The Michael Knowles Show - October 24, 2026


To Catch a Redditor： Chris Hansen REACTS to Wild Posts with Michael Knowles

Ep. 2088 - WHAT？ Ilhan Omar Is Apparently NOT The Real Ilhan Omar

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3,688

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429

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00:01:45.720 I'm Michael Knowles.
00:01:47.240 We are running an investigation
00:01:49.400 into some of the darkest corners of the internet,
00:01:53.100 Some of the most depraved people with some of the most revolting thoughts and behaviors.
00:02:00.620 This is To Catch a Redditor.
00:02:05.260 Chris, thank you so much for being here to help me in this investigation.
00:02:08.600 We've got some Redditors, huh?
00:02:09.680 We do.
00:02:10.620 I don't know.
00:02:11.860 In your whole career, I don't know that you've ever encountered people this disgusting. 0.94
00:02:17.000 Depraved. 0.94
00:02:17.560 Yes.
00:02:18.200 It's a bad corner of the internet.
00:02:20.040 First one up.
00:02:20.700 Am I weird for watching Hello Kitty as a grown man?
00:02:23.900 Yes, weird.
00:02:25.640 You don't have to go any further.
00:02:27.900 Unless he's watching it, you know,
00:02:29.640 like at a sushi restaurant at the counter
00:02:31.980 where you wait to be seated.
00:02:33.180 Other than that, that's why.
00:02:34.420 Yeah, then it's, okay.
00:02:35.420 Because the user is pancakes are neat.
00:02:37.820 He's 19, he's a 19-year-old guy.
00:02:40.080 I've always known about Hello Kitty and Sanrio.
00:02:42.520 I don't know what that is.
00:02:43.460 Nor do I.
00:02:44.320 Being a guy, I was never into it.
00:02:46.060 When I turned 18, me and my family went on a trip to Japan
00:02:48.720 where we saw Sanrio stuff absolutely everywhere.
00:02:51.060 When I got back, I started learning more about the characters
00:02:53.040 and the company's history.
00:02:54.280 I started bonding more with friends over Sanrio
00:02:56.800 and bought a few Chromie figures and a plushie.
00:03:00.300 We don't need to read the rest of it.
00:03:01.700 I think I got it.
00:03:02.680 Yeah.
00:03:03.220 Seek help.
00:03:03.920 Seek help.
00:03:04.640 I think so.
00:03:05.800 I think that's one, you know,
00:03:08.080 you don't want this to progress.
00:03:10.020 Right.
00:03:10.580 Into Pokemon.
00:03:12.800 I actually don't know the rest of the Japanese. 1.00
00:03:15.640 That's not good.
00:03:16.380 19-year-old.
00:03:16.820 You don't want to get into anime.
00:03:18.260 and hentai, I think it is.
00:03:21.500 Hentai, yeah, that's true.
00:03:22.940 That actually, that might end up intersecting
00:03:24.900 with some of the investigations you've done.
00:03:26.320 I guess you did.
00:03:27.360 Second one, my guilty pleasures
00:03:30.340 from user Ms. Little Asian.
00:03:33.280 Whenever I go out to an amusement park,
00:03:34.880 I must snack on hard, uncooked pasta.
00:03:38.100 I love angel hair, but those are a hassle at parks.
00:03:42.420 Only eat angel hair at home.
00:03:44.240 At parks, I eat shells or elbows.
00:03:45.840 when I'm home.
00:03:47.120 I also enjoy eating
00:03:48.240 the refrigerated, uncooked pasta.
00:03:50.520 As I write this,
00:03:51.360 I'm eating cold ravioli.
00:03:53.080 That's disturbing.
00:03:54.180 It's disturbing.
00:03:54.980 Is this, you know...
00:03:56.120 It also may not be healthy.
00:03:57.540 Yeah.
00:03:58.060 And I don't want to be
00:03:58.740 sitting next to that person
00:03:59.860 if they get sick
00:04:00.720 on the roller coaster
00:04:01.640 at the amusement park.
