The Michael Knowles Show - October 09, 2023


The Young Turks ATTACKED Me


Episode Stats

Length

23 minutes

Words per Minute

187.66208

Word Count

4,342

Sentence Count

353

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

28


Summary

A few weeks ago, I made the, I thought, uncontroversial observation that condoms are kind of gay. The hosts of The Young Turks apparently took issue with my clear-as-day observation. So I am going to examine their refutation of my point, and Producer Ben Davies has issued a challenge: try not to laugh at Cenk Uygur for as long as possible.


Transcript

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00:00:30.000 A few weeks ago, I made the, I thought, uncontroversial observation that condoms are kind of gay.
00:00:36.960 The conclusion that one draws is that condoms are kind of gay.
00:00:39.360 The hosts of The Young Turks apparently took issue with my clear-as-day observation.
00:00:45.900 No, you frickin' bozo.
00:00:48.540 I am going to examine their refutation of my point,
00:00:52.980 and producer Ben Davies has issued me a challenge,
00:00:56.100 which is to try not to laugh at Cenk Uygur for as long as possible.
00:01:00.960 So, without further ado, take it away.
00:01:03.580 Condoms are kind of gay.
00:01:05.400 That's the expert commentary that you can hear by Michael Knowles.
00:01:10.680 I don't know how to respond to that.
00:01:12.780 Maybe we need to hear more, but first, some more context.
00:01:15.240 So, in order to understand what could have possibly led to him making that statement,
00:01:20.780 we'll have to watch him whine about fringe culture war nonsense.
00:01:23.780 So, stay tuned for that.
00:01:24.960 It's terrible for me to whine about fringe culture war nonsense, but it's very, very important for
00:01:30.440 them to whine about me whining about the supposedly fringe culture war nonsense.
00:01:34.600 Something doesn't add up here.
00:01:36.240 Keep going.
00:01:36.680 I think a lot of people are beginning to notice the contraceptive mentality is the beginning of
00:01:41.340 the pride mentality.
00:01:42.280 It's a great point.
00:01:42.860 Because the contraceptive mentality divorces sex from the consequences of sex,
00:01:47.640 which is exactly what gave us the pride move.
00:01:50.320 There's no distinction here.
00:01:52.160 People are beginning to realize, okay, if I don't like this insane anarchistic view of
00:01:56.800 sex that is totally self-centered and divorced from any ends, well, then maybe I got to rewind
00:02:01.900 it and ask, well, what is the point of sex?
00:02:05.460 I mean, I can just quickly answer one of the main questions he had there about like,
00:02:10.340 why engage in this narcissistic act if you're not trying to procreate?
00:02:13.760 Pleasure, pleasure.
00:02:16.100 I'm not a religious person.
00:02:17.180 However, if I were a religious person, I would thank the Lord, okay, for giving us the physical
00:02:25.760 capability.
00:02:26.620 I know not all of us and thoughts and prayers for those folks, but generally speaking, the
00:02:31.860 physical capability to experience sexual pleasure.
00:02:35.040 Sex is pleasurable.
00:02:36.280 Yes, that's one of the main things that draws us to it.
00:02:39.760 And that's good.
00:02:40.480 I'm not denying any of that.
00:02:41.740 That's obviously a point of it.
00:02:43.060 Just like pleasure is a point of eating a big hamburger.
00:02:48.940 It's not the point of eating the hamburger, though.
00:02:51.460 It's an ancillary feature.
00:02:53.700 It's rather nice.
00:02:54.840 I'm glad it's one of the allurements of eating a hamburger.
00:02:57.720 But the point of eating the hamburger is to nourish me and to sustain me so that I can go
00:03:02.520 about my life and pursue my other higher purposes.
00:03:05.340 If I divorced the purpose of the hamburger from the pleasure, what would I do?
00:03:10.680 Well, I'd probably stuff my face with a lot of different hamburgers.
00:03:14.260 And then I'd, I don't know, I'd probably go vomit up those hamburgers because I don't
