The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 23rd October 2026

00:00:00.000 Morning.

00:00:01.000 You alright?

00:00:04.000 I hope you are.

00:00:09.000 Sincerely, do you genuinely hope you are?

00:00:12.000 Wherever you are, whomever you are.

00:00:14.000 Me?

00:00:15.000 Yeah, I'm alright.

00:00:16.000 Yeah.

00:00:17.000 Did you have a nice evening?

00:00:19.000 I did, yeah, it was fine, thanks, yeah.

00:00:21.000 Cheers, thanks for asking.

00:00:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:00:23.000 Okay.

00:00:24.000 It's now 8 in the a.m. on Friday.

00:00:27.000 Thank F, it's Friday, am I right?

00:00:29.640 that week went fast didn't it 8 a.m on friday the 23rd of october in the year of our lord

00:00:35.560 2026. when did that happen seems like it was the 1990s just a minute ago

00:00:43.240 probably not to little harry my producer little harry what year were you born little harry 2005.

00:00:50.680 feel old yet yeah okay as always i am joined by my producer little harry uh are you all right this

00:00:57.560 morning yeah all good this embodied voice out of the ether of the all-powerful all-knowing

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00:01:27.640 you dear yeah yeah yeah okay all right i think that's enough faffing about isn't it

00:01:37.480 well enough fannying about for one morning let's get straight into it this show's supposed to be

00:01:41.560 about what is in the legacy corporate lamestream media what's in the news cycle on any given day

00:01:45.800 it's best to know ignorance is rarely bliss actually it's best to know what your enemies

00:01:49.960 are talking about because millions and millions of normies get their news from the legacy corporate

00:01:55.960 lamestream media it's best to know even if it is frustrating even if it is largely

00:02:02.040 slop right what have we got here what's that cabal of evil quite frankly evil fleet street

00:02:05.720 editors banging on about this morning what are they lying to us about by omission if nothing else

00:02:09.160 do you think there'll be a big expose about jeffrey epstein's connections to israeli intelligence

00:02:15.240 no

00:02:19.160 there isn't

00:02:21.100 conspicuously missing

00:02:23.380 in fact

00:02:24.380 Les Wexner

00:02:27.500 no anybody

00:02:28.840 Ehud Barak

00:02:29.720 no

00:02:30.280 Bueller

00:02:31.360 Bueller

00:02:32.620 anybody

00:02:33.580 no it's not there

00:02:34.600 instead

00:02:35.440 they're telling us

00:02:36.820 we must prepare

00:02:37.960 for the worst

00:02:38.700 I mean if you bring that up

00:02:41.720 there you go

00:02:42.220 prepare for the worst

00:02:43.580 what the worst excesses of uh of our warmongering hawkish elite that worst prepare for the worst

00:02:52.920 public policy decisions from our government is that what you mean no they want us to be preppers

00:02:59.760 we're going to be preppers now in the first world okay prepare for the worst says west

00:03:07.300 Street in the UK Defence Secretary, we'll get into the details of it, and COVID report

00:03:13.340 fallout, yeah, Matt Hancock and Boris Johnson didn't lock us down quicker and sooner.

00:03:20.340 These COVID inquiries, just complete whitewashes, more or less completely failing to address

00:03:27.000 the real issue, the real salient issue, that the whole thing was an exercise in domination

00:03:36.120 and control and power not about the yearly flu pandemic happens every single year without fail

00:03:46.440 all right let's have a look let's get into it the daily telegraph german-owned zionist slot

00:03:50.760 one of the cricket one of our cricketers i think he's the captain these days

00:03:55.720 he got 200 runs in the quickest ever time off 116 balls in a one-day test match

00:04:01.080 quite remarkable i think we still lost the match though all right you guys don't care about sports

00:04:06.120 On this show, let's move on. 0.61

00:04:07.720 Streeting, that's Wes Streeting, the homosexual Fabian champagne socialist, 0.67

00:04:13.660 bizarrely finds himself larping as the Defence Secretary now.

00:04:18.860 He said, stockpile food for cyber war.

00:04:23.300 There's a bit more to it than that.

00:04:24.680 Defence Secretary tells Britons to prepare for disruption caused by hostile states.

00:04:28.340 So he said, in fact, on the BBC main website, there's a bit more to it.

00:04:32.700 this man

00:04:34.140 who's not going to be an MP

00:04:36.680 in two and a half years time

00:04:37.760 he's not going to be

00:04:38.540 I guarantee it

00:04:39.180 well

00:04:39.600 I don't guarantee it

00:04:41.060 but I'd put my mortgage on it

00:04:42.560 a tiny tiny majority

00:04:45.220 of just a few hundred

00:04:46.100 in a constituency

00:04:47.160 that's completely colonised

00:04:48.820 by foreign people 1.00

00:04:49.540 he will not be an MP 1.00

00:04:51.720 well unless they move him

00:04:52.620 to a safer seat

00:04:53.320 he's a defence secretary

00:04:56.000 right now

00:04:56.960 he's putting on a bit of weight

00:04:59.520 and he wears

00:05:00.120 where's your neck gone mate

00:05:02.700 You've got a few too many piers there, bro.

00:05:09.020 Stop eating loads of biscuits and cake.

00:05:12.220 Pi eater. 0.97

00:05:13.280 All right.

00:05:14.000 Prepare for supplier chain disruption from cyber or climate emergencies.

00:05:18.140 Streeting wounds.

00:05:19.160 So they say it's not just from cyber war.

00:05:25.100 They're saying also it could be another thing.

00:05:27.000 It could be the climate, climate disasters.

00:05:29.000 it could be terrorism acts of terrorism they just could be to be prepared for the possibility of

00:05:37.740 supply chain problems great great or systems collapse talk about systems collapse they say

00:05:45.700 people should prep for a 72 hour period whether you should stockpile water food what do you say

00:05:55.080 like cash, sleeping bags

00:05:57.320 a torch

00:05:58.180 your classic prepping items

00:06:01.820 we're to be preppers now

00:06:03.100 well done

00:06:05.120 well done, that's not a complete failure

00:06:07.480 is it?

00:06:09.920 it is called something sarcastic

00:06:11.060 in a first world industrial country

00:06:13.760 that the normal people

00:06:15.540 are forced to prep

00:06:16.340 yeah what do they call it

00:06:18.700 don't be alarmed

00:06:20.480 be aware but don't be alarmed

00:06:23.220 oh yeah the be ready campaign it smacks a bit to me it all smacks a bit of um

00:06:29.960 like civil defense in the cold war i'm a tiny bit too young to remember that properly although

00:06:35.780 a little bit a little bit people that are older than me will remember the actual civil defense

00:06:41.880 stuff what you're supposed to do should nuclear bombs start falling on your city or near your

00:06:47.420 city what do you do beyond duck and cover beyond trying to survive the initial blast

00:06:53.140 there's all sorts of stuff about radiation in that instance but still there's all sorts of

00:06:59.720 how do you how do you how do you prep and survive if there was a systems collapse or supply what we

00:07:06.040 today we call supply chain problems oh look people should be alert but not alarmed it's a little bit

00:07:13.320 alarming i must say i don't like to be an alarmist i don't think i am an alarmist

00:07:18.200 well let's say at this instance i feel like most of this is smoke and mirrors most of this is

00:07:23.840 nonsense it's whipping up fervor because they're talking about russia as well it's not just

00:07:30.040 cyber attacks and natural disasters climate disasters sort of the strong undertone or not

00:07:39.220 not even an undertone, of Russia.

00:07:41.780 What if Russia attacked us?

00:07:46.780 Still, having said all of that,

00:07:49.680 I would also say,

00:07:51.360 I would also say,

00:07:54.060 it's best to prep a bit just anyway.

00:07:57.140 Isn't it just prudent,

00:07:59.540 having said everything I've just said

00:08:01.280 in the last five, ten minutes,

00:08:03.840 isn't it just prudent anyway

00:08:05.160 to have a load of food in your house

00:08:08.000 which doesn't go off very quickly.

00:08:10.780 Loads of tins or like dried meat, like beef jerky,

00:08:14.120 something that will last for ages and ages and ages.

00:08:16.960 Loads of tinned foods.

00:08:18.360 Isn't that just a good idea anyway?

00:08:22.320 To have a fair few litres of bottled water?

00:08:28.320 All right.

00:08:30.180 All right.

00:08:32.960 That's the main story today, actually.

00:08:35.240 Most of the front pages today is that story,

00:08:37.560 one way or another. All right, let's move on. What have we got? Slavery apology wouldn't

00:08:41.920 hurt, King told. All right. It's not really about whether it hurt or not, is it? It's 0.90

00:08:49.000 the principle of the matter. Tony Blair apologised for slavery, Britain's role in the transatlantic

00:08:54.140 slavery. Anyway, he apologised in the late 90s or the very, very early 2000s. I remember

00:08:58.540 it clearly. I remember it absolutely clearly, because even then, even then, I was like,

00:09:03.940 what tony blair or in fact this whole generation of people had nothing to do with that i do hate

00:09:11.380 and resent having to apologize or being forced to apologize for something you didn't do you don't

00:09:15.860 owe we don't owe the king king charles iii doesn't owe anyone an apology for the transatlantic slave

00:09:22.900 trade from the 18th century it's just nonsense as if that would placate them anyway the pro-slavery

00:09:31.940 Gibbs reparation crew

00:09:33.440 if King Charles came out

00:09:34.740 and said

00:09:35.040 terribly sorry

00:09:36.780 they'd suddenly go

00:09:38.060 oh okay that's fine then

00:09:38.920 yeah we'll never talk

00:09:39.580 about it again then

00:09:40.140 it's fine

00:09:40.520 no of course not

00:09:41.560 let's see it as a sign

00:09:42.580 of weakness

00:09:43.040 ah 1.00

00:09:43.680 there's a chink 1.00

00:09:44.520 in their armour 1.00

00:09:44.980 ah

00:09:45.320 they are hand

00:09:47.100 hand wringing apologists

00:09:48.820 let's keep pushing them 1.00

00:09:50.560 so no

00:09:51.560 you shouldn't apologise

00:09:52.760 you should never really

00:09:54.460 apologise for something

00:09:55.120 you haven't done

00:09:55.720 because then you're just

00:09:58.340 being bullied by the person

00:09:59.340 demanding you

00:10:00.440 apologise

00:10:01.120 guys it wouldn't hurt well on some level it would not physically on some level it would be a bad

00:10:13.200 move a detriment all right little story here no mummy at museum it didn't give consent it's a

00:10:22.160 little story that in a museum in glasgow they had a mummy an egyptian mummified body on display

00:10:30.120 and they've taken it off of the display because they didn't get consent from the person, the mummy.

