The Michael Knowles Show - December 30, 2022


Spencer Klavan is STUNNED By Michael's Answer | YES or NO


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 10 minutes

Words per Minute

176.47815

Word Count

12,358

Sentence Count

1,286

Misogynist Sentences

16

Hate Speech Sentences

33


Summary

The Yes or No Game is available for pre-order now, and it's a Christmas gift to you, the listener. It's a card game that tests how well you know your friends and family and loved ones. You can play with up to 9 people and discuss all the most important issues of the day, including: Do aliens exist? What are the merits of vegan suffrage? What do you know about God, life, the universe?


Transcript

00:00:00.120 Skipping leg day is a lot like attending a liberal arts college and staying committed to your cheating girlfriend.
00:00:07.740 In both cases, you are throwing your life away while also acting like a butter-soft simp who just hopes things will work themselves out.
00:00:30.000 Like the former president, I have a major announcement.
00:00:36.520 If you go right now to dailywire.com slash shop, you can get your very own copy of the Yes or No game.
00:00:47.080 Look at this. We've got game pieces in here. We've got a scorecard. We've got cards.
00:00:50.640 This is the real deal. We had an initial run of these. I think we had about 1,000 boxes of this game.
00:00:58.040 They sold out instantly.
00:01:00.260 And so, unfortunately, I think we would have sold 10,000 of these things had we had them in time for Christmas.
00:01:05.700 You can't get it as a stocking stuffer, but you can pre-order your copy right now.
00:01:09.460 And you should pre-order because I think these are going to sell out to dailywire.com slash shop.
00:01:12.800 You can play with up to nine people. Test how well you know your friends and family and loved ones.
00:01:19.080 Discuss all the most important issues of the day.
00:01:22.600 Debate. Do aliens exist?
00:01:24.900 Mist? What are the merits of vegan suffrage?
00:01:28.620 What do you know about God, life, the whole universe?
00:01:31.780 Head on over to dailywire.com slash shop.
00:01:35.440 Get your copy of the Yes or No game in the flesh.
00:01:41.000 In the box. I don't know. In the cardboard.
00:01:42.920 We have in the flesh here my very good friend of many, many years.
00:01:46.660 Indeed.
00:01:47.160 Spencer Clavin.
00:01:48.180 Hey. Good to see you.
00:01:49.600 I'm glad you're finally on this show.
00:01:50.860 When you buy the game, does it come with the day drinking?
00:01:53.080 It does. It does. You can. It's not required that you have a couple of Coca-Colas when you
00:01:57.780 play the game, but you can, and I, for one, encourage it.
00:02:01.040 It enhances the experience.
00:02:02.060 It does enhance the experience. We have our drinks. I have a bit of a girly drink.
00:02:06.620 You know, I actually think the martini, it's a manly drink.
00:02:09.140 It's the James Bond drink.
00:02:11.180 It's the James Bond drink.
00:02:12.880 It gets a bad rap because people put berries and things.
00:02:16.120 That, okay, this is very important. Maybe this is, like, you know, a side piece, but
00:02:19.580 that is not a martini.
00:02:21.300 That is not a martini.
00:02:21.840 If you, like, sugar, if you've got, like, sugar around the rim, you're serving something else.
00:02:25.760 Yes, that's not.
00:02:26.540 It's like a sex on the beach.
00:02:27.440 Now, you have a delicious glass of scotch.
00:02:29.940 I do. I saw this troll on Twitter who said, it was like, you know, all these conservatives,
00:02:33.940 they grow these beards to try to look manly.
00:02:37.080 Because this is fake masculinity.
00:02:38.500 And so I thought, I not only have a beard, I have whiskey neat at 2.30 in the afternoon.
00:02:44.260 I am one of those manly conservatives you heard about.
00:02:46.640 That's right.
00:02:47.160 You know, 2.30 is usually when I go to the dentist.
00:02:52.720 Okay, shall we begin?
00:02:53.920 I'm ready. Bring it on.
00:02:57.200 Like porn, violent or graphic video games are bad for society and should be banned.
00:03:05.840 There's a lot.
00:03:07.120 There's a lot there.
00:03:07.860 There's a lot of portions of that question.
00:03:11.360 Violent or graphic video games.
00:03:14.200 So I have to say whether you think that's true or not.
00:03:18.280 I'm going to put you on the yes.
00:03:20.980 I'm not sure.
00:03:21.780 This is like a how-based-is-Knolls question.
00:03:24.400 I know.
00:03:25.720 And you've got me on no.
00:03:27.180 Now what happened?
00:03:27.860 I've got you on no.
00:03:29.000 Okay.
00:03:35.400 Conditionally, yes.
00:03:36.400 You're right.
00:03:36.880 Okay.
00:03:37.280 And my answer.
00:03:38.740 Conditionally.
00:03:39.660 All right.
00:03:40.180 I want to hear about the conditions.
00:03:41.160 But first, you have to drink, right?
00:03:42.680 Or no.
00:03:43.160 Well, did I get you wrong?
00:03:44.480 What's your answer?
00:03:45.060 No, no, no.
00:03:45.360 You got me right.
00:03:45.900 So I guess you get to.
00:03:46.800 Okay.
00:03:47.080 Okay.
00:03:47.360 Very well.
00:03:47.800 So I say conditionally, it's a real margin call.
00:03:50.480 Only because I do think that some video games can warp your mind.
00:03:56.020 Like when I was playing Donkey Kong Country as a kid, man, that stuff had me messed up, okay?
00:04:01.440 You had misapprehensions about monkeys.
00:04:03.260 Yeah, I was walking around throwing barrels at people everywhere I went.
00:04:06.120 Did nobody, yeah.
00:04:07.000 I was, I never played a lot of video games, but I did get a kick out of Grand Theft Auto.
00:04:12.560 Oh, sure.
00:04:12.940 It was so outrageous.
00:04:15.280 Right.
00:04:15.420 It was shocking, but when I was learning to drive, because I had played Grand Theft Auto
00:04:20.340 a lot, where all I would ever do is I'd try to hit the guys on the motorcycle and make
00:04:23.480 them fall off the motorcycle.
00:04:24.380 Yeah.
00:04:24.720 When I was learning to drive, there was a motorcycle coming down the road.
00:04:29.840 Okay.
00:04:30.160 And I, it all turned out okay.
00:04:33.040 I had the impulse to veer in and hit him head on.
00:04:36.700 Oh, interesting.
00:04:37.580 Because I'd played this video game so much.
00:04:39.440 And so I think in extreme cases, there should be some regulatory authority to set standards
00:04:48.340 for video games.
00:04:49.120 Right.
00:04:49.880 But broadly speaking, like I wouldn't ban Call of Duty or something like that.
00:04:54.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:54.960 What's your take?
00:04:55.920 Okay.
00:04:56.200 Well, somebody obviously knows me because they're trying to, they're trying to mess with me with
00:05:00.520 this question.
00:05:01.060 I mean, I am kind of, not famously, but known as some, like a kind of video game optimist.
00:05:08.260 I think they contain some of the great works of art of our generation.
00:05:12.000 I think like as fine art has dithered into abstraction and obscurity, you can actually
00:05:17.160 turn on like Final Fantasy and see panoramas like, you know, unlike anything else that's
00:05:22.220 being made up.
00:05:22.620 So all of that to say like, I'm a total lib about this.
00:05:26.220 And part of this, I think, is probably because my taste in video games is like Crash Bandicoot,
00:05:32.060 like Fuzzy McFuzzerson defeats the evil dragon.
00:05:36.020 And so I'm like, these are great.
00:05:38.760 Like, they're so beautiful.
00:05:39.980 I'm having so much fun.
00:05:41.300 Because in Crash Bandicoot, you don't carjack hookers that shoot them, right?
00:05:45.640 I think you can get an expansion pack.
00:05:47.440 Okay.
00:05:47.760 Because it's like a skin.
00:05:48.480 You can reskin it.
00:05:49.680 Well, no.
00:05:50.060 And then, so then it's, and I do, I mean, I like like God of War was one of my favorite
00:05:53.180 games.
00:05:53.360 And Gears of War.
00:05:54.400 Everything is of war, but the Gears of War game.
00:05:56.200 And those are definitely, I wouldn't give them to a child, you know, like, and I think
00:06:00.960 like, there's a huge domain of parental supervision and engagement.
00:06:05.940 It's one of those problems that goes like way deeper than the thing that is the tip of
00:06:10.460 the iceberg.
00:06:11.340 It's like, well, the breakdown of society, like, you know, the failure of the modern
00:06:15.200 American family, like the corrosion of our values, all of it, like, you know, you'd have
00:06:19.420 to rectify all of that before I would be like, and you also should ban the video.
00:06:23.300 But I, I mean, like, like movies, I definitely don't think, you know, I think there should
00:06:26.860 be some restrictions in place to make sure kids aren't playing like Grand Theft Auto.
00:06:31.040 I don't know.
00:06:31.440 They do melt your brain.
00:06:32.440 So since we both got it right, we just chose to drink anyway.
00:06:36.100 Naturally.
00:06:36.640 Okay.
00:06:36.940 I, I, that's, I, I can't, the, the glass is too appealing.
00:06:40.080 It's too appealing.
00:06:40.760 And it's, the other thing, I've, I've really restricted my drinking on this show in some
00:06:44.320 recent episodes because we shot the thing at like 10 in the morning.
00:06:48.500 And even for me, all right, even I am not that much of a degenerate.
00:06:52.040 Right.
00:06:52.200 All right.
00:06:53.220 You're up.
00:06:53.700 Oh boy.
00:06:54.140 Okay.
00:06:54.500 So I get to pick.
00:06:56.520 Uh, wow.
00:06:59.300 I did not know this.
00:07:00.260 Okay.
00:07:01.240 Uh, Stephen Crowder is right.
00:07:04.580 One of the most overrated writers in history is Shakespeare.
00:07:08.340 I did not know that Stephen Crowder thinks this.
00:07:10.100 I, yes, I had never said that.
00:07:12.140 We pay no attention to facts on this show.
00:07:14.100 No.
00:07:14.200 So that may or may not be true.
00:07:15.300 But I'll take, I'll take them at this point.
00:07:16.580 Just pick somebody.
00:07:17.220 Jeremy Boring thinks that, uh, yeah, right.
00:07:20.200 That Shakespeare is the most overrated writer in history?
00:07:25.160 Yeah.
00:07:25.780 It's a big claim.
00:07:27.640 One.
00:07:28.440 Definitely.
00:07:29.280 This is an easy one for me.
00:07:30.520 It would be a no.
00:07:31.500 It's a big no.
00:07:32.360 Has he ever heard of Toni Morrison?
00:07:35.640 I know Zora Neale Hurston.
00:07:37.480 Like, there's just a huge, like that chick that wrote the, uh, the poem at the inauguration.
00:07:42.460 Oh my goodness.
00:07:43.180 I mean, I saw, I was in a bookshop the other day and I saw two collections of her poetry.
00:07:49.780 What was her name?
00:07:51.200 I can't remember.
00:07:51.700 Amanda Gorman.
00:07:52.480 Amanda Gorman.
00:07:52.900 Wow.
00:07:53.240 I'm shocked at myself.
00:07:54.200 Where'd you pull that from?
00:07:55.120 No idea.
00:07:56.000 Yeah.
00:07:56.760 The things that I don't know because I know that is probably too depressing to think about.
00:08:01.100 Like, there's some line of poetry I've forgotten, but I know Amanda Gorman's.
