The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 26th June 2026

00:00:00.000 We're here, we're here, we're live. It's on. Don't worry. Relax. We've got this.

00:00:08.640 Technical difficulties this morning. Apologies. Well, not even technical difficulties. It wasn't

00:00:12.520 our fault in any way. A little bit of housekeeping then. There was a fire alarm. Do you remember

00:00:18.520 the other day, to end the stream early, because there was a fire alarm. I turn up this morning.

00:00:23.140 I usually get to the building about seven-ish. All the alarms are going off. We can't go

00:00:27.860 into the building my producer chaps just already sitting there they're getting even earlier than

00:00:31.920 i do just had to wait till the building managers turn up and turn off there's no fire we just

00:00:37.900 couldn't get into the building and so we're sitting there for ages in the uh in the shade at least

00:00:43.220 and uh so anyway we only got into the building about 15 minutes ago or so so there you go these

00:00:52.700 things happen effectively like an act of god as far as we're concerned there's nothing we could

00:00:57.320 do about it we're gonna we'll bring you the show anyway it's a bit late apologies for that but

00:01:02.140 there you go this building has been a pain in the uh in the behind nearly the whole time

00:01:08.820 Lotus Seaters have been here so if anyone watches Lotus Seaters religiously you'll know

00:01:15.080 that at least twice in the middle of the main podcast there was just the power outage

00:01:20.680 we had a power outage it we had a power outage the other day didn't we the whole show we had

00:01:25.160 Abandoned a whole show one morning

00:01:26.600 A week or two ago didn't we

00:01:28.860 So it was just a power cut

00:01:30.140 The power didn't come back till after 9am

00:01:33.040 So

00:01:35.040 Don't blame Loti

00:01:36.880 Just certainly don't blame me

00:01:38.160 It is what it is

00:01:40.940 Apologies there you go

00:01:41.740 Alright we'll keep the housekeeping to a minimum then

00:01:44.680 It is now 17 minutes past 8

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00:01:49.120 On Friday

00:01:51.760 Thank F it's Friday

00:01:53.040 The 26th of June

00:01:55.280 In the year of our Lord

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00:01:56.540 Who are you guys?

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00:01:58.000 We are the glorious band

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00:02:01.060 With great patience

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00:02:29.700 Okay, I'm joined by my producer Thomas this morning

00:02:32.680 Because both Little Harry and Jack are away

00:02:34.540 Thomas, how are you sir?

00:02:36.180 I'm doing good now we've got the stream working

00:02:37.700 Yeah, the real pressure's on them

00:02:39.940 Although one other thing I will say

00:02:41.720 Before I end the faffing about and get into it

00:02:44.840 One other thing I will say

00:02:46.940 Is that

00:02:47.920 My morning routine, just to let you know

00:02:50.720 i think i've told people a little bit about it before it's basically an exercise in cramming

00:02:55.000 like cramming for an exam where i've got like a couple of hours to just cram as much in to my

00:03:00.520 mind as possible and then talk about it well a good half of that i do some at home put bbc 24

00:03:07.860 on or sky news on the telly while i potter about in the morning um get my laptop on and then i do

00:03:16.260 another 45 minutes maybe even as much an hour sitting here looking at and reading stuff so i

00:03:22.780 haven't been able to do any of that so my prep for this morning is basically half what it usually is

00:03:27.500 a bit less than half of what it usually is so with that in mind so it might be one or two stories i

00:03:34.320 might click on later where i'm reading it for the first time we can read the news together in real

00:03:39.300 time how about that might click on le monde see what the french are talking about and it will be

00:03:44.040 new to me as it is to you live in real time all right that is plenty of fannying about for one

00:03:50.400 morning isn't it should we just get straight into it here we go then we've got the buck stops here

00:03:55.160 and prickly heat okay so again it was really hot yesterday and it's going to be really hot again

00:04:03.300 today it is i'm warm right now warm i don't know why i'm wearing this really really hot blazer

00:04:10.800 Looks good, I think

00:04:13.180 Okay, the buck stops here

00:04:16.240 And prickly heat

00:04:17.800 Oh, Buck House

00:04:19.060 Buckingham Palace

00:04:20.620 The cabal of evil Fleet Street editors

00:04:23.800 Who obviously are in cahoots with each other

00:04:25.960 Have decided that one of the main stories today

00:04:28.420 Is going to be about the king's finances and taxes

00:04:31.420 And that he doesn't live in Buckingham Palace

00:04:33.960 He lives in Clarence House largely

00:04:35.560 Everyone knows that

00:04:36.620 Anyone knows anything about King Charles

00:04:38.700 Prince Charles, as was

00:04:40.360 Is that he never liked Buckingham Palace

00:04:42.660 It's one of the few things

00:04:44.760 If you know anything, any detail about

00:04:46.620 Prince Charles

00:04:48.160 King Charles

00:04:49.160 Is that he lived, always liked to live

00:04:51.860 In Clarence House

00:04:53.560 Which is just like a really big mansion on the mall

00:04:56.300 The mall is the street that runs up to Buckingham Palace

00:04:59.540 So it's right near Buckingham Palace

00:05:00.780 He always preferred Clarence House

00:05:03.000 Always, his whole life

00:05:04.040 So it's not really very big news

00:05:08.080 buckingham palace is more like a show palace you know like a big national trust or english

00:05:14.840 heritage like a big country house and maybe there's a few rooms where the aristocratic

00:05:21.460 family who aren't that rich anymore still live in it or in fact they still own it but it's

00:05:26.400 basically just open to the public and you pay a bit of money to get in and look around just like

00:05:31.060 a normal person to us that's what buckingham palace is like these days not that many years

00:05:36.080 ago a few years ago what 10 maybe 20 years ago you no one ever got to go into buckingham house

00:05:40.760 ever and then i remember maybe it was 15 20 years ago it was first like oh for a few months in the

00:05:45.800 summer they're going to open up a bit of buckingham palace and you can pay money and go in and look

00:05:50.500 around well over the years they've just extended that more and more and more i mean until now

00:05:57.360 it looks like it's just going to be almost entirely given over to that

00:06:01.940 Because the king doesn't even want to live there

00:06:06.180 Or doesn't live there

00:06:06.820 Or doesn't want to live there

00:06:07.720 Okay

00:06:08.760 You get it

00:06:09.940 That's one of the main stories today

00:06:11.720 On Fleet Street

00:06:12.420 Out of everything that's happening in the world

00:06:16.200 They've got together

00:06:18.180 Click, click, click

00:06:18.800 That's a phone, not a blackberry

00:06:20.760 Click, click, click, click

00:06:22.700 Yeah, let's talk about King Charles and Buckingham Palace, yeah

00:06:25.580 Don't talk about Ehud Barak

00:06:27.480 Yeah, you got it guys

00:06:30.420 Like every day

00:06:31.120 yeah don't talk about les weckner okay got it good right the buck stops here and prickly heat

00:06:41.260 england i said i'd keep football to a minimum england are playing their third game later today

00:06:48.080 germany got beaten by ecuador 2-1 that's a turn up for the books

00:06:53.540 all right that's it that's it that's all i'll say okay they start with the daily star today

00:06:57.460 Usually they only put the daily style last or near last

00:06:59.920 Because it's pure slop

00:07:00.880 But today they've put it

00:07:02.740 First, no monarch to live at palace

00:07:06.420 Buckingham Palace

00:07:07.860 The buck stops here

00:07:09.920 Charles paid 30 million taxes since becoming king

00:07:14.400 Which is a few years ago now, isn't it?

00:07:16.580 The thing is, the royals have got loads of

00:07:18.280 And they've got wills

00:07:19.580 Saying I am a billionaire heir

00:07:23.020 Heir to the throne, billionaire heir

00:07:26.540 Please, I've only got so many ribs

00:07:31.100 Oh, that's so funny

00:07:33.360 That's so funny 0.60

00:07:34.880 That's a real groin wrecker 0.98

00:07:36.920 If ever I've heard one

00:07:38.000 The thing is, the royal family

00:07:43.780 Like the Duchy of Lancaster

00:07:45.760 Has got loads of money, loads and loads of money

00:07:47.420 Like the king is worth something like

00:07:49.280 600 plus million

00:07:50.740 Wills

00:07:53.000 Is like he was the Duke of Cambridge

00:07:54.520 And Prince of Wales

00:07:56.120 Owns loads and loads of land

00:07:57.720 Those titles come with estates and land

00:08:01.520 That you can rent out and do things with

00:08:03.680 He's worth like 1.2 billion in his own right

00:08:06.420 Something like that

00:08:07.160 So they're not the richest people in England

00:08:10.740 By a long chalk

00:08:11.560 But they're obviously not poor

00:08:14.400 And the state gives them

00:08:15.680 Something like 100 million pounds a year

00:08:19.060 Well

00:08:25.200 Some people think

00:08:27.940 That's a small price to pay for the monarchy

00:08:30.380 Some people think that's outrageous

00:08:32.300 And unjustifiable

00:08:33.480 I myself have said a number of times

00:08:36.140 I'm a lukewarm monarchist

00:08:37.540 I'm a lukewarm monarchist

00:08:38.880 You know, as a history nerd

00:08:41.360 I've made hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of hours

00:08:44.360 Of content about the monarchy

00:08:45.680 So the history of the monarchy

00:08:48.020 quite literally so i know more about it than the average person

00:08:52.780 i'm a lukewarm one because the institution itself

00:08:56.480 i think is uh worthwhile and valuable and it would be a terrible shame to annihilate it and

00:09:06.020 destroy it and throw it out but the individual people and do they really need to be funded

00:09:10.800 if their estates and their businesses are worth hundreds of millions if not in the low billions

00:09:16.080 Why is the state giving them another £100 million

00:09:19.060 If Wills alone is worth £1.2 billion

00:09:22.120 His interests are worth that much

00:09:25.200 Why does the state need to give them another £99 million a year

00:09:29.440 And it's set to go up more and more and more

00:09:32.020 Why?

00:09:33.840 For what purpose?

00:09:36.900 For tourism, they say

00:09:38.940 That's the argument they say

00:09:39.820 They say for tourism

00:09:40.620 Yeah, but the tourists don't get to actually see

00:09:44.400 or meet the royal family themselves they might go to buckingham palace for example pay their 50

00:09:50.800 quid or whatever it is to get in and look around they don't i don't get to meet them do they

00:09:57.920 i remember once going on holiday to uh the united states i've told you before i've got

00:10:01.760 i'm half american my dad was born and raised in oregon got lots of family over there i remember

00:10:05.600 going over there once and my auntie saying have you met the queen what's she like

00:10:11.360 you don't get no no i didn't meet the queen

00:10:16.360 go round for tea it's warming here i've got a sheen of sweat on me gross

00:10:22.780 um yeah no i've never sat down for for finger sandwiches with liz

00:10:30.540 all right they've got loads of estates what they got just off the top of my head what they got

00:10:37.060 like Balmoral up in Scotland they got Highgrove out in the west country they got they got one

00:10:43.380 in Northern Ireland what is it Hillsborough Castle not to be confused with Sheffield Wednesday's

00:10:50.300 ground Hillsborough not that another thing they got Windsor Castle of course Buckhouse

00:10:57.840 Buckingham Palace they got St James's Palace also in London they got Clarence House they got

00:11:07.000 They've got a whole bunch

00:11:07.900 The fact that the king's like

00:11:10.820 Oh I'm

00:11:11.400 Shan't think I'll live in Buckingham Palace anymore

00:11:15.120 It's not really a big story

00:11:17.580 Let's move on

00:11:18.240 Let's move on

00:11:19.560 Alright

00:11:19.800 The Telegraph

00:11:20.840 King will never live at Palace

00:11:22.220 Okay

00:11:23.560 Alright

00:11:24.060 Look there it is

00:11:26.560 Right next to

00:11:28.060 Green Park

00:11:29.320 Alright 1.00

00:11:32.860 Killers and rapists 0.99

00:11:36.040 To be released early

00:11:37.600 To ease crowded prisons

00:11:39.820 It makes me sick

00:11:43.220 Makes me sick to the pit of my stomach

00:11:46.820 David Lammy

00:11:47.660 As justice minister

00:11:49.200 They're saying it won't happen until

00:11:51.560 Starts to happen until September

00:11:53.000 Let's just hope

00:11:54.060 And I don't hold out much hope

00:11:55.560 Let's just cross our fingers that

00:11:57.460 Andy Bumham, King of the North

00:11:59.600 No Stern and Burnham

00:12:00.520 And his guyliner, his man Scara

00:12:02.200 Will get into government and change that

00:12:06.040 I watched that film

00:12:09.160 Because Elon posted it on Twitter the other day

00:12:10.760 I watched that film Citizen Vigilante

00:12:12.960 I watched it last night

00:12:15.120 Not bad

00:12:17.340 Not bad

00:12:18.460 Quite a weird crowbar

00:12:21.120 Semi-grotuitous 0.72

00:12:23.400 Sex scene that's got nothing to do with it in it

00:12:25.200 But

00:12:27.500 It was alright film

00:12:30.180 It was alright, it was a bit slow to begin with

00:12:31.980 But

00:12:32.260 Anyway in that

00:12:34.980 Actually, I've noticed

00:12:36.540 A few of the guys' talking points

00:12:39.680 My talking points

00:12:40.980 That justice isn't being done

00:12:44.280 Justice isn't being done in the West

00:12:46.460 Often, very, very often

00:12:47.780 That particular judges

00:12:49.500 Judges

00:12:51.080 Are doing a despicable and evil thing

00:12:55.560 By letting rapists and sometimes even killers

00:12:59.720 Off with a slap on the wrist

00:13:01.500 Or sometimes not even a custodial sentence

00:13:03.220 Or this

00:13:04.560 Letting some of the worst criminals

00:13:08.560 Out early, super early

00:13:10.200 Like half their sentence and stuff

00:13:11.760 Including rapists and killers

00:13:13.120 What is that?

