Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 1st May 2026
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1 hour and 17 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Breakfast With Baileys, we discuss the latest terror threat level being raised by the Home Office, the latest attack on a Jewish community in London and how the mainstream media is covering it all up. Plus, a look at what's going on in the rest of the world outside of the UK.
Transcript
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I hope you are bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, rocking and rearing for the day ahead, I
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hope so it's now eight minutes oh no not eight minutes just eight hours into the day 8 a.m
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which is summertime on friday it's already friday thank f it's friday the first of may
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first of may because the year's going quick in the year of our lord 2026 it's going quick isn't
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it feels like only the other day i was starting the bow show in january the beginning of january
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right feels like i'm yesterday yeah months ago now already breakfast with beau formerly known
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as breakfast with beau you're the glorious band the chosen few you know who you are i don't need
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to tell you my band of brothers and sisters watching this live tuning in live so stay
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saying stuff in the chat brilliant what could a boy ask for basically the best people in the world
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but i mean what are you going to do though you're going to watch mike graham don't be silly
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To be physically grossed out and listen to absurd, reformed, tarred, milquetoast takes.
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just get straight into what the legacy corporate mainstream media is talking about this morning
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oh lovely cup of tea still a bit too hot really what are they trying to tell you is or isn't
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important what's that cabal of evil fleet street editors lying to you about by omission if nothing
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else this morning what have we got all right pm vows to act not deport people though
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with um khan sadiq khan to make islamophobia a thing
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so doing everything he can every turn on behalf of the islamic community
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but also apparently is extremely concerned whenever the jewish community is attacked
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and all the while just sort of trying to pretend vaguely broadly that it's just british anti-semitism
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How has he not got loads of cognitive dissonance
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If they tried to juggle all those concepts and ideas
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If you've got millions and millions of Muslims in the country
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that are on terrorist watch lists isn't that the case doesn't the police in the mi5 say from time
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to time roughly how many people that are on their terror watch lists at any given time islamists
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specifically islamists and it's tens of thousands
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i don't usually talk about that very much well they only release those figures rarely
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yeah if you're going to have a country that you've let tens of thousands of
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I mean it's all theatre nonsense anyway isn't it
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I grew up in a world where you didn't have such a thing
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Can't we just live in a society where it's very very very rare?
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Probably get someone in the chat or in the comments saying
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Loads of different communities have their own sort of local police
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Because it's all over the front pages again today
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homie straits says khomeini via a written statement because still nobody's seen him
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apparently missing a leg now and lots of his face or and or lips are burnt so terribly that
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he can't really speak properly and they've obviously made the decision if he's alive if
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you even believe he's actually alive he's not a potemkin ayatollah if he is actually still alive
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They'll never give up their right to enrich uranium
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or passing any more stronger legislation that allows us to deport people
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millions must go they must otherwise this this just gets worse and worse and worse and worse
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and worse until you're in a Yugoslavia type situation
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you should deal with it now in this generation in this decade if we can
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Tribal, religious, ethnic, sectarian nightmare
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There's still just no question of actually dealing with it, is there?
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He might have a bit of paper, well he does have a bit of paper
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Strip him of his citizenship and deport him back to Somalia at that point
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Prevent will take care of it, except they won't
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That would be sort of an un-British thing to do
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We've got to do what's necessary to keep people safe, haven't we?
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But at this moment, just brace for more terror attacks.
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Brits were last night told to brace for more terror attacks.
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The type of people that do all this all the time.
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Did the murder of Wayne Broadcast increase the terror level?
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Did the murder of Rhiannon White raise the terror level?
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Did the Prime Minister go to the scene of the crime?
