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So you don't think that humanity is 10,000 years old, but you think that view is more insightful?
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One time I read C.S. Lewis, and what he told me was.
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But I am supposed to wait to drink until something happens?
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Most lesbians can't do three push-ups and should not serve in combat roles.
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And then you'll move my glass based on what you think my answer would be.
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Most lesbians can't do three push-ups and should not serve in combat roles.
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I think probably most lesbians could do three push-ups.
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But do you think most women can do three push-ups?
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I don't know, but I bet that lesbians outperform women generally.
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What is it about being a lesbian that would view you with upper body strength?
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Well, if that's correct, I would say maybe women on average can do no push-ups.
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And lesbians on average can do like one and a half.
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And we're basically taking the lipstick lesbians out of this also because they don't exist.
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But are we talking about lesbians in combat roles or women in general?
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Are you saying we can make an exception for lesbians?
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I think, I think, yeah, I don't know why we focus this on lesbians.
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Matt Walsh takes more vacation days than Joe Biden.
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It's, it's unfair that you get so many vacation days.
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It's, it's, well, first of all, because no, like if I take two vacation days in a whole year,
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then I take more vacation than any, like you don't, you don't go on vacation.
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I have this fear that if I miss even one minute of my show, people, they're going to say, wait,
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So you think that we're, they're pulling this over on them, but they already are aware of it.
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So you might as well just go on vacation, enjoy yourself.
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But I, now I said that you would agree because you're a reasonable man.
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And most weeks, it's only two vacations a week.
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You know, sometimes the family disagrees and they think like it's nice to see everyone
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I guess that's the difference because I say to Elisa, I'll say, hey girl, you want to,
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you know, I think today, I think this year I'm going to take a few days vacation.
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I'll say, well, I'll just see you like an hour a day.
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I don't, I do not take more vacation days with Joe Biden.
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Worrying about ozone depletion and acid rain is basic liberal white girl behavior.
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The hysteria is basically just a scheme to get grant money from the government.
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See, here's the, the issue is there are two claims being made here.
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Wait, do you explain your thoughts on it before I move?
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I'm going to have to, I'm going to have to say no, actually, because yes, it's basic white
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I don't think it's just about getting grants from the government.
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I think the, the more Marxist analysis of all these programs is that it's all just about
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But controlling us as part of, I don't remember.
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No, I, because I, I didn't, the just, I didn't realize the just, I didn't hear the
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Judges, judges, does this man get to cheat like this and change his answer?
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Why do you need at least if kinda is already there is my question.
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Is it, there could be a just and a basically, there's a lot of weaselly modifiers.
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Condoms are at least just basically kind of gay.
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Well, you've already, I think you're, Media Matters has documented your opinion on this.
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I retweeted the Media Matters clip of me saying that like 25 minutes ago before I came to the studio.
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The writers of this would not have even seen that because thanks birth control.
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There's nothing, if a conservative is going, anyone who has a traditional sexual ethic is going to disagree with the sexual revolution and the LGBT element of the,
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Because what's wrong with the LGBT, one of the main things that's wrong with the LGBT stuff is that it's a sterile sexual ethic.
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Yeah, well, that's why I think that my, with six kids, my opinion on that's probably pretty well established.
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The numbers there, if you had only had like four or four and a half, I would say, well, jury's out.
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And already in my intro on my show, I'm dancing in loafers.
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Michael Knowles' intro is at least kind of gay.
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But I kind of liked it because I'm pretty and witty.
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They're always trying to say, Knowles is a homophobe.
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He's going to like throw gay guys off rooftops like the Taliban or whatever.
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And I thought a great way to counteract that is in the show, I can have my really traditional rhetoric, right?
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But if I have the gayest intro of not just any conservative talk show, of any show.
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If I have that, it's going to balance out and kind of trick them.
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Some, the ones who really get it, the sort of Straussian esoteric viewers, they get a kick out of it.
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But I would say your average kind of conservative guy looks at that and he says, Michael, you look like a fanook.
