The Michael Knowles Show - July 17, 2021


Michael Knowles Takes the Political Compass Quiz


Episode Stats

Length

22 minutes

Words per Minute

198.20703

Word Count

4,444

Sentence Count

407

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

In this episode, Michael takes the Political Compass Test to figure out exactly where he falls on the political spectrum. He's not much of a conservative, but he's not a bad one either, and he's at least willing to take the test.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey everybody, Michael here. Have you ever taken the political compass test? This is one of those
00:00:04.580 things that goes around the internet and it's really flawed because it tries to put you in a
00:00:09.540 box and you can't be put in a box. You're too special for that. But I took it. I took it because
00:00:14.020 I have noticed these days, even among conservatives, most conservatives are kind of liberal. You know,
00:00:21.220 they kind of agree with liberal premises. So I took the political compass test to figure out
00:00:25.240 exactly where I fall. I want to know where you fall. Take a listen and then take the test and
00:00:30.160 then let me know where you land. I'm very excited to take the political compass test. It's become
00:00:35.340 very popular because people are obsessed with themselves. They don't really care about politics
00:00:38.900 or anything. They just want to answer questions about themselves for like 15 or 20 minutes. So
00:00:42.700 listen, I'm not better than that. I'll go right in and do it. I remember I saw this test a while ago.
00:00:48.160 I remember it was kind of a left-wing thing. Like I didn't agree with all the questions,
00:00:51.580 but I guess we'll just have to see. So it's along the left-right line. We know that difference.
00:00:57.220 And then there's another axis, which is authoritarian or libertarian, meaning you could
00:01:03.640 be a left libertarian. That would be some like free love hippie, right? And then you could be a left
00:01:09.560 totalitarian or authoritarian. That would be like Bernie Sanders, whose honeymoons in the Soviet Union.
00:01:14.300 Or you could be a right-wing libertarian, which would be sort of like Rand Paul or Ron Paul,
00:01:20.760 his father. Or you could be a right-wing authoritarian, which would be like Genghis Khan
00:01:25.160 or Attila the Hun. I bet I'm going to be closer to Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun, but we will
00:01:31.240 answer the questions and wait and see. First question. If economic globalization is inevitable.
00:01:36.920 So right off the bat, we know that this test is just bogus because globalization is not inevitable.
00:01:42.160 We proceed. If economic globalization is inevitable, it should primarily serve humanity rather than the
00:01:47.300 interests of transnational corporations. Well, to quote Mitt Romney, corporations are people,
00:01:51.380 my friend. So it's hard to draw that neat distinction. This is an extremely dumb question.
00:01:56.280 But I guess if at the heart of this question is, should economics serve purely abstract ends,
00:02:03.300 or should it serve human ends, then it should serve human ends. Very dumb question. So I am going to
00:02:11.680 agree. I won't strongly agree, but I'll agree. I'd always support my country whether it was right or
00:02:17.300 wrong. Agree. Of course I would. How can your country be wrong? Just like completely, totally
00:02:21.840 wrong. It can go through challenging political times. It can have bad or dumb leaders. But your
00:02:26.700 country itself is your country. I could no more renounce my country than I could renounce my own
00:02:30.940 family. No one chooses his or her country at birth, so it's foolish to be proud of it. Well, it's foolish to
00:02:35.040 be proud of everything because pride goeth before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall.
00:02:38.580 However, I suspect the way this test is using pride is like affection or loyalty or love of
00:02:44.560 country. That's often what people mean when they say national pride. So I will strongly disagree with
00:02:49.840 that. Our race has many superior qualities compared with other races. Well, obviously, if we're
00:02:54.860 referring to the Sicilians, my swarthy skin would be something. Our ability to knead pasta is a superior
00:03:01.360 quality. This is a tricky question because I suspect what they're getting at is civilization or
00:03:07.540 culture. Very often you'll hear civilizations referred to as a race. But that's very different
00:03:12.760 than the sort of essentialist biological sense of race, which is how we're born. It's difficult to
00:03:20.120 know what they're saying. Probably we should err on the side of them writing a very bad question here.
00:03:25.200 And since there is neither Jew nor Greek nor slave nor bond in Christ Jesus, I have to vote against
