The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 1st May 2026

00:00:00.000 I hope you are bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, rocking and rearing for the day ahead, I

00:00:23.320 hope so it's now eight minutes oh no not eight minutes just eight hours into the day 8 a.m

00:00:30.580 which is summertime on friday it's already friday thank f it's friday the first of may

00:00:37.040 first of may because the year's going quick in the year of our lord 2026 it's going quick isn't

00:00:41.260 it feels like only the other day i was starting the bow show in january the beginning of january

00:00:47.180 right feels like i'm yesterday yeah months ago now already breakfast with beau formerly known

00:00:54.780 as breakfast with beau you're the glorious band the chosen few you know who you are i don't need

00:00:58.460 to tell you my band of brothers and sisters watching this live tuning in live so stay

00:01:04.620 saying stuff in the chat brilliant what could a boy ask for basically the best people in the world 0.95

00:01:11.740 but i mean what are you going to do though you're going to watch mike graham don't be silly 0.82

00:01:17.180 Why would you? 0.94

00:01:20.300 To be physically grossed out and listen to absurd, reformed, tarred, milquetoast takes. 1.00

00:01:27.300 Stupid takes. 1.00

00:01:30.060 Jeremy Kyle, please. 1.00

00:01:31.180 Please, don't even.

00:01:32.460 As if.

00:01:33.260 As if you would.

00:01:35.000 I'm joined by Harry.

00:01:36.080 My producer, Little Harry.

00:01:36.900 How are you this morning, good sir?

00:01:37.980 Morning.

00:01:38.500 Yeah, we're good.

00:01:39.580 Good.

00:01:40.560 Good, good, good.

00:01:42.580 Should we just get straight into it?

00:01:44.680 Should we stop fannying about?

00:01:47.180 just get straight into what the legacy corporate mainstream media is talking about this morning

00:01:52.700 oh lovely cup of tea still a bit too hot really what are they trying to tell you is or isn't

00:01:59.100 important what's that cabal of evil fleet street editors lying to you about by omission if nothing

00:02:05.580 else this morning what have we got all right pm vows to act not deport people though

00:02:17.180 And brace for more terror attacks

00:02:19.800 Britain

00:02:21.320 Just brace for more terror attacks

00:02:23.820 It's going to happen

00:02:25.440 He invows to act

00:02:27.840 But not really

00:02:28.720 Not actually do what's necessary

00:02:31.080 Okay

00:02:33.100 The Guardian

00:02:33.920 The Guardian

00:02:40.820 Terrible 0.99

00:02:42.540 Ridiculous blight on our country 0.98

00:02:44.260 An insane subversive 5th columnist 0.96

00:02:47.160 Commie rag 0.99

00:02:48.600 Insane, insane 1.00

00:02:49.680 They say

00:02:51.520 He envows to act against protesters

00:02:54.940 Oh that's how he plans to act

00:02:56.960 Against protesters 0.85

00:02:59.540 Who venerate the murders of Jews 0.96

00:03:02.020 The murder of Jews 1.00

00:03:03.080 Okay 0.97

00:03:05.500 Not the actual original thing 1.00

00:03:08.240 That causes the murder of Jews 1.00

00:03:09.980 Just anyone who might venerate it 1.00

00:03:12.340 After the fact

00:03:13.180 Right

00:03:15.380 I mean he always jumps 1.00

00:03:22.000 Whenever the Jewish community 1.00

00:03:23.180 Say he needs to 1.00

00:03:24.300 He always 1.00

00:03:25.340 He's got a Jewish wife 0.98

00:03:26.400 Isn't he

00:03:26.840 But also

00:03:28.900 Endlessly stands 1.00

00:03:30.840 For Islam 1.00

00:03:32.040 Doesn't he also 0.99

00:03:33.180 Like invite people

00:03:34.980 To do the call to prayer

00:03:35.820 In the middle of Westminster Hall

00:03:36.920 For no real reason

00:03:38.280 Constantly

00:03:40.860 Talking about Islamophobia

00:03:42.280 Working hand in glove 0.51

00:03:43.960 With 0.97

00:03:44.320 with um khan sadiq khan to make islamophobia a thing

00:03:51.640 so doing everything he can every turn on behalf of the islamic community

00:03:59.880 but also apparently is extremely concerned whenever the jewish community is attacked

00:04:06.360 and all the while just sort of trying to pretend vaguely broadly that it's just british anti-semitism

00:04:12.660 Just British anti-semitism

00:04:14.260 Just British Islamophobia

00:04:15.900 Now doesn't it 1.00

00:04:18.600 How has he not

00:04:20.740 Well I was going to say

00:04:21.520 How has he not got loads of cognitive dissonance

00:04:24.300 Well any normal person would

00:04:26.800 If they tried to juggle all those concepts and ideas

00:04:28.960 And make them all make sense

00:04:30.160 I'm not sure if he does

00:04:32.340 Because he's just like a robot isn't he 1.00

00:04:34.280 He's a queer star 1.00

00:04:35.220 He's like some strange robot man 1.00

00:04:36.900 Terror threat level raised

00:04:47.680 As shock of knife attack

00:04:50.240 Hits Jewish community

00:04:51.520 In the scheme of things 1.00

00:04:55.140 Is it all that shocking?

00:04:57.420 What do you expect?

00:04:59.360 If you've got millions and millions of Muslims in the country

00:05:01.660 And tens of thousands of them

00:05:03.540 That's no exaggeration

00:05:04.780 that are on terrorist watch lists isn't that the case doesn't the police in the mi5 say from time

00:05:11.620 to time roughly how many people that are on their terror watch lists at any given time islamists

00:05:16.880 specifically islamists and it's tens of thousands

00:05:19.520 i don't usually talk about that very much well they only release those figures rarely

00:05:27.120 yeah if you're going to have a country that you've let tens of thousands of

00:05:31.760 Militant Islamists into the country 0.99

00:05:34.520 That are genuine worry 1.00

00:05:35.660 Then is it all that shocking

00:05:40.260 When they do do violent crimes

00:05:42.140 What's shocking about it

00:05:45.400 What did you think was going to happen

00:05:48.060 Terror threat level raised

00:05:54.040 Yeah they raised it to like severe I think

00:05:56.280 Right

00:05:57.480 It's a severe threat

00:06:00.080 I mean it's all theatre nonsense anyway isn't it

00:06:02.600 That thing

00:06:03.620 Came in after 9-11

00:06:04.940 I grew up in a world where you didn't have such a thing

00:06:07.040 I remember straight after 9-11

00:06:09.980 The Americans got something like that

00:06:11.900 And then not long after

00:06:12.760 Maybe it was after 7-7

00:06:13.820 Something like that

00:06:14.760 We got one

00:06:15.500 A terror threat level

00:06:17.360 Warning level

00:06:18.760 What?

00:06:23.880 Can't we just live in a society where it's very very very rare?

00:06:28.260 We used to live in a society like that

00:06:30.060 There was no sort of tears

00:06:31.800 Of how likely a terrorist event was

00:06:33.960 It was just super rare

00:06:36.000 No, can't have that anymore

00:06:38.180 No, no, because we've got open borders

00:06:39.360 We've got a multicultural society now

00:06:40.760 So, well don't be a bigot

00:06:43.600 Just have your nose rubbed in it

00:06:45.420 And accept that

00:06:46.960 That's what they would say, of course

00:06:51.380 That's not my take

00:06:52.260 I'm speaking for them

00:06:54.200 Oh, it's severe now, is it?

00:06:57.240 Oh, alright

00:07:00.060 second highest level

00:07:02.620 the only level above that

00:07:04.520 is when they've got like clear, clear, clear

00:07:06.420 intelligence

00:07:08.740 that one's

00:07:10.700 definitely, definitely imminent

00:07:12.220 just below that, severe

00:07:16.180 is it just really

00:07:18.680 likely, yeah it is isn't it, yeah

00:07:20.460 I mean I'm not saying they're wrong

00:07:21.500 I'm not saying it's not

00:07:24.540 a severe risk

00:07:26.460 of more terrorist events

00:07:28.140 It is, yeah that is right

00:07:30.060 Thanks

00:07:31.220 Thanks Blair, thanks Cameron

00:07:35.780 Thanks Brown, thanks Boris

00:07:37.620 Thanks Teresa, thanks Rishi

00:07:39.420 Thanks Dharma, thanks for doing that

00:07:43.480 Alright 1.00

00:07:46.540 There's the strange Jewish only police 1.00

00:07:50.600 Weird thing 1.00

00:07:51.400 Is it the Shomrim 1.00

00:07:58.140 Weird

00:08:02.240 Probably get someone in the chat or in the comments saying

00:08:06.640 That's not weird

00:08:07.320 That's not weird

00:08:08.560 Loads of different communities have their own sort of local police

00:08:11.520 Yeah, all of that's weird

00:08:12.760 Yeah, all of that's weird

00:08:13.560 Yeah, it is, yeah

00:08:15.080 We'll come back to this

00:08:21.700 Because it's all over the front pages again today 1.00

00:08:23.200 Iran will keep control of Hormuz

00:08:27.040 homie straits says khomeini via a written statement because still nobody's seen him

00:08:37.120 apparently missing a leg now and lots of his face or and or lips are burnt so terribly that

00:08:42.400 he can't really speak properly and they've obviously made the decision if he's alive if

00:08:46.320 you even believe he's actually alive he's not a potemkin ayatollah if he is actually still alive