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But the meaning is you're a little, you know, a friend of Dorothy.
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Letting your wife drive is the most egregious form of vehicular cuckold.
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I mean, it becomes more of a dispute if it's like the most egregious form of cuckoldry.
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No, that would be when the mailman enters your house.
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But vehicular, like what other, you know, how many times, how many ways can you cuckold yourself in a car?
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But I thought, before I finished reading the question, I thought I was going to say it's the most egregious form of vehicular risk-taking or danger or recklessness.
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In which case, I would say it's not the most dangerous.
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If you went out and you had 10 shots of vodka, smoked a couple crack pipes, and got behind the wheel of a car, that would at least be on par.
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I was one time driving around with a Daily Wire host in the middle of Texas, and his wife, I'm not going to say, but his wife drove, because we had had a few Coca-Colas.
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And this Daily Wire host, I'm not going to say who, he said, okay, I think that it's less dangerous for my wife sober to drive than it is for me drunk to drive.
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We probably weren't driving around with Ben, so.
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You know, I, yeah, I think it's, well, here's the thing.
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I think it's shameful to allow your wife to drive.
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I will admit that on, we do a lot of driving in my family.
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So, in our most recent 18-hour trip, I did surrender the wheel for, I'd say, two of the 18 hours.
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Were you sleeping during that, or you were just kind of hanging out?
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Well, I wanted to sleep, but then I couldn't, because I was so terrified she was going to kill us.
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But then, and this is true, like, two of 16 hours is all, and we happened to pull into a rest stop, and some, you know, I got recognized sitting in the freaking car.
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Like, a fan pulled up right next to us and parked.
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As soon as we pulled in, and I'm in the passenger seat, I actually thought to myself, like, this would be really embarrassing if someone knows me.
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And right in that moment, seriously, someone pulled in, parked, got out of their car, like, hey, it's Matt Walsh, sitting in the passenger seat.
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Fractured memories can be passed through your DNA.
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Is it just like you inherit the, you know, oppression?
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So you have memories of your past, of your descendants.
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Why would that, why was this, why was that in there?
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This is like you're sleeping and you have a flashback to getting chased by a saber-toothed tiger or something.
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A few acid drips in India, occasional, but not, not the saber-toothed tigers.
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Life, well, speaking of, life as we know it started about 8,000 years ago and all the 24
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billion years old nonsense is just a bunch of lies cooked up by atheists, liberals, and
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I'm glad that one's in there because I actually don't know if you're one of these young earths.
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I don't know if you're in the Ken Ham camp or not.
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But to get the point, at least, I'm going to say no.
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But here's my view, which really could fall into either category.
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I do not have any strong theological, not a strong theological need or anthropological
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or historical need to say that the earth is 8,000 years old.
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I thought, I didn't think that you had a theological reason to say that the earth is 8,000 years
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But the issue is, one, the 24 billion years stuff, they change that number all the time.
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And they'll say the universe is actually half as old as they said it was or twice as old
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But I don't need the first chapters of Genesis to be read literally.
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In fact, I think it's a bit odd to read them literally.
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But if I am convinced that the description of the evolution of mankind as given in the book
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of Genesis is more accurate than whatever gobbledygook you are in.
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So do you think the earth, you don't need the earth to be very young, but do you think that
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If, if mankind, I don't know how old mankind is.
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I'm not convinced by any of the numbers that are thrown around.
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And I, what I am convinced of is that the view of human history as being six or 10,000
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years is a, a more, uh, insightful view than whatever it's like 200,000 years.
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And we used to be like cavemen beating each other on the heads or whatever.
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So I do, but I do, so you don't think that, that humanity is 10,000 years old, but you
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No, I'm saying that it is 10,000 years old is more insightful than it.
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But you don't think that it is, but you don't think that it is, or you do.
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One time I read C.S. Lewis and what he told me.
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If some kind of evolution took place, whether that is punctuated equilibrium, whether that
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is a kind of minor type of evolution, if some kind of evolution, if there were some
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If there was some kind of ape-like, human-like creature.
