The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau

00:00:00.000 morning you're right it's Monday another Monday Monday Monday nice hot cup of tea to start the

00:00:11.840 morning come on let's not lose all perspective here cup of tea sorts everything out how are you

00:00:20.140 are you all right I hope you're all right generally hope you had a good weekend

00:00:23.360 all right so it is just ticked past eight in the a.m. in Greenwich mean time it's Monday the

00:00:28.780 23rd of march in the year of our law 2026 how time marches on as always i'm joined by my producer

00:00:35.480 little harry how are you this morning good sir morning yeah i'm all good great good should we

00:00:41.780 just get straight into it then let's just get straight into it what is the legacy corporate

00:00:45.660 mainstream media banging on about this morning what is that cabal of evil fleet street editors

00:00:49.960 lying to you about by omission today what are they trying to beam directly into your brain box oh well

00:00:56.080 one thing before we get into it actually there's one thing that aren't on the front pages and i

00:01:00.860 didn't see it on any of the websites on the first few two or three scroll downs worth of news on

00:01:06.220 all the websites but i want to bring to you is the good news good news everybody that restore

00:01:15.560 rupert lowe and restore are formerly a party now they got the green light from the electoral

00:01:22.400 commission and so they're a full-blown party and that's a big thing that's a big thing because

00:01:29.320 before people could say like legitimately you're not a party bro why are you pretending you're a

00:01:37.260 party you're not a real party bro you know and they're not wrong they're not wrong but now

00:01:43.380 cheers

00:01:46.580 so yeah

00:01:50.760 that's a great thing

00:01:52.260 if you're a

00:01:53.400 restore partisan

00:01:54.520 such as my good self

00:01:56.540 and many

00:01:57.520 at the Lotus Eaters

00:01:58.540 so yeah

00:02:00.800 but it won't appear

00:02:01.620 in the news

00:02:02.140 yeah

00:02:02.520 so hopefully now

00:02:03.480 on polls

00:02:04.080 you'll get

00:02:05.480 Green Reform

00:02:07.000 Labour, Lib Dem

00:02:08.000 Conservative

00:02:08.360 and now Restore

00:02:09.500 in there as well

00:02:10.380 you know

00:02:11.320 SNP

00:02:11.860 whatever

00:02:12.180 Rather than just having this big chunk of other

00:02:15.460 Until now it's just been other

00:02:17.140 Other is polling at 7% or something

00:02:19.360 That's weird

00:02:20.060 That never usually happens

00:02:21.600 Why is other suddenly 7%, 8%

00:02:24.680 Well, now, hopefully

00:02:26.880 In polling going forward

00:02:29.680 We'll get to see how Restore itself is polling

00:02:33.340 One of the fastest growing political parties of all time

00:02:37.140 I don't think it's just going to die and implode within a few weeks

00:02:44.800 I don't think it's just going to be worth 150 votes at the ballot box

00:02:48.840 But we'll see, it's what we make of it, isn't it?

00:02:54.380 We'll get a ground game going

00:02:55.760 Alright, so, that's not in the news, but I wanted to bring it to you

00:02:59.160 Because, not just because I'm just a partisan

00:03:02.020 Not just because I'm just a fan

00:03:03.960 Because it actually is important news, right?

00:03:06.780 assuming they are assuming they are holding something like seven percent or five percent or

00:03:12.540 something i suspect it'll be higher than that quite quickly but anyway um even if it's just that

00:03:19.940 that's actually relatively important news just in and of itself on its own it's more important than

00:03:24.080 like david beckham has got a flower show at the chelsea you've got a little stall with a little

00:03:31.540 beckham garden at the chelsea flower show it's bigger than that right it's actually more important

00:03:35.400 that genuinely again lying by omission isn't it that's the legacy corporate mainstream media's

00:03:44.800 main tool sad state of affairs for them really if that's your main tool you're trying to influence

00:03:54.320 people and control narratives and things and the best tool at your disposal is not talking about

00:04:00.720 something that's weak isn't it that's super weak all right now without any further ado let's talk

00:04:07.540 about let's talk about what's in the papers the front pages to begin with we've got Trump raises

00:04:12.980 stakes and tend it like Beckham I mentioned that Beckham yeah I wasn't making it up that wasn't

00:04:18.460 just pure fantasy picked from the top of my head yeah David Beckham there's the Chelsea flower show

00:04:23.080 anyone who's not British might not know Chelsea in West London every year has a flower show

00:04:30.720 Prepare yourself for the banality of this, because there's a flower show, it's just exactly what you might think it is, and sometimes, and all different companies will have a little thing sort of showing, showcasing their stuff, and sometimes even a famous person, like Alan Titchmarsh, again if you're foreign, you might not know, Alan Titchmarsh is like a TV personality dude, gardener person,

00:04:58.480 TV presenter for gardening stuff

00:05:01.000 Alan Titchmarsh will have a little garden there

00:05:03.580 Right, okay, you get it

00:05:05.480 Beckham, David Beckham, the David Beckham

00:05:07.500 Has got one

00:05:08.680 Big news

00:05:11.120 Big news

00:05:14.580 It's up there with, you know

00:05:17.500 It's as important as

00:05:19.060 The biggest war in a generation

00:05:21.600 Okay, the Financial Times

00:05:24.940 Trump raises stakes in war with Iran

00:05:27.340 so yeah over the weekend there was loads more bombing

00:05:32.020 Iran actually hit places in Israel

00:05:34.740 as harder than it has before so far in this war

00:05:38.320 some of the clips coming out you might have seen

00:05:42.620 quite remarkable

00:05:44.660 whether they're true cluster munitions

00:05:47.420 or just lots and lots of missiles raining down

00:05:51.100 like Tel Aviv and some other places in Israel

00:05:53.720 so it does seem like well it is the case isn't it that iran was holding back a bit whether this

00:06:00.780 is their last hurrah this is their last sort of big salvo or not i've got no idea you know i suspect

00:06:09.620 not but they didn't go it seems now it is the case isn't it that iran didn't go absolutely

00:06:16.340 balls to the wall on day one or in week one they did hold things back strategic strategically

00:06:22.380 it looks like doesn't it yeah and um and as for the idea that the iranian military

00:06:30.440 the military the politics might be something different or something different but just so

00:06:35.600 purely on the military side that their their command and control system their command and

00:06:41.280 control ability is completely wrecked well it's not is it i'm not trying to be an apologist for

00:06:49.080 I'm not standing for them, but it isn't, is it?

00:06:53.920 They fired some missiles at that Diego Garcia base, the Chagos Islands, apparently.

00:07:02.480 I think they missed. I don't think they did any damage, but still.

00:07:05.320 That's a long way from Iran.

00:07:08.020 It's in the Indian Ocean, right?

00:07:11.060 It's like something in the order of 3,000, 3,500, 4,000 kilometres, something like that, 2,500 miles.

00:07:15.820 a long way, i.e. you'd need a very long

00:07:18.880 range missile

00:07:19.900 a medium range ballistic missile to do that

00:07:23.240 apparently

00:07:24.720 Iranian

00:07:25.960 long range missiles, that type of long range missile

00:07:29.160 though, in order to get it

00:07:30.940 to that extreme range

00:07:32.500 they can only put a relatively small warhead

00:07:35.240 on it

00:07:35.780 and they're very very inaccurate

00:07:39.460 so a bit like a doodle bug

00:07:45.400 Or even a V2

00:07:46.900 Anyone knows their World War II era

00:07:49.160 Munition stuff

00:07:50.760 Both the V1 and V2

00:07:53.760 Vengeance weapon

00:07:54.940 Mr Hitler's vengeance weapon

00:07:56.680 V1 the doodle bug

00:07:58.360 Which is much more like a drone really

00:08:01.320 And then the V2

00:08:02.720 Which was a missile

00:08:04.080 Supersonic missile

00:08:06.980 They were extremely inaccurate

00:08:11.940 The Germans would point them

00:08:13.940 in like the right direction and fuel them up work out the time how long the flying time would be

00:08:20.500 fuel them up that amount say you want to hit london and then just firing it goes where it goes

00:08:26.480 there's no like pinpoint accuracy whatsoever so it seems like these the the very long range

00:08:33.060 iranian ones are something like that they're not particularly sophisticated but not that

00:08:38.080 that matter I mean it is what it is you know but um okay so this because this will play into all

00:08:44.020 of that will play into the news this morning about Iranian medium-range ballistic missiles

00:08:49.380 or you know in other words their longest range missiles okay Trump raises stakes in war with

00:08:56.280 Iran threat to hit power plants if Hormuz strait not opened that is America's threat and or Israel's

00:09:01.740 threat to hit Iranian power plants if Iran doesn't open the Straits of Hormuz and Iran have said

00:09:10.240 no we're not going to though this is our strategy this is our war hopefully war winning

00:09:15.700 war prolonging strategy is all to do with oil and closing the Straits of Hormuz so we're not doing

00:09:25.980 that but but also again this whole tip for tat thing don't hit our power plants otherwise we'll

00:09:33.760 do even more stuff like against qatar or against all sorts of people anyone everyone um the power

00:09:42.080 stations in who ate saudi qatar whatever uae or their water salination plants where one of those

00:09:49.840 was hit last week

00:09:50.620 because of course the Persian Gulf

00:09:56.200 is very arid isn't it

00:09:59.960 very deserty

00:10:00.700 the Arabian Peninsula

00:10:05.520 it's all very arid

00:10:06.500 so a lot of them rely on

00:10:09.040 at least to some degree

00:10:10.400 water salination plants

00:10:13.080 desalination

00:10:13.800 so you take the sea water

00:10:15.620 and you process it

00:10:17.560 so you clean it

00:10:18.500 and you take all the salt out of it and then you can then you can use that water for whatever

00:10:23.940 not just drinking but you know on crops and everything so it's really quite important to them

00:10:29.940 isn't it that those facilities remain working so we can see the brinkmanship although brinkmanship

00:10:39.640 is not really the word it's it's beyond brinkmanship just the the tip for tat nature of it

00:10:44.200 If you blow this up, we'll blow that up, and on and on and on.