00:08:54.720 We haven't seen him

00:08:56.840 So we can't really confirm that

00:08:58.480 Can we for sure

00:08:59.060 But if he is

00:09:00.680 Perhaps he's so badly maimed

00:09:03.900 They've made the decision

00:09:05.480 Not to show him

00:09:06.440 He's all burnt up

00:09:09.800 Half blown up

00:09:11.160 Anyway

00:09:12.340 He's said

00:09:13.200 He's said

00:09:16.420 That Iran will never give up

00:09:18.460 Control of the Straits of Hormuz 0.96

00:09:20.900 Despite

00:09:22.520 Mr Trump's blockade

00:09:24.180 They'll never give up their right to enrich uranium

00:09:29.040 Same old, same old, same old stuff

00:09:34.760 Not really budging on anything big

00:09:37.040 Anything that the State Department

00:09:38.540 And the Donald

00:09:39.960 And Bibby 0.96

00:09:41.160 Would want them, need them to budge on

00:09:44.040 Not budging on any of that 0.97

00:09:45.140 According to like the ghost ayatollah

00:09:49.720 Are you calling him that? 0.94

00:09:51.300 I just called him that

00:09:52.020 I've not read that anywhere else

00:09:53.160 I just said that for the first time there

00:09:54.900 The ghost diatoller

00:09:56.180 Okay

00:09:58.420 Okay

00:10:01.020 The sun

00:10:01.940 Gold is green horror

00:10:06.280 Brace for more terror attacks

00:10:08.080 But more safe and legal routes yeah

00:10:12.740 Right

00:10:13.360 Okay

00:10:13.960 More safe and legal routes

00:10:17.100 No question from this government

00:10:19.240 Of leaving the ECHR

00:10:20.840 or passing any more stronger legislation that allows us to deport people

00:10:29.780 millions must go they must otherwise this this just gets worse and worse and worse and worse 0.95

00:10:38.100 and worse until you're in a Yugoslavia type situation 1.00

00:10:41.060 you should deal with it now in this generation in this decade if we can 1.00

00:10:50.000 or the next 0.99

00:10:52.240 the best we can hope for is for

00:10:56.300 restore to getting in 2029

00:10:58.120 so it'll be dealt with if that's the case

00:10:59.860 hopefully dealt with

00:11:01.320 in the 2030s

00:11:03.460 and if it's not dealt with

00:11:06.920 at that point

00:11:09.900 we slide

00:11:12.660 in a very very real sense towards

00:11:15.440 a never ending

00:11:17.940 a never ending 1.00

00:11:18.960 Tribal, religious, ethnic, sectarian nightmare 1.00

00:11:25.520 This is just constant 0.97

00:11:28.900 Constant

00:11:30.880 No one's safe

00:11:32.880 No one

00:11:34.600 At the moment

00:11:38.980 With this government and this opposition

00:11:42.120 There's still just no question of actually dealing with it, is there?

00:11:48.960 More safe and legal routes, they'll say

00:11:52.360 More safe and legal routes

00:11:56.580 Madness

00:11:57.980 Can't deport this guy

00:12:01.940 Oh, it emerged

00:12:05.360 Back in about 2008 or so

00:12:08.040 He stabbed a police officer

00:12:10.620 And the police officer's dog

00:12:12.240 And was imprisoned

00:12:17.040 Quote unquote

00:12:18.840 indefinitely

00:12:19.740 but

00:12:21.680 was just out

00:12:22.820 in a few years

00:12:23.420 they put him on

00:12:24.360 Prevent though

00:12:25.000 that'll work

00:12:26.640 that'll work

00:12:26.960 oh no Prevent

00:12:27.580 closed the case on him

00:12:28.520 within months

00:12:29.440 so he's just out

00:12:31.260 again

00:12:31.560 just walking

00:12:32.160 general public

00:12:33.200 general population

00:12:33.920 just walking around

00:12:34.740 how he wasn't deported

00:12:42.660 why was he not

00:12:43.620 Somali born

00:12:44.400 they kept calling him

00:12:45.180 a British citizen

00:12:46.260 a British national 0.93

00:12:47.060 okay well

00:12:48.580 He might have a bit of paper, well he does have a bit of paper

00:12:50.860 Saying that his nationality is British

00:12:53.140 But he's Somalian born, so he's a Somali 1.00

00:12:55.500 He is just a Somali 0.99

00:12:57.500 So after you like, you know 1.00

00:13:00.120 You know, something like 0.98

00:13:01.620 Stabbing a police officer and his dog 0.99

00:13:03.880 And being detained indefinitely

00:13:06.460 Just not anywhere near indefinitely

00:13:09.400 Not anywhere near

00:13:11.160 So that whole thing was a nonsense as well

00:13:13.440 Just let him out

00:13:14.420 Surely deport him back to his good 1.00

00:13:17.040 Strip him of his citizenship and deport him back to Somalia at that point 1.00

00:13:22.160 No, no, just let him out 1.00

00:13:26.100 Prevent will take care of it, except they won't

00:13:29.820 They didn't

00:13:31.160 We can't strip him of his citizenship 0.70

00:13:38.940 That would be sort of an un-British thing to do

00:13:47.040 We've got to do what's necessary to keep people safe, haven't we?

00:13:55.680 But at this moment, just brace for more terror attacks.

00:13:59.120 That's it. That's it.

00:14:01.320 Brits were last night told to brace for more terror attacks.

00:14:05.200 Endless ones.

00:14:05.760 Until millions are forced to leave.

00:14:09.760 The type of people that do all this all the time.

00:14:14.820 Yeah, brace for it, yeah.

00:14:15.880 Alert raised to severe

00:14:18.160 Biggest threat for five years

00:14:20.660 Apparently now

00:14:23.380 Did the murder of Wayne Broadcast increase the terror level?

00:14:28.100 No

00:14:28.220 Because they ignored that one

00:14:30.280 Did the murder of Rhiannon White raise the terror level?

00:14:38.160 Nope

00:14:38.400 Did the Prime Minister go to the scene of the crime?

00:14:44.500 and expresses sympathies.

00:14:46.460 Nope.

00:14:47.140 Did he say anything?

00:14:48.080 Nope.

00:14:50.480 At the times,

00:14:51.420 the venerable times,

00:14:55.020 anyone but Ang campaign

00:14:56.580 against Rainer leadership bid.

00:15:01.300 Why did they write like that

00:15:02.560 with that cadence?

00:15:04.160 With no commas.

00:15:05.540 Anyone but Ang campaign

00:15:06.760 against Rainer leadership bid.

00:15:08.340 What?

00:15:10.200 Okay.

00:15:11.760 Okay.

00:15:14.500 Right

00:15:16.720 Yeah so that's a story

00:15:22.400 That a fair few people in Labour

00:15:25.200 Labour Parliamentary Party

00:15:27.240 Just don't want Rainer

00:15:29.180 She's got a lot of

00:15:29.880 She has got a fair amount of 0.96

00:15:32.980 Support in the party itself

00:15:35.800 The Parliamentary Party

00:15:36.960 And

00:15:37.800 As far as reporting goes

00:15:40.240 I don't know I'm not a Labour supporter

00:15:41.760 I don't move in Labour circles

00:15:42.840 But apparently

00:15:43.540 according to those in the know she's got quite she's quite popular amongst just the membership

00:15:48.160 of labour just the normal people that pay a little bit of money and are a card can remember

00:15:54.680 of the labour party so the way labour party sort of leadership elections work is quite convoluted

00:15:59.460 uh but you have met probably many candidates many of the big beasts going forward for the job

00:16:06.460 and like the the parliamentary party people the actual MPs they get to vote all the normal

00:16:13.540 membership people get a vote I think those are people in the various unions that are affiliated

00:16:19.480 to Labour they get a vote and it's even more complicated that you get you get to vote for

00:16:26.100 your first choice your second choice and your third choice like your second choice is worth

00:16:30.220 a fraction of what your first choice is worth and the third and so on and they collate them

00:16:36.220 all up and add them all up and it's seems to be a fairly needlessly complicated way of doing things

00:16:39.980 but okay that's how they do it um and so in other words it might not be oh and then they whittle it

00:16:47.420 down from you know the the half dozen or so people that are going to probably attempt it

00:16:52.980 whittle it down to two then you have a runoff between those two that's how they're going to do

00:16:58.760 probably

00:16:59.380 unless one person is just sort of

00:17:03.940 got a so called coronation

00:17:05.420 it's just

00:17:05.960 okay so people say that

00:17:09.540 Ange, Ange of the Fridge Rainer

00:17:11.620 Big Bird has got so much

00:17:13.340 popularity

00:17:15.220 that

00:17:16.760 should she make it

00:17:19.400 just to those last two

00:17:20.900 that

00:17:22.860 she'll probably win overall because of 0.89

00:17:25.380 how popular she is among the membership

00:17:27.120 so if you don't if for whatever reason you're in the labour party or parliamentary party and you

00:17:33.060 don't want Raina what you've really got to do is try and arrange it try and contrive things

00:17:38.500 so that she doesn't make it into the final two 0.99

00:17:40.820 somehow relegate her to sort of the third most popular

00:17:46.300 and then that's asking something because there's not a great there's not a deep bench of talent is

00:17:54.440 there. So as pathetic and lame and laughable as she is, there's not three other people 0.99

00:18:04.420 that are obviously better and more popular than her within the party. Nonetheless, there 1.00

00:18:10.680 you go, we're told, anyone but Ange campaign against Rainer leadership bid. Shouldn't there

00:18:17.620 be some inverted commas or just some commas in that headline? They don't do that though,