00:08:03.640 I remember a line of literary criticism where the late, great literary critic Harold Bloom
00:08:08.020 referred to slam poetry as the death of art.
00:08:10.980 Ah.
00:08:12.600 What's with the hate for Shakespeare?
00:08:14.060 Why would anyone hate Shakespeare?
00:08:15.120 So, I'm going to make the strongest possible case for this.
00:08:18.720 I mean, because, for one thing, it's impossible to be more highly rated than Shakespeare.
00:08:23.700 I mean, you know, if you leave aside the woke crazies who, like, is that white man, whatever,
00:08:26.960 you know, he is kind of, his name is, like, synonymous with literary excellence.
00:08:30.460 Yeah.
00:08:30.820 And I at least think that there are some other writers in the English canon, Milton, for
00:08:35.580 instance, even if just, you're just restricting yourself to, like, English language poetry.
00:08:38.540 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:38.840 Right?
00:08:39.020 There's definitely other contenders for the throne of the great poet of English.
00:08:44.420 And the other thing you could kind of adduce, as perhaps Crowder does, who knows,
00:08:49.180 is that, you know, Shakespeare's reputation is kind of invented in the generations after
00:08:55.640 his death by, you know, Johnson and Boswell and, you know, those great, who put him on
00:09:01.020 the stage with, like, Aeschylus and he's our, you know, he's the English languages.
00:09:05.280 But I don't know, man, you know, for God's sake, let us sit upon the ground and tell sad
00:09:10.880 stories of the death of kings, how some have been deposed, some sleeping killed, some poisoned
00:09:17.120 by their wives, all murdered, for within the hollow crown that rounds the mortal temples
00:09:23.800 of a king keeps death his court.
00:09:26.060 And there the antic sits, allowing him a breath, a little space, to monarchize, be feared, and
00:09:35.040 kill with looks, and, humored thus, comes at the last, and with a little pin, bores through
00:09:44.540 his castle wall, and farewell, king.
00:09:48.460 Cover your heads, and mock not flesh and blood with solemn ceremony, for you have but mistook
00:09:55.480 me all this while.
00:09:56.860 I live with bread, like you, taste, want, feel, grief, need, friends, subjected thus, how
00:10:12.660 can you say to me, I am a king?
00:10:17.380 Remember, Jew, though justice be thy plea, consider that no, it's one of the more politically
00:10:21.980 incorrect ones than you are.
00:10:23.460 I was going to say, you're getting us banned even without the bad questions.
00:10:26.860 I was getting us banned by reading Merchant of Venice.
00:10:29.800 Ultimately, when you're faced with a genius of that totality, which really, I mean, the
00:10:35.700 language aside, the completeness of his vision of human life, the capacity of it.
00:10:40.320 I mean, we've been talking a lot about Dante lately, and I think he's maybe the person you
00:10:44.220 could put next to Shakespeare for that just, like, totalizing vision of human life.
00:10:48.860 It's got to come from one mind, and I have no, I've seen no evidence why it shouldn't have
00:10:54.100 been Shakespeare.
00:10:54.500 And if it was some guy named Bob, like, what difference does it make?
00:10:57.660 Bob Shakespeare.
00:10:58.760 Bob, Billy, Olin.
00:10:59.800 I love when they say Shakespeare was actually, he was actually multiple people.
00:11:03.440 And I think, yeah, because you know, you know what produces really great art?
00:11:08.300 Committees.
00:11:08.880 Committees are known for their artistic vision and skill, right?
00:11:11.640 All right, next question.
00:11:14.680 Yes.
00:11:15.380 I am more inclined to believe that the earth is flat than that bodies were recovered from
00:11:24.980 Roswell.
00:11:25.560 Okay, after we answer this, we have to diagram.
00:11:28.640 Yes, basically.
00:11:29.900 Actually, I'm seeing many verbs, and I'd like a lot, yeah, snaking.
00:11:34.820 Okay, so I am trying to decide whether you think it's more likely that the earth is flat
00:11:41.880 than that bodies were recovered from Roswell.
00:11:47.300 Oh, this is actually really hard.
00:11:48.920 I thought it was easy, and then it turned out to be hard.
00:11:50.380 Drink.
00:11:59.300 Hey, boy, oh, boy.
00:12:01.020 Okay, this is good.
00:12:01.780 This is a good one.
00:12:02.720 Once we re-run it, it's a good one.
00:12:03.300 I'll drink, too, just in solidarity.
00:12:06.760 Okay.
00:12:08.120 No, I am much more inclined to believe in the flat earth theory, since the earth actually
00:12:13.380 is flat for all intents and purposes.
00:12:15.040 This is Jonathan Peugeot's big thing, right?
00:12:17.120 This is Owen Barfield's point.
00:12:19.900 Yes.
00:12:20.380 Okay, so that was why I instantly went for, you know, and then I thought, actually, he's
00:12:25.740 probably going to say that Owen Barfield, yes, go on.
00:12:28.360 I also, like, demons exist.
00:12:31.680 Aliens don't exist, but demons exist.
00:12:33.460 Right.
00:12:33.700 But they don't have bodies.
00:12:34.720 The definition of an angel or a demon is that they're pure spirit.
00:12:37.820 Right, right, right.
00:12:38.700 So they didn't, whatever they found at Roswell or whatever, you know, Soviet spy planes, even
00:12:43.720 if they found a demon, they wouldn't be able to grab his body.
00:12:45.700 He doesn't have a body.
00:12:46.380 Right, right.
00:12:47.020 But what about, what about counter-argument?
00:12:49.120 What about what Beatrice says to Dante when he asks her whether the blessed souls really
00:12:56.460 are on Venus or really are?
00:12:59.140 She says, they showed themselves to you here, not because this is their sphere, they all
00:13:02.760 live in the Empyrean, but as a sign for you, since this is suited to your senses.
00:13:06.400 And in this way, the Bible condescends, right, to speak of God as having hands and feet, but
00:13:10.740 meaning something else.
00:13:11.820 Yes.
00:13:12.240 All of this to say, right, like, couldn't, it might be the case that although angels and
00:13:16.460 demons don't have bodies.
00:13:17.540 They could appear to have bodies.
00:13:19.100 Exactly.
00:13:19.400 At Roswell.
00:13:20.160 Yes.
00:13:20.420 I suppose that's true, but I guess the way I picture that, because we entertain angels
00:13:23.840 unawares.
00:13:24.540 Absolutely.
00:13:24.720 And I could give you examples where I'm quite confident this actually happened.
00:13:29.140 Please.
00:13:29.760 But I'll tell you, I didn't reach out and grab them.
00:13:32.320 I kind of wonder if there really were demons or something, you know, at Roswell.
00:13:36.020 The moment that the cops went out there to get him, it'd be like a B ghost movie, where
00:13:41.840 they go grab him and just feel like, you know, they just kind of fall right in.
00:13:44.400 Yeah.
00:13:45.000 Interesting.
00:13:45.680 Now, so, I was correct on the Flat Earth thing?
00:13:49.960 You were right.
00:13:52.480 You're more inclined to believe in the Flat Earth.
00:13:54.080 Well, but only, is that what you said, that I'm more inclined to believe?
00:13:57.580 Right.
00:13:57.880 But only in this Owen Barfield-y way, which we should probably define since people are going
00:14:02.280 to be watching as I'm asking, which is to say that the notion that there is a scientific
00:14:09.940 theory of physical space that doesn't simply correspond to our perceptions, but actually
00:14:18.800 outlines the bedrock of reality, is heretical and a scientific fallacy.
00:14:24.140 Yes.
00:14:24.480 This is why, right, this is the problem with Galileo.
00:14:28.100 It's not that he thinks the Earth revolves around the sun.
00:14:31.700 One, it's that he thinks there is an answer to, does the Earth revolve around the sun
00:14:35.480 or vice versa, which reflects some absolute fundamental truth, which makes a fundamental
00:14:39.320 truth physical rather than spiritual.
00:14:40.880 Yes.
00:14:41.200 Okay.
00:14:41.420 Yes.
00:14:41.700 So we're all in the same.
00:14:42.080 Because that's what they say.
00:14:43.020 Yeah.
00:14:43.560 Sometimes, if people ask the Galileo question, they'll say, does the Earth revolve around the
00:14:48.060 sun?
00:14:48.200 And I'll say, man is the center of the universe.
00:14:49.900 Yeah.
00:14:50.120 They'll say, but, you know, does the Earth revolve?
00:14:51.860 I'll say, the best way I have of describing reality is that man is at the center of the universe.
00:14:58.800 That's right.
00:14:59.260 And they will say, no, no, no.
00:15:00.620 Yeah, I get it.
00:15:01.440 You're using some stupid metaphor talk.
00:15:02.740 But, like, literally, objectively.
00:15:05.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:06.260 Well, literally and you're telling me that the fundament of reality is some stupid rock?
00:15:11.200 I mean, that's not true.
00:15:12.460 Nobody really believes that.
00:15:13.440 Right, right.
00:15:14.040 And, I mean, it is, in fact, true, so far as I understand, that you can describe the
00:15:18.800 universe as, you know, revolving around the Earth.
00:15:22.300 I mean, it's just the equations are a lot more complicated.
00:15:24.240 But the fact that they're more complicated doesn't mean that they don't actually describe,
00:15:29.060 you know, they don't predict the outcomes of our observations.
00:15:32.300 That is all, like, it is a kind of a fiction, a pernicious fiction, that when we write math,
00:15:39.340 which predicts physical outcomes, we are somehow getting something more real than the experience,
00:15:46.120 the quote-unquote subjective, which by which people usually mean arbitrary, right?
00:15:49.620 The experience of the world as it occurs to our senses.
00:15:53.780 Right.
00:15:53.920 This is, like, a real problem.
00:15:55.420 And so the argument that the Earth is flat is not that if you walked far enough, you'd fall off it.
00:16:00.880 But that for your, in your experience of the world, it is flat.
00:16:05.940 You don't have to account for its curvature as you walk.
00:16:08.200 You can see its, you know.
00:16:09.340 So, yeah, I think that's true, although that's not what the conspiracy theory...
00:16:14.000 I guess the conspiracy theory is also scientistic and is also referring to a physical.
00:16:18.660 But, yes, if someone said, Michael...
00:16:22.980 Well, the question that keeps coming up, what is a woman?
00:16:24.800 Right.
00:16:25.300 Is what is a woman?
00:16:26.160 And, unfortunately, the conservative answer keeps being two X chromosomes and a uterus.
00:16:30.900 That's right.
00:16:31.280 Adult human female.
00:16:32.320 Adult human female.
00:16:32.780 Even that's better than two X chromosomes and a uterus.
00:16:35.020 But you know the real answer.
00:16:36.540 Go on.
00:16:37.040 Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
00:16:38.520 That's a much more accurate and descriptive answer.
00:16:41.300 It is.
00:16:41.780 Yes.
00:16:42.560 Yeah, I would say, you know, it's a two-legged rational animal, you know, of the female gender.
00:16:48.080 And, yeah, there is this problem, and this happens a lot, I think.
