The Michael Knowles Show - Real Answers and Real Drinks： Tim Pool ｜ YES or NO

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00:00:37.640 The average 4B woman oath will last as long as Tim's cancellation of IRL.

00:00:45.600 Wow.

00:00:46.260 To be fair, it was never an actual cancellation.

00:00:48.300 It wasn't a full-on, it was a raising the prospect of canceling.

00:00:52.660 But for the 4B women, these women are just sad and angry about other stuff. 1.00

00:00:56.980 That's one way to put it.

00:00:57.840 I'd say histrionic.

00:00:59.020 Yeah.

00:00:59.500 I am joined today for this episode of the Yes or No Game by a friend of mine who has so many advantages.

00:01:22.300 This is a man with an immense wealth of pop culture knowledge, of political knowledge, a man of athleticism with his skateboard, a man of artistic expertise, a man who can conceal his true thoughts and intentions beneath that beanie in that mind of his.

00:01:39.520 I speak, of course, of Mr. Tim Pool.

00:01:42.700 This is going to be fun.

00:01:43.580 Thanks for having me.

00:01:44.100 Tim, thank you for coming on.

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00:02:00.460 But you have to get the martini on your own.

00:02:03.560 You don't sell those.

00:02:04.400 Tim, you have another advantage.

00:02:05.900 You are drinking iced tea.

00:02:07.960 Indeed.

00:02:08.320 I don't drink.

00:02:09.300 You don't drink, but you have the most expensive, luxurious booze probably anywhere.

00:02:14.820 Well, you know, for election night, we got some pappy.

00:02:17.520 Yes.

00:02:17.820 And I know very little about bourbon, but everyone gets very excited when they see it.

00:02:21.860 And so I had a sip.

00:02:23.420 Oh, you did have a sip.

00:02:24.060 I did, yes.

00:02:24.900 Because I'm not, you know, it's not like I'm an alcoholic trying to avoid drinking.

00:02:29.220 I just, I'm a health nut.

00:02:30.400 Yes.

00:02:30.960 And it is sort of poison.

00:02:32.600 You know, I, however, even for me, I'm not even a huge bourbon guy.

00:02:36.040 But when I saw, I like a good deal.

00:02:38.060 And when I saw at your place and then also on election night that you had a $2,000 bottle

00:02:43.360 of whiskey, I said, well, I got to have, I got to try it.

00:02:46.860 Do you think it was worth it?

00:02:48.080 Yeah, of course.

00:02:48.880 It was.

00:02:49.280 I mean, everybody, your security guards were excited.

00:02:51.740 They were looking at their like, he's got a bottle of pappy.

00:02:53.820 And I'm like, well, apparently it's a big deal, apparently.

00:02:56.000 It's a big deal.

00:02:56.740 Okay.

00:02:56.880 So with all of this immense power and with sobriety at this early hour, you know the

00:03:02.220 rules of the game?

00:03:03.120 I do.

00:03:03.860 Okay.

00:03:04.300 So I'm going to begin.

00:03:05.400 I say ladies first, but since you're a man, I'm going to begin. 0.97

00:03:10.000 Shank Uygur would have performed better than Kamala Harris.

00:03:14.040 At the presidential election or just, I don't know, it's ambiguous, but probably at the presidential

00:03:17.840 election.

00:03:18.220 Yes, because at least he might've gotten some Muslims in Michigan. 0.91

00:03:33.460 And it would have been a complete blowout in the Rust Belt.

00:03:35.860 Yes.

00:03:36.280 But, you know, it's, he also articulates ideas, albeit many of them I believe are often wrong,

00:03:41.220 but at least he tries.

00:03:42.280 Mm-hmm.

00:03:42.840 Yeah.

00:03:43.720 He does.

00:03:44.240 Whereas with her, if she articulates an idea, she will then, out of the other side of her

00:03:48.760 mouth, contradict that idea. 0.81

00:03:50.440 Yeah.

00:03:50.760 So she can hold both sides of every issue.

00:03:52.420 Well, I think the challenge for her is that she comes from a middle-class family. 0.97

00:03:55.120 That's the only thing she can actually say whenever asked a question.

00:03:57.880 Does she?

00:03:58.060 She comes from a middle-class family? 1.00

00:03:59.580 Wow.

00:03:59.800 I heard that.

00:04:00.620 I thought she fell out of a coconut tree. 0.79

00:04:03.100 You're up.

00:04:03.760 She did both.

00:04:05.300 All right.

00:04:05.780 All right.

00:04:06.880 In order to vote, every citizen should provide a photo ID along with proof they do not eat

00:04:12.020 the cheese off of pizza, leaving nothing but a soggy triangle for their employees to eat.

00:04:17.080 Hey, I'll be real, look.

00:04:18.140 I eat a lot of pasta and a lot of breads and I don't, you know, I don't, but all that stuff's

00:04:23.960 poison, man.

00:04:24.680 Minute on the lips, forever on the hips. 0.50

00:04:26.000 If you're just going to eat the cheese off pizza, more power to you.

00:04:28.340 I say no.

00:04:29.520 This is just making fun of me now.

00:04:31.520 Yeah.

00:04:31.920 Hold it.

00:04:32.260 Do you do that?

00:04:32.860 I didn't.

00:04:33.920 Well, I don't, I don't eat, I don't eat carbs.

00:04:36.300 Very few.

00:04:37.400 But you'll eat pizza.

00:04:38.640 So we'll order pizza and I scrape the cheese and the toppings off.

00:04:41.900 I enjoy it.

00:04:42.560 And then I leave the delicious bread for those who want to eat the bread.

00:04:45.340 For the hoi polloi.

00:04:46.400 That's a free.

00:04:47.740 So the reason they did this is because we had an employee going and not realize they were

00:04:52.360 grabbing just the bread and they picked it up and bit it.

00:04:54.560 And they were like, there's no cheese on this.

00:04:55.680 And I was like, oh, that was mine.

00:04:56.520 I scraped the cheese off.

00:04:57.340 That was mine.

00:04:57.800 You're getting mine.

00:04:58.180 So this is them ragging on me.

00:04:59.960 Wow.

00:05:00.520 Okay.

00:05:00.720 But I guess.

00:05:01.400 So you would say no then.

00:05:02.660 You would obviously say.

00:05:03.360 Because you want to vote.

00:05:04.580 Well, of course.

00:05:05.320 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:05.460 So no is the correct answer.

00:05:06.780 Okay, yeah.

00:05:07.060 And absolutely, I will enjoy some delicious iced tea.

00:05:10.360 And there's not.

00:05:11.360 Like, look, man.

00:05:12.180 It's weird for sure.

00:05:13.420 But it's not like you're licking the bread.

00:05:15.300 It's not like you've eaten, you've scraped it with your teeth.

00:05:17.420 Of course.

00:05:17.840 It's just soggy bread.

00:05:18.860 Well, I mean, come on.

00:05:19.540 It's like a focaccia.

00:05:20.680 Exactly.

00:05:21.380 And, you know, so I try to, I do keto.

00:05:24.760 So I have a higher, it's very high fat, very low carb.

00:05:27.860 There's a little bit of carbs in it.

00:05:28.640 I'm not going to eat bread.

00:05:29.680 Yeah.

