Steven Crowder on the Media, Tech Platforms and Marriage | Ep. 21
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 38 minutes
Words per Minute
229.37933
Summary
Stephen Crowder, host of the wildly popular YouTube show Louder With Stephen Crowder joins Megyn on The Megyn & Kelly Show to talk about his new show and how he got into comedy. He also talks about why he thinks there s more commonality between chimpanzees and humans than there is between humans and elephants.
Transcript
00:00:02.840
Make sure your team is taken care of through every twist and turn
00:00:05.980
with Canada Life Savings, Retirement and Benefits Plans.
00:00:09.660
Whether you want to grow your team, support your employees at every stage
00:00:13.120
or build a workplace people want to be a part of,
00:00:16.200
Canada Life has flexible plans for companies of all sizes
00:00:19.400
so it's easy to find a solution that works for you.
00:00:22.840
Visit canadalife.com slash employee benefits to learn more.
00:00:30.740
When I found out my friend got a great deal on a wool coat from Winners,
00:00:34.500
I started wondering, is every fabulous item I see from Winners?
00:00:39.060
Like that woman over there with the designer jeans.
00:00:47.300
Or that leather tote? Or that cashmere sweater?
00:01:03.240
Your home for open, honest, and provocative conversations.
00:01:12.100
Hey everyone, I'm Megyn Kelly. Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show.
00:01:15.500
Today we've got Stephen Crowder of Louder with Crowder.
00:01:19.780
That is his massive YouTube show that has almost 5 million subscribers.
00:01:25.220
He and I used to know each other way back in the day when he was a kid.
00:01:30.080
Barely legal, as they say, when we worked at Fox News for a short time together.
00:01:34.720
And now he hosts what he calls the number one conservative late night comedy show.
00:01:41.700
And also profound and introspective and really interesting.
00:01:46.840
I'm going to get to the full interview in one second.
00:01:49.180
But first, I want to talk to you about Scoremaster.
00:01:53.680
It nearly crashed their website, the Scoremaster website.
00:01:56.200
The story is that the average American has 97 points.
00:02:00.720
That's 97 points that they can quickly add to their credit score.
00:02:06.360
Most people don't even know that this is possible.
00:02:12.060
Scoremaster credit scientists discovered an algorithm that will super boost credit scores.
00:02:23.580
That is super important if you're refinancing your home or buying a car, applying for credit.
00:02:28.420
Case in point, say you have OK credit and you're buying a car.
00:02:31.900
If you go to Scoremaster first and boost your credit score, just the average of 61 points, forget the great 97, you could save $9,000 on that loan.
00:02:39.500
And if you go to Scoremaster and boost your credit, just the average number before you apply for a home loan, you could save almost $1,000, $100,000, $100,000 over the life of your loan.
00:02:49.440
If you own a business, from getting a loan to funding projects to financing equipment, super boosting your business credit score can save you a fortune.
00:02:57.220
Scoremaster puts you in control of your finances.
00:03:00.320
Enroll in minutes and see how many plus points Scoremaster can add to your credit score.
00:03:24.100
And we should call him Tim Ginsu because his forearm crushed my trachea.
00:03:27.940
So if you hear me swallowing in a weird way or wrestling with throat lozenges, that's why.
00:03:38.820
I've been on your show a couple of times over these past few days.
00:03:41.800
I mean, you are like you are YouTube's Brett Baer.
00:03:45.780
I like you're just on every hour bringing people the updates.
00:03:53.200
Well, I don't I wish I had Brett Baer's hairline.
00:03:55.440
Like it is quite literally like a bonobo chimpanzee.
00:03:59.260
Well, it's the more human like they say that we share more in common with is a bonobo or bonobos and chimpanzees.
00:04:12.160
He has no his hairline is so low is what I'm saying.
00:04:25.460
But the Ladder with Crowder show, you know, Bill Bennett used to take Fridays off.
00:04:32.260
And so there was this morning drive slot that was six to nine.
00:04:35.380
And there were a lot of radio stations that, you know, they were filling hosts and they weren't thrilled with them.
00:04:39.400
So they said, hey, a bunch of stations said, would you like to do the show?
00:04:41.960
And I said, well, you know, I never really wanted to do radio as a comedian, as someone who kind of did short videos on YouTube for a long time before that.
00:04:47.680
But I said, sure, if it's in primetime drive once a week in the morning, I think I can make that work.
00:04:52.960
And then I found out that no advertisers wanted to advertise in the show.
00:04:56.660
And so we started making up fake advertisements when we were broadcasting as a podcast.
00:05:05.300
I think we had like 30,000 people watching in 2016, which was all the people in the world.
00:05:10.060
And we launched the show that became kind of daily, which is the the iteration that people know now.
00:05:18.980
We were just looking up on the Internet how you did in covering this year's election.
00:05:24.380
And it was something like eight million people had viewed your coverage, which puts you above CNN, which is kind of awesome.
00:05:32.200
I mean, I'll get to that because I want to ask you about the future of media.
00:05:35.520
But you've got to be feeling pretty good about having people watch the coverage, because I happen to know that you tend to approach these matters in a red, white and blue striped, silky robe.
00:05:56.960
It's just not really something that is that it pulls the eye.
00:06:02.120
I don't you know, the numbers were it was fractured because they said they were going to say,
00:06:07.400
I think we covered it for about eight, nine hours.
00:06:09.240
And then they said, OK, we're going to stop the counting.
00:06:10.880
So I thought, well, there's nothing more to cover.
00:06:12.100
So we left the stream and they were going to reconvene at nine or 10 a.m.
00:06:17.480
The next thing I know, I take an hour nap in a hammock and Michigan, Wisconsin flipped.
00:06:22.760
All of a sudden they found, you know, 100 something thousand votes because they started counting not at nine or 10, but at like 447 a.m.
00:06:31.440
And so we were all just glued to our screens and we said, well, we have to come back.
00:06:35.200
And I think the number ended up being something close.
00:06:37.500
Like, I don't know, 15 million or something like that.
00:06:42.160
And we had so many silly things, too, like people don't understand.
00:06:49.320
We shot Gerald in a bulletproof vest because they're a sponsor, Spartan Armor.
00:06:56.520
I've always wanted to do that because if you're not entertaining, you know, you can find anybody talking about the current political issues.
00:07:04.280
And I try to be either enlightening, informative or entertaining.
00:07:08.460
And that's why I was as surprised as anyone that apparently I should be a professional pollster because they got it wrong.
00:07:14.200
And the only calls that I made were were dead right.
00:07:16.660
And I just no one was paying attention to early voting.
00:07:19.580
I don't know when I was I was talking with people here.
00:07:23.380
I said, why are people even acting like Florida and Ohio are a toss up?
00:07:30.040
I said, no, I guarantee you he's going to win Ohio by five points.
00:07:33.300
I guarantee you he's going to double his his wins in Florida.
00:07:36.880
It was on air was the first thing that I said because I was looking at the early voting and comparing it to 2016.
00:07:41.600
So everything else kind of I still I thought Georgia and North Carolina were things that he would win.
00:07:47.260
And then I said, then he just needs kind of one of the major states in the Midwest.
00:07:50.280
So it really is a changing, isn't it, right now, the guard.
00:07:53.660
And I think all pollsters should be fired without cost.
00:07:59.320
Nate Silver came out and he basically said, F you.
00:08:06.340
You know, we basically tell you what the polls are saying.
00:08:15.760
People are disgusted with him, with the polling industry, with the misinformation, because we know it isn't it isn't in good faith that these people, they refuse to believe that there was a shy Trump voter.
00:08:26.360
They refuse to try to figure out in a way that a guy like, you know, Robert Cahaley of Trafalgar did how to at least try to get at it.
00:08:35.200
But by the way, have you ever actually like most people have not seen Nate Silver.
00:08:47.620
I don't always take the shortest path to the sting.
00:08:51.520
He can say, we just tell you what the polls are telling you.
00:08:54.100
And here's the issue, too, with Nate Silver and FiveThirtyEight.
00:08:56.420
I would go and I would see their polls that were rated A.
00:08:59.620
And those were the polls that had it most wrong in 2016.
00:09:03.040
And then the polls that he would have rated C were the ones that were closest because he doesn't like Rasmussen.
00:09:06.960
And he doesn't include the is it pronounced Trafalgar?
00:09:15.180
And I don't know why if he's this genius, he doesn't include what we see with early voting.
00:09:18.760
And we have the percentages of early voting, what was mail-in versus what was in person.
00:09:22.540
You know, I got those numbers at Vox, not some Republican think tank.
00:09:28.660
And I looked at the actual registered early voting versus the modeled party early voting.
00:09:33.920
And you kind of have to use the modeled party early voting, sorry, because a lot of these states don't tell you the registered voting early on.
00:09:41.800
Florida and Ohio are not even going to be close.
00:09:46.380
I made my map and I said, Georgia and North Carolina, I think, or Donald Trump was going to be closer.
00:09:53.040
Looks like it still might be at the time of this recording.
00:09:55.480
And then I said, could be any of these Midwestern states at that point.
00:09:59.160
Can we talk about what's happening now as of now?
00:10:01.260
Because I'll tell you, I'm I'm as confused as anybody.
00:10:09.860
That's like somebody who had a sex change operation.
00:10:15.740
Which, by the way, I wouldn't be surprised considering considering the dominatrix role you played with Mark Cuban.
00:10:20.840
I listened to that podcast and I was so I couldn't sit down for a week.
00:10:27.480
But that's not the same thing as trans surprise.
00:10:30.500
OK, so I was combining the two, in other words, in the interaction with Mark Cuban.
00:10:36.380
I thought you did a fantastic job of being respectful, giving Mark Cuban room, but holding his feet to the fire.
00:10:41.840
So, you know, I was nervous to do this because I know that I know that you're tricky.
00:10:51.960
You know, I give him credit for for coming on and having a conversation because I can't think of another guy in his position who would have.
00:10:57.240
And I didn't exactly get like a bouquet of roses from him after the fact.
00:11:03.960
But either way, I'm OK, because we had a really good discussion.
00:11:10.580
I want to ask you about Trump, though, because since you've been covering it so closely and what I'm hearing from Team Trump, right, the people not not his inner circle, but people who are very close and are intimately involved in trying to get him elected, are saying they actually believe today he has won.
00:11:41.040
Then I talked to my contacts over in, you know, the decision world at Fox, and they're saying there's zero chance that Arizona flips back.
00:11:49.980
That Fox made the right call that not even if he gets 57 percent of the outstanding vote in Arizona, can he turn the numbers around?
00:11:57.680
That the outstanding vote is in Democratic counties.
00:12:00.520
There's zero chance he's going to make up the difference.
00:12:05.800
And I think, you know, right now the narrative is spun out of the out of control where people are openly booing Fox and they're going after Arnon Michigan, the head of the decision desk, who's a straight arrow.
00:12:21.700
Now, what we are seeing, though, there are quite a few sources that say that Donald Trump is winning over 63 percent of those votes.
00:12:27.540
Keep in mind that they counted the mail-in votes.
00:12:29.400
I believe in Arizona first, the outstanding ballots are people who voted in person.
00:12:32.300
And what we're seeing in a lot of those scenarios is about a 2.5 to 1 ratio of Republicans to Democrats.
00:12:39.260
But my issue with Fox News there, when I say it's dishonest, is they say we're confident in our call.
00:12:52.480
When Fox News called it, it was 70-something percent of the vote, I believe.
00:12:58.080
Trust me when I tell you Arnon Michigan does not lie.
00:13:01.540
They had 80 percent of the vote in, and that's why they felt confident tabulating it, because they can see where the remaining 20 percent is coming from.
00:13:06.940
And they have algorithms and data and a history to figure out what the percentages would have to be for Trump to close it out in the remaining 20.
00:13:15.820
They consistently call the other states the same way at those same margins?
00:13:19.960
I mean, trust me, Stephen, I've worked with these guys for years.
00:13:26.940
I was, you know, they would do the exit polling, and I was the one who'd be on the air before I became an anchor explaining to people what they said.
00:13:32.060
And then I became an anchor, and I worked with them even more intimately.
00:13:34.520
And then there was the infamous 2012 thing where Karl Rove tried to say they were wrong, and I did the walk down the hall.
00:13:40.600
They couldn't give a damn who wins the election.
00:13:45.620
And so if the outstanding vote is in counties that they think it's going to make it too close to call, they won't call it.
00:13:53.140
That's why they waited so long in states like Florida.
00:13:57.140
Well, they did wait longer in Florida than ABC, that's for sure.
00:13:59.960
However, sorry, not Florida, Arizona, but a lot of places called Arizona long before they've called other states, for example, like Pennsylvania or, if I'm not mistaken, one of the major news channels we were watching because it was tough.
00:14:14.620
We were watching CNN mainly, and they were the last to call everything.
00:14:20.200
I don't remember who it was who did that, but that did take place.
00:14:26.180
But I also think that, listen, there's a component to this, and maybe you disagree.
00:14:28.940
Maybe you think there's 0% that this is the case.
00:14:30.720
I think a lot of these networks want to be first.
00:14:37.120
I've seen the competitive pressure come on them.
00:14:39.260
I mean, mainly from me and Brett out there on election night saying, like, where's the call?
00:14:47.340
And we get the slow roll molasses from the decision desk like, we're not there yet.
00:14:52.760
Let me just tell you, I disagree with what you just expressed.
00:14:54.720
I don't think that the truth is governed by consensus of other networks calling it.
00:14:58.380
I think that there could be one place that's right and all of the other places are wrong.
00:15:03.420
I think there's a strong chance that Donald Trump loses Arizona.
00:15:06.340
But from what I'm saying, there still is a chance that he wins it.
00:15:10.060
Yeah, I don't I don't think I don't I don't disagree with that.
00:15:15.820
I just understand that the people who are experts at it, which doesn't include me, are saying I'm wrong.
00:15:23.960
And I'm not listen and I am not discrediting them at all.
00:15:31.180
But you're confusing exit polls with predictive polling that happened before.
00:15:39.760
I'm comparing the idea of deferring to authority, right?
00:15:50.080
A lot of people defer to Monmouth or Emerson or Quinnipiac.
00:15:53.080
These were considered the golden standard of polls.
00:15:55.640
And all I'm saying right now is you could be right.
00:15:58.340
But I am not going to say that Fox News is right in their call.
00:16:02.180
And you know me, I worked for Fox News for four and a half years.
00:16:04.120
I'm not going to say that they're right because they're experts.
00:16:06.100
Because we've seen a lot of people who were experts be wrong.
00:16:12.300
And we have a huge pool of data here that really no one else has access to with the kind
00:16:21.920
I think, though, right now, and what I was saying was dishonest, is when they say we
00:16:25.740
feel confident now in our call, that still doesn't justify the call with 80%.
00:16:32.240
So my feeling in reaction to that as somebody who's worked with these guys and done this
00:16:36.940
for a lot of years is, with respect, that's armchair quarterbacking.
00:16:41.020
You've got a lot of people who have no idea what it's like to be on a decision desk and
00:16:44.540
do this for a living, trying to sit in their armchair like, well, I can see the vote myself.
00:16:48.400
And they don't know any of the algorithms or the way this is done or the methodologies.
00:16:51.520
Technological approach that these guys have tried and tested at midterm elections, at
00:16:55.900
general elections, at primaries, year after year after year.
00:17:00.060
And I've worked with them since 2006 was the first time I was on the air with them.
00:17:13.680
So I'm not saying that that couldn't happen now.
00:17:16.740
I'm I'm smart enough to realize anything could happen.
00:17:19.360
But I'm just saying that the calls to reduce the Arnon Mishkin to like some partisan and
00:17:25.600
say like Fox is bad and this is because Fox has an ideology.
00:17:32.100
They're good faith operators and they're super smart and super good at this.
00:17:36.400
But Megan, Megan, I think that, you know, I'm not saying Fox is bad because Fox isn't it.
00:17:47.960
I don't have it already, but I trust I take your word for it.
00:17:52.500
All the executives at Fox told me that this show that I do right now would never exist.
00:18:03.040
What I'm saying is I don't say that they must be right because the experts say that that's
00:18:06.900
so the numbers right now don't say that that's necessarily so.
00:18:10.640
And I think there's a strong chance that Biden wins Arizona.
00:18:13.240
I just think and I think that you have a little bit a little bit and I want to keep this,
00:18:19.180
So I don't want you to take this as confrontational a little bit of a blind spot, because when
00:18:23.140
Americans hear the experts, the experts are wrong about we can just isolate it.
00:18:27.860
I'm not saying that now you're you're mate, you're mate.
00:18:31.620
I'm not saying the experts say and I and I don't think you're right at all to compare
00:18:37.060
The pollster's got Nate Silver has a very spotty history.
00:18:41.320
And my my my belief in them, which is not unfettered, but my belief in them is not because
00:18:50.640
It is like having cancer that recurs from time to time.
00:18:53.980
And the doctor sits you down and says, this isn't it.
00:18:56.360
And the doctor takes a look at the new lump and says, this is bad.
00:18:59.620
And then something happens a couple of years later and he says, don't worry.
00:19:02.680
I mean, I've had people who've gone through this in my life.
00:19:04.320
You develop a respect for that person's judgment based on their history of accuracy.
00:19:12.600
It is my my experience with this person being right every time leads me to have a greater
00:19:22.300
So you just mentioned your personal experience.
00:19:23.840
I don't have personal experience with that person.
00:19:25.360
I think if what you say is true, that Fox News has never gotten one wrong, then it's not
00:19:35.920
And all I'm saying is I don't take the word of one person or one expert.
00:19:39.800
I didn't just say Nate Silver, but all of these polls, which I know is what we're going
00:19:43.620
I think a lot of Americans, that doesn't mean that Americans are right, but I'm saying
00:19:47.120
that the language that is used, this is what Americans have a problem with.
00:19:50.200
And when people talk about not having trust in our institutions, there's because there's
00:19:54.520
Well, the experts know whatever it is, X, X, Y, A, B, C.
00:19:59.060
And I know in this instance, you have a lot of personal experience and they have a great track
00:20:06.260
I don't think that they're trying to call things incorrectly because they have an ideology.
00:20:09.360
I think Brett Baier is probably the best broadcaster in news.
00:20:13.860
And I think they are probably right about Arizona.
00:20:20.220
Well, can I tell you, I mean, to give you the point, I do think that a lot of Americans,
00:20:25.960
including me, are a little too deferential to authority.
