09.840 the end of it. Okay. Um, my favorite segment is coming up next. I can tell you it's going to be
01:05:13.720 my favorite because I love getting personal with Steven Crowder, not in a weird, creepy way, but
01:05:17.700 just, you know, in a, in a professional friendship way. Um, and we're going to talk next about his health
01:05:21.600 parenthood. Uh, last time he was here, he was trying to get, uh, he and his wife were trying to get
01:05:25.520 pregnant. Well, it worked. They have twins now. Uh, so how's that going? Okay. So last time you
01:05:34.420 were on, it was almost a year ago. It was right after the election. And you at that point were in
01:05:40.360 a very different space because you and your wife had suffered a miscarriage and you were sad. You
01:05:45.660 were really bummed out about it. And you guys were trying to, you know, you just never know if it's
01:05:49.440 going to happen before it actually does happen. So you get pregnant, you have these beautiful
01:05:54.160 twins, boy and a girl. And at the same time, your health implodes. I mean, you almost died over the
01:06:03.860 summer. So, so when I talk about that, what's it bringing up for you? Are you still stuck in the
01:06:08.380 ecstasy of the childbirth or the agony of the health issues? Uh, you know, it's funny. I talk
01:06:13.400 about this quite a bit on, on air as, as someone who sort of struggled with, with, uh, you know,
01:06:17.860 depression my whole life. I'm more driven by responsibilities and by commitment and wanting
01:06:21.560 to be good to my word than I am by, I guess, sort of pursuing joy because it's so, um,
01:06:26.740 elusive. That being said, I'm, it's unbelievable. Obviously having children, it does change you.
01:06:30.900 And, and I understand now what people are talking about connecting with their, with their children.
01:06:35.180 Um, but, but as far as the day to day, you know, here's what happened last December. Um,
01:06:40.800 I started getting these and actually started funny enough. We did a parody, a music video of
01:06:44.200 the bravery's honest mistake. And I was wearing a mask and that was the first time I started
01:06:48.360 getting what felt like these heart palpitations, ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom,
01:06:51.300 ba-boom, where we have the role of me like going, all right, we have to cut pulling off my mask and
01:06:55.080 being unable to breathe and getting dizzy. And this kept happening. And, um, you know,
01:06:59.500 I went to doctors and they said, well, it's panic attacks. I said, I don't think these are panic
01:07:02.740 attacks. I mean, I can actually feel it. But the problem is when doctors just say, well, it's panic
01:07:06.560 attack. You, you assume it must be true. And so I thought I was losing my mind. I thought, well,
01:07:10.580 I guess I just can't stop getting panic attacks. We found out, and this is a whole long story short,
01:07:15.260 due to genetic, it's called Ehlers-Danlos. It's this connective tissue thing, but I don't want
01:07:18.880 to be one of those people who goes out and champions like, ah, you can still do it with
01:07:22.380 Ehlers-Danlos. The fact is we all have a pain in the ass. Uh, the cartilage doesn't really work
01:07:26.260 very well in my body. My sternum was pressing against my heart and my lungs. So my heart wasn't
01:07:30.780 able to pump fully. So it was actually happening. I wasn't losing my mind. Uh, that had never happened
01:07:36.280 before. This was like a new issue. Uh, no, it had been slowly, I guess, kind of getting worse and
01:07:42.180 worse as you get older. So I'd always had a concave funny enough on air. I think six years
01:07:47.300 ago, we did a competition to see how many coffee beans we could fit in my sternum hole. And it was
01:07:54.180 104. I didn't know that it was killing me. You know, I was like, ah, look at this. Cause as a kid,
01:07:59.320 I used to eat M and M's out of it. It was like a, use as a cereal bowl. I didn't, I didn't know that
01:08:04.160 it was actually, as you get older, you know, it can become a little more substantial. So they did
01:08:08.580 amazing surgery at Mayo. Okay. Just to be clear, great work, please. They are blameless. They put
01:08:13.140 in three titanium rods, push it back out. The problem is, uh, they told me that you'll be able
01:08:19.040 to walk like within a day or two. And then I, I overdid it. I called them and said, well, I'm
01:08:23.580 getting, I'm not feeling that well. And I said, what do you mean? I said, well, I went to Costco
01:08:26.720 and I went to this way you went to Costco in the grocery store. Are you out of your mind? I said,
01:08:30.760 what? They said, we meant like walk from the kitchen to the bathroom. You're not supposed to be
01:08:33.720 going out. So, uh, that's when I, uh, I had some kind of weird internal bleeding and yet
01:08:38.700 collapsed my lungs, a gallon and a half of fluid in my body, uh, two weeks before the twins came.