00:10:40.840 Man, crazy.

00:10:45.280 I remember going to the British Museum as a child and you see mummies.

00:10:49.660 Well, effectively, a real dead body.

00:10:53.300 Even the peat bog man in the British Museum.

00:10:56.900 there's a bit of there's a man that was probably executed then thrown in a peat bog deep in what

00:11:03.500 is it the iron age and uh he's all sort of preserved not very well but you can still see

00:11:08.940 it's a human being and they've got a big few couple of meters square of the peat bog with

00:11:14.740 his body in it on display in a glass cabinet again a real dead body i remember seeing that

00:11:21.840 as a small child

00:11:22.820 quite a small child

00:11:23.620 six, seven, eight year old

00:11:25.040 or something

00:11:25.500 and I do remember thinking

00:11:28.060 it crossed my mind

00:11:28.620 even then as a child

00:11:29.580 thinking

00:11:30.060 it's a little bit

00:11:32.680 disrespectful to that dude

00:11:33.780 isn't it?

00:11:35.820 Millions

00:11:36.220 quite literally

00:11:36.740 millions of people

00:11:37.440 trace

00:11:37.840 traipsing past

00:11:39.020 his

00:11:39.800 distorted

00:11:41.100 crumpled

00:11:41.980 dead body

00:11:42.840 going oh yeah

00:11:43.800 look at that

00:11:44.280 it's a bit humiliating

00:11:45.980 to him

00:11:46.320 but then

00:11:46.860 he's dead

00:11:48.280 he's dead

00:11:48.840 he's long dead

00:11:49.280 he doesn't

00:11:49.660 no he doesn't care 0.63

00:11:50.440 but then that you can actually see his face his uncovered face but a mummy you know a mummy is

00:11:57.380 wrapped up and anyway i think most people think the daily telegraph editorial team seem to think

00:12:04.240 that that is crazy isn't it that you can't put an ancient egyptian mummy on display because you

00:12:10.740 can't get consent from the the person that once lived

00:12:14.620 Okay

00:12:19.160 Leftists don't like

00:12:23.400 They don't really like history and culture at all really

00:12:27.340 Not just western history and culture

00:12:28.780 In order for leftism or real socialism or communism to work

00:12:34.520 It needs to divorce people from their history and their heritage

00:12:39.920 They need people to be as ignorant of the past as possible

00:12:44.240 it's what leftists require for it to work they need you to be floating agents in the moment

00:12:51.080 and to not understand really what's come before because if you did you wouldn't accept it

00:12:55.460 so it's not just western history it's all history and culture we should be divorced from it that's

00:13:02.420 how leftists would do it i think i'm making that up or exaggerating if you look at maoist era china

00:13:07.960 There was a war on Chinese history

00:13:10.980 Ripping stuff down 0.99

00:13:13.480 Ripping temples down 1.00

00:13:14.660 Divorcing the people from their own past

00:13:17.800 So they're more likely to accept the insanity of their present

00:13:22.320 It's all very cynical and deliberate

00:13:25.640 Okay, what else have we got?

00:13:29.020 Zelensky complains that Trump doesn't treat him and Putin the same

00:13:33.080 Well, they're not the same, are they?

00:13:35.260 They're not the same

00:13:35.800 Okay, let's see what else we've got

00:13:38.420 The Metro, ooh, the Metro

00:13:39.620 Oh God

00:13:42.720 That's sickening to look at

00:13:45.540 Absolutely disgusting

00:13:50.220 You'll make me puke

00:13:52.420 Leftist subversion

00:13:54.540 It is very, very worst

00:13:55.860 And it's most lazy as well

00:13:59.480 The Metro, isn't it?

00:14:02.380 Out of all the ultra-lefty

00:14:04.140 subversive rags leftist propaganda organs in this country isn't the metro the most lazy

00:14:13.340 the most sloppy among them i would say it is it feels like it's cobbled together at the

00:14:19.580 last moment every single day as cyber hacks strike the advice to brits is prepare for the worst

00:14:28.300 okay got it well done fine move on the metro oh beneath contempt really isn't it

00:14:36.620 okay the independent again that cricketer got 200

00:14:40.820 uh they've gone with a story about um sang shu yi is that how you pronounce it

00:14:49.600 her son is in myanmar isn't it burma burma myanmar same place um she's like their

00:14:58.160 political dissident and has been for years and years because Burma, Myanmar has got all sorts

00:15:04.260 always has kind of always has or in modern times just political turmoil their political scene is

00:15:11.780 just a chaotic one and they keep having keep flipping between sort of civilian governments

00:15:18.840 and military governments quite often you've got a military junta if you can use that word in

00:15:25.340 in relation to Myanmar, in control.

00:15:28.180 Anyway, she is, and has been for years and years, hasn't she?

00:15:30.660 She's been sort of the main proponent of, what could you say,

00:15:34.760 sort of a democratic, kind of Western-style democratic government

00:15:39.500 in Myanmar, and they, intermittently, on and off, but mostly on, 0.97

00:15:45.360 throw her in prison, keep her in prison. 0.58

00:15:50.040 I mean, she's getting older.

00:15:51.940 I'm surprised.

00:15:52.360 I mean, it's been so long, I'm surprised she's still going.

00:15:54.380 Hopefully, they keep her in half-decent conditions.

00:15:59.460 She hasn't spoke to her son in five years.

00:16:01.240 Well, that's what the headline says.

00:16:02.540 Son of Aung San Suu Kyi speaks to jailed mother for first time in five years.

00:16:12.380 Okay, yeah.

00:16:14.280 All right.

00:16:15.340 Prepare for food shortages in cyber attack, public told.

00:16:19.340 This is on most of the front pages.

00:16:21.680 Britain's warm to be ready in case of

00:16:23.960 state-sponsored terrorism

00:16:25.480 in case state-sponsored

00:16:28.160 terrorism disrupts everyday life

00:16:29.820 as dozens of government services

00:16:31.640 are knocked offline by a global security

00:16:33.640 floor and surge in hacking

00:16:35.200 okay

00:16:37.920 the Guardian gross

00:16:43.600 that stinks

00:16:44.980 stinks it's sort of coating the inside of my nose

00:16:49.900 and throat

00:16:50.360 with the smell of

00:16:54.200 excrement frankly

00:16:56.160 the Guardian crazy that the Guardian

00:17:02.440 exists in a sane society

00:17:04.600 a government with

00:17:06.340 any sort of mouse

00:17:08.000 any sort of trousers

00:17:09.620 would look very closely

00:17:12.480 very closely

00:17:14.520 at the Guardian

00:17:15.280 and what the state could do

00:17:17.740 to combat its

00:17:20.340 Daily subversion

00:17:22.240 Stock up on suppliers to survive

00:17:30.460 72 hours in a crisis, Britain's told

00:17:32.780 I mean, if there was a full breakdown in supply chains

00:17:37.900 Or something even worse

00:17:40.240 Something like systems collapse

00:17:41.840 Would 72 hours cut it?

00:17:48.600 Wouldn't you need more of that?

00:17:49.740 something i think i read somewhere it says like nine liters make sure you've got nine liters of

00:17:53.340 water would that cut it what if the what if the systems collapse lasted any longer than that oh

00:18:01.520 well then you're in an actual survival situation then it's every man for itself for himself then

00:18:06.420 it's like a true sort of nightmarish situation. Like a Mad Max style, every person trying

00:18:21.640 to steal fresh water off every other person. Great, great, okay. Reform donors pass link

00:18:32.700 to Iran regime this was all new to me this morning this one apparently there's another

00:18:37.440 donor to reform and his name's I did read it this morning but here and didn't commit the name to

00:18:42.600 memory and here it's too that's too small for me to read but he was his name something like

00:18:47.800 Hussein and then a long Iranian name apparently he's known colloquially known as Sasan is that

00:18:54.920 right anyway a very rich Iranian person they're saying he's a British Iranian no he's just an

00:18:59.980 iranian iranian born british iranian no no no just an iranian doesn't even live in britain

00:19:09.180 because part of the story is he's resident for tax purposes formerly in switzerland

00:19:13.900 that he's considering moving his tax status to britain so that he can donate more money to reform

00:19:21.580 an iranian guy okay very rich iranian uh millionaire wants to give reform money fine

