As neurotics on the left and right suffer a nervous breakdown and hoard warehouses full of toilet paper, the Trump administration implements policies that actually help stop the spread of bubonic plague. We will examine why hysterics don t help during a pandemic. Then, Joe Biden confuses every major disease of the past decade while duking it out with Bernie Sanders. Ronald Reagan s son proselytizes for atheism during a Democratic debate. And the left takes advantage of the global panic.