00:05:30.060 And so why throw the bread away?

00:05:32.780 Right.

00:05:33.120 It just seems wasteful.

00:05:33.760 There's starving people all over the world.

00:05:35.320 Yeah.

00:05:35.380 Nobody wants to eat it, but, you know, at least I feel better about myself.

00:05:38.660 Yeah.

00:05:38.920 It's like a Pansanella.

00:05:40.960 The Freedom Tunes Dr. Fauci will never reach its full potential until the right voice actor

00:05:46.840 is cast.

00:05:48.400 You have to guess how I would answer.

00:05:51.020 Well, this seems like a trick question.

00:05:53.160 I'm going to do this, I think.

00:05:58.160 Did you mistakenly think I was the voice actor?

00:06:00.640 No, I'm the voice actor.

00:06:01.900 Oh, that's right.

00:06:02.640 And so you would have to insult me by saying yes.

00:06:05.140 Yeah, I would have to do that.

00:06:06.560 Yeah, you're correct.

00:06:08.320 Now listen here, you.

00:06:10.080 Could you, we get, I hate to put you on the spot.

00:06:12.560 Yes.

00:06:13.000 So I am the voice of Dr. Fauci on Freedom Tunes' cartoon.

00:06:17.580 Hold on.

00:06:17.920 That's a little more Austrian or something. 0.95

00:06:19.400 I know.

00:06:19.700 It's got a little Arnold in there.

00:06:21.080 It's a cartoon character.

00:06:22.400 And so, you know, I don't know how it came about.

00:06:25.960 Seamus and I are hanging out and then he heard me do an impersonation of Fauci on the

00:06:30.160 show and asked me to do it.

00:06:31.300 So whenever I do these impersonations, I try to make them cartoonish versions.

00:06:35.740 Instead of actually trying to sound like them.

00:06:38.040 So my, my Fauci voice actually comes truly from a woman I love very much, old family

00:06:44.700 friend, who is, it's a Jewish woman from Queens.

00:06:48.920 But has a little bit, you know, because the thing is, the voice, it's not like that voice

00:06:54.200 is unique to Fauci.

00:06:55.300 That is just a type of voice.

00:06:56.560 He is just a product of his environment.

00:06:58.460 So I took that and I just kind of lowered it a little bit.

00:07:01.380 Like normally it'd be a little bit of it, but I'd lowered it a little and that's how

00:07:04.320 you get Anthony Fauci.

00:07:05.580 Is this because you wanted to voice Fauci on Freedom Tunes?

00:07:08.620 I never was offered the role.

00:07:11.080 Good.

00:07:11.220 I never saw a casting notice and I'm dismayed by that.

00:07:16.020 It was when he said, you don't have to wear two masks.

00:07:20.080 And I think that's when Seamus was like, you should do Fauci on the show.

00:07:23.360 And then we had a gag where Seamus asserted that the entirety of Timcast was funded by

00:07:28.400 my royalty checks from the voicing I do on Freedom Tunes.

00:07:30.960 Yeah.

00:07:31.420 Union, non-union?

00:07:33.500 Non-union.

00:07:34.240 Non-union.

00:07:34.560 That's good.

00:07:35.060 So the rates were terrible.

00:07:36.500 Okay.

00:07:37.100 That's fair.

00:07:38.100 All right, Shelley.

00:07:38.780 You're up.

00:07:40.020 Due to the ditty files, this time, many celebrity promises to leave the country if Trump is

00:07:45.800 elected may actually happen.

00:07:47.960 I know how I would answer.

00:07:53.800 I'd say yes.

00:07:54.780 You'd say yes?

00:07:55.600 Really?

00:07:55.940 Yeah.

00:07:56.240 No.

00:07:56.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:57.000 I'd say yes.

00:07:57.660 You don't think it's just all going to get swept under the rug like it always does?

00:08:00.880 Well, let's read this again.

00:08:02.320 May actually happen.

00:08:04.240 So it's implying there is a higher probability this time around.

00:08:08.020 I would actually say if we're thinking about celebrities plural, many celebrity promises,

00:08:15.200 I would be willing to bet there are a handful because there's a lot of celebrities.

00:08:20.060 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:20.920 I think there's a strong possibility.

00:08:22.920 It's not just with the ditty files, Epstein files.

00:08:25.220 I think there's a strong possibility that there's fear.

00:08:27.520 Elon Musk said in that interview, when Trump gets elected, the Epstein files are coming out.

00:08:32.020 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:32.340 These ditty freak outs or whatever they call them.

00:08:34.420 Yeah, freak offs.

00:08:35.240 Freak offs.

00:08:35.820 There you go.

00:08:36.240 See, I don't even know what they're talking about.

00:08:37.140 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:37.700 I've only been to a handful.

00:08:38.900 I think they may actually happen.

00:08:40.400 You see, I feel like this one might be a trick question in a sense because if it said

00:08:44.320 will actually happen, I may have said no.

00:08:46.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:46.460 But you think there is a greater likelihood that people go into these freak off things

00:08:50.880 since the 90s with P. Diddy, diddy, doodog, that is going to impel them to leave.

00:08:59.400 So there's a lot of people who said, if Trump wins, I'm leaving the country.

00:09:02.860 And I would say right now that the probability that at least some of them do is greater than

00:09:08.100 chance.

00:09:09.120 So there's the indication they may, because this diddy stuff is involving children.

00:09:14.440 And so, you know, and I also say this, we had that one story, I think it was, was it

00:09:20.960 McCabe said, federal agents are thinking of fleeing the country if Trump wins.

00:09:24.840 So if we're starting from that low of a threshold that someone who works for the FBI may just

00:09:28.960 want to leave because they're scared of Trump in general because of repercussions, the people

00:09:32.660 going to these diddy parties have a much greater incentive to do so.

00:09:35.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:35.760 Okay, all right.

00:09:36.640 That's a point on the board for Tim.

00:09:37.860 Look, I understand.

00:09:39.000 It's fair.

00:09:39.820 It's fair.

00:09:40.120 I understand.

00:09:41.100 But it's tough because I could have easily said no, but it said may happen.

00:09:44.860 So it was, the question was fairly light.

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00:11:03.820 A national abortion ban will happen in our lifetime. 0.85

00:11:07.260 This is my, you're guessing my opinion.

00:11:08.440 Oh, wow.

00:11:11.820 It's a question of how optimistic do I think you are?

00:11:16.040 And do I think you're a cynic or do I think you have hope?

00:11:19.560 And whatever I choose will basically be the, a statement.

00:11:23.520 There's always the distinction between the conservative optimist and the conservative pessimist.

00:11:27.540 Yeah.

00:11:27.920 Conservative optimist.

00:11:29.340 Conservative pessimist says things can't get worse.

00:11:31.180 Conservative optimist says, yes, they can.

00:11:32.800 I'm just saying no.

00:11:33.600 Yeah, it's not going to happen in our lifetime.

00:11:34.980 I think it will happen.

00:11:37.800 You do?

00:11:38.560 Yes, absolutely, 100%.

00:11:39.520 And I'm not a staunch conservative pro-life or anything like that, but I absolutely believe it will happen.

00:11:44.380 Why do you think it will?

00:11:45.580 The 14th Amendment states that there's two sections to, I think this is section one.

