Knowles Failed： Try Not To Laugh At Kamala Harris
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Summary
Kamala Harris is the Democratic presidential nominee for the remaining 100 or so days in the 2020 campaign. She's a firecracker of a woman who could easily be the next president of the United States. But how would she do it if she was running against Joe Biden?
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The Democrats are now considering what will be unburdened by what has been, namely Joe Biden.
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It's been the honor of my life to serve as your president, but this sacred task,
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Kamala Harris is the presumptive nominee for the remaining 100 some odd days in the 2024
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presidential race. So we have dug up some of Kamala's most soaring orations to give you a
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little glimpse into a woman who could be president. We've been to the border. So this whole thing about
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the border, we've been to the border. We've been to the border. You haven't been to the border.
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And I haven't been to Europe. I don't understand the point that you're making.
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Kamala does this thing where she just repeats the same sentence like seven times because she doesn't
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have that much to say because she doesn't really know anything. So she'll just, she has her line
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and she'll repeat it seven times. And this is very awkward when the line is not true.
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We have been to the border. We have been to the border. Lester, we have been to the border.
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Lester, why are you, we have been to the border. Have you been to the border though?
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No. What's your point? What are you talking about? Not a good start.
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I think that to be very honest with you, I do believe that we should have rightly believed,
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but we certainly believe that certain issues are just settled. Certain issues are just settled.
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Clearly we're not. No, that's right. And that's why I do believe that we are living,
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Whenever someone says, to be honest with you, I'm going to be honest with you, let me be honest
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with you, that person is admitting that they are not regularly honest with you.
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The words that Kamala Harris utters don't even rise to the level of speech.
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They're just sounds that vaguely resemble speech.
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So me think, why waste time? Say lot word when few word do trick.
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You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.
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This is actually a good point. This is the first good point I think I've ever heard Kamala Harris make.
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And she makes it in a way that's bizarre and off-putting and ridiculous.
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But the point she's making is that we are born into a family, into a community, into a country, in a society that exists in history,
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We're not just atomized individuals who pop into existence in a cloud somewhere, or even outside of a cloud, you know, just in a vacuum.
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So that's the point she's making. She's actually making an oddly conservative, dare I say, Burkean point.
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But she's doing it in a really silly way, so everyone's just going to make fun of her if we're talking about coconut trees.
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Good afternoon. I want to welcome these leaders for coming in to have this very important discussion
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about some of the most pressing issues of our time.
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I am Kamala Harris. My pronouns are she and her.
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I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.
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The best part of this, obviously, is the blue suit.
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The rest of it we've come to expect. It's very silly.
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The pronouns for a woman are she, her. You know, you have to explain all of these things that...
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Three-year-olds knew intuitively until about five minutes ago.
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But then my favorite part is, and I'm wearing a blue suit.
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Why is she doing this? The liberals will tell you she's doing this in order to paint a picture for blind people.
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If you're blind, you can't tell what color suit she's wearing, so she wants to tell you that.
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But who cares? Why do the blind people need to know what color suit she's wearing?
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I would tell you to kiss my ass too, but you probably can't find it, you blind mother...
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In the world of Kamala Harris, there is only the superficial.
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There are just appearances and accidents and superficial trivialities.
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It's all facade, but there's nothing behind the facade.
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It's a semi-impressive facade in front of an arid desert that contains nothing.
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If you believe Putin has made up his mind, what leverage do you really have?
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And remember also that the sanctions are a product not only of our perspective as the United States,
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And the allied relationship is such that we have agreed that the deterrence effect of these sanctions is still a meaningful one,
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especially because, remember also, we still sincerely hope that there is a diplomatic path out of this moment.
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But within the context of a diplomatic path still being open, the deterrence effect we believe has merit.
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Okay, so what she's saying here is not so much silly as it is needlessly wordy.
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All she needed to say was, we're instituting these sanctions because we want to deter Putin,
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and we think that our strategy will be successful at deterring Putin.
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What makes the clip ridiculous is that the day after Kamala Harris made this gobbledygook word salad for the reporter,
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She could have saved us all 75 minutes or however long that interminable address was.
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In those debates, you landed haymakers on Joe Biden.
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I mean, they were, his teeth were like chicklets all over the stage.
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And now I believe you that you're fully supportive of him.
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And how do you go from being such a passionate opponent on such bedrock principles for you?
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Not everybody landed punches like you did though.
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It was a debate that the whole reason, literally it was a debate.
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I remember this when it happened, but it, good, good on Colbert.
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He said, look, there's this obvious question here.
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Your whole campaign in as much as you had a campaign was about how Joe Biden's a big racist
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and kept you off a school bus when you were a little kid because you're black.
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That's a little more than Joe and I disagree on tax policy.
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You said he's a horrible racist who kept you out of, tried to keep you out of school.
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Uh, tell me about how you, how you came together.
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I mean, she, she led herself into this really bad position where he says, see, you didn't mean it?
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Your, your big attack during your brief presidential campaign that Joe Biden was a racist, that
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Why should we believe anything you have to say now?
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He, Colbert didn't say that last part, but that was implied.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, debate, debate, debate, debate.
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I feel like I fell out of a coconut tree after watching those clips.
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