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according to those in the know she's got quite she's quite popular amongst just the membership
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of labour just the normal people that pay a little bit of money and are a card can remember
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of the labour party so the way labour party sort of leadership elections work is quite convoluted
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uh but you have met probably many candidates many of the big beasts going forward for the job
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and like the the parliamentary party people the actual MPs they get to vote all the normal
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membership people get a vote I think those are people in the various unions that are affiliated
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to Labour they get a vote and it's even more complicated that you get you get to vote for
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your first choice your second choice and your third choice like your second choice is worth
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a fraction of what your first choice is worth and the third and so on and they collate them
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all up and add them all up and it's seems to be a fairly needlessly complicated way of doing things
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but okay that's how they do it um and so in other words it might not be oh and then they whittle it
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down from you know the the half dozen or so people that are going to probably attempt it
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whittle it down to two then you have a runoff between those two that's how they're going to do
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so if you don't if for whatever reason you're in the labour party or parliamentary party and you
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don't want Raina what you've really got to do is try and arrange it try and contrive things
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so that she doesn't make it into the final two
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somehow relegate her to sort of the third most popular
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and then that's asking something because there's not a great there's not a deep bench of talent is
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there. So as pathetic and lame and laughable as she is, there's not three other people
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that are obviously better and more popular than her within the party. Nonetheless, there
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you go, we're told, anyone but Ange campaign against Rainer leadership bid. Shouldn't there
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be some inverted commas or just some commas in that headline? They don't do that though,
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Oh, the Prime Minister pledged another 25 million pounds to protect mosques
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Just that one single knife attack in which neither of the people died
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How much money was pledged to protect random dog walkers from Afghan asylum seekers after Wayne brought us?
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Extra money to help protect care workers that care for asylum seekers
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That might stab them in the neck with a screwdriver for refusing them biscuits
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And it's still not enough, it's still absolutely nowhere near enough for them
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So whatever he does and says it will never ever be enough either
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And she seemed ancient and haggard in like the 90s when she was in ABFAB
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Must have had loads of work done, I don't know
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Okay, she's 80, probably time to just shut up now
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She's extremely woke by the way, if you didn't know
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Because they don't have to live in the real world particularly
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The rise of anti-semitism, there's a picture of the guy as a younger man
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Trying to tell Jewish people that he's got their best interests at heart
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No, it's very specifically attack on the Jewish community
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PM, decent people should open their eyes to Jewish pain and fear
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What about the pain and fear of random, normal, native people that might just be walking their
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You're walking down the street in Nottingham. Just murdered. Standing at a bus stop. In Birmingham or something. Just murdered. That's not as an important pain and fear. That's not as important, apparently.
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Knife suspect had been referred to counter-terrorism program
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PM, I call on all decent people to open their eyes to Jewish fear
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If you don't put Jewish pain and fear above that of your owning group
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Okay, it's explicitly some sort of two-tier morality, isn't it?
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Something about Saturday Night Live, terrible, terrible show, ridiculous show,
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Saturday Night Live was already dying on its ass in America
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It used to be great, right, in the 70s and 80s, even into the 90s.
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loads of people that were great comedians would be on it
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it got the memo about being super super woke
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and anti-american, anti-white, anti-western
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now it's dying on its ass because it's not very funny
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Knife suspect was investigated for extremist views
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History of serious violence and mental health issues
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deported after he was let out of prison is
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how king saved special relationship i mean did he really
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it's not like a few days or a couple of weeks from now starmer trump will ask something of
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starmer again and starmer will refuse again and then we're right back to where we were
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so they tase him like he goes stiff as a ball and just falls over face part sort of thing
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but hasn't let go of the knife now whether that will be because
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the taser's like making his muscles tense up or not i don't know and i don't care about that
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and so when he's on the ground after being tased police officers are like yelling at him let go
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the knife let go of the knife for whatever reason he's not so they boot him in the head like three
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or four times not insanely hard punts to the temple but they do kick him in the head three or four
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times oh well could not care less don't ask me to have sympathy for murderous terrorists didn't
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they his victims aren't actually dead are they but he had murderous intent obviously don't ask me to