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Life as we, meaning like mitochondrial, you know.
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If you're saying like rocks and stuff, I don't know.
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Not counting like, you know, cavemen or Nephilim or anything.
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It took you 24 billion years to answer the question.
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There's something like, there's probably something like a Neanderthal.
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In fact, if you look at the mixtures of DNA, Sub-Saharan Africans don't have any Neanderthal in them.
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People who come not from Sub-Saharan Africa do have Neanderthal.
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There are different breakdowns in like Aboriginal Australians and all this kind of stuff.
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So, like there were weird, like vaguely gorilla-like creatures who were bordering on humans, I think.
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Neanderthals, some have said buried their dead.
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But if you're asking me about something that we would call...
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I'm saying, are we talking about a prokaryotic cell or are we talking about a eukaryotic cell?
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My answer, judges, in my beautifully articulate description of reconciling the literal and
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I said, no, that's because Davies is like a young Earth guy.
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But Davies said that because he thinks the Earth is like three days old.
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So as far as the Earth itself or really the universe, to me, I'm the last guy to say trust
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However, there are some inescapable physical realities.
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So for example, there's like the distant, what the young Earth creationists would call
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But when you're looking up at the sky and you can see a star that's a million light years
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away, that means that like, that's proof right there that the Earth has been around, or rather
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the universe has been around for at least a million years.
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And this is not a problem for Catholics, in part because the theorizer of the Big Bang
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was not only a Catholic, but a Catholic priest, Father George Lemaître.
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Though they do kind of change the numbers on how old things are and, you know, they're kind
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But I think we know the universe is very, very old.
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But I guess where the rubber really meets the road for me is not, it's not even the
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age of the human race, which it can be whatever.
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Do we descend from common ancestors, Adam and Eve?
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That's where the rubber meets the road for you, where I think yes.
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But I think you also touched on it, that as Catholics, the great thing is that none of
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Pius XII said that we have to believe in a common ancestor.
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I don't know if you were, if you became a Protestant on this episode, that would be big
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Well, the Protestants, but young earth creationists is mostly Protestant.
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Aliens are just a cooked up narrative by modernists trying to cover up the metaphysical
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They're not challenging us too much on this one.
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And you're going to say, I'm just trying to see if you've come to your senses yet.
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The alien question is related to the previous question.
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Well, I don't know what their salvation history is.
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But you were just quoting C.S. Lewis a second ago.
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I can't, that's a question I can't answer, but just because I can't answer the question
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doesn't mean that, like, just because it's incomprehensible for me, like, what would the
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I think it's, I think at a minimum, it would seem to me that any rational species in the
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universe would have had the same opportunity to make a choice as we did.
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And if it's a real choice, then you could have unfallen species.
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Although, I don't, even onto that, like, a little baby doesn't have the choice.
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I mean, a little baby's born into original sin.
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So, is it the case, like Milton describes in Paradise Lost?
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Yeah, but the actual original sin comes from the human beings.
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You know, like, it pervades the deer and the trees and the whole thing, right?
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But I think it's clear that Scripture is talking about, Scripture has no interest in the universe.
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And what is said is, like, if you take it literally, you come to some incorrect conclusions
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about the nature of the cosmos, which tells me that it's just not, the Bible's not trying
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to tell us anything about the rest of the universe one way or another, probably because
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Look, this is what Cardinal Barone, he said, the Bible tells us how to go to heaven, not
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It's a little bit lib, because it was kind of like for pro-Galileo, which is a whole other
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In general, dating sites are for guys who don't have the gulions to talk to a woman
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He wrote a nastier word there, but I put it in Italian.
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You're trying to intuit the answer by, like, staring at me?
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So I don't think, look, I think dating's, what's that?
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I mean, first of all, I try not to, I cannot imagine being in the modern dating scene.
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So I don't want to sit here as a happily married man and say, well, you shouldn't be using that tool.
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Um, and probably if you want to meet someone these days, like, there's, it's just, it's, it's probably one of the only ways to do it.