00:19:27.260 in order to keep within the rules

00:19:29.800 he'll move to Britain

00:19:31.740 okay

00:19:33.560 I mean all of that is a

00:19:36.040 touch dodgy but

00:19:37.960 fair enough, kind of fair enough

00:19:39.680 except they're saying

00:19:42.340 now or this story is now saying that

00:19:44.160 this guy, this Iranian guy has got

00:19:45.960 links to the

00:19:47.960 Iranian regime and the mullahs in Tehran

00:19:50.400 Nigel and Tais

00:19:55.660 and Yusuf happy to take that money

00:19:58.220 apparently so far

00:19:59.960 what did he give them

00:20:01.920 he's given them 50 grand so far

00:20:03.880 but he wants to give them a million or two

00:20:05.780 one or two million

00:20:07.320 that might require being

00:20:09.840 domiciled

00:20:11.900 formally in the UK in order to do that

00:20:14.140 alright that's the story

00:20:17.660 the PM is still dithering over to go

00:20:21.920 to drill on

00:20:23.880 Rose Bank

00:20:24.840 They've done the jackdaw thing

00:20:26.560 They've greenlit the jackdaw thing

00:20:27.740 But Rosebank is different and bigger

00:20:29.680 Will he, won't he, is dithering

00:20:31.740 Okay

00:20:33.860 The times, the venerable times

00:20:36.200 Meet Hamish, Mr. Kemi Badenock

00:20:38.840 No thanks, no, I don't think so, no

00:20:40.500 Not interested

00:20:42.340 Not interested, pass 1.00

00:20:44.980 The cretin that married 0.99

00:20:48.360 Olu Kemi Badenock 1.00

00:20:49.660 No thanks

00:20:52.180 No thanks

00:20:54.840 hope for first-time buyers with combined income of up to 140 000 pounds classic example this is

00:21:04.440 a story about what john healy the chancellor of this checker may not may or may not do in the uh

00:21:09.960 budget which is coming up next week and um classic example of again moving the deck chairs

00:21:17.640 quarter of a mil on the sinking Titanic

00:21:21.520 and managed decline at its weakest

00:21:25.120 pretending you're any sort of real government

00:21:28.220 Do you remember when Burnham first came in

00:21:31.820 he was talking about how he was going to change the game

00:21:33.460 he was going to do things differently

00:21:34.420 he was going to be one of the most radical governments

00:21:36.620 in a generation or more

00:21:39.100 Really? Is it all that radical?

00:21:42.000 He's sort of raising the limit

00:21:43.300 from like, what was it, 110,000

00:21:47.380 to 140,000

00:21:49.060 before you can get a little bit of help

00:21:51.540 for first-time buyers.

00:21:53.580 It's not particularly radical, is it?

00:21:56.780 It's not particularly

00:21:57.780 changing the game, changing politics.

00:22:00.920 It's not a massive

00:22:01.800 stir-up of Whitehall

00:22:03.880 and Westminster, is it?

00:22:06.220 It really is moving the deck chair

00:22:07.980 barely perceptibly

00:22:09.340 whilst the ship

00:22:11.760 goes down.

00:22:14.240 Okay, here's a singer

00:22:15.760 i've never heard for who got an award don't care be prepared with three days of suppliers britain's

00:22:22.880 told uk issues checklist for coping after catastrophe depends what type of catastrophe

00:22:28.960 does it how bad it is again i my real question is will three days worth of suppliers cut it

00:22:36.720 all right schools could let teachers learn to love a four-day week this is a story that

00:22:43.920 that the education secretary, Lucy Powell,

00:22:47.140 is suggesting, throwing out ideas, rumblings,

00:22:50.820 oh, here, there's rumblings,

00:22:52.520 that teachers should work four-day weeks.

00:22:55.040 How's that going to...

00:22:56.440 How's that help?

00:22:59.360 Our education system is already under massive amounts of pressure, 0.75

00:23:03.740 just like the housing system and the welfare system

00:23:05.460 and the health system and nearly everything else

00:23:06.780 because you've imported between 10 and 20 million,

00:23:09.300 million new people over the last generation or so.

00:23:11.960 the amount of pressure put on teachers

00:23:14.820 to do more and more and more things

00:23:18.720 crazy amount of things

00:23:20.900 that even a few years ago, a couple of decades ago

00:23:23.340 wouldn't have been in the purview of a teacher

00:23:26.280 teachers now do

00:23:28.240 things that the local council or even police would usually do

00:23:32.820 or councillors, all sorts of things would do

00:23:34.840 it's been thrown onto teachers

00:23:36.420 teachers burdened more and more and more and more with things

00:23:41.240 crazily so when you look into the details of it

00:23:43.480 oh but now they have to do it all within four days instead of five a week

00:23:51.200 don't know how much pressure you can put on teachers

00:23:54.460 all right the daily mail the daily fail

00:23:57.320 little john says i was a big fan but now i'm convinced trump is toast are you don't care

00:24:09.460 We'll just see what happens in the midterms

00:24:13.460 Which is what, Tuesday next week

00:24:14.960 The midterms

00:24:16.620 We'll see

00:24:17.480 Seems to be, if you like, keep your eye on

00:24:20.580 If you keep your eye on

00:24:23.600 Analysis coming out of the United States

00:24:26.060 Both from the left-leaning and the more centrist

00:24:28.560 Right-leaning, quote-unquote right-leaning

00:24:30.240 Media in the United States

00:24:32.040 Both sides sort of claiming all sorts of things

00:24:35.620 You could find reports saying

00:24:37.480 The Dems are set for a big win

00:24:39.180 You can find other reports saying

00:24:41.080 No, all that polling seems to be crazy nonsense

00:24:43.900 Crazy Hillary Clinton 2016 nonsense

00:24:46.860 Trump's going to do well

00:24:47.880 At this point, you'll just have to wait and see, I think

00:24:52.120 It's only Tuesday next week

00:24:54.380 You can hold on, can't you?

00:24:56.740 Little John's mate is tying his colours to the mask, though

00:25:01.340 He's come out

00:25:02.440 Trump is toast, you see?

00:25:04.760 Might prove right

00:25:05.820 Might prove, might that take

00:25:08.400 might age very very poorly we'll see okay there's katherine middleton now katherine windsor

00:25:16.320 looking radiant in green and she misses her son jules whenever he goes away to eaton which is a

00:25:22.560 boarding school of course here you go radiant in green uh we won't spend more he won't spend more

00:25:30.400 on defense but nanny burnham is wasting a fortune lecturing us on stockpiling tins water loo roll

00:25:37.360 and wind up radio in case of national emergency don't panic don't panic don't panic anyone's not

00:25:43.120 old enough and might be foreign might not get the reference of don't panic there was a show dad's

00:25:49.220 army anyone who is old enough and british will know it of course little harry do you know dad's

00:25:54.140 army i actually do oh you do oh good oh cool all right there was a character in that who always

00:26:02.580 would say, don't panic, whilst panicking.

00:26:04.640 That was the joke, nearly every episode.

00:26:07.340 He'd immediately start panicking

00:26:08.640 whilst yelling, don't panic, don't panic.

00:26:10.840 That's it, that's all that is, a reference to that.

00:26:17.480 Keep calm and carry on. 0.84

00:26:19.860 British way.

00:26:22.860 The Mirror, the Daily Mirror,

00:26:24.620 pure Labour slop, really is

00:26:26.640 a media organ, propaganda organ

00:26:29.060 for the Labour Party almost entirely.

00:26:30.800 Oh, look, they've taken one day off from their Farage Derangement Syndrome.

00:26:36.460 I'm surprised they could draw themselves away from it.

00:26:40.540 COVID report fallout, indefensible. 1.00

00:26:44.260 Bereaved families demand Hancock should be stripped of right honourable title

00:26:47.820 after thousands of pandemic care home deaths.

00:26:52.560 It's indefensible that he didn't lock us down harder and faster.

00:26:56.080 Is it? Is it?

00:26:57.500 I'd say it's indefensible he put the country under a type of house arrest for two years.

00:27:02.060 I'd say the exact opposite.

00:27:06.660 What a whitewash.

00:27:08.120 The Financial Times, Houthi attacks, US orders staff to leave Saudi.

00:27:14.100 Seems to be hotting up, doesn't it?

00:27:15.360 The Houthi rebels, the Houthi Yemeni rebels, seem to be some sort of force to be reckoned

00:27:28.060 with. They don't seem, the Yemeni government forces seem to have absolutely no ability

00:27:36.060 whatsoever to check them at all. And the Saudis don't seem to be able to handle them very 0.98

00:27:44.020 well. And now even the Yanks are pulling staff out of Saudi Arabia, so they can't guarantee

00:27:50.600 their safety and stuff. When did the Houthis become so badass? Pretty sophisticated for 0.89

00:27:58.640 a bunch of half-assed mountain boys. Predator 1 reference there. Predator 1, one of my favourite

00:28:09.660 films okay uh barclays to axe 5 000 jobs this year in ai uh adoption and cost cutting overhaul

00:28:17.980 yeah barclays bank one of the biggest main banks in britain much more than just a high street bank

00:28:24.460 barclays much much more than just a commercial high street bank um they're cutting loads of

00:28:29.100 jobs because of ai support roles to bear brunch profits up 12 but below forecasts 12 percent

00:28:38.300 If anything grew 12%, you'd be happy with that usually, wouldn't you?

00:28:42.520 If GDP in Britain grew by 12% in a year,

00:28:47.960 we're lucky to get like 0.2% or something, aren't we?

00:28:51.480 We're sort of lucky.

00:28:52.720 In fact, you have to calculate it in a very, very specific, cynical way

00:28:56.220 so that it isn't in recession.

00:28:58.800 We get 0.5% growth. That's amazing.

00:29:02.400 They grew by 12%, but they're not happy with that.