00:10:48.200 But Trump gave Iran a 48-hour ultimatum to open the Straits of Hormuz.

00:10:57.740 And I believe that 48 hours ends today, or at the end of today, at some point today.

00:11:07.240 And Iran don't look like they're budging, or they're making noises that they're not going to abide by that.

00:11:12.600 So great, we'll see how it goes

00:11:15.000 We shall see what happens with that

00:11:21.240 Also Financial Times says

00:11:22.580 Tehran ready to reply with strikes

00:11:25.120 At vital infrastructure

00:11:26.100 Israel vows to boost action

00:11:29.000 This week and into Passover

00:11:31.620 So both sides still

00:11:33.480 A sabre rattling

00:11:37.000 Both sides showing no sign of blinking

00:11:40.580 okay world faces lng liquid natural gas like natural gas um an lng support supplier cliff

00:11:52.680 edge within 10 days some countries more affected than others again asia southeast asia most

00:12:01.580 affected basically by stuff like that i think i said it last week didn't i taiwan formosa

00:12:08.280 I like to call things by their old names

00:12:10.500 I like to call Istanbul, Constantinople

00:12:13.460 I like to call Sri Lanka, Ceylon

00:12:16.900 Taiwan, yeah, Formosa

00:12:25.780 Formosa, most affected

00:12:27.100 Apparently they use loads of NNG

00:12:30.500 Loads

00:12:31.020 Maybe, I saw one report saying

00:12:33.960 Maybe something like half of all their energy usage

00:12:36.900 Is NNG

00:12:37.980 Was it that much? Anyway, a lot. Way more than Britain or the United States, I think.

00:12:43.620 And they rely largely on it from what was coming from the Persian Gulf, from Qatar.

00:12:52.240 That's basically pinched off, isn't it? Almost entirely, if not entirely pinched off.

00:12:56.920 Well, Qatar have completely stopped production.

00:13:01.120 So even if the Straits of Hormuz was open.

00:13:02.880 and taiwan formosa hasn't got massive strategic reserves i think i said this last week if i

00:13:11.640 didn't maybe it was on state of politics state politics my other channel with nate um but japan

00:13:17.760 for example has got something in the order i did have something in the order of 200 days

00:13:23.460 worth of strategic reserves that is just a stockpile basically just a giant giant stockpile

00:13:29.980 Warehouses or whatever

00:13:31.500 Filled

00:13:32.520 Filled with barrels

00:13:33.920 And barrels of crude

00:13:34.920 Or

00:13:35.360 LNG

00:13:36.420 That's Japan

00:13:39.060 200 days

00:13:39.820 That's quite a lot

00:13:40.980 That's a decent amount

00:13:43.040 Isn't it

00:13:43.500 Well

00:13:45.700 I mean more than most countries even

00:13:47.920 Apparently Taiwan's only got

00:13:50.120 A few

00:13:51.360 A couple of weeks worth

00:13:52.460 If that

00:13:52.900 Of LNG

00:13:53.980 Stockpiled

00:13:55.020 So

00:13:56.780 They're in trouble

00:13:58.880 if they can't figure something else out some deal with somewhere else in the world or very quickly

00:14:04.160 flip loads of things internally domestically to stop using NNG that's easier said than done

00:14:09.860 that's not really possible or they somehow strike a deal with Iran but then even then though it is

00:14:17.320 Qatar itself isn't it that's the bottom not necessarily the straight form is because remember

00:14:21.660 we saw India was able to strike some sort of deal with Tehran to let their tankers through

00:14:28.420 the straits without tehran shooting at them even if even if formosa was able to

00:14:36.860 should call it formosa it's very old it's like over a century out of date to call it that um

00:14:41.880 yeah even if they did strike a deal with tehran that doesn't mean lng starts flowing to taiwan

00:14:48.920 to taiwan does it all right so some countries much more affected than others by all of this ultimately

00:14:55.020 Alright, there's a picture of a load of destruction

00:15:00.860 Is that in Israel? I can't read that

00:15:02.780 I can't read the writing on that, it's too small

00:15:04.440 I think that might be in Israel, or might be Lebanon

00:15:06.900 Could be a number of places

00:15:08.500 Could be downtown Kabul

00:15:09.980 Oh yeah, there's a war still going on in Afghanistan

00:15:13.120 Between Pakistan and Afghanistan

00:15:15.460 Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah

00:15:16.700 Still blowing each other up there

00:15:20.280 Okay

00:15:21.960 because Pakistan says that

00:15:25.800 the Taliban are recruiting suicide terrorists

00:15:31.040 and sending them into Pakistan.

00:15:33.160 Taliban say, no, we're not.

00:15:34.220 That's your homegrown Pakistani terrorism.

00:15:36.140 It's nothing to do with us.

00:15:38.880 Who do you believe?

00:15:41.580 Okay, the times, the venerable times.

00:15:43.420 US and Iran ramp up threats.

00:15:46.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:46.880 Neither are backing down.

00:15:47.820 Neither are blinking.

00:15:48.500 Both are sort of going more and more.

00:15:49.680 Trump gives 48 hours to open straight, or power plants will be, quote, obliterated.

00:15:56.980 They'll be obliterated bigly.

00:16:00.680 They'll be obliterated the most.

00:16:04.040 It's the best obliteration. Have you seen this?

00:16:06.560 You heard about this?

00:16:07.460 Tehran vows to target infrastructure in Gulf, right?

00:16:11.920 It's not really... If you were Bahraini or Kuwaiti or Qatari,

00:16:17.420 you're like america and israel are going to do something they're going to like dial it up a

00:16:23.220 little bit they're going to do something in iran and iran retaliates against us

00:16:27.680 like the qataris say so great thanks thanks guys

00:16:32.780 when this is all over it is when not if when this is all over if the iranian regime

00:16:42.380 survives, which I think it will

00:16:44.960 at this point I think it will

00:16:47.220 probably, might not

00:16:49.040 I said Friday didn't I

00:16:51.180 we could wake up any given morning

00:16:52.440 and the news is, the regime has collapsed

00:16:55.120 but if it doesn't, if it doesn't

00:16:57.440 Iran will find itself, that regime will find

00:17:01.220 itself even more isolated

00:17:03.040 and hated than it ever was

00:17:05.020 still though, won't it

00:17:06.240 those countries like the UAE

00:17:09.000 Bahrain, Kuwait

00:17:11.380 Saudi Arabia Oman Iraq even even like Jordan Azerbaijan all the all these countries will hate

00:17:20.660 really hate Iran a lot more than they did before they're all they're always sort of how to

00:17:26.400 characterize it each one's a different story really isn't it different relationship but

00:17:29.440 a lot of them are already wary of Iran but now you know you can only imagine the Bahraini government

00:17:36.360 The Kuwaiti, Qatari government

00:17:38.880 Will sort of hate Iran now

00:17:40.800 You absolutely smashed our country

00:17:43.680 When we didn't really do anything wrong

00:17:45.300 We weren't helping the Israelis and the Americans

00:17:48.640 And you still

00:17:49.480 Drew us into your game

00:17:53.060 I mean

00:17:54.180 If you were Qatari

00:17:55.880 You'd probably resent all sides, wouldn't you?

00:17:59.120 I think I would

00:17:59.700 Alright

00:18:02.560 what else have we got channel fear as deal with france ends there's a picture there the small

00:18:15.240 boat crisis actually the tip of the iceberg when it comes to immigration millions must go not just

00:18:21.960 a few hundred thousand that have crossed on these things look every single one of these invaders is

00:18:25.820 a criminal where's the women and children as well just think lack of women and children if they're

00:18:30.940 all just refugees no all young men all all chances economic migrants and criminals well by definition

00:18:40.480 every single one of them is a criminal it's illegal to do that what they're doing crossing

00:18:45.080 the channel so this is a our invasion happening and there's a french police just standing there

00:18:52.220 doing nothing literally just watching it even though we've paid them called into that one little

00:18:59.720 report over the past few years, £475 million. Again, Brewster's Million Styles, how have

00:19:07.320 you spent that much money? Where's that money gone? What's that on? What, four or five cops

00:19:11.240 standing around doing nothing? That cost us, the British taxpayer, £475 million, did it?

00:19:22.760 What is going on? Just standing there, just watching it. And then the deal we did have,

00:19:27.480 that's going to come to an end anyway the nonsense deal where we gave them hundreds of millions of

00:19:31.760 pounds to do nothing even that is coming because once in a blue moon for the cameras purely

00:19:37.620 performative you'll see the french cops like one of these dinghies one of these boats they'll go up

00:19:43.640 and they'll they'll pop it with a knife or something so it's not seaworthy once in a blue

00:19:48.800 moon performatively for the camera they'll do that at the cost of 475 million to the british

00:19:55.240 taxpayer but even that is going to come to an end we've got to take it into our own hands it is

00:20:05.240 really really simple i'll say again i've said a number of times i won't apologize for it we

00:20:10.620 simply need to put the royal marines in the channel only take half a dozen i would have

00:20:16.500 thought half a dozen speedboats that's it just half a dozen two score royal marines in half a

00:20:27.320 dozen speedboats and when one of these dinghies is in the channel as soon as it enters international

00:20:33.040 waters we tow it back to french waters and drop it there simple so simple and if the french

00:20:42.460 want to get all eggy about that

00:20:45.100 well then we'll have that conversation

00:20:47.440 we'll have some sort of summit

00:20:49.000 and there'll be a diplomatic

00:20:51.720 furore for a while

00:20:53.340 but that's what we need to do

00:20:56.080 just letting these people

00:20:57.720 invade us endlessly

00:20:58.780 why?