00:04:02.720 Yes.
00:04:03.200 Now, we're not
00:04:04.260 an amusement park family,
00:04:05.920 but if we were,
00:04:08.100 and I did get talked into going,
00:04:10.520 probably wouldn't want to
00:04:11.520 sit next to that person
00:04:12.400 on the ride.
00:04:13.180 It could be dangerous, too,
00:04:14.240 because the pasta's hard.
00:04:15.260 It could be projectile.
00:04:15.520 Yes.
00:04:15.840 Yeah. Would you say this is weird but anodyne or the sort of thing that this person should seek professional counseling for?
00:04:24.600 Weird but anodyne.
00:04:25.540 Okay. Yeah. Okay. That's fine.
00:04:26.940 We'll let her go.
00:04:27.660 Yes.
00:04:28.860 Is it bad that I felt awful for this predator on a Chris Hansen show?
00:04:33.140 Oh. 0.99
00:04:34.100 This is from Reddit No Stupid Questions, user FightsThatChangedMe. 0.64
00:04:38.840 I was watching Takedown with Chris Hansen earlier. 0.78
00:04:41.400 There was a sting on a guy from Honduras 0.98
00:04:43.200 who clearly spoke essentially no English,
00:04:45.200 had a wife at home,
00:04:46.000 and was working illegally after getting out of Honduras.
00:04:48.480 What he was doing was inexcusable,
00:04:50.280 but I couldn't help but feel bad for him for some reason.
00:04:52.540 I don't know, watching someone realize
00:04:54.200 that their life is essentially over
00:04:55.760 is very hard regardless of what preempted it.
00:04:58.940 I'm assuming he was removed from the U.S.
00:05:00.720 following the investigation.
00:05:02.000 That made me feel even worse for his wife.
00:05:05.680 How can I not feel bad about this?
00:05:07.920 I really shouldn't feel bad
00:05:09.240 about a predator being caught and punished.
00:05:11.000 I agree with that last line.
00:05:12.260 Yeah, and I understand the human empathy
00:05:15.180 for a guy who's in this country
00:05:17.420 trying to make a living.
00:05:20.680 Yeah.
00:05:21.060 And I think I know which case she's talking about.
00:05:23.440 But if he's going to exploit a child,
00:05:26.940 and I don't buy into this cultural difference
00:05:30.400 or needed culture to understand,
00:05:32.060 this is our culture here, 1.00
00:05:33.640 and trying to have sex with a child is wrong. 0.88
00:05:35.800 It's illegal. 0.63
00:05:36.780 And so once you cross that line,
00:05:39.240 You get criminally prosecuted.
00:05:41.060 And if you're here illegally, then they put an ice hold on you.
00:05:45.520 And once you're criminally prosecuted, you will be deported.
00:05:49.000 And that's been going on since the beginning of time here, right?
00:05:53.800 This isn't a new thing with an ice crackdown or anything like that.
00:05:56.720 This is what's supposed to happen in this case.
00:06:01.340 I guess I feel bad.
00:06:02.580 So I understand her feeling, and I'm not suggesting that she's a predator because of that, because she's not.
00:06:08.300 I understand the human empathy there, but as she even admits in that, the right thing is happening in terms of our criminal justice.
00:06:17.080 Yeah, it's funny because this, I feel bad for all criminals in the sense that I feel bad when, even really bad criminals,
00:06:24.920 because I feel bad when people sin because it's bad for everyone and it's contrary to reason and God's will and it just makes everyone's life worse.
00:06:31.240 So I feel bad in that way, but some more than others.
00:06:34.000 And it's funny that this would be the one that this person is upset by. 0.99
00:06:38.300 Like, I think we need to deport illegal aliens. 0.88
00:06:42.540 I think we need to restrict immigration. 1.00
00:06:43.920 I'm a political conservative. 1.00
00:06:45.560 Like, I would deport Abuela.
00:06:47.220 No problem.
