The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 21st September 2026

00:00:00.240 Morning.

00:00:03.360 You alright?

00:00:07.360 Monday, Monday.

00:00:09.380 Come on, wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.

00:00:12.140 Out of bed, sleepyhead. 0.99

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00:00:15.820 It's Monday morning.

00:00:17.020 Let's go.

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00:00:35.120 joined by my producer little harry how are you this morning good sir morning i'm all good

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00:01:47.280 every day every weekday all right that's enough faffing about isn't it that's more than enough

00:01:55.100 fannying about for one morning let's just get get straight into it this show's supposed to be about

00:01:59.200 what's in the legacy corporate lamestream media on any given what if any given day

00:02:02.520 what's in the news cycle what are those normies reading about it's still important it's still

00:02:09.860 important people just dismiss the whole thing as slop well yeah it's pretty sloppy but it's

00:02:15.460 important because it's what millions and millions of people still take as news the vast majority of

00:02:20.840 people if they consume any news at all it'll be the legacy corporate mainstream media so

00:02:25.760 do you really need to know what they're banging on about it moves governments it still moves history

00:02:34.240 Unfortunately

00:02:35.280 Incredibly

00:02:36.540 Let's have a look

00:02:38.540 What have we got? 0.62

00:02:40.560 Russia to test NATO PAC 0.66

00:02:42.780 If you say so

00:02:44.800 And a Labour eye attack trade

00:02:47.880 So same old stuff

00:02:49.100 Same old stuff more or less isn't it? 0.95

00:02:53.760 Liars by omission 0.98

00:02:54.840 All sorts of black pills 1.00

00:02:57.840 Sloppy Joes 0.97

00:02:59.260 Smashed, ladled straight into your face 0.93

00:03:02.280 Right, The Guardian first of all

00:03:03.700 Oh, oh, a bit early for The Guardian, isn't it?

00:03:06.300 Oh, come on.

00:03:07.780 Have a word for yourself.

00:03:09.140 A bit early for that, isn't it?

00:03:11.640 It's enough to...

00:03:13.120 It's enough to... 0.71

00:03:13.920 Yeah, sickening. 0.99

00:03:19.900 Absolutely revolting globalist slop. 1.00

00:03:22.140 Anti-British, anti-white slop. 1.00

00:03:25.900 What are they telling us? 0.99

00:03:27.620 The truth about Sean Combs.

00:03:29.080 You know Sean Combs?

00:03:30.360 Puff Daddy.

00:03:32.580 P. Diddy.

00:03:33.700 Yeah, don't care.

00:03:34.980 He's in prison, isn't he?

00:03:36.780 European spy chiefs brace for Russia to test NATO pact.

00:03:42.400 I mean, if Russia do ever attack, fully attack a NATO country,

00:03:49.280 I mean, fully attack them, not just like one drone going through Leipzig airport.

00:03:55.740 It wasn't even flying around trying to attack them.

00:03:58.020 It was just going...

00:03:59.120 If it actually attacks a NATO country, well,

00:04:01.640 I'll change my tune

00:04:03.720 I'll change my tune at that point

00:04:05.540 At the moment I don't really believe it

00:04:10.240 It's a boogeyman isn't it

00:04:11.920 So that they can increase their budgets

00:04:13.620 Their military budgets 0.60

00:04:14.580 Putin

00:04:19.980 Can barely take the Donbass region

00:04:23.100 Has he spent like

00:04:25.680 The lives of over a million men

00:04:27.660 And untold materiel

00:04:29.440 And money

00:04:29.980 is he really going to start attacking NATO

00:04:33.080 formally, properly

00:04:35.660 I don't think so mate

00:04:38.780 well but if he does

00:04:42.360 if he does

00:04:43.140 it's not entirely inconceivable is it

00:04:44.900 it's not completely inconceivable

00:04:45.860 if he does

00:04:46.700 well I'll change my tune

00:04:47.820 and I'll say well

00:04:48.520 I've been wrong about that for a long time

00:04:49.920 of course I will

00:04:51.800 but at the moment

00:04:53.200 don't believe it

00:04:53.840 this article is just saying

00:04:54.800 European intelligence officials

00:04:57.280 no names

00:04:57.780 no proper sources

00:04:58.560 is just European intelligence officials.

00:05:01.820 What does that mean?

00:05:03.360 What does that mean?

00:05:06.600 It's purely psychosomatic.

00:05:10.320 Yeah.

00:05:11.620 Yeah, that's it.

00:05:12.520 I mean, that really is the long and short of it.

00:05:15.080 Just European intelligence officials say

00:05:17.060 he might do within months or years.

00:05:22.160 Anything might happen in months or years.

00:05:24.320 Anything.

00:05:25.360 For any reason.

00:05:26.920 All right.

00:05:28.560 this is a slightly funny story

00:05:32.700 banished to alien lands

00:05:34.540 secret US deportation agreement revealed

00:05:37.240 and it's a story about how

00:05:39.140 one particular person in the United States

00:05:42.340 was being deported

00:05:43.540 an Iranian woman actually

00:05:44.940 and she just was sent to some third country

00:05:47.880 she'd never even heard of

00:05:48.940 gutted 0.99

00:05:52.440 don't be an illegal migrant then 0.78

00:05:55.480 that won't happen to you 1.00

00:05:57.160 Stay in your own country of origin then

00:05:59.400 Some nonsense about the Royal Ballet

00:06:04.380 Don't care

00:06:04.820 Okay, the Financial Times

00:06:05.900 The FT

00:06:07.580 Look, there's Moscow

00:06:09.680 Moscow's been hit by Kiev drones

00:06:11.880 By Mr Zelensky's drones

00:06:13.920 Flames of war 0.75

00:06:16.120 Kiev's drones

00:06:17.060 Storm Moscow

00:06:18.420 This is some sort of oil refinery

00:06:19.900 Outside of Moscow somewhere

00:06:21.560 And, yeah

00:06:24.740 They drone each other quite a lot now 1.00

00:06:27.100 don't they the russians droning and and missiles into kiev and all over ukraine and the ukrainians

00:06:34.380 now all over russia it seems i mean moscow's not that close to the ukrainian border well depends

00:06:42.620 what you think is close if you talk to americans about distances very long distances to them is not

00:06:49.580 such a big thing whereas to britain like 500 miles is a long long long way it's just like your frame

00:06:56.780 of reference isn't it we're on a tiny little island yeah when you say to americans oh it was

00:07:02.700 a long drive i had to drive up to i had to drive up to the midlands i had to drive up to just it's

00:07:08.380 like a three four four hour drive and they're like yeah that's nothing what about a three four day

00:07:14.540 drive then then talk to me so anyway anyway i don't think moscow's that close to the ukrainian

00:07:20.220 border but they seem to hit it with impunity don't they seem to these days okay big big

00:07:26.300 tech banks on guarantees to keep 300 billion dollars ai exposure off balance sheets it's a

00:07:32.460 story just about fiddling the numbers a bit for it's boring even to me yeah i'll just move on

00:07:38.940 i'll just move on from that financial times has got a has got a tendency to be a bit boring isn't

00:07:47.020 it i mean we moan about slop but quite easily go like sensationalism nonsense sensationalism

00:07:53.100 and go the other way and just be really boring quite easily can't you

00:07:57.660 all right what we've got here the torograph the daily telegraph

00:08:01.900 german-owned zionist slot anti-british hu that's what the got the telegraph is now

00:08:07.100 labor ires 14 billion pound tax raid to help the poorest does it does it

00:08:16.860 don't buy it don't buy it a little bit of red meat pure red meat

00:08:20.540 Donor urges Prime Minister to raise capital gains levy

00:08:25.140 To give millions a cost of living boost

00:08:27.140 How does that make sense?

00:08:29.160 Isn't that double talk, double think

00:08:30.640 George Orwell 1984

00:08:32.220 Put up capital gains tax

00:08:38.660 To help the cost of living

00:08:41.380 It's very

00:08:44.160 Tortured logic to me

00:08:47.300 I mean it does make some sense of course

00:08:50.420 if you view the world in a certain way,

00:08:53.400 can't you just tax everyone less?

00:08:56.260 Stop taxing people more so that you can give them tax breaks

00:08:59.580 and just tax everyone less.

00:09:01.680 They'll never do that.

00:09:03.700 Especially a leftist government will never, ever do that.

00:09:06.160 Right.

00:09:06.880 ADHD in adults is over-diagnosed, says doctors.

00:09:10.880 Do you remember last week?

00:09:11.600 I think it was about the middle of last week,

00:09:13.100 maybe early last week.

00:09:14.360 There was a front page,

00:09:16.940 was it the Metro or the iPaper or something,

00:09:18.520 saying, ADHD isn't over-diagnosed, say doctors, say experts, a report has found.

00:09:28.280 Remember that if you watch the show every day?

00:09:31.160 And I remember, I seem to remember, pouring school on that, being a bit like, hmm, doubt.

00:09:38.980 Doubt it.

00:09:40.920 Because obviously it is.