00:11:51.520 All persons born to the U.S. are citizens.

00:11:53.620 But it also says that the rights of persons, not citizens, persons, shall not be infringed without due process.

00:12:01.260 The Supreme Court will have to answer that question.

00:12:04.140 It's not a question of the legislature.

00:12:05.520 It's not a question of the executive branch.

00:12:07.580 It's a question of the courts.

00:12:08.740 Of what a person is.

00:12:09.680 As to what a person is.

00:12:10.700 Yeah.

00:12:10.940 And this question was asked with, in the Civil War, is how we come to get the 14th Amendment.

00:12:16.600 Yeah.

00:12:16.760 It was basically stating that you can no longer regard black people in this country as not persons.

00:12:22.500 And they have to have due process rights.

00:12:24.600 I do not see a logical path, especially for the court we currently have, to making the argument that the unborn are not persons.

00:12:32.240 You know, during the Dobbs decision, when they were debating whether or not to overrule Roe v. Wade, John Finnis and Robbie George, great legal scholars, made the point that you're making.

00:12:42.860 They made the 14th Amendment argument.

00:12:44.320 They said, look, equal protection, man.

00:12:45.580 You know, these are people.

00:12:46.560 And the court, maybe for prudential reasons, said, look, we're not going there right now.

00:12:54.160 We're just overruling Roe.

00:12:55.700 Roe was insane.

00:12:56.920 Yeah. 0.83

00:12:57.300 It is a matter for the states.

00:12:58.980 I mean, the court expressed clearly they were not.

00:13:03.140 They had death threats just for that.

00:13:05.120 Initially, when Roe was overturned, I said, I think it probably makes more sense.

00:13:08.600 The states are going to regulate this one as they see fit.

00:13:10.580 More power to the states.

00:13:11.280 I've changed my mind completely.

00:13:12.300 You're a 14th Amendment guy now.

00:13:13.820 Within a week or two, I said the Supreme Court has to answer this question.

00:13:16.620 It is unconstitutional that one state may determine a person is not and a person is.

00:13:22.080 And this was already brought up in the Civil War.

00:13:24.500 We can't have this.

00:13:25.360 And the 14th Amendment is a post-Civil War amendment.

00:13:28.300 You know, it's actually responding to that same kind of crisis.

00:13:31.580 You make a good point.

00:13:32.500 Okay.

00:13:32.880 So I still say no in our lifetime, but that would be the way that it would happen.

00:13:37.000 I want a couple points, too, just for anyone who's saying, how does Tim think this?

00:13:39.880 There is no question that life begins at conception.

00:13:43.100 That is an absurd argument.

00:13:44.300 It's like the definition of conception.

00:13:45.320 Exactly.

00:13:45.840 It is a unique set of DNA.

00:13:47.200 It is life.

00:13:48.240 It is unto itself.

00:13:49.780 And I've asked this question to leftists.

00:13:52.100 If two identical twin women marry two identical twin males, they conceive at the exact same time,

00:13:57.260 and at eight and a half months, they're both in the hospital, but one gives birth and the other doesn't, 0.84

00:14:02.440 can you kill the baby that was born?

00:14:03.860 They say, of course not. 0.99

00:14:04.600 I say, okay, can you terminate the life of the baby that is in the womb of the woman next door? 0.98

00:14:08.140 They say, yes, absolutely.

00:14:08.900 And I said, there is no logical distinction between the babies.

00:14:12.360 Yeah.

00:14:12.640 What justification do you have for that?

00:14:14.620 I believe that any logical reading of the law is going to state there has to be adjudication,

00:14:20.300 due process rights for the baby before their life can be terminated.

00:14:24.420 Let's go.

00:14:25.160 Shall I read it?

00:14:25.660 Let's go, yeah.

00:14:26.420 But not in our lifetimes, you don't think?

00:14:27.900 Not in our lifetimes.

00:14:28.320 But eventually.

00:14:28.940 I agree.

00:14:29.880 I don't know.

00:14:31.200 I mean, there's a possibility, but I'd say it's too politically tumultuous.

00:14:34.760 We were talking on your show about how ideas sometimes follow to their logical conclusions.

00:14:41.300 You know, there's an inescapable logic.

00:14:43.540 And I think you're making a great point here, which is, okay, we have this post-slavery,

00:14:48.340 post-Civil War amendment.

00:14:50.360 It states clearly that persons have rights and they have a right to due process.

00:14:54.140 You want to know something even scarier, or I guess more saddening, is that I thought

00:15:01.220 there was a possibility the abortion issue could be our personhood question akin to the

00:15:05.520 Civil War, which could result in another Civil War.

00:15:08.180 The reason being, you have Oklahoma, which has banned abortion. 0.97

00:15:12.080 You have Colorado, which has unrestricted it to birth.

00:15:14.900 What happens if a woman is six months, seven months pregnant? 0.85

00:15:17.920 She decides, and maybe there's a little, maybe, you know, the left, I'm going to say

00:15:21.280 whatever the reason may be, there's a reason she states in the middle of the night, she

00:15:24.840 leaves her husband and flees to Colorado because she knows she can terminate this pregnancy. 0.95

00:15:29.660 She makes her argument, says, oh, my husband is abusive and I can't have this child.

00:15:33.160 The man says, she is, this is conspiracy to terminate the life of my child.

00:15:37.420 She has no right to do that. 0.94

00:15:39.380 These states are going to have to make a decision as to whether they allow her to cross 1.00

00:15:42.420 that border.

00:15:42.820 However, I've changed my mind on this, though, and it's sad because the reality is many slaves

00:15:48.040 fought for their freedom.

00:15:49.260 The unborn cannot fight for their lives. 0.78

00:15:50.820 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:51.280 And so that's-

00:15:52.080 You don't hear, there's no Frederick Douglass of the unborn.

00:15:54.260 Exactly.

00:15:54.740 And so I don't think that it'll result in a major conflict, but I do believe that you,

00:15:59.440 I don't know how you have Oklahoma and Colorado bordering each other with such extreme polarized

00:16:03.340 views of this, and the conflict will arise.

00:16:05.540 You know, Scalia-

00:16:06.320 But not a Civil War.

00:16:07.020 When I was an undergraduate, some of us asked Scalia about his view on marriage.

00:16:11.060 Could states just pick their own definition?

00:16:12.820 And he said, you know, so that means you're married in Massachusetts, but you're not married

00:16:17.700 in Connecticut.

00:16:18.560 Like, you gotta, I think for certain issues, you need a national definition.

00:16:22.320 Okay.

00:16:22.700 Let's carry on.

00:16:23.960 Let's see.

00:16:25.420 Real talk.

00:16:26.560 Joe Biden wanted Kamala to lose and actively torpedoed her campaign.

00:16:32.520 Correct.

00:16:33.220 I'm not even, I'm not taking more than two seconds on that.

00:16:35.740 It was so obvious, right?

00:16:36.920 Absolutely correct.

00:16:37.640 Let me get a drink of this.

00:16:38.560 Yeah.

00:16:39.640 He was beaming when he announced his, the transfer of power.

00:16:45.520 Jill Biden wore red.

00:16:47.740 He-

00:16:48.060 She wore red to go vote. 0.98

00:16:49.180 That's right.

