The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau

00:00:00.000 Morning, you alright?

00:00:01.880 How you guys doing?

00:00:03.560 All good, I hope. It is now Friday. Oh, God.

00:00:07.560 Thank F that it's Friday.

00:00:10.820 Am I right?

00:00:12.660 It's Friday the 20th of March, in the year of our Lord, 2026.

00:00:17.860 You are the glorious band, the chosen few.

00:00:20.220 My band of brothers and sisters, thank you for joining me.

00:00:22.540 Without you, it's not a thing.

00:00:23.940 As always, I'm joined by my producer, Little Harry.

00:00:25.940 How are you this morning, good sir?

00:00:27.480 Morning, yeah, I'm all good.

00:00:29.460 Great.

00:00:30.260 Shall we just get straight into it, then?

00:00:32.580 Shall we have a look at what the legacy corporate mainstream media is lying by omission about this morning?

00:00:38.160 What they're trying to tell you is important and what isn't important?

00:00:41.740 That cabal of evil Fleet Street editors who just won't talk about Ehud Barak or the 5th Baron of Rothschild.

00:00:51.280 Just won't talk about it, will they? Just won't mention it.

00:00:53.280 All right.

00:00:57.300 Iran war unleashes world energy shock.

00:01:00.780 Oil's up a bit again.

00:01:02.680 It is getting expensive now.

00:01:03.720 And King of the Coast, they've opened a new walk that you can do in Britain around the entire coastline.

00:01:15.760 And they've called it King Charles III Path.

00:01:19.960 Important stuff, important stuff.

00:01:22.700 Half German, half Greek, sausage fingers man.

00:01:26.180 Globalist traitor.

00:01:26.900 They named a path after him.

00:01:32.080 Important stuff.

00:01:34.720 All right.

00:01:35.240 I am mildly a monarchist, by the way.

00:01:43.700 To be anti-monarchist is a bit commie, innit?

00:01:47.560 But I don't like King Charles himself.

00:01:49.580 And look, Chris Packham.

00:01:50.560 Go away, Chris Packham.

00:01:52.400 Bring up the thing, Harry, so people can see what I'm talking about.

00:01:54.780 There you go.

00:01:55.060 Chris Packham.

00:01:56.300 Oh, Chris Packham.

00:01:57.260 Go away.

00:01:57.500 If anyone who's foreign and doesn't know, 35, 40 years ago, there was a kids' program called The Really Wild Show.

00:02:08.120 A little kids' program.

00:02:10.520 With like Michaela Strachan.

00:02:12.760 Pillhead Michaela Strachan.

00:02:14.440 And Chris Packham were on it.

00:02:19.580 And the other guy who lost a finger got it bitten off by a seal.

00:02:21.840 What was his name?

00:02:22.780 Nuttall or whatever his name was.

00:02:23.720 Anyway, ages ago, honestly, like 35 odd years ago or something, Chris Packham was on a kids' program about wildlife.

00:02:33.840 He's still, he's still going.

00:02:37.360 Why give him oxygen?

00:02:38.600 Oh, the other thing to mention.

00:02:40.660 This is one of the most insufferable leftist traitor globalists you could ever imagine.

00:02:48.580 The worst.

00:02:50.620 The worst.

00:02:51.160 Chris Packham.

00:02:51.700 Humanity has reached its limits.

00:02:54.280 Shut up, Chris.

00:02:55.080 Shut up, mate.

00:02:56.560 Go away.

00:02:58.820 Ugh.

00:03:01.240 Go to your middle class parties and talk about how progressive you are.

00:03:04.220 We're not interested.

00:03:09.720 Chris Packham.

00:03:11.500 Absolutely disgusting.

00:03:12.860 All right, the iPaper.

00:03:13.740 Let's have a look at some real news, shall we?

00:03:15.340 World energy shock hits UK with Bill Rises set to last four years.

00:03:23.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:25.240 We've got some deflation.

00:03:27.700 Deflation in and of itself is very, very difficult to control.

00:03:30.820 Well, it's not really controllable.

00:03:33.140 I mean, inflation is very, very, very difficult to control, really.

00:03:36.080 But, anyway, anyway, that's a whole different thing.

00:03:41.040 Fall out from attacks on major gas plants reverberate across globe.

00:03:44.500 Yeah.

00:03:45.060 UK gas prices rise 25% after a missile strike on world's largest natural gas factory.

00:03:51.460 A natural gas factory.

00:03:52.540 Like, that factory is making the natural gas.

00:03:58.160 Okay, in Qatar, amid threat of further attacks from Iran and US, families across Europe face cost of living here again.

00:04:07.360 Yeah.

00:04:09.740 With the prospect of two UK interest rate rises this year, an inflation forecast to move towards 5%.

00:04:18.600 So, we've had it higher than 5% in very, very recent times.

00:04:23.240 And I said yesterday, didn't I?

00:04:25.360 I reported yesterday that they think there will be two rate hikes this year, even.

00:04:31.920 So, if you've got any sort of loan, anything you're paying back, including your mortgage,

00:04:37.600 including your mortgage, then that will become more expensive.

00:04:42.640 Brilliant.

00:04:43.740 Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

00:04:44.640 And even if you haven't got a mortgage, you rent.

00:04:48.480 Or the owner will probably have a mortgage, which will go up.

00:04:51.440 So, he'll put your rent up.

00:04:54.860 But nothing ever happens.

00:04:55.980 So, this is affecting your life?

00:04:57.120 Yeah, nothing ever happens, people.

00:04:59.800 Well, the definition is if something affects your life.

00:05:02.920 Affecting your life, yeah?

00:05:05.380 Okay.

00:05:06.180 US Defence Secretary claims America's allies are ungrateful and should be thanking Trump.

00:05:11.340 Yeah, we can't stop winning.

00:05:12.340 Cheers, Trump.

00:05:12.760 Yeah, we're going to be bored of winning, aren't we?

00:05:17.200 Just so much winning at the moment.

00:05:23.980 Yeah, thanks, Mr. Trump.

00:05:26.840 Thank you.

00:05:27.600 Thank you.

00:05:27.660 So, the oil war.

00:05:42.740 US President says he has told Israel to halt its bombing of Iranian energy infrastructure,

00:05:49.940 then jokes about Pearl Harbour in front of Japanese PM.

00:05:55.180 Shouldn't laugh, really.

00:05:57.720 Can't help it, though.

00:05:59.180 Yeah, so, okay.

00:06:01.440 Yesterday, or was it the end of the day, the day before,

00:06:04.020 Israel hit one of Iran's massive oil fields and the Donald said to Neti, don't do that.

00:06:13.300 And apparently Israel, well, definitely Neti, because Neti did an interview, a press conference yesterday, which I watched.

00:06:19.180 And he confirmed that the Donald had, in fact, asked him not to do that anymore, and that he wouldn't.

00:06:26.860 So that's that.

00:06:27.780 Some people are trying to characterise that as a giant split between the Donald and Bibby.

00:06:32.920 I don't think it is.

00:06:34.100 But obviously Trump wasn't happy with that.

00:06:35.960 He's asked him not to do it anymore, and they said they won't.

00:06:37.700 Okay, and then the Pearl Harbour thing.

00:06:42.840 The Japanese Iron Lady was in the United States yesterday, actually in the Oval Office, sitting next to Trump, you know,

00:06:50.860 in front of that fireplace where Donald likes to do his conferences, actually, in the Oval, literally.

00:06:57.480 And somebody asked him a question about the nature of a surprise attack, because on that Saturday morning when they martyred the Ayatollah,

00:07:11.020 again, it's not funny, that's a nervous laugh,

00:07:15.320 a question came to the Donald about the nature of a surprise attack.

00:07:18.260 Why didn't you let anyone else into the planning of it?

00:07:20.240 And Trump said, reasonably, that it was to do with operational secrecy.

00:07:28.260 That we needed it to be, you know, a really, really tight-knit secret thing, otherwise it would have probably leaked.

00:07:36.180 I mean, I saw a thing today, an article today, maybe we'll get it here at some point.

00:07:40.820 But some people, some people, we don't know who exactly, apparently put big bets on that Maduro would be captured

00:07:52.020 and that the Ayatollah would be killed just before it happened, i.e. people in the know.

00:08:00.360 You can only imagine, really, Pentagon people, maybe some State Department people,

00:08:04.400 maybe the odd White House staffer, but probably just Pentagon people.

00:08:08.060 You can only imagine, right?

00:08:12.500 It's a bit cheeky, though, isn't it? A bit brazen.

00:08:14.840 You know that's about to happen, and then you go put a bet on it.

00:08:18.880 One of them was like a £20,000 bet.

00:08:21.840 The betting websites were crazy to take that bet, really.

00:08:26.340 It's a specific thing.

00:08:29.580 Anyway, some people were in the know.

00:08:33.320 Sorry, I've slightly got off the point there from the Pearl Harbor thing.

00:08:35.460 Someone asked me about that in the Oval Office, the nature of...

00:08:38.060 Surprise attacks.

00:08:39.000 And he said, I think it might have even been a Japanese reporter,

00:08:41.960 because when a foreign leader does that sort of thing,

00:08:45.700 they'll bring their own entourage, including people from their own news agencies.

00:08:51.520 I think it may have been a Japanese...

00:08:52.760 The way Donald responded, it was like he was replying to a Japanese reporter anyway.

00:08:58.580 He said, remember Pearl Harbor?

00:09:01.220 He said something like, you guys know about Pearl Harbor and the nature of surprise attacks.

00:09:06.600 Remember Pearl Harbor?

00:09:07.620 Something like that.

00:09:08.220 I'm paraphrasing.

00:09:13.420 It's a bit of, like, sort of fake folk...

00:09:15.200 Well, maybe it's not fake.

00:09:15.900 A little bit of outrage in sort of the lefty, politically correct media about that.

00:09:21.880 Oh, Donald Trump mentioned Pearl Harbor in front of the Japanese Prime Minister.

00:09:28.160 If so, what?

00:09:29.820 Neither he nor her were responsible for it.

00:09:32.540 It's a piece of history.

00:09:34.180 He was asked about surprise attacks.

00:09:35.900 He's at liberty to talk about surprise attacks then, isn't he?

00:09:41.340 It's not like he brought it up out of nowhere.

00:09:43.780 She starts talking about tariffs.

00:09:47.380 And he was like, no, we're not talking about that.

00:09:48.740 Remember Pearl Harbor?

00:09:50.140 You guys...

00:09:50.740 It wasn't like that.

00:09:51.400 It wasn't anything like that.

00:09:56.800 I think it's funny.

00:09:57.800 I think it's actually funny.

00:10:01.340 Bringing that up.

00:10:02.200 I think it's funny if Keir Starmer brought up the War of 1812.

00:10:16.600 When Britain burnt the White House down.

00:10:19.480 Okay, Dave Grohl.

00:10:20.420 Don't really care what Dave Grohl's got to say about anything.

00:10:23.380 He's got some good songs, but I'm not interested in what he's got to say.

00:10:26.200 Okay, The Guardian.

00:10:26.840 The Guardian.

00:10:27.120 Ugh.

00:10:27.860 Just think M1.

00:10:28.700 Ugh.

00:10:29.920 The Guardian.