00:03:16.800 really want the calories.
00:03:17.880 You know, I just want the pleasure of the taste.
00:03:20.400 As our culture has divorced the pleasure of sex from the end of sex, which is procreation,
00:03:26.360 we've got a declining birth rate, so a dying population.
00:03:29.260 We've got people putting off marriage.
00:03:31.460 We've got people getting divorced at much higher rates.
00:03:34.380 We've got a lot of social breakdown.
00:03:36.420 It's made men kind of weak and it's made us all very selfish.
00:03:42.100 It's not very good.
00:03:43.340 That's not to say sex is bad, but it's to say that divorcing things from their purpose
00:03:47.180 does not end well.
00:03:48.540 So look, there's two court issues here.
00:03:50.620 That's a massive difference between the right wing and the left wing.
00:03:53.400 And this clarifies things and why I think no rational person could be a right winger.
00:03:57.560 So there, I said it, catch feelings.
00:04:00.840 So number one.
00:04:02.760 I guess I lost.
00:04:04.440 That caught me by surprise because I said, okay, I'm not going to laugh.
00:04:07.000 But then what made me laugh was not some bombastic comment from Cenk.
00:04:11.120 It was the suggestion that his statement were somehow bold.
00:04:15.780 You know, he said, I don't think a rational person could ever be conservative.
00:04:20.540 There, I said it.
00:04:22.040 That's right.
00:04:22.780 Most people don't have the courage to say such an uncommon expression as that.
00:04:27.560 Ah, but I said it.
00:04:28.740 And that's what got me.
00:04:29.700 Okay, it didn't last very long.
00:04:30.600 Keep going.
00:04:31.040 He is saying the only sex that should be allowed, presumably, is the purpose of procreating
00:04:39.300 and creating children.
00:04:41.820 Put a pause there.
00:04:42.680 You see, this is where he slips in the little trick because he says, well, presumably what
00:04:47.760 he's saying is that every other kind of sex shouldn't be allowed.
00:04:50.620 My only point was that the sterile sexual ethic is not good.
00:04:55.920 What if I want to have sex before I get married?
00:04:57.560 I guess you just have to be prepared to die.
00:04:59.860 The sexual revolution broadly is responsible for that.
00:05:03.200 You really think this is what sex is for?
00:05:05.460 You really think this is good?
00:05:07.060 Have the consequences of this really been good?
00:05:09.180 Nobody would answer yes.
00:05:11.020 It's such an absurd point.
00:05:13.000 No one in America believes that only these radical lunatics believe it.
00:05:16.960 Does this guy realize how out of touch he is with the vast majority of people who have
00:05:23.560 ever lived?
00:05:24.700 Sex has a point and ought to be ordered toward that point, which is procreation.
00:05:28.220 You realize how crazy you said?
00:05:31.960 No, man, that's most people agree with that.
00:05:35.060 Even if today we live in a particularly bizarre liberal moment, statistically 100% of people
00:05:41.000 for all of human history have believed what I believe roughly about sex.
00:05:47.480 Only these radical lunatics believe it.
00:05:50.340 He does it because I'm going to get attention.
00:05:52.880 Matt Walsh has the anti-trans niche covered and he got really famous over that.
00:05:57.100 I want to be famous too.
00:05:58.480 I'll be the dumbest one.
00:06:00.000 I'm against all contraception.
00:06:01.840 I think condoms are gay.
00:06:04.280 And you know what?
00:06:05.520 Unfortunately, in this media ecosystem, that works.
00:06:07.960 That's why they do it.
00:06:08.940 Look, we're covering it.
00:06:09.920 Hey, look at how dumb this guy is.
00:06:11.460 And a lot of right-wingers are going, huh?
00:06:14.000 Well, yeah, yeah, the star of sexual sex, I don't want that.
00:06:17.600 And yeah, I don't like gay people.
00:06:20.760 And I don't know how the condoms bother me.
00:06:22.840 I think he's right.
00:06:24.060 And he's going to convince like 2 to 3% of people.
00:06:27.060 I don't even think that.
00:06:29.320 Pretty good.
