Threats Aimed at Kavanaugh, and a Free Speech Culture, with Greg Lukianoff and Anjelah Johnson-Reyes | Ep. 353
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Protesters forced Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh to run out of a D.C. steakhouse through the back door. Megyn and her guest, Greg Lukianoff, explains why this is an affront to our First Amendment rights.
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Hey everyone, I'm Megyn Kelly. Welcome to The Megyn Kelly Show.
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Protesters once again targeting Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh
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and it's disgusting. It's absolutely disgusting what they're doing.
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This time they forced him to run out the back of a D.C. area steakhouse.
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According to reports, the protesters gathered outside of Morton's steakhouse
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after finding out that Justice Kavanaugh was there.
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They reached out to the manager and demanded that our sitting Supreme Court justice
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Okay, that's what I said, but basically they said no dice.
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And now they are reportedly condemning the actions of the protesters.
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saying that these protesters unduly harassed the Justice and other patrons
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Kavanaugh was forced to exit through a back door.
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Keep in mind this comes weeks after a 22-year-old man was arrested near Kavanaugh's home
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That's the tenor of the conversation around Justice Kavanaugh
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And yet this group gleefully encourages people to continue doing this.
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which no one seems to give two dams about on the side of the protesters.
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Today, we are joined by one of the most important voices
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on the issue of free speech and due process and a lawyer himself.
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Greg Lukianoff is the CEO and president of FIRE.
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This group was focused on education exclusively and free speech rights on campus.
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and changed its name slightly to now the Foundation for Individual Rights,
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And I realized, OK, you know, this group shut down D.C.
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They can run around calling him whatever names they want to call him.
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They can go protest outside of the Supreme Court.
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even if I don't agree with what they're saying.
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It actually does violate at least one law on paper.
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as he sits with friends or family, I don't know who he's with,
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I mean, this group is tweeting out that they want more.
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Or that hold on, I want to get the first of all,
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they're celebrating per Politico that they got a tip where he was eating.
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That's when they called the manager demanding that he be kicked out,
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And now they're out there saying more, more, more.
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I wish every Supreme Court justice a very fuck you.
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I hope you didn't pay for it and didn't get dessert.
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Well, from a First Amendment standpoint, I mean, I live in D.C.
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Can they protest, you know, from the public street?
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So if they're doing a peaceful protest outside of a restaurant,
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they're absolutely willing to have the rights to do that.
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Where it starts getting a little dicier is if they're, you know,
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preventing people from getting into the getting into the restaurant.
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If they're actually, you know, shutting down operations there,
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that kind of stuff, then there's very common sense limitations
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on what you can and can't do in this kind of protest.
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I get why people are, you know, frustrated or think it's just completely wrong
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But as a matter of rights, this is something that has happened,
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you know, since since the dawn of the republic.
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Now, I was happy to see in The Washington Post that they were covering the fact
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that there was someone who was arrested, you know, for plotting to kill Kavanaugh,
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which was not, in my opinion, getting nearly nearly enough coverage.
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And that's that's a sobering fact that people really need to be presented with.
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And when you and one thing I want to be extremely clear about, you know,
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threats to kill somebody, threats of bodily harm or death.
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You know, the it to me, it's not even about whether it's protected speech.
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It's about the bounds of decency in and what kind of society we want to live in.
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We cannot have Supreme Court justices under constant threat like this disruption to their
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And they continue to tweet out his personal information and call for protests against them
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service industry workers, meaning, you know, all waiters, waitresses, everybody everywhere.
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If you see Kavanaugh, Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Coney Barrett or Roberts, DM us with the details.
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Exclamation point will then mow you fifty dollars for a confirmed sighting and two hundred dollars
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Thirty minutes after your message, someone responded, you are literally putting a bounty on Supreme
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No, we're putting a bounty on their dinners because Shutdown, D.C., I'm sure, has perfect
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accuracy in its prediction of who will show up, what their motivation will be, whether
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I mean, they're playing with fire here, so to speak.
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Well, that's one of the things that we point out a lot in higher ed is trying to get people
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to put themselves in the shoes, you know, of what if it was someone they really liked
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And even though the law protects this, you know, the can versus should part is a big part
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But unfortunately, we seem to have, you know, gotten entirely out of the idea that that you
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should put yourself in the person you're censoring shoes, the person that you're targeting
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That's the one that's been protesting outside of the justices homes.
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It was Justice Kavanaugh and Justice Amy Barrett.
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I mean, honestly, like they both have children.
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They tweeted out how the protesters found out that Kavanaugh was there.
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They said one of our regular one of our regular Wednesday SCOTUS six protesters sent us this
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Morton's needed me to work tonight, but mother effing Brett Kavanaugh is here eating.
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So we should know Morton should be able to figure out who this was, who released the
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fact that Justice Kavanaugh was was eating there.
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And the Supreme Court security team ought to be looking at that.
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Now, we just left Rome with our kids where the tour guide was explaining to our little
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kid, our eight year old, among others, and the other three.
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About how the pope still has a food tester because there's been, you know, such a long history
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My son Thatcher said, that's a terrible job, which it is.
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But are we at the point now we're going to need that for the justices?
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And just as Morton can decide not to serve whatever customers they don't want, you don't
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have to continue to hire a waiter who you think actually ratted out someone who was there.
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So, yeah, it's difficult times for the republic.
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And one thing that I point out is that sometimes on both sides, both extremes of the right and
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the left, there's an idea that kind of like the time is over for free speech or civility
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But I always point out, particularly when it comes to freedom of speech, that's when
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That's when the rules of the game become more important, not less.
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Justice Kavanaugh got out the back and they tweeted out.
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This is their messaging from Ruth sent us again.
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A tweet saying Kavanaugh just snuck out with security through the loading dock.
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There will be hashtag no peace for sexual deviance.
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Now, I assume they're referring to the Blasey Ford claims against Kavanaugh, the Anita Hill
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Strange, though, because I don't see them doing this to Joe Biden, who's been credibly accused
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by Tara Reid and many others of odd behavior, weird grooming type behavior towards 12 year
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They don't they don't want to do this to their side.
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They just want to target justices who got smeared totally unfairly during their confirmation
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It's also really weird to hear people on the left, you know, quote unquote, targeting sexual
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Like, basically, that was what they used to call gay people, you know, like so it's a
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Take a look at the presidents they've elected, you know, Bill Clinton.
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Anyway, I feel very uncomfortable with where it's going.
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And it's not that they don't have the right to say these things or be obnoxious.
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They have the legal right because we live in that kind of a country.
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You could cross a line where, you know, you directly encourage them to show up.
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And if you directly encourage violence and then violence happens, that's what they're
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They'd have to cross a lot more bars before you could get them on that same same as with
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There's a lot of common sense sort of built into the way we interpret the First Amendment.
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That's why when I go to other countries, I'm the obnoxious American saying that, you
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know, the way they do it in Europe with the ridiculous restrictions on free speech.
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It's like they think that we have something where, you know, threatening somebody actually,
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you know, stalking someone and harassing them is they think that anything goes.
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It's like, no, we've actually got 100 years of solid common sense thinking on these
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But one rule is that you can't censor somebody just because you don't like their point of
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You know, the sort of propaganda around this issue, around Dobbs being decided by the Supreme
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Court conservative majority, just looking for my note here, has led to so much just
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misleading, you know, by by pundits in the press about how this is a right.
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And, you know, it's been taken away as opposed to a Supreme Court decision that reversed an
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earlier decision recognizing a right that is nowhere in the Constitution.
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It is that's indisputable, not doesn't appear in the Constitution.
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This guy, Ali Mastal, Ali Mastal with The Nation and an MSNBC contributor, writes, quote,
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quote, the right of white men to eat dinner in peace without being interrupted by mouthy
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women complaining about politics or who has access to their bodies was well established
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Quote, near Neil Gorsuch soon joined by Kavanaugh, suggesting that's what they're like.
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These two are going to find that white men have a right to eat in peace without being bothered
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by mouthy women. You get it all in there, Greg. You got white, right? Their race somehow
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has to be injected into this. Of course, men, because, you know, Amy Coney Barrett's vagina
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didn't give her special rights to issue the decision in Dobbs. But these men with the male
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parts, forget it. They're not allowed to say what they want to say. And now just the demonization
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of them, as opposed to like saying they have a conservative judicial philosophy makes sense
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with a conservative judicial philosophy. By the way, even liberals like Lawrence Tribe
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have criticized Roe as poorly founded. You've got to go after them for all of their
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Mm hmm. Yeah. Actually, this is a good time as any to announce. I'm writing a book with
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Yeah. Who you've worked with called Canceling of the American Mind. And while it's about free
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speech and the legal rights, it's also about the way we argue as a society at the moment and
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saying that we figured out this Byzantine system to actually never address what someone's saying
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on the merits, to immediately make it personal about the person. The sort of ad hominem ways
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certainly have the right to engage in ad hominem arguments. But if you care at all about getting
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closer to the truth, that's not going to get you there.
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It's just so distressing to me. And they don't show any signs of stopping. I do want to point
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out we played this the other day. Sam B went on TV. She's still on TV. I'm not exactly
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sure where this is from. And specifically called out to her followers to do this. We have the
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I can't describe how painful it is to be here now in a place where the Supreme Court has the power
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to erase 50 years of constitutional law. Make no mistake, this is not where it ends.
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Conservatives will not rest until they have come for all of our rights. And we have to raise hell
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in our cities, in Washington, in every restaurant Justice Alito eats at for the rest of his life.
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Because if Republicans have made our lives hell, it's time to return the favor.
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There we go. There we go. I mean, I wouldn't I would not think I would still not think even if
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she said that and violence had erupted against Kavanaugh at the restaurant or Alito, it's still
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not incitement. Right. Yeah. No, it wouldn't cross the line of incitement. And the incitement
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standard being very high is overall a good thing. But this is one of the things that seems to have
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fallen out of the discussion a lot. There are some things that are supposed to be decided in the realm
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of politics, like just as much as they are allowed to criticize and protest, calling people
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counter protesting for one thing or saying that we think this is inappropriate. That's the way we're
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supposed to handle a lot, a lot more of these things in a at least in a healthy republic. I'm
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not sure that's where we are at the moment. It would have been great. I don't know what happened,
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but it would have been great if you had seen people come out of Morton's and start chanting as well,
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like get out of here, like leave him alone. Of course, as tempers ratchet up, so does the danger.
