The Michael Knowles Show - January 18, 2025


Trump’s Funniest Highlights from 45—And Now, 4 More Years!


Episode Stats


Length

10 minutes

Words per minute

139.95427

Word count

1,428

Sentence count

143

Harmful content

Misogyny

3

sentences flagged

Hate speech

5

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Summary

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Trump is back in the White House! President-elect Donald J. Trump will be sworn in as President of the United States of America on January 20th, 2020. On this episode of The Michael Knowles Show, President Trump talks about his transition of power and what he plans to do in the next four years.

Transcript

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00:00:37.620 I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers on this.
00:00:46.100 Happy days are almost here again in just about two days now.
00:00:50.760 A little, I don't know, not even, a little less than two days.
00:00:53.080 I will be in Washington, D.C. live for the inauguration.
00:00:56.640 In fact, my show, the Michael Knowles Show, will kick off all of DAILYWIRE's coverage for the inauguration, I guess, at 8.30 Eastern.
00:01:03.980 And then we'll roll through, and then President Covfefe comes back into power.
00:01:07.100 And it's going to be great.
00:01:07.960 For a little preview of what we can expect over the next four years,
00:01:11.800 the producers have compiled some of the greatest hits so far.
00:01:17.600 Here are the best of President Trump's nicknames.
00:01:20.580 Little Pencil Neck
00:01:22.240 Chef Watermelon Head
00:01:23.700 Pocahontas 0.98
00:01:24.720 Crooked Hillary 1.00
00:01:25.700 Crazy Birdie
00:01:26.720 Laughing Kamala
00:01:27.840 L-A-F-F-I-N apostrophe 1.00
00:01:29.840 Ron DeSanctimonious
00:01:31.300 Alfred E. Newman
00:01:32.120 Bird Brain
00:01:32.880 Tampon Tim
00:01:33.820 Sleepy Joe Biden
00:01:35.180 Obama
00:01:35.860 Obama
00:01:38.200 Let me be clear.
00:01:41.420 They're all great.
00:01:42.160 The ones that seem the weakest are somehow the best.
00:01:46.980 L-A-F-F-I-N apostrophe 1.00
00:01:49.880 Love it.
00:01:51.200 What are we going to have next for all these senators who are trying to hold up as nominees?
00:01:54.580 What are we going to have next for the Prime Minister of Denmark?
00:01:57.200 Oh, can you imagine?
00:01:58.320 When we send the F-35s over Greenland to take over?
00:02:00.920 Oh, man.
00:02:02.020 I can't wait.
00:02:02.600 Now we turn to, it's called We Do a Little Trolling.
00:02:05.440 We do a little trolling.
00:02:06.780 It's called We Do a Little Trolling.
00:02:08.120 You know, she said she had 33,000 emails, and the emails were for her yoga lessons.
00:02:14.380 You know, she's not big into yoga, I think.
00:02:16.760 If she is, she's not getting her money's worth.
00:02:19.780 Oh, here's another one.
00:02:20.800 Go home to mom.
00:02:21.800 Go home to mom.
00:02:25.180 And your mother is voting for Trump?
00:02:27.780 She's voting for Trump?
00:02:30.480 True.
00:02:31.660 President Obama was constantly chewing gum.
00:02:34.960 And then on top of that, he took it out of his mouth, put it back.
00:02:39.460 You can't do it.
00:02:40.400 It's disgusting.
00:02:41.840 Somebody had to do it.
00:02:43.840 I am the chosen one.
00:02:46.100 Somebody had to do it.
00:02:52.720 Keep it tight.
00:02:55.140 We've got the salt on it.
00:02:59.700 It never touches the human hand.
00:03:01.780 Very good.
00:03:02.360 Nice and full.
00:03:03.360 Thank you.
00:03:04.440 Good.
00:03:05.240 This is just so beautiful.
00:03:07.560 It's called We Do a Little Trolling.
00:03:09.380 Even when he gets up there and your mother works for, you all know my doctor, Dr. Vinny Boombasso.