00:10:30.440 Gross.

00:10:31.440 Okay.

00:10:32.200 This MP who was sexually assaulted, well, raped.

00:10:37.480 And she's talking about it.

00:10:42.820 New threat from Iran as fears grow of energy crisis.

00:10:45.940 Right, got it.

00:10:46.760 Fury as Farage calls on ban to...

00:10:49.380 As...

00:10:50.060 On ban.

00:10:52.160 Calls to ban public prayer by Muslims.

00:10:54.220 Sorry, get it right.

00:10:56.420 Yeah, what's wrong with that?

00:10:57.420 What's wrong with that?

00:10:57.920 Yeah, it's a complete exercise in trying to dominate people.

00:11:06.200 That's what that is.

00:11:07.440 If you're a Muslim and you want to do your prayer, because it's Eid or whatever, or just

00:11:11.700 any single day, five times a day.

00:11:14.280 You want to do your prayer.

00:11:16.300 Get your little prayer mat out and do your performative prayer thing.

00:11:19.820 There's mosques for that, aren't there?

00:11:24.620 There's all sorts...

00:11:25.180 In fact, there's all sorts of praying areas.

00:11:28.920 The Islamification of our society is already quite advanced.

00:11:34.040 In lots and lots of places, you'll find a special prayer room.

00:11:38.600 Right?

00:11:38.820 Not making that up.

00:11:40.780 Go to some big buildings.

00:11:42.200 There might be a special room for women to change nappies of little babies.

00:11:45.900 Right?

00:11:46.480 Very special room just for that.

00:11:48.340 A little prayer room for Muslims.

00:11:51.640 You got that?

00:11:52.580 Oh, that's not enough.

00:11:53.380 Now, you have to do it in the street.

00:11:55.060 You have to do it on, like, the green outside Westminster Abbey.

00:11:58.780 Do you?

00:11:59.540 You have to fill up Trafalgar Square and do it.

00:12:01.960 Do you?

00:12:03.020 You have to block a street in where?

00:12:05.440 Blackburn.

00:12:07.060 Oldham.

00:12:07.980 Birmingham.

00:12:08.820 You have to block the street.

00:12:09.660 You have to fill the street up doing your prayer.

00:12:13.640 No.

00:12:14.760 Meanwhile, Christians could be arrested for praying silently in their head.

00:12:26.180 Fury at Faraj for calling to have it banned.

00:12:29.480 Fury from who?

00:12:30.220 Fury from who?

00:12:31.380 Who's furious about that?

00:12:33.920 What Muslims who want this country to be like a full Muslim country?

00:12:37.620 Sharia-controlled country.

00:12:38.800 That people.

00:12:39.560 People that have got an out-group preference.

00:12:44.100 Crazy, crazy traitors like Sir Queer Starling.

00:12:49.860 Or whoever.

00:12:50.860 Traitors like that.

00:12:51.900 Their fury.

00:12:52.960 That's who's furious at Nigel, is it?

00:12:55.640 No, he's right.

00:12:57.340 He's right.

00:12:58.180 It's an exercise in trying to dominate us.

00:13:04.020 A show of strength.

00:13:06.440 All those things.

00:13:07.180 Of course it is.

00:13:08.440 Of course it is.

00:13:13.880 Nigel's right.

00:13:14.880 Whoever will do anything about it once he's in power.

00:13:17.020 If he's in power, aim high, vote low.

00:13:21.520 Millions must go.

00:13:24.560 Okay.

00:13:25.420 Reform leader, Nigel again.

00:13:27.560 Because the Guardian are obsessed with Nigel.

00:13:29.760 Milk toast containment project, globalish, sort of, establishment shill that he is, is still far too much to the right for the Guardian.

00:13:40.520 So, but they say, reform leader halts cameo use after Guardian revelations.

00:13:49.320 So we talked about it yesterday, didn't we?

00:13:51.380 Well, apparently Nigel heard that.

00:13:54.280 Took note of it.

00:13:55.920 Of what the Guardian said, not what I said.

00:13:57.340 And it's decided to stop doing it.

00:14:01.180 It's probably for the best.

00:14:03.200 Again, I hope I'm backing Rupert.

00:14:05.560 I back Rupert over Nigel, but still, still, that's for the best.

00:14:14.740 Now, I don't despise reformers.

00:14:18.200 I was one of them, of course.

00:14:20.060 Most of them, a lot of them, have got their heart in the right place.

00:14:24.160 When I was in reform, the normal people, the rank and file people, were great people.

00:14:30.580 They were the sort of the earth.

00:14:31.720 They were trying to do the best thing for their country.

00:14:33.980 They genuinely were.

00:14:35.340 You know, it was the best option at the time.

00:14:37.820 There's a better option now, though, guys.

00:14:39.160 There's a better option.

00:14:39.980 Rupert, like, restore.

00:14:41.580 But at the time, yeah, nearly every single rank and file person, volunteer, someone who turned up to a meeting or whatever,

00:14:50.920 when I was in reform, were solid, solid salt-of-the-earth people.

00:14:56.680 So, for them, if nothing else, their leader has now stopped his cameo.

00:15:06.900 So, good.

00:15:07.600 That's good.

00:15:08.360 It was bad optics, wasn't it, for them, for you guys.

00:15:13.380 All right.

00:15:13.660 30 years after This Life, there was a program called This Life.

00:15:19.500 Where did Carefree Hedonism go?

00:15:21.140 Don't care.

00:15:21.740 This life was crap.

00:15:23.100 You know, sometimes in culture, you're told that there's this brilliant TV show.

00:15:29.200 It's brilliant, and everyone's watching it, and everyone loves it.

00:15:32.800 Sometimes it's true, like Game of Thrones or something, or Breaking Bad.

00:15:37.420 Sometimes it's just not true.

00:15:39.200 That was one of those things.

00:15:40.220 This Life.

00:15:40.700 Everyone's got to watch This Life.

00:15:42.480 Everyone loved This Life.

00:15:43.440 It was crap.

00:15:44.060 It was so crap.

00:15:45.420 I hated it.

00:15:46.180 Well, hate is a bit strong, but it was crap.

00:15:49.380 All right.

00:15:49.800 The Telegraph.

00:15:51.500 The Telegraph.

00:15:53.060 There's Charles Saxe, Coburg and Gotha, half German, half Greek.

00:16:01.960 Sausage fingers.

00:16:02.760 Brutwurst fingers.

00:16:07.580 Traitor.

00:16:08.260 Traitor.

00:16:08.800 Seems to be traitorous.

00:16:10.700 Seems to put foreign people and foreign religions above native people and the native religion.

00:16:21.100 Very, very, very, very morally weak person.

00:16:25.340 Extremely close friend to prolific paedophile and necrophile Jimmy Savile that no one ever talks about anymore.

00:16:32.200 There's been a path opened.

00:16:37.380 There's been a path.

00:16:38.200 And you can walk all the way around the coast of Britain if you wanted to.

00:16:42.500 There's various coastal walks in Britain.

00:16:44.640 And it seems like they've sort of joined them up in various ways.

00:16:47.120 So you can just do one continuous 2,000-mile walk if you wanted to around Britain.

00:16:52.300 And they've called it the King Charles Path or something.

00:16:55.120 Not important, is it?

00:16:55.940 Not important.

00:16:57.120 Saudis threatened strikes on Iran.

00:16:58.940 Riyadh warns Tehran after attacks on Gulf oil and gas sites send global prices surging.

00:17:05.940 I mean, within limits.

00:17:08.660 It's kind of surging.

00:17:10.260 It's like, if you just zoom out from that graph, there's a massive spike back in 2022 like this high.

00:17:16.600 But, alright.

00:17:17.520 Still is expensive.

00:17:18.880 Well over $100 a barrel now on average, roughly.

00:17:21.640 Depending on what type of crude you're talking about.

00:17:24.600 And exactly what moment in the day you choose to take your data point from.

00:17:27.620 But, it'd be something more like $110 a barrel.

00:17:32.960 $120 in some cases.

00:17:36.400 So, it's getting there.

00:17:38.700 Well at first we talked about, I would say, wouldn't I, in the first week.

00:17:42.040 Don't worry, the oil price isn't going too crazy.

00:17:44.260 That was true.

00:17:45.340 Well now, it is getting...

00:17:49.040 There's no way to describe it as not a significant increase.

00:17:54.360 And it doesn't look like it's going down any time soon.

00:17:56.540 Unless the war ends relatively quickly.

00:18:03.880 Somebody in the chat said about King Charles, defender of the faith.

00:18:06.720 No, he changed his name to defender of the faiths.

00:18:13.240 All faiths.

00:18:16.400 The head of the Church of England, that's what the monarch is.

00:18:20.420 It's above even like the Archbishop of Canterbury, the monarch.

00:18:24.340 It's not the defender of the faith.

00:18:26.540 Anglicanism.

00:18:27.660 He's the defender of faiths now.

00:18:29.620 All of them.

00:18:32.120 Okay.

00:18:33.020 Okay.

00:18:35.720 Multicultural boomer.

00:18:38.060 That's what he is.

00:18:38.940 An environmentalist, multicultural, multiculti, global homo boomer.

00:18:44.420 Idiot.

00:18:44.840 He's an idiot.

00:18:45.280 On paper, he got a degree from Oxford.

00:18:50.160 But of course, they just let him in there.

00:18:52.000 He didn't have to get great A-levels like every other person.

00:18:54.620 They just let him in because he's the Prince of Wales.

00:18:57.700 He's stupid.

00:18:58.560 He's a stupid person.

00:19:00.260 Very, very, very weak.

00:19:01.880 No backbone.

00:19:02.880 No spine whatsoever.

00:19:03.840 However, yeah, so the Saudi, anyway, back to Saudi's threat and Iran.

00:19:13.160 I mean, if Israel and the United States can't get it done, I think they will eventually

00:19:20.460 get it done.

00:19:21.000 I think given a long enough time, Israel and America could pound Iran from the sky so much

00:19:31.640 that there isn't much of that regime left.

00:19:34.680 Nearly all their drones and missiles are destroyed or depleted.

00:19:39.680 But given enough time, if they got enough time, has Trump particularly got enough political

00:19:45.800 will to just keep going all summer?

00:19:47.480 Or for a year, or two years, or whatever?

00:19:52.120 No, I wouldn't have thought so.

00:19:54.140 But if the Saudis get involved, there'll just be more American and European missiles fired.

00:20:00.000 They'll just be fired from Saudi.

00:20:06.520 Alright.

00:20:08.460 In the Tom Clancy book, Executive Orders, Iran and Saudi have a war with each other.

00:20:14.060 And America back up the Saudis and win.

00:20:18.200 The End of Executive Orders by Tom Clancy, a book written a long, long time ago, is the

00:20:23.320 President of the United States shooting some sort of missile and killing the fictional Ayatollah

00:20:29.640 in Tom Clancy's book.

00:20:34.320 Yeah.

00:20:35.080 Tom Clancy predicted all of this.

00:20:36.500 Also in that book, someone flies an aeroplane into the Capitol building, and it was out

00:20:43.060 before 9-11.

00:20:44.340 Some Clancy wrote that before 9-11.

00:20:48.320 I believe.