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So it's these things you do have to worry. And there's a reason that these justices now have to have
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round the clock protection. And so do their children because they're being blamed for this
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decision. So the whole thing is out of control. And by the way, we still haven't found the Supreme
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Court leaker, still haven't found the Supreme Court leaker. And I have to I have to say the more time
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that goes by, the less we're supposed to take it seriously. It's like if the Supreme Court is not
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taking the endangerment of these justices via that leak seriously, why should the nation like they got
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to get on there, you know, get on it and find the damn leaker if they haven't already, because I'm
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starting to lose faith. And actually, it's causing more and more people to wonder whether it was a
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justice, whether they do know who the leaker was, but they're protecting him or her.
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Yeah, no, I'm a member of the Supreme Court bar, and I've never seen a historical moment like this.
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Yeah. Just to give you the full Morton's statement, because it was pretty good. Honorable Supreme
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Court, Justice Kavanaugh and all of our other patrons at the restaurant were unduly harassed
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by unruly protesters while eating dinner at our Morton's restaurant. Politics, regardless of your
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side or views, should not trample the freedom at play of the right to congregate and eat dinner.
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There is a time and place for everything. Disturbing the dinner of all of our customers
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was an act of selfishness and void of decency. That's exactly right. Selfishness and decency. And
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that's like, look, you could potentially cross over in this behavior to where it does amount to
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some sort of unlawful harassment. You know, that that can be a criminal charge. It's tough to turn
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protest into that, even at one's home, though there are certain laws on the books, which we've
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discussed with respect to the Supreme Court. But really, this is a matter of they need to be shamed.
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They need to be shamed out of doing this. It is about decency and their selfishness and possibly
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having the other patrons in the restaurant come out and say, get out of here. Leave him alone.
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You know, like like him or dislike him. This is wrong. OK, so let's move on, because there are
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some a couple of other things in the news about free speech that I think are interesting. I wanted
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to ask you about Alex Berenson, one of the most provocative covid tweeters has been he was kicked
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off Twitter permanently and now he just got back on. And it's actually very interesting. I don't know
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if you know who this is, but he's a vaccine skeptic. I mean, he's just been pointing out
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all along that the vaccines don't seem to do what the companies or the government are telling us they
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do. And he's had questions certainly about the efficacy of masks and so on. So in August of last
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year, almost 12 months later now, he was permanently suspended by Twitter over allegedly violating
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their, quote, misinformation policy. And this is the final tweet that got him axed.
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It doesn't stop infection or transmission. Don't think of it as a vaccine. Think of it at best
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as a therapeutic with a limited window of efficacy and terrible side effect profile that must be dosed
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in advance of illness. And we want to mandate it? Insanity. So he filed a lawsuit against them,
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Greg. And it appears that he has won. He filed it in San Francisco, looks like federal court where
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they're based. And the statement Berenson released as he's back on Twitter is the parties have come to
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a mutually acceptable resolution. I have been reinstated. Twitter has acknowledged that my
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tweets should not have led to my suspension at that time. To recap, last August, Twitter banned me
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after I got five strikes under its covid-19 misinformation policy, which meant I had supposedly made claims
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of fact that were, quote, demonstrably false or misleading and, quote, likely to impact public safety or cause
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serious harm. That's the policy, Alex writes. That's what it takes to get a strike. Look it up. Now we come to
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find those tweets, quote, should not have led to my suspension. And Alex writes, oopsie. And here's the part I
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want to ask you about. The settlement does not end my investigation into the pressures that the government
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may have placed on Twitter to suspend my account. I will have more to say on that issue in the near
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future. And Elon Musk, who, of course, is in the midst of trying to buy Twitter more on that in a
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minute. There's an update there, says tweets at Alex Berenson saying, can you please say more about
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this, quote, pressures that the government may have placed on Twitter? Berenson responds, I wish I could,
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Elon Musk, but the settlement with Twitter prevents me. However, in the near future, I hope and expect to have
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more to report. Now we're in a very dangerous free speech territory. Twitter suppressing Alex is one
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thing. The the federal government pressuring them to do it is another go. Yeah, no, this is concerning
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the you know, I'm not used to a situation because Twitter is, of course, a private company so that
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they have free speech rights and association rights of their own. But there's a line, you know,
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when the government is actually saying you have to kick these people off, you have to fire that
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journalist, all that kind of stuff where it starts actually looking a lot more like state action,
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which is bound, which is prevented by the First Amendment. And the the whole misinformation
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argument scares me because, you know, free speech is all about the fact that none of us are all
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knowing none of us are omniscient, you know, and the idea that we can say definitively that any given
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speaker is absolutely for all times, you know, wrong, or for that matter, isn't contributing something
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to the argument just by being skeptical is misinformation opens up like a ability to censor
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that's a mile wide. And people should be much more critical when it comes up because it's not
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that easy to know the truth. And they're not even hiding it. I mean, Glenn Greenwald had a piece
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last year. It was February, I think, of twenty twenty one calling out House Democrats saying they've made
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no secret of their ultimate goal with these hearings that they're holding to exert control over the content
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on online platforms. They called in the heads of Twitter, Facebook. And who is the other one?
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Oh, Google and Google. Those three. They called them in and said they this is a quote from one of
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the House Democrats. Industry self-regulation has failed and therefore we must begin the work of
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changing incentives, driving social media companies to allow and even promote misinformation
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and disinformation. So this is this is them trying to use state power to change what the social media
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platforms will allow on their sites. This is why Vivek Ramaswamy had a piece last year arguing in the
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Wall Street Journal that we do need to take a hard look at whether when thanks to both the carrot and
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the stick being used against the social media companies by the government, they've they've
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transformed into something much closer to a state actor that we could treat them, though private,
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as more of a public entity for purposes of free speech. What do you think?
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I mean, that line exists and the and the amount of of of of encouragement, of coercive action that the
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government's taking, that that's going to be the key question. But it's already at a stage where it's
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kind of like, OK, you're really pushing on the social media companies to, you know, for example,
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exclude some of Joe Rogan's episodes. And it's like, OK, that's even even if you don't think you're
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crossing in the line of an abuse of power, which is which is debatable. You know, one thing that the
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new fire of the Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression, you know, tries to emphasize are these
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norms about freedom of speech, about free speech culture. And the idea that kind of like you,
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you are also knowing that you can decide for people in advance what they are or are not allowed
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to hear is fundamentally troubling. And it's also incredibly, frankly, arrogant.
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Yes. Oh, this is I want to talk about this. I also want to I forgot to mention my friend,
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my friend, Jed Rubenstein, who was the co-author of that Wall Street Journal piece with Vivek,
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well worth everyone's time. Humility, free speech and humility go hand in hand. And this is part of
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earlier this week, we had Noah Rothman, who has a new book out called The New Puritans on how
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sort of these wokesters who are trying to police everybody's speech are just like the old Puritans
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and they are totally against fun and they think they know better. And there's a condescension to
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the way they try to police all of our speech and thoughts and so on. And it's that's the opposite
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of humility, which is the willingness to admit you don't know everything. Not all of your opinions
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may be perfectly, quote, right. And that in this country, we prize something above being right
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anyway, which is debate and freedom of expression and the ability to duke it out.
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Well, this is one of just in the past couple of weeks, you know, I've been seeing, you know,
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mainstream, you know, mainstream media outlets coming out with things and assertions that were
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considered misinformation and disinformation at the beginning of covid. You know, so it's the what is
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popularly known has already changed. And we haven't apologized, you know, to some of the people who
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got their accounts shut down because they actually said, hey, maybe actually that. And the funny thing
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about when you mentioned the getting Alex getting in trouble for saying that the vaccines are more of
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a therapeutic. I mean, I've heard very pro vaccine people say essentially that that it doesn't prevent
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transmission. So it's one of these things where if someone is selling you a bill of goods that,
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oh, yeah, we have perfect knowledge at this at this moment, we always think we have perfect knowledge
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and we're always wrong. How do you make of because I mean, I think I know the answer, but what do you
00:25:35.760
make of the fact that Alex sued Twitter, you know, that of using the courts to battle these overreaches?
00:25:44.360
Well, I mean, one thing that that we see, like so, for example, like fire, we fight private colleges.
00:25:50.180
And even though private colleges are not bound by the First Amendment, they do make promises of
00:25:56.320
freedom of speech. They do make promises of academic freedom. And a lot of these social media
00:26:00.220
companies, they have, you know, at least some minimal guarantees of process and minimal guarantees
00:26:05.200
of, you know, that we won't shut down people because of their viewpoint. And if they if they're
00:26:10.420
promising that contractually speaking, then you potentially have a lawsuit.
00:26:13.480
That's how he won. He tweeted out a step by step guide and basically said if Twitter had just
00:26:20.700
had issued no terms of service, they would have won. But because they said, here's our five strike
00:26:27.580
procedure. And, you know, these are the circumstances under which we would permanently
00:26:31.860
ban somebody. And they didn't follow it in his case. And it seemed tailored, you know, specifically
00:26:38.420
after the fact to get Alex off Twitter. That's why he won. So just because it's a private company,
00:26:45.680
it's not true that they can just do whatever they want. There are terms of service and there are
00:26:50.360
implicit and explicit promises in some cases to the users on what they will and will not do.
