The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 17th April 2026

00:00:00.000 morning are you all right i hope that you are sincerely hope that you are

00:00:11.440 right i had a bushy-tailed rocking and raring for the day ahead

00:00:16.860 me yeah i'm all good i'm joined by my producer little harry how are you this morning good sir

00:00:21.100 morning yeah i'm all good great you are the glorious band the chosen few know who you are

00:00:26.840 I know who you are, the best among us, pretty much the best people on earth

00:00:30.460 Objectively

00:00:34.340 Tuning in to Breakfast with Beau, quite equally known as the Beau Show

00:00:39.420 What more can you ask?

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00:00:46.600 A perfect existence

00:00:50.020 okay it has just ticked up to eight in the a.m british summertime it's now friday

00:00:58.160 that friday feeling thank f it's friday on the 17th of april in the year of our lord

00:01:04.100 2026 this week seems to have gone fantastically quickly for me seems like just a blink ago and

00:01:11.540 it was i was talking about this monday morning all right without any further ado enough of that faff

00:01:17.160 What's the legacy corporate mainstream media

00:01:20.120 Banging on about this morning

00:01:21.200 What are they lying to you about by omission this morning

00:01:24.000 Because that's what they do isn't it

00:01:24.960 That's their favourite tactic

00:01:26.140 It's their only real tactic anymore isn't it

00:01:29.520 You know 1.00

00:01:30.440 Don't talk about Ireland guys

00:01:32.680 Hey the cabal of Fleet Street editors

00:01:35.400 In their

00:01:37.000 In their WhatsApp

00:01:38.560 Facebook group something

00:01:39.920 Hey guys

00:01:40.500 Don't talk about Ireland

00:01:42.020 And all the

00:01:43.080 All the petrol protests there

00:01:45.180 Where normal people can't really function very much anymore

00:01:48.640 And the Irish government just sent in the riot police and the army

00:01:51.660 Don't talk about that

00:01:52.360 Don't talk about Epson

00:01:55.200 Don't talk about Epson

00:01:57.440 Where some woman got gang raped outside a church

00:02:00.440 And everyone knows who did it

00:02:02.220 Everyone knows who did it

00:02:04.720 And the police refused to give any details of it

00:02:06.940 When the normal people of Epson

00:02:09.320 Get all annoyed about it

00:02:11.580 We send in riot police

00:02:12.640 Don't talk about that, yeah?

00:02:15.180 Whatever you do, don't mention that

00:02:16.420 It's a Mandy day today, we're going to talk all about Mandy today

00:02:19.120 But don't mention when he's on Rothschild's boat yet

00:02:22.880 Don't mention what his actual crimes were at all

00:02:26.000 Just say that he was just friends with Epstein

00:02:27.960 Don't mention the treasonous and insider trader crimes he did

00:02:31.600 Don't mention that, yeah?

00:02:35.300 Right, what have we got here?

00:02:37.460 Starmer in peril

00:02:38.440 Starmer's in peril

00:02:41.020 And Gunner's hero dead

00:02:43.740 Gooners

00:02:45.780 The Gooners hero is dead

00:02:49.220 That's a goalkeeper

00:02:52.860 Who used to play for Arsenal

00:02:54.160 The Gunners

00:02:55.080 The Gooners

00:02:56.060 He's died

00:02:57.920 His car got hit by a train

00:02:59.520 Anyway

00:03:00.020 We'll get into it

00:03:01.700 Start me in peril

00:03:03.000 So as I mentioned 0.96

00:03:03.600 It's a Mandy day today

00:03:04.900 The pain is calling

00:03:07.860 Oh Mandy

00:03:08.880 I've decided to go back to Mandy today

00:03:11.540 It's been in the news a bit

00:03:13.140 it looks like pretty much a slam dunk case that Starmer seems to have lied

00:03:19.520 seems to have been caught in lies like pretty pretty much slam dunk black and white case of

00:03:25.880 it more or less first thing to say I'll say there is a difference between like a good faith

00:03:35.700 error and a full-blown lie right they're two very different things aren't they

00:03:39.320 to say something that was factually wrong and incorrect but you didn't know it was at the time

00:03:42.900 You genuinely believed you were saying the correct thing

00:03:46.060 And then knowing what you're saying

00:03:49.640 You know, fully

00:03:51.980 Full blown, knowing what you're saying is a lie

00:03:55.000 And you say it anyway

00:03:55.660 With that said

00:04:00.300 Starmer in peril again as number 10 turns on the Foreign Office

00:04:05.020 So basically

00:04:06.820 What it is, it was shown

00:04:08.780 It seems

00:04:10.240 that peter mandelson ex-lord mandelson as was didn't pass his vetting if you want to work for

00:04:19.220 the foreign office right one of the most prestigious probably is the most prestigious

00:04:23.640 government department the foreign office back in it's not the case anymore but back in the day

00:04:29.120 you'd almost certainly have to be quite posh probably connected best if you got a first

00:04:34.760 from oxford or cambridge that's just to be a lowly the first tier researcher very very low on the

00:04:40.600 rung just that have to pass all sorts of vetting it used to be the case that you had to you had

00:04:47.960 to have both your parents were british citizens and things if he's going to be very very seen if

00:04:53.400 he's going to be any sort of diplomat an actual diplomat or an ambassador you'd have to have

00:04:58.080 absolutely squeaky clean past and life 100%

00:05:03.440 hey all of that's gone out the window now when I was young when I first left

00:05:06.600 uni I was interested in joining the Foreign Office that would be a cool job

00:05:10.440 wouldn't it when I'm young when I'm like 22 or something I don't know really what

00:05:14.160 to do with my life I haven't got a clear clear plan of exactly the girl I want to

00:05:18.060 be like it's been my childhood dream to be a fireman my whole life now I'm gonna

00:05:22.180 try and be if I'm it wasn't that I was like what's cool what could I do what's

00:05:24.580 prestigious what's nice foreign office maybe i didn't get in

00:05:31.620 i wasn't good enough my second class degree wasn't good enough

00:05:34.900 and i was just working class lads so they're like no thanks 0.85

00:05:39.140 anyway anyway oh and that's all that's changed now

00:05:44.660 also where my father's an american that was against me as well

00:05:49.300 back then they really wanted your parents perhaps even your grandparents to be

00:05:53.140 british okay anyway so mandy being the the ambassador to the us which once again other

00:06:02.100 than perhaps the minister themselves which was david lammy in this case other than the minister

00:06:08.020 and the junior ministers and possibly the permanent secretaries the most prestigious

00:06:14.340 thing you can do in the foreign office is the ambassador to the us it's the most senior

00:06:18.820 ambassadorial job easily by far so to parachute someone else in it should be given as a career

00:06:25.900 ending treat for someone that's been an ambassador for 30 years they work their way up from like

00:06:32.620 the ambassador of montenegro or the ambassador of thailand the ambassador of italy and finally

00:06:40.240 right at the end of their career usually a night someone's already you go okay you can be the

00:06:47.120 ambassador for you so to just parachute in mandy and they had to vet him as i say even the most

00:06:55.020 lowly like t-boy in the foreign office should be utterly utterly vetted make sure that no one's

00:07:01.680 got any compromise on them that they can't be bribed or blackmailed in any way and that they're

00:07:06.020 not a spy even like the t-boys make sure you're not a spy okay so and if you're of any importance

00:07:16.120 there'll be deep deep deep vetting going going through line by line your life really

00:07:19.720 and the main thing is making sure you can't be blackmailed by foreign agents or that you're

00:07:27.460 just working for them all right so the foreign office themselves and Keir Starmer had said in

00:07:36.580 the past yeah he passed his vetting he didn't he didn't there's a few details about whether

00:07:44.840 People lied to Starmer

00:07:48.020 And said he had passed his vetting

00:07:50.040 And then Starmer just took that

00:07:51.320 And said okay fine good

00:07:53.120 And then told Parliament and the rest of the world that

00:07:56.140 And it was wrong

00:07:56.820 So i.e. a good faith error

00:07:58.920 Or whether he knew

00:08:00.860 That Mandy hadn't passed his vetting

00:08:03.220 And said that he had

00:08:04.740 I.e. a full blown liar 0.77

00:08:06.100 And he said these things in Parliament and in interviews 0.99

00:08:08.820 And at a lectern and all sorts of things

00:08:10.860 So that's the slam dunk that he said it

00:08:13.260 It's just whether it was in good or bad faith

00:08:14.820 some are saying the foreign officer saying we were going through the vetting then the government

00:08:22.720 starmer announced him as the ambassador and at that point we were it was a bit of a sticky wicket

00:08:27.760 at that point we could either and then he failed the vetting then mandy fails the vetting so at

00:08:32.480 that point the foreign officer like well we can either say he's failed the vetting and get

00:08:38.200 everything undone and it'd be a bit of an embarrassment for the government or we'll just

00:08:42.900 let him be the ambassador and we're not sure of all the details of exactly what's going on here

00:08:51.340 because some of it doesn't really add up but some of the reports are saying that it was that

00:08:58.620 that they were they hadn't finished the vetting it was announced and so they just let him be the

00:09:04.060 ambassador super shoddy if that is the case that's a fail in government and in the foreign

00:09:11.060 office itself like the civil service okay there's loads more questions though then now

00:09:21.560 if that was the case if we're going to accept what starmer said i he was just told that the

00:09:27.840 security service had done the the vetting and the foreign office were happy with it and so it's all

00:09:32.600 good and he greenlit mandy and on we go if that's even true i don't i suspect that's not true

00:09:38.060 Even if that is true

00:09:40.460 Well then

00:09:41.380 Who's pulling the strings at the Foreign Office?

00:09:46.720 One of the very very most senior civil servants there

00:09:48.960 What's his name?

00:09:49.820 Ollie Robbins

00:09:50.800 Has resigned

00:09:51.960 Overnight

00:09:52.920 Or yesterday

00:09:54.280 Yesterday or overnight

00:09:55.680 He's resigned

00:09:56.700 He's been thrown under the bus

00:09:58.120 Basically number 10 have said

00:09:59.920 It's the Foreign Office's fault

00:10:01.560 Not our fault

00:10:02.140 So his head has got to roll

00:10:04.540 Professionally

00:10:08.060 So, let's just say Starmer's story, Starmer's story about it all is correct, is true.