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And going up and talking to someone randomly is rife with difficulty.
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I, I, back in my single days, briefly, they were, you know what?
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That's not a, I don't find that to be, I find that kind of fun.
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So you go up to a woman and you say, hi, you know, I like your dress.
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She like bear sprays you, you know, and has you arrested or something.
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I mean, the dating, you know, and not all sites are made the same.
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I have friends who are black or my producer is black should be accepted as an argument
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I'm going to challenge my inner, inner Jordan Peterson there.
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Well, here's my, my only caveat is I don't think that you should be offering like these
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Cause however, like when it comes to actual defenses, I've always thought like having a
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black friend is like, yeah, that's, you're probably not racist if you have a black friend.
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It's like, if you actually have a friend who is of that race, it's a pretty good indication
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By the way, most of the white libs don't have black friends.
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I'm not saying none of them have black friends, but a lot of them live in the most lily white
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And then they attack those of us who have black friends or black producers.
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I mean, if you have a black producer, you can't be racist.
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If I was actually racist, I would have went to the Daily Wire years ago and said, I can't
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I would have said that, but I've never said that.
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I actually have said many times, please fire Ben Davies and get me a black producer.
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The recent decline in church attendance is actually more concerning when accounting for the number
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I guess when you add in that, I hadn't thought about it either.
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Especially you consider if you go to a more traditional church service.
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That's got to be like two thirds feds at this point.
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And it is, it's a big, it's like, you know, there's reason to think that the church, like,
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In Germany, it's going to be, they'll be either Unitarian or just like, I don't know,
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But it's also self-inflicted because I still think the pandemic comes along.
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A lot of people weren't going already, but many people who were said, well, if apparently
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it's not that important, you can just shut down and what do I need you?
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I even, some Christians told me, they said, Michael, the church is not a place.
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You know, it's the people, it's the called out people.
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It's like a place where you gather more than two together and you have sacraments and stuff
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and you don't have the rite and the sacrament of the Purell and the face mantia.
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Practically speaking, AI porn should at least be allowed to progress because it removes
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at least the objectified parties from the equation and puts pimps out of business.
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You know, without why people think it, look, we have, I won't name them, but we have friends,
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prominent conservatives who would say, no, porn is fine because, you know, you can blow
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off a little steam and then you're not going to go to a whorehouse or cheat on your wife
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But I think the reason, especially certain Gen X and boomer conservatives think that,
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I think because they're in the thrall of Freud, whether they know it or not.
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And they think that the mind is like a steam engine and they think you got to just blow
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And so you're going to go look at your weirdo AI porn at night and that's, then you'll feel
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If you look at your weirdo porn at night, you know what you're going to do the next day?
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Look at weirder porn and then eventually you're going to cheat on your wife.
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And I think arguably, so I think AI porn is less harmful to the participants because they're
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I mean, you can make an argument it's more harmful to the viewer just because it's even
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less human, like watching porn is already a very dehumanizing thing to do.
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And, uh, and now you're watching these figures who aren't even people.
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You're becoming like sexually aroused by like what's really just digital code on a screen.
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Which, uh, I would argue if anything is like more harmful to the viewer.
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One time I was speaking to a boomer friend and he said, I can't believe these kids, you
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know, they'd rather look at porn than go sleep with a woman.
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And the reason I get it is because you go talk to a woman, she might reject you.
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She's not going to just do every weirdo fantasy in your head.
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But porn increasingly with AI, you can construct just your craziest fantasy of a person that
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And so in a way it's, it's really dangerous even to your own appetite.
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You think that like a regular porn would mess up men's views of sex.
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Wait until you can just craft whatever insanity is banging around your head.
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And they, and they prefer, uh, porn because it's, they think of sex as nothing but, as you
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It's just like, it's just a, a thing and you get what you want out of it and then you
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And if that's all it is, then yeah, porn is a much easier replacement if you take out
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the whole like human relationship part of the equation.