00:26:56.820
It's helpful, right, to have a lawyer to at least look into a lawyer to call a group like yours and say,
00:27:01.800
do I have something or don't I? And so is that something that you like with the new fire,
00:27:06.420
the new and expanded fire that's off of the college campuses, not off, but adding to help
00:27:11.180
in a case like this for a civilian? We're always willing to answer questions. And particularly when
00:27:17.160
you start having that nexus between, you know, government coercion. One thing that we want to do
00:27:22.020
to target social media, first of all, we, you know, we promote free speech norms, you know,
00:27:27.100
like hearing people out, everyone's entitled to their own opinion, all of these old idioms of a free
00:27:32.680
society. But we want to go a little further with social media. And we're still, you know,
00:27:37.080
we just launched about a month ago, the new expanded mission. So we're still, you know,
00:27:41.420
figuring a lot of stuff out. But one thing I would love to be able to do is to use market pressure on
00:27:47.400
social media and give them ratings in terms of like this, you know, this social media site,
00:27:53.180
if you have controversial opinions, if you want free speech, go to this one. This one gets a D or an F
00:27:58.900
or however we decide to do the ratings. I think that just because something isn't a state actor
00:28:03.900
doesn't mean they're above criticism. And you would think sometimes that people who normally
00:28:08.580
are fairly critical of corporations suddenly are like, well, no, the social media companies can do
00:28:12.760
whatever they want. They can't violate their own promises and they can't avoid criticism if they're
00:28:17.400
going to kick people off for saying, for just having, you know, the wrong opinion.
00:28:22.300
Yeah. It's disturbing because while the courts remain a very important part
00:28:27.580
of this fight against this, you know, identity politics and wokeism and censorship and so on,
00:28:34.340
they're not, it's not good enough. You know, what we really need is for people
00:28:39.240
in their hearts to prize free speech and to be against this. I think it was somebody on my team
00:28:47.620
forwarded me. I'll find it someplace. But it was Judge Learned Hand's take on this, talking about how,
00:28:54.900
you know, I understand, obviously, the Constitution is important and laws are important. But once
00:29:01.000
you've lost the desire for liberty in your heart, there's very little hope for society. And that's
00:29:08.560
what's really disturbing about what's going on here. The social media companies, the people
00:29:12.920
pressuring them, in this case, House Democrats, you know, they've lost the desire for liberty in their
00:29:18.940
hearts. Mm hmm. Yeah. Oh, well, and everybody should check out the speech. It's a 1944 speech
00:29:26.140
given by Judge Learned Hand, one of the probably the most famous lawyer who never made it to the
00:29:30.340
Supreme Court, you know, of all time. It's absolutely beautiful. It's a beautiful poetry
00:29:35.380
about this. It's called the spirit of liberty. And it's something that Americans tweeted it out. That's
00:29:40.000
why it was in my packet. Sorry. Keep going, Greg. It's we also have an audio version of it because
00:29:44.360
it's kind of our lodestar when it comes to free speech culture, because it's just such a beautiful
00:29:48.640
expression of the of this idea. One of the things that I talk about is like the true spirit of
00:29:54.120
liberty is that which is not always sure that it is right. And I say this on campuses, like it's like
00:29:59.800
I'm saying a Zen cone, it like blows people's mind. Like, what does that even mean? It's like, no,
00:30:03.980
there are all these norms that mean that mean make our constitutional norms matter, because there's a
00:30:09.620
million countries out there who have promises of free speech nominally in their constitutions and in
00:30:14.960
their laws. But if they don't have the culture to back it up, it ends up meaning pretty much nothing.
00:30:20.740
Yes, this is. So you tweeted on Independence Day. This is what he writes in part.
00:30:26.040
What do we mean when we say that, first of all, we seek liberty? This is Judge Learned Hand, 1944.
00:30:32.620
I often wonder whether we do not rest our hopes too much upon constitutions, upon laws and upon
00:30:38.540
courts. These are false hopes. Believe me, these are false hopes. Liberty lies in the hearts of men
00:30:44.440
and women. When it dies there, no constitution, no law, no court can even do much to help it.
00:30:52.880
That's I mean, it's profound and it's true and it's slightly depressing.
00:30:57.900
Let me ask you this, though, absolutely. As so much of what he did was Elon Musk,
00:31:04.340
the purchase of Twitter. I support it 100 percent, as most people most
00:31:08.540
people who are not far left do, I think, because he's way more pro-free speech than the people
00:31:13.320
running Twitter now. But the latest news today is this is per The Washington Post. His deal is in
00:31:19.500
peril. It's in, quote, serious jeopardy, according to three people familiar with the matter.
00:31:24.520
His team has stopped engaging in certain discussions around funding for the $44 billion deal,
00:31:30.620
including with one party likely a backer of it. Somebody said somebody, one of the three people
00:31:37.300
close to it, said his team doubts the bot figures that they've been provided by by Twitter and they
00:31:44.520
don't think they have enough information to evaluate Twitter as a business. So that's kind
00:31:49.720
of depressing, too. We need we needed it to happen. It would have been nice to have one platform owned
00:31:55.920
by somebody who genuinely cares about and gets what free speech is.
00:31:59.740
Yeah, no, we did an open letter to Elon Musk saying that, listen, we don't want the government
00:32:06.680
coming in and saying that you have to abide by First Amendment norms. But we got about 100 years
00:32:11.840
of thoughtful, of thoughtful wisdom from people, including people like the great learned at hand
00:32:17.040
on how you can have free speech in the real world. So by all means, you know, look at that. But the
00:32:22.560
thing that I was kind of the most mind blowing, I think, for the American people, unfortunately,
00:32:26.600
by this point, I was kind of used to it to myself, was seeing that after so many articles, so many
00:32:31.680
think pieces, you know, particularly some really, truly atrocious programs on the media, on NPR,
00:32:38.200
that really came out with bad information about freedom of speech, straw man arguments, you know,
00:32:43.140
explaining that free speech is actually turns out actually free speech is not so great or not.
00:32:47.760
Those don't produce the same kind of negative reaction in Twitter, for example, as someone just
00:32:53.640
coming out and saying that I want Twitter to protect freedom of speech. The sheer freak out,
00:33:00.040
you know, of people when he just uttered, you know, the idea that this should do a better job
00:33:04.380
protecting freedom of speech really can show the American people to a degree how much the sort of
00:33:10.540
academic negative conception of freedom of speech, which was even unpopular on campus until fairly
00:33:15.900
recently, is winning the day with a lot of the most influential people in the country.
00:33:20.480
Hmm. And the other the flip side of that is forced speech, you know, forced, you will use
00:33:26.720
the pronouns of someone's choice, or you will be expelled or you will be fired more and more of
00:33:33.720
these. This is becoming mandated on campuses in employment. And is that legal? Well, there's the
00:33:41.360
question we'll leave hanging in the air while we squeeze in a quick break. And Greg will answer it
00:33:45.980
when we come back. We'll talk about some of the insanity that he's fighting.
00:33:48.520
My guest today is Greg Lukianoff for the organization FIRE, the Foundation for Individual
00:34:00.400
Rights and Expression. And if you don't already support them, you should because he's got your
00:34:04.480
back and he doesn't care whether you're a Republican or Democrat. His organization is
00:34:09.240
basically what the ACLU used to be, but no longer is. He's not about politics. He's about principle
00:34:15.760
and your lawsuits that you guys have brought right now that you have pending reflect that you you've
00:34:21.060
defended liberal students whose speech has been punished like a Black Lives Matter poster in a
00:34:27.340
window. And you've defended conservative students who have been punished. You don't care about
00:34:31.300
somebody's politics. What you care about is our Constitution. So good for you. And so give us a
00:34:36.740
minute on how you're expanding, because I even as your fan, I don't totally get get like how big
00:34:41.700
are we going here? Sure. Well, we're going very big. And we're currently an organization about 85
00:34:48.100
people. We're about a 20 million dollar organization now focused overwhelmingly on higher ed, but already
00:34:53.700
doing some amount of education about freedom of speech. We have K through 12 outreach. We have we were
00:34:59.600
expanding to begin with to some degree. But we decided that we needed to go beyond campus ASAP,
00:35:07.380
because frankly, 2020 was the worst year for free speech, at least in the US that I have seen,
00:35:13.620
period. And so even though we were thinking about maybe holding off expanding beyond campus until
00:35:19.440
2024, our 25th anniversary, we're like, this cannot wait. So we announced it about a month ago,
00:35:24.780
we're expanding the most in three places. Research, litigation, we're tripling our litigation
00:35:31.040
staff. And so, you know, lawyers out there, people who really care about freedom of speech,
00:35:36.180
contact us, apply for jobs, we need the best of the best. But the biggest thing we're doing,
00:35:40.600
and one thing I'm super excited about is doing a gigantic public education push, a series of
00:35:45.980
wonderfully moving ads that reminds people that free speech, just like Learned Hand, like to
00:35:51.320
remember us, is about these compelling, beautiful ideas about what a democracy, what a democratic
00:35:57.340
republic is supposed to look like. Or going a different way. I love that you're fighting it.