00:16:54.720 It occurred to me just the other day that there's a certain form of biblical literalism,
00:16:58.780 which is also scientistic.
00:17:01.460 Because you start out with the true statement that everything in the Bible is true.
00:17:05.260 And then you defend that statement by trying to claim that every word of the Bible corresponds to a physical event in space and time.
00:17:15.040 Which, you know, again, if you chase this down, you get, like, in the Psalms, you get the earth revolving around the...
00:17:19.820 Or you get the sun, rather, moving across the sky, revolving around the earth, and so forth.
00:17:23.540 But, and this is a con that the libs pull the traditionalists into, which is they say, like, oh, well, you can't prove, you know, show me on a map.
00:17:32.320 And then our response is, like, yes, I can show you on a map.
00:17:35.000 It's the XX chromosomes.
00:17:36.280 It's the whatever.
00:17:37.500 And, of course, the response should be that's a completely childish and untenable view of the world, even according to science.
00:17:43.740 Like, even once you get down to the quantum level, you realize that perception does have this, like, fundamental role to play.
00:17:49.340 Right, right.
00:17:50.120 Describe a kiss.
00:17:51.260 Exactly.
00:17:51.920 Like, oh, it's when these lips, which are made up of these atoms, kind of do this, like, it's like this thing, and then, like, maybe a little, like, a tongue, if you're French, kind of comes in.
00:18:02.620 Yeah, yeah.
00:18:02.980 And then dopamine.
00:18:04.020 And then the dopamine surges.
00:18:06.400 Right.
00:18:06.560 And then that's what a kiss is, right?
00:18:08.620 Of course.
00:18:09.220 Okay, so it's my turn.
00:18:10.220 Here we go.
00:18:10.660 Okay.
00:18:13.740 Okay, well, this is going to be easy.
00:18:17.440 There's no possible way that a gym selfie could be considered an appropriate thing for a self-respecting man to post on Instagram.
00:18:27.400 Well, you know my answer to this, but I'm not sure I know yours.
00:18:31.120 We're going to spill a little bit of tea here, I think.
00:18:33.820 Are we going to pull out gym selfies?
00:18:35.760 That's right, yeah.
00:18:37.060 They made me take away my phone for this.
00:18:42.360 Oh, okay.
00:18:43.200 No possible way.
00:18:49.500 You're correct.
00:18:50.360 Oh, boy.
00:18:50.980 Okay, I'm going to drink anyway.
00:18:52.180 Yeah, I choose to as well.
00:18:53.720 Okay, you are also correct, of course.
00:18:56.020 And I must have gotten this from you, so I guess it's sort of cheating, but when I think of arete, when I think of real excellence, okay,
00:19:04.520 I think, yes, we can demonstrate our intellectual, yes, oh, and yes, we can demonstrate some virtues through acts of kindness and charity,
00:19:13.220 but also we need to post-physique is what we need to do, because the physical excellence matters, too.
00:19:19.260 Yes.
00:19:19.520 This is in the central, one of the central chapters of my book, which I should probably talk about, because I'm supposed to, like, publish it.
00:19:29.500 I would plug that.
00:19:30.180 You know, I'll plug the book.
00:19:31.180 It's called How to Save the West, and there's a whole section on the body and the relationship between body and soul.
00:19:34.920 And this is, it's a tricky thing, because I accept the premise of the question, which is, if I were to rephrase it, I would say there's no possible way that most gym selfies that get posted are something that a self-respecting man would post on Instagram.
00:19:54.320 On the other hand, we live in a culture where, in order to break down every standard of objective excellence, we are constantly assaulted with ugliness.
00:20:09.860 Yes.
00:20:10.100 That is one of the major kind of means of our, I wouldn't even call it, you know, I mean, leftist is almost too small a term for it.
00:20:19.920 It's like, you know, my friend James Poulos calls it the Borg, right?
00:20:23.100 It's this totalizing, out-of-control kind of sameness.
00:20:27.840 And, you know, in C.S. Lewis's Screwtape Proposes in Toast, he has a perversion of democracy, which is kind of reflected also in, like, de Tocqueville, the total equalizing impulse that I'm as good as you, everything is good as everything else.
00:20:43.280 And, you know, why are we constantly being shown images of obese women in their underwear, right?
00:20:49.540 Like, that didn't used to be the case.
00:20:51.040 I used to.
00:20:51.540 I remember because I was a kid.
00:20:52.620 Uh-huh.
00:20:52.900 And the Victoria's Secret billboards and the catalog, it'd have super hot chicks.
00:20:57.960 And now it doesn't.
00:20:59.520 And the minute you say this, people say, you hate fat people.
00:21:02.440 Yeah.
00:21:03.040 Which is like, eh, no, no, no.
00:21:04.640 I don't hate fat people.
00:21:05.680 You've got Michelle Obama over here.
00:21:06.840 Oh, my gosh.
00:21:07.800 Some of my best friends are fat.
00:21:08.560 Yeah.
00:21:09.860 But the point is not at all what is the range of things it's okay for a person to be.
00:21:17.380 Yeah.
00:21:17.540 The point is, what do we aspire to?
00:21:20.640 Yeah.
00:21:20.740 What are our images of excellence?
00:21:23.000 And to deny that there's such a thing as physical excellence is corrosive and demeaning and belittling to people.
00:21:30.680 And just obviously not true.
00:21:33.100 Right.
00:21:33.220 We all know that it's not.
00:21:34.540 I know, I say this as an international sex symbol.
00:21:37.460 Let's recognize physical beauty and excellence where it is.
00:21:41.160 Exactly.
00:21:41.680 Okay.
00:21:42.380 Did I read that one or you?
00:21:43.880 That was me.
00:21:44.520 That was you.
00:21:44.960 Okay.
00:21:45.080 I read this one.
00:21:46.580 America will not correct course and will cease to exist as we know it before 2050.
00:21:52.100 2050?
00:21:52.960 Yeah.
00:22:04.180 Correct.
00:22:05.280 Drink.
00:22:07.200 Go on.
00:22:09.000 You think I'm a pessimist about this?
00:22:12.040 Yes.
00:22:12.820 You think that I think America is doomed?
00:22:14.940 Yeah.
00:22:15.340 You're an editor at the Claremont Review.
00:22:17.180 Goodness gracious.
00:22:18.380 Well, I know that pessimism is like a favorite pastime of the conservative movement.
00:22:25.500 And I'm only saying no because of the absolutism of the prediction, which I reject out of hand.
00:22:30.520 I think nothing is written in the stars until it happens.
00:22:33.080 I also think, you know, things could go terribly wrong.
00:22:36.120 You can always see how things could go terribly wrong.
00:22:38.020 But there's a ton of, you know, energy and excitement also about recognizing the problem,
00:22:43.200 more than I think has been true in a long time.
00:22:45.700 So, no, I'm not a determinist about anything.
00:22:50.900 I think determinism is unmanly.
00:22:52.600 You know, I was wrong because I underestimated your optimism.
00:22:57.520 You were right because you overestimated my optimism.
00:23:02.720 Interesting.
00:23:02.900 My feeling is that America won't be so fundamentally different in the future from where we are now.
00:23:07.560 It'll just limp on it.
00:23:08.520 It'll just kind of, yeah, we're already on like a kind of a bad path.
00:23:12.360 But maybe we can change it.
00:23:13.300 I agree.
00:23:14.640 Determinism is for wimps.
00:23:15.940 Yeah, yeah.
00:23:16.340 Losers.
00:23:16.800 Right, right.
00:23:17.560 But there's a difference between a conservative optimist and a conservative pessimist.
00:23:21.940 That's okay.
00:23:22.760 A conservative pessimist says things can't get any worse.
00:23:26.420 And a conservative optimist says, oh, yes, they can.
00:23:28.520 Oh, yes, they can.
00:23:29.680 That's great.
00:23:30.400 Yes, I remember that.
00:23:31.520 Yeah, I mean, it's big like, you know, late Western Roman Empire hours.
00:23:35.480 Like 2050 is small.
00:23:37.040 That's nothing compared to the like horse.
00:23:39.220 You know, we could elect a horse as a senator.
00:23:40.840 We could do any sort of thing.
00:23:42.380 We may have.
00:23:42.780 All right, we got to answer some of these questions.
00:23:44.800 Okay.
00:23:45.140 Okay.
00:23:45.800 Ooh, good.
00:23:47.300 Stoicism is compatible with Christianity.
00:24:05.420 Yeah, okay.
00:24:08.420 Go on.
00:24:09.340 I mean.
00:24:10.040 You got me right.
00:24:11.060 It's a hard question.
00:24:11.660 It's another one of these hard questions because Paul reaches for the Stoics almost more than
00:24:17.680 any other.
00:24:18.220 I mean, I don't have like a tally, but I feel like he's more into the Stoics than any other
00:24:22.720 Greek philosopher.
00:24:23.820 And John, the prelude to John's gospel in the beginning was the word is obviously in some
00:24:29.940 deep consonants with Stoic metaphysics.
00:24:32.380 Yep.
00:24:32.460 But Stoicism full stop is incompatible with Christianity, right?
00:24:38.480 It's the cyclical notion of time, this whole thing that like the soul dissolves into atoms
00:24:44.540 like or whatever the soul is made out of, right?
00:24:48.080 That's incompatible.
00:24:49.140 But I think Stoicism is one of the most easily baptizable and most frequently baptized forms.
00:24:54.320 I noticed a lot of kind of tech bros and Silicon Valley types got really into Stoicism in the
00:24:59.580 last 10 years or so.
00:25:00.920 Yeah.
00:25:01.040 And I think that is not contrary to what I see as a Christian revival.
00:25:05.420 I think it's sort of part of the Christian revival.
00:25:08.120 But yes, ultimately, the two are not.
00:25:10.700 This is, I just wrote this whole, we're coming out with this new introduction to the Stoics,
00:25:15.220 gateway to the Stoics.
00:25:16.440 We're just reprinting some old translations, but I wrote a forward to it.
00:25:19.280 So I did a lot of this, like, you know, I went on the Reddit forum for Stoicism, which is huge.
00:25:24.500 I mean, like, who doesn't?
00:25:25.480 Yeah, every night, you know, right before bed, I'm...
00:25:27.880 I know, you think you're joking, but it's like half a million people are on it.
00:25:30.560 Like, these Reddit bros be like, you know, scrolling through Epictetus, you know?
00:25:35.920 And they talk about this stuff.
00:25:37.240 And I did find a lot of this kind of, it's sort of like Christian atheism, you know?
00:25:41.740 It's like, I like the thing that this delivers, but I don't want to like the bullet of metaphysics of it.
00:25:46.700 And so I did find a lot of people being like, well, you can't really talk about gods anymore.
00:25:52.120 But, you know, it's like, well, look, I mean, the things that appeal about Stoicism are all things that, you know,
00:25:57.100 we come to us through Christianity, like all men are brothers, right?
00:26:00.220 It's like, so who's their father, right?
00:26:02.700 All men are brothers.
00:26:03.540 Who's the dad, right?
00:26:04.900 Oh, we're all brothers.
00:26:05.820 Yeah, yeah, exactly.
00:26:06.740 I mean, we're not, it's not literally true.
00:26:08.080 So something must be spiritual about that and it must be real.
