The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 24th August 2026

00:00:00.000 Intro

00:00:02.440 Morning

00:00:26.800 you alright

00:00:29.980 hope you are

00:00:33.580 sincerely and genuinely hope you are

00:00:36.400 did you have a nice weekend

00:00:37.340 good

00:00:39.420 good

00:00:40.400 me yeah I'm alright

00:00:42.900 had a lovely weekend thanks

00:00:45.040 it is now

00:00:48.160 Monday Monday

00:00:49.600 another day another dollar

00:00:51.900 another week another dollar

00:00:54.140 that's not a saying is it

00:00:56.360 right it's already just ticked past eight in the a.m. British summertime on Monday the 24th of

00:01:01.700 August in the year of our Lord 2026 you guys know who you are you're the glorious band the chosen

00:01:05.920 few my band of brothers and sisters impeccable taste turning up for the Bo's Breakfast Club

00:01:11.280 don't you forget about me breakfast with Bo the Lotus Eaters Breakfast Club hashtag the real LBC

00:01:17.800 best people on earth basically I am joined by my producer Little Harry no it's not Little Harry

00:01:23.080 this morning it is thomas little house away how are you this morning thomas very well how are you

00:01:27.480 yeah all good thanks yeah all good all right that's plenty of faffing around isn't it far too

00:01:35.340 much fannying around for a monday morning let's just get straight into it what have we got what's

00:01:40.260 the legacy corporate lamestream media banging on about this morning what they're trying to tell us

00:01:43.620 is or isn't important what they're lying to us about by omission if by nothing else what's that

00:01:46.880 cabal of evil quite frankly evil fleet street editors trying to slap us in the face with today

00:01:51.320 We've got

00:01:52.800 Pain Beyond Words

00:01:54.580 That's a story of two cops that were killed

00:01:58.380 By some five joyriding teens

00:02:00.840 In Middlesbrough

00:02:01.520 I think it's Middlesbrough

00:02:02.260 Everyone died

00:02:03.580 Seven people dead in that

00:02:08.120 And graduates face worst job market

00:02:10.600 Yeah probably

00:02:11.240 That's what happens if you flood a country 0.98

00:02:13.540 With millions of new people 0.99

00:02:14.820 A small island

00:02:16.940 Flood a small island

00:02:20.380 of a few tens of millions of people and you keep whacking millions more in yeah it affects the job

00:02:27.660 market for those that would struggle to get a job in the first place i.e those without a great cv

00:02:32.860 and young people just starting out yeah it's going to be tougher for them

00:02:39.340 it's a zero-sum game isn't it jobs the job market yeah if you flood it up more safe than legal

00:02:46.780 routes right if anything though that's what they say don't they if you talk to any globalist any

00:02:51.260 leftist any traitor try and talk about not even re-migration just talk about having a cap on it

00:02:57.180 could we have a cap even a really high kick give us a number any number you psychos even tens and

00:03:04.780 tens of thousands a hundred thousand a year can we have a cap on 100 000 no no can't do that that's

00:03:10.300 racist that would be un-british to talk in such a fashion more safer legal routes if anything

00:03:16.300 oh well don't complain then when young people can't get jobs it's the worst job market ever yeah

00:03:27.420 all right well let's get into it the times the venerable times

00:03:34.060 megan's gangster series leaked to suggest she was in demand don't care don't care about megan

00:03:39.580 don't talk to me about megan not interested right this is the story then look these are the two cops

00:03:46.300 So when I first saw this story, I thought it was to do with a very similar incident that happened in Ireland last week

00:03:55.900 Where some joyriders

00:03:59.020 That's an odd way to put it

00:04:04.780 Joyriders were driving down the wrong side of a dual carriageway or a motorway

00:04:08.560 And had a collision and everyone died

00:04:12.860 I think that was a car of five youngsters in it, young men

00:04:15.900 Boys

00:04:17.600 I think in this one

00:04:18.580 Two of them were under 18

00:04:19.740 Anyway, anyway, anyway

00:04:20.860 There was one in Ireland, wasn't there?

00:04:22.240 Like Kilkenny or somewhere

00:04:23.140 I don't know where it was

00:04:23.760 And I thought it was this

00:04:25.640 I thought it was a continuation of that story

00:04:26.940 No, it's a completely separate incident

00:04:29.040 This one's in the Midlands

00:04:30.300 In England this time

00:04:31.320 One thing I heard on the news this morning

00:04:35.220 Don't know if it's true

00:04:36.000 It's just one data point I heard

00:04:37.560 Just like an hour ago

00:04:39.060 So take it or leave it

00:04:40.320 But they're saying

00:04:41.320 Apparently on TikTok

00:04:42.640 Is some sort of trend or something

00:04:47.440 It's sort of promoted on TikTok

00:04:49.960 In some way or other

00:04:51.200 To drive down the wrong side of the road

00:04:53.520 Are you trying to flee police

00:04:56.380 Why not consider driving the wrong way down the road

00:04:59.000 Or dual-carriage or a motorway even

00:05:00.540 Don't know if that's true

00:05:01.880 I'm not on TikTok

00:05:02.820 I'm not on TikTok so I don't know

00:05:04.060 I just heard that

00:05:04.940 If that's true

00:05:07.660 Does TikTok do anything other than put people in danger?

00:05:12.640 Thomas are you on TikTok do you have a TikTok uh I do not oh okay

00:05:18.220 because sometimes I go to little Harry for like a zoom mistake but you're not a zoomer are you

00:05:23.800 you're in your your late 20s I'm sorry how old are you exactly forgotten I'm an old man by

00:05:27.500 did you turn 30 yet I'm 32 oh are you I'm sorry I think of you as more like 28 or so you're 32

00:05:36.100 okay all right fair enough firmly not a zoomer although i don't even know the technical when

00:05:44.500 the zoomer starts and ends but what do you call yourself what generation do you call yourself

00:05:49.460 millennial millennial okay all right i'm a millennial too technically i'm sort of the

00:05:55.460 oldest it's possible for a millennial to be literally like the last year or so

00:06:00.580 but i think of myself as gen x completely completely naturally gen x okay we're both

00:06:05.220 both millennials. I'm still young. I'm still young. We're both millennials. Don't worry

00:06:08.880 about the exact years. We're both millennials. Okay. Back to this horrible story. Okay.

00:06:21.680 It seems like in Middlesbrough there was this car full of joyriders, young men. I've got

00:06:26.140 some pictures of them somewhere. They've been named and shamed, been shown who they

00:06:31.600 are look these five i think this one was the driver i'm not sure uh yeah they were speeding

00:06:40.580 through like residential areas trying to get away from police and uh and then went on like

00:06:47.100 the a60s and a road dual carriageway i believe is it and the police at that point called off

00:06:53.040 their chase they've been chased by a couple of cop cars the police called off the chase the

00:06:57.500 reason i'm spending so long on this is because it's one of the main stories in the news cycle

00:07:00.220 this morning. The police called off the chase, but just moments later, I think just seconds

00:07:05.560 later, because the police made the calculation, this is far too dangerous. Okay, they've called

00:07:10.280 our bluff on doing insanely dangerous things. So they called off the chase, but there was

00:07:15.340 a cop car just coming the other way, driving the right way down the motorway. Now they

00:07:20.440 head on clash everyone's dead all seven of these people killed

00:07:23.480 now one thing i would say 1.00

00:07:31.440 have you ever been in a car when the person behind the wheel is doing something stupid and crazy and 0.98

00:07:38.740 something you would never dream of doing but you're in the car now you're along for the ride 0.97

00:07:43.180 you've got no control you could be saying to them stop doing this please stop doing this are you

00:07:48.020 mental but they're doing whatever they're going to do anyway it's like the passengers you know

00:07:53.880 god knows what they were all saying to each other and egging each other on i don't know no one knows

00:07:57.980 what i would have thought but it's the driver's just one if this one is the driver it's a driver

00:08:02.400 what a crazy sob is it in bad taste to call him an sob so soon or is that not strong enough because

00:08:11.700 he basically got all seven of these people killed well the mail says the uh well the headline says

00:08:20.900 teen joy rider killed in a66 police car crash was awaiting trial for racially abusing and assaulting

00:08:27.640 officers it's revealed as grieving widow of cop who died in carnage says the pain of losing him

00:08:34.120 beyond words my vision is like an iraq war veteran that one i think believe um just 1.00

00:08:44.200 you know what you say crazy crazy stupid stupid 1.00

00:08:53.560 then sometimes i mean i was a young man once many moons ago very lucky really in hindsight once or 1.00

00:09:00.520 or twice to get away unscathed with just a ridiculously stupid decision i never did that 0.84

00:09:06.600 i never i never did anything close to that but you know young men 0.99

00:09:12.320 full of testosterone and not enough experience just doing crazy stuff every now and again

00:09:23.980 It ends in tears

00:09:25.880 What can we say

00:09:27.920 Alright well

00:09:29.980 That is a lot of the front pages

00:09:31.460 And all in the news cycle today

00:09:32.600 So we've covered it now

00:09:34.060 There you go 0.97

00:09:34.820 Just a horrible ridiculous incident 0.98

00:09:37.460 Which need not have happened 0.92

00:09:38.460 Alright Andy Bumham

00:09:40.320 King of the North 0.99

00:09:41.060 To gift Ukraine blueprints for missiles 0.97

00:09:43.280 Well done 1.00

00:09:43.680 Well done Bumham

00:09:47.840 Yeah I'm sure you came to that decision

00:09:51.620 Only on your own

00:09:52.420 Yeah I'm sure you're

00:09:53.620 strings aren't being pulled by someone or something else. Andy Burnham, not really known

00:09:59.880 for being super sharp on foreign policy, being a foreign policy wonk in any way, having any sort

00:10:07.960 of grand view about global politics, nothing like that. But he's decided, he's decided

00:10:14.380 on this strategy. So what it is, they're actually French missiles, but there's UK components

00:10:21.860 To these missiles

00:10:23.540 Effectively like cruise missiles

00:10:25.160 I think it is

00:10:26.060 Something on that scale 1.00

00:10:27.540 Effectively like French made cruise missiles 0.65

00:10:31.040 And some of the components are made by Britain

00:10:32.780 And the story is something like

00:10:35.660 Apologies if I get any of these details

00:10:37.800 Ever so slightly wrong

00:10:38.760 I don't think I have

00:10:41.020 Some of the components

00:10:43.100 Not only are we just going to give them the components

00:10:44.880 We're going to give them the blueprints

00:10:47.280 We're going to give them the ability to make it themselves

00:10:49.800 oh right okay 0.98

00:10:55.900 they seem hell-bent don't they on goading russia into attacking us or something

00:11:07.220 someone on twitter on friday sent me a link it was some link and it said

00:11:13.000 and the link was about a news story that said there's a factory or at least one factory in

00:11:20.340 swindon in wiltshire where i'm sitting right now the builds it's a nervous laugh that is

00:11:29.040 there's a there's a drone factory in swindon which russia have got their eye on

00:11:35.300 and iran actually but russia are like

00:11:39.460 if we were they almost certainly won't but who knows if they were to send over some 0.50

00:11:47.020 russian cruise missiles i imagine something like that to blow up any of our infrastructure that

00:11:52.940 would be one of the places that would be like right top of their list right the top of their 0.59

00:11:56.980 list i mean i don't work there anywhere near it so unless they drop the big one on old town

00:12:05.160 in Swindon

00:12:07.200 I'm sure I'll be fine

00:12:08.480 but

00:12:08.660 none less

00:12:09.640 a little bit worrying

00:12:10.700 a little bit worrying

00:12:12.520 RF Fairford

00:12:13.520 it's not very far

00:12:14.160 from where we sit

00:12:14.980 imagine if the Russians 0.65

00:12:21.080 dropped a Tsar Bomba 0.89

00:12:22.680 on Old Town 1.00

00:12:23.920 yeah I'd be in trouble then

00:12:26.160 they don't make 0.99

00:12:26.960 Tsar Bombas anymore

00:12:27.880 don't worry about it 1.00

00:12:28.900 that was a

00:12:30.220 that was a one time thing

00:12:31.220 really basically

00:12:31.840 still okay

00:12:35.160 um king bunk king bumham no sternum burnham is to gift ukraine blueprints so also the other

00:12:42.040 thing in the news is um he's gone on his first foreign visit bumham

00:12:48.440 ukraine um ham to hand long-range missile blueprints to one of the most corrupt leaders

00:12:55.880 if not the most corrupt leader in the whole world vladimir silensky the weird hand-picked 0.58

00:13:00.920 Globalist shield

00:13:01.780 Vladimir Zelensky

00:13:02.820 Just because I have a pop of him

00:13:06.500 Doesn't mean I'm pro-Russian

00:13:07.560 Keep saying it

00:13:09.260 I don't know 0.80

00:13:09.780 Putin is a gangster 0.99

00:13:12.620 And a killer 1.00

00:13:14.300 I just don't believe he's got designs on like

00:13:17.800 Belarus and Poland and Finland

00:13:20.420 And East Germany

00:13:21.880 That's an old Cold War fear

00:13:24.980 He can barely take the Donbass, can he?

