The Michael Knowles Show - November 19, 2019


Ep. 452 - Our Leaders Are Gasbags


Episode Stats


Length

48 minutes

Words per minute

170.77531

Word count

8,246

Sentence count

598

Harmful content

Misogyny

14

sentences flagged

Hate speech

14

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

A whistleblower reveals Democratic Rep. Eric Swalwell passed gas on live television, but he insists it wasn t him. But something about his denial about it just doesn t smell right. The evidence is uncontradicted that the President used taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat an election.

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Democratic Congressman Eric Swalwell broadcasts hot air on MSNBC, but not so much hot air as
00:00:07.280 Democratic Senator Chris Murphy or House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. We will examine the shameless gas
00:00:13.480 baggery of our leaders. Then across the pond, the UK's Prince Andrew sweats over questions
00:00:19.040 about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, who didn't kill himself. A New Zealand hunter gets
00:00:24.880 death threats for killing her own food, and conservatives' favorite chicken restaurant
00:00:29.880 gives in to the leftist mob. All that and more. I'm Michael Knowles, and this is The Michael Knowles Show.
00:00:42.580 Some people are just catching wind of Eric Swalwell's appearance on MSNBC last night,
00:00:48.900 but a whistleblower showed that Eric Swalwell passed gas on live television. Swalwell himself
00:00:55.860 has been gaslighting on the subject and insisting that it never happened, but something about his
00:01:02.360 denial just doesn't smell right. Listen for yourself. The evidence is uncontradicted that the president
00:01:09.400 used taxpayer dollars to ask the Ukrainians to help him cheat an election. Now that, I know it's 1.00
00:01:14.980 sometimes it's hard to figure out when it's just Eric Swalwell talking and when he literally passed
00:01:19.540 gas on television. Sometimes it's very confusing. It would appear to me that he did, in fact,
00:01:26.820 break wind on national television. This is trending on Twitter as hashtag fartgate.
00:01:33.900 I'm sorry that I even have to say that publicly, but it was the top trend on Twitter for many,
00:01:39.860 many hours yesterday. I love Eric Swalwell. I just love him so much. I don't really have very
00:01:45.820 much to say about the incident itself. It's very, very unfortunate. That's probably the worst thing
00:01:52.400 I could possibly imagine having happen if you're on national television. But one of the keys to Eric
00:01:57.400 Swalwell is that he feels no shame. One of the key defining characters of Eric Swalwell is he is just
00:02:04.440 completely oblivious to his own absurdity. So he does this and you could all hear it. And then Eric
00:02:13.620 Swalwell comes back and says, no, that wasn't me. I don't know who it was. It obviously was, by the
00:02:20.440 way. If you just look at the clip, he becomes physically uncomfortable during it. So it would
00:02:23.940 appear that it was Eric Swalwell. But, you know, he just keeps trucking on, trucking on. And what is
00:02:29.140 really incredible is that that clip literally breaking wind was not the most absurd thing that
00:02:37.060 Eric Swalwell did on television all day. Eric Swalwell then goes back on television. He's on CNN
00:02:42.900 and he insists with a straight face that President Trump needs to be thrown out of office because he
00:02:50.560 conspired with a foreign power to steal the 2016 election. Here he is.
00:02:55.060 But the House Speaker seems to have already made up her mind about impeaching the president. What 1.00
00:03:01.060 say you? I have not. And I don't think she has either. But the evidence points in one direction
00:03:07.040 that this president leveraged our taxpayer dollars to have the Ukrainians help him cheat an election. 0.84
00:03:12.580 And he has had every opportunity to send in witnesses that would show his innocence. And he has blocked
00:03:18.540 those witnesses from coming forward. And so we can only conclude that that's where the evidence is going
00:03:22.780 too early to reach an ultimate conclusion, Wolf. But the president has an opportunity to send over
00:03:28.680 the witnesses we've asked for. Is that so, Eric Swalwell? You, Eric Swalwell, a Democrat,
00:03:35.220 a member of a party that purchased foreign intelligence from an operative team, Fusion GPS, during the 2016
00:03:47.480 election. You went in, paid off former journalists to work with a foreign intelligence officer to dig up
00:03:56.460 dirt on Donald Trump. You then used the power of the state illegally to spy on the opponent's campaign.
00:04:05.580 You actually colluded to try to steal the 2016 election. You are going to accuse President Trump
00:04:11.680 of doing that very same thing. That's what they're doing. The left always does this, by the way.
00:04:16.820 The left always accuses the right of doing what the left is doing. And Swalwell can say that with a
00:04:25.040 straight face. Frankly, I feel it's less absurd to break wind on television with a straight face than
00:04:31.860 it is to expel that ridiculous hot air from his mouth. For Eric Swalwell to go out there and say,
00:04:38.800 the president can exonerate himself. He just needs to let people testify. Democrats have called three
00:04:45.680 key witnesses already. They called Bill Taylor. Remember that a few days ago? The ambassador.
00:04:52.100 They called George Kent, the deputy assistant secretary of state. They called Marie Yovanovitch,
00:04:58.600 the ambassador to Ukraine. All three of these people were supposed to be the bombshell testimony.
00:05:02.980 Remember that? And then Bill Taylor said he had no evidence of a quid pro quo. George Kent said it was
00:05:07.860 perfectly legitimate for President Trump to ask for an investigation into Ukrainian corruption in 2016.
00:05:12.760 And Marie Yovanovitch was asked, point blank, do you have any evidence that the president committed
00:05:16.660 any sort of crime? And she said, no, no, I don't. She said it twice in a row. And Eric Swalwell goes on TV
00:05:24.500 and says, the president is stealing the election. He's committing collusion. And we need to throw him
00:05:32.080 out of office for that. Four times now in this country, impeachment has been invoked. Andrew Johnson,
00:05:41.300 Richard Nixon, who resigned before he could be impeached, Bill Clinton, now Donald Trump.
00:05:47.420 This fourth impeachment, Donald Trump, by far the least legitimate, by far there is so little evidence
