Ep. 373 - Los Democrats Son Muy Estúpidos
Summary
After watching the Democratic Debates, it's safe to say that the candidates all seem to be speaking in broken Spanish. And it's not just the candidates who are doing it. It's also the moderator, Cory Booker, who seems to be doing it too.
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Democrats kicked off last night's presidential primary debate with a novel strategy.
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They started randomly speaking in Spanish throughout the whole thing.
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We will examine how los Democrats got so muy estúpidos.
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That's basically my main takeaway from last night's Democratic debate is that yo quiero Taco Bell.
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And I thought I may have been watching it on Telemundo because, for some reason,
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these candidates all seem to be speaking in Spanish.
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Me llamo Julián Castro y estoy postulando por presidente de los Estados Unidos.
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Necesitamos incluir cada persona en el éxito de esta economía.
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Pero si queremos hacer eso, necesitamos incluir cada persona en nuestra democracia.
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Cada votante necesitamos la representación y cada voz necesitamos escuchar.
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So if you couldn't see that, there's this moment when Beto, he's the first one, first question.
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Beto starts speaking in Spanish randomly for no reason.
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And there's a cutaway and you see Cory Booker looking at him like, dude, are you actually pandering more than I am?
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Are you actually being more disingenuous than I, Cory Booker, am being?
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And it was probably the only genuine thing I've ever seen out of Cory Booker.
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And then within, I don't know, 10 minutes or something, Cory Booker starts doing it too.
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It was this moment of like Beto saying, hey, hey, bro, nobody can butcher the Spanish language better than I can.
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And then he just starts speaking in broken Spanish.
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Even the moderator got in on all the Spanish fun.
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Congresista O'Rourke, ¿qué haría usted en el primer día, si usted es presidente, sobre esta realidad que está ocurriendo?
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What would you do, Congressman, day one at the White House?
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Vamos a tratar cada persona con el respeto y dignidad que merecen como humanos.
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Oh, Beto O'Rourke's like the guy who got called on by teacher, but he didn't do the homework.
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So he's, he's pretending to speak Spanish from the first question.
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Then this moderator, Jose Diaz-Balart, just starts speaking to him in Spanish.
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And Beto O'Rourke basically just responds, ¿dónde está la biblioteca?
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He uses the word, I wasn't listening to all the Spanish because I don't speak Spanish.
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And I've never been more happy that I don't speak Spanish than when I was watching last night's debate.
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But halfway through, he doesn't remember the word for medicine, which I believe is medicina.
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So he's just like, oh, yeah, si, yo quiero la medicina, yeah.
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I remember, I was working on the John Huntsman campaign in 2012.
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He made a very strategically poor decision during one debate where he started speaking in Mandarin Chinese.
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And the idea here was the same thing that these guys were trying to do.
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They want to show that they can speak this language.
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If China is going to be the big threat and you can speak Chinese, that gives you a lot of credibility.
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If America is becoming multilingual, if America's got all these Spanish-speaking immigrants coming in,
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it's very impressive if you, too, can speak Spanish.
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You think those guys are impressed that you speak Spanish?
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I found this to be the most offensive part of the debate last night.
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They were talking about basically having post-birth abortion.
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They were talking about abortion at any time during pregnancy on demand.
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They were talking about getting rid of private health care.
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And I found the most offensive part of it to be this stupid Spanish pandering.
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There is very little that unites us as a country anymore.
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We don't all go watch the same TV shows, read the same books, or go to the same movies.
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If we don't speak the same language, then we have basically nothing that unites us anymore.
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When I'm in America, I don't speak Italian all the time.
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Even if I go to an Italian restaurant, I don't sit there and say,
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okay, I'll have the wine, and I'll have the appetizer, and I will have...
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No, I don't do that, because that's weird, because you're in America.
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I'll say, I'll have the spaghetti alla carbonara, please.
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They say they want to fundamentally transform the country.
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You don't want to fundamentally transform things that you like.
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You want to fundamentally transform things that you don't like.
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And that was Barack Obama, one of his campaign platforms,
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One of the reasons that everyone is anxious about illegal immigration
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is because they fear that they're going to lose the country.
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They fear that the country is going to be totally unrecognizable afterward.
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I don't think this is going to play well in Peoria,
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and worse for them, I don't think it's going to play well in early,
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Now, you'll notice that the leader of the pack last night, Elizabeth Warren,
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she didn't speak Spanish because she understood this.
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and I believe that's her native language, she said.
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Liz Warren, who went in there as the kind of top of that pack
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I talk about it with sweet little Elisa all the time.