Real Answers and Real Drinks： Tim Pool ｜ YES or NO
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On this week's episode of the Yes or No Game, host Alex Blumberg is joined by his good friend Tim Pool, a skateboarder, a writer, and a man who can conceal his true thoughts and intentions beneath the beanie he wears on his head.
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The average 4B woman oath will last as long as Tim's cancellation of IRL.
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To be fair, it was never an actual cancellation.
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It wasn't a full-on, it was a raising the prospect of canceling.
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But for the 4B women, these women are just sad and angry about other stuff.
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I am joined today for this episode of the Yes or No Game by a friend of mine who has so many advantages.
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This is a man with an immense wealth of pop culture knowledge, of political knowledge, a man of athleticism with his skateboard, a man of artistic expertise, a man who can conceal his true thoughts and intentions beneath that beanie in that mind of his.
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You don't drink, but you have the most expensive, luxurious booze probably anywhere.
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Well, you know, for election night, we got some pappy.
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And I know very little about bourbon, but everyone gets very excited when they see it.
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Because I'm not, you know, it's not like I'm an alcoholic trying to avoid drinking.
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You know, I, however, even for me, I'm not even a huge bourbon guy.
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And when I saw at your place and then also on election night that you had a $2,000 bottle
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of whiskey, I said, well, I got to have, I got to try it.
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I mean, everybody, your security guards were excited.
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They were looking at their like, he's got a bottle of pappy.
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And I'm like, well, apparently it's a big deal, apparently.
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So with all of this immense power and with sobriety at this early hour, you know the
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I say ladies first, but since you're a man, I'm going to begin.
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Shank Uygur would have performed better than Kamala Harris.
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At the presidential election or just, I don't know, it's ambiguous, but probably at the presidential
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Yes, because at least he might've gotten some Muslims in Michigan.
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And it would have been a complete blowout in the Rust Belt.
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But, you know, it's, he also articulates ideas, albeit many of them I believe are often wrong,
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Whereas with her, if she articulates an idea, she will then, out of the other side of her
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Well, I think the challenge for her is that she comes from a middle-class family.
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That's the only thing she can actually say whenever asked a question.
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In order to vote, every citizen should provide a photo ID along with proof they do not eat
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the cheese off of pizza, leaving nothing but a soggy triangle for their employees to eat.
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I eat a lot of pasta and a lot of breads and I don't, you know, I don't, but all that stuff's
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If you're just going to eat the cheese off pizza, more power to you.
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So we'll order pizza and I scrape the cheese and the toppings off.
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And then I leave the delicious bread for those who want to eat the bread.
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So the reason they did this is because we had an employee going and not realize they were
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grabbing just the bread and they picked it up and bit it.
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And absolutely, I will enjoy some delicious iced tea.
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It's not like you've eaten, you've scraped it with your teeth.
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So I have a higher, it's very high fat, very low carb.
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Nobody wants to eat it, but, you know, at least I feel better about myself.
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The Freedom Tunes Dr. Fauci will never reach its full potential until the right voice actor
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Did you mistakenly think I was the voice actor?
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And so you would have to insult me by saying yes.
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Could you, we get, I hate to put you on the spot.
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So I am the voice of Dr. Fauci on Freedom Tunes' cartoon.
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And so, you know, I don't know how it came about.
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Seamus and I are hanging out and then he heard me do an impersonation of Fauci on the
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So whenever I do these impersonations, I try to make them cartoonish versions.
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So my, my Fauci voice actually comes truly from a woman I love very much, old family
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friend, who is, it's a Jewish woman from Queens.
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But has a little bit, you know, because the thing is, the voice, it's not like that voice
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So I took that and I just kind of lowered it a little bit.
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Like normally it'd be a little bit of it, but I'd lowered it a little and that's how
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Is this because you wanted to voice Fauci on Freedom Tunes?
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I never saw a casting notice and I'm dismayed by that.
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It was when he said, you don't have to wear two masks.
