The Michael Knowles Show - September 07, 2024


Brett Cooper Vs Michael Knowles on DATING Facts: Face-Off


Episode Stats

Length

37 minutes

Words per Minute

191.2649

Word Count

7,125

Sentence Count

814

Misogynist Sentences

30

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

On this week's episode of Face Off, Brett and Michael face off against each other in a game of "Have you ever been asked out by a woman?" to see who can get the closest to the other's answer. Will it be Brett or Michael?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right, Brad, what do you have?
00:00:00.940 Five and a half hours.
00:00:02.320 I said seven.
00:00:03.320 It's technically 6.8 hours.
00:00:05.980 I put seven in the prompter, but it's actually 6.8.
00:00:08.520 What was in the prompter?
00:00:09.640 It's seven, but it's not true.
00:00:10.900 I rounded up just to make it easier.
00:00:12.340 So I didn't think you'd get that close.
00:00:14.100 You thought, oh, no, no, no.
00:00:16.360 There's no chance that someone would guess seven over the answer of 6.8
00:00:21.940 in a game where you have to get closest for that going over.
00:00:25.000 You just didn't.
00:00:26.640 Boom.
00:00:27.000 We are so back.
00:00:31.260 The last time Michael Knowles and Brett Cooper faced off,
00:00:33.880 the episode was so hot, so controversial,
00:00:36.800 that the moderators on a certain big tech platform
00:00:39.280 were forced to eradicate the episode from public view entirely.
00:00:42.740 The whole preposterously entertaining video.
00:00:45.720 All due to a joke that Michael Knowles fired off
00:00:48.000 in the last minute of that episode.
00:00:49.720 However, Michael and Brett are back to settle the score,
00:00:53.080 and this time we will cut out all the jokes.
00:00:55.880 This is Face Off.
00:00:57.000 Michael and Brett, the topic is relationships and dating.
00:01:05.480 What have you done to prepare for this?
00:01:07.600 Well, I haven't really dated since, like, the Bush administration,
00:01:11.480 so I'm not up to date.
00:01:13.740 What I do want to know, though, Ben,
00:01:15.600 is what was the joke that got the last one banned?
00:01:18.600 I bet it was funny.
00:01:19.980 Oh, no.
00:01:21.540 It was hilarious.
00:01:23.400 Clearly, it was so funny that they had to eradicate it from public view entirely.
00:01:26.860 Yeah, fair enough.
00:01:27.600 I think you should just bleep that entire sentence, and that can be.
00:01:30.740 People can think that that's what it is.
00:01:32.260 Yeah, you just said,
00:01:33.080 that's going to get us banned this time.
00:01:35.320 You're going to make our editors work already, Michael,
00:01:37.240 and it's been one minute.
00:01:39.460 Did you see, this is so off topic,
00:01:41.680 do you see Blake Lively is now being recanceled
00:01:43.700 because she used **** in an interview years ago?
00:01:46.640 Really?
00:01:47.400 Yeah.
00:01:48.060 She's so back.
00:01:49.400 What's the record for the most times anyone said **** in a Daily Wire video?
00:01:54.980 You guys are already giving away some of these questions,
00:01:56.880 bringing up topics like this,
00:01:58.060 and since we had to redo that episode,
00:02:00.560 the scoreboard is technically tied, 0-0,
00:02:02.380 so to ensure that this episode is fair and balanced,
00:02:05.740 Brett Cooper's producer, Reagan,
00:02:07.220 will be overseeing the scores and chiming in
00:02:09.300 to make sure I don't give Michael any unfair advantages.
00:02:11.980 I was going to say, I'm just here to make sure that you don't cheat.
00:02:16.000 That's fair.
00:02:16.920 We don't really have to
00:02:17.960 because Michael and I have worked together so long
00:02:19.400 that we can finish each other's sandwiches.
00:02:21.940 Oh my gosh.
00:02:23.560 All right, are you ready?
00:02:27.080 Yes, let's do it.
00:02:28.280 All right, according to Match.com,
00:02:30.660 what percent of men have been asked out by a woman?
00:02:33.540 Also, what percent of these men say they were, quote,
00:02:36.400 cool with it?
00:02:37.780 So write down two percentages.
00:02:39.240 We'll see who gets closer.
00:02:40.160 Is it closest for that going over,
00:02:41.980 or just closest?
00:02:43.220 It's just closest.
00:02:44.280 It should be closest for that going over
00:02:45.900 because then there are two options.
00:02:47.220 Well, we'll talk about the rules next time.
00:02:49.000 Well, do y'all want to establish that now going forward
00:02:51.120 because that is an option?
00:02:52.000 It should be closest for that going over
00:02:53.280 because otherwise, two people, you know,
00:02:55.120 if it's like 20 and it's 18 and 22, we'd tie.
00:02:59.340 We can let producer Reagan decide.
00:03:01.360 Whatever you want, Reagan.
00:03:02.080 I like that.
00:03:02.900 All right.
00:03:03.380 All right, close without going over.
00:03:04.580 Let's do it.
00:03:06.840 All right, Michael, what do you have?
00:03:08.100 I say 26% of guys have been asked out by a chick
00:03:11.260 and 83% were cool with it.
00:03:14.720 Right.
00:03:15.900 I said 15% have been asked out by women
00:03:19.380 and 80% say that they're cool with it.
00:03:22.220 The correct answer is 65% of guys have been asked out by a woman
00:03:26.060 and of those, 91% said they were cool with it.
00:03:29.380 Let's go.
00:03:30.440 So is that two points?
00:03:31.240 Good job, Michael.
00:03:31.920 Is that?
00:03:33.640 I think so.
00:03:34.940 Let's go.
00:03:35.480 Is that, yeah, is that two?
00:03:36.660 Yeah, I think you, wow.
00:03:37.640 Two points.
00:03:38.320 Wow.
00:03:38.820 Wow.
00:03:39.300 It's, I almost.
00:03:41.200 Go ahead.
00:03:41.920 No, sorry.
00:03:42.580 Ladies first.
00:03:43.020 I was going to say, that's actually impressive
00:03:45.980 on behalf of women in a way,
00:03:48.500 just because so many women are angry
00:03:51.240 that men are not asking them out.
00:03:52.620 So I would be more disappointed
00:03:53.680 if they weren't actually taking any action
00:03:55.520 to remedy the situation.
00:03:57.120 So the fact that they are,
00:03:58.100 I just did an episode about that
00:03:59.000 where I was like, listen, if you're so upset
00:04:00.560 and you're angry that men are not asking you out,
00:04:03.020 you kind of have to do something.
00:04:04.300 At least make the environment more hospitable to them
00:04:06.340 and not make them terrified
00:04:07.280 that they're going to be Me Too'd
00:04:08.220 or ask them out yourself.
00:04:09.420 So this is actually very, very impressive.
00:04:12.460 It's a good point, especially in the Me Too era
00:04:14.140 where if you like say good morning to a woman,
00:04:16.320 you could be thrown into prison.
00:04:17.620 Exactly.
00:04:18.380 And I'm trying to think,
00:04:19.680 I almost said 100% of men would be cool with it.
00:04:22.120 I guess some, you know, sometimes it's unpleasant,
00:04:24.160 but on the handful of occasions
00:04:27.020 I've been asked out by a woman,
00:04:29.160 even when I was not into it,
00:04:31.880 it's kind of nice, flattering.
00:04:32.980 You know, I don't see why.
00:04:34.200 Actually, it should be higher than 80%
00:04:36.420 or whatever it was.
00:04:37.600 I don't think, have I ever,
00:04:40.520 I invited a guy to a sorority date party.
00:04:46.540 I think that is the only time
00:04:48.240 I've ever asked out a man though.
00:04:49.540 There was one time I was invited
00:04:51.100 to a sorority crush party,
00:04:52.780 but the way they did it was the girls,
00:04:55.940 I'm not even joking,
00:04:56.780 the girls would ask,
00:04:58.220 they would invite three guys,
00:04:59.740 which I thought was very weird and creepy.
00:05:03.380 It's like mini bachelorette.
00:05:04.900 Yes, yeah.
00:05:05.920 So I don't know.
00:05:06.480 That one I don't think counts.
00:05:07.920 But yours might count.
00:05:09.020 If it was one guy, that might count.
00:05:11.020 I didn't realize we were going to be
00:05:12.460 spilling so much tea on this episode.
00:05:13.840 This is fantastic.
00:05:14.800 We need a show just like the tea
00:05:16.040 with Michael and Brett.
00:05:17.580 All right, number two.
00:05:18.960 According to Ranker.com,
00:05:20.620 what is the best movie for date night?
00:05:23.400 Now, I have a list of five.