00:06:29.580 I think you're being far too generous to Michael Knowles and thinking that that argument would
00:06:34.640 even convince 2 to 3% of Republican voters to like turn on contraceptives, like
00:06:41.200 condoms.
00:06:41.800 Come on.
00:06:42.100 Just put a pause here.
00:06:43.860 This is crazy, right?
00:06:44.800 Who's that going to convince?
00:06:46.080 This is the official doctrinal teaching of the Catholic Church forever.
00:06:53.060 There are a lot of Catholics out there.
00:06:54.560 There are a lot of Catholics in America.
00:06:55.740 There are a lot more than 2 or 3% of the country.
00:06:57.540 A lot of Catholics around the world.
00:06:58.980 I'm like basically just reading out of the catechism, okay?
00:07:01.460 If I wanted to get attention, I'd put on a soft shoe and wear a sequined blazer.
00:07:05.300 I'm not doing that.
00:07:06.320 I'm just reading basic elements of traditional sexual ethics.
00:07:09.980 And look, again, you want to go up against 99% of women who actually use it, even if
00:07:14.940 some of them answer in a poll, oh, yeah, maybe we should ban it.
00:07:17.880 I mean, I use it earlier in my life, and I'd like to be a hypocrite now, or whatever reason.
00:07:22.660 Or I use it, but I'm evil because Michael Knowles said I'm evil because I use-
00:07:26.720 When did I ever say anyone is evil for committing a sin?
00:07:30.980 When did I say that?
00:07:31.780 That's not true.
00:07:33.360 So get your facts straight.
00:07:35.000 He's putting it in quotes even.
00:07:36.660 I never said that.
00:07:37.340 I don't think I use the word evil anywhere in my monologue.
00:07:39.720 The other thing he's wrong about is he says 99% of women use contraception.
00:07:42.620 That's obviously not true.
00:07:44.180 Half of women have gone through menopause already, right?
00:07:47.900 At least.
00:07:48.720 You think those women are on birth control?
00:07:51.040 So it's a relatively small number of women.
00:07:53.620 And then some of them at some point have used contraception.
00:07:57.600 And a lot of those women have turned against it.
00:07:59.800 I mean, this is a major movement right now.
00:08:01.320 Forget about even conservatives and religious people.
00:08:03.600 Just ordinary, kind of crunchy, liberal women who say, huh, you know, maybe there's something
00:08:08.880 wrong and something not so wise about pumping my body full of unnatural hormones simply so
00:08:15.500 that I can be used for the sexual pleasure of random men who don't want to commit to me.
00:08:19.740 Yeah, maybe that's not such a great idea.
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00:09:25.920 Michael Knowles said I'm evil because I use, I have anachronic, anarchistic sex.
00:09:32.540 Okay.
00:09:33.080 That sounds fun.
00:09:33.640 Yeah, by the way, that doesn't sound too bad.
00:09:35.620 I mean, it's anarchy.
00:09:36.880 No, I like sex with lots and lots of rules.
00:09:40.160 Right.
00:09:40.380 And regulations.
00:09:41.520 And only for procreation.
00:09:43.020 And by the way, now, seriously, about these 20s.
00:09:45.860 Actually, rules are sometimes important.
00:09:47.480 There we go.
00:09:48.380 Put a pause.
00:09:48.860 There it is.
00:09:49.500 See, lady?
00:09:50.080 You're making fun of me.
00:09:51.160 You're making fun of me because you're using talking points from 1990s, I am woman, hear
00:09:58.360 me roar, feminism, nonsense.
00:10:00.000 But we ain't living in the 90s anymore, honey.
00:10:02.260 We're living in the Me Too era.
00:10:04.000 We're living in the Time's Up era.
00:10:05.600 We're living in the era where we've seen the consequences of the sexual revolution that
00:10:09.940 the conservatives have been warning about the whole time.
00:10:11.880 But the liberals are observing it now, too.
00:10:14.080 And so even as she's making fun of me for saying sex should not be anarchistic, but should
00:10:18.320 actually have some rule and order to it, even as she's making fun of me, then after the
00:10:23.240 laugh line, she says, well, actually, though, he's kind of, he's right, obviously.