00:36:04.200
Um, I mentioned before the break, you know, this now push and more and more schools and even
00:36:09.920
companies to make the unwillingness to say somebody's preferred pronouns, effectively the
00:36:17.040
professional death penalty, like you, you can be fired for that, or you can be expelled for that. And
00:36:22.640
it's not just college. This isn't about pronouns, but it is about speech. Our friends over at FAIR
00:36:28.180
Foundation Against Intolerance and Racism sent this to us. Uh, the Hamilton Southeastern School Board
00:36:33.560
of Trustees in Indiana, right? So this is a heartland, just decided to change its K through 12
00:36:40.040
student handbook. You can now potentially get expelled for the following microaggressions,
00:36:47.780
right? All right, listen, here's a couple of examples. If you say to somebody, and it doesn't
00:36:52.100
matter what their skin color is, you are so articulate. The message they say is it's unusual
00:36:57.740
for someone of your race to be intelligent. So I guess it doesn't matter. If I say that to you
00:37:02.120
as a K through 12 student, I could basically be insulting your race, not your whatever. Um,
00:37:09.220
if you look at a person of color, I guess, I don't know, they just say, if I, if you look at
00:37:12.760
somebody and say, when I look at you, I don't see color. Well, that denies a person of color's racial
00:37:17.420
and ethnic experiences used to be a principle of Martin Luther King's, but now it can get you
00:37:22.500
expelled. Um, if you say, yeah, use of the pronoun of the pronouns, he, or the term guys to refer to
00:37:32.120
all people. So a teacher standing in front of a room full of kids saying, all right, guys, it's time
00:37:36.880
to wrap it up. Fired. Potentially could be suspended by this is insane. And yet when, when fair wrote to
00:37:44.620
them and complained, the board wrote back, uh, we're doubling down. No, a hundred percent. We
00:37:49.280
stand by every word. We're doing it in the heartland and beyond. Yeah. So microaggressions,
00:37:55.820
a lot of times people misunderstand what me and my coauthor, Jonathan height, you know,
00:37:59.320
are saying about microaggressions. Should you be aware of ways that you unintentionally insult
00:38:03.560
people without knowing it? Absolutely. Um, but when you try to, when you make these into rules,
00:38:08.400
you produce truly ridiculous and really scary, uh, results. Um, I mean, one of the ones that they
00:38:14.040
would talk about was, uh, as being a microaggression from the very beginning is asking someone where
00:38:18.640
they're from. I'm a first generation American. My mom's from Britain. My dad's, uh, from Russia
00:38:23.300
by way of Yugoslavia. Um, that was a very normal thing for immigrant kids and first generation
00:38:27.900
kids to ask. There's nothing that it wasn't considered. It was considered being incurious
00:38:31.980
to not ask that. So it really, it shows you how far we've gone from appreciating free speech,
00:38:37.740
both as a legal right, but also as a cultural right. If you're suddenly saying that actually
00:38:41.780
these things that we've now decided, um, are deeply offensive, even though we thought
00:38:46.280
the exact opposite were deeply offensive 10 years ago. Now these will get you kicked out
00:38:50.720
of K through 12. Um, it's been, it's been a very rapid slide over the last 10 years.
00:38:56.500
And yeah, I I'm right with fair. I'm very worried about these kinds of policies.
00:39:00.720
And even like the use of the pronoun he as a stand in for everybody, and we've been doing
00:39:05.220
that for time in memoriam. It's too laborious. It takes too much space on the paper to cover
00:39:10.780
everybody. What are you supposed to do in the case of emergency? Um, if one finds oneself
00:39:17.060
locked in, one should get the key. And then when one wants to leave, he, she, they say them
00:39:25.140
should come on. We need a short form. And it doesn't, as a woman, I've never felt offended
00:39:30.700
by this is absurd. This is like solving a problem that only a few loud, annoying people actually
00:39:36.520
have. In my first book on learning Liberty, I talk about the, the will to be offended,
00:39:41.740
that it's kind of a decision to figure out a way to be offended, because I think it makes
00:39:45.900
people feel, you know, elevated in some way. And when it comes to, I also think that there's
00:39:50.700
a sense that anybody before 2020, you know, was some kind of horrible, uh, troglodyte,
00:39:57.460
like they, they, they, they were evil and none of the stuff that occurred to people before.
00:40:00.960
And I grew up with a very strong sense that, uh, and so did, I think everybody else that guys,
00:40:05.460
you know, had become something that was completely gender neutral. Like when you're telling your
00:40:08.860
friends, Hey guys, let's go over here. And you have to decide to figure out a way to make that
00:40:13.080
offensive. I would say it when speaking to a group of women I'm, I'm out with that are all women.
00:40:19.440
I would say, Hey guys, are we ordering? What are we doing? Like what? Right. Gwendolyn shaking her
00:40:23.720
head. Yes. And she's young. Um, unlike me. Okay. So let's talk about the latest because the other
00:40:30.080
thing that I know that you guys have been saber rattling about in a good way is the title nine
00:40:35.060
revisions that the, that this administration is trying to push through and how wrong they are
00:40:43.040
for all of Trump's, you know, troubles in terms of whatever my audience heard me talk about his
00:40:47.720
temperament and so on. This is one of the greatest things he did. He reversed the Obama era's erasure
00:40:54.240
of due process process for young men accused on college campuses. And now Biden's bringing back
00:40:59.580
those problematic due process approaches. Uh, and I don't know, are they going to get away with it?
00:41:06.220
Greg outline what he's doing and whether you think he's going to get away with it.
00:41:10.360
Well, this has been, you know, battle, uh, you know, of, of my life, you know, my careers go,
00:41:14.560
goes back to 2001 and believe it or not, back then the department of education was actually saying
00:41:19.480
that if universities pass speech codes and claim that title nine made them do so, uh, that's not us.
00:41:25.180
Um, you can't, you know, if you go ahead and do that, um, you can't do that. If you're,
00:41:29.740
if you're bound by the first amendment, even if you're a private college, you shouldn't blame us
00:41:34.240
for that. And that'll change in 2011. That's when you started having the department of education under
00:41:38.800
Obama, you know, passing all of these new rules, limiting due process for people accused of sexual
00:41:43.920
harassment. People sometimes immediately jump to assault. It's like, no, it's actually about harassment.
00:41:48.420
Just rape is considered a kind of harassment and, uh, and so is assault, which is, which is an
00:41:54.160
interesting progression of law anyway. And then in 2013, they made an even bigger threat to freedom
00:41:59.140
of speech because your listeners might not know this, but since the eighties, those, those campus
00:42:03.820
speech codes that came out in the eighties, um, just 20 years after the free speech movement in Berkeley,
00:42:08.280
those were all harassment codes. And they all claimed that they had to pass these codes that may
00:42:12.840
be anything that could be deemed offensive, uh, you know, punishable under that university policy.
00:42:18.420
So we fought so hard to get rid of, um, these ridiculous codes. We knew that general counsels
00:42:24.740
at universities, if you get behind closed doors, we're saying this is impossible. We are being put
00:42:29.540
in a situation where we will be on the losing side of a due process lawsuit. If we implement these
00:42:34.660
policies, because they, they provide practice, they provide very little due process to those accused
00:42:39.220
of harassment and assault. And we, and we got the, we got these changes. Uh, Betsy DeVos's department
00:42:46.300
education did a great thing here. Um, they included limit limiting harassment, so it couldn't be used
00:42:50.780
against freedom of speech. And all that work has, has been undone despite the fact, by the way,
00:42:56.220
Megan, that there's been, you know, 200 cases almost so far where universities have been on the losing
00:43:01.700
side of cases. We're just trying to enforce the, these rules they're losing. And still they go ahead
00:43:07.860
and pass. They get rid of all these important reforms to title nine. Let's just talk about a
00:43:13.200
few of them because it really, it's shocking. It shocks the conscience, what they want to get rid
00:43:17.200
of, uh, things like the right to cross-examine your accuser and the right to see the evidence
00:43:25.140
against you. That it's insane. That's what Joe Biden wants to eliminate. Uh, among other things
00:43:31.620
for in particular, it tends to be young men, could be young women, but accused of sexual harassment on
00:43:36.900
college campuses. And if you get found guilty of one of these things, you get expelled. Usually
00:43:40.360
you get kicked out of the college and you get a label on you that follows you around like the
00:43:43.980
grim reaper. So you can't see the evidence against you and you can't cross-examine your accuser
00:43:49.700
anymore. And they're taking us back. I, as I understand it, Greg, to these kangaroo courts where
00:43:55.820
the victim's rights advocate will be the investigator on the case and will also be now the cross-examiner
00:44:03.000
if she thinks cross-examination is necessary and will be the finder of fact on whether you did it.
00:44:10.120
Yeah. Well, and the cross-examination, eliminating that is particularly striking because a court,
00:44:15.400
uh, I believe it was six circuit court said that you have to allow for, for cross-examination. If
00:44:19.980
you want to have a program that, that is in the least bit, uh, in the least bit fair. So they're,
00:44:25.760
they're actually knowingly defying existing law. Uh, and also things that just, you know,
00:44:30.180
that anybody who cares about fairness, uh, should, should be, uh, could, should be concerned
00:44:34.320
about. Here's what's great about fire among other things, the law that you helped get passed
00:44:42.460
in Louisiana. And I didn't even know about this. I, I took a look at what you advise them and they
00:44:47.920
did it good for them. Um, and all, and the next thing I did was to Google the best colleges in
00:44:53.660
Louisiana because I want my children to go there. I want, I want them to be Tulane came up first,
00:44:58.120
Louisiana attack, university of Louisiana. I could go down the list. Um, these are the things that
00:45:03.900
they just put into law. They're saying any public college students and student organizations,
00:45:09.000
um, basically have to follow when somebody gets accused, the express presumption of innocence.
00:45:14.980
It's crazy, Greg, but that's, that's not a thing anymore, right? Most college campuses don't,
00:45:19.060
they don't have that. Yeah. The idea that you even have to argue for this stuff is,
00:45:23.280
is kind of mind blowing. And meanwhile, when it comes to like, I, there was a, uh, Dean from a
00:45:30.200
school and I can't actually name the Dean cause he doesn't want me to, but he would say that like
00:45:34.120
that the, these laws create the worst of all possible worlds. And I was wondering what he
00:45:38.520
meant by that. And what he was saying was, listen, if you're guilty of rape, then you're surely not
00:45:44.180
being punished nearly enough by just being kicked out of a college. But if it's just because of
00:45:48.900
something you said, if it's speak at, and if it's a total, you know, um, a kangaroo court situation,
00:45:54.000
and clearly you did nothing wrong, then, uh, then it's truly, uh, it's a miscarriage of justice.
00:45:59.140
So even, you know, people who are guilty, aren't being punished nearly enough. And people who aren't
00:46:03.820
are consistently being kicked out of school. So you've got the presumption of innocence written
00:46:08.120
into this law that would govern the public colleges. Um, you've got the right to the active
00:46:14.300
assistance of attorney during all stages of the disciplinary process, the right to cross
00:46:18.340
examination, advanced notice of the charges, reasonable, continuous access to the administrative
00:46:23.320
file, and all of the evidence in the institution's possession, including evidence that might demonstrate
00:46:28.260
the accused innocence, uh, and impartiality from the hearing panel, including a prohibition
00:46:33.280
against one person filing or filling multiple roles during the adjudication process. This is the
00:46:39.300
way forward. We need more. Is there any other state besides Louisiana who's passed a law like this?