01:08:44.360 But look, it's a pain in the ass. Everyone has their pain in the ass. Wait, stop it, stop it,
01:08:48.400 stop it. Don't, don't just skip by that. So the day of the lung collapse, what did that feel like?
01:08:55.680 Um, Oh, Megan, you're going to do that. You're going to try and get me to cry. I talked about this.
01:09:00.200 I want to know. I called, okay, here's what happened was, um, it got worse very rapidly.
01:09:06.240 It already had two x-rays and they said, well, maybe there's some fluid in there, but an x-ray
01:09:09.020 can't really tell you. And one night I went upstairs and, uh, which is really hard for me to
01:09:15.740 breathe. So I go to bed and now I'm realizing I can't breathe. It's, it's, it's about like this.
01:09:22.500 It's about everything that I have, everything to move my diaphragm. But the exhaling is right.
01:09:28.820 It feels like a truck. And I was kind of going in and out of consciousness because every time I
01:09:33.780 would wake up, I would say just, okay, don't, don't stop breathing. Don't stop breathing. Don't
01:09:36.260 stop breathing till it got to the point where my people take for granted your diaphragm,
01:09:39.860 everything, right. I have a gallon and a half of fluid in here and I can't even sit up. Um,
01:09:44.760 I can feel the lactic acid building up, you know, like when you work out and your muscles get tired
01:09:48.400 and I can feel the muscles in my diaphragm getting really, really tired, like unable to expand for air.
01:09:54.440 And I started seeing stars and I thought I was, you know, I thought there's a 50 50 shot. If I go
01:09:59.380 out that I'm just gonna, you know, my, I'm just gonna get tired and stop breathing. So I called,
01:10:03.960 called my dad at that point. Um, and told him, I thought it might be the last time that we talk.
01:10:08.040 And, uh, my friend who was downstairs in the basement, I couldn't even shout to him. Couldn't
01:10:13.060 hear me for some reason, woke up, took me to the hospital. They started draining me. I hit a nurse,
01:10:18.520 which I don't regret. I'll explain that later. And, uh, then five days later after being in the ICU,
01:10:23.940 you know, I was able to go home and then, uh, able to, uh, be there for as much as he can be
01:10:28.800 there with the whole COVID thing for the delivery of my twins. Yeah. Oh my. So your wife is nine
01:10:33.300 months pregnant and you literally are almost dying. Yeah. So can I, dumb question, but when you have
01:10:40.900 one lung that collapses, does the other lung not work? Like I would, how come you couldn't get the
01:10:47.300 breath in? Well, the other lung was partially collapsed too. So, um, and keep in mind what it
01:10:52.500 is. It's not fluid in the lungs. It's fluid in the thoracic cavity, right? So it creates water
01:10:56.920 pressure. So then basically the lungs can no longer expand. Uh, and I will tell you out of everything
01:11:03.820 that I had done, the most painful part was when they drained me because a gallon and a half,
01:11:09.100 they had to do it over the course of like four days, I think. And that first one, they weren't
01:11:12.520 expecting as much fluid. So they, you know, they put in a shot to numb you, but they put in a shot
01:11:17.240 to numb you about, you know, three inches deep. And then they stick in, I don't know when a needle
01:11:21.480 becomes a pipe, but they stick in with effectively like a renovation pipe through your rib cage into
01:11:27.760 your lung cavity and pull it out. And that creates this basic, like this change in pressure where I
01:11:32.880 could, that was the most painful thing, namely, cause they didn't warn me, warn me. They were like,
01:11:37.560 ah, you ever had this done? I said, no, like, ah, it's not fun. That's all they said.
