The Michael Knowles Show - June 14, 2025


Michael Knowles REACTS To Anti-ICE TikToks


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

187.07637

Word Count

2,070

Sentence Count

166

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

I hope you like ice. I hope you always have an itch on the bottom of your foot. I hope your pillow is constantly warm, you stub your toe every single day, I hope every single time you put on a new pair of socks, you step in a puddle of water, you have to go to the bathroom in the rain, you hit every single red light when you re stuck in traffic, you ve got a bad nose ring like your great-grandpa, you re a piece of shit, and you re going to die the next day.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What do we have today? Some dumb video, I bet?
00:00:02.360 A bunch of anti-ice and deportation libs losing their minds on TikTok.
00:00:06.160 Let's go.
00:00:08.980 Ice, ice, baby.
00:00:10.780 Oh my, stop.
00:00:11.460 If you work for ice,
00:00:13.040 you.
00:00:15.080 You.
00:00:16.020 And your mom.
00:00:17.160 That middle nose ring, always a bad sign.
00:00:20.360 Your great grandpa.
00:00:22.100 I hope your pillow is constantly warm.
00:00:24.560 I hope you stub your toe every single day.
00:00:26.840 I hope every single time you put on a new pair of socks,
00:00:31.020 you step in a puddle of water.
00:00:32.820 I hope you always have an itch on the bottom of your foot.
00:00:35.520 I hope your gas tank is always empty.
00:00:37.640 I hope you hit every single red light when you're driving.
00:00:40.080 I hope you're always stuck in traffic.
00:00:41.900 I hope you win the lottery and die the next day.
00:00:44.720 You're a piece of shit.
00:00:46.420 I can't even be offended by this.
00:00:49.100 I mean, ostensibly she's saying all these things to me
00:00:50.900 because I support the ice raids and everything.
00:00:53.140 That video is not about the ice raids.
00:00:55.580 Look at her.
00:00:56.160 She is actually an attractive woman,
00:00:59.500 though she's trying to make herself unattractive.
00:01:01.980 I bet she lives in Los Angeles.
00:01:04.320 And what she's doing,
00:01:05.320 what this video really is,
00:01:06.620 is not a creed to cur about the ice raids
00:01:09.900 and the immigrant communities.
00:01:10.820 It's her trying to do a little stand-up routine.
00:01:13.000 It's her trying to be cute.
00:01:13.980 I hope you always have an itch on the bottom of your foot.
00:01:16.260 Oh, bro.
00:01:17.440 She could have just as easily done the same bit
00:01:19.280 about climate change or about,
00:01:21.540 I don't know, some war
00:01:22.660 or about taxes even,
00:01:24.680 you know, or about like airplane food.
00:01:26.640 It doesn't, it doesn't matter.
00:01:27.680 It's all,
00:01:28.160 it's really just about her trying to ingratiate herself
00:01:30.540 to a certain audience
00:01:31.340 and get attention.
00:01:34.220 Probably, probably from fellas.
00:01:35.680 Okay, next one.
00:01:36.340 Innocent f***ing citizens
00:01:38.460 are being thrown into a f***ing morse zone
00:01:40.640 for the color of their skin.
00:01:42.540 National f***ing guard has been deployed
00:01:44.560 in Los Angeles.
00:01:45.340 My God.
00:01:52.340 Donald Trump
00:01:53.720 to suppress peaceful protest.
00:01:55.880 Peaceful f***ing protest.
00:01:58.080 That's not all.
00:01:59.120 They're planning aggressive ice enforcement
00:02:01.120 for 30 f***ing days in LA
00:02:03.840 of terrorizing immigrant communities.
00:02:06.420 How they want to send the f***ing US Marines.
00:02:09.660 Are you f***ing kidding me?
00:02:11.760 A little longer than a few minutes later.
00:02:14.140 Because they use our First Amendment rights.
00:02:17.080 Fascist f***ing...
00:02:17.980 Hmm.
00:02:19.720 That guy, I bet, has had a lot of zins.
00:02:22.460 That looks like a pouch addict to me.
00:02:25.940 To me, those videos don't do it for me.
00:02:28.520 I mean, it's kind of funny,
00:02:29.700 but to me, it seems contrived.