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have sympathy for actual terrorists because i haven't got any and yet you get loads of bleeding
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heart labels whether they're just general purpose bleeding hearts they've got suicidal empathy or
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whether they're actual fifth columnist traitors either way a bunch of people on twitter a bunch
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of people from all over the spectrum say oh that was bad that was heavy-handed the police booting
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that man in the head, that poor man who suffers from mental illness, why are you kicking a
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mentally ill man in the head who's tased? Really? Really? That's what you're worried
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about in all of this? People that are saying that, they're part of the problem. They're
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absolutely part of the problem. That's what Zach Polanski, real name Dave Porden, decided
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to go with green leader shares online post criticizing police officers who tackled terror
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suspect of course he did because that's who he is that's who the greens are apart from the few
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credulous actual environmentalists that still work for them work with them i imagine there will be
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still a few credulous environmentalists mostly green party are just arch arch communists like true
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don't ask me to have any sympathy for him getting kicked in the head
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okay little story here run on tumble dryers after milliband's net zero ban apparently that's
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something about tumble dryers you after a certain point in fact in fact i scanned that article this
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morning said something like imminently i think it said so not quite yet but not far into the future
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tumble dryers or at least some types of tumble dryer well you won't be able to buy them anymore
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because of net zero and ed milliband so loads of people are buying them right now apparently
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you're in the market for a new uh a new tumble dryer
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probably get one soon probably do that sooner rather than later maybe today seize the day
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carpe diem get your tumble dryers in well you can inflation could hit six percent over iran
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it's currently the bank of england kept the interest rate steady yesterday i think what was
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it off to my head 3.7 which isn't great already that's on top of years of inflation higher than
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that inflation of 3.7 is still pretty bad it could go sky six there another article another headline
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we've got says five percent but either way so just everything just keep getting more and more
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expensive all the time everything all right the express so it's a good paper get a load of this
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So that it can never happen anywhere again
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That there's no difference between 1920s, 1930s style
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german antisemitism and just brits in the 2020s
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you've not mentioned you've not mentioned islam there or or or foreign born people
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at all you're just suggesting that britain is diseased got diseased mind collectively
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and it's a corrupt society don't want to mention islam no
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okay thanks marv cheers marv all right the financial times ecb and boa european central
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bank and bank of england warn of rate rises as iran war takes toll energy shock spurs
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inflation pressure u.s growth falls short of expectations yeah they've got to calculate our
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growth in a very very very specific way in order to not have it show that we're
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in recession we basically are in recession our growth will be 0.1 0.2
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maybe 0.3 percent something like that and that's and that was a
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They're just doing everything they possibly can
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On manoeuvres, Mertz, the Chancellor of Germany,
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faces fresh salvo from Trump as leaders trade barbs over Mideast.
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chancellor mertz was in the uh oval office not too long ago wasn't it just a few weeks ago
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and trump was being all kind to him and nice and then as soon as mertz left the oval office i think
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pretty much as soon as he did i think maybe in the corridor of the the white house he was saying uh
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no trump things trump just said i don't completely agree with and trump sort of suggested we're
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entirely on the same page on certain things and we're not really one way or another i'm paraphrasing
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and now they're trading barbs over the mid-east now
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right yeah because it's no more germany's war than it is britain's war
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israel gave uae high-tech laser system to fend off drone and missile bar barrages
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you mean the drone the the laser system that they bought from the united states
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they gave to the uae that's what you mean isn't it yeah okay the eye paper
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tori amos says i bring a wine cellar on tour with me a pity do burnout
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More and more young people are feeling hopeless
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The very nature, the fabric of our society
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Or is obviously trying to make a leadership bid
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That it's anything other than personal ambition
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She's on a true crusade for a better brighter Britain
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She just wants to be on that list in the history books
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She's just recognising that they do feel hopeless
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Pay for him to go to a private dentist then
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Depends what work he was having done doesn't it
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and you personally, Angela Fridge Rayner, Big Bird
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isn't enough is it, isn't nowhere near good enough
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you expect all the young people to vote for you now
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Cabinet speculation on Rayna's own future leadership ambitions
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Alright, yeah, she wants to be the leader, doesn't she?