00:16:49.600 Yes.

00:16:50.020 He skipped her party.

00:16:51.620 He didn't, he didn't, apparently he was sleeping.

00:16:53.940 So the next day, I think this is the great one.

00:16:56.760 He probably felt the greatest, I told you so.

00:16:59.080 Yes.

00:16:59.620 You betray me and now you reap what you have sown.

00:17:02.240 Yes.

00:17:02.480 He was, he laughed.

00:17:04.320 I'll go even further.

00:17:05.620 When he was in Pennsylvania campaigning for Harris, he's at the firehouse and he's getting

00:17:10.180 into a little jokey back and forth with one of the guys.

00:17:12.600 And the guy said, hey, well, Mr. President, will you put on my Trump hat?

00:17:16.520 And Biden, he's joking around.

00:17:18.360 He's playing it off very well because he's a good old politician.

00:17:20.620 I don't care how senile he is.

00:17:22.180 He's still got that in his bones.

00:17:24.340 When he put that Trump hat on and smiled for the cameras, he knew exactly.

00:17:28.120 Oh, yeah.

00:17:28.740 And there was a report from Axios that the Harris campaign was desperately trying to get him

00:17:32.940 to stop campaigning for her, was trying very hard to remove her from his administration

00:17:38.480 politically.

00:17:39.500 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:39.900 And then Joe said, no, no, it's okay.

00:17:41.480 We're going to go campaign for you in Pittsburgh.

00:17:44.020 Yeah, he knew what he was doing and they couldn't do anything about it because if they spoke

00:17:48.260 up, then it just makes everything worse.

00:17:50.300 And he was loving it.

00:17:51.380 It's great.

00:17:51.740 Democrats actually did have the missing 10 million ballots ready to go, but accidentally

00:17:56.780 mixed them up with the fat stacks of cash they sent to Ukraine.

00:18:01.900 Okay, come on.

00:18:02.940 That's a funny one, but there's no way.

00:18:05.620 No, 5 million at most.

00:18:07.820 Yeah.

00:18:09.620 I mean, there's an interesting question as to, I think right now she's at like 68.5 or something.

00:18:15.860 And so we're looking at around 12 million votes that are gone.

00:18:19.840 Yeah.

00:18:20.700 And, and, you know, so, so Trump is at, I think he's nearing 70, 73-ish.

00:18:26.080 So he's going to be down a little bit, but that makes sense because COVID activated a lot

00:18:29.260 of people.

00:18:29.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:30.200 More widespread mail-ins, et cetera.

00:18:31.880 But there are many people who flipped from 2020 to Trump and we see that swing in the New

00:18:36.580 York Times polling data, more people, Trump made massive gains to the high single digits in some

00:18:43.100 double digits.

00:18:43.820 The question then remains, if we're looking at the raw numbers and Joe Biden got 81 and Kamala's

00:18:48.940 currently at 68, but then we factor in that a decent amount of voters switched for Trump.

00:18:54.220 We can say that Trump, the amount of people that voted for Trump 2020 and 2024 may actually

00:19:00.300 be 71 million.

00:19:04.580 That means Kamala's missing, there's, there's, yeah, I think the number would then be around

00:19:09.980 10 million voters are missing.

00:19:12.160 So a lot of people are saying 15 or 20, but I'm like, the voters are there.

00:19:16.020 Yeah.

00:19:16.300 There were some for COVID that were only paying attention because of COVID.

00:19:19.600 Some votes are still being counted even, as we're speaking right now.

00:19:21.720 And that's when when people said, where are the missing 15 million?

00:19:23.900 I said, well, California is only 60% in, another two is going to come in for.

00:19:27.660 But 10 million people is a big number to have disappear from your, from your vote count.

00:19:33.780 It's, it's, it is simple.

00:19:35.080 I mean, there, there are simple explanations.

00:19:36.360 Right now, Gallego has more votes than Harris does in Arizona.

00:19:39.880 It could just be that people don't like Trump or Harris and said, I'm not voting, but I'll

00:19:43.760 vote for my Senator. 0.78

00:19:45.320 And thus they just set it out.

00:19:47.020 There are people, there's a, there's a good chance that some people split the ballot or

00:19:51.820 didn't vote down ballot.

00:19:52.780 But I'll tell you, for instance, in Arizona and Nevada, the fact that it's taking a while

00:19:57.740 for those other races to be called every day that the count goes on, it just, I think

00:20:04.260 it makes everyone a little less confident in the system.

00:20:09.880 Alex Jones is more accurate than Luke Rutkowski.

00:20:13.760 Hmm.

00:20:14.600 Okay.

00:20:15.100 Hold on.

00:20:15.660 If you'd said Alex Jones is more accurate than say, uh, Rachel Maddow, I'd say, yeah, sure.

00:20:21.400 He was right about the frogs.

00:20:22.660 But then Luke, look, Luke is, he's off on some things.

00:20:27.780 He's got some t-shirts.

00:20:29.840 He's getting, Alex Jones is more accurate.

00:20:31.780 What would you say?

00:20:32.940 Uh, I say you're going with Alex.

00:20:38.300 No, no, I go with Luke.

00:20:39.560 You're not.

00:20:39.660 You're going with Luke.

00:20:40.360 Okay.

00:20:40.860 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:41.920 Well.

00:20:42.440 Why?

00:20:42.780 You know, uh, Luke, Luke tries to play it a bit more safe.

00:20:50.500 And, uh, Alex can be very emotional.

00:20:53.360 Yes.

00:20:53.660 And get excitable.

00:20:55.460 But, uh, I'm worried that if this comes out and I've offended Luke, he'll get mad at

00:20:58.740 me.

00:20:58.940 So I'm just going to, I'm going to be my friend.

00:21:00.500 Cynical?

00:21:01.300 You're, you're playing it safe now.

00:21:03.060 Much like, uh, Luke vis-a-vis Alex Jones.

00:21:04.900 Well, you know, just in all seriousness though, Alex has gotten a lot right.

00:21:09.600 And, uh, but he's also, look, he went on Joe Rogan and said fifth dimensional beings

00:21:13.580 and, and things like that.

00:21:15.040 And so I give him credit.

00:21:16.300 You think it's more the sixth dimension?

00:21:18.200 Well, there's, there's clearly more than even six.

00:21:19.960 I mean, so, so if Alex went up to 12 or 13.

00:21:22.260 Then, then it's more likely.

00:21:23.100 Perhaps talk about M theory and things like that.

00:21:24.900 Uh, Luke keeps it a little closer to earth.

00:21:28.400 Yes, that's true.

00:21:29.400 I, I think, and, uh, tends, you know, and, and also Luke does a lot of field reporting.

00:21:34.600 Yeah.

00:21:34.960 So it's, it's, it is a tough one because I don't think either of them are intentionally

00:21:39.020 getting anything wrong.

00:21:40.520 But I think when you add the field reporting and Luke keeping things a little closer to

00:21:45.740 earth, it just gives him more accuracy.

00:21:47.120 Okay.

00:21:47.400 All right.

00:21:47.980 You're sticking with your guy.

00:21:48.900 That's cool.

00:21:49.520 That's cool.

00:21:49.880 Yeah.

00:21:50.080 And, uh, he's going to come on the show and he's going to get mad at me.