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We won't be able to put this part on certain social media platform, but that's obviously
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the, the reason trans is a thing is just because of porn, right?
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I mean, not, not the full reason because it did predate.
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I know there's a little, there's like some, but the, the, the thing that has, has made
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it, uh, well it's, it's also like people don't realize what the trans thing that it's, there's
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like three different, uh, branches that, that are only vaguely related.
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You might even call it, it's like, you've got like the, uh, adolescent teen girl, which
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I think actually has very little to do with pornography.
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And you've got young children who are, and that's got nothing to do.
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Western opposition to the Ugandan law, putting restrictions on weird sex stuff is really
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That's what, what else would you call neo-colonialism?
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It's the only form of colonialism that's still like operative in the world.
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And I say that as someone who's like an unapologetic advocate for many forms of colonialism, as I
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But you want it to kind of, it's not just the process.
00:34:47.660
Truth, justice, the American way, Christianity, the faith, or like a rainbow flag in Kandahar?
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I mean, that's why colonialism 500 years ago was primarily an effort to spread the faith,
00:35:02.780
and now it's an effort to destroy the faith, and so that's why it's.
00:35:07.100
This is another, people misunderstand Columbus immensely, but Columbus's prime motivator
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And even in as much as he wanted to find riches, it was to fund another crusade.
00:35:21.560
This man was extremely devout, and because we live in a materialist age, we can't, we
00:35:27.800
We don't understand what it means to have a belief in something beyond this world and
00:35:31.780
have that motivate your behavior, but that was the whole thing.
00:35:34.360
I mean, that led to the founding of the Western Hemisphere.
00:35:35.940
I think the two biggest Columbus fans in media are sitting at this table, probably the two
00:35:44.220
I have one Columbus rant that I just give every Columbus day.
00:35:48.960
And the audience is like bored, and they're like, please move on.
00:35:56.920
Leaning your seat back on an airplane is a paying customer's human right.
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Leaning your seat back is a human right for the paying customer.
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I'm going to hope that you have your wits about you on this issue.
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And I, in total despair for you and your reason and society, am going to now realize that
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:42.080
Don't pretend that you fly coach, first of all.
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I have, listen, I'll give you a good example of this.
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When Daily Wire books my flights, I want first class, I want to be sitting, you know.
00:37:01.460
And just recently, I went to visit our friend Jeremy Boring and Jonathan Hay.
00:37:07.740
I, because I was booking my own, and I thought maybe I can work a, and I did.
00:37:15.980
They said, okay, sir, we've upgraded you to Comfort Plus.
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And so then on the way back, I got a little slight upgrade.
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Not like the full business, but I did a slight upgrade.
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It was, no one has suffered as I suffered on this flight.
00:37:41.160
Yeah, other than all the other people on the plane and most other people for human history.
00:37:44.700
And I, but I, you know I needed that extra two inches.
00:37:48.820
You wouldn't, you would, if you were in my shoes, you would not have reclined?
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No, because I'm not a sociopath, which is what we're discovering.
00:38:00.220
But I don't, I don't believe, I don't sleep on planes to begin with because I don't want
00:38:07.320
I think, frankly, I think it's like slightly gay to sleep around some other strange man.
00:38:20.560
And adulterous to sleep next to a woman on a plane.
00:38:23.520
So I don't do, when we, I mean, I've been on international flights 18 hours, I don't
00:38:29.900
Even, so then why would you buy business class?
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I, when, especially when I get business, I, I kick my little, I curl up in a fetal position.
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Have you been on a flight where they give you pajamas?
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I'm like, and I'm like, I'm not putting these on.
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And I look back and our, and our like security guy already has the pajamas on.
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No, I, you don't, you don't lean your flight back, lean your seat back on the flight.
00:39:09.300
Because it's the, you know, because you're in coach that the person behind, you have
00:39:16.920
You can't type on your laptop if the guy's reclined.
00:39:24.760
They're going to give you a hot pocket in coach.
00:39:27.300
Okay, but you can't use the tray table for whatever you can use the tray table.