00:03:31.740 the apparent racism. I will say that I disagree with that. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Yeah,
00:03:38.080 I agree. You know, friend for a time, maybe not your friend forever, but certainly for a time. That's
00:03:42.560 how politics works. That's all how human relations work as well. Military action that defies international
00:03:48.540 law is sometimes justified. Well, there's no such thing as international law. So I guess I strongly
00:03:53.020 agree with that. There is now a worrying fusion of information and entertainment. I strongly disagree
00:03:59.320 with that. I love these people. You know, the people who complain about entertainment and
00:04:02.800 politics going together as if that hadn't always been the case. If going back to ancient Greece and
00:04:08.800 Pericles, when we refer to the greatest, most entertaining orations of all time, we're not
00:04:13.400 talking about the most famous politician. How about Abraham Lincoln? You think that guy wasn't
00:04:16.920 entertaining? He did a road show with Stephen Douglas. Give me a break. Best presidents of our
00:04:21.380 recent history. Ronald Reagan, Hollywood actor, Donald Trump, reality TV host. People are ultimately
00:04:28.460 divided more by class than nationality. Strongly disagree. That's what Marx thought. And it turned
00:04:33.240 out not to be true. And we saw that play out in the 20th century. Controlling inflation is more
00:04:37.420 important than controlling unemployment. Really, you can do two things at one time. You don't need to
00:04:42.200 just pick one or the other. But I think at the heart of this question, should we prioritize abstract
00:04:47.680 economic concepts or should we prioritize people? And I would probably prioritize people. Now, the argument
00:04:54.340 for saying inflation is more important here is because then everybody's property diminishes in
00:04:58.540 value. But the argument for saying unemployment is the bigger issue is that people are made to work.
00:05:04.900 From the moment that our first father, Adam, was in the Garden of Eden, he had a job to do. He was
00:05:09.720 naming the creatures. He was gardening. Then he gets kicked out of the garden and he's got to till the
00:05:15.020 soil and get his food from the sweat of his brow. So employment here is very important to the human
00:05:20.440 person. I will disagree. Because corporations cannot be trusted to voluntarily protect the
00:05:25.620 environment, they require regulation. I agree. A lot less regulation than we have right now. But
00:05:29.420 in principle, I agree. From each according to his ability to each according to his need is a
00:05:32.920 fundamentally good idea. Strongly disagree. That's Marx's idea. It's immoral. And just as a practical
00:05:38.740 matter, it never, ever works. And actually, at the founding of our own country, after the pilgrims
00:05:42.800 landed here from the Mayflower, they got out, they tried to practice this idea of from each
00:05:48.420 according to his ability to each according to his need. And it turned out nobody worked
00:05:51.840 because some other guy would work for him and then you would get according to your needs. So
00:05:55.320 strongly disagree. It's a sad reflection on our society that something as basic as drinking water
00:05:59.300 is now a bottled, branded consumer product. Now it's a wonderful reflection on our society that
00:06:04.300 we have so many choices in drinking water. So we can either slum it with the tap water or we can go
00:06:08.720 with the fancy Fiji. And we get to choose which one we want. Works for me, man. Strongly disagree.
00:06:14.300 Land shouldn't be a commodity to be bought and sold. What should it be? What's the alternative?
00:06:21.620 What the left wants to pretend is the alternative is we're all just living like kumbaya, having a
00:06:25.740 great time. But really, land will always be a commodity that is controlled by a person or a
00:06:31.760 group of people. The question is, do you want it to be controlled by people like you and me or by the
00:06:37.240 government, for instance? Certainly not the government. So I strongly disagree with that. It is regrettable
00:06:42.480 that many personal fortunes are made by people who simply manipulate money and contribute nothing to
00:06:46.880 society. Who is that? Who does that refer to? Probably the nincompoop who wrote this question
00:06:51.620 thinks it refers to people on Wall Street, like investors or bankers or something, as though
00:06:56.400 they're just sitting at a desk, like shuffling piles of money around. That's not how the financial
00:07:00.140 services industry works. Financial services adds liquidity to markets. Investors invest money in
00:07:06.640 companies that create jobs, that create products. It's so dumb. So I reject the premise of the