00:13:16.760 What is that?

00:13:17.760 Again, in Bowes Britain or any sort of Britain

00:13:20.140 Where

00:13:20.460 There is a real

00:13:23.180 Reconciliation

00:13:25.140 With what has been done to us

00:13:28.360 Everyone behind this would be on trial

00:13:32.280 For dereliction of duty

00:13:33.580 Crimes against the people

00:13:34.680 Crimes against the nation

00:13:35.720 Loads of things you could say

00:13:37.940 Sedition

00:13:38.660 Treason

00:13:39.580 You're just going to let out 0.87

00:13:42.620 Rapists and murderers 1.00

00:13:44.520 Because you've flooded the country with new people 1.00

00:13:48.040 And a lot of them per capita 0.86

00:13:50.360 Lots of them are criminals

00:13:51.820 You need more space

00:13:53.000 You're not going to build new prisons though

00:13:54.440 You're not going to stop that or reverse that

00:13:56.040 You're not going to build new prisons

00:13:56.980 You'll just let killers and rapists out

00:13:58.800 How is that not a dereliction of duty

00:14:01.520 At the very, very, very least

00:14:03.500 It's some sort of societal suicide type thing, isn't it?

00:14:12.600 It's very hard to describe it in any other terms

00:14:14.980 Than that they're actively, proactively, deliberately

00:14:17.620 Making us less safe

00:14:19.520 Quite often women, our women folk 1.00

00:14:24.200 Less safe 1.00

00:14:25.680 David Lammy

00:14:27.740 What can you

00:14:32.260 What can you say

00:14:34.300 What can you say

00:14:37.740 There's no justifying it, is there

00:14:39.560 There's no possible justification

00:14:42.160 For it

00:14:42.900 Okay

00:14:46.680 Give peas a chance

00:14:48.900 I was in green peas

00:14:50.680 Give peas a chance 0.65

00:14:51.840 Harvest at risk as crop peaks early in heatwave

00:14:55.020 Obama says his marriage

00:14:59.280 with Big Mike

00:15:00.900 is completely equal 0.99

00:15:02.340 I bet it is she seems like a right biatch 0.99

00:15:07.280 Sorry, he 1.00

00:15:12.660 Big Mike

00:15:14.520 Played tight end for the Denver Broncos

00:15:17.420 back in the late 70s

00:15:18.500 He rushed for over 2,000 yards

00:15:21.380 Big Mike

00:15:23.040 Oh, I'm joking, I'm joking

00:15:27.260 Don't sue me

00:15:29.560 Alright, the mirror

00:15:32.280 Buckingham Palace bombshell

00:15:35.020 Big bucks for an empty home

00:15:37.100 You still have to pay for it and pay taxes on it

00:15:40.760 King will not move, will not move in

00:15:44.820 After £360 million refurb

00:15:47.340 Buckingham Palace has been going through a refurb

00:15:49.260 it's it's it's for tourists going there isn't it really now that's what it is billionaire

00:15:55.740 uh william is richer than his dad i told you that didn't i yeah all the different estates

00:16:01.240 they've got and the revenues you can get from their states yeah that's where i read that's

00:16:07.940 where it said the king himself 640 million he's worth wills is worth 1.2 bill and the

00:16:19.240 State funds them to the tune of

00:16:20.860 99.9 million a year

00:16:22.860 And that's set to go up

00:16:24.620 Even triple over the next few years

00:16:27.120 What do we get out

00:16:31.280 Of it exactly? Oh once in a blue moon

00:16:33.300 A really weird set of circumstances

00:16:35.440 We might use King Charles

00:16:37.320 For like some shuttle diplomacy

00:16:39.040 With someone like Donald Trump

00:16:40.500 Is that worth it?

00:16:43.520 Is that really worth it?

00:16:45.040 Could that not still be done anyway even if the state

00:16:47.160 Didn't fund them? 0.93

00:16:49.240 Let them pay for their own palaces if they're so rich

00:16:51.940 They're hundred millionaires, billionaires

00:16:54.880 They need some refurb doing on high growth house or something

00:16:59.580 They can pay for it, can't they?

00:17:03.420 Family to be given inflation-busting rise

00:17:06.460 Great

00:17:06.920 Okay

00:17:08.520 The Express

00:17:09.480 Oh, it's a good paper

00:17:12.800 you can read your express now there you go look same story i won't bother going into it again

00:17:23.740 a palace not fit for a king okay all right again same story remarkable isn't it out of everything

00:17:30.140 that's going on in the world they've nearly all gone with the exact same story that's

00:17:33.340 that's a co-inkidink isn't it what a coincidence king and queen to quit palace he never lived there 0.62

00:17:40.760 Really

00:17:41.220 Every now and again

00:17:43.320 Might go there

00:17:44.040 But he's always lived

00:17:45.260 In Clarence House

00:17:45.960 Okay

00:17:46.800 Charles reveals

00:17:48.720 30 million pound tax bill

00:17:49.920 Buck stops here

00:17:50.780 Got it

00:17:51.260 The times

00:17:52.000 Hundreds feared dead

00:17:54.460 After double earthquake

00:17:55.320 In Venezuela

00:17:55.740 Yeah so

00:17:56.160 So that's

00:17:56.900 An actual real story

00:17:58.500 Of something of import

00:17:59.440 That's going on in the world

00:18:00.620 Venezuela 0.95

00:18:01.780 So

00:18:02.120 Yeah they're saying

00:18:03.680 At least hundreds

00:18:04.900 It's on all the websites

00:18:06.860 Really

00:18:07.320 At least hundreds

00:18:09.140 Let me find it

00:18:10.760 Maybe loads more

00:18:12.160 Look, hunt for survivors

00:18:14.200 Thousands feared dead

00:18:19.900 See, Channel 4 says that they fear that it's thousands

00:18:22.920 One paper said, yeah look, Sky says

00:18:27.220 Hundreds killed and around 50,000 reported missing

00:18:31.560 Like a day later or 48 hours later or however long it's been

00:18:36.360 If you're missing after 48 hours

00:18:39.340 And you're trapped under a building

00:18:42.520 Your chances of survival are relatively small

00:18:48.060 So it may be

00:18:54.740 That thousands

00:18:57.480 Even tens of thousands of people have died in that

00:19:00.440 I'm good, what do you say when it's actually

00:19:06.080 It's literally an actually

00:19:07.420 Natural

00:19:09.960 Disaster

00:19:11.560 I don't know if the building regs

00:19:14.680 In Venezuela are the most stringent

00:19:16.520 I'm not having a pop-up

00:19:20.860 Venezuela's necessarily for anything

00:19:22.560 I'm just saying

00:19:23.160 It is what it is

00:19:24.480 Unless you're a really really rich 1.00

00:19:28.300 First world country like Japan say 1.00

00:19:30.320 And all your buildings 0.97

00:19:32.760 Are like earthquake proof

00:19:37.420 it's gonna be bad gonna have a bad day okay look all the all the websites and everything

00:19:44.780 king charles's tax okay so maybe tens of thousands of people are dead in venezuela

00:19:51.640 a wealth tax won't work advisors tell burnham in that little article i did read that when they

00:19:59.500 said um the classic stuff like stop being a commie it doesn't work if you try and tax rich

00:20:04.740 people just simply for being rich they leave it's as simple as that they leave

00:20:08.640 and there's 101 ways to get around it you just move your money somewhere else you put it all

00:20:17.960 in investment funds that are held in luxembourg or jersey or guernsey or the isle of man or the

00:20:26.480 cayman islands or anywhere anywhere else that's what they'll do that's what they always do

00:20:31.680 It doesn't work

00:20:34.020 And a lot of them will literally move

00:20:36.400 Rather than pay your

00:20:38.800 Your socialist tithe

00:20:42.180 Look, public funding for royals will double in three years

00:20:49.240 Oh, 99.9 million a year is not enough

00:20:51.240 For this billionaire

00:20:53.600 600 millionaire

00:20:56.380 Oh

00:20:57.740 He's got to pay for his pink gin, hasn't he?

00:21:03.860 Sausage Fingers

00:21:04.520 Oh, Sausage Fingers

00:21:05.400 Don't worry about the rest of the country's crumbling

00:21:09.180 Don't worry about that

00:21:10.920 Just make sure Sausage Fingers gets an extra 200ml

00:21:14.580 A year

00:21:15.980 Whilst our roads are collapsing

00:21:21.000 Not enough spending on schools

00:21:24.760 101 different things

00:21:26.920 Councils, local councils

00:21:30.840 Going into administration

00:21:34.780 Or some sort of crazy amount of debt

00:21:36.600 But the king

00:21:40.560 Has to have loads more money than he possibly needs

00:21:45.280 Right, okay

00:21:46.920 The metro

00:21:49.080 The metro

00:21:49.880 Horrible

00:21:59.460 It's like a horrible taste in the back of your throat

00:22:03.180 Like hairspray, like lacquer

00:22:05.240 Prickly heat

00:22:09.220 This is a bit of a tortured one

00:22:11.920 Sadiq Khan 1.00

00:22:12.920 Fifth columnist Muslim man

00:22:17.160 Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan

00:22:18.720 Who's repeatedly claimed there's no grooming gangs in London

00:22:22.920 Even though we know there are 0.95

00:22:24.440 An evil, an evil traitor

00:22:28.360 Well, not even a traitor because he was never loyal 0.57

00:22:30.400 An evil fifth columnist, Sadiq Khan

00:22:33.360 Has said that London needs to be better at handling heat

00:22:36.840 Mayor says London can beat warming

00:22:39.340 By becoming more like US desert city Phoenix

00:22:42.400 Phoenix, Arizona

00:22:44.320 One of the hottest cities in the whole world

00:22:45.920 I think it's the hottest city in the United States

00:22:48.260 built in the middle of the desert basically isn't it and then look look the clever clever brilliant

00:22:54.680 brilliant people at the metro they've put the london skyline with the background of phoenix

00:23:02.460 arizona i believe that is like that's what it looks like isn't it in phoenix these are london

00:23:07.820 buildings you see there's the shard there you go the barks is building a number of these buildings

00:23:14.360 and then what is it the uh the walkie-talkie is it perhaps perhaps the walkie-talkie one

00:23:19.240 they've put a cactus there instead

00:23:26.520 okay

00:23:29.960 brilliant

00:23:32.840 somebody put that together somebody put that together at the at the metro look look what i've

00:23:39.640 done look what the photoshop i did look i did in after effects and we can call it prickly heat

00:23:44.360 Phoenix, Arizona

00:23:47.240 Yeah

00:23:47.640 The senior manager

00:23:49.680 The editors there

00:23:50.300 Are like, yes, brilliant

00:23:51.020 That's genius

00:23:51.880 Print

00:23:52.320 Nonsense, isn't it? 0.99

00:23:54.520 Ridiculous 1.00

00:23:55.080 Ridiculous nonsense 0.99

00:23:56.160 Burnham to give new tax powers 0.95

00:24:00.300 To regional mayors

00:24:01.240 Yeah, because he loves devolution

00:24:02.520 Does Burnham

00:24:03.520 He loves to

00:24:04.360 He is committed

00:24:05.780 To taking power away

00:24:07.060 From Westminster

00:24:07.780 And giving it away

00:24:09.300 To whoever

00:24:10.040 Wherever

00:24:10.760 Take

00:24:12.900 Not that it's

00:24:14.340 He's got a chip on his shoulder

00:24:15.540 He's a Scouser really isn't he Burnham

00:24:17.180 King of the North, King of Manchester

00:24:18.840 But he's actually more like a Scouser isn't he

00:24:21.640 Liverpool sorry 1.00

00:24:23.560 If anyone's foreign doesn't know what that means

00:24:25.020 Liverpool people were Scousers 1.00

00:24:27.440 Scouse

00:24:28.380 And so he's

00:24:30.960 Just got a massive chip on his shoulder about being a Northerner

00:24:33.760 Quite a few Northerners hate Southerners don't they

00:24:39.900 And vice versa

00:24:40.860 I mean hate is a bit of a strong word but

00:24:42.900 You get it

00:24:44.340 where the leftist project wants to undermine us and destroy us at all times anyway