00:05:56.120 of any sort of crime. And Swalwell goes on TV and insists that we need to throw him out of office
00:06:01.680 for it. And even Swalwell wasn't the most ridiculous person here. Chris Murphy, a Democrat in the Senate,
00:06:08.080 went on television. And instead of just hitting Trump for the Ukraine non-troversy, he's defending
00:06:14.180 the Bidens, who are actually the subject of the non-troversy because of the corruption they engaged in
00:06:18.720 in Ukraine, which prompted the call for an investigation, which prompted the impeachment in the first place.
00:06:24.500 Here's Senator Chris Murphy. I get that in your view, what's going on right now with President Trump
00:06:28.860 is a much, much bigger deal and much more important than the Hunter Biden situation. But
00:06:33.680 just point blank, should Hunter Biden have taken that role on the board of Burisma while his dad
00:06:38.960 was vice president? Well, I think in an interview, Hunter Biden himself admitted that he had possibly
00:06:46.240 made a mistake. But let's be clear, Hunter Biden didn't do anything illegal. And his father,
00:06:50.820 the vice president, didn't do anything illegal or unethical. And all of these attacks on the Bidens
00:06:56.300 and the effort to bring the whistleblower in to testify are just an attempt to try to put more
00:07:02.000 chum in the water and distract from the corrupt scheme that is at the heart of this inquiry.
00:07:07.100 The Bidens are totally innocent. The Bidens, the Biden corruption, that's not even an important story
00:07:14.560 here when we're talking about how President Trump was trying to investigate Biden's corruption.
00:07:18.580 We'll get to this nonsense in a second. First, I've got to thank our friends over at NetSuite.
00:07:24.060 It is very important for growing businesses to know their numbers. I've worked at a lot of companies
00:07:29.000 that have just been getting off the ground, including the Daily Wire. The problem that
00:07:32.900 growing businesses have that keeps them from growing is knowing their numbers. And how do you
00:07:38.400 have trouble knowing your numbers? It's when you've got this hodgepodge of business systems.
00:07:42.200 This is where NetSuite comes in very handy. Introducing NetSuite by Oracle,
00:07:46.740 the business management software that handles every single aspect of your business in an easy-to-use
00:07:52.220 cloud platform. It gives you the visibility and the control you need to grow. So very often what
00:07:57.320 happens, I've seen it firsthand, businesses just start out and they're using whatever software,
00:08:03.360 whatever systems they're comfortable with or easiest or they just use out of convenience. And then
00:08:10.500 those systems don't talk to one another. So you end up wasting a lot of time and a lot of money.
00:08:14.880 And you get a lot of unneeded headaches. And by the way, time is money. And those unneeded headaches
00:08:19.040 cost you time and money. So what they're trying to do is they're trying to keep track of sales and
00:08:23.440 finance and this and that. And they're not speaking to each other. Right now, you can save yourself all
00:08:28.440 that hassle with NetSuite. NetSuite manages sales, finance, accounting, orders, HR instantly right from
00:08:35.100 your desktop or your phone. That's why NetSuite is the world's number one cloud business system.
00:08:39.680 Don't handicap your business. Go use the very best. You'll save a lot of time and a lot of money.
00:08:45.180 You will be so thankful in the end. Right now, NetSuite is offering you valuable insights with a
00:08:50.080 free guide, seven key strategies to grow your profits. That's at NetSuite.com slash Knowles,
00:08:55.560 K-N-O-W-L-E-S. NetSuite.com slash Knowles, K-N-O-W-L-E-S. Go over there right now and download your free
00:09:02.120 guide. No reason not to take this excellent advice. Seven key strategies to grow your profits.
00:09:08.060 That's NetSuite.com slash Knowles, K-N-O-W-L-E-S. So Democratic Senator Chris Murphy
00:09:14.960 goes on television. He says, Joe Biden, Hunter Biden, they did nothing wrong. Now, of course,
00:09:22.620 we know they did something wrong here because Hunter Biden came out and said that he was sorry
00:09:28.840 that he did it and he got off of the board. He resigned from the board of the Ukrainian energy
00:09:34.080 company Burisma. It's like saying, hey, look, I did nothing wrong. I'm completely right. I'm
00:09:38.720 totally exonerated. And by the way, I'll never do it again. Very sorry. Of course, he did something
00:09:42.840 wrong. Joe Biden knows that he did something wrong, which is why when Joe Biden found out that Hunter
00:09:49.500 Biden was on the board of Burisma, he said to him, you better know what you're doing. That's according
00:09:56.300 to a magazine interview that Hunter Biden gave in July. That's according to TV interviews that Hunter
00:10:00.960 Biden gave just a month or two ago. Biden knew there was something very, very fishy here.
00:10:05.900 Biden said in his administration, he's not going to allow this kind of nepotism and corruption.
00:10:10.140 Well, if he's not going to allow it for the president, why was it okay when he was the vice
00:10:14.460 president? Simply doesn't add up. Obviously, this was pretty crooked. And by the way, we're only talking
00:10:19.080 about Ukraine right now. He did the same thing in China. Hunter Biden flew on Air Force Two with
00:10:23.880 then Vice President Joe Biden, goes to this meeting in China, and then just coincidentally,
00:10:28.800 not long after that winds up with a billion and a half dollars worth of financing out of China.
00:10:34.960 So obviously, there's a lot of corruption going on here. And Chris Murphy says, don't talk about
00:10:39.960 that corruption. Talk about the impeachment. What I have said from the very beginning is impeachment
00:10:44.820 is not going to look good for Democrats, especially not going to look good for Joe Biden,
00:10:48.500 because in order to talk about impeachment, you have to talk about Biden's corruption.
00:10:52.480 That's what they're impeaching him over is he had a phone call with Ukraine, President Trump,
00:10:57.720 and Trump said, hey, by the way, look into that corruption in Ukraine and look into
00:11:03.060 the interference in the 2016 election. So he's allowed, he's not allowed to do that. But Democrats
00:11:09.260 are allowed to spend two and a half years investigating Russian collusion, which totally exonerated the
00:11:15.260 president. And by the way, Democrats are allowed to get off scot-free when they themselves