00:07:11.560 question, but even getting at what they're trying to say, strongly disagree. Protectionism
00:07:17.200 is sometimes necessary in trade. Strongly agree. The only social responsibility of a company should
00:07:24.040 be to deliver a profit to its shareholders. I disagree with that. I mean, it's hard. I'm right
00:07:30.580 in the center on that. I mean, that is the primary objective of a company is to deliver a profit to its
00:07:35.900 shareholders. But a company does have other roles in society. And actually, the reason it's complicated
00:07:42.300 is because the neglect of those roles in society can generate a lot of bad PR and ultimately stop the
00:07:49.040 shareholders from getting their profits. So dumb question. Really, I would throw the whole thing out. But if I
00:07:54.060 have to try to get at the heart of what it's saying, I guess I would slightly disagree. The rich are too
00:08:00.820 highly taxed. Strongly agree. The rich pay all the taxes in this country. And so, sure, the vast,
00:08:07.560 vast majority of taxes in this country. And so, yeah, I think they are probably too highly taxed.
00:08:12.080 And I can't wait to become one of those rich who is too highly taxed. And then maybe we'll lower them.
00:08:16.040 Those with the ability to pay should have access to higher standards of medical care. That's not even
00:08:19.920 a normative question, like should or should not. It is simply a descriptive matter that it has always
00:08:25.420 been and will always be the case that people with more money have access to more stuff. Any reasonable
00:08:31.440 person would have to strongly agree with that. Not as a matter of should or should not, but it's just the way
00:08:36.880 the world always works. It's like saying, the sun should shine. Strongly disagree. Well, okay, man. Good luck
00:08:44.060 with that one. Governments should penalize businesses that mislead the public. What do you mean mislead the
00:08:49.220 public? If we're talking about how markets do need structures around them and guardrails, then sure, I guess I
00:08:54.920 slightly agree. But again, very dumb question. A genuine free market requires restrictions on the
00:08:59.500 ability of predator multinationals to create monopolies. Yeah, free markets need to protect
00:09:04.100 against certain monopolies. Sure. The freer the market, the freer the people. Yeah, generally that's
00:09:08.600 true. Not always though. You know, especially when you look at the international sphere. If you have no
00:09:13.680 barriers to trade, for instance, and you're outsourcing all of your jobs to another country and some other
00:09:18.920 country is not playing fairly and they have a ton of barriers to trade and they're illegally subsidizing
00:09:22.700 their aluminum industry, and I'm actually just talking about China here, then certainly it is not
00:09:26.940 the case that the freer the market, the freer the people. So I guess I kind of agree, but you know,
00:09:31.760 come on, write better questions, guys. Abortion, when the woman's life is not threatened, should always
00:09:35.640 be illegal. Strongly agree. All authority should be questioned. It's very difficult to make that
00:09:40.640 statement because any rational discourse has to begin with certain premises. A equals A. A plus B
00:09:48.100 equals B plus A. I can't, like, prove those things, but that's where I begin from my assertion. Like,
00:09:53.840 I would have to assume, if I'm having a rational discourse, that truth exists. So you have to assume
00:09:58.360 certain things. Chesterton put it well. He said, there is a thought that stops thought, and that is
00:10:03.420 the only thought that ought to be stopped. So I have to very slightly disagree. An eye for an eye and a
00:10:08.740 tooth for a tooth, that's a description of justice, but then forgive your enemies and pray for your
00:10:14.160 persecutors is a description of mercy. So I guess as a description of justice, I agree with that.
00:10:18.520 But what is it describing? Taxpayers should not be expected to prop up any theaters or museums
00:10:22.500 that cannot survive on a commercial basis. I disagree with that. Schools should not make
00:10:27.660 classroom attendance compulsory. I strongly disagree with that. All people have their rights, but it
00:10:32.600 is better for all of us that different sorts of people should keep to their own kind. So what the
00:10:39.000 hell does that mean? I guess I'm going to disagree with that. I don't even know where that's
00:10:43.920 going. Good parents sometimes have to spank their children. Yeah, I guess so. Not a huge fan of
00:10:49.520 corporal punishment, but you know, sometimes you got to do it, I guess. It's natural for children
00:10:53.060 to keep some secrets from their parents. Yeah, it's natural. Probably shouldn't encourage it if