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And I think that's when Seamus was like, you should do Fauci on the show.
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And then we had a gag where Seamus asserted that the entirety of Timcast was funded by
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my royalty checks from the voicing I do on Freedom Tunes.
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Due to the ditty files, this time, many celebrity promises to leave the country if Trump is
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You don't think it's just all going to get swept under the rug like it always does?
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So it's implying there is a higher probability this time around.
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I would actually say if we're thinking about celebrities plural, many celebrity promises,
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I would be willing to bet there are a handful because there's a lot of celebrities.
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It's not just with the ditty files, Epstein files.
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I think there's a strong possibility that there's fear.
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Elon Musk said in that interview, when Trump gets elected, the Epstein files are coming out.
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These ditty freak outs or whatever they call them.
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See, I don't even know what they're talking about.
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You see, I feel like this one might be a trick question in a sense because if it said
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But you think there is a greater likelihood that people go into these freak off things
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since the 90s with P. Diddy, diddy, doodog, that is going to impel them to leave.
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So there's a lot of people who said, if Trump wins, I'm leaving the country.
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And I would say right now that the probability that at least some of them do is greater than
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So there's the indication they may, because this diddy stuff is involving children.
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And so, you know, and I also say this, we had that one story, I think it was, was it
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McCabe said, federal agents are thinking of fleeing the country if Trump wins.
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So if we're starting from that low of a threshold that someone who works for the FBI may just
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want to leave because they're scared of Trump in general because of repercussions, the people
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going to these diddy parties have a much greater incentive to do so.
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But it's tough because I could have easily said no, but it said may happen.
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A national abortion ban will happen in our lifetime.
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It's a question of how optimistic do I think you are?
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And do I think you're a cynic or do I think you have hope?
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And whatever I choose will basically be the, a statement.
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There's always the distinction between the conservative optimist and the conservative pessimist.
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Conservative pessimist says things can't get worse.
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Yeah, it's not going to happen in our lifetime.
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And I'm not a staunch conservative pro-life or anything like that, but I absolutely believe it will happen.
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The 14th Amendment states that there's two sections to, I think this is section one.
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But it also says that the rights of persons, not citizens, persons, shall not be infringed without due process.
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The Supreme Court will have to answer that question.
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And this question was asked with, in the Civil War, is how we come to get the 14th Amendment.
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It was basically stating that you can no longer regard black people in this country as not persons.
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I do not see a logical path, especially for the court we currently have, to making the argument that the unborn are not persons.
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You know, during the Dobbs decision, when they were debating whether or not to overrule Roe v. Wade, John Finnis and Robbie George, great legal scholars, made the point that you're making.
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And the court, maybe for prudential reasons, said, look, we're not going there right now.
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I mean, the court expressed clearly they were not.
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Initially, when Roe was overturned, I said, I think it probably makes more sense.
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The states are going to regulate this one as they see fit.
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Within a week or two, I said the Supreme Court has to answer this question.
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It is unconstitutional that one state may determine a person is not and a person is.
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And this was already brought up in the Civil War.
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And the 14th Amendment is a post-Civil War amendment.
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You know, it's actually responding to that same kind of crisis.
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So I still say no in our lifetime, but that would be the way that it would happen.
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I want a couple points, too, just for anyone who's saying, how does Tim think this?
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There is no question that life begins at conception.
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If two identical twin women marry two identical twin males, they conceive at the exact same time,
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and at eight and a half months, they're both in the hospital, but one gives birth and the other doesn't,
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I say, okay, can you terminate the life of the baby that is in the womb of the woman next door?
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And I said, there is no logical distinction between the babies.
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I believe that any logical reading of the law is going to state there has to be adjudication,
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due process rights for the baby before their life can be terminated.
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I mean, there's a possibility, but I'd say it's too politically tumultuous.
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We were talking on your show about how ideas sometimes follow to their logical conclusions.