00:24:54.100 throw on top of that his sort of northerner's chip on the shoulder and there you go just more

00:25:01.300 and more regional powers just giving it all away heatwave uk 50 year record broken again

00:25:06.860 so what like on wednesday the record was broken then yesterday thursday it was broken again

00:25:12.060 They say it will probably be broken again today

00:25:14.120 It was warm again last night

00:25:19.380 Net office forecast 37 degrees today

00:25:22.420 Which would set another new higher

00:25:24.400 Oh man

00:25:26.720 When 1,200 schools shut

00:25:29.460 And six hospitals declare critical incidents

00:25:32.420 On busiest day for London Ambulance Service emergency call-outs

00:25:36.980 June heat record for England eclipsed again

00:25:40.380 as temperature hits 36.7 degrees in Somerset extreme weather warnings extended to third day 1.00

00:25:47.560 for the first time and hosepipe ban imposed in Kent again foreign people might be like

00:25:52.020 Americans whatever might be like hosepipe ban what's that what are you talking about 0.59

00:25:55.700 yeah whenever it gets hot here the authorities say oh our reservoir like literally within a day

00:26:02.640 or even a day before they think it's going to get hot they say oh our reservoirs are at

00:26:07.900 critically low level so uh don't use your hose pipe don't use your hose in the garden

00:26:12.980 a hose pipe man

00:26:16.540 ridiculous is it despite the fact that all year round 0.88

00:26:21.900 it's a very very rainy waterlogged wet country this the second they think it's going to get hot 0.56

00:26:30.220 let alone actually being hot for an extended period they're like oh no you can't you can't

00:26:34.300 water your lawn or if you have a paddling pool don't make it more than six inches deep

00:26:38.860 like we're in world war ii or something you're gonna have a bath don't have a really deep bath

00:26:43.960 meanwhile we'll still charge you the exact same amount for your water rates of course

00:26:52.200 the water infrastructure in this country along with everything else

00:26:59.520 so frustratingly broken so broken that's been the case as well my whole life i come in my

00:27:07.000 early mid 40s and my whole life there's been like oh it's a bit hot can we have a paddling pool mum

00:27:14.900 can we do the paddling pool they're like maybe there's a hosepipe ban should we just do it

00:27:19.600 anyway maybe there was a hosepipe ban my whole life that's been the case uh all right wales

00:27:26.220 reaches 35.9 degrees and northern ireland 30.8 and set new national hires for the for the month

00:27:31.980 red alert europe heat wave continues to grip continent with weather-related deaths climbing

00:27:37.460 yeah people just die don't they you're like really old if you're already sort of if you're

00:27:43.980 already dying it's just a case of you're lying in bed or at home and you're on like palliative care

00:27:52.300 and you're just sort of waiting to die it's just a matter of when your heart stops

00:27:55.340 So you're going through organ failure

00:27:58.740 Basically, you're dying

00:27:59.580 You're on your last legs

00:28:00.620 You've got a few days left to live

00:28:02.000 Sooner or later your heart's going to stop

00:28:04.440 And then there's a giant heat wave

00:28:07.060 Yeah, people die

00:28:08.960 People die

00:28:10.580 Even Posey Parker's dog died 0.99

00:28:13.960 She didn't seem that gutted about it

00:28:17.260 She just goes, so long

00:28:17.980 Oh, alright, okay

00:28:19.660 Alright then

00:28:20.440 If my dog got out and died of the heat

00:28:24.900 i'd be devastated it's like losing a member of the family when your dog dies

00:28:29.780 i'd be devastated i wouldn't immediately just post a picture and go so long next

00:28:37.300 weirdo all right financial times quake deaths devastation in venezuela right yeah it's bad

00:28:47.060 burnham must simplify complex tax code to boost growth says holdane ex bank of england expert

00:28:56.100 on economy team get the right people in please don't let red ed miliband be the chance of the

00:29:03.240 exchequer spending cuts and pension shift urged business friendly policy plea of course like

00:29:10.400 the bank of england and business the world of investment would say that of course they would

00:29:16.300 and i agree with them i'm on their side let's not have uh let's not have a socialist economy

00:29:22.380 because they never work they never work the guardian oh

00:29:28.860 oh the guardian let's make you feel

00:29:34.280 okay

00:29:40.700 by the guardian this is a story this is one of those stories i didn't get to read about

00:29:46.940 on a normal day i would absolutely have read into this but i haven't had the chance this morning

00:29:51.900 so i can't really i can't really uh tell you the headline just says degrading how did a u.s

00:29:58.740 pilot avoid uk trial after strangling a woman in england and i don't know the detail about that

00:30:05.220 quite often military stuff like they've got like their own cults haven't they and if he was

00:30:12.240 they didn't realize it was him until he'd gone back to america or something i don't know the

00:30:16.280 details but according to this a us pilot is that an f-35 you know sometimes with these things they

00:30:23.960 put a picture in it's not actually the type of fast jet he flew don't even know if he's a fast

00:30:28.320 jet pilot but anyway what if ferris bueller could get away with it

00:30:42.800 you know ferris bueller killed a couple of people in ireland and just

00:30:45.920 and then just fled just went back to the united states and there's never never actually uh

00:30:50.560 never actually had to it's not funny it's horrible it's really horrible

00:30:54.560 never brought to justice about that at all in fact years later he actually just issued a formal

00:31:00.660 apology but Matthew Broderick by the way sorry just calling Ferris Bueller Matthew Broderick

00:31:08.940 the actor was in Ireland sort of forgot what he was doing forgot where he was and was driving on

00:31:16.040 the wrong side of the road I think down country lanes but anyway he was driving on the wrong side

00:31:20.620 the road had a head-on collision with another car that had a mum and a grown-up daughter in it

00:31:25.940 an older lady and her adult daughter they both died and he and his girlfriend at the time were

00:31:34.960 I think they got bruises and scratches but were basically fine what did he do just fled the

00:31:39.920 country oh yeah matthew bodrick yeah yeah

00:31:45.040 and that the family and like ireland for years ever since have been like oh no you need to come

00:31:54.060 back and face justice for that like you it's obviously not a murder you didn't set out that

00:31:59.760 morning to kill those two people but it is manslaughter or sort of some sort of second

00:32:06.260 or third degree killing or whatever you want to call it you should face justice for that

00:32:11.380 no i'm matthew broderick i'm in films in los angeles and stuff no i'm above the law effectively

00:32:18.180 oh i'm all right there was another case wasn't there not too long ago or a year or two or three

00:32:24.580 ago where again it was a diplomat wasn't it the wife of a diplomat u.s diplomat she killed someone

00:32:30.500 on the roads was that in ireland as well i can't remember she's like again not murder didn't

00:32:35.540 She didn't deliberately do it, but nonetheless, she hit someone or something, she hit some kid, some teenager or something, some young man, killed him

00:32:43.540 and again, just fled back to the United States before the police could get her.

00:32:51.540 And it's just...

00:32:56.540 Are we going to extradite you back to the UK so you can face justice for that, no?

00:33:01.540 End of story, effectively

00:33:04.220 Is this another one of those stories?

00:33:07.680 It sounds very much like that, doesn't it?

00:33:09.860 Maybe he'll get in trouble in the United States

00:33:11.920 Or with the military

00:33:13.140 But

00:33:14.400 Will we get him back to Britain

00:33:18.820 To face a murder charge

00:33:21.060 If he strangled her?

00:33:22.300 Probably not

00:33:22.980 America doesn't do that

00:33:24.620 Don't really do that

00:33:26.240 If you've got someone they want

00:33:28.800 The FBI will just

00:33:31.520 Come and get them

00:33:32.560 Even if it's like a

00:33:35.900 Special rendition

00:33:37.040 Britain

00:33:39.840 Has got a treaty

00:33:41.860 With the United States

00:33:43.600 Saying that if the

00:33:46.020 FBI or just the American police

00:33:47.940 Are interested in anyone

00:33:49.880 On our island

00:33:52.300 They can come and get them

00:33:54.380 And they can extradite them 0.89

00:33:56.020 Into the United States very very quickly 0.51

00:33:57.920 relatively very very quickly the other way around now

00:34:03.760 nope

00:34:08.720 that's nice isn't it doesn't doesn't really matter who you are you could be the head of state in

00:34:13.840 venezuela but a court in new york wants to wants to put you on trial for something

00:34:21.680 be the head of state of panama but a court in new york wants to put you on trial for something

00:34:27.920 I'll come and get you.

00:34:31.700 Let's wait for Roman Polanski to actually turn up on US soil. 0.96

00:34:37.380 You're a Colombian warlord. 1.00

00:34:39.020 I will come to you and kill you on a rooftop. 1.00

00:34:42.780 Again, not funny really, is it? 1.00

00:34:46.380 I haven't particularly in the grand scheme of things.

00:34:49.260 I've got a problem with it either in the grand, grand scheme of things.

00:34:51.860 Many other countries in the world

00:34:57.580 Have got far far worse

00:34:59.260 Justice systems than the United States

00:35:01.820 Ours is worse

00:35:03.440 I'd rather face justice in a US court 1.00

00:35:06.220 Than a Chinese court

00:35:07.180 Or a Russian court

00:35:09.400 Or even a UK court

00:35:11.180 So okay

00:35:13.260 They are the most powerful country in the world 1.00

00:35:15.360 They are hegemons of the world 1.00

00:35:16.660 So with the spoils 1.00

00:35:19.620 All right

00:35:22.260 Venezuela earthquake

00:35:23.280 Thousands feared dead

00:35:24.160 Right

00:35:24.500 The Daily Mail

00:35:25.680 Pure slop

00:35:26.260 Pure global slop

00:35:27.200 Pretending it isn't

00:35:28.200 Why the royal family

00:35:30.980 Will never

00:35:31.640 Capitals

00:35:32.760 Never

00:35:33.140 Return to Buckingham Palace

00:35:34.620 Charles and Williams tax bill

00:35:36.300 And all their other financial secrets

00:35:37.920 It's not a secret

00:35:38.480 I mean that's the whole point

00:35:39.440 It's not a secret

00:35:40.000 I mean this is the first time

00:35:43.160 I believe

00:35:43.680 That they've had to release

00:35:45.720 All their

00:35:47.160 Taxes

00:35:48.280 And financial receipts

00:35:49.600 Like in their complete entirety

00:35:51.660 It's never been, well not never

00:35:53.580 But for a long time it hasn't been a complete secret

00:35:55.560 Like the Duchy of Lancaster

00:35:59.120 And all their ins and outs

00:36:00.680 It's not a secret

00:36:01.880 That's the whole point of this

00:36:03.480 It's not a secret

00:36:04.320 So is it when I say it in the news

00:36:06.300 Like we can reveal a secret Pentagon plan

00:36:09.380 To do XYZ

00:36:10.160 Well it's not a secret then is it

00:36:11.320 If the sun or whatever is reporting on it

00:36:14.980 It's not that secret then now is it 0.99

00:36:16.460 Israel's secret plan to do XYZ

00:36:19.760 How is it secret if you're printing it 0.92

00:36:23.900 Alright

00:36:24.960 Yeah

00:36:25.900 The royal family's secret finances

00:36:27.700 Okay, sure

00:36:28.360 Labour to free waves of killers and rapists early

00:36:32.820 I mean

00:36:33.520 It's sort of beyond enraging

00:36:42.280 This, isn't it?