00:29:04.260 if your personal wealth grew by 12% in one year you wouldn't you wouldn't mind would you be

00:29:11.820 that's pretty good that's not bad 12% richer than I was this time last year take it my savings went

00:29:18.680 up 12% not bad okay all right what have we got meta got AI spending plans triggers

00:29:26.220 the eye paper

00:29:29.000 alright what have we got

00:29:29.940 the eye paper

00:29:30.480 career plans for 14 year olds

00:29:35.440 set to be created in schools

00:29:37.080 to help avoid benefits

00:29:38.920 help them to actually get a job

00:29:41.820 after school

00:29:42.380 advice for teenagers on earning good salaries

00:29:45.820 expected in shake up

00:29:47.320 landmark report into

00:29:49.140 out of work youngsters

00:29:50.660 looks set to propose new system

00:29:53.180 for pupils aged 14 and above

00:29:55.120 to plan their futures in schools according to leaked documents seen by the eye paper

00:29:59.820 aim of alan milburn he's been around a long time only milburn alan milburn he was in the blair

00:30:04.920 government like 30 years ago wasn't he alan milburn still knocking about kept his powder

00:30:10.820 dry throughout all these years no stern and burnham still likes him aim of alan milburn's

00:30:16.400 review is to tackle the higher number of british neats young people not in education employment

00:30:21.780 and training and stop school and college leavers ending up on benefits teenagers could receive help

00:30:27.540 to develop personalized career plans including advice on the sort of jobs and salaries they

00:30:32.820 would like and the steps required in order to achieve it and insider said haven't we been doing

00:30:37.140 that forever for years when i was at school when i was in year 10 and 11 at school i did something

00:30:41.860 similar i mean it was all a bit of a of a joke really not a funny joke but it was all a bit like

00:30:47.380 what do you fancy doing when you're older what lessons are you actually good at and then there

00:30:55.180 was this half-assed attempt to say oh you could you'd probably be good as a fireman or you'd be

00:31:00.160 good as a librarian you probably would like a career in something they just almost conjured

00:31:04.780 out thin air it was all a bit of a joke so as if this is new little Harry actually what's your

00:31:11.080 experience you're a you're an actual zoomer you're 21 now i take it you're 21 yeah did when you were

00:31:17.580 in like year 10 11 9 10 11 was there any sort of process like this where your school helped you

00:31:24.600 pick a career or anything like that i mean so sort of but because obviously it was covid when i was

00:31:31.080 leaving school oh was it it all yeah none of it like actually went through that was meant to be

00:31:38.760 though what's that so actually i haven't never i've never asked you about this the covid years

00:31:43.480 what was that your year 11 yeah yeah yeah did you actually sit gcse because i know there was one year

00:31:50.040 where loads of kids didn't even sit their gcse's yeah so we sat a bunch of mock tests and they sort

00:31:57.000 of got our grade from that but yeah it's it wasn't great oh well i can't believe i didn't know this

00:32:04.360 about your little home you're that year that that like the most affected yeah oh

00:32:09.460 bloody hell okay well get in some sort of projected GCSE results from your mock

00:32:16.480 exams you may well may well have got a slightly better result than if you

00:32:21.580 actually sat the exam oh yeah definitely okay there's that every cloud has a

00:32:28.420 silver lining perhaps but okay so it's all weird in your personal experience that was all it was

00:32:35.580 all in a state of flux at that time okay fair enough all right well apparently i've always

00:32:40.720 thought it's bad to try and railroad children into doing a certain thing i i don't think um

00:32:48.360 i don't think you really know what you want to do some people do right some people when they're

00:32:53.000 very young even when they're under 14 and like I want to be as I say like a fireman it's my dream

00:32:58.480 it's always been my dream to be a fireman and they make it sort of early adulthood young 20s and it's

00:33:03.120 still their dream and they go ahead and they do it okay fine that's actually a very small number

00:33:07.500 of people isn't it that that sort of thing applies to most people don't really know what they want to

00:33:11.160 do or as they get older their thinking changes I've always thought it's bad to sort of railroad

00:33:17.740 younger people into you have to start going down this path you have to start cutting burning

00:33:23.480 bridges on what you might do for in life when you're quite young

00:33:27.860 always thought that's sort of bad all right

00:33:32.900 all right the daily star what pure stuff we got sydney sweeney in a brassiere there you go she's

00:33:40.020 very buxom if you noticed there you go sydney sweeney in some lingerie lovely jubbly all right

00:33:45.640 um ross kemp booted star speaks out ross kemp this guy he was phil mitchell oh no was he phil

00:33:54.360 mitchell or uh the other mitchell brother i never met i didn't really i don't really watch never

00:33:58.420 did really watch his enders he was one of the mitchell brothers wasn't he in eastenders years

00:34:03.260 ago actually made quite a few documentaries hasn't he ross kemp about um war zones around

00:34:09.280 the world apparently he's in that show traitors which which silly normies care about ross traitors

00:34:16.320 the show traitors is harder than any war zone is it i doubt it i doubt it it's not is it it's not is

00:34:22.400 what nonsense nonsense okay the sun oh a little bit of scandal here a bit of proper scandal

00:34:32.320 this fellow there you see that see that old fat old man

00:34:36.080 that's Meghan Markle's dad

00:34:39.920 and he lived

00:34:44.060 in the Philippines I believe

00:34:46.120 I think it's Philippines

00:34:47.440 and he was found to have

00:34:50.400 a massive

00:34:51.220 stockpile

00:34:53.900 cachet of

00:34:56.100 child sex and child

00:34:58.280 abuse images

00:34:59.280 Meghan Markle's dad

00:35:02.960 markle mr markle seniors a vast stash of images horrified son reports the cops yeah his own son

00:35:11.740 found him and reported him to the cops megan dad in child sex probe

00:35:16.600 embarrassing for megan um yeah so i mean he's old he's like 82 or something so yeah he's 82

00:35:26.040 and she has been estranged from him apparently hasn't spoken to him has had nothing to do with

00:35:31.240 since like 2018 or something and people have said in the past that's harsh isn't it what a bad

00:35:38.600 daughter she is for that and other people said well there's almost certainly a reason for it

00:35:47.320 even someone a sort of sociopathic as megan's probably got a reason for that turns out there

00:35:53.880 There was a good one.

00:35:58.440 Okay. 0.97

00:35:59.680 Meghan Markle's dad is a wrong'un. 0.99

00:36:01.660 Well, almost certainly. 0.96

00:36:03.580 He hasn't been convicted in a court of law yet,

00:36:05.640 but if reports are to be believed, 0.76

00:36:08.880 he's a total wrong'un.

00:36:13.460 Said something like thousands of images.

00:36:15.580 Ooh.

00:36:16.420 What?

00:36:17.960 What, what?

00:36:21.980 Okay, gross.

00:36:23.380 Moving on, the Daily Express, it's a good paper, you can read your Express now.

00:36:29.580 If you're a credulous moron, you can read your Express.

00:36:35.400 Who really goes out and buys the Express, really?

00:36:38.040 Makes a conscious decision every morning to spend £2.20 on a copy of the Express. 0.77

00:36:45.900 You'd have to be credulous to still believe there's anything other than anti-white, anti-British, anti-Western subversion.

00:36:53.380 to still buy the liar

00:36:56.100 that they're patriotic or nativist,

00:36:59.360 got nativist interests in any way.

00:37:02.580 No, they try and destroy people who are that.

00:37:05.580 They try and destroy people that are like

00:37:07.380 milquetoast sievenets, don't they?

00:37:11.280 Like Tommy Robinson,

00:37:13.120 real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon,

00:37:14.320 or someone like Zia Yusuf,

00:37:16.620 or Suella Braverman,

00:37:17.740 who dare to say,

00:37:19.400 who dare to say the tiniest thing

00:37:21.680 that's pro-nativist.

00:37:23.380 they'll try and destroy them

00:37:24.880 that's who the express are 0.75

00:37:26.160 in the final reckoning

00:37:27.340 are you going out every morning

00:37:29.180 and buying an express

00:37:30.240 spending £2.20 on it

00:37:31.720 stop doing that

00:37:32.460 what are you doing

00:37:33.260 why would you do that

00:37:34.360 why would you give your enemies money

00:37:36.800 if you're a white British native 1.00

00:37:39.620 this is your enemy 1.00

00:37:40.840 don't give them money

00:37:43.480 wake up

00:37:45.820 get a clue

00:37:47.280 look

00:37:47.720 Ross Kemp's yawning

00:37:48.760 the traitors

00:37:49.860 it's such a brilliant show

00:37:51.040 that even he that's on it

00:37:53.160 is yawning. 0.92

00:37:56.020 West treating the practicing homosexualist 0.80

00:37:58.380 Fabian Champagne Socialist

00:37:59.680 bizarrely finds himself

00:38:00.600 lapping as the defence secretary

00:38:02.080 says we need to prep

00:38:03.880 in case his government

00:38:05.320 fails

00:38:06.340 to keep the water on.

00:38:10.940 Brilliant.

00:38:12.580 Okay.

00:38:14.680 Demand for end

00:38:15.680 to lenient sentences

00:38:17.800 after sex violence cases

00:38:19.700 hit record higher.

00:38:20.820 What changed?

00:38:21.480 Why has sex crime gone through the roof in the last few years, last generation or so?

00:38:27.480 How is it that Britain has had centuries of a certain amount of sex crime

00:38:33.480 and something happened in 1997 to tick the numbers up?

00:38:37.480 Something happened from the early 2020s to make sex crime go through the roof.

00:38:42.480 What happened? What changed?

00:38:45.480 Yeah, we've been invaded by millions of foreign people. 1.00

00:38:51.480 whose values when it comes to sex and sex crime are very, very, very different to ours. 0.99

00:38:59.140 Now get tough to stop rising shocking attacks on women.

00:39:03.660 No mention of deportations, mass remigration or anything.

00:39:08.460 No mention of that.

00:39:10.700 Just stop. 0.54

00:39:12.480 Somehow, just stop the shocking attacks on women. 0.99

00:39:17.720 Could we have maybe a cap? 1.00

00:39:20.220 Not even remigration. 1.00

00:39:21.480 Just a cap on the numbers of foreign beast men that are invading our country. 1.00

00:39:26.280 No.

00:39:27.120 No, can't have that, bigot, Nazi.

00:39:29.300 No.