00:20:29.300
And I have been surprised over the past four years to see some of the institutions that
00:20:34.060
I really revered and trusted entirely have had the mask pulled down as pretty nakedly
00:20:44.500
Like when when Jim Comey first was getting attacked, I was 100 percent a Jim Comey defender.
00:20:59.000
So I'm humble enough to realize I don't know everything.
00:21:04.740
It's not even just the FBI or some of these big government organizations, but big tech and
00:21:17.000
But I think most people out there trusted Uncle Walter, trusted Peter Jennings.
00:21:21.040
You know, some of the people we grew up with or I did, and now it's 100 percent different.
00:21:26.520
So I get that my hopes could be dashed in Arnon, Michigan.
00:21:30.820
And I'm not rooting for Arizona one way or the other.
00:21:33.500
But I do like these guys because they're former colleagues.
00:21:36.140
But they could be dashed because I've had them dashed repeatedly.
00:21:40.160
And I know you've had your own situation with big tech where that's another industry where
00:21:45.780
And then you turn out it turns out they're completely partisan and agenda driven.
00:22:09.660
I thought you were like you were like you had a Joe Biden moment where you're trying to
00:22:14.220
I don't think that should dash your hopes if, for example, they're incorrect on Arizona.
00:22:24.260
I don't think that Walter Cronkite was an unbiased journalist.
00:22:26.560
I think he was certainly better than what you have now.
00:22:29.260
But he said you basically couldn't be a journalist and not be a liberal.
00:22:33.420
I just think it was hidden from a lot of Americans before we had new media.
00:22:37.600
And so I think the requirement is for everybody out there to aggregate information from both sides.
00:22:43.520
And that's why I think at this point, anyone who claims to be a centrist, they're actually less valuable in your aggregate pool.
00:22:49.940
Because I would rather know what Megyn Kelly is saying.
00:22:55.980
But I also would like to know what Rachel Maddow is saying, what Megyn Kelly is saying, what Sean Hannity is saying.
00:23:00.440
I would like to know what Tucker Carlson is saying and what Lawrence O'Donnell is saying.
00:23:03.800
I don't really care what Anderson Cooper is saying because the guy isn't really honest about his point of view.
00:23:08.280
Chris Cuomo thinks that he's, my God, an actual journalist.
00:23:10.800
So I think Americans have to do a lot of this work themselves now.
00:23:18.140
And I think that's why I have a lot of Americans upset because it was trust the experts when it came to the election.
00:23:23.800
And I think that we're seeing a lot of examples of it being rife with, not just fraud, people misuse the term election fraud, but also ineptitude.
00:23:33.140
You know, we talked about this on our show, this election.
00:23:35.520
There were over 2.5 million ballots that could potentially be compromised.
00:23:38.620
Now, does that mean that someone was scratching out Donald Trump and putting in Joe Biden?
00:23:41.380
No, but it means ballots that either were sent to addresses where people no longer lived or there were people who were dead.
00:23:47.160
We found examples in the past of ballots that the signature didn't match or there was no signature on it whatsoever.
00:23:52.880
There are quite a few examples of compromised ballots.
00:23:56.800
And so the media says there's no example of widespread voter fraud.
00:24:00.560
But there is an example of certainly mail-in voting being rife with errors, as well as in some cases, small as they may be, and we'll find out after this election, fraud.
00:24:10.380
And Americans really have a problem with people saying, no, no, no.
00:24:13.900
It's just there's no such thing as voter fraud.
00:24:18.800
But Americans are going, well, hold on a second.
00:24:20.100
I've just read several articles, and I know people will just say it's fake news, but I just read an article that came down from, you know, an actual, like a local court.
00:24:26.860
And I don't know in Pennsylvania where there are 800 ballots that had to be discounted.
00:24:29.360
Or you can see 50,000 ballots, I think, was in Ohio or Michigan that had problems.
00:24:33.900
So how can you say there's none, Brian Stelter, and they just don't follow up?
00:24:38.740
No, they think it's a Republican talking point.
00:24:41.900
And look, it is correct that it would be tough to dismiss a gap of 10,000 or 80,000 votes by trying to find some voter fraud or, you know, fraudulently completed ballots.
00:24:56.380
But it's also not true to say that there's no voter fraud, as the mainstream will say, as CNN.
00:25:02.600
I mean, Chris Hayes was just going after me and others and Fox News and so on as, like, this is just a lie that the right wing puts out there every year.
00:25:12.360
And it doesn't mean it has to be hugely widespread.
00:25:15.740
But we've seen enough, we've caught enough to wonder how deep does it go?
00:25:18.900
And that's a legitimate question to ask when it's a tight race.
00:25:21.640
And even more when you just consider how, I mean, the post office.
00:25:25.080
The post office hasn't turned a profit in 13 years, Megyn Kelly.
00:25:30.140
If you go to a job where you lost money for 13 years, what I'm saying is, no, I'm not necessarily saying that Nancy Pelosi is doing a spirit cooking seance and changing the ballots with a Sharpie.
00:25:40.540
What I am saying is the post office can't get it there within 10 days and they can't turn a profit in a decade and a half.
00:25:46.860
I don't really want an election run by effectively the DMV.
00:25:51.140
And that's a valid position for Americans to take.
00:25:54.800
And the thing that makes me worry about this vote more than anything, as I watch the vote counters, you know, go through each ballot without letting the vote watchers get within 100 yards of them.
00:26:06.180
It's like tough to watch from that far away unless you've got some binoculars and you can really zoom in.
00:26:15.880
I mean, he is a singular figure in for decades now in American politics in terms of the hatred for him.
00:26:23.580
They've been told we've been told by by, you know, a lot of these Democrats in the media that he's a Hitler-esque figure.
00:26:29.480
So if you're sitting there counting votes and you actually believe that, who's to say you're not going to think that the ends justify the means?
00:26:37.020
And that's why poll watchers at a point like this are more important than ever.
00:26:46.520
And it's like, so what would be the reason not to do it?
00:26:52.440
When they, this is, and you correct me if you disagree with me here, but when they say Donald Trump was trying to erode trust in American institutions, I go, by having people vote in person like they always have, by saying that there are errors with mail-in voting.
00:27:04.400
Donald Trump, when we're talking about transparency all the time, Detroit, we're saying, hey, make sure the poll watchers are there and don't cover up the glass to the polling station with Bristol boards.
00:27:14.800
The left is, no, we're going to block them out.
00:27:17.840
We're going to end all counting and then we're going to start again in, oh, 45 minutes where Kenosha, for some reason, flips by 15 to 20 points.
00:27:24.340
The same county, by the way, a small county, and we're not going to give you answers and we're not going to let the poll watchers be in there.
00:27:29.700
Donald Trump is not the one saying do away with the Electoral College.
00:27:32.500
Donald Trump is not the one saying do away with the current American electoral system.
00:27:36.880
He's saying, hey, we've got to make sure that this process is in the light of day and is honest.
00:27:41.280
I haven't seen Donald Trump try to erode – is he trying to pack the court?
00:27:45.180
The only institution he's eroded trust in is the media, and I think that it should die, and I will urinate on the ashes gleefully.
00:27:50.860
So I think when you look at Joe Biden who's saying, oh, no, hold on a second.
00:27:54.440
We're actually – we want more mail-in voting than ever.
00:27:59.480
We should do away with the Electoral College, which Kamala Harris has discussed.
00:28:04.200
What do you believe in in the United States of America?
00:28:07.360
How are you not trying to erode trust in institutions?
00:28:09.440
And something else, dude, that I think a lot of people in the media miss, Megan.
00:28:13.700
Remember that famous quote, right, the fine people on both sides?
00:28:16.700
And I'm not going where you think I'm going to go here because obviously Donald Trump –
00:28:23.800
Where people – the famous quote was he said fine people on both sides, and no one included the context of him saying,
00:28:28.340
I'm not saying neo-Nazis and white supremacists who should be condemned totally.
00:28:32.980
So that, of course, is the one story that people tell, and it's true.
00:28:37.080
I don't think anyone has condemned white supremacy or neo-Nazis more than Donald Trump because no one's been asked as much.
00:28:42.880
However, I actually see something beautiful in that quote and a pattern of behavior with Donald Trump that a lot of people miss.
00:28:50.400
And keep in mind, I couldn't stand Donald Trump in 2016.
00:28:54.060
I said that if he's a Republican candidate, we deserve to lose.
00:28:56.620
Those were my words, and I had to eat them because I was wrong.
00:28:59.840
But what Donald Trump said was, I'm not talking about neo-Nazis.
00:29:04.660
He goes, but there were people there who wanted to take down these statues, these Confederate statues, and they had a reason to be there.
00:29:10.560
And there were people there who also believed that it was a part of their heritage, and they wanted to keep it up.
00:29:17.340
In other words, Donald Trump is saying people who disagree with me can still be fine people.
00:29:21.500
Can you find me any example of Donald Trump calling Joe Biden supporters ugly or deplorable?
00:29:33.300
Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, they attack half of the American electorate.
00:29:39.340
And Donald Trump has pretty consistently, it's like Woody Allen and Annie Hall just ripping up the speeding ticket.
00:29:44.240
I'm sorry, I just have a general problem with authority.
00:29:47.260
He really does seem to have a heart for all Americans, and we have not seen him attack middle America like these other people have.
00:29:55.440
And I think that's fair game, but no one talks about that.
00:29:59.540
I can't stand these asshats who want to tear down anything that's offensive or a monument.
00:30:04.060
But for Donald Trump to say, but those can also be fine people.
00:30:08.220
My experience of Trump, not personal, but just observational, maybe personal too, is that as long as he thinks you like him, he's good with you.
00:30:16.480
Like if he thinks you like him or at least are open-minded to him, he likes you.
00:30:19.940
It's only if he thinks you don't like him that he'll turn on you and he'll say nasty things on Twitter and it'll be offensive and so on and so forth.
00:30:27.380
But I've never heard him go after all Democrat voters, like the people in the middle of the country who he would like to have vote for him as deplorable, as uniformly racist.
00:30:42.420
But this we've seen that this entire four years, we've seen it isn't enough to call him racist, xenophobic and all this stuff.
00:30:52.100
And one of the things that has struck me this week, Stephen, is as as he's is the numbers have been coming in.
00:30:57.940
And even as Joe Biden is looking like he's winning, you still have the pundits on MSNBC and CNN every night crying a tear in their soup, talking about what a racist country this is.
00:31:12.540
Like even with him losing, we got to listen to these lectures and you've got people saying, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:28.180
And they'll see an affirmation of their crazy principles no matter what the vote.
00:31:33.280
Yeah, I can only imagine where would this election be if we actually had a fair press, if we actually had an unbiased press.
00:31:39.180
You had someone go out and tweet what was effectively a typo, a typo that added a zero, right?
00:31:44.200
The one hundred and twenty eight thousand new votes that were found, I believe, was it was it Michigan?
00:31:49.140
I think it was Michigan or Wisconsin, Michigan, Michigan.
00:31:54.220
And his response, which is a question, what is this, was labeled as misleading.
00:31:58.360
But Twitter never labeled the actual tweet, which was a typo by one hundred thousand wrong.
00:32:10.060
I'll send you this picture so you can verify and take my word for it.
00:32:12.180
But there's a reporter at Washington Post, I believe, named Philip Bump.
00:32:16.040
OK, and a friend of mine sent him a message when that tweet went up.
00:32:19.460
OK, an update gives Biden one hundred percent of the new votes, one hundred twenty eight thousand reading this right now.
00:32:25.600
And he said they counted votes in a heavily pro Biden area.
00:32:29.000
In other words, at this point, we didn't know that it was a typo.
00:32:31.560
But a rant, but one hundred and twenty eight thousand, one hundred percent new votes found for Biden at this point.
00:32:37.080
Philip Bump at The Washington Post didn't think there was anything fishy and had no interest in investigating.
00:32:42.200
So I'm saying there is no level of fraud or corruption at all that would cause them to investigate or give them pause.
00:32:50.200
If one hundred and twenty eight thousand, which afterwards, oh, a couple hours later, he didn't know was a typo at this time.
00:32:54.940
And he was saying, no, no, no, that checks out.
00:32:58.340
So he's the same guy who went after Trafalgar as completely discredited and a hack and, you know, doesn't know what he's doing.
00:33:05.060
And he got Trafalgar, got it a lot more right than The Washington Post did.
00:33:10.820
Philip Bump's organization, which was predicting that Biden would be up, I think, 17 points in Wisconsin.
00:33:18.800
But there's not going to be any. They're not going to take accountability for any of this.
00:33:22.740
You're already seeing people say, well, sort of in the margin of error.
00:33:25.460
If you just look at this one time, we said this one thing. I'm not hoping for accountability.
00:33:30.000
Here's the thing. You mentioned Trafalgar, but Trafalgar doesn't sit on the fact checking board of the three biggest companies in the world of YouTube, Alphabet, Google and Twitter and Facebook.
00:33:44.260
The guy who said one hundred twenty eight thousand, one hundred percent for Biden.
00:33:48.400
They're the ones who have the ear of the people who determine what is misleading.
00:33:51.400
That's my point. It's not an isolated, random reporter who we know most of them are hacks and they suck.
00:33:56.700
It's the fact that these people have been assembled as a team of determining what is an authoritative source in today's media with all major companies.
00:34:10.460
People don't understand. There have never been companies more powerful.
00:34:16.780
But first, if you have not tried Super Beets Soft Chews, you're missing out.
00:34:21.040
I love Super Beets Soft Chews because they make me feel more energized without that jittery feeling you can get from too much coffee.
00:34:29.660
More than that, they are packaged so conveniently you can just throw them in your bag before you head to work so you can have them on the way or while you're in your office like I do here in the studio.
00:34:38.060
Super Beets Soft Chews combine non-GMO beets with a powerful new ingredient, grape seed extract.
00:34:45.240
The grape seed extract used in Super Beets Chews has been clinically shown to be two times as effective at supporting normal blood pressure as a healthy lifestyle alone.
00:34:53.940
So you can eat something delicious and help your health.
00:34:56.700
Better blood pressure obviously is a good thing.
00:34:58.640
It means more energy and it's the way nature intended it without the jittery, jittery caffeine or stimulants.
00:35:03.200
Now, just take two delicious chews anytime, a day, anywhere to get the blood pressure support you need.
00:35:09.420
Do what I did and support your heart health with delicious Super Beets Chews.
00:35:13.260
Get your Super Beets Chews today at getsuperbeets.com slash mk.
00:35:17.680
And when you buy two bags, they will throw in the third for free.
00:35:29.520
For our audience who doesn't know this, and let me just give them a little background on you.
00:35:32.860
It's not that everybody doesn't know Steven Crowder, but just in case.
00:35:44.860
So born in Michigan, but raised in Canada, right?
00:35:51.280
So let me just start with, how did you wind up conservative, right?
00:35:54.620
Because I think of, you know, Canada and I just think of, I don't know, Pinko, Commie, Justin Trudeau.
00:36:00.800
I'm just saying, most people I know from there come out more left-leaning.
00:36:04.120
Well, listen, and I hope I'm not touching on the sore spot, but obviously people know
00:36:06.540
you asked a question about blackface, which there was all of this uproar, whereas with
00:36:10.640
Justin Trudeau, the folk liberal Canadian press, he didn't just do it once.
00:36:15.800
He was doing it in talent shows, and he was showing up to sporting events in blackface
00:36:21.160
It's like, he just liked being in blackface, and nobody cared.
00:36:28.240
The funniest thing I think I've ever seen in my life.
00:36:30.620
We were sitting here, and there was a press conference.
00:36:32.380
Remember the first time that it had been revealed that Justin Trudeau, for people who don't know,
00:36:37.820
Many people may not, because Canada's a silly and consequential place.
00:36:42.520
And he was being interviewed by reporters, so he's doing this press conference.
00:36:48.700
I did go in dress up one time, and it was a very poor judgment, a mistake, and I'm very sorry.
00:36:56.360
And as he's walking out, someone says, excuse me, Prime Minister Trudeau, yeah, were there
00:37:03.480
And he turns back, he goes, there was one time where I did wear makeup, and I sang Deo.
00:37:15.840
And he was just trying to, and he has this, so I'm sitting there.
00:37:17.480
So he went to the blackface going, Dale, Dale, when I come back, it's worse than old minstrel
00:37:24.780
And he had to answer the question, because he knew they were going to find it.
00:37:28.340
People here, they thought I was going to need a ventilator.
00:37:35.500
I love seeing pompous authoritarians taken off their pedestal.
00:37:40.820
And really, what it comes down to with Canada, I have an American citizenship.
00:37:47.660
You know, I started working at 12 years old, doing voice work in cartoons and commercials.
00:37:56.180
He'd go, okay, that's a check for, you know, doing for Arthur.
00:38:01.020
I think at the time, it might have been like 54%.
00:38:04.840
He goes, well, that's because the government takes it.
00:38:07.620
He said, well, because they also, they pay for your health care.
00:38:15.700
And then, you know, foundationally, as a Christian, they're just, I'm precluded from
00:38:20.580
supporting anyone in the current Democratic Party as it exists.
00:38:27.440
And to give you an idea, Canadians, they're all jealous of Americans.
00:38:34.640
So kind of like Brooklyn, the Montreal, an area there called the South Shore.
00:38:40.660
We would drive an hour to Plattsburgh, New York.
00:38:45.600
Which is the most food long town you can, but just because it was the land of cool stuff
00:38:49.280
that we didn't get in Canada and everything was, you know, maybe 30 to 40% less, even
00:38:54.020
when you took into account the exchange because of the taxes in Canada.
00:38:57.420
So a lot of Canadians like to talk crap on the United States, but they really do wish
00:39:02.360
And the fact that Canada is still allowed to exist, to me, is the greatest proof that
00:39:06.860
the United States is not the evil empire superpower people claim it to be.
00:39:12.080
Because if they wanted to take over Canada, it would take about an hour and a half.
00:39:19.440
Debbie Murphy is my senior producer on the show.
00:39:21.420
She's been with me since the beginning of my time at Fox.
00:39:25.060
And I love Debbie Murphy and I love having Debbie Murphy with me in New York.
00:39:29.600
She married a damn Canadian and then she moved to damn Canada and she had a bunch of
00:39:35.420
She's actually producing this show from damn Canada.
00:39:46.960
Toronto is a boring sister, but it's it's not nearly as socialist and crazy.
00:39:50.620
I mean, Quebec is just a land of strip clubs and socialism.