00:02:31.160 I don't think that's organic.
00:02:32.560 Because no one can keep up.
00:02:34.320 I don't care.
00:02:35.040 You could be the fattest,
00:02:37.420 sweatiest Sicilian in the Bronx.
00:02:39.820 You can't keep up that degree of anger and wrath
00:02:43.820 that long.
00:02:45.760 Ah! Ah!
00:02:46.560 Oh, noises!
00:02:48.360 Nah, no one buys that.
00:02:49.760 They're playing this scene out
00:02:52.600 as though it were 10 years ago.
00:02:54.860 But even they don't believe it anymore.
00:02:56.760 You know, even they don't believe it.
00:02:58.560 Ah, the poor immigrant community
00:03:01.340 is wearing keffias
00:03:02.400 and waving the Mexican flag
00:03:03.620 and burning cars down.
00:03:04.960 And no, you're not going to persuade anyone.
00:03:07.060 You're not even convincing yourself.
00:03:10.100 Everyone loves that the Marines
00:03:11.500 are going in and rounding these people up.
00:03:13.160 Everyone loves it.
00:03:14.440 You need to go to balanceofnature.com
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00:03:17.480 You've heard me talk about
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00:03:20.200 That is because balance of nature,
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00:03:24.600 especially if you're focused
00:03:26.480 on creating a healthier, happier lifestyle.
00:03:28.760 Nature is pretty good
00:03:29.600 at giving us the nutrients
00:03:30.460 that we need
00:03:30.920 through our fruits and veggies.
00:03:32.140 So, balance of nature
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00:03:42.660 Balance of nature
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00:04:14.260 Knowles.
00:04:15.680 This is our city
00:04:17.100 and this was Mexico.
00:04:19.100 You can't kick us
00:04:20.080 out of the land
00:04:20.760 that was ours.
00:04:21.580 Donald Trump
00:04:23.400 F*** fascism
00:04:25.180 Let our people free
00:04:26.800 Let our people free
00:04:28.360 Suelta nuestra gente
00:04:29.820 Suelta nuestra gente
00:04:31.720 We will not do 1992 again
00:04:34.320 with your f***ing tags.
00:04:35.840 I was 12 then.
00:04:37.100 I'm 44 now.
00:04:38.720 I will die for my f***ing kid
00:04:40.600 because I'm an LA native mob.
00:04:43.000 These are my f***ing children.
00:04:44.520 You're fighting.
00:04:45.540 F*** you.
00:04:47.240 Major Bass,
00:04:48.380 if you can hear me,
00:04:49.800 expect me to see your office
00:04:51.400 on Monday
00:04:51.920 for attacking my children.
00:04:53.800 If you could say something
00:04:54.440 to Donald Trump right now,
00:04:55.220 what would he say?
00:04:55.860 Donald Trump,
00:04:57.240 you can s*** my left hand,
00:04:58.640 you can get out of my f***ing drawer.
00:05:00.700 You're just making
00:05:01.480 some of my high
00:05:02.180 and wouldn't give me
00:05:02.900 the time of day,
00:05:03.680 b***h.
00:05:04.260 And because Claudia Scheinbaum
00:05:05.460 make you look like
00:05:06.140 a f***ing loser.
00:05:08.120 You know I don't speak Spanish.
00:05:09.800 In English, please.
00:05:11.500 Hmm.
00:05:12.700 Does anyone have
00:05:13.260 an English translation of that
00:05:14.740 that I could consult?
00:05:15.860 I did catch the first part
00:05:18.080 and I think she kind of
00:05:19.120 gave away the game.
00:05:20.280 So this is our land.
00:05:21.960 This was Mexico.
00:05:25.380 Notice we shifted
00:05:26.200 from is to was.
00:05:28.000 This was Mexico.
00:05:29.960 I guess it was Pangaea
00:05:31.060 at some point, wasn't it?
00:05:31.940 But it ain't anymore.
00:05:33.180 And you can't kick us off
00:05:34.220 land that was ours?
00:05:36.120 Au contraire, mon frere.
00:05:37.640 You obviously can kick people
00:05:39.060 off of land that was theirs.
00:05:39.840 That's what she's trying to do.
00:05:40.640 She's saying,
00:05:41.020 you federal government,
00:05:42.160 you get off my land.
00:05:43.440 You get out of here.
00:05:44.200 You ICE agents,
00:05:44.920 you marines,
00:05:45.500 you get off my land.