00:18:21.400 do they

00:18:21.680 okay

00:18:23.100 it would be embarrassing

00:18:24.140 wouldn't it

00:18:24.500 Angela Rayner 0.96

00:18:25.180 I mean properly embarrassing

00:18:27.540 not as embarrassing

00:18:28.360 as Lammy

00:18:28.960 it'd be

00:18:30.720 it'd be embarrassing

00:18:31.700 it really would

00:18:32.380 I mean someone like

00:18:33.620 Yvette Cooper 0.98

00:18:34.320 I don't like her 0.77

00:18:35.580 I don't like her politics

00:18:36.300 but I wouldn't necessarily

00:18:37.480 be completely embarrassed

00:18:39.380 to see her as Prime Minister

00:18:40.580 even West Streeting

00:18:44.140 Angela Rayner

00:18:47.060 I would be

00:18:47.960 I would be quite embarrassed 0.95

00:18:49.000 when she goes on a state visit

00:18:49.960 to France

00:18:50.500 or the United States

00:18:51.380 Or something

00:18:51.800 Like this 1.00

00:18:55.380 Freak woman 1.00

00:18:56.980 She's our leader 1.00

00:18:58.180 She's our head of government 1.00

00:18:59.360 With stupid sunglasses and shoes 1.00

00:19:03.800 Saying stupid things 1.00

00:19:05.800 In a stupid voice 1.00

00:19:06.740 UK terror threat 1.00

00:19:11.580 Severe

00:19:12.200 After anti-semitic attacks

00:19:14.920 Level is highest in 4 years

00:19:17.780 I thought it was 5 years

00:19:18.660 According to the other paper

00:19:19.520 Pressure to ban pro-Palestine protests

00:19:23.260 Oh, the Prime Minister pledged another 25 million pounds to protect mosques

00:19:33.720 That was an expensive knife attack

00:19:38.520 Just that one single knife attack in which neither of the people died

00:19:41.120 You get 25 million pounds from that

00:19:45.920 25 million quid

00:19:47.220 Quite a lot of dough, isn't it? 0.99

00:19:49.520 How much money was pledged to protect random dog walkers from Afghan asylum seekers after Wayne brought us? 1.00

00:19:57.840 None, not a penny 0.96

00:19:58.660 Extra money to help protect care workers that care for asylum seekers 1.00

00:20:07.200 That might stab them in the neck with a screwdriver for refusing them biscuits 1.00

00:20:11.160 Nope, not a penny 0.99

00:20:12.180 Not even mention it

00:20:14.060 This, 25 million quid

00:20:19.520 And it's still not enough, it's still absolutely nowhere near enough for them

00:20:23.920 They have a little protest saying

00:20:26.580 That Pierre Starmer is a Jew harmer 1.00

00:20:29.900 So whatever he does and says it will never ever be enough either 1.00

00:20:32.700 Right in the mirror, Joanna Lumley's turned 80

00:20:37.400 Yeah she should probably retire

00:20:41.000 She should probably give it a rest

00:20:44.260 To be perfectly honest

00:20:49.520 And she seemed ancient and haggard in like the 90s when she was in ABFAB

00:20:54.620 She looks more or less the same

00:20:58.580 Must have had loads of work done, I don't know 0.92

00:21:00.580 Okay, she's 80, probably time to just shut up now

00:21:05.580 She's extremely woke by the way, if you didn't know

00:21:09.580 Like nearly all lovies are

00:21:12.840 Because they don't have to live in the real world particularly

00:21:15.840 The rise of anti-semitism, there's a picture of the guy as a younger man

00:21:19.520 Or he got really fat

00:21:21.040 Okay

00:21:23.920 There's the Starmer bot 0.99

00:21:28.100 Trying to tell Jewish people that he's got their best interests at heart 1.00

00:21:32.640 An attack on all of us 1.00

00:21:35.480 No, it's very specifically attack on the Jewish community 1.00

00:21:37.700 PM, decent people should open their eyes to Jewish pain and fear 0.99

00:21:49.520 Just Jewish pain and fear 1.00

00:21:50.900 It's somehow special 1.00

00:21:58.360 It's somehow different

00:21:59.000 Than the pain and fear

00:21:59.820 Of everyone else

00:22:00.640 Is it?

00:22:02.100 Why is it?

00:22:03.000 Why?

00:22:03.540 Why is that?

00:22:04.640 Why are you saying that?

00:22:05.300 Why are you telling me that?

00:22:06.000 How is it?

00:22:06.920 Is it? 1.00

00:22:08.780 Jewish pain and fear 0.99

00:22:09.780 Is somehow 1.00

00:22:10.600 More important

00:22:12.900 Than anyone else's

00:22:13.860 Pain and fear

00:22:14.480 Is it though? 1.00

00:22:19.520 What about the pain and fear of random, normal, native people that might just be walking their

00:22:28.780 dog down the street and get murdered?

00:22:31.680 What about those people's pain and fear?

00:22:33.920 Not a word, not a word.

00:22:38.080 Right.

00:22:40.120 Right.

00:22:41.920 I see.

00:22:49.520 You're walking down the street in Nottingham. Just murdered. Standing at a bus stop. In Birmingham or something. Just murdered. That's not as an important pain and fear. That's not as important, apparently.

00:23:09.980 Knife suspect had been referred to counter-terrorism program

00:23:17.080 Prevent

00:23:18.480 And they closed their case within months

00:23:20.840 Even though he'd already been

00:23:22.180 As I said

00:23:23.440 He'd already been

00:23:25.440 Sentenced to an indefinite time in prison

00:23:30.040 But let out

00:23:39.980 That's, he's dead 0.93

00:23:41.980 Independent 1.00

00:23:43.980 PM, I call on all decent people to open their eyes to Jewish fear 1.00

00:23:47.980 Oh, it's a question of decency, is it? 1.00

00:23:49.980 Oh, it's a question of decency 0.99

00:23:55.980 If you don't put Jewish pain and fear above that of your owning group 0.93

00:23:59.980 Above that of native people 1.00

00:24:01.980 You're not decent 1.00

00:24:06.980 Right

00:24:09.980 Okay, it's explicitly some sort of two-tier morality, isn't it?

00:24:17.120 Just very, very explicitly then. 0.89

00:24:22.260 Something about Saturday Night Live, terrible, terrible show, ridiculous show,

00:24:25.980 they've made a British version. 1.00

00:24:27.960 Saturday Night Live was already dying on its ass in America 0.99

00:24:30.680 for being so obnoxiously woke. 0.99

00:24:35.820 It used to be great, right, in the 70s and 80s, even into the 90s.

00:24:38.920 loads of people that were great comedians would be on it

00:24:41.620 often be a springboard for your career

00:24:43.940 to go on into films

00:24:47.940 and at some point decided

00:24:50.120 it got the memo about being super super woke 0.52

00:24:53.420 and anti-american, anti-white, anti-western 1.00

00:24:56.320 now it's dying on its ass because it's not very funny 1.00

00:24:59.360 so now we'll make a British version of it 1.00

00:25:02.840 and it's stupidly woke 0.97

00:25:04.980 I mean, not funny at all 0.93

00:25:07.660 Not funny at all

00:25:09.440 Okay

00:25:11.640 Alright

00:25:13.000 The Independent

00:25:13.800 Knife suspect was investigated for extremist views

00:25:16.640 A man accused of stabbing Jews in London

00:25:18.520 Named as Esa Suleiman

00:25:20.320 That's his name, yeah

00:25:21.100 Esa Suleiman

00:25:22.640 As it emerged he was referred to

00:25:27.220 Counter-terrorism programme Prevent

00:25:28.620 And police reveal

00:25:29.680 History of serious violence and mental health issues

00:25:32.920 How he wasn't

00:25:36.360 deported after he was let out of prison is 1.00

00:25:40.840 stupid isn't it crazy crazy 1.00

00:25:45.340 how king saved special relationship i mean did he really 1.00

00:25:50.340 it's not like a few days or a couple of weeks from now starmer trump will ask something of

00:25:57.040 starmer again and starmer will refuse again and then we're right back to where we were

00:26:00.640 Trump and Starmer are extremely different men

00:26:05.580 With entirely different world views

00:26:07.900 And policy platforms

00:26:09.500 King Charles going over and making a few jokes

00:26:13.560 At a lectern

00:26:14.260 It's not going to change that, is it?

00:26:17.680 Okay, the Daily Telegraph

00:26:18.880 Picture of, what is that?

00:26:19.660 Emily Attac 0.92

00:26:20.420 Don't care what she's doing or saying 0.95

00:26:22.940 Don't get anything about that

00:26:24.080 Met accuses Polanski of stoking tensions

00:26:26.340 Yeah, so

00:26:26.820 It's like Polanski

00:26:28.880 Your name, Dave Paulden

00:26:32.800 Dave Yexley Paulden

00:26:36.920 Yeah, he came out yesterday

00:26:41.240 And criticised the police officers

00:26:43.740 That kicked that guy, Esa Suleiman in the head

00:26:46.680 So Esa Suleiman's walking down the road

00:26:48.840 With a knife in his hand still

00:26:50.300 Police officers are like yelling at him

00:26:53.260 To get down on the ground

00:26:54.480 You know, surrender basically

00:26:56.740 He's not, he just keeps walking towards them

00:26:58.180 so they tase him like he goes stiff as a ball and just falls over face part sort of thing

00:27:04.380 but hasn't let go of the knife now whether that will be because

00:27:08.740 the taser's like making his muscles tense up or not i don't know and i don't care about that

00:27:14.100 he's not letting go of the knife

00:27:16.320 and so when he's on the ground after being tased police officers are like yelling at him let go

00:27:23.440 the knife let go of the knife for whatever reason he's not so they boot him in the head like three

00:27:29.200 or four times not insanely hard punts to the temple but they do kick him in the head three or four

00:27:38.800 times oh well could not care less don't ask me to have sympathy for murderous terrorists didn't

00:27:46.640 they his victims aren't actually dead are they but he had murderous intent obviously don't ask me to

00:27:51.440 have sympathy for actual terrorists because i haven't got any and yet you get loads of bleeding

00:28:01.760 heart labels whether they're just general purpose bleeding hearts they've got suicidal empathy or

00:28:07.800 whether they're actual fifth columnist traitors either way a bunch of people on twitter a bunch

00:28:12.760 of people from all over the spectrum say oh that was bad that was heavy-handed the police booting 0.72

