The Michael Knowles Show - December 13, 2023


Lesbians & Dad Bods: Real Answer and Real Drinks | YES or NO with Andrew Klavan


Episode Stats

Length

58 minutes

Words per Minute

173.54321

Word Count

10,106

Sentence Count

1,839

Misogynist Sentences

42

Hate Speech Sentences

43


Summary

Former White House correspondent Andrew Klavan joins the Daily Wire to talk about what it's like to be a White House Correspondent, and why he thinks Michelle Obama has more balls than Lance Armstrong. Plus, a look back at how Andrew and Michael first met.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Michelle Obama has more balls than Lance Armstrong.
00:00:07.000 What did Lance Armstrong do to deserve that?
00:00:11.000 Obviously.
00:00:13.000 There's no question.
00:00:30.000 Long before the Daily Wire ever existed, I was drinking with Andrew Klavan.
00:00:39.000 And now we've come full circle.
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00:01:28.000 Drew.
00:01:29.000 Hey.
00:01:30.000 Cheers to your health.
00:01:31.000 Thank you very much.
00:01:32.000 This is very familiar.
00:01:33.000 I should warn you when I drink in the middle of the day.
00:01:35.000 I do vomit copiously.
00:01:37.000 Good.
00:01:38.000 Well, then you've got to make sure that you get the questions right.
00:01:42.000 Okay.
00:01:43.000 Or wrong.
00:01:44.000 Because the rules are, if you get the question right, you get to drink.
00:01:49.000 And if you get the question wrong, you have to.
00:01:52.000 I see.
00:01:53.000 There's a high stakes game.
00:01:54.000 The high stakes game.
00:01:55.000 Right.
00:01:56.000 You will move my glass to whichever answer you think I would give.
00:02:00.000 Okay.
00:02:01.000 And vice versa.
00:02:02.000 And by the way, we might want to let the audience in on something here.
00:02:06.000 We know each other very well.
00:02:08.000 Yeah.
00:02:09.000 We've been in each other's heads many times.
00:02:11.000 I started my career here.
00:02:13.000 Yes.
00:02:14.000 Writing.
00:02:15.000 That's right.
00:02:16.000 As you on social media.
00:02:17.000 I'm doing it so well.
00:02:18.000 And I'm not joking.
00:02:19.000 I used to look at your tweets.
00:02:20.000 It was on Twitter.
00:02:21.000 To find out what I sounded like.
00:02:23.000 I would say, like, I've forgotten who I am now.
00:02:26.000 Well, thank you very much.
00:02:28.000 I mean, just to prove it to them.
00:02:29.000 Yeah.
00:02:30.000 You and I are so close.
00:02:31.000 We can almost finish each other's sandwiches.
00:02:34.000 All right.
00:02:36.000 Okay.
00:02:37.000 I'm going to begin.
00:02:38.000 Then you'll go and we'll go back and forth until we're lying on the floor.
00:02:42.000 I got it.
00:02:43.000 I'm already lying on the floor.
00:02:44.000 Michael Knowles peaked when he was the cultural correspondent on The Andrew Klavan Show.
00:02:49.000 That's the question?
00:02:50.000 That's the prompt.
00:02:51.000 And I'm supposed to say your...
00:02:53.000 My answer.
00:02:54.000 Your answer.
00:02:55.000 Yeah.
00:02:56.000 You peaked when you were...
00:02:57.000 I mean, okay.
00:02:58.000 So I just have to say what you would say.
00:02:59.000 Yes.
00:03:03.000 Good point.
00:03:04.000 I peaked when I became an international cigar salesman.
00:03:07.000 That was the beat.
00:03:09.000 I knew that was your big moment.
00:03:11.000 But you certainly got that absolutely right.
00:03:13.000 I thought that was the only thing you've ever done that entertained me in any way, shape,
00:03:17.000 or informed me in any way.
00:03:18.000 In any way.
00:03:19.000 And I was thinking the other day of how that all began.
00:03:22.000 Yeah.
00:03:23.000 How you gave me my break.
00:03:24.000 I did.
00:03:25.000 In all of political media.
00:03:26.000 I know.
00:03:27.000 I've never forgiven myself.
00:03:28.000 The way you did it was because I had seen a movie that weekend called Sausage Party about a cartoon hot dog.
00:03:36.000 Yeah.
00:03:37.000 And you asked me to come on the show to talk about aforementioned cartoon hot dog.
00:03:43.000 You were actually good.
00:03:45.000 I actually put you on the show because you were good.
00:03:47.000 You actually were an entertaining thing.
00:03:48.000 What happened to you?
00:03:49.000 I don't...
00:03:50.000 You know, I peaked.
00:03:51.000 I peaked.
00:03:52.000 That's what happened.
00:03:53.000 You're up.
00:03:54.000 No, I...
00:03:55.000 Still drinking.
00:03:56.000 Wait a minute.
00:03:57.000 Still drinking.
00:03:58.000 I know.
00:03:59.000 I don't want to interrupt that.
00:04:01.000 Michelle Obama has more balls than Lance Armstrong.
00:04:08.000 What did Lance Armstrong do to deserve that?
00:04:11.000 Yeah.
00:04:12.000 Well, he got sick.
00:04:13.000 He did get sick.
00:04:14.000 Yeah.
00:04:15.000 It's too soon to make a joke.
00:04:17.000 He survived.
00:04:18.000 I know.
00:04:19.000 That's cruel.
00:04:20.000 Obvious.
00:04:21.000 Obvious.
00:04:22.000 There's no question.
00:04:23.000 I don't know.
00:04:24.000 What?
00:04:25.000 I'm not...
00:04:26.000 If it had been some kind of conspiracy theory.
00:04:27.000 Yeah.
00:04:28.000 No, exactly.
00:04:29.000 I'm not saying Michelle Obama is a guy.
00:04:34.000 You're only mouthing it.
00:04:36.000 I'm mouthing it.
00:04:37.000 That's right.
00:04:38.000 It's less...
00:04:39.000 The only way to save the country is to get married and bang your wife, but only in that
00:04:43.000 order.
00:04:44.000 Who writes this?
00:04:45.000 I...
00:04:46.000 What?
00:04:47.000 Oh, you did.
00:04:48.000 Oh, okay.
00:04:49.000 Yeah.
00:04:50.000 I want you to know, I want you to know, I did a book thing for my book, The House of
00:04:52.000 Love and Death, which you should all be...
00:04:54.000 I did a thing at the mysterious bookshop, and it was packed.
00:04:57.000 And people kept coming up to me, guys kept coming up to me with their pregnant wife
00:05:01.000 and saying, see?
00:05:02.000 I did it.
00:05:03.000 I'm saving it.
00:05:05.000 I thought...
00:05:06.000 I didn't give that specific instructions.
00:05:07.000 I thought, I'm glad you figured out how to do it.
00:05:09.000 And in that order.
00:05:10.000 Okay.
00:05:11.000 So, I've got to guess how you...
00:05:12.000 Well, I know how you would answer.
00:05:13.000 I got it wrong.
00:05:16.000 You got it wrong.
00:05:17.000 And do you know, only because of the...
00:05:18.000 You're generally right, but there's one exception, which is religious vocation.
00:05:24.000 We also need monks and nuns, and I want to get a point on the board.
00:05:28.000 That's the other thing.
00:05:29.000 I want to finally score a point.
00:05:30.000 That one goes to me.
00:05:31.000 I want to be very clear on a religious technicality.
00:05:35.000 I was going to say, outside the Vatican, you know.
00:05:37.000 Yeah.
00:05:38.000 Well, what we're going to end up having to do...
00:05:40.000 I mean, not us, because of the wives and the kids and everything.
00:05:42.000 Yeah.
00:05:43.000 But it's going to be like Benedict running off to the hills.
00:05:47.000 You know, the hinterlands, when all of the institutions are flooded with madness.
00:05:51.000 Oh, yeah.
00:05:52.000 And then, you know, things will recover.
00:05:55.000 But...
00:05:56.000 Or it'll be the end of days.
00:05:57.000 Is the church, like, falling apart?
00:05:58.000 Is that me?
00:05:59.000 I just keep...
00:06:00.000 The bad news is...
00:06:02.000 Yeah.
00:06:03.000 The church is falling apart.
00:06:04.000 Okay.
00:06:05.000 It's a complete disaster.
00:06:06.000 It's being...
00:06:07.000 And the Pope is the antichrist.
00:06:08.000 It is...
00:06:09.000 Listen, you've said it.
00:06:10.000 I didn't...
00:06:11.000 I just thought that was obvious.
00:06:12.000 But the good news...
00:06:13.000 Yeah.
00:06:14.000 That's always the case.
00:06:15.000 Isn't it?
00:06:16.000 You know, hasn't it been the case?
00:06:17.000 To quote Hilaire Belloc, I have to take it as a matter of faith that the church is divinely
00:06:21.000 instituted.
00:06:22.000 One proof for the non-believer is that no other institution conducted with such knavish
00:06:27.000 imbecility would have lasted a fortnight.
00:06:29.000 What about the American government?
00:06:32.000 Well, that made it 200 years.
00:06:34.000 We'll see.
00:06:35.000 Maybe it gets to 201.
00:06:37.000 Okay.
00:06:38.000 It's my turn, right?
00:06:39.000 No, it's your turn.
00:06:40.000 Yeah.
00:06:41.000 All right.
00:06:42.000 See, he peaked.
00:06:43.000 Cameron Winter...
00:06:44.000 The thing...
00:06:45.000 Could be played by a black guy, and it wouldn't change the character or story.
00:06:49.000 But Andrew made him a cis-white guy for some reason.
00:06:53.000 Just to say what you would say.
00:06:55.000 Yes.
00:06:57.000 Okay.
00:06:58.000 Damn, you're right.
00:07:06.000 Correct.
00:07:07.000 Yeah.
00:07:08.000 Of course.
00:07:09.000 Kirk Cameron's a white guy.
00:07:10.000 I know.
00:07:11.000 What was the question?
00:07:12.000 Cameron Winter.
00:07:13.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:14.000 The character in the House of Love and that Mike book that you're supposed to be by.
00:07:17.000 It's right.
00:07:18.000 Yeah, you can't...
00:07:19.000 No, he...
00:07:20.000 He would be a Latina woman if you were to make the Disney movie.
00:07:22.000 You know, a producer called me up just two days ago and asked me if the movie rights were...
00:07:29.000 And I was talking to him.
00:07:31.000 I didn't want to just say to him, like, you know, I'm not signing anything until he's white.