00:26:10.420 Yeah.
00:26:10.580 And I do think there's like a temptation among these people to be like, oh, I got Stoicism, now I have a false.
00:26:16.960 Now we're good.
00:26:17.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:18.300 It's like, you think, you think Tidus is epic, you know?
00:26:21.340 Just wait until you discover John.
00:26:23.920 Yeah, let me tell you about a little somebody called John of Patmos.
00:26:27.000 A little something, something.
00:26:29.380 Yeah, exactly.
00:26:30.960 It's okay to be white is a racist statement.
00:26:34.360 Oh.
00:26:35.880 This is too easy.
00:26:36.860 No, I'm joking.
00:26:40.080 I'm joking.
00:26:41.620 All right, you white supremacist.
00:26:42.960 It's not, it's not, that's not racist.
00:26:44.420 We're going to get kicked off of YouTube.
00:26:45.920 We are for this.
00:26:47.000 I know.
00:26:47.680 No, I think not only.
00:26:48.600 It's like I'm sitting across with Kanye here.
00:26:49.740 You said you're a white supremacist, you know?
00:26:51.600 You just called me a Jew.
00:26:53.120 I don't know.
00:26:55.520 I, uh, no.
00:26:56.700 I mean, not only is it okay to be white, not a racist statement,
00:27:01.940 but calling it a racist statement is how you end up with actual white supremacists.
00:27:07.360 Yeah, right.
00:27:08.540 At a certain point, I think, you know, I'm truly as open-minded, sort of.
00:27:15.100 I don't get angry.
00:27:15.680 I'm like the only guy in the conservative movement, probably other than you,
00:27:17.780 who doesn't get angry.
00:27:18.300 We were just talking about this backstage.
00:27:19.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:20.200 And I, and I don't think about race almost ever.
00:27:24.220 Right.
00:27:24.340 But I think, you know, if you're, if you just come up to me and you say like,
00:27:27.200 it's not okay to be white.
00:27:28.540 You know, I think like, well, all right.
00:27:29.620 Yeah, nobody would have ever had to, like, you know, I, it would have never,
00:27:32.500 it would have been completely ungentlemanly.
00:27:34.680 Yeah.
00:27:35.040 Like 20 years ago for me or anybody to be like, go out there and pump my fist
00:27:39.460 and be like, it's okay to be white, right?
00:27:41.160 Like that would just seem uncouth, you know?
00:27:43.460 And so naturally, I think you and I both are fairly affable fellows, you know?
00:27:47.600 We don't want to like go out here carrying signs that say things like, you know,
00:27:51.640 men are men, you know?
00:27:53.260 Nobody wants to be, better things to do with my time and more interesting things to say.
00:27:57.020 But like, but if you're going to call it into question, then yeah.
00:28:01.220 Yes, I got to say it.
00:28:02.240 Right.
00:28:02.560 I know.
00:28:03.260 I know.
00:28:03.640 We should drink to that.
00:28:04.460 We should.
00:28:04.820 Amen.
00:28:05.220 Cheers.
00:28:05.700 All right.
00:28:10.140 My turn, right?
00:28:10.940 Your turn.
00:28:11.440 Okay.
00:28:15.240 These are great.
00:28:16.600 Libertarians.
00:28:17.800 You guys did a great job.
00:28:19.240 Good job.
00:28:19.880 Well done, everybody.
00:28:21.620 We need to talk about grammar, but we'll get to that later.
00:28:23.700 Libertarians are basically communists who either shower or don't live off their parents.
00:28:32.460 That's the whole thing.
00:28:33.900 Well, fair enough.
00:28:35.640 Oh, boy.
00:28:36.780 Yeah.
00:28:39.220 Are you going to make me drink for that or no?
00:28:40.480 We obviously agree.
00:28:41.600 Oh, man.
00:28:42.900 I feel like I have to make you drink just to be like nice.
00:28:45.400 Yeah, we're all friends.
00:28:46.620 Look, some of my best friends are libertarians.
00:28:47.880 Yeah.
00:28:48.080 Truly.
00:28:48.480 I mean, truly.
00:28:48.980 Yeah.
00:28:49.280 That's what I was going to say.
00:28:49.840 Some of my best friends are fat.
00:28:50.740 Some of my best friends are fat libertarians.
00:28:52.180 But the statement is correct.
00:28:56.020 I mean.
00:28:58.260 The statement's correct because the libertarians and the communists, I think, ultimately share
00:29:03.640 the same view of anthropology.
00:29:07.040 Ultimately, they believe that men are fundamentally individuals born primarily in as much as we
00:29:13.680 have a political life with rights and entitlements.
00:29:17.380 And the commies say we're all individuals, and then they bunch us all up together in their
00:29:20.940 sort of hideous collective, and the libertarians just don't get to that next stage.
00:29:25.000 But both of them reject the reality of man as not merely an individual, but as a social
00:29:30.780 being, as a political animal born into a family, in time and space, into a community, into a
00:29:35.880 nation, with, I think, primarily duties and obligations and traditions.
00:29:41.780 And he has rights and things, too.
00:29:44.020 But that's not the primary fact of his political nature.
00:29:47.440 This is a great argument, and it's making me understand, I think, what my answer to this
00:29:52.740 question is.
00:29:56.000 Solzhenitsyn.
00:29:56.840 Sorry.
00:29:57.300 Dostoyevsky.
00:29:58.020 Do I have Jordan Peterson on the show?
00:29:59.220 Yeah, right, exactly.
00:30:02.140 Dostoyevsky, the narrator in Brothers Karamazov, very early on, says, socialism is just the
00:30:10.040 Tower of Babel project.
00:30:12.200 Yeah.
00:30:12.840 Done for real.
00:30:14.060 The effort to bring heaven down to earth.
00:30:15.800 Yeah.
00:30:15.960 And I think this is an extremely apt statement, and you are basically saying libertarians
00:30:22.540 and communists have the same fundamental idea about human personhood, which is that we are
00:30:28.980 interchangeable widgets.
00:30:30.700 And even though libertarians don't chase this to its logical conclusion, that is the Tower
00:30:35.780 of Babel project.
00:30:36.660 Let us all have one language, one place, just the total uniformity follows on from the idea
00:30:44.620 of the individual as seemingly autonomous, but actually just kind of empty, right?
00:30:49.680 Just consumer A, consumer B. And so my answer is actually, I think, going to be the same
00:30:55.960 as my answer about stoicism, which is to say stoicism alone cannot save. Libertarianism alone
00:31:02.400 is, you know, as like a totalizing philosophy of the world, is basically the metaphysics of
00:31:07.220 communism. But I know a lot of people who have libertarian ideas and leanings about how
00:31:11.820 we should operate within a constrained sphere, who are not really, you know, who think that
00:31:17.520 libertarianism is like an operating system that you can run within an already existing
00:31:21.580 computer called America.
00:31:22.940 Yes.
00:31:23.380 And the critique of libertarianism is, well, that computer is like now completely, has
00:31:28.000 gone viral.
00:31:28.720 Yeah, it's totally fried, in part because of like an excess of classical liberalism.
00:31:33.700 So, yeah, I don't think you have to drink, but go on.
00:31:36.300 Yeah, okay, but I'll drink anyway.
00:31:37.080 But right, why not?
00:31:37.720 In fact, your turn.
00:31:39.700 Okay, and by the way, Spencer, I just, I'm going to give you a little show business right
00:31:46.280 now.
00:31:46.560 They're telling me in my ear that they split this question into two cards.
00:31:50.860 I feel like I got the backstage pants.
00:31:53.220 You got it.
00:31:53.800 This is how it really works around you.
00:31:55.580 Are they, as the alien, are they giving you like directives?
00:31:58.120 They are.
00:31:58.580 They always are.
00:31:59.420 They're speaking when I have an earpiece in and when I don't.
00:32:01.720 This is all those, those computer theorists are going to, on Twitter, they're going to.
00:32:04.660 Mm-hmm.
00:32:05.060 Mm-hmm.
00:32:06.300 Conspiracy.
00:32:07.620 Realist.
00:32:07.980 Conspiracy scholars, shall we say.
00:32:12.480 We are being conditioned so that before the 2024 election, there will be a transgender
00:32:16.100 version of George Floyd along with the subsequent protests and social unrest.
00:32:23.920 Knowles, this is a fun game.
00:32:26.240 I like this game.
00:32:27.020 I love this game.
00:32:27.600 Yeah, people should buy this game.
00:32:28.720 It's a great game to get at home, by the way.
00:32:30.500 I don't know how much it costs or when you're going to get it, but it is going to sell out,
00:32:33.720 so you actually should.
00:32:34.340 But I did that, I did that just because you let me plug my book, so.
00:32:38.340 Mm-hmm.
00:32:38.580 Thank you.
00:32:39.020 Thank you very much.
00:32:39.840 They're going to, they're going to call this, they'll call it grift, but really it's just
00:32:42.760 friendship.
00:32:46.680 Whew, boy.
00:32:47.460 Okay, so, um, there will be a transgender version of George Floyd.
00:32:51.660 Yeah.
00:32:51.840 You've already put my drink.
00:32:52.760 I say no.
00:32:53.420 Oh my gosh.
00:32:53.840 Um, I say you say, I don't know what I say.
00:32:57.280 Or you don't know what I say.
00:32:58.120 I don't know what you say.
00:32:58.900 I don't think you know what you say either.
00:33:00.440 For that matter.
00:33:01.000 Half the time.
00:33:01.620 I create your answer by moving your martini.
00:33:04.440 Um, oof.
00:33:11.720 Yeah, no, that's not going to happen.
00:33:13.840 It's, there's like 12 of them, and I know that they're, they're trying to groom the kids
00:33:17.620 now, so it's, like, 20% plus of Gen Z, according to that one random survey.
00:33:22.740 Right, right, right.
00:33:23.460 They're questioning and everything, but, but, uh, no, it doesn't work.
00:33:26.660 There's a lot of kids out there who think they're transgender.
00:33:28.860 Yeah.
00:33:29.060 That's a very different thing.
00:33:30.200 Yeah.
00:33:30.400 From like, yeah.
00:33:31.380 Um.
00:33:32.160 Also, it's just, race is the line in America that actually has been an issue from the earliest
00:33:38.300 days of the country.
00:33:39.400 Right.
00:33:39.840 Whereas, this new gender fad is simply that.
00:33:43.880 There were no transgender plantations.
00:33:46.080 Yes.
00:33:46.380 There was not, like, an actual crime against humanity, like, embedded into our history
00:33:52.180 vis-a-vis transgender people.
00:33:53.760 Yes.
00:33:54.220 Yeah.
00:33:54.480 Um, whereas, you're right, like, the, the whole thing about race in America is that
00:34:00.260 they're actually grabbing onto something truly awful and traumatic in our past.
00:34:04.820 Yeah.
00:34:05.420 Um, and the other aspect of this is it's too specific.
00:34:09.780 It's like, you know, it's, it's a little tinfoil.
00:34:11.580 Um, but, uh, I certainly think if they could, they would.
00:34:16.960 I mean, the, the version of this that's kind of, that is real is, and this, we're going to
00:34:22.540 get banned for, like, five different reasons off of YouTube.
00:34:24.520 This is the end of this show.
00:34:25.940 I hope that's okay.
00:34:26.460 Yeah, that's fine.
00:34:26.820 I had a good run.
00:34:27.280 Yeah, right.
00:34:27.800 Exactly.