00:13:28.720 But we need to stop him

00:13:31.500 We need to stop him 0.97

00:13:34.380 Otherwise he's going to roll into Minsk

00:13:36.980 Putin's tank divisions

00:13:41.920 Are going to roll into

00:13:42.980 Warsaw

00:13:44.720 Are they

00:13:46.800 Therefore we just need to

00:13:53.200 Keep helping 1.00

00:13:54.800 Ukrainians and Russians 1.00

00:13:56.640 Blow each other to bits 1.00

00:13:57.920 Do we?

00:13:59.680 What's it got to do with us at all?

00:14:02.360 At all

00:14:02.800 Assuming you don't believe that narrative

00:14:05.240 That Mr Putin basically wants to invade Eastern Europe

00:14:09.660 If you don't believe that

00:14:12.040 Then what has any of it got to do with Britain at all?

00:14:15.920 Nothing is it?

00:14:16.600 Nothing

00:14:16.900 Nothing 1.00

00:14:18.280 This little goblin freak 1.00

00:14:20.600 People are calling for him to have an election 0.51

00:14:26.360 Because he hasn't had elections in a long, long time, has he?

00:14:29.300 A long, long time

00:14:30.080 People say, well, it's wartime

00:14:31.000 You don't have elections in wartime, you do

00:14:32.940 You know

00:14:34.340 Sometimes you don't, of course

00:14:36.720 Like during World War II

00:14:37.880 Winston Churchill didn't have any

00:14:39.720 If it's like a total war, a world war

00:14:41.820 Other than that

00:14:43.340 Quite often there's elections during wars

00:14:46.040 Very often 0.92

00:14:47.520 Abraham Lincoln, the Illinois rail splitter 0.99

00:14:52.620 Honest Abe 0.77

00:14:53.320 He had elections in the middle of the American Civil War

00:14:56.040 That was a pretty brutal war, wasn't it? 0.51

00:15:01.120 The argument that whilst Russia is still firing things into Ukraine

00:15:05.120 While there's still Russian troops in the Donbass

00:15:06.980 So they just simply can't have elections

00:15:09.380 No, I don't really believe that

00:15:10.600 He can

00:15:11.940 If he wanted to, he could

00:15:15.000 Nothing physically, logistically stopping him from doing it

00:15:18.260 But he doesn't want to, does he?

00:15:20.180 Because he's the hand-picked puppet of other forces, isn't he?

00:15:26.040 Remember who he was before he became President of Ukraine? Remember who he was, what he did?

00:15:30.640 Just some TV comedian dude. 0.94

00:15:33.060 Doing silly skits on TV. 0.98

00:15:36.980 Subversive weirdo skits, actually. 0.99

00:15:39.640 Oh, now he's the President. Oh, suddenly he's the President. 0.92

00:15:41.940 And there's no more elections anymore.

00:15:44.500 Oh, okay. I see.

00:15:48.060 And he's our bezzy mate, is he?

00:15:50.460 We have to stand shoulder to shoulder with him and give him billions of pounds of our money 0.97

00:15:54.940 that we can't afford and risk our security for him for that for the donbass it's mental

00:16:03.800 it's mental in bose britain i'd immediately reverse all of that it's not that i would make 0.63

00:16:10.160 an entente with the kremlin i'd just say look that's your war that's your war you get on with

00:16:15.760 it if you must it's got nothing to do with us not a penny more to kiev

00:16:20.660 not one tiny bit more of war material not one more penny

00:16:26.260 you go and do you if you insist on that crazy thing nothing to do with us

00:16:30.860 all right but we're giving them blueprints so they can build their own cruise missiles great

00:16:37.540 great right the metro

00:16:39.400 gross 0.95

00:16:50.660 gross makes me feel sick makes me want to puke the metro okay again there you go they go this 0.95

00:16:58.780 story so that's why i gave it a few minutes to begin with we've done it now haven't we but 0.50

00:17:01.520 joyride five and cops killed in 4am crash right a little bit of a boy i know you hate sports ball

00:17:07.900 but the premier league has started again they had the first we had the charity shield the

00:17:12.160 other day didn't we i know i've had the first game i think a harland there and city

00:17:18.160 Yep, you don't care

00:17:20.180 Okay, fair enough

00:17:20.760 Alright, alright

00:17:21.200 I get it

00:17:23.400 We'll move on

00:17:24.240 The Telegraph

00:17:25.740 The Daily Toregraph

00:17:26.760 Which is now German-owned 0.99

00:17:28.200 Ultra-Zionist

00:17:29.300 Anti-Nativist

00:17:30.360 Anti-British

00:17:31.360 Okay

00:17:33.720 Again, same

00:17:35.240 The cop there

00:17:35.880 The cop

00:17:36.300 Prostate screening

00:17:38.800 Limited to just

00:17:39.600 1,500 men

00:17:40.520 So hardly any 0.99

00:17:41.200 It's like one of the most

00:17:42.360 Common cancers, isn't it

00:17:43.480 In men

00:17:43.820 Cut the screening to that 0.97

00:17:47.560 we've got to make sure all our invaders have um have dentists and things so don't we 1.00

00:17:53.800 there's a finite amount of resources in the nhs and we need to make sure that all the barbarians 1.00

00:18:01.820 that are invading us if they have kids that they get maternity cover they all need dentists don't 0.81

00:18:06.660 know so so we'll cut prostate prostate screening cancer prostate right it's like letting a violent

00:18:18.600 criminals out of prison instead of building another prison so is there could you have come

00:18:22.460 up with a policy solution more dangerous for the average innocent person not really

00:18:29.480 not really here we go graduates face worst job market on record yeah because you've 0.92

00:18:37.260 flooded the country with millions of people means for unskilled people yeah

00:18:41.440 open borders lefty types i think it's the british thing to do to flood our country with 0.98

00:18:53.720 anyone from anywhere endlessly no cap no limit just cram in as many foreign people 0.55

00:19:01.360 unscreened foreign people as you possibly can

00:19:04.580 berate anyone that has any questions about that and you still want there to be sort of a working 0.99

00:19:12.960 jobs market a working nhs you want school sizes not to be insanely large no you can't have all

00:19:19.180 those things. You want the welfare state, the welfare system not to explode in size and bankrupt us.

00:19:25.820 No, you can't have all those things. Britain's not an overflow car park for the human detritus of the

00:19:32.800 world. And if you treat it as such, everything stops working. Because we're a relatively small 0.98

00:19:39.200 island, already very, very population density, already very, very high. It's pretty straightforward,

00:19:48.400 word isn't it it's pretty straightforward stuff yeah loads of people I still say more safe than 0.57

00:19:53.360 legal routes when I say those people even the government our government it would suck real bad

00:20:00.880 be a young person now either just leaving school or just leaving uni and trying to get a job

00:20:07.100 be horrible no wonder they feel betrayed by the older generations no wonder well they have been

00:20:14.520 not that they just feel it like it's irrational of them to feel this thing they've got it wrong

00:20:20.480 really it's not that's not really what happened that's exactly what happened yeah they've been

00:20:23.320 betrayed and betrayed by our elite we all have of course it was hard enough in like the early

00:20:30.400 2000s when i finished uni in like the year 2000 2001 no sorry 2003 whatever it was i can't remember

00:20:36.680 Anyway, early 2000s.

00:20:38.080 It was hard enough then.

00:20:40.780 Now, I had a half-decent degree from a reasonably good uni.

00:20:46.820 I don't know why I won't trump it too much.

00:20:49.520 And then it was really hard.

00:20:50.940 I still needed a little bit of nepotism.

00:20:52.600 I still needed a mate, really, to essentially vouch for me, 0.95

00:20:57.520 get me in somewhere to start the thread on your CV.

00:21:00.840 And then you're going.

00:21:01.540 And then you should be all right as long as you don't drop the ball

00:21:04.620 and you don't do anything crazy.

00:21:05.480 it's that first teasing out that first thread of getting a half decent job so there's something on

00:21:10.580 your cv and you can the ball starts rolling you can go off in there that first that first bit

00:21:15.420 is the hardest bit by a long way as is the way in all sorts of things in life isn't it like if you

00:21:20.600 want to start a if you want to start a youtube channel the hardest bit is getting the first

00:21:27.980 thousand first three thousand subs it's always the hardest thing to get something off the ground

00:21:32.220 From scratch

00:21:32.740 So now

00:21:35.640 You haven't got

00:21:38.340 A degree at all

00:21:38.900 Or even if you do

00:21:39.560 Have a degree

00:21:40.040 But it's in something

00:21:40.840 Like a bit silly

00:21:42.520 Like tourism studies 0.91

00:21:44.260 Like some

00:21:46.240 Nothing polytechnic

00:21:47.940 It's only been a polytechnic

00:21:49.120 For like 15 years

00:21:50.240 It's not really worth it

00:21:51.800 Employers see that

00:21:52.620 On the CV

00:21:53.120 And they're like

00:21:53.620 No

00:21:53.900 You know

00:21:56.340 And there's dozens

00:21:59.720 Hundreds of people

00:22:00.680 Maybe applying

00:22:01.280 For that same

00:22:02.220 very mediocre entry-level job horrible horrible situation i can only empathize i there's nothing

00:22:08.060 i can do or say really of course i can only empathize the fix it button though is isn't it

00:22:16.700 to deport millions of people who shouldn't be here it means millions must go then millions must go

00:22:23.660 Burnham gives secret shadow blueprint 0.65

00:22:31.880 Sorry, secret storm shadow blueprint to Ukraine 1.00

00:22:34.820 That's the name of that missile 1.00

00:22:38.380 Great, alright

00:22:43.240 The Guardian

00:22:44.240 Thomas, the stain can one

00:22:50.180 The Guardian

00:22:53.280 Okay

00:23:03.540 The Guardian

00:23:04.420 Something about Russ Abbott

00:23:05.480 You can tell

00:23:05.860 I said it before

00:23:06.320 You can tell when 0.88

00:23:06.960 They're boomers aren't they

00:23:07.940 The people that run these papers 1.00

00:23:08.900 That they reference something

00:23:11.100 From the 70s or whatever

00:23:12.260 They'll do some pun

00:23:14.600 That would only make sense

00:23:15.720 If you were

00:23:16.420 In your 40s or older

00:23:17.760 Young people 1.00

00:23:19.160 Just no way

00:23:19.960 Of understanding that reference

00:23:21.140 Russ Abbott

00:23:23.280 Do you remember Russ Abbott, Thomas?

00:23:25.100 32-year-old Thomas, do you remember?

00:23:27.340 That's before my time.

00:23:28.480 Right, there you go.

00:23:30.980 Dude in his 30s.

00:23:31.940 No, that's before my time.

00:23:33.780 It was when I was a little kid, Russ Abbott was on TV.

00:23:36.460 He's just a comedian. 1.00

00:23:37.220 He's always in his foreign, not old enough. 1.00

00:23:39.200 He's just a TV comedian from decades and decades and decades ago. 0.59

00:23:43.460 I haven't heard from Russ Abbott in donkey's years.

00:23:47.740 Russ Abbott. 0.91

00:23:48.880 Okay, The Guardian.

00:23:50.140 Okay.

00:23:50.980 All right.