00:21:51.920 So I have to say nice things about him.

00:21:53.020 Mm-hmm.

00:21:53.300 Yeah.

00:21:53.580 But Alex could too.

00:21:54.660 I don't know.

00:21:55.740 Put me against, put me against everybody.

00:21:58.040 Despite his poor diet, crippling cigar addiction, addiction, excuse me, and complete lack of muscle

00:22:02.780 tone.

00:22:06.220 Michael Knowles can do a kickflip.

00:22:08.420 What's a kickflip?

00:22:09.860 Uh, give it away.

00:22:13.440 Why are they making this easy for me?

00:22:14.780 Maybe I can't.

00:22:15.620 What is a kickflip?

00:22:16.620 Maybe I can do it.

00:22:17.180 It is one of the, uh, more basic skateboarding tricks where you jump in the air and the board

00:22:22.460 underneath your feet, flips around one time, you catch it and land back on it.

00:22:25.700 How's that basic?

00:22:26.420 That's not basic.

00:22:27.240 Very basic.

00:22:27.800 It's one of the first things that you're going to learn.

00:22:29.460 Yeah.

00:22:29.840 I did a skateboard for about four days when I was 10 or something.

00:22:35.240 And I tried, you know, I didn't have like a good skateboard.

00:22:38.420 I had kind of an El Cheapo.

00:22:39.600 But I was, I was able basically to stand up on it while it was moving sometimes.

00:22:44.920 How, how offensive am I allowed to be on this show?

00:22:46.880 You can be relatively offensive.

00:22:48.020 Relatively offensive.

00:22:48.340 Okay.

00:22:48.620 So, um, let me explain some skateboarding things for you.

00:22:51.200 Yeah.

00:22:51.700 There is a, so the trick we're talking about is called a kickflip.

00:22:54.440 Yeah.

00:22:55.000 You jump off the back of the board.

00:22:57.280 Okay.

00:22:58.500 Uh, you pop it into the air.

00:22:59.980 Okay.

00:23:00.340 Then with your opposing foot, you flick with your toe.

00:23:03.380 Okay.

00:23:03.560 So it flips around.

00:23:04.720 You then catch it and land it.

00:23:05.920 That's called the kickflip. 0.98

00:23:06.760 Yeah.

00:23:07.080 Now, if while you're doing that, your body rotates 100 degrees.

00:23:12.000 Yeah.

00:23:12.220 So you, you land with your body in the, with your, with your opposite foot in the forward

00:23:16.580 direction.

00:23:17.180 Yeah.

00:23:17.700 That's called a sex change. 0.97

00:23:19.220 Okay.

00:23:19.940 Yeah.

00:23:20.240 I'm not kidding.

00:23:21.000 In skateboarding, it's, it's called a sex change. 0.99

00:23:22.660 It is a, it's, it's, it, the, the, the components of the trick are kickflip, body varial.

00:23:26.620 Body varial is when your body spins.

00:23:27.920 Okay.

00:23:28.080 Kickflip, sex change. 1.00

00:23:29.080 Okay.

00:23:29.560 There's another trick in skateboarding called a cancel flip.

00:23:32.380 And I'm, I'm particularly, um, uh, capable of these tricks.

00:23:36.100 I'm very good at them.

00:23:36.740 When you do a kickflip and the board is coming around, but you stop it and push it back the

00:23:42.600 other way and you cancel reversing it.

00:23:44.140 You have canceled the flip.

00:23:45.820 Well, just recently I have invented a new skateboard trick.

00:23:49.360 I did what's called a kickflip sex change cancel.

00:23:53.960 And thus by canceling the flip, I dubbed this trick, the D transition.

00:23:58.680 This is not a joke.

00:24:00.080 It is literally on my Instagram.

00:24:02.460 You pulled it off.

00:24:03.300 You did the trick or you just conceptualize.

00:24:04.960 I literally did it.

00:24:05.640 So, uh, we, we've got some of the, some of the top pro skateboarders, uh, are, you know,

00:24:10.000 they ride for us, they film for us.

00:24:11.760 And I was playing a game of skate, which is much like horse and basketball with one of

00:24:16.100 our team writers.

00:24:17.180 And I said, I got an idea.

00:24:20.020 And within like, I almost landed it immediately first try first time I ever tried it.

00:24:24.880 And so I went to, uh, a couple of the pros that work with us.

00:24:27.660 And I said, Hey, I just came up with this idea for a trick.

00:24:30.300 You want to film this?

00:24:31.600 They filmed me land a couple of them.

00:24:33.420 Yeah.

00:24:33.740 And they all said, we have never seen that trick before.

00:24:36.360 And I said, I'm not sure I've ever seen a sex change cancel flip, but you can't call it

00:24:40.780 that.

00:24:40.940 It's too mouthy.

00:24:41.820 Yeah.

00:24:42.000 Yeah.

00:24:42.120 So I said, what, how can I create a cultural element in the oral tradition of skateboarding

00:24:46.840 that'd be as offensive to the left as possible?

00:24:48.740 Yeah.

00:24:49.540 The D trans flip. 0.99

00:24:50.160 And it's precise.

00:24:51.100 I mean, that sounds precise and accurate.

00:24:52.960 That would be the D.

00:24:53.680 So is it like, is it like in physical science or something where if you discover something,

00:24:59.820 you get to name it?

00:25:00.660 Yep.

00:25:01.480 Wow.

00:25:02.380 Yeah.

00:25:03.080 So skateboarding is largely oral tradition.

00:25:05.200 Yeah.

00:25:05.760 So the original term for kickflip was called magic flip.

00:25:08.980 And that was Rodney Mullen who invented it.

00:25:11.060 But the will of the people speaketh.

00:25:13.340 And they started calling it kickflips.

00:25:14.600 And it doesn't matter what you want to call it.

00:25:15.940 So it may be that many of these woke leftist skateboarders refuse to use that phrase.

00:25:20.360 The D-transition. 0.98

00:25:20.680 And then they start yelling at me and trying to get me banned on Instagram.

00:25:23.260 But I actually thought it wasn't intentionally offensive.

00:25:25.920 I said it's the most accurate way to describe it.

00:25:27.060 What else would you call it?

00:25:28.020 What else would you call it?

00:25:28.560 I have canceled the sex change.

00:25:29.780 Yeah.

00:25:30.060 It's a D-trans, D-transition flip. 0.99

00:25:32.260 That's, that's beautiful.

00:25:34.180 So I would read now, right?

00:25:35.440 I think you read the kickflip one.

00:25:36.640 I like how you know the rules better than I do.

00:25:39.700 I've seen something unexplainable that would be described as aliens, ghosts, or angels.

00:25:46.940 I'm answering for you.

00:25:48.800 Yes.

00:25:49.520 I think.

00:25:50.080 I think.

00:25:50.520 It's my show.

00:25:51.100 I should probably know.

00:25:53.260 You're looking real tight at that card.

00:25:54.920 You don't want me to read your eyes on this.

00:25:56.620 You know.

00:25:57.820 Let me give it.

00:25:58.880 Yes.

00:25:59.420 Indeed.

00:25:59.900 Indeed.

00:26:00.420 You know why I said yes?

00:26:01.640 Not because I've ever heard a specific anecdote from you.