00:07:37.000 I just want to be perfectly clear here.
00:07:40.000 I didn't want to put him off that quickly.
00:07:43.000 Yeah.
00:07:45.000 So he called you, which means that when he hung up the phone, is that when he decided to Google you?
00:07:49.000 That's what I was thinking.
00:07:51.000 You know what I said to him?
00:07:52.000 He said, where are you living?
00:07:53.000 I told him where I was living.
00:07:54.000 He said, why?
00:07:55.000 I said, I work at The Daily Wire.
00:07:57.000 And he just got this kind of little embarrassed kind of pout on his face.
00:08:02.000 Yeah.
00:08:03.000 Who knows?
00:08:04.000 Well, it's nice to receive exactly one phone call about the movie rights to your book.
00:08:08.000 Absolutely true.
00:08:09.000 Absolutely true.
00:08:10.000 My agent, who was a far left guy, no longer my agent, but he read this book.
00:08:15.000 He loved this book.
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 And he said, I'm going to sell this book.
00:08:18.000 I said, you never sell it.
00:08:19.000 I've been blacklisted.
00:08:20.000 I came back months later.
00:08:21.000 I've shown this book to over a hundred people.
00:08:23.000 We didn't even get a nibble.
00:08:24.000 And it's so good.
00:08:25.000 And I said, because I'm blacklisted.
00:08:27.000 No, they would never blacklisted.
00:08:29.000 No, you're listed of color.
00:08:32.000 Yeah, that's right.
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00:09:52.000 Being Anglican is like playing air guitar.
00:09:55.000 You have an idea what you're imitating, but it's not the real thing.
00:09:59.000 It's easy.
00:10:04.000 It's easy for me.
00:10:06.000 Do you go first when you read it?
00:10:08.000 Is that right?
00:10:09.000 No, we can do it.
00:10:10.000 Let's do it simultaneously.
00:10:13.000 I'm going to say yes.
00:10:19.000 No.
00:10:20.000 Okay.
00:10:21.000 All right, look.
00:10:22.000 I didn't know if there was some deep esoteric, you were going to convert Swim the Tiber on this show.
00:10:27.000 Get the ratings up.
00:10:29.000 No, I actually believe that the church is universal.
00:10:34.000 There are various churches that count.
00:10:37.000 The Orthodox Church.
00:10:39.000 My particular church, which has about 15 people.
00:10:41.000 Exactly.
00:10:42.000 Yeah.
00:10:43.000 And none of this.
00:10:44.000 That one will be lumped into the ordinary at some point sooner or later anyway.
00:10:48.000 Exactly.
00:10:49.000 By the way, we're going to heal the East-West-ism.
00:10:51.000 Legitimately.
00:10:52.000 I'm only half-joking when I say that.
00:10:55.000 I think we actually could heal it.
00:10:56.000 I agree.
00:10:57.000 It's God's church.
00:10:58.000 He'll bring it together when he's ready.
00:10:59.000 Yeah.
00:11:00.000 You'll be left out.
00:11:01.000 Yeah.
00:11:02.000 Obviously, yeah.
00:11:03.000 But guys, we resolved the filioque.
00:11:05.000 Shut up, Michael.
00:11:06.000 Daddy, no one wants you.
00:11:08.000 You'll be chasing after me.
00:11:09.000 Yeah.
00:11:10.000 Uh, me.
00:11:11.000 Okay.
00:11:12.000 Here we go.
00:11:15.000 Huh.
00:11:16.000 Someone will eventually leak the Jeffrey Epstein client list.
00:11:20.000 I bet he'll leave the country.
00:11:22.000 Yeah.
00:11:23.000 I mean, the rest of the Jeffrey Epstein client list.
00:11:27.000 Someone will eventually leak the Jeffrey Epstein client list.
00:11:31.000 What did you say?
00:11:33.000 Wrong.
00:11:34.000 I think no.
00:11:35.000 Really, you all...
00:11:36.000 So, I think no and you think yes.
00:11:37.000 Yeah.
00:11:38.000 I think somebody will eventually...
00:11:39.000 It has been 60 years since the JFK assassination.
00:11:54.000 True.
00:11:55.000 And we were told by congressional order...
00:11:57.000 Yes.
00:11:58.000 We were going to get all the CIA files in 95.
00:12:02.000 The year of our Lord, 2023.
00:12:03.000 We get a little nibble here or there.
00:12:05.000 Oh, maybe they were doing some surveillance on Lee Harvey Oswald.
00:12:09.000 Yeah.
00:12:10.000 I don't know.
00:12:11.000 Well, first of all, Lee Harvey Oswald was killed by a communist.
00:12:13.000 One communist guy.
00:12:14.000 And all the CIA stuff is...
00:12:15.000 JFK was killed by one communist guy.
00:12:17.000 JFK.
00:12:18.000 Oh, who were you talking about?
00:12:19.000 Yeah.
00:12:20.000 Well, no.
00:12:21.000 Lee Harvey Oswald.
00:12:22.000 And then Lee Harvey Oswald was killed by one...
00:12:23.000 CIA.
00:12:24.000 Patsy for the CIA.
00:12:25.000 Yeah.
00:12:26.000 Right?
00:12:27.000 We didn't want to tell him that they'd been giving the guy money or something like that.
00:12:30.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:12:32.000 But...
00:12:33.000 But...
00:12:34.000 The Clintons can't live forever.
00:12:36.000 Mm-hmm.
00:12:37.000 And that's...
00:12:38.000 That's really what's in the world, right?
00:12:39.000 Mm-hmm.
00:12:40.000 Do you think though...
00:12:41.000 If...
00:12:42.000 I assume Jeffrey Epstein was mobbed up with intelligence.
00:12:45.000 I think...
00:12:46.000 Yes, I think so.
00:12:47.000 I think it's almost guaranteed.
00:12:48.000 Yes.
00:12:49.000 Will the intelligence agencies allow that information out?
00:12:53.000 That's a good question.
00:12:54.000 That's a fair question.
00:12:55.000 I mean, I think it really does depend...
00:12:57.000 Like, what was this guy...
00:12:58.000 We really don't know, like, what this guy was doing.
00:13:00.000 Yeah.
00:13:01.000 Like, James Patterson...
00:13:02.000 I read...
00:13:03.000 I actually read James Patterson's book on the thing.
00:13:05.000 Yeah.
00:13:06.000 The big mystery writer.
00:13:07.000 And he's...
00:13:08.000 You know, he's a billionaire, so he...
00:13:09.000 Does he write his own books, even?
00:13:10.000 I don't know.
00:13:11.000 No way.
00:13:12.000 But he gives people credit for writing them, you know?
00:13:14.000 But...
00:13:16.000 I read it, and it didn't tell you anything except, like, you know...
00:13:18.000 What he would do to these women.
00:13:20.000 And I thought, come on.
00:13:21.000 What the hell was he up to?
00:13:23.000 Right.
00:13:24.000 I want to...
00:13:25.000 I actually don't care about the women stuff.
00:13:27.000 Yeah.
00:13:28.000 You know?
00:13:29.000 And there's only, like, five things you can do anyway.
00:13:30.000 Right.
00:13:31.000 You know?
00:13:32.000 I mean...
00:13:33.000 To quote Norm MacDonald.
00:13:34.000 Yeah.
00:13:35.000 You think you invented a sixth thing.
00:13:36.000 It's really, actually, just three and five together.
00:13:37.000 Right.
00:13:38.000 But I would like to know...
00:13:39.000 We know the big...
00:13:40.000 I mean, we know Bill Clinton, obviously.
00:13:41.000 Yeah.
00:13:42.000 We know Prince Andrew.
00:13:43.000 But what about those other guys?
00:13:45.000 Yeah, Bill Gates.
00:13:46.000 Bill Gates.
00:13:47.000 Yeah.
00:13:48.000 And here's another question I have.
00:13:50.000 Why is it that Harvey Weinstein and Jeffrey Epstein both had deformed genitalia?
00:13:56.000 Yeah.
00:13:57.000 It's really strange.
00:13:58.000 Right.
00:13:59.000 Is that something that, like, makes you want to, like, abuse underage girls?
00:14:02.000 Right.
00:14:03.000 That's right.
00:14:04.000 When it came out...
00:14:05.000 This was totally buried by the press.
00:14:06.000 But it came out in the Harvey Weinstein court docs that he is vaguely hermaphroditic.
00:14:12.000 Yes.
00:14:13.000 It's a genital deformity.
00:14:14.000 Yeah.
00:14:15.000 Yeah.
00:14:16.000 But he could be identified as intersex.
00:14:17.000 Really?
00:14:18.000 Yes.
00:14:19.000 Which the...
00:14:20.000 I mean, again, the intersex and her hermaphroditism is kind of overstated.
00:14:23.000 Right.
00:14:24.000 Usually you can tell it's one or the other.
00:14:25.000 Yeah.
00:14:26.000 But I noticed the pro-trans left kind of went real mum about that one.
00:14:31.000 Yeah.
00:14:32.000 Actually, hold on.
00:14:33.000 Go for it.
00:14:34.000 Pay no attention to the man behind the orange jumpsuit.
00:14:37.000 Now, those are two very weird stories.
00:14:39.000 Yeah.
00:14:40.000 I mean, Harvey Weinstein I don't think is as weird as Jeffrey Epstein.
00:14:42.000 Yeah.
00:14:43.000 And the fact that he could be murdered, like, that is a story out of Suetonius, out of ancient
00:14:48.000 Rome.
00:14:49.000 The fact that he could be murdered in a facility, a safe facility, a max security facility.
00:14:56.000 Right.
00:14:57.000 With cameras and guards and supposedly a cellmate.
00:15:00.000 And all Hillary needed was the Groucho glasses.
00:15:03.000 That's the craziest part.
00:15:04.000 The funny nose.
00:15:05.000 Yeah.
00:15:06.000 Crazy.
00:15:07.000 Well, to the truth.
00:15:10.000 The late Jeffrey Epstein.
00:15:12.000 Yeah.
00:15:16.000 You can be a good Christian and actively support the full official Democratic Party platform.
00:15:25.000 It's no possibility.
00:15:26.000 It's not possible.
00:15:27.000 No.
00:15:28.000 You know, in particular, really just abortion.
00:15:30.000 Just abortion.
00:15:31.000 Right.
00:15:32.000 Right.
00:15:33.000 I mean, I think virtually every self-identified Christian is on board with this.
00:15:38.000 But also, if you're Catholic, the popes have been pretty clear.
00:15:42.000 There's no...
00:15:43.000 There's no...
00:15:44.000 I just don't understand how you can call yourself an actual Christian.
00:15:46.000 Yeah.
00:15:47.000 Like, you know.
00:15:48.000 Like, I can understand almost anything else.
00:15:49.000 Yeah.