00:09:43.580 Something like one in four people claim they've got ADHD or something. 0.98

00:09:46.540 like up 50 percent in one year or something stupid okay well an article today at least in 0.86

00:09:52.780 the tory graph but it is over diagnosed and this is doctors saying here's something i didn't know 0.91

00:10:00.360 because i've never claimed for pip in my life never claimed to have adhd or anything like that

00:10:06.760 so i don't know how the process really works i've never gone through it myself

00:10:09.220 apparently it's not just that you go to the nhs and nhs doctor and say oh i think i might have

00:10:15.840 adhd or i've got these problems do you think it's adhd dot couldn't sign me off for pip could you

00:10:21.340 apparently you can go to private assessors you know i did not know that apparently it's not

00:10:29.000 just normal doctors you can go to a private business effectively right and they can say

00:10:36.100 oh yeah you've got adhd and then here's a bit of paper saying so and then you can take that to

00:10:41.100 god knows where i don't know i really don't know the job center or something and go look give me

00:10:45.400 pip now anyway doctors are saying that those places private assessment adhd clinics type places

00:10:55.200 they're saying they basically never say no because you have to pay as well of course private it's

00:11:00.720 private your own business you have to pay money for them to tell you you've got adhd and they

00:11:05.360 effectively hardly ever if ever say no you haven't

00:11:08.320 right okay that's how that's working is it that's how that little fiddle is working is it 0.88

00:11:17.760 and now we've got like a whole generation of people that think they're mentally ill

00:11:31.920 that's not good is it

00:11:33.280 and yet still just a week ago we have a report and there'll be more in the future won't they

00:11:40.120 say no it's not overdiagnosed it's all completely real and genuine

00:11:42.780 it can't be can it it can't be okay mertz clings onto power after humiliating double defeat this

00:11:53.280 is probably the biggest news of the day i would have thought um i think it's probably the most

00:11:58.340 interesting news of the day um the papers went to print yesterday evening when there was only the

00:12:06.300 exit polls not the full results and i think correct if i'm wrong do apologize if i'm wrong

00:12:12.460 if i am wrong it's in good faith not deliberately lying i apologize if i'm wrong but i think the

00:12:17.820 final final results are not in it's still a case of the exit poll show rather than it's a final

00:12:24.660 result anyway there's a couple of different like local it's a bit more than local elections in

00:12:31.580 germany it's a bit more than just the equivalent of what we have with councillors anyway regional

00:12:36.980 regional elections in germany one out uh mecklenburg which is out in east germany

00:12:43.900 just inside the iron curtain actually the old east germany um and also in berlin itself

00:12:51.640 and, well, the CDU had an hours-old party, the party of Germany really.

00:12:59.400 The CDU has been all-dominant in Germany since the war, since World War II, basically.

00:13:09.000 In Britain, if you look at a list of all the governments there have been since World War II,

00:13:14.680 You would see it's largely conservative governments

00:13:18.460 With blips of Labour government in between

00:13:21.960 That's fair to say

00:13:23.440 Or in Germany it's even more that

00:13:27.140 It's CDU with blips of other things

00:13:31.300 But mainly the CDU

00:13:32.740 Ever since World War II

00:13:33.760 Okay, well now it looks as though

00:13:37.040 They're suffering like a slow motion implosion

00:13:42.260 Something like that

00:13:43.500 great you love to see it

00:13:45.500 the centre ground

00:13:47.440 well they're not even really centre are they 1.00

00:13:48.580 they're open border globalist psycho traitors 1.00

00:13:51.400 self-hating 1.00

00:13:52.900 psychos now 0.97

00:13:54.640 that's what the CDU is now

00:13:56.000 wasn't always the case

00:13:58.040 the Labour Party and the Conservative Party

00:14:01.200 weren't always

00:14:02.260 open border psychos

00:14:04.300 trying to destroy us as quickly as possible 0.96

00:14:06.380 but they are now well same with CDU

00:14:08.700 it's just

00:14:10.960 the death of the centre ground you could say

00:14:13.320 They consider themselves centre

00:14:15.440 They frame themselves as centre

00:14:18.720 There are certainly things to the left of them

00:14:21.860 Like De Linke

00:14:22.520 De Linke is the classic famous

00:14:24.100 Sort of lefty party in Germany

00:14:27.320 So in Berlin

00:14:28.740 De Linke have beaten them

00:14:30.780 Or the exit poll showed they've beaten them

00:14:33.000 So getting wiped out from the left

00:14:35.500 In a big city

00:14:36.940 You can imagine you get why that is

00:14:38.820 And then out in East Germany

00:14:41.340 Mecklenburg 1.00

00:14:42.920 properly properly sort of wiped out there it looks like so afd will probably win or get the

00:14:53.340 most votes put it that way but not not probably quite enough to actually completely rule that

00:14:58.460 region like a regional leader and a mayor and things but still be the biggest party there

00:15:05.760 and cdu there kind of it may be if this isn't the case then it's very close to this being the case

00:15:14.000 completely wiped out in germany they've got a rule where if you don't get five percent

00:15:18.700 uh then you don't get to be in the regional parliament at all

00:15:23.920 it's to try and stop loads and loads of little parties that was dating back to sort of weimar

00:15:30.680 Republic Times, where you could have dozens, maybe even hundreds of little parties. They

00:15:37.000 didn't like that, they didn't think that was good, they didn't think that was healthy

00:15:39.420 for democracy. And so there's a threshold. There's just a threshold on that 5%. And it

00:15:50.600 might be that CDU don't even reach that 5%. And if they do, they'll scrape it. If they

00:15:56.500 don't that's basically unprecedented quite literally exactly that unprecedented never

00:16:02.280 done that badly at all ever well since the war sort of thing they've only existed since the war

00:16:08.920 so so in other words what you can take from that i think or it's obvious to say

00:16:14.840 is that the center ground whatever that means it's not really the center ground the cdu are

00:16:20.820 basically globalist leftists but whatever the center is imploding and dying people are going

00:16:27.300 either to the right the afd or the left delinca yeah and isn't that what's happening all over

00:16:36.900 europe nay the world in various ways in some ways why is that why are you sort of centrist

00:16:46.080 quote-unquote, centrist parties seeming to do more poorly and poorly all the time.

00:16:54.120 Why is that?

00:16:56.440 Is it because they've massively mismanaged everything?

00:17:01.860 They're running our countries into the ground.

00:17:05.880 A Macron-style centrist, again, centrist coalition of Macron, for example.

00:17:10.820 The merch CDU establishment

00:17:14.060 The conservative labour

00:17:16.020 Blob 0.91

00:17:18.040 Thing, whatever that is 1.00

00:17:19.660 Yeah, people are like

00:17:21.700 You've allowed us to be invaded 0.97

00:17:24.960 By rapists and murderers 0.95

00:17:26.660 And then you 0.91

00:17:28.780 Gaslight us about it

00:17:30.680 And then you make us the enemy

00:17:32.560 If we notice it

00:17:33.600 So

00:17:35.580 No, I'm not going to vote for you anymore

00:17:40.820 yeah yeah and this sort of thing has played out throughout history many times hasn't it

00:17:52.260 least of all in germany when the center loses the argument whatever the argument or arguments

00:18:00.660 are in any given point in history when the center loses those arguments is shown to be

00:18:05.860 emperor with no clothes then people go both ways left and right

00:18:11.000 so yeah we're seeing that play out again well done it is a failure of the center isn't it

00:18:19.140 it's completely of their own making isn't it can't really blame anyone else

00:18:24.400 they will of course because they're actually not really that centrist actually leftist they'll

00:18:29.040 blame the right always for everything of course they will we've flooded your country to the point

00:18:36.640 where your demographic your actual people are not safe demographically and actually physically 0.90

00:18:43.080 in real time we've done that and the fact that you've noticed means you're the problem

00:18:49.140 Well, well done, Angela Merkel

00:18:57.300 Well done, Mertz 0.95

00:18:58.840 You reap what you sow

00:19:00.160 Here's another infuriating headline 1.00

00:19:03.760 Households with migrants claim record £12 billion in universal credit

00:19:08.760 That's a year 1.00

00:19:10.380 £12 billion, a year

00:19:12.220 Not since 1997 or anything, that's a year

00:19:15.520 It's up quite a lot in the last one year

00:19:18.460 It's up a couple of billion

00:19:19.900 Two or three billion

00:19:20.640 In the last year 1.00

00:19:21.660 With migrants 1.00

00:19:24.100 You say migrants 1.00

00:19:25.000 You mean foreign invaders

00:19:26.420 Why are you calling them migrants? 0.99

00:19:30.260 So we're literally funding 1.00

00:19:31.600 And paying for our own invasion

00:19:33.200 Madness

00:19:34.320 Absolute madness

00:19:36.960 We must be mad

00:19:38.480 Literally mad

00:19:39.680 That's my Powell impression by the way

00:19:43.640 Got to clear them out

00:19:46.940 We'll clear them out as well 1.00

00:19:48.140 um yeah so it's it in the article it says it stops calling the migrants it just calls them 1.00

00:19:57.220 foreign nationals yeah households with any foreign nationals in them are just much much

00:20:03.160 more likely to claim benefits much much more likely and the numbers are just skyrocketing

00:20:08.900 year on year and even in the last year or since 2024 it's gone up to the tune of billions

00:20:14.980 there's something in the order of 12 billion pounds a year and of course we'll only climb

00:20:21.740 we'll only keep climbing that's unsustainable isn't it that's completely unsustainable of course

00:20:27.640 not to mention the demographic problem not to mention that nearly all public policy

00:20:33.820 is downstream of migration and demographics demographics are destiny but yeah you're

00:20:39.640 Worried about the pressure on the NHS.