00:28:18.500 that man in the head, that poor man who suffers from mental illness, why are you kicking a

00:28:24.280 mentally ill man in the head who's tased? Really? Really? That's what you're worried 0.99

00:28:30.920 about in all of this? People that are saying that, they're part of the problem. They're

00:28:41.420 absolutely part of the problem. That's what Zach Polanski, real name Dave Porden, decided

00:28:47.160 to go with green leader shares online post criticizing police officers who tackled terror

00:28:52.680 suspect of course he did because that's who he is that's who the greens are apart from the few

00:28:59.080 credulous actual environmentalists that still work for them work with them i imagine there will be

00:29:06.680 still a few credulous environmentalists mostly green party are just arch arch communists like true

00:29:12.360 Socialists so much

00:29:15.800 That Labour isn't good enough for them 0.88

00:29:17.400 Or the Socialist Workers Party 0.84

00:29:19.700 Isn't hard left enough for them

00:29:21.400 Or 1.00

00:29:22.160 Islamists 1.00

00:29:24.500 Either way 1.00

00:29:27.480 They hate Britain and our civil society

00:29:28.980 And the small amount of

00:29:30.300 Rule of law we've still got

00:29:33.560 They hate even that 0.99

00:29:34.460 So kicking a terrorist in the head 0.99

00:29:37.180 Is not okay to them 0.99

00:29:38.440 It wasn't even a really hard kick

00:29:42.360 don't ask me to have any sympathy for him getting kicked in the head

00:29:49.000 okay little story here run on tumble dryers after milliband's net zero ban apparently that's

00:29:55.920 something about tumble dryers you after a certain point in fact in fact i scanned that article this

00:30:00.800 morning said something like imminently i think it said so not quite yet but not far into the future

00:30:07.720 tumble dryers or at least some types of tumble dryer well you won't be able to buy them anymore

00:30:13.220 because of net zero and ed milliband so loads of people are buying them right now apparently

00:30:18.960 you're in the market for a new uh a new tumble dryer

00:30:24.460 probably get one soon probably do that sooner rather than later maybe today seize the day

00:30:31.760 carpe diem get your tumble dryers in well you can inflation could hit six percent over iran

00:30:39.400 warns bank chief bank of england

00:30:41.320 it's currently the bank of england kept the interest rate steady yesterday i think what was

00:30:48.860 it off to my head 3.7 which isn't great already that's on top of years of inflation higher than

00:30:56.620 that inflation of 3.7 is still pretty bad it could go sky six there another article another headline

00:31:03.560 we've got says five percent but either way so just everything just keep getting more and more

00:31:09.920 expensive all the time everything all right the express so it's a good paper get a load of this

00:31:24.580 This old fella

00:31:27.320 Hirsch his name is

00:31:29.960 Mervyn Hirsch

00:31:32.720 As UK terror threat is raised to severe 1.00

00:31:34.960 After Golders Green

00:31:35.880 Jewish war hero Mervyn Hirsch

00:31:40.840 Who's 101

00:31:41.560 Issues a stark warning

00:31:43.520 He said

00:31:45.760 Quote 0.98

00:31:46.180 Anti-Semitism reveals diseased minds 0.97

00:31:49.600 And corrupt societies 0.94

00:31:51.160 And it eventually leads to the Holocaust 0.98

00:31:53.540 Which we must not only learn about

00:31:56.640 But never ever forget

00:31:58.040 So that it can never happen anywhere again 1.00

00:32:00.600 You don't want to talk about Islam though 0.99

00:32:01.960 No mention of Islam

00:32:02.700 It's just general anti-Semitism

00:32:04.900 Mervyn

00:32:06.240 Yeah?

00:32:11.300 You're trying to suggest there's

00:32:12.800 There's no difference between

00:32:15.300 You're basically trying to suggest

00:32:16.760 By referencing the Holocaust there 0.74

00:32:18.460 That there's no difference between 1920s, 1930s style 0.86

00:32:22.440 german antisemitism and just brits in the 2020s

00:32:29.720 you've not mentioned you've not mentioned islam there or or or foreign born people 0.97

00:32:38.520 at all you're just suggesting that britain is diseased got diseased mind collectively 0.98

00:32:45.540 and it's a corrupt society don't want to mention islam no 0.98

00:32:50.880 okay thanks marv cheers marv all right the financial times ecb and boa european central 0.88

00:33:03.020 bank and bank of england warn of rate rises as iran war takes toll energy shock spurs

00:33:08.620 inflation pressure u.s growth falls short of expectations yeah they've got to calculate our

00:33:16.120 growth in a very very very specific way in order to not have it show that we're

00:33:25.780 in recession we basically are in recession our growth will be 0.1 0.2

00:33:36.220 maybe 0.3 percent something like that and that's and that was a

00:33:44.320 And that was too rosy of an expectation.

00:33:51.700 It is a recession, isn't it?

00:33:52.980 They're just doing everything they possibly can

00:33:55.040 to just measure it in that certain way.

00:34:02.660 On manoeuvres, Mertz, the Chancellor of Germany,

00:34:07.000 faces fresh salvo from Trump as leaders trade barbs over Mideast.

00:34:11.140 That's funny.

00:34:11.600 chancellor mertz was in the uh oval office not too long ago wasn't it just a few weeks ago

00:34:16.760 and trump was being all kind to him and nice and then as soon as mertz left the oval office i think

00:34:23.340 pretty much as soon as he did i think maybe in the corridor of the the white house he was saying uh

00:34:29.040 no trump things trump just said i don't completely agree with and trump sort of suggested we're

00:34:33.320 entirely on the same page on certain things and we're not really one way or another i'm paraphrasing

00:34:37.980 and now they're trading barbs over the mid-east now

00:34:43.200 right yeah because it's no more germany's war than it is britain's war

00:34:50.540 israel gave uae high-tech laser system to fend off drone and missile bar barrages

00:35:01.700 you mean the drone the the laser system that they bought from the united states

00:35:09.020 they gave to the uae that's what you mean isn't it yeah okay the eye paper

00:35:13.200 tori amos says i bring a wine cellar on tour with me a pity do burnout

00:35:24.340 Raina's warning to Starmer

00:35:29.320 More and more young people are feeling hopeless 0.91

00:35:31.960 What a shameless 0.99

00:35:34.020 Person she is 0.99

00:35:36.380 Like she's the bright new hope

00:35:39.460 Like she's the champion of young people

00:35:41.400 Like she can change the very

00:35:42.900 The very nature, the fabric of our society 1.00

00:35:45.460 To favour native young people 1.00

00:35:47.960 Now 1.00

00:35:49.660 Now she wants to try and make 1.00

00:35:50.940 Or is obviously trying to make a leadership bid

00:35:53.020 her vision for Britain 0.76

00:35:55.200 reign as Britain

00:35:56.340 is more hopeful

00:35:57.580 yeah right

00:35:59.280 yeah right

00:36:00.720 she'll take 0.99

00:36:01.300 everyone says she'll take the party 0.96

00:36:02.580 further to the left 0.92

00:36:03.680 further to the left than Starmer 0.96

00:36:06.240 more traitorous and ruinous 0.84

00:36:08.880 for our people 0.74

00:36:11.400 than the government already is

00:36:14.040 why would anyone believe it

00:36:17.420 why would anyone possibly believe

00:36:19.780 that

00:36:20.000 That it's anything other than personal ambition

00:36:24.020 Like she's got like

00:36:25.180 She's on a true crusade for a better brighter Britain

00:36:28.160 She's got a vision

00:36:29.480 A clear vision politically

00:36:31.600 No she hasn't

00:36:32.180 She hasn't got any of those things has she

00:36:33.540 She just wants to be Prime Minister 0.68

00:36:35.320 She just wants to be on that list in the history books

00:36:38.720 Of people that have been the Prime Minister

00:36:40.160 That's all

00:36:40.600 That's all

00:36:42.860 Just like David Cameron and Boris Johnson

00:36:44.400 There's nothing more to it than that

00:36:46.020 And Rishi

00:36:46.440 And nearly all of them

00:36:47.800 Nearly all of them

00:36:50.000 Former Deputy Prime Minister

00:36:59.340 Angela The Fridge Rayner

00:37:01.720 Big Bird 0.99

00:37:02.160 Says Generation Z 0.98

00:37:04.200 I will always say Generation Z by the way 1.00

00:37:06.400 Not Z 1.00

00:37:06.980 Generation Z 0.96

00:37:08.260 Are stuck in quote 0.97

00:37:10.640 This trap of poverty

00:37:12.400 A system that feels rigged against them

00:37:15.480 And they are feeling nothing changes for them

00:37:18.880 What are you actually going to do about that

00:37:23.480 In any profound sense

00:37:24.640 Doesn't really tell you that

00:37:29.980 She's just recognising that they do feel hopeless

00:37:33.280 Great, what's that worth?

00:37:35.040 What is that worth?