00:03:14.580 I tell you, no respect, no respect he gets.
00:03:16.900 The guy is the greatest stand-up comedian alive today.
00:03:21.520 Certainly since Norm Macdonald died.
00:03:23.080 There's no question about it.
00:03:24.120 9-11.
00:03:25.520 Now we turn to the best of fighting the press.
00:03:28.980 I've got to come over and see the fake news.
00:03:31.280 Let's go.
00:03:31.620 She's shocked that I picked her.
00:03:33.840 I don't remember that.
00:03:34.740 State of shock.
00:03:35.900 I'm not thinking, Mr. President.
00:03:36.580 That's okay.
00:03:37.140 I know you're not thinking.
00:03:38.120 You never do.
00:03:38.980 I'm sorry?
00:03:39.460 Please.
00:03:39.980 Don't be a baby.
00:03:40.940 What a stupid question that is.
00:03:42.900 What a stupid question.
00:03:44.560 But I watch you a lot.
00:03:45.640 You ask a lot of stupid questions.
00:03:47.180 COVID, COVID, you know why?
00:03:49.720 They're trying to talk everybody out of voting.
00:03:51.740 People aren't buying it, CNN, you dumb bastards.
00:03:54.640 Mr. President-elect, can you give us a question?
00:03:56.380 You're attacking us.
00:03:57.500 Can you give us a question?
00:03:58.620 Don't be rude.
00:03:59.400 Can you give us a question?
00:04:00.720 I'm not going to give you a question.
00:04:01.660 Can you stay categorically?
00:04:02.820 You are fake news.
00:04:04.020 Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia.
00:04:05.560 Russia, Russia.
00:04:06.700 Russia.
00:04:07.300 Russia, Russia, Russia.
00:04:08.820 It was all bulls**t.
00:04:11.100 It's in the head turn.
00:04:15.540 Especially as a child of New York who grew up there,
00:04:19.420 I'm pretty familiar with the mannerisms and rhetoric of New Yorkers.
00:04:23.260 Your life!
00:04:24.020 Bing bong!
00:04:24.600 And it's all...
00:04:27.280 Even that pause, it's just so...
00:04:29.720 You are fake news.
00:04:30.800 Now, you know what's not fake news?
00:04:32.920 In two days, we will be live on the ground in Washington, D.C.
00:04:36.740 for President Trump's inauguration.
00:04:39.120 Watch live.
00:04:40.220 Join the fight.
00:04:40.720 DailyWire.com slash subscribe.
00:04:42.820 All the coverage kicking off with the Michael Knowles Show,
00:04:45.780 8.30 Eastern Time.
00:04:47.620 You're going to get me.
00:04:48.880 Then you can go make a sandwich or whatever when I go off the screen.
00:04:51.440 But then I'm going to come back on the screen
00:04:52.560 because we're going to be covering the inauguration live from D.C.
00:04:56.640 Inauguration Day, January 20th.
00:04:58.980 Watch it with us.
00:05:00.240 Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Michael Knowles, Andrew Klavan, and Jeremy Boring.
00:05:04.160 Live from D.C.
00:05:05.220 Donald Trump's historic second term officially begins.
00:05:08.200 Coverage starts at 8.30 a.m. Eastern.
00:05:10.160 Watch live on Daily Wire Plus.
00:05:13.120 Next up, President Trump with world leaders.
00:05:16.140 The orb.
00:05:29.600 I remember the orb.
00:05:30.660 I remember the orb.
00:05:30.700 getting a good picture, everybody.
00:05:48.220 So we look nice and handsome.
00:05:50.160 That was the best one.
00:06:01.940 Abe was terrific.
00:06:03.380 He's a R.I.P.
00:06:04.580 Abe.
00:06:05.080 He was great.
00:06:05.840 The koi fish was great.
00:06:07.120 But the best one, the best of any of those interactions,
00:06:09.900 better than the orb, better than pulling people in for the handshake,
00:06:13.380 was that, all right, you're going to make sure we look nice and good and thin.
00:06:17.300 And then that cut to Kim Jong-un.
00:06:28.820 Next up, best of President Trump with children.
00:06:31.720 Well that's very good
00:06:43.460 Will you just have a good time