00:21:00.720 what a suicidal

00:21:01.920 what a catastrophically weak thing

00:21:04.780 to allow

00:21:05.520 who are these people?

00:21:08.860 who are they?

00:21:10.000 you don't know, no idea

00:21:11.320 they could have any sort of past and background and views any we know we know that quite a lot

00:21:22.180 of them haven't just they don't just hold antithetical views to our society civil society

00:21:28.100 but they just go on to do crime either involved in just organized crime of any stripe or sex crime

00:21:33.980 Our government has just let them in

00:21:38.940 In fact, send the RNLI

00:21:40.820 Send lifeboats to bring them in

00:21:44.700 They're in the middle of the channel

00:21:45.900 We send a boat out and draw them in to Dover

00:21:49.600 Or wherever

00:21:51.080 Various places on the south coast

00:21:52.760 Coast of Kent and Essex, wherever

00:21:54.940 Mad

00:21:57.160 Very mad

00:21:58.420 Horrible, isn't it?

00:22:00.760 To watch it in real time

00:22:02.080 in slow motion almost

00:22:04.300 I don't know if you'd ask someone in the early 2000s

00:22:09.780 or the 1990s or something

00:22:11.000 you told them in the future

00:22:13.120 there'll be a wave of

00:22:15.660 illegal invaders

00:22:17.900 coming across the channel

00:22:19.640 and our response to it

00:22:22.240 will be to go and pick them up

00:22:23.900 and bring them in

00:22:24.960 right

00:22:28.160 and then pretend

00:22:30.320 that we've got no ability to deport them.

00:22:35.600 Let them use

00:22:36.620 human rights legislation

00:22:38.020 to stay here indefinitely.

00:22:41.640 Or we might even

00:22:42.660 pay them 40 grand to leave

00:22:44.880 and then

00:22:46.820 they can just do it again. And then there's nothing to stop them from

00:22:48.680 doing it again. Do another illegal

00:22:50.140 get on another dinghy.

00:22:54.580 The Royal Marines.

00:22:56.380 4-2 Commando. The SBS.

00:22:58.320 it's got to be done once they once the news gets out to the smugglers look at that dude is that

00:23:04.980 dude sort of driving the boat look at that that is that is evil if he's the guy driving like pure

00:23:10.360 evil he's he's what is that how is that person if the rnli or the or whatever the royal navy

00:23:19.960 a border falls boat in the channel how is that person assuming he's sort of steering the boat

00:23:26.540 and is in charge of the boat

00:23:27.480 how is he not arrested

00:23:29.180 and put on trial

00:23:31.360 for very very very serious crimes

00:23:33.480 why not

00:23:37.700 the French police

00:23:39.240 just stand in there

00:23:40.460 the French are

00:23:45.440 sort of our enemies on this

00:23:47.320 they're acting as a hostile enemy to us

00:23:52.700 by behaving this way

00:23:54.240 aren't they

00:23:55.620 How else can you characterise it?

00:23:58.320 The French.

00:24:00.200 Never could trust them.

00:24:03.120 Alright, the Guardian.

00:24:06.320 I'm not in the mood this morning.

00:24:08.200 Guardian.

00:24:11.660 There's the World Athletic Championships

00:24:13.520 and some GB gals.

00:24:16.280 Got some golds.

00:24:18.120 So there you go.

00:24:19.240 Iran vows to target water sites

00:24:21.400 if US hits power plants.

00:24:22.940 Yeah, those desalorisation plants.

00:24:25.620 could be could be really bad for you know those what is it like Saudi Arabia and Qatar I think

00:24:32.040 probably maybe Bahrain most affected by that suddenly haven't got enough drinking water

00:24:36.820 okay real bad problem real quick far right fails to win key targets in French polls so we had the

00:24:48.640 there was the French sort of local elections and in France you've got the right I won't

00:24:55.080 characterise it as the far right, like Marine Le Pen or whatever, it's not really the far right,

00:24:59.560 it's centre right, milk toast right, and then you've got sort of the far left, like real proper,

00:25:06.500 full-blown sort of commie left, and then you've got sort of the centre left-ish, well they're

00:25:12.740 still socialists though, so I would call it far left, but just the run-of-the-mill French socialism,

00:25:19.020 which is just their norm, really

00:25:22.160 they did well

00:25:24.640 so more of the same in France

00:25:27.920 not entirely, but a fair bit

00:25:30.740 well actually, let's have a quick look at Le Monde

00:25:32.500 quick look while we talk about France

00:25:33.880 let's get everything French for the morning out of the way

00:25:36.400 Paris, on Le Monde

00:25:38.320 French municipal elections

00:25:40.780 some guy, Emmanuel Gregory

00:25:43.800 Gregor, whatever

00:25:45.400 and the united left achieve a resounding victory

00:25:48.900 So the French electorate decided everything's all right,

00:25:53.940 everything's all right, more of the same, if anything, please.

00:25:58.180 France is in a worse state than Britain.

00:26:01.040 Worse.

00:26:02.400 It says, despite a united front from the entire right wing

00:26:06.840 and centrist parties, as well as competition on the left

00:26:13.880 with La France, a candidate, some woman,

00:26:17.440 remaining in the race the socialist candidate candidate delivered the united left its most

00:26:23.320 impressive victory in paris since 2001 to me that's weird i guess it's a lot of the immigrants

00:26:33.280 now their vote really is coming through the grand strategy the grand plan the grand angela

00:26:39.500 merkel style plan of important enough foreign people and they will vote for socialism or things

00:26:45.180 that they think are in their best interest.

00:26:46.720 Maybe that's actually working.

00:26:47.940 You go to Paris now.

00:26:51.020 A state you think London's bad.

00:26:54.960 Paris is devastating, a crying shame.

00:26:58.520 I've been to Paris a bunch of times in my life,

00:26:59.700 loads of times, half a dozen times, five times, something like that.

00:27:03.840 Early at the very beginning of the century.

00:27:06.640 Lovely, lovely.

00:27:08.120 Last time I went, a few years back,

00:27:10.080 was it two, three, four years ago?

00:27:12.140 Completely different place.

00:27:13.160 absolutely flooded

00:27:15.020 with sort of

00:27:15.680 North Africans

00:27:16.400 and Africans

00:27:17.440 North Africans

00:27:17.920 and Algerians

00:27:18.920 and Sub-Saharan Africans

00:27:20.960 flooded

00:27:21.420 completely different place

00:27:23.560 loads and loads

00:27:24.660 of tent cities

00:27:25.560 okay

00:27:30.980 there's a

00:27:32.080 there's a story

00:27:32.980 I was

00:27:34.000 I saw this morning

00:27:35.380 before the show

00:27:36.120 but I couldn't find it

00:27:38.600 in the last few minutes

00:27:39.480 running up to the

00:27:40.280 stream starting

00:27:41.140 but it was a story in london on park lane very nice bit of london by the way park lane

00:27:49.840 makes the second most expensive thing in monopoly isn't it in real life park lane is very nice

00:27:54.520 just to the west of uh oxford street and uh like lovely places some of the big lovely hotels are

00:28:02.040 there you're getting into west london just about and it's like very very expensive very very plush

00:28:07.460 nice okay so but but on park lane there is a massive tent city thing just loads and loads

00:28:15.060 of migrants who we can't house we can't flood a country hundreds of thousands hundreds of

00:28:21.180 thousands high hundreds of thousands a million people a year year on year and house them all

00:28:26.540 you can't so they end up homeless great still no talk of still no talk of cap on migration let alone

00:28:32.900 re-migration if you ever talk about trying to put a cap on the numbers just that just a cap on the

00:28:37.440 numbers you just get bombarded with no more safe and legal routes no can't have that more safe and

00:28:44.880 legal routes if anything what so they can live in a tent on park lane so they can live in a tent on

00:28:53.680 hyde park corner what outside absolutely house you can live in a tent there what anyway park lane

00:29:01.720 and there's a story about how

00:29:03.840 like this gang boss

00:29:06.880 controlled it all

00:29:07.820 a Romanian

00:29:09.480 a Romanian dude

00:29:10.620 controlled it all

00:29:11.600 like he was like the

00:29:13.040 the gang leader

00:29:14.460 that kept everyone in line

00:29:16.120 except he didn't really

00:29:17.000 because everyone was just

00:29:18.800 using the whole place

00:29:19.660 as an open toilet

00:29:20.680 because of course they did

00:29:21.880 it's not their country right

00:29:22.940 just using Park Lane

00:29:25.520 as a toilet

00:29:25.980 and Hyde Park

00:29:26.500 Hyde Park's right there

00:29:27.260 just uh

00:29:28.500 just use Hyde Park

00:29:29.600 as a toilet now

00:29:30.560 and drinking all night and revelry

00:29:34.720 loudness etc etc

00:29:36.760 where Park Lane used to be

00:29:38.620 you know immaculate

00:29:40.140 and

00:29:40.880 nice you know

00:29:44.420 just nice

00:29:45.000 now it's a tent city of third world detritus

00:29:48.520 using it as an open toilet

00:29:50.440 and it was controlled to some degree

00:29:52.760 by some remaining gangster

00:29:54.780 who threatened people all the time

00:29:57.040 with an axe

00:29:57.560 who threatened to kill your kids with an axe

00:29:59.760 You're a migrant living in one of these

00:30:02.040 Tent city places on Park Lane

00:30:03.920 You're slightly

00:30:05.460 Doing things that he doesn't like

00:30:07.700 For whatever it is

00:30:08.600 And he'll just come up and he'll keep you in line

00:30:10.480 By threatening to kill your kids with an axe

00:30:12.320 Diversity is a strength though

00:30:15.860 It's our greatest strength

00:30:16.880 More safe and legal routes though

00:30:19.020 Alright, the Telegraph, the Daily Telegraph

00:30:24.060 Will send a price of oil

00:30:25.840 Soaring Valsyran

00:30:27.260 Well done

00:30:29.440 Yeah, well done. Winning friends there.