00:37:35.860 Nothing

00:37:36.200 She says that the struggle to buy homes

00:37:40.300 Find work and escape debt

00:37:42.140 Is changing young people's psychology 0.99

00:37:43.940 Okay, what's your plan for it then? 0.83

00:37:45.380 Oh, you haven't got one, right

00:37:46.240 Raina says her son, 29

00:37:48.400 Can't even afford a dentist

00:37:50.700 Well you're super rich

00:37:51.820 Pay for him to go to a private dentist then 0.99

00:37:55.600 That's what she said she had to

00:37:57.760 He can't even afford to go to a dentist

00:38:00.300 At 29

00:38:00.900 Has he not got a job at all

00:38:02.360 Not that expensive

00:38:05.180 Depends what work he was having done doesn't it

00:38:09.120 He had to ask me to borrow

00:38:11.420 To get his teeth done

00:38:12.580 Can you just give him the money

00:38:13.560 Aren't you his mum

00:38:14.220 What do you mean borrow

00:38:15.240 Aren't you really rich

00:38:17.740 She also said

00:38:22.140 And this is a quote

00:38:22.780 More and more young people

00:38:24.440 Feel there isn't an investment

00:38:26.140 In their future now

00:38:27.260 Yeah

00:38:27.480 That no matter how much

00:38:30.600 Sorry this text is so small

00:38:32.920 I keep complaining about my eyes

00:38:34.000 Don't I

00:38:34.260 That no matter how much

00:38:36.760 You run on the treadmill

00:38:37.660 You are not going to make it

00:38:39.600 Yeah

00:38:41.020 Yeah

00:38:43.160 Blair's Britain

00:38:45.480 The type of Britain

00:38:46.820 That Blair

00:38:47.480 created, set in motion

00:38:49.120 that 14 years of Tories did nothing to reverse

00:38:51.700 and that you guys now

00:38:53.480 are continuing

00:38:54.540 and you personally, Angela Fridge Rayner, Big Bird

00:38:57.740 would go even further down

00:38:59.800 that route, that's what's created

00:39:01.840 that

00:39:02.160 you guys have done that

00:39:05.660 and just by recognising it

00:39:09.900 isn't enough is it, isn't nowhere near good enough

00:39:11.920 oh

00:39:13.520 you expect all the young people to vote for you now

00:39:15.900 because you've said that

00:39:17.480 Cabinet speculation on Rayna's own future leadership ambitions 0.98

00:39:24.460 Alright, yeah, she wants to be the leader, doesn't she?

00:39:26.960 The Metro, ugh

00:39:27.680 The Metro goes with something slightly different

00:39:36.220 It's probably the second or third biggest story today in the news

00:39:38.780 Is that there's a new act of parliament that comes into force today

00:39:47.180 To do with landlords and renters

00:39:50.160 It's a little bit dry

00:39:53.840 A little bit boring

00:39:54.320 Actually reasonably important

00:39:55.360 But a little bit dry and boring

00:39:57.280 So I won't spend too much time on it

00:39:58.640 But the metric says

00:39:59.260 Gleeful students seize on rent law change

00:40:03.260 Mayday for landlords

00:40:04.980 It's just giving more rights to people that rent

00:40:08.000 Not necessarily all that bad

00:40:12.100 I mean maybe

00:40:13.040 It depends how you look at it

00:40:14.900 Some landlords do take the absolute mickey

00:40:18.740 There's no doubt about that

00:40:19.940 Are all of them evil?

00:40:23.220 No

00:40:23.580 Is there something fundamentally, conceptually wrong

00:40:26.860 With being a landlord?

00:40:27.960 No

00:40:28.240 That's what the left would have you believe

00:40:29.760 Do some of them take the mickey?

00:40:32.820 Yeah

00:40:33.000 It's things like

00:40:34.380 Okay, there's various elements to it

00:40:38.100 One is a landlord used to be able to evict someone

00:40:41.460 That was renting their property

00:40:42.520 You had to give them a few months notice

00:40:44.360 three or four months notice or something oh no sorry less than that sorry so yeah it's given

00:40:49.160 like at least one month's notice and then you could evict them for whatever reason

00:40:53.880 now you can't do that now there has to be an actual reason

00:40:58.920 it doesn't seem entirely fair to me well but then there's another bit where it says

00:41:05.240 even if there is a reason you have to give renters at least two months notice that seems

00:41:09.880 reasonable like a landlord could be really out of order and say right you've got 30 days and

00:41:13.400 And then you've got to be out

00:41:14.100 I don't care about you and your life and your circumstances

00:41:16.520 And what's going on with you

00:41:17.420 You're just out in 30 days

00:41:19.040 That is a bit harsh on the renter isn't it

00:41:21.000 So there's loads and loads of things

00:41:23.360 Again I'll move on I won't bore you with it

00:41:25.020 But there's loads and loads of things like that

00:41:26.360 Little tweaks and changes around that

00:41:28.560 It's one of the biggest stories on the papers today

00:41:30.480 Okay the Daily Star

00:41:32.120 They go with utter slop don't they 1.00

00:41:35.540 Britain hotter than Egypt 1.00

00:41:37.200 I mean for one day or something

00:41:39.600 It ain't half hot mummy

00:41:41.960 there was a television show a long time ago what the 70s the 1970s called it ain't half hot mum

00:41:50.040 harry have you ever even heard of the show it ain't it ain't half hot mum no right right why 0.77

00:41:57.640 would you it's before my time even start going with it ain't a half hot mummy

00:42:04.340 we'll photoshop in a mummy and like a british man who's sweaty print genius

00:42:14.800 apparently today the 1st of may is supposed to be it's supposed to be the hottest day of the year

00:42:23.500 so far it'll be nice it'll be nice it was reasonably warm yesterday all right though

00:42:32.700 they are the front pages we did a poll i didn't have time this morning to tell harry what i want

00:42:38.740 the poll to be or anything so he's just done it harry did you even ask the chat what they thought

00:42:43.860 the poll should be uh i did all right okay so what's about to come up on my screen i've

00:42:49.620 i've got no idea what it will be so this is okay really you've said who would you want to have

00:42:57.220 absolute power over the uk that's not a bad one that's not bad i like it did you

00:43:02.080 get that idea from chat or did you come up that one no so i got some of the names from chat

00:43:07.560 but the question's mine yeah yeah cool okay that's probably better that that's better than

00:43:14.180 what i was thinking i was trying to make it something relevant to the headlines that's better

00:43:17.800 maybe we can do that more often ask the chat what they want the poll to be yeah yeah yeah

00:43:24.800 all right and what have we got here okay who would you want to have absolute power over in

00:43:31.700 uk and your options were david lammy jeremy clarkson sadiq khan and nigel farage were they

00:43:39.780 again were they the chats like um yeah so some of them were i kind of just wanted to see jeremy

00:43:46.340 clocks and win it uh okay and the results are ready jeremy clarkson wins it with an absolute

00:43:56.260 landslide a stonking a stonking landslide i suppose you put all other crap ones though didn't

00:44:02.260 you to make to make clarkson win nonetheless well it worked it worked 89 say they want jezza 0.75

00:44:12.900 i quite like jezza over the years i've fluctuated on how much i like him at the moment i like him

00:44:19.380 him quite a lot. He's good. He's reasonably based, isn't he? All right. Jeremy Clarkson

00:44:30.340 smashes it. 5% say David Lammy. Lammy is my Kang in the chat, most affected. Sorry,

00:44:38.860 bro, you got dunked on there, a mere 5% want David Lammy, 1% want Sadiq Khan and I must

00:44:49.560 assume that 1% was a troll, I'm going to assume that, and 4% wanted Nigel Farage, staunch

00:45:01.680 restorers here at breakfast with beau beau show you would have thought maybe no i might get more

00:45:09.900 than that but no people want jezza give us jezza or give us death all right okay it's already

00:45:19.440 quarter two should have a quick look at the front pages or quick look at the price of oil i like

00:45:23.920 doing that more kind of on a daily basis why not it's high it's not as high as yesterday i forgot

00:45:29.400 do it yesterday but yesterday was a an all-time higher well not sorry not all time higher all

00:45:34.440 time high since the beginning of the iran war brent was up at like over 120 did it even go like 125

00:45:42.520 or something yesterday it's back down to 111 which is still high west texas 105 high it's really high

00:45:53.000 Yeah

00:45:56.140 It's high, isn't it?

00:46:00.200 There's no other way to

00:46:01.160 Describe it

00:46:03.400 Alright

00:46:04.500 BBC, let's not talk about the terrorist thing anymore

00:46:08.300 Because we've done that, haven't we, all morning so far

00:46:10.420 Here's a mildly interesting story, I thought

00:46:15.200 John Major

00:46:16.280 Anyone's old enough to remember

00:46:18.960 John Major was Prime Minister when I was a kid

00:46:20.760 from like he took over from thatcher in 1990 very early 1991 until blair got in in 1997

00:46:31.340 and he won against what kinnock was it in like 1992 right that's john major conservative

00:46:40.260 um and he was an arch europhile he was like as pro europe as tony blair was

00:46:50.760 Not a socialist though

00:46:54.400 Far from, obviously

00:46:55.480 Nothing like a socialist

00:46:56.960 But, you know

00:46:59.200 A woke, a globalist still

00:47:01.840 Not exactly open borders

00:47:04.820 But now 0.84

00:47:06.720 Like a burnt out haggard old boomer

00:47:09.980 Just goes on about environmentalism 1.00

00:47:11.800 Won't mention Islam

00:47:13.940 Certainly won't talk about re-migration or anything like that

00:47:16.340 Would rather we rejoin the EU 0.95

00:47:19.000 All that crap 1.00

00:47:19.800 Alright 0.99

00:47:20.500 uk should not keep changing prime ministers warned sir john it's not wrong about that

00:47:26.800 it's bad in this article i read this article this morning because we're running short of time

00:47:31.680 already i won't i was planning on maybe reading a big chunk of it but i won't bother he just says

00:47:36.040 you know like politics isn't a game show it's not about your career as an individual politician

00:47:40.260 it's not about that it's not about just reacting to whatever's in the headlines that day it's about

00:47:44.500 having a big strong long-term view all good things all interesting things but he doesn't

00:47:52.380 talk about what any of those things are doesn't talk about remigration doesn't talk about

00:47:55.560 demographic demographic replacement doesn't talk about anything really he just says you have to

00:48:01.440 should uh concentrate on on the big picture but it doesn't tell us what doesn't say doesn't have

00:48:06.980 the guts the political balls to really talk about what that really is classic john major really

00:48:13.360 That's it, John Major 0.60

00:48:14.860 Acting like he's some great mind

00:48:19.180 Like he's some great political mind

00:48:21.320 But in fact he's an empty bag

00:48:23.340 Like when Soros 0.68

00:48:28.580 Black Wednesday

00:48:31.240 When Soros

00:48:32.640 Stole the pound 1.00

00:48:34.080 John Major's pretty stupid 1.00

00:48:36.820 He's not a great politician 1.00

00:48:37.840 He thought he could take on currency markets

00:48:41.540 I've got a long form bit of content

00:48:47.260 It's in conversation with Dan Tubb

00:48:49.380 All about

00:48:49.880 All about Black Wednesday

00:48:52.480 Was it Black Wednesday?