00:10:58.120 you're a parent, but that is natural. Strongly agree. Possessing marijuana for personal use should
00:11:02.480 not be a criminal offense. Disagree. I don't really care. I just hate that potheads try to make
00:11:07.880 marijuana legalization like the civil rights struggle of our times. Give me a break, guys. Good grief.
00:11:13.440 It's also different than booze in that booze has always been in our civilization, going back to
00:11:18.920 the ancient, ancient, old-timey days. Christ's first miracle is turning water into wine for
00:11:23.500 drunk people. So it's been around a long time. You know, that's why prohibition didn't work.
00:11:27.700 But marijuana is just some new foreign lib thing. So it seems to me better not to introduce that into
00:11:33.200 our culture. The prime function of schooling should be to equip the future generation to find
00:11:37.520 jobs. Strongly disagree with that. People with serious and heritable disabilities should not be
00:11:41.220 allowed to reproduce. Strongly disagree with that. The left, I think, strongly agrees with that. You
00:11:45.780 know, in Iceland last year, there was a headline. They said, Iceland has eradicated Down syndrome.
00:11:50.400 So you eradicated it? What? Like you came up with a cure for it? And it turned out, no, they just kill
00:11:54.440 all the people who have Down syndrome in the womb. So that's not good. The most important thing for
00:11:58.440 children to learn is to accept discipline. Dumb question, but I guess I'll agree. There are no savage
00:12:03.380 and civilized peoples. There are only different cultures. Strongly disagree. Because I have eyes. So,
00:12:08.780 you know, you look around. I mean, gosh, look at so many modern cultures are more savage than
00:12:13.140 tribal cultures. Those who are able to work and refuse the opportunity should not expect society's
00:12:19.800 support. Strongly agree with that. When you are troubled, it's better not to think about it,
00:12:24.620 but to keep busy with more cheerful things. I guess I do agree with that. First generation immigrants
00:12:29.540 can never be fully integrated within their new country. I disagree with that. What's good for the
00:12:33.660 most successful corporations is always ultimately good for all of us. Strongly disagree with that.
00:12:38.840 Corporations in corporate America is probably the leading leftist institution in the country.
00:12:43.420 They're the ones who go along to get along with anything because all they care about is dollars
00:12:46.380 and cents. So it might be in their interest to embrace some stupid gender theory or something,
00:12:52.060 but certainly not in our interest. No broadcasting institution, however independent its content,
00:12:57.860 should receive public funding. No, I disagree with that. You need broadcast for certain public functions,
00:13:02.640 but I do agree that we should probably pull some funding from those left-wingers at NPR.
00:13:07.000 Our civil liberties are being excessively curbed in the name of counterterrorism. I disagree.
00:13:12.060 A significant advantage of a one-party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay
00:13:16.340 progress in a democratic political system. I disagree with that because we won the Cold War,
00:13:22.080 so it seems like we had the advantage. Although the electronic age makes official surveillance easier,
00:13:26.640 only wrongdoers need to be worried. I strongly disagree with that. You're kidding me? You got the
00:13:32.000 government blackmailing you for that weird thing that you do when you close the blinds? I don't
00:13:35.840 think so. The death penalty should be an option for the most serious crimes. Strongly agree with
00:13:39.680 that. The purpose of criminal justice is justice. A secondary advantage of criminal justice is
00:13:44.880 rehabilitation. A tertiary advantage is deterrence. But the point of it is the justice. It is retributive.
00:13:52.900 It's you commit a crime, you got to get punished for it. And hanging concentrates the mind wonderfully,
00:13:57.260 as Dr. Johnson once observed. In a civilized society, one must always have people above to
00:14:02.540 be obeyed and people below to be commanded. Well, all civilization has had hierarchy. So yes,
00:14:07.880 of course. Abstract art that doesn't represent anything shouldn't be considered art at all.
00:14:11.940 Well, this is a dumb question because abstract art, by definition, represents something. It's
00:14:18.020 abstract, right? It's not a still life of an apple or something. It's abstract, so it is representative
00:14:23.700 of something else. But very often, it's just complete nonsense. And right, that should not be
00:14:28.300 considered art. In order for something to be art, it has to be creative, not just a bunch of blotches
00:14:33.420 that you randomly throw on a canvas. Not a well-phrased question, but I strongly agree. In criminal