00:15:50.000 Like, you know, it's...
00:15:51.000 But, you know, you're killing babies.
00:15:52.000 You're killing babies.
00:15:53.000 Don't do this.
00:15:54.000 I mean, it's a...
00:15:55.000 The right to life is not just one right among many.
00:15:57.000 It is the prerequisite.
00:15:58.000 It's the prerequisite for all the other...
00:15:59.000 Yeah.
00:16:00.000 Yeah.
00:16:01.000 But all the other stuff, too.
00:16:02.000 I mean, even the trans stuff.
00:16:05.000 You know, it's just...
00:16:06.000 Is that on the platform?
00:16:07.000 I guess it is.
00:16:08.000 These days, probably.
00:16:09.000 I think these days, you know, they're going to build an idol to Osama Bin Laden soon enough.
00:16:13.000 Well, not only that, they may actually be, like, worshipping Satan.
00:16:17.000 They actually do worship Satan.
00:16:18.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:16:19.000 Yeah.
00:16:20.000 That's the thing.
00:16:21.000 Yeah.
00:16:22.000 A little tough to include that in your Christian liturgy.
00:16:25.000 You're up.
00:16:26.000 All right.
00:16:27.000 Here we go.
00:16:28.000 Here we go.
00:16:31.000 Tessa was far less attractive before Jen, you saw.
00:16:36.000 Yeah.
00:16:37.000 Wow.
00:16:38.000 There's no way to answer this in a way that doesn't get us in trouble.
00:16:42.000 Either we're saying that our beloved colleague Tessa is hot, which is going to get us in trouble with HR.
00:16:48.000 Yeah.
00:16:49.000 Or we're going to say that she wasn't hot previously, so we're insulting the woman's looks.
00:16:54.000 Right.
00:16:55.000 How do you answer?
00:16:56.000 I don't know how to answer that.
00:16:57.000 I know how to answer that.
00:17:00.000 I know how I would answer that.
00:17:01.000 Now, also, one way you answer will make our advertiser really happy.
00:17:05.000 And one way will make our advertiser angry.
00:17:09.000 Yeah.
00:17:10.000 I know.
00:17:11.000 But there's only one right answer.
00:17:12.000 Okay.
00:17:13.000 All right.
00:17:14.000 Let's see.
00:17:15.000 So, and the question was, or the statement was, Tessa was less-
00:17:18.000 Tessa was far less attractive before Jen, you saw.
00:17:19.000 Okay.
00:17:20.000 Well, I know your answer.
00:17:33.000 But I'm going to say you're wrong.
00:17:35.000 I'm going to say Tessa-
00:17:36.000 Tessa was far less attractive for Jen.
00:17:38.000 She was far less attractive because, because, Drew, Jen Yacel came on right around the time that Tessa got married.
00:17:47.000 Yeah.
00:17:48.000 Tessa, who is a physically beautiful woman.
00:17:51.000 Spectacular.
00:17:52.000 She became all the more beautiful, actually, when she was married.
00:17:57.000 I think they were talking about a soul.
00:17:59.000 I just don't want to get in trouble, Drew.
00:18:02.000 I don't.
00:18:03.000 Come on.
00:18:04.000 Such a wimp.
00:18:05.000 I can't just say.
00:18:08.000 Well, in any case, I'll drink to forget the question.
00:18:11.000 Here's to Tessa.
00:18:12.000 To Tessa.
00:18:13.000 And to Jen Yacel.
00:18:14.000 And to Jen Yacel, yeah.
00:18:15.000 She does love this stuff.
00:18:16.000 Mm-hmm.
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00:19:23.000 It is more likely that the great pyramids of Giza predate the flood and were built by Nephilim,
00:19:32.000 or with other supernatural direction, than that the prevailing narrative pushed by the experts is true.
00:19:39.000 No.
00:19:40.000 Come on!
00:19:41.000 You made me, you were so confident in mine that I...
00:19:55.000 Because I know you're nuts.
00:19:56.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:19:57.000 No, you're right.
00:19:58.000 You're right.
00:19:59.000 Darn, I'm gonna lose this game.
00:20:00.000 All right.
00:20:01.000 Can you actually lose this game?
00:20:02.000 Is there something keeping score?
00:20:03.000 I am...
00:20:04.000 It's somewhere.
00:20:05.000 Look at our hands.
00:20:06.000 This is great.
00:20:07.000 We do the whole show like this.
00:20:12.000 There we are.
00:20:15.000 If you told me that the pyramids are 50,000 years old, I would believe you.
00:20:24.000 If you told me that the pyramids were built by pagan civilizations just worshiping demons,
00:20:32.000 and the demons actively guiding their hands, I would believe you.
00:20:36.000 I would be much more likely to believe you than if you told me, you know, they had like
00:20:41.000 a lever or something.
00:20:42.000 They had a bunch of slaves pulling, like, Jewish guys.
00:20:45.000 But Jewish guys aren't that beefy.
00:20:48.000 I mean, the ones in the IDF are.
00:20:49.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:20:50.000 Back in those days.
00:20:51.000 Okay.
00:20:52.000 Yeah, all right.
00:20:53.000 All right.
00:20:54.000 Maybe.
00:20:55.000 Maybe.
00:20:56.000 I keep an open mind.
00:20:57.000 All right.
00:20:58.000 Hmm.
00:20:59.000 I'm glad...
00:21:00.000 Well, I got that right or wrong.
00:21:01.000 I'm glad that we could at least...
00:21:02.000 Yes.
00:21:03.000 And I have to say that I'm shocked that we're actually keeping score.
00:21:06.000 Oh, I'm not.
00:21:08.000 I mean, I don't see the score anywhere.
00:21:12.000 To more emphatically push back on the woke nonsense in Disney's upcoming live action Snow
00:21:18.000 White and the Seven Dwarfs.
00:21:20.000 Jeremy should go all the way against political correctness and title it Snow White and the
00:21:25.000 Seven Midgets.
00:21:30.000 Is midgets the least politically correct word for a little person?
00:21:34.000 No, because a dwarf and a midget are two different things.
00:21:37.000 Are they?
00:21:38.000 Yes.
00:21:39.000 What's the difference?
00:21:40.000 One is a mythical woodland creature.
00:21:42.000 One is a sort of short fellow.
00:21:43.000 No.
00:21:44.000 No.
00:21:45.000 One is a short person and the other is a short person but is kind of malformed.
00:21:51.000 Mmm.
00:21:52.000 I do believe there's a difference.
00:21:54.000 So, right.
00:21:55.000 One has sort of ordinary proportions and one is...
00:21:57.000 Yes.
00:21:58.000 Oh, interesting.
00:21:59.000 It's true.
00:22:00.000 I've noticed that distinction.
00:22:01.000 Yeah.
00:22:02.000 Hmm.
00:22:03.000 I think it should be called Snow White and the Seven White Guys.
00:22:06.000 Snow White and the Seven Perfectly Ordinary Straight White Men.
00:22:12.000 Whiter.
00:22:14.000 Snow White and the Whiter Guys.
00:22:17.000 Okay.
00:22:18.000 So, the answer is no.
00:22:19.000 You have to go no.
00:22:20.000 But our...
00:22:21.000 I think our solution would be...
00:22:22.000 Yes.
00:22:23.000 Of course.
00:22:24.000 No.
00:22:25.000 In fact, it should just be called White White and the White White White.
00:22:28.000 I've been calling the new ones Sand Beige.
00:22:31.000 Sand Beige and the Seven Tall Men.
00:22:36.000 Seven Ordinarily Proportioned.
00:22:38.000 Ordinarily Proportioned Tall Men.
00:22:40.000 Michael Knowles embracing the dad bod in his early 30s.
00:22:43.000 Yeah, real nice.
00:22:44.000 Real nice.
00:22:45.000 I think I look actually pretty good.
00:22:47.000 Thank you.
00:22:48.000 Embracing the dad bod in his early 30s is disgusting and disordered.
00:22:51.000 It's kind of like if Michelangelo saw a marble block and said,
00:22:55.000 ah, let's just slap some pasta and whiskey on it.
00:22:58.000 It's perfect the way it is.
00:22:59.000 Who wrote this?
00:23:00.000 Who the hell wrote this?
00:23:11.000 I mean, insulting but undeniable.
00:23:14.000 So, I got your answer right.
00:23:16.000 I'm trying to think about what I think about this.
00:23:19.000 All right, we can put it in this.
00:23:23.000 That's fine.
00:23:24.000 I'm of two minds here.
00:23:29.000 One, I think it's weird that men obsess over their physique like women.
00:23:34.000 So, men, like gym rat men I think actually are a little too vain and somewhat womanish.
00:23:41.000 But, the old ancient Greeks, they understood that virtue is not merely an intellectual endeavor.
00:23:48.000 It's physical as well.
00:23:50.000 And if I really were interested in full arete, I would lift a weight every now and again.
00:23:55.000 So, I agree.
00:23:56.000 I agree.
00:23:57.000 I have to say that especially some of us, those of us who have aged, it is a good thing to stay in shame.
00:24:06.000 Yeah.
00:24:07.000 Yeah.
00:24:08.000 Because the thing is I don't watch what I eat.
00:24:11.000 Yeah.
00:24:12.000 You smoke.
00:24:13.000 Well, that's actually the plus.
00:24:15.000 Because it suppresses the appetite so I don't become a big fat guy.
00:24:18.000 So, that's the one health benefit I have.
00:24:20.000 Plus, we know nicotine is good for you.
00:24:22.000 Did you know that?
00:24:23.000 Great.
00:24:24.000 I was talking to your son, no relation to you, Spencer Clavin.
00:24:28.000 Yeah.
00:24:29.000 And he told me that he believes we will live to see a day when nicotine is looked on as a health substance.
00:24:34.000 Yes, he does believe that.
00:24:36.000 Yeah.
00:24:37.000 What contradicts him is after the discovery of America where they started to send home tobacco,
00:24:41.000 every English king died of jock.
00:24:43.000 Yeah.
00:24:44.000 That's a little, ah, ah, yeah.
00:24:46.000 Well, yeah, but look, that's an anomaly.
00:24:49.000 Yeah.
00:24:50.000 Isn't that correlation is not, I'm starting to realize correlation is causation, obviously.
00:24:55.000 It probably is.
00:24:56.000 It's like a lib slogan.
00:24:57.000 It's true, yeah.
00:24:58.000 Is it me, you?
00:24:59.000 You.
00:25:00.000 Me.
00:25:01.000 All right.