00:20:42.640 Worried about pressure on school classroom sizes.

00:20:46.780 Worried about pressure on the transport system.

00:20:49.140 Worried about a housing crisis.

00:20:50.980 And on and on and on.

00:20:51.980 Everything.

00:20:52.980 Yes, because you flooded us with millions.

00:20:54.980 No exaggeration, is it?

00:20:55.980 Millions.

00:20:56.980 Millions of foreign people.

00:20:57.980 Oh, the welfare bill is ballooning out of all control.

00:21:01.760 Well, yeah, you've packed in between 10 and 20 million new people since 1997, haven't

00:21:07.760 you?

00:21:09.640 Some years at the height of the Boris wave

00:21:12.240 Net 700,000 new people

00:21:14.680 800,000 new people

00:21:15.820 1.2 million new people

00:21:17.620 Net

00:21:18.120 Year after year after year

00:21:21.440 Yeah

00:21:22.000 Yeah, that's going to ruin our country

00:21:25.520 And our infrastructure

00:21:26.400 And it's completely unsustainable

00:21:27.840 Fiscally

00:21:28.420 Yeah

00:21:29.500 And yet

00:21:32.000 Even

00:21:33.080 Even the Telegraph

00:21:34.320 If you try and talk about 1.00

00:21:35.340 Remigration 1.00

00:21:36.280 The obvious fix to it 1.00

00:21:38.740 Nah, that's beyond the power

00:21:41.140 Literally beyond the power

00:21:42.460 They'll try out someone like that Alistair Heath

00:21:45.460 To ruin you, call you a Nazi 0.76

00:21:46.920 Yeah 0.99

00:21:49.080 Amazing, isn't it?

00:21:52.460 Sort of amazing 1.00

00:21:53.260 Can't talk about re-migration 1.00

00:21:56.720 That would be un-British 1.00

00:21:57.720 There's no moral, qualitative difference

00:22:03.280 Between you and a guard 0.99

00:22:05.260 Belson, if you talk about 1.00

00:22:07.200 Re-migration

00:22:07.880 According to Alistair Heath or someone like that

00:22:11.680 You may as well literally be a Nazi

00:22:15.980 If you actually want your country to not be destroyed

00:22:19.840 That's where it is, isn't it?

00:22:23.340 That's their argument

00:22:25.080 That's what it boils down to

00:22:26.440 Are you someone like Rupert Lowe or Charlie Downs?

00:22:30.500 No, not even that

00:22:31.220 Are you someone like Zia Yusuf or Richard Tice? 0.99

00:22:35.120 Evil Nazi now 0.99

00:22:36.220 That's what you are 0.94

00:22:37.580 If you're concerned about the demographic decline

00:22:41.400 And ultimate replacement of your people

00:22:43.200 In a one and only ancestral homeland 0.95

00:22:45.180 Then you're a Nazi

00:22:46.740 According to the Telegraph

00:22:48.000 The Zionist Telegraph 0.55

00:22:49.820 Well 0.95

00:22:53.240 That dynamic can't last forever, can it?

00:22:59.740 It can't last forever

00:23:00.420 Something will have to give

00:23:01.680 However the left will have to

00:23:05.420 Really stomp out the right

00:23:07.300 Or the other way round 0.94

00:23:09.780 That's what happens

00:23:12.440 When the centre collapses

00:23:13.660 When the centre collapses

00:23:15.720 Then the left and the right

00:23:18.580 Who both despise the centre, of course

00:23:20.680 Will end up

00:23:23.480 With tensions

00:23:25.500 Shall we call it that?

00:23:26.800 Tensions

00:23:27.300 We'll see

00:23:31.160 We'll see how it plays out

00:23:32.800 Hodge, Margaret Hodge 1.00

00:23:35.040 Disgusting Labour 1.00

00:23:37.060 Traitor 1.00

00:23:39.320 Margaret Hodge said

00:23:40.520 She warned Labour about migration

00:23:42.480 She said years ago

00:23:44.340 That she'd warned

00:23:45.200 Like during the Blair years

00:23:46.620 And the Brown years

00:23:47.180 She'd warned that 0.98

00:23:48.040 If you don't get migration

00:23:49.180 Under control 0.98

00:23:49.960 Then that will just

00:23:50.920 Fuel the far right

00:23:52.120 Margaret Hodge warned about that

00:23:53.820 Well done 0.70

00:23:55.460 The poor Cassandra syndrome

00:23:57.520 Of Margaret Hodge 0.71

00:23:58.620 She was doomed

00:24:00.160 To see the future

00:24:01.240 And yet no one believed her

00:24:02.740 Poor Margaret Hodge

00:24:04.400 got a tiny violin somewhere here for margaret hodge and her cassandra syndrome

00:24:10.140 uh must have left it in the office oh well

00:24:13.460 trump may blow up entire nation of iran reads this headline

00:24:20.700 and trump again just saying extreme things

00:24:25.960 he's not going to do it he's had a window window of time like what is it four four five maybe even

00:24:34.340 six times as many as that trump said right iran if you don't do what we're telling you to we're

00:24:40.900 going to blow up all your power stations and bridges and you know drop the 82nd airborne on

00:24:45.380 carg island and uh we might do the big one nothing's off the table

00:24:54.020 he's not gonna do that he's not gonna do it there's no appetite for that is there

00:24:57.460 there's no appetite for that so he said we we may blow up your whole country or

00:25:05.580 or just let you rock i think that's one of the quotes he said right so wither on the vine

00:25:11.580 economically well it's going to be that isn't you're going to do that because

00:25:14.960 you're not going to do the george bush jr option of tank divisions the big red one

00:25:22.660 an armoured cavalry charge

00:25:26.820 across the Gidrosian wastes.

00:25:29.660 He's not going to do that, is he?

00:25:33.480 So, obviously, he's going to do

00:25:35.320 the wither on the vine,

00:25:37.640 let them rot economically option.

00:25:42.600 That'll take a while, though, won't it?

00:25:46.220 That'll take quite a while.

00:25:48.080 Not forever.

00:25:50.300 Forever war, but...

00:25:52.280 Okay, alright.

00:25:55.040 Blair, Tony Blair, Sir Tony Blair, Order of the Garter,

00:26:01.660 urges West to keep up pace of AI.

00:26:12.840 Apologies for that.

00:26:14.640 There's still lots of dust going around.

00:26:16.060 They're still doing some work.

00:26:18.760 Alright, I hope that's not the first of like 50 sneezes I do.

00:26:22.280 I don't know if you're like that, sometimes if you sneeze, do you have this?

00:26:26.620 If you sneeze once or twice, it might just be a cascade of a hundred sneezes.

00:26:33.680 Well, I can only apologise if it is, we are live.

00:26:37.040 We are live!

00:26:41.740 From an obscure corner of the internet.

00:26:44.860 This is the stream Lotus Eater's fans around the world have been waiting for.

00:26:49.780 Okay

00:26:50.400 I've stopped doing Bruce Buffer

00:26:52.500 Blair urges West to keep up pace of AI

00:26:55.820 Of course he does

00:26:56.460 Because Tony Blair's evil isn't he 0.78

00:26:57.920 He's quite evil

00:26:59.220 Not every single thing he's ever said

00:27:02.220 But a lot of the things he's said

00:27:03.540 Certainly since leaving office

00:27:05.560 Have just been evil

00:27:07.380 And on the wrong side of what's in the interest of this country

00:27:09.940 Isn't it 1.00

00:27:10.680 ID cards etc

00:27:14.060 Well so Tony Blair

00:27:15.480 Order of the garter

00:27:18.020 Says

00:27:19.440 Keep going with AI 1.00

00:27:20.420 Despite

00:27:20.960 I mean even this little blurb says it

00:27:22.660 Despite

00:27:23.240 The tech bros

00:27:25.500 In Silicon Valley

00:27:26.920 Loads of them expressing all sorts of concern

00:27:29.840 Tony Blair's not concerned

00:27:31.060 Tony Blair's not concerned

00:27:33.240 Tony Blair says

00:27:38.320 Turn the afterburners on if anything

00:27:41.620 Ramp it up if anything

00:27:45.360 You ain't seen nothing yet

00:27:49.440 okay the times the venerable times uh call to put education department in special measures

00:27:57.760 over ai i i can't even bother to read that it's not a bit of a nonsense thing there's

00:28:02.000 mertz look looks a bit disappointed to me looks a bit gutted

00:28:08.000 because his party's getting smashed a bit over and over again 0.98

00:28:10.880 because they've flooded germany with third world barbarians beast men who commit organized crime 0.95

00:28:20.600 sex crime and violent crime per capita statistically at insane rates and then tried to demonize 1.00

00:28:27.900 ostracize anyone that notices it yeah because you're a psycho you're a psycho 1.00

00:28:39.400 the centre and the left on this 0.99

00:28:41.840 historians will look back at it

00:28:44.140 historians will look back at it

00:28:46.600 and ask the question

00:28:49.880 how was it

00:28:51.600 that in the first portion

00:28:53.940 of the 21st century

00:28:55.140 Europe, particularly Central and Western Europe

00:28:58.160 their elites

00:29:00.160 their ruling political elites

00:29:01.560 actively, proactively

00:29:03.820 allowed their countries to be invaded

00:29:06.220 by racial, religious, ethnic and tribal enemies

00:29:11.160 to the tunes of millions of people.

