Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 18th May 2026
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Summary
It's a Monday morning in the UK and there's a whole bunch of stuff to get on with this morning, from Andy Burnham's fake jogging to Ebola, to the dangers of wearing football shorts in public, and how to look young and fit and strong.
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2026 you are the glorious band the chosen few my band of brothers and sisters thank you for joining
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me i hope you had a good weekend i hope you had a great weekend i hope you're right i don't bushy
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tailed rocking and raring for the week ahead let's get it done let's do stuff let's make it happen
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positive be positive we're gonna aim high vote low millions must go mr boomers as always i'm
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joined by my producer little harry and how are you this morning good sir morning i'm all good
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Stop all this fannying about and just get straight into it
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Although he did do a bit of jogging at the weekend, didn't he?
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And WHO, World Health Organisation, declares Ebola emergency
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It's not like Covid which is just the flu basically, isn't it?
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all right that's gross all right i know some people think that joke is really gross i guess it is
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i think it's funny like the guardian there's andy burnham
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not that i'm perfectly felt myself i always used to be skinny my whole life i was a skinny kid
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Is there a good picture of him with a double chin?
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He's skinny fat actually is what he is isn't he
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Apparently we're supposed to believe he goes jogging
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You're young and fit and strong and the new great thing
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Presidents have done that sort of thing in the past
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Yeah, because you're a man of the people as well
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some shorts that someone's left behind in the PE changing rooms
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we'll contrive it with like Sky News or something
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we'll leak it to one of their people that you're going to be doing that
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don't worry, we'll have a car at the other end to pick you up
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someone will drive your car there, you can drive it home
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in crunch by election so that's the whole thing now it looks like uh west streeting rainer
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milliband and whoever else fancies a shot they're just gonna wait before they launch a leadership
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bid a leadership bid still hasn't been formally launched against starmer it looks like they got
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the memo it's burnham or bust hashtag boner for burnham it's a bit blue for eight o'clock in the
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isn't it but um we've got the memo we're going to wait for burnham to see if he can win his
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by-election and then we'll launch a leadership election if he was truly ruthless if he was
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rainer or admin band or west streeting and you really really really wanted that job
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you wouldn't just wait for burnham would you if you had the numbers that is if you had the requisite
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81 mps to back you that is maybe that suggests they don't maybe west treating hasn't got that 81
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in which case he's unlikely to beat burnham anyway should burnham win his by-election
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it's all right they're all waiting for for burnham bumham andy bumham
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Because he's been the mayor of Manchester for like
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After essentially a failed ministerial career then
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He was in government, was he junior minister in Blair years
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I don't know why Labour think he's such a brilliant magic bullet to winning the next election
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I don't know why other people, reform people and all sorts of other people
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I'm totally committed to this place and what we've done here.
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You know, I live literally on the doorstep of this constituency.
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What I obviously am having to do is respond to events at the national level.
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But I've come to the conclusion in my almost 10 years as Mayor of Greater Manchester,
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But if we're to go where I want us to be, it requires more change at the national level.
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You know, I've talked about doing for the rest of the country what we've tried to do in Greater Manchester.
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And it's that more, you know, interventionist approach to the economy.
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Actually, that didn't trickle much down at all to make a...
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That's what crypto-communists, that's what reds under the bed like to say
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It's what's given the world the highest standard of living it's ever had
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In all of its history, in all of human civilisation
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The other way round, a command economy, a socialist economy
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Always fails, always ends in misery and collapse
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But Andy Burnham wants more interventionalism economically,
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He doesn't give any more detail than that as well.
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Liberalism, that's what it is, the end of trickle-down.
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Actually, it didn't trickle much down at all to Makerfield
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I want to be really, you know, I don't want to kind of pull any punches, if you like, in this interview.
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I want people here to be really clear about what I'm saying.
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He's not being clear. He's not just saying socialism, is he?
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Because that doesn't, the optics of that doesn't sound right.
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People, working class people in the North particularly, don't necessarily want that.
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He's not being honest. Just say it. Just say it.