00:25:02.000 Allowing attractive women into the workplace is more dangerous than letting a pit bull babysit your toddler.
00:25:11.000 Well, you're, you're pretty outspoken against pit bulls, too.
00:25:15.000 It's sort of question, is it more dangerous?
00:25:17.000 Yes.
00:25:18.000 Yes.
00:25:19.000 Yeah.
00:25:20.000 Absolutely.
00:25:21.000 Obviously.
00:25:22.000 Of course.
00:25:23.000 It's insane.
00:25:24.000 I, I assume we're violating a lot of NLRB statutes here, but it's, it's not good for anybody.
00:25:28.000 I don't think women should be in the workplace at all.
00:25:30.000 Of course not.
00:25:31.000 And I, like.
00:25:32.000 Of course.
00:25:33.000 Until, you know, maybe for like a year before they get married.
00:25:35.000 Yes.
00:25:36.000 Before having children.
00:25:37.000 It's like, it's ridiculous.
00:25:38.000 It's.
00:25:39.000 Yes.
00:25:40.000 For what?
00:25:41.000 Yes.
00:25:42.000 Like this, this thing where they come back to work after they have children.
00:25:45.000 Yeah.
00:25:46.000 Stay home.
00:25:47.000 Take care of your children.
00:25:48.000 And, and by the way, eventually your children grow up.
00:25:50.000 Yeah.
00:25:51.000 And then you can start to enter the workplace.
00:25:52.000 Right.
00:25:53.000 Yes.
00:25:54.000 And you won't disturb people.
00:25:55.000 Yeah.
00:25:56.000 I'm not, I'm not opposed to, but, but you're so right.
00:25:57.000 Like for, for what I've, for every fictional story I hear of a woman who really just wanted
00:26:03.000 she, her dream was to make widgets and she was kept from that by the patriarchy.
00:26:06.000 I have so many female friends who got lured into all the BS, put your career first.
00:26:13.000 And, and, and, you know, then they say own, they despair.
00:26:15.000 They say, I can't find a husband.
00:26:17.000 I can't get married.
00:26:18.000 I can't have kids.
00:26:19.000 You know, I was, I was at my priest's birth birthday party and this woman sat down across
00:26:25.000 me and just started talking to me about her life.
00:26:27.000 And she had a baby, a new baby and her husband.
00:26:29.000 And she said, you know, they told me to go to work and then get married as if getting
00:26:33.000 married was easy, as if it were easy to find somebody.
00:26:35.000 She said it was so hard.
00:26:36.000 And I, you know, like I didn't care about my work at all.
00:26:38.000 And all I care about is my baby.
00:26:40.000 And they all, you know, why wouldn't you, why wouldn't you?
00:26:43.000 The most, how much of work is like, you know, nonsense.
00:26:46.000 Right.
00:26:47.000 Raising a child and, you know.
00:26:49.000 When, you know, I remember I, I was talking, I guess I was talking to my father-in-law years
00:26:54.000 ago.
00:26:55.000 I said, well, what, what thing that you've done are you proud of stuff?
00:26:57.000 And he said, well, my kids, no question, my kids.
00:27:00.000 And I thought as a guy in his early twenties, I thought, okay, that's just the pat answer that,
00:27:05.000 an old guy gives.
00:27:06.000 Yeah.
00:27:07.000 Okay, whatever.
00:27:08.000 And then I had a kid.
00:27:09.000 And within five seconds, I realized, oh, right, nothing.
00:27:11.000 Look, not to downplay my blank book, which is a magnum office and will endure for ages.
00:27:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:16.000 But.
00:27:17.000 Cigars are good.
00:27:18.000 The cigars, thank you.
00:27:19.000 The cigars are good.
00:27:20.000 And those you set on fire and then they turned to ash.
00:27:22.000 Right.
00:27:23.000 But I, I was at the birth of my first son.
00:27:26.000 My wife is delivering the baby.
00:27:28.000 I'm delivering my manuscript on my book with words, which I really labored over and cared
00:27:32.000 a lot about.
00:27:33.000 Yeah.
00:27:34.000 They were both due on the same day.
00:27:35.000 I smoked those two.
00:27:36.000 You roll them up actually.
00:27:38.000 And I thought, oh, you're delivering your baby.
00:27:41.000 I'm delivering my baby that I've been working on for nine months or really over that, probably
00:27:46.000 double that time.
00:27:47.000 And I thought, and I'm not downplaying my book.
00:27:50.000 I think it's a good book.
00:27:52.000 This is nothing.
00:27:53.000 This is nothing compared to what is happening.
00:27:57.000 It's our, it's our pale imitation of what they're doing.
00:27:59.000 Yeah.
00:28:00.000 Yeah.
00:28:01.000 And, and the thing is, I really do feel that because of that, we as men, as a, as a breed
00:28:06.000 of people have purposely denigrated what women do.
00:28:11.000 Yeah.
00:28:12.000 Oh, she's just, she's, you know, they just take care of the house.
00:28:14.000 And I was like, all I know is like, go up to a guy who's bigger than you and insult
00:28:18.000 his mother.
00:28:19.000 Yeah.
00:28:20.000 And when you recover in the hospital, right.
00:28:22.000 Right.
00:28:23.000 You think this is something that matters to people.
00:28:25.000 Yes.
00:28:26.000 People like adore their mothers.
00:28:27.000 Yes.
00:28:28.000 Yeah.
00:28:29.000 That's a, that's a great point.
00:28:30.000 Oh, now they're nannies.
00:28:32.000 It's just capitalism.
00:28:33.000 I think it's you.
00:28:36.000 I'm up.
00:28:37.000 Yeah.
00:28:38.000 I've read all three of the Cameron Winter mysteries.
00:28:42.000 I can, I, I know this for a fact.
00:28:46.000 I, hey.
00:28:47.000 Okay.
00:28:48.000 Hey.
00:28:49.000 I, I think you, I think you've probably read them.
00:28:51.000 Now, in fairness, I have, I have maybe read more Andrew Klavan novels.
00:28:59.000 Willing.
00:29:00.000 I've certainly, I've willingly read more Andrew Klavan novels than maybe all the novels
00:29:04.000 I've ever read combined.
00:29:05.000 And I mean, it's not, I'm, you have finished one of my novels.
00:29:08.000 I, oh yes.
00:29:09.000 I know.
00:29:10.000 I've, I've actually read a number.
00:29:11.000 Not a lot.
00:29:12.000 Like, I don't know, like five or tops.
00:29:13.000 Oh wow.
00:29:14.000 All right.
00:29:15.000 That's actually a lot.
00:29:16.000 Yeah.
00:29:17.000 But I, I don't, I just, I'm not saying I hate novels.
00:29:19.000 No.
00:29:20.000 You don't read them.
00:29:21.000 I don't read them.
00:29:22.000 Yeah.
00:29:23.000 I just, even great novels, even sometimes for the book club, I, you know, I'm assigned novels.
00:29:26.000 I do.
00:29:27.000 And, and they're, every time I finish a great novel, I think, oh, that was great.
00:29:30.000 Every time I finish one of your books, I'm not puffing you up.
00:29:32.000 They're, they're just excellent and they're like beautiful.
00:29:35.000 I have, I have, this is going to sound so.
00:29:37.000 Yeah.
00:29:38.000 Go on.
00:29:39.000 Gay.
00:29:40.000 I've been, I've, I've like teared up at the ends of your books.
00:29:43.000 Oh, that is good.
00:29:44.000 I know.
00:29:45.000 And I'm sorry, this is a confession.
00:29:47.000 But, and yet still, then I put it down and I say, wow, that was a truly edifying,
00:29:54.000 perhaps even sanctifying experience.
00:29:56.000 Well, done with that.
00:29:57.000 Bye.
00:29:58.000 Okay.
00:29:59.000 Time to go read some other dry philosophy on nonsense.
00:30:01.000 Yeah.
00:30:02.000 There's some men, like they don't understand what, if they understood what novels were for.
00:30:06.000 Yeah.
00:30:07.000 Then they would read them more.
00:30:08.000 But we're a dumb country, so we don't understand that.
00:30:11.000 Yes.
00:30:12.000 But novels actually do, if you read them right, if you read them with a true heart.
00:30:16.000 Yeah.
00:30:17.000 They actually make you a better person.
00:30:18.000 Yes.
00:30:19.000 I did, I just ordered, because when we go out and have a stogie, maybe a couple of Coca-Colas,
00:30:24.000 you'll say, you have to read this book or that book.
00:30:26.000 And then I often order it immediately.
00:30:29.000 But you never read them.
00:30:30.000 They just pile up.
00:30:31.000 So I've got the one, The Monk book.
00:30:33.000 Oh, yeah.
00:30:34.000 Well, that's a fun book.
00:30:35.000 Yeah.
00:30:36.000 What's that book called?
00:30:37.000 The Monk.
00:30:38.000 The Monk.
00:30:39.000 By...
00:30:40.000 Yes.
00:30:41.000 It's on my nightstand.
00:30:42.000 Well, you would like that because it's a really interesting Catholic home.
00:30:45.000 All right.
00:30:46.000 All right.
00:30:47.000 That pitches it up a little.
00:30:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:49.000 I'm working my way up.
00:30:50.000 I'm reading the Father Brown stories.
00:30:51.000 Yeah, they're great.
00:30:52.000 I can do 20 pages of fiction at a time pretty soon, you know.
00:30:57.000 It's kind of why I like poetry.
00:30:58.000 I do read poetry.
00:30:59.000 Poetry is great.
00:31:00.000 And poetry, because it tricks me, because I think of a poem as like 14 lines.
00:31:04.000 Yeah.
00:31:05.000 And you get to the end of Dante and you think, goodness gracious.
00:31:07.000 And it takes a long time.
00:31:08.000 It takes a long time to read a poem.
00:31:09.000 But I do love poetry.
00:31:10.000 I love...
00:31:11.000 I mean, poetry had a day.
00:31:12.000 Yeah.
00:31:13.000 And then it died.
00:31:14.000 Yeah.
00:31:15.000 I know.
00:31:16.000 That...
00:31:18.000 I was trying to compose one right now, like a haiku, but it'll take too long.
00:31:22.000 Me, right?
00:31:23.000 You're up.
00:31:24.000 All right.
00:31:25.000 Here we go.
00:31:28.000 It is more likely that we will fall into World War III in the next 10 years than not.
00:31:39.000 Yeah.
00:31:40.000 Yeah.
00:31:41.000 Yes.