00:10:15.620 And why did the Foreign Office, why did someone like Olly Robbins do that?

00:10:19.080 Who's put in his strings?

00:10:21.780 Who said to him at that point,

00:10:24.580 oh, the government has greenlit Mandelson and announced it,

00:10:29.440 so you just let it go?

00:10:32.100 You just thought it through?

00:10:32.840 Who's that?

00:10:34.600 or if it's not the case it was just

00:10:39.560 starmer knew that he'd probably fail the vetting and so you can just announce it just announce it

00:10:47.200 and it's a fait accompli who got him to do that if he did that you know he's really pulling the

00:10:55.140 who really really got mandy that job manipulated number 10 and the foreign office to get mandy

00:11:02.340 that job who really was it don't talk about that though guys it's a mandy day and we're putting

00:11:08.920 mandy on all the front pages but don't talk about what really happened who knows i don't know

00:11:14.360 actually powerful people

00:11:17.420 like the fifth balance baron rothschild or i don't know who knows ehood barrett

00:11:26.080 alan greenspan larry summers i don't know who knows who i don't know i did

00:11:32.340 someone though right someone beyond the foreign office and

00:11:38.240 Keir Starmer themselves got Mandy that job

00:11:41.180 don't talk about any of that no and even within the details today don't

00:11:51.240 mention like the worst bits of what Mandy actually did whilst he was in that

00:11:55.200 post

00:11:55.620 and things he did previously right in the golden brown years don't bring that up

00:12:04.560 let's actually start writing a puff piece again about manderson how he's really not all that bad

00:12:11.680 should we do that should we start lining that up have it in the tank ready to try and rehabilitate

00:12:16.520 his reputation yeah all right let's read the blurb on the front of the eye paper starmer in

00:12:24.980 peril again as number 10 turns on the foreign office prime minister is accused of misleading

00:12:31.120 parliament after revelation that manderson failed security vetting but was given job anyway

00:12:35.820 remember uh what was it uh jonathan powell came out a few weeks ago when this mandy stuff was

00:12:46.160 sort of first around jonathan powell he's been around the scene forever he was in with tony

00:12:50.680 Blair in 1997 as as Mandy was of course been around from the very beginning Jonathan Powell

00:12:56.560 he was Blair's chief of staff I think at number 10 for a while and had a whole number of different

00:13:00.960 jobs in and around government whenever Labour has been in government total total total insider

00:13:07.500 Jonathan Powell he said because I think he's I think he's current role he's at the foreign

00:13:12.720 office somewhere somewhere or other and um anyway he's he had said on record that he had found it

00:13:18.680 odd i'm paraphrasing but jonathan powell found it odd that mandy had passed all his vetting unusually

00:13:26.440 quickly but usually these things like i say they'll go through your life with a fine tooth comb

00:13:33.240 your whole life that takes a a long while weeks and weeks and weeks maybe months

00:13:40.840 but jonathan powell had noticed that the process for mandy seemed unusually quick

00:13:48.680 yeah because he didn't pass the vet the security vettie

00:13:52.280 imagine imagine if you're part of that team somewhere or other

00:13:57.000 in the labyrinthine basements of whitehall you work for the security service you work for mi5

00:14:02.540 or whatever something like that your job is to vet peter mandelson you start doing and you realize

00:14:08.340 oh god no oh wow no this guy this guy is nowhere near up to snuff you tell your political overlords

00:14:17.560 And they're like, okay, thanks for the information

00:14:19.320 Pipe down

00:14:21.260 Next day is all over the news 1.00

00:14:23.240 Number 10, Mandy's got the job

00:14:24.840 And you're that security

00:14:27.060 Just imagine that, you'd be like, what is

00:14:28.380 What's going on?

00:14:30.900 What's the point then?

00:14:33.000 Alright, the blurb goes on

00:14:34.420 Downing Street insists

00:14:36.160 Keir Stamil's kept in the dark until this week

00:14:39.120 I doubt it

00:14:43.240 I just doubt that

00:14:47.480 that's their story that's the story they're going with and says foreign office officials

00:14:55.720 overhauled the security services sorry overruled did you threaten to overrule him

00:15:02.860 the foreign office overruled security services

00:15:08.300 was it even if it was who told them to

00:15:12.440 Well, just Ollie Robbins decided to go rogue, did he?

00:15:17.440 A career civil servant.

00:15:21.620 He just decided to go rogue on behalf of Peter Mandelson for no reason, did he?

00:15:26.600 Okay.

00:15:27.600 They overruled the security services who warned that Lord Mandelson should not be allowed

00:15:32.560 to become ambassador to Washington. 0.96

00:15:34.060 Yeah, because he's dodgy as hell.

00:15:37.560 Conservative leader Olukemi Badenoch calls on the Prime Minister to resign. 0.87

00:15:43.160 and alleges he misled parliament oh he did didn't he again olu kemi not wrong

00:15:51.480 because he told the commons three times that quote full due process quote was followed

00:15:57.800 it's just a case of whether that was good faith error or a full-blown lie

00:16:05.240 i assume it's a i can only assume i you know i would have thought it was a full-blown lie myself

00:16:11.240 I don't know, of course

00:16:12.160 But even if it's not, right?

00:16:17.240 Even if that's not a lie

00:16:18.280 It was just a good faith

00:16:19.940 That still says incompetence, doesn't it?

00:16:25.220 That still screams 1.00

00:16:26.540 That you're a fool 1.00

00:16:28.740 That you're not running government properly 1.00

00:16:33.840 Some sort of crazy political nepotism took place

00:16:39.300 Either way, it's really bad for Starmer, isn't it? 1.00

00:16:45.440 You're a full-blown liar, or you're a complete moron 1.00

00:16:48.260 It's got to be one of those two things 1.00

00:16:49.760 It's got to be one of those two things, alright

00:16:53.020 Anxiety in number 10, yeah, I bet

00:16:55.760 Where Starmer's team say he was not told Mandelson had failed vetting for the appointment until now

00:17:01.940 He was sacked as Britain's ambassador last year

00:17:08.840 Over his ties to convicted paedophile and trafficker Jeffrey Epstein

00:17:13.000 Again, lies by omission

00:17:14.460 Was it?

00:17:15.020 He was sacked because of that

00:17:15.880 Just because he knew Epstein

00:17:17.920 And would email him a lot

00:17:19.360 It's just, that was it

00:17:20.680 That was a scandal

00:17:21.880 No

00:17:22.500 He passed him loads

00:17:24.760 He passed him inside information about various things, didn't he?

00:17:28.040 Market sensitive information

00:17:29.560 Highly sensitive

00:17:31.740 Market sensitive information

00:17:33.840 Whereas political

00:17:35.400 Insights that no one else could possibly have had

00:17:38.560 He passed that to Epstein didn't he

00:17:40.360 He didn't just know him

00:17:41.180 Over his tyres

00:17:44.220 To Epstein

00:17:45.180 He just had tyres to him

00:17:46.680 He just knew him as a mate

00:17:47.560 They just went on holiday together sometimes

00:17:49.960 That's all

00:17:50.320 Nothing on that

00:17:51.260 No

00:17:52.340 No

00:17:53.900 Mandelson was effectively

00:18:01.040 working as a fifth columnist wasn't he he was effectively working on behalf of an outside

00:18:07.540 alien body within the government that's what he was doing wasn't it a mole a spire 0.99

00:18:14.300 various ways you could characterize it aren't there a filthy traitor 0.87

00:18:20.440 his tires to epstein yeah all right just call it that his tires to epstein okay that's the

00:18:28.520 main story today, it's on all the front pages, so I thought I'd give it a fair few minutes

00:18:31.360 there, because it's on all the front pages. The Guardian, ugh. Oh, oh, oh. The Stain

00:18:44.480 County, oh, there we go, you've got the Stain County, finally. Ugh, The Guardian. Okay,

00:18:50.100 revealed, Mandelson failed security vetting for US role, okay, alright. What else, what

00:18:56.640 Okay, Trump proclaims 10-day ceasefire in Lebanon.

00:19:00.040 So, okay, Lebanon story.

00:19:02.920 There's been some sort of...

00:19:04.380 There has been talks between Hezbollah...

00:19:07.640 Or Lebanon.

00:19:09.440 The Lebanese government.

00:19:12.520 Already right there, it's murky and difficult

00:19:14.940 and, like, a low-resolution view just won't do.

00:19:19.120 The relationship between Hezbollah themselves,

00:19:21.620 the paramilitary group, and the Lebanese government...

00:19:26.640 Take you 40 minutes, honestly, to just untangle that

00:19:30.200 Well, you could do many, many long-form videos

00:19:34.500 A few hours untangling that

00:19:36.220 Okay, haven't got time for that, have we?