00:05:25.020 You pick one,
00:05:26.020 and whoever gets the closest to the top wins.
00:05:28.360 Date night like a married couple date night
00:05:30.440 or date night like it's your first date?
00:05:32.080 It just says date night movie,
00:05:33.200 so it could be either one.
00:05:34.080 Okay.
00:05:34.580 Just any movie?
00:05:35.720 We'll see if it cracks top five.
00:05:37.160 All right.
00:05:37.260 Oh, so we're just picking one out,
00:05:39.060 and then you're going to tell us if it.
00:05:40.380 Yeah, I'll see who gets closer to the top
00:05:41.700 or if you get close at all.
00:05:43.460 This is like picking from a Rolodex
00:05:45.260 of millions of films.
00:05:46.800 Only one movie?
00:05:47.860 Only one movie.
00:05:48.880 Pick one.
00:05:49.980 I want to see what you would pick
00:05:51.380 your date night and see if it's it.
00:05:52.720 I'm going to be wrong, probably.
00:05:54.540 I know what you're going to guess.
00:05:56.280 No, it's not that.
00:05:57.180 It's going to be your one favorite movie.
00:05:58.800 Yeah, no, that is my personal favorite
00:06:01.140 for a date night,
00:06:01.960 but it's actually not the one I picked,
00:06:03.840 even though it's a great romantic comedy.
00:06:05.520 All right, what do you got, Brett?
00:06:06.520 Crazy Stupid Love.
00:06:07.980 All right, Michael?
00:06:09.560 I said Casablanca.
00:06:11.840 Wow.
00:06:12.560 Neither one of you guys got it.
00:06:13.640 The correct answer is
00:06:14.640 10 Things I Hate About You is number one.
00:06:16.940 Oh, yes.
00:06:18.080 Yes, which could not be made today at all.
00:06:20.300 The second one is actually a nice classic movie,
00:06:21.840 The Prince's Bride.
00:06:22.580 Okay.
00:06:22.760 Then The Notebook.
00:06:24.260 50 First States.
00:06:25.460 Pretty Woman.
00:06:26.500 And then, of course, Fauci Unmasked,
00:06:27.860 which is a great three-part series
00:06:28.940 you can watch now on Daily Wire Plus.
00:06:30.300 That's real saucy, sexy content.
00:06:32.660 There's no doubt about it.
00:06:33.720 I think I need to argue
00:06:34.660 that mine is closest
00:06:36.280 because it is a contemporary rom-com.
00:06:38.760 And I will say,
00:06:39.400 my argument for Crazy Stupid Love,
00:06:41.460 kind of like 10 Things I Hate About You,
00:06:42.800 because 10 Things I Hate About You,
00:06:43.940 it has stuff for guys in it.
00:06:45.440 So a guy, if you're bringing him over
00:06:46.900 or if you're going over to his house
00:06:47.900 and you're watching a rom-com,
00:06:49.160 you don't want it to be mushy,
00:06:51.220 gushy, gushy, gushy,
00:06:52.040 he's going to be kind of weirded out about it.
00:06:53.940 Crazy Stupid Love has a little bit of raunchy,
00:06:55.840 it has a little bit of edgy humor.
00:06:57.440 You know, Steve Carell's kind of funny.
00:06:59.280 Ryan Gosling's in it.
00:07:00.060 Every man loves Ryan Gosling.
00:07:01.800 So it has something for everyone,
00:07:03.420 kind of like 10 Things I Hate About You,
00:07:05.760 which I think can be enjoyed
00:07:07.040 by both men and women.
00:07:08.280 Well, if this is the premise
00:07:09.880 that we've established,
00:07:10.860 then obviously the answer
00:07:11.880 is me, myself, and Irene,
00:07:13.200 which is a beautiful love story
00:07:14.640 and has something for everyone.
00:07:16.940 Just mark out Casablanca.
00:07:18.700 You're like, I'm back.
00:07:19.540 Yeah, let's go.
00:07:20.740 I don't think Regan's giving
00:07:21.840 either one of you guys the point,
00:07:23.580 so we'll move on.
00:07:24.620 Actually, I do have to advocate for Brett
00:07:26.200 because she also had a movie
00:07:28.140 that had Ryan Gosling,
00:07:29.160 and The Notebook also had Ryan Gosling,
00:07:31.680 so, and it's a rom-com.
00:07:34.180 But 10 Things I Hate About You
00:07:35.580 did have Humphrey Bogart in it,
00:07:37.460 I think, I'm pretty sure.
00:07:38.580 We will have our producers
00:07:39.620 jump on that while we get
00:07:40.740 to number three.
00:07:42.540 Of the online dating users
00:07:43.820 in the United States,
00:07:45.200 put these dating sites in order
00:07:46.760 from the most users to the least, okay?
00:07:49.360 There is Coffee Meets Bagel,
00:07:51.860 Hinge, Tinder, Bumble,
00:07:55.240 Plenty of Fish, and Grindr.
00:07:57.680 Ugh.
00:07:58.080 Which one?
00:07:59.260 This is most likely
00:08:00.220 to be frequented by Ben Davies,
00:08:01.780 or this is most likely
00:08:02.880 to be frequented by anyone?
00:08:04.340 These are the most users
00:08:05.360 currently in the United States.
00:08:06.200 Okay.
00:08:07.340 Put them in order.
00:08:08.340 What's Coffee Meets Bagel
00:08:09.440 sounds funny.
00:08:10.540 That's a funny one.
00:08:11.960 I had to look that one up.
00:08:13.020 Yeah.
00:08:13.220 I was like, is this real?
00:08:14.260 That's a Jewish one.
00:08:18.000 Gefilte Fish Meets Bagel.
00:08:19.600 10 seconds.
00:08:21.120 Kyle, you give him no time.
00:08:22.220 Ah!
00:08:23.800 Ah!
00:08:24.200 Just trying to put the pressure on Brett.
00:08:27.340 My handwriting's getting progressively worse.
00:08:29.240 Wait, hold on.
00:08:29.720 I'm listing.
00:08:30.100 We're picking one
00:08:30.720 or we're writing down all five?
00:08:32.260 You're listing.
00:08:32.900 Put these in order
00:08:33.960 and you'll get a point
00:08:34.700 for each one you get right
00:08:35.580 in the appropriate slot.
00:08:36.340 Oh, yikes.
00:08:36.760 All right, wait.
00:08:37.100 Hold on.
00:08:37.340 Say them again?
00:08:37.980 All right.
00:08:38.940 No, we'll cut around all this.
00:08:40.060 Don't worry.
00:08:40.700 No, you keep it in.
00:08:41.420 This is good content.
00:08:42.160 So, all right.
00:08:42.720 Wait, scroll down
00:08:43.400 so I can see the top one.
00:08:44.620 So, the first option.
00:08:46.360 Tinder?
00:08:49.240 It's Coffee Meets Bagel,
00:08:50.980 Hinge,
00:08:51.860 Tinder,
00:08:52.860 Bumble,
00:08:53.420 Plenty of Fish,
00:08:54.580 and Grindr.
00:08:57.020 And you have to say Grindr with a smile.
00:08:58.920 It's the funniest one.
00:09:00.200 Michael, did you ever use a dating app?
00:09:02.760 Well, my wife and I actually met on Grindr.
00:09:05.240 My parents met on Grindr, too.
00:09:07.480 So, okay.
00:09:09.900 No, happily,
00:09:11.300 Sweet Little Lisa and I got back together
00:09:12.760 like right before dating apps started.
00:09:14.720 So, I've never used a dating app
00:09:17.560 and I'm really glad
00:09:18.580 because, you know,
00:09:19.720 then it's there forever, right?
00:09:21.020 Like your personal ad
00:09:22.540 is on the internet forever.
00:09:24.640 Yeah.
00:09:25.660 I've talked about this a lot recently
00:09:27.060 but my first dating experience
00:09:28.680 ever was online
00:09:29.960 and I think that's the case
00:09:30.940 for the majority of my generation
00:09:32.120 which, in my opinion,
00:09:33.320 is why we're so confused
00:09:34.520 and so warped
00:09:35.300 when it comes to dating
00:09:36.080 because we literally
00:09:36.680 don't know how to date.
00:09:38.080 Like, my first dating experiences
00:09:39.640 of like talking to guys
00:09:41.840 were over Instagram DMs,
00:09:43.020 were on Tinder,
00:09:43.880 were on Hinge.
00:09:44.720 Yes.
00:09:44.920 It was never not like
00:09:46.020 a guy in middle school,
00:09:47.280 you know, like,
00:09:47.900 really?
00:09:49.000 Well, I had like
00:09:49.880 a couple of guy friends
00:09:50.840 that, you know,
00:09:52.320 had like a crush
00:09:53.200 but then I wasn't old enough to date
00:09:54.780 so I wasn't allowed to,
00:09:56.280 whatever.