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The Metro goes with something slightly different
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It's probably the second or third biggest story today in the news
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Is that there's a new act of parliament that comes into force today
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It's just giving more rights to people that rent
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Is there something fundamentally, conceptually wrong
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One is a landlord used to be able to evict someone
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three or four months notice or something oh no sorry less than that sorry so yeah it's given
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like at least one month's notice and then you could evict them for whatever reason
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now you can't do that now there has to be an actual reason
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it doesn't seem entirely fair to me well but then there's another bit where it says
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even if there is a reason you have to give renters at least two months notice that seems
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reasonable like a landlord could be really out of order and say right you've got 30 days and
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I don't care about you and your life and your circumstances
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But there's loads and loads of things like that
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It's one of the biggest stories on the papers today
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there was a television show a long time ago what the 70s the 1970s called it ain't half hot mum
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harry have you ever even heard of the show it ain't it ain't half hot mum no right right why
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would you it's before my time even start going with it ain't a half hot mummy
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we'll photoshop in a mummy and like a british man who's sweaty print genius
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apparently today the 1st of may is supposed to be it's supposed to be the hottest day of the year
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so far it'll be nice it'll be nice it was reasonably warm yesterday all right though
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they are the front pages we did a poll i didn't have time this morning to tell harry what i want
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the poll to be or anything so he's just done it harry did you even ask the chat what they thought
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the poll should be uh i did all right okay so what's about to come up on my screen i've
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i've got no idea what it will be so this is okay really you've said who would you want to have
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absolute power over the uk that's not a bad one that's not bad i like it did you
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get that idea from chat or did you come up that one no so i got some of the names from chat
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but the question's mine yeah yeah cool okay that's probably better that that's better than
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what i was thinking i was trying to make it something relevant to the headlines that's better
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maybe we can do that more often ask the chat what they want the poll to be yeah yeah yeah
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all right and what have we got here okay who would you want to have absolute power over in
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uk and your options were david lammy jeremy clarkson sadiq khan and nigel farage were they
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again were they the chats like um yeah so some of them were i kind of just wanted to see jeremy
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clocks and win it uh okay and the results are ready jeremy clarkson wins it with an absolute
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landslide a stonking a stonking landslide i suppose you put all other crap ones though didn't
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you to make to make clarkson win nonetheless well it worked it worked 89 say they want jezza
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i quite like jezza over the years i've fluctuated on how much i like him at the moment i like him
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him quite a lot. He's good. He's reasonably based, isn't he? All right. Jeremy Clarkson
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smashes it. 5% say David Lammy. Lammy is my Kang in the chat, most affected. Sorry,
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bro, you got dunked on there, a mere 5% want David Lammy, 1% want Sadiq Khan and I must
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assume that 1% was a troll, I'm going to assume that, and 4% wanted Nigel Farage, staunch
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restorers here at breakfast with beau beau show you would have thought maybe no i might get more
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than that but no people want jezza give us jezza or give us death all right okay it's already
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quarter two should have a quick look at the front pages or quick look at the price of oil i like
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doing that more kind of on a daily basis why not it's high it's not as high as yesterday i forgot
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do it yesterday but yesterday was a an all-time higher well not sorry not all time higher all
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time high since the beginning of the iran war brent was up at like over 120 did it even go like 125
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or something yesterday it's back down to 111 which is still high west texas 105 high it's really high
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BBC, let's not talk about the terrorist thing anymore
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Because we've done that, haven't we, all morning so far
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from like he took over from thatcher in 1990 very early 1991 until blair got in in 1997
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and he won against what kinnock was it in like 1992 right that's john major conservative
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um and he was an arch europhile he was like as pro europe as tony blair was
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Certainly won't talk about re-migration or anything like that
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uk should not keep changing prime ministers warned sir john it's not wrong about that
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it's bad in this article i read this article this morning because we're running short of time
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already i won't i was planning on maybe reading a big chunk of it but i won't bother he just says
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you know like politics isn't a game show it's not about your career as an individual politician
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it's not about that it's not about just reacting to whatever's in the headlines that day it's about
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having a big strong long-term view all good things all interesting things but he doesn't
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talk about what any of those things are doesn't talk about remigration doesn't talk about
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demographic demographic replacement doesn't talk about anything really he just says you have to
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should uh concentrate on on the big picture but it doesn't tell us what doesn't say doesn't have
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the guts the political balls to really talk about what that really is classic john major really
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vast sums of wealth ultimately and george soros made a packet out of it
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and anyone literally someone who's done like a gcse or an a level in economics would say
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you shouldn't do that and then that and then double down on it and then again and again
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he thought he knew better he doesn't know better he doesn't know better
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But he's this serious white-haired statesman now
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Oh yeah, loads of green councillors are Islamists
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Just say massively anti-Semitic things all the time
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Zach Polanski real name, Dave Paul, and I wonder what his rabbi thinks about that
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Nigel Farage says he's spoken to some French politician
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And that he could maybe strike some sort of deal with him
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Where he could put the Royal Navy in the channel
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I've been saying that for a while, I'm not the only one of course
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Most of the things I said, nearly all the things I said
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Alright, the sun, was there anything of, any real note in the sun
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Oh, in Australia, this aboriginal man abducted and killed a little five year old
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you guys like that i like doing that one i was going to change the website but this morning i
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had a relatively small amount of time to do so and the website i would i was going to change it to
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just so happened that this morning it was a pretty crap set of things talking about baseball and
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stuff i know most people on the bow show don't really care about sports ball one way or another
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not even f1 or boxing you're not really into any of that are you it seems so all right for the last
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day i'll stick with this website all right what have we got it's not a brilliant set this morning
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but okay on this day in history first of may in the year 1707 acts of union came into force
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uniting england and scotland to form uh the kingdom of great britain yeah was that for the best
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did it set us up to make a great world-spanning empire the greatest the largest empire history
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has ever known, an empire where the sun never sets, a truly global empire, it dwarfs the
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Roman Empire, it's hype, yeah, dwarfs Alexander's empire, the Mongol Empire, please, peanuts.