00:06:44.760 Are you still a believer in Santa
00:06:46.820 Because at 7 it's March
00:06:51.000 Future construction worker
00:07:01.720 Where's your daddy
00:07:09.060 And your mommy right
00:07:11.300 Do you want to go back
00:07:12.720 Do you want to go back to them
00:07:14.120 Or do you want to stay with Donald Trump
00:07:15.580 Trump
00:07:17.980 Trump that's great
00:07:26.960 The construction worker is great
00:07:28.300 But the best one without question
00:07:30.180 Is you still a believer in Santa
00:07:32.340 Because at 7 it's marginal right
00:07:34.440 Kind of marginal
00:07:37.460 Some of the best Trump tweets
00:07:39.640 This was back when Twitter was Twitter
00:07:41.160 Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart
00:07:44.220 She cheated on him like a dog 1.00
00:07:46.020 And we'll do it again
00:07:46.760 Just watch
00:07:47.400 He can do much better
00:07:48.640 Listen
00:07:50.020 President Trump understands matters of the heart
00:07:52.140 You're beautiful
00:07:54.180 The concept of global warming
00:07:55.940 Was created by and for the Chinese 0.99
00:07:57.340 In order to make US manufacturing non-competitive
00:07:59.440 That one's almost dull
00:08:00.780 By Trump standards
00:08:01.880 That one's almost so obvious
00:08:03.220 This is one of
00:08:05.320 One of the greatest
00:08:06.260 That he's ever posted
00:08:07.800 I would like to extend
00:08:09.520 My best wishes to all
00:08:11.000 Even the haters and losers
00:08:12.840 On this
00:08:13.640 On this special date
00:08:19.260 September 11th
00:08:20.440 There's a reason
00:08:25.800 That one sticks around
00:08:27.120 And keeps popping up
00:08:28.420 Healthy young child
00:08:30.340 Goes to doctor
00:08:30.880 Gets pumped with
00:08:31.760 Massive shot of many vaccines
00:08:33.240 Doesn't feel good
00:08:33.900 And changes
00:08:34.460 Autism
00:08:35.380 Many such cases
00:08:36.580 I know you're not allowed to say that
00:08:38.880 Maybe now you are allowed to say that
00:08:40.080 Because Bobby Kennedy
00:08:40.900 Is the health guru of America
00:08:43.160 But I don't know
00:08:44.160 It seems like
00:08:45.140 There are at least
00:08:46.380 Some such cases
00:08:47.420 Barney
00:08:48.060 I remember this one too
00:08:49.400 Barney Frank looked disgusting
00:08:51.420 Nipples protruding 0.82
00:08:53.900 In his blue shirt
00:08:57.000 Before Congress
00:08:57.900 Very very disrespectful
00:08:59.720 It was
00:09:00.480 It was
00:09:01.420 You shouldn't
00:09:02.080 You should dress in a manner
00:09:03.680 Befitting the dignity
00:09:04.960 Or the ideal dignity
00:09:07.040 Of that chamber
00:09:08.160 I've never seen a thin person
00:09:10.240 Drinking Diet Coke
00:09:11.120 Of course
00:09:11.680 Of course
00:09:12.380 Good point
00:09:12.900 The American flag
00:09:14.400 There you go baby
00:09:15.240 There it is
00:09:16.300 Wow
00:09:17.460 Where's the best tweet?
00:09:19.880 You didn't get the best tweet
00:09:21.040 The very best tweet
00:09:22.920 That President Trump
00:09:24.040 Has ever made
00:09:24.960 Is 0.88
00:09:26.260 A great book for you
00:09:28.420 Reading
00:09:28.640 Enjoyment
00:09:29.220 Reasons to Vote for Democrats
00:09:31.260 By Michael J. Knowles
00:09:32.980 The American people
00:09:34.240 Agreed with the thesis
00:09:34.980 Of that book in November
00:09:35.940 Perhaps there will be
00:09:36.820 An expanded edition
00:09:37.720 Perhaps we can get another
00:09:38.580 Blurb from President Trump
00:09:39.580 There will be ample time
00:09:40.760 During this
00:09:42.400 His second term
00:09:44.020 Look forward to seeing you all
00:09:45.340 At the inauguration
00:09:46.160 Do you have the best
00:09:49.040 If you were you
00:09:57.460 To see you all
00:10:02.800 In the next