00:20:49.520 Okay.

00:20:50.080 Number 10.

00:20:50.480 Twice rejected Ethics Chief's offer to vet Mandelson.

00:20:54.240 Weird, isn't it?

00:20:54.800 Why would you do that?

00:20:55.840 It's because you were told to do it, wasn't it?

00:20:56.960 Because you were pressured into doing it by Nathaniel Rothschild or something.

00:21:02.600 Right?

00:21:02.940 I don't know.

00:21:03.360 I don't know.

00:21:04.580 That's speculation.

00:21:05.300 Why would you, though?

00:21:08.060 Why would you pick Mandelson if he wasn't pressured into it?

00:21:10.840 Why would you ignore Ethics Chief's and everyone else?

00:21:14.260 Jonathan Powell.

00:21:14.920 Why would you, why did, why did Steinberg ignore everyone and pick Mandy?

00:21:20.520 Well, just because he accidentally got his judgement completely wrong that day.

00:21:24.460 No.

00:21:25.380 Well, certainly not.

00:21:27.140 Because he was told to pick him by forces more powerful than himself.

00:21:32.140 Or he felt were more powerful than him.

00:21:38.560 Conflict in the Middle East has escalated to a dangerous new phase.

00:21:42.100 Oh, thanks, David Blair.

00:21:43.640 Thanks for that.

00:21:44.180 Brilliant insight there.

00:21:45.840 What was this?

00:21:46.240 The Toregraph.

00:21:47.480 David Blair.

00:21:48.000 Never heard of him.

00:21:48.760 Cheers, buddy.

00:21:49.600 Conflict in the Middle East has escalated to a dangerous new phase.

00:21:53.360 Wow.

00:21:55.440 Did you get a PPE from Cambridge in order to come up with that insight?

00:21:59.920 Brilliant.

00:22:00.240 Never saw that.

00:22:00.860 Never thought about that.

00:22:06.780 Brilliant.

00:22:07.520 That's why he's making the big bucks as a journalist.

00:22:10.400 Whoever he is.

00:22:11.320 I've never heard of him.

00:22:11.960 Talk about state the obvious.

00:22:15.300 Come on.

00:22:16.260 Do better than that.

00:22:17.420 Be better.

00:22:20.300 Andrew Police.

00:22:21.700 Why do they write like that?

00:22:23.340 Andrew Police.

00:22:25.180 The Andrew Police inquiry may expand to cover corruption claims.

00:22:29.040 Well, that would be nice.

00:22:30.420 May do.

00:22:32.380 They're obviously not going to really properly investigate it, are they?

00:22:35.160 I mean, properly, properly, properly.

00:22:37.440 All the leads.

00:22:38.300 There's Saxe-Coburg-Gothra with his finger oedema.

00:22:47.800 What is it with his fingers?

00:22:49.960 What is it?

00:22:50.480 What is it?

00:22:51.400 Is finger oedema a thing?

00:22:52.780 I just said that.

00:22:53.360 I don't know if that's a real thing.

00:22:54.300 Why's he got such...

00:22:55.520 Because he's not...

00:22:56.340 If you're really, really fat.

00:22:57.500 If you're morbidly obese.

00:22:59.740 So fat that, like, you've got fat wrists and fat fingers.

00:23:02.740 Okay.

00:23:03.320 But he's not that fat.

00:23:04.300 I mean, he's an old dude.

00:23:05.160 So he's not going to be sort of...

00:23:06.100 He's not going to have a six-pack.

00:23:07.080 But he's not really, really, really fat, is he?

00:23:09.440 But why are his fingers the fingers of a really fat person?

00:23:15.780 Probably speaks of something quite bad, doesn't it?

00:23:17.500 Like, higher blood pressure?

00:23:19.100 Low blood pressure?

00:23:19.820 I don't know.

00:23:20.220 I don't know.

00:23:20.960 Anyway.

00:23:21.660 Let's move on.

00:23:24.100 I'd confront a shoplifter and you should too, says Badenoch.

00:23:27.620 Mmm.

00:23:28.980 It's an interesting one.

00:23:30.700 First of all, on Badenoch herself, she's not confronting anyone.

00:23:33.820 She's a tiny little woman.

00:23:36.400 Badenoch is tiny.

00:23:37.220 She's like Preeti Patel tiny.

00:23:39.560 Like, little four foot eleven, whatever.

00:23:41.860 Five foot two, whatever she is.

00:23:43.120 Tiny little woman.

00:23:44.000 She's not confronting anyone.

00:23:46.460 But the question...

00:23:46.960 Okay, so...

00:23:47.540 But the question of whether you should...

00:23:50.840 In fact, what she actually said, when asked that question, was...

00:23:54.200 It depends how big they are.

00:23:56.440 And that's the real answer, right?

00:24:01.600 About two years ago, I was walking by Tesco's in Swindon.

00:24:06.420 And some little dude, some little...

00:24:08.220 I don't know what he was...

00:24:09.020 He was brown.

00:24:10.960 Some little brown dude.

00:24:12.580 Comes running out of Swindon Tesco's with a...

00:24:16.140 With a...

00:24:16.680 A basket.

00:24:20.160 One of those metal baskets.

00:24:21.640 Full of bottles of booze.

00:24:23.360 All vodka and gin and brandy and whiskey and stuff.

00:24:28.000 Full of it.

00:24:30.040 And the security guard on the door, black security guard, just stood there.

00:24:34.180 Didn't move a muscle.

00:24:35.560 Just like, watch the dude run away.

00:24:37.320 But this thing he was carrying was so heavy that he couldn't really sprint with it.

00:24:41.120 And just, without even thinking, me and like two, three, three other people, so four people, run after him.

00:24:49.620 Two of them were women.

00:24:51.220 One of them was a youngish woman.

00:24:52.600 One was like a middle-aged woman.

00:24:54.500 Me and some other dude about my age, maybe a bit younger.

00:24:58.180 We all ran after him.

00:24:59.800 And he was running sort of as fast as he could.

00:25:01.440 But this thing was so heavy, it was full.

00:25:03.360 It must have had like 15, maybe 15 odd bottles of booze in it.

00:25:09.380 And it must have weighed a lot.

00:25:10.560 Well, it did weigh a lot.

00:25:12.180 And he couldn't really run.

00:25:13.800 And he got gassed pretty quickly.

00:25:15.920 My cardio's not great, but he got gassed pretty quickly.

00:25:18.900 He looked young.

00:25:19.420 He looked like he was only about 20.

00:25:21.460 And people, us four, weren't stopping, even though he was sort of pulling away from us.

00:25:27.040 Because he was running as hard as he could.

00:25:29.060 In the end, he realised we weren't going to give up or that he had got his gassed.

00:25:33.020 So he just put the thing down and then really sprinted away.

00:25:37.300 So one of us, it wasn't me, one of the other people, picked the thing up and just walked

00:25:43.520 it back to Tesco's.

00:25:46.440 Okay.

00:25:49.220 But the thing is, I guess I made this calculation in an instant.

00:25:56.440 He didn't look like a guy that was going to stab me.

00:26:00.700 And he was smaller than me.

00:26:03.400 I'm not a massive guy.

00:26:04.220 I'm like 5'10", 5'9", 5'10".

00:26:07.300 But he was smaller than me.

00:26:09.180 He looked skinny, like he was 20 years old.

00:26:12.980 So I guess in my mind, I made an immediate calculation that if push came to shove, I would

00:26:20.440 just be able to sort of grab him, smother him, get him to the ground, do whatever.

00:26:25.640 I didn't feel physically scared or intimidated by him in any way.

00:26:29.300 But if it was the other way around, if I was in a Greg, say, and some massive dude comes

00:26:42.480 in, this is the reality now.

00:26:43.720 It's not about being brave, being a badass or being a coward.

00:26:47.340 It's not about that.

00:26:48.000 It's about reality of having a fight, right?

00:26:51.420 If I was in Greg, say, I turned around and some massive 6'4", 6'5", dude with giant shoulders

00:26:57.600 and chest, small waist, like he's obviously bigger, heavier and stronger than me, and there's

00:27:05.040 like a look in his eye, like he's cracked out of his mind on ecstasy pipes, he looks

00:27:09.700 like the type of dude that might have a knife on him.

00:27:12.640 Yeah, I'm not confronting that dude.

00:27:14.860 What, I'm going to get stabbed and murdered over some shoplifting?

00:27:17.620 Nah, nah.

00:27:18.160 So when people say, I've seen people say it on Twitter and stuff, you should confront

00:27:23.960 a shoplifter.

00:27:24.640 Well, it depends.

00:27:26.000 Are you going to confront a shoplifter that's way bigger and stronger than you, or there's

00:27:29.540 three of them?

00:27:30.440 What if there's three of them?

00:27:33.000 Don't start a fight with three guys if you're on your own, ever.

00:27:35.740 Don't do that.

00:27:37.240 Don't do that.

00:27:38.440 You will lose.

00:27:40.840 What if there's three of them you're going to confront, you should confront a shoplifter,

00:27:44.200 should you?

00:27:46.180 Should you?

00:27:46.680 Make a calculation about it, because it's not worth getting stabbed or just beaten up.

00:27:54.980 When you are always going to get beaten up, you're always going to lose.

00:27:58.600 Guy's much, much more powerful than you.

00:28:06.300 But then again, if he's some little five foot five smack head who can barely, he's really

00:28:13.860 emaciated and thin and small and he's obviously so high that he can barely walk, he's tottering

00:28:19.920 along and he's trying to shoplift.

00:28:22.100 And all you need to do is really put your hand on their shoulder and say, you're going

00:28:27.480 to stay here until the police get here, mate.

00:28:29.860 He tries to run or struggle and you're just like, no, no, you're not going anywhere.

00:28:33.600 You're the more powerful.

00:28:34.380 You're the physically more powerful person.

00:28:37.740 Then okay.

00:28:40.120 Okay.

00:28:40.600 Yeah, do it.

00:28:41.060 Why not?

00:28:42.120 You'll be a hero.

00:28:42.760 But I say this, and this is real advice.

00:28:48.740 Don't get yourself stabbed over someone shoplifting something out of Greggs or something.

00:28:55.520 It's up to you though.

00:28:56.880 The other thing is, look at Daniel Penny.

00:29:00.500 Even if you're successful, you might get prosecuted.

00:29:02.800 If you hurt them in any way, you get prosecuted.

00:29:05.460 Think about that.

00:29:09.720 Is that worth it?

00:29:12.660 Someone's trying to shoplift a sandwich out of Greggs.

00:29:18.460 You prevent them.

00:29:20.480 In the kerfuffle, because they'll probably resist, won't they?

00:29:23.500 In the kerfuffle, they sprain a wrist.

00:29:28.980 And you get convicted of ABH.

00:29:34.160 Is that worth it?

00:29:36.460 Because Kemi Badenoch says you should confront shoplifters.

00:29:41.500 Even though she said she'd make the calculation about how big they are.

00:29:45.360 Alright, I mean.

00:29:47.780 Alright, you get it.

00:29:51.200 Netanyahu.

00:29:51.880 Iran's regime won't be toppled from air.

00:29:54.000 Yeah, yesterday, someone asked him about the regime change aspect.