00:26:05.600 The reason I said yes is because I think most everyone has.

00:26:09.860 I agree. 0.94

00:26:11.060 And the only challenge with it, I could be, I could be a d*** and say no. 0.94

00:26:16.040 Because I wouldn't describe them as these things. 0.94

00:26:18.240 But no, no, no.

00:26:19.180 So I've had a few experiences.

00:26:21.160 When I was younger, I woke up in the middle of the night, laying on my bed, and I saw what

00:26:26.600 I would describe as, you ever see the reflection of water on a ceiling when there's light beaming

00:26:30.880 on a pool?

00:26:31.580 Oh, sure, sure.

00:26:32.480 That was on the floor of my bedroom.

00:26:34.380 And I was awake.

00:26:37.140 This was not a dream.

00:26:37.880 I was awake.

00:26:38.440 And I had an instant adrenaline rush and rolled over.

00:26:42.680 And this was probably when I was like 12.

00:26:44.660 And I remember it vividly.

00:26:47.080 I remember exactly what happened because it was terrifying.

00:26:51.420 The unknown, on my floor, what it looked like.

00:26:54.060 And it was very bright.

00:26:55.780 And I have no explanation for it.

00:26:57.720 I don't know.

00:26:58.320 But who knows?

00:26:59.860 It was terrifying.

00:27:00.940 C.S. Lewis says there are three kinds of scary.

00:27:03.620 You know, there's the fear of a tiger in the other room because the tiger could eat you.

00:27:07.160 And then there's the fear of a ghost in the other room, which is uncanny.

00:27:10.760 And you're not afraid that the ghost is going to eat you.

00:27:12.360 You're just afraid that there are ghosts.

00:27:14.740 Well, I'm not just generally afraid.

00:27:17.700 If I saw a ghost walk in this room, I would not be...

00:27:21.540 I wouldn't have the same kind of fear.

00:27:23.260 I think when I was a kid, you're a kid.

00:27:25.620 It's the unknown.

00:27:26.460 It's the unknown.

00:27:26.820 It's the uncanny.

00:27:27.840 Right.

00:27:29.160 You're completely unprepared.

00:27:31.180 I think at this age, if a veiled woman drifted, just phased through the door into this room, 0.62

00:27:38.320 I don't think I'd be scared.

00:27:39.360 I'd grab my phone and I'd start filming.

00:27:41.320 You'd say, Salam alaikum, if you know.

00:27:42.840 That would be a little more opaque.

00:27:44.900 There wouldn't be this transparency.

00:27:46.280 But moving through the walls, I might be like, did you build this studio on a burial ground?

00:27:51.040 Indian burial ground or something?

00:27:52.500 I have a bunch of other stories, too, that are weird.

00:27:57.020 But that's the one that...

00:27:57.920 But you wouldn't...

00:27:58.860 Okay, now I hate to take the point away from myself, but you saw something that was weird and eerie.

00:28:04.580 Yeah.

00:28:04.860 But it didn't have a personality.

00:28:07.560 No, no.

00:28:08.440 So that's why aliens, ghosts, or something, it was an unexplained phenomenon.

00:28:12.900 I think it's fair to say it hits at the heart of the question.

00:28:14.860 Okay, okay.

00:28:15.220 All right, I'll take it.

00:28:16.100 I'll take the point.

00:28:17.060 I will take a drink of this delicious tea.

00:28:18.980 Yeah.

00:28:19.580 See, you get the caffeine.

00:28:20.660 You get the upper.

00:28:21.480 I'm just...

00:28:21.800 This is why I'm going a little slower on my martoonie.

00:28:24.100 I think you should have to chug it.

00:28:24.820 One week.

00:28:25.460 Yeah, if I just slam it right now and finish this show speaking in cursive.

00:28:31.680 Tim Pool claims to be a friend to religion, but clearly engaged in witchcraft by resurrecting...

00:28:37.120 Okay, come on.

00:28:38.080 This is not...

00:28:39.100 Hold on.

00:28:39.980 This is not...

00:28:41.760 I'll read the line, but I...

00:28:43.760 Tim Pool claims to be a friend to religion, but clearly engaged in witchcraft by resurrecting the Victorian-era ghost of Mary Morgan to host one of his shows.

00:28:49.560 Mary Morgan is a very beautiful young woman, and she doesn't strike me as a cult or ghostly.

00:28:55.820 She is maybe a little Victorian, I think, actually.

00:28:58.020 But the chat nickname for his ghost girl.

00:29:03.700 But I...

00:29:04.720 She has lovely, fair skin.

00:29:05.460 They're giving me a freebie.

00:29:06.720 That's a freebie.

00:29:07.500 That's a freebie.

00:29:08.300 Because you can't reasonably say she's actually a Victorian-era ghost who's been in your studio and on your show.

00:29:13.600 Do we mean resurrect...

00:29:15.560 In, like, a metaphorical Jungian kind of sense?

00:29:20.360 Or do we mean...

00:29:22.120 I suppose you can choose.

00:29:23.160 Yeah.

00:29:23.460 No, I'm not going to be...

00:29:25.320 I'm not going to steal...

00:29:26.220 Lawyer that rules lawyer me, huh? 0.80

00:29:27.700 Yeah, that...

00:29:28.600 No, you're right.

00:29:29.840 Mary Morgan, albeit somewhat Victorian and of lovely pallid skin, is not a Victorian-era ghost.

00:29:37.640 Nope, just a Gen Z social commentator, I suppose. 0.98

00:29:41.480 All right, shall I?

00:29:42.640 You're up.

00:29:44.240 What do we have here?

00:29:45.820 I would trust a Haitian migrant with my pet over Seamus Coughlin around my grandmother's silver dining set. 1.00

00:29:54.900 Easy.

00:29:55.580 Easy, right?

00:29:56.440 Okay.

00:29:57.040 You know, I will give it to you.

00:30:01.300 Because...

00:30:01.940 You know what he did.

00:30:02.920 I do know what he did.

00:30:03.660 Yeah.

00:30:03.880 And I will say this.

00:30:05.580 Outside of they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.

00:30:08.000 Yeah.

00:30:08.380 Honestly, if I met a Haitian migrant, I do not... 1.00

00:30:11.000 I have no fear they're actually going to eat my animal.

00:30:12.740 Yeah.

00:30:12.940 They might just do voodoo with it. 0.99

00:30:14.380 But in all seriousness, they wouldn't.

00:30:16.480 Yeah.

00:30:16.660 You know what I mean, right?

00:30:18.320 But here's what I have to say about, you know, old Seamus Coughlin is, I'll tell you this story.

00:30:23.500 Mm-hmm.

00:30:23.800 So he's staying at my place.

00:30:26.580 He's on the show for several months, and we have a fully finished basement.

00:30:31.480 Yeah.

00:30:31.780 And so we're like, you know, come stay with us.

00:30:33.340 Well, one day, you know, I think Allison is making coffee, and there's no spoons.

00:30:37.260 Mm-hmm.

00:30:37.740 And she's like, where are the spoons?

00:30:39.940 And I was like, oh, you know, maybe Seamus made coffee, and he's putting them in the

00:30:43.980 sink downstairs.

00:30:44.800 Yeah.