00:23:53.280 then we talk about kenny everett next

00:23:58.000 and we're talking about cannon and ball

00:24:02.640 the guardian all right britain will help ukraine make its own long-range missiles spm all right

00:24:08.240 we got it there's a picture of a nice seaside was it down in st ives it was a lovely day or

00:24:14.080 the weekend or both days on the weekend but not as hot as it was so it's lovely so the guardian's

00:24:18.560 happy it's not too hot that it's turning the grass yellow and it's not cold and rainy so it's all good

00:24:30.160 let's just pause the climate there can we pause the earth's climate

00:24:36.080 let's say what these climate activists it's effectively what they want if you say if you

00:24:40.000 said to them you're not just like a king or an emperor you're god what would you do with the

00:24:45.120 climate with the earth's climate and so they'd make it just about right and then pause it there

00:24:49.760 no more climate change right it's implicit in the idea of climate change

00:24:55.200 the ideal solution would be to pause it it's not going to pause

00:24:58.640 the earth's climate has always been and will always be in flux

00:25:05.360 so it's about if you're looking for like a a perma bogeyman a permanent crisis type thing

00:25:15.120 It's a brilliant one, isn't it? If you want that, if you're doing that, if you're cynical enough and mad enough to want to do that, let's find a truly, truly endless crisis.

00:25:25.560 The fact that the Earth's climate is in flux. How about that one? Yeah, it's a good one.

00:25:30.600 If that's what you're doing.

00:25:33.900 We want climate to remain exactly as it was in the first half of the 20th century or something.

00:25:45.120 We will have far more hotter temperatures and ice ages to come.

00:25:52.720 I mean, we're in an interglacial period of an ice age right now.

00:25:57.220 Aren't we?

00:25:58.680 We speak to actual geologists and things.

00:26:02.040 We're essentially in an ice age,

00:26:04.440 but an interglacial period within a longer, wider ice age.

00:26:09.700 So you can expect the trend.

00:26:11.600 Maybe it is getting a little bit hotter as a general...

00:26:15.120 General rule across the planet

00:26:16.520 But in a few thousand years

00:26:18.900 Yeah a few thousand years

00:26:20.340 A few thousand years

00:26:21.540 We'll have another period of glaciation

00:26:23.460 And realise we're in some sort of ice age

00:26:26.760 The idea that we need to worry about a runaway greenhouse effect

00:26:35.040 Where all the ice caps will melt and sea levels will rise

00:26:38.560 Largely destroy a civilisation

00:26:40.680 Which is largely based around coastlines and rivers

00:26:43.220 No, that's nonsense

00:26:46.760 The next massive change in the climate

00:26:51.440 That can actually threaten human civilization

00:26:54.520 Will most certainly be a period of glaciation

00:26:57.400 Alright

00:27:04.500 Two boys, 17 among the 7 dead in the A66 collision

00:27:11.940 Best not to get in a car 0.92

00:27:18.860 With someone that's a bit of a nutter 0.97

00:27:20.500 You know 0.59

00:27:24.240 As I say earlier

00:27:25.020 Have you ever been in a car like that

00:27:26.560 When something happens

00:27:27.400 And you're like

00:27:27.840 Oh no

00:27:28.480 I'm in a car

00:27:29.840 And the person behind the wheel

00:27:30.940 Is 0.99

00:27:32.220 An irrational nutter 0.98

00:27:35.440 Dude 0.96

00:27:36.020 Oh dear

00:27:37.100 Yeah I made a decision

00:27:38.560 Long ago

00:27:39.600 It happened to me once or twice

00:27:40.980 Nothing massive

00:27:41.880 Like running from cops

00:27:43.320 And driving the wrong way down

00:27:44.900 A dual carriage

00:27:45.400 Or anything like that

00:27:45.940 But still

00:27:46.280 It's like just get in

00:27:48.520 I'll give you a lift back

00:27:49.320 Nah

00:27:49.840 Thanks

00:27:50.820 Cheers

00:27:51.240 I'll find another way

00:27:52.600 Don't have to tell them

00:27:54.460 I just don't trust you

00:27:55.760 Don't have to say that to them

00:27:56.920 It's like that's alright

00:27:57.580 It's alright

00:27:57.880 Cheers

00:27:58.140 Cheers

00:27:58.640 Cheers for the offer of a lift

00:27:59.780 I'm alright though

00:28:00.340 But deep down in your heart

00:28:02.000 It's like I don't trust you

00:28:03.320 I've seen you drive

00:28:06.160 I know who you are

00:28:07.060 I know what you are

00:28:07.940 I'm not getting in the car with you

00:28:09.220 Cheers

00:28:09.660 Cheers

00:28:11.880 It's easier said and done though isn't it

00:28:14.300 If they're your mate or whatever

00:28:15.860 And it's 4am

00:28:18.500 And you've already done

00:28:19.900 You've already

00:28:21.780 Done nefarious or criminal things

00:28:25.000 You're locked in

00:28:26.000 No Stern and Burnham 0.77

00:28:30.700 King bumham of the north

00:28:32.080 Open to cutting uni fees

00:28:34.520 For EU students

00:28:35.720 As bargaining chip for better Brexit deal

00:28:38.080 What better Brexit deal

00:28:41.040 what are you talking about i can't read that because we're doing it ever so slightly different

00:28:46.980 today because it's thomas instead of little harry that is too small for me to read there just about

00:28:51.020 but anyway i read it earlier and it was saying the part of bum hams resetting things with the eu

00:28:58.360 just trying to get closer and closer to the eu trying to tee up a situation where we could

00:29:02.980 actually formally rejoin the eu says yeah well exactly as that uh headline says cutting fees

00:29:10.120 for EU students

00:29:11.440 to help out unis

00:29:14.020 the subversive

00:29:16.480 lefty unis

00:29:17.700 the university

00:29:20.500 establishment which has 1.00

00:29:21.620 done nothing but pump out a generation of 0.50

00:29:24.180 champagne socialists

00:29:25.280 Andy Bumham wants to help them out

00:29:28.320 more, of course he does, flood us with more

00:29:30.340 people even if they are from the EU

00:29:31.760 right

00:29:33.200 isn't all our infrastructure

00:29:35.660 breaking

00:29:37.900 Going through the process of actually breaking to bits

00:29:40.840 But they'll cram in more

00:29:42.440 They'll just cram in more 0.94

00:29:43.640 Mad, mad 0.83

00:29:46.400 Alright, the Financial Times 0.58

00:29:48.660 The FT

00:29:51.000 Marching on

00:29:52.760 Kiev rebuffs election calls

00:29:56.780 Yeah 0.96

00:29:57.060 Marchant

00:30:00.040 Marchant

00:30:02.220 Quand c'est n'y pour

00:30:04.980 Marchant

00:30:07.900 right that's france i know i know that's france not not ukraine i know um march on yeah so yeah

00:30:15.620 look this tiny little goblin man um just sitting at the top of government in ukraine refusing to 0.87

00:30:22.140 budge refusing to do anything other than continue this the machinery of slaughter of his own people 1.00

00:30:30.420 an unfair way to characterise it

00:30:35.360 it's just Mr Putin's aggression needs to be stopped

00:30:39.080 at every turn at all costs

00:30:40.500 for as long as it takes

00:30:42.180 no matter how much it costs

00:30:43.900 in money, material and human lives

00:30:46.700 he must be stopped

00:30:49.100 don't worry about all the aggression that happened before that invasion

00:30:55.420 don't worry about the years 0.99

00:30:56.980 of poking the Russian bear

00:30:58.860 Before Mr Putin pulled the trigger on this thing

00:31:01.460 Don't worry about that

00:31:02.300 We don't talk about any of that ever

00:31:03.320 Don't worry about all the subversion

00:31:06.320 On assassinations and killings and injustices

00:31:08.840 That happened to provoke Putin

00:31:11.320 To invade the Donbass

00:31:12.240 Don't talk about that

00:31:12.800 That didn't happen

00:31:15.080 History started in like 2022 or whatever

00:31:17.300 Alright

00:31:22.000 Don't talk about John McCain

00:31:28.860 The male

00:31:31.580 Male group 1.00

00:31:33.100 Pure subversive globalist slop 1.00

00:31:35.060 Wearing the skin suit of 1.00

00:31:36.940 Patriotism 1.00

00:31:38.500 Nativism

00:31:39.620 Sometimes

00:31:40.560 I know it's just a banner and not the headline

00:31:44.800 As Kate smiles through royal crisis 1.00

00:31:47.840 How two rival courts 0.97

00:31:49.620 Are already taking shape

00:31:51.880 Team Sussex versus Team Wales

00:31:54.280 Harry, his wife and his family

00:31:57.320 And Wills and his wife and his family

00:31:59.360 You've got to pick sides

00:32:01.340 Team Sussex and Team Wales

00:32:02.880 I don't care, you guys don't care

00:32:05.540 We did a poll, didn't we? You guys don't care

00:32:07.000 But

00:32:08.360 I'm Team Wales, of course

00:32:11.000 Simply because

00:32:12.380 Kate Middleton is so radiant

00:32:15.520 I'm kind of being sarcastic, kind of not

00:32:21.460 She's beautiful, isn't she?

00:32:25.040 She's so radiant

00:32:25.920 So the story

00:32:27.340 A little bit of the story is

00:32:28.280 They went to church the other day

00:32:29.920 Well it would have been yesterday

00:32:30.500 Wouldn't it

00:32:30.860 The king and the queen

00:32:31.920 And the whales

00:32:33.980 They all went to church

00:32:35.760 And through sort of long telephoto lenses

00:32:38.140 The paparazzi can capture them

00:32:40.340 While they're in their cars

00:32:41.340 You know you quite often get that

00:32:42.560 They're just driving out

00:32:43.520 And they go

00:32:44.340 And they get a picture of them in their car

00:32:46.340 And Kate was looking radiant

00:32:47.700 And smiling

00:32:49.200 Everyone smiles

00:32:49.920 They're all smiles

00:32:50.600 They're all happy

00:32:53.100 Happy clappy

00:32:55.920 it does go to show though doesn't it that um as if we didn't already know that the papers

00:33:01.300 but they've got they've got a particularly nice image of her right because when you take footage

00:33:07.320 of someone or if you've just got one of those cameras that take loads and loads of frames

00:33:11.300 and you just hold the hold the button down it's like you get like a dozen pictures in one second

00:33:18.200 or whatever it's really easy really easy if you want to to pick out a still image certainly if

00:33:24.040 got footage pick out a still image where someone's like mid-blink they haven't pulled a weird

00:33:28.840 gurning face but they're just moving their head slightly and they're blinking and you

00:33:32.680 capture them like going and you can print that picture if you want to right make him look bad 0.92

00:33:39.480 make him look ugly and silly but no they go with the picture where she looks very photogenic and 0.95

00:33:46.120 Really beautiful 0.99

00:33:46.840 Our Kate

00:33:49.440 So radiant

00:33:50.700 Okay

00:33:55.440 Children are quote

00:33:57.540 Not safe quote

00:33:58.320 On the internet

00:33:58.900 Yeah probably yeah

00:33:59.780 Stark warning

00:34:01.020 As head of Britain's FBI

00:34:02.320 Why'd they have to say it

00:34:03.760 It's not on FBI

00:34:04.500 What is it

00:34:04.900 It's the crime

00:34:05.780 The National Crime Agency

00:34:07.480 Kind of parallels

00:34:10.720 With the FBI

00:34:11.320 But not really

00:34:11.860 Okay

00:34:12.080 The British FBI

00:34:13.280 Tells Mail

00:34:14.360 There are now up to

00:34:15.360 900 reports of child abuse online every day yeah that is worrying it should just simply be shouldn't

00:34:21.520 it that getting a phone that you can go on the internet on or blackberry that you can go on the

00:34:28.480 internet on um or being allowed to just have free access to the computer the pc in the household

00:34:35.360 that's an adult thing that should just be thought of as really an adult thing

00:34:41.020 Or if you want your kid

00:34:44.680 You think your kid's old enough and ready for it

00:34:46.460 At 15, 16, 17

00:34:47.720 Okay

00:34:48.400 But small children

00:34:49.880 No

00:34:50.140 A small child

00:34:51.580 Just don't let them have a phone at all

00:34:53.700 Well one that you can go on the internet on anyway

00:34:56.120 Yeah

00:34:57.100 Because the internet is filled with

00:35:00.000 Perverse and bizarre and disgusting things

00:35:04.080 Yeah

00:35:04.960 Yeah

00:35:06.260 Don't let little kids go on the internet at all

00:35:11.920 Yeah

00:35:14.220 I mean

00:35:19.620 Shouldn't it be the parents' responsibility that

00:35:26.660 Okay

00:35:27.220 There's so much child abuse on the internet

00:35:29.400 That they'll have to censor everything for everyone

00:35:33.160 Going forward for all time

00:35:34.360 I suppose

00:35:35.340 It's obviously the angle isn't it

00:35:37.200 It's obviously the mission creep part of that isn't it

00:35:39.840 The government's going to need to censor the internet

00:35:42.620 Because of child safety

00:35:44.220 But also in the same breath

00:35:46.640 It'll be anything we don't like politically

00:35:48.500 Won't it

00:35:50.640 Won't it

00:35:51.340 Yeah

00:35:53.160 Alright

00:35:58.900 That tea's dead

00:36:01.480 Move on to my backup water

00:36:03.320 just watering that one not another cup of tea right the sun what have we got in the sun