00:11:20.140 interfered and bought off foreign intelligence in the 2016 election. Now, I'm actually not sure
00:11:26.920 they're going to get off scot-free. We're obviously waiting for the IG report and the John
00:11:30.780 Durham investigation into how the whole Russia hoax came to be in the first place and maybe which
00:11:37.220 Obama administration officials and Democrats and foreign assets are culpable in the attempt to rig the
00:11:46.100 2016 election and the now known and demonstrable spying on the Trump campaign. So what I actually
00:11:52.540 think is that this impeachment push is an early defensive measure to mitigate whatever comes out
00:11:59.660 in that investigation in 2016. But regardless, absolutely shameless. And then Nancy Pelosi,
00:12:05.820 the most shameless one of all, comes and puts the little cherry on top of the sundae. 0.96
00:12:09.560 She wants President Trump to testify.
00:12:14.000 Does the president get, as he says, to confront his accuser or get due process?
00:12:20.100 What do you mean confront his accuser? Confront the whistleblower?
00:12:22.460 Presumably.
00:12:23.040 Well, I will make sure he does not intimidate the whistleblower. I was there, I told the president,
00:12:29.280 you're in my wheelhouse when you come after the whistleblower. And this is really important,
00:12:33.460 especially when it comes to intelligence, that someone who would be courageous enough to point out
00:12:38.520 truth to power. And then through the filter of a Trump-appointed inspector general who found it
00:12:46.580 of urgent concern and then took it to the next steps. So the president could come right before
00:12:55.980 the committee and speak all the truth that he wants if he wants to take the oath of office,
00:13:01.660 or he could do it in writing. He has every opportunity to present his case. But it's really
00:13:08.500 a sad thing. I mean, what the president did was so much worse than even what Richard Nixon did.
00:13:16.320 But at some point, Richard Nixon cared about the country enough to recognize that this could not
00:13:22.740 continue.
00:13:23.720 Allow me to translate that for you. Nancy Pelosi is saying that what Trump did is so much worse than
00:13:29.960 what Richard Nixon did. By the way, what Nixon did was his goons didn't know how to tape a door.
00:13:35.700 This is how the fall of Richard Nixon came because the two burglars who broke into Watergate
00:13:41.160 should have taped the door up to down to keep the door open once they were stealing the documents out
00:13:47.000 of Watergate. But instead, they taped it side to side so a security guard was able to see it.
00:13:52.320 And so these burglars engage in a dirty trick, which Richard Nixon, by all accounts, didn't know
00:13:57.260 anything about, by the way. And then he covered it up and then they threw him out. Why did they
00:14:01.020 really throw him out? They wanted to overturn the presidential election because they were furious
00:14:04.840 that Nixon won in the first place. They were certainly furious that he got reelected. They
00:14:09.140 stole the election from him in 1960 successfully. And they never forgave the guy for following
00:14:15.280 Alger Hiss, who is a leftist darling at the State Department, who was a communist spy.
00:14:21.920 And he was called out as a communist spy by Whitaker Chambers. And Richard Nixon was the only
00:14:26.100 one who believed him and went and got him in the left, never forgave him for it. That is the
00:14:29.920 background that very few people talk about when you talk about the Richard Nixon impeachment. But
00:14:34.340 what Pelosi is saying is what Trump did is so much worse than that. Let me ask you a question,
00:14:38.820 Nancy Pelosi. What did Trump do? Because the storyline now has changed about a million times,
00:14:44.200 not even just from the Russia hoax to Stormy Daniels to taxes to now Ukraine, but even within
00:14:49.780 Ukraine, what did he do? You're saying it was bribery? You're saying it was a quid pro quo?
00:14:54.400 You're saying it was an abuse of power, so maybe it wasn't a crime? What are you talking about?
00:14:58.780 If Nancy Pelosi were telling the truth, if what Trump did with regard to Ukraine was worse than
00:15:05.860 what Richard Nixon did, it's an impeachable offense, then Nancy Pelosi would state the offense. 1.00
00:15:11.840 This is how you know the Democrats are full of hot air here, is they can't even state what the
00:15:16.540 offense is. I can't even state what the offense is. I follow this story every single day. But the
00:15:21.140 storyline changes every day because all the witnesses that the Democrats are calling to
00:15:25.200 testify say that Trump did nothing wrong. You've got Bill Taylor, George Kent, Maria Yovanovitch.
00:15:33.440 Who else are they going to get to say that Trump committed an impeachable offense? Nobody. So
00:15:38.100 disingenuous. So totally disingenuous. But if you want the height of gas baggery,
00:15:43.880 you actually can't even stay in America. You got to cross the pond and head over to the UK where
00:15:49.200 Prince Andrew, good buddies with Jeffrey Epstein, who definitely didn't kill himself, is now trying
00:15:53.960 to defend his relationship with the possibly dead disgraced pedophile in a way that it made me blush
00:16:04.060 how shameless it was. We'll get to that in a second. Then we'll get to so very much more. But first,
00:16:09.000 I've got to thank our friends over at Ancestry.com. I have been a fan of Ancestry since long before I
00:16:17.360 had this show, since before The Daily Wire existed. Ancestry has incredible tools. Obviously, they have
00:16:24.200 their family trees and their research technology. Then they've got the DNA kit where you spit into the
00:16:29.480 tube and now they can tell you so much more. So your genes are not just about you. Your genes are
00:16:37.040 something that you share with the people closest to you. And now with Ancestry, it's not just that you can
00:16:43.160 get incredible insights about your family history and how your ancestors moved around and so much about
00:16:49.760 your own genetic makeup. But now you can uncover potential health issues early that can help empower
00:16:56.420 you with information so you and your family can move forward toward a healthier future. I've been waiting
00:17:02.040 for a long time for this product to come out from Ancestry. They wanted to wait to make sure they got it
00:17:06.140 perfect and they have Ancestry health. You know, some health conditions can be influenced by genetics.
00:17:12.160 Ancestry health looks at a carefully selected set and gives you insights about how they could impact