00:46:43.920
We got some good, um, due process protections, I think in, in North Carolina, pretty early on,
00:46:49.400
but we're going to, we're going to keep pushing this. And I, I love the fact that you read those
00:46:53.040
rights because I think every American would assume like, wait, there are situations where I can't know
00:46:57.340
what the evidence against me is or what I'm charged with or the presumption of innocence. And
00:47:01.460
the more people look into this, I think the more horrified they'll be.
00:47:04.340
All right. This is why everybody needs to support fire and Greg's new expanded mission. I know you've
00:47:10.640
gotten some big donations. You need even more. Uh, what's the website before I let you go. So
00:47:15.360
people who want to support this mission can the fire.org and we've raised $30 million for the
00:47:20.260
expansion already, but I'm still trying to raise another, another 50 because what we, what our research
00:47:25.220
tells us is that Americans want freedom of speech and that really the emperor is wearing no clothes and
00:47:30.100
you just have to stand up to the bullies who want to shut you up. Our young lawyer. I would love to
00:47:36.120
work for a group like yours. I would love to spend my life fighting these legal battles. They matter.
00:47:41.280
It really is what the ACLU used to be. And I know, you know, you did a whole documentary on what the
00:47:46.360
ACLU used to be. Um, it's over for them. We've got to move on without them. We need fire, thefire.org.
00:47:53.160
Greg, what a pleasure. Great to see you again. Thank you, Megan.
00:47:55.600
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00:48:01.020
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00:48:43.000
standup comedians touring today, Angela Johnson Reyes. Angela recently released a memoir called,
00:48:49.740
who do I think I am? Who do I think I am? Stories of Chola wishes and caviar dreams.
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And we're so glad to have her with us today. Angela, welcome to the show.
00:49:02.300
So good to have you here. I'm great. I'm great. Thank you so much for doing this. So I,
00:49:06.340
where, where does the title come from? Because now having read, uh, large portions of the book,
00:49:10.700
I haven't made the entire way through, but I love what I've read. Um, what, what are you trying
00:49:15.060
to get at when you say, who do I think I am? So who do I think I am is layered. It's who do I think
00:49:20.880
I am? Stories of self-identity growing up Mexican and American, but I didn't speak Spanish. My last
00:49:26.540
name was Johnson. I wanted to be a Chola real bad, but nobody was scared of little Payasa Johnson.
00:49:32.580
Like it just did not work. And it's like, who am I trying to figure that out? Who I am,
00:49:38.420
even in my faith, like growing up, you know, Christian and evolving and, and finding out who
00:49:44.040
am I, who do I think I am? But it's also, who do I think I am to dream such big dreams and go for
00:49:51.420
them? Like, who do I think I am to say something outrageous? Like I want to be an actress. Like,
00:49:55.560
what did I know about being an actress? I knew nothing about being an actress, the audacity I
00:50:00.100
have to say something like that. So it's like, who do I think I am to go for my dreams, to be writing
00:50:06.360
a book, to be living this life. So it's like the audacity to chase your dreams and figuring out who
00:50:11.460
I am. All right. So what's a Chola? Okay. So a Chola is like a tough Latina, like gangbanger
00:50:20.480
chick. Like I wanted to be that girl from the movies that you saw, the Mi Vida Loca from Training
00:50:28.780
Day. Like I wanted to be that tough chick in a low rider. I want, but I wasn't cut out for it. Let me
00:50:35.640
tell you, I want to, I would tell my mom, I'd be like, mom, do we have any family members
00:50:39.420
in prison? Like I wanted some like street credit. You know what I mean? I was like, give me some
00:50:43.180
street credit. Mom, do we have any family members in prison? And she's like, no, we're not that
00:50:46.660
family. Stop. But I wanted it so bad. I wanted my Chola name. I wanted to ride in a low rider
00:50:53.540
with hydraulics. I wanted that life. But there's still part of me that still wants that, that
00:50:57.600
life. Just the look of it. I don't actually want to commit crimes or anything.
00:51:00.980
Right. Good call. And we'll get to that. We're like, there's a character based on that
00:51:04.760
in part. And I think it's also based on your brother, which is amazing and extremely, extremely
00:51:08.920
popular, which we'll talk about in one second. But, um, so is it true that you, when considering
00:51:13.480
what you might be, cause I've talked about this before, I was made to take a little test
00:51:16.320
of what you might be, you know, when you're late, when you're older, what do you want to
00:51:19.360
be when you grow up? And believe it or not, it actually told me that I should be a journalist
00:51:22.640
and I rejected that and went to law school. Yours told you, you should go to law school
00:51:28.520
and you actually considered that and wisely moved on from that as a suggestion, found
00:51:36.240
Yep. I realized I didn't want to actually be a lawyer. I just wanted to play a lawyer
00:51:40.280
on TV. Like, that's what I want. I wanted to be an actress is what it was. But, um, you
00:51:45.540
had to go to a lot, a lot of school to be a lawyer and I did not love school. So I was
00:51:50.680
like, you know what? Let me just pretend. And you spent like a day, right? You spent
00:51:54.000
a day pretending. Like, what would it, what would it, what would I look like? What would
00:51:57.140
I sound like if I were a lawyer? And I'm curious as somebody who practiced law for 10
00:52:00.180
years, whether you did like run, run me through it.
00:52:03.420
It was just real stressed. All I would do is I would pretend to answer a phone and be
00:52:07.960
like, I'm on it and slam the phone down and I would get a red pen and I would write
00:52:12.900
things in a red pen and it was just stressed out. Like that's, I just knew how to be
00:52:17.340
stressed. That's what it meant to be a lawyer is that's all I know how to do.
00:52:20.680
I love it. Yes. I, uh, I think your books did something like, I just kept yelling out
00:52:25.160
to Cheryl. That's actually exactly how it is. Yeah. I think you nailed it. Yeah. Very
00:52:35.400
stressed and angry and angry. And I know you can relate to that. We'll get to that in a
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minute. So you decided no to the law career, but you did decide acting would be fun, but
00:52:44.840
it sounds like you felt like that was just too like, Oh, come on. I'm from California.
00:52:48.220
I'm going to be an actress. Okay, sure. Sure. That's going to happen. So you kind of didn't
00:52:52.460
take your own dream seriously for a while. Well, I didn't take it seriously because it
00:52:57.620
felt so far fetched. Like I'm this little Mexican American girl from San Jose, California.
00:53:03.000
Where do you see actors in San Jose? You don't like, I don't, how do you even be in the movie?
00:53:07.780
Like I remember I would go to the movies and I couldn't enjoy it because I was just mad that
00:53:12.260
I wasn't in it and I didn't know how to get in it. I was like, if somebody told me how I could be
00:53:17.940
like, just show me where that car is and I can stand by that car. Like that girl's doing, like
00:53:22.380
I knew I could do, I just didn't know how. And I would never say it out loud because I was embarrassed.
00:53:27.620
It was like, I was ashamed to say that I had such big dreams to be an actress because I might as well
00:53:34.320
say I want to be a princess, you know, like that's how far fetched it was. And so I kind of tucked it
00:53:39.320
away in my heart. And it wasn't until I had a friend who moved from San Jose to Hollywood
00:53:45.540
and she was in a Ross commercial. She was in an NSYNC video. And I was like, Ooh, I know somebody
00:53:51.620
famous. Oh my God. And, um, I remember talking to her one day and I was like, Hey, I want to do
00:53:57.560
what you're doing. And she's like, okay, if you move out here to Hollywood, I will help you get
00:54:03.180
started and I'll help show you the ropes. So now this far fetched fantasy was becoming more of an
00:54:08.740
attainable dream, something I could actually go for. And she was the only person that I had
00:54:13.480
like told my secret to. And right around the same time, I had another friend who was a cheerleader
00:54:18.880
for the Oakland Raiders. And, um, she was like, Hey, I'm a cheerleader for the Raiders. Now you
00:54:24.440
should come try out. And I was like, Oh, that's not really my jam. That's not my thing. Um, and then
00:54:30.900
it was one of those moments where I was like, I was praying about it. And I was like, God, what do I do
00:54:34.900
with my life? Like I want to be an actress. I'm going to go and I'm going to try out for the
00:54:39.640
Oakland Raiders. And if I make the squad, I will do it for one year and then I will move to LA and
00:54:45.540
I will pursue my dreams to be an actress. And if I don't make the squad, then I'm going to take that
00:54:49.820
as my sign from God that the entertainment industry is not for me. And I will go be a dog
00:54:54.720
walker or a massage therapist or something. Cause those are the only other things that I'm good at
00:54:58.640
is giving massages and petting dogs. So I was like, I'll be one of those things. And I tried out
00:55:03.520
for the Raiders. I made the squad and I came home from the Superbowl. We went to the Superbowl
00:55:08.460
that year is like the best year to pick to be a cheerleader for the Oakland Raiders came home from
00:55:12.220
the Superbowl, packed up my stuff. And I moved to Hollywood and started from the ground up as an
00:55:18.180
extra. And that's when I really started to pursue my dreams to be an actress. How did you make it onto
00:55:25.320
the Oakland Raiders cheer squad without, it doesn't sound like you were a hardcore cheerleader or dancer.
00:55:31.520
Like, how did you do that? It must've been very competitive.
00:55:34.260
I was a cheerleader, but a different kind of cheerleader. I grew up doing like pop Warner
00:55:39.240
college all-stars, like that kind of stuff where it's stunts and tumbling. The Raiders was more
00:55:45.840
sexy, beautiful, and like train dancing, like pirouettes and, you know, spot when you turn.