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Socialism. A command economy, a centralised economy.
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that's that's the physiognomy and profile of a weak a weak person oh so gross andy burnham
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Further towards the thing that the country has basically rejected
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And the experiment's been tried a bit under Starmer
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As I say, a lot of us would like to see essentially some sort of end to the neoliberal paradigm
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Westminster and Whitehall at the national level
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no he's not he'll do exactly what starmers does but more so do you think he's open borders more
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safe and legal routes oh yeah oh absolutely that's what he is oh yeah he wants to talk about
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more intervention with the economy but but still just packing us with hundreds of thousands of
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more foreign people every year right the inability to build new houses the inability to truly tackle
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Or if you even want a cap on legal migration
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That he's going to make all the profound changes
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Just quickly say it sort of liquefies your organs
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internal hemorrhaging in the end and organ failure you don't want to get ebola oh and the mortality
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rate is fantastically high insanely high it's not like covid where it's the same level of mortality
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as like the flu which is to say if you're not really old and got and already got other diseases
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you will recover almost certainly that's not the case with ebola you can be perfectly young and
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healthy and fit and virile and it still kills you real quick
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but it's not it's not like airborne or anything it'll probably almost certainly be contained
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to uganda okay world health organization love to make things scary much more scary than they really
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are an emergency is it outside of a relatively small area of uganda it's not an emergency is it
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They need to make out they're more important than they really are
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I thought it was brilliant when Trump just left
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Made the US just leave the World Health Organisation
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okay the times the venerable times what we're talking about here bumham's allies accused
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streeting of sabotage pledge to rejoin eu plays into farage's hands so that's a that's this is a
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big thing all over the papers today is uh that west streeting again didn't actually launch his
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leadership bid formally because they're waiting for burnham in fact he said he would campaign on
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behalf of burnham in that maker field area weird isn't he supposed to be your your rival for the
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leadership wouldn't you want to undermine him and beat him at every turn no doesn't quite add up
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doesn't really make sense or in the interest of absolute fairness yeah right yeah right anyway
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West Street didn't launch his formal leadership campaign
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at some point basically he explicitly said that he said along the lines of i'm paraphrasing now but
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he said we need much much more closer ties to the eu when we left the eu that was a catastrophe
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we should have much much more close ties and ultimately at some point in the future rejoin the
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eu we're streeting who isn't even on the left considered particularly on the left of the labor
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party now a few people came out among them lisa nandy the runny mead trusts lisa nandy
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what a perverse thing that is just that one data point in the starmer government we need a minister
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for culture lisa nandy one of the most subversive traitors you can imagine committed to destroying
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our demographic anyway she said that that's not a great plan coming out of the street in camp
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that just opens up old old arguments old wounds it was like 10 years ago right the brexit
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referendum and all that was 10 years ago basically so we should have moved past that by now and
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if you were streeting start talking about that and make it a big killer of your campaign start
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Like, basically, I can't remember the exact number.
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is basically a leave area and basically a reform area,
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So, is West Streeting sort of helping the Labour cause?
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if he's going to ultimately win that leadership election
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because he's considered on the right and the left really really don't like him
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so if it ever came down to a one-on-one with him and Andy Burnham say
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he's going to need a big chunk of the left of the Labour Party to be in his column
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how to do that just say something they really really want like rejoining the EU don't worry
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about how it damages the Labour Party as a whole. Don't worry about if the general population
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of Britain want that. Don't worry about any of that. Calculate streeting. He's so obviously
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just an ambitious career MP, isn't he? So obviously. Not a man of conviction. Not a man who's got
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a worldview and a set of values and convictions and a clear-eyed vision of what he wants for
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politics and what he wants for the country, then entered the political fray and tried
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to get that done. No, not that. No, no. Just a man, a boy, in fact, started his political
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career very young as little more than a boy, an extremely young man who just wanted power
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and influence and then enters the race at that point and doesn't say whatever he thinks is
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expedient at any given moment to reach those aims. See how they're two very different things?