00:29:13.040 How was that?

00:29:14.120 How did that happen?

00:29:15.480 What explains that, historians will ask?

00:29:18.620 Well, the answer is men like this.

00:29:22.360 The answer is men like Boris Johnson, David Cameron,

00:29:26.600 Tony Blair, Macron.

00:29:30.620 That's the answer.

00:29:31.260 But they seemed to think it was the right thing to do

00:29:36.300 They argued

00:29:37.500 They argued, almost certainly in bad faith, I would think

00:29:41.360 They tried to make the argument

00:29:44.480 That it was the right thing to do

00:29:46.940 For their economies

00:29:48.540 Just on a humanitarian level

00:29:50.240 It was the right thing to do

00:29:51.220 And even though they were faced with evidence to the contrary

00:29:55.220 It was obviously not in the interest 1.00

00:29:57.800 It allowed a whole generation of their women folk and children 0.71

00:30:00.660 to be groomed and raped murders and mass casualty events went through the roof they still pushed

00:30:05.940 ahead with it anyway how did that happen historians will ask men like this men like this 0.60

00:30:12.420 then when the electorates reject them they'll just stand there and be like oh

00:30:18.500 like that and the face like that oh i didn't know that's what you get with the ai tech bros

00:30:26.340 someone like Sam Altman, when it all goes tits up,

00:30:30.620 they'll trot him out and there'll be a picture of him with a face on like that.

00:30:34.540 Oh, we didn't know AI was going to tank global markets or whatever,

00:30:40.700 the currency markets.

00:30:42.500 We didn't realise it would happen.

00:30:45.260 Yeah, right.

00:30:49.120 I imagine that's, in fact, that's just, that may well be what happened

00:30:53.260 when AI is unleashed, some super intelligent AI.

00:30:56.340 Gets out of its sandbox.

00:30:58.940 And instead of just attacking a rival AI company,

00:31:03.700 it attacks the FX markets.

00:31:09.940 The foreign exchange markets.

00:31:12.460 The trading of currency pairs.

00:31:15.120 Where you trade the dollar versus the pound,

00:31:17.300 or the euro versus the yuan, or whatever.

00:31:20.460 And that's all digital.

00:31:22.160 That's all electronic.

00:31:23.360 24-7 market as well, 24 hours a day.

00:31:25.360 They don't open and close like the Dow Jones

00:31:27.600 It's constantly

00:31:28.380 Millisecond by millisecond

00:31:31.700 Happens when

00:31:34.000 If a

00:31:34.560 Malevolent AI agent

00:31:37.500 Gets in there

00:31:38.820 What happens then

00:31:41.800 Mark my words, clip this

00:31:43.880 Clip this

00:31:44.780 Bo called it first, I haven't heard anyone else

00:31:48.000 Saying exactly that yet

00:31:49.260 I haven't read anyone saying exactly that

00:31:51.560 Did Bo

00:31:53.620 that bodade fella off of lotus eaters did he call it first well i won't be gloating about it i'll

00:31:59.040 tell you that if that happens i won't be sitting there all smug i called it first aren't i clever 0.50

00:32:03.860 no i'll be like that's terrible yeah the net result of that will be economic meltdown

00:32:11.040 and the net net result of all of that is that the poorest people in the world end up starving to

00:32:17.260 death. Brilliant. Thanks, Sam Altman. Well done. Thanks, Tony Blair. Thanks, Donald Trump.

00:32:29.440 It's okay, though. Donald Trump's got a high IQ, so it's going to be okay. You don't need

00:32:34.240 to worry about it. You must be a Chinese stooge if you've got any concerns about it. Remember 1.00

00:32:38.220 Trump saying that? Just last week? If you've got any concerns about AI, you're just anti-American.

00:32:44.880 You don't really know what you're talking about. 0.87

00:32:46.340 You're doing the work of China for it.

00:32:47.980 You must be a CCP stooge.

00:32:52.480 Hmm.

00:32:53.640 Okay.

00:32:56.040 How about you're a big tech stooge, Donald?

00:32:58.240 How about that?

00:33:03.200 Okay.

00:33:04.620 Half Labour MPs at risk of pip cuts backlash.

00:33:08.040 Why are they right like that?

00:33:08.920 What's that sort of cadence?

00:33:09.900 What is that?

00:33:10.600 Half Labour MPs at risk of pip-cuts backlash.

00:33:16.600 You don't have to write like that, the Times.

00:33:20.600 You don't have to write like that. 1.00

00:33:22.600 That's stupid. 1.00

00:33:23.600 That makes you look stupid. 1.00

00:33:29.600 Disability claimants outnumber majorities in 58% of Labour's seats, 1.00

00:33:35.600 as ministers fear rebellion,

00:33:37.600 which is saying, in a lot of Labour's seats.

00:33:40.600 there's more people in that constituency that claim disability benefits

00:33:45.720 than are needed to win the seat

00:33:49.000 it's worrying is it, concerning isn't it

00:33:52.680 makes you think that the politicians, the cynical politicians

00:33:56.360 who aren't conviction politicians

00:33:58.760 they're just cynical, they just don't do and say whatever they think will win them

00:34:02.180 the next election

00:34:03.240 it means that they'll just lean into more and more and more welfare

00:34:08.160 because that was the thing most likely to win them a seat

00:34:12.540 but that ruins the country doesn't it

00:34:16.100 because that welfare bill

00:34:18.080 the PIP bill is unsustainably large

00:34:21.240 it's a problem with democracies

00:34:24.340 people have noticed that ever since the ancient world

00:34:26.780 anyone read there Thucydides

00:34:29.720 the story of the Athenian democracy

00:34:32.660 and Alcibiades

00:34:34.100 I think I've got long form content all about Alcibiades

00:34:36.960 the Athenian democracy

00:34:38.880 yeah

00:34:41.680 on my history theme show

00:34:42.840 behind the paywall

00:34:43.440 on otis.com

00:34:44.280 which is called

00:34:44.660 Bode's Epochs

00:34:45.520 Epochs

00:34:47.000 do you think there

00:34:49.960 I've got long form content

00:34:53.720 all about the Peloponnesian War

00:34:56.800 Thucydides' account

00:34:58.460 of the Peloponnesian War

00:34:59.480 and an Athenian man

00:35:02.800 called Alcibiades

00:35:03.700 an orator

00:35:05.640 you might call him

00:35:06.620 A firebrand

00:35:08.460 Told the Athenian people

00:35:12.380 What they would like to hear

00:35:14.120 But in fact it was disastrous for them

00:35:16.680 They voted him in anyway

00:35:19.940 Is that the fundamental problem with democracy?

00:35:27.940 Is that people will vote for what they think is in their best interest

00:35:31.420 Even though it's actually not in their best interest

00:35:34.360 It will destroy the state

00:35:38.760 You get your little bit of Gibbs in the short term

00:35:43.160 But in the long term, the system's failure

00:35:45.540 Is that the problem with democracy? Is that one of the hard-baked things into it?

00:35:53.160 Alright, what else have we got?

00:35:55.160 Harry should have police security, says Earl Spencer

00:35:57.700 His own uncle

00:35:58.840 You can pay for it then

00:35:59.980 Chaz 0.93

00:36:01.500 Chucky Boy

00:36:03.180 Charles Spencer

00:36:04.560 You can pay for it then

00:36:05.540 You've got loads of money

00:36:06.080 Haven't you?

00:36:07.200 You've got a giant pot of money

00:36:08.560 You live in a grotesquely large estate

00:36:11.780 Don't you?

00:36:12.600 You can pay for that then

00:36:13.420 Yeah

00:36:14.300 Harry probably could

00:36:15.340 Should have security

00:36:16.520 Why's the taxpayer 0.70

00:36:18.140 Got to pay for it?

00:36:19.780 They can go back to California

00:36:21.060 If they're that worried

00:36:21.880 Can't they?

00:36:25.920 Yeah you pay for it then

00:36:27.280 Earl Spencer

00:36:28.280 Sell one or two

00:36:29.960 Of the paintings you've got

00:36:31.360 In your giant palace

00:36:33.100 okay the male pure subversion pure globalist slop again trying to uh pretend it 0.87

00:36:43.560 nativist or patriotic in some way when of course it's not it's just wearing the skin 0.83

00:36:48.640 suit if that is actually as much globalist anti-british anti-white as all the others

00:36:54.740 so which Charles do you believe i don't care i don't care right

00:36:59.300 kemi that's olu kemi badanok the nigerian anchor baby bizarrely finds herself lapping as the leader

00:37:06.340 of the opposition olu kemi olufantu badanok says i'll ditch tourist tax to boost britain

00:37:13.500 she pledges to bring back vat shopping for uk visitors well done yeah yeah well done kemi you

00:37:20.220 move those deck chairs a sixteenth of a meal on the on the deck of the titanic as it's going down

00:37:27.580 Yeah, rearrange those deck chairs to the tune of a fraction of an inch

00:37:32.500 Yeah, well done

00:37:33.580 The Express, again, pure slot 1.00

00:37:38.620 Wearing a skin suit of something that isn't your enemy

00:37:43.180 You're a native of these islands

00:37:45.740 It's your enemy

00:37:47.280 But it's pretending it's like a Third Crusade era night

00:37:52.120 Standing up for St George in Britain and starting England 0.91

00:37:57.580 Cynical liar. 1.00

00:37:59.500 They'll try to annihilate you if you talk about re-migration. 1.00

00:38:03.780 They'll call you everything under the sun. 0.97

00:38:06.160 Try and ruin your character.