00:14:39.060 justice, punishment should be more important than rehabilitation. I just said that. It's like they're
00:14:43.240 reading my mind. Yes, strongly agree. It is a waste of time to try to rehabilitate some criminals.
00:14:48.560 What do they mean by that? Do they mean some criminals are beyond rehabilitation? That's
00:14:53.260 true. But do they mean that we shouldn't rehabilitate any criminals? No, that's crazy. I
00:14:57.100 strongly disagree. The business person and the manufacturer are more important than the
00:15:00.620 writer and the artist. Well, yes, in that they keep the blood moving through our economy,
00:15:05.100 right? They keep things going. If you didn't have people to come and fix your toilet, then
00:15:09.860 civilization would collapse in about a week or so. But of course, when we think about
00:15:14.640 civilization, we think about culture. That's what defines a civilization. So I will disagree
00:15:19.140 with that. Everybody has a role to play. Mothers may have careers, but their first duty is to
00:15:23.480 be homemakers. Assume by homemaker, they're not just referring to making sandwiches. Assume
00:15:28.300 by homemaker, they're referring to raising children. And if you're a mother, then you do
00:15:32.200 have a responsibility to raise children. And it's more important if you have children than
00:15:36.520 making some widget at a factory. So sure. Yeah, I agree with that. Again, poorly phrased.
00:15:40.640 I wouldn't use their phrasing, but you know, this test obviously was written by a lib.
00:15:46.040 Multinational companies are unethically exploiting the plant genetic resources of developing countries.
00:15:51.640 Nah, give me a break. Strongly disagree. Making peace with the establishment is an important
00:15:56.080 aspect of maturity. I do agree with that. You know, little kids want to rebel against everything.
00:16:02.060 And they're like rebels without a cause. And they're pissed off at their parents. And it's
00:16:05.420 much more mature, however, to recognize that you didn't just pop into being out of thin
00:16:09.320 air. You come from a tradition. And maybe you want to improve that tradition, sure. But you
00:16:14.580 have to reconcile yourself to reality before you can do that. Astrology accurately explains
00:16:19.460 many things. So this one maybe could be unexpected. I think that's possibly true. Like I'm not someone
00:16:26.200 to totally write off astrology. You know, the Bible tells us not to consult astrologers. Not
00:16:30.800 because astrology is totally, completely without any merit or reality. They tell us not to because
00:16:38.400 it's evil. And it compromises our free will. So I guess it, I don't know, does it accurately
00:16:44.760 explain many things? What does astrology do? You mean the things you read in the newspaper or
00:16:48.540 astrology suggesting that there is some rhythm to the universe? I guess I would have to agree.
00:16:53.980 But I would encourage you, never consult astrologers. You cannot be moral without being religious.
00:16:59.460 You can be accidentally moral. And most people who say they're not religious are very religious.
00:17:03.380 The actor Idris Elba just said that the earth, which is a rock, by the way, gave us coronavirus
00:17:09.000 because it's pissed off that we're throwing litter into the streets or we're throwing plastic to the
00:17:15.260 baby turtles. So that's a very religious idea that's called pantheism. Some people say they're
00:17:20.040 not religious at all, but actually men can become women because your body has nothing to do with who
00:17:24.940 you really are. That's a religious idea that's called Gnosticism. So their morality, which is a perverted
00:17:29.900 morality, even that has a basis in religion. Strongly agree. Charity is better than social
00:17:35.460 security as a means of helping the genuinely disadvantaged. Who's disadvantaged? I mean,
00:17:39.320 that's loaded terminology anyway. Charity is better in that charity is a moral exchange. So
00:17:45.600 when I give charity, some guy asks me for charity, I feel the grace, the goodness, the virtue of that
00:17:53.920 act of charity. The beggar feels gratitude to me for what I did. And that's a nice moral
00:17:59.700 relationship. Taxation, which is what they're talking about here with social security,
00:18:03.660 there is no moral relationship. I think Dinesh D'Souza once explained this as the beggar asks
00:18:09.680 me for my sandwich. I'm eating my sandwich and enjoying it. And then Barack Obama rides up on a
00:18:14.720 white horse and points a gun at my head and says, give the beggar your sandwich. I don't feel the act
00:18:19.800 of charity because I didn't choose to give charity. The beggar doesn't feel gratitude. He feels
00:18:23.520 entitlement. And Barack Obama feels that he's done something productive, even though he's done
