The Michael Knowles Show - Michael Knowles REACTS to Bill Bur FEMINISM Jokes

00:00:00.000 So I got banned from YouTube for a week because I don't believe in a certain very prominent

00:00:05.780 modern ideology relating to how some people relate to other people and to themselves and

00:00:14.780 I can't say it, can't name what that is. So anyway, I decided we would take a step back

00:00:20.260 from that ideology to maybe the source of that ideology, which is feminism. Feminism 1.00

00:00:28.440 has led to all sorts of mistaken ideas about the way human beings really work. And ever since Norm

00:00:34.880 died, I've been really longing for good comedy these days. And Bill Burr, probably the next best

00:00:41.180 comic, the one still alive. So my producers assure me Bill Burr has a lot of important things to say

00:00:46.740 about feminism. This video is brought to you by Jen. You'll sell more from them in a bit. First, 0.90

00:00:50.820 Mr. Burr. No means no. That's another one. No means no. It's like, no, it doesn't. All right.

00:00:58.440 Look, look, no means no. No. That means no. All right. But no, stop it. What are you doing?

00:01:05.880 Oh my God. You're being so bad. Stop it. No. Yeah, that's not a f***ing no. That means I want to do

00:01:17.120 it, but I'm afraid you're going to judge me. So I'm just going to make it look like it was your idea

00:01:21.440 you don't figure out that I've already performed this act with 40 other f***ing people. Right? 0.97

00:01:27.720 But then, then you go to court and you get a bad read and there's some guy reading it. Oh,

00:01:32.780 your honor. She said, no, stop it. What are you doing? You're being so bad.

00:01:38.820 Yeah. And you just said to me like, she didn't f***ing say it like that. She didn't say it like 0.63

00:01:43.100 that. Yeah, that's obviously true. This is why the libs don't understand Baby It's Cold Outside.

00:01:47.900 They think that Baby It's Cold Outside is a song about rape. They don't realize that it's a song 0.59

00:01:51.740 about modesty and the norms that used to govern the relations between men and women. So she says,

00:01:57.940 oh, I really can't stay. Baby, it's cold outside. She says, okay, well, maybe I'll just hang out for

00:02:03.720 a second. No, no, I've got to go away. Oh, come on, baby. It's pretty cold outside. Oh, well, okay,

00:02:10.540 maybe. I guess I'll sit around. And because we don't have modesty anymore and because women are told

00:02:15.560 that it's actually good to just sleep with the first guys that you see and treat sex in exactly

00:02:21.400 the same way men treat sex, the idea of modesty being something valuable is completely missing.

00:02:27.960 Next one. I remember we were having waffles. My mother always made Sunday breakfast. So we had

00:02:31.900 all these waffles, eggs, bacon, this whole layout. My brother was looking at half-eaten cubed steaks

00:02:36.500 and a little mound of green bean casserole. And he goes, so he looked at my mom. He goes,

00:02:41.260 mom, can I have a waffle? And she goes, no, you got to finish your supper. He's like, well,

00:02:47.460 after I finish my waffle, supper, then can I have a waffle? She goes, no, that is your breakfast.

00:02:52.720 And he goes, oh, mom, I hate you. And my dad, without looking up, took a full glass of milk and

00:02:57.440 threw it in his face. We know what's hilarious was my mother just popped up and just immediately 0.99

00:03:04.780 started cleaning up. And my dad just kept eating. Like he didn't like, no, like the rolls were defined

00:03:11.020 back then. Now the guy has to throw the milk. He has to clean it up while telling his wife she's 0.89

00:03:16.600 brave for just sitting there. Like whatever that is. Can you hear it? Oh, oh, I know.

00:03:23.040 Women are so overrated, right? We went from not listening to them to now. It's just, it's just, 1.00

00:03:31.380 you know, it's just, it's, it's ridiculous. Like that believe women. It's like all of them. 1.00

00:03:36.060 You know what I miss? I miss, yeah. Tougher parenting and evidence. Those are the things

00:03:42.520 that I miss from my childhood. Evidence. Evidence. Yeah. You mean due process? Right.