00:55:53.720
I'm like, I don't know how to turn. Like, what do you mean? And, um, so when I went to this
00:55:58.580
audition, um, I drove by myself to Oakland, there was about 700 girls at this audition. It was an
00:56:03.980
open call audition. They had everybody there. They had people wearing like cat costumes and like, it
00:56:09.220
was anybody who was welcome. And, um, so I try out and I make it to the second round. I'm like,
00:56:15.240
oh, okay. I mean, the first round was like, they ask you a few questions and you smile. Um, and then
00:56:19.880
I made it to the second round. We had to learn dance. And so I'm learning the choreography that at
00:56:23.680
this point, there's maybe 300 girls left. And we're in this banquet room at this hotel in Oakland
00:56:29.160
and the choreographer is on stage and she has one of those like Britney Spears microphones on and
00:56:34.700
she's, you know, five, six, seven, eight doing the choreography and whatnot. And then she stops and
00:56:41.200
she jumps off the stage and she kind of weaves her way through the crowd. And she comes up to me and
00:56:45.720
she goes, clearly you have no dance training, but you have something that cannot be taught.
00:56:53.980
And that was the most powerful backhanded compliment I had ever received in my life.
00:56:58.940
And I still hold onto it till this day because I got what she was saying. She was absolutely right.
00:57:03.880
I had no dance training, but I had something within me. I had the it factor. I had something that you
00:57:09.560
can't teach people. You either have it or you don't. What was it? Cause I know you would wind up
00:57:13.780
winning rookie of the year as a cheerleader for the Raiders. And so like you did have,
00:57:19.240
she was right. What was it? I don't know, girl. It's just my it. You know what I mean? It's just,
00:57:24.700
I have what it takes to do what I do. You have what it takes to do what you do. Not everybody can
00:57:29.660
do what you do and you do it so well. And it's just like, you can't teach people how to do you
00:57:34.680
either have it or you don't. It's that it factor. It's, it's what the X factor on the TV show,
00:57:40.000
either have it or you don't, you know? But, um, yeah, I'm, I'm grateful that this is what I get
00:57:45.560
to do. You know, it reminds me of a young aspiring broadcaster at Fox when I was there, um, who used
00:57:52.500
to put on the camera, she would like put on, on the screen, like right beneath the screen that
00:57:57.480
you'd be looking into a sign, a message to herself that read, and I quote, don't forget to sparkle.
00:58:04.120
Oh, bless her. You either sparkle or you don't sparkle, but you can't, you can't remember to
00:58:14.840
sparkle. Turn on my sparkle. Don't forget it. Hey, I'm going to, I may adopt that. Don't forget
00:58:23.900
to sparkle. You guys remind me of that. That is it prep and landing. That's Chris's special
00:58:28.520
where they're like, that's not very tinsel. Oh, you've got to watch it. It's amazing. Okay. So
00:58:35.100
you have a very successful year as a cheerleader and that's your, that's your sign, your sign from
00:58:41.860
God that you're on the right path and you're going to go pursue your, your dream of becoming an
00:58:46.160
actress. You moved to Hollywood, your friend starts helping you and your, your desire to start as like
00:58:51.460
getting parts as an extra made me laugh because my mom, who is hilarious, she, she always feels that,
00:58:58.200
you know, she could have had a career in front of the camera because she's very vivacious. And, uh,
00:59:03.020
for a short stint after law school, I dated a filmmaker. He was an aspiring filmmaker. He'd been,
00:59:08.220
he'd made one independent film and he told her that if she just says the word hello in a movie,
00:59:14.880
they have to pay her $500. So every time she would open the door, when he would come to visit me,
00:59:20.380
she'd be like, hello, hello. Everything was an audition. He never cast her practice or different
00:59:28.540
hellos. But that's how the greats get started by being an extra. And you wound up becoming an extra
00:59:35.080
on literally like one of the most successful shows in television history friends. So how did that
00:59:41.520
happen? Oh my gosh. Great story. I love this story. Um, so my friend kept her word. She said,
00:59:49.120
if you move out here, I will help you get started. I'll help show you the ropes. And she sure did.
00:59:53.100
And she was like, okay, listen, you're going to go sign up to be an extra and you're going to go
00:59:58.320
to central casting. And that's where they cast all the extras for all the TV shows and movies.
01:00:02.280
And she's like, you're going to see a line of people standing outside all the way out the door
01:00:06.980
down the block. And they're all waiting to be an extra. I don't want you to wait in line. Okay.
01:00:10.820
I want you to go to the store, get a tray of cookies, and I want you to bring your Raider at headshot.
01:00:15.300
And I want you to go straight through the doors to the front window. And you tell the lady that
01:00:19.500
you're here to see Sam. And when Sam comes out, I want you to give him the cookies and give him your
01:00:25.320
headshot. And I want you to tell him you're new to town and you want to be an extra. That's it.
01:00:29.900
And I was like, girl, this sounds real sleazy. Like this sounds like all the casting couch stories
01:00:35.640
that I've heard that you don't want to be a part of. Like, what are you doing? And she's like,
01:00:41.200
No, exactly. Don't get no funfetti cookies. And I'm like, okay, what's funfetti cookies? Is that
01:00:46.160
code word for something like funfetti cookies? And she's like, just get chocolate chip. So I show up
01:00:52.960
at central casting. I have my tray of cookies, my sleazy cookies, my bribe. I'm walking past all
01:00:57.560
these people. It's like that I can tell that they know what I'm doing. I'm like, I'm sorry,
01:01:01.040
you guys, I'm just doing what I have to do. I'm trying to do what you think.
01:01:03.940
So I go through, I go to the front door and I talked to the woman at the window and I'm like,
01:01:09.920
hi, I'm here to see Sam. She's like, okay, he'll be right out. And here through the doors walks this
01:01:15.740
guy, Sam, and he's wearing a Raiders hat. Now keep in mind, he had just come off the Superbowl,
01:01:21.860
maybe like a month ago. And so he's wearing a Raiders hat. And here I am with my tray of cookies
01:01:26.660
and my Raiderette headshot. And he's like, hey, what's up? And I'm like, oh, hi, I'm new to town
01:01:33.960
and I wanted to be an extra. These are for you. And this is for you. And I hand him my Raiderette
01:01:38.500
headshot. And he's like, Raiders, no way. And he's like flipping out. And he's like, yeah, we'll get
01:01:44.200
you signed up. Don't even worry about it. He calls me like three days later. And he's like, hey,
01:01:48.180
do you want to be an extra on Friends? And I was like, my favorite show of all time. Yeah.
01:01:52.400
Wow. And so immediately, that's my first job is I'm an extra on my favorite show of all time. And I
01:02:00.900
remember walking onto the set and seeing the guy's apartment, the girl's apartment, Central Park,
01:02:08.580
the coffee shop. It was so magical. I can still smell the soundstage today. Like it just it feels
01:02:14.900
so magical. Like the dreamer inside of me wakes up, you know, and I think about that time and and just
01:02:20.540
walking on. And I was nobody. I was an extra like extras are not respected. We're like the bottom of
01:02:26.240
the totem pole. But I didn't care. I wasn't there to be respected. I was there to chase my dreams,
01:02:31.660
to watch and learn. And it was basically like I got to take free class from Jennifer Aniston,
01:02:36.640
Lisa Kudrow, Courtney Cox. I'm watching them make their decisions. I'm watching them communicate with
01:02:43.660
the crew, communicate with the director, communicate with the writers. I'm learning all this
01:02:48.620
new language. I'm I'm watching and learning from the best of the best. And I ended up being an extra
01:02:54.600
on friends for seasons nine and 10. And I made friends with the second AD. And he was funny. I
01:03:02.940
was funny. We kept making each other laugh. And he's like, I'm gonna bring you back tomorrow. I'm
01:03:06.480
like, okay. And then I come back tomorrow. And he's like, I'll bring you back next week. I'm like,
01:03:10.100
okay. And next thing you know, I come back for the whole season nine and the whole season 10.
01:03:14.140
And it was probably till this day, still my most favorite job that I have ever had. And I can't
01:03:22.100
believe that I got to be on a part of history to be on that show. And I can still see me in the
01:03:26.760
background sometimes because I still watch. Yeah. Well, like, where were you? If I wanted to find
01:03:30.120
you in the background and friends, where would you be? In the coffee shop. And I was in Central
01:03:34.900
Perk many times. And you know, just walking in the back and they'll be like, okay, when you hear
01:03:39.460
Joey say, how you doing? Then you walk from the bar over here to this seat over here, like that was
01:03:44.420
your cue and stuff. But there's one episode that that people will for sure see me. It's I don't
01:03:50.280
know if they were like trying to keep it real this one episode. But they're like, how is it that this
01:03:54.300
gang really gets to sit on the couch every single time they come there? Right? So there's one episode
01:03:59.560
that they're sitting at the high top table behind the couch, because there's two girls sitting on the
01:04:04.660
couch. And I'm one of the girls. And they had me with like my books out, like I'm a college student
01:04:09.440
studying. It was I was pretending to be a lawyer. Again, I was studying on the couch. And that's me.
01:04:14.400
So you could definitely Cheryl, Cheryl. Yeah. So that's amazing. That's like being able to audit an
01:04:21.580
acting class, right by some of the top most talented actors in the country. So what fun and I love the way
01:04:28.240
you write about in your book about how they were all your friends, or in your mind, at least.
01:04:32.360
Um, but, but I don't like over two years, you must have spent some time with them. And was it a
01:04:38.620
positive experience? Like, you know, the interactions you had with them?
01:04:42.220
Oh, yeah. Incredible. I mean, I got invited to their holiday party, which, you know, being an extra
01:04:50.160
getting invited to a holiday party, that must mean you're one of the favorites, because extras don't
01:04:54.000
get invited to the holiday parties, but I sure did. And I, I remember just, I would have small
01:05:00.440
interactions with them. I wouldn't try to do the most like anytime there was somebody trying to do
01:05:04.100
the most trying to like strike up a strike up a conversation with them. They'd be like, No,
01:05:07.940
move her out of the way. Please stop talking to Jennifer Aniston. I was never seen again.