00:36:44.720 Criminals guilty of most serious offences

00:36:46.620 Will now be released just halfway through their sentences

00:36:49.540 And sort of

00:36:50.740 Sort of a cold

00:36:54.320 A cold rage

00:36:57.100 Sort of one of those things you'll never ever forget or forgive

00:37:02.580 It's not like oh that's really annoying

00:37:05.160 That's quite annoying to me

00:37:07.280 But oh well I'll just get on with my day

00:37:08.880 It's like no I'll never forget that

00:37:10.700 I'll never forgive that

00:37:11.460 That'll be logged in my memory banks

00:37:14.400 Forever

00:37:16.000 As something they did to us

00:37:18.220 Right

00:37:20.580 Something like this

00:37:25.900 Things like this

00:37:26.660 They should be punished at the ballot box

00:37:28.340 So

00:37:30.920 Again it's sometimes difficult to find words

00:37:34.580 I know it's a bit of my thing

00:37:35.840 I do rants

00:37:36.580 I'm a professional ranter on some level

00:37:39.360 Right

00:37:40.240 But stuff like this

00:37:41.840 Sometimes it is difficult to find words

00:37:43.980 I guess

00:37:44.840 Especially without being able to swear

00:37:46.980 On Breakfast with Beau

00:37:48.340 The Beau show

00:37:49.180 I was just

00:37:51.260 If I could just

00:37:52.100 Just go off on one

00:37:54.580 It hurts

00:37:58.280 It almost physically hurts

00:38:00.860 That they're doing stuff like this

00:38:02.360 To us

00:38:03.400 Because people will get murdered 1.00

00:38:06.520 And women will get raped 0.99

00:38:08.400 Because of this 1.00

00:38:09.320 That otherwise wouldn't have been

00:38:10.780 That's what it is

00:38:12.200 That's what it is

00:38:14.200 Because they refuse to 0.81

00:38:19.040 Reverse migration 0.81

00:38:20.960 Or build more prisons

00:38:23.020 So who has to pick up

00:38:27.800 Pick up the fallout from that? 1.00

00:38:30.400 Innocent women 1.00

00:38:31.080 Right 1.00

00:38:35.680 What a crime

00:38:37.600 What a crime of

00:38:38.840 i just looked down at the chat so i'm just put beyond contempt yeah

00:38:48.480 exactly exactly it's beyond beyond contempt

00:38:53.340 all right well they're the front pages they were the front pages today

00:38:59.880 should we have a quick look at the price of oil we usually do that at this point in the show don't

00:39:05.360 we just a quick check in with it west texas 70 brent 73

00:39:12.460 less than what it was before the war with persia began remarkable remarkable we did a poll should

00:39:21.400 we have a look at our poll thomas you have to bring it up for me if you don't mind what did

00:39:25.760 we ask you guys this morning was it something about the monarchy i seem to recall oh yeah

00:39:30.400 We said

00:39:31.040 Would you like to see the monarchy abolished

00:39:34.800 Over a thousand votes there

00:39:38.420 And the results are

00:39:41.200 57% of you say no

00:39:43.720 43% of you say yes

00:39:46.040 That actually sort of reflects my feeling

00:39:49.900 A bit like a lukewarm monarchist

00:39:51.800 As I say

00:39:52.200 Quite in sync with my people

00:39:55.000 The Glorious Band, The Chosen Few

00:40:00.400 yeah i mean whenever there's been votes on this sort of thing in places like uh australia or did

00:40:06.620 i have they had one in canada i think they might have done they certainly have in australia i

00:40:09.620 think more than once whenever polling comes out in britain it's usually something like that

00:40:13.840 it's basically lukewarm often you've got lots of people particularly lefties who hate the monarchy

00:40:20.080 that's a classic thing if you're a lefty you're a socialist or a commie you despise monarchy

00:40:26.060 They hate anyone that's got anything

00:40:28.320 So of course they hate royals

00:40:30.660 Billionaires are the problem

00:40:32.860 Rich people are the problem 1.00

00:40:33.980 The middle class are the problem 1.00

00:40:35.200 Kulaks, working class people that own anything are the problem 1.00

00:40:37.920 So of course royal families and their privilege 1.00

00:40:40.760 Should be put up against the wall

00:40:42.480 Put in a cellar of a house of special purpose 0.59

00:40:44.880 And moan down 1.00

00:40:46.240 Well that's exactly what the Bolsheviks did 0.99

00:40:50.900 Wasn't it to the Romanovs

00:40:52.400 If you're lefty you hate the monarchy

00:40:54.360 That's one of the reasons why I'm a bit less lukewarm about the monarchy

00:40:57.620 Than I would otherwise be

00:40:58.800 Because leftists hate them so much

00:41:01.780 A bit of a churlish knee-jerk reaction from me

00:41:05.780 It's like, oh, well, I'll like them a bit more than I would otherwise 1.00

00:41:08.840 Then just to screw you, because screw you 0.99

00:41:10.400 The institution of it is venerable 0.99

00:41:14.500 I don't think we should really be giving them tons and tons of money

00:41:17.720 I wouldn't do away with it

00:41:18.800 If I found myself absolute lord protector

00:41:22.400 Like Cromwell

00:41:23.840 and i could abolish the monarchy as he did i wouldn't i think i'd make sure the state

00:41:30.420 didn't give them a single penny if you're already extremely wealthy with incomes you're not going

00:41:40.140 to become poor anytime soon the state's not going to give you a single penny i wouldn't abolish the

00:41:45.120 institution. Anyway, that's me. 57% of you say no. 43% say yes. There'll be some staunch

00:41:54.080 monarchists that see this or are in the chat. They're like annoyed with me for not being

00:41:59.140 more pro-monarchy. Have spent hours and hours and hours and hours making content about it.

00:42:05.300 Have spent a big chunk of my life reading about it. I am very, very interested in the

00:42:09.740 history of it and everything but this guy this guy this weird sausage fingered half greek half 1.00

00:42:20.660 german fella who seems to have a fetish for islam and is out of his mind in terms of 0.66

00:42:28.240 environmentalism a pro-islamic environmentalist that's a classic tradition though isn't it

00:42:37.560 For Englishmen to dislike their own monarch 0.99

00:42:39.820 It's a classic thing isn't it 1.00

00:42:41.800 Like when you talk to Catholics 1.00

00:42:43.140 When you actually talk to a real life Catholic

00:42:45.240 You say what about these concerns about the papacy

00:42:48.100 Most of them say yeah I know

00:42:49.980 It's not news to me

00:42:51.340 Yeah I know

00:42:51.860 Through the centuries

00:42:53.580 It's part of being a Catholic

00:42:55.420 Is you've got concerns about Catholicism

00:42:57.700 Same thing it's like being an Englishman

00:42:59.940 Part of being an Englishman

00:43:01.100 Is that you've got serious if not grave concerns

00:43:03.320 About your own king

00:43:04.300 through the centuries i'm talking about okay all right i'll move on we'll move on we'll move on

00:43:10.320 okay um boy 14 charged with murder after body found in search for girl in south wales

00:43:18.380 just a boy 14 so many of these stories every single day this rapist here that rapist there 0.89

00:43:27.820 this rapist this rapist surgeon there was one was it it's just particularly if you go on like

00:43:34.080 the mail or the express something like that every single day there may even be more than one story

00:43:41.320 and these are obviously just the tip of the iceberg the ones that make it into like the express or

00:43:46.360 something it's like this migrant did this this foreigner did this sex crimes murders organized

00:43:52.480 crime there's one story i saw it was just um yeah a surgeon foreign foreign surgeon bangladeshi i 0.96

00:43:59.580 think was it i can't remember anyway raped two people one was lucky at least one was a little

00:44:04.760 girl i just 0.89

00:44:05.520 we need to clear them out clear them out

00:44:15.960 charlie downs the other day wasn't he was asked on was it lbc or something would you accept a

00:44:23.180 like a decrease in gdp or something you know off the back of your our ideas about remigration

00:44:32.080 would you accept that charlie brilliantly just say no hesitation yes yeah me too yeah

00:44:40.500 oh but the gdp might go down so be it i don't want my country flooded with enemies rapists

00:44:48.560 and murderers organized criminals does that mean the gdp might go down the treasury revenues might

00:44:54.100 go down okay good fine don't care about that i will go back to a true austerity i'll go back 0.99

00:45:00.460 to ration cards if it meant our women and children stop getting raped my god 0.98

00:45:07.860 what a thing to even ask 0.64

00:45:14.320 to even pose that question

00:45:16.820 would you smugly

00:45:17.940 would you accept GDP

00:45:20.080 Charlie gave the correct answer there

00:45:23.840 100%

00:45:25.440 we'll go back to allotments

00:45:30.560 we'll dig for victory

00:45:31.440 we've done it before

00:45:32.260 we need to clear them out

00:45:37.860 All right, it's too hot to be getting all het up, isn't it?

00:45:46.040 The Daily Mail

00:45:46.560 The Daily Mail

00:45:49.340 I was trying to look for that particular story of

00:45:53.980 There's a particular story, but I can't find it

00:45:56.740 Let's have a look at

00:45:58.320 Oh, someone in my Rumble Rants and Super Chats

00:46:02.120 Who was it?

00:46:03.220 Was it Luke Stewart?

00:46:05.040 I'm sorry, I can't remember who it was

00:46:06.580 But the last couple of days has asked me if I've seen a very specific story

00:46:11.520 About a bloke called Paul

00:46:13.200 Who's actually an environmentalist type barrister dude

00:46:20.260 Who might get in trouble with the law for trying to clean up a lake

00:46:25.520 For a couple of days I was like, oh no, I will do that, I haven't yet, I will do it, sorry

00:46:28.740 Anyway, yesterday, again, again

00:46:31.180 I got off the show, moved on, had to move on to do a couple of other things

00:46:34.900 By mid-morning, forgotten about it, it's out of my head again

00:46:37.340 In the evening, yesterday

00:46:38.980 Someone on Twitter, can't remember who it was

00:46:41.580 Someone called Jordan

00:46:42.300 Atted me on Twitter and said

00:46:45.000 Here's a link by, have you read it yet?

00:46:46.240 And I was like, oh god, yeah, of course, right

00:46:47.940 So I read it

00:46:49.440 So let's talk about it a wee bit

00:46:51.820 It is an interesting story, it's quite a small story really

00:46:55.140 In the scheme of things

00:46:56.060 It's interesting and I think it's indicative

00:46:59.400 I think it's telling

00:47:00.300 So okay, look

00:47:01.420 It's in London, we're in Greater London, barking

00:47:04.660 East London

00:47:05.240 Near-ish where I was born and raised

00:47:07.800 Environmental lawyer

00:47:09.840 Facing up to two years in prison

00:47:11.980 For clearing rubbish

00:47:13.540 From East London River

00:47:14.800 Barking is a complete

00:47:19.120 Dive

00:47:20.360 I'm surprised

00:47:22.740 I honestly didn't know

00:47:24.340 There were any real green spaces in Barking

00:47:26.240 Barking is like your classic

00:47:29.380 Metropolitan area

00:47:32.260 Just city

00:47:32.920 a little bit of suburbia but mainly like city i didn't realize there were any green spaces beyond

00:47:39.300 maybe like a park but at least the river rodding roding i think it's rodding i didn't know there

00:47:46.820 was one in places like where i actually grew up there's like the river rom running through

00:47:51.380 romford my whole life it's just been a tiny trickle tiny muddy contaminated trickle not a river really

00:47:57.860 in any real sense i guess barking has got something like that i guess it's a tributary

00:48:01.800 was once a tributary of the Thames or something like that anyway who knows if you'd ask me there

00:48:07.940 are actual green river areas in Barking I would say no Barking no but there are there is so all

00:48:13.580 right let's read a little bit about this Paul Paulsland hope I'm pronouncing that right Paulsland

00:48:20.580 40 and a group of volunteers filled over 200 bags of rubbish from the river Rodding in Barking

00:48:26.720 East London at their own expense by the way you're in trouble for that have you got a license for

00:48:33.360 that quite literally if you've got a license for that that's the story a barrister this guy Paul 0.90

00:48:38.500 is facing prosecution by the Environment Agency how dare they how dare they for pulling rubbish

00:48:45.840 out of a local river in Bowes Britain I would cut red tape radically if I was going to be radical

00:48:55.860 About a number of things

00:48:57.160 That's one of the things

00:48:57.820 I'd be radical about

00:48:59.040 The way the state

00:49:01.900 The way the government

00:49:03.080 Has got things in place

00:49:05.060 To prevent people

00:49:06.460 From doing lots and lots

00:49:07.940 And lots and lots of things

00:49:08.840 And if you try

00:49:09.580 You get prosecuted for something

00:49:11.600 Get rid of loads of that

00:49:13.280 You can't do that

00:49:14.140 You can't build there

00:49:14.980 You can't clear a river of rubbish

00:49:18.120 In your own time

00:49:19.320 At your own expense

00:49:20.220 Get rid of all of that

00:49:25.000 type of thing. The state should have a very, very, very minimal, the lightest of light touch on

00:49:31.940 people's lives, in my opinion. And I'm not an actual full libertarian. I've got libertarian

00:49:37.440 type leanings. I'd like a very, very small state, very, very small government. I'd like it to touch

00:49:44.460 people's lives as least as possible, a small amount as possible. The idea that the environment

00:49:51.040 Agency would prosecute you for that

00:49:53.060 For something like that 0.90

00:49:54.080 Outrageous, absolutely disgusting

00:49:56.380 And injustice

00:49:59.080 They think they're doing justice

00:50:00.720 Justice must be served on Paul

00:50:02.820 Paul Powsland and his friends

00:50:05.180 That tried to do something righteous and noble

00:50:07.260 And good

00:50:07.760 They deserve some justice

00:50:10.440 No

00:50:11.680 No

00:50:13.240 The just thing to do

00:50:16.080 Would be to leave them alone

00:50:18.820 Would be to strip the Environment Agency

00:50:20.540 If anything of their powers to do something like that

00:50:22.460 That would be justice

00:50:24.240 Imagine that

00:50:27.080 You're just trying to do something

00:50:29.320 That is objectively good

00:50:31.520 And the state tries to put you in prison for it

00:50:41.200 This country

00:50:42.180 Alright

00:50:44.520 4.014 a group of volunteers

00:50:46.840 Took matters into their own hands

00:50:48.780 to clear a section of the River Rodding

00:50:51.220 in Barking, East London.