00:19:38.200 So, okay

00:19:38.580 Israel and Lebanon in talks over a 10-day ceasefire

00:19:43.200 Already been violated

00:19:48.240 Because Trump wants

00:19:51.740 Trump wants

00:19:53.420 Nettie to stop 0.83

00:19:56.640 needs him to stop for it for an off-ramp they go on the sky news israel accused of violating

00:20:02.880 ceasefire deal with lebanon already just a few hours in pitch of a giant explosion

00:20:10.160 yeah

00:20:13.200 you get it the state department

00:20:16.640 i don't want to be accused of tds

00:20:18.720 or of dunking on america or the state department or anything

00:20:25.420 i am half american myself aren't i i'm a true angler american myself

00:20:30.760 but do you get it that neti's going to do what he wants to do

00:20:36.460 he'll drag you into a war and then when you want it to end he won't

00:20:42.600 Alright, Trump proclaims a 10 day ceasefire

00:20:49.720 A week between Israel and Lebanon

00:20:50.940 And then Israel's just not doing it

00:20:53.160 Trump claims credit for a 10 day Lebanese ceasefire

00:20:58.180 As Pope says, world ravaged by a handful of tyrants

00:21:01.280 A little bit of an ongoing fallout

00:21:04.720 Between Trump and the Pope

00:21:07.420 Okay, the Pope's currently on some sort of tour of North Africa

00:21:14.420 And he said

00:21:18.400 That the world is ravaged

00:21:20.700 By a handful of tyrants

00:21:22.560 Alright

00:21:24.960 Thanks for that, great insight

00:21:28.140 Trump hit back saying

00:21:29.760 Look Pope, dear the Pope

00:21:32.540 We can't let Iran get a nuclear weapon

00:21:37.520 Signed, Donald J. Trump

00:21:39.060 In and out, seal, there you go

00:21:42.360 Alright

00:21:43.740 Megan, I was most trolled person in the entire world

00:21:49.260 Gutted, well gutted then, don't be obnoxious then

00:21:51.760 Yeah, social media's tough, yeah, yeah, yeah 1.00

00:21:55.580 If you're a really obnoxious moron 1.00

00:21:57.660 You probably get trolled loads, yeah 1.00

00:21:59.280 Maybe social media's not for you, Megan

00:22:02.820 Maybe life in the public eye isn't for you

00:22:06.620 You don't seem to be able to handle it, like, at all

00:22:08.640 You seem utterly out of your depth, Megan

00:22:11.160 PM misled MPs over Mandelson's security vetting

00:22:20.580 Alright, we've done that

00:22:21.340 He does seem to have done

00:22:24.400 Whether he will be forced to resign

00:22:27.880 because everyone said you've got to resign now bro everyone olu kemi badenok that nigerian woman 0.97

00:22:34.900 larping as the leader of the opposition ed davy the absolute cretin niage niage al farage 0.84

00:22:43.440 all of them they all said you've got you've got a resign bro you've definitely 0.94

00:22:49.820 sort of lied you kind of kind of definitely lied to parliament a couple of times here you can't say

00:22:56.280 i suspect he'll hang on he'll cling on by his fingernails until the may local elections was

00:23:04.000 it may the 7th are they i suspect that because it will be the labor party themselves that will

00:23:11.060 have to do a vote of no confidence and do some sort of internal party coup on him and nobody

00:23:17.340 wants that job before the the local elections because labor are going to get trounced in that

00:23:24.320 reform are going to do very very well in that

00:23:27.780 100 loads and loads of councils are going to flip straight from labor to reform

00:23:37.180 the last polling i saw yesterday or maybe two days ago it was that labor just lose massively

00:23:43.940 the tories lose more not as massively nowhere near as massively but they lose more as well

00:23:49.900 the lib dems pick up a bit and reform get a stonking win up and down the country all right

00:23:56.800 so that's going to happen as that is going to happen it's it's written there's sort of no way

00:24:04.080 to avoid it at this point um so if you're one of the labor big beasts you're david lammy

00:24:11.240 you're uh shabana mahoud or yvette cooper one of these people we're streeting perhaps

00:24:18.960 You don't want to become the Prime Minister

00:24:22.960 Just before that happens

00:24:24.860 That would be horrible

00:24:27.740 That would be terrible

00:24:28.240 You're only going to be Prime Minister

00:24:31.740 For a couple of years anyway aren't you

00:24:33.260 Because Labour will lose at the next general election

00:24:35.000 Almost certainly

00:24:35.660 But you don't want your couple of years as Prime Minister

00:24:38.720 To begin on the worst possible footing

00:24:41.400 Imaginable

00:24:42.400 Just a crisis

00:24:43.620 A full-blown crisis

00:24:45.100 Within your first week or two

00:24:47.320 You don't want that

00:24:48.320 so so where it's up to the labor party to coup starmer out of power they're not going to do it

00:24:54.960 they won't do it no matter what happens really even if he's been shown to lie to parliament

00:24:58.480 i might be wrong about that my take here might prove to be wrong because it's so disastrous for

00:25:02.960 starmer this that there's no option i don't think so i think all the all the labor grandees

00:25:13.360 We'll just let it slide

00:25:16.520 Just let it happen

00:25:17.440 Until May, after May the 7th

00:25:20.460 Then he's gone

00:25:22.300 I don't see how Starmer could

00:25:25.180 Hang on after those May elections

00:25:28.580 I'd be very surprised

00:25:29.660 Alright, let's have a look at the Financial Times

00:25:36.740 The FT, Israel-Lebanon truce agreed

00:25:40.320 Trump says

00:25:41.020 It's not really a truce, is it? 0.92

00:25:43.360 Israel's still doing what they please 1.00

00:25:46.760 Starmer accused 1.00

00:25:48.600 After revelation

00:25:49.740 That Mandelson failed vetting for US Post

00:25:52.760 Opponents say parliament misled

00:25:54.720 Number 10 deniers ministers knew

00:25:56.660 Questions over security process

00:26:00.740 Alright

00:26:01.020 It's on the front pages

00:26:03.740 I'll whip through them now

00:26:05.280 And we'll get to the websites where there's other things

00:26:07.260 The Daily Telegraph

00:26:08.740 Starmer and Mandelson

00:26:09.860 Alright was there a

00:26:13.360 oh look at this fantastic insight from someone called tom harris

00:26:16.660 probably got a ppe from oxford or something the prime minister's position is scarcely

00:26:21.820 credible he cannot survive thanks mate thanks tom

00:26:26.100 he's a great piece of journalism an amazing piece of journalism it must be brought to you

00:26:33.120 it's very very important um a columnist here whose name is andy mycock

00:26:40.200 Andy Mycock writes an opinion piece saying

00:26:45.320 Think my name's bad

00:26:46.920 My poor mother is called Pat

00:26:48.840 Well done The Telegraph

00:26:53.240 That's a great bit of journalism

00:26:54.160 Front page, put that on the front page

00:26:55.600 Print the Times

00:26:56.920 The Venerable Times

00:26:58.040 There's the Pope there

00:27:00.180 Releasing a dove of peace

00:27:02.120 I mean

00:27:07.560 I'll be it for me to call one side or another in the spat between the Pontifex Maximus

00:27:17.040 Christ's vicar on earth and Donald J Trump but like if you believe if you believe Iran is working

00:27:30.660 towards getting a nuclear weapon then why would you sort of defend them in any possible way

00:27:42.820 i don't know

00:27:45.540 like just the kumbaya happy crappy let's all just let's all just get get along why can't we all just

00:27:51.620 get along okay manderson hired after failing to pass vetting all right

00:28:00.660 The male, complete and utter globalist slot, trying to pretend it isn't.

00:28:04.440 Starmer on brink as his Mandelson liars are exposed.

00:28:08.980 Alright, we get it.

00:28:10.700 Yeah, there's that goalkeeper.

00:28:12.140 What was his name?

00:28:13.660 Manninger?

00:28:14.580 Alex Manninger?

00:28:16.920 He's retired now.

00:28:17.800 He's a goalkeeper.

00:28:18.460 Look, there he is in a Gooners shirt.

00:28:20.680 Harry's wearing a Gooners shirt.

00:28:24.940 I still can't believe that that's, like, a real thing.

00:28:30.660 Guna

00:28:32.160 He's retired now, he's like 48 I think

00:28:35.620 He used to be a goalkeeper for Arsenal

00:28:37.340 And he was driving, car

00:28:39.960 And across a level crossing

00:28:42.120 Across a train track

00:28:42.880 Got hit by the train, dead

00:28:44.320 Alex Manninger

00:28:47.200 Is that really?

00:28:51.740 Be careful though, don't just drive across a train track

00:28:54.120 Without looking or whatever

00:28:54.880 Life lesson

00:28:57.360 Word to the wise

00:29:00.000 Looked both ways

00:29:02.440 When you're about to drive across a train track

00:29:04.480 Alright

00:29:08.320 The Daily Express

00:29:11.880 Oh

00:29:12.360 It's a good paper

00:29:15.480 PM under fire

00:29:17.300 Alright we get it

00:29:18.860 Starmer's

00:29:20.460 He told blatant lies

00:29:21.540 Not just lies

00:29:22.040 They're blatant lies

00:29:23.100 There you go

00:29:24.820 Was that Nigel who said that?

00:29:27.060 Anyway

00:29:27.320 They're all saying the same thing

00:29:28.500 More or less

00:29:28.900 The Daily Star

00:29:30.860 Something about Victoria Beckham 0.99

00:29:32.400 Don't care 1.00

00:29:33.060 Gooners, Hero, Dead 0.63

00:29:35.060 Oh look, there's a picture of the thing

00:29:36.600 Grizzly

00:29:39.600 He's a good keeper

00:29:41.660 Well you don't get to play for Arsenal

00:29:43.000 Unless you're a good keeper

00:29:43.780 Yeah

00:29:45.380 Okay

00:29:48.180 That happened 0.93

00:29:49.500 Posh Spice

00:29:52.300 We've always tried to be honest parents

00:29:54.580 Sorry, we've always tried to be the best parents that we could be

00:29:57.580 Did you? Yeah, don't care

00:29:58.540 Exclusive Kremlin threat

00:30:01.460 Putin's Brit hit list revealed

00:30:03.680 Russians name four locations

00:30:05.860 As possible targets for sabotage

00:30:07.820 Over Ukraine links

00:30:09.180 That's in my opinion

00:30:11.340 Just a complete scaremongering story 1.00

00:30:13.260 It may well be true that the Russians 1.00

00:30:15.780 Show up plans like that, it probably is true 1.00

00:30:17.300 I don't know

00:30:19.900 It's just pure scaremongering

00:30:21.200 Oh we've got to go to war with Russia 0.56

00:30:23.620 We've got to be prepared to go to war with Russia 0.75

00:30:25.280 Meanwhile cut three and a half billion

00:30:27.540 Out of the defence spending

00:30:29.400 And we won't give you more money

00:30:30.580 Havoured all that yesterday didn't we

00:30:34.600 The son they found Fergie

00:30:36.500 Sarah Ferguson 0.71

00:30:39.000 This gold digger 0.96

00:30:41.880 This weirdo freak gold digger

00:30:44.120 That's all she was remember

00:30:45.100 That's all she was right

00:30:46.000 There's a thing called

00:30:46.980 There's a thing called the Sloan Rangers

00:30:49.380 So let's talk a little bit about Fergie for a minute

00:30:52.080 It's Friday

00:30:52.640 Only younger people like Harry 0.99

00:30:56.340 Someone like Harry

00:30:56.960 I'm not blaming him

00:30:58.300 I wouldn't know any of this stuff 1.00

00:30:59.340 If you're foreign 1.00

00:31:00.020 You probably wouldn't know 1.00

00:31:00.620 Any of this stuff

00:31:01.080 There's a very exclusive

00:31:02.900 Part of London

00:31:03.600 Sloan Square

00:31:04.520 Some of the big hotels

00:31:06.980 Right near there

00:31:07.700 Or is it

00:31:08.960 Not a million miles from

00:31:10.040 Like Groves and the Square

00:31:11.040 Massive

00:31:12.240 Massive

00:31:12.600 Massive mansions

00:31:13.560 Very exclusive

00:31:15.120 Rich part of London

00:31:16.080 Sloan Square

00:31:16.860 They used to be

00:31:19.320 Or that

00:31:19.480 I think there still is

00:31:20.120 But there certainly

00:31:20.560 Used to be

00:31:21.340 A sort of set of people

00:31:23.080 You know

00:31:23.500 Like you have

00:31:23.820 The Bloomsbury set

00:31:24.980 Bloomsbury is another

00:31:26.160 Part of London

00:31:26.960 People that hang around that certain place in London.