00:17:19.420 you and your health and your family. Ancestry health gives you personalized health reports that
00:17:25.320 are easy to understand with actionable insights. This is the key here. They give you information that you
00:17:30.760 can actually act upon. They're not just going to tell you things that are completely irrelevant because
00:17:35.680 you can't do anything about it. You get access to genetic counseling resources, family health history
00:17:40.540 tool to track generations of health. And of course, you'll also receive Ancestry DNA's ethnicity results that
00:17:46.620 reveal your origins. I just got an update on mine the other day. Super cool. I love Ancestry. It's just a
00:17:51.100 tremendous product. And I'm just so glad they've added this product. And I'm glad that they've waited long enough
00:17:57.420 to really perfect it. Learn from your genes and take action for your family. Go to Ancestry.com
00:18:02.240 slash Knowles, K-N-W-L-E-S to learn more. Get your Ancestry health kit today. Ancestry.com
00:18:07.800 slash Knowles, K-N-W-L-E-S. I love these guys. Ancestry health includes laboratory tests developed and
00:18:14.120 performed by an independent CLIA certified laboratory partner with an oversight from an independent
00:18:20.000 clinician network of board certified physicians and genetic counselors. Ancestry health is not currently
00:18:24.980 available in New York, New Jersey, or Rhode Island, but everywhere else. Go check it out. It's a great,
00:18:29.440 great product. You want the real height of gas baggery. You actually can't just stick around with
00:18:37.140 Eric Swalwell and Chris Murphy and Nancy Pelosi. You got to go to the United Kingdom. You got to go to
00:18:41.880 Prince Andrew, son of Queen Elizabeth, who was friends with Jeffrey Epstein and took a lot of photos
00:18:49.500 with Jeffrey Epstein and has allegations that he slept with some of Epstein's girls.
00:18:54.980 He's finally answering questions about this. Jeffrey Epstein thought, or rather Prince Andrew
00:19:00.580 thought, that the best way to get in front of this story was to go and do a television interview.
00:19:08.080 This became one of the biggest PR disasters in recent royal memory. And it shows you, if you're not a 0.98
00:19:18.280 good BS-er, like, for instance, Nancy Pelosi or Eric Swalwell, don't go on television and try to lie to
00:19:25.280 the entire world because it looks really dishonest. He got caught in a couple lies here. Here is Prince
00:19:30.800 Andrew, asked about his old pal Jeffrey Epstein. What does he have to say?
00:19:34.880 He has quite obviously conducted himself in a manner unbecoming. Yes.
00:19:40.360 Unbecoming. He was a sex offender. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm being polite in the sense that he was a sex
00:19:46.480 offender. Oh, not a great start, Prince Andrew. Now, in Prince Andrew's defense, I don't like using
00:19:54.660 ugly words in public. I don't like it. I don't like using swear words in public. I don't even like
00:20:00.500 mentioning what Eric Swalwell did on national television. It's just that itself is unbecoming.
00:20:04.740 However, I'm not sure that's exactly what Prince Andrew's doing here. I don't think it's simply
00:20:09.280 because of the dignity of his role and his office that he's not using this line. I think it's because
00:20:15.280 he doesn't want to admit that his friend of many years, who he hung out with even pretty recently,
00:20:20.200 was one of the most notorious sex offenders in history. So he says, well, you know, what he did,
00:20:24.900 it was something, you know, a little bit unbecoming. You mean that he was a notorious sex abuser
00:20:31.900 and child sex trafficker? Well, yes, that's what I meant. Then the interviewer gets down to brass
00:20:38.500 tacks, asks Prince Andrew about sleeping with Epstein's harem. For the record, is there any way
00:20:46.740 you could have had sex with that young woman or any young woman trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein in any of
00:20:53.880 his residences? No. And without putting too fine a point on it, if you're a man, it is a positive act
00:21:06.580 to have sex with somebody. You have to have to take some sort of positive action. And so therefore,
00:21:14.760 if you try to forget, it's very difficult to try and forget positive action. And I do not remember
00:21:25.100 anything. I can't, I've racked my brain and thinking, oh, well, when the first allegations,
00:21:31.160 when the allegations came out originally, I went, well, that's a bit strange. I don't remember this.
00:21:36.100 And then I've been through it and through it and through it over and over and over again. And no,
00:21:44.360 nothing. No, no, nothing. I don't, I don't think, I don't believe that I remember that if I were to
00:21:52.440 have slept with the girls, I would have had to put my little mini royal into the, and I don't believe
00:22:00.520 if I, I'm scratching my head and it's just not coming up, then a very bad excuse. You could just
00:22:07.340 say, no, you just say it didn't happen. Yeah. If it didn't happen, then you come out and say, nope,
00:22:11.400 didn't happen. If you want to leave yourself leeway, then you need to pretend like you might
00:22:16.400 not remember. Look, I don't have a great memory either. Okay. And Prince Andrew has been seen out
00:22:21.640 partying and he's had a bit of a colorful life. So I could understand if your long-term memory is a
00:22:27.960 little hazy. If you regularly frequent the private residences and islands of the world's
00:22:35.940 most notorious sex trafficker filled with young and underage girls, I think you would remember
00:22:43.180 that. I think you would remember whether you slept with any of them or not. I don't think it would be
00:22:49.740 confusing. I don't think you'd have to rack your mind and say, did I, did I accidentally trip over a
00:22:55.280 rock on little St. James Island and perhaps fall on top of one of the, you wouldn't do that. You
00:23:00.740 would just, you either did it or you didn't do it. The fact that he's now backtracking and he used to
00:23:06.940 deny these allegations, now he's saying he can't remember. Not a great look. Then the interviewer
00:23:12.360 keeps pressing and the interviewer keeps going off the rails. And so does Prince Andrew Kopp do it? No.
00:23:16.920 He puts out even more hot air. We will get to that in a second when Prince Andrew is asked why
00:23:24.100 he stayed at Epstein's house after Epstein was convicted for child sex crimes. We will then,
00:23:29.120 of course, get to Chick-fil-A. Just after Kanye West memorializes Chick-fil-A's wonderful Christian