00:09:56.880 But in terms of like
00:09:57.920 actually being asked out
00:09:59.220 and going on dates,
00:10:00.440 it was Instagram DMs
00:10:02.600 and then when I got to college,
00:10:05.320 my sorority,
00:10:06.160 the moment that I joined,
00:10:07.500 they were like,
00:10:07.980 oh my gosh,
00:10:08.280 you've never been on a dating app.
00:10:09.260 You have to download Tinder right now.
00:10:11.020 And that's where I was.
00:10:11.800 So weird.
00:10:12.600 So weird.
00:10:13.060 That is weird.
00:10:13.980 Growing up in New York,
00:10:15.400 I got my first girlfriend
00:10:16.600 when I was 12
00:10:17.360 and she was an older woman.
00:10:18.960 She was 13.
00:10:20.320 And I kid you not,
00:10:21.060 like now,
00:10:21.520 you know,
00:10:22.040 I would think
00:10:22.460 I wouldn't let my kids date
00:10:23.460 at that age.
00:10:23.960 But in New York,
00:10:25.560 liberal New York,
00:10:26.220 I was kind of old actually.
00:10:28.200 That was,
00:10:28.640 you know,
00:10:28.940 I was kind of late to the game.
00:10:30.260 Okay,
00:10:30.440 I have my answers though.
00:10:31.140 All right, let's do it.
00:10:31.460 All right,
00:10:31.760 as I list these off,
00:10:32.760 just cross through it
00:10:34.180 if you get it wrong.
00:10:34.860 All right.
00:10:35.260 Number one,
00:10:36.300 Bumble.
00:10:37.360 What?
00:10:37.900 Yep,
00:10:38.200 Bumble.
00:10:38.560 Wow.
00:10:39.080 Number two.
00:10:39.500 Wait,
00:10:39.720 I feel like
00:10:40.420 that might have been changed
00:10:41.280 because since their rebrand,
00:10:42.840 they've had a massive fall off.
00:10:44.420 Okay.
00:10:45.060 Wait,
00:10:45.440 sorry,
00:10:45.780 the prompter was too high.
00:10:47.540 I gotta look up.
00:10:48.180 Actually,
00:10:48.560 it's Tinder number one.
00:10:49.540 Oh,
00:10:49.700 all right.
00:10:49.960 Oh,
00:10:50.260 there we go.
00:10:50.640 All right,
00:10:50.860 so Tinder,
00:10:51.560 Bumble's two,
00:10:53.960 then Plenty of Fish,
00:10:56.360 Grindr,
00:10:58.040 Coffee Meets Bagel,
00:10:59.640 and Hinge.
00:11:00.780 Okay,
00:11:01.040 I thought there were only five
00:11:02.880 and so I only listed five,
00:11:04.960 but I got four of the five right in order.
00:11:08.480 I just didn't,
00:11:09.000 I didn't include Plenty of Fish.
00:11:10.960 Wow,
00:11:11.400 that's awesome.
00:11:11.480 So like,
00:11:11.780 I guess,
00:11:12.720 but I won't,
00:11:13.180 I won't take,
00:11:13.680 I won't,
00:11:13.940 obviously I won't ask for that point,
00:11:15.020 but I got,
00:11:15.700 I got four out of five
00:11:16.780 and I never used one of those dating apps.
00:11:18.860 Excellent.
00:11:19.620 I got Tinder,
00:11:21.780 Grindr,
00:11:22.260 and Coffee Meets Bagel.
00:11:23.840 Three points.
00:11:24.780 That's pretty good.
00:11:25.300 How is,
00:11:26.240 how is Plenty of Fish?
00:11:28.420 Number three,
00:11:29.140 number two,
00:11:29.560 that's wild.
00:11:30.400 Oh,
00:11:30.640 apparently,
00:11:30.880 32% of all users
00:11:32.640 that use dating apps
00:11:33.380 have an account
00:11:34.020 with Plenty of Fish.
00:11:34.820 That's crazy.
00:11:35.860 What about the other,
00:11:36.600 remember the really old school ones,
00:11:38.140 like,
00:11:38.640 Match.
00:11:39.100 Match.com,
00:11:40.580 it was another one.
00:11:42.860 Christian Mingle.
00:11:43.640 Christian Mingle,
00:11:44.600 yeah,
00:11:44.940 J-Date.
00:11:45.200 What about Raya?
00:11:46.320 Do you guys know about Raya,
00:11:47.260 the exclusive dating app
00:11:48.580 you have to be recommended
00:11:49.600 to get on?
00:11:50.460 And it used to be only
00:11:51.520 for like celebrities
00:11:52.520 and big influencers,
00:11:53.840 but now they kind of
00:11:54.820 just let anybody on
00:11:56.360 if you get recommended.
00:11:58.060 So it'll be like,
00:11:59.840 when Tom Holland
00:12:00.620 was still single,
00:12:01.500 you'd swipe on Tom Holland,
00:12:02.780 but then you might only have
00:12:04.080 like 3,000 followers,
00:12:05.720 but that's where you would go
00:12:06.480 if you want to see
00:12:07.480 the celebrity guys.
00:12:08.700 Whoa.
00:12:09.560 Wow.
00:12:10.420 But they wouldn't be on this list
00:12:11.520 because they're so exclusive,
00:12:13.120 Michael.
00:12:14.060 That checks out.
00:12:14.780 Right now go to expressvpn.com
00:12:16.500 slash Michael at Y letter T.
00:12:17.740 Did you know
00:12:18.180 that your activity online
00:12:19.220 can be visible
00:12:20.280 to your employer,
00:12:21.120 your school,
00:12:21.680 and your ISP?
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00:13:15.800 Here's one that's
00:13:16.600 not very exclusive.
00:13:17.880 What percent of
00:13:18.780 Tinder users are men?
00:13:20.780 So you get the closest
00:13:21.600 without going over.
00:13:24.340 All right.
00:13:25.280 Closest without going over.
00:13:26.500 Michael, what do you have?
00:13:27.500 I'd say 66%.
00:13:29.540 Brad?
00:13:31.860 69%.
00:13:32.380 Just for the joke.
00:13:33.380 Nice.
00:13:35.460 75%.
00:13:35.980 Yes.
00:13:36.500 75.
00:13:37.380 Whoa, man.
00:13:37.560 I almost did 73.
00:13:39.440 Damn it.
00:13:39.800 I wanted to make the joke.
00:13:40.800 I almost did 420%,
00:13:42.920 but Brett wins anyway.
00:13:45.300 Wow.
00:13:45.940 75?
00:13:46.660 Man, that's brutal
00:13:47.440 for the fellas out there, huh?
00:13:48.700 It is.
00:13:49.540 What was Reagan's guess?
00:13:50.580 What was Reagan's guess?
00:13:51.000 I saw Brett write the seven
00:13:52.200 and I wanted to signal
00:13:53.100 to her to keep writing.
00:13:55.820 I didn't have a guess.
00:13:56.800 I'm looking at the answers.
00:13:58.080 Nice.
00:13:58.400 That's honest.
00:13:59.740 I like that.
00:14:00.180 The thing is, though,
00:14:01.100 with Tinder
00:14:01.880 and with all of these dating apps,
00:14:03.160 you have a higher percentage
00:14:04.000 of men.
00:14:05.340 Men swipe
00:14:06.280 more frequently,
00:14:08.060 there's fewer women
00:14:09.020 and then they don't swipe
00:14:10.160 on anybody.
00:14:10.820 It's a recipe for disaster.
00:14:12.080 That is.
00:14:13.040 Have you heard of
00:14:14.380 the power swipe, Brett?
00:14:16.920 No.
00:14:17.420 Wait, is that on Tinder
00:14:18.020 one of their new premium things
00:14:19.560 where you get
00:14:20.260 like with your $500
00:14:22.020 a year subscription
00:14:23.420 or whatever craziness is?
00:14:25.260 I'm not sure
00:14:25.740 which app this is,
00:14:26.620 but I was on a flight
00:14:27.380 with a friend.
00:14:27.900 We were landing in a new city
00:14:28.700 and he was just doing this
00:14:29.720 on his phone.
00:14:30.200 Like, what are you doing?
00:14:30.600 He's like, oh, I'm power swiping.
00:14:31.860 And then as soon as
00:14:32.600 we got to the gate,
00:14:33.760 he had 50 dates lined up.
00:14:34.800 He swiped on like 500 women.
00:14:36.280 Insane.
00:14:36.600 And he could just like pick
00:14:37.180 whoever went to dinner
00:14:38.800 with that man.
00:14:39.080 That man's like top 1%
00:14:41.160 on the hinge.
00:14:42.640 I'll just say that.