00:31:31.320 Places like Hoxton are very trendy, fashionable right now.

00:31:34.180 Anyway, back in the 80s, 0.98

00:31:37.020 there'd be a set of women, young, attractive, rich women, 1.00

00:31:40.860 that want to try and bag a prince or a duke. 1.00

00:31:45.580 And princes and dukes around where the Duke of Westminster

00:31:48.760 has got loads and loads of property.

00:31:50.800 All around that part of London, Sloane Square.

00:31:53.920 So you're just a rich, young,

00:31:56.960 relatively attractive i mean you make you can make your own mind up about if the the young 0.99

00:32:00.720 sarah ferguson was attractive on it they would hang around there like princess diana they'll go 0.99

00:32:06.560 to the same bars and clubs and and hotels and try and bag the prince or a juke or an earl or an heir

00:32:15.360 to a duke you know the heir of an earldom or something so i'm very very rich person

00:32:21.120 the sloan rangers this set of women the sloan rangers right the leading lights of which were

00:32:27.740 sarah ferguson and diana spencer well they won ultimately they won

00:32:36.800 diana married well first of all sarah ferguson bags andrew the young eligible bachelor prince

00:32:46.140 andrew and she lured him and got him was able to marry him there you go and then a bezzy mate

00:32:56.160 lady diana introduces her to her new fella's older brother the prince of wales sausage fingers

00:33:07.460 himself they get married the rest is history you get it okay so first and foremost sarah

00:33:12.960 Ferguson is just a gold digger, that's who she is, Sloane Ranger, then goes on over the

00:33:20.460 coming decades to reveal herself to be a weirdo freak, you try to get as close to Epstein 1.00

00:33:25.020 as possible, one of his biggest fans, so she's a weirdo, she's an absolute disgusting person, 0.88

00:33:34.400 there you go and ever since the latest revelations of of uh andy and mandy and all the emails where 0.97

00:33:43.620 she's almost trying to pimp her own daughters out to him or something like that something adjacent 0.99

00:33:47.980 to that loads and loads and loads of examples of her kissing epstein's ass in a hundred different 0.99

00:33:55.920 ways you're like the brother i never had things like that like thank you for introducing me to 0.96

00:34:01.200 xyz at some party whatever on and on and on hope you've had a great birthday love you lots

00:34:08.720 ever since all of that she's just been in hiding she hasn't really been seen

00:34:12.960 well now she has for 213 days she's been in hiding quote unquote hiding

00:34:18.960 she's just she's just basically in the alps the the austrian alps

00:34:24.560 just staying at some hotel whatever in the austrian alps just trying to keep a low profile

00:34:28.480 long time no see fergie say the sun and look you can imagine some very very long lens photo

00:34:37.120 very very you know they've got a picture of her from a long way away look telephoto lens

00:34:43.600 front page make that the front page print at the metro something about j-lo don't care about j-lo

00:34:54.600 something about posh don't care could not care less all right that's the front pages

00:35:00.480 should we do our poll it's about the time of the show we do our poll don't we

00:35:05.980 there we go okay Harry's brought it up we asked you guys

00:35:09.340 should Starmer resign over the Mandelson affair a bit of a teed you up there for you to knock it

00:35:17.720 out of the park yeah stonking wins for the stonking win for the yes the IS have it 88%

00:35:23.780 of you say yes only six percent of you say no and five percent of you say maybe who's like six percent

00:35:32.340 you're in the wrong chat i'm joking don't go i didn't mean i'm joking come on i'm joking

00:35:38.100 i still love you we can make this work who loves your baby it just ticked up 89 89 of

00:35:44.660 you are saying yes it's pretty disgraceful isn't it as i said earlier it's either he's lying 1.00

00:35:53.780 Oh, he's a complete moron. 1.00

00:35:59.400 Okay, all right. 1.00

00:36:00.540 That's the poll.

00:36:01.460 Shall we have a look at the websites?

00:36:02.440 What have we got on the websites today?

00:36:05.360 Seeing as I've got the tab there,

00:36:06.460 shall we have a quick look at the price of oil,

00:36:07.680 the price of crude?

00:36:09.740 West Texas, $93 a barrel.

00:36:12.580 Brent, $98.

00:36:18.480 They've stopped screeching about all-time hires.

00:36:22.300 All right.

00:36:22.780 Here's one story I thought was interesting

00:36:25.620 Oh there's something I wanted to ask you Harry

00:36:27.100 See this story a bit in the websites

00:36:30.120 About some TikTok

00:36:31.920 Singer called David 0.55

00:36:33.420 Or D4VD

00:36:35.160 David 0.77

00:36:35.900 Yeah

00:36:36.420 Because I'm not on TikTok 0.57

00:36:39.460 And I don't like black rap 0.99

00:36:42.200 American rap music 0.62

00:36:43.720 Got no idea who that is

00:36:45.680 I've never heard of him until this morning

00:36:47.040 Is he actually famous and well known

00:36:49.520 Or

00:36:50.060 yeah yeah yeah oh he's actually a big yeah he's been on the radio he's done music for some

00:36:56.320 like lots of different series and stuff okay it's it's like mid you know it's not great

00:37:04.220 it's not bad it's not what the music the quality of the music yeah yeah oh no i'm sure it's complete

00:37:09.520 laughable nonsense no no i was just asking whether he is actually quite a famous person

00:37:14.380 because i've got no frame of reference well yeah because when they are he is you're saying

00:37:18.080 yeah the way that because this is about uh yeah yeah the murder yeah he was on tour when they

00:37:25.520 uh looked in his tesla i'm pretty sure so he was like proper goes on tours and stuff yeah yeah so

00:37:33.760 i just want to make sure he's not something like he's actually quite obscure you're saying he is

00:37:37.960 actually quite famous yeah he seems to have murdered a young girl again i've never heard of

00:37:43.360 this gentleman until this morning yeah and as you said his name's real name's david burt

00:37:51.560 and uh this young lady was just found dead in his car

00:37:56.120 somehow he's let out on bail or something the way when you read it it's like

00:38:01.680 it was last year last september october or something and uh i think he's out on bail

00:38:06.780 because it wasn't 100 clear whether he'd murdered her or not i mean it's pretty clear but

00:38:10.520 now he has in fact been arrested and charged with just full murder

00:38:13.980 there you go a little bit of slop but it is in the news this story i thought was interesting

00:38:21.140 much more interesting headline says finance ministers from around the world finance ministers

00:38:26.400 and top bankers raise serious concerns about mythos ai model i've voiced my concerns haven't

00:38:34.140 i i think a number of times on this show and on the state of politics state of politics and on the

00:38:39.980 main podcast and just on twitter i'm not a fan of ai i have said haven't i that we don't even know

00:38:47.520 what problems and concerns might arise from it well now the world's finance ministers and top

00:38:53.040 bankers are saying exactly that how did you not see that come of course of course the unknown

00:38:58.040 unknowns and when rumsfield said that he wasn't the first one to say it was it but there's like

00:39:02.340 the known knowns what we know we know the known unknowns what we know we don't know yet

00:39:10.820 certain things that we should know but don't and then the unknown unknowns things we haven't even

00:39:18.580 thought of and of course we don't know what they are now now they're talking about the unknown

00:39:24.820 unknowns of AI. Yeah. Let me just quickly read a tiny bit from this. Faisal Islam, complete

00:39:32.540 disgusting shill. Right. Finance ministers, central bankers and financiers have expressed 1.00

00:39:38.440 serious concerns about a powerful new artificial intelligence model that could undermine the

00:39:42.300 security of financial systems. The development of Claude Mythos, the Claude Mythos model by

00:39:49.060 Anthropik has led to crisis meetings after it found vulnerabilities in every major operating

00:39:55.100 system and browser.

00:39:55.980 Oh, I could have predicted such a thing might be possible, might happen.

00:40:03.580 Experts have warned that the model potentially has an unprecedented ability to identify and

00:40:08.500 exploit cybersecurity weaknesses.

00:40:10.540 Canadian finance minister François-Philippe Champagne

00:40:14.760 told the BBC that mythos has been discussed extensively

00:40:20.740 by his peers at the key international monetary fund meeting in Washington DC this week

00:40:25.140 he said certainly is serious enough to warrant the attention of all the finance ministers

00:40:29.740 the difference is that the Strait of Hormuz

00:40:32.480 we know where it is and we know how large it is

00:40:37.440 the issue that we're facing with anthropic is that it's the unknown unknown yeah well done

00:40:42.540 yeah

00:40:46.780 i mean obviously obviously you don't know what ai is going to do and be capable of

00:40:56.060 and it's still in its very very very very early stages isn't it ai super early it's still in its

00:41:02.920 complete infancy right if we've got centuries or millennia to go with human civilization it's

00:41:09.240 doing the first few seconds of its existence isn't it right so and it's already like a real real

00:41:17.140 concern for everything for every operating system and browser and stuff every bank

00:41:23.340 when i first started talking about my concerns about it that if it's up to me i'll john connor

00:41:31.940 the whole thing i'd go to war with it and end it all if it was up to me a lot of people on twitter

00:41:37.540 are like yeah no i agree with you yeah yeah a lot of people going i'll stop being uh a luddite

00:41:43.380 people on twitter didn't say that exactly but you know stop being a luddite just get with it

00:41:47.300 it's inevitable just uh stop being a boomer it's not it's not the 20th century you know

00:41:53.300 Stop being a scaremonger

00:41:55.120 Seems to me pretty obvious

00:42:01.240 The unknown unknowns of AI

00:42:06.200 Alright, should we move on?