00:34:28.260 It sold some, sold some games.
00:34:29.380 Um, no, the, the version of this that is real is the, like, transgender people are being
00:34:36.440 murdered en masse in the streets, right?
00:34:38.800 They kind of have this line that goes on, and that is created to, and also, if you don't
00:34:44.780 pump your kid full of hormones, they'll commit suicide.
00:34:46.680 No, yeah, you've, you've killed your kid.
00:34:48.240 Right.
00:34:48.540 They totally hold you emotional hostage with all of these things, which are, which are
00:34:51.880 lies, right?
00:34:52.340 These are not true things.
00:34:53.940 Um, but no, I don't think they can fabricate out of nothing.
00:34:56.700 I mean, I don't think they fabricated George Floyd out of nothing, you know?
00:34:59.000 So, like, so, so, no.
00:35:00.080 Yeah.
00:35:00.340 Okay.
00:35:00.860 Yeah.
00:35:01.640 I'll drink anyway.
00:35:02.700 Yeah.
00:35:03.020 Why not?
00:35:03.560 Let's be honest.
00:35:04.400 Mm-hmm.
00:35:04.860 Mm.
00:35:05.860 I like where, I like the start.
00:35:07.240 I like where this is going.
00:35:08.440 95% of our political issues in America would be solved if benching 225 pounds was a requirement
00:35:17.360 to vote.
00:35:19.640 Mm.
00:35:20.640 Well.
00:35:23.120 Mm.
00:35:24.400 Mm.
00:35:24.680 Mm.
00:35:29.560 Yeah.
00:35:30.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:30.980 I agree.
00:35:31.220 You know, I, I remember one time, maybe it was Ann Coulter, said we need to repeal the
00:35:36.620 19th Amendment.
00:35:37.460 Mm-hmm.
00:35:38.140 And she's, I'm sure she said it more than one time.
00:35:40.400 Sure.
00:35:40.620 But I was talking to Elisa about this.
00:35:42.500 And Elisa, this was early on in our sweet little Elisa in my dating life.
00:35:47.420 Mm-hmm.
00:35:47.440 And she goes, oh my gosh, that's, that's crazy.
00:35:49.600 You know, come on.
00:35:50.260 And I sort of thought, and I said, well, what's the point of voting?
00:35:55.280 Because what, what you are being asked right now, you sweet little Elisa, would you give
00:35:58.880 up your vote to have a better political outcome?
00:36:02.480 Mm-hmm.
00:36:03.020 So I thought of it and I said, because women vote for Democrats and men vote for Republicans.
00:36:07.360 It's more complicated than that.
00:36:08.900 But basically.
00:36:09.380 But basically that's what it is.
00:36:10.380 Right, right.
00:36:10.840 And I thought, well, young people vote for Democrats.
00:36:15.200 Mm-hmm.
00:36:15.460 And older people vote for Republicans.
00:36:17.080 So if you told me tomorrow, Michael, the only people over 50 get to vote.
00:36:21.940 Right.
00:36:22.180 Would I agree to that?
00:36:23.340 I absolutely would agree to that.
00:36:25.040 I'd lose my vote.
00:36:26.480 Right, right.
00:36:27.940 But I'd have a better political outcome for my community.
00:36:30.860 Now, I'm not saying I can't bench 250 pounds.
00:36:33.140 No.
00:36:33.780 But.
00:36:34.360 Right.
00:36:35.060 If it were a risk that I couldn't.
00:36:37.140 Hypothetically.
00:36:37.620 In the hypothetical universe where you're not putting up three plates for reps.
00:36:40.500 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:40.860 Like a big beefcake that I am.
00:36:41.860 Like a big dude.
00:36:42.720 Yeah, right.
00:36:43.180 Exactly.
00:36:43.820 I would still go for it because it would have a better outcome for my political community.
00:36:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:48.360 This body by lasagna.
00:36:49.400 Well, okay, so I am in favor of voting.
00:36:57.440 I mean, I am not a, like, everybody must vote, you know, like.
00:37:01.140 Lower the age to five.
00:37:02.420 Yeah, exactly.
00:37:05.040 Twice, in fact, if, you know, if possible.
00:37:07.780 So, so I think, you know, I've heard good arguments for, like, you should own land to vote.
00:37:14.640 You know, I, I, I do think the question was, would our political outcomes be improved?
00:37:19.980 Yes.
00:37:20.260 And the answer to that question is certainly yes.
00:37:22.460 Totally.
00:37:23.580 The other question behind it is, should we therefore do it?
00:37:27.360 And I'm, I'm not, I'm enough of a lib to say just because you get better outcomes doesn't mean it's just.
00:37:31.700 Well, and you won't get it.
00:37:32.420 There's no, there is no mechanism within politics to actually do it.
00:37:35.060 But yes, would, if only GigaChads voted.
00:37:38.320 Yeah, yeah.
00:37:38.700 Would we have better political outcomes?
00:37:40.160 Yeah.
00:37:40.400 I just think that's a statistical fact.
00:37:42.000 Even, even lib gym bros are way more reasonable than lib, like, couch potatoes.
00:37:47.420 Totally, totally.
00:37:48.140 Okay.
00:37:48.520 Easy.
00:37:48.900 Okay.
00:37:49.700 I'm up.
00:37:51.060 There is at least a 51% chance JFK was not killed by the communist Lee Harvey Oswald.
00:37:57.280 Hmm.
00:37:57.480 51% chance that he was not killed by Oswald.
00:38:09.920 I think he was killed by hate.
00:38:14.300 There is an epidemic, the real epidemic.
00:38:16.300 The real epidemic.
00:38:17.100 Yeah, exactly.
00:38:17.700 No, no, he was killed by Oswald, I think.
00:38:19.420 Do, do the people who, like, I know there was just this release.
00:38:24.380 Yeah.
00:38:24.540 Where Tucker did a whole segment where he essentially said that the CIA was involved in JFK killing.
00:38:29.480 But, and there are all these files from the CIA and their relationship with Oswald that was sort of, have not come to pass.
00:38:36.140 But even still, does anybody say that Oswald didn't pull the trigger?
00:38:41.700 I am not up on this conspiracy theory.
00:38:43.840 Yeah.
00:38:43.960 This is like, I'm kind of, I like the, I'm into the moon ones, I'm into a, you know, like, I mess around with some of those.
00:38:50.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:50.980 But, like, this is one that kind of bores me because, yeah, I sort of think he did pull the trigger.
00:38:57.120 I, like, so, no, I don't think anybody thinks it was, like, Grover.
00:39:01.860 Like, who, like, a puppet.
00:39:03.600 Yeah, I don't, yeah, it wasn't just LBJ sitting on the knoll.
00:39:07.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:39:07.440 As much as he might have celebrated.
00:39:08.960 He would have been delighted.
00:39:09.820 Right, yeah, yeah.
00:39:10.360 Right.
00:39:10.680 Okay, all right.
00:39:11.260 Okay, that's good.
00:39:11.960 All right.
00:39:12.420 The only conspiracy theory that we have.
00:39:17.300 Ah, this is a good one.
00:39:19.460 The Respect for Marriage Act is neither respectful nor about marriage.
00:39:26.580 Hmm.
00:39:36.600 Respect for Marriage Act is neither respectful nor about marriage.
00:39:41.020 So we're saying, saying yes, it is not respectful or about marriage.
00:39:45.680 That's right.
00:39:46.100 If you agree that it is about neither of those things, you should say yes.
00:39:56.760 Hmm.
00:40:01.120 I was going to say no, and now that you've said that, I think maybe I do think yes.
00:40:06.180 Okay, don't drink and we'll explain the sides of this, I think.
00:40:10.100 Um, because, well, I'm going to drink anyway.
00:40:15.280 Are you, right, right.
00:40:16.060 First of all, did I, did I get it right?
00:40:17.500 Do you think that?
00:40:17.560 No, I would say it is, it is not about respect or marriage.
00:40:21.400 I don't think it's, I don't think it's at all.
00:40:22.260 Oh, so I also have to, I have to.
00:40:23.620 So you have to drink.
00:40:24.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:25.560 So, because I, I was thinking you would say, well, it is about marriage.
00:40:28.920 It's about.
00:40:29.660 It's about destroying marriage.
00:40:30.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:30.900 No, but the people who pushed it, the libs who pushed it, I don't think they give a damn
00:40:36.680 about marriage, and I don't think they want to respect people.
00:40:38.980 I think they want to drive Jack Phillips and Masterpiece Cake Shop out of business.
00:40:42.760 And they tried to do it through the court, and the court wouldn't let them do it.
00:40:45.880 And so now, and it's not, and they take the Obergefell decision, which redefines marriage,
00:40:50.940 and they go further than that.
00:40:52.440 And they say, no, no business, no wedding website maker, no cake shop owner, whatever,
00:40:59.840 is allowed to not participate in a gay marriage.
00:41:04.540 Totally.
00:41:05.240 And I think this is, that interpretation of it's not about marriage is definitely correct.
00:41:10.900 You know, I think it's about, it's nominally, obviously, about marriage.
00:41:14.880 But I agree that, and I've gotten a little red-pilled on this.
00:41:19.680 The moment is when they rejected the Lee Amendment, which basically just said in the, like,
00:41:25.660 kind of gentlest possible terms, perhaps you, you know, perhaps it's unconstitutional to
00:41:31.460 sue, not even an organization, but an individual out of existence because they expressed.
00:41:38.100 And so, yeah, I mean, I think, I agree with you about Obergefell.
00:41:42.060 I mean, we're on the same page, I think, about that.
00:41:44.060 And I think that, you know, when the bill first came up, I thought, well, I truly believe
00:41:50.980 that when it comes to, like, some sort of place in society for freedom-loving gay people,
00:41:58.740 like, we can work this out.
00:42:00.480 Do you know what I mean?
00:42:01.020 Like, we'll call it floof, we'll call it whatever.
00:42:02.860 Like, there's something, there's some arrangement that makes sense that recognizes that a man
00:42:07.040 and a woman producing children is at the center of our civic life, is marriage, but there are
00:42:13.240 these arrangements that kind of still have a place in our society.
00:42:15.900 I think there's, like, I really believe there's room for a good reasonable.
00:42:20.500 Which is the, that is the sort of Jonathan Peugeot, who made this point on another conversation
00:42:24.380 we were having where he said, you know, if you look at medieval manuscripts, there are
00:42:29.040 all these kind of odd and eccentric things all around the corners of the page.
00:42:33.440 The marginalia.
00:42:34.240 The marginalia.
00:42:34.900 But they're not at the, they're not at the center of the universe.
00:42:37.320 No, you wouldn't want the guy who's, like, farting a demon out to be, I'm not making
00:42:42.920 that up.
00:42:45.460 No, but I think this is, this is right.
00:42:47.600 And I think that, you know, anybody sensible of any political persuasion.
00:42:52.740 And so I thought, well, maybe there is some, Obergefell is not that.
00:42:57.180 And that's why I dispute it, not because of its outcome, but because of its logic is not
00:43:02.040 that, it's the logic of the, we talked about this before, the total all is the same, you
00:43:06.240 define your, you define reality, a man and a man in a relationship is the same as a man
00:43:10.480 and a woman in a relationship.