00:48:55.680 Anyway

00:48:56.160 Back in the 90s

00:48:57.680 John Munger just made a series of 1.00

00:49:00.720 Really really really stupid 1.00

00:49:02.980 I mean infantile day one 1.00

00:49:04.700 101 economist stuff

00:49:06.640 Made a series of errors

00:49:07.900 Which cost the country

00:49:11.440 vast sums of wealth ultimately and george soros made a packet out of it

00:49:17.740 and anyone literally someone who's done like a gcse or an a level in economics would say

00:49:24.940 you shouldn't do that and then that and then double down on it and then again and again

00:49:29.100 he thought he knew better he doesn't know better he doesn't know better 1.00

00:49:34.240 Sean Major's a bit of an idiot 1.00

00:49:36.680 To be perfectly honest 1.00

00:49:38.780 But he's this serious white-haired statesman now

00:49:43.240 Who knows how everything should be done 0.55

00:49:45.040 Yeah, right

00:49:46.140 Yeah, right

00:49:47.560 Okay

00:49:50.520 Cost of living crisis

00:49:51.720 Yeah, normal people can sort of barely live

00:49:54.540 Yeah

00:49:56.460 Great, well done

00:49:58.980 Is there something in the mail? 0.96

00:50:04.240 Oh yeah, loads of green councillors are Islamists 1.00

00:50:07.240 Yeah, loads and loads of green councillors

00:50:12.300 Just say massively anti-Semitic things all the time

00:50:16.280 Wonder what

00:50:20.720 Zach Polanski real name, Dave Paul, and I wonder what his rabbi thinks about that

00:50:25.000 We know what his family think about it

00:50:31.900 Sort of disowned in, haven't they?

00:50:34.240 Nigel Farage says he's spoken to some French politician

00:50:39.680 Who might be for the French president one day

00:50:42.060 And that he could maybe strike some sort of deal with him

00:50:44.940 Where he could put the Royal Navy in the channel

00:50:46.880 Haven't I been saying that for a while?

00:50:51.720 I've been saying that for a while, I'm not the only one of course

00:50:53.760 That was beyond the pale not very long ago

00:50:59.660 I was just ahead of the curve

00:51:02.080 Most of the things I said, nearly all the things I said

00:51:04.840 In that Mallard article I wrote

00:51:07.360 Which got me deselected from reform

00:51:09.020 Are now reform policy

00:51:10.300 So my only crime, in inverted commas

00:51:13.140 Was being ahead of the curve

00:51:14.860 I'll wear that badge proudly

00:51:18.320 Alright, the sun, was there anything of, any real note in the sun

00:51:23.280 Oh, in Australia, this aboriginal man abducted and killed a little five year old

00:51:27.460 There you go, lovely

00:51:29.200 Alright, shall we do on this day in history

00:51:31.600 you guys like that i like doing that one i was going to change the website but this morning i

00:51:36.840 had a relatively small amount of time to do so and the website i would i was going to change it to

00:51:40.520 just so happened that this morning it was a pretty crap set of things talking about baseball and

00:51:47.900 stuff i know most people on the bow show don't really care about sports ball one way or another

00:51:52.480 not even f1 or boxing you're not really into any of that are you it seems so all right for the last

00:51:59.900 day i'll stick with this website all right what have we got it's not a brilliant set this morning

00:52:05.000 but okay on this day in history first of may in the year 1707 acts of union came into force

00:52:10.620 uniting england and scotland to form uh the kingdom of great britain yeah was that for the best

00:52:16.600 did it set us up to make a great world-spanning empire the greatest the largest empire history

00:52:27.480 has ever known, an empire where the sun never sets, a truly global empire, it dwarfs the

00:52:34.320 Roman Empire, it's hype, yeah, dwarfs Alexander's empire, the Mongol Empire, please, peanuts.

00:52:47.660 But now, England, Scotland, I'd rather, I'm sort of an English ultra, that's what I consider

00:52:55.840 myself. England first and foremost. England before Great Britain, every time, without

00:53:02.720 fail. I am a unionist though, if push came to shove, I am a unionist. But England first.

00:53:12.440 on this day in 1753 publication of a species plantorum plantarum by cold linnaeus i don't

00:53:26.180 know about this i must admit i don't really know about this we told it's the formal start date of

00:53:30.660 plant taxonomy adopted by the international code of botanical nomenclature okay i can't really

00:53:37.160 i can't really comment on that i don't really know anything about it okay i love stamps on

00:53:42.020 this website as well don't they don't they they love talking about the islamic conquest of spain

00:53:48.700 and the postal service and and stamps we're told on this day in 1840 the penny black

00:53:57.480 there's a picture of a penny black there stamp penny black the world's first adhesive postage

00:54:03.500 stamp is issued by united kingdom if you've got one of those they're worth an insane amount of

00:54:08.840 money you've got an old like one of your granddads or you or something they've got an old post stamp

00:54:16.040 collection in the loft or something if you dig that out and you got one of them

00:54:22.120 with zin even a crappy one will be worth tens of thousands of pounds maybe hundreds of thousands

00:54:28.280 of pounds a mint condition one from one of the first printings is worth millions millions for

00:54:34.840 For a stamp, a little stamp, a normal-sized stamp.

00:54:38.340 If it's an early one from the first print run,

00:54:41.380 and it's in mint condition,

00:54:43.540 it hasn't got a stamp over the top of it or anything,

00:54:45.080 it's not all crumbled,

00:54:47.400 millions, millions.

00:54:49.440 If it's any sort of penny black at all,

00:54:51.680 even in terrible condition,

00:54:53.160 probably worth at least tens of thousands of pounds.

00:54:56.720 There you go, there you go.

00:54:59.000 On this day in 1886,

00:55:01.760 nationwide demonstrations and strikes

00:55:04.020 demanding the 8 hour work day

00:55:06.280 beginning in the US

00:55:07.160 I was going to say something about

00:55:13.520 Marxism, I was going to disparage Marxism

00:55:16.160 in some way but

00:55:16.800 in the 19th century sometimes

00:55:21.380 employers, often in fact employers

00:55:24.020 by our standards

00:55:26.400 would take the absolute mickey

00:55:27.800 force you to work

00:55:29.320 very very very very very

00:55:32.080 very long hours because there's no law preventing them from doing so on this day in 1924 the german

00:55:38.640 automobile manufacturers mercedes-benz came into being i won't bother trying to read all that but

00:55:45.080 well a joint venture between daimler and benz mercedes-benz

00:55:51.760 okay sort of fairly immediately went on to start winning races as well fairly immediately went on

00:56:00.220 It's become the gold standard for cars in Germany anyway.

00:56:05.900 On this day in 1931, the Empire State Building opens in New York City

00:56:08.820 as the world's tallest building

00:56:11.860 until the World Trade Center surpasses it in 1970.

00:56:18.340 Yeah, the Empire State Building.

00:56:20.280 Beautiful thing, isn't it? I think so.

00:56:22.360 Was it like Art Deco, you would say, the style of it?

00:56:26.400 Art Nouveau?

00:56:27.880 More Art Deco, isn't it?

00:56:30.220 Beautiful building. There's a reason why it's iconic, right?

00:56:33.380 Okay, alright.

00:56:34.420 That's what we've got for on this day in history.

00:56:38.660 Let's do our Rumble Rants and Superchurch, shall we?

00:56:42.880 Alright, let's let me do this.

00:56:48.120 Who's in at number one on the Rumble Rants?

00:56:52.880 Place your bets.

00:56:54.360 Who's in at number one?

00:56:56.700 Correct. Global Church History, yeah.

00:56:58.340 as he is basically every day global church history thank you sir thank you sir you've got to commit

00:57:06.220 you've got uh uh you've got to love the the commitment right you've got to respect the

00:57:11.200 grind from global church history now what have you said you give us another couple of on these

00:57:15.820 days in histories don't you nearly always you've said on this day in 305 ad diocletian and maximian

00:57:24.000 Retire

00:57:24.700 Another mention of Diocletian

00:57:28.180 Drinking game, early morning drinking game

00:57:29.880 Hair of the dog, every time Bo mentions Diocletian

00:57:32.140 You've got to have a shot

00:57:33.280 No don't, that's crazy, it's too early 0.91

00:57:37.980 That's ridiculous, unless you're up 0.90

00:57:40.040 From last night 0.96

00:57:40.880 Or you're in America and it's still last night

00:57:43.740 Would that be, is that a thing?

00:57:45.540 If he was on the west coast, it's still last night

00:57:47.640 Right

00:57:47.880 Okay, Diocletian mentioned

00:57:53.180 just diocletian and maximian retire yes i said diocletian one of those few people in history

00:57:59.500 like at the top of the king or an emperor or a pope or whatever who deliberately chose

00:58:06.220 to just renounce it and resign and abdicate and he thought he was the senior augustus

00:58:14.440 there were four emperors haven't i told you about the tetrarchy four emperors

00:58:18.940 and he made the other Augustus, the other senior emperor, Maximian, resign as well.

00:58:28.940 So there's suddenly two less emperors in the Tetrarchy.

00:58:31.700 The two junior Caesars become Augusti,

00:58:36.020 and they pick two more people to become junior Caesars.