00:30:34.520 That's sort of all they've got, though, isn't it?

00:30:35.880 I've said it before. Purely from their point of view,

00:30:38.600 they've got a very limited number of options, haven't they?

00:30:41.920 The old asymmetrical warfare.

00:30:43.560 They can't actually beat the United States or Israel

00:30:45.560 in a one-on-one, head-to-head.

00:30:48.540 They've lost control of their skies already,

00:30:51.000 so they're resorting to this sort of thing.

00:30:54.120 Tehran defies Trump's 48-hour deadline

00:30:56.760 as Starmer chairs Cobra meeting on crisis.

00:30:59.240 Oh yeah, Sir Queer Stalin's chairing a Cobra meeting today.

00:31:03.000 Look out.

00:31:05.340 Whoa.

00:31:08.440 Washington, Jerusalem and Tehran are on tenterhooks

00:31:11.960 for what the Cobra meeting decides.

00:31:19.320 Mahmood, the Home Secretary, Pakistani woman,

00:31:23.580 doesn't think Englishness is a thing.

00:31:25.040 Englishness is just a set of values and a state of mind

00:31:27.460 Nothing else

00:31:28.420 The Home Secretary, Shabana Mahmood

00:31:31.640 Says she'll deport migrants before they appeal

00:31:34.260 She won't know

00:31:35.880 Of course she won't

00:31:37.460 It's the red meat thing

00:31:38.800 Classic thing that Cleverley, Breverman, Patel did

00:31:42.660 They say something

00:31:43.920 That sounds strong or tough against immigration

00:31:47.360 And then just never do it

00:31:48.860 So I don't believe that for a second

00:31:50.900 The report saying is that she just said it

00:31:54.100 She just plans to do it.

00:31:55.220 Not that she is doing it.

00:31:58.040 Well, no, she won't.

00:31:58.640 That's a lie.

00:31:59.820 That's some sort of red meat.

00:32:00.800 That's some sort of ploy to just stop the hemorrhaging of support and votes away from Labour to reform or restore or even the Tories.

00:32:14.720 Well, no intention of doing any such thing.

00:32:16.560 Of course not.

00:32:18.420 How many decades have we had of the Home Secretary, whoever it's been?

00:32:22.820 For decades.

00:32:24.100 saying they will do something tough about immigration

00:32:27.820 and asylum and deportations and things.

00:32:30.960 And then it never, ever happens.

00:32:32.300 Not one shred of faith that they will do that.

00:32:40.040 Okay, the stark dilemma that the president never thought he'd have to face.

00:32:44.720 All right, David Blair, if you say so.

00:32:48.500 Art exhibition shows Jews eating babies.

00:32:51.640 That's the headline. That's not just my words.

00:32:52.840 if you're listening to this on just audio i'm not just saying they're not just my words i just

00:32:57.920 suddenly said that out of nowhere now i'm reading a headline our exhibition shows quote jews eating

00:33:03.240 babies okay megan looks to cash in down under don't care tim stanley i don't care what tim

00:33:13.460 stanley's got to say opinion piece from tim stanley why would you care about that uh drones

00:33:18.240 and a dog wipe out ferrets don't care romans used machine quote machine gun to attack pompeii no

00:33:24.660 they didn't okay the eye paper the real marianne faithful don't care do not care lily allen one

00:33:34.600 woman's musical is the best revenge don't care don't care okay some real stories and real news

00:33:40.500 fuel price rises inescapable quote inescapable as pressure mounts to cap energy giants profits

00:33:47.220 Remember Redhead Miliband said he would not allow profiteering from energy companies with the oil price of crude going up and energy.

00:33:56.320 He wouldn't allow profiteering from the energy companies for them to just keep upping your bill.

00:34:04.300 Okay, well the little blurb on the iPaper says,

00:34:06.380 Prime Minister's cost-of-living advisor

00:34:09.540 asks government to consider a temporary cap on profits

00:34:14.120 made by energy and petrol companies

00:34:15.780 to prevent firms exploiting crisis in the Middle East

00:34:19.980 Starmer to hold Cobra meeting alongside Bank of England

00:34:24.320 today to discuss economic impact of the Iran war

00:34:29.000 and plans to support households amid fears of

00:34:32.820 quote runaway quote oil prices

00:34:34.800 Transport and energy officials

00:34:36.880 Developing contingency plans

00:34:38.600 Including reduction in motorway speed limits

00:34:41.820 And petrol rationing

00:34:46.140 In the event of a serious supply shortage

00:34:48.620 Iran threatens to strike

00:34:50.200 Neighbouring energy systems

00:34:52.060 If Trump obliterates his power plants

00:34:54.740 Is it affecting your life yet?

00:34:59.060 Is it affecting your life yet?

00:35:01.740 Nothing ever happens people

00:35:02.940 Government will say you can get speed limits

00:35:06.320 Think about speed limits, just real quick to say

00:35:08.060 Because you remember the Welsh

00:35:09.000 Brought in a 20 mile per hour speed limit

00:35:12.440 In some places in Wales

00:35:14.220 And often you'll find some

00:35:16.980 Climate hoax person

00:35:20.800 Some environmentalists talk about speed limits

00:35:23.000 Well, the thing about speed limits

00:35:25.140 Is that every vehicle

00:35:26.500 Every different type of vehicle, different engine

00:35:29.500 Has got a different optimal speed

00:35:32.180 Where it's using the fuel most efficiently

00:35:34.640 It's not just the slower you go

00:35:37.320 The more efficient your fuel use is

00:35:39.920 Not at all

00:35:40.460 That's not at all the case

00:35:41.980 I've seen a number of people over the last week or two

00:35:45.100 On like real news

00:35:46.420 On like Sky News or whatever

00:35:47.480 Some environmentalist woman

00:35:49.920 Obviously doesn't know anything about

00:35:51.600 Internal combustion engines

00:35:54.560 Just talking about how you need to go really slow

00:35:57.060 It needs to be 20 miles an hour or something

00:35:58.280 That's inefficient

00:36:00.960 again depends what engine the reality is depends what engine but it doesn't equate that you just

00:36:07.600 go so for example a big lorry like a big 18 wheeler or something its most efficient fuel use

00:36:13.760 roughly depending depending but roughly is in an around 50 mile an hour 55 mile an hour

00:36:19.960 something in that ballpark anyway it would really depend not like make it go 20 mile an hour that's

00:36:25.080 really inefficient okay the better the engine is usually the higher a speed is more efficient

00:36:32.660 so if you're worried about efficiency of fuel use someone who's got a cutting-edge merc a brand new

00:36:40.240 beamer they want to be going like 80 to be most fuel efficient but okay speed limit okay okay

00:36:49.520 The Independent

00:36:53.880 That's a fairly cool picture of a B-1

00:37:00.400 Britain is safe from Iran's long-range missiles

00:37:03.960 Says Minister

00:37:04.680 So this is something that's in the news

00:37:07.420 Or was over the weekend, on Sunday anyway

00:37:09.400 Basically, in a nutshell

00:37:12.220 I realise time's getting on

00:37:14.080 Israel said

00:37:16.640 look how iran was able to send a missile at least close to diego garcia the chagos island

00:37:22.220 those missiles could reach berlin paris and london so join our war you better join our war

00:37:27.820 it's everyone's war now you're in it now join our war because iran might send a v2 style

00:37:34.960 missile to london

00:37:37.980 by sunday morning the government the labor government in the uk

00:37:44.400 trotted out Stephen Reid

00:37:46.440 the housing secretary

00:37:48.700 to appear on Laura

00:37:50.520 Koenigsberg and he said no that's

00:37:52.700 not true, he just said no that's not true

00:37:54.160 we've got no, there's no reason to think

00:37:56.640 that's true

00:37:57.120 there you go, Britain is safe from Iran's

00:38:00.560 long range missile says the housing minister

00:38:02.800 government disputes, our government

00:38:04.580 disputes Israeli intelligence claim

00:38:06.360 that UK could be struck by Tehran

00:38:08.600 as Trump sets deadline for regime

00:38:10.600 to reopen Straits of Hormuz

00:38:11.940 or have its power plants obliterated.

00:38:14.700 Okay, so...

00:38:17.700 Israel said, it's your war now.

00:38:20.460 And he was like, well, no.

00:38:23.940 No thanks, though.

00:38:25.640 Cheers.

00:38:26.480 Okay.

00:38:27.140 The Daily Mail, pure slop,

00:38:28.220 trying to pretend it's not pure slop.

00:38:31.040 Hugh Edwards, the real Hugh Edwards,

00:38:33.160 is annoyed at the fake, dramatised Hugh Edwards.

00:38:37.600 Why did PM keep public in dark

00:38:39.800 for 30 hours after Chagos strike?

00:38:41.660 Tory leader

00:38:42.660 That's that Nigerian woman

00:38:44.220 Olikemi Badenok

00:38:45.180 LARPing as a

00:38:46.180 As the

00:38:47.860 The leader of the opposition

00:38:49.420 Well she is the leader

00:38:50.680 She's not LARPing as that

00:38:52.000 LARPing as being

00:38:53.960 British

00:38:55.440 Her mum was a Nigerian person

00:38:59.100 Who came here to give birth

00:39:00.320 On the NHS

00:39:01.380 And now she's as British as you or I

00:39:05.800 Okay

00:39:06.680 Well it's just a state of mind isn't it

00:39:09.480 It's just a set of values

00:39:10.440 According to the Home Secretary

00:39:11.520 Pakistani woman

00:39:12.960 so alright that makes perfect sense

00:39:15.840 Nigerian woman

00:39:18.220 who is the leader of the Tory party

00:39:19.880 accuses Starmer of

00:39:21.620 culture of cover ups over Iran attack

00:39:23.780 on US-UK base

00:39:24.940 ok I can't even bother to comment on that particularly

00:39:31.320 you get it

00:39:32.220 you read it

00:39:33.140 the metro

00:39:34.140 the metro, gross

00:39:35.740 unions demand

00:39:40.040 plan for Iran war chaos. Do they? Power plea to stop jobs crisis. Okay. All right. The Metro.