00:29:57.680 And he said, he just said,

00:29:59.760 the regime may or may not fall.

00:30:02.980 I know it's been his stated purpose and goal.

00:30:07.520 But he is honest enough, realistic enough, to say it might not.

00:30:15.320 There you go.

00:30:16.160 It really does hang in the balance.

00:30:17.780 You know, like, with George Bush Jr.

00:30:22.860 In Iraq, in 03.

00:30:24.100 It sort of didn't hang in the balance.

00:30:30.780 It was sort of the White House and the Pentagon's

00:30:33.460 completely, 100% explicit aim to change that regime.

00:30:38.420 And they were going to do it, that it was going to happen, right?

00:30:43.080 They'll send in

00:30:44.380 infantry divisions.

00:30:50.060 Armoured cavalry divisions.

00:30:51.480 Well, that's just not what's happening here, is it?

00:30:58.020 Excuse me.

00:31:03.860 It hangs in the balance.

00:31:05.180 It may or may not happen.

00:31:08.300 There is only so much that can be done from the air.

00:31:10.420 And it would require either the boots on the ground

00:31:13.940 or the Iranian people to

00:31:15.340 rise up themselves in some

00:31:17.500 in some way.

00:31:19.420 But they've just had the boldest and strongest

00:31:21.640 among them

00:31:22.520 killed, haven't they?

00:31:24.460 In January this year.

00:31:28.880 No doubt they're scared,

00:31:30.320 both of their own regime and

00:31:31.880 have been

00:31:32.460 accidentally one way or another killed by

00:31:35.720 the airstrikes coming in from Israel

00:31:38.860 and the United States.

00:31:39.500 It's...

00:31:40.820 It hangs in the balance.

00:31:44.160 I wouldn't be surprised if at the end of this,

00:31:46.840 whenever that is,

00:31:48.700 that regime is still in place.

00:31:51.460 Completely depleted,

00:31:52.620 like many, many layers of its

00:31:54.100 leadership are gone.

00:31:56.540 Some mid-tier people,

00:31:58.040 or what were mid-tier people,

00:31:59.700 are now the leaders.

00:32:01.120 The country is in rubble,

00:32:03.360 yet that regime is in place still.

00:32:05.260 I wouldn't be surprised if that's what happens.

00:32:07.840 However, I wouldn't put money on it.

00:32:09.700 We could wake up any given morning,

00:32:12.180 couldn't we?

00:32:13.360 And the news is

00:32:14.700 mobs have taken control of the streets of Tehran

00:32:18.960 and all the big Iranian cities

00:32:20.100 and all the government buildings

00:32:21.240 and the IRGC and the police are nowhere to be seen.

00:32:25.000 That could happen at any moment,

00:32:26.460 any day,

00:32:27.000 couldn't it?

00:32:27.240 Any given day,

00:32:28.220 that could be the news coming out of Iran,

00:32:30.320 couldn't it?

00:32:31.580 Very easily.

00:32:32.140 I honestly put it at 50-50.

00:32:37.660 I don't know.

00:32:38.340 I couldn't put it any more than that.

00:32:40.200 50-50.

00:32:40.980 It totally hangs in the balance,

00:32:42.780 in my mind.

00:32:43.400 We shall see.

00:32:47.440 Ultimately,

00:32:48.100 if they're not going to put boots on the ground,

00:32:50.400 ultimately,

00:32:51.120 it is up to the Iranian people

00:32:52.700 to make it happen.

00:32:54.860 Isn't it?

00:32:55.740 If the US are not going to put boots on the ground.

00:32:57.920 And I think even yesterday,

00:32:59.260 maybe it was late Wednesday,

00:33:00.500 but certainly not very long ago,

00:33:02.660 24 hours,

00:33:03.280 36 hours ago,

00:33:04.120 Trump once again reiterated

00:33:07.060 they're not putting,

00:33:08.180 they,

00:33:08.700 the United States,

00:33:09.280 are not putting boots on the ground.

00:33:10.900 So,

00:33:12.420 might change his mind on that.

00:33:14.020 You hear words every now and again,

00:33:15.300 don't you?

00:33:15.440 You hear noises every now and again

00:33:16.520 that maybe they are in a limited sense.

00:33:18.580 Maybe in Kargai Island,

00:33:19.520 maybe just on the South Coast.

00:33:21.120 You know,

00:33:21.400 and who knows what special forces teams

00:33:22.980 are actually doing stuff inside Iran.

00:33:24.960 I bet there are some.

00:33:25.880 I bet there are.

00:33:27.260 I bet there are.

00:33:28.200 Well, there will be.

00:33:29.420 But,

00:33:30.080 full-blown,

00:33:30.860 proper,

00:33:31.180 big,

00:33:32.040 battalion level,

00:33:32.940 boots on the ground.

00:33:36.160 Apparently,

00:33:36.920 the Donald's got no intention of doing that.

00:33:39.000 The Express,

00:33:39.600 it's a good paper.

00:33:41.140 Inflation rise in Iran war shock.

00:33:43.360 It's not really a shock,

00:33:46.620 but okay.

00:33:47.860 Exactly same picture of Brot versus Fingers.

00:33:50.520 Saxe-Coburg-Gotha there.

00:33:52.960 The Daily Mail.

00:33:55.160 Daily Mail.

00:33:57.800 This woman said she had a virgin birth at 35

00:34:00.160 and she's still one at 42.

00:34:02.100 Really,

00:34:02.440 you want,

00:34:02.940 so you tell the mail all about it?

00:34:06.040 Okay.

00:34:07.180 Weirdo.

00:34:07.960 That's probably why you're a weird,

00:34:08.920 you sound like a weirdo, love.

00:34:10.060 You look and sound like a weirdo.

00:34:11.540 Might be the reason.

00:34:13.500 Okay.

00:34:15.000 Some ethereal actress there.

00:34:17.880 Something out of a vision.

00:34:18.780 That Anya Bird.

00:34:20.860 Can't remember her surname.

00:34:21.840 Anyway,

00:34:22.320 some actress.

00:34:24.720 No real story about it.

00:34:26.920 She wore one of Brooklyn Beckham,

00:34:28.320 Brooklyn Beckham?

00:34:29.180 One of Posh Spice's dresses.

00:34:32.900 Okay.

00:34:33.660 As conflict escalates,

00:34:35.080 and lenders pool deals,

00:34:39.000 experts warn of three rate rises.

00:34:42.920 That'll be Bank of England's interest rate.

00:34:44.600 Three.

00:34:45.040 They're saying it's three.

00:34:47.740 Iran will unleash his mortgage shock for millions.

00:34:51.580 Great.

00:34:53.960 Great.

00:34:54.520 Thanks for all the winning,

00:34:58.560 Donald.

00:35:00.900 She's broke.

00:35:02.620 The sun.

00:35:04.260 Hell's bills.

00:35:12.520 Clever, isn't it?

00:35:13.640 Clever wordplay.

00:35:15.340 Very, very clever.

00:35:16.400 Hell's bills.

00:35:17.100 That's it.

00:35:20.440 That's all they've got.

00:35:21.620 A picture of a gas hob.

00:35:25.460 Someone goes to the senior editor at The Sun yesterday.

00:35:28.000 Hey, boss.

00:35:28.640 Boss.

00:35:29.540 You ready for this?

00:35:30.780 Stay with me now.

00:35:31.520 Hear me out.

00:35:33.020 We've got a picture of a gas hob.

00:35:34.860 Just that.

00:35:35.300 Nothing else.

00:35:36.020 Just a picture of a gas hob.

00:35:37.240 And ready?

00:35:38.320 Hell's bills.

00:35:40.720 Senior editor's like,

00:35:41.680 yes, print.

00:35:43.360 That's genius.

00:35:48.880 The Financial Times.

00:35:51.380 Markets tumble as investors price in protracted energy shock from war.

00:35:59.260 Okay.

00:36:00.240 The price of crude not tumbling.

00:36:01.760 That's spiking.

00:36:02.800 But markets in general tumbling, they say.

00:36:07.180 Like various equities and things.

00:36:11.300 Okay.

00:36:12.520 Gas prices and Brent crude prices.

00:36:15.440 Notice they show you the chart starting at a very specific point.

00:36:21.740 They don't want to show you the chart going back to 2022.

00:36:26.440 Because then that spike appears as just a bit of a blip.

00:36:32.960 Although look, $120 a barrel.

00:36:35.160 Rough in and around $110, $120, $115 a barrel for Brent crude.

00:36:39.380 That is expensive.

00:36:40.440 That's on the expensive side.

00:36:47.700 Can't deny it.

00:36:50.240 All right.

00:36:50.860 The Independent.

00:36:52.100 I don't like it when they do this.

00:36:53.740 Sometimes when papers.

00:36:55.540 They've abandoned trying to just objectively.

00:36:58.780 Even attempting to objectively tell you the news.

00:37:02.300 And just simply give you their opinion.

00:37:05.240 Just talk to you directly from them to you.

00:37:08.980 The people that make the paper.

00:37:14.560 Okay.

00:37:15.180 You know, an opinion piece.

00:37:17.860 An opinion.

00:37:19.680 But it's like the front page.

00:37:21.320 Aren't you supposed to be a news organ?

00:37:31.940 Okay.

00:37:32.420 All right.

00:37:34.180 On the front page of the Independent, it says.

00:37:36.280 And this is just the Independent's words.

00:37:37.940 They're not quoting some other amazing analyst or some other world lead or some expert.

00:37:44.900 It's just them.

00:37:45.400 They say, declare victory if you must.

00:37:48.580 Claim Iran's military is degraded and its nuclear program, which your intelligence chief says pose no threat, is neutralized.

00:37:56.400 But as oil prices spiral out of control, it's time to show.

00:38:00.000 It's quite wordy, isn't it?

00:38:02.100 They're on their high horse a bit, aren't they?

00:38:03.720 But as oil prices spiral out of control, it's time to show the world that you, not Netanyahu, is in control.

00:38:11.060 So, Mr. Trump.

00:38:13.700 Stop the madness now.

00:38:15.660 End this war before it's too late.

00:38:20.000 Yeah, all right, Independent.

00:38:22.260 All right.

00:38:23.600 Just pipe down a bit.

00:38:26.220 Just tell me the news.

00:38:27.120 Tell me what real experts are saying about things.

00:38:30.920 Not you.

00:38:31.640 Not your journalists and editors that are on an ego trip.

00:38:35.080 Not interested in that.

00:38:40.000 Boris Johnson's stay-at-home COVID messages stopped thousands getting life-saving treatment.

00:38:47.080 Yeah.

00:38:48.780 Yeah, the COVID thing.

00:38:50.220 All right, Metro.

00:38:50.860 Ugh.

00:38:51.960 Okay, the last few tabloids are absolutely absurd.

00:38:54.280 I'm sorry, 22.

00:38:55.300 Absolutely absurd.

00:38:55.820 So, the Metro, ridiculous and absurd, traitorous, globalist, commie, rag, traitorous, anti-white, rag, subversive, subversive filth.

00:39:13.800 The Metro, their front page is about Tina Returner.

00:39:17.800 Remember Tina Turner?

00:39:19.780 Yeah, she's dead now, isn't she?

00:39:21.720 Tina Turner.