00:42:09.840 Was there something on the ITV news? 0.99

00:42:11.440 Hexith warns Iranian regime to choose wisely

00:42:14.960 Or face continued blockade

00:42:16.620 I think we're past the point where

00:42:18.640 Iran are just going to do what America says and wants 0.62

00:42:21.860 Aren't we?

00:42:23.300 I feel like they're going to do what they think is in their best interest,

00:42:28.160 even if that means they end up ruling over a country that's just rubble.

00:42:35.060 Trump tells the new Pope that Leo must understand Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.

00:42:42.980 Trump's like, why are you counter-sigling me, dude?

00:42:48.700 Butt out.

00:42:49.420 What's Trump saying?

00:42:54.540 Alright 0.99

00:42:54.880 If you're both a super MAGA dude and a Catholic 0.73

00:42:57.820 What do you think? 0.79

00:43:03.160 You're a super MAGA, super pro-Trump American 0.83

00:43:06.620 And a full-blown Catholic 0.51

00:43:09.340 Whose side do you take

00:43:12.060 Between the Donald

00:43:13.580 And the Pontiff?

00:43:16.320 Let us know

00:43:19.700 Let us know your thoughts on a postcard

00:43:21.340 Send it to our PO box address

00:43:23.920 Don't

00:43:26.540 Alright

00:43:28.760 There we go

00:43:30.980 Israel accused of violating ceasefire

00:43:32.760 Just immediately

00:43:33.520 There was no ceasefire

00:43:34.760 Really

00:43:35.580 Cuba

00:43:37.560 Cuba blackout

00:43:38.440 Yeah

00:43:38.760 Cuba is completely

00:43:40.480 Completely imploding

00:43:41.840 I mean the US is blockading it

00:43:43.880 But

00:43:44.100 Their power grid is just done

00:43:46.400 So Havana at night is just black

00:43:49.200 Just black out

00:43:50.140 There's some lights but that's due to

00:43:52.680 Energy stored up in solar panels

00:43:55.220 During the day or batteries

00:43:56.580 The actual power grid is done

00:43:58.440 Barely get enough food

00:44:02.460 Really can't get enough food

00:44:03.780 Not enough petrol for even

00:44:07.280 State run vehicles

00:44:09.600 You know like police cars or ambulances

00:44:11.080 Not enough for that let alone normal people 1.00

00:44:14.100 Yeah, Cuba is 1.00

00:44:16.660 In trouble

00:44:19.600 Oh, this one

00:44:20.080 Look, this headline

00:44:21.580 Powerless Cuba is

00:44:23.200 Most certainly next quote

00:44:25.100 On Trump's list

00:44:25.980 Well, it would be nice, I think

00:44:29.560 It would be nice, wouldn't it 0.83

00:44:30.440 If the average, normal, completely innocent person of Cuba

00:44:34.920 Is finally liberated from the insane communist regime

00:44:40.760 That has ruled them ever since 0.82

00:44:42.080 The Bay of Pigs 0.93

00:44:43.540 not the bad pig sorry Fidel got him before that didn't he ever since the 1950s

00:44:49.380 it's been tough for Cuba I mean I mean even even long before you got Batista before 0.80

00:44:56.340 Fidel Castro wasn't a great ruler didn't seem to look after the people of Cuba very well

00:45:02.520 going back to the early 20th century going back to like what the 30s the 1930s the completely

00:45:09.980 The average, ordinary, peaceful, innocent member of society in Cuba

00:45:15.420 Has had a very tough time of it

00:45:17.760 For a few generations now

00:45:20.920 Might be nice if

00:45:23.180 If Sif and Rubio and the Donald open that country up

00:45:29.220 So it's not a complete hellhole anymore

00:45:31.940 That's my opinion

00:45:34.000 Alright, the Daily Mail

00:45:35.940 I'll see they lead with Mandelson

00:45:38.500 is uh i don't care about posh oh here's a story sharon osborne confirms plans

00:45:45.780 to attend far right activist tommy robinson he's not far right he's a syphilis he's not far right

00:45:50.640 he's not far right it's complete milk toast but sharon osborne is going to go to his unite the

00:45:55.820 kingdom march yeah sounds about right sounds like tommy's speed yep get her up there and

00:46:01.980 so she can say yeah migration is really bad but you know if if they drink tea and like cricket

00:46:09.680 and pretend for a moment that they're got the interests of this country at heart then they are

00:46:14.980 british that sort of thing yeah sharon osborne tommy robinson makes sense

00:46:21.740 nonsense that's a nonsense all right the the express what have we got in the express i'll be

00:46:31.620 BBC ripped apart by Green Party 0.80

00:46:34.280 For exposing migrants lying for asylum 0.63

00:46:36.760 Do you remember yesterday 1.00

00:46:37.880 We talked all about yesterday didn't we

00:46:39.080 How the BBC did a bit

00:46:40.180 Or a multi-part

00:46:42.680 Bit of investigative journalism

00:46:46.420 All about how thousands of thousands 1.00

00:46:48.860 Thousands of migrants 0.98

00:46:49.900 Use a giant industry 1.00

00:46:52.160 That exists 1.00

00:46:53.480 To game our asylum system 0.97

00:46:56.060 Just liars upon liars 0.97

00:46:57.300 To get Gibbs 0.89

00:46:59.300 And the right to remain

00:47:00.960 whether you say you're gay you say you're an atheist you say you're a victim of abuse

00:47:05.700 whatever and then there's a whole industry of lawyers that aren't even really lawyers a lot

00:47:11.060 of the time well then put pressure on the home office to so they give you the permanent right

00:47:16.760 to remain then you can bring your family over chain migration whatever bbc did actually a good

00:47:22.020 job funnily enough crazily enough actually did a good job on that green party didn't like it

00:47:27.920 The Green Party weren't amused by that

00:47:30.960 If you're out there

00:47:33.580 And you think that you're voting green

00:47:36.960 Anyone watching is still thinking you want to vote green

00:47:39.440 Because you think it's about environmentalism

00:47:43.280 Pay attention to this

00:47:46.680 You think it's just about putting your rubbish in the right bin for recycling

00:47:51.400 It's just about greenhouse gases

00:47:54.160 It's just about CO2 in the atmosphere 0.99

00:47:56.540 It's just about keeping the green belt 0.99

00:47:59.840 Nice and clean 1.00

00:48:01.700 No

00:48:03.700 The Green Party 0.71

00:48:05.620 Is an odd nexus between Islamists and Communists 0.98

00:48:10.340 And they mean to destroy our country 0.99

00:48:14.060 Replace us in our own ancestral 0.99

00:48:18.100 Our one and only ancestral homeland

00:48:19.740 Zach Polanski, real name Dave Paulden 0.99

00:48:25.080 Is a psycho 0.99

00:48:26.660 Who wants to 1.00

00:48:28.860 Speed run us off a cliff

00:48:31.420 And destroy our civil society 0.97

00:48:33.000 Destroy us all ultimately

00:48:35.100 Why am I saying that?

00:48:37.740 Why am I saying that?

00:48:38.760 Well

00:48:38.920 Off the back of

00:48:42.420 The BBC

00:48:43.880 Doing that

00:48:44.860 Doing that reporting

00:48:45.880 About how people are

00:48:47.200 Thousands and thousands

00:48:48.240 And thousands of people a year

00:48:49.340 Are lying to us 1.00

00:48:53.900 in order to stay in this country when they don't deserve to be what what was the what did the green

00:48:57.660 party have to say about that they said that the green party the green party has publicly

00:49:05.180 has accused the publicly funded broadcaster the bbc of trying to quote heighten the hostile

00:49:11.420 environment facing those claiming asylum you get it the green party is on the side of invaders 0.56

00:49:20.860 The Green Party is on the side of foreign fifth columnist invaders 0.63

00:49:27.320 And the rate of violent crime and sex crime among those per capita is gigantic 0.98

00:49:34.080 And the Greens are on their side 0.96

00:49:36.200 Even the BBC just highlighting, just mentioning

00:49:40.060 Oh this is happening, that's too much for the Greens

00:49:42.280 That's bad as far as the Greens are concerned

00:49:44.520 Do you get it?

00:49:45.800 Do you get it that it's not about environmentalism?

00:49:48.600 It's not about the ozone layer

00:49:50.100 right it's about speed running this country into oblivion

00:49:56.660 a greens spokesman said we are disappointed the bbc failed to put this report in context

00:50:04.800 it did what context are you talking about it did

00:50:07.000 they're disappointed with the bb that the bbc noticed and wrote about it

00:50:14.020 The BBC failed to put this report in context

00:50:19.060 Showing the challenges those genuinely claiming asylum face 0.99

00:50:23.260 Or won't anyone think of the genuine asylum seekers 0.99

00:50:26.420 In the face of reports of showing that there's a massive, massive problem with fake ones 0.98

00:50:30.420 What?

00:50:32.680 What?