01:11:41.820 Oh no. Well, I mean, I, I understand like just in having gotten an epidural on birth of my child,
01:11:48.600 I understand like the needle turning into the pipe, but not like this. I didn't feel it at all.
01:11:52.720 It was in for, it was in for six minutes and they're like, now that, and then just before he
01:11:56.280 puts it in, he goes, he goes, okay, you're going to, he goes, uh, we just put in the numbing thing.
01:12:00.120 He goes, uh, and then almost leans in, like he's been very friendly, but now all of a sudden he's
01:12:03.980 serious. And he goes, now, just so you know, when I put this in, you're going to want to cough.
01:12:09.440 It is very important that you do not cough. And then what do you think the first thing is you
01:12:15.500 have to do? I'm like, what's going to happen if I cough? Am I going to, am I going to die? Like,
01:12:19.960 what do I do here? So it's just the whole process. It's terrifying. So could your wife
01:12:25.000 be in the hospital at this point? No, no, this was, I was across the country
01:12:29.380 because she couldn't fly. So, because I had to go to Mayo Clinic in Arizona and she was at the point
01:12:34.360 where she couldn't fly. I mean, thank God. Well, I should have just classified her as being an
01:12:38.540 Air Force pilot so they could have the stretchy maternity suit that our government's spending
01:12:42.760 billions of dollars on. That's not a joke. That's right. That's right. Maternity. I remember
01:12:48.240 when I was hearing that story, I'm going, my wife can't fly now. So no, my wife wasn't,
01:12:51.740 wasn't able to be, to be with me. And it was, it was not supposed to go this long. The whole reason
01:12:56.740 for getting the surgery at this point was there was, there was an opening with COVID, that kind of
01:13:00.160 stuff. And, uh, I was supposed to be able to be back for several weeks at home before the birth
01:13:04.760 because, you know, with twins, they, they do a C-section. It's kind of scheduled. And then this
01:13:08.460 put a wrinkle in the plan. So, um, she was very, uh, she was very tolerant. And, you know, honestly,
01:13:14.460 one thing I will say for people out there right now, um, it's a pain in the ass, for example,
01:13:19.180 like doing this show I'm getting, after doing a show of my own and been up since four, I lose energy
01:13:24.340 quickly still. And it's the real thing is I think I've, I've learned that it's, it's, it's tough to find
01:13:28.520 like right now I have to do the rehabilitation exercises. And I kind of started feeling sorry for
01:13:33.340 myself for a little bit. That's why I say, just think of it as a pain in the ass because look,
01:13:37.180 when you have all the scar tissue and the titanium rods going in and, and just moving the empty
01:13:42.080 barbell is excruciating. Um, but you know what, it's just like, it's, it's tough to get motivated
01:13:48.800 to go into the gym at five in the morning to know that it's going to hurt and you're going to be very,
01:13:53.980 very weak. You know, it's not like when you go in and you're making progress and sometimes I'm not
01:13:59.400 just trying to be dismissive of it. You just have to look at it and say, everyone's got
01:14:03.260 their pain in the ass. This is what I have right now. It's one thing I have to deal with.
01:14:07.580 I'm not dead. I'm not dying. I am improving. It's just going to be a long way to go. And
01:14:12.820 that's just something you got to do. So, so what, what's going to happen with the rest of your
01:14:17.600 cartilage, right? There's a lot of cartilage in our bodies that we really need to stay exactly where
01:14:22.020 it is. So that's actually the condition. So before this, people can find the footage of me, uh,
01:14:27.640 tearing the ligaments of my knee and then fracturing my femur. Um, it, that's the issue is, uh, I, uh,
01:14:34.260 I've had 24 joint dislocations that I've had to reset in my lifetime.
