Ep. 1360 - Disney Panics After South Park's Mockery
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Summary
Disney has delayed the release of its much-mocked, cartoonishly-lived live-action remake of Snow White, or Sandbeige, as I call it, given the emphasis on diversity casting. And then the final nail in the coffin of this remake came by way of South Park.
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Disney has officially announced that it will be delaying the release of its much-mocked,
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cartoonishly-lived live-action remake of Snow White, or Sand Beige, as I call it,
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given the emphasis on diversity casting. I'm not saying that Jeremy Boring is single-handedly
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responsible for Disney's delay. I don't know that he did it single-handedly. But I'm quite
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confident that if, say, seven hands were involved, at least six of them were Jeremy's.
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For a comparison, here is Disney's new Snow White.
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You said you were bringing a modern edge to it on stage. What do you mean by that?
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I just mean that it's no longer 1937, and we absolutely wrote a Snow White that is-
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She's not going to be saved by the prince, and she's not going to be dreaming about
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true love. She's dreaming about becoming the leader she knows she can be.
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By 2030, it's predicted that 45% of women will be unmarried and childless. And why do you think
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that is? Well, it's because we've been told that, you know, men are trash, and that our
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career is the only thing that matters, and that marriage and children will inhibit that,
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which is unnatural. That is biologically unnatural for women.
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That does sound great. I mean, what's happening is really bad, but the fact that
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our Snow White realizes that that's a problem, and the girls actually do want a prince, and they do want
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normal stuff, that's a good sign. Disney is obviously reacting to the Daily Wire announcement
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that we will be releasing our version side-by-side with theirs. And Disney is also reacting to the
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terrible reaction that their remake has been getting among the public. And then the final nail
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in the coffin of this remake's release came by way of South Park just last week.
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I keep having the same dream. Everywhere I look, people are being replaced.
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Okay, and who do you think is going to have you replaced?
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Them. The Puppet Masters. The last time I had the dream, I was walking down the school hallway.
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Hey, Eric, you want to see what my mom packed me for lunch?
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And that's when I start to notice that something's wrong.
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Everyone I cared about has been systematically replaced.
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Why are they replacing every single character with someone who is diverse?
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It's not our fault, it's because of Kathleen Kennedy.
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No, please, Kathleen Kennedy, stop ruining everything.
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Put another gay-diverse woman in it, make it more f***ing lame.
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And the Disney stock just keeps going down and down and down.
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And that is why we hate the diversity, equity, and inclusion,
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We don't hate it for the reason that the libs think.
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It's not that we conservatives, or forget conservatives,
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that we normal people are opposed to diversity exactly.
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when Hollywood replaces every white guy with indigenous black lesbian pygmies,
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is that that is not how the world really works.
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In the real world, not every white man is an idiot or a villain.
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Most white guys are actually pretty decent fellas.
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In the real world, not every woman or person of color
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or other type of self-styled, aggrieved minority is perfect.
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Some of them, believe it or not, actually have complexity of character.
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In the real world, not every single romantic couple is interracial.
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Some of my best friends are interracial couples.
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In the real world, most people don't consider themselves gay or trans.
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In the real world, conservatives, believe it or not,
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are not always ignorant, stupid, malevolent hicks.
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But the problem with the new representation in Hollywood
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This episode is brought to you by Good Ranchers.
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This is the first opportunity I've had on the show
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to discuss the incredible, juicy Good Ranchers double cheeseburger
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that sweet little Elisa made me the other night.
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We'll get into Good Ranchers more a little bit later.
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who has gone viral for bullying a pro-Hamas guy.
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But people on the right are having trouble articulating
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that were kind of BS, cancel culture and all that.
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First, though, speaking of costumes and diversity,
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because of concerns over diversity, equity, and inclusion.
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The decision was made by Superintendent Ronald Taylor
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of the South Orange and Maplewood School District
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There will be no Halloween celebrations during school hours.
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Each year, questions arise from families, students, and staff
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about what SOMSD schools will be doing regarding Halloween.
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Is promoting school-sponsored Halloween activities
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creating indirect and unintentional financial hardships
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Or you could just draw a little scar on your face
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It's not that expensive to do some kind of costume.
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violate the dignity of some of our students and families,
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Okay, that's actually what they're concerned about.
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and everyone's going to get fired and canceled for it?
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Does the promotion of school-sponsored Halloween activities
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nonsense, gibberish to follow their actual concern.
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to a principal, to a congressman or a president
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where the person has to pick the one in the middle.
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it creates tensions with equity and access values.
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That's barely a semantically meaningful sentence,
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It does go beyond just political correctness here.
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Because if you have nothing holding you all together
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then you're not going to be able to have shared festivals.
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because you're going to be speaking different languages.
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You're going to have totally different sets of beliefs.
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You're going to value totally different things.
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we would just insist that they assimilate to our culture
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potentially offending the indigenous black lesbian
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that doesn't like your Frankenstein costume
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if your country believes that any kind of conformity,
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Or at least the liberals really want to keep it
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there is a candidate who has finally dropped out
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that there's a time for every purpose under heaven.
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But neither of them are going to become president.
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I would recommend you look into her background.