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But now, England, Scotland, I'd rather, I'm sort of an English ultra, that's what I consider
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myself. England first and foremost. England before Great Britain, every time, without
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fail. I am a unionist though, if push came to shove, I am a unionist. But England first.
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on this day in 1753 publication of a species plantorum plantarum by cold linnaeus i don't
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know about this i must admit i don't really know about this we told it's the formal start date of
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plant taxonomy adopted by the international code of botanical nomenclature okay i can't really
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i can't really comment on that i don't really know anything about it okay i love stamps on
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this website as well don't they don't they they love talking about the islamic conquest of spain
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and the postal service and and stamps we're told on this day in 1840 the penny black
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there's a picture of a penny black there stamp penny black the world's first adhesive postage
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stamp is issued by united kingdom if you've got one of those they're worth an insane amount of
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money you've got an old like one of your granddads or you or something they've got an old post stamp
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collection in the loft or something if you dig that out and you got one of them
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with zin even a crappy one will be worth tens of thousands of pounds maybe hundreds of thousands
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of pounds a mint condition one from one of the first printings is worth millions millions for
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For a stamp, a little stamp, a normal-sized stamp.
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it hasn't got a stamp over the top of it or anything,
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probably worth at least tens of thousands of pounds.
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very long hours because there's no law preventing them from doing so on this day in 1924 the german
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automobile manufacturers mercedes-benz came into being i won't bother trying to read all that but
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well a joint venture between daimler and benz mercedes-benz
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okay sort of fairly immediately went on to start winning races as well fairly immediately went on
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It's become the gold standard for cars in Germany anyway.
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On this day in 1931, the Empire State Building opens in New York City
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until the World Trade Center surpasses it in 1970.
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Was it like Art Deco, you would say, the style of it?
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Beautiful building. There's a reason why it's iconic, right?
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That's what we've got for on this day in history.
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Let's do our Rumble Rants and Superchurch, shall we?
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as he is basically every day global church history thank you sir thank you sir you've got to commit
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you've got uh uh you've got to love the the commitment right you've got to respect the
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grind from global church history now what have you said you give us another couple of on these
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days in histories don't you nearly always you've said on this day in 305 ad diocletian and maximian
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Hair of the dog, every time Bo mentions Diocletian
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If he was on the west coast, it's still last night
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just diocletian and maximian retire yes i said diocletian one of those few people in history
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like at the top of the king or an emperor or a pope or whatever who deliberately chose
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to just renounce it and resign and abdicate and he thought he was the senior augustus
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there were four emperors haven't i told you about the tetrarchy four emperors
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and he made the other Augustus, the other senior emperor, Maximian, resign as well.
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So there's suddenly two less emperors in the Tetrarchy.
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and they pick two more people to become junior Caesars.