00:36:12.540 sloppy joe i know how us kids like them nice and sloppy kate smiles on church trip the exact same

00:36:21.260 image the exact same image it's almost as though they're a cabal is it it's almost as though the

00:36:29.940 the senior editor who ever got the final say on the final front page of the male and the son

00:36:35.840 this is almost as if they're in cahoots isn't it you might be forgiven for coming to that conclusion

00:36:42.340 we're all grin it together very clever wordplay as well razor sharp wordplay there

00:36:50.860 do you get it do you get it do you understand like it's like we're all in it together but

00:36:58.520 They're saying we all grin it together

00:37:00.440 Because she's grinning

00:37:01.240 And the Queen and Sausage Fingers are grinning

00:37:04.300 We all grin it together

00:37:05.600 It's very very clever isn't it

00:37:06.940 Very very clever

00:37:07.620 The Express

00:37:11.780 Pure globalist slot

00:37:13.080 Again trying to pretend it's patriotic or nativist in any way

00:37:16.480 It's not

00:37:17.060 Look the exact same image

00:37:20.460 The exact same image

00:37:22.000 Delighted Kate is the princess of smiles

00:37:24.620 Is she? Okay

00:37:25.460 Thanks Express

00:37:26.580 Thanks Express

00:37:28.160 I wonder what editorial decision making

00:37:31.640 Like decision tree

00:37:32.980 Was used there to decide to use that particular image

00:37:35.720 Or was it a someone

00:37:37.580 Above you said

00:37:39.020 You're using this image today

00:37:40.400 We've decided

00:37:43.100 This is the image you're going with

00:37:44.680 There you go

00:37:45.920 Alright this guy

00:37:53.520 It's not Bob Mortimer

00:37:54.380 This guy

00:37:55.100 Just some random guy that's dying of motor neurons disease

00:37:57.620 Says let's talk about assisted dying

00:38:00.400 Express go with

00:38:02.880 Out of anything in the world

00:38:03.920 They could report on anything in the world

00:38:06.080 They've decided

00:38:07.300 After living with motor neurons disease

00:38:11.000 For 12 years

00:38:11.480 That's what MND is isn't it I believe

00:38:13.320 For 12 years

00:38:15.140 Phil Newby

00:38:17.220 Just some dude

00:38:18.560 He's not famous I don't think

00:38:19.940 He's just some dude

00:38:21.040 Phil Newby makes a plea to the Prime Minister 1.00

00:38:24.560 Let's talk about assisted dying Mr. Bumham 0.99

00:38:26.840 While I still can

00:38:28.280 We had to debate didn't we

00:38:30.920 It went through parliament and it lost

00:38:32.960 Didn't it

00:38:34.520 I've talked about it before a number of times haven't I

00:38:38.240 But

00:38:38.440 Got nuanced views about

00:38:42.540 Assisted dying myself

00:38:44.060 In some cases

00:38:46.220 Many cases

00:38:47.480 It is

00:38:48.860 It is sort of

00:38:51.880 I would even go as far as saying necessary

00:38:53.640 But the problem is

00:38:55.540 Isn't it

00:38:56.840 can you trust doctors and the government to not sort of pervert that process very quickly i mean

00:39:05.460 look at canada and a few other places it starts off in operation quick right it starts off

00:39:11.120 someone that really really should be allowed to end their own life early because they're facing

00:39:16.200 nothing but horror and pain and they've come to terms and they want to die there's that very very

00:39:22.440 quickly almost immediately almost immediately it's someone just says i'm a bit depressed and

00:39:27.880 the doctor says well we can kill you if you want we can just end it if you want the person's just

00:39:35.640 in a bad space in their mind they're young they're in their 20s or whatever the doctor says well we 0.99

00:39:39.800 could just end it if you want you are white after all and they're in a crazy head space and they're 0.70

00:39:48.440 like yeah okay that's it that's the end of that that's the end of that story all sorts of problems 0.61

00:39:54.920 with it aren't there all sorts of problems well we already had the debate for ages haven't we

00:39:59.160 for years it finally did go to parliament what last year or beginning of this year

00:40:04.440 and it was defeated in parliament ultimately wasn't it narrowly

00:40:08.280 now they're pushing it again just pushing it again

00:40:10.120 okay the mirror the mirror families water safety plea again they could go with anything

00:40:21.260 no more shattered loved one loved one sends emotional letter to prime minister after

00:40:26.660 summer of needless tragedy and it's the story of which is definitely tragic i'm not going to

00:40:32.200 be sarcastic about it anyway of where you jump in on a hot day you jump in extremely cold water

00:40:38.000 You either go into shock

00:40:39.800 Or you just involuntarily

00:40:41.340 You can't help but do a massive

00:40:42.700 Breathe in of water

00:40:43.940 Because it's so cold

00:40:45.720 With the shock of it

00:40:46.340 Your lungs are now just filled with water

00:40:48.400 And you know

00:40:53.580 If you're not immediately pulled from the water

00:40:56.180 And like your lungs pumped out

00:40:58.720 You're going to die 0.98

00:40:59.200 That kills people all the time 0.56

00:41:02.660 But this summer has been particularly bad

00:41:04.560 Hasn't it

00:41:04.940 Is it 50, 70 odd people

00:41:07.760 Or 50

00:41:09.120 In the 50s

00:41:10.460 And like 30 odd of them 0.81

00:41:11.800 Are like young people

00:41:12.540 Under 18 or whatever 1.00

00:41:13.460 Yeah bad

00:41:15.740 Really obviously

00:41:16.560 Really bad

00:41:17.060 What you can do

00:41:18.020 Just warn people about that

00:41:19.360 It's a really hot day

00:41:21.300 And you want to jump in a lake

00:41:22.700 Or river or a reservoir

00:41:23.860 Be warned

00:41:24.600 Even though it's baking hot

00:41:26.300 The water may still be freezing cold

00:41:28.580 Just going slowly

00:41:30.040 Rather than just jump in

00:41:31.240 Just make people aware of that

00:41:34.020 It's just a thing you teach a child

00:41:35.560 Teach them how to read or write

00:41:37.440 how to do rudimentary maths how to ride a bicycle how to not drop a toaster that's plugged in into

00:41:44.000 the bath when you're on when it's when you're in it to look both ways whilst crossing the road

00:41:49.980 just something you teach kids don't jump into a body of cold water if you're not ready for it

00:41:56.660 if you're not prepared what else can you do what else could you do yeah raise awareness on that

00:42:03.160 Yeah, good, okay, good

00:42:04.660 Is that front page news

00:42:06.540 Out of everything that's happening in the world

00:42:07.980 In this country

00:42:08.900 I wouldn't say so

00:42:12.740 The star, proper slot from the star

00:42:15.040 Man City fans are top of the league for bad behaviour

00:42:18.420 The Prem suspects

00:42:20.320 It's an absurd story that

00:42:24.120 The most arrests the police have had to make

00:42:26.340 For football violence and hooliganism

00:42:28.420 Are were Man City fans

00:42:30.180 The numbers are actually tiny really

00:42:36.860 Compared to like the bad old days

00:42:38.520 Of trouble on the terraces

00:42:39.580 In the 70s and 80s

00:42:41.440 Numbers are tiny really

00:42:43.940 Like 102 arrests

00:42:48.220 Out of tens of thousands

00:42:52.320 Over a season

00:42:53.760 Hundreds and hundreds of thousands of

00:42:55.420 Potential arrests

00:42:57.060 102

00:42:57.980 too. Still Man City top the charts for that. City. Noel Gallagher will be ashamed. Well

00:43:08.380 he doesn't care. Alright. And the increasingly infuriating and absurd front pages. That's

00:43:13.920 Fleet Street for today. Alright. Should check in with the price of crude. Down a bit. Down

00:43:21.240 a bit rent crude just shy of 93 a barrel ticking up those net but down a bit on like the last day

00:43:29.880 west texas 85 a barrel remarkable remarkable it's not 150 a barrel or more isn't it still

00:43:41.060 doesn't translate into uh what we pay at the pump all right should we have a look at our poll

00:43:48.780 Thomas will you look at our poll this time of the day

00:43:51.460 If you bring that up for me

00:43:52.700 I think you have to click on it

00:43:54.020 Or you do have to click on it for me

00:43:55.260 So I can see if you won't mind

00:43:56.800 I'm just waiting for Thomas to do that

00:44:02.160 Yeah

00:44:04.820 Technical problems

00:44:09.480 We're just waiting for him to do that

00:44:11.300 Well okay

00:44:14.400 From memory

00:44:15.920 We asked you guys

00:44:17.740 i actually don't remember what did what was it thomas can you just read it can you see it on

00:44:22.120 your screen read out what it was uh i can't find that we are having technical difficulties

00:44:27.200 oh i think it was about 90 no the chat can probably confirm that okay what what was it

00:44:33.080 though was it something about you oh yeah i think we asked you guys are you in favor of the oh that

00:44:39.240 was it do you agree with like the degree the degree to which britain helps ukraine just wording

00:44:45.340 to that effect and uh the no's have it was that right 87 do you say 87 that's what the chat's

00:44:55.000 saying yeah okay 87 of you say no you're not comfortable with the degree to which britain

00:45:01.660 helps ukraine yeah why would we be it's really not our war russia getting more and more belligerent

00:45:10.740 about it how is how just ultimately how is it in britain's interest put it like that

00:45:17.620 how really is it in our interest it's quite a tortured argument to make that is in our interest

00:45:27.220 it's not is it really all right 87

00:45:34.180 all right all right let's move on should we have a look at what other uh stories

00:45:37.460 uh of interest there are uh before we get on to on this danish it's already quarter two

00:45:42.340 okay um yeah bum hams in ukraine it's gonna stand shoulder to shoulder

00:45:48.580 what happened to like wearing suits what happened to that they think they're in a boy band now

00:45:56.420 they're wearing the garb of a 1990s boy band aren't they 0.99

00:46:02.180 put a shirt collar on an attire damn you 0.98

00:46:04.340 that's just me my old-fashioned all right 0.98

00:46:11.640 what else we got oh it's the main stories they're they're they are that they are the main stories

00:46:17.960 let's check it look they love each other it's a bromance they're gonna take on the kremlin and

00:46:24.080 win for as long as it takes don't worry about that a generation of ukrainian and russian men

00:46:30.400 Are being slaughtered

00:46:31.160 Don't worry about that

00:46:32.000 That's not important

00:46:34.000 There you go

00:46:37.280 Look he's just got off

00:46:37.820 The train from Poland 1.00

00:46:38.680 It's the Ukrainian 0.99

00:46:39.940 Foreign sec

00:46:41.000 I believe 1.00

00:46:41.440 Yeah brilliant

00:46:42.640 Well done

00:46:43.120 Well done

00:46:47.140 Something about Megan 1.00

00:46:49.060 Don't care 1.00

00:46:49.760 That crash

00:46:51.380 The joyriders

00:46:52.420 Okay don't care

00:46:53.660 Alright

00:46:54.400 Let's do it on this day

00:46:55.420 In history

00:46:55.780 I quite like that bit

00:46:56.980 You guys seem to like

00:46:57.640 Doing that bit

00:46:58.120 Down through

00:47:00.100 the centuries nay the millennia on this day in history august the 24th what happened of note

00:47:06.420 let's have a look see what we got vesuvius ah lovely 79 a.d the year 79 a.d what's that the

00:47:17.460 reign of nero is it between in in the reign of nero believed until 2018 to be the date of the

00:47:25.940 the massive eruption of Mount Vesuvius

00:47:27.620 which buried the cities of Pompeii, Herculaneum,

00:47:30.520 Oplontus and Stabae,

00:47:34.380 killing untold thousands.

00:47:35.860 Latest evidence suggests the eruption occurred

00:47:38.360 on the 17th of October.