01:05:12.640
Like I was just quiet, minding my own business. And if they spoke to me, I would speak back,
01:05:18.040
period. And so there would be times like at the craft service table. And I'm just there like
01:05:23.300
getting some snacks. Yeah, I was getting my groceries for the week is what I was doing because I was
01:05:26.600
poor. And I was just making, you know, like 100 bucks being an extra. So I was like, let me get
01:05:30.400
my groceries, put them in my backpack and take them home. That's what I was doing. And then there's
01:05:34.440
one time Lisa Kudrow walks up. And she's standing next to me at the craft service table. And she she
01:05:39.600
gets this little tea cake, she takes by a tea cake. She's like, Oh, these are good, right? And I was
01:05:45.160
like, mm hmm. And that's all she said to me, like 20 years ago, she said, Hmm, these are good,
01:05:51.600
right. And still, I remember the one time Lisa Kudrow talked to me and said, these are good,
01:05:57.600
right? And that's it. And I said, Mm hmm. That's it. And I remember my interaction. All she had to do
01:06:02.640
was pay attention. See me. She saw me. And that's all I needed. Was it one of those things where you're
01:06:06.880
like, where was my natural wit at that moment? Why couldn't I have said something would have been my
01:06:10.360
funny self? Yeah, nothing. I that could have been my audition. She could have been like, Oh, let's put
01:06:14.920
her in a scene. Nope. I just said. Nailed it. Okay, so after friends that it ended after a couple
01:06:22.900
of years. And I recall a passage in the book to the effect of now I'm broke. I'm out of a job. I
01:06:29.160
don't know what to do next. You can't just be an extra forever because it doesn't really pay your
01:06:33.360
bills. And this is when comedy began for you. Like, I mean, you were always funny from the sound
01:06:38.400
of it. But like, the beginnings of it were what an improv class somebody wanted you to take.
01:06:43.780
So I would go to this church back in the day, it was called the Oasis. And every Tuesday night,
01:06:51.180
they would have creative arts night at this church where they would have an acting class,
01:06:55.400
a dancing class, a production class, like, whatever you wanted to get involved in, they were aware that
01:07:00.620
everybody in their congregation was probably in the entertainment industry in some way, shape or form.
01:07:05.380
And so on Tuesday nights, they would have classes for people. So I was in the acting class.
01:07:10.000
And there was a woman there, she saw me, we would play improv games in the acting class. And I was
01:07:14.160
funny in the improv games. And she was like, Hey, do you want to come take my joke writing stand up
01:07:18.840
comedy class? And I was like, I don't know, is it free? And she was like, Yeah, it's free. And I was
01:07:24.280
like, I guess so. I had no desire to be a stand up comedian at all. It was just a free class. So I was
01:07:29.500
like, Sure, get in where you fit in. I might as well. So I take this joke writing class. One of the
01:07:34.620
first jokes that I wrote in this class was this nail salon bit that ended up blowing up my spot
01:07:40.060
years later on YouTube. And I remember at the time I would tell her, I was like, Hey, I have this,
01:07:45.200
this kind of like character that I do. I talked about going to get my nails done. And I remember
01:07:52.680
her saying, Oh, nail salon jokes are so hacky. Everybody has a nail salon joke, just steer clear
01:07:58.160
of nail salon jokes, kind of like steer clear of, you know, flight jokes, like, Oh, you know,
01:08:03.560
in flight food, huh? Like, steer clear of that kind of stuff. And I was like, You know what,
01:08:07.740
I don't know if anybody does it like me. So I'm just gonna do it anyway. And I did that joke. And
01:08:12.800
it ended up blowing up my spot years later on YouTube. But that's how I started doing stand up
01:08:17.240
was in a free class at a church. Wow, you went viral before people were really going viral.
01:08:23.620
And this we have a bit of it, the nail salon clip, one of the reasons that you became a star.
01:08:29.400
Here's here's a little introduction. And enjoy, watch.
01:08:34.280
Me and my sister, we go over, it's a place called Beautiful Nail. I was kind of confused when I first
01:08:39.800
read the sign, though. Beautiful Nail. Just one. Just one nail. Do I get to pick which one? Or?
01:08:55.300
No. Now, with these ladies, they're so nice. You know, they make you feel like it's all about you
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and customer service. You know, whatever you lie, we do for you.
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Really nice. Yeah. As soon as I walk in, they greet me right away. Hi, honey, what you need today?
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Oh, um, can I get my nails done? Okay, honey, do you lie pedicure, too?
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Uh, no, no, just my nails. Honey, why you don't lie?
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Oh, oh, all right, sure, then. I'll get a pedicure, too. Thanks.
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Okay, honey, sit down. No. 6. My Ling, she do for you. Good job.
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Oh, honey, that's why you don't have boyfriend.
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It's been a while since I've actually watched that video.
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I have been doing, when that video was taken, I had been doing stand-up for four months.
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Like, you could even see, like, I was too nervous to take the microphone out of the mic stand.
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I was just, I had just started doing stand-up when that video was taken.
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And then it ended up going viral and blowing up my spot.
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And if I don't do that joke, the crowd will protest.
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It, it, right now it has 42 million views on YouTube.
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It's, there, it's, it's unreal, that video, how viral it went.
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But I, seeing it, like, I, I'm getting the it factor there.
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You know, like, there, you're very beautiful and you have, there's a natural ease.
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But like, have you always been good at impressions?
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When you were growing up, if you wanted to do it, were you one of those people was like,
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You'd get the, you'd get the sort of the gate perfectly.
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And you'll get, you'd get the way they speak perfectly.
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I feel like I've always had an ear for accents and I'm very observant.
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So whether I'm doing an impression of my grandpa or my nail tech or my next door neighbor, I, I watch how their face moves.
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I watch and I listen to what their voice sounds like.
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And I don't know exactly how to, like, I couldn't really teach how to do it.
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But there's something in my ear that I can hear and mimic.
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And it's why I always say, like, I like to sing, but I can never harmonize.
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Because in a harmony, you, you do a note and then I do a different note.
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But once I hear you do what you're doing, I'm just going to copy you.
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Because that's what I do is I copy what I hear.
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If I'm singing with somebody, I can never harmonize.
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Because let me not hear what you're doing so I can sing.
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But the second I hear something, if somebody's talking in an accent to me, I can't help but
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I did an interview yesterday with a guy from Australia.
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I've noticed that whenever I rarely try to do an accent because it's just not right for
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But even in social conversation, if I try to do anybody's accent, it always comes out.
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And that's just like that's inappropriate, too.
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There's some accents that I do that it just it'll always end up British or it'll always
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end up Indian or something like I can start one way.
01:14:09.420
And as I understand it, you get an agent and the agent helps you get an audition for Mad
01:14:15.740
And help me remember what Mad TV is and its importance at this point in our in our cycle.
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So Mad TV is some people would say like Saturday Night Live's little sister.
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Um, and, um, I grew up watching Mad TV and I loved Stuart, Miss Swan.
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Like there were some really great characters that I just loved watching on Mad TV.
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The fact that I could get an audition to be on this show was unreal.
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And this all happened because this nail salon video went viral and people started seeing
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I ended up getting an agent, getting a manager.
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So people would come to my MySpace page and be like, hey, I'm the assistant to so and so
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at Fox, at CBS, at, you know, this production company, that production company.
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So I started taking all these meetings and, um, getting auditions.
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And one of the auditions I got was for Mad TV and they said, you need to come with three
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original characters and three celebrity impressions.
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And I was like, okay, well, I don't do celebrity impressions.
01:15:22.520
I've never done celebrity impressions in my life.
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So what I did was I went to this brand new thing called YouTube and I was like, let me just
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look for any Latina celebrity that I could look like or impersonate.
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And let me just watch some videos of them and let me just copy them.
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So first one, Jennifer Lopez, obviously I start watching video after video, after video of
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I noticed that when she's on the red carpet, she's doing interview and she waves, she waves
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And then I noticed that when she laughed, she would like do this like high pitch kind of like
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And I was like, okay, so I'm going to be Jennifer Lopez on the red carpet and I'm just going
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And, and the one video that I saw, she was saying hi to Philly.
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And so when I auditioned for the show, I was like, this is Jennifer Lopez on the red carpet.
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And every question that they would ask me, her response was hi Philly wave.
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And she would laugh and she would just laugh to all their questions.
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So they thought that I was making this creative choice to be like, oh my gosh, this is so funny.
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That's the only part of Jennifer Lopez I could get down was her laugh and her wave.
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So I was like, well, let me just do this a bunch of times.
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And then I look up Rosalyn Sanchez from without a trace and I start watching her.
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And I noticed that the way she, she spoke with her accent, she spoke very fast.
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She was very quickly with all her words that she was saying.
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And all of her words came out of the front of her mouth.
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She'd be like, did you get a good look at the wisdom is in the case.
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I'm going to talk real fast with the Spanish accent.
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And then it was at the time when Paula Abdul was a judge on American Idol and where she would
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We're not quite sure, but she's doing her, her laugh and just kind of all over the place.
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And so I was like, I'm going to be Paula Abdul and I'm just going to do my drunk clap.
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And I was like, and, um, and then my three original characters were characters that I wrote
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in this free joke writing class at church and they weren't characters for sketch.
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So I did a joke about my grandpa and I was like, well, let me just change it to my grandma.
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And let me just like mold her a little bit, give her some more act outs.
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And I'll, I'll say, this is my grandma and this is my sister.
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And I just started doing all the characters from this free class that I wrote in church
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Now I got to learn how to do all these celebrity impressions.
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I never went to ground lean second city, any of these schools.
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So I was kind of like teaching myself on YouTube, how to do it.
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You didn't need to, you, it, it, forgive me for this analogy, but it reminds me a little
01:18:38.120
We just got back from vacation in Italy and we spent a lot of time looking at the David
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and Florence, you know, Michelangelo sculpture and his one painting in the Uffizi and so on.
01:18:47.860
But they, they talked a lot about the tour guides, his sculpture and how he, like Leonardo
01:18:52.900
da Vinci used to dissect dead bodies so that they could see the musculature and like the
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ligature and like actually understand the biology, the anatomy.