00:10:26.440 But what a fuddy-duddy.
00:10:29.080 Yeah, yeah.
00:10:29.840 Depending on what games you're playing.
00:10:31.080 Anyways.
00:10:31.900 Oh, good.
00:10:32.440 Schenk admits it, too.
00:10:33.360 Good.
00:10:33.660 Glad.
00:10:33.960 Can we end the video there then, folks?
00:10:35.440 Because after this whole windup of this ad hominem, these straw man arguments, this
00:10:41.200 Knowles is a moron, this he's seeking attention, this is crazy, this is fringe, this is extreme.
00:10:46.660 They both admit, they both admit that I am completely right, at least on the point that
00:10:52.640 sex should not be totally anarchistic, that actually there are rules, there is order.
00:10:56.580 So then the logical next question is, well, what's the whole thing ordered toward?
00:10:59.820 And they probably don't want to state that explicitly, but it is implied by the point that
00:11:04.700 they've already conceded.
00:11:05.780 Let's actually look at the current polling, let's do that.
00:11:08.380 Okay.
00:11:08.840 Yeah, because Data for Progress put out a poll in October of 2022, asking, would you be more
00:11:17.420 likely or less likely to vote for a candidate for Congress who opposes protecting the right
00:11:21.680 to contraception under federal law?
00:11:24.240 So that is a broader question, not only having to do with condoms, but also birth control.
00:11:30.360 Let's look at Republicans, right?
00:11:31.740 40% say they are less likely to vote for someone who wants to ban birth control, only 25% say
00:11:39.080 more likely.
00:11:40.040 But now, Anna, we're kidding around about 2 or 3%, but there it is, 25% of Republicans
00:11:44.860 say ban it.
00:11:46.240 By the way, 35% aren't sure, aren't sure.
00:11:49.300 I know, but this is a very broad question pertaining to-
00:11:53.940 Exactly.
00:11:54.660 You're right, it's extremely broad, so you'd expect the numbers to be much smaller.
00:11:58.700 I'm not saying Republicans need to go campaigning on, we're going to ban all these things.
00:12:02.780 I'm just, all I am articulating is the perfectly normal and obviously true moral point that
00:12:10.520 sex is ordered toward procreation.
00:12:13.620 Congratulations, Reg, it's a squid.
00:12:17.300 And you can extrapolate from that, as all political societies do, but don't put the words in my
00:12:25.040 mouth that I'm saying that every member of Congress needs to go campaign against condoms
00:12:27.980 or something like that.
00:12:28.740 That's your own imagination.
00:12:30.580 If push came to shove, we think, obviously, they're not actually going to try to, even
00:12:36.120 the Republican, even a majority of the Republican voters are going to be like, no, don't ban
00:12:39.440 contraception.
00:12:40.040 That's nuts, right?
00:12:41.720 And obviously, everyone else thinks it's the craziest thing in the world.
00:12:44.780 Although, as you see in the poll, 9% of Democrats are like, maybe.
00:12:48.660 Like, what?
00:12:49.440 Like, 9% say yes.
00:12:51.140 Much more likely.
00:12:52.340 Put a pause.
00:12:53.080 I thought he was going to be arguing against my point in this video.
00:12:56.600 But they keep, as they've got locked and loaded, their talking points to knock down my point.
00:13:00.980 But they say, huh, actually, you know, a lot of Republicans actually do think that contraception
00:13:04.900 is maybe not the best thing ever.
00:13:06.020 Well, but they're those crazy Republicans, because they're conservative.
00:13:08.460 And that makes sense that conservatives are conservative.
00:13:09.900 But the Democrats, though, they're going to, actually, man, almost one in 10 Democrats
00:13:13.940 agrees with Knowles.
00:13:15.100 Huh, well, that's great.
00:13:16.380 Keep going, guys.
00:13:17.080 You're going to be making my argument for me better than I did.
00:13:20.820 In the great majority of the country's bubble, we're like, yeah, this is the year 2023.
00:13:25.480 We believe in freedom, and people can have sex for whatever reason they want.