00:50:34.200 That's weak, so weak

00:50:36.020 They went on to say

00:50:36.880 When the BBC, this is the Greens speaking about the BBC

00:50:40.300 When they give so much prominence to the report

00:50:43.780 stretching it out over multiple days of reporting they can do what they want

00:50:48.020 who are you to tell them how many days the bbc can run with a certain story it ceases to be in

00:50:54.100 the public interest are you kidding me it ceases to be in the public interest if you report on it

00:51:00.340 for more than one day in a row these mental mental traitors and instead it serves to

00:51:07.860 to heighten the hostile environment facing those claiming asylum don't be hostile towards your

00:51:14.400 invaders don't notice them and if you do happen to certainly don't then be hostile in any way

00:51:22.240 don't talk about it don't mention don't write about it just be invaded and accept it just be

00:51:28.360 replaced in your own ancestral homeland and become a hated minority on your own ancestral homeland 0.97

00:51:34.300 Forever 0.99

00:51:34.680 Don't you dare notice it

00:51:38.440 Let alone say anything

00:51:39.300 It's not in the public interest

00:51:42.400 Green voters out there 0.95

00:51:45.620 Do you get it?

00:51:47.440 Is it starting to get through at all?

00:51:50.620 Are you going to sort of nod along with what I'm saying

00:51:52.300 But then still just vote Green?

00:51:57.200 Don't do it

00:51:57.960 They're psychos 0.98

00:51:58.900 They will ruin this country 1.00

00:52:01.540 The spokesman

00:52:03.960 the green spokesman added that the report gives the bbc report gives an entirely false impression

00:52:09.120 of asylum system which in reality is uh stacked against people seeking asylum 0.93

00:52:15.080 there you go just a complete disgusting liar is it a stacked against it's a stacked against them 0.96

00:52:24.080 is it not only was the bbc wrong wrong-headed to notice any problem and write about it 0.99

00:52:33.040 But on top of everything else, we need to go further 0.99

00:52:36.200 We need to make our asylum system even more lenient

00:52:39.680 According to the Greens

00:52:41.000 We need more safe and legal routes

00:52:43.340 We need the borders even more open than they already are

00:52:46.500 According to the Greens

00:52:47.800 Do you get it?

00:52:51.260 Alright, let's move on 1.00

00:52:52.720 Sun, Migrant City 0.99

00:52:55.780 Here's a story

00:52:56.580 Inside sprawling illegal camp overrun by migrants 1.00

00:53:00.020 as greedy travellers 1.00

00:53:00.940 cash in on UK's 1.00

00:53:02.080 immigration crisis 0.82

00:53:03.080 this is in South Ockenden

00:53:05.080 in Essex

00:53:05.740 a place I know

00:53:06.520 South Ockenden

00:53:07.600 not a million miles

00:53:08.340 from where I was born

00:53:09.100 and raised

00:53:09.480 and grew up

00:53:09.960 most of my life

00:53:10.700 South Ockenden

00:53:11.660 used to be just a field

00:53:12.720 just a green field there

00:53:13.860 not very long ago

00:53:14.740 where just horses grazed 0.99

00:53:16.180 now travellers

00:53:20.540 just used it

00:53:23.040 illegally

00:53:24.120 like against the council

00:53:25.340 planning permission

00:53:26.120 just started using it

00:53:27.440 to live on

00:53:28.680 just travellers 0.99

00:53:29.380 And now they've realised 0.76

00:53:32.140 Oh, there's so many illegal foreign migrants 1.00

00:53:35.200 Invaders 1.00

00:53:35.820 That we could sell this little

00:53:39.120 A bit of our caravans 0.86

00:53:41.000 Our crappy old caravans

00:53:43.100 We could let them live in it 0.95

00:53:44.640 And they'll pay us their money to do that

00:53:46.840 Everyone's a winner 1.00

00:53:48.960 The travellers are a winner 1.00

00:53:52.820 Because they get a bit of money out of it 1.00

00:53:54.160 And the migrants are winning

00:53:57.300 Because they don't have to live in a tent

00:53:58.620 Or just be homeless or whatever 0.71

00:53:59.860 Apart from the normal people of South Ockenden 0.65

00:54:04.540 And the country 0.99

00:54:06.800 We lose

00:54:08.820 And as you can imagine

00:54:10.300 It's just got bigger and bigger and bigger

00:54:11.900 It used to be much

00:54:12.740 This site used to be a lot, lot smaller than this originally 1.00

00:54:15.020 When the travellers first turned up 1.00

00:54:17.960 Now look, now it's just a sprawling 1.00

00:54:20.480 Like a migrant city 1.00

00:54:22.440 It's not quite a city, is it? 1.00

00:54:23.440 But you know

00:54:23.840 So it's just growing and growing and growing and growing and growing

00:54:26.280 There you go

00:54:28.140 Oh, you live in South Auckland

00:54:29.400 Get over it

00:54:30.260 Don't be a big

00:54:31.040 Don't notice, bigot 0.99

00:54:32.000 You're going to be a racist about it 0.99

00:54:34.300 And say something

00:54:34.920 Disparaging about this

00:54:36.500 You better not 0.91

00:54:39.940 You better not, bigot 0.92

00:54:42.400 Oof 0.99

00:54:44.400 You'd be a Nazi 0.99

00:54:46.380 If you were to 0.73

00:54:47.800 Notice that this is real

00:54:50.820 And that you might not like it

00:54:53.160 Just have open borders

00:54:56.780 Just have a

00:54:57.600 Just have a multi 0.96

00:54:58.880 Multinational 1.00

00:55:00.520 Multiculti 0.99

00:55:02.280 Multiracial Britain 1.00

00:55:05.120 Just accept it 1.00

00:55:06.280 Just accept invaders 1.00

00:55:08.100 Where you live 1.00

00:55:10.260 In crazy numbers

00:55:12.340 If you don't 0.99

00:55:15.120 You're a fascist 0.99

00:55:17.500 Got any sort of problem with this 1.00

00:55:21.000 Just turning up where you live 1.00

00:55:22.080 You're a fascist 1.00

00:55:25.580 Lisa Nandy or something will call you a fascist 1.00

00:55:28.900 Yasmin Alibaba Brown 0.85

00:55:31.300 Christian Guru Murphy

00:55:32.520 They'll just call you a racist

00:55:34.800 We've got to get over that haven't we

00:55:38.700 We should, I have, a lot of people have, Rupert Lowe has

00:55:40.760 Someone accuses you of being

00:55:42.820 A racist, just go so, what

00:55:44.780 So I don't care

00:55:45.800 Perhaps in your paradigm I am, so what now

00:55:48.900 Now let's keep talking about what's going on

00:55:51.040 Alright

00:55:56.000 Well it's getting towards an iron

00:55:59.160 Should we move on to this day in history

00:56:03.220 What happened on this day in history

00:56:05.760 Down through the centuries of note

00:56:06.860 Should we talk about that

00:56:07.620 You guys like that segment

00:56:09.300 I like doing it

00:56:09.980 On the 17th of April then

00:56:11.600 What happened

00:56:14.060 In the year 1492

00:56:15.480 Christopher Columbus

00:56:17.960 Signs a contract with Spanish monarchs

00:56:21.040 Ferdinand and Isabella of Spain

00:56:22.420 To find the Indies

00:56:25.100 So 1492, this is like before he left

00:56:27.520 Find the Indies, the East Indies, the Spice Islands

00:56:30.720 Because people had gone all the way eastwards

00:56:35.180 All the way out to what is modern day Southeast Asia 0.89

00:56:37.240 Like Indonesia, the Philippines

00:56:38.500 They called them the Indies

00:56:42.600 The Spice Islands

00:56:45.260 Christopher Columbus was convinced the Earth was in fact a globe

00:56:51.040 And that you could get to the Indies by just sailing straight across the Atlantic, by going west.

00:56:59.100 And he did. And he thought, he thought for the rest of his life he'd found the Indies.

00:57:03.660 You know, he didn't rock up on the United States, he rocked up in the Caribbean, first and foremost.

00:57:08.440 He thought they were the Indies.

00:57:10.800 I think he went to his grave thinking he'd found the Indies.

00:57:13.520 anyway okay so on this day is he signed the original contract with Ferdinand and Isabella

00:57:21.640 okay on this day in 1895 the treaty of Shimon Shimonoseki is signed ending the first Sino-Japanese

00:57:31.500 war that's where the Japanese the imperial Japanese and the Chinese went to war with

00:57:36.960 each other over korea basically basically over korea korea was basically part of a vassal a bit

00:57:46.220 more than a vassal of the chinese at that point and the japanese wanted it and see when you look

00:57:52.260 at a map how close japan and korea are really there's a big battle at pyongyang and stuff

00:57:56.740 okay a complete japanese victory the japanese because by the end of the uh 19th century the

00:58:03.260 Japanese are sort of a formidable military power already by that point

00:58:07.280 that spent a couple of generations, 50 years more, modernizing their

00:58:16.400 navy and army and so were able to beat the Chinese easily in Korea. The first

00:58:24.140 Sino-Japanese War, okay, and on this day the peace treaty was signed. On this day

00:58:28.540 1917 lenin issues his radical april thesis calling for the soviets to take power during the russian

00:58:35.180 revolution yeah you've got all sorts i've got a fair bit of content all about lenin on uh oh no

00:58:42.140 it's on history bro actually on history bro i've got a multiple multiple part series but i've also

00:58:48.540 talked about lenin on epochs as well with apostolic majesty so a couple of different places you can

00:58:54.140 can find me talking for a long time all about the life and career of Lenin particularly on the

00:59:00.240 history bro one though I've got multiple parts here it's all about Stalin all about the young

00:59:03.660 Stalin I decided I wanted to just talk about Stalin from his childhood to about 1917 because

00:59:11.740 lots and lots and lots of people know all about the later life and career of Stalin when he was

00:59:16.560 the master of soviet russia a lot of people don't know about his early life and how he got to that

00:59:24.680 position exactly so i've done that in fantastic detail and of course in that i talk all about

00:59:29.420 lenin loads because of course their stories overlap massively anyway the april thesis

00:59:34.340 so the february revolution there were two revolutions in russia in 1917 the february

00:59:40.360 and the october revolution the first one the february revolution gets rid of the czar

00:59:44.080 and brings in a provisional government and it's not till the october revolution when

00:59:49.300 lenin and the bolsheviks do another revolution and they become the full power in russia anyway

00:59:57.220 in that period because what we're in we're in april so after the february revolution

01:00:02.220 lenin in his april thesis talks about how what's he talk all about he talks all about how this