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And I think you're making a great point here, which is, okay, we have this post-slavery,
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It states clearly that persons have rights and they have a right to due process.
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You want to know something even scarier, or I guess more saddening, is that I thought
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there was a possibility the abortion issue could be our personhood question akin to the
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Civil War, which could result in another Civil War.
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The reason being, you have Oklahoma, which has banned abortion.
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You have Colorado, which has unrestricted it to birth.
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What happens if a woman is six months, seven months pregnant?
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She decides, and maybe there's a little, maybe, you know, the left, I'm going to say
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whatever the reason may be, there's a reason she states in the middle of the night, she
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leaves her husband and flees to Colorado because she knows she can terminate this pregnancy.
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She makes her argument, says, oh, my husband is abusive and I can't have this child.
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The man says, she is, this is conspiracy to terminate the life of my child.
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These states are going to have to make a decision as to whether they allow her to cross
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However, I've changed my mind on this, though, and it's sad because the reality is many slaves
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You don't hear, there's no Frederick Douglass of the unborn.
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And so I don't think that it'll result in a major conflict, but I do believe that you,
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I don't know how you have Oklahoma and Colorado bordering each other with such extreme polarized
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When I was an undergraduate, some of us asked Scalia about his view on marriage.
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And he said, you know, so that means you're married in Massachusetts, but you're not married
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Like, you gotta, I think for certain issues, you need a national definition.
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Joe Biden wanted Kamala to lose and actively torpedoed her campaign.
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I'm not even, I'm not taking more than two seconds on that.
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He was beaming when he announced his, the transfer of power.
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He didn't, he didn't, apparently he was sleeping.
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So the next day, I think this is the great one.
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You betray me and now you reap what you have sown.
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When he was in Pennsylvania campaigning for Harris, he's at the firehouse and he's getting
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into a little jokey back and forth with one of the guys.
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And the guy said, hey, well, Mr. President, will you put on my Trump hat?
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He's playing it off very well because he's a good old politician.
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When he put that Trump hat on and smiled for the cameras, he knew exactly.
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And there was a report from Axios that the Harris campaign was desperately trying to get him
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to stop campaigning for her, was trying very hard to remove her from his administration
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We're going to go campaign for you in Pittsburgh.
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Yeah, he knew what he was doing and they couldn't do anything about it because if they spoke
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Democrats actually did have the missing 10 million ballots ready to go, but accidentally
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mixed them up with the fat stacks of cash they sent to Ukraine.
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I mean, there's an interesting question as to, I think right now she's at like 68.5 or something.
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And so we're looking at around 12 million votes that are gone.
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And, and, you know, so, so Trump is at, I think he's nearing 70, 73-ish.
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So he's going to be down a little bit, but that makes sense because COVID activated a lot
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But there are many people who flipped from 2020 to Trump and we see that swing in the New
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York Times polling data, more people, Trump made massive gains to the high single digits in some
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The question then remains, if we're looking at the raw numbers and Joe Biden got 81 and Kamala's
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currently at 68, but then we factor in that a decent amount of voters switched for Trump.
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We can say that Trump, the amount of people that voted for Trump 2020 and 2024 may actually
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That means Kamala's missing, there's, there's, yeah, I think the number would then be around
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So a lot of people are saying 15 or 20, but I'm like, the voters are there.
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There were some for COVID that were only paying attention because of COVID.
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Some votes are still being counted even, as we're speaking right now.
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And that's when when people said, where are the missing 15 million?
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I said, well, California is only 60% in, another two is going to come in for.
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But 10 million people is a big number to have disappear from your, from your vote count.
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Right now, Gallego has more votes than Harris does in Arizona.
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It could just be that people don't like Trump or Harris and said, I'm not voting, but I'll
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There are people, there's a, there's a good chance that some people split the ballot or
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But I'll tell you, for instance, in Arizona and Nevada, the fact that it's taking a while
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for those other races to be called every day that the count goes on, it just, I think
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it makes everyone a little less confident in the system.