00:50:53.520 Later, I'll read this.

00:50:54.800 Later, they'll try and give some justification

00:50:56.200 of what you might have done wrong.

00:50:57.260 It's nonsense.

00:50:58.740 The group hired a digger for £1,000,

00:51:00.960 again, their own money,

00:51:02.680 and filled over 200 bags of rubbish,

00:51:05.140 including packaging needles,

00:51:07.240 domestic appliances, and even weapons.

00:51:11.160 However, shortly after the clean-up,

00:51:12.840 Paul received a letter from the Environment Agency

00:51:15.140 notifying him he was under investigation

00:51:17.640 for operating without a license.

00:51:19.660 What?

00:51:21.300 You need a license to clear rubbish out of a river?

00:51:27.400 That's a travesty in the first place.

00:51:31.840 You're not allowed to clean up.

00:51:34.060 You must live in squalor unless we let you not live in squalor.

00:51:39.160 You must live in filth.

00:51:43.900 What?

00:51:44.100 what if you want to do anything about it we'll take you to court

00:51:50.000 it's just completely wrong isn't it the offense carries a maximum punishment of two years in

00:51:58.480 prison and he could also lose his job as an environmental lawyer despite this Paul who

00:52:03.640 lives on a houseboat on the river has pledged to press on good man yeah good man don't let him get

00:52:09.200 you down urging the environmental agency to collaborate with him rather than pursue legal

00:52:16.000 action just trying to he said this guy paul he said this river will be restored uh they now have

00:52:33.800 a clear choice they can fight me and all the other amazing volunteers doing the work or they can get

00:52:38.320 on board and help us and become the good guys in this yeah i don't think they're going to win this

00:52:43.000 in the court of public opinion quite right good point fair point hope so fight us or come on board

00:52:51.020 with us paul and fellow volunteers from his grassroots charity the river rodding trust

00:52:56.580 descended on a side channel of the river in march to remove rubbish and invasive species

00:53:01.900 in a bid to restore the waterway to for wildlife pulling out over 200 bags of waste and spending

00:53:08.280 £1,000 on hiring a digger to assist with the effort. However, just days after completing the

00:53:13.200 restoration work, before Paul had even announced the results publicly, he received an email from

00:53:18.660 the government watchdog informing him that he was under investigation. He said, I hadn't even

00:53:24.260 posted about the works publicly, only in our private Facebook group, so it seems like there's

00:53:28.980 environmental agency spires in our Facebook group, spying on local people restoring a river.

00:53:33.940 it's Orwellian isn't it I don't I don't see how else they would have known there's no other way

00:53:40.940 they could have known imagine that you work for the environment agency and they're like oh we've

00:53:46.500 heard there's whispers there's rumblings oh hey there's rumblings that someone's trying to clean

00:53:50.780 something up quick scour the internet for any sort of Facebook group use open source tools

00:53:57.520 to see what they're talking about.

00:54:01.160 Can't have people clearing things up on their own

00:54:03.580 without a license, without our say-so.

00:54:07.060 Can't have that.

00:54:09.340 Can't have a local residence

00:54:10.980 try and clean up needles from a riverbank. 0.99

00:54:18.040 Scumbags. 1.00

00:54:19.580 What scumbags? 1.00

00:54:22.020 The barrister says he wants the agency's environment 0.99

00:54:25.780 priorities directed elsewhere urging urging the volunteers shouldn't have to dip into their own

00:54:32.120 pockets and navigate a regulatory red tape simply to give up their time simply to give up their time

00:54:39.720 to clean up the local environment he highlights the thames water sewage out there roughly 200

00:54:45.680 meters upstream from the restored alders brook site which he claims is routinely spewing sewage

00:54:52.080 sewage into the river water company maintains that its outlet operates within the bounds of

00:54:57.760 the law oh right well oh well the law says you can just pump sewage into a river so don't worry

00:55:05.400 about it move on who said the group's cleanup efforts have resulted in the waterway quote

00:55:12.940 coming back to life just about just about it doesn't still don't look great does it he said

00:55:20.120 um we've got we've got irises and reed beds coming back i saw fish in there for the first time

00:55:26.980 a couple of weeks ago dragonflies and herons returning it's wholesome isn't it he's doing a

00:55:32.260 good wholesome thing and they're like not without a license you're not bruv

00:55:37.860 oh you want to clean up a river i don't think so mate here's a court order which can spy on you

00:55:47.320 And then try and deprive you of your liberty

00:55:50.320 I know it's a small story

00:55:57.960 Ultimately

00:55:59.920 But this is our country

00:56:02.940 This is what we're living in

00:56:03.860 Well

00:56:05.300 If you voted me Lord Protector

00:56:08.460 I would do away with it all

00:56:10.000 Aim high, vote Beau

00:56:12.100 Beau's Britain for a

00:56:17.000 brighter better England okay he said oh no I've read that bit sorry I want to I want to quickly

00:56:25.780 read what the they said they said they just said basically it might there might be flooding if he

00:56:34.100 like this is that bit of the river supposed to be silted up but it wasn't it hasn't historically

00:56:40.100 been or anything they said it might cause unintended harm

00:56:48.180 what to the needles you might harm the discarded needles that's just nonsense

00:56:55.220 all right it's already nearly quarter past as we started for an hour late didn't we this morning

00:56:59.940 so let's move on then to on this day in history i like doing that bit you guys seem to like me

00:57:05.700 doing that bit all right on this day in 363 ad it would be roman emperor julian that is julian

00:57:13.960 the apostate again is killed during retreat from the sassanid empire general jovian is proclaimed

00:57:21.840 emperor by troops on the battlefield i did a poll on my twitter a few days ago was it at the weekend

00:57:27.480 or something and i just did a little poll the first few things that popped into my head what

00:57:32.060 would you like me to do on epochs i can't remember i said like the siege of vienna 16th century

00:57:37.660 siege of vienna is it the manhattan project i remember something else and um or julian the

00:57:44.640 apostate or isaac newton i said isaac newton or julian the apostate julian the apostate lost it

00:57:49.840 came last i believe a few hundred votes on it great story though i'll probably do it at some

00:57:57.440 point anyway. Yeah, Julian Apostate. I talked about him before, didn't I? Where he burnt

00:58:02.820 his, sailed up the Tigris, burnt his own ships to Ctesiphon, which is sort of modern-day

00:58:07.820 Baghdad, kind of, not exactly, but. And then on the battlefield, some little, there was

00:58:12.280 some little skirmish, some little, it wasn't a giant battle or anything. It was retreating

00:58:16.740 westwards. There was some little skirmish, some little ambush. They got the emperor himself,

00:58:24.080 julian apostate one of the greats very very interesting story okay on this day in 1794

00:58:29.920 battle of fleurus i don't know if i'm pronouncing that right i think where i did on uh thomas

00:58:38.880 that's one the other one the other camera

00:58:46.160 i think just the main camera

00:58:47.200 Cheers

00:58:50.660 On Baudet's Epochs

00:58:53.700 Wasn't it

00:58:54.160 A couple of weeks ago

00:58:54.960 For two weeks

00:58:55.960 Did content with

00:58:58.500 The masterful

00:58:59.660 Apostolic Majesty 1.00

00:59:00.360 All about the French Revolution 0.98

00:59:01.880 And I believe that 0.97

00:59:02.860 At least in passing

00:59:03.540 Was mentioned

00:59:04.100 I think AM mentioned that

00:59:05.360 At least in passing

00:59:05.840 At the beginning

00:59:07.060 Right near the beginning

00:59:07.880 Of the French Revolution

00:59:08.820 There was a handful of battles

00:59:12.440 This is before Napoleon

00:59:14.060 Before Napoleon became

00:59:16.080 An important general anyway

00:59:17.080 A number of France's enemies all teamed up

00:59:21.440 To try and take down

00:59:22.440 The sort of anti-monarchist

00:59:24.840 Revolutionary movement 0.99

00:59:26.600 And the French beat them 1.00

00:59:29.120 And this is one of those 0.83

00:59:30.820 Major victory by forces of the

00:59:33.260 First French Republic

00:59:34.400 Under General Jean-Baptiste Jourdain

00:59:37.620 Who went on to be one of Napoleon's

00:59:39.440 Marshals

00:59:40.820 Over the coalition army of Great Britain

00:59:43.300 Hanover and the Dutch Republic and the Habsburgs

00:59:45.620 with the first use of a reconnaissance balloon i didn't know that that that that's news to me

00:59:51.300 that's interesting first use of a reconnaissance must be very early on in one of those extremely

00:59:58.140 early balloons there you go great britain hanover the dutch and the habsburgs all teamed up to take

01:00:04.920 out the french revolution the armies of the french revolution and failed okay on this day in 1857

01:00:12.740 The first 62 recipients received the Victoria Cross for valour

01:00:16.360 In the Crimean War from Queen Victoria

01:00:18.700 This is

01:00:21.100 I think that

01:00:23.980 After the Siege of Sebastopol

01:00:26.500 It's been a while since I did any sort of deep dive or reading on the Crimean War

01:00:33.280 I guess that would have been after the Siege of Sebastopol

01:00:36.320 Anyway

01:00:36.560 Okay, the first Victoria Cross

01:00:38.600 To this day, the VC

01:00:40.260 The highest award for gallantry that is

01:00:42.740 The highest military award possible

01:00:44.260 It's the equivalent of a medal of honour

01:00:45.740 Quite often you get it posthumously

01:00:49.000 You did something so badass and brave

01:00:51.300 Literally suicidally brave

01:00:53.600 That it cost you your life

01:00:55.200 And you get it awarded posthumously

01:00:57.800 Often

01:00:58.800 Like a medal of honour

01:01:00.840 To this day they're all cast out of 1.00

01:01:03.640 Russian cannon that were

01:01:07.740 Captured at the siege of Sebastopol

01:01:09.660 I don't know if those very, very, very earliest ones were

01:01:12.160 On this day in 1917

01:01:16.220 First US troops arrive in France

01:01:17.840 During World War I

01:01:18.800 Right

01:01:19.240 Then the tide of the battle

01:01:21.040 Was pivotal for like

01:01:22.420 The Kaiserschlacht

01:01:23.600 The final battles of 1918

01:01:25.780 Under General Pershing

01:01:29.240 Black Jack Pershing 0.92

01:01:31.800 He wasn't black 1.00

01:01:32.680 There used to be 1.00

01:01:35.420 Now Netflix will probably do

01:01:37.680 World War I drama 0.69

01:01:39.720 Where Black Jack Pershing is black

01:01:41.460 anyway anyway on this day 1945 the united nations charter is signed by 50 nations in san francisco 0.58

01:01:54.240 right here it's always meant to be a tool for the united states to

01:01:59.740 reject its power abroad one way or another wasn't it okay interesting these days that

