Nikki Haley has resigned as U.S. ambassador to the United Nation, prompting tears and panic among conservatives who seem to have forgotten that the UN does not matter at all. We will examine the unexpected resignation, President Trump boofs on Justice Brett Kavanaugh s critics, Google continues to hate America, and the Washington Post publishes the dumbest article on the internet today. Finally, Che Guevara is executed on this wonderful day in history.
00:21:43.920And he should have done exactly what he did at that press conference and say, I would like to apologize on behalf of the country for what happened to you, Brett, and what happened to your family.
00:21:54.540How does he have this moral clarity is what I want to know.
00:21:57.300This is a guy who's worked in pretty mucky industries, you know, network television, reality TV, construction in New York, casinos, beauty pageants, politics, pretty gross stuff.
00:22:12.100So how does he have this kind of moral clarity?
00:22:15.400You know, he's been a little liberal when it comes to the ladies, for instance.
00:22:19.780But where it counts, and especially where it counts in his role as president, he's got it, I think of it as akin to the ability to skim a book.
00:22:28.420You know, this is an important skill to learn when you go to college, because especially if you're taking a lot of classes or graduate level classes, you're going to have an amount of reading that is not possible to complete, especially if you want to go out and, you know, like go to Beach Week 2019, you know, and just go like boothing and throwing ice cubes at bars.
00:22:46.200You're not going to have time to read it all.
00:22:47.420So one of the skills that you have to learn is how to power skim.
00:22:51.800You need to be able to skim for the information, because you're going to be tested on the information.
00:22:56.340You're going to be tested on what matters.
00:22:57.560You have to be able to, like, scan hundreds and hundreds of pages per week, or sometimes, you know, 200 pages or 300 pages in a day, and pluck out the information that matters.
00:23:08.680I think that's how President Trump sees the world.
00:23:19.260And he's consuming all of that information, filtering out the nonsense, and identifying what really matters.
00:23:25.200He's able to do that time and time again on key policy matters, on moving the U.S. Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, on how to deal with ISIS, on how to deal with North Korea, on how to deal with trade in China, how to renegotiate NAFTA.
00:23:41.600He's been able to identify things where we say, oh, President Trump, he's not an ideological conservative.
00:23:47.320He's never read Edmund Burke or Michael Oakeshott or Russell Kirk or whatever.
00:25:55.700But you've got to compare that with another number that came out of this whole Kavanaugh thing, which is that the more the Kavanaugh thing dragged on, the further behind Heidi Heitkamp fell.
00:26:05.460So I think now she's like 12 points behind or something like that.
00:26:08.580But she was able to raise all that money.
00:26:11.700It means that a small number of lefties have been whipped up into a frenzy and are giving money, even as the candidate is losing support overall.
00:26:38.020You hear them on the left all the time talk about white privilege and male privilege and mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
00:26:44.900I think it's an indulgence to make good for your sin of being a straight white guy who knows that he's a guy or whatever aspect of that you might possess by giving to some imperiled Democrat running for Senate.
00:27:04.240And Hillary Clinton, my third cousin-in-law once removed, I always forget which one she is, third or fourth cousin-in-law once removed, she is underscoring this.
00:27:14.780She says, she just came out and said, you can't be civil with a party that opposes everything that you stand for.
00:27:54.260But when I think about what I mostly read about religion, when I'm reading books, you know, at night, before bed, or in the morning, I'm usually reading theology, philosophy, history.
00:28:04.720I'm not really reading about politics per se.
00:28:07.240I don't go to, like, crazy screaming marches and rallies and wear some genitalia-themed hat on my head on the weekends.
00:28:46.140And speaking of religious leftism, you see this all the way at Google.
00:28:49.900You know, Google used to have the saying, don't be evil, and then they dropped that saying about six months ago, presumably because their new one is just be evil.
00:29:08.960But before we do, I've got to say goodbye to Facebook and YouTube.
00:29:12.080And you have to stick around because we are going to dismantle the dumbest article on the Internet today, which happens to be about us, about the Daily Wire, and about Pod Save America.
00:29:43.420I mean, really, I'm preaching to the choir right now because if you don't have your Leftist Tears Tumblr right now, you're already drowned.
00:30:36.400I woke up to this one and lucky me, it was about us.
00:30:41.900It was about Ben particularly and about the Daily Wire and about those Obama flunkies at Pod Save America.
00:30:48.080And I want to go through this in depth.
00:30:50.800I want to take a deep dive into this stupid article by a guy named Dan Zak because I think it shows you what the fake news is.
00:30:57.880I want to analyze this line by line because it's going to show you why the Washington Post is fake news, why they're liars, why you can't trust that stupid rag, Pravda on the Potomac, the Washington Post, because it's so insidious.
00:33:10.820In a drab office building across from a used car lot in the San Fernando Valley, the host of the nation's most popular conservative podcast, Ben Shapiro, was preparing to interpret reality for his listeners.