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Alex Jones is more accurate than Luke Rutkowski.
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If you'd said Alex Jones is more accurate than say, uh, Rachel Maddow, I'd say, yeah, sure.
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But then Luke, look, Luke is, he's off on some things.
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You know, uh, Luke, Luke tries to play it a bit more safe.
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But, uh, I'm worried that if this comes out and I've offended Luke, he'll get mad at
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So I'm just going to, I'm going to be my friend.
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Well, you know, just in all seriousness though, Alex has gotten a lot right.
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And, uh, but he's also, look, he went on Joe Rogan and said fifth dimensional beings
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Well, there's, there's clearly more than even six.
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Perhaps talk about M theory and things like that.
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I, I think, and, uh, tends, you know, and, and also Luke does a lot of field reporting.
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So it's, it's, it is a tough one because I don't think either of them are intentionally
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But I think when you add the field reporting and Luke keeping things a little closer to
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And, uh, he's going to come on the show and he's going to get mad at me.
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Despite his poor diet, crippling cigar addiction, addiction, excuse me, and complete lack of muscle
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It is one of the, uh, more basic skateboarding tricks where you jump in the air and the board
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underneath your feet, flips around one time, you catch it and land back on it.
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It's one of the first things that you're going to learn.
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I did a skateboard for about four days when I was 10 or something.
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And I tried, you know, I didn't have like a good skateboard.
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But I was, I was able basically to stand up on it while it was moving sometimes.
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How, how offensive am I allowed to be on this show?
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So, um, let me explain some skateboarding things for you.
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There is a, so the trick we're talking about is called a kickflip.
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Then with your opposing foot, you flick with your toe.
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Now, if while you're doing that, your body rotates 100 degrees.
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So you, you land with your body in the, with your, with your opposite foot in the forward
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In skateboarding, it's, it's called a sex change.
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It is a, it's, it's, it, the, the, the components of the trick are kickflip, body varial.
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There's another trick in skateboarding called a cancel flip.
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And I'm, I'm particularly, um, uh, capable of these tricks.
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When you do a kickflip and the board is coming around, but you stop it and push it back the
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Well, just recently I have invented a new skateboard trick.
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I did what's called a kickflip sex change cancel.
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And thus by canceling the flip, I dubbed this trick, the D transition.
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So, uh, we, we've got some of the, some of the top pro skateboarders, uh, are, you know,
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And I was playing a game of skate, which is much like horse and basketball with one of
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And within like, I almost landed it immediately first try first time I ever tried it.
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And so I went to, uh, a couple of the pros that work with us.
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And I said, Hey, I just came up with this idea for a trick.
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And they all said, we have never seen that trick before.
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And I said, I'm not sure I've ever seen a sex change cancel flip, but you can't call it
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So I said, what, how can I create a cultural element in the oral tradition of skateboarding
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that'd be as offensive to the left as possible?
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So is it like, is it like in physical science or something where if you discover something,
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So the original term for kickflip was called magic flip.
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And it doesn't matter what you want to call it.
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So it may be that many of these woke leftist skateboarders refuse to use that phrase.
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And then they start yelling at me and trying to get me banned on Instagram.
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But I actually thought it wasn't intentionally offensive.
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I said it's the most accurate way to describe it.
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I like how you know the rules better than I do.
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I've seen something unexplainable that would be described as aliens, ghosts, or angels.
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Not because I've ever heard a specific anecdote from you.
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The reason I said yes is because I think most everyone has.
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And the only challenge with it, I could be, I could be a d*** and say no.
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Because I wouldn't describe them as these things.
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When I was younger, I woke up in the middle of the night, laying on my bed, and I saw what
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I would describe as, you ever see the reflection of water on a ceiling when there's light beaming
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And I had an instant adrenaline rush and rolled over.
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I remember exactly what happened because it was terrifying.
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C.S. Lewis says there are three kinds of scary.
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You know, there's the fear of a tiger in the other room because the tiger could eat you.