00:13:28.740 Why are we judging their sex life?
00:13:30.520 Oh, that one was too much fun.
00:13:32.200 That one wasn't, can we judge whether it wasn't fun enough?
00:13:35.920 No, you have to only do it for the reasons Michael Knowles wants.
00:13:38.760 So the great majority of the country thinks these guys are lunatics, okay?
00:13:45.020 Ironic.
00:13:45.500 But there is a religious contingent in this country, including some Democrats, who go,
00:13:50.780 no, no.
00:13:53.000 The sex should be done by my rules.
00:13:55.880 And my rules say only for procreation.
00:13:58.880 Put a pause there.
00:13:59.460 It's not my rules.
00:14:01.000 It's God's rules, first of all.
00:14:02.280 And I'm not saying that that's the only point at all.
00:14:06.040 It's the ultimate point.
00:14:06.920 It's what sex is ordered toward.
00:14:08.660 But it's not my rules.
00:14:09.520 It's God's rules.
00:14:10.780 And even if you don't believe in God for some reason, at the very least, you would have
00:14:14.940 to admit that is our civilization's rules for 2,000 years.
00:14:20.340 Yeah, it's kind of what we do here.
00:14:22.260 My position is, you know, I think probably our civilization pretty much kind of had it
00:14:28.280 right.
00:14:28.520 They weren't completely off base when they had a consistent sexual ethic for millennia.
00:14:33.540 Maybe we shouldn't just upend the whole thing overnight because there might be some negative
00:14:37.420 consequences to that that some of us can foresee and others of us cannot, but which are there
00:14:42.380 nonetheless.
00:14:43.120 So by the way, if you're married and you only want to have three kids, I guess that means,
00:14:47.060 okay, enjoy the three times you have sex in your life because you can't have sex before.
00:14:52.080 You're only using it for procreation.
00:14:53.600 You can't use contraception.
00:14:55.600 So you want three kids.
00:14:57.300 Three times you get that.
00:14:58.140 First of all, Cenk seems to think that, you know, you knock a lady up every single time you
00:15:02.700 do the deed.
00:15:04.400 And that is generally not the case.
00:15:06.800 But two, there are non-artificial contraceptive means of measuring exactly when a lady is likely
00:15:17.080 to be fertile, which I'm not necessarily recommending.
00:15:20.160 I don't, I think it's good to be open to life, but in a grave circumstance, if one wanted
00:15:23.880 to do that, they are extremely effective and they're mocked, these methods, but they're
00:15:29.060 extremely scientifically advanced, much more scientifically advanced and sophisticated
00:15:33.060 than, you know, pulling a rubber out of a box from the gas station.
00:15:37.920 All right.
00:15:39.540 No, no, not all right.
00:15:40.940 Anyway, keep going.
00:15:42.040 Again, the great majority of the country thinks lunatics, but there is a conservative
00:15:47.560 religious element that goes, sounds right to me.
00:15:50.500 They're not actually going to do it.
00:15:51.720 They don't practice it.
00:15:53.040 They're giant, enormous, overwhelming hypocrites.
00:15:56.160 All of them use contraception.
00:15:58.100 Put a pause right there because now he's making an accusation about something that is just
00:16:01.960 manifestly not true.
00:16:03.720 At the recording of this video, I have one child who is one year old.
00:16:07.280 I have one child who's two and a half years old.
00:16:09.140 I promise you, I am not a hypocrite on this issue.
00:16:11.400 What's so telling about that commentary there is Cenk, I think sincerely, doesn't believe
00:16:17.080 it's possible that people could just be open to life, that people could actually just want
00:16:22.460 to have children, not want to divorce the pleasure of sex from the point of sex, would
00:16:27.560 not want to, you know, go buy a box of rubbers from a convenience store.
00:16:31.840 All of them use contraception and none of them actually believe this, but they go, yeah, we
00:16:36.320 should.
00:16:36.620 We should ban other people from having fun sex, sex for just fun, no, okay?