00:39:50.100 What a joke. What a bad joke. The Daily Express. It's a good paper. Man City played Arsenal

00:39:58.340 in some cup or other and won. Gallagher brothers most effective. Affected. Liam and Noel went.

00:40:07.300 they were there cheering on city okay UK soft touch oh yeah this is the story I was mentioning

00:40:16.620 earlier okay so it's a front page of the express UK soft touch approach let violent thug control

00:40:23.520 beggars in nation's capital migrant gang boss made axe threats to kill this guy look at the

00:40:33.460 state of that? Alexis Sayles

00:40:35.480 let himself go a bit, hasn't he?

00:40:37.700 No? Alexis Sayles? No?

00:40:39.660 Okay.

00:40:41.800 The UK's soft touch

00:40:43.420 approach to illegal migrants, i.e.

00:40:45.460 just letting them in and then letting

00:40:47.380 them run amok, essentially, giving them

00:40:49.460 loads and loads of stuff,

00:40:51.680 came under fire, it's actually

00:40:53.460 from a Romanian

00:40:54.460 watchdog type, charity type thing,

00:40:57.680 interestingly,

00:40:58.560 came under fire after the Express

00:41:01.100 unmasked a begging gang boss as an axe-wielding thug and then his name was among a group who took

00:41:10.920 over part of park lane last year our investigation revealed he is a violent romanian criminal

00:41:18.300 who has been handed a restraining order for threatening to kill children oh oh you can

00:41:25.540 threatened to kill children and that results in a restraining order not a deportation

00:41:30.460 if he's a romanian man who's threatened to kill people including kids with an axe

00:41:37.260 how is in how isn't he being deported how hasn't he already been deported

00:41:42.560 this is crazy this is crazy now

00:41:46.920 because it would be un-british would it according to angina the fridge reiner it'd be un-british

00:41:53.620 to deport someone like that.

00:41:55.940 It'd be un-British.

00:41:56.680 Stella Creasy

00:41:57.440 would get her panties in a bunch

00:41:59.520 if we deported

00:42:00.940 this absolute filth.

00:42:05.920 Absolute filth.

00:42:06.600 I don't want this person

00:42:07.700 in my country.

00:42:09.980 He should not be here.

00:42:14.380 Okay.

00:42:15.580 Something a little bit about

00:42:16.380 Wacko Jacko.

00:42:18.620 He's not old enough.

00:42:19.600 He's British.

00:42:20.720 That's what the tabloids

00:42:21.860 used to call him

00:42:22.320 when he was in the papers all the time.

00:42:25.220 They call him Jacko, or Wacko Jacko.

00:42:28.440 There's some suggestion that

00:42:29.460 the story, his story,

00:42:33.700 of his crimes, alleged or otherwise,

00:42:36.620 needs to be revisited.

00:42:39.580 Alright.

00:42:40.380 Royal scandal.

00:42:41.340 Cops told.

00:42:42.500 Talk to Andrew's second accuser.

00:42:45.160 Epstein's survivor urged police to quiz victim

00:42:47.540 on what she saw.

00:42:48.840 Met Chief Rowley.

00:42:50.520 Praised over evidence trawl.

00:42:52.320 On Twisted Tycoon.

00:42:55.080 Epstein now is a...

00:42:56.880 He was a twisted tycoon.

00:43:00.460 The son, utter filth, utter slop,

00:43:02.780 going with Ian Huntley.

00:43:04.640 There's a bit of a question over

00:43:06.180 the taxpayers have got to pay for Ian Huntley's funeral.

00:43:08.860 Well, we don't know.

00:43:09.620 Look, no funeral, mourners, or headstone for killer.

00:43:12.580 Monsters, ashes to be scattered in secret.

00:43:14.940 And the small amount that even that will cost,

00:43:17.240 his family are going to pay for it.

00:43:18.740 Burn in hell.

00:43:19.660 Burn in hell, Ian Huntley.

00:43:20.740 Says the son

00:43:22.600 Yeah, okay, fine

00:43:23.600 Their city again

00:43:25.460 Winning some sort of silverware

00:43:27.580 There you go, David Beckham

00:43:28.500 Tend it like Beckham

00:43:30.000 David has his own show

00:43:33.160 At the flower show

00:43:34.160 He has his own garden at the flower show

00:43:36.980 David Beckham

00:43:37.640 There you go, that's front page news

00:43:39.600 Not that the war in the Middle East

00:43:41.860 The biggest war in the generation is escalating

00:43:43.880 No

00:43:45.660 No, David Beckham and flowers

00:43:48.980 Garden balls

00:43:51.680 They're calling him garden balls

00:43:53.340 They've gone with garden balls

00:43:56.100 Shows off his green fingers

00:43:59.680 At an iconic event

00:44:00.720 Golden balls

00:44:04.180 Oh sorry they didn't call him green

00:44:05.080 Oh sorry I misread that

00:44:06.020 Sorry about that

00:44:07.640 They still just call him golden balls

00:44:09.460 Alright

00:44:10.640 Okay

00:44:12.620 That's the papers

00:44:14.460 Let's do our poll

00:44:15.280 What was our poll this morning Harry

00:44:17.300 Bring it up for me

00:44:18.880 Engage

00:44:20.600 So we said

00:44:22.880 Pardon me

00:44:25.080 We asked you

00:44:26.080 Would you join Restore Britain

00:44:29.140 Just straight up that

00:44:31.400 Would you Restore Britain

00:44:32.220 Nice

00:44:33.840 Glorious band, The Chosen Few, my band of brothers

00:44:37.060 And sisters

00:44:38.680 86% of you said yes

00:44:41.460 I mean we are teeing you up

00:44:43.400 For you to knock it out of the park

00:44:45.460 Because

00:44:45.920 because obviously the people that watch this show live particularly the best people among us the

00:44:52.840 best people on the earth people that watch the bow show live best you are the best clearly

00:45:00.560 blatantly obviously we're gonna do watch my gram get real um you are already predisposed aren't

00:45:08.400 you to probably click yes on that. Nonetheless, 87% and 9% maybe. So it's really more like

00:45:19.040 96% of you. That's a resounding win. 4% say no, get out. Go on, off you get, off you pop.

00:45:30.400 Go on, go on. Be gone with you. Don't go, don't go. We can still make this work, please.

00:45:36.660 come on, come on, I wasn't being serious

00:45:38.260 don't take me seriously, I still love you

00:45:40.540 we can make this work baby, don't go baby

00:45:42.440 come on

00:45:43.680 alright, alright, okay

00:45:46.580 alright, let's have a little look at

00:45:50.440 the Israeli quarter two, so we have a quick look at the

00:45:52.460 websites, was there anything

00:45:54.580 of massive note

00:45:56.140 one of the big stories, I guess it happened

00:45:58.640 late last night, because it's not on the front page, it's too late

00:46:00.600 to go to print

00:46:01.140 was that some people set

00:46:04.580 some ambulances are like in Golders Green

00:46:06.660 anyone who doesn't know Golders Green is a Jewish

00:46:08.720 quarter in London

00:46:10.160 they've got their own enclave, well there's more than one actually

00:46:12.880 for some reason I think

00:46:16.460 anyway there's various

00:46:18.800 ones all around the country, but in London

00:46:20.320 Golders Green is known as a very

00:46:22.520 heavily Jewish populated area of

00:46:24.660 London, Golders Green

00:46:25.760 so much so, so much so they've got

00:46:28.520 their own ambulance service

00:46:30.500 Hatzola

00:46:35.880 not normal NHS ambulances

00:46:39.160 although they look like NHS ambulances

00:46:41.460 they're Hatzola ambulances

00:46:44.100 they've got their own ambulances

00:46:47.240 alright

00:46:47.720 and some were set alight

00:46:49.680 last night

00:46:50.440 in a suspected anti-Semitic attack

00:46:53.480 looks like even one of their petrol tanks went up

00:46:56.960 boom

00:46:57.460 There you go

00:47:03.100 Anti-Semitic attack

00:47:05.140 No mention of Islam

00:47:09.900 It's just an anti-Semitic attack that's happening in Britain

00:47:13.700 Just that

00:47:14.480 Just British anti-Semitism

00:47:17.940 No mention, not one mention of Islam

00:47:22.860 okay okay all right there was something in the uh daily mail i thought oh yeah so this is big

00:47:32.180 news this morning as well again broke too happened too late for it to be on the front pages but at

00:47:37.100 laguardia airport in new york uh an airplane crashed it was i think it was taxiing along

00:47:45.160 and it hit a fire truck somehow a fire truck was on the the runway or the or the taxiway

00:47:50.820 and this Air Canada

00:47:52.320 aeroplane hit it, a couple of people died

00:47:54.820 looks like probably the pilots right

00:47:56.160 died and a load

00:47:58.940 of other people were injured

00:47:59.660 so yeah, it's just like how could this happen

00:48:03.060 sort of a thing

00:48:03.820 yeah

00:48:05.300 is that the front of the plane there, maybe it wasn't the pilots

00:48:09.140 anyway

00:48:10.960 as of this morning the reporting

00:48:13.120 is two people died doing that

00:48:14.260 an accident just seems like

00:48:17.000 a true straight up accident right

00:48:18.800 all right there's one or two things in the sun they lead with Huntley Huntley burning in hell

00:48:26.620 this guy whoever he is Henry Tufnell is saying the UK must scrap woke ideology and embrace

00:48:34.000 energy sovereignty to help families yeah to help families and also just because it's not mental

00:48:39.280 we've got the North Sea oil reserves Britain should have loads of North Sea oil rigs

00:48:46.520 and a few more nuclear power stations.