00:14:43.600 Yeah.
00:14:44.620 All right.
00:14:45.220 Number five.
00:14:46.020 What percent of stay-at-home
00:14:47.460 parents are men?
00:14:49.420 This is according to
00:14:50.480 the Census Bureau
00:14:51.400 statistics in 2022.
00:14:53.120 What percent of stay-at-home
00:14:54.760 parents are men?
00:14:57.380 All right.
00:14:57.720 What do you have?
00:14:58.980 I said 5%.
00:15:00.520 36%.
00:15:03.480 Oh, that was smooth.
00:15:06.280 That was smooth, Michael.
00:15:06.960 It was 18%.
00:15:08.460 Oh.
00:15:09.300 That's good.
00:15:09.760 That's not going over.
00:15:10.860 Wow.
00:15:11.420 I actually didn't just do it
00:15:13.120 for that, though.
00:15:14.360 I'm actually pretty shocked
00:15:15.520 by 18%.
00:15:16.200 I would have guessed
00:15:17.180 maybe be like 7 or 8,
00:15:18.380 so I wanted to go
00:15:18.800 a little lower.
00:15:19.420 Mm-hmm.
00:15:20.260 Whoa, man.
00:15:20.960 That's wild.
00:15:21.740 18%.
00:15:22.340 One in five
00:15:23.360 stay-at-home parents
00:15:24.700 is a...
00:15:25.160 I mean, I guess it makes sense
00:15:26.100 in kind of modern society.
00:15:27.420 It's so funny.
00:15:28.040 I'm like relieved by that.
00:15:29.300 I genuinely thought
00:15:30.300 it was more.
00:15:30.700 I'm like, oh, thank God.
00:15:32.800 You're closer to Gen Z,
00:15:34.880 you know, so you kind of
00:15:36.220 see the horrors up close.
00:15:38.120 Oh, yeah.
00:15:38.300 I'm a little more removed.
00:15:39.520 Yeah.
00:15:40.160 All right, number six.
00:15:41.240 What percentage of people
00:15:42.400 have not gone on a date
00:15:43.900 because of inflation?
00:15:45.780 This is what they claim
00:15:46.860 the reason they're
00:15:47.400 avoiding the date is.
00:15:48.480 This is all thanks
00:15:49.340 to Bidenomics,
00:15:50.240 not to make it all political,
00:15:51.480 but times are hard out there
00:15:53.480 if these single guys.
00:15:54.440 What percentage of Gen Z
00:15:55.860 has not gone on a date
00:15:56.720 or of anyone?
00:15:57.400 It was people polled,
00:15:58.580 have you avoided a date
00:15:59.400 because of inflation
00:16:00.300 because the cost of dates
00:16:01.380 has gone up.
00:16:02.020 People are doing that
00:16:02.700 in South Korea,
00:16:03.360 which is why the South Korean
00:16:04.160 government is now giving
00:16:05.020 a stipend for young people
00:16:06.460 so that they have to
00:16:07.440 take people out on dates.
00:16:08.620 That's great.
00:16:09.260 Which is very funny.
00:16:10.000 They're doing more
00:16:10.500 than our government.
00:16:11.400 I love that.
00:16:12.340 Although we don't have
00:16:13.280 the money to give,
00:16:14.800 so we're honest.
00:16:17.340 All right.
00:16:18.340 Brett, Michael,
00:16:19.900 what do you got?
00:16:21.360 29%.
00:16:21.800 29?
00:16:22.580 51.
00:16:23.660 It's actually 35%.
00:16:25.180 So Brett.
00:16:25.780 All right.
00:16:27.400 So people are still rich
00:16:29.280 is the thing.
00:16:30.940 People are still,
00:16:31.800 they're still,
00:16:32.240 although who knows
00:16:32.760 what the date could be.
00:16:33.680 Or they're just swiping
00:16:34.640 their credit cards.
00:16:35.700 Yeah, that's true.
00:16:36.560 That's true.
00:16:37.100 Yeah, credit card debt
00:16:38.040 is also very high.
00:16:39.320 That's interesting.
00:16:40.300 Hand in hand.
00:16:41.340 Yeah.
00:16:42.100 What's the current score,
00:16:43.080 Regan?
00:16:43.940 Right now we're at
00:16:44.780 seven for Michael
00:16:45.920 and five for Brett.
00:16:47.160 Oh, I got to work on that.
00:16:48.980 It's pretty close though.
00:16:50.060 It's striking distance.
00:16:51.060 It is.
00:16:51.760 All right.
00:16:51.960 What percent of online dating users
00:16:53.940 say they are looking
00:16:54.880 for commitment?
00:16:56.400 So not just hooking up.
00:16:58.020 And do you believe them?
00:17:01.800 I worry this might be hopeful.
00:17:06.820 I'm taking a hopeful stance.
00:17:08.560 Okay.
00:17:09.420 All right.
00:17:09.640 What do you got?
00:17:10.840 61?
00:17:11.780 70.
00:17:14.300 Guys, it is 74%
00:17:16.060 of online daters
00:17:16.980 say they're looking
00:17:17.620 for commitment.
00:17:18.320 That's a good answer
00:17:19.840 but it's bad for me.
00:17:21.060 But it's good for society.
00:17:22.280 Wow.
00:17:22.980 It's good for society.
00:17:24.100 It's good for society
00:17:25.200 so I won't be too upset about it.
00:17:26.700 But yikes.
00:17:28.100 One point game.
00:17:29.160 One point game.
00:17:30.920 All right.
00:17:31.460 We could be tied
00:17:32.000 after this one.
00:17:32.860 According to Pew Research,
00:17:34.700 what ethnic group
00:17:35.700 is most likely
00:17:36.900 to be a current
00:17:37.700 or recent user
00:17:38.740 of a dating app?
00:17:40.020 Is most likely?
00:17:41.120 Most likely
00:17:41.940 to be a current
00:17:43.600 or recent user
00:17:44.940 of a dating app.
00:17:45.780 I feel like this
00:17:46.220 to be a,
00:17:46.740 I'll say a twit question.
00:17:48.640 That's a trick question.
00:17:50.340 Like percent wise,
00:17:51.880 this ethnic group
00:17:52.780 gets on a lot of dating apps.
00:17:54.360 Hold on.
00:17:55.220 You're saying
00:17:55.800 they represent
00:17:56.640 the largest number,
00:17:58.020 the most likely number
00:17:58.740 of people on the apps
00:18:00.440 or are you saying
00:18:01.080 that as a proportion
00:18:02.180 of the overall population
00:18:03.880 of that group
00:18:04.500 they are more likely
00:18:05.200 to be on the apps?
00:18:06.040 Proportion.
00:18:07.380 So like if there's one
00:18:08.820 Micronesian in America
00:18:10.680 and he's on a dating app,
00:18:11.920 that would be the winner
00:18:13.700 because it's 100%
00:18:14.500 of the Micronesians.
00:18:15.380 Correct.
00:18:16.140 Okay.
00:18:17.860 Oh.
00:18:18.600 And this is the close
00:18:19.240 without going over,
00:18:20.040 obviously.
00:18:20.940 I think this is going
00:18:21.580 to be very racist.
00:18:22.920 I knew Brett
00:18:23.660 was very,
00:18:24.480 very racist.
00:18:25.360 I've known this.
00:18:25.960 No one knows this
00:18:26.620 about Brett.
00:18:27.240 Yep.
00:18:27.680 She's deeply,
00:18:29.300 uh...
00:18:30.840 I think whether or not
00:18:32.620 this is accurate,
00:18:33.460 I just have to make the joke.
00:18:35.260 I'm going to say...
00:18:36.620 I'm going to get us
00:18:37.020 banned on YouTube again.
00:18:38.180 We're doing so well.
00:18:39.520 Oh, I just have to...
00:18:40.640 We're doing so well.
00:18:41.700 All right.
00:18:42.660 All right.
00:18:42.940 What do you have, Brett?
00:18:45.020 Indian.
00:18:45.720 Have you seen the men
00:18:47.100 in my DMs?
00:18:51.460 Wow.
00:18:51.880 And you're saying dot,
00:18:52.800 not feather.
00:18:55.240 Okay.
00:18:56.120 Okay.
00:18:57.320 I say Hispanic.
00:18:59.940 It's Hispanic.
00:19:01.060 Let's go.
00:19:01.960 Wow.
00:19:02.080 Nice.
00:19:02.600 Let's go.
00:19:03.060 I almost said white,
00:19:04.260 but then your clarification
00:19:05.160 made me think Hispanic.
00:19:06.760 Wow.
00:19:07.380 Okay.
00:19:08.200 Wow.
00:19:09.160 That's good, Michael.
00:19:09.840 Oh, man.
00:19:10.880 That's...