00:16:42.700 All right, if you're in that group, yeah, you're likely a right winger and you're probably
00:16:45.880 nuts and we're gonna fight you and we're gonna win.
00:16:48.360 So have at it.
00:16:49.280 No one's gonna try to ban condoms.
00:16:50.900 It's just not gonna happen.
00:16:51.840 Like it's the most ridiculous thing ever.
00:16:53.680 They've driven down support for gay marriage by seven points and it keeps going down.
00:16:58.920 Put a pause there.
00:16:59.520 That's not true.
00:17:00.500 We've driven down support for same sex relations period by seven percentage points in just a
00:17:05.920 couple of years, I think it was, according to Pew.
00:17:07.980 And it's not we who drove it down.
00:17:10.120 Also, it's reality.
00:17:12.140 It's the reality of the culmination of the sexual revolution that has done that.
00:17:15.840 I suspect Drag Queen Story Hour had a lot more to do with that.
00:17:19.580 I suspect the bizarre pride parades.
00:17:22.160 I suspect the indoctrination in the elementary school classrooms had a lot more to do with
00:17:27.080 the decline, the precipitous decline in support for the weird sexual revolution type stuff.
00:17:32.280 These guys batter and batter and batter and batter.
00:17:36.140 So yeah, they're not gonna win on this issue.
00:17:38.360 But they're gonna keep going and they're gonna try to convince religious people,
00:17:42.100 your religion should rule everyone.
00:17:45.020 Okay, I'm sorry, I don't agree.
00:17:46.420 Put a pause there.
00:17:47.520 Unlike Mr. Cenk Uygur over here, who believes that his religion should rule everyone.
00:17:51.960 Well, his religion of liberalism and decadence and decay.
00:17:56.120 Well, that has been ruling everyone for a number of decades now.
00:18:00.100 And the consequences have been completely disastrous, measured in pretty much any way.
00:18:06.180 Support for our institutions, patriotism, hope for the future, self-reported levels of happiness,
00:18:12.800 marriage, family formation, birth rates.
00:18:15.700 It's just every measure of a nation's success, other than material financial success, sometimes.
00:18:24.180 So maybe we ought to try a different religious view, since Cenk's has not been very successful.
00:18:28.700 Sorry, I don't agree, and I'm gonna fight you 2,000%.
00:18:31.520 And so, okay, and by the way, Michael Knowles is a giant, giant lie.
00:18:36.020 What, you never used contraception?
00:18:37.720 No.
00:18:37.940 I don't use contraception.
00:18:39.200 I don't think I ever said I've never done anything wrong in my life.
00:18:42.600 I was an atheist for 10 years.
00:18:43.920 I was still sort of right-wing, but in that libertarian, kind of like not cool way.
00:18:48.300 But I did all sorts of terrible things.
00:18:50.400 Fortunately, on a lot of them, I've ceased to do them, or I've greatly, you know, diminished the amount that I do bad things.
00:18:57.900 And on certain issues, like the one that Cenk and I here are talking about,
00:19:01.240 I've completely changed my mind on it and then just got rid of it.
00:19:04.500 Which is great to do, especially when you're married.
00:19:05.900 It makes it a lot easier to do that.
00:19:07.900 Even so, even if one were to sin, let's say a married person did use contraception for whatever reason,
00:19:13.920 if you have a standard and then you fall short of that standard and you regret that, that's not hypocrisy.
00:19:21.720 That's called sin, which is a fact of human life.
00:19:23.900 That's called being human.
00:19:24.960 And we, mean old religious people, are quite in favor of grace and forgiveness and, you know,
00:19:31.600 forgiving other people their debts as we wish our sins to be forgiven by God.
00:19:35.800 So that's not hypocrisy.
00:19:36.940 Hypocrisy is when you pretend to hold one view and then you behave in a way that's contrary to that view.
00:19:43.640 But no, even at the end there, he can't believe that anybody would not use contraception.
00:19:50.040 No, you freaking bozo.