00:31:42.000 Yeah.
00:31:43.000 I can make my argument if you like.
00:31:58.000 Go ahead.
00:31:59.000 The term Thucydides trap is overplayed and most international relations jargon is overplayed.
00:32:06.000 But Graham Allison, the Harvard political scientist, makes this case that of the last, however
00:32:13.000 many, 19 or 16 to 20 global conflicts, three quarters of them have ended in war.
00:32:21.000 Meaning when a rising power confronted a dominant power, the consequence, three quarters of the
00:32:27.000 time, has been in war.
00:32:30.000 So now we face this with the US and China.
00:32:33.000 China, I think, is trying to head it off.
00:32:35.000 China just recently came out and said, the question is, do you want to be our partner
00:32:41.000 or our adversary?
00:32:43.000 If you want to be our partner, it's a big wide world.
00:32:45.000 There's room for both of us.
00:32:47.000 If you want to be our adversary and stop us from rising, basically, we're going to go
00:32:51.000 to war.
00:32:52.000 And I think the United States is bellicose, not intentionally so, but we just kind of stumble
00:32:58.000 into wars.
00:32:59.000 And we're the dominant power on Earth.
00:33:02.000 And so the odds are already so stacked against us.
00:33:05.000 I don't see how...
00:33:07.000 And the civilizations are so different here in the US and China.
00:33:11.000 There's no compromise.
00:33:12.000 I don't see...
00:33:13.000 There's no compromise, yeah.
00:33:14.000 My argument is that we don't destroy our homes until we leave.
00:33:20.000 We destroyed Europe after we were gone.
00:33:23.000 And so I think that when the minute Elon Musk sets up a community on Mars, then we'll have
00:33:31.000 World War III.
00:33:32.000 We'll just blow the planet to pieces.
00:33:34.000 You don't think...
00:33:35.000 Do you think we could have a World War III without blowing the planet to pieces?
00:33:38.000 Yeah, we could.
00:33:40.000 We could.
00:33:41.000 Maybe.
00:33:42.000 Yeah.
00:33:43.000 I mean, because nuclear weapons could be used in such a way that they made the planet unlivable,
00:33:50.000 but they could also be used in such a way that millions die and, you know...
00:33:54.000 Right.
00:33:55.000 That is the thing.
00:33:56.000 The nuclear bomb goes off in the whole population.
00:33:58.000 No.
00:33:59.000 But that's actually not how it works.
00:34:00.000 Right, right.
00:34:01.000 But especially, you know, when you've got the first major war in Europe and Ukraine,
00:34:05.000 then you've got this outbreak of war in the Holy Land that could escalate.
00:34:09.000 Though...
00:34:10.000 That's the scarier one to me.
00:34:11.000 Well, it's way scarier.
00:34:12.000 Yeah.
00:34:13.000 And it already involves, what, like six powers or seven powers and maybe more soon.
00:34:17.000 Yeah.
00:34:18.000 Wait, so did I get that right or not?
00:34:21.000 You got it wrong.
00:34:22.000 I got it wrong!
00:34:23.000 Ah!
00:34:25.000 Where's the score?
00:34:27.000 I don't know.
00:34:28.000 But there are my hands.
00:34:33.000 It's like a Fred Astaire movie with fingers.
00:34:37.000 When you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go?
00:34:41.000 Apparently you're winning by one.
00:34:43.000 I'm winning by more than that.
00:34:45.000 Wait a minute.
00:34:46.000 Listen how greedy he is.
00:34:47.000 Yes.
00:34:48.000 Okay.
00:34:49.000 Being invaded by pestilence or being bombarded with noise and production issues on a project
00:34:54.000 is a good sign that you are doing something meaningful.
00:34:57.000 Ah.
00:35:01.000 Yes.
00:35:02.000 Of course.
00:35:03.000 Yeah, it happens in the old...
00:35:04.000 The caterpillars.
00:35:05.000 Yeah, the caterpillars.
00:35:06.000 Yeah.
00:35:07.000 And then Wasp.
00:35:08.000 This was after we...
00:35:09.000 When we did Another Kingdom and I felt it was a sort of God-born...
00:35:14.000 Yes.
00:35:15.000 The reason I say this is because I was sitting there thinking...
00:35:18.000 I had written a novel that didn't work.
00:35:20.000 And I had the flash that I was going to have to throw it away.
00:35:23.000 And suddenly the entire Another Kingdom story came into my mind at once, which never happened to me before since.
00:35:28.000 Ever, ever happened.
00:35:29.000 Just the whole thing.
00:35:30.000 Bang.
00:35:32.000 And the day that I finished it, that my house was overrun by caterpillars.
00:35:37.000 And then remember we started to record it.
00:35:40.000 Yeah.
00:35:41.000 And everything went wrong.
00:35:42.000 Yeah.
00:35:43.000 Constantly.
00:35:44.000 We had to re-record the whole episode.
00:35:45.000 Yes.
00:35:46.000 The whole thing was...
00:35:47.000 And then when I moved and I was writing...
00:35:52.000 And another...
00:35:53.000 I'm sorry.
00:35:54.000 The Truth and Beauty was coming out.
00:35:56.000 And I was getting ready to promote it and everything like this.
00:35:59.000 A book that was clearly a gift from God.
00:36:01.000 That book.
00:36:02.000 First time that our Lord, alongside John Keats...
00:36:06.000 Yes.
00:36:07.000 ...had ever charted...
00:36:08.000 Made the bestseller list.
00:36:09.000 Yes.
00:36:10.000 My office was invaded by wasps.
00:36:12.000 So that every day I would come in and there would be five, six wasps in the place.
00:36:17.000 And I thought like, well, yeah, of course.
00:36:19.000 Yeah.
00:36:20.000 They were Episcopalians.
00:36:21.000 They were Episcopalians.
00:36:22.000 And they were yelling at you.
00:36:23.000 It's too Roman-ish.
00:36:24.000 Right.
00:36:25.000 Yeah.
00:36:26.000 I was doing an interview with an exorcist, Father Danny.
00:36:28.000 Yes.
00:36:29.000 I remember this, yeah.
00:36:30.000 He was sitting there.
00:36:31.000 Yeah.
00:36:32.000 And usually on those...
00:36:33.000 I was told I was going to have 25 minutes of no audio problems.
00:36:36.000 Right.
00:36:37.000 Guaranteed.
00:36:38.000 So we're talking, maybe seven minutes goes by.
00:36:41.000 Oh, there's some audio problem.
00:36:42.000 Got to cut.
00:36:43.000 Cut.
00:36:44.000 Okay.
00:36:45.000 Sorry, Father Rehill.
00:36:46.000 Okay.
00:36:47.000 All right.
00:36:48.000 We're back up again.
00:36:49.000 Seven minutes goes by.
00:36:50.000 Same thing.
00:36:51.000 This goes on three, four, at least four times probably.
00:36:52.000 And then I look at him.
00:36:53.000 He's a very calm man.
00:36:55.000 Very grounded fellow.
00:36:57.000 Yeah.
00:36:58.000 I said, Father, does this happen to you often?
00:37:02.000 I said, Michael, it's a story of my life.
00:37:05.000 And I said, okay, next time it happens, just roll.
00:37:07.000 Just roll.
00:37:08.000 Just roll right through it.
00:37:09.000 I don't...
00:37:10.000 Don't cut for any reason.
00:37:11.000 Didn't happen again.
00:37:12.000 Really?
00:37:13.000 Two hour interview.
00:37:14.000 Didn't happen again.
00:37:15.000 That's funny.
00:37:16.000 Well, yeah.
00:37:17.000 You know, as you and I have often said to one another in the midst of some long conversation
00:37:22.000 and or drinking bout, this stuff is real.
00:37:24.000 It's real.
00:37:25.000 That's the...
00:37:26.000 It still surprises me that it's real.
00:37:28.000 Me too.
00:37:29.000 Because we're so trained to not believe it.
00:37:31.000 Yeah.
00:37:32.000 But it's obviously real.
00:37:33.000 Right.
00:37:34.000 In the same way that, like, mental illness and being demon infested are kind of the same
00:37:39.000 thing, just from seeing from...
00:37:41.000 Right.
00:37:42.000 Right.
00:37:43.000 Yeah.
00:37:44.000 Like, I'm not saying there's...
00:37:45.000 I'm not saying that I'm totally confident that they're never separate.
00:37:49.000 Yes.
00:37:50.000 But like...
00:37:51.000 Yes.
00:37:52.000 There would seem to be a lot of similarities.
00:37:54.000 Like a Venn diagram.
00:37:55.000 Well, like a Venn diagram.
00:37:56.000 Like Kamala Harris loves.
00:37:57.000 Yeah.
00:37:58.000 Or Venn diagrams.
00:37:59.000 You're right.
00:38:00.000 Oh, it's me, huh?
00:38:01.000 All right.
00:38:03.000 It is more beneficial for young men or women to listen to Andrew Tate than read Everyday Feminism.
00:38:11.000 Um...
00:38:12.000 That's like...
00:38:13.000 Arsenic or, you know, cyanide.
00:38:15.000 Yeah.
00:38:16.000 Exactly.
00:38:17.000 Exactly.
00:38:18.000 More beneficial for young men or women to listen to Andrew Tate.
00:38:22.000 Um...
00:38:23.000 I know what I would say.
00:38:28.000 Let me guess what he is.
00:38:36.000 Yeah.
00:38:37.000 Yeah.
00:38:38.000 Grudgingly.
00:38:39.000 I'm not...
00:38:40.000 Because Andrew Tate derives his power from saying something that is true that he dedicates
00:38:47.000 to evil.
00:38:48.000 The thing that he says that is true, basically, is that a woman will follow a strong man even
00:38:54.000 if he abuses her before she gives herself to a weakling who pays her all kinds of feminist
00:39:01.000 respect.
00:39:02.000 So he's saying a true thing.
00:39:03.000 So somewhere in there is a true thing that he is using...
00:39:05.000 He's exploiting.
00:39:06.000 ...for evil.
00:39:07.000 Because when good people lie, the evil people get the truth and that's the power.
00:39:10.000 Right.
00:39:11.000 Right.
00:39:12.000 But Everyday Feminism is just a joke.
00:39:13.000 I mean, it's like...
00:39:14.000 Yeah.
00:39:15.000 You know...
00:39:16.000 Right.
00:39:17.000 The only way that could be edifying is if you go in realizing what a joke it is and
00:39:22.000 treat it like opposite day.
00:39:23.000 Yes.
00:39:24.000 I used to use it when I had to write four satires a week.