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Yeah, you see it. You see it. It's pretty obvious, isn't it?
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One is the sort of person you might hope will actually do the best for the country,
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act in the interests of the nation. And the other is a vapid, filthy scumbag who you cannot count
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on to do that they were acting their own interests because that's what it was always about from day
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one can't even be sure that they're capable of thinking in any other terms
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actually where streeting is okay chancellor put brakes on brakes on 5p fuel duty rise oh thanks
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You're not going to put the fuel duty up on fuel
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not going to put that up are you because that would be crazy with the prices through the roof
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let's have a quick look at the price of crude should we on the open market
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once i still say that's not insanely high but it is high it is high there's no doubt about that
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and it's been hovering around there actually all last weekend at the weekend it was hovering just
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below this and now it's ticking up again so rachel thieves rachel from accounts silly woman who seems
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to know nothing about economics and somehow the chance of the exchequer has finally decided she
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won't put that extra 5p on uh of tax on fuel no question of them taking taxes off of fuel
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And that the state is endlessly rich and powerful
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And if anything, you can always squeeze the millionaires to death
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You can always squeeze the shekels out of the kulaks
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You know, sometimes I mention that they're just like
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look at this i know it's not a headline it's just sort of a more essentially an advert for
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like their insert magazine but still still front and center top of the front page
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will sudden repulsion syndrome spell the end of your marriage
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psychos these globalist psychos who owns the male group
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nearly every day something like this or on the express that have something like
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Wives, if you think about cheating on your husband, do it.
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Women, I had a family and it ruined my life.
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absolute filth mega markle who cares about mega markle really now anything she does or says
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nobody cares all right backlash over brexit betrayal gove michael gove the lord gove who
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was the who was at the heart of destroying this country over that 14 years of tory rule and the
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absolute heart of heart of all of that he blasts streeting and burnham in mail article
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like michael gove knows the answers like michael gove's got all the answers and michael gove had
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a shot at making britain great again at helping us away from sort of the blairite project and all
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the insanities that held and he completely failed he couldn't have failed any harder
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there's stories of him right near the beginning of the cameron administration going around the
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cabinet office giving everyone at cabinet some sort of memorandum or essay or something he'd
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written about how we copy tony blair's playbook literally that this is this is sort of our agenda
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in government do what tony blair did michael gove like michael gove should be trusted
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And you guys, you were in government weren't you Kemi?
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But now we're supposed to listen to people like
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the telegraph the daily toregraph something about cate blanchett do not care about what
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cate blanchett does or says bumham retreats on push to rejoin eu see they make the calculation
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in sort of working class wigan that just went completely for reform across the board
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in terms of councillors local government maybe don't talk about rejoining in the eu maybe don't
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so skinny fat andy burnham who doesn't go jogging on a regular basis and does wear eyeliner
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i'm not sure if he actually wears eyeliner i think he's just got particularly
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thick eyelashes but anyway andy burnham who looks like he wears eyeliner
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and doesn't do cardio on a regular basis he retreats from a push on rejoining the eu although
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you know for a fact he would love to because he's on the left he's further to the left than starmer
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So his true feeling is absolutely Britain should join the EU
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He doesn't really want to say that at this point
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He's going to try and keep a shtum on that as possible
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He magically found himself Prime Minister today
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That's what he would be doing and talking about
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He couldn't just have the courage of his convictions
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You're voting for a country that your children and grandchildren and great-great-grandchildren
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will be a hated and marginalised minority there in that country.
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Look what happened to the white people in Zimbabwe
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Look what happened to the white people in South Africa
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Look what happened to a lot of Christians in the Muslim areas of Yugoslavia
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Is that what you want for your children and grandchildren and great-grandchildren?