00:19:53.440 Okay, he was in a movie where he's having gay sex and et cetera.
00:19:57.580 Put a pause there.
00:19:58.680 That's not true.
00:19:59.600 I was in this undergraduate thesis movie at Yale, but it wasn't gay.
00:20:03.920 My character was bisexual.
00:20:05.280 I see a lot of girls.
00:20:08.120 I see a lot of guys too.
00:20:10.040 But anyway, you know, look, to Chank's point, in my acting career brief though it was,
00:20:14.980 I've played hundreds of roles.
00:20:16.440 I've played, I don't know, like two or three kind of more effeminate type, you know, like
00:20:21.600 wimpy type of guys.
00:20:23.080 But I've played soldiers, all right?
00:20:25.860 I played the devil once.
00:20:27.140 Although he, I guess South Park depicts him as kind of gay.
00:20:29.500 Who's my cream puff?
00:20:31.240 I am.
00:20:32.160 That's my buddy.
00:20:33.100 But you know, you play one bisexual character in one Yale undergraduate thesis film, that's
00:20:39.120 all you're ever known for as an actor.
00:20:40.800 At least, I will say, at least people are talking about my acting work.
00:20:43.780 Most actors never, you know, their work never really sees the light of day.
00:20:46.660 So I'm glad that Chank has enjoyed it.
00:20:48.500 This guy, back when he was trying to be an actor and trying to be famous, he was like,
00:20:51.860 yeah, gay sex and contraception and wild sex.
00:20:54.820 I'm here for you.
00:20:56.640 And now that he's a loser, total failure in life, and he couldn't be famous with that.
00:21:02.020 Now he's like, I think condoms are bad.
00:21:03.780 I think sex is bad because I'm not-
00:21:05.400 Put a pause there.
00:21:06.240 I guess I need to teach Chank one more thing, which is when you go to see a movie or a play
00:21:14.060 or a TV show, you'll see people on screen and they'll say things and they'll do things.
00:21:19.380 And they'll move around and kind of wear costumes.
00:21:21.920 But those costumes are not necessarily those people's real clothing.
00:21:26.000 And the things they say are not necessarily the things that those people actually believe.
00:21:30.480 And like the names that they're referred to sometimes in the play or the movie or the TV show,
00:21:34.580 they're not-
00:21:35.060 Often they're not the names of the real people because they're doing something called acting.
00:21:39.020 So, I mean, it's like, no, it's bad, bad, only for procreation.
00:21:44.840 I'm going to rule all of your lives with my BS, totally made up, totally hypocritical principles.
00:21:52.520 Okay, Michael, I got it.
00:21:53.660 You got slightly famous by saying something totally and utterly asinine.
00:21:57.580 In this case, I want you to keep saying it because I want Republicans to lose all elections
00:22:01.760 by being radical morons like you.
00:22:04.380 I do applaud you for being as passionate in protection of condoms.
00:22:08.520 Like the only man in the country who feels this passionately about protecting condoms.
00:22:13.340 Well, you know, good on her.
00:22:16.080 I mean, I really get a kick out of her because after Cenk's kind of diatribe,
00:22:22.020 which is mostly just ad hominem invective,
00:22:24.360 she comes in and totally guts his argument.
00:22:28.400 Got some bad news for you.
00:22:29.960 You're f***ing done, son.
00:22:31.920 It's over.
00:22:32.900 Because she says, wow, Cenk, you really get passionate about condoms.
00:22:36.600 And that's good for you.
00:22:38.920 That's good to be passionate about something that's so important.
00:22:42.280 If you're getting really fired up in defense of little pieces of plastic to have meaningless sex
00:22:50.060 so you don't have any children and you remain sterile,
00:22:52.600 something's gone wrong in your life,
00:22:54.200 and certainly something's gone wrong in your mind,
00:22:57.060 and you should correct it.
00:23:00.440 I hope that I've been able to correct some of that in this brief instruction.
00:23:04.780 Yeah, and in gay, I don't like gay people.
00:23:07.000 I don't like gay people.
00:23:07.060 No.
00:23:07.380 No.
00:23:07.480 No.