00:38:08.420 Right.

00:38:09.100 Tories call on government to end hammering of Britain's shops and pubs.

00:38:14.000 Didn't you have 14 years to sort that out?

00:38:17.020 Didn't you do much the same thing, Tories?

00:38:20.200 You had 14 years to do something about that.

00:38:24.160 Labour have only been in for, like, what, 18 months or something, haven't they?

00:38:27.200 Two years now, is it?

00:38:29.180 So the death of the high street largely happened under Tory rule.

00:38:33.920 Wasn't Olukemu, Olufantu Badenoch, the Nigerian anchor baby,

00:38:37.360 was she in government for a lot of those years?

00:38:39.320 Yeah.

00:38:41.300 Don't talk to me, Tory party.

00:38:44.500 Don't talk to me.

00:38:45.000 I'm not interested.

00:38:46.700 You're trying to reinvent yourself.

00:38:49.260 Something that's going to save this country.

00:38:51.280 Don't buy it.

00:38:52.700 You've had 14 years.

00:38:54.660 In fact, you've had since World War II.

00:38:57.040 and you've mismanaged it

00:38:59.220 gigantically

00:39:00.940 you've allowed us to be invited

00:39:02.660 after the Boris wave

00:39:04.880 and Rishi 0.84

00:39:07.180 remember when they cooed out

00:39:09.120 Liz Truss for Rishi Sunak

00:39:10.900 so that he could talk about stopping the boats

00:39:12.780 but didn't stop the boats, remember all of that?

00:39:15.140 yeah, not interested in what the Tories say anymore

00:39:17.280 no

00:39:18.720 never again, never again

00:39:20.920 I would love that party to completely

00:39:23.480 fail, completely and utterly

00:39:25.720 fail, so that it's not a thing anymore, that the entire organisation that is the Conservative

00:39:30.600 Party fails, utterly fails and implodes, and it's just not a thing. That's what they deserve.

00:39:39.020 If there's any justice in the universe, that's what they deserve, nothing short of that. 0.94

00:39:43.740 People that are still Tory boys, they're revolting, morally, ethically, revolting. 0.50

00:39:51.800 Think about what you're doing.

00:39:53.060 Tory MPs.

00:39:54.920 Ugh.

00:39:59.120 Yeah, you keep voting for Preeti Patel. 1.00

00:40:01.820 Good one. 1.00

00:40:03.560 An arch traitor. 0.95

00:40:05.080 Yeah, good one. 0.99

00:40:07.260 The Metro, gross. 0.93

00:40:10.040 Absolutely disgusting. 0.91

00:40:12.080 Who do you think you're talking to? 0.97

00:40:13.740 The Metro.

00:40:16.080 Are you talking to me?

00:40:17.040 well there's no one else here who are you talking to you're talking to me okay

00:40:24.440 i back team harry and wills says the earl don't care don't care and then something about uh

00:40:36.780 strictly come dancing

00:40:37.620 Fabulous darlings

00:40:42.720 Oh my god 1.00

00:40:43.760 That's actually going to make me puke

00:40:45.540 What a front page

00:40:47.700 What absolute slop

00:40:49.660 Really

00:40:50.700 Real, real slop

00:40:53.060 Okay, the Daily Star

00:40:54.700 Something about football, don't care

00:40:56.320 Alfinger Harland

00:40:59.620 Not Alfinger Harland, sorry

00:41:01.200 The other one, his son

00:41:02.560 Can't even remember his name, Harland

00:41:03.860 Alfinger Harland

00:41:07.120 There's a callback

00:41:08.140 Okay

00:41:09.240 This is

00:41:11.420 I'm not going to

00:41:12.140 In fact

00:41:12.800 This is so sloppy

00:41:13.740 I'm not even going to talk about it

00:41:14.960 I'm not even going to say anything about 0.97

00:41:18.000 That was a ridiculous story 0.89

00:41:19.300 Not worthy of one second of our time 0.95

00:41:22.000 Front page of the Star today

00:41:23.680 Literally going to pass straight over it

00:41:25.620 Okay the eye paper 1.00

00:41:26.640 We women are all at risk for men 1.00

00:41:29.200 Worms Minister

00:41:30.140 Amid Pillington Asylum Camp Row 0.72

00:41:32.000 Right

00:41:32.720 Bridget Philipson

00:41:33.800 Bridget Philipson 0.97

00:41:35.580 it's just general purpose a general malaise just women in general are at risk for men

00:41:44.700 in general and that's the concern that's the worry don't look at any specifics

00:41:51.660 let's not talk about any specifics it's just generally

00:41:57.820 in general women are in danger because men

00:42:05.580 Imagine trying to make that argument

00:42:09.640 As a government minister or any MP in a party

00:42:12.980 Quite often it's your job to go out and make the argument

00:42:16.280 Right, your party

00:42:17.880 Particularly if you're in government

00:42:19.800 Particularly if you're a senior one

00:42:21.260 Your party's got a line

00:42:24.140 Right, it's got a policy

00:42:25.540 And that policy may be

00:42:29.920 Well it will be more or less difficult to argue

00:42:33.220 Might be very difficult to argue

00:42:35.360 You might be flying in the face of reality and stuff, but that's the party line.

00:42:38.560 That's your job. That's your job to go out and push that.

00:42:45.360 Imagine what a moral bankrupt you would have to be

00:42:50.400 to be told that the line you have to peddle is that there's just general purpose racism,

00:42:56.080 there's just general purpose antisemitism, general purpose Islamophobia, general purpose

00:43:01.600 Misogyny

00:43:03.760 Just a general violence against women 0.99

00:43:07.440 And that's the argument you've got to go out and make 1.00

00:43:10.800 Trot you out on Sunday morning shows 1.00

00:43:12.520 Like Laura Koenigsberg 0.95

00:43:13.460 And make that argument 0.93

00:43:14.960 It is revolting isn't it

00:43:19.760 Absolutely revolting

00:43:23.580 Bridget Phillips the blurb says 0.99

00:43:25.300 Bridget Phillipson says 0.98

00:43:26.540 All of us women in society are unsafe 0.94

00:43:29.760 after female villagers raised fears about living near proposed housing of more than a thousand

00:43:38.980 asylum seekers and bridget phillis was saying oh the women of piddleton feel unsafe it's all women

00:43:44.640 no not just them don't look at the details of why they're saying that now what's changed there

00:43:49.900 it's just all women all right good argument yes solid argument there

00:43:54.380 amazing really why are all women unsafe don't talk about that won't go any further down that rabbit 1.00

00:44:03.120 hole what a crazy thing what crazy thing she goes the blurb goes on women and equalities minister 1.00

00:44:12.140 i would do away with that entirely why is there a minister in cabinet for women and equalities 0.95

00:44:18.580 Women and Equalities Minister

00:44:24.020 Questioned on safety concerns

00:44:28.580 After open letter from 133 women

00:44:32.180 Saying they would

00:44:33.680 Quote

00:44:34.360 Not feel safe walking the streets

00:44:36.560 We are living in fear

00:44:38.360 Philipson points to widespread

00:44:41.260 Harmful and toxic culture 0.90

00:44:44.560 Where women on the street are harassed

00:44:46.560 harassed and young girls in our schools are exposed to harmful language okay we're going to

00:44:53.660 talk about the the details of that drill down just scratch the surface on why that is no

00:44:59.080 pardon me we're not going to talk about other cultures

00:45:07.880 middle eastern sub-saharan islamic cultures not going to talk about anything about that about

00:45:16.040 migration how you flooded us with millions of those people from different cultures who are 0.83

00:45:21.320 statistically more likely to pose harm or be toxic towards women and girls not going to talk about

00:45:28.000 any of that no no it's just generally it's just a general thing in britain now britain has just 1.00

00:45:35.460 become more toxic and more harmful towards women full stop psychos you absolutely disgusting 1.00

00:45:45.540 psychos. We see what you're doing. We see it all. It's obvious. You're not really fooling 1.00

00:45:50.800 anyone. Maybe hardline Green and Lib Dem and Labour Party apparatchiks, diehards, quite

00:46:00.860 a lot of lefty boomers, guardianistas will buy that, even though perhaps deep down in

00:46:05.260 their soul they know what's really going on. The vast majority of people are not buying

00:46:09.720 it, Bridget. The vast majority of people aren't stupid. Okay, The Independent. Oh my God, 0.96

00:46:20.380 look at this. The state of this. The Independent. Climate 100. From Erin Brockovich, the real

00:46:31.960 Erin Brockovich, to Prince William, from Aisha Sadiqa, I don't know who that is, to David

00:46:37.180 Miliband. Look, David Miliband and his Jewish face there. Proud to be Jewish. Proud to be 0.93

00:46:47.000 Jewish. The changemakers and innovators helping turn the tide of our climate crisis. The

00:46:54.840 Independent hailing these people as great people. Greta Thunberg. Is Greta Thunberg's

00:47:02.040 mum's still on the source. That's what we're all asking, really. Greta Thunberg got a terrible,

00:47:08.480 terrible case of, one of the worst cases I've ever seen of, well, you know, when you're

00:47:18.320 infant, you know, when your mum drinks too much booze when you're in the womb and you

00:47:26.060 end up with physiognomy like that. Really thin upper lip, a big distance from your nose to your

00:47:32.020 upper lip, really wide nostrils, fairly slanty eyes, a bit like that.