00:06:48.000 I wouldn't lose one second sleep at night. 1.00
00:06:49.660 This guy is a child predator with a wife and maybe a kid at home. 0.99
00:06:53.500 Who shouldn't be here in the first place. 1.00
00:06:54.280 Who shouldn't be here in the first place.
00:06:55.200 Like, I don't know, man.
00:06:56.240 I think the only question in that case is, you know, do you go through the prosecution, then deport, or do you deport and not do the prosecution?
00:07:05.820 Right.
00:07:06.780 But I would classify this person, oddly enough.
00:07:09.560 I would say this person needs professional help
00:07:12.080 because they have a terminal and toxic amount of empathy
00:07:16.360 and it is clouding their judgment in other ways.
00:07:19.480 Would you say that or weird but anodyne?
00:07:23.320 What you say is correct.
00:07:25.180 Yeah.
00:07:25.820 I don't think counseling is going to change it.
00:07:29.040 Let me, let Dr. Michael have a little.
00:07:30.960 Yeah, I say, listen, lady, what are we doing?
00:07:33.060 This is a bad guy.
00:07:33.800 We got to get rid of him.
00:07:35.460 Adios.
00:07:36.160 you know, on delay, on delay. Okay. This is, the username is deleted. That's a good sign.
00:07:42.000 Chocolate milk powder. I eat Nesquik chocolate milk powder. No milk. I just consumed the chocolate
00:07:48.860 dust. Hmm. How does he consume it? Does he snort it? I assume, yeah. Credit cards, sort of. Yes,
00:07:56.700 if he just... Better than cocaine, I suppose. Yeah, kind of like nasal snuff, maybe. I would
00:08:02.820 be inclined to classify that as weird but anodyne. I think weird but anodyne. Yeah. You don't need
00:08:08.760 a shrink or drugs or anything for that. Okay. Chocolate. I like chocolate. I don't eat it that
00:08:12.900 way, but I like chocolate. No. I snort everything. You know, I snort a cheese pizza or pepperoni
00:08:17.980 pizza. Okay. Next one up. As an adult, is it inappropriate for me to play with, chat with,
00:08:23.680 or friend young children on Fortnite.
00:08:26.800 Yes.
00:08:29.640 This is Paulie Jojo.
00:08:32.360 First line, I'm an old guy,
00:08:34.440 and I play Fortnite, sometimes alone,
00:08:36.460 sometimes with my kids.
00:08:38.060 I play on console.
00:08:39.420 I usually use a mic when playing alone.
00:08:40.980 I mainly play Team Rumble with random swats.
00:08:43.220 I've never done any of this.
00:08:44.160 I played Donkey Kong and Little Grand Theft Auto.
00:08:46.780 If I encounter someone else who has a mic
00:08:49.100 and they're interesting or entertaining,
00:08:50.700 even if they're young,
00:08:51.660 I will chat with them
00:08:52.900 and will often friend them.
00:08:54.840 I never thought twice about it
00:08:56.200 until a match I had last night.
00:08:57.920 Met a little man who was chatterboxing at me
00:09:00.340 the whole match and was giving really funny
00:09:02.140 running commentary on his game.
00:09:03.900 I friended him and we played a second Rumble together,
00:09:06.740 but then things got a bit awkward.
00:09:08.400 I could hear his parents in the background
00:09:09.680 asking him who he's talking to.
00:09:11.200 Right, that's why it's wrong,
00:09:12.540 because that parent doesn't want
00:09:14.180 their child talking to an adult.
00:09:16.320 And maybe there's no nefarious intent here, maybe,
00:09:20.160 but it's inappropriate,
00:09:21.000 And that's, that's, it's not a gray area.
00:09:23.480 It's black and white.
00:09:24.120 It's inappropriate.
00:09:24.720 And you shouldn't, as an adult, be chatting with children in a setting like that who are not your own children.
00:09:31.680 That's just, that's the line in the sand for me.
00:09:34.440 I don't want to talk to my friend's children at social events when I have to.
00:09:39.980 Right.
00:09:40.460 I would certainly never seek out a child friend on a video game or any other.