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it's a system that didn't last even really almost much beyond Diocletian's life
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he had to spend his old age messing about in the garden
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he'd had enough of high politics and battles and things
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he just wanted to sort of grow cabbages with old
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yeah in the next generation he still lived for quite a while after that though a fair few years
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he thought he was dying but he wasn't he lived for quite a few more years
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in the end at one point people wanted him to come back come out of retirement we need you
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we need you bro everything's going to hell in a handbasket come back
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and he probably considered it but didn't and eventually when during the rise of constantine
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there's a really old man but he's still alive someone went around to his house and was like
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while you live a faction can and will form around you and one way or another that's not in our
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interest so you've got to kill yourself right now and if you don't we'll kill you so you've got a
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probably that's what happened to Diocletian isn't the sources aren't
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like Zosimus and stuff they're not in perfectly clear but something like that
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happened Maximian okay I've never got time to tell you what the adventures of
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Maximian after he after Diocletian forced him to retire he came back
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i honestly haven't got time it will take five or ten minutes just to give you
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just the the bare minimum of maximian so i can't i'm afraid but i'm going to make i've got to i've
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got to really make content all about the crisis of the second or crisis of the third century
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never really something the crisis never stopped all about diocletian and constantine and so on
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He didn't quite finish the job when he died
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sort of immediately made peace with them and then tried stuff a few years later that failed
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ended up having to grant them independence do you reckon i've got long-form content all about
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edward the first and edward the second and edward the third and on find the paywall go to a bronze
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team membership for as little as five pound month let's use.com do consider signing up oh yeah it's
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all there all right 14 barber says morning mate morning sir the pm cracking down on protests
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novel animal farm or something much darker than that what you're talking about new animal farm
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releases there in the u.s that feels apt have a great weekend i guess you're talking about a
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george orwell adaptation i think i've got a long form like two long form videos in conversation
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with one conor tomlinson breaking down george orwell's novel and animal farm in stupendous
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talk to carl all about yeah an animal farm with connor all right inch kit 89 says as a teesider
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as a teesider who hates the northern accent you think it's stupid stereotype oh i see what you're
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saying you hate the fact that the look that people think the northern accent is stupid you hate that
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stereotype right it pains me when i hear rainer talk she genuinely is as thick as she sounds yeah
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she does sound thick and is you're quite right perfectly right and has a face like a bulldog
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chewing a wasp grim yeah she's like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit hit every branch on the
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way down not that i'm an oil painting but she is rough okay let's have a look at the youtube
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super chat right rinsewind67 says morning bow good morning one word cannons i assume you're
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talking about artillery pieces and not mammary glands best laugh in a long time how did stelios
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keep a straight face yeah he played it so straight didn't he have a great weekend to all at lotus
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eaters thank you very much anyone doesn't know what we're talking about yesterday i was on the
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podcast with stelios and luca and um stelios did a segment about that jp morgan woman who
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And sexually assaulted him in various ways
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But there's various words to describe boobs, aren't there?
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yeah and Stelios played the whole thing so super straight
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the memes that are on Twitter and stuff are funny
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making a joke about that he might have had his lips burnt off
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okay opening doors one said not sure did the west vote for mass immigration no didn't no
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no in fact whenever we have been polled or asked or governments have run on platforms about it
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okay lone wolf and cub says certain pain and fear is more important yeah i mean that's what they
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have you believe right yeah some people's pain and fear is more important than others
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according to them according to our government at the moment yeah there's a tearing system of it
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I wanted to ask what your thoughts are on the Union.
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As an Anglo-Celtic man, I'd like us to remain a united kingdom.
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We still need to have a chat by the way Graham if you watch this
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were given another independence vote and it did pass and they were given independence
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i wouldn't lose many tears i wouldn't lose much sleep
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over it but if it's entirely up to me i am a unionist though still
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like i've got a lot of time for robin tilbrook and the english democrats who are very very
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strongly like anti-union i just want england i totally get it massively sympathize massively
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i think fine in the final reckoning when push comes to shove i am i am pro-union at this point
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but as about as staunchly pro-english within that union as you can imagine
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that's just me that's just me take it or leave it i suppose
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Okay. Let's have a look. FGoogle2 says, I would take Jeremy Clarkson's tractor overall. That's just what you've said. I would take Jeremy Clarkson's tractor overall.
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They've now got some of the very, very same people
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What are you talking about? Do you think we don't know or don't remember
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Who I would absolutely put in the dock for Crimes Against the Nation
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not genuinely a fan genuinely even though comically he would say he is it's funny by the
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way i think it's funny it's great it's a super fan don't go lammy is my kang i love you we can
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make this work and i get accelerationism i'm not an accelerationist i want my country to
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What sort of hell type society have they created
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You can't let your women folk out at night on their own
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aware lady snickers just that no idea what that means but thanks for the super chat
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okay matthew c83 hi matthew another super fan cheers for uh for the super chat you've said
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i give it 12 months until old nige is recreating rupert's farm video shot by shot
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Any people in reform that aren't just paid party shields
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appreciate that you too all right well that's the show it's now 17 minutes past nine in the
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am british summertime on the 1st of may in the year of our lord 2026 you've been the glorious
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band the chosen few thank you for watching really genuinely thank you for watching without you it's
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not a thing is it try and make the best of the day head and the weekend if you can i'll pay dm
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seize the day if you can i know it's not always possible if you've got free time try and do
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something valuable with it because you'll never get it again you'll never have these days again
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a finite number of them try make it count all right until tomorrow morning then oh monday