00:19:11.140 Because I was just thinking,
00:19:12.000 and again,
00:19:12.720 you know,
00:19:12.940 not having ever done the apps,
00:19:15.480 I just...
00:19:16.000 I was like,
00:19:16.340 what?
00:19:17.000 Because I feel
00:19:17.620 many white people
00:19:18.680 would be detached from it,
00:19:20.540 actually.
00:19:21.460 And they're the greater
00:19:22.280 percent of the population,
00:19:23.660 so, like,
00:19:24.220 you don't know
00:19:24.540 there might be more
00:19:25.020 variability there.
00:19:25.880 Man, okay.
00:19:26.500 All right.
00:19:26.740 Let's go.
00:19:28.040 All right.
00:19:28.500 On to my personal
00:19:29.720 favorite question of the day.
00:19:31.160 Number nine.
00:19:32.060 Which of these
00:19:32.920 is not a real dating site?
00:19:35.140 Okay?
00:19:36.340 The options are
00:19:37.360 Flatter.com
00:19:38.880 for people who believe
00:19:40.020 in a flat earth.
00:19:41.840 Vibecheck.com
00:19:42.800 which matches people
00:19:43.960 by their energy.
00:19:45.960 Ghostsingles.com
00:19:47.000 a site where you can
00:19:48.360 date the dead.
00:19:49.940 Tallfriends.com
00:19:50.920 where you must be
00:19:51.640 at least six feet
00:19:52.600 or taller.
00:19:54.040 Clowndating.com
00:19:55.040 a site for practicing clowns.
00:19:57.540 And AshleyMadison.com
00:19:58.700 a site for married people
00:19:59.820 who want to have
00:20:00.560 a secret affair.
00:20:01.800 And then, like,
00:20:02.280 every three years
00:20:02.920 that site gets hacked
00:20:03.820 and all these cheaters
00:20:04.720 get exposed.
00:20:07.320 Okay, you said
00:20:08.060 flatter clown
00:20:09.960 the adultery one
00:20:11.880 tall guys.
00:20:13.420 The one on the chakras.
00:20:14.620 I feel like the ghost one
00:20:15.800 it's so absurd
00:20:17.180 that it has to be real.
00:20:19.000 It could be real.
00:20:21.180 There are people
00:20:21.680 marrying dolls now, so.
00:20:23.620 And themselves.
00:20:24.600 And people marrying themselves.
00:20:25.780 I don't want to rush
00:20:26.300 Michael's drawing
00:20:27.000 so I'll just wait.
00:20:28.520 What do you have, Brett?
00:20:30.200 Tall friends.
00:20:31.620 Because I feel like
00:20:32.620 it should be
00:20:33.100 a different name.
00:20:33.920 I said ghost singles.
00:20:39.900 Ah.
00:20:41.060 Like it's making it rain
00:20:41.920 like the single dollar bills.
00:20:43.480 Gotcha.
00:20:44.020 Y'all are both wrong.
00:20:45.600 It is actually Vibe Check.
00:20:47.260 No.
00:20:47.520 Vibe Check.
00:20:48.020 Oh, I thought
00:20:48.480 that one sounded
00:20:49.000 totally real.
00:20:49.740 I know.
00:20:50.540 Thank you.
00:20:51.180 I worked hard on that name.
00:20:52.300 I think someone should make it.
00:20:53.520 I think they'd make a lot of money.
00:20:54.620 But they're all
00:20:55.200 a Vibe Check
00:20:55.720 is the thing, right?
00:20:56.660 Like, really all the
00:20:57.360 the whole point
00:20:57.860 of the dating app
00:20:58.520 is we're checking
00:20:59.000 our vibes, man.
00:21:00.020 So it's like
00:21:00.480 it's like actually
00:21:01.300 it's too generic an idea.
00:21:04.480 That's good.
00:21:05.760 That's good.
00:21:06.000 You fooled me.
00:21:06.880 All right.
00:21:07.100 Number 10.
00:21:07.980 What is the average age
00:21:09.220 of a woman who gets married
00:21:10.120 and what is the average age
00:21:11.240 of a man who gets married?
00:21:12.260 So give me two numbers.
00:21:13.620 We'll see who gets closer
00:21:14.480 without going over.
00:21:15.760 In America.
00:21:16.580 In America.
00:21:17.820 So, all right.
00:21:19.300 What do you have for women?
00:21:21.280 Go wait.
00:21:21.620 Go wait.
00:21:21.980 Closest without going over.
00:21:22.980 Closest without going over.
00:21:24.240 All right.
00:21:24.460 What do you have?
00:21:26.400 25 for women.
00:21:27.620 28 for men.
00:21:28.320 26 and 31.
00:21:31.760 Oh, it looks like
00:21:32.460 y'all each get a point.
00:21:33.320 It is 27 for women
00:21:34.780 and 29 for men.
00:21:36.120 Oh.
00:21:36.920 Yeah.
00:21:37.520 Okay.
00:21:38.580 It was actually closer
00:21:39.440 than I thought.
00:21:40.000 I thought, like,
00:21:40.840 the men would be higher, too.
00:21:42.460 Yeah.
00:21:42.820 There's all these, like,
00:21:44.240 red pill-y accounts
00:21:45.180 that say that
00:21:46.160 historically women
00:21:47.560 would get married
00:21:48.740 at age 7, you know,
00:21:50.080 and the men would be, like,
00:21:51.000 62 or whatever.
00:21:52.020 But that's not
00:21:52.800 outside of certain
00:21:53.860 geographic areas.
00:21:54.780 That's not true.
00:21:56.060 It's actually much more common
00:21:57.420 historically for the men
00:21:58.260 of women to be
00:21:58.780 pretty close in age.
00:22:00.260 Number 11.
00:22:01.900 What percent of women
00:22:03.020 use height as a filter
00:22:04.360 in apps when they're
00:22:05.020 looking for a date?
00:22:06.220 Or they could just go
00:22:07.040 to tallfriends.com.
00:22:08.220 Yeah.
00:22:09.140 I don't know.
00:22:09.800 I mean...
00:22:11.220 And what percent of women
00:22:12.300 lie about this?
00:22:15.160 That's...
00:22:16.400 And what percent of men
00:22:17.320 lie about their height?
00:22:19.120 Whoa.
00:22:19.860 Ain't nobody 5'11",
00:22:21.240 that's for sure.
00:22:21.820 There's not one 5'11 guy
00:22:23.380 in the country.
00:22:26.020 That is so true.
00:22:28.260 I've never met a single
00:22:30.700 guy in my entire life
00:22:31.700 that said he's legit
00:22:32.420 in 5'11".
00:22:32.840 No one.
00:22:33.380 No one.
00:22:36.220 Oh, my gosh.
00:22:37.580 I'm ready.
00:22:38.280 All right.
00:22:39.060 What do you have?
00:22:39.920 I said 64%.
00:22:41.520 Did she go 69 again?
00:22:44.400 No.
00:22:44.800 94.
00:22:45.220 94.
00:22:45.900 94.
00:22:46.140 Wow.
00:22:46.740 Well, y'all are both
00:22:47.700 just bigoted towards
00:22:48.920 these poor short kings.
00:22:50.240 It's 49% of women
00:22:51.680 say they've used it
00:22:52.540 as a filter.
00:22:53.240 I know.
00:22:53.520 There's no way
00:22:54.120 they're not lying on that.
00:22:54.920 They're lying.
00:22:55.220 They're lying.
00:22:55.320 That's totally,
00:22:55.880 yeah, that's obviously a lie.
00:22:56.940 So neither of us
00:22:57.820 get a point then?
00:22:58.580 No.
00:22:59.040 Yeah, wow, okay.
00:23:00.400 They have to
00:23:01.240 because every woman
00:23:02.600 will just at least
00:23:04.360 do their height.
00:23:06.320 They will at least,
00:23:07.160 like if you're vives
00:23:07.600 that you'll do,
00:23:08.440 I know at least
00:23:09.240 you'll do that.
00:23:09.760 Unless you are
00:23:10.560 the former president
00:23:11.300 of France.
00:23:12.560 Remember he had
00:23:12.980 that supermodel wife
00:23:13.980 and he was like
00:23:14.680 four foot eight
00:23:16.080 or something,
00:23:16.700 you know?
00:23:16.880 True.
00:23:17.220 Yeah, Carla Bruni.
00:23:18.460 All right,
00:23:18.680 according to
00:23:19.600 a study by
00:23:20.420 Business Insider,
00:23:22.100 what is the physical
00:23:23.140 trait that most
00:23:24.160 grabs a man's
00:23:25.080 attention?
00:23:26.720 According to the men
00:23:27.620 or according to reality?