01:14:39.520 Oh, wow. What about the back thing? Remember we tell last time you were on, we talked about your
01:14:43.520 back and what happened to you at Fox and going to the emergency room and that nobody came to visit
01:14:47.280 you. And that was your aha moment of these people don't give a shit about me. Um, yeah,
01:14:52.460 I understand. Um, but was that, was that also related to this now in retrospect or no?
01:14:58.520 Yeah, it's, uh, it's, it's the connective tissue. So it's like when people go to the gym,
01:15:01.940 you know, and you know, people drink your milk, cause you, you build up, right. You build up
01:15:05.380 protein, you tear down your muscles and you rebuild this protein synthesis. There's also
01:15:08.440 something called collagen synthesis. This is a genetic thing you can test for. I was diagnosed
01:15:13.060 fibromyalgia, which I was, I remember telling the doctors that you have fibromyalgia. I'm like,
01:15:16.960 no, I'm not a bitch. And he's like, well, don't, you can't say that. And I'm like, well, I can't.
01:15:19.920 You're my doctor. This is a patient doctor privilege, but usually fibromyalgia means we
01:15:23.700 don't really know what's wrong with you. Then my mom's got that. And I'm always making,
01:15:27.120 making fun of her saying that's not real. That's baloney. That's your excuse to get some sort
01:15:30.900 of a pain pill. Well, you're a horrible person. Oh, I have a story about a pain pill. I have a
01:15:36.440 story about that, but they can genetically test for this Ehlers-Danlos. There are different variants.
01:15:40.760 And I recommend if someone has, there's, there are two very deadly variants that affect the
01:15:44.740 periodontal disease, uh, periodontal, I guess, uh, your, your gums, I don't know what it creates
01:15:48.960 periodontal disease and that affect your cardiac tissue. Cause there's a lot of
01:15:52.300 collagen there. I don't have that. I have hypermobility. Um, which is also why when I
01:15:57.240 used to do, you know, jujitsu, which I don't know if I'll ever do again, as a big guy, it's kind of
01:16:00.680 like Gumby, like my legs behind my head, you know, I could do some weird stuff. Um, so yeah,
01:16:05.280 joints can pop out and any connective tissue can be tough. But speaking of pain pills. Okay. I know
01:16:12.340 everyone wants to talk about the opioid epidemic. That's the common ground. No, no. Look,
01:16:16.260 I think we've too, we've swung too far the other way sometimes because I had this surgery and I have
01:16:21.540 to go to Arizona, right? Because Mayo, it's the specialist, the best specialist in the world who
01:16:25.060 performs the surgery on adults. And, uh, they say, well, you're going to need pain, uh, you know,
01:16:28.920 some kind of pain medication for this amount of time. And I say, okay. And they say, but we can
01:16:32.640 only give you seven days worth because you're out of state. I'm like, well, what do I do? Like,
01:16:37.160 well, you got to find a doctor in your state. So I got to find a doctor in my state. And the doctor said,
01:16:41.320 are you pill shopping? I go, here's a picture of titanium rods. I had to show it to TSA yesterday.
01:16:47.040 Uh, and, uh, no, I couldn't get anything written. So I just had to do it without it. Yeah. Yeah.
01:16:52.680 Come on. Doctors are so afraid to prescribe it. Don't you even have like doctors watching your
01:16:57.200 show who said, Hey, I'll help you out. Like, I mean, I feel like maybe it's because I'm a woman.
01:17:02.400 I don't know. I feel like I'm still in the position of they're pushing it on me,
01:17:05.660 no matter what happens to me. I mean, I had my shoulder, um, a bone spur operated on in June.
01:17:11.420 It was like on nothing. And still I had plenty of opioids offered me. I was like, no, I'm good.
01:17:16.240 I don't need it. I'll just stick with the ibuprofen. I don't know. I, it hasn't been a
01:17:19.640 problem. I feel like they give me too much. Next time. Say you need it. Say you want it. And, uh,
01:17:23.840 I'll ship it your way. We'll become a felony right here. We can't do that. We're not Democrats.