00:39:54.520
On the bright side, I don't have to give her any benefits because, you know, she's got
00:39:57.440
all the socialist offerings of the government up there.
00:40:04.560
And then the next thing I know, the way I first came to know you was you're 21, I think.
00:40:13.480
And and what I'll tell you what I remember about you.
00:40:21.160
You'd go on college campuses and needle people and argue with them.
00:40:26.400
And I was like, somebody probably felt threatened by him and decided he should no longer be here.
00:40:39.840
So you're saying this is this the portion where we dish where we dish like a couple of bitches.
00:40:46.660
So, yeah, I started acting and doing, you know, voice work.
00:40:51.840
So I actually got into the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, which which a lot of people think it's actually harder if you're in Montreal to get into the festival because there are only so many spots.
00:41:00.700
But I got into it when I was about 18 and that took me to Los Angeles and New York to shoot some pilots and some films.
00:41:09.500
My first manager was black and he didn't really know that I was conservative until I actually came out and I was doing shows in New York and the Laugh Factory.
00:41:17.960
And then I would just get into trouble on sets because I didn't really keep my mouth shut.
00:41:22.700
So what happened was I really sort of became disenchanted with the industry after shooting a film.
00:41:28.580
And I told my parents at I believe I was maybe 19 or 20.
00:41:33.940
I said, all right, I'm going to stay with you guys.
00:41:37.260
I'm going to treat this thing like a full time job.
00:41:39.920
And I don't know that someone like me that could come up today.
00:41:42.700
What I did was I direct messaged hundreds of thousands of people asking them to subscribe to my channel.
00:41:47.960
And the first video that ever went semi-viral, which back then was like 20,000 plays, was Crazy Pete's Abortion Barn.
00:41:55.800
And what it was, was I was reading from Planned Parenthood's website, but like a bad used car salesman, because they were saying,
00:42:01.420
we offer the highest quality health care services at most affordable prices.
00:42:05.900
I was like, we're slashing babies and slashing prices.
00:42:10.000
And everyone was shocked that someone would do this.
00:42:12.780
And then the next video that I uploaded was me as Muhammad.
00:42:18.300
And I was reading from the Quran where he beat his six-year-old wife, Aisha.
00:42:21.360
And I did like a three stooges routine with multiple wives.
00:42:24.000
And that's where I started talking with Andrew Breitbart.
00:42:28.040
And he sent me to, you might remember a guy named, was it Ken LaCourt who was in charge of Fox News?
00:42:34.220
Okay, so this happened, this Islam video, the Quran Challenge, I called it.
00:42:43.780
And he said, yeah, well, if you die, have someone call me.
00:42:54.140
And this was like an online, you know, like all these conservative TV.
00:42:57.240
They call it TV, even though it's actually not on TV.
00:42:59.120
And I was the first person to do like hidden camera stuff before James O'Keefe.
00:43:02.280
Even though I was a comedian, I went to Canada.
00:43:11.560
All I ever knew was that Roger Ailes didn't find me funny.
00:43:15.320
But I also found out that he thought Norm MacDonald was like the most unfunny person on earth.
00:43:21.700
But Suzanne Scott and Bill Shine were always very nice with me.
00:43:25.020
And Suzanne Scott was really more of my advocate.
00:43:28.800
And, you know, there was a period of time where they talked about producing a show.
00:43:37.520
It would never work that conservatives didn't really like that kind of show.
00:43:39.840
The closest they could come to would be Red Eye, which was really political commentary
00:43:44.160
with a couple of people who might be a little snippy.
00:43:46.560
And then it just got to a point where I didn't really think there was much of a future.
00:43:51.260
I was really depressed because I was at Fox News.
00:43:53.720
And they kind of, I had a little bit of, I wasn't, I wasn't Megyn Kelly, right?
00:43:57.400
I was at the, I was at the bottom of the, uh, the totem pole there.
00:44:00.600
So they were often giving me contracts that were very short.
00:44:03.480
And I was always under this cloud of renewal and they didn't really know what they wanted
00:44:08.120
They knew that they didn't really want any other networks to have me because CNN was
00:44:14.780
I just don't really think this is the place for me.
00:44:17.720
And afterwards it became more of a scandal because of the way that the media handles it.
00:44:21.560
But I do remember when I met you, I do remember the first time I did your show,
00:44:24.260
it was the BP oil spill and Kevin Costner had, uh, the patent, remember on some kind
00:44:31.500
And, uh, I, I remember I was very nervous because I, I had a, I had a very, uh, I had
00:44:38.100
And, uh, there's, there are people who are, there are people who are pretty.
00:44:41.400
And then there are people because you also, uh, you radiate, uh, uh, you're very kind.
00:44:45.600
It's like looking into the sun, which you can't do for too long.
00:44:49.840
Uh, and then I remember afterwards I introduced you to a friend of mine who will remain nameless,
00:44:57.620
And I don't want to, I don't want to, you did break my heart after that.
00:45:02.220
After I left Fox News, I did this thing that went viral where I went to Islam, Muslim bakeries.
00:45:08.780
And, uh, I, Muslim bakeries were asking to bake a gay wedding cake.
00:45:13.680
And then you talked about your show and you said some YouTube producer.
00:45:20.480
And so I, I, I always wondered why that happened.
00:45:22.660
Because I always thought we were, we were, you know, we always had a good rapport.
00:45:31.180
I, I don't have a very good memory for faces and names.
00:45:34.420
My assistant Abigail's sitting right next to me right now.
00:45:39.020
And I worry about it because people think it's because now I've become this public figure
00:45:44.640
and I'm just too fancy and important to remember the little people.
00:45:54.860
There are things I am good at, and that's a real deficiency.
00:45:58.040
I've had people, Stephen, they'll stop me on the street, be like, Hey, Megan, how you
00:46:04.780
And it'll occur to me five minutes in the conversation that they actually know me.
00:46:14.060
And then they'll be like, yeah, you know, when I was on your show that time and I'll
00:46:16.280
be like, Oh, and they'll be like, and then the next time I'm like, yeah, how many times
00:46:25.380
It's like a, it's, it's like a, a mental handicap.
00:46:30.580
And you know, I'm sitting there at this point, you know, I was single thinking, uh, well, you
00:46:33.940
know, I found out you were married and thinking, I mean, I got a shot.
00:46:35.980
And, uh, you know, so to me it meant a whole lot more.
00:46:38.740
And then, yeah, I think he just, but I remember always wondering about that because what did
00:46:41.440
happen and you know, this with Fox news, I didn't want to renew the contract at that
00:46:45.700
And then it was kind of a, well, you, you don't leave Fox news.
00:46:51.440
Um, and there are some people who I'm still friends with there, but it was like, you know,
00:46:55.020
And I don't know legally what I can talk about with the contract, but I think you can confirm
00:47:01.900
And it surprised me because, you know, Megan, I was at a point in my life where think about
00:47:07.760
We had a pirate radio from, from Plattsburgh, New York, where occasionally we could get like
00:47:17.420
I knew everyone saying, Oh, you're on Fox news.
00:47:19.300
You know, and I had a segment every single Sunday where I was debating Alicia Menendez.
00:47:21.940
I was probably appearing four times a week and then a couple of times in their online
00:47:25.380
thing, which I don't, I don't really, it didn't pan out.
00:47:27.560
They changed it to Fox nation, but I'm going, okay, what I want to do, I can't do here.
00:47:32.720
And I'm stepping away from really the only platform that everyone wants to get to, if
00:47:37.320
they're conservative to try a show that they've already told me will never work.
00:47:44.980
I just, you know, I didn't necessarily know how I was going to do it, but I knew that what
00:47:50.920
And so, uh, I'm really sincerely grateful that this show, whatever it is in the audience,
00:47:58.120
whatever it is that we have, that they actually care.
00:48:07.620
Well, I mean, you know, as my, my sister-in-law, Diane, who's very spiritual, she would call that
00:48:11.840
and people have heard that, but she would say you manifested it, you know, whether you were
00:48:14.860
consciously doing it or not, at some level you were making it happen.
00:48:20.420
Number one, I am sorry that I didn't remember you.
00:48:23.380
Um, I'm, I'm really not good at that, but I'm sorry.
00:48:25.560
So no, absolutely no personal offense intended there.
00:48:33.720
I hate the fact that this thing I have would ever make somebody feel like I, that they,
00:48:40.800
I wish there were like a pill you could take that would help you.
00:48:43.120
I actually am one of those people who I'm always Googling.
00:48:45.820
The thing that helps your memory, I have a really good memory for certain things like
00:48:51.880
I can remember somebody who contradicts themselves, but this one lane.
00:48:55.660
And I wonder whether any of the listeners have this same thing, you know, like, you know,
00:48:59.300
how like some people are really good at directions and some people aren't.
00:49:01.400
Some people are good at foreign languages and some people aren't.
00:49:03.460
And some people are great with faces and names and, and aren't.
00:49:09.740
I too have a ton of friends who are still there and, you know, some of my best friends
00:49:13.820
in the world are there, but I do think that there is an element.
00:49:17.620
And I say this respectfully, there's an element of cult-like nature to it because you're either
00:49:26.280
And once you're out, it is like the omerta principle, you know, like dead.
00:49:30.460
And to me, that's like, and I, I had a bumpy exit in a way, I mean, I chose to leave of
00:49:36.020
course, but because of the whole Roger rails thing.
00:49:38.260
And that upset a lot of people who loved Roger and did not like the fact that I didn't support
00:49:42.360
him, but I did once I had a couple of years out of the organization realize it is, it does
00:49:49.220
sort of move as one group and you're either in that group or you're not.
00:49:54.260
And it took me a couple of years to sort of emerge standing up straight and tall and back
00:49:59.040
to myself after leaving and remember like, Oh wait, you know, I don't have to go along
00:50:03.720
with certain things and I can think for myself and I don't have to, you know, do things exactly
00:50:09.960
I can just do them the way, you know, it's like took a while.
00:50:12.240
So I, I can validate the feelings you may have been having of like other, other rising.
00:50:17.800
And I didn't change the way that I was while I was there, but to go back to what you mentioned
00:50:20.980
about names and faces, you know, the two weren't necessarily one of the same because I am
00:50:24.240
horrible with names, but I never forget a face or a voice.
00:50:28.840
It borders on perhaps some kind of autism, uh, which my wife often says, she's like,
00:50:35.200
Just because I, just because I like a weighted blanket.
00:50:39.660
Uh, but she, yeah, weighted blankets are fantastic.
00:50:43.940
I'm like, how did I not know about this before?
00:50:45.360
I used to, when I was a kid, I would put extra blankets on my bed because I wanted more weight.
00:50:49.740
And then at the very last second, I'd fan my terrycloth robe over it and go, okay, that's,
00:50:55.520
Wait, I didn't actually know about the weighted blanket.
00:50:58.000
I'm actually, I confess, I'm just learning about the weighted blanket right now.
00:51:03.000
Because you're not retarded like me, where I do wear, where I use the weighted blankets,
00:51:11.260
Like Dan Crenshaw editing out my favorite jokes ever in his podcast.
00:51:14.440
I can't believe what, I can't believe it did it.
00:51:17.940
But just as a quick aside, I remember interviewing Bernie Goldberg one time on the Fox News and
00:51:36.640
I don't understand why that is actually an offensive word because it comes from the,
00:51:40.360
you know, Latin, it comes from the romance, all the romance languages come from Latin.
00:51:49.140
And, you know, my wife and I have actually volunteered with special needs people.
00:51:54.980
So it's just when people tell us, like, you can't say it.
00:51:56.420
I'm like, I have watched mentally retarded people call other people retarded.
00:52:01.660
Like, this is something I, but you guys wouldn't know because you don't hang around.
00:52:04.040
And they're not offended if you say someone mentally handicapped, which is now offensive
00:52:10.620
Do you want to hear the joke that was in Ben Crenshaw's podcast?
00:52:15.740
He was talking about mirroring, or he was talking about reflecting a psychological term
00:52:21.340
I think he said they're reflecting what the right does.
00:52:25.260
So now I want the world to hear it because it wasn't a joke that I wrote.
00:52:27.940
It was just something I said as an aside, and we had to pause the whole thing.
00:52:30.560
He said, you know, Democrats are doing this, they're reflecting.
00:52:32.720
I said, yeah, I believe it's a psychological term.
00:52:35.060
You know, when I did social studies, they call it mirroring, where you're actually mirroring
00:52:38.500
people's emotions, and sometimes you're matching their intensity.
00:52:40.540
I said, I actually, as a boss, I govern by projection.
00:52:43.080
I just yell at everyone for having a small penis.
00:52:49.400
Like, someone's going to be offended about me joking that I have a small wiener for crying out loud.
00:52:56.860
I would have thought, I mean, he's from Houston, right?
00:52:58.920
I would have thought Dan Crenshaw would have been, like, Texas humor, they can take anything.
00:53:05.940
Just yesterday, we were watching something, my wife and I, I can't remember, I can't remember
00:53:10.280
But I was watching, I said, oh, that's the guy.
00:53:14.400
I said, that's the guy from Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
00:53:18.860
It was a guy who had a guest role in one episode on Sabrina the Teenage Witch as a teacher.
00:53:27.200
When I was at the YAF, the national YAF conference, you know, this is where people,
00:53:32.680
It distracts me because I look out into the crowd and I can see faces and I can remember
00:53:37.060
exactly where I was when I met them, what they were wearing, who was with me, but I can
00:53:55.500
They featured her on 60 Minutes a few years ago.
00:53:58.700
They found like, I don't know if it's if it's only like six people in the United States
00:54:04.660
You can say, Mary Lou, November 2nd, 1978, and she can tell you what she was wearing that
00:54:11.320
day, what the temperature was, what time the sun set, everything about the day.
00:54:15.140
She's got a photographic memory for every detail of her life on any given day.
00:54:21.140
And I emerged from my interview with her and from the 60 Minutes piece thinking that is
00:54:28.480
That's also if it's just her life, that's a narcissist.
00:54:42.140
I need a friend like that in my life, because since my memory for those details is so poor,
00:54:46.320
I'll be talking to somebody who's got this thing, like not not like Mary Lou, but who's
00:54:51.820
And I'll be like, they'll be telling me a story about, you know, when we were in high
00:54:57.600
Like, it's like hearing the story for the first time.
00:55:04.060
Let's not talk about Alzheimer's because our potential president could have it.
00:55:09.980
Let's just hope he's still alive so we can find out.
00:55:16.060
Joe, if Joe Biden actually, and I don't think he's going to become president, but if he does,
00:55:18.940
he's definitely not living through the first term.
00:55:20.180
I mean, it was 70 something percent of Democrats didn't believe he would make it through his
00:55:23.420
That is that is a vote of no confidence, madam, if I've ever heard one.
00:55:28.020
Because because they think he's going to pass or because they think Kamala Harris is going
00:55:34.060
I know it was I think it was 72 or 78 percent of Democrats that they didn't think he would serve
00:55:40.020
So, yeah, they either think that he could, you know, I don't know, maybe someone will
00:55:42.360
turn on a microwave and he'll piss his pants, forget who he was for a second with the plate
00:55:46.440
Or maybe they think Kamala Harris will take him out.
00:55:48.780
I didn't see that subset of the polling questions, but a majority of Democrats don't believe he'll
00:55:56.260
Listen, obviously, these are the conversations people are having.
00:55:58.860
They're worried about his health and one way or the other.
00:56:01.040
And they wonder whether this is all set up by the Democrats to get her in to the presidential
00:56:05.560
seat as soon as possible, because, you know, he does seem, as Crystal Ball said the other
00:56:09.360
day, not at the apex of his authority or what was the second word?
00:56:24.080
Let me ask you about your approach to these subjects, because when I see your YouTube show,
00:56:28.760
which has got up for four million followers, it's huge.
00:56:32.320
Never mind, you know, election, you really have no third rails.
00:56:37.460
I mean, you mentioned some of them like I like to think I don't have as many, I guess,
00:56:41.760
But man, you make me look like an uptight Pollyanna.
00:56:44.540
I I can't believe you've been doing the Prophet Muhammad stuff.
00:56:52.200
And I I secretly admire your willingness because it is free speech.
00:56:56.340
You know, we were told by sort of radical Islam that if you even talk about Prophet Muhammad,
00:57:01.820
God forbid, depict Prophet Muhammad, you could be killed.
00:57:05.900
And you not only did the skit you just talked about, but I saw one where you're pretending
00:57:09.660
to be Bob Ross, the painter, and you were painting the Prophet Muhammad.
00:57:13.000
And it was very it was not it was not a laudatory presentation.
00:57:17.340
And I thought, oh, my God, this guy, he's fearless.
00:57:21.220
I mean, can may I ask you whether given what we saw at Charlie Hebdo, you know, the magazine
00:57:25.420
in France that that drew that published pictures, cartoonish pictures of the Prophet Muhammad.
00:57:29.440
And then he was and then and then they were killed.
00:57:41.020
Anyone here will tell you that I'm neurotic and I'm very, very fearful.
00:57:44.940
And I get so nervous before every single show that I do here in the studio and every single
00:57:51.700
There's always a moment right before where the lights go on.
00:57:55.980
And I'm just this what you can't see, but I'm putting my finger, my thumb together.
00:58:05.060
This is actually, I think, the only interview that I've done outside of my show for.
00:58:08.680
Gosh, I can't I can't remember when outside of like Ben Shapiro or a good friends when
00:58:13.900
I don't like fame, but I do feel compelled to at least be authentic and speak truth.
00:58:20.960
And listen, if someone says that you can't paint Mohammed, yeah, I can.
00:58:26.760
And I'm not just like I'm not going to be intimidated into voting for your candidate
00:58:36.260
When people call me a Nazi because I have a change my mind, you know, that we do a video
00:58:40.220
series and I say Donald Trump's not a racist, change my mind and I'm a Nazi.
00:58:43.040
But someone wants to actually support a religion that will behead me for simply painting a prophet.
00:58:49.340
And by the way, one thing, too, people need to understand, the show is a PG-13.
00:58:54.180
When I was doing standup comedy, one of the biggest arguments I'd ever gotten into at Fox
00:58:58.380
News was with Amy Schumer because I wrote a column on abstinence.
00:59:00.780
And she was furious because she thought it was judgmental.
00:59:06.220
Me talking about not having sex until I'm married.
00:59:13.440
And, you know, like, let's take Amy Schumer, for example, talking about blowing guys at
00:59:17.940
If I go and then all of a sudden I paint Mohammed and that's more offensive.