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this guy John Bolton, I've mentioned John Bolton
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used to be ambassador to the u.s had various positions in various administrations but also
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the first trump administration but he thinks of himself as some sort of foreign policy guru
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he knows everything about the world john bolton he knows how the world goes round and wire and
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has got an answer for everything literally everything that goes on in the world particularly
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on foreign relations and foreign affairs foreign policy is a complete scumbag hulk by the way
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Trump is playing a perilous game over Taiwan
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At, what was it, the State Department and or the
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Pentagon, was it? I can't remember, during the first
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Trump administration, he wrote a book about that
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He said things that were supposed to be secret in that
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Potentially looking at spending the rest of his natural life in prison
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Keeping a low profile and working with your defence team
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About how you're going to handle your court cases
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That's what I'd probably do if I was you, John
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so it's often how that's you know tony blair's son is it you and blair you and blair run some
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sort of investment some sort of investment venture capital type thing it's now got assets
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to the tune of i think hundreds of millions or a billion or something crazy money hmm that's
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interesting isn't it there's definitely no sort of insider trading or not necessarily
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insider trading insider sort of info going on there is there now how paul pelosi nancy pelosi's
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husband is magically one of the greatest investors of all time remarkable isn't it the pelosi's
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personal portfolio statistically they're some of the greatest stock pickers of all time
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They're just great business people in and of their own right
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I think you're getting the picture this morning
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That's the other sort of main point I guess this morning
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out of number 10 and starmer's camp is that he won't resign and he won't set out any actual
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timetable for leaving right that's the party line at the moment but it looks like now if those
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reports are to be believed there's cracks in that he is considering his future that's that's not the
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same is it that's actually quite different to i won't leave until i'm forced out considering
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future if that's true is that you know maybe he will if if burnham wins that that by-election
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maybe someone might consider stepping aside accepting that although if he's got the numbers
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if he thinks he's got the numbers within the parliamentary labour party to defeat burnham
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why would he stand aside the thing is it comes down if it comes down to the last two say there's
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four or five players contenders in this leadership election then let's just say it's whittled down
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because that's how it works you have various rounds of voting and the losers off and you do
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another round of voting until it's whittled down to two if the last two were burnham and streety
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and burnham wins that is much more popular among the labour party membership and unions because
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is left much more left so starmer would lose that almost almost certainly
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so now he's considering his future the big battleground for starmer was to
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get the nec to select andy in the first place i really was surprised last week when it emerged
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when it came out that no the nec was just going to let it happen there's no big battle starmer
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didn't rally his faction of the nec to fight that to fight that hurdle
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who knows what happened in the background to make that not a hurdle for burnham
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sort of a key a battleground for him in his fight against bumham
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he could have should have tried to block him at that point obviously couldn't you would have
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thought if he could he would he obviously couldn't sentiment has profoundly changed i remember in the
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days and week or two running up to that some reports saying the sentiment within the nec
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has completely changed and is a shoo-in now and other people obviously starmer loyalists say no
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I.e. almost unanimously against Burnham's interests
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her father founded it she's really involved in it has always been the culture and the culture
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secretary is absolutely ideologically committed to replacing us in our own ancestral homeland
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as quickly as possible it's disgusting traitor there you go she's maybe in wes's camp
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but she thinks it's a political mistake for him to bang on about brexit
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all right you get it the express it's a good paper
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It's a globalist slop like all the rest of them
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talking about burnham really that we all know burnham's and ramona he doesn't want to talk
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about that at this by-election and nige is saying you know people aren't fooled by that
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and why can't you just be honest fair point isn't it fair point okay chuck a lot of shade at nige
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and reform here i certainly do if they write about something i'll say it and i kind of hate
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zeer yusuf i think he's a disgusting fifth columnist but sometimes he says things that
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absolutely true doesn't he sometimes some of his takes a big chunk of his takes can't disagree with
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them you know try and be fair and if and when we'll still come out with something i could
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profoundly disagree with i'll say so all right the star the star just more of the same burnham