00:39:23.940 They had a few good songs.

00:39:27.680 Some people have bought the rights to her name and image and songs.

00:39:30.800 And now they're going to do, they're going to do like a thing.

00:39:33.400 They had a thing, ABBA Voyage, you know, where they do like avatars or like holograms on stage.

00:39:38.280 And they make a show out of it.

00:39:40.240 They're going to do that with the life and career and songs of Tina Turner.

00:39:43.440 That's the front page.

00:39:44.360 There you go, that's the front page according to the Metro.

00:39:46.060 That's the most important thing.

00:39:47.140 While the world burns.

00:39:49.660 They're going to make like a show out of Tina Turner's stuff.

00:39:55.240 Great, brilliant.

00:39:56.480 The Mirror brought first fingers himself.

00:40:01.980 COVID Inquiry.

00:40:02.820 So, this is all in the news today.

00:40:04.020 The COVID Inquiry thing really grinds my gears really badly.

00:40:11.240 Really badly.

00:40:13.120 So, if anyone remembers, the travesty that was the COVID lockdowns.

00:40:19.780 The travesty that was.

00:40:21.520 The overreach of that.

00:40:23.140 The government overreach of that.

00:40:27.500 An exercise in seeing how much they can tread on us.

00:40:36.280 And then they did an inquiry about it, which took like three years or something.

00:40:40.100 It cost 200 million.

00:40:41.120 And somehow, Brewster's Millions style, cost 200 million pounds.

00:40:46.420 Somehow.

00:40:47.980 Run by this absolute cretin.

00:40:51.640 What's her name?

00:40:52.220 Baroness.

00:40:53.320 Baroness Mullet.

00:40:54.920 What was her name?

00:40:57.800 Baroness Hallett.

00:41:00.240 Baroness Hallett.

00:41:02.060 Complete muppet.

00:41:03.280 They obviously picked her in order to come to these conclusions.

00:41:10.180 That's the classic thing with inquiries.

00:41:12.200 Okay.

00:41:12.800 The front page says, COVID Inquiry, the verdict.

00:41:15.920 Heroic health workers put own lives at risk to prevent system collapse.

00:41:20.740 Not really.

00:41:22.040 Not really.

00:41:23.340 It was no more virulent or dangerous than the flu.

00:41:27.540 Tory's underfunding and disastrous messaging at centre of tragedy.

00:41:31.600 It was no more of a tragedy than any other flu season.

00:41:35.000 They saved us and NHS.

00:41:40.600 Really.

00:41:41.380 They're the conclusions.

00:41:42.220 The conclusions that this absolute chump came to was that, if anything, Matt Hancock and Boris Johnson and all those people,

00:41:54.100 they basically, the worst thing they did was not lock us down quicker and harder and longer.

00:41:58.760 And that the NHS were brilliant.

00:42:02.020 They're the heroes in all of this.

00:42:04.980 That entire narrative.

00:42:06.780 That whole narrative.

00:42:08.620 That's what it took a few years and 200 million pounds to conclude.

00:42:14.940 I.e.

00:42:15.840 A complete and utter whitewash.

00:42:19.040 Not that the whole thing wasn't basically a lie from start to finish.

00:42:22.600 That those vaccines are some sort of weird poison.

00:42:24.800 That they're setting the precedent of locking people, putting people under house arrest.

00:42:31.460 Effectively under house arrest.

00:42:33.180 For no good reason.

00:42:35.100 That that's not completely evil, unprecedented, insane.

00:42:38.440 An insane overreach.

00:42:39.380 None of that.

00:42:39.840 None of those things.

00:42:41.660 None of those things.

00:42:42.440 How we were manipulated.

00:42:44.800 Treated like cattle.

00:42:46.880 None of those things.

00:42:49.180 No.

00:42:49.840 It was that, if anything, the Tories didn't do it quick and hard enough.

00:42:52.880 And the NHS are great.

00:42:58.520 Okay.

00:43:02.200 Okay.

00:43:04.120 All right.

00:43:04.900 That's how you did it.

00:43:07.380 That's what government inquiries are often about.

00:43:09.360 Nearly always.

00:43:10.900 That's why it's not brilliant.

00:43:13.000 Not usually.

00:43:13.880 Not all that brilliant.

00:43:14.740 When it's like, there's going to be a government inquiry.

00:43:16.260 There's going to be a public inquiry.

00:43:17.520 Well, they just pick the right people to come to the conclusion they want in the first place.

00:43:22.780 They'll pick some shill.

00:43:27.680 Some idiot shill.

00:43:31.620 Like Baroness Hallett.

00:43:34.020 Who they already know her thoughts and feelings and her views on it.

00:43:38.340 You can lead it.

00:43:39.080 You can be the chair.

00:43:40.720 Great.

00:43:40.960 There you go.

00:43:41.240 It's a foregone conclusion.

00:43:44.580 Might take three years and 200 million pounds before you get there.

00:43:47.200 But in the end, someone like Hancock or Boris, who really, who really should have lost their liberty for what they did, for that crime.

00:43:57.060 For that crime of putting us all under house arrest on the strength of essentially a liar, peddling a dangerous, poisonous vaccine.

00:44:05.200 They'll get off scot-free.

00:44:11.140 If anything, the conclusion is that they should have done it more, quicker and more.

00:44:16.860 So never be fooled that there'll be a public inquiry into something and we'll definitely get to the bottom of everything.

00:44:22.920 Oh no.

00:44:23.620 Oh no.

00:44:25.280 Okay, the Daily Star.

00:44:27.140 Only spend one moment on this because it's so ridiculous.

00:44:30.260 There's Sydney Sweeney in some lingerie.

00:44:32.100 Lovely jubbly.

00:44:32.680 Stanley the dog detective, Wagatha Christie.

00:44:37.040 Pooch solves a hundred year old mystery.

00:44:45.180 Okay.

00:44:46.680 Okay.

00:44:48.380 This dog dug up that.

00:44:52.520 You know, forget about it.

00:44:53.700 Forget about it.

00:44:54.120 That's it.

00:44:54.580 Right.

00:44:54.840 That's the front pages.

00:44:55.880 That's the front pages.

00:44:56.580 Should we have a look at our poll?

00:44:58.000 What did we say in our poll today?

00:44:59.120 Harry, get it up on my screen for me please, if you could.

00:45:01.440 Engage.

00:45:02.080 We could assume.

00:45:03.360 Okay.

00:45:05.720 Would you accept, ooh.

00:45:07.220 We said, we asked you.

00:45:08.960 Would you accept lockdowns again?

00:45:11.700 And just shy of 1,200 people responded.

00:45:15.400 And 94% of you say no.

00:45:23.340 The glorious band.

00:45:26.180 The chosen few.

00:45:27.180 The best among us.

00:45:31.680 Brilliant.

00:45:32.540 My band of brothers.

00:45:34.460 And sisters.

00:45:35.600 Not a cool 94% of you.

00:45:39.080 No.

00:45:39.320 3% say maybe.

00:45:41.980 And 3% say yes.

00:45:43.720 Who are you?

00:45:46.380 Who are you?

00:45:47.200 You best be trolling me.

00:45:51.300 That was a real yes.

00:45:54.940 Get out.

00:45:55.380 This isn't the podcast for you.

00:45:56.280 This isn't the show for you.

00:45:57.160 Get out.

00:45:57.500 This is all.

00:45:59.200 Don't let it hit you on the ass on the way out.

00:46:00.980 Don't go.

00:46:01.540 Please don't go.

00:46:02.300 Stay.

00:46:02.580 We can make this work.

00:46:03.340 I still love you.

00:46:04.340 I still love you.

00:46:05.000 We can make this work.

00:46:05.680 Come on, baby.

00:46:06.600 Come on, baby.

00:46:07.520 I didn't mean it.

00:46:08.500 I didn't mean it.

00:46:12.180 Still, that's a ridiculous win.

00:46:13.640 That's an overwhelming win.

00:46:16.580 If it was 70, 75%, I would have been happy.

00:46:20.900 93%.

00:46:21.340 Basically, most people.

00:46:23.800 You realise, don't you?

00:46:25.240 We look back on it now, don't we?

00:46:26.740 I do.

00:46:28.620 I'll never do that again.

00:46:29.920 I'll never be manipulated again like that.

00:46:31.540 I'll never submit to anything like that ever again.

00:46:36.300 No.

00:46:37.400 I'm not going to accept the scorn of a Karen in the street or in the park or in Tesco's again.

00:46:42.640 No, no, no.

00:46:44.000 No.

00:46:45.620 If people get so out of their pram that I'm not abiding by the lockdown rules and the distancing and the one-in-one-out stuff,

00:46:53.560 then they can call the police.

00:46:55.260 But I'm not doing it.

00:46:56.380 I'm not doing it.

00:46:57.040 Not again.

00:46:57.700 I'm not wearing that mask again.

00:46:59.460 No, no, no, no.

00:47:01.540 I'll argue with people on the train or whatever.

00:47:03.680 I'm not wearing it again.

00:47:05.900 Call the police.

00:47:06.800 Go and get the transport police then.

00:47:07.820 I'm not wearing it.

00:47:09.800 That is, unless it is truly disastrous.

00:47:13.340 If it really is like an Ebola outbreak and 80%, 90% mortality rate, and it really is a real thing.

00:47:20.840 And in that case, then, yeah.

00:47:21.940 I'm not mad.

00:47:22.480 But if it's based on the strength of something that is essentially just the flu, there's nothing worse than the flu, was it?

00:47:33.240 COVID.

00:47:34.000 It's basically all it was.

00:47:35.580 Which happens every single year.

00:47:39.040 And the flu kills people that are already weak and old every single year.

00:47:43.440 Loads.

00:47:44.100 Tens of thousands.

00:47:44.900 What, hundreds of thousands of old people that are already extremely weakened and or ill with other things, terminal things.

00:47:51.180 It's the flu that sends you over the edge and kills you.

00:47:56.020 They weaponized that.

00:47:58.620 They weaponized that that's a fact into putting the whole country under house arrest.

00:48:02.860 As a, as a, an exercise, an experiment in seeing how, what they could get away with making people do.

00:48:12.820 How much social control have they actually got?

00:48:16.680 What an evil thing.

00:48:19.200 Boris Johnson.

00:48:21.460 That's not even the, and all the while, open borders, all the while.

00:48:26.340 You can't go to the pub.

00:48:27.720 But we're going to leave the borders open for hundreds of thousands of new people to come in from wherever.

00:48:36.180 It's so contagious and so dangerous that your kids can't go to school.

00:48:43.300 And you can't go out much.

00:48:45.620 Literally under house arrest, wasn't it, for a while?

00:48:48.080 It was literally under house arrest.

00:48:49.300 They'd let you, like, have an hour's exercise like you're in jail if you wear your mask.

00:48:55.420 But we'll still have the borders open.

00:48:57.720 Well, a mad thing.

00:49:02.400 Mad.

00:49:05.000 It's 10-2 already.

00:49:06.180 I didn't get through to, loads of things I wanted to talk about.

00:49:09.720 Alright.

00:49:10.300 Well, there was one story, there was loads of more stories to talk about today, but I guess I ruffled a bit.