01:02:06.400 The rift

01:02:08.640 Fundamentally between the UN

01:02:11.340 And the United States

01:02:12.520 The UN building is in New York isn't it

01:02:15.460 Like the rift between the 0.69

01:02:16.960 Power players there and the White House 0.57

01:02:19.540 Or Congress and the Senate

01:02:21.260 That the UN isn't

01:02:23.520 Just a complete cipher

01:02:25.040 For the United States

01:02:26.500 I don't

01:02:29.560 Blame the United States either when they

01:02:31.100 When someone like

01:02:33.480 Trump or whatever moans about the UN

01:02:35.340 I think it was in Trump's first administration

01:02:38.660 He went to do a speech at the UN

01:02:40.240 And they were laughing at him

01:02:41.400 Literally laughing at him

01:02:44.860 As he walks up there to the lectern to start a speech

01:02:47.020 Or Trump cut their funding didn't he

01:02:52.800 Massively

01:02:53.460 At the beginning of this first term

01:02:55.080 Massively slashed their funding

01:02:57.380 Because

01:02:58.120 Most of the UN's funding comes from the United States

01:03:02.180 I'm not joking

01:03:03.880 I'm not massively exaggerating

01:03:04.980 To say that the UN is

01:03:05.780 Always was

01:03:06.880 A tool

01:03:08.120 In the US's toolbox 0.72

01:03:09.660 To be hegemon of the world

01:03:12.120 It's not much of an exaggeration at all

01:03:14.160 To say something like that

01:03:15.140 Entirely fine

01:03:17.060 Or not entirely

01:03:17.940 Largely funded by the US

01:03:19.600 Or Trump was like

01:03:20.360 Oh right well

01:03:20.700 We won't give you loads and loads of money anymore

01:03:23.120 You're not doing what we want

01:03:24.400 You're not playing ball

01:03:25.180 You're not fit for purpose anymore

01:03:27.220 As far as we

01:03:27.840 The United States are concerned

01:03:29.920 Well we won't

01:03:30.760 Why should we give you loads and loads and loads of money 0.99

01:03:32.940 to project your socialism around the world your weirdo anti-white anti-human subversion 0.96

01:03:42.720 around the world yeah perhaps we won't give you loads of money after all yeah good well done trump 0.92

01:03:48.440 that's one of the things you know i cast shade at trump for a number of things he's handling the

01:03:53.120 epstein affair this persian war i'm not a particular fan of i think it's been mismanaged

01:03:57.320 But he has done loads of good things as well, though

01:03:59.560 I'll give credit where it's due

01:04:02.140 If Ed Davey starts doing things I like, I'll say so

01:04:04.920 One of the things Trump did, which was great

01:04:08.840 Was cut tons of funding to the UN

01:04:10.720 Yeah, the UN

01:04:13.040 I'm not a fan of it, shall we say

01:04:17.120 Alright, let's move on

01:04:17.840 On this day in 2016

01:04:19.200 Panama Canal's third set of locks opens to commercial traffic

01:04:22.520 Doubling the canal's capacity

01:04:24.400 At an estimated cost of

01:04:26.660 5.25 billion

01:04:28.420 It is cheaper

01:04:31.160 To go through the Panama Canal isn't it

01:04:33.000 Rather than sell all the way around

01:04:35.140 Tierra del Fuego

01:04:37.520 All the way through

01:04:40.400 Especially the Straits of Magellan

01:04:42.900 Or whatever

01:04:43.280 All the way down the bottom of South America

01:04:45.400 Right okay alright

01:04:46.160 That's it should we do the

01:04:48.840 Rumble Rants and Super Chats

01:04:50.340 I usually do the Rumble Rants first don't I

01:04:52.800 Oh, I'll let Thomas make it so engaged

01:04:56.800 Okay, great

01:04:58.320 Alright, we'll do the rumble rants first

01:05:00.600 Will global church history be in at number one?

01:05:02.820 Yes

01:05:03.340 Well done, sir

01:05:05.600 You've got to get up early in the morning, literally 0.96

01:05:07.660 To beat global church history

01:05:09.600 First name global, middle name church, surname history

01:05:12.340 He says

01:05:13.340 He says

01:05:14.500 On this day in 1409 AD

01:05:16.640 A third concurrent antipope, Alexander V

01:05:19.840 Was crowned at Pisa

01:05:21.280 Yeah, yeah, that's the period I was talking about yesterday, wasn't it?

01:05:24.460 Just before the Council of Constance

01:05:26.740 Where you've got at one point, at one window of time

01:05:29.160 You've got four popes

01:05:30.140 That was a brief window of time

01:05:32.980 But you've certainly for a while you've got three popes

01:05:34.860 There's the one in Rome, one in Pisa and one in Avignon

01:05:38.220 Which is in southern France

01:05:39.700 Each one of them saying, I am the legit pope 1.00

01:05:44.400 And you, if anything, you're a heretic 0.89

01:05:46.860 For denying that I am the right pope 1.00

01:05:49.800 You're a demon, if anything 0.96

01:05:52.160 Because I'm the Pope, so you can't be 0.96

01:05:53.900 There can only be one Pope at any given time

01:05:55.880 Three guys, even four, running around

01:05:58.520 Okay

01:05:59.400 Did the Council of Constance

01:06:02.460 Settle all of that

01:06:03.340 In 1415?

01:06:06.640 Kinda

01:06:06.920 Not really, kinda

01:06:08.620 Alright, and the other factor

01:06:12.360 You've got for us is

01:06:13.200 In 1541

01:06:15.880 On this day

01:06:17.480 Pizarro was assassinated in Lima

01:06:20.920 By Diego de El Magro

01:06:24.180 The Younger

01:06:25.060 Yeah, oh god, that's one

01:06:26.900 That's another thing I've said, haven't I

01:06:28.340 I will do, I really mean to do that

01:06:31.320 Epochs, long form content

01:06:33.460 About Pizarro

01:06:34.300 And his conquest of the Inca

01:06:37.380 What an incredible

01:06:40.040 That is one of the most incredible stories

01:06:43.180 That I'm aware of in all of human history

01:06:44.940 Pizarro

01:06:47.040 Something like 60 guys

01:06:48.820 Something like 60 guys and 5 horses

01:06:52.060 Or like 1 cannon or something

01:06:54.180 Took on the entire Incan

01:06:56.360 Civilisation 1.00

01:06:57.600 Of millions of people 1.00

01:06:59.960 And beat them

01:07:04.080 Destroyed their civilisation

01:07:07.660 Anyway

01:07:11.880 As global church history says there

01:07:14.020 Pizarro himself came to a sticky end

01:07:16.120 Okay

01:07:17.260 Oh the next one is also Global Church History

01:07:19.820 You say also on this day in 19...

01:07:22.260 Oh we've got an extra fact word

01:07:23.320 Don't say he's not generous

01:07:25.460 Don't say he's not a river to his people

01:07:28.360 The glorious band are chosen for you

01:07:32.960 He says also on this day in 1906

01:07:35.880 Was the first Grand Prix

01:07:37.520 Oh held at Le Mans

01:07:38.860 Which was won by

01:07:40.740 Ferenc Sezis

01:07:42.700 I've got no idea how to pronounce that

01:07:44.360 for reno my sister anna church history

01:07:48.920 first name anna middle name church surname history um or is it double barreled your surname

01:07:55.500 is church history double barreled um you say your sister anna is a big f1 fan oh good girl good girl

01:08:02.660 love it brilliant love f1 me so i thought i should mention it all right okay 1906 all that's early

01:08:09.320 because officially grand prix didn't start to formally nowadays the 50s

01:08:16.540 i've got i've got a bit of um a long-form bit of content in conversation in conversation with

01:08:24.140 that thomas thomas dowling um all about the history of racing everyone 1906 those would be

01:08:31.180 those would be those beer gold like chitty chitty bang bang looking cars like massive massive ones

01:08:37.920 Racing with really skinny wheels

01:08:40.600 Tiny little drum brakes

01:08:42.140 Insanely dangerous

01:08:43.780 If you roll it, everyone dies

01:08:45.300 Burst into flames quite easily

01:08:48.440 1996

01:08:49.800 Racing one of those

01:08:51.420 Not for the faint hearted

01:08:53.100 Not for the faint hearted 0.99

01:08:55.200 Back end starts stepping out

01:08:57.040 He probably won't be able to save it

01:08:58.740 Okay

01:09:01.720 Oh, your sister likes F1 though

01:09:04.980 Cool

01:09:05.260 It's very rare to find a woman that likes F1

01:09:07.740 Very rare, I've found

01:09:09.680 Very rare

01:09:12.180 Tomrat247 says

01:09:14.760 There are parts of citizen vigilante

01:09:19.400 That are pure fed post

01:09:21.220 Yeah, I can see that

01:09:23.380 But Arnie Hammer

01:09:25.900 Stopping mid-coitus 1.00

01:09:28.680 To complain about black mould

01:09:30.360 Was hysterical

01:09:31.240 Yeah, that was weird 1.00

01:09:32.440 Weird interracial sex scene 1.00

01:09:34.940 With a prostitute 1.00

01:09:37.740 and then anyway also director and i don't know how you pronounce this director your bowl 0.96

01:09:45.480 follows me on twitter oh cool oh cool yeah he he must be based because i didn't did notice at the

01:09:53.040 beginning that he sort of said written directed and produced or something i think it was certainly

01:09:57.260 written and directed by the same guy i'd never heard of him before but you you you ball

01:10:03.600 i suspect he's scandinavian even though it's arnie hammer and he's like an american speaks

01:10:10.660 american and the the film is english language a lot of it is set somewhere in europe it feels

01:10:16.020 like scandinavia somewhere i don't know anyway elon posted it 50 million odd views last night

01:10:23.460 probably loads more now check it out your country almost certainly has banned it doesn't want you

01:10:27.320 watch it you can see it on twitter it's right there unabridged fully you have to have to sign

01:10:33.560 in or anything it's just there just click on it okay 14 barber says morning mate all right yeah

01:10:42.040 i'm all right you're all right i hope you are i saw some amazing lightning last night i heard someone

01:10:48.120 in the distance um i was wondering if starmer is going to resign as an mp2 not immediately that's

01:10:54.520 That's not quite how it works usually.

01:10:56.720 It'd be better than hanging around like a backbench ghost anyways.

01:11:00.660 It's funny, different Prime Ministers do things differently.

01:11:04.700 So John Major, for example, remained an MP for quite a while.

01:11:09.120 Eventually they booted him up to the Lords.

01:11:11.600 Like Gordon Brown, textured like son, remained an MP for a long time.

01:11:15.740 In fact, is he still an MP to this day?

01:11:20.080 I'm not sure.

01:11:21.700 But he certainly remained just an MP.

01:11:24.520 For ages, for years

01:11:26.080 Tony Blair didn't

01:11:27.620 Tony Blair stepped down, stepped aside entirely

01:11:29.720 Didn't get a peerage

01:11:31.980 They did make him

01:11:33.100 Give him the Order of the Garter

01:11:35.120 Which is more prestigious than a peerage

01:11:37.600 Rarer, certainly much rarer

01:11:39.640 Yeah, different premises

01:11:43.540 Handle it differently, you know

01:11:45.100 Like

01:11:46.320 David Cameron wanted to step away

01:11:49.060 They eventually gave him a peerage

01:11:51.740 Didn't they?

01:11:52.680 So he could be Foreign Secretary from the Lords

01:11:54.420 Starmer will still be an MP

01:11:58.300 At least for the rest of this parliament

01:12:00.300 Whether he wants to stand

01:12:01.760 At the next general election

01:12:03.860 To be an MP again

01:12:05.600 Who knows, probably not, I would suspect not

01:12:08.020 But he might do

01:12:08.560 He's a weird guy, so he might do

01:12:10.900 Usually they step away though, don't they?

01:12:15.920 Usually

01:12:16.400 What Gordon Brown did

01:12:17.880 Remain an MP

01:12:18.940 Is

01:12:19.800 Or

01:12:20.980 Job major

01:12:23.140 Is

01:12:23.900 Less common

01:12:25.060 Usually because you've reached the pinnacle

01:12:28.100 Of the thing right

01:12:29.060 You've completed the story mode of British politics

01:12:32.140 If you've become Prime Minister

01:12:33.720 There's not much point

01:12:35.580 Sort of

01:12:36.960 Unless you just love the game so much

01:12:39.320 Like Gordon Brown

01:12:40.160 Usually

01:12:42.560 You've done it you're probably not going to be Prime Minister again

01:12:45.900 You're not Gladstone

01:12:46.820 You're not Disraeli

01:12:48.240 You're probably not going to be Prime Minister again

01:12:49.740 So go make some money

01:12:52.700 Go make loads of money

01:12:54.240 Doing something else instead

01:12:55.160 Go and enjoy your life a bit

01:12:56.700 So he will

01:13:00.480 In other words

01:13:01.100 To answer your question

01:13:01.740 Starmer will still be an MP

01:13:05.120 Yeah

01:13:05.420 But I doubt he'll want to stand

01:13:09.780 At the next general election

01:13:10.740 Okay

01:13:11.900 Geoffrey Farnall says

01:13:14.440 Watch your bow

01:13:15.020 Watch your mate

01:13:15.580 I think we're coming back

01:13:19.240 From Rupert

01:13:20.680 Slip of the tongue now

01:13:21.840 But we really need to be singing from the same hymn sheet

01:13:25.380 And that hymn is 0.99

01:13:26.560 To deportations our hearts we raise

01:13:29.700 Nice, yeah

01:13:31.540 I thought that was a bit

01:13:32.740 I didn't think that was a big deal to be honest

01:13:34.680 I watched it yesterday

01:13:35.640 Or the last two days or whatever

01:13:37.680 Where there was a clip

01:13:39.860 It was that Bette David guy

01:13:42.280 I can't remember his full name

01:13:43.920 But he's got that massive podcast

01:13:45.200 Rupert Lowe did an interview with him

01:13:48.180 And even though he poured

01:13:49.980 Scott Rupert even though he poured scorn on multiculturalism in no uncertain terms he talked

01:13:55.720 about Islam and demographic replacement there was another bit in that interview where he said

01:14:01.780 what did he say he said like multiculturalism is okay if they integrate there's probably a

01:14:10.800 slip of the tongue he probably meant multiracialism because integration and multiculturalism don't

01:14:16.240 That's an oxymoron on some level.