00:59:26.940
I did it because for people who haven't watched it, the sketch was Bob Ross doing it as an
00:59:33.580
homage to the beautiful religion that is Islam, blissfully unaware that he was committing
00:59:46.600
But of course, I'm always scared when I make those decisions.
00:59:51.240
I'm on like the top 25, the frequent flyer list.
00:59:58.580
If I were in Canada, I'd be concerned because I could be jailed.
01:00:01.580
And I have a friend right now who is before Human Rights Tribunal for a joke in Canada.
01:00:06.360
So to me, this is the only place in the world where freedom of speech actually exists.
01:00:11.680
And I say, I mean, just that it's the only place in the world where we have freedom of
01:00:15.180
It's absolute and it's enshrined in our constitution.
01:00:17.400
And if that means that I have to paint a few profits, so be it.
01:00:23.760
And, you know, she was helping make this Dutch filmmaker make a film about Islam that was
01:00:31.820
And he, Theo van Gogh, and he wound up with a fatwa, you know, like an order for his death,
01:00:37.460
stabbed into his chest with a knife and was killed.
01:00:41.120
And she, she's, she's had a fatwa against her now for being critical of Islam and walks
01:00:51.920
It's one thing to like, you know, thumb your nose is a cancel culture.
01:00:57.540
I mean, it isn't, I would say something I would do.
01:00:59.500
I just don't want to mess with people's religions in general.
01:01:01.460
But you're a comedian and comedians, they get, they get paid to think there's no sacred
01:01:10.800
But first, Black Rifle Coffee Company CEO and founder Evan Hafer started over after 20
01:01:16.940
years in the U.S. Army as an infantryman, special forces soldier, and CIA contractor.
01:01:22.380
See, Evan founded Black Rifle Coffee Company in 2014, along with his buddy, Army Ranger
01:01:27.600
Matt Best, as the combination of two passions, developing premium fresh roasted coffee and
01:01:33.740
honoring and supporting those who serve on the front lines.
01:01:36.820
Black Rifle Coffee Company has donated over 45,000 pounds of coffee or over 1 million cups
01:01:41.660
of coffee to soldiers deployed overseas and law enforcement officers, wildland firefighters
01:01:47.920
For every coffee purchase you make throughout the month of November, Black Rifle Coffee will
01:01:52.020
send a bag of our limited edition holiday roast to a service member currently deployed overseas.
01:02:02.920
This is a good opportunity to help yourself and someone else.
01:02:06.100
Being founded and operated by veterans, the team at BRCC knows what a quality cup of coffee
01:02:10.320
means to active duty troops spending the holidays away.
01:02:15.020
If you want to support the cause, go to blackriflecoffee.com slash MK today and check out the freshest coffee
01:02:21.120
The team has spent thousands of hours tasting, sourcing, and perfecting coffee from all over
01:02:25.460
Blackriflecoffee.com slash MK gets you 20% off coffee apparel and gear, as well as 20% off
01:02:39.040
So you go on college campuses and I like the name of it.
01:02:49.620
They don't change your mind, but they do come over to you and they'll talk to you.
01:02:53.320
And here's what we pulled one because we did one not too long ago on Amy Coney Barrett.
01:03:07.360
She wanted to argue with you about how Amy Coney Barrett should not get a hearing and
01:03:18.400
As a matter of fact, it would be a violation of American precedent and decorum to not confirm
01:03:23.600
So I guess what would you be, and I've heard this quite a bit, but I don't, I mean, she
01:03:30.340
goes against like so much of what, of so much of the progress that we've made from the Supreme
01:03:35.920
Court justice that she's going to be replacing.
01:03:43.500
But what does that have to do with confirming Amy Coney Barrett?
01:03:46.580
I don't think that she's the best fit to begin with.
01:03:49.080
So is that the litmus test for why we should not confirm a justice?
01:03:55.540
But okay, but the election year, but then I went back to the election.
01:03:57.120
But if you want to go deeper, then yeah, it's also that she's doesn't.
01:04:01.700
Have we addressed the election year, that there's 29 times precedent?
01:04:05.640
So this is your, so you don't like it, you don't feel good about it?
01:04:09.400
I told you that it was because of an election year.
01:04:12.300
Like, this year has been a mess for so many reasons, and I don't know why we couldn't
01:04:17.200
just wait a little bit longer to make that decision when someone's elected.
01:04:21.220
I guess the question becomes, again, you would have to justify, you'd have to rationalize
01:04:26.280
that reason, considering that it goes against precedent, waiting to nominate.
01:04:36.800
And if you're the Senate, you confirm or you reject.
01:04:56.160
You know, when you hit her with a fact, she was like, well, this is just how I feel.
01:04:58.700
Well, I just don't want it, which isn't an argument.
01:05:00.760
But I think it's to her benefit to be shorn up, right, to be pressed on her points
01:05:05.460
so she can either shore them up or abandon them, which she should, because you had her.
01:05:09.520
But it's pretty fearless of you to just go right into the belly of the beast with people
01:05:15.520
Like you should, by all rights and purposes, you should be feeling like they feel, right?
01:05:23.840
And you just are there armed with your fact, fact, fact, fact, fact.
01:05:31.080
And I've changed a lot of other people's minds.
01:05:37.360
We had one woman or young lady who was pro-abortion and told me that she had had an abortion,
01:05:45.900
She talked about why she didn't think it was wrong.
01:05:47.380
And then later she talked about how she was a Christian.
01:05:51.700
And I ended up with saying, and listen, I understand why you feel that way and how difficult it
01:05:57.020
But I also will tell you with confidence that you're going to see your baby's face in heaven
01:06:02.120
She came back on the show a week later and said that she entirely changed her opinion
01:06:08.280
These conversations, we've also done them on the street.
01:06:12.120
Just recently when we did the one about Charlottesville, the very fine people, there was a professor
01:06:16.620
from Brookhaven, a professor of political science who actually didn't know Donald Trump's
01:06:21.540
So the whole idea of Change My Mind is it's not a debate.
01:06:24.660
You know, I've had Naomi Wolf on the show and we've had some pretty big name leftist
01:06:29.580
So it becomes harder and harder to get them to actually come on the show for a debate.
01:06:33.520
And I'm very clear, like, hey, listen, I have an opposing point of view.
01:06:37.880
Change My Mind really was sort of spawned in, I hate to say this, but the anti-Fox news where
01:06:43.800
my friend and I were sitting going, you know what, we were just talking about politics.
01:06:49.480
Oh, because you have commercial breaks and people have to get in, they have to score
01:06:54.340
And then we go to, we go to, you know, a reverse mortgage with Tom Selleck.
01:06:58.740
And I just said, what if we just let people talk?
01:07:01.360
And there's also, these are also very different conversations when you're having people who
01:07:05.920
aren't political pundits, uh, rationalize their position.
01:07:10.100
These are not people who are coming in to make sure that they don't lose so that they still
01:07:14.460
have a contributorship status, or they still have some kind of senior fellow status at a think
01:07:19.740
So a criticism that I have heard people say is, well, why do you go to college campuses?
01:07:23.340
Well, half of them have not been on college campuses.
01:07:27.940
And that's very different from the actual formal debates we've hosted on our show.
01:07:33.200
Um, and I would love to do more, uh, debates actually.
01:07:35.720
We've tried to do a change my mind professor edition or host formal debates on college campuses
01:07:45.580
We've said, no, obviously I'm not going to debate a professor who's, for example, like
01:07:49.360
a geologist on, uh, I'll go in and go, I don't know, sedimentary igneous.
01:07:54.260
No, but social studies professor or a political science professor where we would like to do
01:08:06.500
That's what I'll, I will do it with no tomorrow on the stage because I think his ideas are
01:08:10.760
silly and I wouldn't expect to, to, to score points or win, but change my mind is very
01:08:16.880
It is more so designed to be a tool for people in the real world, uh, to be able to have
01:08:22.460
these conversations with people at a dinner table, at a park, maybe at a business function.
01:08:26.760
And sometimes, you know, they don't always go well, they get heated.
01:08:28.880
We have people come in and they, you know, whip stuff at us or they break the table, but
01:08:33.080
for the most part, they're, they're, they're, they're pretty productive.
01:08:35.600
And so I hope people recognize that it's by design that it's different.
01:08:39.160
And, uh, but how do you get over the, I don't know, I don't know how to put this, but sort
01:08:44.460
of the instinct to claim offense, to claim that they've been victimized by you.
01:08:50.440
You know, when you go to these third rail places, it's, it is whether intended to be
01:08:55.820
And I, I know you got some of that blowback when you did, um, there, there's no such thing
01:09:00.540
as rape culture and, and some of the women, and even some of the guys who came over were
01:09:06.460
I know people have been raped or a woman said I have been raped and I don't, and I have several
01:09:13.420
Are you feeling like I'm uncomfortable or what is that?
01:09:19.400
Cause, um, I'm not in the business of ascribing intent.
01:09:24.800
And I will tell you though, from, from my point of view comes from a place of empathy.
01:09:29.240
And when someone says I've been raped, I'll say, oh my gosh, I can't, that's, that's horrible.
01:09:35.660
And I want to talk with them and I want to console them, but that doesn't mean that we
01:09:41.160
I don't feel guilty if I'm not going out there to insult people.
01:09:44.200
When I say rape culture in the United States is a myth, I mean, rape culture is a myth.
01:09:49.540
And if you think I'm wrong, you are free to change my mind.
01:09:51.960
When I say that Donald Trump is the best president of the modern American era, I mean it.
01:09:56.880
When I say that, uh, Donald Trump isn't racist, or when I say, uh, um, uh, I can't, uh, the
01:10:02.840
second, I'm pro, one of them is just, I'm pro second amendment or I'm pro life.
01:10:07.520
And it's not, it's not me going out there to try and just piss you off.
01:10:14.080
And, and the idea is it forces, we don't learn the Socratic method.
01:10:19.880
They're actually objecting to that in some universities.
01:10:23.420
I mean, they walk you down the path of your own logic until you slam, you know, head
01:10:28.260
first into the brick wall of logic and realize you've failed.
01:10:30.860
And then like a mouse in a, in a maze, you have to back up and try another lane.
01:10:34.700
And then finally at the end, you get the cheese if you're smart enough to figure it out.
01:10:39.740
It's insane to me that they're trying to get rid of the Socratic method because the
01:10:42.320
snowflakes makes them feel bad when they hit the wall.
01:10:49.840
Um, just, you know, I did this video where I was asking people about the Charlottesville fine
01:10:53.140
people on both sides and none of them had heard that Donald Trump condemned neo-Nazis
01:10:57.520
When I showed them that clip, they said, well, it still doesn't change my mind, but there
01:11:00.380
was a professor there who was waiting on us interviewing people on the street.
01:11:03.100
And this is getting harder to do, Megan, probably like you've experienced this because people
01:11:06.740
recognize me, you know, I don't quite have the financial cushion that you do or the ability
01:11:12.560
Hide behind my basketball hoop and my above ground pool.
01:11:15.140
But I go out there, I have a bulletproof vest a lot of the time and I'm recognized a lot.
01:11:24.300
And I think it was, uh, my audio guy here, audio, was it Brookhaven?
01:11:28.560
It was, it was a community college in Texas, a well-regarded community college.
01:11:33.340
So he'd been waiting, watching me interview other people.
01:11:35.920
And I really didn't want to interview him because I wasn't looking to get into an argument.
01:11:39.420
I was looking to see if people had actually, uh, heard the entire context of the Donald
01:11:44.420
And I said, okay, come on up professor of politics.
01:11:46.700
And he said, I think that Donald Trump is bad, uh, and everything that he's done.
01:11:49.840
And I said, really, what bothers you most about Donald Trump?
01:11:53.540
He goes, well, he, uh, you know, he hasn't really helped the Kurds there in Turkey.
01:12:02.500
So were you, um, I guess you were supportive of George W. Bush in Iraq.
01:12:08.280
Now I said, wasn't there something about like biochemical gassing or the Kurds and Saddam Hussein?
01:12:12.820
He goes, yeah, but I wouldn't, you know, that we shouldn't have been there to destabilize it.
01:12:15.500
I said, okay, so you were against doing anything there and helping the Kurds, but today you think
01:12:21.560
I said, okay, well, listen, that's a position you can hold.
01:12:23.300
I don't know that I necessarily agree with you.
01:12:28.640
Again, this is a guy who's a professor of politics.
01:12:30.520
He said, you know, I don't think he's done a damn thing for the middle class.
01:12:32.860
I said, what about the fact that the average household wage has gone up?
01:12:35.940
Lowest number that you'll hear cited, 4,000 up to $5,000 in the three and a half years.
01:12:42.100
I said that the average American pays $1,600 to $1,800 less in taxes.
01:12:46.860
And I said, okay, let's assume that what I'm telling you right now is 3.5% unemployment,
01:12:52.780
I said, let's assume that everything right now I'm telling you is true, that I'm not lying.
01:12:58.740
He goes, well, well, those would be some good points.
01:13:02.440
And I don't know what happened when he went home.
01:13:04.560
And I don't know how he moderates debates in his political science class with his students,
01:13:10.680
And these are the people who are teaching our kids.
01:13:18.940
I over-prepare always because I assume I'm going to be caught flat-footed.
01:13:23.940
I assume that the next guy knows more than I do.
01:13:30.980
And that's where we're like, well, not my president.
01:13:37.020
And how is there a way that I can maybe lead somebody down this branch?
01:13:40.880
And then you realize that there are professors in this country who are just a stump.
01:13:49.300
I mean, it's bad enough to have them in academia.
01:13:50.900
But I think for a long time, people revered U.S. senator.
01:13:54.100
You know, you got to have your stuff together to be a U.S. senator.
01:13:56.260
And then you find out, oh, my God, so wrong, so wrong.
01:13:58.660
And now, having spent all these years in news, having met so many lawmakers, some are great.
01:14:02.780
Some are dumb as a rock, box of rocks, the boxies everywhere, congressional boxy.
01:14:11.380
And it really, it's what really got me thinking several years ago about how these guys are
01:14:18.180
Every once in a while, you get somebody who's really smart, or at least a deep thinker,
01:14:23.340
Like Rand Paul is somebody who I think is smart and really thinks about issues and tries to
01:14:29.360
He may or may not be your cup of tea, but you can't say he's not a thinker.
01:14:33.040
I make fun of Rand Paul a lot, but he's been on the show a lot.
01:14:35.740
So in the election, the 2016, the primaries, I just called him toilet brush head because
01:14:40.620
I find his head looks like a toilet brush, you know, those white toilet brushes.
01:14:50.880
John Kasich probably will never be on the show.
01:14:58.080
I think he's a guy who can't be bought or sold.
01:15:05.040
I apologize with my mansplaining, but I'm always interested as you.
01:15:16.140
So you tell me if you get into legal hot water.
01:15:18.960
So particularly it was Fox and Friends in the Morning.
01:15:32.760
And she ran the whole show, like the whole wardrobe department.
01:15:45.620
But I was saying like it happened like guys get sexually harassed, too.
01:15:50.580
He kind of looks like the lead singer from Simple Plan.
01:15:54.740
And we actually we talked about the IDF and Krav Maga and stuff.
01:16:03.600
Well, listen, if anyone's seen my ass, it's not hard to grab a handful.
01:16:08.700
It's like I constantly look like a like a catcher in the ready position.
01:16:15.240
And people are paying big money for that these days.
01:16:21.640
But I find it disgusting when women are actually just working their ass at the gym.
01:16:25.580
I just like now they've created these isolation machines so that people can just have disproportionately
01:16:37.120
If you if you want to work on that, let me tell you, I went to see my dermatologist.
01:16:40.080
I get like the full body mole check once a year, you know, and they take pictures of
01:16:47.140
And the dermatologist actually said to me because he's one of those cosmetic dermatologists
01:16:52.420
He actually said to me, you know, we have this machine that we can connect to your butt
01:16:58.260
and it like vigorously moves your butt cheeks and it makes them hard.
01:17:04.100
It's like it gives it's like the equivalent of like a month long of like butt squeezes and
01:17:10.380
Without doing any of the exercise, you can put them on your abs.
01:17:19.360
Did he say the thing about this machine is it's my hands?
01:17:25.740
I would imagine that wouldn't surprise me if he did that.
01:17:27.980
That just sounds like the old the old fitness belt.
01:17:30.180
Remember, they used to do like you'd stand like that.
01:17:36.240
After they take the pictures of the moles, they make like a photo album for you of all
01:17:41.060
your moles so that you can keep an eye on them year to year.
01:17:43.600
And I'm like, OK, I guess this is what I have to do.
01:17:46.940
So what I didn't remember is that, again, my assistant, Abby, she opens all my mail.
01:18:00.740
There's a place in Dallas called Cooper Clinic.
01:18:02.720
The guy actually, I think, invented, I guess, the term aerobic exercise.
01:18:09.620
And that was actually the only the closest I came to, like, crying on air because I found
01:18:17.420
My father had melanoma on his temple, which is a really, really bad place to get it.
01:18:23.460
And I remember I got called and I had walked out of the studio and we were starting really
01:18:27.260
And he said, hey, can you grab a couple of minutes?
01:18:30.040
And my mom and him on the phone, he said, just so you know, I have skin cancer and it's
01:18:36.680
And so then I thought, oh, OK, it's not a big deal.
01:18:40.920
It was melanoma and it was on his temple and it had already spread.
01:18:45.060
And I was right about before we go to live and I just started.
01:18:48.480
And then I kind of, you know, OK, pick it up and do the show.
01:18:52.340
And what we did was we did the cancer joke off where I joked about when we referred to
01:18:58.120
my father as Kim Jong Un for about two years because they, you know, where they cut the
01:19:06.040
And we had my dad select his favorite joke about cancer.
01:19:09.600
So when people tell me that something's off limits, it's like, listen, I don't think
01:19:13.660
This is the way that we process and deal with this.
01:19:16.040
Also, if we were still in Canada, my dad would probably be dead.
01:19:20.380
And the only reason he wasn't in within 12 hours to get it removed was because it was
01:19:26.220
I think it was a Saturday and then Sunday they weren't performing the procedures.
01:19:30.000
I've had people with stage four lung cancer relatives.
01:19:32.940
An aunt, actually, I've had several relatives who had serious cancer, but I had an aunt that
01:19:37.100
it took her several months to get diagnosed with stage four lung cancer in Canada.
01:19:42.200
And then it took her another six weeks to see a doctor to find out what the treatment
01:19:45.740
would be for her stage four lung cancer, which spread.