00:47:41.740 I've got a painting there, a famous painting.

00:47:45.280 A 17-year-old witness to the eruption of Vesuvius

00:47:47.720 which was Pliny the Younger.

00:47:51.520 If you know your ancient history,

00:47:53.420 remember that is my thing.

00:47:55.940 you know talking about politics and current affairs is really just a side gig

00:48:00.260 i've got a master's in political philosophy but originally first and foremost my main wheelhouse

00:48:05.460 is not just history but ancient history um plenty there's plenty the elder and plenty the younger

00:48:13.380 plenty the younger was actually i think i believe a week or two ago i mentioned this talked about

00:48:18.100 this somehow in passing i said plenty the elder that's wrong it's plenty the younger he was

00:48:22.740 actually in the bay of naples at the time and saw it with his own two eyeballs for real and then

00:48:27.780 wrote an account of it um i thought it was pretty clear from plenty the younger's account what the

00:48:34.180 date was but okay mount vesuvius blew up when you look at mount vesuvius now it's like it's quite

00:48:45.060 clearly a volcano i mean from a distance on the horizon you can see like the the mountain come

00:48:50.500 up and then a big dip like the the crater of the volcano but before that before 79 ad apparently

00:48:57.220 it was just one hill the the whole and when it blew up the whole top of the mountain blew off

00:49:04.180 blew up blew off he said blue blue um can't laugh really terrible tragedy i've been to pompeii a

00:49:16.100 a couple of times and herculaneum in my opinion herculaneum's cooler it's better it's much much

00:49:22.280 smaller site herculano right on the foothills of vesuvius pompeii is amazing though they're both

00:49:29.860 amazing actually thing is pompeii is quite often packed going summer whereas herculaneum is quite

00:49:36.200 often deserted or very few people there and if you're one of those people that likes to walk

00:49:41.160 around a historic site and sort of trying to use a bit of imagination historical imagination try

00:49:47.160 and picture what things might have been like what it's really like a little bit of quiet you don't 0.85

00:49:50.760 want shrieking children and hear germans chattering away you can hear a loud aussie 0.99

00:49:56.840 sort of ruins it a bit a little bit you want to be on your own and some quiet 1.00

00:50:01.320 Herculaneum is better for that

00:50:04.500 My experience both times

00:50:08.640 Of going to the Sistine Chapel

00:50:11.480 Inside the Vatican in Rome

00:50:13.280 Completely ruined

00:50:15.040 Completely ruined

00:50:16.420 They sort of 0.55

00:50:19.020 Frog march you through 1.00

00:50:20.060 You walk through there 1.00

00:50:21.960 You can't just spend as much time as you want in there

00:50:24.780 It's one in one out almost

00:50:26.160 To ferry as many people through the Sistine Chapel

00:50:29.180 As they possibly can

00:50:30.020 you know like in a queue shuffling along almost shoulder to shoulder with loads of 0.95

00:50:34.920 foreign tourists they're all chattering like japanese americans whatever

00:50:38.360 and it's just and it smells it'd be hot probably in italy in summer

00:50:44.780 it smells of bo it's all loud people chattering away you have to quickly look

00:50:49.600 up at the ceiling it's too far away you can't see any of the detail of it

00:50:52.220 look at the last judgment on the far wall it's too far away you can't really see

00:50:55.800 the detail and then you're out and then you then you're escorted out again

00:50:58.140 That's the Sistine Chapel

00:51:01.320 It's not ideal

00:51:03.340 There's a bit in goodwill hunting isn't there

00:51:06.880 Where he says

00:51:08.040 You're just a kid

00:51:09.100 You don't know what it's like

00:51:10.420 To go into the Sistine Chapel

00:51:11.800 And see there

00:51:12.820 Look up at that wonderful thing

00:51:14.100 See that

00:51:14.780 You don't know what it's like 1.00

00:51:16.080 It's crap 1.00

00:51:17.440 It's a crap experience 1.00

00:51:19.900 You don't get to just stand there 0.99

00:51:22.060 More or less on your own

00:51:23.500 In silence

00:51:24.060 And wonder at it for a while

00:51:25.540 You don't get to do that

00:51:26.320 not these days anyway anyway oh i've got off this topic a bit there pompeo and hake canadian

00:51:33.260 if you're interested and stay by if you're interested at all in that sort of thing it

00:51:37.000 is wonderful it really is amazing pompeo i say that about pompeo it's such a massive site

00:51:41.840 that usually you can find a corner of it where there aren't too many people

00:51:45.360 have a sit down have a bit of a quiet moment usually

00:51:48.280 um it is like a an ancient roman city frozen in time it really the closest thing you will

00:51:56.600 ever get to walking around an ancient roman city is pompeian herculaneum i mean you are it is

00:52:02.640 literally that a moment frozen in time the first century ad incredible incredible all right what

00:52:13.480 Else have we got here, on this day in 410

00:52:15.340 Again AD, Rome is overrun 1.00

00:52:17.540 By Visigoths under Alaric I 0.85

00:52:19.280 For the first time in nearly 800 years since what

00:52:21.400 Brennus, seen as the

00:52:23.520 Fall of the Western Roman Empire

00:52:25.180 Different historians date the fall of the Western

00:52:27.360 Roman Empire at different points

00:52:29.140 Some say it's not till the 470s

00:52:32.060 But

00:52:32.320 If you go to Thomas, yeah, there you go

00:52:37.360 On my own history themed show

00:52:40.120 Bode's Epochs

00:52:43.480 that's behind the paywall on lotus eaters.com maybe consider signing up for this five pound

00:52:47.800 a month bronze team membership where there's hundreds of hours quite literally without

00:52:50.440 exaggeration hundreds of hours of long-form history themed content with yours truly do

00:52:54.600 you think i talk all about the visigothic invasion of rome in the early fifth century

00:53:00.280 and the life and career and adventures of alaric do you think that's on there 0.99

00:53:07.320 you can bet your sweet ass it's on there five pound a month and it's yours 0.98

00:53:13.480 Could talk about it 1.00

00:53:16.320 Have talked about it for hours

00:53:18.200 Could talk about it for hours and hours

00:53:19.260 I suppose

00:53:20.440 I've only got a few minutes

00:53:22.380 Or a minute or two

00:53:23.280 One of the biggest things

00:53:24.660 That historians scholars argue about

00:53:26.100 Is to what degree

00:53:27.800 Alaric's Goths 1.00

00:53:29.380 Sacked Rome 1.00

00:53:30.900 They like properly destroy it 0.99

00:53:33.760 Burn down massive 0.90

00:53:36.060 And destroy massive massive chunks of it 1.00

00:53:38.000 Butcher nearly all the men 1.00

00:53:40.200 And enslave nearly all the women 0.68

00:53:42.440 Sort of Thebes Alexander style

00:53:45.100 Or was it a really light touch

00:53:47.520 Sacking

00:53:48.720 They didn't kill or enslave all that many people

00:53:53.280 And didn't destroy many buildings at all

00:53:54.980 And only took a chunk of money of tribute

00:53:58.440 And didn't like loot the entire city of everything of value

00:54:00.960 That's one of the things the historians argue about on that

00:54:05.440 But there's so much to be said

00:54:06.440 I point you merely to my epochs

00:54:10.260 Or any number of books and or documentaries about that

00:54:13.020 Turning point in history, isn't it, of course

00:54:16.100 Certainly Western European history

00:54:20.320 Alright, on this day in 1516

00:54:22.320 The Battle of Majdabik

00:54:24.520 I don't know much about this or anything really

00:54:26.040 Ottoman forces decisively defeat the Mamalook Sultanate near Aleppo

00:54:30.100 Ending Egyptian control in the Middle East

00:54:32.280 I don't know much about that

00:54:33.820 I've got to say 1.00

00:54:34.920 So, the Ottomans on the rise and the Mamalooks 1.00

00:54:40.200 On the wane 1.00

00:54:41.320 In Aleppo 0.91

00:54:44.600 What is modern day

00:54:45.660 Syria isn't it Aleppo

00:54:47.020 Give you some perspective 0.95

00:54:48.180 The Ottoman Turk 0.80

00:54:51.420 Expanding 1.00

00:54:52.500 Of course the Ottoman went on to take 1.00

00:54:55.400 All of the Near East 1.00

00:54:57.420 All of Arabia 0.99

00:54:58.400 All of 1.00

00:54:59.580 All of 0.97

00:55:02.240 North Africa 1.00

00:55:03.940 Loads of it 0.95

00:55:04.620 Okay

00:55:06.700 There's only a couple of generations

00:55:08.760 Three generations 1.00

00:55:09.520 Four generations after the Ottoman Turks 0.95

00:55:12.100 Take Constantinople, isn't it? 1.00

00:55:16.120 So they're still in the ascendancy at that point

00:55:18.640 Okay, on this day in 1572

00:55:22.960 The St Bartholomew's Day

00:55:25.040 The St Bartholomew's Day Massacre

00:55:29.520 Of Protestants by Roman Catholics

00:55:31.660 Begins in Paris with the murder 0.70

00:55:33.400 By defenestration of Admiral

00:55:35.500 Gaspar de Coligny

00:55:37.420 And later spreads to the French provinces

00:55:41.040 On Epochs

00:55:46.120 I've got long film content

00:55:48.000 All about the Medici family

00:55:49.740 There's more than one episode

00:55:51.140 I talk all about the Medici family

00:55:53.780 From the very beginnings

00:55:54.720 They were just one of the banking families in Florence

00:55:56.960 All the way through to

00:55:58.400 Having more than one of their number as Pope

00:56:01.040 Become Grand Dukes of Tuscany

00:56:03.660 And on and on and on

00:56:04.920 one of them in the late 16th century mid 16th century catherine de medici becomes the queen of

00:56:12.300 france the king of france marries her he dies and then she's got a bunch of sons more than one of her

00:56:18.080 sons becomes king of france and when the younger ones become king of france she's sort of the

00:56:26.000 eminence gris she's sort of the great she's the she's the power behind the throne catherine de

00:56:30.940 Medici, she's an Italian woman, basically, as Queen of France, is the power in France 0.98

00:56:37.760 for like a generation or so. She's often blamed for the St. Bartholomew's Day massacre. That 1.00

00:56:47.480 is Catholics killing Protestants. Others say, oh no, if you look at it closely, she's not 0.96

00:56:53.060 to blame. Well, this is the French wars of religion at this point. Catholics and Protestants

00:56:58.320 Butchering each other all over the place 1.00

00:57:00.760 Over more than a generation

00:57:03.060 It's just one of the more famous

00:57:05.440 They say

00:57:06.100 That she orchestrated it

00:57:08.160 But when you look at it in detail

00:57:09.940 Probably not

00:57:10.980 That's the point of historical contention on that one

00:57:15.400 I mean

00:57:17.340 She did as much as she could

00:57:18.860 It seems, it's fair to say

00:57:20.260 She did as much as she could

00:57:22.240 She was Catholic wasn't she 0.79

00:57:23.160 She did as much as she could to try and 0.87

00:57:25.080 To try and dial down the wars

00:57:27.900 of religion in france so it seems sort of unlikely or out of character that this particular 0.53

00:57:33.260 instant she was like twiddling her evil moustaches how can we butcher as many protestants as possible

00:57:41.580 today yeah but others will say no you definitely did though all right anyway moving on all right

00:57:51.260 on this day in 1662 the act of uniformity requires english government and church officials to accept

00:57:56.140 the book of common prayer 1662 so that's after the civil war it's a solemn league of the covenant

00:58:02.780 we'll do away with all of that and i mean it's a long story that one about 410 and the fall of

00:58:10.060 rome and alaric that's a long story can't get into it here this one's just a similar thing

00:58:16.060 i will say that on on epochs um i go through various times i do content all about the monarchs

00:58:25.020 of england don't i i've got all i've gone from roman britain all the way through do long film

00:58:29.820 content about each one of the kings or queens and um at the moment i've got up to unfinished henry

00:58:35.720 the eighth so the next one will be his son edward the sixth right at the moment i'm doing a

00:58:41.320 constantine constantine the great series after that i'm going to do pizarro francisco pizarro

00:58:47.760 and then after that i will most certainly return to the monarchs stuff with edward the sixth it's

00:58:53.020 not long before i get to the civil war i've got little eddie eddie the sixth then his big sister

00:59:00.280 bloody mary then his other big sister good queen bess then we're looking at james the scotsman the