00:23:36.600 values in a rap song, Chick-fil-A totally gives in to the radical left. We will get to that. We will
00:23:42.640 get to the left's fury that a hunter killed her own food and the consequences of ecological sin.
00:23:50.860 But first, I have got to thank our friends over at Quip. You can see my pearly whites. What do you,
00:23:58.000 what do you know about those? It's very important to have nice, clean white teeth and there are fewer
00:24:02.820 healthy habits that are more important than regularly brushing your teeth. That's where Quip,
00:24:08.400 makers of the Quip electronic toothbrush comes in. Quip's electric brush has sensitive sonic
00:24:13.960 vibrations with a built-in timer and 30-second pulses to guide a full and even clean. Makes it so
00:24:19.640 easy to stick to a healthy brushing habit, starting with an electric toothbrush, refillable floss, and
00:24:25.800 anti-cavity toothpaste. I really like Quip because it's very slick. You can put it in your travel kit.
00:24:31.960 It's not like a giant bazooka cannon. I used to brush with just a regular toothbrush. It was basically
00:24:37.000 like brushing with a stick like I was a caveman. And your teeth just get yellow, especially if you're
00:24:41.400 like me where all you drink is coffee and tea and booze and smoke cigars. So you got to be able to
00:24:46.700 brush your teeth regularly. Having an electronic toothbrush is just so much better. I can't even
00:24:52.440 fathom now going back. Quip makes it slick, easy. They time it for you. They take all the guesswork out.
00:25:00.460 And by the way, Quip delivers fresh brush heads, floss, and toothpaste refills to your door
00:25:05.120 every three months with free shipping. You don't have to worry about it. The routine is always
00:25:09.160 right. And you're not going to be trying to squeeze that last cubic millimeter out of the
00:25:14.600 toothpaste tube to try to brush your teeth for three weeks. Join over three million healthy
00:25:18.500 mouths and get Quip today starting at $25. If you go to getquip.com slash Michael, M-I-C-H-A-E-L
00:25:27.600 right now, you'll get your first refill for free. That is your first refill free at getquip.com
00:25:32.620 slash Michael, M-I-C-H-A-E-L, G-E-T-Q-U-I-P.com slash Michael, M-I-C-H-A-E-L. Quip, the good
00:25:39.820 habits company. We have got to get to, well, the rest of Prince Andrew because it shows you a lot
00:25:46.260 about our own leaders too. Then we've got Chick-fil-A. Then we've got the moral incoherence
00:25:54.080 and idiocy over hunters and the bizarre term ecological sin, which we're now hearing from
00:26:02.780 people around the Pope. But first, we've got to say goodbye to Facebook and YouTube in honor
00:26:08.000 of the truly hilarious self-owned by Liz Warren, Liawatha-Focahontas, tweeting and saying that
00:26:16.640 she's selling a billionaire tears mug on Shopify that will actually enrich the Shopify billionaire
00:26:22.340 founder, Toby Lutke. Here at The Daily Wire, we are offering 20% off on our All Access and
00:26:29.820 Insider Plus subscriptions when you use the promo code WARRENTEARS. WARRENTEARS. You could save
00:26:37.120 heap big wampum with Insider Plus and All Access. You can get the incredible Leftist Tears Hot or Cold
00:26:43.300 Tumblr. Today is the last day to join. So again, it's the last day is today. Promo code WARRENTEARS
00:26:49.080 for 20% off your subscription. Come join the fun. You get, look, you get so much when you join The
00:26:54.560 Daily Wire. Me, the Andrew Klavan show, the Ben Shapiro show, the Matt Walsh show. You get to ask
00:26:57.960 questions in the mailbag coming up on Thursday. You get to ask questions backstage. You get another
00:27:01.840 kingdom, the third and final season, and you get that Leftist Tears Tumblr. Dailywire.com will be right
00:27:06.960 back with a lot more. Okay, so you've got a masterclass in gas baggery from Prince Andrew,
00:27:22.560 a masterclass in how not to comport yourself in public. First, Prince Andrew's asked about his
00:27:28.420 old friend Jeffrey Epstein. He says it's unbecoming to have sex with children. Then he's asked whether
00:27:33.880 or not he sleeps with the young girls. And he says, well, you know, I can't quite remember. I
00:27:37.840 don't think I did. No, it doesn't sound right. Then he's asked why he stayed at Epstein's house
00:27:42.460 after Epstein was very publicly convicted for child sex crimes. And you know, Prince Andrew's
00:27:47.460 answer, he's just too damn honorable. But you were staying at the house of a convicted sex offender.
00:27:55.320 It was a convenient place to stay. I mean, I've gone through this in my mind so many times.
00:28:01.100 At the end of the day, with the benefit of all the hindsight that one could have,
00:28:09.560 it was definitely the wrong thing to do. But at the time, I felt it was the honorable and
00:28:16.740 right thing to do. And I admit fully that my judgment was probably colored by my
00:28:27.100 tendency to be too honorable. But that's just the way it is.
00:28:33.300 Oh, my gosh, you've got to be kidding me. So you did hear there are two excuses in here.
00:28:38.980 He said, why did you stay at that convicted sex offenders, child sex abusers house? Well,
00:28:46.800 you know, it was very convenient. Because the prince, a British prince cannot afford a hotel room.
00:28:56.100 It was so convenient. You know, it was much closer to the airport than the Marriott. So I just felt I
00:29:02.440 would stay there. I'm pretty sure the prince can stay wherever he wants in the whole world. I think
00:29:07.600 he's got other friends. I think he can go to other private residences. Pretty sure he could stay at the
00:29:12.260 top floor of the Ritz whenever he wants to. So that's the first excuse. And then the second one,
00:29:16.620 the second one is so great. He stayed with the convicted sex offender because he's too honorable.
00:29:23.800 This is the excuse you hear like in job interviews. I'll say, what's your worst quality? And then when
00:29:30.040 it's a kid right out of school, I'll say, you know, I think my worst quality is probably,
00:29:33.940 I'd say I probably care too much. You know, I just work too hard. And so it's really, sometimes it's
00:29:40.180 really hard for me to separate my work life from my professional life because I just give too much
00:29:44.620 to the company. That's my problem. I'm too good. I'm too good. Prince Andrews. I guess it's because
00:29:52.760 Prince Andrew has never had a job in the way we think of jobs. He's never had a job interview,