00:39:29.520 We must have more safe and legal routes for sex criminals, if anything.

00:39:35.380 That's what they're saying.

00:39:38.520 The Daily Express.

00:39:42.600 Just stop the attacks on women.

00:39:45.660 But don't talk about why they're happening in record numbers.

00:39:49.080 Don't talk about what would really be required.

00:39:51.480 to lower the number of sex crime.

00:39:59.860 These are your enemy.

00:40:01.380 Not to be trusted.

00:40:04.280 Not to be taken seriously.

00:40:07.520 Okay, that's it.

00:40:08.200 They're the front pages.

00:40:09.960 Increasingly absurd and frustrating front pages

00:40:11.900 in the British print media today.

00:40:15.700 All right, it's already 22.

00:40:17.880 Shall we check in with oil?

00:40:18.700 I noticed this morning

00:40:20.040 creeping up

00:40:22.020 there we go

00:40:25.220 let's do a quick refresh

00:40:26.060 to get the exact

00:40:26.900 price in real time

00:40:28.260 Brent Crude

00:40:30.680 trading

00:40:31.800 a shade over

00:40:32.600 $114 a barrel

00:40:34.200 West Texas

00:40:35.400 shade over

00:40:36.240 $100 a barrel

00:40:37.260 Will Tatum

00:40:40.480 Bo Show

00:40:41.300 super fan

00:40:42.040 and regular

00:40:43.400 super chatter

00:40:44.500 Tatum 0.95

00:40:45.140 will his

00:40:46.200 prediction

00:40:47.840 that soon, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow,

00:40:52.780 but soon, and for the rest of your life,

00:40:54.980 oil prices will spike, actually, in the end,

00:40:57.980 eventually, spike, go through the roof,

00:40:59.480 all-time highs, which will trigger

00:41:01.200 a further economic collapse.

00:41:04.820 Maybe. Maybe.

00:41:08.340 I mean, as I recall,

00:41:11.000 the highest Brent crude went since February,

00:41:13.460 i.e. since Mr. Trump and Mr. Netanyahu's war

00:41:16.400 against persia the highest it went was i think what was it 117 was it 119 did it very very briefly

00:41:24.260 tick over 120 so in that ballpark anyway certainly in that ballpark well we're pushing up towards

00:41:30.400 that again aren't we pushing up towards that again is the white house and the state department and

00:41:39.420 the pentagon gonna have to make some moves in order to mitigate this as they've done repeatedly

00:41:45.340 since February, they see the price

00:41:47.480 getting too high and they start making

00:41:49.220 dovish, peaceful

00:41:51.500 talk in order so it can

00:41:53.420 come down

00:41:53.900 that's what Steve Turley said is the grand plan

00:41:57.260 that's the 4D, 5D chess move

00:41:59.180 they get more like a

00:42:01.400 hawkish until the price of oil

00:42:03.520 goes too high and then they suddenly become

00:42:05.400 dovish

00:42:05.800 well

00:42:08.560 we shall see, it's getting up towards

00:42:11.580 getting up towards that point isn't it

00:42:13.900 okay

00:42:14.860 shall we have a look on this day in history i quite look like i quite like doing that bit

00:42:21.500 you guys seem to like me doing that bit until the end of the show down through the centuries

00:42:27.500 nay the millennia on this day in history the 23rd of october what happened of note let's have a

00:42:32.360 look-see okay on this day in 42 bc the second battle of philippi oh this is right in my wheelhouse

00:42:39.420 brutus's army is decisively defeated by mark antony and octavian during the roman republican

00:42:46.020 civil wars causing brutus to fall on his sword yep that's right in my wheelhouse my undergrad

00:42:52.080 history is in classical civilizations and most of the courses i choose to do were on the late

00:42:56.360 republic and early empire do you think i've got long-form content on my own show bodade's epochs

00:43:04.080 which is behind the paywall on lotusseaters.com do consider signing up for this five pounds a

00:43:08.000 month bronze team membership where you get access to all the long form content a giant body of work

00:43:12.580 built up over more than five years quite literally and without exaggeration hundreds and hundreds of

00:43:16.120 hours of content long form history content done by me at least about half of it in conversation

00:43:21.020 with karl benjamin you know karl benjamin don't you sargon of a cad do you think there i talk all

00:43:26.060 about the the very end of the roman republic in quite a lot of detail sort of audiobook level of

00:43:32.820 detail, quoting from the likes of Plutarch, Tacitus, Livy, Deodorus, etc, etc. Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's all there.

00:43:48.460 Okay, the second battle of Philippi, not long after the first battle, which was indecisive, only like

00:43:52.760 a few days, a couple of weeks, 20 days, something after the first battle of Philippi.

00:43:57.440 42 BC

00:43:59.980 Julius Caesar himself has already been

00:44:02.080 assassinated sitting in Rome

00:44:04.120 is the first triumvirate of

00:44:06.140 Mark Antony, Lepidus

00:44:07.940 and Octavian, Octavian goes on to

00:44:10.060 become Augustus of course

00:44:11.340 they're sitting in Rome and

00:44:13.700 Julius Caesar's murderers

00:44:15.780 are out in the provinces

00:44:17.380 like Cassius and

00:44:19.580 Brutus are out in the provinces

00:44:21.620 getting an army together

00:44:23.720 they do get a big army together

00:44:25.420 17, 18 legions

00:44:28.300 Mark Antony and Octavian

00:44:31.860 get together a similar number of legions

00:44:33.640 and they finally meet

00:44:34.920 near a place called

00:44:37.720 Philippia in Macedonia

00:44:40.220 north of

00:44:42.180 Greece

00:44:43.080 one big battle begins

00:44:46.120 and as I say it's indecisive

00:44:47.660 Cassius' wing

00:44:50.220 pushes Octavian's wing

00:44:52.300 off the field but Mark Antony's

00:44:54.540 wing, pushes Brutus' wing off the field, or nearly off the field, and it's pretty much

00:45:00.080 indecisive. Although Cassius commits suicide after that, needlessly. He gets told, the

00:45:06.840 enemy cavalry is riding us down. Loads and loads of dust was thrown into the atmosphere

00:45:12.480 because there was so much cavalry and so much infantry on the dry plains of Macedonia.

00:45:17.800 And he was told by his men, enemy cavalry are about to ride us down. Marcus Antonius'

00:45:23.760 his cavalry are about to get us. So Cassius killed himself, fell on his sword. Turns out

00:45:31.460 it was some of Brutus' cavalry coming to the relief. If you find yourself in a situation

00:45:39.560 where it's best to kill yourself rather than fall into the hands of the enemy, if you find

00:45:45.440 yourself in that situation, like it's best to kill yourself rather than fall into the

00:45:50.860 hands of ISIS who are going to put you in a cage and set you on fire, best to top yourself 0.78

00:45:56.180 first. At least, at the very least, make sure it's definitely them. A number of examples 0.97

00:46:05.180 from history, aren't there, of people committing suicide too early or needlessly because they

00:46:10.320 think they're in a completely hopeless situation, but they're actually not. Cato, the younger,

00:46:17.180 springs to mind caesar was definitely going to pardon him but he just killed himself anyway

00:46:24.620 on principle i think i've got long form content all about cato the elder oh yeah it's all there

00:46:30.140 all right let's move on i could talk about uh those civil wars for ages and ages obviously in

00:46:35.020 the period just before mark anthony and octavian themselves have a civil war when when they're the

00:46:40.780 last two standing they have a civil war amongst themselves and who ultimately wins that in the end

00:46:47.180 Octavian, of course, who goes on to be Augustus, the first emperor.

00:46:53.500 All right, on this day in 1911,

00:46:56.320 it's the first aerial reconnaissance mission

00:46:58.780 that is flown by an Italian pilot over Turkish lines

00:47:02.960 during the Italio-Turkish War.

00:47:04.940 Look, there's a photograph of it.

00:47:05.960 Remarkable, really, isn't it?

00:47:06.800 Look.

00:47:08.320 A reconnaissance balloon.

00:47:11.880 Some people, a lot of people might not know about the Italio-Turkish War.

00:47:15.960 It's not the Ottoman Turks, this is,

00:47:19.100 because the Ottoman Empire still existed at that point before World War I.

00:47:23.200 They're fighting over Libya,

00:47:25.480 the last North African holdout of the Ottoman Empire at that point, 1.00

00:47:29.040 the sick man of Europe, 0.91

00:47:30.720 in fact had been the sick man of Europe for a long, long time. 0.84

00:47:33.440 Their last North African territory was Libya, 0.69

00:47:37.140 what today we call Libya, 0.86

00:47:38.660 and the Italians decided we could nick that, we could take that. 0.98

00:47:44.100 And they did, and they did.

00:47:45.460 in long story short i suppose long story short they did anyway um yeah the first reconnaissance

00:47:51.380 mission by a blimp a zeppelin a dirigible okay all right on this day in 1926 leon trotsky

00:48:01.860 and lev kminev are expelled from the soviet politburo yeah because if if you know your

00:48:08.420 soviet history do you think i've got long-form content all about all about lenin and starlin

00:48:12.580 yeah um lenin dies in like 1924 and they knew he was dying for a while before he did finally pop

00:48:20.980 his clogs lenin dies in 24 there's a brief power struggle but yusuf yugashili becomes the most

00:48:30.500 important person in the party yugashili the man known to history as stalin and he of course wants

00:48:40.340 to get rid of all his enemies and rivals. In the end, gets rid of every single old Bolshevik, 0.83

00:48:48.740 really, basically, more or less. But to begin with, his main rival politically is Trotsky

00:48:58.100 and some of the other big beasts in the party like Kamenev. Stalin had hated Kamenev for years

00:49:05.620 and years and years and years since before world war one and always seen trotsky as a rival

00:49:13.300 so there you go there you go there's so much more to that story it's a great story um

00:49:21.300 of course kamenev and trotsky ultimately came to sticky ends didn't they all right on this day 1942

00:49:27.300 britain and its allies launched a major offensive at el alamein egypt during world war ii and that's

00:49:33.380 That's right in my wheelhouse.