00:23:31.100 This is to,
00:23:32.100 according to Business Insider,
00:23:33.820 asking a bunch of dudes
00:23:34.920 what grabs their
00:23:35.640 attention first
00:23:36.440 when they see a woman.
00:23:39.060 What is the physical
00:23:39.880 trait?
00:23:40.740 I'm going to be
00:23:41.240 hopeful.
00:23:43.480 I don't know.
00:23:45.000 Come on,
00:23:45.540 I want to be like
00:23:46.440 nice to the guys,
00:23:47.960 but what would
00:23:49.220 they say?
00:23:50.580 Was it a guy
00:23:51.120 asking them the
00:23:51.840 question?
00:23:52.620 Because I feel like
00:23:53.200 they would answer
00:23:53.800 to a woman.
00:23:55.120 Very differently.
00:23:56.420 Very differently.
00:23:57.220 It may be sexist
00:23:58.060 of me because
00:23:58.540 it's Business Insider.
00:23:59.580 I assume that it's
00:24:00.140 a man asking a man.
00:24:01.000 Probably.
00:24:01.780 But that's a
00:24:02.600 lib publication.
00:24:04.020 Right.
00:24:04.860 What do you have,
00:24:05.820 Brett?
00:24:07.600 Eyes,
00:24:08.320 face.
00:24:09.300 I too said face.
00:24:10.700 Yeah.
00:24:11.200 Aw.
00:24:12.760 That's adorable
00:24:13.480 of you guys.
00:24:14.340 It's actually
00:24:15.020 waist to hip ratio
00:24:16.420 and ideally a
00:24:17.360 seven to ten
00:24:18.060 ratio has been
00:24:18.880 found to be
00:24:19.300 the most appealing
00:24:19.900 for men.
00:24:20.360 I almost said
00:24:20.960 hips.
00:24:21.920 I almost said
00:24:22.940 hips.
00:24:23.140 Wow.
00:24:23.680 Because they
00:24:24.100 wouldn't be too,
00:24:25.400 they wouldn't be
00:24:26.660 so overt as to
00:24:28.400 say like the
00:24:29.260 other feature
00:24:29.760 that it obviously
00:24:30.320 is.
00:24:31.600 But hips is like
00:24:32.500 childbearing hips
00:24:34.660 or whatever.
00:24:35.240 Okay.
00:24:36.020 You know what's
00:24:36.660 unfortunate though
00:24:37.380 is the Gen Z
00:24:38.160 style these days
00:24:40.420 is just so
00:24:41.920 counter to that.
00:24:44.000 Like women these
00:24:44.780 days just wear
00:24:45.460 they dress for
00:24:46.300 the female gaze
00:24:47.060 instead of the
00:24:47.480 male gaze.
00:24:47.940 I was watching
00:24:48.340 this video of
00:24:48.800 this girl and
00:24:49.200 she was like I
00:24:49.720 love going out
00:24:50.220 knowing that men
00:24:50.680 will hate my
00:24:51.280 outfit and it's
00:24:52.240 like this big
00:24:52.820 baggy thing.
00:24:53.520 So it's
00:24:53.680 unfortunate for
00:24:54.440 men looking for
00:24:55.120 that waist to
00:24:56.100 hip ratio.
00:24:56.720 You're talking
00:24:56.920 about those
00:24:57.240 VSCO girls,
00:24:58.100 huh?
00:24:58.660 Oh yeah.
00:24:59.240 Yeah.
00:25:00.140 No, Michael.
00:25:00.920 I learned about
00:25:01.600 that because I
00:25:02.520 had a babysitter.
00:25:04.020 That's a long
00:25:04.620 time ago.
00:25:05.220 I had a
00:25:05.540 babysitter once.
00:25:06.240 2016.
00:25:07.660 No.
00:25:08.660 Yeah.
00:25:09.200 I had a
00:25:09.580 babysitter back in
00:25:10.500 like I don't
00:25:11.460 not my babysitter
00:25:12.280 but you know like
00:25:12.880 for my kids and
00:25:14.160 she said something
00:25:15.400 about VSCO girl
00:25:16.520 and I was like
00:25:16.860 what's a VSCO?
00:25:17.540 I don't know what
00:25:17.800 a VSCO is.
00:25:18.780 It was a Tumblr
00:25:19.940 girl then it
00:25:20.900 became a VSCO
00:25:21.560 girl and now
00:25:22.380 you use Tezza.
00:25:24.440 What's Tezza?
00:25:25.820 It's a photo
00:25:26.620 editing app because
00:25:27.280 VSCO is a photo
00:25:28.140 editing app so you
00:25:29.020 use Tezza instead
00:25:30.040 so you're like I
00:25:30.860 don't know nobody
00:25:31.400 calls them people
00:25:31.800 like a Tezza girl
00:25:32.600 but you're on Tezza.
00:25:33.220 My understanding
00:25:34.140 of VSCO girl is
00:25:35.300 it's a pretty girl
00:25:36.400 who dresses
00:25:37.000 intentionally ugly
00:25:38.220 and like with
00:25:39.220 baggy clothes and
00:25:40.060 stuff.
00:25:40.360 That's what I was
00:25:41.200 told it was.
00:25:41.960 VSCO so it's a
00:25:43.040 photo editing app
00:25:44.180 and it's like kind
00:25:45.480 of like a little
00:25:46.220 bit hipster but
00:25:47.620 like preppy girl
00:25:48.900 hipster like she's
00:25:49.720 not actually like
00:25:50.320 living out of a van
00:25:51.060 and they would wear
00:25:52.460 like you know
00:25:53.940 vans and ripped
00:25:55.280 jeans that kind of
00:25:56.280 stuff but they were
00:25:56.940 still more feminine
00:25:57.920 than most women are
00:25:58.740 today.
00:25:59.420 That's unfortunate to
00:26:00.620 hear that that's the
00:26:01.540 state of things today.
00:26:02.620 Yeah.
00:26:03.420 It's rough out there
00:26:04.040 guys.
00:26:04.480 It's rough.
00:26:05.020 Alright.
00:26:05.600 What percent of
00:26:06.560 people think it's
00:26:07.400 socially acceptable to
00:26:08.660 stalk a date online
00:26:10.120 before meeting up?
00:26:11.920 What percent think
00:26:13.020 it's totally fine
00:26:14.200 somewhat required to
00:26:16.060 stalk a date?
00:26:16.720 You say stalk.
00:26:17.620 You mean like look
00:26:18.380 up their social media
00:26:19.100 profiles?
00:26:19.880 Yeah.
00:26:20.520 You don't mean like
00:26:21.440 you know
00:26:22.000 like outside the
00:26:24.740 bedroom window or
00:26:25.340 something.
00:26:25.620 Okay.
00:26:26.880 That's how Michael
00:26:27.400 got sweet little
00:26:28.020 Alisa.
00:26:28.520 That's how she got
00:26:29.180 me.
00:26:31.580 Alright.
00:26:32.160 What do you have
00:26:32.440 Michael?
00:26:33.140 I'd say 91.
00:26:34.540 91.
00:26:35.700 78.
00:26:36.800 Oops.
00:26:37.060 You can't see it.
00:26:38.320 It's 46.
00:26:39.500 So you guys are
00:26:41.480 really.
00:26:42.500 Hold on.
00:26:42.700 Yes I got it.
00:26:43.720 I got the point.
00:26:45.520 Hold on.
00:26:45.900 Oh no I went over
00:26:46.460 and nevermind.
00:26:48.160 You're telling me that
00:26:49.680 in online dating
00:26:50.600 culture where you're
00:26:51.300 just meeting up with
00:26:52.020 a stranger who might
00:26:53.380 have a white van
00:26:54.520 parked outside the
00:26:55.480 coffee shop.
00:26:57.120 You're saying most
00:26:58.480 people think it's not
00:26:59.460 acceptable to like look
00:27:00.800 up the guy?
00:27:01.500 That's crazy.
00:27:02.220 That's insane.
00:27:03.520 I think they're
00:27:04.500 talking about not
00:27:05.400 everyone is.
00:27:05.880 I didn't say dating
00:27:06.900 app.
00:27:07.180 It was just like
00:27:07.540 looking up someone
00:27:08.120 before you're on a
00:27:08.620 date.
00:27:08.900 I think it's people
00:27:09.320 don't use dating
00:27:10.100 apps and they meet
00:27:10.660 in person.
00:27:11.080 They're like my
00:27:11.800 friend likes this
00:27:12.440 person.
00:27:12.740 I'm going to meet
00:27:12.960 them for the first
00:27:13.420 time.
00:27:14.340 Well still like I
00:27:15.300 met Alex and the
00:27:16.100 first thing I did was
00:27:16.860 look up his social
00:27:17.680 media and then I
00:27:18.400 realized all of it
00:27:18.920 was private.