01:00:09.580 provisional government is nonsense we the bolsheviks should not work with any other we shouldn't work

01:00:15.420 with the mensheviks we shouldn't work with liberals or anything we shouldn't the whole government is 0.84

01:00:21.540 nonsense kerensky's government is a whole nonsense and uh the soviets i.e how to describe what a

01:00:31.040 soviet is really a workers it's much much more than a union but like a workers collective the

01:00:38.340 workers take control of the means of production and that the very soviets should control government 0.60

01:00:44.160 and of course the bolsheviks at the top of it and lenin at the top of that really control it

01:00:48.920 yeah so in the april thesis he's saying look we've got to get serious about the

01:00:54.340 our revolution okay the czar's gone great but we exclusively need to be in power there needs

01:01:01.560 be another revolution now us the soviets right there you go fascinating period between february

01:01:08.940 and october 1917 in russia in petrograd uh st petersburg okay on this day 1961 1400 cuban

01:01:19.640 exiles land in the bay of pigs in a doomed attempt to overthrow fidel castro yeah leading um ultimately

01:01:27.560 To, it's not long after that is it

01:01:29.480 The missile crisis

01:01:31.380 A lot of people

01:01:34.480 Like Curtis LeMay

01:01:37.340 On down, Alan Dulles

01:01:39.060 Etc, etc

01:01:40.460 Extremely annoyed at Jack

01:01:43.500 Jackie boy

01:01:44.500 John F. Kennedy 1.00

01:01:46.340 For failing to back up those Cuban 1.00

01:01:49.220 Exiles attempting to 1.00

01:01:50.700 Overthrow Fidel Castro

01:01:52.260 They wanted him after they were

01:01:55.060 Defeated at the Bay of Pigs, easily by the way 0.51

01:01:57.560 They wanted him 0.88

01:02:00.540 A deep state

01:02:01.540 Wanted Jack

01:02:03.020 John Kennedy

01:02:04.940 Send in the marines

01:02:06.240 Or at least use the US air force 0.95

01:02:08.060 To bomb Castro at that point

01:02:09.880 And JFK said no

01:02:12.680 Did that lead ultimately

01:02:16.940 To him getting the back of his head 0.97

01:02:19.140 Blown off

01:02:19.960 It was the back of his head yeah

01:02:21.720 All the doctors at Parkland

01:02:24.000 Said there was a baseball sized hole

01:02:26.240 In the back of his head

01:02:27.280 An exit wound in the back of his head

01:02:30.280 Did it lead to that?

01:02:34.220 Was that like the final straw for people like

01:02:36.140 Like Richard Helms

01:02:39.280 And Alan Dulles

01:02:40.920 What are those autopsy pictures 0.96

01:02:46.200 Where it shows an intact back of Jav K's head

01:02:48.200 What's that about? 0.91

01:02:49.180 How can that be?

01:02:50.240 And yet all the doctors at Parkland on that day said

01:02:53.000 There was a baseball sized hole in the back of his head

01:02:55.160 How does that make sense?

01:02:56.140 I don't know

01:02:57.280 don't know okay on this day 1982 canadian prime minister pierre trudeau justin trudeau's dad

01:03:06.080 if you believe his dad isn't fidel castro pierre trudeau and queen elizabeth the old queen signed

01:03:12.560 the proclamation of the constitution act establishing the charter of rights and

01:03:16.880 freedoms as part of the country's new constitution canada's new constitution

01:03:21.120 a little bit dry and boring they're still in the commonwealth they just want to be a bit more

01:03:24.480 There's lots to it and it's not that interesting

01:03:26.960 Alright, St Cuthbert's Gospel

01:03:29.280 On this day in 2012

01:03:31.760 The 8th century

01:03:33.320 I think it's 7th century 0.87

01:03:35.000 They got that wrong there

01:03:37.640 The 8th century St Cuthbert's Gospel

01:03:40.220 Oh, the Gospel is from later

01:03:41.660 St Cuthbert himself

01:03:43.260 Was from the 7th century

01:03:44.940 Basically a monk of

01:03:46.640 A bit more than a monk of Lindisfarne

01:03:49.260 Buried in Lindisfarne

01:03:52.600 The 8th century St Cuthbert's Gospel

01:03:54.860 Europe's oldest intact book

01:03:56.880 Is purchased by the British Library in London

01:03:59.880 For 9 million pounds

01:04:01.720 It's quite small

01:04:02.480 It's only like

01:04:03.180 A5 or smaller

01:04:05.000 It's the Gospel of John

01:04:06.580 It's not like one of those apocrypha

01:04:09.020 It's not like a whole new gospel

01:04:11.160 Life of Jesus or something

01:04:12.340 It's just the Gospel of John

01:04:14.100 In Latin

01:04:15.320 Dating from the 7th

01:04:16.600 Maybe possibly the 8th century

01:04:18.680 I mean what incredible condition it's in there look at that what incredible condition that's in

01:04:25.360 isn't it remarkable really absolutely remarkable okay nine million quid boom all right that's what

01:04:34.720 happened on this day in history of note according to that website let's have a look at our rumble

01:04:38.860 rents and super chats let me just do that with the old mic so I can see I can see what's going on

01:04:46.360 all right what have we got here we've got global church history

01:04:55.160 and still at number one global church history today in the year 47 bc the longji earthquake

01:05:03.720 a magnitude of 6.8 and intensity of 9 in central china leaves countless dead

01:05:10.200 if you ever go on wikipedia and look at like the list of earthquakes and floods

01:05:15.880 that have affected china down through the centuries and millennia it's a bit maybe it's

01:05:23.080 not surprising if you know but if you don't know it's a little bit surprising how many

01:05:27.320 there have been and the death tolls of them

01:05:34.120 like the whole yancey basin getting flooded out or something nearly or just hundreds and

01:05:39.960 and hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people killed over and over and over and over again

01:05:46.000 in China through the centuries okay global church history also says in 1397 Jeffrey Chaucer narrates

01:05:53.620 the Canterbury Tales for the first time before Richard II interesting didn't know that exactly

01:05:58.520 that's interesting Canterbury Tales kind of funny you have to get your ear in you have to get used

01:06:03.900 to it it's not immediately accessible to be perfectly honest but once you do they're quite

01:06:09.260 funny quite interesting okay 14 barber says morning hope you have a great weekend ahead

01:06:15.880 thank you you too yeah you too have you seen have you heard have you seen this have you heard about

01:06:20.000 this restore at nine percent we're going to win we're inevitable yes aim high vote low millions

01:06:26.040 must go from zoomers to boomers there was a poll a few days ago a week ago saying it was at four 0.90

01:06:30.640 percent all the reform tards went went crazy with that one loved it oh no that was a blip 0.95

01:06:36.960 it's actually nine percent we're coming for you in that same poll reform down to like 21 or something 0.97

01:06:48.240 so even if there's a general election right now nigel couldn't form a government you'd have to

01:06:52.080 Going to coalition with the Tories or something 0.89

01:06:53.660 Right now

01:06:54.340 Not many people want Nigel

01:07:00.740 Who said if we capitulate

01:07:02.080 If we alienate Islam we lose

01:07:03.840 We lose 1.00

01:07:04.440 That's not good enough

01:07:06.200 That's slave talk

01:07:07.040 That's capitulation

01:07:08.480 That's cowardice 0.98

01:07:09.900 Moron political cowardice 0.97

01:07:11.560 That's not good enough 1.00

01:07:12.300 Have a backbone

01:07:13.280 We need someone with a backbone

01:07:14.720 And it's not Nigel is it

01:07:16.200 Alright

01:07:17.700 Fallen Firebird says

01:07:20.400 This Pope venerated

01:07:22.280 This Pope venerated the graves

01:07:24.440 Of Algerian terrorists who murdered

01:07:26.360 French civilians

01:07:27.180 I didn't know that, that's new to me

01:07:29.080 Okay, sounds

01:07:30.340 Okay

01:07:31.800 As always

01:07:33.640 Dig down to the root and you'll always

01:07:36.520 Uncover anti-white hatred

01:07:37.940 This isn't the Church of Innocent the Third

01:07:40.780 Right 0.91

01:07:41.820 Well if we did that and I've got no reason to disbelieve you

01:07:44.420 That's disgusting isn't it 0.97

01:07:46.520 That's absolutely disgusting 0.83

01:07:48.840 Why can't we all just live together

01:07:53.620 Why can't we all just come by

01:07:55.940 Just all be

01:07:56.760 All work together bro

01:07:57.840 Meanwhile you are still picking a side

01:08:01.420 Alright and then Global Church History said

01:08:05.680 For the last Rumble Rants Day

01:08:07.460 He said

01:08:07.740 They knew the earth was round

01:08:09.600 But believed the nearest land

01:08:11.340 Was too far to be safe

01:08:13.980 Columbus knew from the stars

01:08:16.060 That he was not in India

01:08:18.540 Quote India

01:08:19.760 Oh India was a broad term

01:08:23.180 Africa was the Middle Indies for example

01:08:26.500 Okay so I've gone into all this stuff

01:08:29.220 In kind of fantastic detail on Epochs

01:08:31.820 When I talked about Magellan

01:08:33.700 The life of Ferdinand Magellan

01:08:36.600 Ferdinand Magellan

01:08:38.900 All about what people did and didn't know

01:08:42.860 Did or didn't think about the Copernican model

01:08:45.980 And the Indies

01:08:47.580 And the use of the word Indies

01:08:49.380 And India

01:08:50.100 So, thanks Global Church

01:08:52.860 I do know all of that stuff

01:08:55.640 I've gone into it in fantastic detail before

01:08:58.780 There you go

01:09:00.720 Yeah, most people long before the 15th century

01:09:05.380 Knew the world must be a sphere

01:09:09.520 Going back to ancient Egypt

01:09:13.360 Like going back to what, the 2nd century, 2nd or 3rd century

01:09:19.240 People were showing, what was it, was it Aristarchus?