00:49:16.000 There was one story, Harry, did you bring up that other, was it that one?

00:49:19.860 Oh yeah, there was a story yesterday.

00:49:22.560 No, I meant to get to and didn't, so I'll just quickly say it today.

00:49:27.720 Just an example of exactly how, what an absurd place we're in as a country.

00:49:33.560 This story, you may have heard of it before, it's just the latest in an ongoing story that's been in the news before.

00:49:38.340 But the headline reads,

00:49:40.260 Criminal migrant is allowed to stay in Britain after fighting deportation by arguing his son disliked foreign chicken nuggets.

00:49:47.860 Now, at first glance, you might think, if you've not heard of this one before, you might think that that's just like some sort of silly, the star style nonsense.

00:49:58.920 It's a conspiracy theory, it's tongue in cheek, it's not even real, it must be a joke, da-da-da-da-da, what is that, what's going on, that's just some silly throwaway slop.

00:50:06.820 But it's not really, because it's an indication of where we are, Britain, as a country.

00:50:18.920 So I'll give you the details of the story.

00:50:21.820 Clevis Disha, his name is, this man is called Clevis Disha.

00:50:26.460 Right?

00:50:26.660 He's 39.

00:50:30.840 He's an Albanian man.

00:50:34.160 Born and raised in Albania.

00:50:36.140 When he was about 16, he came here illegally, he broke into this country illegally.

00:50:42.880 Right?

00:50:43.560 He's managed to avoid deportation long enough that he was allowed to stay, he was eventually allowed to stay indefinitely.

00:50:52.680 Should never have happened.

00:50:53.960 When I talk about re-migration, people say, oh, you just hate brown people,

00:50:56.340 it's just racism.

00:50:57.300 No, no, not necessarily anything to do with the menoling count in their skin.

00:51:00.680 Not necessarily to do with skin colour.

00:51:02.620 No, I want to deport all these types of Albanians as well.

00:51:05.480 And Romanians, any country.

00:51:07.260 Could be French people, could be Irish people, could be Irish organised gangsters.

00:51:12.520 That are whiter than me.

00:51:14.680 That are more pale than me.

00:51:16.980 And I'm the Milky Bar kid, I'm well pale.

00:51:20.020 The filters on this make me look as badly pale as I am, I'm really pale.

00:51:23.280 Now, it's not about skin colour necessarily.

00:51:27.220 No, no, no, no.

00:51:28.180 It's about scumbags.

00:51:29.640 It's about criminals and scumbags.

00:51:30.980 So this Albanian man broke in when he was young, managed to stay, which is a travesty,

00:51:36.280 should never have happened, should never ever have happened.

00:51:37.900 Then later in life, he got married to an Albanian woman, had a couple of kids.

00:51:43.980 Oh, by the way, got caught with quarter of a million pounds on him, and when asked, or

00:51:50.260 euros, and when asked, where did you, and the police found it, and they're like, what's

00:51:54.000 this?

00:51:54.580 How have you got quarter of a million pounds?

00:51:56.900 Like in cash that isn't in a bank.

00:51:58.880 They couldn't explain it.

00:51:59.960 Because obviously it's organised crime.

00:52:05.780 Obviously it's drugs or extortion.

00:52:08.040 God knows what.

00:52:09.740 People trafficking, God knows what.

00:52:11.640 He's obviously into organised crime.

00:52:15.100 This is an Albanian organised criminal.

00:52:19.200 Right?

00:52:20.900 He was convicted of that.

00:52:22.300 Again, wasn't deported after that.

00:52:23.900 Should have been deported after all of that.

00:52:26.420 Wasn't.

00:52:26.860 Finally, it looked like he was going to get deported.

00:52:33.200 Well, strip of him of citizenship, because he was able to stay here for so long, we gave

00:52:36.660 him citizenship.

00:52:38.200 He was going to strip him of that and deport him.

00:52:40.320 And in the meantime, where he got married to an Albanian woman, had a couple of kids,

00:52:44.880 he's now got a son that's like 15 years old or something.

00:52:49.260 They argued in court that he and his, because he'd have to send his whole family back to

00:52:55.160 Albania, that they couldn't do that, because his son, his 15 odd year old son, has got sort

00:53:04.000 of unique dietary requirements.

00:53:05.920 He hasn't.

00:53:06.960 They tried to argue he's autistic.

00:53:08.300 He's not.

00:53:09.680 Said he's got unique dietary requirements, which mean he can't go and live in Albania.

00:53:14.520 They were like, okay, what?

00:53:16.340 What dietary requirements?

00:53:17.740 Turns out he just doesn't like foreign chicken nuggets.

00:53:20.560 It was that, honestly.

00:53:23.000 He doesn't like chicken nuggets that are from other countries.

00:53:26.040 He can only eat British chicken nuggets.

00:53:30.020 And the judge accepted that.

00:53:33.720 And so he, this organised criminal, who broke in illegally in the first instance, him and

00:53:39.420 his whole family get to stay here indefinitely.

00:53:42.980 That's mad, isn't it?

00:53:47.780 Isn't that mad?

00:53:49.160 It boiled down to that, that his son, the Home Office appealed and a tribunal overturned

00:53:56.760 the ruling, noting that his son, who's just known as C because he's too young, the son,

00:54:02.640 we can only see in the decision, a simple example of why C could not go to Albania.

00:54:10.200 C will not eat the type of chicken nuggets available abroad.

00:54:14.880 And the judge, Judge Veloso, that's a nice English name, isn't it?

00:54:17.860 Veloso.

00:54:18.620 Judge Veloso said, yep, that's fine.

00:54:20.180 Yep, you can stay then.

00:54:22.240 Stay then.

00:54:23.400 He struggles with certain textures of foods.

00:54:26.060 The son of a criminal, of an organised gangster, organised crime gangster, his son struggles

00:54:35.620 with certain textures of foods and has a limited diet.

00:54:40.360 He's got no, as far as I can tell, as far as it was reported, he has no actual proper

00:54:45.580 physical disability or anything with his stomach, which means he can't just eat other foods,

00:54:52.080 other textures.

00:54:52.780 He just doesn't like to.

00:54:54.700 That's it.

00:54:55.100 He has a limited diet, just according to him.

00:54:59.840 That's a good enough reason, Judge Veloso decided.

00:55:10.720 The Shadow Home Secretary, Chris Phillip, said that the bogus asylum seekers are exploiting

00:55:17.000 human rights laws and weak judges.

00:55:19.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:20.760 You did have 14 years to do something about that, though, didn't you, Chris?

00:55:23.320 That's when you guys, when your party was in government, you didn't do anything.

00:55:27.580 It got exponentially worse, if anything, when you were in power.

00:55:30.560 So I don't know why we should trust you, as if you're going to sort it out, as if you

00:55:34.180 got in power, you'd sort all this out.

00:55:35.700 No, you wouldn't.

00:55:36.100 All right, just thought I'd bring that one to you.

00:55:41.340 Nearly 5-2, gone for four minutes to do.

00:55:45.340 Let's have a look at this day in history.

00:55:46.560 Shall we have a look at this day in history?

00:55:48.200 Recently, with all the Iran stuff going on, we haven't even had time to look at other countries,

00:55:51.400 have we?

00:55:52.960 Other countries.

00:55:53.480 I do look at them every morning, in case there's anything really juicy and really good.

00:55:57.200 There hasn't been.

00:55:57.720 It's just more toward Iran, mostly.

00:55:59.180 Or you just get some local nonsense thing, like Le Monde, just to let you know, just

00:56:04.660 for example, Putin conducts a special musical operation in Europe.

00:56:09.000 Some stupid story about a Russian conductor, classical music conductor.

00:56:14.320 It's of no moment.

00:56:17.940 All right, on this day in history, what happened on this day in history, the 20th of March, down

00:56:20.980 through the centuries?

00:56:21.740 What happened?

00:56:22.160 No, on this day in 1602, United Dutch East India Company is formed and granted a monopoly

00:56:26.920 on all Dutch seaborne trade in Asia.

00:56:29.860 Interesting.

00:56:30.440 There's loads of companies like that, aren't there, throughout history.

00:56:34.520 Like the East India Company, the Honourable East India Company, the British one, or the

00:56:40.820 South Sea Company, or the Hudson Bay Company.

00:56:45.620 Loads of them go around the world trading and or colonising.

00:56:52.760 There you go.

00:56:53.780 It wasn't just the British, the Dutch were into it, the French were into it, Spanish,

00:56:57.500 Portuguese.

00:56:58.920 All right.

00:56:59.500 On this day in 1800, Volta, Alessandro Volta, who gave his name to Volts, Electric Volts,

00:57:06.620 it's the same guy, gave his name to that, reports his discovery of the electric battery,

00:57:11.520 like he discovered it.

00:57:13.480 The discovery of that they just found one, found a battery.

00:57:15.660 Oh, look, I've discovered it.

00:57:17.780 In a letter to Joseph Banks, President of the Royal Society of London.

00:57:21.640 Yeah, but Volta was very, very interesting, very important.

00:57:24.520 Someone asked me yesterday, didn't they, if I would ever do long-form history content

00:57:28.020 on history and science.

00:57:29.420 I would do, I should do.

00:57:31.060 Maybe do like a breakdown, like a James Burke-style connections run-through, some of the most important

00:57:38.120 ones.

00:57:39.000 Volta would be on there.

00:57:39.800 Volta would be one of them.

00:57:41.580 He came up with all sorts of interesting things, discovered all sorts of interesting things,

00:57:45.680 including the first sort of electric pile thing, which is like a very, very, very early

00:57:50.700 proto-battery.

00:57:53.400 It's nothing like a modern battery, but it's the concept of making a battery.

00:57:59.520 Lots and lots of people built on what Volta discovered and did.

00:58:03.660 Put it that way.

00:58:05.280 Very, very important person, Alessandro Volta.

00:58:07.080 Okay, on this day in 1815, Napoleon Bonaparte enters Paris after his escape from Elba and

00:58:12.160 begins his 100-day rule.

00:58:13.540 Harry.

00:58:15.540 Harry.

00:58:16.640 On Epochs, I've got like an eight, nine-part series, hour and a half apiece.

00:58:23.820 So like what, 10, 15, 10, 12, 15 out of hours of me and Carl talking about the life and

00:58:28.900 career of Napoleon Bonaparte.

00:58:29.880 If you remember, after he was put on the island, he was defeated, made the emperor of the tiny

00:58:36.840 little island of Elba, you know, as a humiliation, which he promptly escaped from.

00:58:45.900 Today, Napoleon still survives as a soldier of fortune.

00:58:51.060 If you have a problem and no one else can help, maybe you can hire Napoleon.

00:58:54.800 Then, he escaped and raised a new army.

00:59:01.300 Like, Ney turns to his side, Marshal Ney turns to his side, and he re-enters Paris and becomes

00:59:07.000 the emperor again, only for about 100 days, until the Allies under the 1st Duke of Wellington

00:59:13.900 were able to corner him at Catrabois and force him to battle on the field of Waterloo, where

00:59:21.160 he was finally defeated and sent to St. Helena.

00:59:25.640 Okay, on this day in 1854, that was the end of the podium.