00:48:50.640 Pretty straightforward.

00:48:51.660 But no, we're ruled by a freak like Ed Miliband.

00:48:54.840 Look at the physiognomy on that.

00:48:58.260 Physiognomy rarely lies.

00:49:03.640 Look at that.

00:49:04.380 What a freak.

00:49:05.520 What a disgusting weirdo.

00:49:08.380 What to try and destroy our energy sector and economy and society.

00:49:13.140 No, his father was a full-blown commie

00:49:16.980 Full-blown Marxist

00:49:18.200 Ed and David Miliband's father

00:49:21.780 Full-blown

00:49:23.340 Oh yeah

00:49:27.000 Oh yeah

00:49:28.700 Here's the thing about those missiles

00:49:31.280 That are long enough range

00:49:32.360 Up to, just about, up to 4,000 kilometres

00:49:35.460 Which look on this little, that includes

00:49:37.880 London and Paris and Berlin

00:49:38.960 But yeah, I mean

00:49:41.460 It really is a bit like a V2

00:49:45.640 You just point it in the direction of London

00:49:47.960 That's it

00:49:48.820 And according to our intelligence

00:49:52.060 They've got no intention of doing such a thing

00:49:53.640 Some celebrity woman

00:49:59.860 Eddie Hall being strong

00:50:01.320 Great news

00:50:03.820 Rod Liddle

00:50:04.920 It's absurd that hard working Brits

00:50:07.740 Lose out by doing the right thing

00:50:09.420 He does a little comment opinion piece about shoplifting

00:50:12.640 Whether you should confront shoplifters

00:50:14.360 I wonder if he watched my piece on Friday, I doubt it

00:50:17.600 But his angle, I did read that

00:50:20.520 His angle is mainly talking about the element of it

00:50:24.460 Of that you get prosecuted if you try and step in

00:50:28.380 Quite often you, trying to do the right thing

00:50:31.440 Will get in trouble

00:50:33.620 And what a crazy state of affairs that is

00:50:37.380 wacko jacko might need to be

00:50:40.820 reinvestigated

00:50:41.740 alright

00:50:43.280 here's the thing I want to talk about

00:50:46.140 armed to the teeth how Trump's Marines

00:50:48.900 the US Marine Corps

00:50:49.900 are gearing up to storm Iran's

00:50:52.620 unsinkable island fortresses to unlock

00:50:54.760 Straits of Hormuz

00:50:55.700 talk of boots on the ground

00:50:58.540 in a limited sense

00:50:59.720 the Marines send in the Marines

00:51:01.880 ok and I read this

00:51:05.180 and it was reasonably interesting

00:51:06.380 There's a picture of some US Marines there practising.

00:51:11.200 Just saying that there's a number of islands in the Straits of Hormuz

00:51:14.520 or in the Persian Gulf, which are of military importance

00:51:20.420 as far as the Iranians are concerned.

00:51:22.600 And that Donald might just send in the Marines to take those islands

00:51:27.240 and that they've working on or have already worked on a strategy

00:51:30.720 to send in relatively small amounts of Marines here or there

00:51:34.800 to take these various various islands that are of sort of tactical strategic importance

00:51:42.160 but I mean little places you've never heard of the islands of Larrak, Kish, Khuzm and Abu Musa

00:51:52.700 okay but the thing is if these drones or missiles they're sending into the most tight bit of the

00:52:01.220 Strait of Hormuz, the Iranians are sending in missiles and drones as shipping passes through

00:52:06.520 there, and the drones or missiles have got a range of 100 miles, 200 miles or something,

00:52:13.100 well then they can be fired from 100, 200 miles inland. It's all very well to take these little

00:52:19.440 islands actually in the Persian Gulf, actually in the Strait. Iran will still have the capacity

00:52:27.140 though to fire them from further inland am i missing something here

00:52:33.220 all right but yeah it's a story yeah story about how saint com's talking about we can do this or

00:52:37.140 that we can take these little islands okay well okay good luck with that i mean genuinely i'm

00:52:42.340 not that's not sarcastic good luck with that i hope as few of your servicemen lose their lives as

00:52:47.540 possible genuinely but but won't iran still be able to fire things into the strait though

00:52:57.140 Alright, it's gone 10-2. Shall we just have a look at on this day in history?

00:53:01.980 I like doing that, you like doing that. Shall we have a look? What have we got?

00:53:05.300 On this day, on the 23rd of March, down through the centuries, what happened of note?

00:53:09.260 On the 23rd of March, in the year 1490,

00:53:13.080 the first dated edition of Mayomedes'

00:53:16.760 Mishnah Torah is published, a code of Jewish

00:53:20.740 religious law. Okay. 1775, Patrick Henry proclaims,

00:53:26.620 Give me liberty or give me death

00:53:28.160 in a speech encouraging Virginia troops

00:53:30.240 to join the American Revolutionary War.

00:53:32.980 Patrick Henry's great.

00:53:33.640 I've got a fair bit of content, Harry.

00:53:37.900 On Epochs and also on my own channel, History Bro,

00:53:40.800 sometimes in conversation with Benjamin Boyce,

00:53:44.260 I've got quite a few hours of content

00:53:45.560 about different figures in the Revolutionary War.

00:53:48.340 I haven't got one specifically about Patrick Henry,

00:53:50.920 but I'm pretty sure in one,

00:53:52.240 I'll talk about Patrick Henry for five, ten minutes somewhere.

00:53:54.940 He's a great firebrand.

00:53:56.000 He was one of those people who was never cut out to actually be a congressman or a senator or anything after the United States won its independence.

00:54:06.660 He wasn't cut out for that.

00:54:07.900 A bit like Thomas Paine.

00:54:09.320 What he was good at was being a rabble rouser.

00:54:13.180 That was his thing.

00:54:14.720 Again, a bit like Thomas Paine.

00:54:15.840 He was good at writing inflammatory pamphlets and delivering incendiary speeches.

00:54:20.900 That's what he was good at.

00:54:21.620 Not the much more boring business of hammering out legislation.

00:54:26.000 Making a subtle argument behind the scenes

00:54:30.600 No, he was good at

00:54:31.980 Well, give me liberty or give me death

00:54:34.400 Because it was the Massachusetts men

00:54:36.500 First and foremost

00:54:37.220 Who were ready to fight

00:54:38.780 The Redcoats and stuff

00:54:40.040 And Virginia had to be

00:54:43.580 Persuaded in some ways

00:54:45.580 They were a bit more loyalist

00:54:48.420 A bit more Tory

00:54:49.960 As they called it

00:54:50.740 Even back then

00:54:51.320 Had to be persuaded

00:54:53.340 to help the men of Massachusetts and others to fight,

00:54:58.320 which they did, of course, eventually.

00:55:00.360 All right, on this day in 1919,

00:55:02.080 the 8th Congress of the Russian Communist Party

00:55:03.980 re-establishes a five-member Politburo,

00:55:06.020 which becomes the centre of political power in the Soviet Union.

00:55:09.080 Original members are Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Khamenev and Krasdinsky.

00:55:17.380 Okay, set the tone, set the pattern for many, many, many years to come, didn't it, that?

00:55:21.080 Okay, in 1933, German Reichstag hastily passes the Enabling Act, and President Paul von Hindenburg signs it the same day, granting Adolf Hitler dictatorial powers.

00:55:35.580 Okay, just for the sake of it, not that there was some sort of communist insurgency going on, just for no reason.

00:55:45.000 Okay, in 1945, the Battle of Okinawa

00:55:48.500 US Navy ships bombed the Japanese island of Okinawa

00:55:51.220 In preparation for the Allied invasion

00:55:53.020 The largest battle of the Pacific War in World War II

00:55:55.460 Again, on Epochs and History Pro

00:55:58.300 Got some content, Harry?

00:56:04.440 Got various bits of content

00:56:05.720 All about the war in the Pacific

00:56:07.280 I'm fascinated by the war in the Pacific

00:56:08.700 I don't think I've got anything specifically on Okinawa

00:56:13.820 But yeah

00:56:17.380 Probably the best bit of content I've got in my opinion

00:56:20.340 Was a long form thing I did on Epochs

00:56:22.480 About the road to Pearl Harbour

00:56:24.500 Going back a century or more

00:56:27.720 How the Japanese found themselves

00:56:30.160 At a point where they

00:56:31.360 Felt they needed to do the Pearl Harbour attack

00:56:34.720 But yeah the Battle of Okinawa

00:56:37.000 I mean

00:56:38.300 It's late in the war isn't it

00:56:39.900 March 1945

00:56:41.840 But the Americans

00:56:43.960 You know, believe

00:56:46.020 They had to do it

00:56:47.660 And it was

00:56:49.360 Okinawa was one of the ones where

00:56:51.120 Loads and loads of civilians died

00:56:53.620 Tens of thousands of civilians died

00:56:55.040 A lot of them committing suicide

00:56:57.200 They were told by the Japanese that the Americans

00:56:59.520 Were here to kill you all

00:57:00.740 And the worst thing you could ever ever do

00:57:03.500 Is allow yourself to be captured

00:57:04.760 No good Japanese person would ever do that

00:57:07.620 The right thing to do is to kill yourself

00:57:09.060 And your whole family and your own kids

00:57:10.580 that's what you've got to do

00:57:12.620 rather than become a prisoner of the Americans

00:57:16.280 or just do nothing

00:57:18.280 and allow the Americans to control Okinawa

00:57:20.680 and now you're under their occupation

00:57:21.900 you've got to kill yourself first

00:57:23.260 you've got to jump off a cliff

00:57:25.200 loads of the accounts of whole families

00:57:28.060 women and children

00:57:28.720 jumping off cliffs

00:57:30.460 thousands, thousands of them

00:57:32.880 Okinawa

00:57:36.960 terrible, frightful story

00:57:39.540 heartbreaking heartbreaking the americans pleaded with him don't do that

00:57:46.620 don't like there's no need to do that please don't do that and they're doing it anyway

00:57:51.220 okay on this day in 2019 syrian democratic forces announced that the last islamic state

00:58:00.760 territory has been retaken raising flags at baghus in syria and ending the five-year

00:58:07.520 five-year islamic caliphate yeah and all the remaining isis fighters

00:58:16.320 disappear not just now still living in syria doing various things in syria

00:58:24.640 killing loads of christians in syria no not that no it was just no isis was

00:58:29.680 completely defeated and they're all gone now don't worry about it

00:58:33.760 Okay, shall we have a look at the Rumble Rants, Super Chats and Rumble Rants, what have we got?