00:43:11.520 I think you can believe a man and a man in a relationship is okay, you can believe it's
00:43:16.340 not okay, but you can't believe it's the same.
00:43:18.980 Nobody seriously believes it.
00:43:20.500 Nobody can believe that.
00:43:21.360 Right.
00:43:21.540 Because that means that men and women are the same.
00:43:23.120 So that's, they're not the same, right?
00:43:24.440 And so when they, when they rejected little, little Mr. Lee, who is like, maybe you might
00:43:31.040 like to not sue people out of, out of business.
00:43:34.320 Then I was like, okay, so you're just totalitarian.
00:43:36.840 And so, yeah, my basic answer is like, yeah.
00:43:38.200 Trying to crush, yeah.
00:43:39.080 I know, I know.
00:43:40.220 I'll tell you one other thing about that, Bill, and then I guess we have to do another
00:43:43.520 question, but.
00:43:44.160 I guess, I don't know.
00:43:45.320 These are too interesting.
00:43:47.360 The other thing about that, Bill, that suddenly occurred to me is that all of these things
00:43:51.340 were going to codify, because we found out that actually you can't just write things
00:43:55.660 in.
00:43:55.840 If you just write things into law via the courts, you can actually unwrite them.
00:44:00.340 And this whole, it was this absurd thing that they did where it was like precedent.
00:44:03.680 You can't overturn precedent.
00:44:05.600 It's like, where does, what?
00:44:06.920 Like, where did you get that?
00:44:07.620 You can't overturn precedent, like Plessy.
00:44:08.900 No, no, Plessy.
00:44:09.980 Plessy, this is settled law.
00:44:11.940 Like, you know, right.
00:44:13.260 You don't want to do that.
00:44:14.200 So they found this out and they were like, well, what we really need, therefore, is a bill
00:44:17.740 to codify.
00:44:18.560 It's like, I have a news for you about Congress, like, every two years, like, we vote in new
00:44:26.340 people.
00:44:27.500 And it's like, if they ever did overturn Obergefell, which I think they should do, and I think we
00:44:32.120 should re-litigate this question, if they ever did that, like, you'd just vote on another
00:44:36.820 bill.
00:44:37.200 So it's like, you can do it.
00:44:38.160 You don't need the permission of the Supreme Court to pass a bill.
00:44:41.040 To pass it.
00:44:41.560 Right.
00:44:42.500 Everybody wants, on all these questions, abortion, on gay marriage, everybody wants some cataclysmic
00:44:47.780 victory that is going to, we're not going to have to think about it because one side
00:44:50.720 won.
00:44:51.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:51.760 That ain't politics in America.
00:44:53.940 Like, we are having this, let us have the damn discussion.
00:44:56.680 Anyway, that's.
00:44:57.360 Right.
00:44:57.860 Okay.
00:44:58.060 Yeah, very good point.
00:44:58.760 I'm glad we both drank on it, even though I don't really.
00:45:00.800 I don't, I can't remember what we said.
00:45:02.220 I can't, I mean, yeah, that's the point of the drinking.
00:45:04.440 Skipping leg day is a lot like attending, it's a lot like attending a liberal arts college
00:45:09.100 and staying committed to your cheating girlfriend.
00:45:11.940 In both cases, you are throwing your life away while also acting like a butter soft simp
00:45:18.640 who just hopes things will work themselves out.
00:45:23.260 Did they make these like more and more extravagant?
00:45:26.820 I don't think it's merely my perception.
00:45:28.460 No, no, it's not the, yeah.
00:45:30.020 Okay.
00:45:31.740 There's so much in that question.
00:45:33.320 I'm not even going to try to parse it.
00:45:34.640 I'm just going to take the spirit of it.
00:45:37.000 Right.
00:45:37.360 Right.
00:45:39.620 Yeah.
00:45:40.880 Which is, I was going to say, this is like pretty self.
00:45:46.380 I call it like I see it.
00:45:47.780 I like to think I'm quite unbiased.
00:45:49.660 Mm-hmm.
00:45:50.240 Yes.
00:45:50.520 Okay, even when my personal interest or ego are challenged by something.
00:45:55.020 Hypothetically, in Minecraft.
00:45:56.580 Hypothetically.
00:45:57.180 Calling balls and strikes.
00:45:58.460 That's what I do.
00:45:59.140 Yeah.
00:45:59.680 You're big into neutrality.
00:46:00.700 I'm a big neutrality guy.
00:46:02.120 You're a big neutrality guy.
00:46:04.500 Michael Knowles, famous neutrality enjoyer.
00:46:07.640 Average neutrality enjoyer.
00:46:09.780 Oh boy.
00:46:11.500 Generally speaking, if Protestants were to accept a tenet of Catholicism, either the Immaculate
00:46:17.940 Conception or Purgatory, it's more likely it would be Purgatory.
00:46:22.380 There are a lot of Protestants in the world.
00:46:29.800 There are a lot of Protestants.
00:46:30.960 That's a difficult question.
00:46:31.620 Yes, yes.
00:46:32.600 Many shades.
00:46:33.460 Yes.
00:46:33.760 Some say 30,000.
00:46:34.880 Some might say that's a strike against Protestantism in the great schismatic debates, but that's
00:46:41.480 a separate question.
00:46:46.900 Yeah.
00:46:47.560 Yes.
00:46:48.040 Okay.
00:46:48.420 Right.
00:46:48.560 Yeah, for sure.
00:46:49.200 Yeah.
00:46:49.560 It's very hard.
00:46:50.400 It's very hard for many Catholics to accept the Marian dogmas, to even accept that Mary
00:46:55.720 has a really important place in the faith.
00:46:57.560 For me, I was an atheist for 10 years.
00:46:59.200 I came back into the faith, in many ways through Protestants, some of whom now are Catholic,
00:47:04.520 actually, interestingly, or reverted to Catholicism.
00:47:07.120 But even for me, even well into it, the Marian stuff was tough for me.
00:47:13.420 Yeah.
00:47:13.700 And now, I find it so enriching and edifying and sanctifying and, like, really central.
00:47:23.660 Yeah.
00:47:24.240 If not perfectly central, like, quite close to it.
00:47:27.780 That's right.
00:47:28.420 My, this Protestant would accept, would take Mary before Purgatory, although I'm open to
00:47:34.940 both, I'm kind of like both of them, you know.
00:47:36.680 Yeah.
00:47:37.120 Um, I, I am your, I am an average Mary enjoyer, and I think, like, but, but the reason that
00:47:44.360 the correct answer to this is yes, is that people are ready, they'd be out there ready
00:47:48.500 to restart the 30 years war over this question.
00:47:51.340 I mean, if you talk to people, they will be like, they're Catholics, they are the idolaters
00:47:54.340 because they have another god, and she's a woman, and whatever.
00:47:56.740 They worship Mary.
00:47:57.480 They worship Mary, right.
00:47:58.720 No, you need, I mean, there is, um, C.S. Lewis says that what is beyond time and space
00:48:04.740 is so male that in relationship to it, we are all female.
00:48:08.680 This is true, this is beautiful, and it is right and just that the representative of humanity
00:48:13.720 and man's relationship to God should be a mother and a woman.
00:48:15.800 That's, that's, that to me, that's the beauty of the doctrine.
00:48:18.540 I disagree about the perpetual virginity.
00:48:20.360 There's also, but yes, that, I would, I would go with that first, but I think most people
00:48:23.100 would take it.
00:48:23.600 That's great.
00:48:23.980 But on the next game, we'll, we'll, we'll talk about marriage and virginity.
00:48:27.480 But it is, I, I do remember, I remember when you got Mary-pilled and, and, or as you became
00:48:33.260 increasingly Mary-pilled, and it is, it is harder.
00:48:35.380 It's, purgatory, some of my Protestant, you know, they don't like it, but they can kind
00:48:40.240 of see more, see more of it, but, yeah, we'll have to do a whole yes or no game on Mary.
00:48:46.300 On Mary, yeah, I think the doctrinal questions.
00:48:48.960 Uh, you, yeah.
00:48:50.660 That's me, okay.
00:48:51.460 Mm-hmm.
00:48:51.660 Sisyphus is rolling a boulder toward the Grand Hilbert Hotel.
00:48:57.240 The hotel has an infinite number of rooms, but they are full, so they may not be able
00:49:01.700 to accommodate him or his boulder.
00:49:03.620 If he chooses to divert his boulder, it will instead destroy the ship of Theseus.
00:49:08.780 But the ship has had all of its constituent parts replaced, so it may not actually be the
00:49:15.340 same ship.
00:49:16.840 Is Sisyphus happy?
00:49:18.580 I think, I know, did people send these questions in, or did the producers just write them?
00:49:24.840 I think the producers just write them.
00:49:26.340 Wow.
00:49:27.340 I feel like I know exactly who asked this question, but I can't, I must be wrong.
00:49:31.600 Uh, it's too late in the game to answer this question in a serious way.
00:49:38.240 Uh, also no.
00:49:39.740 He's pushing a boulder up.
00:49:40.900 He's pushing a boulder.
00:49:41.420 You know, that's not, you can't be happy.
00:49:42.540 This is not happy.
00:49:43.620 Right.
00:49:43.880 It's not all.
00:49:44.620 This is not happy.
00:49:45.700 There will be no existentialism sympathy on this here podcast.
00:49:50.600 We will not accept even I.
00:49:52.540 Not your folks.
00:49:53.520 No.
00:49:54.120 Stoicism, libertarianism, fat people.
00:49:56.840 We can entertain all of these possibilities, but existentialism is a bridge too far.
00:50:02.240 You get your dirty camu out of here.
00:50:03.820 I can't believe you brought up the C word on this here.
00:50:08.440 It's a good name for a band, Dirty Camu.
00:50:10.840 Uh, if I had to pick between pre-, mid- and post-tribulation, oh, I hate this whole thing.
00:50:16.020 This is bad.
00:50:16.960 I'm like the least Protestant Protestant.
00:50:18.180 Pre-, mid- and post-tribulation?
00:50:19.560 Am I going to have to explain what this is?
00:50:20.180 You're speaking Greek?
00:50:20.820 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:50:21.420 Yeah, exactly.
00:50:22.020 Uh, I tend to side with the left-behind movie take and think rapture would be pre-tribulation.
00:50:29.560 That sounds to me much more complicated than the Sisyphus question.
00:50:32.580 It's vastly more complicated, and this is a series of questions.
00:50:37.580 Whatever.
00:50:38.180 But do your answer, and then I will go on my way.
00:50:39.540 Sure.
00:50:39.560 Well, I've got to move yours.
00:50:40.120 That's the wrong one.
00:50:40.820 I'm sorry.
00:50:40.940 So.
00:50:43.780 Uh.
00:50:44.660 I don't even know what the question was.
00:50:46.540 Uh, I'm going to say no because, no.
00:50:48.820 Yeah.
00:50:49.240 Yeah.
00:50:49.540 Whatever.
00:50:50.000 I mean, sure.
00:50:50.620 Why not?
00:50:52.800 Okay.
00:50:53.620 I'm being the worst Protestant here because this is like, especially for evangelical Protestants,
00:50:59.060 this is a matter of utmost concern.
00:51:01.260 I've had so many people ask me about this.
00:51:03.280 This is about the end times?
00:51:05.020 It's about the end times.
00:51:06.400 It's about whether the thousand-year reign is going to be, I'm going to get this so,
00:51:10.240 so bungled, but it's about whether, like, the lake of fire and the thousand-year reign,
00:51:14.480 like, when is Christ coming in between?
00:51:16.480 Like, when does Christ actually come back?
00:51:18.800 Yeah, yeah.
00:51:19.180 And then what happens after that?