01:09:24.320 I don't know, there's a story Carl Sagan tells on Cosmos where

01:09:28.060 Using a well on midday on summer solstice and the sun shines directly, perfectly down a well

01:09:36.920 You realise that at the same time

01:09:41.020 Exact same time

01:09:42.020 Exact same point in the year

01:09:44.220 If you're much

01:09:46.700 On the equator that is

01:09:47.820 A well on the equator

01:09:49.140 At the stroke of midday

01:09:51.140 On summer solstice

01:09:52.420 But on the stroke of midday

01:09:54.580 On summer solstice

01:09:55.440 In a more northerly latitude

01:09:57.060 Alexandria or something

01:09:58.460 That isn't the case

01:09:59.620 You must be standing on a curved surface

01:10:03.640 They figured that out

01:10:06.040 Hundreds and hundreds and a thousand years before Copernicus and Columbus and stuff 1.00

01:10:10.740 Modern day flat earthers are retards 1.00

01:10:16.400 Okay, let's do the YouTube super chat, shall we? 1.00

01:10:26.480 If you could, Harry, engage

01:10:28.480 Right

01:10:29.520 A fair few, let's whip through them

01:10:33.000 Oh, Herman the Tosser, or Zero Herman the Tosser, says, 0.93

01:10:41.800 Salagadula, Menkechabula, Bibbity Bobbity Bo.

01:10:49.960 Okay, thank you very much for that.

01:10:52.680 Appreciate that.

01:10:54.220 LJMV says, Bo, you magnificent man.

01:11:00.560 Pretty magnificent.

01:11:01.720 No, no, thank you

01:11:04.520 He's always flattering, he's like

01:11:05.440 Bo, you magnificent man

01:11:06.600 Did I beat church history?

01:11:08.380 No, afraid not

01:11:09.280 You've got to get up early in the morning 0.64

01:11:11.380 To beat global church history

01:11:12.800 Oh yeah

01:11:14.640 He's not mucking about 0.94

01:11:16.100 Global church history's playing for keeps here 0.89

01:11:19.040 Okay 0.96

01:11:21.660 Dr Molotov

01:11:23.200 Oh actually, global church history's switched over to rumble rants

01:11:26.000 And you're on YouTube

01:11:27.000 So you might have done

01:11:28.300 Okay

01:11:30.540 Dr Molotov

01:11:33.360 Says

01:11:34.660 You look really cute today

01:11:36.440 Here's some money

01:11:37.280 Oh

01:11:37.560 Cheers

01:11:38.320 This is an old shirt

01:11:42.360 From when I used to work

01:11:43.000 In the city

01:11:43.480 City of London

01:11:44.240 And I'd wear shirts like this 0.92

01:11:45.480 You see an older guy 0.56

01:11:47.120 In his 50s or 60s

01:11:48.160 Wearing a shirt like this

01:11:48.940 And red braces

01:11:49.620 When I was like

01:11:51.520 Much younger

01:11:52.320 I'd be like

01:11:52.740 That's cool

01:11:53.180 That's a good look

01:11:53.840 I never wear braces

01:11:55.020 Don't wear braces

01:11:55.500 Cheers though

01:11:56.040 Thank you

01:11:56.460 Thank you

01:11:57.560 I'm on the main podcast

01:11:58.560 Today as well

01:11:59.240 The main

01:11:59.820 They'll see this podcast

01:12:00.660 So

01:12:00.960 They'll get a chance to see me

01:12:02.980 And this ensemble

01:12:04.880 Again

01:12:05.420 Okay thank you

01:12:08.340 Thank you for the money

01:12:09.000 LJMV says

01:12:10.740 Trump should cut aid to Israel

01:12:12.860 If they attack 1.00

01:12:14.040 But Bibi will probably release 0.99

01:12:15.520 The Epstein files 1.00

01:12:16.480 If he cuts

01:12:17.180 Strange Melania

01:12:18.480 Came out against Epstein

01:12:19.780 Yeah who knows

01:12:21.480 What's going on there

01:12:22.200 Who knows what sort of

01:12:22.920 Compromat

01:12:23.560 Epstein gave

01:12:25.360 Ehud Barak 0.90

01:12:26.180 And the Israeli

01:12:26.740 Intelligence Services

01:12:27.620 Is it not documented?

01:12:30.780 Is there not an FBI document saying that Epstein

01:12:34.880 Was trained in espionage

01:12:38.420 By Ehud Barak

01:12:40.840 Not a statement of fact

01:12:44.600 Yeah

01:12:46.740 So who knows what he passed to them

01:12:50.020 Alright

01:12:54.100 Opening Doors 1 says

01:12:57.220 i want i once had a pint of guinness and followed through oh just to state this

01:13:03.480 i don't like stout myself i think someone they asked if i drink ale no i don't really hardly

01:13:13.780 drink any beer of any description every now and again i might have a lager every now and again

01:13:19.280 and i don't get drunk on lager it's a really hot day you're sitting in a beer garden it's really

01:13:25.720 hot day you've got an ice cold nice lager not like foster's a nice lager an ice cold one on a really

01:13:33.780 hot day just one lovely getting drunk on ale or stout no guinness no thanks if someone bought me

01:13:42.460 one i'd drink it i'm in a pub and someone just hands me a guinness i'll be all right it's not

01:13:48.740 that gross. I'm not buying Guinness. Mild laxative as well, isn't it? According to Opening Doors

01:14:00.340 One. Okay, GC75 says, they say, does Bo polish his head? No, I don't. I don't polish my

01:14:09.060 head. I do like to keep nice and clean though, so. Get like an actual bowling ball ball.

01:14:18.740 polisher and just put my head in there like Homer. Thanks for the money, though.

01:14:28.340 LJMV says, the people saying they are gay to get asylum should be forced to kiss three 0.94

01:14:34.420 men in front of the immigration officers for up to two minutes. Then you put like an emoji 0.96

01:14:43.960 face that's puking yeah see the people at the home office or whoever who make the decision

01:14:51.040 they don't care if it's true do they they really don't care it's like uh oh you've given me you've

01:14:55.960 said the right thing i can just tick the box and let you let you into the open population to commit

01:15:01.260 whatever crime we don't know your background we're not interested in actually vetting it in any way

01:15:05.640 you've just said the right thing for us to tick the box that's all it is what's going on ljmv said

01:15:13.960 Just says, then send them back.

01:15:16.200 Again, I don't know what that's exactly in relation to,

01:15:18.460 but the sentiment, of course, couldn't agree more with.

01:15:22.320 Yeah, millions must go.

01:15:25.480 Azzy0161 says,

01:15:28.220 Here's 40 shillings on the drum

01:15:32.360 for those who volunteer to come

01:15:35.840 to Liston fight the foe today

01:15:39.360 Went over the hills and far away

01:15:44.080 I'm doing my best Hagman there

01:15:46.220 That's what you've written

01:15:48.020 That's just what you've written

01:15:48.880 Thank you for putting that

01:15:49.540 If anyone doesn't know what the hell that was

01:15:51.240 There's an old, really old

01:15:55.040 Late 18th century, early 19th century

01:15:56.760 British military marching song

01:15:58.920 That, Over the Hills and Far Away

01:16:01.740 It was also the theme to Sharp

01:16:05.620 sung by one of sharp's men hagman i was doing my i was doing over the hills of our way by a hagman

01:16:13.860 there i think i sung a tiny one line of it just the other day didn't i

01:16:19.180 anyway i love sharp i'm on record as loving sharp on history bro

01:16:23.300 i've got a fair bit of content about some of the earliest sharp novels i mean to do more at some

01:16:28.780 point love sharp me love it in fact me and luca will probably be doing so for for lotus eaters

01:16:36.460 that can probably do sharp content at some point we've talked about it a fair bit

01:16:41.180 sean bean was it very early 90s the tv shows bernard cornwall novels over 20 novels

01:16:51.260 great stuff okay thanks as a you're obviously a massive fan of sharp

01:16:58.780 As am I, good stuff, great stuff

01:17:00.180 Alright, Irwin Romulus says

01:17:02.400 Speaking with Bill May here

01:17:05.200 Sharon, I guess that's Sharon Osbourne

01:17:07.120 Said it's much better in Windsor now

01:17:09.400 That all the tea shops are gone 1.00

01:17:10.740 And it's full of foreign cafes 1.00

01:17:12.420 She doesn't even appreciate tea 1.00

01:17:14.940 Yeah, Sharon Osbourne's going to be 1.00

01:17:16.640 Barely a civ net, isn't she? 1.00

01:17:19.220 She's a subversive person 1.00

01:17:20.860 She's actually a disgusting human being 1.00

01:17:22.980 Really, really horrible 1.00

01:17:24.060 Mean-spirited, nasty human being 0.99

01:17:28.780 She's sitting down with Bill Mayher 1.00

01:17:30.980 Who says it's great that London's demographically ruined 0.93

01:17:35.040 Makes sense doesn't it 0.97

01:17:37.980 Classic fodder for a Tommy rally

01:17:40.720 To be perfectly honest 0.57

01:17:41.760 Alright

01:17:42.780 Matthew C83 says

01:17:45.700 I see your flat earth and raise you spaces fake

01:17:50.100 Matthew

01:17:52.660 And I met you at the weekend didn't I

01:17:55.240 It's nice to meet you sir

01:17:56.260 um yeah the flat earthers they often go hand in hand don't they you often find people to think

01:18:02.960 that space is fake and gay they're also flat earthers and science deniers in all sorts of

01:18:08.280 ways yeah gotta step over really gotta step over and really 0.98

01:18:15.140 absurd thing in this day and age in my opinion all right that's the show it's now 18 minutes

01:18:23.780 past nine in the am british summertime on friday the 17th of april in the year of our law 2026

01:18:29.060 thank you for joining me you've been the glorious band the chosen few my band of brothers and

01:18:32.780 sisters without you it isn't a thing i hope you have a great weekend i mean do try and make the

01:18:36.820 best of it i make the best if you can if you've got any free time and do something try and do

01:18:41.900 something constructive and valuable with your time i know it's not always possible it really isn't

01:18:46.320 got commitments and kids and all sorts of stuff if you can try and make it count you'll never get

01:18:50.180 it back you'll never get the time back again it's the most valuable thing you've got okay

01:18:56.140 until monday morning then take care

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - April 17, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 17th April 2026

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