01:17:29.400 We will be prosecuted. Um, so no, it was a problem. So I, you know,
01:17:33.500 and I will say there were certain things like over the counter, like actual lab tested, uh,
01:17:37.620 CBD that I use from a company and, and, and the thing that everyone's vilified Kratom has natural
01:17:42.040 opioids in it, but it's like at a certain point when you can't get anything and it's, and even
01:17:46.220 your, the, your doctor has said, tell them, tell this doctor, go to this hospital, tell them to call
01:17:52.000 me, right. The head of me. And they, they say, no, we're not willing to do it. It's Mayo Clinic.
01:17:56.900 It's not like Dr. Bobby, who you found on telecom medicine. Uh, what, why did you hit a nurse?
01:18:01.900 Oh yeah. Uh, she had it coming. No, but here's, here's, so here's what happened. I swear to you,
01:18:09.140 this is true. This is a true story. I, uh, so I'm not able to breathe, right? Let's go back to
01:18:14.700 where I was 50, 50 shot. Call my dad. Okay. Rush to the hospital. I get in. There's no one there.
01:18:20.000 Good. Uh, they get me at the ER. Yeah. There's no one there at this point. It's very, very early in
01:18:25.740 the morning and we're in a small town. So I get there. There's no one there. They get me in pretty
01:18:29.500 quickly in a bed. Uh, but I'm really like, like I'm saying at this point, I'm my, my friend,
01:18:36.060 Johnny boy, who was with me, said he was just trying to keep me talking. He was that concerned.
01:18:39.700 So, um, and my oxygen levels are low. And at this point I can only get one word out at a time,
01:18:45.060 right? Uh, if you ever saw the show Malcolm in the middle, I don't know if you remember there was
01:18:48.420 the black in the wheelchair who would talk like it was just like that. So this nurse walks up,
01:18:56.220 she hasn't even given me the oxygen yet. She goes, uh, mask. And I just go on and I have a mask under
01:19:02.780 my chin and I go, no, she goes mask. And I turned to my friend, John, who has the, you know, the x-ray
01:19:09.500 of the titanium rods. You know, this man might have complications breathing. Right. Um, and, uh, I go
01:19:15.040 show the Mayo thing. She goes, doesn't matter. You have to wear it. And she, she grabs the mask here,
01:19:22.720 but just a little too aggressive and kind of starts smearing it on my face. You know, a little
01:19:27.020 bit like Harry pulls off the tar and feather and home alone. So she starts pulling it up. And my
01:19:30.980 instinct, cause I'm just trying to breathe at this point was I just went, no, like that. But you heard
01:19:36.100 too much of a, like that. And like, you could hear a rat piss on cotton. I thought they were going to
01:19:41.400 call security. Uh, and then afterwards she just realized I just went like this. No. And, uh, she said,
01:19:46.280 well, it doesn't matter. It doesn't affect your oxygen level. Anyway, you should wear a mask, but she let
01:19:49.160 it be. I didn't have time to say, uh, you know, that's bullshit. I actually conducted a study here
01:19:53.120 in my own show where I double mask and went to, uh, the gym and different scenarios and a control
01:19:56.500 study. No, I just said, that's bullshit. Don't touch me. And we were good. Oh my gosh. Was that
01:20:03.780 ever, did you ever round back? What a crazy thing for a nurse seeing a patient that conditioned to try
01:20:08.240 to shove a mask over his face. Oh yeah. No, I, uh, once I got up to the actual, uh, I don't know what
01:20:13.480 you call it. There's the emergency room and I guess the ICU upstairs. There was a really,
01:20:16.460 really nice nurse there named Ramona. And I won't, so I won't say what she, but she goes,
01:20:21.700 uh, Oh, what she said, uh, she said, uh, Oh, let me give you another one. This is true. This is true.