00:58:39.500 Let me do this so I can see what I'm reading.

00:58:42.800 Alright, the Rumble Rants first, we always do Rumble Rants first, don't we?

00:58:46.640 So, for T and Barber, cheers buddy, you say, have you seen, have you heard, have you seen this, have you heard about this?

00:58:53.600 A farmer said the word, a general election we need this year, and Rupert is the choice, it's clear.

00:59:01.460 A general election we need this year

00:59:07.940 And Rupert Lowe

00:59:09.040 Is the choice, it's clear

00:59:11.540 Let's all rhyme for restore

00:59:14.400 And shove the rotters out the door

00:59:17.380 From zoomers to boomers

00:59:20.360 From zoomers to boomers

00:59:22.780 Aim high, vote low, millions must go

00:59:24.980 Yeah, cool

00:59:27.680 Slogans, they work

00:59:29.760 norm is like a slogan

00:59:31.880 don't they

00:59:34.060 ok

00:59:36.960 Rick WGP says

00:59:38.820 are you and Nate

00:59:40.860 going to start a live stream

00:59:42.420 on Rumble mate

00:59:43.980 please say yes I hate using

00:59:46.680 PooTube

00:59:47.460 and I won't send super chats

00:59:50.820 over there either, but fair enough I get that

00:59:52.960 you don't like YouTube and a lot of people don't

00:59:54.760 and you don't want to give them money because they take loads

00:59:56.440 super chat, YouTube takes like

00:59:58.860 I think 30% of it, something like that, it's a big chunk, that's a massive chunk isn't it,

01:00:04.640 seems like, I get you, yeah, I'd have to ask Nate, because on that channel, State of Politics,

01:00:13.940 State of Politics, Nate does everything on it, I literally just turn up and get on a stream with

01:00:20.160 him and have a conversation, everything else is done by Nate, the thumbnails, the uploading to

01:00:26.140 YouTube and or Rumble or whatever

01:00:27.840 Everything is done by him

01:00:29.300 So I'll mention it to him

01:00:30.520 We'll see what he says

01:00:33.440 You never know

01:00:34.260 He might go yeah great idea why not

01:00:35.800 Or he might go nah

01:00:36.520 It's too much hassle for whatever reason

01:00:39.640 It's not worth it

01:00:40.480 I don't know

01:00:41.860 I don't know I can't tell you

01:00:43.020 Nate does that

01:00:44.160 Same with this

01:00:45.060 I don't do any of the thumbs

01:00:47.620 Or the uploading

01:00:48.840 Or the cameras

01:00:49.880 I don't do anything

01:00:50.780 I just turn up and talk

01:00:53.020 Pretty sweet gig really

01:00:55.740 Better than digging a ditch

01:00:58.360 Alright

01:01:00.980 Cookieboy23 says

01:01:03.400 Watch the mainstream media now start

01:01:06.440 Start clipping the polls

01:01:08.520 To only show the top four parties

01:01:10.140 On the list

01:01:11.280 So restore don't show up

01:01:12.560 Yeah classic one that

01:01:13.620 Yeah classic one

01:01:14.800 I won't be surprised

01:01:15.500 In fact I'm sure you're right

01:01:16.540 I bet they do do exactly that

01:01:17.660 Yeah

01:01:18.300 Yeah

01:01:19.680 They did

01:01:20.440 They pulled that on reform for a long time

01:01:22.400 I remember when I was in reform

01:01:24.520 And they were polling at

01:01:25.300 when i first joined they were polling at like three percent unless they kept getting higher

01:01:29.920 up to seven eight nine ten eleven twelve percent they started doing that yeah and then finally

01:01:35.680 they were too big to ignore but yeah i bet you're all right and then the last rumble rant for today

01:01:41.840 for tim barber says the cobra meeting is going to bring a nightmarish nonsense for us rather than

01:01:47.320 tap up our own delicious north sea oil it's like watching children come up with ideas to fix

01:01:53.320 complex physics questions yeah it is a bit like that isn't it that's quite a good analogy yeah

01:01:57.640 that's quite a good analogy yeah whatever it is you know ed miller band will try and

01:02:05.260 stop us from tapping north sea oil because he's mad because that entire world view that

01:02:10.680 entire paradigm that drilling for oil is somehow evil and terrible or the burning of fossil fuels

01:02:17.980 it's evil and terrible it drives up man-made co2 which drives climate change which will make

01:02:24.520 the ice caps melt and the sea rise

01:02:26.860 it's not true it's mad it's mad it's mad

01:02:36.000 450 parts per million should we talk about that man-made co2 right man-made co2 from 250 to

01:02:47.500 about 450 parts per million

01:02:49.260 that drives climate change does it

01:02:53.540 that will make sea levels rise will it

01:02:55.460 man-made

01:02:57.680 CO2

01:02:59.320 that's what you're going with, that's a narrative

01:03:01.260 you're going to try and peddle

01:03:02.180 man-made CO2

01:03:04.380 400 parts per million

01:03:06.960 450 parts per million

01:03:08.280 that drives climate change, no it doesn't

01:03:11.400 it doesn't

01:03:11.980 it could not

01:03:13.780 What, you think CO2 used to be 20% of the atmosphere

01:03:21.000 And now it's 40%

01:03:22.200 No, no

01:03:22.820 Went from 200, 250 to 400, 450 parts per million

01:03:28.640 Do you know how tiny that is?

01:03:31.320 You can wrap your mind around how tiny that is

01:03:33.480 And that's going to make the ice caps melt

01:03:37.180 Therefore we can't, we shouldn't burn fossil fuel

01:03:39.800 Mad

01:03:43.600 mad

01:03:44.180 alright let's have a look

01:03:45.580 at the YouTube

01:03:46.220 YouTube Super Chats

01:03:48.760 Global Church History

01:03:50.240 in at number one

01:03:51.060 do do do do do do do

01:03:52.660 okay

01:03:53.360 today

01:03:54.080 in 798 AD

01:03:56.180 Charlemagne begins

01:03:57.900 the Carolingian reform

01:03:59.220 yeah cool cool cool

01:04:00.260 I must have

01:04:01.040 have I got content

01:04:01.820 on Charlemagne

01:04:02.320 I must have

01:04:02.780 I've got content on

01:04:04.300 his grandfather

01:04:07.820 the Hammer

01:04:08.720 Charles the Hammer

01:04:11.620 did I do Charlemagne himself

01:04:13.260 I think I did

01:04:14.020 I can't remember

01:04:14.640 I should have done

01:04:15.220 If not

01:04:16.120 That's got to go

01:04:16.700 Top of this

01:04:17.160 Anyway

01:04:17.540 Charlemagne

01:04:18.120 Absolutely

01:04:18.580 Absolutely pivotal person

01:04:19.860 For European history

01:04:20.620 Western European history

01:04:21.500 Absolutely pivotal

01:04:22.340 Yeah his reforms

01:04:23.740 No not just the church

01:04:25.580 Charlemagne was

01:04:27.120 Fantastically important

01:04:28.660 Not just as a military commander

01:04:30.360 Not just as a first

01:04:31.600 Holy Roman Emperor

01:04:32.860 But also for his reforms

01:04:34.760 The Carolingian reforms

01:04:36.120 Where reforms

01:04:37.300 Sort of

01:04:37.740 Administration

01:04:38.400 And politics

01:04:39.160 And education

01:04:40.060 He himself

01:04:41.200 Could barely read

01:04:43.860 Just about read

01:04:45.080 And not really be able to write

01:04:46.240 But he was a big advocate for education

01:04:48.440 For as many

01:04:49.620 Not as many people as possible

01:04:51.240 Not universal education

01:04:52.160 But still education

01:04:53.240 Money

01:04:53.680 Make a standardised money

01:04:55.360 In Western Europe at least

01:04:57.360 Whole number of things

01:04:58.400 Change the face of Europe

01:04:59.940 Particularly Western Europe

01:05:00.880 Charlemagne

01:05:01.400 Absolutely pivotal person

01:05:04.200 I would say

01:05:04.980 Well

01:05:06.660 Undeniably

01:05:08.200 Kat Cora says

01:05:10.540 join restore save the shire pippin yeah aim high vote low millions must go let's get this done

01:05:19.680 restore a reform i'm not gonna do it nigel hasn't got the political backbone