00:51:21.060 What happens before it?
00:51:22.780 To me, this is a question on which we are expressly told we have no idea.
00:51:30.360 No one knows the day or the hour.
00:51:31.780 No one, not even the sun, but only the Father in heaven.
00:51:35.000 And so I find all of this to be vastly above my pay grade.
00:51:38.740 I think the book of Revelation is a profound mystic vision, which, if read carefully, it's
00:51:44.580 like people always say, is the tribulation, is the revelation, whatever, is it about the
00:51:49.580 sacking of the temple in, you know, by the Romans after Christ's death, or is it about
00:51:54.200 some cosmic thing?
00:51:55.560 And it's like, yes.
00:51:56.660 Yeah.
00:51:56.980 The answer is yes.
00:51:57.640 Yes.
00:51:57.780 Like, you know, there are real historical events that this refers to, and those historical
00:52:01.200 events—
00:52:01.580 Is the book of Revelation a mystical description of the Holy Mass?
00:52:05.840 Yes.
00:52:06.280 Yes?
00:52:06.480 Yes, it is.
00:52:07.280 Right.
00:52:08.700 And so all of this simply to say, like, stop worrying about it.
00:52:13.960 Yes.
00:52:14.360 Yeah.
00:52:14.880 I agree.
00:52:16.100 Let's drink to that.
00:52:16.900 Let's drink to that.
00:52:17.620 Yeah, yeah.
00:52:20.920 You read the tribulation.
00:52:22.280 Yeah, yeah.
00:52:23.060 Science is fake and gay.
00:52:31.880 Obviously.
00:52:32.340 I mean, right?
00:52:33.000 Didn't you just give a little speech about this?
00:52:34.380 I remember saying that.
00:52:35.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:36.120 I mean, I've recently been a little bit, like, libed on this in that what I really think
00:52:40.700 is fake and gay is scientism.
00:52:43.980 Mm-hmm.
00:52:44.220 And I think that natural philosophy is a venerable thing to do.
00:52:47.960 Yes.
00:52:48.180 And I think that people who—
00:52:49.780 But—
00:52:50.100 I didn't say—or, well, I didn't say any of these.
00:52:52.220 Natural philosophy.
00:52:53.120 I would never say natural philosophy is fake and gay.
00:52:56.020 I think most of the time what people mean when they say science is a thing that is fake
00:53:01.160 and gay.
00:53:01.580 Yes.
00:53:01.860 And that is scientism.
00:53:04.880 Easy.
00:53:05.500 Easy.
00:53:05.960 Yeah, yeah.
00:53:06.360 The referent of the word science.
00:53:08.980 The understood referent.
00:53:11.040 Oof.
00:53:11.420 It is okay to wear sweatpants in public.
00:53:15.860 Hmm.
00:53:16.180 It's very hard when one does not go to the gym to understand the thinking of one who
00:53:29.600 does go to the gym.
00:53:30.800 What are you saying?
00:53:31.320 Are you saying you don't—
00:53:32.440 Are you saying—
00:53:32.700 No, no, no.
00:53:33.040 No, right, no, no.
00:53:33.680 Hypothetically.
00:53:34.080 Yeah, yeah.
00:53:36.620 I'm sitting here in my t-shirt with a man in a suit.
00:53:39.020 No, I think—
00:53:40.100 But you're not wearing sweatpants.
00:53:42.820 That's right.
00:53:44.300 I'm not wearing sweatpants.
00:53:46.120 The question hinges on the meaning of the word in public.
00:53:48.680 So I think I'm going to make you drink because I will sweatpants to the gym.
00:53:52.260 You were correct on my end.
00:53:53.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:55.020 Would you wear—if, hypothetically, you were to go to the gym, would you wear sweatpants
00:53:58.540 to—
00:53:58.700 Spencer, I would not wear sweatpants in private.
00:54:00.140 No, you would wear a bow tie to the gym.
00:54:02.600 I would.
00:54:03.560 Yes.
00:54:04.200 I can't—I did—no, I wouldn't count the gym as in public.
00:54:09.080 I mean, I'm saying, you know, the one walking down the street, I would not.
00:54:12.000 But there was a period where The Daily Wire was going to make a movie, and I was told to
00:54:18.200 beef up for this movie.
00:54:19.240 Oh, I remember.
00:54:20.340 When I said body by lasagna, I wasn't counting.
00:54:22.140 No, this is true.
00:54:22.820 I remember you eating all that.
00:54:23.140 I was shoveling in pasta, pizza, meat, all this stuff.
00:54:27.300 And I really did gain—I gained 20 pounds, and I cut my body fat in half.
00:54:30.500 So it was actually muscle.
00:54:31.560 I never cut—I never actually cut after, but I—
00:54:35.440 No, you did it, bro.
00:54:36.400 You totally—I remember.
00:54:37.920 First time of my life.
00:54:38.760 Only time of my life.
00:54:39.780 And I did purchase a pair of sweatpants for the occasion, and a pair of sneakers also to
00:54:44.820 wear.
00:54:44.920 Yeah, yeah.
00:54:45.180 And they have not had much use since then.
00:54:48.180 Did you—when you put them on, did you scream, Adrian?
00:54:51.380 Adrian!
00:54:53.020 I tried to break my nose a few times so that it would look convincing.
00:54:58.160 Okay.
00:54:58.360 Most likely, the elites at the top, such as Bill Gates, George Soros, and Klaus Schwab,
00:55:05.020 are all just possessed by demons and or directly worship the devil in an attempt to transcend
00:55:10.560 the human race and merge with their existence in a higher plane.
00:55:14.960 Due to YouTube rules, make your guess, but do not verbally confirm if the other person
00:55:22.040 guessed correctly.
00:55:23.040 Give only an ambiguous, nonverbal confirmation.
00:55:30.500 Gates, Soros, and Schwab all worship demons or are possessed by demons.
00:55:34.800 I feel afraid to speak.
00:55:36.920 I think I've just signed some sort of—
00:55:38.700 Don't speak.
00:55:39.100 —terms of service.
00:55:39.820 All right.
00:55:40.080 I won't speak.
00:55:44.340 Can we talk about it?
00:55:52.560 Do we just have to—
00:55:53.240 You can talk about things.
00:55:55.880 You can talk in the abstract.
00:55:57.280 In the abstract, in Minecraft, let me tell a little story.
00:56:04.040 Mm-hmm.
00:56:04.320 When Dobbs came down as an actual decision, and when Roe v. Wade was overturned, I saw on
00:56:15.780 Reddit in a Satanist forum, somebody struggling with whether or not to convert to Satanism.
00:56:25.600 And one poster said, Satanism isn't really about worshiping Satan.
00:56:34.700 It's just about bodily autonomy and privacy.
00:56:39.980 It's really enlightenment virtues.
00:56:43.520 And I thought, boy, do I have news for you.
00:56:49.180 And that's my only answer to that question.
00:56:52.860 It's my very good answer.
00:56:54.040 All right.
00:56:54.300 Very good answer.
00:56:54.720 The war in Ukraine is roughly 5% crazy Russians and 95% money laundering for the new world
00:57:05.420 order.
00:57:12.440 I have to think what you say.
00:57:14.120 You are right.
00:57:20.460 Yeah, you have to drink.
00:57:21.760 Oh, good.
00:57:22.740 Okay.
00:57:23.080 All right.
00:57:23.660 I don't think it's money laundering for the new world order.
00:57:26.760 I think it's an imperial war between the Western Empire and the Eastern Empire of Russia.
00:57:30.900 And I think that any—the West is dishonest when they say it's about national independence
00:57:37.320 for Ukraine.
00:57:37.940 That's obviously absurd.
00:57:38.960 It's about getting Ukraine to join NATO and the broader Western alliance.
00:57:45.620 And that's why when there was a pro-Russian leader of Ukraine before 2014, we wielded our
00:57:51.580 political power, as great powers do, to influence the politics in that country and housed the
00:57:58.880 pro-Russian guy and put in a more favorable pro-Western guy.
00:58:02.320 And then Russia responded to that by increasing its influence operations, including military
00:58:09.080 operations in Ukraine.
00:58:10.720 And then Obama, because he was weak, wasn't able to stop that.
00:58:14.440 And Trump was able to stop these things.
00:58:15.920 He was able to at least put a pause on them.
00:58:17.540 And then Biden essentially invited Russia—I mean, actually invited Russia to invade when
00:58:22.680 he said if it's only a minor incursion in the East, then we won't really do anything
00:58:25.500 about it.
00:58:26.340 And so Russia did that.
00:58:27.420 And Russia said it's unacceptable for Ukraine to join NATO.
00:58:30.520 And Ukraine is a buffer state, and buffer states often do better when they play great
00:58:36.040 powers off of one another than when they declare an allegiance to one or the other.
00:58:39.660 That's often the proximate cause of war.
00:58:41.620 And I think that's what happened in Ukraine.
00:58:43.980 All those beautiful towers.
00:58:49.500 Yeah.
00:58:51.680 No, that's very eloquently said.
00:58:55.460 I think people misunderstand—the transgender question is like this, too.
00:58:59.500 I think people misunderstand how the new world order works.
00:59:03.340 And I think you see this with COVID as well.
00:59:07.060 Yeah.
00:59:07.600 That, oh, it's the pandemic, or they engineered this in a lab.
00:59:11.500 No, no.
00:59:12.140 They don't have—they're nowhere near competent enough to orchestrate these massive global
00:59:16.600 events.
00:59:17.740 What's true is that they have a totalizing philosophy about how the world works, which
00:59:24.860 is anti-human, which is, you know, post-human in some ways, which is evil and wrong, and which
00:59:35.340 inclines them to respond—the only thing restraining that philosophy is circumstances.
00:59:43.160 The fact that we live in a country which is still nominally a constitutional republic,
00:59:47.420 to which politicians must still pay some form of lip service in order to succeed and so forth,
00:59:52.140 that held them back for however many years from saying what they already believed long ago about
00:59:58.700 public health.
00:59:59.540 It's not like COVID brought into being some new attitude about public health, right?
01:00:06.120 And in fact—
01:00:06.800 It barely brought into being a new virus.
01:00:08.820 Exactly.
01:00:09.100 It's just a variation on an old virus.
01:00:10.460 Exactly.
01:00:11.120 And so, similarly, I don't think that any—I don't think that, like, money—nobody orchestrated
01:00:16.640 the war in Ukraine to launder money.
01:00:18.900 Right.
01:00:19.620 The war in Ukraine happened for a number of reasons, among them those that you just laid
01:00:24.120 out.
01:00:25.400 And it is the case that our leadership class is feckless, incompetent, and foundationally,
01:00:32.980 philosophically wrong about metaphysics, which makes you evil.
01:00:36.660 Being wrong about metaphysics makes you evil, even if you don't sit there with your hand—rubbing
01:00:40.820 your hands together.
01:00:41.800 Right.
01:00:42.240 Right.
01:00:42.500 Good point.
01:00:43.040 Am I up?
01:00:43.780 Oh, sorry.
01:00:44.300 It's you.
01:00:44.460 I'm up.
01:00:44.740 It's you.
01:00:45.140 Okay.
01:00:46.620 They are pervasive and key pillars of some of the most influential and wealthy brands
01:00:52.400 in America.
01:00:53.720 They strike at the very heart of American civilization and must be eradicated from society if the West
01:00:59.660 is to have a fighting chance at survival.
01:01:01.020 But to mention them is to be looked down upon with derision and contempt.
01:01:06.920 By they and them, I mean seed oils.
01:01:16.240 Wow.