00:29:58.700 that's for sure. And so he gives this absurd line with a straight face. Instead of just, if he just
00:30:04.000 came out and said, yeah, he was a friend of mine. Obviously I was associating with a disreputable
00:30:09.700 character and I shouldn't have stayed with him. Okay. It's not a satisfying excuse, but at least
00:30:15.900 it's, you can believe it. And then finally, Prince Andrew gets caught in a lie. He's asked, wait,
00:30:21.220 hold on a second. We see pictures of you holding the bare midriff of these underage girls with 1.00
00:30:25.560 Jeffrey Epstein at Jeffrey Epstein's place. Well, doesn't that seem to be incriminating? And he said,
00:30:32.280 it couldn't have been me that the accounts that these girls are describing where we had sweaty sex
00:30:38.760 can't be real because I can't sweat. That's what he said. Here he is.
00:30:44.700 She described dancing with you and you profusely sweating and that she went on to have baths,
00:30:52.560 possibly. There's a slight problem with the sweating because I have a peculiar medical condition,
00:31:03.020 which is that I don't sweat or I didn't sweat at the time. And that was, oh, actually,
00:31:08.960 yes, I didn't sweat at the time because I had suffered what I would describe as an overdose of
00:31:16.600 adrenaline in the Falklands War when I was shot at. And I simply, it was, it was, it was almost
00:31:23.440 impossible for me to sweat. And it's only because I have done a number of things in the recent past
00:31:30.040 that I'm starting to be able to do that again. So I'm afraid to say that there's a medical condition
00:31:36.240 that says that I didn't do it. So therefore. Oh my God, dude, why on earth? His PR guy,
00:31:42.540 his, his publicist quit when Prince Andrew agreed to do this interview, he should have quit long
00:31:49.180 before that. I mean, he's still going to get some blame here. One earth prepared him for this
00:31:52.820 interview because photos have since come out showing Prince Andrew at parties surrounded by women
00:32:01.040 sweating. I couldn't have had sex with these girls because they said that I was sweaty and 1.00
00:32:08.560 I can't sweat because I was shot at during the Falklands War. What? Very bad gas baggery.
00:32:16.700 And it's, it's important to see this because the Royals are always kind of a kooky family and it's
00:32:22.380 especially the ones who are a little more degenerate than, than the queen who is really just a model of 1.00
00:32:28.140 grace. But when you watch them just fall apart under this kind of scrutiny, you look back at our own
00:32:35.360 politicians and it gives you a certain respect for them because they're so shameless and they're so
00:32:40.280 practiced and they're so skilled at it, but they're just as full of it. And occasionally just a little
00:32:45.220 evidence of that hot air squeaks out of them, such as Eric Swalwell on live television. It's the same
00:32:52.880 sort of gas baggery. And what they do is they gaslight us. I know these are puns. I'm actually not even
00:32:57.520 doing that intentionally. These, at least not anymore. These, this gaslighting is what's so offensive to us.
00:33:04.440 Because these people, Prince Andrew, I guess most ridiculously, but Pelosi, Swalwell, Chris Murphy,
00:33:10.980 these guys go on television and they tell us not to believe our own lying eyes. They tell us not to
00:33:16.780 believe our own lying ears. They're trying to force a narrative on us that is obviously untrue. And
00:33:24.060 people really don't like being lied to. I've found if you're just straight with people, they appreciate
00:33:29.520 that. You know, President Trump during the 2016 election more or less came out and said, yeah,
00:33:33.360 I hear all my flaws. Okay. I've never pretended to be a saint, but here's what I'll do for you.
00:33:39.160 Here's what I'm promising. And I, I won't lie to you. I'll talk straight to you. And generally
00:33:43.180 speaking by politician standards, he has done that. If Democrats think that they are going to win in
00:33:48.080 2020, and that is what all of this circus about impeachment is about. If they think that they're
00:33:55.180 going to be able to win in 2020 by continuing to push a false narrative, by continuing to tell the
00:34:00.820 American people not to believe their lying eyes and ears, then they are going to lose. And it doesn't 0.97
00:34:05.020 matter how many candidates are in the race. More candidates are entering the race even now because
00:34:10.220 Deval Patrick entered the race. We haven't even talked about that because eh, who cares? But you
00:34:15.060 know, they had 25 candidates. That wasn't even enough because they are not dealing with any relation
00:34:21.460 to reality here. That is not going to serve them in 2020. And if they want to have any chance,
00:34:28.500 any chance in hell, they've got to deflate themselves, expel the hot air, presumably or
00:34:35.300 preferably off camera and deal with the reality of the political situation. I'm not holding my breath.
00:34:43.000 Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A caved to the left after years and years of defending their Christian values.
00:34:54.740 You know, they're closed on Sunday as Kanye West recently rapped. They would donate to a number of
00:34:59.480 Christian charities, but you know, really unobjectionable charities like the Salvation Army.
00:35:03.940 They caught a lot of flack for this from the left because the left hates Christianity. So the left
00:35:10.400 doesn't want them to donate to Christian charities like the Salvation Army. And they say that it's
00:35:14.460 because the Salvation Army discriminates against homosexuals or something, but that isn't true at
00:35:20.240 all. Anyway, after years and years of this, Chick-fil-A has caved to the left. And I think I'm the only
00:35:28.520 person who's a little bit relieved to hear this news because for years I've had to pretend that I
00:35:35.580 really like Chick-fil-A sandwiches. I don't. I don't really like any fast food chicken sandwich.
00:35:41.640 Fast food hamburgers are much better than fast food chicken sandwiches. But I've had to pretend
00:35:45.420 because Chick-fil-A has been such a good company and such a symbol of conservative resistance to
00:35:50.060 leftist cultural tyranny. And now they're not. Here's what Chick-fil-A said. Quote,
00:35:54.180 as Chick-fil-A expands globally and into more liberal parts of the U.S., the chicken chain plans to
00:35:59.320 change which charities it donates to after years of bad press and protests from the LGBT community.