00:27:19.420 So I went to his
00:27:19.820 LinkedIn.
00:27:21.120 I was like that
00:27:22.100 desperate that I was
00:27:22.840 like.
00:27:23.560 Yeah.
00:27:24.520 LinkedIn is stalking
00:27:26.120 is generally a good
00:27:27.120 sign too because it
00:27:28.040 at least implies that
00:27:29.940 that the person has a
00:27:30.960 job.
00:27:32.480 It doesn't.
00:27:33.140 It's not a guarantee
00:27:33.620 but it at least
00:27:34.380 implies it.
00:27:35.020 Hopeful.
00:27:35.800 Hopeful.
00:27:36.480 All right.
00:27:37.040 Number 15.
00:27:38.760 What color do men
00:27:39.760 find the most
00:27:40.500 attractive on a
00:27:41.340 woman?
00:27:43.540 You guys are really
00:27:44.200 thinking about this.
00:27:45.200 It's like I stumped
00:27:45.880 you with a color
00:27:46.500 question.
00:27:47.220 Yeah.
00:27:47.680 Question of color.
00:27:49.300 It's unbelievable.
00:27:51.180 Racism.
00:27:51.740 Michael have you
00:27:52.240 gotten your colors
00:27:53.000 done?
00:27:54.020 I got my colors?
00:27:55.340 Have your colors
00:27:56.020 done so that you
00:27:56.920 know what colors
00:27:58.180 best suit your
00:27:59.020 complexion and your
00:27:59.780 eye color?
00:28:00.520 I have not formally.
00:28:02.500 What do you think?
00:28:03.040 What color looks
00:28:03.600 good for me?
00:28:05.020 Well I don't know.
00:28:05.860 So I'm.
00:28:07.340 Oh come on Brett.
00:28:08.400 You know he's an
00:28:08.940 autumn obviously.
00:28:10.380 Is that.
00:28:10.760 You can see by his
00:28:11.560 tones.
00:28:11.940 He's a very warm
00:28:12.540 tone guy.
00:28:13.220 Well I would not
00:28:15.460 like I always thought
00:28:16.240 that I was an autumn
00:28:17.040 because I have green
00:28:17.860 eyes and dark brown
00:28:18.800 hair but I'm not.
00:28:20.480 Well you have you
00:28:21.280 have very fair skin.
00:28:22.640 So that's why I'm a
00:28:23.420 winter.
00:28:24.000 I'm the coldest
00:28:25.460 winter that you can
00:28:26.900 be shockingly.
00:28:28.440 Wow.
00:28:28.800 So I don't know
00:28:29.260 what I would say.
00:28:29.820 Maybe I would even
00:28:31.440 I might even say
00:28:33.280 summer.
00:28:34.900 I'm a summer.
00:28:35.640 I think we all know
00:28:36.320 that.
00:28:36.580 Italian.
00:28:37.380 Yeah a little Sicilian
00:28:38.220 summer over here.
00:28:38.820 Yeah exactly.
00:28:39.580 Anyway okay.
00:28:40.160 The real question is
00:28:40.880 is Michael horizontal
00:28:41.640 or vertical?
00:28:43.060 Because that would
00:28:43.600 determine a lot of
00:28:44.180 the clothes he's
00:28:44.580 going to wear.
00:28:46.000 On a date?
00:28:46.960 I think you're a
00:28:47.740 vertical.
00:28:48.920 Is that a thing?
00:28:50.460 Oh yeah.
00:28:51.280 Oh what about this?
00:28:52.240 Are you a decaf
00:28:53.940 or are you regular?
00:28:55.420 Oh I'm a red eye
00:28:57.080 I think you know
00:28:57.880 I'm like I'm a red
00:28:59.620 eye with two zins
00:29:00.280 on the side you know.
00:29:01.140 Yeah which is why
00:29:01.920 you need to when you
00:29:02.680 get married you have
00:29:03.080 to find your kind of
00:29:03.800 you know your opposite
00:29:04.620 so like more of a
00:29:05.400 regular or a decaf.
00:29:06.440 So if you're a decaf
00:29:07.280 you got to find your
00:29:08.480 like double shot of
00:29:09.240 espresso.
00:29:10.080 Ooh.
00:29:11.400 Yeah we should go
00:29:12.240 back to the question
00:29:12.860 I guess.
00:29:13.620 You got to pick one
00:29:15.100 color guys that's all
00:29:15.940 you got to do.
00:29:16.500 Also Brett you should
00:29:17.320 do this test with your
00:29:18.200 husband have him wear
00:29:19.160 a crew cut same exact
00:29:20.600 shirt put on a v-neck
00:29:21.700 and see which one
00:29:22.700 looks better he will
00:29:23.240 look like a completely
00:29:23.860 different person if you
00:29:24.680 do this back to back
00:29:25.300 and when he's a
00:29:26.440 vertical or horizontal.
00:29:27.780 Interesting.
00:29:28.100 Oh I'm a v-neck guy
00:29:29.500 I'm a that's a yeah
00:29:31.020 okay.
00:29:31.820 I don't think I've ever
00:29:32.660 seen him in a v-neck
00:29:34.340 and I think I would be
00:29:35.980 very concerned if I did.
00:29:37.940 All right what do you
00:29:38.400 have?
00:29:39.460 I have red.
00:29:41.020 I too have red.
00:29:42.000 Red is correct.
00:29:42.880 Yay.
00:29:44.860 You guys are back
00:29:45.660 on the board.
00:29:46.160 That was not that was
00:29:46.860 a very simple
00:29:47.460 as far as I'm concerned.
00:29:49.540 All right what's the
00:29:50.180 score currently?
00:29:51.220 Michael has 10
00:29:52.300 and Brett has 8.
00:29:53.720 Oh.
00:29:53.980 Still in striking
00:29:55.260 distance.
00:29:55.800 It is.
00:29:56.440 Yikes.
00:29:57.180 Here we go.
00:29:58.060 How much time do
00:29:58.900 millennials spend on
00:29:59.960 average swiping per
00:30:01.420 week?
00:30:02.360 Just.
00:30:04.020 On dating apps or in
00:30:05.300 general?
00:30:06.780 No just walking around
00:30:07.900 doing this.
00:30:08.540 Yeah dating apps.
00:30:09.500 On dating apps.
00:30:10.240 Okay.
00:30:11.400 Do millennials on
00:30:12.340 average on the average
00:30:13.480 of millennials who use
00:30:14.620 dating apps?
00:30:15.600 Michael don't ruin this
00:30:16.560 for me.
00:30:17.060 Yeah.
00:30:17.360 Because it if you it's
00:30:19.860 going to be a totally
00:30:20.340 different number if it's
00:30:21.360 the millennials who use
00:30:22.180 dating apps versus like
00:30:23.080 married millennials who
00:30:24.060 are not on.
00:30:24.600 They're not on.
00:30:26.400 Oh.
00:30:26.980 See what I mean?
00:30:27.520 It would it would take
00:30:28.200 the number.
00:30:28.920 Well I think on Ash the
00:30:29.640 Madison I don't think
00:30:30.740 you swipe.
00:30:31.520 I don't think you know.
00:30:32.080 Okay.
00:30:32.400 All right.
00:30:33.040 No but you know I mean
00:30:33.880 it would take so we're
00:30:34.660 saying like if there's
00:30:37.000 one millennial who spends
00:30:38.060 his whole week doing it
00:30:39.020 and the rest of them
00:30:39.540 don't then the number
00:30:40.360 is zero.
00:30:40.940 Well it would just well
00:30:42.080 no it's still average out
00:30:43.240 a little bit like right.
00:30:44.140 It would average out to
00:30:44.800 statistically zero.
00:30:45.660 Well so it's like I mean
00:30:46.620 they're not going to be
00:30:47.240 one in a million different
00:30:48.180 millennials not doing it.
00:30:49.640 So I'm not getting a
00:30:50.520 straight answer here.
00:30:51.940 These are totally
00:30:52.680 different numbers I'd get.
00:30:53.500 Okay let's say millennials
00:30:54.320 who have dating apps.
00:30:55.200 Okay all right.
00:30:55.820 How much time do they
00:30:56.300 spend on them per week?
00:30:58.000 All right Brad what do
00:30:58.500 you have?
00:30:59.840 Five and a half hours.
00:31:02.180 I said seven.
00:31:03.660 Oh.
00:31:04.240 Oh actually okay to be I
00:31:07.180 have to be fair because
00:31:08.180 Reagan's also going to
00:31:09.020 kill me if I don't.
00:31:10.380 It's technically 6.8
00:31:12.180 hours.
00:31:13.360 I put seven in the
00:31:14.020 prompter but it's
00:31:14.780 actually 6.8.
00:31:15.540 What was in the prompter?