01:01:17.360 I was a little nervous, fellas.
01:01:19.020 Yeah.
01:01:19.800 A little nervous.
01:01:22.940 Woo.
01:01:27.580 Duh.
01:01:28.400 Oh, yeah.
01:01:28.940 Duh.
01:01:29.260 Come on.
01:01:30.120 At this point—
01:01:30.980 Does this need defending?
01:01:31.900 Yeah.
01:01:32.420 At this point, I believe that one's view of seed oils is far more indicative of one's
01:01:41.260 entire political outlook and whether or not I agree with a person than their view on immigration
01:01:47.820 or whatever.
01:01:48.840 Right?
01:01:49.060 It is one of the most defining political issues, even though it seems somewhat out of left field.
01:01:55.040 Yeah.
01:01:55.220 These are way deeper signifiers.
01:01:57.000 And this is, like, a generational thing that you have a hard time explaining to older people
01:02:00.700 because it's—
01:02:01.040 It is definitely more of a millennial—
01:02:03.160 Yeah, yeah.
01:02:03.540 This is why you get—it's not because boomers are, like, stupid or wrong.
01:02:06.460 Yeah.
01:02:06.600 It's like, you know, they say things like, you don't believe in, like, unfettered free
01:02:09.980 markets.
01:02:10.460 Like, you must be—because, like, that was once—that was once seed oils.
01:02:13.480 Like, that was once the, like, signifying issue.
01:02:16.800 But the seed oil thing.
01:02:17.840 I'm totally—
01:02:18.840 Totally.
01:02:19.380 And I get more pushback on this than anywhere.
01:02:22.360 But also more engagement.
01:02:23.820 Like, people are—
01:02:24.660 Do you know how crazy Elisa's gotten with this, sweet little Elisa?
01:02:27.380 She says to me—I mean, she's gone down the rabbit hole.
01:02:30.120 No plastics in the house and—
01:02:32.340 Well, I mean, there's plastics.
01:02:33.280 Right.
01:02:33.380 But not with our cooking that we heat up.
01:02:35.380 And no seed oils.
01:02:36.560 It's all butter or avocado or olive oil, which I think are much tastier anyway.
01:02:41.380 But then she goes to me.
01:02:42.320 She says,
01:02:42.700 Mac!
01:02:44.020 What?
01:02:45.220 You gotta get rid of your right guard deodorant.
01:02:48.400 And because I have, I'm like an old—I'm an old man, so I use the spray aerosol deodorant.
01:02:52.360 Sure.
01:02:52.680 She goes, Mac!
01:02:53.200 You gotta get rid of that.
01:02:53.940 It's pure poison.
01:02:55.740 Like, okay, what do I have to do?
01:02:56.960 She goes, I got this deodorant that you gotta try.
01:02:59.420 It's made of—
01:03:00.700 And I kid you not, it's made of grass-fed beef tallow.
01:03:05.560 I was—honestly, I was gonna say yak butter, and that wasn't far off.
01:03:09.040 You were not far off.
01:03:09.920 You were too timid.
01:03:11.600 Yeah.
01:03:11.940 Yes.
01:03:12.240 Right.
01:03:13.940 Do you know—so I said, how much does this cost?
01:03:16.340 I'm still on my first bottle.
01:03:18.000 No.
01:03:18.400 And probably my only bottle.
01:03:20.200 I said, how much did you pay for this?
01:03:21.580 Is that what this is?
01:03:22.420 Is that—I've been wondering.
01:03:23.680 That's what you're—yeah, yeah.
01:03:24.820 This beautiful musk.
01:03:26.540 This aromatic, sort of natural—yeah, right.
01:03:30.740 I said, how much did you pay for—how much did I pay for this?
01:03:32.740 She goes, I don't want to tell you.
01:03:34.860 I said, how—well, what was it?
01:03:37.340 Was it—because my right guard said $3.
01:03:39.200 I said, was it like—was it like $5 or $6?
01:03:43.620 No.
01:03:45.500 $10?
01:03:47.440 No.
01:03:47.760 $22.
01:03:52.120 And I think, do I really want to live that bad?
01:03:54.440 Do I want to live $22 bad?
01:03:56.280 I don't know.
01:03:57.160 I shave a few years off my life.
01:03:58.980 I save $22.
01:03:59.940 Yeah, yeah.
01:04:00.280 I think that's fine.
01:04:00.900 How much do you care about the ozone layer?
01:04:03.280 Yeah.
01:04:03.800 If I'm in a state of grace, I'll get to go to heaven eventually.
01:04:06.160 Yeah, I understand.
01:04:06.580 I need a million or two years in purgatory.
01:04:07.880 No, I think this is a million years in purgatory, you know.
01:04:11.520 It's like this or that.
01:04:13.220 No, I—that is hilarious.
01:04:17.580 And the question is not, are our foods killing us?
01:04:21.780 The question, as you say, is how much are we willing—how much are we willing to do about it?
01:04:26.300 No, I remember when this was a crunchy granola lib thing, and now it's like a hard-wing white nationalist.
01:04:32.540 Anti-vax used to be a crunchy granola lib thing.
01:04:34.860 Yes.
01:04:35.440 Now it's a total conservative.
01:04:36.680 Right.
01:04:36.920 It just depends on—my biggest conspiracy theory, and I'm going to say this is the first time I'm saying this on camera,
01:04:41.480 but I've said this to a lot of Daily Wire guys.
01:04:43.660 We—you and I will live to see the day when nicotine is good for you.
01:04:49.120 When the health industry—
01:04:51.380 Your mouth to God's serious.
01:04:52.620 Yeah, amen, amen.
01:04:55.040 Oh, dang.
01:04:56.300 Speaking of conspiracy—this is my—this is my big conspiracy theory.
01:05:00.200 I don't know how to pronounce—I still don't.
01:05:01.860 I refuse to learn.
01:05:03.020 The fact that you just said that, I bet I could tell you.
01:05:04.880 Do you know what it's going to be?
01:05:05.760 Yes.
01:05:06.460 If it's your—this is your—
01:05:07.960 This is my personal proprietary conspiracy theory.
01:05:10.800 Does it have to do with a certain secretary?
01:05:13.700 It does.
01:05:14.120 To answer, okay.
01:05:14.800 It certainly does.
01:05:15.280 Somebody knew—first of all, I still don't know, and I refuse ever to learn how to pronounce the name that begins this question.
01:05:23.620 Chasten Buttigieg is most likely aware Pete is a deeply closeted, straight CIA plant.
01:05:35.580 I mean—
01:05:36.660 Duh.
01:05:37.480 Obviously.
01:05:38.100 How could they do it without his—
01:05:39.380 This is actually your—the first and maybe only time I've heard this is from you.
01:05:44.360 Oh, yeah.
01:05:44.940 Nobody else.
01:05:45.780 This is my—I totally—I'm actually—
01:05:48.700 Buttigieg is not gay.
01:05:49.860 That's your theory.
01:05:50.200 I will almost—this is my theory.
01:05:51.280 I will almost never claim ownership over—if I see an idea that I think maybe somebody got this for my piece, whatever, this is one that I will die on this hill.
01:05:58.980 I invented this, but I'm sure I'm right.
01:06:01.520 That man is not a homosexual.
01:06:05.200 Yeah.
01:06:05.860 Yeah.
01:06:06.260 He's an opportunist.
01:06:08.480 Yes.
01:06:09.260 And—
01:06:09.660 A cynic.
01:06:10.200 He understood that the way the wind was blowing, you could never—as a kind of, you know, Ivy League—I don't actually know if you—probably Ivy League.
01:06:18.040 Harvard, wasn't it?
01:06:18.620 I think he was a Harvard guy.
01:06:19.460 Yeah, yeah, so Ivy League, yeah, you know, veteran, JFK mold lib.
01:06:26.820 Yes.
01:06:27.200 Once he realized that that was passing away and you had to check an identity box, what's the identity box you can check?
01:06:32.720 Yeah.
01:06:33.100 Easiest.
01:06:33.720 Yes.
01:06:34.640 Marry a man.
01:06:35.600 Now, do you have evidence for your theory?
01:06:40.100 Other than his—look, his poor taste?
01:06:41.920 The evidence?
01:06:44.300 His incapacity to match his ties with his slacks?
01:06:49.460 Like—
01:06:49.960 That's good evidence.
01:06:55.420 Yeah, right.
01:06:55.820 I tell you, you know, because some of the audience might not know that we're college buddies.
01:07:00.260 That's right.
01:07:00.780 Going back to your freshman year, my sophomore year.
01:07:03.300 So, yeah, when you said we've known each other, we've been friends for many years.
01:07:05.640 Yes, many, many years.
01:07:07.120 But because we went to a very liberal, elite school, we know a lot of these guys.
01:07:13.780 We do.
01:07:14.440 A lot of these guys, and there's a type.
01:07:16.260 And they're all—
01:07:17.800 They all look like Pete.
01:07:18.580 They all look like Pete.
01:07:20.060 They all kind of, you know, they all just kind of sound like Pete.
01:07:22.980 And they're all—they're going to go get a job after college because they're really passionate about management consulting.
01:07:27.320 Totally consulting.
01:07:28.480 Consultancy.
01:07:28.980 Yeah, yeah.
01:07:29.080 I just really want to improve efficiency within certain corporate structures.
01:07:33.400 This is a very good impression.
01:07:34.540 And then he goes and he, you know, he has—he is a military veteran.
01:07:38.180 Yes.
01:07:38.840 And he did the Ivy League, and he did the corporate consulting, and he's just the perfect political candidate, except old Pete is a pretty bland white guy.
01:07:48.580 Yeah.
01:07:48.680 And so you're saying he had to have something, and I—
01:07:54.080 I don't understand why it's more artificial than any other part of his personality for him to pretend to—you know what I mean?
01:08:01.180 Like, all these guys are cooked up in a lab.
01:08:04.000 They, you know, carefully curate, as we know from rubbing shoulders with them, they carefully curate every aspect of their life, including their disavowal of the curation.
01:08:15.800 Right, like, including, like, oh, I just—I'm so—like you said, I'm so passionate about, like, you know, synergistic incentivization of, like, spreadsheets.
01:08:24.280 Birth control in Africa, whatever.
01:08:26.660 Like, name it.
01:08:27.440 But then they get into power, and they—right.
01:08:29.940 And, like, that pipeline was so clear that he wasn't going to let a little thing, like, being a heterosexual stop him.
01:08:37.620 Like, look, for the right price, you know, I'm whatever sexuality.
01:08:41.160 Yeah.
01:08:41.320 You know, I mean, it's, like, it was better than, like, castrating himself and being the first trans candidate, you know?
01:08:47.200 Lucky Pete, he came along, you know, five years, just in time.
01:08:50.780 Because let me tell you, that gate is closing on white gay men, like, you know?
01:08:54.460 It's like—
01:08:55.220 Yeah, it's about to be part of the established power class.
01:08:59.500 Exactly.
01:08:59.880 So, do we know who won?
01:09:01.920 I think we both won, Spencer.
01:09:03.280 I feel that I won, and I think—
01:09:05.060 Shin Shin, you probably did.
01:09:08.180 No, I mean, just by being here.
01:09:09.820 Yeah.
01:09:10.020 Yeah.
01:09:10.700 Yeah, you're right.
01:09:11.860 Cheers to that.
01:09:13.320 I'm a little ashamed of us, because we've gone out many times, had many, many cigars, many, many—we only had—you had your full drink.
01:09:20.920 I think—
01:09:21.100 I'm a little child here.
01:09:22.540 I only had half of my mind.
01:09:23.380 Well, we were so engaged in—
01:09:24.920 You're right.
01:09:25.360 —the profundities.
01:09:26.360 You're right.
01:09:26.700 That's true.
01:09:27.680 Spencer, you've already finished yours, Shin Shin.
01:09:29.900 Cheers to that.
01:09:30.200 To your health.
01:09:31.000 Yes.
01:09:31.380 We will see you next time on the Yes or No Game.
01:09:34.120 We'll see you next time.
01:09:35.420 Thank you.
01:09:36.520 Chaos