01:19:48.440
So when people talk about socialized health care in Canada, I go, well, listen, if you're
01:19:56.360
Well, I have a dad who's still alive because of American health care.
01:19:59.760
Do you want to hear what his favorite joke was?
01:20:04.880
This is what my dad was crowdsourced and it was a doctor call.
01:20:11.460
It's my dad selected this guy goes into the doctor and the doctor says, I have some really
01:20:22.600
First off, oh, boy, says, and you have Alzheimer's.
01:20:26.040
And the guy pauses intensity and he thinks for a second, he goes, well, I guess it could
01:20:42.500
So if people want to judge, don't tell me what's off limits.
01:20:45.480
We call it because he had cancer in his temple.
01:20:50.040
I believe in the use of humor to get yourself through tough times.
01:20:54.000
One of the things that's so awful about cancel culture is it's crackdown on comedy.
01:20:57.560
By the way, before we move off of socialized medicine and how it can be really dangerous,
01:21:02.180
We don't have those problems here in the United States, Canadian Debbie.
01:21:04.380
I would get you great health care if you just move here to make sure your whole family
01:21:11.680
You go to like the comedy cellar here in New York and it's like I try to think of the
01:21:19.640
It's like I don't get how we've gotten to this place where everything has to be offensive.
01:21:29.000
And even the ones who are paid to to entertain us on late night television, they don't even
01:21:36.800
I mean, all they want to do is sort of, you know, politics in our face.
01:21:38.940
I just feel like what we're doing to each other is insane.
01:21:42.520
The people who are supposed to be funny are lecturing us.
01:21:45.180
And the people who are supposed to be laughing are lecturing us.
01:21:48.680
And the normal people are sitting there saying, am I the crazy one?
01:21:52.440
Maybe maybe I am just offensive in everything I do.
01:21:57.800
And, you know, there's a difference between being vulgar.
01:22:01.280
You know, you can have Stephen Colbert calling our president president's mouth Putin's cock
01:22:06.560
But where is he making any jokes about Joe Biden?
01:22:10.280
For example, going back to Justin Trudeau, we did a silly little sketch.
01:22:14.080
People got really mad where I was as Justin Trudeau.
01:22:16.920
And by the way, my Justin Trudeau costume, it's literally just a giant vagina costume.
01:22:21.620
That's Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is a suit and then a vagina costume with a Canadian flag
01:22:36.620
So we're like, well, people and I'll see a big, you know, so we did this fake sketch
01:22:42.040
You know, you see these things on YouTube all the time, but it was Justin Trudeau and
01:22:46.200
he was applying activated charcoal to his face.
01:22:49.380
And so by the end of it, the makeup tutorial is him inadvertently going in full blackface
01:22:55.980
Now, listen, there's nothing vulgar about that.
01:22:58.240
And by the way, this is a guy who did blackface like 29 times.
01:23:06.420
Amy Shimmer, I'm so drunk and I go, dog, you sell.
01:23:10.520
But the stuff that but painting Muhammad as Bob Ross in something that should be rated
01:23:23.780
The third rails are opinions that you are not allowed to express.
01:23:27.260
And so people are often surprised where they go, I can't let my kid watch your show.
01:23:31.820
Well, you know, you do some stuff like a what was it?
01:23:39.000
Now, there are some things that kids shouldn't see.
01:23:40.540
But the truth is, it's actually more family friendly, but it offends far more people.
01:23:44.960
Amy Schumer didn't have NBC, Universal, Vox try to get them erased from the biggest online
01:23:52.580
That didn't happen with Stephen Colbert because they're trying to, they're pretenders.
01:23:57.500
They're pretending as though they're being edgy.
01:23:59.680
And really what they're just doing is they're looking for their audience of trained seals
01:24:05.140
When we go and we do a show, until this year, we do the Halloween Spooktacular.
01:24:10.160
And often they'll want me to go and speak at a podium and we'll have a writer and they'll
01:24:17.100
And a laser light show because it's an actual, like it's, it's a, it's a comedy show and
01:24:22.680
We really try and make it fun, have a party on campus.
01:24:25.180
Um, but we don't have someone with an applause sign.
01:24:28.540
And so when people watch it live stream, you can hear what jokes land and what jokes don't.
01:24:35.360
And by the way, there are people there from every, every ethnicity you can imagine, every
01:24:43.520
I think that the old way of, of doing, uh, this kind of programming is dead.
01:24:51.020
Uh, I recently spoke with someone at Bloomberg because I was trying to promote the event
01:24:57.320
And, um, he wrote in the article that like a shock, shock, like Rush Limbaugh.
01:25:01.040
I specifically told him, I said, I didn't grow up with Rush Limbaugh because we didn't
01:25:05.320
I said, I grew up idolizing people like David Letterman.
01:25:08.420
And so I always described my show to people, uh, everyone, everyone at Fox News and I was
01:25:12.740
there like, Oh, we need a conservative daily show.
01:25:15.980
We just need any show that's actually entertaining from someone who happens to be conservative.
01:25:19.520
My show would be most comparable to David Letterman meets like mid-era Howard Stern meets John
01:25:31.600
He's Stossel is one of, he's one of my favorites.
01:25:33.700
I'll give you, so we know him and his wife pretty well and they live near, not far from
01:25:38.420
And, um, I'll, I'll tell you one funny story about Stossel.
01:25:41.900
He, after the birth of one of my kids, he came by my desk and gave my assistant again,
01:25:47.320
Abby, uh, all these bottles and like pacifiers and stuff.
01:25:58.340
He's like, it was a, it's a bunch of stuff they say causes cancer, but we, we don't think
01:26:02.860
We did a segment and, you know, take care for God's sake.
01:26:08.900
Like it's a bunch of toys that some people say cause cancer.
01:26:13.720
Even with that, I'm going to hand you this gift bag.
01:26:17.480
He, um, and he wasn't even going to tell me, he wasn't even going to tell me or tell
01:26:22.260
I was like, I was going to give it to all my kids.
01:26:31.360
We just recently asked him to be on the show a few times.
01:26:44.160
His wife is a brilliant New York city psychiatrist.
01:26:47.340
And the two of them together, like a comedy routine, because she's very open and honest
01:26:52.940
And he's like constantly like kind of offended.
01:26:56.480
And, um, we'll be sitting at their house for dinner.
01:26:58.920
And you know how, like when somebody comes over for dinner and you're kind of
01:27:01.340
ready for the dinner to end and you kind of try to wind it up politely, not Stossel.
01:27:06.560
You'll be in the middle of the dinner and he'll say, I'm going upstairs and I'm going
01:27:16.720
And now my husband, Doug, and I call it the Stossel.
01:27:20.980
Like the night's over before you had, you had no warning.
01:27:28.760
I won't really kick people out of the house, but I'll say somebody like, Oh, really missed
01:27:32.880
And I'll say, I, I, you know, I would have been there, but I didn't want to.
01:27:39.920
And that's what's most, most things, most of the time I'd rather just either be home
01:27:45.540
When people, people like if I had, this is what people understand when I was sitting on
01:27:48.960
the, on our porch, like a small cottage on the lake in Michigan where we go in the summer
01:27:53.760
and I was having a cigar and I was reading the book.
01:27:55.060
I said, if I were a, the world's first trillionaire, this is what I'd be doing.
01:28:00.260
And I think that's also what's, what's sort of put me in this position where there's, there's
01:28:04.840
really nothing anyone can, first off, people don't have anything on me.
01:28:09.680
I'll tell you right now, never sexually harassed anyone in my life.
01:28:15.500
People, if you find nude pictures, probably me when I was on the road, my wife and I like
01:28:20.980
There's nothing that anyone can offer me that I'll say, Oh, they don't need that.
01:28:26.320
They come after you for your segments on the air, right?
01:28:30.620
We know about this in media as ad mageddon when YouTube slapped your hand and took away
01:28:35.540
your ability to make money off of your YouTube show, uh, by de monetizing your show.
01:28:40.580
Basically they said, all right, you can stay on YouTube.
01:28:43.080
You can stay on YouTube, but you can't have ads to support you, to support the show.
01:28:47.500
And that was in response to, just so the viewers understand the listeners, um, you had a fight
01:28:52.220
with this guy, Carlos Maza of Vox where he said he felt harassed because you had called
01:28:59.660
And YouTube at first said, we don't see anything problematic.
01:29:03.020
And then they bowed, but he had been, he had been given it to you.
01:29:12.040
That was something that was listed actually articles like, and he referred to him as that
01:29:19.340
So keep in mind, no, it wasn't just this guy who you're mentioning, Carlos Maza, he happened
01:29:24.260
to host some Vox shows, uh, but we've criticized Vox, right?
01:29:28.260
And again, we're picking, we're picking a fight with someone far bigger than us, Vox, NBC
01:29:33.520
That's one of the biggest media conglomerates in the world.
01:29:35.320
And we would criticize their videos in some of them.
01:29:40.140
And so there were a series of videos criticizing Vox.
01:29:42.780
A lot of them involved him because it kind of made him their go-to for a while.
01:29:47.160
And also we made the same exact kinds of videos criticizing Samantha Bee, Trevor Noah, Stephen
01:29:52.680
Uh, so it's not like it was unique and people say, Oh, there's some ad hominem.
01:29:58.500
But it wasn't targeted harassing and, and, and bullying.
01:30:00.920
Uh, and so even YouTube, what happened there was even YouTube had to say, Susan Wojcicki,
01:30:05.760
the CEO, and this has never happened before said, well, we looked at the content.
01:30:10.740
And the reason why is because when you look at a 15 minute video, and if I happen to in
01:30:14.400
an, you know, toss in an aside where I make fun of the presenter, which is what I do.
01:30:18.480
I mean, I think I've teased you and I've teased myself in this show, but that's not, that's
01:30:23.540
That's not the entirety of the content of this show.
01:30:25.740
YouTube had to say, these videos were clearly, uh, transformative where Stephen was criticizing
01:30:30.980
the ideas and presenting sources, you know, against Vox.
01:30:33.760
And so they said, we didn't violate any policies, uh, but they had to appease a social justice
01:30:39.220
And so they just demonetized us, which was totally unprecedented.
01:30:42.380
And I'll tell you what, when that phone call happened, uh, when they called me, it was some
01:30:48.480
people at YouTube, I've never spoken with Susan Wojcicki, uh, but some people at YouTube
01:30:51.720
called, they were reading this prefab statement and it sounded like they were about to say, and
01:30:57.980
And, uh, I, I thought I might be having a heart attack.
01:31:02.060
The room started spinning, um, because I had done, I had already spoken with YouTube for
01:31:05.820
a very long time, by the way, knew that I was well within the bounds, what was considered,
01:31:16.860
And I thought, oh no, they're going to do this because of the mob.
01:31:21.180
And, uh, the room started spinning and I started getting a shortness of breath and I had
01:31:25.380
to lay back down the bed and they said, so this is why we're demonetizing you click.
01:31:32.420
And then I just, then I decided, uh, I came here to a meeting with everyone and everyone
01:31:36.100
was really scared of the studio and I employ like 15 people here.
01:31:40.660
And, uh, I told them, Hey, listen, is this going to give, put a dent?
01:31:43.960
But the bulk of our revenue comes from people who joined mug club, you know, it's our paying
01:31:57.400
And I wrote that 16 minute apology video, uh, of which just included every offensive thing
01:32:03.840
And we actually wrote new ones and, um, we released it.
01:32:13.000
I think I said, uh, uh, like, I'm sorry for, and my producer who's a biracialist, I'm sorry
01:32:18.460
for, uh, telling quarter black that he was not black enough to be black, not white enough
01:32:25.040
The pain that you suffer never truly being accepted in either culture is far worse than
01:32:35.400
And I just went and it was, if you people can find this, it's a 20 minute video of insulting
01:32:41.200
And because I didn't go out and I don't hate Carlos Maza, you know what, he tried to start
01:32:46.640
And, uh, everyone said, you gotta, you gotta do something.
01:32:49.660
Hey, the guy went on his own because he got fired.
01:32:51.500
And I said, I wish him well, you know, the guy's trying.
01:32:56.060
Well, it's like, listen, sometimes you cause it.
01:32:58.380
I, I, the number of things that I have been called by, by various people, if I wanted to
01:33:02.740
have them all canceled, you know, I can't imagine there'd probably be at least 200 people I'd
01:33:08.440
If I, if I had the power, I just don't have any interest in it.
01:33:11.800
It's not to say I like to be insulted or I like some of the names that have come my way.
01:33:15.740
But I mean, and I remember just even with Trump, when he was calling me a bimbo and all
01:33:18.720
this other stuff that was coming out of Breitbart that began with C and all this,
01:33:21.660
all those words and people say, you have to respond, you have to respond.
01:33:27.400
What other people think of me is none of my business and I'm not the thought police and
01:33:31.920
And I am strong enough to ignore this and move on going on as, as my sister-in-law, Diane,
01:33:40.060
Uh, she always asks, is this something I can completely ignore and go on leading my beautiful
01:33:46.320
And honestly, when somebody calling you mean words, I can't think of a situation where the answer
01:33:50.340
to that would be anything other than, yes, I can.
01:33:56.900
You know, I will say there's, there's a little bit of, uh, and, and, and before you jump on
01:34:00.840
me, a little bit of female privilege there and that there's something a little bit different
01:34:06.280
So I'll tell you what, I genuinely don't get offended.
01:34:12.040
People, I had a, a, a transgender autistic person in the Letterman jacket, throw a homeless
01:34:26.580
I believe autistic because they had a fidget spinnery, a transgender, uh, autistic black
01:34:31.920
person in a Letterman's jacket, steal a homeless person, a hobo's lunchbox and throw it at
01:34:38.180
me and YouTube demonetized the video because I laughed at this person.
01:34:43.020
I laughed at this person because this person goes, Oh, you know what?
01:34:48.540
And I just, I laughed like it's, this is a man with a shaved head and a Letterman's
01:34:54.200
And he's throwing a homeless man's lunchbox at me.
01:34:56.740
And my laugh was considered hate speech anyway.
01:35:00.820
So in other words, I can just, I'll, I'll, if you want, uh, I think I need to get your
01:35:06.600
It's called when transgenders attack because I was literally attacked by this transgender
01:35:10.440
This transgender person stole a homeless person, like a pencil case, but it had his, uh, his
01:35:14.920
lunch in it and whipped it at me when I was at a table doing change my mind and me
01:35:19.240
laughing at this person shuffling off in platform heels was considered, uh, mocking his
01:35:29.200
I think, I think most people have a very high threshold for offense.
01:35:33.060
I think the average American is like, eh, I'm fine.
01:35:35.900
And I think this is one of the reasons why the left loses its mind again by left.
01:35:41.320
I mean, established left over there on the far left.
01:35:45.180
I have lots of friends in that category who don't feel this way, but that's, that's why
01:35:51.580
The left does when people don't get offended when Trump says this, or he says that, or, you
01:35:56.160
know, some Republican, it's always a Republican says something that's borderline quote offensive
01:36:02.060
And then they're like, you too are a bunch of bigots.
01:36:04.240
It's like, I just, you know, what's what my offense is that I wasn't offended enough.
01:36:15.220
And that's why I think the message sort of falls on deaf ears.
01:36:17.360
But to go back to what I was saying about the female privilege, let me explain this a little
01:36:20.200
bit for people who are so open to, uh, all sexual lifestyles.
01:36:27.400
Um, I don't think anyone has ever been called in the word.
01:36:29.920
I use this word Jew fag more than myself, just because I support Israel and apparently
01:36:34.300
the gay insults like, Oh, you're quick to weaponize sexuality.
01:36:36.980
And by the way, it doesn't really insult me because I don't have a problem with anyone
01:36:42.640
But what did bother me is, um, and I almost shouldn't say this because people say it gets
01:36:46.980
under your skin, but I have a great wife who told me, listen, just, I understand
01:36:50.360
where you're coming from, but don't worry about me.
01:36:54.060
You asked me about that earlier and I noticed that you paused and I said, hopefully soon
01:36:57.840
Well, um, the truth is my wife and I have been trying to have children for a long time
01:37:00.920
and, uh, I can talk about it now because I've talked about this on air, but, um, we
01:37:05.420
found out that my wife had an issue and not like Lana Dunham has every single issue when
01:37:10.200
Like my wife actually had to have a surgery, uh, for scar tissue.
01:37:13.820
She has, we found out she had endometriosis and she had some issues going on.
01:37:16.820
And then when she came out of a procedure, actually recently, she, uh, was paralyzed
01:37:20.580
from the waist down because of a reaction to the anesthesia.
01:37:23.720
But what really bothered me, um, and now we're doing IVF and as Christians, we're doing it
01:37:28.000
in a way where we only fertilize the embryo that will be implanted.
01:37:30.500
So before people send their hate mail, it's something we've looked into quite a bit, but
01:37:39.980
He's married to a beautiful wife and he won't even give her children.
01:37:44.140
And until now where people kind of know, because we've talked about IVF and I've wanted
01:37:48.980
to, to be, uh, you know, I've wanted to let our audience in on that and educate them.
01:37:53.700
I never talked about it because it was private and I'm not going to throw my wife under the
01:37:58.800
My wife has, you know, whatever it is, both the pelvis or whatever the medical terminology
01:38:04.340
And it really bothered me because my wife reads the comments.
01:38:07.860
And I say that because, you know, it's, I think it's a little bit different as a woman.
01:38:13.260
You get mad, but you don't want to tear someone's head off in the same way as a protector and
01:38:19.980
And it was something that I can't protect her from other than saying, don't read it.
01:38:27.900
Because I, I was like, I, I, I signed up for this and she didn't.
01:38:31.880
And that is something that has always bothered me.
01:38:34.740
Um, but I've really learned to, uh, to, to get past it because my wife has said, it doesn't
01:38:44.540
I think my, I think my husband, Doug can relate to your feelings as well.
01:38:51.940
I remember, um, he, he was saying it's, it's easier for him to be criticized than to hear
01:39:03.120
Doug, Doug can take it if you attack him, but he gets upset.
01:39:05.800
He gets upset at the really nasty slings and arrows that come my way.
01:39:08.960
But I would say over time he's gotten used to them and I'm sure, you know, Hillary, she'll,
01:39:14.220
Can I just applaud you though for, for one second?
01:39:16.280
Cause I appreciate you talking about the infertility issue.
01:39:21.880
And then it really, it does make women feel somehow like they failed when they can't get
01:39:28.240
I mean, I, I went through this myself and I've actually never talked about it publicly,
01:39:31.920
but, um, I felt too, like I was a failure because you grow up now.