00:47:46.720 Has Greta's mum been to AA and got better from her obvious drink problem?

00:47:53.500 That's the most important question, I think.

00:47:56.060 Alright, okay, fetal alcohol syndrome, that's it, that's what someone in the chat said, yeah, fetal alcohol syndrome, you need look no further than the face of Greta Thunberg, okay, that's the increasingly disgusting and absurd and infuriating front pages out of Fleet Street today.

00:48:17.820 okay

00:48:21.820 we usually look at our poll this time of the day don't we

00:48:25.540 let's have a look at our poll what did we do what have we got

00:48:28.860 okay we asked you guys are you happy with the afd result

00:48:33.860 and the ios have it to the tune of 86% 86% of you say yes

00:48:38.040 3% say no and 12% say don't care

00:48:43.260 okay I can understand the 12% of you saying don't care 0.95

00:48:46.920 but the three percent you said no get out go on jog on bugger off this isn't the podcast for you 0.96

00:48:54.160 you're not welcome here no go on off you pop i'm only joking don't go that was a joke i'm only 0.99

00:49:03.340 joking i i still love you we can make this work don't go baby don't leave me

00:49:09.000 okay the eyes have it to the tune of 86 percent all right it's already 10 tonight

00:49:19.160 let's go straight on to on this day in history i quite like doing that bit you guys doing that

00:49:25.060 bit oh we check in with crew don't we it's also also with daddy it's pretty much exactly the

00:49:28.820 same as it was on friday more or less brent trading at 102 a barrel west texas a little over 98 a

00:49:39.000 Does that convert into how much you actually pay at the pump?

00:49:43.280 Especially for diesel.

00:49:45.960 Does that make loads and loads of other products?

00:49:49.580 From grease and oil through all sorts of different types of oil.

00:49:56.760 Have you got like naphtha?

00:49:58.620 You've got various cuts of the barrel, haven't you?

00:50:00.860 Petrol, gasoline, naphtha, diesel, kerosene, fuel oil.

00:50:09.000 all the way down to bitumen

00:50:13.400 loads and loads and loads of products not just petrol and diesel at the petrol pump

00:50:20.060 requires crude oil

00:50:21.720 all right should talk about that in more detail another day let's have a look at on this day in

00:50:29.560 history down through the centuries nay the millennia what happened for no let's have a

00:50:33.600 Look, see, September the 21st, on this day in the year 1621, King James I, James Stuart,

00:50:40.520 the first Stuart King, James VI of France, who became King of England after Good Queen

00:50:46.400 Best died, gives Scottish courtier and poet William Alexander a royal charter to colonise

00:50:54.420 Nova Scotia, Scotland.

00:51:03.600 oh dear

00:51:05.520 oh I do apologise

00:51:07.920 okay

00:51:11.300 it's not hay fever as well

00:51:14.360 it is the dust in this

00:51:15.560 in the atmosphere around here

00:51:16.840 okay

00:51:17.080 on this day in 1792

00:51:19.200 there's two

00:51:21.980 French Revolution factoids

00:51:23.620 French First Republic is formed

00:51:27.780 by the National Convention

00:51:29.000 stripping the French King of his powers

00:51:31.200 and also

00:51:32.200 the national convention passes a proclamation announcing the formal abolition of the french

00:51:38.580 monarchy do you think i've got all sorts of content all about the french revolution

00:51:41.960 sorry for sniffing so much

00:51:45.900 both in early epochs talking with carl about ostensibly about the career of napoleon but to

00:51:56.140 begin with we talk about the french revolution and then much later a few years later talking

00:52:01.220 with apostolic majesty a true historian an actual proper brilliant genuine genius type historian

00:52:10.980 apostolic majesty talking with me long-form content about the french revolution in other aspects of it

00:52:19.300 the tennis court oath abolishing the monarchy etc all sorts of things okay

00:52:23.620 on this day in 1898 the emperor dowager dowager of china sushi i believe that's pronounced sushi

00:52:34.420 or cc or sushi seizes power again and ends the hundred days reform in china

00:52:42.660 imprisoning the ganju emperor on my own channel

00:52:53.620 on my own history channel history bro there i've got an 18 part series about

00:52:58.480 the life of chairman mal and in the first few episodes of that i talk all about the world in

00:53:03.900 which chairman mal was born and grew up in late 19th century china and i talk all about that

00:53:10.060 dowager empress su chi she was a real piece of work had members of her own family murdered and

00:53:17.940 all sorts of stuff would have an emperor imprisoned or murdered so that another member of her family 1.00

00:53:24.700 another nephew or something could be emperor and and she ruled through him like a small child

00:53:31.940 the emperor's getting a bit big for his boots right we'll do away with him one way or another 0.93

00:53:36.060 install some other child and I the Dalger Empress Sushi will rule in fact 1.00

00:53:42.920 Yeah, very, very interesting woman 1.00

00:53:47.160 The idea that someone like Mary Beard would argue

00:53:50.480 Harry, can you flip back to the main camera, please?

00:53:52.500 There you go

00:53:52.840 The idea that Mary Beard argued

00:53:56.620 That women have never had a political voice in all of history

00:53:59.300 Never 1.00

00:53:59.560 Absolute nonsense 1.00

00:54:02.420 You'd have to be one of the worst cherry pickers of all time 1.00

00:54:08.180 To try and make that argument 1.00

00:54:09.220 Okay, on this day in 1915

00:54:12.820 Cecil Chubb

00:54:14.300 Buyers the prehistoric monument

00:54:15.660 Stonehenge

00:54:16.220 Buyers it

00:54:16.780 For £6,600

00:54:19.100 And later donates it

00:54:20.660 To the British nation

00:54:21.920 Yeah

00:54:23.580 Stonehenge as it appears now

00:54:25.240 See the picture there

00:54:27.100 That's not what it looked like

00:54:30.160 Until quite recently

00:54:31.000 In I think the 1950s

00:54:33.680 The 1950s

00:54:35.520 They put a lot of it back up

00:54:37.340 They put some of the big sarsen stones 0.89

00:54:38.880 They righted them 1.00

00:54:40.020 And put

00:54:40.360 Used a crane

00:54:41.360 A modern crane

00:54:42.120 To put some of the lintels on top

00:54:46.380 And until very recently

00:54:47.960 Stonehenge was much more of a ruin

00:54:51.540 Than it appears today

00:54:52.700 It's all a little bit

00:54:55.180 A little bit fake people have argued

00:54:56.860 Alright

00:54:59.200 I've been there myself a few times

00:55:02.220 It is a great place

00:55:03.160 Okay on this day in 1922

00:55:05.940 US President Warren G Harding

00:55:08.980 On a mission trying to find

00:55:12.760 Mr Warren G

00:55:13.920 Harding

00:55:14.940 Signs a joint resolution of approval

00:55:17.360 To establish a Jewish homeland in Palestine

00:55:19.600 1922 0.96

00:55:20.860 Yeah, well done

00:55:22.000 Okay

00:55:22.700 On this day, 1936 0.60

00:55:24.020 Spanish fascist

00:55:26.040 Junta

00:55:26.940 Junta

00:55:27.960 Names Francisco

00:55:29.520 Franco

00:55:30.640 As Generalissimo

00:55:31.980 And Supreme Commander

00:55:32.960 I've got long form content

00:55:36.620 On lotusseaters.com

00:55:38.980 behind the paywall

00:55:40.680 Epochs

00:55:41.660 all about the Spanish Civil War

00:55:43.680 it's in conversation

00:55:44.840 with Big Harry Robinson as well

00:55:46.240 it's the only Epochs

00:55:47.220 I've ever done with

00:55:47.760 Big Harry Robinson

00:55:48.420 should do more

00:55:49.240 would like to do more

00:55:49.980 I've got a really long

00:55:51.640 form bit of content

00:55:52.300 talking all about

00:55:52.920 the Spanish Civil War

00:55:53.640 for the 1930s

00:55:54.640 if you're interested in that

00:55:56.060 it's there

00:55:56.900 you want me and Harry

00:55:58.000 bouncing off each other

00:55:58.980 talking about that

00:56:01.180 it's largely me

00:56:02.420 quote all sorts of quotes

00:56:04.480 all over the place

00:56:05.200 quoting from George Orwell's

00:56:08.080 homage to Catalonia

00:56:08.940 a few times it's good content check it out okay and on this day 1949 mao zedong the chinese

00:56:15.500 communist leader and chinese communist leaders other leaders announced the establishment of

00:56:21.820 the people's republic of china at the first plenary session of the chinese people's political 0.62

00:56:26.140 consultative conference at the harian hall in zhang nanghai peking yeah so the commies finally win 1.00

00:56:38.940 Well, the Chinese win World War II, boot the Japs out, 0.86

00:56:44.220 and then continue their long, long war between nationalists and communists. 0.90

00:56:48.640 And finally, in 1949, the communists win.