00:58:41.780 it's a system that didn't last even really almost much beyond Diocletian's life

00:58:50.280 Diocletian then went into retirement

00:58:52.040 decided he just wanted to work a garden 0.97

00:58:55.820 he had to spend his old age messing about in the garden

00:59:00.560 that's what he wanted to do instead

00:59:01.800 he'd had enough of high politics and battles and things

00:59:05.300 he just wanted to sort of grow cabbages with old

00:59:10.880 yeah in the next generation he still lived for quite a while after that though a fair few years

00:59:16.220 he thought he was dying but he wasn't he lived for quite a few more years

00:59:20.260 in the end at one point people wanted him to come back come out of retirement we need you

00:59:26.940 we need you bro everything's going to hell in a handbasket come back

00:59:30.160 and he probably considered it but didn't and eventually when during the rise of constantine

00:59:36.860 there's a really old man but he's still alive someone went around to his house and was like

00:59:42.600 you need to die now though bro

00:59:44.940 while you live a faction can and will form around you and one way or another that's not in our 1.00

00:59:54.700 interest so you've got to kill yourself right now and if you don't we'll kill you so you've got a 1.00

01:00:01.460 few minutes 0.99

01:00:05.860 probably that's what happened to Diocletian isn't the sources aren't

01:00:10.060 like Zosimus and stuff they're not in perfectly clear but something like that

01:00:17.460 happened Maximian okay I've never got time to tell you what the adventures of

01:00:21.560 Maximian after he after Diocletian forced him to retire he came back

01:00:28.380 i honestly haven't got time it will take five or ten minutes just to give you

01:00:32.240 just the the bare minimum of maximian so i can't i'm afraid but i'm going to make i've got to i've

01:00:41.200 got to really make content all about the crisis of the second or crisis of the third century

01:00:48.360 never really something the crisis never stopped all about diocletian and constantine and so on

01:00:55.060 Global Church History also says

01:00:57.300 On this day in 1328

01:00:58.860 England recognises Scotland's independence

01:01:01.220 Via the Treaty of Edinburgh Northampton

01:01:03.400 So that would be in the age of what

01:01:05.000 Edward II

01:01:05.780 Edward I Longshanks 1.00

01:01:08.220 Smashed the Welsh something fierce 1.00

01:01:10.500 And hammered the Scots 1.00

01:01:12.200 He didn't quite finish the job when he died 0.72

01:01:14.920 Of natural causes

01:01:16.560 So his son Edward II

01:01:18.300 Took over

01:01:20.020 Very weak

01:01:22.680 Not a great martial king Edward II

01:01:24.840 sort of immediately made peace with them and then tried stuff a few years later that failed

01:01:31.620 ended up having to grant them independence do you reckon i've got long-form content all about

01:01:35.840 edward the first and edward the second and edward the third and on find the paywall go to a bronze

01:01:42.160 team membership for as little as five pound month let's use.com do consider signing up oh yeah it's

01:01:46.240 all there all right 14 barber says morning mate morning sir the pm cracking down on protests

01:01:54.080 Question mark

01:01:54.880 The end of liberty in thunderous applause

01:01:57.980 That's Padme isn't it 0.96

01:01:59.900 From Star Wars 0.87

01:02:01.240 The only decent line of dialogue

01:02:04.160 In the whole trilogy

01:02:05.060 If you ask me

01:02:07.760 Will it be his last act

01:02:12.360 Question mark

01:02:13.400 It's likely to be among his last acts

01:02:15.740 I would think

01:02:16.600 New Animal Farm releases

01:02:20.280 Today in the US

01:02:21.420 What an adaptation of George Orwell's

01:02:24.080 novel animal farm or something much darker than that what you're talking about new animal farm

01:02:31.780 releases there in the u.s that feels apt have a great weekend i guess you're talking about a

01:02:36.480 george orwell adaptation i think i've got a long form like two long form videos in conversation

01:02:44.580 with one conor tomlinson breaking down george orwell's novel and animal farm in stupendous

01:02:50.920 detail

01:02:51.420 yeah it's there

01:02:54.500 check that out

01:02:56.300 breaking down quite a few different

01:02:58.980 George Orwell books

01:02:59.980 done with Carl, what did I do, wrote a

01:03:02.720 Wigan pier

01:03:03.220 1984, actually I think Carl and Callum

01:03:06.720 did 1984 but I did wrote a Wigan pier

01:03:08.880 I did talk about homage to

01:03:10.760 Catalonia with Harry one time in the Spanish

01:03:12.860 Civil War

01:03:13.420 there was another

01:03:15.640 some short stories

01:03:17.680 some Orwell short stories

01:03:20.400 talk to carl all about yeah an animal farm with connor all right inch kit 89 says as a teesider

01:03:32.560 is it canny good on teeside 0.98

01:03:37.680 as a teesider who hates the northern accent you think it's stupid stereotype oh i see what you're 1.00

01:03:47.480 saying you hate the fact that the look that people think the northern accent is stupid you hate that 1.00

01:03:52.520 stereotype right it pains me when i hear rainer talk she genuinely is as thick as she sounds yeah 1.00

01:04:00.120 she does sound thick and is you're quite right perfectly right and has a face like a bulldog

01:04:05.000 chewing a wasp grim yeah she's like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit hit every branch on the

01:04:13.860 way down not that i'm an oil painting but she is rough okay let's have a look at the youtube

01:04:25.320 super chat right rinsewind67 says morning bow good morning one word cannons i assume you're

01:04:36.360 talking about artillery pieces and not mammary glands best laugh in a long time how did stelios

01:04:44.900 keep a straight face yeah he played it so straight didn't he have a great weekend to all at lotus

01:04:49.700 eaters thank you very much anyone doesn't know what we're talking about yesterday i was on the

01:04:52.740 podcast with stelios and luca and um stelios did a segment about that jp morgan woman who 0.88

01:04:58.580 Who apparently, allegedly

01:05:00.680 Drugged one of her male colleagues 0.97

01:05:04.780 And sexually assaulted him in various ways 0.86

01:05:07.000 And on the stand it came out that 0.94

01:05:08.460 She referred to her own chest

01:05:10.440 Her own bosom 1.00

01:05:11.640 As cannons 1.00

01:05:12.820 That in and of itself is funny to me

01:05:19.220 There's no way that's not funny

01:05:20.420 But there's various words to describe boobs, aren't there?

01:05:24.260 Tons of words in English

01:05:25.500 Loads, dozens, right?

01:05:27.460 Cannons 0.99

01:05:28.020 that was what she said about herself

01:05:33.140 yeah and Stelios played the whole thing so super straight

01:05:39.180 so deadpan

01:05:40.040 like it's a really serious thing

01:05:41.440 it's not really all that serious is it

01:05:43.900 and towards the end of the segment

01:05:46.240 it was made clear that he was

01:05:49.000 the memes that are on Twitter and stuff are funny

01:05:52.740 but to begin with

01:05:53.700 for the first 10 minutes or so

01:05:54.800 he was playing it really deadly serious

01:05:56.340 Like you're not supposed to find that funny

01:05:59.880 Cannons

01:06:04.000 Alright

01:06:07.300 Amelia for restore says

01:06:11.280 I atoller 0.75

01:06:14.440 I need rip my sauce 1.00

01:06:17.520 Maybe

01:06:19.220 Is that a typo there?

01:06:22.860 I atoller

01:06:23.620 I need my rip sauce

01:06:25.840 burned my lips

01:06:27.900 Harry do you know what 0.87

01:06:29.960 can you

01:06:30.420 am I misreading it

01:06:32.180 what is that

01:06:32.660 anyway it's a joke about

01:06:34.260 the Ayatollah's burnt lips

01:06:35.440 isn't it 0.99

01:06:36.920 my rib sauce

01:06:41.460 rib sauce

01:06:43.000 I don't know

01:06:43.540 is it

01:06:44.280 like you're trying to say something

01:06:46.060 if you didn't have any lips

01:06:47.900 you would be pronouncing it incorrectly

01:06:49.380 Ayatollah

01:06:50.960 I nearly

01:06:51.540 my rib sauce

01:06:52.760 I don't get it

01:06:53.840 sorry

01:06:54.040 but I get that you're

01:06:55.460 making a joke about that he might have had his lips burnt off

01:07:00.020 okay opening doors one said not sure did the west vote for mass immigration no didn't no

01:07:08.500 no in fact whenever we have been polled or asked or governments have run on platforms about it

01:07:14.700 we've always voted against it

01:07:16.360 okay lone wolf and cub says certain pain and fear is more important yeah i mean that's what they

01:07:29.420 have you believe right yeah some people's pain and fear is more important than others

01:07:33.580 according to them according to our government at the moment yeah there's a tearing system of it

01:07:40.940 They're just saying it openly, aren't they?

01:07:42.460 There's another way to take it, is there?

01:07:50.540 Okay, Azzy0161 says,

01:07:53.680 Hi Bo, hiya.

01:07:55.560 I wanted to ask what your thoughts are on the Union.

01:07:58.960 As an Anglo-Celtic man, I'd like us to remain a united kingdom.

01:08:03.260 We're better together.

01:08:04.260 Yeah, as I say, I am ultimately a Unionist.