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And so you are, you are choosing to take that away from the person behind you.
00:39:38.140
In fact, you know what I'm going to do the next time?
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I'm going to recline and then I'm going to take his hot pocket too.
00:39:50.020
I was, I honestly was shocked by how wrong, and I'm not usually shocked by this.
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I was shocked by how wrong everybody is on this.
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And also how, how seriously, people were like legitimately angry at me for criticizing.
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It's not, I guess if I wanted to, I guess I could have even personally bought this expensive
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So I'm every inch on my seat that I am paying for.
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And you're taking it away from the person behind you.
00:40:44.000
Should also include their homeless populations in their shipments of illegal immigrants to
00:41:01.580
Rudy did that back in, I think he did that in the 90s in New York.
00:41:10.060
The homeless people, either they're choosing to be on the street because they don't feel
00:41:23.880
This is not a choice you should be able to make.
00:41:25.600
Or they're not choosing it because they can't function in society.
00:41:34.440
Because it's not charitable to let them die of exposure.
00:41:45.040
A lot of people, if you live in New York or San Francisco, you've probably seen that
00:41:58.540
I don't want to give them money that it's just going to immediately go in their veins.
00:42:03.960
Sometimes what you think is charity could actually kill those guys.
00:42:15.940
It's always the same story about, you've got to get the bus.
00:42:23.760
But I gave her the money because I'm like, yeah.
00:42:27.120
There was one time I was driving up to a bar in L.A.
00:42:33.240
I knew I was going to have a few drinks with the fellas.
00:42:37.700
And I pulled into a McDonald's to get a quick dinner before.
00:42:43.040
And I'm sitting there just on my phone or something.
00:42:45.340
And this homeless woman, like, knocks on my window.
00:42:52.660
You're obviously going to buy a bunch of drugs.
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That was the brief period when McDonald's was serving breakfast all day.
00:43:14.300
And I want, and she picked all these really weird menu items.
00:43:17.040
And she rings up her tab, probably to like 35 bucks.
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So I go in, and I order all this weird food, plus my double quarter pounder.
00:43:34.540
And I was so angry that I said, she's not going to get the last lap.
00:43:42.660
And over about two days, I ate every bite of it.
00:43:54.940
You know, McDonald's and breakfast, like no one, no fast food chain has figured out how
00:44:03.040
What's your move, though, on like an evening kind of McDonald's?
00:44:07.220
You know, usually I go with the Big Mac, just plastic, but I'll go with Filet-O-Fish even
00:44:22.280
I got a Filet-O-Fish a couple weeks ago, like one o'clock in the morning.
00:44:31.240
Birth control and other hormone-altering drugs explain why women have generally become
00:44:36.080
crazier and more liberal, but I repeat myself over the past half-century.
00:44:50.340
I thought you were going to have some like, well, it's not that simple, and then go into
00:44:55.020
That is, my answer is it's not that simple, except in this case it sort of is.
00:44:57.960
Because the drugs themselves have driven women crazy, and the availability of the
00:45:03.860
drugs, which spurred the sexual revolution, have been the driver of women's craziness
00:45:09.400
over the last half-century, which I don't think that's too cagey.
00:45:16.940
Yeah, you got it right, because I just don't...
00:45:18.840
I actually am going, I don't think it's that simple route, because I also think that the
00:45:21.680
craziness of men has increased at exactly the same rate, and they're not taking birth control
00:45:32.880
It's also part of the moral decay, of which birth control, I would argue, is a symptom,
00:45:41.900
So, in 1965, the Supreme Court says married couples can use birth control, because in the
00:45:48.080
Constitution, in Invisible Inc., we found the right, the special amendment where you get
00:45:55.500
Well, Thomas Jefferson, he always had that in mind.
00:45:57.780
And if you read his letters in Invisible Inc., you see those two.
00:46:01.920
Then, in 1972, Eisenstadt v. Baird, they say, okay, actually, we discovered in the last
00:46:07.720
seven years, non-married couples also can use birth control somewhere in the Constitution.