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And then there's the fear of a ghost in the other room, which is uncanny.
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And you're not afraid that the ghost is going to eat you.
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If I saw a ghost walk in this room, I would not be...
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I think at this age, if a veiled woman drifted, just phased through the door into this room,
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But moving through the walls, I might be like, did you build this studio on a burial ground?
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I have a bunch of other stories, too, that are weird.
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Okay, now I hate to take the point away from myself, but you saw something that was weird and eerie.
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So that's why aliens, ghosts, or something, it was an unexplained phenomenon.
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I think it's fair to say it hits at the heart of the question.
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This is why I'm going a little slower on my martoonie.
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Yeah, if I just slam it right now and finish this show speaking in cursive.
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Tim Pool claims to be a friend to religion, but clearly engaged in witchcraft by resurrecting...
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Tim Pool claims to be a friend to religion, but clearly engaged in witchcraft by resurrecting the Victorian-era ghost of Mary Morgan to host one of his shows.
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Mary Morgan is a very beautiful young woman, and she doesn't strike me as a cult or ghostly.
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She is maybe a little Victorian, I think, actually.
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Because you can't reasonably say she's actually a Victorian-era ghost who's been in your studio and on your show.
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In, like, a metaphorical Jungian kind of sense?
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Mary Morgan, albeit somewhat Victorian and of lovely pallid skin, is not a Victorian-era ghost.
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Nope, just a Gen Z social commentator, I suppose.
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I would trust a Haitian migrant with my pet over Seamus Coughlin around my grandmother's silver dining set.
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Outside of they're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
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Honestly, if I met a Haitian migrant, I do not...
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I have no fear they're actually going to eat my animal.
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But here's what I have to say about, you know, old Seamus Coughlin is, I'll tell you this story.
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He's on the show for several months, and we have a fully finished basement.
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And so we're like, you know, come stay with us.
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Well, one day, you know, I think Allison is making coffee, and there's no spoons.
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And I was like, oh, you know, maybe Seamus made coffee, and he's putting them in the
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And so then I just very probably like, hey, Seamus, can you bring the silverware up, and
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He walks upstairs with a handful of spoons, and he puts them in the sink, and then he
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says to me, there's an Irish man who lives under my house, and he's stealing all my spoons.
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As just a joke he's making, as he's doing it passively, I bust out laughing.
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And then the joke that he made up is that he stole my spoons.
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When, in fact, I did not accuse him, but now it's a running gag.
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And Allison says she never actually got all the spoons back.
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It's, you know, maybe in every joke, there's a little hint of truth.
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Seamus made the joke, but then Allison goes, you know, we didn't get all the spoons back.
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He needed to confess, but he didn't want to do it directly because he wanted plausible
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That's like, I think the Illuminati do stuff like that.
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So wait, wait, who's, am I supposed to drink, or was that just left there?
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You know, they say that if you don't start drinking in the morning, you can't drink all
00:31:54.280
The average 4B woman oath will last as long as Tim's cancellation of IRL.
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So Tim's cancellation of IRL lasted about 14 hours, I believe.
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To be fair, it was never an actual cancellation.
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It wasn't a full-on, it was a raising the prospect of canceling.
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But for the 4B women, I don't think it's going to be a day or two or a week or whatever.
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I think for some of these women, I saw one of the 4B videos.
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I'm not, I don't need to make fun of this woman.
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And she goes, she goes, man, I'm going to, today, Trump won.
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And, and, you know, I'm already, I mean, coincidentally, my boyfriend and I broke up a couple days before the election.
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But, you know, it's like, these women are just sad and angry about other stuff.
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And Trump is the, kind of the target of all that.
00:33:03.560
Well, I wonder why they're filming themselves crying.
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There's one video where there's a mother, she puts her camera phone on a stand in front of her
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and films herself telling her children that Trump won.
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I kind of think that mothers using social media in front of or with children is in itself child abuse.