00:09:48.180 it seems like something
00:09:50.400 look to your point
00:09:52.260 he might not be a predator or anything like that
00:09:55.000 it's inappropriate
00:09:55.360 it is inappropriate
00:09:56.640 take legality out of it
00:09:58.620 it's inappropriate
00:09:59.540 so it's inappropriate
00:10:04.020 it's not anodyne
00:10:05.480 he shouldn't do it
00:10:06.200 but I actually also kind of think
00:10:08.520 he needs to figure out
00:10:10.340 why he is spending his free time
00:10:13.140 playing games with kids
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00:11:20.520 Male 35, I want to ask my girlfriend, female 33, to wear a watch for me.
00:11:26.520 Relationship advice from WorryAlive9348L. 0.99
00:11:30.500 I have had a thing for watches on women ever since I started liking women.
00:11:34.580 When I see women wearing watches, especially metallic ones, I often take a peek.
00:11:38.580 I've been with my girlfriend for three years.
00:11:40.220 I would like to ask her if I can gift her a watch that she'd wear for me from time to time.
00:11:45.060 And I would like to navigate some feelings before that and also get some advice on how to approach this with her.
00:11:50.860 It's a really erotic thought for me.
00:11:55.000 A watch?
00:11:57.180 Anodyne.
00:11:58.360 I'm kind of a watch guy.
00:12:00.020 Yeah, so am I.
00:12:00.960 You're a watch.
00:12:01.580 You have a very nice tutor and sort of turquoise.
00:12:04.640 I love watches.
00:12:06.020 I do too.
00:12:06.800 Can I make a confession?
00:12:07.880 Sure.
00:12:08.360 I'm making this confession to Chris Hansen.
00:12:10.340 But this is the weirdest thing I do on the internet.
00:12:12.900 And when I go off in my room tonight and quiet.
00:12:15.060 Oh, I look at watches all the time.
00:12:16.280 Do you?
00:12:16.700 Okay, that's what I.
00:12:17.600 And I don't think that's uncommon.
00:12:19.080 I mean, look, guys don't have other forms of jewelry.
00:12:22.160 I mean, you wear a wedding ring, I wear a wedding ring.
00:12:24.260 Yeah.
00:12:24.480 And the watches are things.
00:12:26.360 And, I mean, I happen to be on watch probation right now because.
00:12:31.400 It can get expensive.
00:12:32.420 Yeah.
00:12:32.560 Yeah.
00:12:33.160 And.
00:12:35.460 I mean, I'm kind of.
00:12:36.940 You're not allowed to get any for a minute, but...
00:12:38.140 I'm joking about the setup a little bit,
00:12:39.680 but I actually do, when I'm sitting...
00:12:41.620 I'm fascinated by them all.
00:12:42.900 I am.
00:12:43.480 I'll read the articles.
00:12:44.340 My sons and I trade back and forth.
00:12:46.380 My oldest son and I were out this weekend,
00:12:49.560 and he got a beautiful Shinola,
00:12:52.680 which is a Detroit brand.
00:12:53.860 We happened to get it in New York,
00:12:54.820 but he got his Shinola.
00:12:56.760 It's a beautiful watch.
00:12:58.640 Yeah.
00:12:59.000 And it was a whole day for us.
00:13:00.340 It was a great father-son.
00:13:02.180 So now, I...
00:13:03.460 Okay, one, that makes me feel better
00:13:05.660 about when I'm, you know,
00:13:06.460 in the dark recesses
00:13:07.360 of the internet
00:13:07.820 watching Teddy Baldassare.
00:13:10.440 Yeah, he's great.
00:13:11.060 He's great.
00:13:11.440 I'm a big fan of him.
00:13:12.220 Yes.
00:13:12.620 Yeah.
00:13:12.920 And I think,
00:13:14.160 I was talking to someone,
00:13:14.920 I said, this is weird.
00:13:15.880 I got to stop this.
00:13:17.020 And a friend of mine said,
00:13:18.380 oh, come on.