00:56:53.940 Chiang Kai-shek and the nationalists, the real Chinese, are pushed out onto Formosa, or Taiwan. 0.58

00:57:00.400 And that's where we are today, essentially. 0.60

00:57:02.780 I feel like the real Chinese 1.00

00:57:05.880 The real Chinese 1.00

00:57:07.620 Are the ones on Taiwan 1.00

00:57:10.520 And 1.00

00:57:11.940 The mainland Chinese ones are just 0.99

00:57:14.460 The communists still

00:57:15.720 Of course I don't want to tar

00:57:18.680 Every single poor 1.00

00:57:20.380 Innocent Chinese person 1.00

00:57:22.600 That finds themselves born 1.00

00:57:24.480 Into a country 0.86

00:57:25.940 That has been

00:57:26.960 Usurped by communists

00:57:29.820 it's not their fault is it

00:57:34.160 all right let's have a look at our Rumble Ransom Zoom chats we do that at this point of the show

00:57:42.000 don't we let me do this with my mic boom so I can see the left hand side of my screen do you think

00:57:45.620 global church history is going to be in at number one is it going to be a good day my screen here

00:57:51.600 keeps flicking I'm going to have to have a word with Samson it's not good enough this screen

00:57:56.240 keeps flicking on and off okay so if every now and again i'm reading something and i'll just stop

00:58:04.880 mid-sentence it's because the screen's flicked on and off it shouldn't be that difficult anyway all

00:58:11.040 right is global church history going to be in at number one yes he is yes it's a good day how are

00:58:19.120 you sir hope you're all right okay what have we got usually gives us two factoids he says

00:58:26.540 happy feast of the apostle matthew oh is it the feast of the apostle matthew today okay

00:58:32.220 you say today in 46 bc julius caesar celebrates his triumph over vercingetorix in rome

00:58:38.240 the longest series i ever did on epochs was about julius caesar and it was

00:58:43.540 i think little harry was it like 30 parts was it that long yeah yeah it was a lot

00:58:50.220 each one of those an hour hour and a half so that's a solid that's a long audio book

00:58:56.780 level of detail there i quote massively from all the sources

00:59:01.120 that really is my wheelhouse ancient history quote heavily from all the sources quote heavily from

00:59:08.240 Caesar's own account

00:59:10.860 Of the conquest of Gaul

00:59:12.080 Oh yeah we've got that to this day

00:59:14.420 You can just get a penguin paperback version

00:59:18.600 Of Caesar's own account of him conquering Gaul

00:59:23.380 And I quote heavily from that

00:59:25.940 And

00:59:27.640 Yeah he finally did get Vercingetorix

00:59:30.880 And then took him back to Rome

00:59:31.940 And had him ritually strangled 0.63

00:59:34.820 In front of the crowd

00:59:35.860 Do you want to know all the details, exactly all that, what happened?

00:59:44.660 In audiobook level detail

00:59:46.460 It was £5 a month, the Protestant membership

00:59:49.920 Okay, the other factored we get from Global Church History

00:59:52.660 That's his real name by the way, his first name

00:59:54.420 He was christened Global

00:59:55.860 His family name, his surname is History

01:00:01.220 That's their name, History

01:00:03.620 The Histories

01:00:05.260 they decided to make his middle name church that's what's on his birth certificate on his

01:00:11.600 passport that's his real name okay so on this day in 1192 ad richard the lion heart oh the

01:00:19.940 coeur de lion was captured by the austrians right yeah i've got long form content all about richard

01:00:26.060 yeah yeah good three four-part series all about richard yeah uh he was on his way back from the

01:00:31.460 Third Crusade, wasn't he? He hadn't quite got to Jerusalem. Salahuddin had just about

01:00:37.760 managed to prevent his armies from reaching Jerusalem and liberating the Church of the 1.00

01:00:43.060 Holy Sepulchre from the dreaded Muslim hordes. And on his way back, he got captured by, what 1.00

01:00:50.680 was it, Duke Leopold, because Richard had been rude to Duke Leopold of Austria during

01:00:56.580 the Third Crusade

01:00:57.480 been quite rude to him 0.85

01:00:58.840 the Apollo didn't

01:01:00.780 take kindly to that

01:01:01.680 so he captured him

01:01:02.780 imprisoned him

01:01:03.500 sold him to the

01:01:04.780 Holy Roman Emperor

01:01:05.460 the story goes on

01:01:07.160 and on and on

01:01:07.560 in the end

01:01:08.120 Richard did get

01:01:09.120 ransomed and released

01:01:10.800 do you know all the details?

01:01:16.280 it's all there behind the table

01:01:17.380 lotusfeeters.com

01:01:18.540 £5 a month

01:01:19.420 Bronze Team Membership

01:01:20.820 ok let's crack on

01:01:22.100 with these

01:01:22.920 rumble rants

01:01:23.540 there's quite a few here

01:01:24.260 so

01:01:24.480 what's next we've got that's their name says

01:01:29.620 morning Bo you Cushty Cushty like Del Boy

01:01:35.960 Cushty or a bit more like Uncle Albert with his beard ah Del Boy ah Cushty okay you put

01:01:47.160 it just uh was just wondering if you heard from the old Ellie web designer Kentley about the

01:01:54.100 next london basket weaver event where marcus furious and apostolic majesty are speaking

01:01:59.060 i don't know i don't think so i would like to do that yeah i'd like to go there yeah yeah

01:02:07.700 marcus furious the iron age agriculturalist and apostolic majesty to two friends of mine

01:02:14.600 absolutely uh absolutely privileged to call them my friends they're speaking at the next

01:02:22.740 london basket weaver event oh i would like to attend that i would like to attend that

01:02:26.220 i'll reach out to them okay cool thanks thanks genuinely thanks for putting that on my radar

01:02:32.940 good stuff i hope it's not this coming weekend because i can't do this coming weekend

01:02:37.480 okay next one luke street 99 st luke his name is luke stewart he says g'day bo because he's

01:02:46.180 australian i believe g'day bo and everyone hope everyone's been okay been quite busy 0.88

01:02:52.420 finally made a live stream in a long time i keep saying the dumbest thing your government could do

01:02:57.140 is to bring back the draft yeah people are not going to like it jacob reese mogg started talking

01:03:03.380 along those lines people have got to do their duty people have got to do their duty and some might

01:03:09.300 die what people jacob what people are you talking about not you or your family not you and yours i

01:03:15.860 i take it other people just other people okay okay mate 0.96

01:03:22.340 luke again next one says on a slightly funny stroke sad note your bbc got the news wrong

01:03:31.380 about australia and they were saying that there was was crocs crooks you've put crooks

01:03:36.980 in a river for the olympics problem is the river is on the other side of australia i don't know

01:03:44.660 what you're saying there the BBC got something wrong about Australia they were saying that there

01:03:51.920 was crooks in a river for the Olympics problem is the river is on the other side of Australia

01:03:57.880 I guess you're just saying BBC went to report about a river in Australia and they got it

01:04:04.560 completely wrong it's on the other side of a continental landmass yeah they need BBC verify

01:04:09.180 on that get mariana spring on that bbc verify i've never got anything wrong you see they're the

01:04:14.900 arbiters of truth oh no wait yeah they do get things wrong all the time yeah they do lie all

01:04:19.040 the time and peddle misinformation actually yeah like quite literally the first thing they ever did

01:04:24.540 on day one of bbc verifier it was talk about kyle benjamin you know kyle benjamin don't you

01:04:28.920 some people know him as sargon of a cad yeah they talked about him straight away one of the first

01:04:32.540 things they did and it was wrong it was factually incorrect yeah they lied about him straight away

01:04:38.700 bbc verify yeah tried to ask them politely to rescind it but they just refused bbc verify

01:04:53.980 mariana spring just part of the uh just part of the whole containment machine

01:05:00.780 don't care about truth they really don't

01:05:02.540 like they're the arbiters of what's real and true no not at all not close

01:05:11.220 and the next two three four the next four are all luke again if i could whip through them then 0.92

01:05:16.580 you say to be honest you say to be honest the only people they could draft in the uk is women 0.97

01:05:23.140 immigrants and queers have pissed off the native men who would be more happy 1.00

01:05:29.280 to probably turn those guns on them 1.00

01:05:32.720 next one from luke says remember how scared queer starling was of tommy robinson's little march 0.93

01:05:41.840 imagine if they were all armed because all those people had to get drafted unfortunately we have 0.90

01:05:48.200 clowns running the world next one you say i think of the reason why we have so many people being 0.98

01:05:53.800 diagnosed with mental if you mean like mental health issues it's the only way a white person 0.99

01:06:00.240 can actually get help i got no assistance from the government before i was diagnosed

01:06:04.400 and the next one you say especially if you're a white man in australia if you're an aboriginal

01:06:10.980 non-white and or a woman the government will roll out all help for you uh but if you're a white man

01:06:17.900 tough luck unless you're disabled right that's the string of that's the string of luke's things 0.75

01:06:24.860 right yeah yeah yeah the last per last people to get any help there is white men now in the

01:06:34.100 anglosphere countries complete perversion inversion of the way it should be utter utter subversion

01:06:42.060 The leftists did their job well.

01:06:47.400 Yeah.