01:08:06.740 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:07.760 So sorry Graham

01:08:10.460 We still need to have a chat by the way Graham if you watch this

01:08:12.860 I am a unionist

01:08:15.560 I think

01:08:17.140 I think we are stronger together

01:08:19.820 But having said that

01:08:21.800 I'm for England first 0.86

01:08:25.340 It's the more populous

01:08:28.380 It's the most populous of the nations isn't it

01:08:31.000 The biggest one

01:08:31.640 The most industry

01:08:33.060 The biggest economy

01:08:34.420 By a long long long way

01:08:35.740 Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland

01:08:38.380 Are just much, much smaller entities

01:08:40.380 In every measurable way

01:08:42.160 So to not have England

01:08:44.780 Absolutely first and foremost

01:08:46.780 In the Union

01:08:47.620 Would be crazy to me

01:08:50.660 I am an English

01:08:52.260 As I say, an English ultra

01:08:53.540 I'd be happy to describe myself that way

01:08:56.260 And if for whatever reason

01:09:02.460 Say the SNP

01:09:04.220 were given another independence vote and it did pass and they were given independence

01:09:07.560 i wouldn't lose many tears i wouldn't lose much sleep

01:09:11.820 over it but if it's entirely up to me i am a unionist though still

01:09:19.000 like i've got a lot of time for robin tilbrook and the english democrats who are very very

01:09:28.220 strongly like anti-union i just want england i totally get it massively sympathize massively

01:09:36.060 i think fine in the final reckoning when push comes to shove i am i am pro-union at this point

01:09:43.980 but as about as staunchly pro-english within that union as you can imagine

01:09:51.580 that's just me that's just me take it or leave it i suppose

01:09:58.220 Okay. Let's have a look. FGoogle2 says, I would take Jeremy Clarkson's tractor overall. That's just what you've said. I would take Jeremy Clarkson's tractor overall.

01:10:13.960 Okay

01:10:16.220 Well as leader

01:10:18.280 You don't want Jeremy Clarkson as leader

01:10:21.000 You want his tractor as leader

01:10:22.980 Is that what you're saying?

01:10:25.120 I don't know

01:10:25.440 I don't really know what you're saying there

01:10:26.580 Fair enough though

01:10:28.680 Fair enough

01:10:29.660 Alright this is a fair few more

01:10:31.240 Another half dozen more

01:10:32.040 So

01:10:32.200 We've got Joseph Delano Gurude

01:10:37.080 It says

01:10:39.200 Telegraph debate

01:10:40.740 Globally slop I know

01:10:41.940 Yusuf slamming Tories

01:10:44.960 For ruining the country

01:10:47.100 Then cleverly going

01:10:48.580 Yeah but they're all in reform now

01:10:50.960 And then an emoji of a guy covering his face

01:10:55.340 In sort of despair

01:10:56.580 Or cringe or something

01:10:57.720 Yeah

01:10:58.460 I know

01:11:00.100 Yeah get your mind around this 1.00

01:11:03.160 Zia Yusuf 0.97

01:11:05.580 Having a pop at the Tories 1.00

01:11:08.060 For ruining the country

01:11:09.180 Even though 1.00

01:11:09.840 They've now got some of the very, very same people

01:11:13.040 Who did that in their party

01:11:15.200 Reform now

01:11:15.960 Consuela Breverman

01:11:19.760 And 0.98

01:11:20.760 What's that other guy

01:11:23.060 What's the other guy

01:11:26.460 Kadeem

01:11:28.780 I can't remember his name now

01:11:30.840 The other guy, the other one

01:11:31.620 I can't remember his name

01:11:32.340 Anyway, number of Tories

01:11:36.420 That were actually

01:11:37.260 The exact same people

01:11:40.680 Nadeem Zahari

01:11:42.200 The exact same people that did that

01:11:45.060 Ruining

01:11:46.060 Are now your top guys

01:11:48.440 Zia Yusuf

01:11:49.360 What are you talking about? Do you think we don't know or don't remember

01:11:52.040 Or don't realise what

01:11:52.900 James Cleverley

01:11:56.200 Arch traitor James Cleverley

01:11:57.380 Who I would absolutely put in the dock for Crimes Against the Nation

01:12:00.360 Pointed that out though

01:12:02.280 Yeah what an S show

01:12:06.080 From start to finish

01:12:07.020 What a joke

01:12:07.720 Tourism reformers arguing amongst themselves

01:12:12.160 Who ruined the country most

01:12:14.160 And what colour rosette they're wearing now

01:12:17.060 Get rid of all of that

01:12:20.560 Get away from me

01:12:22.140 Don't want any of it

01:12:23.260 Don't want any of that 1.00

01:12:25.660 Disgusting 0.99

01:12:27.360 From top to bottom 0.96

01:12:28.760 From Zia Yusuf to James Cleverley

01:12:31.440 All of them

01:12:32.580 Get gone

01:12:33.580 It's sickening 0.95

01:12:36.140 You turn my stomach

01:12:37.260 Okay, Verul 231 says

01:12:42.800 Lammy more popular than Farage, lol

01:12:45.740 Well, in the poll on Breakfast with Bo, anyway

01:12:50.940 Yeah

01:12:51.460 The accelerationists love Lammy, don't they?

01:12:56.640 That's what that is, surely

01:12:57.580 Not that you genuinely love Lammy

01:12:59.820 I've got to believe that Lammy is my Kang

01:13:03.100 Is an accelerationist

01:13:05.520 i've got to believe that

01:13:09.120 not genuinely a fan genuinely even though comically he would say he is it's funny by the

01:13:17.200 way i think it's funny it's great it's a super fan don't go lammy is my kang i love you we can

01:13:25.180 make this work and i get accelerationism i'm not an accelerationist i want my country to

01:13:33.900 Be damaged as little as possible

01:13:36.640 But I do understand

01:13:37.740 The angle of accelerationism

01:13:40.040 That to some degree

01:13:42.200 It might actually be desirable

01:13:43.800 That's how bad of a position

01:13:46.720 We're in

01:13:47.300 That millions of normies

01:13:49.680 Need to be woken up

01:13:51.080 Against their will if needs be

01:13:53.740 If that's what it requires

01:13:55.200 I totally get that

01:13:56.860 I completely get it 0.99

01:13:57.940 I just don't want my people

01:14:01.580 And my country to be damaged

01:14:02.680 Any more than they need to be

01:14:03.880 That's all

01:14:04.300 Okay

01:14:05.820 Mac Monk says

01:14:08.360 Your ancestors are rolling in their graves

01:14:11.180 Mildly

01:14:11.920 Yeah

01:14:12.260 Yeah

01:14:13.320 Yeah

01:14:14.600 Yeah

01:14:16.600 It's quite a shame

01:14:22.580 It really is

01:14:24.720 I was a more emotional man 0.97

01:14:27.740 Or an Italian 1.00

01:14:28.380 I might even shed a tear 1.00

01:14:29.500 Terrible

01:14:31.820 You're not wrong

01:14:32.760 Rolling in their graves

01:14:36.240 What have they done over the last

01:14:39.280 30 odd years

01:14:41.640 What have they done to this country

01:14:42.760 The elite, the ruling class

01:14:44.280 What have they done, what have they created

01:14:46.060 What sort of hell type society have they created 1.00

01:14:49.960 You can't let your women folk out at night on their own 1.00

01:14:56.200 Because they won't be safe 1.00

01:14:58.820 Anyone might not be safe

01:15:02.420 in broad daylight even

01:15:04.400 you took a higher trust

01:15:07.220 low crime society

01:15:08.460 homogenous society 0.93

01:15:10.240 and ruined it

01:15:15.600 thanks Blair

01:15:16.280 thanks Brown

01:15:16.880 thanks Cameron

01:15:17.660 thanks Boris

01:15:18.320 thanks May

01:15:18.880 thanks Rishi

01:15:19.500 thanks Starmer

01:15:21.380 thanks for that

01:15:22.120 yeah you really rubbed our noses in it

01:15:24.340 well done

01:15:25.380 Franz Hayder

01:15:28.320 says

01:15:29.520 he says aware lady snickers

01:15:34.480 aware lady snickers just that no idea what that means but thanks for the super chat

01:15:43.840 okay matthew c83 hi matthew another super fan cheers for uh for the super chat you've said

01:15:51.860 i give it 12 months until old nige is recreating rupert's farm video shot by shot

01:15:59.300 Obviously then 0.98

01:16:01.400 To subsequently betray us

01:16:02.920 A la Boris

01:16:03.900 Post-2029

01:16:05.680 That's interesting

01:16:07.040 Yeah

01:16:07.340 I wouldn't put that past it

01:16:08.320 Nigel was completely shameless

01:16:09.520 And got no 0.97

01:16:11.660 No real vision

01:16:12.860 Let's see

01:16:13.300 No real vision

01:16:15.020 I don't think

01:16:15.560 Do or say anything

01:16:18.140 For his own career

01:16:19.600 It's all a vanity project

01:16:20.760 Isn't it?

01:16:21.500 Basically

01:16:21.860 Only to then

01:16:23.880 Completely betray us

01:16:24.860 A la Boris

01:16:26.000 After he becomes

01:16:26.780 Prime Minister in 2029

01:16:27.920 Yeah

01:16:28.420 Yeah

01:16:29.880 Any people in reform that aren't just paid party shields

01:16:35.200 Search your feelings

01:16:37.820 You know it to be true

01:16:40.300 Don't you

01:16:41.800 Alright

01:16:45.400 And the last one for today

01:16:46.920 And this one comes in the next few seconds

01:16:49.380 Is from

01:16:50.100 Aristotle Luton

01:16:52.320 Who says morning Bo

01:16:53.600 Have a good weekend chap

01:16:55.080 Oh and that's it

01:16:56.040 Cheers

01:16:56.300 Thank you

01:16:56.880 Well thank you very much

01:16:57.840 appreciate that you too all right well that's the show it's now 17 minutes past nine in the

01:17:03.340 am british summertime on the 1st of may in the year of our lord 2026 you've been the glorious

01:17:09.060 band the chosen few thank you for watching really genuinely thank you for watching without you it's

01:17:13.780 not a thing is it try and make the best of the day head and the weekend if you can i'll pay dm

01:17:19.160 seize the day if you can i know it's not always possible if you've got free time try and do

01:17:25.820 something valuable with it because you'll never get it again you'll never have these days again

01:17:28.980 a finite number of them try make it count all right until tomorrow morning then oh monday

01:17:35.720 morning rather

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - May 01, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 1st May 2026

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