00:46:12.020
If not for those two decisions and the political opening up of birth control, would men and women
00:46:24.540
Was it already baked in, or was that, like, the driver?
00:46:27.440
Well, but then, but then, are we saying that that never, it was never legalized?
00:46:37.240
Just, yeah, basically, there were never a national right to birth control.
00:46:41.080
Or, like, if birth control never existed, is that another way of...
00:46:43.280
Well, certainly, if birth control had never existed.
00:46:48.120
Yeah, I don't think it'd be as bad, but it's a matter of degrees.
00:46:54.140
Yeah, we were talking about filet of fish, I think.
00:46:59.480
So, if it said, like, one of the main drivers of women craziness, then I would say yes.
00:47:04.420
But explain why makes it sound like that's the whole story.
00:47:08.580
But, and also, I don't want to just gloss, because we're having this more kind of legal and political conversation,
00:47:22.100
But women I've spoken to who are on the pill for a long time.
00:47:25.240
And now these girls go on it at 12 or something.
00:47:28.100
They will say, they themselves will say, yeah, I was nuts when I was on the pill.
00:47:34.200
Then you think condoms are gay, but now they're, you know, how much gayer is going to be a birth control pill for men?
00:47:44.540
A man with one of those, like, pill, you know, things, he has to open up and take his...
00:47:49.240
I was reading about, there are guys who are 20.
00:48:08.020
I at least can understand the line of modern reasoning that lead men to certainty.
00:48:27.280
I would rather have an AI babysit my kids than a liberal.
00:48:59.300
The liberal, by virtue of being human, might have some unwitting tethering to reality.
00:49:07.200
It might have, like, some semblance of a soul left.
00:49:16.800
The flood story from the Bible is a historical event, the truth of which is suppressed by
00:49:41.420
I don't know if you were big lib on, you know, exegesis.
00:49:43.680
You think I'm, like, Episcopal going to a church with a rainbow flag.
00:49:47.340
You go to the priestess and you say, hello, Bishop Riss, please give me a blessing.
00:49:52.040
Well, this is one where, like, on top of Scripture, the scientific evidence is pretty strong.
00:50:01.800
And we know that historically, like, every ancient civilization has a flood story.
00:50:07.060
And many of them are quite similar, which is often used as a means to discredit the biblical
00:50:14.180
To me, it's like, okay, if all of these ancient civilizations agreed, not only on, like, that
00:50:19.300
there was a flood, but also that oftentimes that some small group of people were saved from
00:50:24.320
the flood, and how is that supposed to discredit...
00:50:27.980
To me, that just lends more credibility to this idea.
00:50:30.680
Also, the fact that we keep being told by the modern libs there have been these major climactic
00:50:36.100
events throughout all of the ages, and the nature of the continents has changed, and global
00:50:43.600
mean temperature has changed, and there are these ice ages, and this, that, and the other
00:50:48.740
Like, it's so crazy to think there was a big flood.
00:50:53.320
There's good scientific evidence for Sodom and Gomorrah being destroyed by fire and brimstone.
00:50:57.320
You're telling me there couldn't have been a big flood?
00:50:59.760
Do you think it necessarily had to be a flood that covered the entire globe, literally?
00:51:04.700
It would have had to cover civilization, certainly.
00:51:11.460
Like, I don't think that Mount Everest was underwater.
00:51:20.400
It wouldn't bother me if Mount Everest were not covered.
00:51:23.180
But certainly, like when you mention the other civilizational stories of the floods, I got
00:51:28.960
Gilgamesh pilled some years ago, when I realized that that story has a lot of similarities to
00:51:38.300
To me, I thought, oh, yeah, okay, that makes sense.
00:51:41.660
And even more distant civilizations have the same story.
00:51:44.480
And even, and, you know, those are civilizations that are all kind of close to each other.
00:51:48.720
But you go over to the New World, you know, and you find flood stories there, too, which
00:51:55.620
Calling fans sweet babies is more uncomfortable than a podcaster calling fans creamy cream puffs.