00:49:34.320 You think I've got long-form content

00:49:35.340 talking about the war in North Africa?

00:49:36.840 Yep.

00:49:38.260 Got a long-form bit of content

00:49:39.260 only like a year ago or so

00:49:41.200 talking about specifically

00:49:42.460 the role of the SAS

00:49:44.780 and the Long Range Desert Patrol Group

00:49:46.840 and David Sterling

00:49:48.660 in the battles of North Africa.

00:49:52.380 Now, this would be the second battle

00:49:54.340 of El Alamein,

00:49:55.580 the decisive one,

00:49:57.760 where under Monty,

00:50:01.020 Montgomery,

00:50:01.720 we defeat the germans monty versus the desert fox at el alamein breaking the back really of

00:50:11.400 the nazis in north africa um yeah again again so much more to that story the war in north africa

00:50:21.240 was a real ding dong back and forth the opposite of static at one point it looks like we're totally

00:50:26.880 going to lose everything and then they're totally going to lose everything but rommel has a brilliant

00:50:30.480 come back and that back and forth two or three times classic stuff in the end finally

00:50:39.120 monty bernard law montgomery gets together and he gets his logistics game the logistics game

00:50:46.400 strong for monty in north africa in the end it builds up an overwhelming force to take out what

00:50:54.000 what little the germans have left by autumn 42 and defeat some alemaine

00:51:02.720 okay all right on this day 1977 paleontologist elso borkum never heard of this person

00:51:11.360 announces the discovery of a 3.4 billion year old single-celled fossil one of the earliest

00:51:16.960 life forms on earth again i find all that sort of thing fascinating the history of the early earth

00:51:23.200 the history of the origins of life, how that really happened, how that came about, the science of it.

00:51:31.920 They keep pushing it back further and further and further. Just in my lifetime alone,

00:51:35.840 loads of things keep getting pushed back further, least of all the very earliest life. They keep

00:51:41.520 pushing back the earliest examples of human pottery, the earliest examples of modern 0.61

00:51:48.320 uh homo sapiens the first examples of modern hominids of any type the earliest example of

00:51:56.000 different types of dinosaur prehistoric creature the earliest example of life at all just keeps

00:52:02.720 getting pushed further and further back okay keep going on about that but let's move on

00:52:08.000 on this day in 1981 u.s national debt reaches one trillion dollars

00:52:12.240 Imagine if it was $1 trillion now

00:52:17.640 What is it, $40 or is it $60?

00:52:20.100 I can't even remember

00:52:20.940 The number has got not much of a relationship with reality

00:52:25.880 Has it anymore, the US national debt

00:52:27.560 I mean, the British national debt

00:52:30.240 Isn't that like $3 trillion

00:52:32.220 Way beyond our means

00:52:36.060 Pardon me

00:52:38.540 Way beyond our means

00:52:40.220 the U.S. national debt. Imagine if it was a mere one trillion today. You'd take it, wouldn't you?

00:52:48.600 All right. And I think between then and now, wasn't the U.S. national debt actually just

00:52:53.400 completely flat, completely zero in like the Bill Clinton years? Or the George Bush senior years,

00:53:01.000 I believe? Well, spurred out of all control now, hasn't it, really? Frankly.

00:53:06.860 worryingly so

00:53:10.960 hard baking in

00:53:13.460 some sort of

00:53:14.760 terrible financial collapse

00:53:16.920 which makes the Wall Street crash

00:53:19.020 look like nothing

00:53:20.480 look like a kiddies party

00:53:22.440 ok

00:53:25.260 finally and on this day in 2001

00:53:27.340 Provisional Irish Republican Army

00:53:29.480 the IRA

00:53:30.060 or the P-I-R-A 0.89

00:53:32.160 of Northern Ireland commences

00:53:34.860 disarmament following peace talk

00:53:36.800 yeah good i did a small video on a state of politics not too long ago about john major

00:53:46.340 and uh when the ira crazily in like what was it 1994 or something or 1995 maybe

00:53:55.480 they launched mortars into the number 10 down the streets garden

00:54:00.780 blowing in the windows of the cabinet office while john major and loads of his cabinet ministers

00:54:05.340 were in there and after that crazy because sometimes this is how things work almost

00:54:11.960 counterintuitively after that there began a dialogue between the ira or or various militant

00:54:18.000 wings of irish republicanism and the british government and peace negotiations built up from

00:54:25.120 there in various ways you could argue and by the time tony blair's in power and the good friday

00:54:30.780 agreement, by the time you get to sort of 2001, the IRA, or at least the P IRA, Aboriginal

00:54:36.840 IRA, are looking to disarm entirely. Okay, that's a long, that's a very, very long story

00:54:45.320 in and of itself. Aren't most of these things from history long, complicated sagas? All

00:54:51.240 right, let's have a look at our Rumble Rants and Super Chats. That's the completely arbitrary

00:54:54.800 structure I've made up for myself. We always do the Rumble Rants first. Let me do this

00:54:59.600 my mic beam so i can see the left hand side of my screen more clearly um still don't have

00:55:05.100 global church history he's still having problems with his rumble rant account i can only

00:55:08.400 surmise hope you get it back buddy hashtag pray for global church history's rumble account

00:55:14.480 okay instead then we've got gimley ogloin gimley ogloin is in at number one today and new

00:55:26.260 Ooh. He says, let's make a deal. Europe apologises for the transatlantic thing, then we get an apology for the Barbary one. Right, yeah.

00:55:36.940 You don't often hear calls for the Islamic slave trade, do you?

00:55:42.960 You don't often hear calls for modern day governments to apologise for the slave trade that goes on in their countries.

00:55:49.640 Do you often hear people asking Modi to apologise for the slave trade that goes on in India

00:55:58.460 today? No, no, no. Just Western countries, just Britain. Just the United States and Britain 0.95

00:56:06.340 and the Anglosphere that needs to endlessly apologise for its involvement in the slave 0.91

00:56:12.260 trade that ended centuries ago. Should the government of Nigeria today make some sort 0.81

00:56:19.740 of apology for slave markets it has today? No, no. Right. Got it. I get it. I see. I 0.96

00:56:28.820 understand. I get it. Fine. Next one. That's their name. That's what they call themselves.

00:56:36.600 that's their name

00:56:37.660 right

00:56:38.520 I'm done

00:56:39.720 I will not be coming back

00:56:42.080 next Monday

00:56:42.680 4pm

00:56:43.260 I will not change my mind

00:56:44.840 about this

00:56:45.420 next week

00:56:46.580 next week

00:56:47.220 I'll be back at 5pm

00:56:48.360 um

00:56:49.960 no DST here

00:56:52.080 is that the time zones

00:56:53.860 also

00:56:55.720 will Nate change playlist

00:56:56.900 in order if I send him

00:56:58.180 E-type pics

00:56:59.440 or Jaguar E-type

00:57:00.840 yeah ask Nate

00:57:01.920 ask Nate to do it

00:57:02.660 yeah you can go on

00:57:03.440 he's on Twitter isn't he

00:57:04.360 MrHReviews

00:57:05.600 go on there

00:57:06.080 ask him

00:57:06.540 I forgot to ask him yesterday

00:57:08.560 but I'm speaking to him today

00:57:09.980 I'm sorry I forgot to ask him yesterday

00:57:11.100 I said I would

00:57:11.640 totally forgot

00:57:12.380 but I'm speaking to him later today

00:57:14.020 doing some T-SOP

00:57:15.140 stay in politics

00:57:15.640 recording later

00:57:16.460 so I'll ask him

00:57:17.700 but yeah feel free to go on Twitter

00:57:19.400 and ask him directly

00:57:20.100 if you're pleasant

00:57:22.880 he's perfectly reasonable

00:57:23.820 is it

00:57:26.940 there's a change in time zones

00:57:29.220 is that right?

00:57:29.960 Harry quickly Google

00:57:30.740 for me

00:57:31.780 when does Britain go back to

00:57:33.940 Greenwich Mean Time?

00:57:36.540 whilst Harry's doing that

00:57:38.660 I'll move on

00:57:39.300 next one is from Tomrat247

00:57:41.180 it says

00:57:41.820 counterpoint to the teacher

00:57:43.360 four day week

00:57:44.080 as a husband to a teacher

00:57:46.220 I would prefer

00:57:47.400 a full time teacher

00:57:48.880 to have

00:57:49.740 four days teaching

00:57:51.120 one day prepping

00:57:52.420 and shorter

00:57:53.700 more regular holidays

00:57:55.060 more regular holidays

00:57:56.660 for teachers

00:57:57.220 I've got loads of teachers

00:58:00.180 in my family

00:58:00.940 at least on the maternal side

00:58:04.540 of my family

00:58:05.220 Loads of them are or have been teachers

00:58:08.400 So I've heard all about the plight of teachers

00:58:12.000 My whole life really

00:58:13.240 And maybe you're right what you're saying there

00:58:16.840 Most of what you're right

00:58:17.760 But more regular holidays

00:58:19.400 That is the one really good thing about being a teacher

00:58:21.880 Surely they always downplay it

00:58:23.760 But compared to a normal person

00:58:26.640 Who gets like what 20 days holiday a year

00:58:29.340 22 maybe 25 days of holiday a year

00:58:33.500 Teachers get weeks and weeks and weeks off.

00:58:35.680 There's six weeks holidays for a start.

00:58:37.520 I know they'll immediately counter and say,

00:58:39.240 oh, we actually still have to do loads of work and prepping

00:58:41.160 and exam marking in that time.