00:03:48.040 Somebody says something happened and then someone else goes, well, I said it happened this way. Like

00:03:51.600 the old gumshoe shows. Then they had to figure it out. Right. Yeah. That doesn't exist now on,

00:03:56.420 on social media. It's just like, it's just frontier justice. Right. You feel how nervous everybody

00:04:00.820 just got in here? The fact that I just suggested that there should be due process. This guy's

00:04:06.940 talking crazy, man. Did he just join ISIS? Yeah. I love it. And he doesn't bag away from it at all. 0.99

00:04:12.940 And he does that great thing where he's still doing a bit, you know, so he's giving, even Conan,

00:04:18.780 who's pretty liberal and who's very good at being the straight man to his guests, but he gives Conan

00:04:25.240 the out to participate and he gives the audience the out to laugh. You know, I'm talking 85%, 87%.

00:04:31.220 He goes, yeah, man, you know what I miss? I miss, you know, good old, you know, defined roles. I miss

00:04:36.280 dinner and I miss evidence. You know, evidence was pretty good. And he won't back away from it.

00:04:41.580 Norm was really the king of this, of just totally leaning in, no matter how much the audience turned,

00:04:46.920 he would just keep leaning in. Chappelle does it to some degree and Bill Burr, Bill Burr does it.

00:04:51.240 It's pretty, pretty great.

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00:05:47.660 I'm sick of Obama's wife. Yeah. This isn't some Republican rant either. It's just kind of first 0.94

00:05:57.040 ladies in general. You know, I don't know what it is. All throughout my life, with each presidency, 0.91

00:06:03.200 like these first ladies, they've just gotten more and more like, like, uh, like chatty. 0.99

00:06:07.040 You know, more and more chiming in, like leaning into the frame, spitting out their ideas. Let me

00:06:16.060 guess. Is this considered sexist? It is? Why? Well, okay. You just nodded there, lady. Let me ask you 0.92

00:06:22.880 this. All right. Let's say you had a leak in your house. Okay. You call a plumber up. He shows up

00:06:27.660 and he goes, yeah, I think the leak's coming from the upstairs bathroom. We need to shut it up.

00:06:31.640 Then all of a sudden his wife walks in, who isn't a plumber? And then goes, hey, you know,

00:06:37.080 I'm actually thinking, hey, wouldn't you be like, with all due respect, shut the f*** up. 0.99

00:06:42.680 I need a plumber in this moment, which leads you to Michelle Obama, right? Now she's sitting there 1.00

00:06:48.740 holding up those hashtags. Remember that hashtag, bring back our girls? Remember that? It's like,

00:06:54.380 it blew my mind. It's like, why are you showing me that? I'm a standup comedian. Like,

00:06:59.560 what am I going to do to get those girls back? Why don't you look across the dinner table? It's 0.90

00:07:05.000 like, you see that guy? That is the leader of the free world. Tell him to pick up a phone,

00:07:13.400 call some Navy SEALs and solve it. What am I going to do? Show up with a sharpened mic stand.

00:07:19.560 Michelle said to bring her back. The funniest part about that whole bit is that Bill Burr had to do

00:07:26.840 the first part to give himself permission to do the second part. Because he opened up,

00:07:32.260 he goes, I don't really like Obama's wife. You can leave. You guys are retarded. 1.00

00:07:36.480 And that is the joke. And he could have gone straight into, you see that stupid thing, 1.00

00:07:39.600 believe all girls, or not believe all girls, bring our girls home. Yeah, well, that was dumb. And that 1.00

00:07:43.940 was stupid. She should talk to her husband. But instead he had to give himself permission by 1.00

00:07:47.740 saying, look, I'm not just talking about her. I'm talking about all these first ladies. And I'm just

00:07:51.160 saying, I don't think the first lady has any role in American public life, which of course,

00:07:55.280 the first lady does have a role in public life. The first lady has a lot of important roles in 1.00

00:07:59.200 diplomacy, as a figurehead in the United States, none of which is necessary for Bill Burr's bit.