00:59:08.840 smelly scotsman james and then his son charles the first and then we get into the then we get

00:59:16.600 to the the civil war stuff and i'm going to do that in tons and tons of detail i've been thinking

00:59:21.840 About it and planning it in my mind in various ways

00:59:23.800 For years

00:59:24.440 When I get up to that I'm going to sort of stop

00:59:27.600 And I'll do a really long series

00:59:29.240 Like maybe a six month long series

00:59:31.600 Maybe a year, who knows

00:59:32.840 I'm going to do tons of detail, tons and tons of detail

00:59:35.320 Because I love that

00:59:37.760 Period, love it

00:59:39.180 Actually at the weekend

00:59:41.740 I bought

00:59:43.200 A lovely copy of

00:59:45.840 The History of the Rebellion

00:59:48.340 By Thomas Hyde

00:59:49.540 The Earl of Clarendon

00:59:50.440 i already own it in just like penguin paperback i was in a secondhand bookstore

00:59:55.080 and i found when i saw it no like an antiques

01:00:00.920 and i saw on the shelf a history of the rebellion by clarendon and it was like this this beautiful

01:00:09.140 like early 19th century hand cut copy of it as i've already got a copy of it in like penguin

01:00:18.280 paperback like 11.99 or whatever but i saw this thing and the only thing i like the only thing i

01:00:24.180 really cover the only thing i've ever collected is books i almost hauled books i'm one of those

01:00:31.240 people i've got far too many books i've got many many many bookcases far too many really but i saw

01:00:37.600 this thing i was like i did i did an audible intake of breath i don't know if anyone out

01:00:42.520 there is like a book nerd like that i saw this and i was like oh i literally did that audibly

01:00:49.360 i was like oh no i just hope it's not insanely expensive it was expensive but it's like if this

01:00:56.260 is if this is like doable money-wise this is doable i want that i want to own that i really

01:01:02.400 want that and it wasn't cheap it wasn't silly silly money you know sometimes you're going to

01:01:10.000 an antiquarian book place you see something you want and they've written in pencil on the inside

01:01:15.680 how much it is you ask the guy or woman how much is it and they go like 600 quid and you're like

01:01:20.700 oh i've got to put it down put that back that's a dream i'm never going to own i'm not paying that

01:01:25.200 if it's like if it's sort of doable just about anyway it was and now i'm the proud owner of this

01:01:36.080 it might be in this this this this beautiful book i love it and anyway when i get up to this point

01:01:45.320 in my epoch series i'm going to be reading from that showing off a bit about it this wonderful

01:01:52.060 thing i've got i'm going to be reading from it the original thing it smells all musty and old

01:01:56.700 it's great again hand cut pages like lovely inlays things like that that's a thing from

01:02:03.200 the common prayer it's not from thomas hyatt's history but stuff like that in it um all right

01:02:10.240 i'll stop going i'll stop bragging about it okay on this day in 1814 british forces capture

01:02:19.600 washington dc during the war of 1812 and destroy many landmarks including the white house on

01:02:26.640 bode's epochs it's also also if you don't go behind the paywall on my

01:02:31.860 thomas could go to the other camera yeah on my own channel history bro this isn't real by the

01:02:38.520 way this is fake i haven't really got 100 000 subs on history web on there there's the whole

01:02:42.600 long form i had a conversation with benjamin boyce good old boycey of conversations fame

01:02:50.720 all about the war of 1812 1814 sorry the war of 1812 but most of the events of the war of 1812

01:02:58.380 happened in the year 1814 the war started in 1812 and they call it the war of 1812 but

01:03:03.780 all the real stuff that of note really most of it happened in the year 1814 including a raid

01:03:11.480 on washington dc it was really just a raid we didn't like invest dc and try and hold it and it

01:03:18.880 only eventually wrestled back off of us by a relieving u.s army no we just realized that dc

01:03:27.840 was essentially undefended not entirely but almost undefended it was like oh we've got a small army

01:03:34.400 here what if we just dip inland and burn dc down we can do that and they did

01:03:41.440 It's one of those things

01:03:49.180 Well no 0.96

01:03:51.300 Who won the war of 1812

01:03:53.740 We talk all about it in that conversation with Benjamin Boyce

01:03:56.560 But no one

01:03:57.880 Both sides sort of

01:03:59.460 The Americans tried to invade Canada

01:04:01.320 Failed

01:04:02.660 We tried to invade the United States and failed 0.96

01:04:05.940 Both sides

01:04:09.440 It's a bit embarrassing for both sides

01:04:11.200 when you look at the real detail of the war of 1812 both sides it's sort of a bit embarrassing

01:04:15.980 it's one of those things like maybe when you were younger you had like an actual fist fight with

01:04:20.420 your own brother or one of your loved cousins now you're older it's like you wish that had

01:04:25.080 never really happened and it's like you can sort of look back on it with a bit of embarrassment

01:04:28.800 even have a laugh about it at christmas remember that time 30 years ago when we actually had a

01:04:33.320 fist fight it's like something like that that's how i feel about it anyway

01:04:41.200 On this day in 1968

01:04:43.960 France becomes the world's fifth

01:04:46.020 Thermonuclear power with a detonation 0.52

01:04:48.360 At Muramuraya Atoll

01:04:50.540 I might probably pronounce that incorrectly

01:04:51.880 In the South Pacific

01:04:53.160 Yeah the French actually got the full 0.85

01:04:56.120 Thermonuclear deal

01:04:57.520 Completely independently

01:04:59.540 They were one of the last to stop doing tests weren't they

01:05:02.400 I mean even when I was a kid

01:05:03.760 Even when I was young like in the 1990s 1.00

01:05:05.620 The French were still testing nukes 1.00

01:05:08.420 And the rest of the world 0.98

01:05:10.180 Was like come on

01:05:11.200 We all stopped doing that quite a while ago now

01:05:13.400 You don't need

01:05:13.840 What tests you really need to do

01:05:15.620 We've got all the data

01:05:16.680 Do you want data?

01:05:17.540 We can give you the data

01:05:18.400 Stop testing massive nukes

01:05:21.240 Please France

01:05:22.000 Anyway 0.99

01:05:23.400 This is the beginning of that

01:05:24.620 1968

01:05:25.720 Alright

01:05:27.600 That's it

01:05:28.820 Shall we have a look at our Rumble Rants and Super Chats

01:05:30.900 Let me do this with my mic boom

01:05:32.160 So I can see left hand side of my screen

01:05:33.300 Do you think Global Church History is going to be in at number one

01:05:35.480 On the Rumble Rants?

01:05:36.440 Is it going to be a good day?

01:05:38.100 He was pipped the other day

01:05:38.880 Was it Friday even?

01:05:39.880 He was pipped

01:05:40.380 Someone else got in first

01:05:42.420 And just put first

01:05:43.840 Let's have a look

01:05:46.180 Let's have a look

01:05:46.720 Alright

01:05:46.960 Rumble Rants

01:05:48.720 Yes Global Church History

01:05:49.800 Is in at number one

01:05:50.780 That's his real name by the way

01:05:52.680 That's what he's christened

01:05:53.620 That's what's on the register

01:05:55.300 His Christian name is Global

01:05:57.660 His parents decided to call him Global

01:05:59.900 His middle name's Church

01:06:02.700 And the family's surname

01:06:03.640 Is History

01:06:04.560 That's his real name

01:06:05.580 Global Church History

01:06:06.320 Mr History says

01:06:07.720 It's not of course, I'm joking

01:06:10.560 He says

01:06:12.200 Today in 1456

01:06:14.240 Gutenberg printed his Bible

01:06:16.900 Oh right, the Gutenberg printing press

01:06:18.220 Classic thing

01:06:19.080 I've talked all about that on Epochs and various times

01:06:21.220 There's not one whole long form bit of content just on it

01:06:23.400 But at various points

01:06:24.540 We talk about Luther or the age of the Reformation

01:06:26.540 Or various things

01:06:27.380 It was before really Luther's Reformation

01:06:30.380 But

01:06:30.600 How significant that was

01:06:35.340 The printing press

01:06:38.020 That really changed the world

01:06:41.800 Certainly Europe

01:06:43.300 The dissemination of information

01:06:47.980 Whether misinformation, disinformation

01:06:50.580 Heretical information

01:06:51.980 Subversive information

01:06:54.600 Extremely important, valuable information

01:06:58.400 Suddenly, kind of suddenly

01:07:00.420 Within reason

01:07:02.460 Anyone could print anything they want

01:07:05.340 You don't need the state, whatever that means

01:07:08.780 You don't need the church necessarily

01:07:11.400 To sign off on it

01:07:12.960 And start printing things

01:07:15.380 Handing them out to people

01:07:16.600 Disseminate it through society 0.92

01:07:18.980 Can you imagine a world before that was the case?

01:07:23.300 How strict the movement of information was

01:07:26.900 Could be

01:07:27.680 And suddenly this explosion of it

01:07:30.420 Changed the world

01:07:32.000 The Gutenberg printing press

01:07:33.240 Okay

01:07:33.800 And Global Church History's second factor of the day

01:07:37.380 You say it's also the feast of the British

01:07:39.640 Martyrs under the Vikings 0.91

01:07:41.220 Right okay yeah 0.67

01:07:43.360 I mean that's a very

01:07:45.700 Broad thing isn't it 1.00

01:07:46.640 All the people, Christians 1.00

01:07:48.560 That were killed by 1.00

01:07:49.780 Scandinavian 1.00

01:07:52.000 Raiders that had gone a Viking

01:07:55.180 Across the North Sea

01:07:56.520 To the British Isles 0.98

01:07:58.780 And raped and pillaged 1.00

01:08:00.640 A feast day to remember those 0.61

01:08:03.060 who lost their lives okay next up for tim barber says morning mate all right yeah i'm all right

01:08:11.300 thanks how are you hope you're all good really you said i watched an interview last night with

01:08:17.220 admiral retired admiral tim gallaudet of the u.s navy oceanography he is part of a team

01:08:27.500 Who think they've found Atlantis

01:08:29.840 As described by Plato

01:08:31.400 Huh

01:08:32.300 Okay

01:08:33.380 I'll check that out

01:08:35.180 I wonder

01:08:37.720 Again

01:08:39.820 I could just start talking for an hour easily now

01:08:42.480 About Atlantis and Plato

01:08:44.660 Where people think it is

01:08:46.800 I wonder where he thinks it is

01:08:49.100 Whether it's Santorini

01:08:50.420 In the Eastern Med

01:08:52.740 Whether it's much more near

01:08:54.440 Gibraltar

01:08:56.000 Whether it's out in the Atlantic

01:08:58.640 That's what Plato said didn't he

01:09:01.080 It's in the Atlantic

01:09:02.720 Like it's out near

01:09:04.960 What like

01:09:05.900 Of Cape Verde or whatever I don't know anyway

01:09:08.140 There's a number of different places where people suggested it might be

01:09:11.400 Or what it might be

01:09:12.360 What Plato's actually talking about there

01:09:14.020 Some say it's just nonsense Plato's just making stuff up

01:09:17.020 Or Plato'd heard a story

01:09:18.720 Faithfully recorded it

01:09:20.660 But it was all based on nonsense

01:09:22.160 Or not

01:09:23.080 Or people say no

01:09:24.100 Plato didn't just deal in nonsense very often

01:09:26.380 If he was told that

01:09:28.000 There will be a kernel of truth to it

01:09:29.800 One way or another

01:09:30.360 But okay

01:09:31.600 I'll be interested to see where

01:09:33.080 Retired Admiral Tim Gallaudet

01:09:36.400 Says Atlantis is

01:09:39.080 I'll check that out

01:09:40.380 That is of interest to me

01:09:41.900 Thanks for bringing it to my attention

01:09:44.080 Okay

01:09:44.680 Pigdog5150 says

01:09:46.940 Just stop oil!