00:31:16.660 It's seven but it's not
00:31:17.600 true.
00:31:17.960 I rounded up just to make
00:31:18.800 it easier because I didn't
00:31:19.900 think you'd get that close
00:31:20.880 but it's actually it's 6.8.
00:31:23.060 It is 6.8.
00:31:23.800 Hold on you didn't think
00:31:24.680 there was a chance.
00:31:26.500 I think you get it
00:31:27.300 exactly.
00:31:27.580 You thought you thought
00:31:28.560 oh no no there's no
00:31:29.660 chance that someone would
00:31:31.480 guess seven over the
00:31:33.520 answer of 6.8 in a game
00:31:35.900 where you have to get
00:31:36.700 closest for that going
00:31:37.560 over.
00:31:37.940 You just didn't.
00:31:39.840 No and then someone's
00:31:40.820 going to look this up and
00:31:41.600 crush me in the comments
00:31:42.460 and so like we're just it is
00:31:43.960 6.8.
00:31:44.540 I did look it up.
00:31:46.080 It's 6.8.
00:31:46.640 Boom.
00:31:47.280 Yeah.
00:31:49.620 Sorry.
00:31:51.120 What's the score Regan?
00:31:52.820 Michael has 10 and Brett
00:31:54.280 has 9 so you're getting
00:31:55.480 close.
00:31:56.140 All right here we go.
00:31:58.560 What does the average date
00:31:59.920 night cost?
00:32:01.300 This is the closest without
00:32:02.240 going over to an exact
00:32:03.160 number.
00:32:04.000 When was the study
00:32:04.980 conducted?
00:32:06.600 We gotta go to the month
00:32:07.640 by the way.
00:32:08.100 I believe this was this
00:32:11.080 study was actually 2022 so
00:32:12.840 date night so this is not
00:32:15.280 we're not going out to
00:32:15.960 coffee this is not date
00:32:18.000 night.
00:32:18.600 This is dinner.
00:32:19.560 Dinner's involved.
00:32:20.320 Dinner.
00:32:22.100 Oh man.
00:32:22.900 I want my number to be
00:32:23.580 clear.
00:32:24.060 I want my number to be
00:32:24.720 clear.
00:32:25.020 Okay.
00:32:26.680 All right Michael what do
00:32:27.460 you have?
00:32:28.080 I said $57.
00:32:30.780 Brett?
00:32:32.340 120.
00:32:33.660 Oh.
00:32:35.540 116.
00:32:36.740 Let's go.
00:32:37.960 Let's go.
00:32:42.600 Let's go.
00:32:43.740 Brett you're going out
00:32:44.640 with those high rollers.
00:32:45.980 What?
00:32:46.660 I know this is screwing
00:32:47.800 me over.
00:32:48.000 I'm taking my dates out
00:32:49.660 to Waffle House.
00:32:50.720 You know that.
00:32:51.540 Wow.
00:32:52.460 Where are you guys going?
00:32:53.620 Dorsey or something?
00:32:54.700 Wow.
00:32:55.740 Now this is a gentleman's
00:32:56.960 game.
00:32:57.320 There's always a chance
00:32:58.140 here.
00:32:58.840 Michael you could wager your
00:33:00.040 points for a double or
00:33:01.680 nothing bonus question.
00:33:03.640 Oh yeah can I?
00:33:04.720 Oh could I then?
00:33:05.920 Hold on you're telling me
00:33:06.640 I could either win right
00:33:07.720 now or I could without any
00:33:10.240 reason whatsoever lose.
00:33:12.660 You're saying?
00:33:13.320 Precisely.
00:33:13.580 You're saying that?
00:33:14.160 Oh yeah well.
00:33:18.720 No I'm taking my win.
00:33:20.380 All right.
00:33:21.380 And there you have it.
00:33:22.200 Can we get the bonus just
00:33:23.120 to hear what the question
00:33:23.800 was?
00:33:24.580 Sure.
00:33:25.780 Are you ready?
00:33:26.560 There's a lot on the line
00:33:27.200 here.
00:33:27.520 All right.
00:33:28.020 Focus up.
00:33:28.700 Bonus question.
00:33:29.920 How did Matt Walsh meet
00:33:31.320 his wife?
00:33:33.700 No I okay I won't give
00:33:35.000 the answer I was going to
00:33:35.660 give because I like Alyssa
00:33:36.540 Walsh.
00:33:37.060 I'm not going to if it were
00:33:38.000 just insulting Matt my
00:33:39.100 answer.
00:33:40.820 If Brett knows the answer
00:33:42.280 can she get any points?
00:33:45.700 Well there are no points to
00:33:46.700 it anyway.
00:33:47.180 So I but I do want to try to
00:33:48.960 guess at least before.
00:33:50.380 I think I know what it is.
00:33:51.500 I would love to give a hint
00:33:53.800 but I'm very fair and
00:33:57.500 balanced that I won't do
00:33:58.260 that.
00:33:59.060 I think I've heard the
00:34:01.060 answer before but like all
00:34:04.040 people in politics and media
00:34:05.720 when when I was hearing
00:34:07.060 something about anyone else
00:34:08.500 I was just thinking of
00:34:09.620 something that concerned me
00:34:10.880 so I wasn't I didn't process
00:34:12.940 it.
00:34:13.680 I actually had to double
00:34:14.460 check my source here and
00:34:15.700 was messaging someone in the
00:34:17.080 inner circle.
00:34:17.900 I was like just to confirm
00:34:18.740 this is this is true.
00:34:20.940 I I don't it's really
00:34:22.760 difficult because I on the
00:34:25.360 one hand you know Alyssa
00:34:27.460 Walsh is great.
00:34:29.460 So that implies certain
00:34:30.800 contexts.
00:34:32.300 But on the other hand Matt
00:34:33.520 is Matt.
00:34:34.600 So like that implies other
00:34:36.480 contexts where I don't know.
00:34:38.180 I don't know how the two
00:34:39.080 meet.
00:34:39.440 I don't know.
00:34:39.900 I give up.
00:34:40.380 I have no no clue.
00:34:41.520 I think they met on a dating
00:34:42.620 app.
00:34:43.520 No.
00:34:44.860 I'm not like an app.
00:34:45.820 I think like online like if
00:34:48.040 it was plenty of fish or
00:34:49.860 match but I'm pretty sure
00:34:52.000 the correct answer is
00:34:53.580 match.com.
00:34:55.020 Yes.
00:34:55.380 Really.
00:34:56.140 I knew it.
00:34:57.700 I remember that story.
00:34:59.540 I remember there was a time
00:35:00.560 where he was talking about
00:35:02.720 how I think he was working
00:35:03.480 at the radio station or
00:35:04.180 something like that and he
00:35:05.160 was like dead broke and
00:35:06.740 then Alyssa clipped that on
00:35:08.600 Twitter and was tweeting
00:35:09.540 about it and was like I saw
00:35:11.300 something in him you know we
00:35:12.440 made no money but he had
00:35:13.740 like so much passion and you
00:35:15.200 know when I saw him on
00:35:15.960 match.com and I always
00:35:16.980 thought that was so funny
00:35:17.760 now it came in handy.
00:35:19.520 Wow.
00:35:20.480 That's amazing.
00:35:21.220 I think Brett deserves half
00:35:22.360 a point for that.
00:35:23.680 I agree.
00:35:24.720 Whatever the maximum amount
00:35:26.220 of points where I still get
00:35:27.560 to win.
00:35:27.740 That you still win.
00:35:28.620 Yeah.
00:35:29.080 There we go.
00:35:29.900 Wow.
00:35:30.060 Well to the victor goes the
00:35:31.380 spoils so Brett Cooper would
00:35:32.960 you please give Michael a
00:35:34.080 30 second commercial for why
00:35:35.840 people should watch the
00:35:36.900 Michael Knowles show.
00:35:37.880 Of course.
00:35:39.120 Viewers you should be
00:35:40.020 watching the Michael Knowles
00:35:40.820 show because if you are not
00:35:42.080 you would miss the greatest
00:35:43.840 opening to any podcast any
00:35:46.700 YouTube show in the history
00:35:48.460 of YouTube you see this man
00:35:49.800 spinning on a desk which
00:35:51.640 just speaks to his joy his
00:35:53.820 hopefulness his positivity as
00:35:55.480 he gives you the news as he
00:35:56.620 talks about relationships and
00:35:58.060 dating and faith and it all
00:35:59.960 is summed up in that amazing
00:36:01.560 spin on his desk.
00:36:02.960 And stunning masculinity.
00:36:04.720 Stunning.
00:36:05.160 I don't want to forget that.
00:36:06.060 That was a beautiful ad
00:36:07.480 reading.
00:36:07.920 I greatly appreciate it.
00:36:09.700 Well there you have it.
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