01:39:37.020
I know you and your wife waited, um, to, to have sex until you got married, which I think
01:39:41.400
But like, you didn't have this worry about getting, getting pregnant prior to wedlock.
01:39:46.700
You know, I, I, I didn't follow that same path.
01:39:50.040
So I, I always, I was one of those people who was like, oh my God, the first time I have
01:39:55.000
Like I'm going to have, I'm like the most fertile person on earth.
01:39:57.580
And then when you get to the place in life where you actually want to have the babies
01:40:01.040
and you have any sort of trouble, which so many women do, especially because a lot of
01:40:04.000
us, not Hillary from the sound of it, but a lot of us wait until we're older.
01:40:10.760
Um, you find that you can't, or you're, or it's a, at least an issue.
01:40:24.260
And then I would go through a number of things where it wasn't me telling myself I had failed.
01:40:36.280
If you have it by C-section, it has to come out vaginally or it doesn't count.
01:40:41.060
I'm like, why the hell is everybody so interested in how my baby's going to come out of my body?
01:40:46.980
If you don't breastfeed the kid, you know, exclusively for all the time, you get formula.
01:40:51.400
Your child's not as good as mine and you're a bad person.
01:40:55.600
But I think the only way forward is to talk more about it.
01:40:58.480
There's no shame in having endometriosis or an issue that makes it difficult for you to get pregnant.
01:41:04.440
And I just feel like hopefully you guys have a good doctor.
01:41:06.820
But I feel like while this period of like trying feels interminable, once you have the baby, it's totally forgotten.
01:41:13.800
It's completely forgotten, you know, and then also completely joyful.
01:41:19.000
I didn't know that you hadn't spoken about that.
01:41:22.780
And after a while, you know, we had a miscarriage, which I think some people don't understand is devastating to the man as well.
01:41:32.180
When people say my body, my choice, well, that's absolutely true.
01:41:34.100
When I understand that my wife is dealing with something physically, a physical connection that I never will, but you have to understand that I was naming that child.
01:41:40.140
I was wondering if he was going to have my eyes or my wife's eyes.
01:41:42.320
I was wondering if it was going to be a boy or a girl.
01:41:44.900
You know, these were things like this is something that affects both people.
01:41:50.320
It doesn't mean that I experience everything that my wife does, but it does mean that we need to acknowledge and experience together and talk about it together so that we can heal from it together.
01:41:58.280
And I will say coming from the Christian perspective, I think it's important to tell people, especially, you know, young women, like, listen, you don't have a window forever.
01:42:07.440
And you don't even know if you're going to be able to get pregnant.
01:42:11.280
And we also shouldn't be asking, telling women like, oh, why don't you have a baby yet?
01:42:15.580
Because there could be a bunch of reasons as to why they don't.
01:42:19.180
And it doesn't mean that there are screeching feminazi who, you know, believe in overpopulation.
01:42:23.620
And so both things can be true at the same time.
01:42:27.000
And that's really the only reason I ever spoke about it and felt compelled to be authentic.
01:42:33.080
And, of course, I had to make sure that my wife was OK with it just because I think it's something that a lot of people suffer through alone.
01:42:41.420
I know how self-righteous it like celebrities like you are not alone.
01:42:44.120
And that happens anytime some celebrity, you know, ends up committing suicide with depression.
01:42:47.280
And so people come out and all of a sudden everyone has depression.
01:42:50.220
That's why I've talked about depression a lot on my show.
01:42:52.620
And I talk about it when there's no story in the news about depression.
01:43:03.380
And it's not this idea that, oh, you don't know what it's like.
01:43:08.060
I know exactly what it's like to struggle with depression.
01:43:13.780
But a lot of these people on the left who say don't let it define.
01:43:20.140
He's like, it is not something that defines you.
01:43:22.680
And then they tried to use it to define him, to make it, to make him completely impermeable
01:43:33.520
It's the fact that you said you met the Pope when you didn't.
01:43:38.240
It's a fact that you made up stories about people you've never met.
01:43:42.720
At times they never occurred in places that don't even exist, Joe.
01:43:46.640
So I bring this up because, hey, it's just a small part of me that I've struggled with.
01:43:50.140
I've talked about mental health before and depression.
01:43:52.420
And this is a small and I just try and be open.
01:43:54.880
Do you think that that's related to you being so funny?
01:44:01.460
And I do think there's a strain of depression in a lot of them.
01:44:04.360
But I think it's it's the flop to a great flip.
01:44:07.280
You know, it's like you get this great ability.
01:44:08.900
I don't know if it's nerves like you said you have at this at the top of your show.
01:44:12.480
But there's something in you that makes you quicker and more clever than the average person.
01:44:17.580
Maybe it's a defense mechanism, you know, from your discomfort.
01:44:20.600
And maybe part of that's driven by depression or I don't know, just some sort of struggle.
01:44:26.580
When I when I look at you and I look at a lot of the comedians I know who are on who can be sadder, who can be a little bit more sad than than the average Joe.
01:44:37.440
I think, listen, I think people who tend to go into the number one fear is public speaking.
01:44:41.940
I think they're wired a little bit differently.
01:44:47.540
So I also know people who are depressed and are wildly unfunny.
01:44:56.100
And I don't want to hear from go be depressed by yourself.
01:45:05.780
Well, listen, being being I will say this and I've talked about this before, if not for my faith.
01:45:11.140
And, you know, listen, I know I have a potty mouth sometimes.
01:45:14.960
If I weren't a Christian, I definitely would probably have killed myself.
01:45:18.200
So that's something understanding when people say, oh, are you saying that you're only doing this because God is watching?
01:45:23.920
I'm not saying that's why you do everything, but pretty much.
01:45:26.240
Yeah, I think that's I think that's a guardrail.
01:45:29.780
I think that as someone who has suffered with depression and a big part of depression is this, you know, this this meaninglessness that people understanding.
01:45:36.460
No, there is meaning and having seen a rhyme and a reason to my life and knowing that that I can't see what's around the bend and only God does.
01:45:45.840
And listen, there's also medication that enters the equation for me really more so is is is speaking with a professional.
01:45:51.760
And what I did find was this wonderful woman who's more of an executive psychologist.
01:45:57.840
So someone who works with like high level athletes, someone who works with, you know, executives of successful companies, because I tell you what, one time I went into a shrink.
01:46:07.660
I went in and I said, what are you, you know, what are your what are your big problems?
01:46:16.160
I said, you know, it's just one of those things.
01:46:17.760
I can't make a mistake because I have millions of people watching me.
01:46:21.940
And, you know, there's a security issue in the back of my mind because people want to kill me.
01:46:25.960
And I know that this psychologist thought it was delusional, paranoid delusion thinks millions of people are watching him.
01:46:33.620
I have a show where we have tens of millions of people.
01:46:39.780
So sometimes what we do, Megan, is and I don't mean that this is certainly not an elitist thing, but just our job is very different.
01:46:48.800
I mean, you know, most people who work a job, they have to perform for their boss.
01:46:57.720
And really, the people who would have the most in common with that would probably be bosses themselves because they have to perform to make sure that all their employees are paid and professional athletes who have to perform for big crowds of people.
01:47:09.220
And there's a reason that it's a different kind of psychotherapy that helps those kinds of people.
01:47:18.480
And I think it's it's it's really helped improve my quality of life.
01:47:21.740
But, yeah, without without the true north, without, you know, my my my faith.
01:47:27.080
And when I say that, I mean, faith, I'm a Christian, Jesus Christ.
01:47:32.480
Like people say, I know that I would be a lot worse off.
01:47:41.020
I I mean, I've definitely had a rough five years.
01:47:47.080
But things get crazy when you get well known, that's for sure.
01:47:50.540
And I have been a religious therapy attender for a long time.
01:47:57.340
In fact, it was we mentioned Stossel's wife, who is a psychiatrist.
01:47:59.760
She's the one who recommended the therapist to me here in New York.
01:48:15.700
I've stopped keeping a journal since I've become well known.
01:48:20.540
I'm afraid someone's going to find my journals and use them against me.
01:48:26.200
I've been keeping them since I was a little girl.
01:48:33.780
I was like, oh, my God, Brett, he's my brother from another mother.
01:48:37.340
I could also produce my diaries from the time I was 15.
01:48:41.200
But but the therapist kind of replaces that, you know, like now I can I can just talk to
01:48:45.680
him and it's the one relationship you have in your life where like you just get to do
01:48:54.820
They're only there to say, well, I guess I I also have that relationship with I also
01:49:10.280
Like I went to other therapists who, OK, how do you feel and tell me about your mother
01:49:19.360
Like, ah, at that point, maybe like, you know, four hours.
01:49:23.220
She goes, OK, how much time are you taking for rest?
01:49:25.320
And she would say she goes, listen, what I do is very different.
01:49:27.900
Most people who go to psychologists, they need to get off their ass and do something.
01:49:33.680
So the people who come in here, they need to be coached on how to pull it back a little bit.
01:49:38.120
They need to be coached on balancing their life a little bit.
01:49:40.720
They need to be coached on relaxing a little bit more.
01:49:45.040
And if she thinks and if I'm being lazy, don't get me wrong, she'll kick my ass.
01:49:47.580
But she will actually lay out a plan and go, OK, here's what I want you to do.
01:49:51.380
For example, what would happen before the show?
01:49:53.480
I would be doing so many things and I'd be, you know, signing signing contracts or what
01:49:59.000
And then I would have to get off a phone call and I'd sit down, boom, do the show.
01:50:02.400
You are going to take 10 minutes before the show and you're going to go alone in your
01:50:06.020
office and put on noise canceling headphones and you're going to breathe.
01:50:09.740
And then when you leave, you're going to take five minutes after the show, just five minutes
01:50:13.280
after an hour, after two hour show, you're just going to be by yourself.
01:50:17.360
Because what would happen is I walk out the door and people are going, hey, we have this
01:50:20.900
request and hey, we need to get, we need to get to this shoot.
01:50:22.980
Hey, we need to, we're bringing the sand in for the Saving Private Ryan parody.
01:50:27.380
Hey, here's your bulletproof vest when we're doing this.
01:50:29.660
It happens while I'm walking out of the studio and I will say I have a great team of people
01:50:38.620
And, um, you know, we have a big, uh, a big, uh, mural of Andrew Breitbart, who was really
01:50:45.420
I'll tell you what I watched toward the end of his life.
01:50:48.160
Um, I watched people who were beholden to him for their paycheck and they should have told
01:50:55.860
And instead they wanted more and more and more because they wanted to be a part of the
01:51:01.380
And I was, he was the first person to RSVP at my wedding.
01:51:05.520
He never paid me a dime, but he had some health scares.
01:51:08.640
And I remember looking at people who worked for him going like, why aren't you telling
01:51:14.340
Why aren't you telling him that he needs to slow down?
01:51:15.920
Why aren't you telling him that he needs to focus on his health?
01:51:17.700
Because the people who work for you, listen, you're their meal ticket and they don't do
01:51:24.360
I actually do have, that's why I really, when people say it's like a family, I have people
01:51:29.240
here who do that now while I work, they go, Hey, go home.
01:51:35.960
Uh, you've been doing this for 15 hours or whatever.
01:51:38.760
And, and so, um, I really have to just say it's, yeah, my, my psychologist is very helpful.
01:51:43.620
I have a fantastic wife, my faith, and I cannot stress the importance enough and how grateful
01:51:48.140
I am for the team of people that I, that I have around me, because that has been a big
01:51:54.040
When I was in Fox news, the darkest time of my life was I was at Fox news and I'm a, I
01:52:02.020
Some people become self-destructive, but I'm like, let me replace it with something productive.
01:52:08.640
They made me move to New York and, you know, I'm like, let's say I appear five times a week,
01:52:18.480
So I started doing Brazilian jujitsu nine times a week in addition to lifting two or three
01:52:24.240
So basically two a days, which even professional athlete, it was very stupid.
01:52:28.200
I turned my joints into a fine powder, but I had nothing to do.
01:52:33.860
I'm sitting alone in an apartment and, uh, I have no friends.
01:52:37.140
Then what happened was I blew my back out at, uh, at a 24 hour fitness, you know, how gyms
01:52:44.640
And what happened as I was just doing a row, my foot went on this grip pad and my foot slipped
01:52:52.400
And when they tried to bend me up, um, I actually, people talk about, I actually blacked out
01:52:58.220
from the pain, actually passed out from the pain.
01:53:01.200
So they cut off my clothes and they, they couldn't get me into a stretcher cause it's
01:53:05.400
And I'm sorry, but I hate the city of New York.
01:53:07.380
I had to get out of there with my hair on fire.
01:53:08.980
I know that a lot of good qualities, but they couldn't even get me into an elevator or down
01:53:15.180
So they had to put a stretcher kind of across one of those, uh, like care chairs and have
01:53:22.080
Men, the ambulance, they cut off my, my pants from my, uh, from my ankle all the way up.
01:53:27.080
Guy sticks his thumb up my ass, like yet fingers like sausages.
01:53:31.020
Cause they're checking to see if your sphincter works right to see if your back is basically
01:53:38.120
I had, uh, completely herniated, uh, ruptured a disc.
01:53:41.620
And, um, I was staring at the ceiling for about eight hours naked and I didn't have
01:53:49.840
anyone who could, uh, who, or who was willing to come and help at all.
01:53:53.480
I had one friend from the Lower East Side who came and he helped me back because I couldn't
01:53:57.240
And, uh, then I had one person who was an intern at Hannity's show who I really liked.
01:54:01.300
And, uh, I remember calling my, my girlfriend who is now my wife at the time saying like, Hey,
01:54:05.820
just so you know, she's going to have to help me like disrobe and put my pants on.
01:54:09.360
Uh, and that was the moment of realization for me.
01:54:12.860
That was when I said, okay, I'm not, I'm not really, I don't think I'm gonna renew, um,
01:54:21.320
They want to go to Langans and have a couple of drinks, but they're not going to stare
01:54:24.840
to the ceiling for eight hours, unable to move my legs.
01:54:28.300
Um, and, uh, and, uh, had to make some, some decisions, some, some, some real changes.
01:54:33.420
But think about that when I, when I hear you talking about that and about how, you know,
01:54:36.820
it was, it was like jumping off a cliff because you're young, you don't know where your next
01:54:41.460
There's not a lot of outlets for a conservative in media and certainly not in late night comedy,
01:54:53.420
You're physically hurting, maybe emotionally hurting too.
01:54:56.340
And I do think it's one of those stories that keep, that gives people hope.
01:55:00.640
I mean, you're, you're really, you're king of YouTube.
01:55:02.400
I mean, of course, there's always something to keep you humble.
01:55:05.420
You know, like I, I, I did that Tara Reid interview that you was so kindly promoted on
01:55:14.320
And then I look at my kids and they, they follow somebody who jumps into like little
01:55:17.840
baby pools, fill of fold of like plastic balls.
01:55:22.740
So there's always something to keep your ego in check, but you're killing it.
01:55:27.100
And it landed, it landed in a great place for you and your family.
01:55:33.020
You sounds like you do have friends and good support.
01:55:37.180
Sometimes taking that leap off the cliff while damn scary on, on the first step.
01:55:42.020
And during the fall lands, you're in a much softer, better place.
01:55:46.080
Where some guy at Lenox Hill jams his thumb up your ass.
01:55:52.580
And I was like, what, what the hell is going on?
01:55:54.520
And here's actually, this is the true part of that story too.
01:56:03.620
Didn't have any health insurance at this point.
01:56:05.440
One of those kids who chose not to buy health insurance, nothing will happen.
01:56:08.080
But they kept trying, they tried to send me home.
01:56:21.880
So they come back on the hour, every hour and lifted up one more notch.
01:56:33.720
It's the chairman of the board at Lenox Hill hospital.
01:56:36.760
Either they misread the MRI or they read the wrong MRI.
01:56:39.300
And I had serious stenosis and I had ruptured a disc and, um, here's what happened.
01:56:55.380
Well, cause they, they didn't, they realized they didn't have insurance and they're like,
01:57:01.820
That's what happens to all the people don't know that because there's, they overcharge.
01:57:05.580
And I had an MRI, I had a picture taken and I, so they cut off my clothes and a guy jammed
01:57:12.500
Well, meanwhile, you could have gotten that done in Times Square for like 500 bucks.
01:57:20.600
I don't think I've ever had a show where we've talked about thumb up the ass as much as we,
01:57:24.100
I think it's not a thing I've discussed except for some woman I used to know.
01:57:31.880
And this is because they were testing to make sure that your spinal cord has not actually
01:57:41.560
Never having had a doctor's thumb up your ass tower.
01:57:46.980
Assumes facts, not in evidence, Mr. Male Privilege.
01:57:51.920
Everything's, everything's where it's supposed to be.
01:57:55.320
And then suddenly you're like, whoa, whoa, how you doing?
01:57:58.560
Yeah, well, I get that same thing every year once I hit 40 and my dad's doctor used a
01:58:07.620
All right, listen, I do want to, I know I have to let you go because you've been so generous
01:58:10.880
with your time, but can I just ask you, because I, I, I'm dying to just ask you.
01:58:18.160
You're, you're like the number one person I want to ask about big tech.
01:58:20.520
When I saw the thing about Hunter Biden and Facebook and YouTube, not, not allowing the
01:58:26.020
When I see Twitter's, not YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
01:58:29.600
When I see Twitter's little warnings all over people's tweets, like, are you sure you want
01:58:35.720
Don't you want to read the article before you like, screw you, Jack?
01:58:40.980
And it's, it's maddening to me as somebody who believes in the first amendment and doesn't
01:58:47.580
And you, of course, are, you know, the poster child for this after everything that happened
01:58:52.140
And obviously you came back a year later, they, they allowed the monetization to come
01:58:57.760
You've got millions and millions of fans and viewers.
01:59:00.960
Because I think people are really worried about this, given the amount of power they have.
01:59:03.900
And I don't know that government is the solution, but there, it seems like we need
01:59:09.780
Actually, it's interesting the way that you described it.
01:59:12.120
You make Jack Dorsey sound like the modern equivalent of that bent back paperclip, who's like, you're
01:59:15.800
trying to like, I'm trying to spell rhinovirus.
01:59:28.900
And I will tell you this, Donald Trump has changed my views on some things.
01:59:34.060
And now I understand that there are some things where you do need the government to
01:59:37.260
step in because there are powers that be that are more powerful, especially now, that
01:59:41.980
can infringe upon your rights in a more invasive way.