01:09:49.900 EVs are the future

01:09:51.140 And then you say

01:09:52.640 And that's in inverted commas

01:09:53.720 People saying that

01:09:54.640 Yelling that

01:09:55.240 Then you've put

01:09:56.500 Maize harvesting day today

01:09:59.840 He's a farmer isn't he

01:10:01.780 Pigdog says he used to work in finance

01:10:03.720 In banking in some way

01:10:04.640 But now he's a farmer

01:10:05.380 Don't blame him

01:10:06.900 Don't blame him

01:10:07.560 Says maize corn

01:10:09.340 Corn harvesting today

01:10:11.440 You put

01:10:12.100 Seven tractors lugging

01:10:14.080 Eight to ten ton loads

01:10:15.600 Of chopped up maize

01:10:17.940 Doing a ten to fifteen mile loop

01:10:20.200 No chance without diesel

01:10:21.780 Oil keeps us alive

01:10:23.180 Okay, fair enough

01:10:25.840 I didn't realise your operation

01:10:28.120 Your farming operation was that big

01:10:29.840 Seven tractors

01:10:31.560 Like in tonnes and tonnes and tonnes of corn around

01:10:34.180 Wow

01:10:34.440 Wow, a proper farmer

01:10:37.720 Proper, real deal

01:10:38.820 I was picturing like a farmstead

01:10:42.760 A homestead sort of thing

01:10:43.760 With a couple of fields

01:10:45.000 Maybe like half a dozen fields at most

01:10:47.660 Sounds like you've got loads and loads of land

01:10:49.660 Seven tractors

01:10:51.740 Bloody hell

01:10:52.160 Well good luck to you sir 0.65

01:10:54.340 Genuinely

01:10:54.960 Good luck to you

01:10:56.400 I hope it all works out

01:10:57.980 I hope this sort of

01:10:58.680 The scales of economy

01:10:59.580 Work out for you

01:11:00.420 Yeah best of luck

01:11:03.480 Okay big day I guess then

01:11:05.080 Harvesting day

01:11:05.860 Right

01:11:06.180 Seems early in the year

01:11:09.900 For me

01:11:10.300 But I don't know anything about it

01:11:11.580 I guess corn is one of the earlier ones

01:11:13.540 Traditionally harvesting

01:11:15.420 Is much more sort of

01:11:16.300 In later summer

01:11:17.360 I suppose it is about now actually

01:11:18.440 I suppose it is late August

01:11:19.500 isn't it I suppose so yeah no fair enough plus I don't know what I'm talking about as well

01:11:23.620 guess if you know what you're doing late August is the the corn harvesting time

01:11:29.520 fair enough once again best of luck to you sir Fortean Barber says also I got you a seat reserved

01:11:38.240 for the independence rally in Cornwall no need to thank me hopefully you'll be considered for

01:11:43.540 secretary of state ha ha ha only joking of course yeah because me and state on me and Nate on state

01:11:48.900 of politics last night did our sunday sunday t-sub sunday night time live stream time

01:11:54.440 we did our dna things we we did around we did a lads hour or locally just didn't we doing

01:12:01.140 going through our dna results nate wanted in on that and we me and nate went through our dna

01:12:06.220 results it's interesting i find all that stuff very very interesting and uh of my englishness

01:12:11.300 I'm 89%, well, according to living DNA

01:12:17.140 Of that, the biggest chunk is Cornwall, for me

01:12:21.340 So I'm a Cornishman, first and foremost

01:12:23.060 If I'm one thing

01:12:24.260 If you had to say you're one thing

01:12:26.420 First and foremost, for me, it's Cornish

01:12:28.240 Who knew?

01:12:31.780 I was born and raised in the South East

01:12:33.100 But yeah, so 0.97

01:12:36.000 They're independents, they want independents 0.99

01:12:38.900 I would rather England stay 0.87

01:12:40.680 As one nation, indivisible

01:12:42.720 The Cornish 1.00

01:12:45.100 Separatist people won't like me saying that 0.77

01:12:46.740 I'm supposed to be their boy

01:12:48.220 But nonetheless

01:12:51.040 If they do get independence

01:12:53.240 And they want me as a Secretary of State

01:12:55.200 I'll do it, fine

01:12:56.720 Alright, you've won independence

01:12:58.540 Cornwall's won sovereignty for itself

01:13:00.980 And

01:13:02.640 They need like a badass 1.00

01:13:05.020 Home Secretary dude 1.00

01:13:06.120 I'll do it

01:13:08.900 I'll do it

01:13:10.580 Would it mean if Westminster catch me though

01:13:13.900 I get the traitor's gate

01:13:15.080 And my head separated from my body

01:13:17.120 On Tower Hill

01:13:18.340 If we get caught though

01:13:19.880 No I want England to stay together

01:13:26.040 I'm not a fan of

01:13:28.400 Of evolution at all so

01:13:30.300 I hope the Cornishmen 0.69

01:13:34.480 Aren't too angry with me

01:13:36.440 For saying such a thing

01:13:37.420 all right there it is that's how i feel dragon lady chris says um raises hands

01:13:47.520 in asterisk so she's raising her hands book nerd as well as history nerd i am i totally get it bo

01:13:54.720 i'm kind of jealous of that fine smiley face oh cool cool yeah the only things i own that i'm

01:14:01.840 sort of proud of are a few few books i've got like a dozen maybe a couple of dozen at most

01:14:09.060 of like really relatively expensive uh but exquisite examples of some antique books

01:14:17.060 they're the only things i think i really own that i would be gutted if like my flat burnt down and

01:14:22.320 everything i owned was lost most of it don't care really i'll just buy new ones of whatever it was

01:14:27.480 But some of those books

01:14:29.500 I'd be gutted

01:14:30.160 I'd be genuinely

01:14:30.800 Genuinely upset

01:14:32.320 Yeah when I saw it on the shelf 1.00

01:14:34.980 Dragon Lady Chris

01:14:35.780 When I saw it on the shelf

01:14:36.360 I was looking through

01:14:36.860 Yeah yeah

01:14:37.420 That's too

01:14:38.220 That's it

01:14:38.680 I'm not interested in that

01:14:39.420 That's some obscure thing

01:14:40.220 I'm not interested in

01:14:40.840 Don't care

01:14:41.320 A history of the rebellion

01:14:44.180 Is it Edward Hyde

01:14:44.920 Taking it off the book

01:14:45.680 Taking it off the shelf slowly

01:14:46.880 Is it the

01:14:47.660 Yeah it is

01:14:48.280 It is

01:14:48.920 Oh wow

01:14:49.460 And you're holding it

01:14:50.140 Like

01:14:50.440 Like cradling the head

01:14:52.020 Like it's a baby

01:14:52.680 A delicate

01:14:53.040 Oh

01:14:53.520 Alright

01:14:57.120 at please don't be 800 quid please don't be 800 quid all right that's the last rumble rant let's

01:15:07.960 have a look at the youtube super chats here we go well there's quite a few 20 or so let's get

01:15:13.740 through so the first one is ned the janitor for 20 dollars appreciate that 20 bucks thank you sir

01:15:21.700 Ned the Janitor says

01:15:23.340 As an American 1.00

01:15:24.300 Bo informs me 0.83

01:15:25.680 That my guilt

01:15:26.440 Of not being western enough

01:15:27.960 Is really my lack

01:15:29.240 Of submission to the crown

01:15:30.740 As long as it is

01:15:31.880 Actively engaged

01:15:32.840 In the current crusade

01:15:34.140 Okay

01:15:36.160 Not being western enough

01:15:38.960 Okay

01:15:41.460 There's obviously

01:15:42.880 Mucking about 0.59

01:15:43.500 Yeah

01:15:47.500 I mean what can I say

01:15:48.300 That's quite funny

01:15:49.300 the current crusade well thanks ned the janitor i appreciate that i'm gonna have to it's already

01:15:58.780 quarter past i need to whip through a little bit i can't stay here to sort of 10 to 10 to 10 this

01:16:03.080 morning or anything i'm afraid um so i say that all the time don't nearly every morning i whip

01:16:08.260 through these then i can't help myself doing some little comment or other okay so gw7157 the next

01:16:15.820 two are you so i'll read them in one go you put uh oh you've given five dollars and then you've said

01:16:22.300 here is five dollars better spent thank you appreciate it and then next one is also you

01:16:28.140 for another five dollars and then you put five dollars for you not to sing again please lamal oh

01:16:39.900 a knife in the heart there

01:16:41.260 No I'm joking

01:16:44.460 I was doing it a bit too much probably

01:16:45.360 I can't help myself

01:16:46.780 If you know me in real life

01:16:48.560 Because this isn't a character right

01:16:50.760 I'm not doing a character here

01:16:53.380 This is just me

01:16:54.060 And so in real life I do that

01:16:57.460 Someone says something

01:16:58.780 And they don't even realise they've done it

01:17:00.080 And it's a line of a song

01:17:01.000 I almost can't help myself

01:17:02.160 But just quickly sing that one line of a song

01:17:05.100 So

01:17:07.340 I sort of can't help myself

01:17:09.800 I hope you're

01:17:11.060 You're basically joking as well aren't you

01:17:12.740 You've put a LMAO after

01:17:13.740 So

01:17:16.140 I'm going to still do it from time to time

01:17:17.860 I sort of can't help myself

01:17:19.280 This is one of the things

01:17:21.200 Like if someone says

01:17:25.020 Hey Jude or something

01:17:25.920 I can't help myself

01:17:26.940 Hey Jude

01:17:27.780 So

01:17:28.260 There you go

01:17:29.780 You've got to take it or leave it I'm afraid

01:17:31.420 Don't try and change me baby

01:17:33.020 Okay

01:17:35.880 Callum29D

01:17:37.480 Says

01:17:38.460 chris packham oh god what are you going to say about chris packham i hate chris packham

01:17:42.720 anyone who doesn't know he used to be on the really wild show you have to be in your 40s

01:17:47.360 to even know that he's on some little kid's show about animals in like the 80s and even now he like

01:17:54.120 does like nature shows about birds about twitching and bloody ornithology or whatever and he's

01:18:00.900 insanely woke

01:18:02.060 Chris Packham

01:18:05.520 every single opinion

01:18:07.600 every single take that could be

01:18:09.500 subversive and woke and socialist

01:18:11.660 he's got

01:18:13.700 Chris Packham, right what have we got

01:18:15.200 Callum says, Chris Packham

01:18:17.380 did an altist climate meltdown

01:18:19.360 of course he did

01:18:20.680 did an altist climate meltdown

01:18:23.380 on BBC

01:18:25.980 Birdwatch

01:18:27.100 therefore you are

01:18:29.760 Banned from driving. Yeah, right, classic. That's typical Chris Packham, that is.

01:18:35.620 Oh, yeah.

01:18:38.980 Mental. Mental.

01:18:43.740 If I passed some sort of sedition law in Bowes Britain,

01:18:50.020 there was some sort of committee of public safety that looked into sedition.

01:18:59.760 I believe Mr. Packham

01:19:01.460 Would be asked to attend

01:19:03.460 Okay

01:19:10.700 Majestic star jewelist

01:19:13.680 That's quite a cool name

01:19:14.780 Don't seem to recall you giving

01:19:16.680 Being in the subject as much before

01:19:18.220 So appreciate it

01:19:19.260 Majestic star jewelist

01:19:20.680 For ten quid

01:19:22.260 Appreciate it

01:19:22.860 You've said this

01:19:23.480 Good morning Bo

01:19:24.380 Morning

01:19:24.740 You beautiful man 1.00

01:19:27.560 Brackets no homo

01:19:29.760 I know people have said that for you 0.74

01:19:31.760 Have you changed your name

01:19:32.580 Have you changed your name

01:19:33.620 Anyway

01:19:34.000 Thanks for that

01:19:34.860 I appreciate that

01:19:35.940 Beautiful

01:19:37.840 I do need a haircut

01:19:38.780 When you're bald

01:19:40.800 And you go for the cue ball look

01:19:41.920 You have to keep it super short

01:19:42.960 I need a haircut

01:19:43.500 I'm going to get a haircut later today

01:19:44.700 Hopefully tomorrow morning

01:19:46.340 I'll turn up with a 1.00

01:19:47.100 Sean scalp

01:19:48.340 You beautiful man 1.00

01:19:51.040 No homo 1.00

01:19:51.600 I turned 31 yesterday 1.00

01:19:54.800 So here's a history question

01:19:57.640 Do

01:19:58.280 Who do you think invented calculus

01:20:01.060 Leibniz created notation

01:20:02.960 But possibly copied from Newton

01:20:05.100 Well as I understand it

01:20:06.860 And I'm a bit of a fan of

01:20:08.860 The history of science

01:20:10.960 As I understand it

01:20:13.020 And I could well be wrong

01:20:13.940 But isn't that just completely attributed to Newton

01:20:17.400 Isn't that one of Newton's achievements

01:20:20.140 Is that he invented calculus

01:20:23.920 So that's the answer I believe

01:20:26.420 correct me if I'm wrong that's exactly the sort of thing where I'm happy genuinely happy to be