00:59:28.840 On this day in 1854, a Republican Party, the Republican Party, is formally organised in

00:59:33.620 Ripon, Wisconsin.

00:59:36.440 Interesting, interesting.

00:59:38.300 On this day in 1900, US Secretary of State John Hay announces that all nations to whom he

00:59:43.580 sent notes calling for an open-door policy in China have essentially accepted his stance.

00:59:48.880 That's quite interesting.

00:59:52.440 That's where largely Japan and the United Kingdom, but also a few others, France a bit, Germany

00:59:59.720 a little bit, were basically exploiting China one way or another.

01:00:07.160 Even possible that we would partition it, break it up into smaller bits, make it our colonies

01:00:14.040 in various ways. The United States says, don't do that, or rather, let us get in on that, depending on

01:00:23.420 how you want to look at it.

01:00:25.420 Or you could say, don't do that, that's evil, that's evil colonialism, or if you're going to do that,

01:00:30.900 at least let everyone else have a piece of the pie, depending on how you look at it.

01:00:37.000 Open door.

01:00:40.140 Oh, it's not fair Japan and the UK are largely exploiting China.

01:00:44.020 We, we, the United States, want to be able to do it too.

01:00:47.180 It's not really fair.

01:00:48.040 Well, maybe it is, I don't know.

01:00:49.080 It really depends how you look at it, that one.

01:00:50.940 It really does depend.

01:00:52.020 Okay.

01:00:52.340 On this day in 2016, Barack Obama becomes the first US President to visit Cuba, because

01:00:57.240 he's a traitor, since 1928, arriving for a three-day tour with First Lady Michelle.

01:01:01.920 Yeah, like the Iran nuclear deal, like loads of things Obama did, think he was being really

01:01:08.580 progressive trendsetter and starting a new life, a new world, new, new progressive politics.

01:01:14.560 It was just stupid and backward and traitorous.

01:01:17.860 Yeah, Barack Obama and Big Mike there.

01:01:20.920 Big Mike, who's definitely a biological woman.

01:01:23.040 Okay, on this day in 2024, new rule limiting tailpipe pollution, aimed at greatly expanding

01:01:32.640 electric vehicles in the US, is announced by President Joe Biden.

01:01:36.380 Yeah, how'd that work out for you?

01:01:38.980 In order to charge your car up, got the little plug that you put inside of your car, and then

01:01:44.460 you plug that in and charge the electric battery.

01:01:46.800 Don't you need to burn fossil fuels to generate that electricity, though, still?

01:01:56.260 So the pollution might not necessarily come directly out of the tailpipe of your car,

01:02:03.420 but the pollution, if not more, actually, goes into the atmosphere from the power station

01:02:12.420 that created that electricity, so it's a nonsense, always was.

01:02:18.560 Okay.

01:02:19.660 On the same day in 2024, Vaughan Gethin is confirmed as Wales' first minister and the

01:02:26.220 first black leader of a national government in Europe.

01:02:29.740 Brilliant.

01:02:30.260 Yeah, look, there's a black man there, LARPing as a Welshman, and he became the leader in

01:02:37.200 the devolved Welsh government.

01:02:38.660 How'd that work out for you, by the way?

01:02:40.100 Yeah, work out well, did it?

01:02:46.620 Because he was just such a great politician, got left through merit, and he's been really

01:02:53.540 good since he's been the leader of Wales.

01:02:59.620 It's the absurdity of DEI for you.

01:03:03.400 All right, shall we have a look at the Rumble Rants and Super Chats?

01:03:05.900 We've got one Rumble Rant for Tim Barber.

01:03:08.660 All right, Bo, petrol prices are getting insane, so I think it's time to buy horses and go

01:03:13.060 around in an Amish paradise.

01:03:18.160 Terry Nutlins.

01:03:20.080 Was it Nutlins?

01:03:21.780 It was something like that, wasn't it?

01:03:23.860 I'm not sure if it was Nutlins.

01:03:26.500 Anyway, if you say so.

01:03:27.640 It was Terry Nut something, wasn't it?

01:03:29.800 It was the fingerless man, looked like a weird Hulk Hogan, yeah.

01:03:34.720 It looked like Hulk Hogan had, like, lost a lot of weight.

01:03:38.540 Hulk Hogan had been terribly ill with something degenerative for a while.

01:03:41.800 And he was, like, missing, like, some fingers, and he'd, uh, I think it was from seals.

01:03:49.100 He'd been trying to feed a seal fish by hand, and the seal just, like, nips his finger off.

01:03:55.420 Yeah, some seals are cute and little, and others are, like, a big male leopard seal or something.

01:04:00.820 A monstrous beast.

01:04:03.080 Yeah, it'll bite your finger off, and didn't even realise it did it, sort of thing.

01:04:05.980 Okay, cheers, though, for Tim Barber.

01:04:09.840 You remember, you remember the Really Wild show, then?

01:04:14.860 Chris Packham.

01:04:16.280 What a scumbag.

01:04:18.260 All right, let's have a look at the, the super, uh, the, yeah, YouTube superchats, superchats, YouTube superchats.

01:04:24.980 We've got Global Church History first in, boom, back on top.

01:04:28.300 In at number one.

01:04:29.240 Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

01:04:35.040 Global Church History.

01:04:36.640 Today, in 44 BC, Octavian, Augustus Caesar, is made Julius Caesar's surprise heir.

01:04:44.420 Surprise heir, yeah.

01:04:46.860 Because Julius Caesar was assassinated out of nowhere.

01:04:51.440 Marcus Brutus, out of nowhere.