00:39:27.000 Yes.
00:39:28.000 It was like cheating.
00:39:29.000 It was.
00:39:30.000 Writing four satires a week is the hardest single creative act I've ever done.
00:39:33.000 And sometimes I would just take Everyday Feminism and just read it.
00:39:36.000 It's like, hey, can I copy your homework?
00:39:40.000 It won't be too close to what you wrote.
00:39:42.000 You changed two words in Everyday Feminism.
00:39:44.000 Yes.
00:39:45.000 Because Tate reminds me...
00:39:47.000 Look, I hold out hope that Tate will figure things out.
00:39:51.000 I mean, he's a little up there.
00:39:53.000 You know, he's not 22.
00:39:54.000 But, you know, it's never too late.
00:39:57.000 But it reminds me that the greatest saints of history could have been the worst sinners.
00:40:02.000 And vice versa.
00:40:03.000 The worst sinners in history.
00:40:04.000 That's awfully nice of you.
00:40:05.000 I just mean...
00:40:06.000 I mean...
00:40:07.000 He's Muslim now, you know.
00:40:08.000 He...
00:40:09.000 Yeah, for now.
00:40:10.000 Yeah.
00:40:11.000 Maybe that's his...
00:40:12.000 Like, if a guy goes from being an atheist to being a Muslim to being a Christian.
00:40:14.000 Right.
00:40:15.000 Well, that's great.
00:40:16.000 I'll tell you.
00:40:17.000 At least, you know, the Muslims know that God exists.
00:40:18.000 No, it's true.
00:40:19.000 Right.
00:40:20.000 As one of them, actually, a town chieftain said to me in Afghanistan, we can talk to the Americans
00:40:26.000 because the Russians had no God.
00:40:28.000 They were animals.
00:40:29.000 Yes.
00:40:30.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:40:31.000 But I...
00:40:32.000 It seems to me, you know, people have different capacities.
00:40:35.000 And some...
00:40:36.000 There are great and, you know, enormously great.
00:40:39.000 Yes.
00:40:40.000 I mean, wickedly great people in history.
00:40:42.000 Yes.
00:40:43.000 And it seems to me that, you know, if one of the worst had...
00:40:45.000 If a Stalin or somebody...
00:40:46.000 Yeah.
00:40:47.000 ...had just gotten his will and his intellect right, gone in the right direction, he could
00:40:51.000 have been one of the greatest saints of history.
00:40:52.000 Likewise, I think, you know...
00:40:54.000 I don't know, St. Benedict or somebody could have been one of the worst sinners if he turned
00:40:58.000 the wrong way.
00:40:59.000 You know, your argument is good.
00:41:00.000 I'm not sure it applies to Tate.
00:41:02.000 Because he's kind of a...
00:41:03.000 You know, he's a pimp.
00:41:04.000 He's a pimp.
00:41:05.000 He's a pimp.
00:41:06.000 Though he says he gave up pimping.
00:41:08.000 Yeah.
00:41:09.000 Probably because it ain't easy.
00:41:10.000 But I don't know.
00:41:11.000 I mean, you know, he also lied about that though.
00:41:13.000 He lied and tried to make it seem like he had been doing that much longer ago.
00:41:17.000 And I mean, that's really wicked stuff.
00:41:19.000 I admire your open-heartedness.
00:41:21.000 I try.
00:41:22.000 I listen.
00:41:23.000 I'm...
00:41:24.000 Yeah.
00:41:25.000 I legitimately am...
00:41:26.000 Yeah.
00:41:27.000 You need to like that.
00:41:28.000 A flaw is a bit of optimism, yeah.
00:41:29.000 And I don't...
00:41:30.000 I know optimism is bad.
00:41:32.000 I know it's bad.
00:41:33.000 It's like pessimism.
00:41:34.000 Two sides of the same point.
00:41:35.000 But seeing the full capacity of the human person, I think, is actually a good thing.
00:41:39.000 That's...
00:41:40.000 Yeah.
00:41:41.000 I will praise you.
00:41:42.000 Though I'll be disappointed, perhaps.
00:41:43.000 Well, probably.
00:41:44.000 In this case, probably.
00:41:45.000 But yeah.
00:41:46.000 But still...
00:41:47.000 Okay.
00:41:48.000 I would be okay with a female president.
00:41:52.000 Oh, this one's going to get us in trouble.
00:41:55.000 I would be okay with a female president.
00:41:58.000 Yeah.
00:41:59.000 Well, it depends on what the meaning of okay is.
00:42:06.000 I would be okay.
00:42:07.000 Yeah, I'll say yes.
00:42:09.000 I'll say yes.
00:42:11.000 No, I can still live a holy life, I hope, and go to heaven someday.
00:42:14.000 So I guess I'd be okay.
00:42:15.000 Well, Margaret Thatcher.
00:42:17.000 Yeah.
00:42:18.000 I mean, the exception.
00:42:19.000 Yeah.
00:42:20.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:42:21.000 I mean, we're very...
00:42:22.000 Can you think of one other example ever in history?
00:42:24.000 No, no.
00:42:25.000 Wait.
00:42:26.000 One other...
00:42:27.000 Queen Elizabeth, maybe.
00:42:28.000 Well, she's a queen.
00:42:29.000 I consider a monarch different than a prime minister or a president.
00:42:32.000 Good point.
00:42:33.000 Let's see.
00:42:34.000 Maggie Thatcher.
00:42:35.000 Liz Truss.
00:42:36.000 Liz Truss.
00:42:37.000 You know, I believe, and this has nothing to do with the capacities of women actually,
00:42:44.000 I believe that when women take over a profession, the profession is over.
00:42:48.000 Yeah.
00:42:49.000 That's what you can tell.
00:42:50.000 So when women become anchor women, the TV news doesn't matter.
00:42:53.000 Movie directors.
00:42:54.000 And it's not...
00:42:55.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:42:56.000 It's not because women can't do it.
00:43:00.000 It's because men do it first.
00:43:03.000 Yeah.
00:43:04.000 They do everything first.
00:43:05.000 And then they see something new come along and they clear out.
00:43:08.000 And that's when the women move in.
00:43:09.000 Right.
00:43:10.000 And so I would just assume Angela Merkel.
00:43:12.000 Right.
00:43:13.000 The end of Europe, right?
00:43:14.000 Yeah.
00:43:15.000 That was the end of...
00:43:16.000 She ended Europe.
00:43:17.000 Yeah.
00:43:18.000 It was like the Germans that took the Germans three tries.
00:43:19.000 They thought like, well, we'll just invade.
00:43:21.000 Then they thought, well, we'll have Hitler.
00:43:22.000 We'll just kill everybody.
00:43:23.000 That didn't work.
00:43:24.000 And then they said, how about a woman canceling?
00:43:27.000 And they just destroyed...
00:43:28.000 Open up the gates.
00:43:29.000 Here we go, baby.
00:43:30.000 Level the continent, yeah.
00:43:33.000 So it's hard to believe, you know, like, but...
00:43:37.000 And we don't have a parliamentary system, which is what it takes to throw up a Churchill
00:43:40.000 or a Margaret Thatcher.
00:43:41.000 Right.
00:43:42.000 So probably we'd be screwed.
00:43:43.000 Yeah.
00:43:44.000 But you have to hold out the theoretical hope.
00:43:46.000 Yes.
00:43:47.000 And we...
00:43:48.000 And it's really just like, it's sort of like answering, I'd be okay if the Hun invaded
00:43:53.000 and beheaded us all.
00:43:54.000 You know, like, I'd be...
00:43:55.000 My okayness is not contingent on the political circumstances of this fallen world.
00:44:00.000 Exactly.
00:44:01.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:44:02.000 You're up.
00:44:03.000 All right.
00:44:06.000 Casablanca is better than The Godfather, and they could both be improved on if they were
00:44:10.000 written and directed by young black lesbian women of color.
00:44:15.000 Oh, wait.
00:44:16.000 That's two assertions.
00:44:17.000 That's two...
00:44:18.000 Let's take the first one first.
00:44:19.000 All right.
00:44:20.000 Casablanca is better than The Godfather.
00:44:22.000 Casablanca is better than The Godfather.
00:44:27.000 Have you seen both movies?
00:44:28.000 Of course.
00:44:35.000 No.
00:44:36.000 No?
00:44:37.000 No.
00:44:38.000 Casablanca is so much better.
00:44:39.000 Oh, look.
00:44:40.000 Casablanca is great.
00:44:41.000 I'm not knocking.
00:44:42.000 It's the great film.
00:44:43.000 It is certainly among the great films.
00:44:46.000 I just recently revisited The Godfather.
00:44:48.000 It's the greatest movie except for Casablanca.
00:44:52.000 Look, I didn't...
00:44:53.000 If I actually had to pick the greatest movie ever, I would throw in there, mostly because
00:44:58.000 I like acting, so I look for acting.
00:45:00.000 I would throw Streetcar.
00:45:01.000 Great.
00:45:02.000 Great.
00:45:03.000 I would maybe throw On the Waterfront.
00:45:05.000 Yep.
00:45:06.000 Great movie.
00:45:07.000 I would throw The Searchers.
00:45:08.000 Half of it.
00:45:10.000 Half of it.
00:45:11.000 The thing that takes place back at the house is not that big.
00:45:13.000 It's a little weak.
00:45:14.000 Okay.
00:45:15.000 I would throw in...
00:45:19.000 Maybe throw in The Man Who Shot Liberty Balance.
00:45:21.000 Yeah, that's good.
00:45:22.000 Maybe.
00:45:23.000 Maybe.
00:45:24.000 That's like second tier.
00:45:25.000 Gone with the Wind.
00:45:26.000 Certainly, I would throw in Gone with the Wind.
00:45:28.000 You know, so there are...
00:45:29.000 But I am now of the opinion, other than my favorite movie, me, myself, and Irene, if I
00:45:34.000 had to...
00:45:35.000 Taking, obviously, that masterpiece aside, I might be willing to say that The Godfather,
00:45:40.000 the first one...
00:45:41.000 Yes.
00:45:42.000 The first one is the great one, yeah.
00:45:43.000 Is...
00:45:44.000 It might be the greatest movie ever made.
00:45:46.000 Yeah, I think it's the greatest movie ever made, except for...
00:45:48.000 Except for Casablanca.
00:45:49.000 Okay.
00:45:50.000 Now, hold on.
00:45:51.000 Now, the second question.
00:45:52.000 Oh, yes.
00:45:53.000 The second part of it.
00:45:54.000 You don't want to lose the second part of it.
00:45:55.000 They could both be improved on if they were written and directed by young black women