00:37:21.420I mean, if they're, if what they do is spout idiocy to their frivolous audience, then I think they're very good at what they do.
00:37:29.560I think they're superb at what they do, but a very charitable take from Ben.
00:37:34.360Told that a visiting journalist is seeing Shapiro first, Tommy Vitor, I guess he's one of the other guys, says, please tell baby Steve Bannon I say hello.
00:37:47.840Obviously, I've just been insulting these guys the whole time, but they should be good insults.
00:37:51.820So if he's, if they're calling Ben Shapiro baby Steve Bannon, do they not, do they not even Google Ben, Ben and Steve Bannon hate each other?
00:38:01.400That's like the worst nickname you could give to, I mean, you know, the right is much better at nicknames in the era of Trump to begin with.
00:38:07.740But it's just, it's not a good insult because it doesn't have anything to do with reality.
00:38:13.000There are a lot of names that you could call Ben.
00:38:14.800I'm not going to do that because I want to keep my job for the next two weeks, but, but that isn't one of them.
00:38:21.220Fans wearing friend of the pod t-shirts crowd the front rows at live events with the crooked guys who are greeted like rock stars instead of the political nerds that they are.
00:38:33.100On liberal college campuses, lonely conservatives draw strength from YouTube clips of Shapiro dismantling progressive arguments like a hunter field dressing an elk.
00:39:00.500Or no, maybe when we did the same thing in Arizona the next night.
00:39:03.520Is that what you're, oh, those, no, they don't mention those live events.
00:39:05.900Instead of talking about our massive sold out live events, what they do is they say that lonely conservatives on campuses are in their bedrooms,
00:39:16.020you know, in the dark downloading Shapiro videos on YouTube.
00:39:19.340Or every time Ben goes to a school, the city shuts down.
00:40:02.360Those, that's, if you want some whiny profanity from guys who dress in really tight jeans and wear t-shirts in public and think that that's acceptable, then you go to Pod Save America.
00:40:12.600If you want information and commentary and analysis, you go to the Daily Wire.
00:40:20.080On his show, Shapiro reads ads from, this is the best one.
00:40:23.720On his show, Shapiro reads ads from a sponsor that sells a three-month emergency food supply, plus seed packets for when things finally go south.
00:40:32.220Pod Save America shills for a company that delivers fresh ingredients to your doorstep so that you can cook yourself a single healthy meal.
00:40:39.680Lentils and quinoa dressed in tahini, perhaps, as the world burns.
00:40:43.540So, what they're saying is, Ben has, you know, some survivalist advertisers, and the Pod Save America has Blue Apron.
00:41:04.560It goes, also, like, so really what you're saying is, like, if you were to write that honestly, you'd say, Ben and, you know, Daily Wire and Pod Save America both have Blue Apron, but Daily Wire has more advertisers because they're better shows.
00:41:23.860Shapiro's headquarters has the look of a think tank and the feel of a refurbished doctor's office.
00:41:29.940A reproduction of Washington crossing the Delaware hangs in the waiting area.
00:41:34.780An issue of Cigar Aficionado sits on the coffee table.
00:41:38.080Yes, Cigar Aficionado sits on the coffee table to exemplify the experience of sitting next to your 4,000 cigar humidor in your beautiful several lounges that you have in your studio.
00:41:55.120About 55 employees work for him under the banner of Forward Publishing, producing his Daily Wire website, and three other podcasts, all hosted by conservative men.
00:42:04.720We won't even, we won't even dare to mention Andrew Clavin and Knowles and Walsh.
00:43:06.380Whereas the Crooked Podcasts are playful, pondering conversations, Shapiro lectures sternly with sermons that paint the world as black and white, good versus evil.
00:43:17.060His prevailing on-air tone is one of scorn and disgust.
00:43:21.620Could we get a clip of Pod Save America, please?
00:43:24.700It's literally the most important election of our lifetime, ever.
00:43:29.340More than a presidential election at this point.
00:43:30.960This is like the last call for democracy.
00:43:38.180This is the last call for America, for democracy.
00:43:40.840And that was, that was one of the few clips I could find where he doesn't use profanity to articulate the points that he isn't making.
00:43:46.380So, uh, so he's saying, oh, you know, Shapiro's doom and gloom, but Pod Save America, they're all happy-go-lucky, except for when they say that democracy is ending.
00:44:05.200He's giggles halfway through a lot of his shows.
00:44:07.740You know, I was with him on election night in 2016.
00:44:09.780We had to, we just sat there, the rest of us in silence, because he was giggling for, like, 40 seconds when Trump won, and he said, because he used the phrase President Trump.
00:44:54.140The Pod Save America, while the second most downloaded new show on Apple Podcasts in 2017, well, while we're citing irrelevant statistics, what is the, uh, what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?