00:13:19.180 Every guy needs a way
00:13:20.140 to just like turn his brain off
00:13:21.520 and it's better to do that. 0.68
00:13:22.620 I agree.
00:13:23.360 But I figured out a way
00:13:24.840 to be into watches
00:13:26.440 without going on probation.
00:13:28.000 Getting caught.
00:13:28.500 Without getting caught, yes.
00:13:30.040 Yeah, I bought one fancy watch
00:13:32.520 when my first kid was born
00:13:33.620 and I've gotten some
00:13:35.140 like kind of not very financially valuable watches but sentimentally valuable ones from
00:13:38.860 grandparents and stuff sure but i kind of like collecting cheap watches but that's that's fun
00:13:45.480 and not every watch has to be thousands of dollars yeah i mean there are some beautiful
00:13:50.880 hamilton watches out there and and other micro brands and and you know timex does stuff and
00:13:57.200 and you know not every watch in my box is an expensive watch some are just interesting and
00:14:02.060 It's about the story.
00:14:03.880 But you know why this guy actually needs counseling? 1.00
00:14:07.400 Because my wife, I have this saintly wife. 1.00
00:14:11.100 She's a paragon of virtue.
00:14:13.060 She's wonderful in all these ways.
00:14:14.980 And when I got my fancy watch, I said, okay, well, should I buy you?
00:14:20.020 I feel kind of weird getting a, it is jewelry, you know, should I get you?
00:14:23.520 And she said, nah, it doesn't interest me.
00:14:25.620 She goes, at some point, get me a necklace or a ring or something,
00:14:28.100 but I don't care about the watches at all.
00:14:29.440 And I thought, I really lucked out here.
00:14:33.580 I just saved myself thousands, who knows, over $10,000 over the years.
00:14:38.860 Why would he want to get his wife an expensive new taste?
00:14:43.740 Well, because it obviously excites him in other ways.
00:14:47.160 But, you know, if that's his thing, if he likes seeing something, you know, it's like fishing.
00:14:52.040 I mean, you know, some fish like the shiny lure, and this is his shiny lure.
00:14:56.980 And look, it's his girlfriend.
00:14:58.300 She's an adult.
00:14:58.840 Some guys like the treble, some guys like the bass,
00:15:01.880 and some guys like, I don't know, the whole note.
00:15:05.720 I don't know, whatever that is, okay.
00:15:07.080 All right, we'll put him in anodyte.
00:15:08.820 Yeah, I think it's harmless.
00:15:10.060 Is it weird or strange for guys to wear thongs and leggings?
00:15:13.980 Okay.
00:15:15.320 Yes.
00:15:16.160 Really, we just took a real swerve there.
00:15:17.760 Went from watches to...
00:15:18.860 Yeah.
00:15:20.100 This is from OwnBench7237.
00:15:22.440 Okay, so basically, I'm a really fit, sexy guy 0.88
00:15:25.800 with a perfect derriere and body.
00:15:29.180 I have had many girlfriends and many girl partners.
00:15:31.480 I'm not really into guys.
00:15:32.800 I've tried experimenting before.
00:15:34.080 What are we doing?
00:15:35.000 But I'm in private.
00:15:37.160 When I'm in private, I just feel more comfortable
00:15:39.840 in outfits like leggings, thongs, cute pajamas,
00:15:43.420 fuzzy socks, bikini underwear.
00:15:45.660 Bikini bathing suits at the pool is this strange.
00:15:48.920 I just like the way it feels so much more comfy and cute.
00:15:52.740 Is it this weird?
00:15:54.500 To me, it's weird, but I don't think I should overstep this beyond Anodyne.
00:16:00.640 I think he's not harming anybody.
00:16:02.340 That's his thing.
00:16:03.240 So what?
00:16:04.780 No.
00:16:05.380 I don't want to see it, but I'm not going to condemn it.
00:16:07.900 I'm sending him to counseling.
00:16:09.580 This is not conducive to his flourishing.
00:16:14.360 He made me think about it.