01:05:26.800 so you even come close to doing what's needed i.e mass remigration

01:05:32.420 he said if you alienate islam we lose isn't the exact opposite true

01:05:38.460 isn't the exact opposite true

01:05:40.720 that it's impossible

01:05:44.440 to deport millions

01:05:45.740 when Stephen Edgerton asked him

01:05:47.060 oh their policy now

01:05:48.620 is a bit more robust

01:05:49.440 than it was then

01:05:49.980 but they're still not

01:05:50.720 talking about millions

01:05:51.580 false mass remigration

01:05:54.020 no that wouldn't go down well

01:05:56.000 on Sunday morning

01:05:57.780 with Laura Koenigsberg

01:05:58.640 would it

01:05:58.880 that wouldn't go down well

01:05:59.700 on Radio 4

01:06:00.340 Robert Peston would give him

01:06:02.060 a hard time

01:06:02.540 if he started saying

01:06:03.140 stuff like that

01:06:03.720 I mean when Rupert

01:06:04.960 started saying stuff like that

01:06:05.920 he tried to get him arrested

01:06:07.020 didn't he

01:06:07.380 on false charges

01:06:08.080 What proved to be false charges

01:06:10.500 Reform people try and tell you

01:06:14.500 There's no difference between Rupert and Nigel's policy

01:06:16.860 Yes there is

01:06:18.200 Yeah, there's a big difference

01:06:22.140 The second Rupert started talking about it

01:06:24.340 Nigel ostracised him

01:06:25.920 And tried to get him thrown in prison

01:06:27.900 Yeah, there's a difference

01:06:30.300 Yeah, no one's really buying that

01:06:32.320 That there's no difference

01:06:33.760 Okay

01:06:35.360 No one buys that

01:06:39.080 Mr Dickie Bingo, not Dinky Bingo, Mr Dickie Bingo says

01:06:42.080 We pick them up and return their boats, mate!

01:06:46.240 Yeah, yeah, how mad is it?

01:06:48.240 What we're doing in the channel is bizarre to me, to a lot of people.

01:06:55.880 How we're behaving there is bizarre.

01:06:59.900 We'll give the French the best part of 500 million to do nothing.

01:07:02.520 We'll pick them up, tow them into Dover, send them their boats back,

01:07:04.940 Give these people straight away

01:07:06.460 Like a mobile phone and a hotel room

01:07:08.320 And loads of other stuff

01:07:09.660 So that they can then commit crime

01:07:12.980 Illegal invaders will give you everything

01:07:14.960 Go out into the general population

01:07:16.720 And commit crime

01:07:17.760 Here's a lawyer to make sure we can't deport you

01:07:20.760 It's effed up isn't it

01:07:28.700 It's effed

01:07:30.080 Can't swear

01:07:32.480 Okay

01:07:34.480 Joker 777 says

01:07:36.840 Aim higher, vote low, millions must go

01:07:39.520 Boomers to zoomers

01:07:40.680 Know the score, join restore

01:07:43.180 British to the core

01:07:45.980 Know the score, join record, British to the core

01:07:48.920 I like that one, that's good

01:07:50.400 The English raw, we remember Agincourt

01:07:54.500 Nice, nice, nice

01:07:56.680 Field Marshal Dawn Browning

01:07:59.820 Doesn't say anything but just gives us 10 Aussie dollars

01:08:02.860 Thanks love, appreciate that

01:08:04.440 honestly do cheers good old field marshal the field marshal dawn browning um richard fleming

01:08:13.680 doesn't say anything but just uh gives a super chat there appreciate that cheers buddy

01:08:17.800 um we've got a fair few more to get through it's already 10 past so i'll whip through them

01:08:23.020 um harry hobag said did you watch the nls3 at the weekend nls3 what's nls3 i don't know

01:08:34.440 and then i say harry i'm gonna move on from this but harry could you just google nls3

01:08:41.460 i feel like i should know what that is but i don't just google that and in a minute i'll

01:08:44.920 come back to you so harry hobag i'm gonna google that i don't know what you mean by that i think

01:08:49.000 i feel like i should but i don't sorry off the top of my head okay um double o stefan

01:08:56.020 says i spoke to a boris wave migrant who told me the french police actively organize people

01:09:02.560 Onto the boats

01:09:03.340 And point them

01:09:03.920 In the right direction

01:09:04.720 I can believe it

01:09:08.700 I can believe it

01:09:11.020 The French

01:09:13.840 Not to be trusted

01:09:14.800 Not to be trusted

01:09:16.280 With our interest

01:09:17.300 Ever

01:09:19.820 Going back centuries

01:09:21.480 Going back a millennia

01:09:22.480 Or more

01:09:23.280 What's not in our interest

01:09:27.060 Is in their interest

01:09:27.860 In some way

01:09:28.420 Oh okay

01:09:30.140 Harry's just brought up

01:09:31.800 NLS

01:09:32.440 The Nürburgring

01:09:34.480 The endurance race

01:09:36.420 I saw a little bit of it

01:09:37.800 I didn't watch the whole thing

01:09:38.960 I watched a little bit

01:09:40.060 Because it wasn't Max Verstappen racing in it

01:09:42.080 Max Verstappen was racing

01:09:44.440 He was in some sort of

01:09:45.300 Red Bull coded Mercedes

01:09:47.300 Crazy wasn't he

01:09:48.340 I watched a bit

01:09:49.400 I saw a little bit of it

01:09:50.300 But I didn't watch it

01:09:51.180 Oh by any means

01:09:52.080 I would like to

01:09:52.700 Didn't really have time

01:09:54.020 But yeah

01:09:55.700 Could do

01:09:56.400 Would do

01:09:57.740 Okay

01:10:01.460 Okay cool

01:10:02.220 the field marshal

01:10:06.240 pipes up with another 10 Aussie dollars

01:10:08.460 this time says

01:10:09.220 she says

01:10:09.780 she says

01:10:13.440 when England Day is popular

01:10:15.000 how will you celebrate Bo?

01:10:18.100 ooh

01:10:18.400 I don't know

01:10:21.720 I don't know

01:10:22.240 gosh

01:10:22.620 I have to think about that

01:10:24.080 guys so

01:10:25.000 we're so detached

01:10:27.860 from something like that

01:10:29.540 that I'm not

01:10:30.720 my mind isn't even

01:10:31.720 popping up with great ideas have a have a cup of tea to start the day of course

01:10:35.800 let's start there just try and do loads and loads of english things i don't know have a fry up

01:10:43.880 go to the park kick a ball about maybe it'd be nice though wouldn't it england day ah

01:10:52.840 whenever there's something like like a big anniversary of something really big like

01:10:58.360 like Agincourt, like St Crispian's Day, something like that, or D-Day, 6th of June, every year,

01:11:06.880 whatever, things like that, days that could well be used to sort of mark and celebrate England,

01:11:13.380 St George's Day, we get nothing, do we? In fact, on St George's Day, you're bombarded with nothing

01:11:18.120 but negativity about it. Oh, he's not English, you know? He's Turkish, you know? Well, the Roman

01:11:26.420 province of Cappadocia. It's not Turkey. Anyway, forget St George. We don't really have an

01:11:31.180 England day, do we? We should have one. We should do it. We should have many per year

01:11:40.320 where we celebrate our own greatness. Trafalgar Day or something. Waterloo Day. Cressy Day.

01:11:49.960 Whatever, yeah.

01:11:55.220 Persuasive Expeditioner says,

01:11:58.460 For the morons, the ambulances serve everyone, not only certain religions.

01:12:04.460 Christians also have the same St. John's Ambulance.

01:12:07.440 All right, mate, calm down.

01:12:10.540 44 Magnum Norse says,

01:12:12.720 There was much more CO2 when the dinosaurs were alive, should we act like dinosaurs.

01:12:17.180 Yeah, in the geological timeframes, CO2 has been way, way, way, way, way, way higher.

01:12:24.540 What did you have?

01:12:25.440 Megafauna.

01:12:27.760 Giant lily pads.

01:12:29.400 Giant insects.

01:12:32.420 It didn't destroy the world.

01:12:35.640 Greta.

01:12:37.200 Didn't destroy the world, did it?

01:12:40.700 Al Gore.

01:12:43.360 Yeah, quite right, Magnum Norse.

01:12:45.640 Magnum Norse again says

01:12:47.600 My favourite line from Lord of the Rings

01:12:50.160 Was

01:12:50.580 There won't be a Shire Pippin

01:12:53.560 Yeah

01:12:55.200 That's a good line

01:12:56.800 God it's been a long time since I've watched Lord of the Rings

01:12:59.300 It's got to be ten years or more

01:13:00.640 Feels like

01:13:01.380 Just go back

01:13:03.000 Go back and re-watch them

01:13:04.940 Opening Doors 1 says

01:13:08.240 Thanks Bo, see you tomorrow

01:13:09.960 Yeah, cheers buddy, I'll see you tomorrow

01:13:11.420 Yeah, we'll be here

01:13:12.580 sheilas.2. says

01:13:19.980 I'm Zeitgeist's Dottie from last Friday's Super Chatbo

01:13:26.740 Scrubs All White

01:13:28.680 Do you have a piece on the Peterloo Massacre?

01:13:32.240 I don't have a piece on the Peterloo Massacre

01:13:34.140 I could do, should do that

01:13:35.420 People have asked me that before actually

01:13:37.120 Yeah, maybe I should do it

01:13:38.800 It's quite interesting

01:13:39.580 relatively small corner of history but very interesting i mean not that small i mean it is

01:13:46.160 important um but i usually do things a bit usually not always but a bit broader than that

01:13:54.300 um but i could do i could do i should do i've definitely done things

01:13:57.820 as focused as that before like the nikke riots or something um

01:14:04.860 Yeah, I could do

01:14:08.340 I should do that at some point

01:14:09.360 People have asked me that before

01:14:10.320 Okay, so

01:14:12.100 That is the show

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01:14:34.140 If you've got free time

01:14:36.060 A little bit of free time

01:14:36.760 Of your own

01:14:37.200 You know

01:14:37.980 Try and make it count

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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - March 23, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 23rd March 2026

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