00:05:46.860 They're here.
00:05:47.500 It's their land now.
00:05:48.920 What's the argument?
00:05:49.540 Is there an argument
00:05:50.220 she's making?
00:05:52.400 No.
00:05:53.000 It's just screaming.
00:05:53.980 I mean, I guess this is
00:05:54.720 the through line
00:05:55.300 of a lot of these videos.
00:05:56.220 It's just,
00:05:56.780 it's all screaming
00:05:57.820 because if you have
00:05:59.000 a coherent view,
00:06:01.840 you can just make it
00:06:03.600 quietly and calmly.
00:06:04.920 If you don't quite know
00:06:06.140 exactly what you're arguing,
00:06:07.120 you have to get very loud
00:06:08.040 and yell
00:06:08.580 and have your blood vessels
00:06:10.160 and veins pop out.
00:06:12.160 And so that's the last,
00:06:13.900 the last cry
00:06:15.120 of a defeated ideology.
00:06:17.460 Next one.
00:06:17.740 Do you sorry
00:06:18.640 sons of a bitch
00:06:20.640 that think that you're
00:06:21.560 just going to go
00:06:22.360 and arrest a bunch
00:06:23.800 of protesters
00:06:24.580 because they're out there
00:06:25.720 doing something
00:06:26.320 you're too afraid
00:06:27.040 to do?
00:06:28.040 They're out there
00:06:28.800 fighting for our freedom
00:06:29.900 and they're out there
00:06:30.900 fighting for our right
00:06:31.880 for free speech?
00:06:32.900 It's always this nose ring.
00:06:35.040 It's the bull nose ring
00:06:36.040 is the sign
00:06:36.720 that something's
00:06:37.400 going horribly wrong.
00:06:38.420 You think you're going
00:06:39.320 to march in those streets
00:06:40.260 and tell those people
00:06:41.080 to shut the f*** up?
00:06:43.080 That is what you decided
00:06:45.120 to fight for.
00:06:46.500 You chose to defend us
00:06:47.920 against all enemies
00:06:48.900 foreign and domestic
00:06:49.920 and you f***ing failed.
00:06:51.640 Huh?
00:06:52.100 And that's why
00:06:53.100 they're out there
00:06:53.580 on those streets
00:06:54.180 so who the f*** are you
00:06:55.800 to tell them
00:06:56.520 to shut the f*** up?
00:06:57.820 Why don't you grow a pair?
00:06:58.960 Oh, there's the Palestine
00:06:59.880 thing right behind
00:07:00.640 do you see that?
00:07:02.000 Wait, is this about
00:07:02.900 Mexico or Palestine?
00:07:04.360 Or is it really
00:07:04.960 the same issue?
00:07:06.000 I love it.
00:07:06.740 You can see when she
00:07:07.240 moves her head
00:07:07.740 and screaming about whatever
00:07:08.940 and in the back
00:07:10.100 you see the Palestine sign.
00:07:12.080 I thought she was
00:07:12.540 talking about Mexicans
00:07:13.460 or Honduras
00:07:14.720 or what does that
00:07:15.400 have to do with
00:07:16.000 oh, it's all the same issue
00:07:17.380 and actually that issue
00:07:19.100 has very little to do
00:07:20.400 with either Mexico
00:07:21.120 or Palestine.
00:07:22.500 It's this leftist
00:07:23.280 liberationist movement
00:07:24.460 that ultimately seeks
00:07:26.520 liberation from God
00:07:27.540 which is why they make
00:07:28.200 themselves look like demons.
00:07:29.300 I mean, she gave herself
00:07:29.900 little devil horns
00:07:30.740 and a bull ring on her nose.
00:07:32.580 You think you're
00:07:33.100 going to march in those streets
00:07:34.140 and tell us
00:07:34.700 we're going to shut the f*** up?
00:07:36.460 It is no coincidence
00:07:37.580 that these people
00:07:39.160 over time
00:07:40.940 make themselves
00:07:42.220 look like demons.
00:07:43.900 The world is rich in symbols
00:07:45.220 and all nature is but art
00:07:47.840 unknown to thee.
00:07:50.440 Wherever you're at
00:07:51.320 we all have a common enemy.
00:07:53.300 It is the same one.
00:07:54.400 Everywhere you go
00:07:55.180 when you go down the street
00:07:56.160 there's the enemy.
00:07:57.120 There's the enemy
00:07:58.080 that works for
00:07:58.840 the other enemy
00:07:59.900 who they all work under.
00:08:01.420 So we all share
00:08:02.160 the same common enemy.
00:08:04.260 Everybody has the same enemy
00:08:06.320 from LA to Africa