00:16:15.800 So he actually is harming me because I have to think about this now.
00:16:18.540 Yeah, he's going to counseling.
00:16:19.940 That's all right.
00:16:20.540 Okay.
00:16:21.280 I'm not going to oppose it.
00:16:22.900 Okay.
00:16:23.340 All right.
00:16:23.620 This, am I wrong for taking my kids to a Pride Festival?
00:16:31.220 Pride Festival is today in my city.
00:16:33.860 I always said I would never take my kids because the few years have gone.
00:16:39.180 People don't write very well on Reddit.
00:16:40.600 I have seen people just almost nude and fetishes.
00:16:44.140 They do advertise as family friendly.
00:16:45.680 They have a kid section.
00:16:46.340 In the past few years, my two 12-year-olds have come out to me first as bi.
00:16:51.380 Now one came out to me as trans boy almost a year ago,
00:16:55.020 and my other kid is omnisexual.
00:16:58.620 Their dad doesn't really know this.
00:17:01.480 So I guess the mother, he only thinks they are bi.
00:17:04.460 He is not open-minded.
00:17:05.520 My kids are scared to tell him.
00:17:06.640 They really want to go to Pride.
00:17:08.600 So I was able to score a free ticket and was planning on taking them.
00:17:10.940 I don't know if I should.
00:17:11.680 Am I in the wrong?
00:17:12.780 Now the kids are a bit scared to go.
00:17:14.600 They are like, Mom, maybe we shouldn't go.
00:17:16.340 I don't want dad to even know this.
00:17:16.840 And they're 12?
00:17:17.460 They're 12.
00:17:19.060 I think that's confusing to a 12-year-old.
00:17:21.660 Yeah.
00:17:22.740 I think that's a restrained way to put it,
00:17:25.220 a very diplomatic way to put it. 0.94
00:17:28.580 I would arrest the mother.
00:17:30.460 I would not.
00:17:31.740 Whatever's going on is, like, really bad here.
00:17:34.220 That sounds like a whole lot to be happening in one household.
00:17:37.720 What are the odds, statistically?
00:17:39.760 What are the odds?
00:17:40.240 Statistically, I think they're...
00:17:41.640 About a bazillion to one.
00:17:43.280 Yeah, okay.
00:17:44.900 Can we go back to the watch one?
00:17:47.120 Yeah, I prefer the watch one.
00:17:48.400 Okay. 1.00
00:17:48.800 Poor wife stories. 1.00
00:17:49.560 All right, last one. 1.00
00:17:50.700 Let's see. 0.81
00:17:51.640 I am sexually attracted to Jar Jar Binks. 0.99
00:17:55.140 Our confessions, you monkey. 0.99
00:17:57.940 I'm not going to read that username because it's vulgar. 0.98
00:18:00.500 His eyes, those floppy ears, his gorgeous smile, those sexy feet of his.
00:18:05.160 And my lord, he has got some big juicy lips.
00:18:09.900 He needs help. 0.82
00:18:10.840 He needs help.
00:18:11.840 Yeah, it's not even a gray area.
00:18:13.040 It's because, well, I guess he might be a gray area.
00:18:17.040 Jar Jar Binks, that is.
00:18:18.080 Yeah.
00:18:18.320 Yes, but the question is not...
00:18:20.660 In Star Wars, you had Princess Leia in a bikini.
00:18:23.760 Right, humans, actual humans.
00:18:25.100 That was great, or Natalie Portman was in the later movies.
00:18:29.660 Yeah.
00:18:30.640 Yeah, that's not right.
00:18:33.840 I just want to... 0.88
00:18:36.100 The monkey juice user here.
00:18:39.640 You see how this looks, right? 0.99
00:18:41.160 Yeah, exactly.
00:18:42.340 It doesn't look good.
00:18:43.120 It doesn't look good.
00:18:44.540 Chris, thank you for lending your expertise to this investigation.
00:18:47.440 Happy to do it.
00:18:48.320 We'll see you next time on To Catch a Redditor.
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