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oh they decide to go football var is what the virtual assistant referee burnham i'd get rid
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of the virtual assistant referee would you oh he's a man of the people he supports everton
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he's a man of the people he likes football he's just like you and me he's a working class lad
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the mirror super gross just how much harrowing nonsense can we fit onto one front page remember
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when Kylie used to go out with Michael Hutchins who committed suicide and she never really
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got over it? Remember that? Oh, thanks The Mirror, cheers for that. Remember this 35
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years ago, this tiny little toddler just got abducted and disappeared? Remember that? Oh,
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thanks, that's a nice Monday morning set of things out of anything in the world you could
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report on. The mirror goes with that. A mirror. Slop. The sloppiest of the slop. The sun,
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what nonsense. The football players, the England football players, because it's the World Cup,
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not all that far away, is it? World Cup, in Mexico and Canada and the United States and
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Mexico and stuff, isn't it? Apparently the hotel, one of the hotels, the England players
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are staying at the mattresses are a bit too hard and so the players need like new mattresses new
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softer mattresses their own bedding sent from home that's front page that's the front page
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okay crazy isn't it crazy fleet street the british print media especially particularly the
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tabloids sloppiest of the slop all right those are the front pages shall we have a look at our
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poll today we did a poll didn't we Harry we try and do one every day put it up on my screen I
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can't remember what it was what did we say what did we ask you oh did you notice on the front
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pages there was nothing about the Tommy rally it's a tiny bit of patriotism so they'll just
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completely blank it, completely ignore it, of course they will, that's who they are, that's what they are, that cabal of evil editors, and it is a cabal, of course they're in cahoots with each other, they've decided in their little boomer WhatsApp group or whatever, Facebook group, hey guys, we're going to completely ignore the Tommy rally, yeah, that unite the kingdom thing, tens of thousands of people turned up to try and save their country.
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yeah we're just going to completely break that liar utterly liar by omission about that yeah
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all of us yep in in agreement right yep and of course as always don't mention
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epstein anymore and his connection to nathaniel rothschild the fifth band rothschild yep great
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got it good go all right we asked you are tommy robinson's rallies just a grift
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Let's have a look at some of the other stories.
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A quick few other stories before we start rounding it out.
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gotta laugh at harry all right look at this scumbag look at the oh my god it's so infuriating isn't
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it uk registered firms small businesses that run like vape shops obviously fronts for organized
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crime uk triggered for uk registered firms linked to payments for small boat crossings bbc fines
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yeah look they went in just this random some random like mobile phone shop pretending to be
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a mobile phone shop it's actually just a front for uh people smuggling look at that look at that
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he's got him absolutely red-handed just talking about yeah it's 2700 pound we'll get one of the
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the guys over in calais to smuggle your cousin over or whatever 2 700 pound you give that to me
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and we'll sort that out for you i mean if he drowns in the crossing there's nothing we can do
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if you want your money back no we won't give you the money back but there you go
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2 700 pound then when they confronted him with it like the same day he's just like no i didn't do
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anything. Nope. Nope. Why would I? These people need to be deported, against their will if
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need be, by force if need be. Why is this person here? Completely foreign criminal.
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We're going undercover to expose the UK businesses helping people smugglers.
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Our researcher has been told by a smuggler based in France to pay at this London shop
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Researcher has been told by a smuggler based in France to...
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Anyone in Britain seen shops like this, exactly like this?
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A lot of them are like mobile phone shops and vape shops.
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A lot of them are like chicken, supposed to be selling fried chicken, shops that look
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A worker knows what the money's for and the risks involved.
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Anyone's only listening to this and can't see the subtitles.
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Do you know it's dangerous, you know that people die on these boats?
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We don't do anything because that's a job we don't do. We have only a phone shop we have.
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What? That was supposed to be English? That was supposed to be English?
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We filmed you speaking to an undercover journalist and you told that journalist that we could pay £2,700
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which would pay for a small boat crossing from France to the UK.
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Look at that shop. Just look at that front shop.
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Are our high streets not filled with these, filled with them,
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What a terrible blight on our civil society, on our culture, on our nation.
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yeah a little bit it's the taco thing by the day seeming more and more vindicated
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in my mind a little bit this is the latest thing trump generated this ai image here and if you're
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only watching it's a picture of donald trump sitting in a space station in orbit pressing
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Are you going to take them out and blow up their bridges and power stations or not?