01:20:26.640 So she, the same nurse says to me, she goes, well, you may just have to be here all night because
01:20:32.020 we don't have any room in the, uh, in the ICU or wherever the little hospital thing. I don't know
01:20:36.640 the terms for the hospital. She said, because we're overloaded with COVID patients. So she's sitting
01:20:40.780 there trying to scare me. And, uh, then I go upstairs and I get a nice cozy bed. There's this nice
01:20:44.740 nurse Ramona and she goes, uh, Oh no, she's full of crap. That, that woman's a bitch. She's
01:20:48.300 that we have no COVID patients in this house. She's going to be on CNN next week telling them
01:20:52.280 that it was an ivermectin overdose problem in the ER. There were six in the entire network
01:20:56.920 of hospitals and there were none in this hospital. So, all right. So thank God you get through it
01:21:01.860 and you realize that you're going to make it. And I would think that that would make the birth
01:21:06.220 of your twins, especially emotional for you. No, no, nothing. You felt nothing.
01:21:12.180 No, no, I'm not feeling it. Okay. You know what it is, is, um, I think for like, for me,
01:21:20.120 so I have, so, uh, my little girl, I connect with her more just because, uh, the boy wants
01:21:26.440 his mom and he doesn't really react to me. Whereas with her, I can do a bunch of voices
01:21:29.400 and I do impressions. Like I sang 99 bottles of beer on the wall and actually got all the
01:21:33.340 way down with a different impression for every single bottle and she loves it. So I can calm
01:21:37.660 her down and kind of interact with her. Whereas he, he, he wants his mom at this point. Um,
01:21:42.720 so I think for men, when you interact is when you connect with them for me right away with
01:21:46.640 the birth was, and again, kind of with my temperament was, Oh my gosh, this is, this is real.
01:21:52.540 I got to do this. I got to do this. I got to make sure this, I got to take care of them this way.
01:21:55.700 And yeah, there was, there was love, but it was a really overwhelming sense of responsibility.
01:22:00.180 And keep in mind, they were born a little early, you know?
01:22:02.760 And I, I just remember thinking, how could anyone have children, like have babies like
01:22:08.760 this and, and, and still be pro-abortion? I do remember thinking that like, how could,
01:22:12.600 cause they were born, you know, is twins premature. I'm going, this would be legal.
01:22:16.300 It would have been legal just today in Virginia, uh, to do that. And it really, that to me, uh,
01:22:23.620 was a, I've always been pro-life, but there was this visceral reaction where seeing them
01:22:27.320 and seeing that they're a living thing. And especially with twins, because you can see
01:22:31.280 the personality differences right away. You know what I mean? It's not just a fetus.
01:22:35.780 Uh, it's not even earlier. I mean, of course, as you know, early on in the pregnancy, that,
01:22:40.320 you know, that whole heartbeat thing is like, you see and hear the heartbeat of this little tiny shape.
01:22:46.220 And it's like, you can debate whether abortion policy is good, bad, legal, not legal to the cows
01:22:50.780 come home, but you can't tell me that that's not a life. I mean, that is that, that's science.
01:22:55.220 That is science. Yeah. No, it could not be sustained outside the mother's womb at that point.
01:22:59.080 But is that the relevant question? There's no, you see that heartbeat, whatever your position
01:23:03.480 was before, it's got to give you some pause. Like, wow. And to be clear, it was very special with my
01:23:08.580 kids, but I'm kind of a, uh, because of what I do and running a business and, you know, having a
01:23:13.720 target on my back with YouTube, the truth is I don't really have the luxury in my life to sit very
01:23:18.020 often and, and enjoy, um, the present moment or feel pity for myself. So I kind of like, okay,
01:23:24.760 I'm the moment I was out of the ICU kind of like, okay, boom, done go. Okay. Boom. Don't go.
01:23:29.720 That's what I have to do. Uh, and especially in a landscape that's constantly changing right now
01:23:35.260 with social media, with the way media is with the bad faith actors, who they are. But, um, it was
01:23:41.620 obviously very, very special to me to, to first, they brought up my, my son first, cause it can only
01:23:46.860 have one person that you have to be the same with the COVID thing. So it kind of had to do one at a
01:23:50.140 time. And also one thing is I, I still can't really hold both of them at the same time because
01:23:53.840 of the, what's going on with the bars and the rib cage. But, um, it was, uh, yeah, it is one.