00:58:43.080 Nonetheless, nonetheless, come on, teachers, be honest.

00:58:46.780 Come on now.

00:58:48.420 You get a lot more time off than nearly everyone else, don't you?

00:58:54.200 That's their name, says he wants more.

00:58:56.800 I'm sorry, no, Tom Ratt, sorry, sorry.

00:58:58.340 Tom Ratt says, he wants more regular holidays.

00:59:00.600 okay

00:59:02.620 alright

00:59:03.960 oh

00:59:04.520 Harry's done this thing

00:59:05.700 when the clocks go back

00:59:08.880 the 25th of October

00:59:10.480 oh right

00:59:11.600 so that's their name

00:59:13.160 is absolutely spot on

00:59:14.080 as of next week

00:59:16.500 the clocks go back

00:59:19.440 or is it forward

00:59:20.080 I don't know

00:59:20.780 I never remember

00:59:22.240 45 years young

00:59:24.940 and I still haven't committed

00:59:25.900 that to memory

00:59:26.460 do they go forward

00:59:27.060 or do they go back 0.89

00:59:27.720 you just the cocks do it automatically now don't they your phone or your laptop or whatever they 0.86

00:59:32.920 automatically do it so okay okay thanks for that little harry uh next one here is from rigid sock 0.97

00:59:42.000 for badger who says oh you poor bastard harry i don't think bastard is a swear word i'm happy to

00:59:49.100 say it because it can be used in the context of someone that's just uh born out of wedlock

00:59:54.660 like william the bastard duke of normandy king of england so i don't think bastard's a swear word 0.65

01:00:00.900 okay you put oh you poor bastard harry government properly effed you you did use you did use the f 0.86

01:00:09.960 word there though so i've just said f rather than reading out the full swear word government 0.89

01:00:15.420 properly effed you yeah do you feel hard done by by that harry or is it was it walks you off a

01:00:20.580 duck's back i mean it it worked out fine didn't it i work here now so

01:00:25.520 there you go that's one zoomer's account for you there you go okay next one dragon lady chris says

01:00:35.380 remember any american friends british clocks change this weekend show will start an hour

01:00:40.780 early for us for a week so it's an hour early dragon lady chris knows more about it than i do

01:00:47.160 it's early okay

01:00:49.300 all right

01:00:51.780 so we lose an hour

01:00:53.960 try and go to bed earlier the night before

01:00:58.000 because you're effectively going to get an hour's less sleep

01:01:00.280 okay

01:01:02.760 human17

01:01:04.600 says

01:01:07.000 thank you for another great show

01:01:09.060 oh no it's my pleasure

01:01:09.760 you think it's great

01:01:10.820 I'm flattered

01:01:11.280 I'm flattered

01:01:11.760 thank you for another great show

01:01:13.980 bodacious

01:01:15.660 that bucking bull bodacious

01:01:17.880 does anyone know of a famous

01:01:19.920 bull 1.00

01:01:20.420 massive blonde blonde bull 1.00

01:01:23.860 or like you know bull riding 1.00

01:01:25.760 where a man has to sit on it in America where a man has to sit

01:01:27.900 on it for like 8 seconds or whatever it is

01:01:29.860 10 seconds of the baddest

01:01:31.400 of the rankest bucking

01:01:33.860 bulls of all time was called

01:01:35.600 bodacious

01:01:36.120 um you've put

01:01:38.960 moving on you've put bodacious

01:01:41.560 and the all powerful little Harry

01:01:43.240 um

01:01:45.380 have an excellent weekend everyone

01:01:47.780 and then he's put

01:01:49.240 hashtag

01:01:50.020 make zeppelins great again

01:01:52.420 okay thanks you man

01:01:55.660 thank you hope you have a good weekend too sir

01:01:57.440 okay the next one is from 1.00

01:01:59.240 Belgians are evil trust me 1.00

01:02:00.540 that's what they've called themselves 1.00

01:02:01.700 at Belgians are evil trust me 1.00

01:02:04.140 says 1.00

01:02:04.820 should be a legal requirement

01:02:07.040 that if you bankrupt the UK

01:02:08.560 like Rachel Reeves

01:02:11.120 you are the first

01:02:13.360 to have some and then all your food rations

01:02:16.920 cut in the event of a shortage causing cyber attacks.

01:02:20.720 And then you've just put SCUM in capital letters.

01:02:26.440 Seems reasonable, seems fair.

01:02:28.820 Some sort of justice, natural justice to that.

01:02:32.200 Yeah.

01:02:34.560 We're going to have to have ration cards

01:02:36.540 like it's the war.

01:02:38.480 they only allow you to have six inches of bath water you only get a tiny little ration of bacon

01:02:46.380 and butter it's impossible to get chocolate or bananas is that where we're heading

01:02:52.080 okay pigdog5150 says a bit blustery today all cows accounted for

01:03:03.520 one tree down so far bit of firewood outdoor tomatoes are a write-off oh dear

01:03:10.660 hope everyone is safe back to clearing debris oh you're in the united states right

01:03:17.180 blastery have you got had a big storm you had a tornado even do you live in tornado alley

01:03:24.300 i'm sorry to hear it's like an actual proper problem for you knocking trees down and your

01:03:30.040 outdoor tomatoes have been written off it's a shame real shame of course all the cows have

01:03:34.920 survived though now you've got a clear debris oh i thought this morning here in the southwest of

01:03:40.800 england in wiltshire i thought it was a bit of a dim dreary day not as bad as that though

01:03:47.120 best of luck to you best of luck to you yeah for real okay

01:03:52.560 all right kaleb knight this next person is called kaleb knight who says

01:03:59.280 had a similar career setup program in school and 23 it was a real phase right yeah doesn't really

01:04:08.720 mean anything though does it at 14 or 15 or 16 you're told you're probably best cut out for this

01:04:14.140 or that now go off into the real world and just fend for yourself and get whatever you can get

01:04:19.920 yeah this might be an ideal job for you shame there's thousands of people applying for that

01:04:28.780 one role though so you'll end up getting whatever you can get really wasn't the best idea to flood 1.00

01:04:38.000 this country with millions millions of unskilled foreign people that wasn't a great idea was it 1.00

01:04:45.780 for the young new generation of people coming up trying to start a career they're probably the most 1.00

01:04:53.220 screwed because when they're middle-aged or probably not even middle-aged they'll be the

01:04:57.900 ones that mostly suffer from the sectarian nightmare that that also locks in, the sectarian

01:05:04.980 nightmare upon racial, religious, tribal and ethnic lines. The Zoomers of this generation 1.00

01:05:11.080 and the Alphas, is that what they call them, the even younger ones, they're the ones most 0.96

01:05:15.080 affected by the treason of the boomers and the older millennials, Gen Zers, mostly boomers

01:05:21.440 though. Not all boomers, I'm not saying all boomers, just the crazy ones in the elites, 0.97

01:05:27.200 which opened our borders yeah you've screwed the zoomers and the alphas 1.00

01:05:34.520 disastrously so disastrously 1.00

01:05:38.320 no wonder a lot of them are resentful and angry no wonder yeah of course you would be 1.00

01:05:46.160 okay the last rubber rant here is from belgians or evil trust me who says 1.00

01:05:50.460 re-teachers 1.00

01:05:51.780 mass feminisation of workforce

01:05:54.140 and unionisation led to

01:05:56.320 incredibly inept woke teachers

01:05:58.240 absolutely true

01:05:58.980 how is toxic masculinity 1.00

01:06:02.500 a thing with so many female teachers 1.00

01:06:04.800 stroke single mums 1.00

01:06:05.860 why are test scores so low

01:06:07.960 good questions

01:06:09.380 what just happened to the video wall

01:06:14.060 Harry

01:06:16.000 you got it

01:06:20.280 the video will just conked out see that we are live things i suppose are going to happen

01:06:27.920 we are live let me go back

01:06:31.160 okay oh no it's not

01:06:35.980 yes it is okay anyone who's just listening to the audio of that

01:06:41.780 all right let's have a look at still on the blink all right let's have a look at this

01:06:48.740 the YouTube ones

01:06:49.720 alright what have we got

01:06:50.800 we've got about a dozen

01:06:51.680 or so of those

01:06:52.220 okay 0.59

01:06:52.700 Midas Touch

01:06:53.960 James Lee Pevenhole

01:06:55.980 was pipped

01:06:56.460 last few days

01:06:58.580 it's been

01:06:58.880 James Lee Pevenhole

01:06:59.780 has been in first

01:07:00.540 but he's been pipped here

01:07:01.660 this morning

01:07:02.320 by Midas Touch

01:07:03.760 2022

01:07:04.220 who says

01:07:05.220 we love little Harry

01:07:06.600 with a heart

01:07:07.400 and then a

01:07:08.020 V for victory

01:07:08.760 emoji sign

01:07:09.580 little Harry

01:07:10.820 you've got a fan club

01:07:12.140 hell yeah

01:07:13.560 smug mode

01:07:16.580 engaged

01:07:17.180 okay cool david betts 1180 says dad's army was ahead of its time

01:07:24.000 it knew how to deal with europe's current problem the cold steel

01:07:28.760 the fuzzy wuzzies don't like it up them that was another line from it wasn't it they don't

01:07:36.920 like it up them they don't like it up them sir the fuzzy wuzzies

01:07:40.340 okay can you say he fuzzy was he's i've just said it three times there so hopefully

01:07:47.720 okay very old school euphemism that one the uh duke of edinburgh liked it didn't he that was

01:07:57.260 one of his favorites okay aristotle luton says gogglebox burnham our politics a joke yeah he

01:08:07.640 does seem a bit like someone off of Gogglebox, doesn't he? I've never thought about that

01:08:11.880 before, but as soon as you say it, it'll sort of ring true. You're like a Gogglebox politician.