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How many times are you going to play this card?
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You've got 90 minutes and then I'm going to do it.
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I'd like that regime to be removed with as little human misery as possible.
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With as few completely innocent Persian people
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Or allowed himself to be painted into this corner
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This is getting very close to pathetic actually
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all right there you go there you go if we just move on to on this day in history
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i quite like doing that section you like doing that section don't you
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on the 18th 18th of may down through the centuries what have we got in the year 1291 after 100 years
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of crusader control, the last crusader stronghold of Acre is reconquered and destroyed by the
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Mamluks, Mamluk Turk, Muslims, under Sultan Al-Ashraf Khalil, yeah, Acre was the last
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stronghold, wasn't it, of Utrema, the crusader kingdoms, they have a bad innings, I suppose,
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but the first crusade is, what, 1099, they, well, they sacked Jerusalem, in what, 1099,
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isn't it i remember off the top of my head so just shy of 200 years
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not too shabby do you think do you reckon on my own channel history bro and on my history
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theme show behind the paywall bow days lotus eaters at lotus eaters.com you consider signing
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up for as little as five pound a month bronze team membership do you reckon i've got all sorts
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of content about the first second and third crusade and fourth crusade actually oh yeah
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so there long form content few few hours quite a few hours in total all about that
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a three-part series just about richard the lion heart richard first and his crusade the third
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crusade all right 1804 on this day in the year 1804 and napoleon bonaparte is proclaimed emperor
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of france by the french state i reckon i've got a nine ten part series so well over 10 hours
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Talking about the career of Napoleon Bonaparte
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That's funny, I thought the whole French Revolution
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Isn't that a complete betrayal of the revolutionary
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Kodynka tragedy, I'm probably mispronouncing that
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During the coronation festivities for Russian Tsar Nicholas II
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He's the one that got him and his whole family
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he needed to be sort of an ivan the terrible and he wasn't he was just sort of a quite kindly dad
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really wasn't anywhere near strong enough all right yeah and there was on his coronation day
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uh there was some sort of free trinket being handed out i don't know if it was like a
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commemorative mug or commemorative plate or something and they were free being handed out
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you know over 10 times bigger than Hillsborough for example
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Of all the Russians probably need to be a bit
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India becomes the sixth nation to detonate
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Maybe North Korea might nuke South Korea at some point
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Are Russia and the United States going to have a nuclear exchange?
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And it triggers the largest landslide in history
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You think, oh, the biggest landslide in history
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That's remarkable, what must that have looked like?
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And yeah, one whole side of an entire mountain just fell away
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It's cool if we had any pictures or footage of that
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Well, there was a guy that just happened to be taking a picture
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A guy just happened to be sort of the right distance away
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They got AI to sort of make a time lapse of that
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And almost 26 years of fighting between the two sides
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yeah probably for the best isn't it tamils will get annoyed with me for saying that but
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probably for the best isn't it tamil tigers well both sides accuse the other side of atrocities
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over years and years and years it's not that i'm particularly pro the sri lankan government
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not like i feel like they didn't do anything wrong
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but it's not like the tamils are saints tamil tigers not like they're like
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there's no right side to be backing particularly
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because it was what the Sri Lankan government had to do
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let's have a look at our Rumble Rants and Super Chats
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okay you say restore will win makerfield burnham isn't some big beast even though reformers act
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like he is yeah it's weird enough that the labor calculation is that he's some sort of unstoppable
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force of political nature and that he can't not win that anyone else buys that is truly crazy to
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me anyone else buyers that like reform people or even might collect as i say on some level
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buying into that why why would you no i think that's nonsense i really do
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um yeah even though reformers act like he is yeah he's not they're just saying that to try and
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put off restore people don't split the vote there's no vote splitting there's no vote splitting
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Are he not really curbing legal immigration or anything like that
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And we certainly can't do anything about legal immigration
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In the final reckoning of Labour getting trounced
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Okay, 14 Barber says, shame for Max at the Nürburgring 24, but great for the Dacia Logan.