01:23:59.700 I, I don't, I still, I never really liked kids that much. I still don't love other people's kids,
01:24:03.480 but everyone says my kids are cuter, but the difference is I'm right.
01:24:07.740 And you know what I have to say, they really do get better and better. It's like, I, I feel like in some
01:24:12.840 ways I'm more like a man when it comes to children. Like most of my women and friends are
01:24:16.780 like, Oh, when they were toddlers, I'm like, Oh my God, thank God that period's over.
01:24:20.620 My kids now are 12, 10 and eight. And it's so awesome. And it's been awesome for a good,
01:24:24.980 like four years, like eight, six and four was also awesome. I just think people, I don't know
01:24:30.380 whether you're having any of these feelings or not, but if you're not, if you're not feeling like a,
01:24:34.880 yes, nailed it. This is amazing. Just know it actually gets so good when they become more like
01:24:40.840 little people and they can talk and you can see their brains working and they're funny and
01:24:45.580 they fire up things in you and you can relive fun things like your favorite movie. It's just like
01:24:50.040 the next phase of parenting, people need to be told just in case they're not absolutely loving
01:24:54.080 the babyhood phase. I, you know, I appreciate that because a lot of, a lot of people just go
01:24:58.340 like, Oh, it only gets harder. I'm like, I don't really know if that's the case because right now,
01:25:02.740 every two hours, we're trying to make sure that they don't die. That's literally, they lay there
01:25:07.280 and I go, I go, please don't die. How do I make you not die? That's, that's about it.
01:25:11.940 Um, and if people want to know too, I've, it sort of occurred to me what we think is cute
01:25:16.400 about babies or young children is, is really just the, it's the kind of behavior where if an adult
01:25:23.920 behaved the exact same way, you would think they're an idiot, but to kids, we think it's cute.
01:25:28.780 Like with a baby the other day, she was, she, she just started, uh, she started like finding her
01:25:32.240 hand, you know, cause she couldn't. And then she kind of finally like, ah, like, look, she's finding
01:25:35.940 her hand. If your cousin, if your friend, Bob was like finding his hand, you'd lock him away.
01:25:41.220 So that's just, that's what we think is cute about them. But I will tell you,
01:25:44.860 there's nothing cuter. There is nothing cuter than we have a, you know, a big, big dog, uh,
01:25:49.460 Joe Lewis. He's a dog of Argentina, 110 pounds. And we figured he was going to be really good with
01:25:53.800 the kids. And of course, to people out there should never leave any dog alone with, with children,
01:25:58.360 particularly big dogs, no matter how good they are. But the what's there's something so cute
01:26:04.520 about bridled control, a dog that is a protective dog, a dog that is a powerful dog moving gently up
01:26:12.000 to interact with the kids and kiss them and understanding the difference between the little
01:26:16.640 ones. So, uh, Joe Lewis has just been great with them. He's been perfect. And that's been really cool
01:26:22.760 for us to see the interaction. They cry a little bit. He runs up, he checks on them, waits in front of
01:26:26.720 the nursery. We go in, he's like, okay, I've done my job. So, you know, there's a, there's a lot of
01:26:30.860 love in the house. That's something a lot of people skip over. Joe Lewis is, he's sort of another
01:26:35.520 version of Steven Crowder, like that, this big, tough guy who takes on all these massive battles
01:26:41.880 and challenges and doesn't back down. But like, there's a softer, more protective, sweet, kind,
01:26:48.680 loving side. I've seen it in you repeatedly. And I'm so excited to see where this is going. I bet
01:26:53.620 you're going to be an amazing, amazing dad, Steve. So happy you're feeling better. The twins are here
01:26:59.400 and, uh, I hope it's nothing but blue skies for you guys. Well, I mean, I'll swat them around a
01:27:04.320 little bit, but yes, thanks for the kind words. Just as that nurse. Talk soon. I hope. Bye. Thanks,
01:27:11.380 Megan. I hope so too. Lots of love.