00:08:05.480 So I totally go along with his bit. But the whole thing, I need a plumber and I get the plumber's

00:08:10.800 wife nosing in. Come on, get out of here. Get your opinion out of here. It's all just a way to 1.00

00:08:14.580 generalize this to all first ladies in order that he can attack Michelle Obama in particular. 0.98

00:08:20.720 So I really like that part, but I almost wish he would just go straight. He's

00:08:25.020 probably smarter. I mean, he's a very successful comedian with a huge mainstream following. But

00:08:28.620 I wish we live at a time where he could just go out and say like, no, it's just her. She's just

00:08:32.780 particularly grating. You know that lady who said she was never proud of her country until

00:08:37.180 elected her husband president? You know that lady? Yeah, she's actually worse than the other first 1.00

00:08:41.600 ladies. And it's all right to say that. It's all right to admit it. Okay, next one. 1.00

00:08:45.120 What did you think of Hillary Clinton at the inauguration? I thought that was for her to show up at that 0.94

00:08:50.980 inauguration. It's the second time that... And she started crying a little bit again. I just,

00:08:55.460 I don't know, man. I don't know. I get sick of people making excuses for her. She blew it. 1.00

00:09:00.980 See that? Nobody thinks that. She blew it. Look, you lost to a guy who said three things a week that

00:09:06.020 would torpedo anybody else's campaign. How do you do that? That's like you're playing a football game,

00:09:11.220 the other team throws 20 interceptions and you still, you're still figuring out how to blow it.

00:09:17.060 At what point, at what point do you take responsibility? They tried to say they would

00:09:22.180 be like, oh, it was a bunch of, I love the racist white guy thing. A bunch of racist white guys. 0.99

00:09:26.580 They came out of the forest and they were just going Trump, Trump, Trump. It's like, where were all 0.99

00:09:31.700 these racist white guys the last two elections when they could have voted against the black guy? 0.98

00:09:35.300 They were fine. Oh, I don't mind the black guy. But this white lady, we got to stop her. 1.00

00:09:40.740 She's going to take her four wheelers, McCoozie. Yeah, that's great. That's a little more direct 1.00

00:09:45.460 than some of his other stuff. He's still kind of giving him an out. He's like, look, I'm not talking

00:09:48.500 about the election and who I prefer or whatever. I just think that she blew it. But he's being a

00:09:53.460 little more direct here where he's just saying, look, the Democrat talking points are just so stupid. 0.99

00:09:57.140 You know, he's really kind of making fun of them more directly, including on Conan's show, 0.99

00:10:01.060 liberal host, liberal audience. That's pretty good stuff. I mean, he's,

00:10:04.740 he's very good. This is no knock on Bill Burr or Dave Chappelle or Louis CK or anybody. But I

00:10:12.180 always thought of it as kind of like Norm than everybody else. But Bill Burr is probably my,

00:10:16.820 my number two after Norm. All right, that's it. That's great stuff. And we avoided talking about

00:10:23.380 that issue that we can't, that no one can talk about on YouTube. You can talk about it on Daily

00:10:28.980 Wire Plus, so subscribe over there. You can talk about it on Twitter, on my show page,

00:10:33.220 M Knowles show at Twitter. You can follow me personally on Twitter, Michael J Knowles.

00:10:36.580 We can talk about that issue relating to human nature and sexuality, but we're not allowed to

00:10:44.500 talk about it here. Not allowed to articulate views that have been held by virtually every

00:10:49.700 single person who's ever lived. We're not allowed to say that here anymore. Maybe,

00:10:53.220 maybe I could say it if I were telling jokes about it. Let me know which comedians you think

00:10:56.260 we should cover next. We'll see you next time. You don't know how good you got it, lady! 1.00

The Michael Knowles Show - June 25, 2023

Michael Knowles REACTS to Bill Bur FEMINISM Jokes

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