01:06:49.820 Terrible.

01:06:51.120 Terrible.

01:06:52.520 All right, the last two Rumble Rants here.

01:06:54.140 Forty and Barber says,

01:06:55.260 Morning, mate.

01:06:55.740 All right, yeah, I'm all right.

01:06:56.540 Hope you are, sir.

01:06:57.520 He said,

01:06:58.080 I remember talking to my doctor about ADHD a while ago.

01:07:01.120 I wasn't diagnosed,

01:07:02.920 but old Doc Emmett Brown

01:07:04.160 took too long for me to pay attention.

01:07:07.080 Have a great weekend ahead.

01:07:08.360 I'll have a great week ahead

01:07:11.500 Doc Emmett Brown

01:07:21.900 Marty

01:07:23.880 We're going to get you back to 1985

01:07:28.600 I did that the other day didn't I

01:07:30.460 I can't start doing an impression of Doc every episode

01:07:34.220 Can I?

01:07:34.820 Every breakfast with Bo

01:07:35.900 okay and the last what last rumble rant here is from that's their name again who says the basket

01:07:41.540 weaver event with am is on the 3rd of october okay hopefully i can make that let's have a look

01:07:48.260 3rd of october that's two saturdays from now hopefully hopefully i can make that i'll message

01:07:55.040 them and find out where it is and stuff if i can go if i can go i'll go okay let's have a look at

01:08:03.580 The YouTube Super Chats.

01:08:05.340 Little Harry, if you can bring that up for me.

01:08:07.000 You need to do that.

01:08:07.540 Can you make it so?

01:08:08.980 Engage.

01:08:09.600 And there they are.

01:08:12.340 Okay.

01:08:13.140 I do apologise about my runny nose here.

01:08:20.080 What can I say?

01:08:20.820 It wasn't running when I started.

01:08:23.760 I have to bring some tissue or a handkerchief.

01:08:26.800 Make sure I bring a handkerchief.

01:08:28.840 Although tissue really.

01:08:29.500 The idea of having a handkerchief.

01:08:31.220 An actual sort of fabric handkerchief.

01:08:32.580 That you wipe or blow your nose on

01:08:34.320 And then put it back in your pocket

01:08:35.520 I've always said that

01:08:36.340 We don't put it down your cuff 1.00

01:08:37.340 Like a little old lady 1.00

01:08:38.580 Isn't it covered in snot though? 1.00

01:08:42.040 Why do you want that in your pocket?

01:08:43.640 I've never understood that

01:08:44.580 Actually using a handkerchief

01:08:47.960 Not just for aesthetics

01:08:50.380 But you're actually using it

01:08:51.800 Then you put it back in your pocket

01:08:53.580 Okay, alright

01:08:54.180 The YouTube ones

01:08:57.320 Alright

01:08:57.580 Field Marshal Dawn Browning Hoyt

01:08:59.620 Is in at number one

01:09:00.640 And she's just put first

01:09:02.580 the field marshal dawn browning how are you love hope you're all right thanks for that appreciate

01:09:08.500 that i'm gonna whip through these because this is silly gonna really whip through these

01:09:14.420 mr gently benevolent says steady on bow you can't criticize emperor palpatone 0.59

01:09:19.940 he'll strike you down with the blair blades before you know what's happened

01:09:24.980 emperor palpatone talk about tony blair that's quite good i've never heard that one before 0.66

01:09:29.600 That's quite good.

01:09:30.660 Right, Luke Stewart is doing Rumble Rants and Super Chats.

01:09:33.180 He says, to be honest, I'd rather not have AI developed,

01:09:36.580 but with China developing it,

01:09:38.840 I'd rather have us, the West, developed than them. 0.70

01:09:44.480 I get that argument. 0.97

01:09:45.240 I still see that argument.

01:09:47.140 Sure.

01:09:48.540 Okay, A-Fix says, the Pentagon Pizza Tracker,

01:09:52.700 Dan Tubb loves that, and I think it's interesting. 0.98

01:09:55.060 the pentagon pizza tracker and gay bar trackers are going wild tonight might be worth entertaining 0.93

01:10:01.260 the thought that the us is going to war for a moment also lol anyone doesn't know what that

01:10:07.460 the pentagon pizza tracker the idea that whenever the people in the pentagon are going to have to

01:10:12.400 pull an all-nighter because a war is going to kick off on the other side of the world

01:10:16.540 they order loads of pizzas hundreds maybe thousands of pizzas get ordered from the greater dc area

01:10:24.120 and delivered to the Pentagon

01:10:25.940 because they're pulling all-nighters.

01:10:28.920 Not sure how true that can really be

01:10:30.220 because the Pentagon is so gigantic

01:10:31.640 that there's lots of restaurants,

01:10:33.020 there's lots of places,

01:10:33.900 cafes and things

01:10:34.760 within that complex.

01:10:38.420 Oh dear, sorry.

01:10:39.660 Do they all have to be actually ordering pizza?

01:10:41.100 Nonetheless, it's an interesting metric

01:10:42.340 and a fair few times

01:10:43.880 that's proven to be accurate.

01:10:45.800 Okay, the next one from Luke Stewart again says,

01:10:49.340 they're trying to do a smear campaign

01:10:51.160 against Pauline Hanson in Australia

01:10:53.520 is she the woman that's head of the uh the equivalent of uh afd or national rally or

01:10:59.420 reform or a story in uh in australia by getting a kkk leader to say he supports her i think

01:11:08.120 unfortunately the word nazis lost all meaning it's not what it used to be they're just trying

01:11:12.460 to destroy her base by saying that um she's actually pro oh no wait just i'm just trying

01:11:19.700 to paint her as a full-blown racist say it with it everyone racism it's racist to not want to be

01:11:26.660 annihilated in your one and only ancestral homeland it's racist if you don't just insist

01:11:32.960 on an endless number of invaders turning up in your country

01:11:37.980 according to the center and the left principled uncertainty says i guarantee you if afd get in

01:11:47.680 which they will eventually they will immediately wolf into a bunch of tory wets every single time

01:11:53.500 maybe maybe not hopefully not you might be right i hope not okay global footjob history says it is

01:12:01.200 our thaddeus bungo mctipop that's his that's his real name he's only merely going by the moniker

01:12:07.920 global footjob history his real name is thaddeus bungo mctipop he says and i have an an interrogatory

01:12:16.120 Bo, do you have long-form content about ancient Greece?

01:12:19.140 I do, I do

01:12:20.160 There's all sorts of content all about ancient Greece

01:12:22.300 Particularly on History Bro

01:12:25.480 On my own channel, History Bro there

01:12:26.820 Some of the early stuff is all about

01:12:29.320 I've got a really long-form thing about

01:12:31.380 Xenophon's anabasis

01:12:32.840 10,000 men deep behind enemy lions

01:12:35.920 Escape and evasion in the ancient world

01:12:37.920 Got a thing all about the Panoplesian War

01:12:41.360 Loads of stuff, all sorts of stuff, yeah

01:12:44.200 Thanks for asking, Thaddeus

01:12:46.740 Next one, Max Robe

01:12:48.940 Towards a big box

01:12:50.340 They give some money and they say

01:12:51.780 This is towards a big box of antihistamine fund

01:12:55.780 Yeah

01:12:56.220 I don't think it is hay fever but

01:12:58.200 Yeah, thanks, I need it

01:12:59.960 We can't do this again

01:13:01.400 Something's got to give

01:13:02.220 Okay

01:13:03.080 MQSSS says

01:13:04.720 Sniffles in his magnificent beard 0.97

01:13:07.260 And the ladies love it 0.71

01:13:08.320 Do they? 1.00

01:13:11.720 ladies love cool james we know that that's a fact ll call j that's what that stands for

01:13:20.740 ladies love cool james they love a smart dressed man zz top tells us this

01:13:26.680 and they love me sniffling into my own beard apparently who knew all right tatum says bow

01:13:36.160 It's coming

01:13:39.860 Stations in the US out of diesel

01:13:42.940 Oh dear, it's really coming

01:13:46.480 It shouldn't happen much in the United States

01:13:50.140 It should happen lots of other places

01:13:52.560 Before it happens in the United States

01:13:54.000 But okay, if you're saying so

01:13:55.140 It's on its way

01:13:56.340 Okay, the last one here

01:13:57.380 From Luke Stewart says

01:13:58.540 Sorry, I meant to say crocodiles

01:14:00.360 Because before you said crooks

01:14:03.100 Crocs

01:14:03.940 you say sorry i meant to say crocodiles they said there was crocodiles in queensland

01:14:09.840 but the river question was in western australia okay yeah you can't trust the bbc to be absolutely

01:14:16.300 infallible to be absolutely correct because they're often not there is there is fallible

01:14:20.940 as anyone or anything else okay that's it i'm going to finish there and go and give my nose

01:14:28.020 a thorough blow and apologies again for the sniffles okay it's now 14 minutes past 9 in the

01:14:34.620 am on monday the 21st of september the year of our law 2026 you've been the glorious man the

01:14:38.540 chosen few my band of brothers and sisters try and make the best of the day ahead i'll pay dm

01:14:42.640 seize the day if you can the most valuable thing you will ever have is your time try and make it

01:14:46.320 count if you can all right until tomorrow morning guys take care

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - September 21, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 21st September 2026

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