00:30:45.180 And so then I just very probably like, hey, Seamus, can you bring the silverware up, and

00:30:48.060 we'll do the dishes?

00:30:48.820 And he's like, yeah, you got it, buddy.

00:30:50.420 He walks upstairs with a handful of spoons, and he puts them in the sink, and then he

00:30:55.360 says to me, there's an Irish man who lives under my house, and he's stealing all my spoons. 1.00

00:31:00.220 As just a joke he's making, as he's doing it passively, I bust out laughing.

00:31:03.740 He's very funny.

00:31:04.260 Mm-hmm.

00:31:04.860 And then the joke that he made up is that he stole my spoons.

00:31:09.180 Yeah.

00:31:09.340 When, in fact, I did not accuse him, but now it's a running gag.

00:31:12.180 And?

00:31:13.020 And Allison says she never actually got all the spoons back.

00:31:14.980 Yeah, and that's the thing.

00:31:16.400 It's, you know, maybe in every joke, there's a little hint of truth.

00:31:19.860 Seamus made the joke, but then Allison goes, you know, we didn't get all the spoons back.

00:31:25.560 We don't know.

00:31:25.900 They must still be down there, I guess.

00:31:27.140 Did he make a joke or a confession?

00:31:28.980 That's what I want to know.

00:31:30.000 Yeah, yep.

00:31:30.220 He needed to confess, but he didn't want to do it directly because he wanted plausible

00:31:33.480 to neither.

00:31:34.100 That's right.

00:31:34.680 That's like, I think the Illuminati do stuff like that.

00:31:37.220 So wait, wait, who's, am I supposed to drink, or was that just left there?

00:31:39.700 I think we both get to drink.

00:31:40.860 Okay, I'll just have something.

00:31:41.700 That's what I say.

00:31:42.080 Maybe I kind of want one of these olives.

00:31:43.600 It's almost lunchtime.

00:31:44.940 Yeah, I bought some garlic-stuffed olives.

00:31:46.860 They're the best.

00:31:47.260 You know, they say that if you don't start drinking in the morning, you can't drink all

00:31:51.660 day.

00:31:52.580 Oh, I wouldn't know.

00:31:53.560 Yeah.

00:31:54.280 The average 4B woman oath will last as long as Tim's cancellation of IRL.

00:32:01.440 Wow, that's a tough one, actually.

00:32:07.400 We'll just slide that one over there.

00:32:09.380 No.

00:32:10.280 You say no?

00:32:10.860 Actually, no.

00:32:11.600 So Tim's cancellation of IRL lasted about 14 hours, I believe.

00:32:16.080 To be fair, it was never an actual cancellation.

00:32:18.220 It wasn't a full-on, it was a raising the prospect of canceling.

00:32:22.680 Yeah.

00:32:23.140 Okay.

00:32:23.620 But for the 4B women, I don't think it's going to be a day or two or a week or whatever. 1.00

00:32:27.300 I think for some of these women, I saw one of the 4B videos. 0.99

00:32:30.360 It was very sad.

00:32:31.000 I'm not, I don't need to make fun of this woman.

00:32:32.500 And she goes, she goes, man, I'm going to, today, Trump won.

00:32:36.620 I'm going to, I'm going to smoke cigarettes.

00:32:38.360 I'm going to get a tattoo.

00:32:39.720 I don't, I'm angry.

00:32:41.080 I'm not, I'm doing 4B.

00:32:42.200 I'm going to swear off men.

00:32:43.460 And, and, you know, I'm already, I mean, coincidentally, my boyfriend and I broke up a couple days before the election.

00:32:48.420 But, you know, it's like, these women are just sad and angry about other stuff. 1.00

00:32:52.340 And Trump is the, kind of the target of all that.

00:32:56.460 That's one way to put it.

00:32:57.180 I'd say histrionic.

00:32:59.060 Yeah.

00:33:00.040 To use a popular and traditional word.

00:33:02.400 Yeah.

00:33:02.940 Histrionic.

00:33:03.560 Well, I wonder why they're filming themselves crying.

00:33:07.160 There's one video where there's a mother, she puts her camera phone on a stand in front of her

00:33:10.740 and films herself telling her children that Trump won.

00:33:13.680 And then you hear the kids screaming, crying.

00:33:17.100 And I kind of feel like, that's child abuse.

00:33:20.400 Yeah.

00:33:21.020 But, you know, I don't know.

00:33:22.580 I kind of think that mothers using social media in front of or with children is in itself child abuse.

00:33:31.900 I don't think kids should be on social media.

00:33:33.500 No way.

00:33:34.080 No way.

00:33:34.720 It's crazy.

00:33:35.120 And, you know, I'll squeeze in, well, actually, I'll save this one in case a question comes in.

00:33:40.560 Okay.

00:33:40.880 All right.

00:33:41.460 That's just to put the button on it.

00:33:42.700 I think some of these women, they have deeper problems. 1.00

00:33:45.920 It's good to be chased, but I don't know that that's totally what this is about.

00:33:49.040 So do I drink because I got it wrong?

00:33:50.360 You have to drink and I get to drink.

00:33:52.120 Oh, okay.

00:33:52.660 That's right.

00:33:54.040 It's all about the verb.

00:33:56.540 All right.

00:33:57.060 Now I will read.

00:33:57.920 Yes.

00:33:58.360 Okay.

00:33:59.140 Only a few left.

00:34:00.580 The Ukraine war will end before the war in Gaza.

00:34:04.040 I think they're both going to end before Trump even enters office.

00:34:08.400 And I think you probably think the same thing.

00:34:10.120 The question is, which comes first?

00:34:13.440 It's tough also because the Ukraine war is more complex than this specific war in Gaza.

00:34:20.800 However, the war in Gaza could end immediately.

00:34:23.920 But if Trump told Netanyahu to wrap it up before election day, Netanyahu might go hog on Tehran

00:34:29.440 before, this is a complex statecraft.

00:34:33.260 I'm going to say the war.

00:34:38.560 There's going to be land negotiation.

00:34:40.820 No, the war in Gaza will end before the war in Ukraine.

00:34:43.500 That is the right answer.

00:34:44.720 And the reason is it's already been reported that Hamas has called for the war to end.

00:34:48.640 Yeah, about five minutes after Trump.

00:34:50.720 That's right.

00:34:51.360 And Trump Jr. tweets, my dad's not even in office yet, and they're already begging to

00:34:55.580 end the war.

00:34:56.440 And I think there was a report that the Houthis have put out a statement saying,

00:35:02.260 would you effectively please forgive us?

00:35:04.020 They're terrified of what Donald Trump does once he gets in office.

00:35:09.560 And I love it because hopefully he doesn't have to do anything.

00:35:12.360 Yeah.

00:35:12.680 But I agree.

00:35:14.580 It is much more likely that the war in Israel ends.

00:35:17.480 As you mentioned, Trump says, wrap it up.

00:35:18.980 I don't want this on my plate.

00:35:20.560 Yeah.

00:35:21.220 He did say he'd end Ukraine in 24 hours of getting elected. 0.55

00:35:24.360 As president-elect, he'd get on the phone and say, wrap it up.

00:35:26.900 It hasn't.

00:35:27.680 But I think the current iteration of the Gaza war ends.

00:35:31.540 So I would say.