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You could see there's a reason why the David is just so perfect.
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And he's even got the vein running down his arms, just so lifelike in an extraordinary
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So he saw that in, in the dead bodies and the other, in the live ones that he studied,
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and he was able to translate it in a way that was just so realistic.
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Like I could have looked at those same three actresses, those same clips you looked at,
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and I would never have noticed the, the puppet wave ever.
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I would never have noticed that the woman was speaking out of, as you just said, the
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But when you say it, I'm like, yes, a hundred percent.
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So whether you know that you're studying, you know, you're probably your whole life you've
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been studying and you didn't even realize you were developing this extraordinary gift
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You probably had this and now you're finally getting to use it in a way that's paying the
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I say that my dad is the first comedian that I ever met.
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I speak in past because I'm talking about when I was younger, watching him growing up
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He taught me how to get the laugh in a conversation, not by teaching me, okay, you say this.
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He taught me just by doing, and I would watch him in every conversation.
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He had something going back and forth, back and forth.
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And so, and he was very athletic and he's very competitive.
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So I grew up watching that and being like, okay, this is what we do.
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Somebody says this, then you say this real fast.
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I would say that my brother, Kenny is probably the funniest one in our family.
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Like before we on a text thread in our sibling text thread is hilarious.
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But the only thing is I'm the performer of the family.
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I'm the performer, but he's the one who's so quick.
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And when you expand, when you get your own Sirius XM radio channel, you can put him on.
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He can just do his brilliance behind, behind the microphone, but not necessarily on cam.
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And you'll have the whole family do exposing us to your, your quick wit and your humor.
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He is the one who's my inspiration for my other character.
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Um, so explain Bon Cui Cui and how you came up with her for Mad TV.
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When I auditioned for the show, I said, uh, this is my sister.
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And, um, Bon Cui Cui is a mix of a lot of people that I've met throughout my life.
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Like we were just talking about, I watch and I observe.
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And, and so Bon Cui Cui is a mix of a lot of different people, but, uh, two specific
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people, mostly, um, one is a girl from a Burger King drive-thru in Memphis, Tennessee that I
01:22:50.700
I was still in high school, went to Memphis, met this girl at a Burger King drive-thru
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And then the other part of Bon Cui Cui is my brother.
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My brother, Kenny, the one who I said is hilarious.
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Uh, at the time when I created this character, my brother was not sober.
01:23:14.240
And a lot of times it was what other people were thinking, but they would never say it
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He had no filter, but he was, uh, very funny and quick witted and he was a trendsetter.
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So he would say something and people would start saying it.
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He had a new way that he would laugh and everyone would laugh the way he laughed.
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And it would just be a little, and next thing you know, all his coworkers, he does hair.
01:23:36.680
So at the hair salon, all the coworkers, all the other hairstylists, now they all go and
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they all laugh like that just because it's a thing that he did.
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He's going to, um, start closing his hand when he talks.
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Now everybody around him, close their hand when he talks, whatever he does, people start
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And so Bonquiqui, a lot of what she says and does came from me watching my brother and
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She's basically this disgruntled fast food employee who wants to be in music.
01:24:16.480
She wants to be a rapper and she gets fired from every job that she has.
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Welcome to King Burger, where we could do it your way, but don't get crazy.
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Can I get a number six with a cookies and cream milkshake?
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I gotta get the ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it.
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I don't even know how to use that blender, like I'm pressing all these crazy buttons.
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All right, um, I'll have a number three with no cheese, no tomato, and no lettuce.
01:25:09.920
Let me get a number three with no cheese, no tomato.
01:25:45.960
She's so rude, but calling everybody else rude.
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Hugely, hugely successful and famous for a reason.
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Let me squeeze in one more quick break and then we'll come back much more with Angela and
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And when I land it, you're going to know why I'm telling it to you.
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And my middle child was having a tutor help her with some of her homework.
01:26:24.120
And if I if she's just got ants in her pants that day, he'll like play ping pong with her
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or something like that, just to sort of like help her.
01:26:33.360
Well, one day, my son, my eldest needed help with his math.
01:26:39.020
And they, too, took a break with the ping pong.
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And so the tutor sends me a very nice note after spending some time with both of my two
01:26:54.280
Do you know that they have crazy good hand-eye coordination?
01:27:00.800
I said that they get their hand-eye coordination and athletic abilities from their dad.
01:27:10.880
When I read your book, I was like, OK, I need to know this girl because I think she she can
01:27:22.940
And I know from your own upbringing, you can relate.
01:27:27.600
That's why I got my royal inheritance from my dad.
01:27:33.820
But the crazy thing is there's the only people that have the the code to unlock the rage monster
01:27:44.980
He's the only person that has the code to unlock the monster.
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They were the only ones that could unlock the rage monster.
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And then you grow up and now my siblings are my best friends.
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I don't even know the code to the rage monster.
01:28:13.040
My family is actually the reverse where my husband, he never gets he never gets angry.
01:28:19.040
Like, if I really want to do it, I can get him there.
01:28:26.080
So now you and your husband, I understand within the past few years, you did something
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we did as well, which was you moved to the suburbs.
01:28:32.400
And that is one of the many reasons I love this clip, because I did the same thing and
01:28:37.820
because I can 100 percent relate to this comedy bit about city sleep sounds.
01:28:45.400
Now that we live in a house, a lot of things are changing because we used to live in an
01:28:49.880
apartment on a street with all apartment buildings.
01:28:56.280
Now we live in a neighborhood with just houses and I have a backyard with nature and weird
01:29:07.860
noises like sounds I've never even heard before.
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And that's scary because I don't know those sounds.
01:29:41.840
Because where I used to live, I'm used to hearing sounds that are more like...
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Like the sound of somebody getting arrested out front.
01:30:10.880
I remember when I first moved, it was we had wild animals.
01:30:21.260
I remember literally there was several mornings in a row where I was like, what is that sound?
01:30:32.480
It's like this tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet,
01:30:52.500
And people will be like, oh, it's cicada season.
01:30:56.800
But when we first moved here, they're like, oh, it's cicada season.
01:31:02.000
I was like, I think the telephone pole, the wires, I think they're malfunctioning.
01:31:07.120
I think one of them is about to explode right now and fall into the house because it is making
01:31:13.900
And I was like, okay, well, listen, I don't know how to do this out.
01:31:18.240
Now, one of the things I like about your comedy is you stay in your lane.
01:31:25.380
And I'm fine with people who get political in their comedy as long as they keep it both
01:31:29.680
sides, like a Jay Leno approach or a Johnny Carson approach.
01:31:32.860
But so many of the comedians today have gone like hardcore political.
01:31:38.420
So was that a conscious decision by you to just make people laugh?
01:31:42.940
Yeah, I feel like when I'm doing my show, I want everybody to feel welcome.
01:31:50.360
And I am aware that I probably do not agree with a lot of people in the audience on on
01:31:57.060
And that's OK, because at that moment, I I always hope and pray that when people come
01:32:04.900
into my show, that they're able to leave behind the thing that was stressing them out
01:32:10.880
before, whether that be their marriage, maybe they're getting a divorce, maybe their mother
01:32:14.700
is sick, maybe their child is just like wilding out at school and maybe it's politics, maybe
01:32:20.920
it's, you know, all the shootings that are happening, maybe everything that you're seeing
01:32:24.900
on social media, you're seeing on the news, like it can really weigh you down.
01:32:31.840
So we're filling ourselves up with all these things that can feel heavy and enrage us that
01:32:38.180
when you come to my show, I'm like, let's talk about how when I brush my teeth, I do
01:32:44.080
And all we're doing is talking about brushing our teeth like it's a very simple thing, but
01:32:52.340
So it's like an opportunity for us to connect with each other.
01:32:56.680
And instead of disconnect, which is what we do on social media all day is realize who we
01:33:01.520
are disconnected with, like, oh, they believe that.
01:33:07.840
So in this one setting, I have every color in the audience.
01:33:11.160
I have all the different ages in the audience, different sexualities in the audience.
01:33:20.280
When I write material, I write material to, yes, get a laugh, but more importantly, to connect
01:33:25.040
on a human level so people feel seen and heard.
01:33:34.020
I love to see that in the audience, to see people go, me, too.
01:33:40.020
And I'm sure for other comics who do political stuff, they will see people on the audience
01:33:45.720
going, me, too, me, too, because you're in a yes room.
01:33:49.080
You're filled with people who agree with you on everything that you're talking about.
01:33:53.760
But I'm aware that we don't agree on everything and we don't need to agree on everything.
01:33:57.180
But what we can agree on is that I'm a human, you're a human, and we do weird things.
01:34:04.980
And when you come into a stand up club and you deliver a routine, it's such a gift.
01:34:10.520
It's like I am here to give you this special gift to just trying to make you laugh.
01:34:20.500
And so it is filled with it's brought with peril when you go to the political place, because
01:34:25.140
now suddenly it's like, oh, wait, now I feel defensive or wait, now I feel angry or now
01:34:34.920
In the minute we have left, what's next for you?
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What is success 10 years from now look like for you?
01:34:42.860
My dream has always been like a multicam sitcom.
01:34:45.700
I would love and I think it's because I started on Friends and that's like so nostalgic for
01:34:51.000
I would love to do a multicam sitcom and like just love my life.
01:35:01.560
I mean, you don't even need that, of course, but like it would be great to see you in that
01:35:04.460
setting because you obviously have many, many gifts.
01:35:07.100
And thank you so much for helping expose our audience to them.
01:35:09.520
We're going to buy the book and we're going to come check out your tour dates.
01:35:11.840
I'm sad you're not coming to New Jersey, but it seems like you're going to Washington,
01:35:25.920
And there's also a funny story behind that if you read her book.
01:35:28.640
A-N-J-E-L-A-H.com to grab her book, Who Do I Think I Am?
01:35:38.840
I want to tell you next week, we've got Dr. Drew coming back.
01:35:41.900
And comedian Andrew Schultz, he was a huge favorite.