01:14:17.880 But anyway, he basically said something that on the face of it

01:14:21.240 seems really pretty weak and globalist.

01:14:25.060 Certainly not all that based.

01:14:29.000 But, well, two things.

01:14:31.860 One, he really was setting up, making an argument of,

01:14:36.040 well, if they integrate.

01:14:37.960 But they haven't integrated, have they?

01:14:39.500 So they can all go back. 1.00

01:14:41.720 That's really what he was doing.

01:14:43.880 A little bit of chess there.

01:14:45.820 A little bit of 3D chess

01:14:46.780 Oh, it's okay if they integrate

01:14:50.540 Oh, what's that?

01:14:51.620 Millions of them haven't

01:14:53.060 Given 50 years

01:14:54.560 Millions of them haven't

01:14:56.400 Right, off you go then 0.99

01:14:57.440 Back to the land of your ancestors

01:14:59.000 Millions must go 1.00

01:15:00.020 Back to where you came from

01:15:01.740 Because you're a detriment to us and our society

01:15:05.260 But our enemies and people that are skittish

01:15:10.240 Saw the 22nd clip and was like

01:15:11.960 Oh, he's pro-multiculturalism

01:15:14.200 Watched the whole interview

01:15:16.600 Or the dozens of other times

01:15:18.440 Rupert Lowe has poured scorn and derision

01:15:21.280 On multiculturalism

01:15:22.780 What about that?

01:15:25.820 So for me

01:15:26.300 It was nothing

01:15:27.960 It was still in a teacup

01:15:28.980 It was an exercise

01:15:30.860 As far as our enemies are concerned

01:15:33.420 To try and sow division

01:15:34.480 In Restore's ranks

01:15:37.080 Well, it's not going to work on me

01:15:38.480 Can't help it if it works on 0.98

01:15:40.320 That silly little crappy 0.98

01:15:42.460 PSYOP worked on anyone else 0.99

01:15:44.680 But it didn't work on me

01:15:45.480 Of course Rupert isn't pro

01:15:49.820 Multiculturalism

01:15:52.140 I don't know how many times

01:15:53.000 And how many different ways

01:15:54.240 He would have to express it

01:15:55.600 Again in that same interview

01:15:56.880 He's talking about demographic decline 1.00

01:15:58.220 And the horrors of an Islamof 1.00

01:16:03.600 An Islamic Britain 1.00

01:16:05.700 Okay 1.00

01:16:09.840 Alright

01:16:10.820 If our enemies

01:16:13.100 And by that I mean anyone from the daily 0.91

01:16:15.840 From the male group

01:16:16.980 To some online Twitter 0.79

01:16:20.060 Reform tard

01:16:21.140 Be aware that they're trying to cause division 1.00

01:16:26.220 They're trying to

01:16:28.280 Put a seed in your mind

01:16:30.080 Of why you shouldn't vote for a store

01:16:31.980 Why you shouldn't like

01:16:33.780 Rupert

01:16:35.180 Yeah, I understand that

01:16:38.540 And that's what they're doing

01:16:39.200 So when you feel that

01:16:40.760 impulse like oh Rupert's done something of hate wait let's just double check what exactly really

01:16:46.200 was he saying what did he say exactly though what's really going on here don't just immediately

01:16:52.500 take their 20 second clip about all right that's it I'm out Rupert's Rupert's actually like

01:16:57.840 no better than a Lib Dem oh I'm out then be a bit better than that okay need you to be a bit

01:17:05.880 better than that, to be perfectly honest. Alright. TomRat247 says, Tenacious B. I can't like

01:17:16.400 that. I've been called tons of different things. The ballistic missile. I'm not always nice.

01:17:25.720 Tenacious B. I'm a pretty hardline Republican, but to still man the money issue the Royal

01:17:33.240 family is getting they are getting a higher uh proportion of their estate profits that otherwise

01:17:41.060 goes to government are they i don't know if that's true if you say that's true i'm not saying

01:17:48.520 you've made that up or you're lying or anything i just don't know if that's definitely true

01:17:51.260 but okay if you say so the for the royal family they're getting a higher proportion of their

01:17:57.720 of state profits than otherwise goes to government okay okay sorry i can't really comment on that

01:18:07.040 with any real um any real insight okay um luke stewart here luke street st luke 91 says

01:18:16.560 g'day bow oh yeah g'day mate how good and everyone and everyone thanks to paul

01:18:22.160 g'daybo and everyone oh thanks for getting to paul oh talking about it was luke it was you

01:18:29.500 wasn't it yeah talking about that environmentalist dude might go to prison for two years you probably

01:18:33.940 won't but might go to prison for two years for um trying to clean up a river i've just finished

01:18:40.180 work for the day oh lucky you in the weekend ahead you can relax open a tinny

01:18:45.460 and uh are you driving home in your ute

01:18:52.560 you're gonna have a barbie

01:18:56.660 a couple of tinnies of the old barbie oh yeah

01:19:01.140 i like ozies i don't i don't mean any of that to be uh you get it you get it i i like ozies

01:19:09.920 Most Aussies I've ever met have been great people 0.86

01:19:12.460 But I do know they don't like the Barbie thing 1.00

01:19:16.320 Throw another shrimp on the Barbie 0.99

01:19:18.540 That cliche

01:19:19.340 I've spoken to at least two or three Australians

01:19:23.040 If you mention that 1.00

01:19:24.300 They're like we don't

01:19:24.940 Stop saying that

01:19:25.880 That's annoying

01:19:26.760 Okay

01:19:29.960 Fallen Firebird says

01:19:31.620 Hard not to see the river cleaning thing 0.55

01:19:35.060 As a spiteful act

01:19:36.300 By an incompetent agency

01:19:37.840 Humiliated by the fact that 0.94

01:19:39.620 Normal people did their job for them

01:19:41.300 Absolutely

01:19:42.260 Yeah, hit the nail on the head there

01:19:46.280 Absolutely

01:19:47.600 Yeah 0.82

01:19:48.700 Also, less jail time for foreign rapists 0.95

01:19:52.040 Than him, yeah 0.96

01:19:52.800 There's quite literally

01:19:53.980 Some actual convicted rapists

01:19:58.000 That were given no custodial time

01:20:00.500 They were let out on

01:20:05.500 Like supervision orders

01:20:08.020 He could face more time

01:20:11.700 Than rapists

01:20:14.600 There's something terribly wrong with this country, isn't there? 0.91

01:20:20.820 V for Vendetta, something terribly wrong

01:20:22.480 You know it, don't you? We all know it

01:20:25.980 Alright, Luke again

01:20:29.460 But

01:20:31.120 Un seems to be more useful

01:20:34.760 I guess maybe there's a typo there

01:20:37.440 Something seems to be more useful to project China's influence

01:20:41.400 Oh, UN, sorry

01:20:42.160 Put capital U, lowercase n

01:20:47.300 Like, un

01:20:48.300 Sorry, UN

01:20:50.060 UN seems to be more useful to project China's influence

01:20:53.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah 0.98

01:20:54.180 Or they'll put Saudi Arabia as the lead on human rights abuses

01:20:58.500 Yeah, or China or Russia in the UN Security Council 0.65

01:21:03.760 Like the Big Five or whatever

01:21:04.820 They'll just veto anything

01:21:06.220 They'll veto everything that's not in their interest

01:21:07.780 Of course they would

01:21:08.520 Mostly a talking shop

01:21:13.120 Yeah 0.95

01:21:17.380 Being used to project China's power abroad

01:21:20.580 If anything 0.83

01:21:21.100 Yeah

01:21:23.040 Pigdog5150 says

01:21:25.340 Nothing much to add

01:21:27.560 Keep up the good work

01:21:28.500 Oh well thank you very much

01:21:29.520 I appreciate it

01:21:30.880 Thanks for that rumble rant

01:21:33.620 Appreciate the money

01:21:34.800 Okay and the last one

01:21:36.060 St. Luke again says

01:21:38.000 We call them prawns

01:21:40.860 Oh, like shrimps

01:21:41.540 Prawn and shrimp, yeah

01:21:42.480 Okay, here

01:21:45.260 What is the difference between prawn and shrimp?

01:21:50.140 One of the most eternal questions

01:21:51.520 Just how big they are, isn't it?

01:21:55.340 I like crayfish tails myself, either way

01:21:57.580 Alright, there the

01:22:00.960 Oh, one more 0.94

01:22:02.400 One more Rubber Ranch just popped in

01:22:04.420 I may as well read it

01:22:05.160 jet lag says the socialists in the environment i guess you meant environment agency were probably

01:22:13.440 butthurt that they couldn't get paid for all the bureaucracy they would do uh that they would do

01:22:20.600 to plan to plan cleaning that river right yeah our guy paul uh robbed them of their if their

01:22:32.760 If their own job

01:22:35.980 And their money 0.98

01:22:36.680 Yeah, made him look silly 0.97

01:22:39.480 Yeah

01:22:40.780 That's like a sweet little bit

01:22:43.900 Of busy work that could cost them weeks

01:22:46.040 He robbed them of that

01:22:47.780 Now they've got to do some real work

01:22:49.520 Or something else

01:22:50.520 That annoyed them

01:22:51.980 Horrible story isn't it

01:22:56.440 Okay

01:22:56.760 Let the rumble rants

01:22:59.260 Let's do the YouTube super chats

01:23:00.700 need to do that all right what have we got max robe says you need a test card f with a bow and

01:23:10.300 gonk in middle do you remember the test are you too young times you're in your late twins aren't

01:23:15.440 you thomas uh i've actually just turned 32 today oh did you yeah today yes my birthday

01:23:24.680 happy birthday mate i didn't know that god happy birthday you're 32nd 32 years young today our

01:23:35.620 producer thomas wish him a happy birthday in the chat i insist i insist happy birthday oh

01:23:41.160 sorry about i didn't know all right well if i'd known i would have baked a cake i wouldn't have

01:23:48.160 done i would buy one i'm not gonna bake a cake oh well happy birthday 32 i thought you were younger

01:23:53.740 than that slightly younger than that but okay all right great do you remember now back to the

01:23:58.960 rumble the super chat do you remember the test card like maybe on late night bbc2 like the

01:24:03.840 telly just stops at like midnight and there's just this test card thing on the screen do you

01:24:09.680 remember that i i don't remember it but if you've seen the tv series uh life on mars i think they

01:24:15.460 featured it in that and i've seen that bbc one yeah bbc yeah yeah i think channel 4 had their

01:24:21.520 version but um we could do a parody of that a comedy parody of that where it's me it's me

01:24:28.660 sitting there with a weird gonk or a weird like gollywog doll or something maybe not that that's

01:24:32.840 racist these days and like a chalkboard anyway the old test card but it's me 0.82

01:24:38.500 that would actually be funny i would like to do that okay not not not a gollywog though 0.94

01:24:46.600 I can't do that 1.00

01:24:50.580 That would be against T's and C's

01:24:53.160 I'm sure

01:24:53.780 And the law probably

01:24:55.680 Kiefer Brown

01:24:57.180 Kiefer Brown 1337 says

01:24:59.720 Yo tap like

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01:25:05.480 Yeah

01:25:05.800 Hit the like button

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01:25:08.340 Smash it

01:25:10.020 Don't just

01:25:10.460 Don't just

01:25:11.160 Click on it

01:25:12.660 Smash it

01:25:13.600 Damage your own mouse

01:25:16.820 With how hard you

01:25:17.700 Press the left button

01:25:19.000 Press the left button with a claw hammer 0.95

01:25:22.420 That's how much I want you to smash

01:25:24.860 The like button

01:25:25.480 Okay

01:25:26.840 Darth Malick says morning bow

01:25:30.400 Morning

01:25:30.740 If you want to let them out early

01:25:34.360 Let them out swinging

01:25:36.680 Keep up the good work

01:25:40.080 Yeah you can leave the prison early

01:25:41.760 In a body bag 0.99

01:25:43.620 I think the punishment for murder and rape 0.99

01:25:47.900 Should be capital

01:25:49.040 Yes

01:25:51.940 Woolly Mammoth 1997

01:25:56.740 Says

01:25:57.620 Hey Bo

01:25:58.340 Most houses built in the UK

01:26:01.000 Are designed to keep heat in

01:26:03.580 Tell me about it

01:26:04.240 My flat's a sauna

01:26:05.160 Which is why heat waves are worse here

01:26:08.360 I have had sleepless nights

01:26:10.040 Even with my fan on

01:26:11.260 Yeah, me too, my exact experience over the last few days.