00:36:04.720 This is from a report, obviously. So beginning next year, Chick-fil-A will move away from its
00:36:10.000 current philanthropic structure. After donating to more than 300 charitable organizations this year,
00:36:15.820 the Atlanta food chain will instead focus on three initiatives with one accompanying charity, each
00:36:21.380 education, homelessness, and hunger. So they've gotten all this bad press. They're expanding their
00:36:25.500 business and they don't want any more bad press. A couple things to learn here.
00:36:30.320 One, Chick-fil-A is going to learn this if they haven't learned this already. For most companies, with a few
00:36:37.900 notable exceptions, if you get woke, you go broke. If you kowtow to the leftist mob, you will collapse.
00:36:45.440 Look at Dick's Sporting Goods. Takes guns out of there. Their sales drop tremendously. That's going to
00:36:50.880 happen to Chick-fil-A here. They're basically saying, hey, all of our conservative supporters, we don't care about
00:36:56.980 you. We're going to try to get forgiveness from the woke mob. By the way, you're never going to get
00:37:01.580 forgiveness from the woke mob anyway. They're just going to ask for more and more and more. But the
00:37:05.960 other thing that this shows you, which is important in conservative debates right now, is
00:37:10.700 perfectly free markets, perfectly economic views of politics are insufficient. Because let's say
00:37:23.020 that Chick-fil-A's decision to stop donating to the Salvation Army, to more or less apologize for
00:37:30.160 being Christian, let's say that that decision increases the bottom line by 5%. I don't know. I'm
00:37:37.320 just pulling a number out of thin air. Let's say that that were to happen. It would still be bad.
00:37:42.600 It would be bad for the culture. We would have a better culture if businesses made 5% less, but
00:37:50.080 actually stood for some values, actually helped to maintain our American culture and at least pay lip
00:37:58.740 service to the faith that founded our civilization. That would be better. And that's not what's happening
00:38:04.180 here because Chick-fil-A is selling out to mammon. Seek ye first the kingdom of mammon, I guess, is 0.99
00:38:09.540 what they're saying. Salvation Army has issued a statement because Salvation Army is losing
00:38:15.120 donations from Chick-fil-A, the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, and the Paul Anderson Youth Home.
00:38:20.300 Here's what Salvation Army had to say, quote,
00:38:21.840 We're saddened to learn that a corporate partner has felt it necessary to divert funding to other hunger
00:38:27.440 education and homeless organizations, areas in which the Salvation Army, as the largest social services
00:38:33.320 provider in the world, is already fully committed. We serve more than 23 million individuals a year,
00:38:38.260 including those in the LGBTQ plus community. In fact, we believe we are the largest provider of
00:38:43.680 poverty relief to the LGBTQ plus population. When misinformation is perpetuated without fact,
00:38:49.000 our ability to serve those in need, regardless of sexual orientation, gender identity, religion,
00:38:53.220 or any other factor, is at risk. We urge the public to seek the truth before rushing to ill-informed
00:38:59.800 judgment and greatly appreciate those partners and donors who ensure that anyone who needs our
00:39:04.340 help feels safe and comfortable to come through our doors. Very good statement. I've always liked
00:39:08.800 the Salvation Army. I always like to put a buck or two in their pots when they're ringing the bells at
00:39:14.340 Christmas time. Absolutely pathetic stuff here from Chick-fil-A. Absolutely pathetic stuff.
00:39:22.080 What is going to be the effect of this, of this LGBTQ leftist activism, is that this charity is going 0.79
00:39:29.640 to get a lot less money. They're going to be able to do a lot less good. But it doesn't matter. They
00:39:33.080 don't care about doing good. They just want to virtue signal. And what is the virtue that they're
00:39:37.760 sending? Sure doesn't look like a virtue to me. Chick-fil-A is not the only company doing it. Sprite right
00:39:42.060 now, Lemon Lime Soda, is testing out an advertisement in Argentina. And I watched this advertisement a
00:39:49.760 couple times. I don't see anywhere in the advertisement where they mention Sprite Soda. Here it is.
00:40:01.780 For those who can't see, who are just listening, I'll describe the scene.
00:40:06.920 You've got a mother painting makeup onto her transvestite son. 1.00
00:40:15.600 Throughout the whole commercial, you've got these, you know, a mother binding the breasts 0.99
00:40:27.460 of her young, I guess, transgender child. So a young girl who wants to be a boy. The mother is 1.00
00:40:34.620 binding the breasts up so that the girl can more closely resemble a boy. 0.50
00:40:39.700 Throughout the rest of it, you see parents coming out and just affirming the gender identity of their
00:40:48.520 child, regardless of that child's actual biological sex. Now, one thing that's missing from the
00:40:56.480 commercial, I'm not casting aspersions on this kind of bizarre commercial, at least not yet. One thing
00:41:02.300 that's missing is Sprite. Where's the product? Where's the soda? You're not selling this at all.
00:41:08.720 What you're selling is this really weird ideology where you're forcing gender ideology on children,
00:41:15.660 on actual children in this case. I don't care if somehow this increases Sprite's bottom line by
00:41:23.860 5%. I don't think it will. But even if it did, I don't care. I want a good culture. I want a culture
00:41:33.860 where we can say, hey, forcing sex and gender ideology on 10-year-olds is a bad idea. I want a
00:41:40.800 culture where we can say, hey, if you want to donate to the most famous homelessness charity in
00:41:46.840 America that's been around for a very, very long time and has always done great work, you can do
00:41:51.140 that without being called a bigot. I want to live in that culture. I want to live in a culture where
00:41:54.620 the CEO of a company can be a Christian and not threaten his entire corporation over it
00:42:00.340 and not be forced to kowtow to a small but vociferous leftist mob. Andrew Breitbart very
00:42:07.800 famously said politics is downstream of culture. That's true. Culture is also downstream of politics,
00:42:12.960 okay? And there are policies in this country that are encouraging this sort of culture.
00:42:17.880 policies which always privilege, for instance, atheism over the religion that founded our
00:42:23.920 country, Christianity. Policies which force sex and gender ideology on children in schools.