01:04:53.160 and in his will

01:04:56.880 he'd bequeathed his name

01:04:59.600 and his estate

01:05:00.440 to his grandnephew

01:05:02.960 wasn't even his actual nephew

01:05:06.140 it was like his grandnephew

01:05:07.360 a boy

01:05:08.920 18 year old

01:05:10.680 was he 19

01:05:11.240 I think 18 at the time

01:05:12.460 Octavian

01:05:14.080 a complete nobody

01:05:15.840 a kid

01:05:16.280 an aristocratic kid

01:05:19.300 he only goes on to become

01:05:23.820 one of the most important people

01:05:24.760 in the entire history of civilisation

01:05:26.920 Augustus

01:05:28.940 one of the most pivotal people

01:05:30.240 ever to have lived

01:05:31.140 among them

01:05:32.980 the first emperor

01:05:35.140 the first true

01:05:36.780 Julio-Claudian emperor

01:05:38.040 a remarkable person

01:05:42.240 Octavian

01:05:43.100 absolutely remarkable

01:05:44.720 and what you want

01:05:46.980 a few hours of content

01:05:47.820 of me talking about it

01:05:48.960 oh yeah

01:05:51.340 behind the paywall

01:05:52.120 Bode's Epochs

01:05:53.780 so it was £5 a month

01:05:55.400 Bronze Team membership

01:05:56.060 in conversation with

01:05:58.740 Apostolic Majesty

01:05:59.500 who's a proper genius

01:06:01.240 I'm an armchair historian

01:06:02.820 I'm just a rank amateur

01:06:06.340 who loves the sound

01:06:07.940 of his own voice

01:06:08.660 Apostolic Majesty

01:06:11.960 is a true

01:06:12.940 genius

01:06:14.520 so there you go

01:06:19.300 if you want that

01:06:19.840 class

01:06:20.920 class content

01:06:21.880 talking about

01:06:22.560 all about Augustus

01:06:23.180 one of the most pivotal people

01:06:24.540 ever to have lived

01:06:25.120 okay

01:06:25.540 opening doors one

01:06:26.760 says

01:06:27.060 today in 2026

01:06:28.740 I cleared an elevator

01:06:32.860 that is all

01:06:33.840 you cleared an elevator

01:06:39.820 I shan't ask

01:06:43.240 how

01:06:43.880 what methods

01:06:45.360 were used

01:06:46.060 it's quite funny though

01:06:49.440 cheers

01:06:49.720 cheers for the super chat

01:06:50.940 Mr. Dickie Bingo

01:06:52.700 not Dinky Bingo

01:06:53.760 Mr. Dickie Bingo

01:06:54.740 how are you sir

01:06:55.320 says

01:06:55.880 hope there are

01:06:59.260 prayer stops

01:07:00.020 on Charlie's path

01:07:01.300 right yeah

01:07:01.940 King Charles

01:07:04.360 sausage fingers

01:07:05.000 Brockford's fingers

01:07:05.680 yeah

01:07:07.280 is there a little

01:07:08.640 place where you can

01:07:09.620 put down

01:07:10.100 a little mat

01:07:11.520 and pray to Mecca

01:07:13.280 there would need to be

01:07:17.400 it wouldn't be very

01:07:17.960 inclusive

01:07:18.520 of King Charles

01:07:19.520 if he didn't

01:07:20.840 make that happen

01:07:22.540 wouldn't it

01:07:23.040 okay

01:07:23.860 Katcora7805

01:07:26.840 says

01:07:27.360 outro idea

01:07:28.940 Bo doing the

01:07:30.260 Trump dance

01:07:31.200 can I do it

01:07:32.140 if nothing else

01:07:37.720 Trump gave us

01:07:38.300 the Trump dance

01:07:38.960 didn't he

01:07:39.380 if nothing else

01:07:40.780 I wonder if that

01:07:43.200 will

01:07:43.440 the memory of that

01:07:44.860 will last longer

01:07:45.500 than anything

01:07:45.960 he actually did

01:07:46.640 in government

01:07:47.200 quite often

01:07:50.000 especially as

01:07:50.900 enough time goes by

01:07:51.860 history remembers you

01:07:53.620 for sort of

01:07:54.120 increasingly fewer

01:07:55.440 things

01:07:56.000 until you're only

01:07:58.060 really remembered

01:07:58.800 for one thing

01:07:59.600 if at all

01:08:00.280 well the last

01:08:01.980 vestige of memory

01:08:03.040 of President Trump

01:08:04.720 like 150 years

01:08:06.120 from now

01:08:06.460 he'll only exist

01:08:07.580 in popular

01:08:08.380 consciousness

01:08:08.840 as the president

01:08:10.220 that sort of

01:08:10.720 did that

01:08:11.280 I don't know

01:08:13.840 we'll see won't we

01:08:14.900 so Jutes 149

01:08:16.120 says

01:08:16.460 when it comes

01:08:18.440 to the people

01:08:19.560 praying in the

01:08:21.560 streets

01:08:21.920 it actually

01:08:22.640 shows that

01:08:23.360 they do not

01:08:23.860 need prayer

01:08:24.440 rooms

01:08:24.800 or even

01:08:25.600 their own

01:08:26.200 churches

01:08:27.580 exclamation mark

01:08:28.480 yeah so you're

01:08:31.320 just being careful

01:08:31.800 about YouTube

01:08:32.240 okay yeah

01:08:32.980 right yeah

01:08:33.420 any Muslim

01:08:37.380 knows you

01:08:37.680 don't need

01:08:38.680 a mosque

01:08:40.300 because you're

01:08:41.100 at liberty

01:08:41.400 to pray

01:08:41.980 wherever

01:08:42.400 whenever

01:08:42.800 all you've

01:08:44.200 got to do

01:08:44.460 is make sure

01:08:44.960 you're facing

01:08:45.900 Mecca

01:08:46.300 yeah you're

01:08:49.460 right

01:08:49.680 so Jutes

01:08:50.300 also said

01:08:50.780 3% of the

01:08:52.120 viewers

01:08:52.600 are from

01:08:54.120 Prevent

01:08:54.620 Hope Not

01:08:55.100 Hate

01:08:55.420 and the

01:08:57.000 77 Brigade

01:08:57.860 like the

01:08:58.500 3% that

01:08:59.280 said

01:08:59.600 yes

01:09:00.580 to the

01:09:00.960 poll

01:09:01.200 yeah quite

01:09:02.900 possibly

01:09:03.300 quite possibly

01:09:04.440 the 77 Brigade

01:09:07.920 anyway

01:09:08.200 well referenced

01:09:09.700 anyone doesn't

01:09:10.240 know about that

01:09:10.960 Google that

01:09:12.700 have a read

01:09:13.080 about that

01:09:14.820 Zeitgeist 3208

01:09:17.220 says

01:09:17.600 it says

01:09:20.720 what a

01:09:21.460 Rhode Island

01:09:22.060 red

01:09:22.580 I don't know

01:09:23.440 what that is

01:09:23.960 sorry

01:09:24.280 a Rhode Island

01:09:27.880 red

01:09:28.400 I don't know

01:09:29.900 that kind of

01:09:30.320 phrase I'm

01:09:30.680 afraid

01:09:31.000 perhaps if

01:09:33.540 you're American

01:09:33.960 everyone knows

01:09:34.440 what that is

01:09:34.920 what that's a

01:09:35.360 reference to

01:09:35.900 but off the

01:09:37.260 top of my

01:09:37.560 head anyway

01:09:38.020 I don't know

01:09:39.880 what that means

01:09:40.520 sorry mate

01:09:41.140 sorry

01:09:42.760 cheers for the

01:09:43.600 super chat

01:09:43.980 anyway

01:09:44.320 well you go

01:09:47.020 on to say

01:09:47.580 the next one

01:09:48.780 is also you

01:09:49.400 Zeitgeist who

01:09:51.300 says

01:09:51.600 you can't get

01:09:53.100 halal chicken

01:09:53.780 nuggets in

01:09:54.360 Albania

01:09:54.840 question mark

01:09:55.580 yeah

01:09:56.940 I mean you

01:09:59.000 could because

01:09:59.380 Albania is

01:10:00.020 I would have

01:10:01.340 thought you

01:10:01.600 could

01:10:01.820 but you could

01:10:02.740 source them a

01:10:03.360 lot more

01:10:03.900 easily in

01:10:04.400 Britain I

01:10:04.740 would have

01:10:04.980 thought

01:10:05.200 yeah

01:10:05.520 yeah

01:10:06.460 no idea if

01:10:09.380 that family is

01:10:10.040 Muslim or

01:10:10.460 not

01:10:10.640 being Albanian

01:10:11.640 they may or

01:10:12.660 may not be

01:10:13.120 but probably

01:10:15.080 wouldn't be

01:10:15.520 but may well

01:10:16.160 be

01:10:16.860 but yeah

01:10:18.760 probably get

01:10:19.580 halal nuggets

01:10:20.580 easier in

01:10:21.260 Britain than

01:10:21.620 in Albania

01:10:22.100 probably that's

01:10:22.720 probably all

01:10:23.320 joking aside

01:10:23.740 true

01:10:24.040 okay

01:10:25.620 the field

01:10:26.800 marshal

01:10:27.100 Dawn Browning

01:10:27.760 doesn't say

01:10:28.820 anything but

01:10:29.180 just gives us

01:10:29.600 10 Aussie

01:10:30.420 dollars so

01:10:30.800 thanks for

01:10:31.180 that Dawn

01:10:31.520 cheers love

01:10:32.120 appreciate it

01:10:33.120 really do

01:10:33.880 thank you

01:10:35.160 opening doors

01:10:37.040 again says

01:10:37.460 Bo do you

01:10:38.180 like chicken

01:10:38.700 nuggets

01:10:38.960 I like

01:10:39.280 chicken

01:10:39.480 nuggets

01:10:39.720 yeah

01:10:39.920 yeah

01:10:40.380 I love

01:10:41.260 chicken

01:10:41.480 nuggets

01:10:41.740 yeah

01:10:41.920 it's fine

01:10:42.200 I'll get

01:10:46.640 brown sauce

01:10:47.340 I prefer it

01:10:49.080 with brown

01:10:49.820 sauce

01:10:50.100 or barbecue

01:10:50.920 rather than

01:10:51.980 ketchup

01:10:52.360 but

01:10:52.820 no I like

01:10:54.140 chicken nuggets

01:10:54.620 yeah

01:10:55.220 I mean

01:10:56.120 they're alright

01:10:56.500 I'd rather

01:10:56.920 have something

01:10:57.260 not processed

01:10:59.160 I'd rather

01:11:02.680 have a steak

01:11:03.360 than burger

01:11:04.120 meat

01:11:04.520 so I'd

01:11:06.360 rather have

01:11:06.760 actual chicken

01:11:07.900 on the bone

01:11:08.760 or chicken

01:11:09.140 breast

01:11:09.480 roast chicken

01:11:10.080 than chicken

01:11:10.640 nuggets

01:11:10.920 but I'll eat

01:11:11.920 chicken nuggets

01:11:12.380 happily

01:11:12.720 yeah yeah

01:11:13.080 why not

01:11:13.440 okay

01:11:14.420 last two

01:11:15.500 say here

01:11:16.440 what have we

01:11:17.680 got the last

01:11:18.080 two are

01:11:18.380 zeitgeist again

01:11:19.080 so cheers

01:11:19.460 for the money

01:11:19.940 appreciate it

01:11:20.880 you say

01:11:22.120 hey Bo

01:11:22.900 is it absurd

01:11:24.860 or absurd

01:11:25.420 sorry

01:11:25.820 obviously it

01:11:26.480 is absurd

01:11:27.120 I think

01:11:28.100 sometimes my

01:11:28.680 accent it

01:11:29.040 sounds like

01:11:29.380 I'm saying

01:11:29.680 absurd

01:11:30.080 doesn't it

01:11:30.720 yeah it's

01:11:32.320 just my

01:11:32.600 accent

01:11:32.860 and if I

01:11:33.880 speak fast

01:11:34.620 and

01:11:35.560 yeah like

01:11:36.840 if I'm not

01:11:37.660 careful I say

01:11:38.240 nuclear

01:11:38.740 all the time

01:11:40.280 I know it's

01:11:41.380 nuclear

01:11:41.900 and I try

01:11:43.660 and make the

01:11:44.000 effort to say

01:11:44.440 nuclear

01:11:44.960 but sometimes

01:11:47.660 I'll still say

01:11:48.360 nuclear

01:11:48.880 if I'm not

01:11:50.220 thinking

01:11:50.560 or I'm going

01:11:50.980 too fast

01:11:51.440 and stuff

01:11:51.760 same with that

01:11:52.560 it's absurd

01:11:53.360 isn't it

01:11:53.880 but I'll probably

01:11:54.500 sound like I'm

01:11:54.880 saying absurd

01:11:55.700 alright

01:11:57.480 oh then

01:11:59.680 you say

01:11:59.940 maybe that's

01:12:00.460 just the

01:12:00.740 Essex accent

01:12:01.220 yeah basically

01:12:01.740 it is

01:12:02.040 yeah

01:12:02.220 yeah

01:12:04.320 it basically

01:12:05.040 is

01:12:05.260 and last one

01:12:06.720 said

01:12:06.960 again from

01:12:08.120 zeitgeist

01:12:08.600 here's another

01:12:10.300 for Dawny

01:12:12.540 and Dottie

01:12:13.160 scrub nation

01:12:13.980 oh is that

01:12:18.800 the scrubs

01:12:19.800 um

01:12:20.340 um

01:12:22.480 Dawn

01:12:22.780 Dawn Browning

01:12:23.720 right yeah

01:12:25.340 the scrub

01:12:26.000 scrub nation

01:12:26.720 um

01:12:27.800 Dangerfield

01:12:30.760 Chris Dangerfield

01:12:31.460 hey Chris

01:12:32.800 let me know

01:12:33.880 if you want

01:12:34.200 want me on

01:12:34.680 I'll come on

01:12:35.340 alright I guess

01:12:40.680 that's the show

01:12:41.280 Chris Dangerfield

01:12:44.760 check him out

01:12:45.160 good guy by the way

01:12:46.160 Chris Dangerfield

01:12:47.200 just YouTube

01:12:47.720 Chris Dangerfield

01:12:50.180 alright um

01:12:53.180 any more

01:12:54.640 oh one more

01:12:55.440 Rumble Rank

01:12:56.300 just came in

01:12:57.380 Rick TWGP

01:12:59.900 says

01:13:00.220 have you seen

01:13:01.320 what Dick

01:13:02.420 Inman has said

01:13:03.280 about you

01:13:03.820 and Carl

01:13:04.240 mate

01:13:04.480 oh no

01:13:04.880 no I'm not

01:13:06.380 interested

01:13:06.780 that Deezer

01:13:07.840 that Deezer

01:13:08.500 is an absolute

01:13:09.060 loser

01:13:09.480 he's a total

01:13:10.540 chump

01:13:10.800 not interested

01:13:11.420 not interested

01:13:12.020 alright

01:13:13.460 um

01:13:15.500 that's the show

01:13:16.340 so that's

01:13:17.380 14 minutes past

01:13:18.280 9

01:13:18.580 in the AM

01:13:19.740 Greenwich Mean Time

01:13:20.660 you've been the

01:13:22.220 glorious band

01:13:22.640 the chosen few

01:13:23.340 thank you for

01:13:25.080 joining us

01:13:25.740 um

01:13:26.700 without you

01:13:28.240 it's not a thing

01:13:28.740 it really isn't

01:13:29.540 is it

01:13:29.760 without you

01:13:30.080 it's not a thing

01:13:30.540 hope you can make

01:13:31.820 the best of

01:13:32.440 the rest of the day

01:13:33.020 ahead

01:13:33.260 and the weekend

01:13:34.620 you know

01:13:35.880 your time's valuable

01:13:36.540 it's the most valuable

01:13:37.200 thing you've got

01:13:37.840 really

01:13:38.220 oh definitely

01:13:39.160 by a long way

01:13:39.920 far more valuable

01:13:41.260 than

01:13:41.800 than anything

01:13:43.600 you actually own

01:13:44.440 money

01:13:45.240 precious metals

01:13:46.160 jewels

01:13:46.600 it's your time

01:13:47.800 you'll never get it

01:13:48.420 back

01:13:48.680 it's limited

01:13:49.780 it's finite

01:13:50.480 try and do

01:13:51.580 something of value

01:13:52.280 with it if you can

01:13:53.100 alright

01:13:54.220 I hope you have

01:13:54.740 a great weekend

01:13:55.520 until Monday morning

01:13:57.880 take care

01:14:00.200 happy Nah

01:14:00.500 not

01:14:10.520 you

01:14:11.540 I

01:14:13.240 can't

01:14:14.960 see you

01:14:15.380 I'll see you next time.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - March 20, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 20th March 2026

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