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And, you know, I'll squeeze in, well, actually, I'll save this one in case a question comes in.
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I think some of these women, they have deeper problems.
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It's good to be chased, but I don't know that that's totally what this is about.
00:34:00.580
The Ukraine war will end before the war in Gaza.
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I think they're both going to end before Trump even enters office.
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It's tough also because the Ukraine war is more complex than this specific war in Gaza.
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However, the war in Gaza could end immediately.
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But if Trump told Netanyahu to wrap it up before election day, Netanyahu might go hog on Tehran
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No, the war in Gaza will end before the war in Ukraine.
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And the reason is it's already been reported that Hamas has called for the war to end.
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And Trump Jr. tweets, my dad's not even in office yet, and they're already begging to
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And I think there was a report that the Houthis have put out a statement saying,
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They're terrified of what Donald Trump does once he gets in office.
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And I love it because hopefully he doesn't have to do anything.
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It is much more likely that the war in Israel ends.
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He did say he'd end Ukraine in 24 hours of getting elected.
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As president-elect, he'd get on the phone and say, wrap it up.
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But I think the current iteration of the Gaza war ends.
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Right, he might have just misspoken over which major global conflict was going to end within
00:35:41.940
J.D. Vance is more likely to finish this term than Trump is.
00:35:51.540
Yeah, what's tough about that is the term more likely.
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And what I think versus what I think you would say, obviously, is always the thing.
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But I think you're a man of good logic and math.
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Because, look, I'm not saying Trump is 25 years old.
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I just think he's got good genes in his family.
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They live a long time, the Trumps, when they basically take care of themselves.
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Well, but there's another way to take the question, which is it could be taken that
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the libs are going to try to assassinate him again.
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And that would be a cause of J.D. finishing the term.
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I just think, man, last second you turn your head 20 degrees, I think Trump's role in this
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But the reason why I said yes is because I think as a fact question, the answer is yes.
00:36:51.720
You would say that an average American, if Trump were an average American, it would be
00:36:58.100
Well, no, I'm not saying he's not likely to finish it.
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I'm saying it doesn't matter if it's Trump, it doesn't matter if it's J.D. Vance.
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If you take, insert a 78-year-old man and insert 40-year-old man, is there a higher probability
00:37:14.520
The probability that J.D. Vance finishes his term is higher, regardless of-
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J.D. Vance finishes his term as VP, or he finishes his term as-
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Is it more likely that Trump finishes Trump's term, or that J.D. finishes Trump's term?
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J.D. Vance is more likely to finish this term than Trump is-
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Is a fact, as a question, as a statement of fact, as a question of fact, is true, regardless
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of what you think about politics, regardless of assassinations or anything like that, Trump
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But it's only true if, look, what's the American life expectancy is?
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So it's true if Trump is the average American, or indicative of the average American.
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And then no matter what you put, I'm going to say you're wrong so that I can just get
00:38:13.060
We should start a performative holiday on January 6th, a la Guy Fawkes Day, just to remind Congress
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that they're never more than one mistake away from a good old Capitol storm.
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That they're never more than one mistake away from amiable Florida men taking selfies in
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It's marginal for me, but I'll say you are correct.
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And I'm thinking about, you know, we have Remember, Remember the 5th of November.
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We could do something like Wish, Wish for January the 6th.
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You know what Guy Fawkes was trying to do, right?
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Trying to restore some sense to the UK government.
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We want to blow up Parliament to install a Christian theocracy.
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It would be, that would be by definition a Christian.
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And it is fascinating to watch these internet leftists don his mask and run around.
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It's amazing that they take the Catholic side over the Anglican establishment side.
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But, I'm trying to, I'm still working on the rhyme.
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Buffalo, buffalo skins are hairy on the 6th of January.
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Because you might end up in the background of some Florida man's photo holding Nancy Pelosi's lectern.
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You probably already do watch Timcast IRL, which exists.
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And make sure that you go out there and try to do the D-Trans trick on a skateboard.