00:18:27.220 nothing at all other than point a gun at my head. I guess I would have to agree. Some people are
00:18:31.900 naturally unlucky. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's true. I agree. Strongly agree. People have disadvantages.
00:18:36.700 Sometimes our suffering can become a great advantage because it deepens our understanding of the
00:18:40.980 world. It is important that my child's school instills religious values. I strongly agree. The
00:18:45.700 trouble is in public schools, they're instilling all the wrong kind of religious values.
00:18:49.360 They're instilling gender theory in pre-kindergarten in Brooklyn. That's really
00:18:54.120 happening right now. They instill all sorts of madness. Very often they instill a hatred of one's
00:18:59.940 country. They instill a hatred of one's civilization. So I do agree that it's important. We just got to
00:19:06.300 make sure they're teaching the right religious values. Sex outside marriage is usually immoral.
00:19:11.820 Strongly agree. A same-sex couple in a stable, loving relationship should not be excluded from the
00:19:17.320 possibility of child adoption. Well, I suppose that you've got to weigh the alternatives here.
00:19:22.580 Are you talking about a world in which there are zillions of newborn babies who are being put up
00:19:27.180 for adoption and not enough homes for those newborn babies to be adopted into? Because that's not the
00:19:32.660 world we live in. The world we live in, there are 32 couples waiting to adopt for every newborn that's
00:19:37.360 put up for adoption in the United States. So at that point, you have to come to a decision.
00:19:42.180 What is the best place for a child to be raised in? And if you believe that men and women are
00:19:48.520 different and they complement one another and that a child ought to have a right to a mother and
00:19:52.480 father, then surely you have to disagree with this question, which I do.
00:19:58.440 Pornography depicting consenting adults should be legal for the adult population.
00:20:02.240 Well, this question ignores federalism for one. It ignores the wills of local populations.
00:20:08.000 It ignores the type of pornography, some of which is truly obscene. And we would jail people for it
00:20:14.720 on the federal level as recently as 10 or 11 years ago. So I would have to disagree with that.
00:20:18.900 Not strongly disagree, but disagree. What goes on in a private bedroom between consenting adults
00:20:23.220 is no business of the state. I don't know what's going on in there. Is the guy like smacking the
00:20:27.580 lady around and tying her up and putting cigarettes out on her forehead? Because then I think
00:20:30.920 it is the business of everybody. Some people say you can't legislate morality. All laws legislate
00:20:36.840 morality. So I disagree with that. No one can feel naturally homosexual. I think people can
00:20:42.340 probably feel naturally homosexual. Now, what you do at that point is probably a question for your
00:20:48.540 religious point of view or your moral or ethical point of view, but I'm sure there are natural
00:20:52.300 longings. These days, openness about sex has gone too far. Strongly agree. I just read a New York
00:20:58.040 City sex guide to surviving the coronavirus pandemic and it was the filthiest document I've read in
00:21:03.760 probably years. So yeah, it's gone too far. I actually, I tweeted it out and it got so much
00:21:08.820 play, they ended up deleting it. So I'm doing my part to turn back the tide of the sexual revolution.
00:21:13.600 Let's see where I stand. Okay. So it's telling me all the different places. So like Stalin is the
00:21:17.880 authoritarian left. I said Bernie Sanders. Gandhi is the libertarian left. Hitler is the authoritarian
00:21:23.140 right. Thatcher is the authoritarian right. I like that they, the only one of these grids that they,
00:21:28.740 they put two people into is Hitler and Margaret Thatcher. I'm like, okay guys, cool. Everyone
00:21:35.200 else, libertarian right is Milton Friedman. Libertarian left is Gandhi. Authoritarian left
00:21:39.920 is Stalin. But then you got Hitler, Hitler and Margaret Thatcher, the iron lady. Okay. The iron
00:21:45.540 cross and the iron lady. I am, as I predicted, slightly on the authoritarian right. 1.5 to the right
00:21:53.100 on economics. I scored a 3.69 to authoritarian. So I'm almost exactly where I predicted that I would be
00:22:00.780 despite all of their extremely dumb questions. I think that makes me a traditional conservative.
00:22:08.520 I'm glad that we've gone through this all. And I hope that you, like so many other people on the
00:22:13.100 internet, can be bored enough and self-obsessed enough to take this quiz and waste 25 minutes
00:22:20.100 so that you can find out what you already knew at the very beginning. Cheers.