01:26:15.900 Yeah.

01:26:16.980 There's no air con, and it's like, it's similar to an actual sauna.

01:26:22.520 And I've got a fan, and it helps, and it's still really quite uncomfortable.

01:26:27.960 Without the fan, it would be, it would be hellacious.

01:26:31.720 It would be, honestly, I don't know what to do.

01:26:33.900 but yeah so my my um my experience exactly even with a flat a fan difficult to sleep at night

01:26:46.780 okay marcos 588 says abolish the monarchy question mark n abolish this monarchy question mark wire

01:26:56.320 oh i see what you mean you don't want to abolish the monarchy per se but this one

01:27:04.880 yeah yeah i don't know about abolish monarchy just depose charles somehow 0.53

01:27:11.260 yeah i don't think wills is much better he's slightly less deranged when it comes to islam

01:27:16.840 and environmentalism i believe slightly less like fully deranged he's still a sort of a 0.87

01:27:25.860 Pansy

01:27:27.160 Globalist

01:27:28.700 Isn't he

01:27:29.100 Still sort of an anti-racist

01:27:31.220 Leftoid 1.00

01:27:33.780 Woketard

01:27:34.640 Effectively 1.00

01:27:36.180 Unless he reveals himself

01:27:40.100 To be something completely different

01:27:41.020 But so far all the signs

01:27:41.960 Whenever you do get small signs

01:27:43.240 Here or there

01:27:43.820 Like you go on a state visit

01:27:46.620 To somewhere like Jamaica

01:27:47.980 And just fawn over them all 1.00

01:27:49.740 Saying oh we're so sorry

01:27:50.760 About slavery

01:27:51.540 And aren't you all great

01:27:53.140 Isn't every tiny little

01:27:54.360 Black child in London

01:27:55.340 Brilliant 1.00

01:27:55.800 Or something

01:27:56.420 All that stuff

01:27:57.440 Isn't it great

01:27:59.700 We've been invaded 1.00

01:28:00.520 By foreign people 1.00

01:28:01.440 Effectively 0.97

01:28:02.100 Effectively

01:28:03.500 William

01:28:05.620 Of course Charles

01:28:06.600 Is full bore for that

01:28:08.100 Alright

01:28:09.640 Mr Dickie Bingo

01:28:11.720 How are you sir

01:28:12.460 Super fan

01:28:12.980 Mr Dickie Bingo

01:28:13.660 Met him in real life

01:28:14.400 Lovely chap

01:28:14.900 Do you want to live in England

01:28:16.760 Oh sorry

01:28:18.420 Do you want to live in the England

01:28:19.640 Of your grandparents

01:28:20.720 Hell yes

01:28:21.380 Yeah

01:28:21.660 I would like to return to 1996

01:28:24.420 Are you before Blair

01:28:25.400 Ideally the 50s

01:28:27.360 Britain in the 1950s

01:28:31.360 Despite austerity

01:28:32.480 And a number of other things

01:28:34.080 It was very low crime, very high trust

01:28:36.600 Wouldn't that be better?

01:28:39.400 Completely homogenous, almost entirely homogenous

01:28:41.680 And it was a better time 0.78

01:28:44.960 In almost every metric

01:28:47.460 Apart from how much you got to eat

01:28:50.700 Still had ration cards into the 50s

01:28:53.480 Didn't they?

01:28:55.400 that little kids had never seen a banana

01:28:57.780 like one tiny square of chocolate

01:29:01.600 was like an amazing treat

01:29:03.060 was that a worse world

01:29:05.360 I don't think so really

01:29:09.820 okay

01:29:11.760 Aristotle Luton says

01:29:14.520 England today and then you're quoting saying

01:29:16.920 this place is too hot for a pick up

01:29:19.200 have a good one Bo

01:29:22.320 okay well thank you very much i'm not sure what you mean by a pickup it's got more than one meaning

01:29:29.820 isn't it okay marcos 588 again says aim high vote bow our lovely rivers must flow yeah yeah

01:29:39.920 yeah it would be the last thing i would do is to try and punish someone for cleaning up the

01:29:50.340 environment on their own time on their own dollar their own pound

01:29:55.380 what a travesty to try and punish that person

01:30:00.540 okay lewis clark doesn't say anything and just gives a little bit of money there so thank you

01:30:08.780 for that i appreciate that marcos again says liquidate the assets of this environmental

01:30:13.680 agency imprison its leadership give said resources to the volunteers and kindly reward them at

01:30:20.340 accordingly. Yeah, yeah, that's sort of my sentiment, yeah. Who's doing that at the

01:30:25.080 Environmental Agency? Sorry, who exactly is doing this? You're fired. No pension for

01:30:29.840 you. What do you think you're doing? What on earth do you think you're doing? Scumbags.

01:30:36.300 Yeah, it's annoying that they'll behave like that, dare to behave like that. I'm going 0.99

01:30:43.340 to spy on you because you haven't got a license. We didn't say you could clean up needles.

01:30:48.120 And we're going to send you a letter

01:30:50.600 Threatening you

01:30:51.480 With the loss of your

01:30:53.560 Your freedom

01:30:55.640 Going to bang you up

01:30:57.240 No 0.97

01:31:00.260 No

01:31:00.640 Those people at the environmental agency

01:31:06.760 That are doing all of that

01:31:07.800 They've lost their mind

01:31:09.620 Who they think they are

01:31:11.100 What they think they're doing

01:31:12.180 What do you think you're doing 1.00

01:31:13.900 Idiots 1.00

01:31:15.580 Idiots 1.00

01:31:17.240 oh right isaac kirkwood smith 5182 says the other week you interpreted me saying 1.00

01:31:31.020 crimea is rightfully anglo as referencing the crimean war when i was clearly talking about

01:31:37.200 settlement by displaced anglos after 1066 okay some historian you are oof shot was fired okay

01:31:44.600 sorry so it's like the varangian guard you're talking about well not even that um okay no

01:31:50.560 fair enough sorry i didn't make the i didn't make the connection i thought you're okay

01:31:55.360 yeah there is that connection there isn't there there is that connection um

01:32:01.340 because you can get from there's you can get from scandinavia you can get from northern europe down

01:32:08.860 to the crimea through the river systems of europe like that's how the kiev and rus got from

01:32:15.960 scandinavia all the way to modern-day ukraine yeah so sorry about that isaac kirkwood smith

01:32:25.640 what can i say i didn't get i didn't make the connection okay as he 0161 says have a good

01:32:37.120 weekend you beautiful bald man smiling face is that even a saluting face i can't quite see because

01:32:44.020 of the glare okay thank you sir thank you i appreciate it appreciate it i'm not actually

01:32:49.860 bald this is a bald cap i've got a giant blonde afro under this uh gigahom or gilgahom gilgahom

01:33:01.680 Says, hello from Texas

01:33:03.300 Ah, the Lone Star State

01:33:04.500 Ah, yes

01:33:05.740 Says, believe in you guys

01:33:08.700 Save our ancient home

01:33:11.740 Exclamation mark

01:33:12.720 Thank you, I appreciate the sentiment

01:33:14.480 And the little bit of money you've put there

01:33:16.040 Really appreciate that, thank you

01:33:17.940 Our American cousins

01:33:20.960 I'm an Anglo-American

01:33:23.000 There's a lot of, a fair few Europeans

01:33:24.940 Some English people that

01:33:26.180 Or loads of scorn on the Americans all the time

01:33:31.680 I'm essentially pro-American.

01:33:35.840 Got loads of cousins there.

01:33:37.520 There's a family there.

01:33:38.200 Nothing else.

01:33:38.740 Okay, Texas.

01:33:40.000 I've been to loads of different places

01:33:41.200 all across the United States,

01:33:42.220 but never been to Texas.

01:33:43.340 I would love to go.

01:33:44.120 I've got long-form content

01:33:45.840 talking all about the Alamo.

01:33:47.100 If you're interested in that,

01:33:49.140 Gilgahom is behind the paywall.

01:33:50.720 So sign up for this.

01:33:51.540 Five-pound-a-month sponsor,

01:33:52.300 team membership,

01:33:52.820 loataces.com.

01:33:53.740 But there I've got

01:33:54.560 long-form bit of content

01:33:57.660 talking all about the Alamo.

01:33:59.360 Remember the Alamo.

01:34:00.360 I'm sure you do if you're from Texas.

01:34:01.680 okay and the last one here from st luke again luke stewart 6155 says i told dan one of the

01:34:09.760 good things about the monarchy is we know who their replacement is it's a lot easier done with

01:34:16.040 your current government what their replacement being just a lord protector things about the

01:34:26.200 monarch is we know who their replacement is or rather you mean any given monarch you know you

01:34:32.180 know who the heir will be is that what you mean like we know that when king charles dies it will

01:34:36.840 be william and then after him it will be his son that that you mean that at least you know what

01:34:43.100 you're going to get rather than just sort of some sort of lottery every four or five years

01:34:46.740 right yeah okay the last one just came in is from field marshal dawn brunning who doesn't say

01:34:54.260 anything and just gives 10 Aussie dollars and a big uh thank you smiling laughing emoji of a fox

01:35:00.080 saying thank you thank you Dawn cheers love really appreciate it as always really appreciate super

01:35:07.460 fan Dawn Browning the field marshal sorry use her correct rank field marshal Dawn Browning

01:35:12.880 with her field marshals baton and one more just popped in why not read it um Daniel D. King said

01:35:21.380 a based king archie please or is that like harry and megan's kid archie

01:35:26.360 he's a tiny little kid and he he knows if he's based or not just hoping that he is based

01:35:31.660 and loads of other people that are before him in the line of succession somehow disappear

01:35:40.360 and the based baby archie can rule

01:35:43.860 one more just popped in it's for five pounds may as well read it

01:35:49.720 It's Bradley N25

01:35:52.920 If that's how she read

01:35:55.180 Says

01:35:55.620 We should keep the monarchy

01:35:58.040 But step down the winds of royalty

01:35:59.880 And let a new family rule

01:36:01.180 Monarchy works 0.98

01:36:02.940 Bad leaders don't

01:36:04.300 Yeah fair point yeah

01:36:05.340 Do a King Ralph

01:36:07.100 Go back to

01:36:08.300 Because this is the house of Hanover isn't it basically

01:36:10.580 From George I

01:36:11.860 The house of Hanover

01:36:13.680 Go back see if you can find someone that's the actual 0.78

01:36:16.340 Like Tudor descendant

01:36:18.300 Or Stuart descendant

01:36:19.680 or Tudor, or the House of York, or the House of Lancaster, or the full-blown House of Wessex,

01:36:26.260 find someone that's the actual heir from, like, Edward the Confessor, or something.

01:36:35.820 Yeah, King Ralph. Okay, all right, that's the show. We did start a quarter of an hour late,

01:36:42.200 didn't we? Apologies for that once again, but we're now at 52 minutes past nine in the a.m.,

01:36:47.140 british summertime on friday 26th of june in the year of our law 2026 so i've done more than the

01:36:52.760 hour don't say i'm not generous i am a river to my people who are those people you guys the glorious

01:36:58.740 band the chosen few my band of brothers and sisters try and make the best of the day ahead

01:37:03.680 if you can seize the day carpe diem the most valuable thing you will ever have is your time

01:37:07.960 try and stay cool if you can heat stroke is a real thing don't jump in a really really cold

01:37:14.360 river or lake or reservoir if you're not if you're not ready for it do a massive intake of breath

01:37:20.120 when you're underwater involuntarily and then just drown don't do that not a good idea don't sit in

01:37:25.840 the sun so long that you get heat stroke keep cool other than that i won't get too preachy about it 0.99

01:37:31.800 you're not children you're not idiots stay safe try and make the best of the day until monday morning 0.99

01:37:36.920 take care 0.99

01:37:44.360 Thank you.

01:38:14.360 Thank you.

01:38:44.360 We'll be right back.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - June 26, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Friday 26th June 2026

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