00:52:27.560
I held off on this thing because the, the sweet baby gang came into existence in a very
00:52:35.460
Because you mentioned some talk show host who, you played a clip and then they, it was
00:52:56.080
Monique started the sweet baby gang, but we don't have that conversation.
00:53:12.340
After the SPG sprang to life, they said, Michael, you need a, you need a gang.
00:53:16.940
I said, oh, guys, it's like a guy in high school giving himself a nickname.
00:53:23.380
This guy, and they threw out all these, I'm not even going to say the ideas because I don't
00:53:26.540
want to embarrass anyone who suggested them, but they were all so profoundly cringe.
00:53:31.100
And I said, no, guys, please, no, you can't, you can't do such a thing.
00:53:36.740
But then something did happen, at least somewhat organically, in a French organic way, like
00:53:46.220
I mentioned, I said, okay, Jeremy's making us all do member block now.
00:53:57.180
And I guess I said this enough, that there was this very pretentious idea that came
00:54:02.760
about, the creme, like a little creme puff, which I thought, guys, they're already saying
00:54:13.860
And that's not, so I've not, I've embraced it to a degree.
00:54:23.440
I love a nice creme puff, much as I like a nice loaf.
00:54:30.620
Like a nice juicy little flaky pastry with a nice little cream on the inside.
00:54:36.120
It's like a jelly, it's like a glorified jelly donut.
00:54:38.340
Like a, yeah, like a French and pretentious jelly donut.
00:54:44.820
So it's a jelly donut, except gayer, is what you're saying.
00:54:48.360
And so I was like, guys, I know I told you don't do a contrived thing, but if the organic
00:54:53.000
thing is going to double down on the gay thing, then I don't, this is kind of a net, this
00:54:59.680
You should have gone with like the Crusaders or something.
00:55:03.260
Then it'd be like me being like, hey, my team is going to be called the really cool, handsome
00:55:09.820
It's just, you got to let it, you got to let it happen.
00:55:14.920
Similar to the 2020 election, Matt Walsh's Mortal Kombat showdown was completely rigged
00:55:40.380
Look, I obviously, I probably can't say this on a certain social media platform.
00:55:44.920
I obviously understand the 2020 election was completely stolen by Joe Biden and the Democrats
00:56:00.760
Look, I don't, I don't, I don't personally understand it.
00:56:13.280
Um, we never got, so you're younger than me, right?
00:56:23.020
Wait, my first games were like Super Nintendo, like Donkey Kong.
00:56:27.760
No, I never had, I'm saying N64 came out, I think when I was like in fifth grade or something.
00:56:31.960
And so all, so, and then PlayStation and then like, so, but I, I only ever had Super Nintendo.
00:56:38.700
When I, so, you know, I was begging my parents for video game system and they wouldn't get
00:56:43.860
And then, and then finally N64 came out like right before Christmas of whatever fifth grade.
00:56:48.380
And, um, they said they're going to get me the video game system.
00:56:52.180
And then I opened it up and it was Super Nintendo.
00:56:54.120
So they got me the one, I got the one that was right behind.
00:56:56.740
And, and then I went to school at, you know, I went to school after Christmas break and
00:57:01.180
everyone's talking about, they got N64 and they said, oh, did you get it?
00:57:05.520
And I said, I said, yeah, you know, in the moment, I just felt like I had to fit in as
00:57:12.040
And then I had to live in the lie for like the whole rest of the year that I've had N64.
00:57:17.820
And they, they were all talking about Super Smash Brothers and you were like, yeah, yeah.
00:57:21.840
I had no idea what games they were talking about.
00:57:31.480
The Minecraft level was, it's one of the great levels ever of the game.
00:57:35.020
Which maybe, maybe this explains my hatred for video games is like the trauma that I suffered
00:57:41.420
You were behind, you were one generation behind.
00:57:57.700
That's some nice Philadelphia 2020 scoring is what I know.
00:58:01.380
They got some pipes bursting in the back over here.
00:58:09.500
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