00:45:58.000 of color.
00:46:00.000 Obviously.
00:46:02.000 I don't want to get canceled.
00:46:03.000 I want to keep my show.
00:46:05.000 So, yes.
00:46:06.000 Because the thing is, young black lesbian women of color do everything better.
00:46:11.000 Because white men are the worst people on earth.
00:46:14.000 Yeah.
00:46:15.000 Except for the lack of talent.
00:46:17.000 You've got to cut that part out.
00:46:22.000 I want to keep my show, man.
00:46:25.000 Okay.
00:46:26.000 I'm up.
00:46:27.000 All right.
00:46:28.000 Donald Trump is a good man.
00:46:34.000 Hmm.
00:46:36.000 Wow.
00:46:37.000 I know what you would say.
00:46:46.000 That's correct.
00:46:48.000 You're right, too.
00:46:49.000 I know why you said it, too.
00:46:51.000 You would say it, too.
00:46:52.000 You would say it, too.
00:46:53.000 Why would I say it?
00:46:54.000 Because you're a lying dog.
00:46:56.000 I obviously am accepting the anthropological fact that none is good but God.
00:47:01.000 I'm obviously accepting the fallenness of God.
00:47:02.000 You both accept that, right?
00:47:03.000 Right.
00:47:04.000 I think relative, so we're talking relative to presidents and politicians.
00:47:07.000 Yeah.
00:47:08.000 I think, actually, relative to our degraded state of politicians and leaders, I think he's
00:47:16.000 in the upper 50% in terms of his virtue, actually.
00:47:20.000 I think he raised basically good kids.
00:47:22.000 I think, look, he got divorced.
00:47:24.000 He's had all sorts of problems.
00:47:25.000 I think he's run a business, actually, pretty honestly.
00:47:29.000 He seems to be.
00:47:30.000 You know, it's funny.
00:47:31.000 The one thing about these indictments is they point out that he's never really done anything
00:47:34.000 all that bad.
00:47:35.000 Yes.
00:47:36.000 I mean, the guy was doing real estate in New York.
00:47:38.000 I know.
00:47:39.000 They're charging him with nothing.
00:47:40.000 Yes.
00:47:41.000 Even in his showbiz career, I think about the evil, hideous things people do in showbiz.
00:47:45.000 What did he do?
00:47:46.000 He slept with some supermodels, which is like the cost.
00:47:48.000 That's like the first thing you do when you get into big show business.
00:47:51.000 Right.
00:47:52.000 I think I'm not defending all the bad things, but even in his kind of con man-y ways, you
00:48:00.000 know, which have been caricatured so much, there's a kind of honesty to it.
00:48:04.000 Yeah.
00:48:05.000 You know what you're getting?
00:48:06.000 Those are not the things that bother me about him.
00:48:07.000 I mean, when he was running the first time, I said, this is the first post-Christian candidate.
00:48:13.000 And he was a guy who didn't care.
00:48:15.000 He treated people like garbage.
00:48:17.000 Which, by the way, was bad politics on top of that.
00:48:19.000 Yes.
00:48:20.000 But I don't know.
00:48:21.000 I looked at the Reagan ranch.
00:48:22.000 I just gave a speech at the Reagan ranch.
00:48:23.000 I was thinking about Reagan.
00:48:24.000 And by the way, you know, he was a womanizer and all this stuff.
00:48:28.000 And, you know.
00:48:29.000 But he, as a politician, he was so graceful.
00:48:33.000 Yes.
00:48:34.000 So decent.
00:48:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:48:36.000 Of course.
00:48:37.000 Of course.
00:48:38.000 And they told me, like, that they needed to add paving at the top of the ranch for safety.
00:48:42.000 And he didn't want to do it because he didn't want to spend the public money on his safety.
00:48:46.000 And I just thought, yeah, that's another time.
00:48:48.000 Yeah.
00:48:49.000 When you go to the ranch, which is pretty cool because it's owned by YAF.
00:48:51.000 Yeah.
00:48:52.000 And so it even has to be zoned as a private space.
00:48:55.000 Yeah.
00:48:56.000 It's cool.
00:48:57.000 Yeah.
00:48:58.000 And he kept, you know, coffee cans full of old nails and screws.
00:49:01.000 Yeah.
00:49:02.000 Because he didn't want to buy new ones.
00:49:03.000 I know.
00:49:04.000 And he, so no, the man obviously had such class and grace.
00:49:08.000 Yes.
00:49:09.000 For, even by the standards of his time, but also it was the 80s.
00:49:14.000 And that was a more graceful and classy time.
00:49:17.000 Yes, yes.
00:49:18.000 Right.
00:49:19.000 You know, and I just think.
00:49:20.000 So, yeah.
00:49:21.000 For Trump's time.
00:49:22.000 He's a better man.
00:49:23.000 Yeah.
00:49:24.000 Let me think about this.
00:49:25.000 We're living in the age of Joe Biden and AOC and Pelosi.
00:49:30.000 Yeah.
00:49:31.000 No, no.
00:49:32.000 It's, yeah.
00:49:33.000 I'm grading on a curve.
00:49:34.000 Yeah.
00:49:35.000 I would say that is a big curve.
00:49:36.000 That's it.
00:49:37.000 You're up.
00:49:38.000 I'm up.
00:49:39.000 For some people, horror films, metal music, or sexually themed art are morally fine to
00:49:46.000 create or enjoy.
00:49:52.000 Wrong.
00:49:53.000 Put a point up, baby.
00:49:54.000 Let's go.
00:49:55.000 The or is what does it for.
00:49:57.000 Yes.
00:49:58.000 Sexually themed.
00:49:59.000 Yeah.
00:50:00.000 I mean, it shouldn't be pornography, but sexually themed is obviously fine.
00:50:02.000 Of course.
00:50:03.000 And horror films are not.
00:50:04.000 Horror films, I think, can be quite good.
00:50:06.000 Yeah.
00:50:07.000 The exception to me, if it had been an and, my answer probably would have been no.
00:50:10.000 Because metal music.
00:50:11.000 Metal music.
00:50:12.000 I don't think is actually defensible.
00:50:14.000 You know, I know so little about metal music.
00:50:17.000 It's just the sound of it.
00:50:18.000 It's just the name of it sounds terrible.
00:50:20.000 What I know of it comes from Plato.
00:50:21.000 Okay.
00:50:22.000 And.
00:50:23.000 Was he a big metal guy?
00:50:24.000 He was a huge metal fan actually.
00:50:25.000 Yeah.
00:50:26.000 It was with the.
00:50:27.000 Just like the.
00:50:28.000 Bacalilas.
00:50:29.000 Yeah.
00:50:31.000 Balaclavas.
00:50:32.000 Bacala.
00:50:33.000 No, hold on.
00:50:34.000 Salted sea bass.
00:50:35.000 God.
00:50:36.000 Um.
00:50:37.000 You know, percussion.
00:50:39.000 Music generally bypasses the rational faculties.
00:50:42.000 Right.
00:50:43.000 This is why Plato said you gotta watch out.
00:50:44.000 Yes.
00:50:45.000 This is why Alan Bloom said don't listen to rock music.
00:50:46.000 Right.
00:50:47.000 And metal.
00:50:48.000 By taking out.
00:50:49.000 Discipline.
00:50:50.000 And.
00:50:51.000 Control.
00:50:52.000 And.
00:50:53.000 Melody.
00:50:54.000 And harmony.
00:50:55.000 For that matter.
00:50:56.000 And by being entirely.
00:50:57.000 Percussive.
00:50:58.000 I.
00:50:59.000 I do think.
00:51:00.000 I'm with the old fuddy duddies going back to Plato.
00:51:01.000 I think it.
00:51:02.000 It arouses the bass passions.
00:51:03.000 And is actually not.
00:51:04.000 Ever edifying.
00:51:05.000 Well see.
00:51:06.000 Here's the thing.
00:51:07.000 I'm willing to dismiss all music.
00:51:08.000 After 1958.
00:51:09.000 Yeah.
00:51:10.000 So.
00:51:11.000 So.
00:51:12.000 You get two years of Elvis in there.
00:51:13.000 Okay.
00:51:14.000 Okay.
00:51:15.000 Wow.
00:51:16.000 The.
00:51:17.000 The lyrics.
00:51:18.000 I.
00:51:19.000 I.
00:51:20.000 Just was in the gym.
00:51:21.000 And I'm on the elliptical.
00:51:22.000 And I usually find something to watch.
00:51:23.000 And there was a Fred Astaire movie.
00:51:25.000 Yeah.
00:51:26.000 On TV.
00:51:27.000 And I started watching this movie.
00:51:28.000 First of all.
00:51:29.000 Distilled joy.
00:51:30.000 No one could make anything today.
00:51:32.000 No one.
00:51:33.000 Including me.
00:51:34.000 Could make anything today.
00:51:35.000 That just distilled joy.
00:51:36.000 At that level.
00:51:37.000 Yeah.
00:51:38.000 Right.
00:51:39.000 With this stupid smile on your face.
00:51:41.000 Yes.
00:51:42.000 And then the songs.
00:51:43.000 Were like.
00:51:44.000 You know.
00:51:45.000 Let's face the music and dance.
00:51:46.000 Yeah.
00:51:47.000 Yeah.
00:51:48.000 So simple.
00:51:49.000 So condensed.
00:51:50.000 You know.
00:51:51.000 And just like.
00:51:52.000 And.
00:51:53.000 Yeah.
00:51:54.000 Just on the bridge of poetry.
00:51:55.000 But not trying to be poetry.
00:51:56.000 Because I believe.
00:51:57.000 This is what I believe about rock music.
00:51:58.000 I believe it's actually bad poetry.
00:51:59.000 Yeah.
00:52:00.000 Yeah.
00:52:01.000 Yeah.
00:52:02.000 If poetry is now a decadent art.
00:52:04.000 You know.
00:52:05.000 Which it is.
00:52:06.000 Yeah.
00:52:07.000 I mean.
00:52:08.000 So it is.
00:52:09.000 Yeah.
00:52:10.000 But.
00:52:11.000 But.
00:52:12.000 I just.
00:52:13.000 The music from the teens.
00:52:15.000 Nineteen teens.
00:52:16.000 Through the fifties.
00:52:17.000 Yes.
00:52:18.000 To.
00:52:19.000 Sixties.
00:52:20.000 And later on.
00:52:21.000 Yeah.
00:52:22.000 Yeah.
00:52:23.000 Yeah.
00:52:24.000 Yeah.
00:52:25.000 Yeah.
00:52:26.000 Yeah.
00:52:27.000 Yeah.
00:52:28.000 I play every instrument.
00:52:29.000 Every instrument of this.
00:52:30.000 Of the sun.
00:52:31.000 Other than drums.
00:52:32.000 At the level of a 14 year old.
00:52:34.000 I've never progressed above that.
00:52:35.000 That was when I stopped.
00:52:36.000 But I was.
00:52:37.000 I was strumming on the ukulele.
00:52:38.000 And I.
00:52:39.000 Because I saw a great bit.
00:52:40.000 Of Red Fox.
00:52:41.000 Singing all of me.
00:52:42.000 You know.
00:52:43.000 All of me.
00:52:44.000 Why not take all of me.
00:52:45.000 You know.