00:42:32.000 These sort of policies are affecting our culture. And when we think about politics, we want as much
00:42:40.480 economic freedom as is possible. Economic freedom is a great thing, allowing people to do what they want
00:42:46.220 with their own property and their own labor and their own money. We also want a culture because
00:42:53.620 you can have all the money in the world, but if you don't have a coherent society, all that money
00:42:59.380 isn't going to buy you very much. Before we go, I have to get to this. A woman, a mother of three in 0.90
00:43:07.060 New Zealand is now saying she's faced death threats because she shared pictures from hunting trips
00:43:12.500 which show her carrying animals' carcasses away after a hunt. She's gotten death threats for this
00:43:17.720 for posting it on social media. I think this would be fine if she wanted to take the animals and cut 1.00
00:43:24.060 off the heads and put them on the wall. I think this would be fine if she just wanted to leave the 1.00
00:43:27.040 animals and let other animals eat them. But what she's actually doing is killing the animals and then 1.00
00:43:31.520 eating them herself. She's feeding her family with these animals that she's eating, or that she's
00:43:36.800 hunting rather. And part of the reason she's doing this is because she thinks it's more
00:43:40.340 sustainable, it's better for the environment, and it's better for the health of her family
00:43:44.020 than using a factory farm. So the people who are environmentalists, who are terrified about
00:43:49.400 global warming, should actually support what this woman is doing because it's really, talk about 1.00
00:43:53.820 farm to table. She's going out, killing her own food, and eating it takes out so much of the 1.00
00:43:58.820 environmental impact of factory farming. But it doesn't matter because people want to virtue signal
00:44:05.140 without any sense of virtue. I gave a speech last night at the University of Kentucky. Go check it
00:44:11.640 out. The speech is online. It's called Babies Are Not People. It was a lot of fun. The Q&A got pretty 0.67
00:44:16.300 feisty too because we had some, I think the people are called groipers. They're critics of conservatives
00:44:24.160 from the right who showed up also, and we had a fun Q&A with them. So go check that out. But the thrust of
00:44:30.280 the speech was that in America today, if you disturb the nest of a bald eagle, you'll be fined a quarter
00:44:36.080 million dollars and go to jail for two years. But if you kill a human baby at any stage of development,
00:44:41.460 practically, you'll be applauded as a great defender of freedom. I mean, if you kill a baby after birth in
00:44:47.620 Virginia, the governor of Virginia says that's perfectly fine. That is a bizarre moral system.
00:44:54.180 Right now, speaking at the 20th World Congress of the International Association of Penal Law in Rome,
00:45:00.260 the Pope, Pope Francis said, quote, we have to introduce, we're thinking about it, to the
00:45:05.240 catechism of the Catholic Church, the sin against ecology, the ecological sin against our common home
00:45:11.380 because a duty is at stake. Far be it from me to ever criticize the Pope, but consider this a filial
00:45:17.220 correction, very respectfully. There's no such thing as a sin against ecology. You cannot sin against
00:45:23.760 ecology. Sin can only be against God and those made in the image of God. We are the stewards of
00:45:29.600 creation. Now, of course, we can abuse those things, and to abuse creation is a transgression,
00:45:36.100 but sins can only be committed against people. We are in a culture now. I mean, it's why I bring up
00:45:44.360 the Chick-fil-A example. It's why I bring up the extreme of that, the Sprite example. We are in a
00:45:51.560 culture that is getting things, not just a little off kilter, but actually completely backwards. We're
00:45:58.060 now living in a culture where people who hunt animals for their own food are getting death threats,
00:46:03.080 but people who kill babies are being celebrated as heroes. That is a shameless culture. That is a
00:46:13.440 culture full of hot air. That is a gas bag culture that is telling you not to believe the reality that 0.68
00:46:20.060 we're all seeing in front of you, but instead to believe the narrative. Unfortunately, at least on
00:46:25.340 the cultural level and on the religious level, some people, a lot of people, have gone along with that
00:46:31.020 narrative. Don't do it. Put a little pinprick in it. Deflate that gas bag narrative, and let's all come
00:46:38.360 back to reality. That's our show. I'm Michael Knowles. This is the Michael Knowles Show. If you missed the
00:46:42.620 speech last night, go check it out. Babies are not people. You can find that on the Daily Wire 0.65
00:46:46.500 YouTube channel. And then I will see you tomorrow. In the meantime, I'm Michael Knowles. This is the
00:46:51.940 Michael Knowles Show. The evidence is uncontradicted that the president used taxpayer dollars to ask
00:46:57.140 the Ukrainians to help him cheat an election.
00:46:59.320 If you enjoyed this episode, and frankly, even if you didn't, don't forget to subscribe.
00:47:10.300 And if you want to help spread the word, please give us a five-star review and tell your friends
00:47:14.700 to subscribe. We're available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and wherever else you listen to podcasts.
00:47:20.700 Also, be sure to check out the other Daily Wire podcasts, including The Ben Shapiro Show,
00:47:25.360 The Andrew Klavan Show, and The Matt Walsh Show. The Michael Knowles Show is produced by Rebecca
00:47:30.280 Dobkowitz and directed by Mike Joyner. Executive producer, Jeremy Boring. Senior producer, Jonathan
00:47:36.000 Hay. Our supervising producer is Mathis Glover. And our technical producer is Austin Stevens.
00:47:41.840 Assistant director, Pavel Wydowski. Edited by Danny D'Amico. Audio is mixed by Mike Coromina.
00:47:47.700 Hair and makeup is by Jesua Olvera. And our production assistant is Nick Sheehan.
00:47:52.100 The Michael Knowles Show is a Daily Wire production. Copyright Daily Wire 2019.
00:47:57.420 Hey everyone, it's Andrew Klavan, host of The Andrew Klavan Show.
00:48:00.640 Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself, but ABC did kill the Epstein story. And that's just the beginning
00:48:06.400 of the web of corruption that is exposing the Democrat media complex, even as it tries to convince
00:48:12.500 us that Trump is the bad guy. That's on The Andrew Klavan Show. I'm Andrew Klavan.