01:59:44.800
Like I said, you know, big tech, they're more powerful when you combine them than really
01:59:51.220
And I've always maintained this and same thing with YouTube.
01:59:53.000
And I think that's why I'm in a different position than a lot of people who will, first
02:00:03.640
I measure twice and I cut once and I make sure that I'm in the right.
02:00:08.500
That's what my experience, I think, has been a little bit different.
02:00:10.740
A lot of other people don't have half a million dollars they just put into their budget for
02:00:17.080
I said, I'm going to have to keep receipts for everything.
02:00:21.580
As it relates to big tech, listen, the 230 protections, this is something we've been
02:00:27.940
YouTube can make their rules and they can ban anyone they want.
02:00:31.940
But when they say, hey, we are an open forum for all ideas and no, no, no, we are not censoring
02:00:42.220
And especially when they take money from conservatives to advertise in their platform, which, by the
02:00:49.060
Now we've entered into a business relationship.
02:00:52.560
What I think is the first step, and I've been saying this for years and it seems like we
02:00:56.980
might be closer to it now, though I don't really know what comes from these hearings.
02:00:59.860
And dear God, I just pray no one ever subpoenas me or summons me because it's not like I have
02:01:04.100
some information exclusively that nobody else out there would.
02:01:06.720
So Crenshaw or Cruz, if you're listening, please, dear God, don't subpoena me.
02:01:10.240
I think the first step is making them declare, okay, are you a publisher or are you a platform?
02:01:15.340
Because if you're a publisher, if you have the ability to censor points of view, for example,
02:01:19.360
if you want to make it your policy that it's hate speech for someone to speak out against
02:01:24.080
eight-year-olds on puberty blockers, then, okay, you are now a publisher and you lose
02:01:30.720
your protections of being an open platform and you are liable.
02:01:33.280
In other words, you can't, for people out there listening who don't understand, you
02:01:37.540
know, like Sprint or Verizon, these are public utilities, so it's kind of the most apt comparison.
02:01:44.080
In other words, even if a bunch of neo-Nazis are just talking on the phone, or let's just
02:01:48.160
say neo-Nazis because maybe their phones could be tapped and they could be actual terrorists.
02:01:51.740
But let's just say some racists, or let's just say like Ilhan Omar is on the phone talking
02:01:57.140
Like Verizon cannot, they can't just cut off her service.
02:02:01.500
They can't do that because this is effectively, it's an open platform.
02:02:04.820
They have these same protections, their utility, but the New York Times can say, we're not going
02:02:11.280
So with YouTube and with Twitter and Facebook, they've been treated like the town square, like
02:02:15.220
open platforms, which, you know, is, is that, but that protection has to be predicated on
02:02:20.140
this idea that barring actual crimes being committed, they do not touch the comments, the content.
02:02:27.640
Everyone has an open and level playing field to express their point of view.
02:02:31.540
And we obviously know that that's not the case.
02:02:33.660
We know that that's not what is going on right now, despite what Jack Dorsey tells us with
02:02:39.380
And so I just, I want them to have to declare it.
02:02:42.920
I think they should be held to one standard or the other.
02:02:47.700
They don't want to do that because it exposes them to liability to section 230 prevents them
02:02:52.540
If somebody says something defamatory on their platform, because they're not a publisher,
02:02:56.240
they can't control, you know, they can't help what Ilhan Omar says on the phone line
02:03:01.120
And honestly, it, to, to go with that, it would be the same as Sprint listening to, to
02:03:07.840
And then suddenly one's words get cut off and the rest of the sentence can no longer be
02:03:13.560
heard by the other guy because someone at Sprint has deemed your words.
02:03:17.700
Offensive and not allowed to be on their platform.
02:03:21.320
That that would never happen, but that's kind of what is happening.
02:03:33.340
Now, uh, when asked about Hezbollah, there was something in some kind of interview.
02:03:37.100
I did a joke about Ilhan Omar where she said, huh?
02:03:48.140
What about the fact that she, what about the fact that she was saying she doesn't like,
02:03:52.060
So in other words, if you're, if YouTube is going to allow Ilhan Omar to go up there
02:03:55.440
and say that Israel doesn't have the right to exist, but then they decide that even
02:03:58.620
with the search algorithms, if you search Steven Crowder, Ilhan Omar, it doesn't show up.
02:04:03.060
They are now effectively acting like a publisher.
02:04:06.300
And your stuff about the gender is dead on too.
02:04:08.860
We just talked to Abigail Schreier not long ago, and we were looking into this before the
02:04:12.840
They really will censor you if you put anything out there that challenges these notions that
02:04:17.680
are being pushed that maybe we should pause a bit before we allow our, our, our minor,
02:04:23.060
minor children under the age of 18 to just run off campus and go get themselves some
02:04:26.800
testosterone without telling their parents stuff like that is being censored and stopped
02:04:36.320
Some parents bought a billboard using, um, GoFundMe money, uh, to, to call attention.
02:04:42.920
In other words, you don't need to treat it when your kid goes through puberty.
02:04:45.340
You don't need to stop it with hormone blockers.
02:04:49.980
So then they got to go fund me to sort of get some other, uh, other billboards up and go
02:04:55.480
So it's like, it keeps spreading where only the speech that they like can be protected
02:05:03.860
So this was at a town hall in Burlington, Vermont, a town hall, mind you.
02:05:07.980
So it's in a, it's in a single party consent state and it's at a public town hall.
02:05:12.660
And the worst part about this that I got banned is the guy who was giving this, this, uh, this
02:05:17.720
advice, it was basically advice on how to get your, your sex reassignment surgery paid
02:05:22.720
But this doctor who was telling us, he was telling me and my producer on camera, how to,
02:05:27.840
uh, administer puberty blockers to our children and how to actually get it partially subsidized.
02:05:32.600
His name was, I swear to you, Dr. Rex butts, Dr. Rex butts, just because of that.
02:05:40.000
I'm furious that the video was removed, but it was removed recorded at a public town hall
02:05:49.740
We were at a town hall and they were telling us how to get your sex reassignment surgery
02:05:53.160
paid for by Medicaid, Medicare, and how to, and they were saying in this video, yeah,
02:05:57.060
you put your kid on puberty blockers, you put them on the hormones.
02:06:00.000
And then if they decide that they, uh, they want to, uh, be the, they decide they want to
02:06:03.900
be the gender that they were identified with when they're, then you just take them off.
02:06:09.440
No, actually 90% of kids, actually 99% of kids who think they have gender dysphoria,
02:06:15.600
That number drops to zero when you give them hormones.
02:06:21.280
You follow the science on the homemade mask that you're fondling, by the way, Joe Biden
02:06:27.260
Like it's like, it's the next eight year old at a rally.
02:06:30.860
What's the science that tells me that mask, not a surgical mask, not a mask that's washed
02:06:35.480
in a commercial hospital, ultra hot washing machine, and then replaced and sanitized after
02:06:41.640
Name me one scientific study that shows that it works.
02:06:44.080
But I tell you what, I can show you scientific studies that show pumping men full of estrogen
02:06:50.340
That's why, why do you think people are, why do you think people are eating organic?
02:06:53.400
For some reason, people, right, xenoestrogens, they have a problem and they'll pontificate
02:06:58.620
on how they only drink from nalgene or glass because of BPA in the plastic and it mimics
02:07:04.380
When injected directly into an eight year old's ass cheek, however, they say, well, we don't
02:07:11.260
We do know that altering the hormones of a child going through puberty has irreparable
02:07:19.520
And everyone in Big Tech has agreed that what I've just said is a violation of their
02:07:27.080
The name of her book is Irreversible Damage for a reason.
02:07:30.920
I find it really scary that this is not being allowed to be circulated and discussed because,
02:07:36.900
I mean, we're sort of talking facetiously in one moment about, you know, two racists
02:07:41.520
But by the way, there is First Amendment protection for that in the United States of America.
02:07:45.520
But like this is the other end of the of the extreme of the spectrum where people are talking
02:07:50.240
about, wait, I have real objections to what you're saying because I think it's genuinely
02:07:55.880
And those discussions are being silenced by these big tech bosses or even, you know, the
02:08:01.160
publishing industry because they've decided it's wrong.
02:08:04.740
And that's an example where the scientists are working in tandem with those folks because
02:08:12.140
The scientists know that it's not OK to just affirm a child who the first time is saying,
02:08:20.980
You've got to figure out whether that's real or that's coming from some other need for
02:08:27.880
They're on the knee saying, OK, I don't want to be called a transphobe.
02:08:31.120
I don't want to get pushback from my colleagues in academia or otherwise.
02:08:34.260
So affirm, affirm, affirm, affirm and and damned the consequences.
02:08:40.020
And then Southern Poverty Law Center is this close to putting Johns Hopkins on a hate group
02:08:46.980
They did perform a lot of transitions for a while and they realized that the results
02:08:51.400
There's a lot of great people on their on their hate group watch list.
02:09:01.600
That was one of those things when he talked about trying to stab his mom.
02:09:04.160
I had to do a double take, you know, and I am and I really could have gone down a different
02:09:08.860
path when I tried to stab my mother and was stopped by her belt buckle.
02:09:15.400
Did he did that man just say that he tried to stab his single mother in Detroit and it
02:09:24.300
And he's the only guy who has like a penthouse more gaudy than Trump or at least his house
02:09:33.120
Well, it went for sale and it's like a gold plated bathtub surrounded by marble and like,
02:09:41.380
And you're sitting there like this is this is clearly a guy who came from an inner city
02:09:46.240
And he now he's a pimp like he decided to go all in.
02:09:56.260
We did a long profile on him when he announced for president back when I was on Fox.
02:09:59.960
And that that that poem that he said his mother made them read.
02:10:08.020
She couldn't read, but she she made them read it and she knew it.
02:10:15.920
And it explains everything that made Ben Carson with it, with a really tough background he had
02:10:22.940
going on to become the most respected pediatric neurosurgeon in the world, how he did it, this
02:10:37.520
So since we have some time, I'm going to read it.
02:10:42.020
If things go bad for you and make you a bit ashamed, often you will find out that you
02:10:59.700
Had it not been for so and so, things wouldn't have gone that way.
02:11:03.400
And if you are short of friends, I'll tell you what to do.
02:11:11.000
You're the captain of your ship, so agree with the same.
02:11:16.080
If you travel downward, you have yourself to blame.
02:11:24.260
Make sure your mother wears a large belt buckle.
02:11:29.600
She said his mother's stuffed in the belt buckle.
02:11:31.800
You hear like World War II stories, like a ricochet from a bullet, you know, off of like
02:11:40.460
I mean, that's when people started to say, right, they did with Condoleezza Rice and Colin
02:11:43.680
So, oh, they're not black when they were black Republicans.
02:11:46.160
Listen, Ben Carson was raised in inner city Detroit to a single black mom, okay?
02:11:52.060
By your standards of black, this guy clearly had the black American experience.
02:12:03.380
Joy Reid, once again, God, she says the most bigoted things.
02:12:07.720
She's out there talking about whether we can trust this Supreme Court to decide a legal challenge
02:12:14.400
And she says to Rachel Maddow, oh, would you trust Uncle Clarence to decide this legitimately?
02:12:27.820
But she can get away with it because she's not even black.
02:12:34.280
I bet you if Clarence Thomas, if he could, if we had a fair press, he could be like,
02:12:38.440
well, better to trust Uncle Clarence than that crazy bitch Joy Reid.
02:12:43.600
When I actually look, that's what turned Andrew Breitbart conservative.
02:12:46.580
And I tell everyone here in this office about...
02:12:50.000
Andrew Breitbart said, I don't know if you know this, he said he tuned into the Clarence
02:12:52.720
Thomas hearings to watch this guy get his comeuppance.
02:12:56.500
And he left saying, oh, my gosh, they're going to crucify this man.
02:13:00.520
There are still people out there who think that what Anita Hill said checked out.
02:13:06.040
What we do know, obviously, the thing that sort of people were, I guess, they were appalled
02:13:16.040
I don't know, even when I heard that, I'm like, oh, I want to party with Clarence Thomas.
02:13:22.360
How is that sexual harassment when you see a short, curly hair and someone's pubes' hair?
02:13:28.320
Okay, that sounds, seems like a guy who would be fun at a party.
02:13:30.900
It wasn't Anita Hill's word against Clarence Thomas.
02:13:34.160
It was Anita Hill's word against every single other woman, including women of color, who
02:13:40.580
And, of course, the log books and the evidence and the statements from Anita Hill's friends,
02:13:46.420
So that's one of those things that they still, though, now, the Democrats, they still just
02:13:56.460
They're mad about him being a black conservative.
02:14:00.140
That's why people like Candace Owens get it worse than anybody.
02:14:03.640
You know, Larry Elder, because that's the one thing you're not allowed to do is be black
02:14:07.820
and a conservative because they consider it a complete betrayal and you get called the
02:14:12.140
By the way, if you have not seen Larry Elder's Uncle Tom, get it.
02:14:17.060
You can download it for the low, low price of, I think, $17.
02:14:20.680
I just loved it and thought it was really profound.
02:14:22.160
Um, it's like white people like to feel sorry for themselves for being called racist all
02:14:26.960
the time, which if you're a Republican, undoubtedly you have.
02:14:34.500
Like there's there's no nobody to back you on these really dicey race discussions.
02:14:40.800
And I refuse to watch that film ever since Larry Elder shaved his mustache.
02:14:48.220
I have to say, I miss David Axelrod's mustache.
02:14:51.120
Well, that's more out of disgust because you're like, that's that's what's under that thing
02:14:55.440
It was just it was a very like it's hard to grow a mustache as good as he had.
02:14:58.420
David Axelrod needs a mustache or there is no lip.
02:15:01.920
Wait, can I just take one little diversion with you for a second?
02:15:04.440
Because I got to ask you while we're talking about news personalities, especially over at
02:15:10.840
But what did you think of the Jeffrey Toobin thing?
02:15:15.680
When the Jeffrey Toobin story came out, it was like, oh, there was an accident that happened
02:15:19.780
and some someone saw his, you know, his webcam.
02:15:24.440
Like I have done hits on news, on Sky News and BBC where I wasn't I was wearing underwear,
02:15:30.200
but I wasn't wearing pants because underneath, you know, my desk.
02:15:32.860
So I thought, well, that's not a big deal till I found out the guy was actually masturbating
02:15:39.220
And then Slate or Salon, the two run together, said, well, let's be honest, he's not, Jeffrey
02:15:44.800
Toobin is not the only person who masturbates during business calls.
02:15:50.560
As a matter of fact, I think it's probably just you, just you and Jeffrey Toobin.
02:15:53.580
I do not masturbate on business conference calls.
02:16:00.220
He tweeted out, you can see our full coverage of this story of Jeffrey Toobin.
02:16:04.440
And I clicked the link and it goes to CNN and it said that Jeffrey Toobin is taking a
02:16:08.480
temporary leave of absence due to personal reasons.
02:16:10.540
And so I said to Brian Stelter, I said, well, I appreciate that you said our full coverage
02:16:14.780
because you're letting us know that CNN's full coverage is not full coverage because
02:16:19.560
Here's the thing I thought was the wackiest about that is in his apology.
02:16:27.560
I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me.
02:16:33.560
So he knew he was still in the middle of the Zoom call.
02:16:42.240
This must be a guy who is doing this all day, every day.
02:16:45.680
Which also means that he hasn't owned a remote control since 1992 because he doesn't know
02:16:56.080
So what did you think the sound was on and not the video?
02:16:58.520
You thought that they just it sounded like you were what playing with silly putty?
02:17:03.980
And meanwhile, they were in the middle at the New Yorker of like their election rehearsals.
02:17:08.580
And he was playing like the guy if they had to go to the courts, you know, what's happening
02:17:12.520
And something about that was a turn on that he felt he had to whip it out and start pleasuring
02:17:20.300
Like, and this is the I have a lot of forgive, a lot of grace.
02:17:23.080
If Jeffrey Toobin, for example, just happened to be caught like someone filming.
02:17:30.720
And this isn't a story that I'm necessarily part of.
02:17:36.840
And it was like soft between softcore and hardcore pornography.
02:17:38.980
But it's well known on Quebec television, which ironically government funded, that at
02:17:45.860
And so it was kind of something all the boys talked about.
02:17:48.920
But there was this other kid who was a compulsive liar.
02:17:59.980
I could see him through his basement window masturbating to bluenerie for like an hour and
02:18:09.780
Even if it's embarrassing, what Dustin was doing is natural.
02:18:13.060
You watching him for an hour and a half is not like you're the creep here.
02:18:18.800
It's the same thing with someone is just like if someone is videotaping someone and they
02:18:22.360
don't know it and they're walking around naked.
02:18:24.780
If Jeffrey Toobin, like if someone hacked into his computer, I would say, no, absolutely.
02:18:30.940
No, the guy was doing a mock election scenario.
02:18:34.160
He thought he muted it and he was going to town on himself like it was his job.
02:18:39.120
I mean, that's like I've been in election rehearsals.
02:18:42.680
That doesn't fire it up in any way, shape or form.
02:18:45.080
And for the guy to just try to hit mute before he whipped it out and pleasured himself tells
02:18:49.380
me there's something wrong with him because, of course, I mean, all the women out there
02:18:53.020
know there isn't a woman alive who would do anything like that.
02:18:56.060
But I don't I don't even want to say that because there isn't a man alive there.
02:18:59.320
Really, there are ninety nine percent of men would never do such a thing.
02:19:03.260
So there's something wrong with Jeffrey Toobin.
02:19:08.120
I think every every man would do it just as long as if they thought mute button worked.
02:19:14.780
So, well, I think I like listening to you on the issue of sex talk, not to sound too
02:19:18.940
weird, because I think, you know, given the way you you will tackle anything and you're
02:19:23.360
so open and, you know, you just, you know, holds barred.
02:19:26.260
This is one department in which you are more conservative.
02:19:30.320
And you I'd say you're more old school in this department.
02:19:34.360
I love that you and your wife waited till marriage.
02:19:37.020
And I'm sure, weirdly, you've gotten a lot of shit for that.
02:19:40.060
Like people, they've actually given you a hard time.
02:19:44.380
Amy Schumer really laid into me when I was on Red Eye about that a long time ago.
02:19:51.500
You know, the reason I always talked about that, too.
02:19:53.480
And listen, the article, was it a little bit snippy?
02:19:57.480
It was one of the most popular articles, I guess, that year.