00:35:32.080 Right, he might have just misspoken over which major global conflict was going to end within

00:35:36.720 24 hours.

00:35:37.500 Yeah.

00:35:37.920 Yeah.

00:35:38.340 Okay.

00:35:39.860 I read.

00:35:41.940 J.D. Vance is more likely to finish this term than Trump is.

00:35:49.380 Because it could go two ways.

00:35:51.540 Yeah, what's tough about that is the term more likely.

00:35:55.100 And what I think versus what I think you would say, obviously, is always the thing.

00:35:58.040 But I think you're a man of good logic and math.

00:36:01.540 So I will do this.

00:36:05.900 Do you say?

00:36:06.680 No, I would say no.

00:36:07.640 Really?

00:36:08.160 Yes.

00:36:08.880 Because, look, I'm not saying Trump is 25 years old.

00:36:11.800 I just think he's got good genes in his family.

00:36:14.320 They live a long time, the Trumps, when they basically take care of themselves.

00:36:18.700 So you're bad at math is what you're saying.

00:36:20.080 I'm bad at math.

00:36:20.400 I thought you were better at math.

00:36:21.280 Well, but there's another way to take the question, which is it could be taken that

00:36:24.720 the libs are going to try to assassinate him again.

00:36:27.360 And so that is a legitimate fear.

00:36:30.200 And that would be a cause of J.D. finishing the term.

00:36:31.880 I just think, man, last second you turn your head 20 degrees, I think Trump's role in this

00:36:42.100 world is not yet finished.

00:36:43.400 But the reason why I said yes is because I think as a fact question, the answer is yes.

00:36:49.280 And that is, if we're-

00:36:51.720 You would say that an average American, if Trump were an average American, it would be

00:36:56.540 likely that he would not finish his term.

00:36:58.100 Well, no, I'm not saying he's not likely to finish it.

00:36:59.480 I'm saying it doesn't matter if it's Trump, it doesn't matter if it's J.D. Vance.

00:37:02.900 If you take, insert a 78-year-old man and insert 40-year-old man, is there a higher probability

00:37:08.680 that the younger man serves for us?

00:37:10.480 It's 100%.

00:37:11.180 Well, it's four years.

00:37:13.520 I shouldn't say 100%.

00:37:14.520 The probability that J.D. Vance finishes his term is higher, regardless of-

00:37:19.040 J.D. Vance finishes his term as VP, or he finishes his term as-

00:37:23.840 Meaning, do you mean it's more likely-

00:37:26.280 This is the problem with how these are worded.

00:37:27.720 Right.

00:37:29.060 Let me see it again.

00:37:29.880 Is it more likely that Trump finishes Trump's term, or that J.D. finishes Trump's term?

00:37:36.060 J.D. Vance is more likely to finish this term than Trump is-

00:37:39.160 This specific term.

00:37:40.320 Is a fact, as a question, as a statement of fact, as a question of fact, is true, regardless

00:37:46.960 of what you think about politics, regardless of assassinations or anything like that, Trump

00:37:51.800 is older than J.D. Vance.

00:37:52.800 But it's only true if, look, what's the American life expectancy is?

00:37:56.520 79.

00:37:57.000 79.

00:37:57.580 So it's true if Trump is the average American, or indicative of the average American.

00:38:00.960 Yes.

00:38:01.600 But I don't think he is.

00:38:02.860 So I accept that your no is of sound logic.

00:38:05.500 Okay, all right.

00:38:06.160 That's good.

00:38:06.940 And then I read this last one.

00:38:08.380 Yes.

00:38:08.720 And then no matter what you put, I'm going to say you're wrong so that I can just get

00:38:11.420 an extra point.

00:38:13.060 We should start a performative holiday on January 6th, a la Guy Fawkes Day, just to remind Congress

00:38:18.340 that they're never more than one mistake away from a good old Capitol storm.

00:38:23.220 That they're never more than one mistake away from amiable Florida men taking selfies in

00:38:30.460 the rotunda.

00:38:31.120 Right.

00:38:31.540 Yeah.

00:38:32.040 Yeah.

00:38:33.020 We need a holiday on January 6th.

00:38:36.140 Yeah, that'd be super funny.

00:38:38.360 So yeah, I think it'd be really funny.

00:38:40.120 It's marginal for me, but I'll say you are correct.

00:38:42.400 Yeah.

00:38:43.040 Yeah.

00:38:43.360 And I'm thinking about, you know, we have Remember, Remember the 5th of November.

00:38:46.140 Yeah.

00:38:46.540 We could do something like Wish, Wish for January the 6th.

00:38:49.180 Wish, Wish for January the 6th.

00:38:51.300 The day when the people arose.

00:38:53.600 Yeah.

00:38:53.800 And we'll come up with a rhyme for it.

00:38:55.640 The, uh.

00:38:58.400 You know what Guy Fawkes was trying to do, right?

00:39:03.760 Are you familiar with that?

00:39:04.440 Trying to restore some sense to the UK government.

00:39:06.960 Is that what you're calling it?

00:39:07.500 Some would say.

00:39:08.320 Some would call it. 0.88

00:39:09.140 We want to blow up Parliament to install a Christian theocracy. 1.00

00:39:12.240 Catholic, yeah. 0.97

00:39:12.920 Catholic, sorry.

00:39:13.440 Catholic.

00:39:13.820 Yeah.

00:39:14.340 But, yes.

00:39:15.500 It would be, that would be by definition a Christian.

00:39:17.620 And it is fascinating to watch these internet leftists don his mask and run around.

00:39:24.300 Yeah.

00:39:25.300 I know.

00:39:26.240 It's amazing that they take the Catholic side over the Anglican establishment side.

00:39:30.040 But, I'm trying to, I'm still working on the rhyme.

00:39:36.120 Buffalo, buffalo skins are hairy on the 6th of January.

00:39:42.560 Is that or?

00:39:44.360 I'm just going through the alphabet.

00:39:49.560 Congressmen are wary on the 6th of January.

00:39:52.320 That's not bad.

00:39:53.360 Congressmen be wary on the 6th of January.

00:39:55.560 Because you might end up in the background of some Florida man's photo holding Nancy Pelosi's lectern.

00:40:01.920 Yeah, you're right.

00:40:02.400 There you go.

00:40:03.020 That's good.

00:40:03.540 Okay.

00:40:04.000 All right.

00:40:04.340 So, who won?

00:40:05.100 I think you won, didn't you?

00:40:06.940 I won by one.

00:40:08.900 When I take it back, he was wrong.

00:40:10.060 Wow.

00:40:10.500 The last one I say, no.

00:40:12.060 Are there takebacks, Mr. Poole?

00:40:14.280 First of all, everyone, obviously.

00:40:16.020 You probably already do watch Timcast IRL, which exists.

00:40:19.360 And also all the other shows.

00:40:22.360 And everything else that Tim is doing.

00:40:24.680 And make sure that you go out there and try to do the D-Trans trick on a skateboard. 0.99

00:40:31.580 Mr. Poole, I'll see you next time.

00:40:33.200 Thank you for having me.

00:40:33.960 Thank you.

00:40:34.120 Thank you.

The Michael Knowles Show - November 16, 2024

Real Answers and Real Drinks： Tim Pool ｜ YES or NO

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