01:08:18.880 A Gogglebox Prime Minister, yeah.

01:08:23.580 I don't know, as far as you might not know, there's just a television show called Gogglebox

01:08:26.160 where normal people react to TV they're watching.

01:08:30.480 All right. It's crap as well. It's really woke, isn't it? Gogglebox. I haven't watched

01:08:35.320 it in ages. I haven't watched it in ages because whenever there's anything political, any sort of

01:08:40.880 tiny little political take or something, sometimes they show them watching the news, don't they?

01:08:44.540 All of their takes are super, super globalist and lefty. All of them, every single one, without foul.

01:08:52.120 Channel 4, isn't it? Gogglebox, Channel 4. Yeah, makes sense. All adds up.

01:08:55.180 Yeah. Okay, now we've got James Lee Pevenhole, who says,

01:08:59.260 National emergency

01:09:01.720 Keep the children alive

01:09:03.380 Full stop

01:09:04.360 Sacrifice

01:09:05.500 Full stop

01:09:06.180 Well, yeah, I guess I get what you're saying

01:09:10.280 If there's a national emergency

01:09:11.640 Keep the children alive

01:09:13.120 They're the first priority

01:09:14.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah

01:09:14.940 Sure, of course

01:09:15.800 No, absolutely

01:09:16.320 Then you've just put sacrifice

01:09:18.120 For the children

01:09:19.540 You're not just referencing that Elton John song

01:09:23.780 It's no sacrifice

01:09:26.560 I won't sing, I can't sing

01:09:28.080 i shouldn't i shouldn't think okay david betts 1180 again says here in paraguay oh yeah you're

01:09:36.180 in paraguay that's right here in paraguay an american got deported this week was violent

01:09:42.720 and disruptive immigration heard about it they didn't even let it go to court they pulled his

01:09:48.400 visa and deported uk chooses to be soft yeah yeah if we could even a stretch we would

01:09:57.460 reverse either leave international treaties that prevents us from deporting whoever we like

01:10:02.220 repeal or reverse any legislation parliamentary legislation of our own that prevents us from

01:10:08.820 doing it change the court system the judiciary or even individual judges that are going to 0.57

01:10:15.940 prevent us from doing it and then deport all the people that shouldn't be here in paraguay it sounds

01:10:22.360 like they know what they're doing yeah good you shouldn't even go to court if they're being

01:10:30.180 disruptive or violent they're being violent yeah get them gone clear them out we've got to clear

01:10:38.460 them out too right 44 magnum norse says reckless with beau is a regular for alcoholics in america

01:10:47.120 god bless you sir i have noticed that actually a fair few people that are in america because

01:10:53.220 they're behind right in time zones you're behind so it would be sort of the middle of the night

01:10:59.660 wouldn't it or it'd be the wee hours it'd be the wee hours on the east coast wouldn't it

01:11:05.160 and the further you go west it's like the evening before so it'd make much more sense

01:11:11.980 that you're up super late you may or may not be having a couple of jars a drinky poo so for

01:11:19.800 americans it's a late night thing isn't it super late night thing if not middle of the night wee

01:11:24.260 hours type thing i appreciate it i appreciate it it's why the numbers might not be quite as good

01:11:30.800 as they might be because it's not the perfect time zone it's not the perfect time slot to get

01:11:36.700 all live viewers anyway to get all the united states on board watching it oh by the way i'm

01:11:42.760 supposed to say more than once do do the fan dabby dozy button if you're still watching this

01:11:46.020 please do give the stream a thumbs up youtube and the algorithm really care about that please

01:11:51.500 do do that make sure you're subbed to the channel podcast of low suitors and make sure you've got

01:11:55.400 the bell on for notifications you want to be notified don't you thank you appreciate it all

01:11:59.820 right so more have ticked in so i've still got a few more here to get through next one is mr gently

01:12:04.260 benevolent he says so on holiday again next week are you bow no no or has Calgon managed to rein

01:12:13.200 you into doing a full set of shifts you're away more than teachers I'm not on holiday next week

01:12:18.400 I'll be here all next week I don't know what you're referring to no I don't know why you're

01:12:24.160 why you're saying that I'd be interested to know why you what you've seen no I'll be here next

01:12:29.120 week don't worry about it don't worry i got you i got this bro i'm not going away on holiday i've

01:12:35.120 just been okay vixgb says bo enjoy the extra hour of kit that you get i think it's an hour less or

01:12:44.200 is it an hour more harry google we get an hour more or an hour less um you've put enjoy the

01:12:51.140 extra hour if it is clocks go back lovely chap have a great weekend okay all right well thanks

01:12:58.600 very much fixgb i hope you have a great weekend as well okay 44 magnum norse again says youtube

01:13:05.840 is censoring me from talking about islam even though i have to vote for it in my district in

01:13:10.340 north carolina yeah youtube youtube censorship both in super chats and just in the normal chat

01:13:17.820 it's quite extreme as people say to me that they couldn't put the word what they had to spell it

01:13:23.820 like in another way with like a y instead of an i and various words loads and loads of different

01:13:28.820 words you just won't let you type you have to do a workaround with an asterisk or something

01:13:33.040 hmm youtube the world's biggest platform for video sharing hmm is it run by that company

01:13:43.200 alphabet is that right hmm who's on their board who makes all the ultimate big decisions there

01:13:49.540 all right the fenlander 1665 says this is what the government was warning us about

01:13:58.200 what so you have to be i don't know exactly what that's in reference do you mean

01:14:03.400 um like uh break down in supply chains is that what you mean

01:14:09.760 okay varul 231 says breakfast with bo live from the shadow realm

01:14:17.480 from the shadow realm what shadow realm is that you're talking about mordor where the shadows lie

01:14:25.020 the land of mordor where the shadows lie is that what you're talking about what shadow realm i

01:14:34.280 don't know what you mean harry is that is that a an online is that a zuma thing what's what's

01:14:38.800 the shadow realm it's probably because the video went out oh that okay okay go ahead okay

01:14:43.960 Okay

01:14:45.980 Not Mordor

01:14:47.300 Where the shadows lie

01:14:48.240 Okay

01:14:48.680 Tatum2733

01:14:51.080 How are you this morning sir

01:14:51.880 He's put

01:14:52.340 I had the worst time in Paraguay this week

01:14:55.360 Lots of Paraguay stuff

01:14:56.980 Today

01:14:57.480 You said

01:14:58.460 I had the worst time in Paraguay this week

01:15:00.540 Got into a fight

01:15:01.600 And they deported me

01:15:02.280 Oh I get it

01:15:02.980 I get it

01:15:04.760 You were the one that got deported

01:15:06.880 I got into a fight

01:15:09.720 And they deported me

01:15:10.860 Unbelievable

01:15:11.500 I hardly even hit him

01:15:13.160 The comedy stylings of Tatum, ladies and gentlemen

01:15:16.680 He's here all week

01:15:17.680 Okay

01:15:20.460 Mr Gently Benevolent says

01:15:22.420 I'm winding you up

01:15:24.260 We missed you

01:15:25.440 Oh, about going on holiday again

01:15:27.660 Aw, thank you

01:15:29.740 You put, we missed you, and then like a teary emoji

01:15:32.420 Wide-eyed teary emoji

01:15:34.120 Aw, thank you

01:15:35.960 Okay

01:15:38.000 There's a few more, three or four more to get through

01:15:40.720 44 Magnum Norse again says

01:15:43.520 Hey YouTube Masters

01:15:45.600 Dot dot dot

01:15:46.340 Do you think that when your revolution is completed

01:15:48.980 The radicals won't come for you

01:15:50.820 Question mark

01:15:51.420 Spicy

01:15:52.420 Spicy question 1.00

01:15:54.900 44 Magnum Norse there 1.00

01:15:57.460 I can't

01:16:00.380 I won't make any further comment

01:16:01.640 Okay

01:16:04.580 Penultimate one

01:16:05.660 Lofa Sheffield

01:16:06.560 How are you sir

01:16:07.600 You put

01:16:09.260 Baldy Bowden

01:16:10.400 Clear Them Out

01:16:11.140 Early one when I went

01:16:13.740 Clear Them Out

01:16:14.540 We've got to clear them out as well

01:16:15.740 That's a reference to

01:16:16.820 Jonathan Bowden

01:16:17.880 That's his line

01:16:19.300 Lofa Sheffield's calling me

01:16:21.900 Oh

01:16:22.700 Bowdy Bowden

01:16:23.960 Bowdy Bowden

01:16:25.780 Lofa Sheffield often calls me Baldy 1.00

01:16:29.520 I don't mind

01:16:30.620 It's a term of endearment

01:16:31.360 He's a good guy

01:16:32.160 We like each other

01:16:33.700 Okay

01:16:35.100 And the final one here today

01:16:37.620 Is from

01:16:38.200 the fenlander 1665 who says oh he explains himself i meant the screen playing up that's the shadow

01:16:44.820 realm not more door where the shadows lie okay cool all right that's the show it's now 17 minutes

01:16:50.400 past nine in the a.m on friday thank you if it's friday the 23rd of october in the year of our

01:16:56.020 lord 2026 you've been the glorious band that chose a few my band of brothers and sisters thank you

01:17:00.500 for joining me without you isn't a thing try and make the best of the day ahead nay the weekend

01:17:03.660 ahead your time is the most valuable thing you will ever have by orders of magnitude

01:17:08.860 more valuable than any actual physical items you should ever own cars houses gems gold bullion

01:17:16.940 can't take any of that with you the most valuable thing you ever have is your time and it's finite

01:17:24.380 all right you do you though i won't get too preachy about it but if you can if you can try

01:17:28.460 and do something valuable with it it's in your own interest all right then guys and gals until

01:17:33.100 Monday morning, take care.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - October 23, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 23rd October 2026

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