00:52:46.000 And.
00:52:47.000 So I was.
00:52:48.000 I was just plucking it out on.
00:52:49.000 On uke.
00:52:50.000 And.
00:52:51.000 The progression I realized.
00:52:52.000 Is kind of a.
00:52:53.000 It's a charming progression.
00:52:54.000 It was.
00:52:55.000 C.
00:52:56.000 E7.
00:52:57.000 A7.
00:52:58.000 And it's kind of hopping around.
00:52:59.000 Yeah.
00:53:00.000 All over there.
00:53:01.000 You know.
00:53:02.000 And then it kind of closes on a G7.
00:53:03.000 Yeah.
00:53:04.000 So the five.
00:53:05.000 And then it goes back to the one.
00:53:06.000 And so I'm playing that.
00:53:07.000 And I said.
00:53:08.000 That sounds kind of familiar.
00:53:09.000 I realized it's another song.
00:53:10.000 That Clapton kind of popularized.
00:53:11.000 It was a much older song.
00:53:12.000 Which is.
00:53:13.000 Nobody knows you when you're down and out.
00:53:14.000 Nobody knows you when you're down and out.
00:53:15.000 That's almost the same progression.
00:53:16.000 And it was.
00:53:17.000 It's clearly.
00:53:18.000 Just a popular progression of that era.
00:53:19.000 Right.
00:53:20.000 But it's complex.
00:53:21.000 There's actual complexity to it.
00:53:22.000 I know.
00:53:23.000 And then I think.
00:53:24.000 Well.
00:53:25.000 What is modern rock music?
00:53:26.000 Modern rock music.
00:53:27.000 Three chords.
00:53:28.000 It's one, four, five.
00:53:29.000 Yeah.
00:53:30.000 Maybe you throw in a six there.
00:53:31.000 Right.
00:53:32.000 Which is the relative minor.
00:53:33.000 Maybe if you want to be fancy.
00:53:34.000 But that's it.
00:53:35.000 And so.
00:53:36.000 Even just.
00:53:37.000 You know.
00:53:38.000 All of me.
00:53:39.000 Why not take all of me?
00:53:40.000 Can't you see?
00:53:41.000 I'm no good without you.
00:53:42.000 This is not.
00:53:43.000 You know.
00:53:44.000 The highest degrees of poetry.
00:53:45.000 But at least there's some.
00:53:46.000 Something happening.
00:53:47.000 There's some sophistication.
00:53:48.000 Yeah.
00:53:49.000 Yeah.
00:53:50.000 If it's just.
00:53:51.000 Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
00:53:52.000 You know.
00:53:53.000 And just think like.
00:53:54.000 Well.
00:53:55.000 Okay.
00:53:56.000 You know.
00:53:57.000 Mask the sophistication.
00:53:58.000 You know.
00:53:59.000 You took the part that once was my heart.
00:54:01.000 Yes.
00:54:02.000 Is actually a sophisticated lyric.
00:54:03.000 Right.
00:54:04.000 And like.
00:54:05.000 You listen to.
00:54:06.000 Cole Porter.
00:54:07.000 Yeah.
00:54:08.000 All.
00:54:09.000 One syllable words.
00:54:10.000 You know.
00:54:11.000 I was watching the other day.
00:54:12.000 What is it?
00:54:13.000 The one that takes place on the ship.
00:54:15.000 Oh.
00:54:16.000 Yeah.
00:54:17.000 Yeah.
00:54:18.000 That one.
00:54:19.000 Yeah.
00:54:20.000 That one.
00:54:21.000 Yeah.
00:54:22.000 And.
00:54:23.000 All through the night.
00:54:24.000 Yeah.
00:54:25.000 And.
00:54:26.000 And when dawn comes to awaken me.
00:54:27.000 You're never there at all.
00:54:28.000 It's just.
00:54:29.000 Just so beautiful.
00:54:30.000 Yeah.
00:54:31.000 It's unbelievably great.
00:54:32.000 Right.
00:54:33.000 And I hate to sound like a funny day.
00:54:34.000 Cause I understand those.
00:54:35.000 They.
00:54:36.000 They don't speak.
00:54:37.000 Just in the same way.
00:54:38.000 Abstract art is crap.
00:54:39.000 Yeah.
00:54:40.000 But it does speak into its time.
00:54:41.000 So it is.
00:54:42.000 Sure.
00:54:43.000 Yeah.
00:54:44.000 I feel the same way about rock music.
00:54:45.000 Yeah.
00:54:46.000 You could not write those songs today.
00:54:47.000 And make them mean anything.
00:54:48.000 Yeah.
00:54:49.000 You know.
00:54:50.000 Because they actually express something.
00:54:51.000 I'll go further even on the abstract art point.
00:54:52.000 Yeah.
00:54:53.000 I have a soft spot for Dada.
00:54:54.000 Really?
00:54:55.000 I do.
00:54:56.000 In the sense that I think it speaks into its time.
00:54:57.000 Well it does.
00:54:58.000 And tells you something.
00:54:59.000 You know.
00:55:00.000 And it's like evil.
00:55:01.000 And it's an evil time.
00:55:02.000 You know.
00:55:03.000 But.
00:55:04.000 That is the problem.
00:55:05.000 I mean.
00:55:06.000 But you're right.
00:55:07.000 I do feel that way about rock music.
00:55:08.000 It is art.
00:55:09.000 Yeah.
00:55:10.000 As opposed to what's happening now.
00:55:11.000 Like I mean.
00:55:12.000 I have absolutely nothing against Taylor Swift.
00:55:14.000 I don't think she's harmful in any way.
00:55:16.000 Yeah.
00:55:17.000 But.
00:55:18.000 Not art.
00:55:19.000 You know.
00:55:20.000 It's like.
00:55:21.000 No.
00:55:22.000 But.
00:55:23.000 The one.
00:55:24.000 The positive.
00:55:25.000 I'll say about Taylor Swift though.
00:55:26.000 Is.
00:55:27.000 Because I don't get it.
00:55:28.000 I went to see the movie of her concert tour.
00:55:29.000 And the women.
00:55:30.000 All the women in the office were spending zillions of dollars.
00:55:31.000 Yeah.
00:55:32.000 To get the tickets.
00:55:33.000 She's so normal.
00:55:34.000 Yes.
00:55:35.000 She's pretty.
00:55:36.000 Yeah.
00:55:37.000 And she doesn't have a ton of tattoos.
00:55:38.000 And she's.
00:55:39.000 Right.
00:55:40.000 Or like crazy hair or whatever.
00:55:41.000 She's just like pretty.
00:55:42.000 And she sings about her ex-boyfriends.
00:55:44.000 It's the most basic relatable girl experience ever.
00:55:47.000 Yeah.
00:55:48.000 And.
00:55:49.000 She's grateful.
00:55:50.000 She thanks her fans.
00:55:51.000 Yeah.
00:55:52.000 She's nice.
00:55:53.000 Nice to us.
00:55:54.000 Just like nice.
00:55:55.000 Yeah.
00:55:56.000 You know.
00:55:57.000 In another age.
00:55:58.000 She'd be playing.
00:55:59.000 You know.
00:56:00.000 A local bar somewhere in Palookaville.
00:56:01.000 Yeah.
00:56:02.000 So profoundly bizarre and abnormal.
00:56:04.000 Just a little taste of normality.
00:56:07.000 I think is.
00:56:08.000 Is.
00:56:09.000 Gold.
00:56:10.000 Well.
00:56:11.000 You know.
00:56:12.000 She reminds me.
00:56:13.000 Not in that way.
00:56:14.000 But.
00:56:15.000 When Madonna was like.
00:56:16.000 Unbelievably big.
00:56:17.000 Yeah.
00:56:18.000 Music.
00:56:19.000 And her songs are like.
00:56:20.000 This much better than everybody else.
00:56:21.000 And I feel the same way about.
00:56:22.000 Taylor Swift.
00:56:23.000 Like you listen to everything.
00:56:24.000 And it just goes by.
00:56:25.000 And you hear a Taylor Swift song.
00:56:26.000 You sort of tap your feet.
00:56:27.000 Yeah.
00:56:28.000 Shake it off.
00:56:29.000 Yeah.
00:56:30.000 Shake it off.
00:56:31.000 Yeah.
00:56:32.000 And that one song of hers that I actually.
00:56:33.000 Half like.
00:56:34.000 As much as I like any.
00:56:35.000 Not a song like.
00:56:36.000 We are never ever getting back together.
00:56:37.000 You know.
00:56:38.000 I just think.
00:56:39.000 It's funny.
00:56:40.000 You know.
00:56:41.000 Even there's something very wholesome.
00:56:42.000 She had a song.
00:56:43.000 I didn't know her songs.
00:56:44.000 Until I saw this movie.
00:56:45.000 Some I recognized in the movie.
00:56:46.000 But.
00:56:47.000 It was a labor of labor.
00:56:49.000 Not a labor of love.
00:56:50.000 It was a labor of work.
00:56:51.000 It's a love of labor.
00:56:52.000 Yes.
00:56:53.000 And there's one about.
00:56:54.000 It's her like sexy song.
00:56:56.000 Yeah.
00:56:57.000 Where she's doing her like hot dance.
00:56:58.000 But even that.
00:56:59.000 She goes.
00:57:00.000 I don't know the words.
00:57:01.000 But it's something to the effect of.
00:57:02.000 The things we do.
00:57:03.000 You know.
00:57:04.000 When we're together.
00:57:05.000 And the things we do at night.
00:57:06.000 In my dreams.
00:57:08.000 And I thought.
00:57:09.000 Even that is kind of wholesome.
00:57:10.000 Because it's a degree removed.
00:57:11.000 Yeah.
00:57:12.000 It's not like.
00:57:13.000 Oh yeah.
00:57:14.000 Baby.
00:57:15.000 Put me up against the wall.
00:57:16.000 It's like.
00:57:17.000 You know.
00:57:18.000 Yeah.
00:57:19.000 Well to Taylor Swift.
00:57:20.000 To Taylor Swift.
00:57:21.000 And did I win the game Mr. Davies?
00:57:22.000 No.
00:57:23.000 You guys.
00:57:24.000 I did.
00:57:25.000 Yeah.
00:57:26.000 That's right.
00:57:27.000 This is a scam.
00:57:28.000 Here we go.
00:57:29.000 This is stop the steal all over again.
00:57:30.000 Stop the steal.
00:57:31.000 Here we go.
00:57:32.000 This is great.
00:57:33.000 Sidney Cross.
00:57:34.000 It's rigged.
00:57:35.000 We both won Drew.
00:57:36.000 We both won Drew.
00:57:37.000 In a spiritual way.
00:57:38.000 Yes.
00:57:39.000 Now do we have time for a cigar?
00:57:40.000 I won in the sense of.
00:57:41.000 I'm getting to leave.
00:57:42.000 Yes.
00:57:43.000 That's true.
00:57:44.000 Oh my god.
00:57:45.000 No.
00:57:46.000 Do I?
00:57:47.000 Nah.
00:57:48.000 You can skip it.
00:57:49.000 No.
00:57:50.000 I got a little time.
00:57:51.000 Here we go.
00:57:52.000 We're going to go have a cigar.
00:57:53.000 Bye.
00:57:54.000 See you next time.
00:57:55.000 Dailywire.com slash shop.
00:57:56.000 Go get the game.
00:57:57.000 Also buy his book.
00:57:58.000 Yeah.
00:57:59.000 Yeah.
00:58:00.000 The book is The House of Love and Death.
00:58:01.000 Buy it.
00:58:02.000 Get it.
00:58:03.000 It's good.
00:58:04.000 It's good.
00:58:05.000 It's good.
00:58:06.000 It's good.
00:58:07.000 Yeah.
00:58:08.000 It's good.
00:58:09.000 It's good.
00:58:10.000 It's good.
00:58:11.000 Hello.
00:58:12.000 Hello.
00:58:13.000 Thanks.