Ep. 305 - Michael Cohen Throws Spaghetti At The Wall
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Summary
A baby is born 7 years after her father died. Michael Cohen testifies that he lied to Congress. A Democratic presidential candidate makes slavery reparations a central tenet of his campaign. Plus, a bizarre bioethics theory about designer babies.
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Disloyal dirtbag and convicted felonious lawyer Michael Cohen appeared on Capitol Hill today
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to dance for the pleasure of Democrats desperate to cover up the actual crimes they committed
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in their effort to prevent Donald Trump from becoming president and later to overturn the election.
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We will analyze the pathetic but very entertaining showing.
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Then, a Democrat presidential candidate makes slavery reparations a central tenet of his campaign,
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and a baby is born seven years after her father died.
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I'm Michael Knowles, and this is The Michael Knowles Show.
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That last story reminds me of this famous line from The Odyssey where Telemachus says about his father,
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A lot of milkmen walking around the earth for all of human history.
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But the story, that story about the baby being born seven years after her father died,
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I don't think it has to do with milkman, it has to do with bizarre bioethics and questions of designer babies.
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went to Capitol Hill today to testify to Congress,
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The GOP came out with a little ad before this happened.
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Now, he goes to Capitol Hill to say that Trump is a liar
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that just contrasted what Michael Cohen is saying
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Now, I want to tell you about the real Donald Trump.
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I'm just sort of smelling those Michael Cohen tears,
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They're saying, man, if this guy's such a dirtbag liar,
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and it demonstrates humility on the part of the GOP.
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It's an ad that admits that Donald Trump hired Fredo
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you shouldn't have hired him in the first place.
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we was kind of going back and forth with Ben over this.
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and you're angry with him for telling the truth
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these kind of guys are more complicated than that.