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Oh, it was the Nürburgring 24-hour endurance race, was it?
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I saw that, but I didn't see the result, so did Max, you say shame for Max.
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I know he was racing in it, I'll notice this weekend, but I don't know the result.
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You said shame for Max, so I guess he didn't win.
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i saw something about yes i did see one quick thing when i was scrolling through twitter or
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youtube there was like some sweet overtake he did sort of masterful overtake but you're suggesting
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there that he came a cropper or just lost or something i'll check it out thanks for letting
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me know all right fallen firebird says manchesterism is an illusion yeah what a nonsense
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concept that is manchesterism give me a break andy burnham's not left or right he's north
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king of the north oh wow wow pure cringe coming out of the publicists and and political advisors
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of the of the burnham camp pure cringe yeah full of firebird manchesterism is an illusion right
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yeah massive companies buy up premises in the center and inflate output figures whose employees
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commute from rich rural areas it's still a degenerate multi-cult hellscape yeah the middle
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of manchester is like the middle of london or like the middle of birmingham a multicultural
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hellscape some sort of third world open-air insane asylum yeah that's what andy burnham will bring
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What the website is called, the website's literally called
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yeah maybe you're right you say this day of history past it sounds a bit
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sounds a bit better doesn't it you're not wrong all right and then the last rumble rant this
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morning anyway is from fallen firebird again who says the st helen's eruptions killed more
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than it otherwise would have because before this eruption scientists weren't aware that
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volcanoes could explode laterally so it basically shotgunned an entire area right yeah if you saw
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if you watch that bit of footage it sort of yeah blew out sideways it was upwards but also in fact
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mainly sideways half the mountain sloughed off sideways here i think volcanologists
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i think totally by their own admission sort of missed a trick there they didn't think
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mount st helens would do that exactly i mean they're aware that something was going on something
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was going down but i didn't really think it might do exactly that that morning yeah
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absolutely remarkable thing all right that's the last uh rumble round we'll get the youtube super
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chats harry if you bring those up for me make it so engaged there they are oh only a few today
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only a few today all right let's let's do them then what have we got here montca brain
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with an umlaut you know i'm assuming you're foreign
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if you interview a blue van man i will be your top guy okay must admit never heard of the blue van
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man harry you do you know blue van man have you heard of this guy uh i don't no sorry i'll check
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him out i could do that for you later or in a minute i can google one word blue van man i can
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google him have a look for you i can do that for you can't i at the very least thanks for the super
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chat but off the top of my head i don't know who he is a lot of it a lot of people in still in a
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dissident right in the online right sphere those of them i don't know still those it's like people
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got arrested at the tommy rally or whatever i've never heard of them they're big you look them up
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And they're like, oh, they've got hundreds of thousands of followers
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I spend my days reading history a lot, I really do
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Yeah, at some point there comes a snapping point
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For the British people, the English people
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People talking about it for years and years and years and years
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between you and the other guy pretending you're trying to get at him yeah but no one does and
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the guy just does nothing right yeah yeah it's like that it is it's starting to look like that
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isn't it maybe trump will pull the trigger on as i say i've said a number times maybe he will pull
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the trigger on something massive reignite the war with iran and blow up all their bridges and power
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stations put limited boots on the ground etc etc etc at the moment what he's doing at the moment
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band the chosen few my band of brothers and sisters thank you for joining me
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don't you it really isn't a thing it really isn't I say every day I might
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stop saying that as often because you say something so much and it lose loses
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its meaning and I want that to retain its meaning
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because it's true thank you again there's no way to express the sincerity
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of me saying thank you for watching thank you for getting involved in in the chat and the poll and
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sending in a super chat or rumble rant thank you my people without you it's nothing try and make
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the best of the day ahead carpe diem seize the day if you can your time is the most precious
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thing you will ever have try and make the best use of it if you can all right i won't get too
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preachy about it, you know, you know, I make the best of the day ahead, okay, until tomorrow morning then, take care