00:08:08.400 to Palestine
00:08:09.400 to Vietnam.
00:08:11.000 We all have the same enemy.
00:08:13.160 That's one enemy.
00:08:14.580 And it is not me
00:08:15.660 and it is not you
00:08:16.840 and it is not them.
00:08:18.140 We are not the enemies
00:08:19.180 of each other.
00:08:20.280 They are the enemy.
00:08:21.620 That's right.
00:08:22.220 There is only one enemy
00:08:23.200 and we all have to
00:08:24.400 work together in unison
00:08:25.840 to fight this one enemy.
00:08:28.080 That's right.
00:08:29.540 Capitalism and imperialism
00:08:31.440 the more we can grow
00:08:32.540 as a people
00:08:33.200 and the quicker we can
00:08:34.280 get to this revolution
00:08:35.320 and overturn this
00:08:36.660 mother
00:08:36.920 and have real people
00:08:39.000 leading this country.
00:08:40.460 That's right.
00:08:41.360 Initially in the comments
00:08:42.460 it says
00:08:42.780 the enemy is the police
00:08:44.340 but then the woman
00:08:45.000 filming it said
00:08:45.460 the enemy is capitalism.
00:08:46.420 Capitalism.
00:08:46.900 But then I was thinking
00:08:47.780 I was listening to it
00:08:48.660 said the enemy
00:08:50.520 we all
00:08:50.980 because I have this
00:08:51.660 joke in my head
00:08:52.600 we all have this one enemy
00:08:53.280 the Jews of course
00:08:54.480 that's probably
00:08:55.140 what these guys think.
00:08:56.300 Oh shut the f*** up.
00:08:57.360 But then I said
00:08:57.720 from LA to Palestine
00:08:59.140 they said okay
00:08:59.940 well that actually
00:09:00.500 my joke answer
00:09:01.660 actually kind of fits there.
00:09:02.980 But then Vietnam
00:09:03.640 that doesn't
00:09:04.520 that really doesn't quite fit.
00:09:06.100 The sincere answer to that
00:09:07.640 we all have the same enemy
00:09:08.640 really what these people
00:09:10.240 are saying is God.
00:09:11.700 That's the enemy
00:09:12.360 that they all have.
00:09:13.480 What they are rebelling against
00:09:14.780 is order
00:09:15.580 and hierarchy
00:09:16.540 and authority.
00:09:18.520 And so the enemy
00:09:19.440 when they're in their little homes
00:09:20.760 when they're
00:09:21.200 when they're rebellious teenagers
00:09:22.340 the enemy is dad.
00:09:23.660 All of liberalism
00:09:24.400 comes down to
00:09:24.900 screw you dad.
00:09:25.680 Daddy chill.
00:09:27.640 What the heck?
00:09:28.560 And then the enemy
00:09:29.240 is the police
00:09:30.080 because the police
00:09:30.700 are a symbol of authority.
00:09:31.980 And the enemy is Trump
00:09:33.120 because he's the symbol
00:09:33.820 of national authority.
00:09:35.320 And then ultimately
00:09:36.920 it's God
00:09:38.000 who is the ultimate authority.
00:09:40.180 You can have independence
00:09:41.240 I guess from the cops
00:09:42.340 maybe
00:09:42.700 from your dad
00:09:43.800 from Trump
00:09:44.840 from where
00:09:45.540 from
00:09:45.920 some other nation state
00:09:47.320 Palestine
00:09:47.700 can have independence
00:09:48.500 from the state of Israel
00:09:49.460 Vietnam can have independence
00:09:50.480 from the French
00:09:51.040 you can have independence
00:09:51.760 from colonialism
00:09:52.360 and imperialism
00:09:53.000 but you can't
00:09:54.580 you really can't
00:09:55.340 have independence
00:09:55.840 from God.
00:09:56.880 It's not about Palestine
00:09:57.860 it's not about the police
00:09:59.540 it's not about
00:10:00.640 the sun monster
00:10:01.540 that's really what
00:10:02.700 it comes down to
00:10:03.280 and it's why
00:10:04.160 I'm not on their side.
00:10:06.220 I mean I am on their side
00:10:07.080 in that I wish
00:10:07.600 what's good for them
00:10:08.260 but they have no idea
00:10:09.760 what's good for them
00:10:10.360 as you can tell
00:10:12.200 because they can't
00:10:12.760 they can barely form
00:10:13.320 an English sentence
00:10:13.880 okay
00:10:14.180 I'm Michael Knowles
00:10:15.020 this is the Michael Knowles Show
00:10:15.680 see you tomorrow.
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