02:20:00.040
And it was just about not having sex until you're married.
02:20:03.100
And the reason I wrote about it is, listen, OK, in the realm of actors, I'm like a two.
02:20:08.440
In the realm of stand-up comedians, like I do OK.
02:20:11.320
Like I'm good looking enough that I could have sex if I really tried.
02:20:16.020
And my wife could have sex with anyone on the planet just by saying, yes, she's beautiful.
02:20:20.480
So often when Christians go out and say, we waited, it's like, yeah, I mean, you kind of,
02:20:27.380
And so I wanted to be very clear in not saying, like, we waited now.
02:20:32.920
No, it was one of the most difficult things that I've ever done in my life.
02:20:37.120
I probably walked around with an erection for three years.
02:20:49.520
And I want people out there to make who make that decision to not feel like there's anything
02:20:55.600
Because anytime that happens in a show, right, they show up, someone who's saying, oh, I'm
02:20:59.540
saying myself for marriage, they're secretly like the cheerleader slot, you know, secretly,
02:21:03.580
or they're some kind of a like crazy Christian serial killer.
02:21:06.900
This is how we did things at one point in this country.
02:21:09.360
And there's a lot of, there are a lot of statistics to say to support that it's the
02:21:19.420
Don't be, don't have sex before you're married.
02:21:22.000
Because there are STIs out there, there are STDs, and you avoid that.
02:21:25.940
But there are also issues where people we're seeing now, they get hung up with it.
02:21:29.540
And, you know, there's a connection that they create with people.
02:21:32.440
When you're, when you're training yourself to break up by having sex with everyone you're
02:21:36.700
in a relationship with, I, listen, from a faith perspective, I know what my God tells
02:21:43.280
me that that's not what we're supposed to be doing.
02:21:45.500
And then we now know from a psychological perspective that it can have some negative effects, particularly
02:21:50.020
on teenagers who've been told to just go and have free sex.
02:21:53.220
And more so for young women, really more for young women told, you're liberated, go and
02:22:00.100
I've told my wife this, and she got pretty pissed at me when we first got married.
02:22:03.460
She said, are you saying that if you could have sex with that woman, you would?
02:22:08.620
I said, are you talking about if I'm not a Christian and we're not married and I have
02:22:14.220
She goes, and you wouldn't, and then you wouldn't think about it.
02:22:17.760
I could literally have sex with anyone on this.
02:22:21.660
I said, on this show, if I were not a Christian, I could have sex with any one of them.
02:22:25.100
I would have no emotional connection, and I could go have lunch tomorrow.
02:22:41.140
But generally speaking, women often feel an intimacy.
02:22:48.600
And I look at this all the time because it's like, yes, of course, men, there's thousands
02:22:56.020
You know, we can filter out our primal desires and not act on every single one of them, men
02:23:01.440
But I agree with you that it's a stronger situation for men.
02:23:04.740
I think they default to it more often than the women do.
02:23:07.220
And then I think a lot of young women mistake physical affection for love.
02:23:10.060
They think it's a connection that's beyond physical.
02:23:13.520
They're looking for a connection beyond physical.
02:23:15.080
But the physical is what they think it's an easy price to pay, to feel loved, to feel
02:23:19.900
adored, to feel, I don't know, like you matter.
02:23:25.180
I'll tell you, as a mom of I've got three kids, two boys and a girl.
02:23:29.580
And I want I would love it if they'd wait till marriage.
02:23:37.000
But I don't want them to to feel any shame around sex.
02:23:41.660
You know, like as a Catholic, I'm trying not not to because most of the Catholic Church
02:23:46.100
will communicate shame, trying not to communicate shame.
02:23:49.720
I want them like not to put too fine a point on it, but like I'd love for them to wait until
02:23:53.220
it's responsible and they're in love and they're old enough to handle all the stuff that comes
02:23:57.300
But then to be able to go to town without any shame whatsoever.
02:23:59.980
And like that is that is a like tough needle to thread.
02:24:02.920
And you know what the fact that my parents gave me the sex talk when I was three, I got
02:24:07.880
in trouble in preschool because Miss Miss Henderson was given the whole stork business.
02:24:13.000
And, you know, the thing was, she hurt her daughter was in my class.
02:24:17.680
And that's not where that's not where babies come from.
02:24:19.160
Let me break it down for you in medical terminology.
02:24:21.880
And that's because my parents never wanted me to think of it shamefully.
02:24:25.180
Um, but they wanted to present it in the context of marriage.
02:24:29.500
And it's funny when I wrote this article, Amy Schumer was, uh, on, um, we were on red
02:24:34.500
eye and she said, well, you know, you're writing this, but you actually don't know.
02:24:37.680
Maybe when you're in your thirties, you're going to be in some really freaky shit.
02:24:40.560
And I'll be, my wife will be right there with me.
02:24:45.940
And sometimes, uh, that's one thing where sometimes Christians get upset.
02:24:49.040
They think that I'm too, uh, that I'm a little bit too blunt.
02:24:52.200
Uh, no, if you have any questions about sex, I'm totally fine answering them.
02:24:56.460
And people just understand that, uh, when I talk about sex, it, uh, it's, it's in the
02:25:03.660
Now, my issue, not my issue, but what I would say, my worry is when you say like, you know,
02:25:07.480
if they're in love, when you're talking about your daughters, it's really easy for a guy
02:25:12.660
And so they know the only way to not fake it to like, Hey, we actually is, is to be married.
02:25:18.280
That's what I remember Amy Schumer saying, like, well, what you're just saying like, what, because
02:25:21.400
of what, because like marriage is some kind of a contract.
02:25:23.380
And I said, that's act, that's literally what it is.
02:25:27.480
Let me say, let me speak to this because I can say, you know, I, my approach to it was
02:25:37.480
I'm going to be very sparing with this gift because you don't deserve it.
02:25:45.760
Like no one's getting there unless they're amazing.
02:25:48.700
And like, it's going to take a while for me to figure out whether they're amazing and
02:25:52.680
Remember like the Seinfeld episode, is he sponge worthy?
02:25:57.220
And I think if you have that attitude as opposed to like, I don't know, he, he's got to love
02:26:10.880
Well, a fact of which I am proud and, um, disease free.
02:26:15.820
Cause honestly now, like my husband doesn't have to walk around meeting like 55,000 former
02:26:20.160
friends and colleagues thinking you've been there too.
02:26:28.600
And some people give you flax and like, Oh look, Megan Kelly thinks she's so special
02:26:33.620
I think, you know, you, you know that you're prettier, that you're prettier than the average
02:26:37.840
Try and don't act as though Megan Kelly isn't most likely prettier than you listening.
02:26:42.540
I readily admitted by many leagues with myself, but not all women should feel that way.
02:26:53.280
It's like giving out those free t-shirts at a business conference that are printed on
02:26:56.440
an old Hanes or Gilden and you throw in the trash anyway.
02:26:59.020
You want a t-shirt and not really take a t-shirt.
02:27:02.600
It's also why when you're talking about girls who feel this emotional intimacy, you know, um,
02:27:06.860
there's a double standard and I'm okay and I'm not okay with, with statutory rape at
02:27:11.420
all of these female teachers and young men at all.
02:27:13.400
Let me be really clear, but there's a double standard and I understand it, right?
02:27:17.480
I understand why there's a double standard because a male person in a position of authority,
02:27:20.960
let's say a girl is, I don't know, 14 years old, but he abuses that authority.
02:27:25.380
And often the girl will have sex with them and they believe that there's some kind of an
02:27:29.200
And, um, then they'll actually, the man will use it to manipulate a young girl, typically
02:27:34.080
speaking, uh, to do what it is that he wants because she feels like they have a connection.
02:27:39.880
That's what's interesting in a lot of these cases with like a teacher having sex with a
02:27:43.900
I want to make sure that I'm, I'm being very clear about that, but it's not like this,
02:27:47.420
uh, this whole mech teacher has sex with a 14 year old and then the 14 year old does
02:27:52.880
She doesn't have the emotional manipulative control over him unless he really wants to have sex like
02:27:58.560
Cause if the teacher's like, Hey, I don't know where we had sex.
02:28:06.180
I think that the grownup does have the emotional manipulative control, no matter the genders.
02:28:12.100
They do, but I'm talking to the same, put it this way, same way, even in, in relationships
02:28:16.240
with people who are, uh, of equal age boys just still just have sex and it doesn't mean
02:28:22.760
Anytime you have, well, I think more often than not, that can be true, but there are boys who are emotionally
02:28:29.120
One of the things I love to see in young love is how, you know, boys who are like on their
02:28:32.840
own and they're tough guys and they're like, whatever.
02:28:34.480
And then they meet a girl and they fall in love with her and then they become super needy
02:28:38.580
And then you see them asleep together on the couch or on a hammock or on the beach.
02:28:41.560
And it's like, Oh, I love that, that sort of evolution of young love.
02:28:45.900
But can I ask you, cause since you did wait and you managed to do that and you are a good
02:29:00.560
Um, I think the biggest thing is just avoiding those situations.
02:29:03.280
So when I was on the road doing standup, um, and like I said, when you're on the road doing
02:29:07.380
standup, you know, and you're like Hasbrook Heights, New Jersey at the hotel, uh, bananas
02:29:12.580
Um, it, it is like, people don't like hearing this, but when you're on stage and you're in
02:29:16.800
a position of power and you're in a room of a few hundred people and a few hundred people
02:29:19.760
are looking at you, it makes it a lot easier if you are trying to find a suitor.
02:29:24.380
Um, but I never had any women up to my hotel room.
02:29:27.320
Um, you know, I followed the Mike Pence rule, uh, even with, even over there at Fox news,
02:29:31.600
there were only three people who I ever went to, uh, meals with, um, by myself.
02:29:39.960
And another one was actually, was well known that she had worked with someone there and she
02:29:43.620
So, um, you just have to avoid those situations in the first place.
02:29:47.280
And then when you're in a relationship, you have to be in a relationship with someone else
02:29:53.180
Cause I'll tell you what, I had moments of weakness and so did my wife.
02:29:56.200
So there were some times where I was just like, come on.
02:30:02.700
And by the way, let me be really clear about this too.
02:30:06.060
When I say we didn't have sex, my wife and my wife and I did not have sex.
02:30:12.740
There was no, there was no oral sex definition of is, it might've been, there was some heavy
02:30:22.120
There are some two bins, but I didn't do it with her on the zoom.
02:30:26.900
That was when I did it alone in the dark and then felt ashamed of myself afterward.
02:30:31.080
Not for sex, just because, you know, it's myself.
02:30:39.780
Um, but, uh, yeah, no, that's, I would say avoid those situations and have a good support
02:30:45.300
And then, and then can, can I ask, cause I know you wrote about it, have a good support
02:30:49.280
But when, when I know you wrote, like when you finally got to the wedding night, it was
02:30:57.320
And it was all like, you, you guys figured it out.
02:31:00.000
Was it as great as you thought it was going to be?
02:31:05.680
Well, uh, listen, everyone knows for a woman, obviously the first time is difficult.
02:31:11.540
I don't want to speak for her because it would be wrong, but I will say this.
02:31:15.160
It doesn't have to be perfect the first time, just like you don't have to be perfect
02:31:18.700
That's the reason you marry the woman of your youth.
02:31:20.080
Cause you learn together, you get better together.
02:31:22.460
And what I will say, and I don't think a lot of couples can say is, uh, you know, barring
02:31:27.500
like, obviously when my wife went through, you know, surgery with endometriosis, like
02:31:30.560
there are things, there's a dry, there's a dry spell there barring these unforeseen
02:31:35.460
Our sex life today is better than it was yesterday.
02:31:43.060
We both learned what we, and also as Christians, it's esteem your spouse first.
02:31:48.380
Cause basically barring some kind of thing that is actually like seriously demeaning or
02:31:53.440
If I'm like, Hey, sweetheart, I want to try this.
02:31:54.800
She's like, well, well, if that makes you happy.
02:31:56.320
And same thing, if my wife says, this is what I would like, I go, well, listen, if that's
02:31:59.160
what makes you happy, Amy Schumer said, we'd be into some freaky stuff in my thirties.
02:32:09.100
Can I tell you, I just, I will say that esteem your spouse first works.
02:32:12.400
I mean, that's, if I had one piece of marital advice for anybody, um, well, it's, it's
02:32:19.860
But after that, it's use your most generous lens and looking at your spouse, like interpret
02:32:25.120
everything they do with the most generous lens, because that keeps kindness coming from
02:32:29.960
And it affects everything in your marriage in a very positive way, including sex.
02:32:34.040
Like if you, if your partner wants to take risks with you and you're kind of pissed off
02:32:37.960
at him and you don't, you know, you're just irritated by him.
02:32:42.540
And you're kind of just as a woman, you're like, screw you, you know, like I, I'm not
02:32:45.680
into it, but if you and he have this generous lens on, you love each other and you connected
02:32:49.660
emotionally several times during the day, everything works out a lot better for both parties.
02:32:56.000
And the other advice that I would give to people is, uh, you know, work on yourself instead
02:33:01.300
And that, by the way, that also applies to, that applies both to your marriage and to sex,
02:33:05.180
cut your nails for God's sake, just work on yourself before you try and tell them what
02:33:10.040
And also never floss your teeth in front of your partner.
02:33:13.000
There are certain things you should not do in front of a person who you want to have
02:33:16.340
You just, there's no reason for them to see you doing that.
02:33:19.120
Close the door when you go on the potty, like just do certain things that like, if I, sometimes
02:33:23.780
I just say like, I, I do not want to have that image in my head of the person I have
02:33:29.300
So I think you can protect yourself with some barriers.
02:33:33.820
There's a difference between taking a dump in front of your spouse without the door closed and
02:33:42.540
How do you, how do you like want to have sex with somebody who just had like food flying
02:33:46.740
out of his mouth from the, the floss going in between the choppers?
02:33:50.500
And it makes a terrible sound like pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
02:33:53.680
I can't even like, I don't even like cutting of the toenails.
02:34:01.160
My husband doesn't do this, but he was to take off his shoe and sock in the office and
02:34:09.020
I don't know if I speak for all women, but I can say, I don't want to see my partner
02:34:15.440
So you're always trying to increase your odds of your wife saying yes.
02:34:18.160
And why wouldn't you do these little things just to increase the odds?
02:34:21.520
Well, I don't know why you're that the way you're describing it, that you sounds like
02:34:24.540
you're practicing flossing, like a contact sport.
02:34:31.100
How do you not contact while you're having floss?
02:34:33.500
You got to really get in there and your teeth are really smushed together.
02:34:36.160
They make weird noises and there's food in there.
02:34:38.220
I mean, like the whole goal is to get something that's stuck in there, out of there.
02:34:44.880
I just do it because otherwise my dentist gets mad at going, yeah, you're not been flossing.
02:34:48.740
It's like, well, sorry, I didn't mean to ruin your whole month.
02:34:50.460
So go back to jamming sharp metal knives in my mouth.
02:34:53.640
So that's the only reason I do it is because I don't want to be admonished by my dentist.
02:35:01.360
As soon as you go in there, you're like, have you, have you been flossing?
02:35:05.380
Next thing you see that evil water pick cleaner, which is like something from the devil.
02:35:13.200
And they're like, ah, why do you want this thing?
02:35:23.480
I think we're getting a little loose with the definition calling this bubble gum or
02:35:27.420
If I actually engage my gag reflex, you screwed up the bubble gum flavor.
02:35:35.960
I'm going to have to leave it at hobo sphincter.
02:35:37.820
I feel like that's a good, that's a good sort of spike the ball moment.
02:35:43.480
Hey, Megan, thank you so much for having me on the show.
02:35:46.520
And, uh, you know, I think this, I think this form works really well for you.
02:35:50.120
I think, uh, I think you're sometimes limited by when you were on television, you're, you're
02:35:53.680
actually a good conversational, you're a good conversationalist who actually takes an interest
02:35:57.640
And I don't think you're, even if you do take an interest in people, you can't take that
02:36:01.680
much of an interest in people when, you know, we talk about Fox news or those kinds
02:36:08.100
It's like, don't get too attached because you don't really get to dig deep.
02:36:12.600
It's been a, it's been such a joy of this new format to be able to actually have real
02:36:18.000
conversations and not be constantly getting wrapped in your ear, wrap, wrap.
02:36:21.780
And Canadian Debbie, she, when she really wanted me to stop talking, she would give
02:36:30.020
And I have to say, I want to tell the viewers that we sat down three hours ago and I told
02:36:36.080
And here we are pulling a Joe Rogan three hours later, but you're such an interesting guy.
02:36:40.340
You're, I love your, I just love your free will and nature.
02:36:48.840
I'm going to start watching the show more regularly and not just when I'm on it.
02:36:54.160
And, uh, I think, uh, I think this is going to be, I think I'm going to be really interested
02:36:59.040
to watch, uh, your journey as you do this completely in the way that you want to do it with no other
02:37:04.260
voices, because that's the Megan Kelly that I want to see.
02:37:10.940
I do not remember when I have laughed that hard in an interview is the impressions of,
02:37:16.600
uh, Justin Trudeau and Ben Carson's mother had me in tears.
02:37:23.280
And, uh, oh, and by the way, if you did go, go subscribe to the show.
02:37:26.520
If you haven't subscribed, that's apparently what I need.
02:37:31.880
And then if you want to give me a five-star rating, that'd be nice.
02:37:34.560
And, uh, perhaps also a review, say hi in the reviews.
02:37:40.160
I always screenshot it and we talk about it as a team.
02:37:43.160
And, uh, I just appreciate the messages of love and support.
02:37:47.180
So thank you for taking the time of listening and then also reviewing and subscribing.
02:37:52.840
Next week on the show, we're going to have Clay Travis and Dennis Prager on Monday.
02:37:58.180
They're both really deep thinkers who come at every issue from a different angle.
02:38:03.080
And, uh, I'm, I've never interviewed them even individually, nevermind together.
02:38:07.240
But I've, I've been interviewed by Clay who is a thoughtful guy and he's been sort of out
02:38:11.980
fighting this cancel culture war on the sports side, you know, pointing out how woke ESPN has
02:38:17.680
And that's why some of those guys don't like him, but I do.
02:38:21.320
So he and Dennis are coming on the show and we're going to have a great discussion.
02:38:25.420
And, uh, I look forward to talking to you next week.
02:38:35.920
The Megan Kelly show is a Devil May Care media production in collaboration with Red Seat Ventures.