01:20:31.100 corrected if someone in the comments or whatever says actually it was someone really obscure from

01:20:36.060 a few years earlier or actually people believe it was indeed Leibniz or whatever I believe it's

01:20:40.940 Newton I think it was there you go not a bad achievement is it those are stuff on optics

01:20:48.100 wasn't just gravity right the Principia Mathematica also just throwing top of that

01:20:53.540 calculus oh yeah i just invented calculus no biggie

01:20:56.920 okay mr dickie bingo how are you sir i'm glad you've still got your eyesight

01:21:04.980 uh you put ukraine question mark don't look into victoria newland yeah

01:21:12.780 good point good point mr dickie bingo anyone know victoria newland vicky newland

01:21:20.060 yeah again well people in their own time can look her up look into her the things she did

01:21:28.600 and said when she was at the top table of government in the u.s the sorts of things

01:21:35.020 she advocated for a sort of worldview her foreign policy objectives

01:21:43.240 evil evil victoria newland there you go thunder cork to uh 2028 says oil rich russia has a fuel

01:21:55.180 crisis laughing face laughing face more to come yeah russia the russian federation is very very

01:22:03.340 very resource rich of course it is of course it is country that stretches from eastern europe to

01:22:09.340 Siberia, yeah, untold, untapped, almost unknowable amounts of resources, Russia, yeah, they've

01:22:18.580 got a fuel crisis, have they, have they, doubt it, you sure about that, okay, James Lee Pevenhole 0.92

01:22:27.140 5087 says, ancient history, huh, who built Puma Punkah, Puma Punkah, I don't know, is

01:22:34.000 that is that one of the Aztec ones isn't it isn't that high up in the Andes or is it an Inca thing

01:22:40.920 oh I don't I can't even remember now off the top of my head isn't that one of the ones that like

01:22:44.620 Graham Hancock talks about um Thomas can you quickly google what he said there Puma Punta

01:22:52.760 it's one of the Mesoamerican or South American ones I can't remember if it's Aztec or Inca

01:22:59.940 Is it an Inca thing in the Andes

01:23:01.600 I believe no one knows, right

01:23:04.060 People say it was just an earlier

01:23:07.100 Iteration of

01:23:09.120 Of like Inca

01:23:10.820 Thing

01:23:11.740 I'm just reading it now

01:23:15.600 Where is it

01:23:16.880 In Bolivia, Bolivia, right

01:23:19.080 So it would be Inca stuff, yeah 1.00

01:23:20.380 I think the classic 0.81

01:23:23.200 Historian's answer is

01:23:24.820 Oh, it was just the Inca

01:23:26.320 Maybe a slightly earlier 0.99

01:23:28.800 version of the inca civilization but it was just them and then other people

01:23:32.600 like graham hancock or whatever say no the stone working here

01:23:36.160 is megalithic and beyond the ability clearly beyond the ability

01:23:40.620 of the inca that spanish and portuguese spanish people 0.89

01:23:45.600 met in like what the 16th century people like

01:23:49.680 pizarro

01:23:51.120 this is a whole different civilization that must have done this stone work

01:23:58.260 Yeah, we don't know

01:24:01.340 See, James Lee Pevenhole's

01:24:04.520 Calling out my historical knowledge

01:24:06.620 But that is the answer, isn't it?

01:24:08.140 We don't know

01:24:08.660 It's a culture that's largely lost to us, isn't it?

01:24:13.160 Like a lot of things

01:24:13.980 They didn't leave a great amount of

01:24:17.020 Or any real writing

01:24:18.080 Certainly not a great amount of it

01:24:20.740 Describing who they were

01:24:22.240 And what they thought and why

01:24:23.280 Then it's lost

01:24:24.520 It's literally what scholars say

01:24:27.280 It's lost

01:24:27.760 lost to us yeah a lot of that stonework seems or is absolutely remarkable isn't it and it seems

01:24:36.240 like the inca of the 16th century could not work stone to that degree remotely doesn't it yeah

01:24:42.360 perhaps when i do my series on pizarro i'll talk all about that at least in passing well

01:24:49.400 perhaps i will it'll probably be a bit in passing but i'll talk about that sure fascinating stuff

01:24:54.820 I'd love to have a conversation with Graham Hancock

01:24:58.600 Would love it

01:24:59.260 Probably wouldn't talk to me

01:25:01.680 As I'm like a far right fantasist

01:25:03.400 Neo-Nazi

01:25:03.940 It would be fascinating

01:25:08.640 I don't agree with everything Graham Hancock says

01:25:10.500 I agree with a fair bit

01:25:11.380 I do agree with loads of what Graham Hancock says

01:25:13.320 But not everything

01:25:13.920 I don't agree with his ultimate thesis

01:25:16.180 But there's no doubt that it's a fascinating question

01:25:20.120 Things like that isn't it

01:25:21.880 There's many examples all around the world

01:25:24.180 there's question marks over what exactly we're really looking at

01:25:29.080 okay cool question cool history nerds question love it arc five arc five says

01:25:36.860 only get to see you live when i can't sleep cheers i hope you can get to sleep i think we

01:25:44.040 can get to sleep at some point i appreciate tuning in live what more can i ask for

01:25:48.420 thank you very much okay in the field marshal dawn browning quite just gives uh 10 aussie

01:25:56.280 dollars and a big uh sort of dancing emoji dude with maracas thanks dawn cheers love appreciate

01:26:03.900 it as always really do appreciate it genuinely do and uh shout out to uh chris dangerfield

01:26:09.540 who coined calling dawn browning field marshal dawn browning and doing a salute and going quick

01:26:14.480 chris gotta get you back on we talked about it we gotta do it now

01:26:18.420 you've got to come back on either this on the bow show or we'll make some other content talking

01:26:23.380 about art or literature whatever you want buddy all right james lee pevenhole 5087 says edward

01:26:31.220 the sixth gave out x gave out x monasteries to his mates all right yeah well edward the sixth was an

01:26:38.820 arch protestant wasn't he arch and it's the age just after the dissolution of the modern monasteries

01:26:46.740 that his dad and the eighth did and um yeah he continued down that route of breaking with rome

01:26:57.140 in the second half of the 16th century there you go and then we flipped back with bloody mary

01:27:03.300 mary the first didn't we she was a catho flip back with her and her spanish husband

01:27:09.860 and then we get elizabeth the first queen best flips back again

01:27:13.620 looks back she's protestant of course isn't she well she said that you know it's not the job of

01:27:19.540 the state or the crown to see what's in men's hearts in other words to some degree you can

01:27:26.900 be a catholic you just keep it to yourself don't go around preaching on street corners

01:27:32.900 to some degree anyway anyway all right again could talk about that for an hour quite easily 1.00

01:27:38.820 let's carry on belgians are evil trust me that's their name at belgians are evil trust me says 0.98

01:27:44.940 uh to unite divided right find common ground start small like agreeing male flatulence can 1.00

01:27:52.740 be very funny and highbrow but girl flatulence always 100% foul we can all agree on that can't

01:27:59.400 we? We can all agree on that. I think farts are funny regardless of the sex of the perpetrator. 0.98

01:28:10.620 My sense of humour is very puerile. I think playground, primary school playground humour

01:28:18.200 is quite often funny. Hence continuing to call Andy Burnham Andy Bumham.

01:28:29.400 that is funny to me

01:28:31.160 okay young elm how are you young elm big fan of uh big fan of the state of politics as well

01:28:39.880 aren't you young elm let's just stay in camera real quick the other one i was just out of shot

01:28:45.560 today state of politics young elm young elm he says hey bo on my way to prague good morning sorry

01:28:54.140 I'm late how's it going on the last of the Bohicans he's on his way to Prague I'd like to

01:28:59.500 I've never been to Prague I would love to visit Prague I've never been to Berlin either love to 1.00

01:29:04.480 visit Berlin and Prague yeah um because on my DNA on um just explain that a little bit on uh living

01:29:12.480 DNA I was like 100% European 89% British Isles now out of that 11% which isn't British Isles

01:29:21.240 There's like a little bit 0.77

01:29:22.360 That was Scandinavia

01:29:23.160 A little bit 0.92

01:29:23.660 That was Germany

01:29:24.640 Northern Germany effectively 0.69

01:29:25.760 And 1.8% 0.57

01:29:28.640 That was Basque

01:29:30.340 From the Basque region

01:29:32.660 Of northern Spain

01:29:33.460 That's the only bit

01:29:35.240 That's the furthest

01:29:35.780 To field bit

01:29:36.480 By a long way

01:29:37.560 And when we talk about it

01:29:39.680 On State of Politics

01:29:40.340 State of Politics

01:29:40.900 Last night

01:29:41.500 The chat

01:29:42.620 Was

01:29:44.680 They jumped straight

01:29:45.960 From just calling me Spanish

01:29:47.020 You're a Spaniard 0.67

01:29:47.960 They jumped straight to that 0.87

01:29:48.800 To I'm Mexican

01:29:49.500 oh dude mexican who knew

01:29:55.560 oh and also on my uh what was it on um the other one living no uh ancestry.com that one showed i've

01:30:04.820 got a bit of uh descend a bit of dna from quebec modern day quebec it would have been the iroquois

01:30:11.000 people iroquois nation of native american indians

01:30:14.380 it's interesting isn't it to note how how much of that it's not an exact science this dna stuff

01:30:22.000 because living dna didn't show i had any of that none and then ancestry said i did and

01:30:29.460 ancestry said i didn't have any basque region stuff they can't both be right can they

01:30:33.640 have i got any dna of the basque region or quebec they completely disagree with each other on that

01:30:43.060 It's because it's small

01:30:45.060 It's because it's small trace amounts

01:30:47.120 Because they both agreed that I'm 90% English

01:30:50.760 And of that, the biggest chunk of that is Cornwall

01:30:53.540 They agree on that

01:30:54.560 So the main thing

01:30:55.600 Then on the periphery is what's around the edge

01:30:58.180 The noise in the DNA

01:30:59.320 What is there, what isn't there

01:31:00.540 Anyway 1.00

01:31:01.800 Last of the Bohicans

01:31:04.840 I've talked about it a number of times 0.99

01:31:09.820 It's interesting, it's funny to me

01:31:11.420 there's been quite a few ai images or photoshopped images of me with a

01:31:15.420 some sort of native american headdress on the bowhawk last of the bohicans

01:31:21.860 bocahontas

01:31:25.020 okay last three here mqsss says making some basque cheesecake in honor of bow today

01:31:37.360 i've got to decide whether i want to throw my energies into basque separatism or cornish

01:31:45.240 separatism i've really got to make that decision or stand for the iroquois nation and demand

01:31:50.800 reparations from the elise palace in france for their colonial evil colonialism against my people

01:31:56.140 i think very seriously about that basque cheesecake nice okay acid helm ac1d helm acid helm

01:32:06.120 says morning bow evidently 6 a.m is too early for rumble rants oh yeah yeah global church history

01:32:11.460 said before if you're too early on a rumble rant it doesn't register it or or or i don't see it

01:32:17.760 doesn't come up on my screen one way or another so that is a thing so you can get up too early

01:32:24.240 to beat global church history it can be too early yeah he said no 6 a.m is evidently too early for

01:32:30.480 rumble rants uh what would you say your favorite epochs was of the guys at lotus eaters what would

01:32:37.520 you say each of their expertise are i.e uh you history dan economics etc yeah well luca is um

01:32:45.640 literature isn't he his chronicles he's got his thing behind the paywall chronicles all about

01:32:49.900 literature dan's economics isn't he um i'm history uh who has a stelius philosophy of course he's

01:32:57.620 actually got a phd in philosophy stellius he's a real life athenian philosopher um big harry comics

01:33:07.380 and music pop culture i'd say let's say that pop culture

01:33:13.300 kyle's a jack of all trades although he's got a master's degree now in in politics and philosophy

01:33:17.940 or philosophy isn't he so that not many people have got a master's degree in that

01:33:22.660 that's it isn't it who else am i missing anyone anyone of the big like main presenters that's

01:33:29.240 the main ones isn't it apologize if i'm missing everyone and what's my favorite epochs oh i don't

01:33:36.020 know it's a good question it's like what's your favorite book or what's your favorite movie

01:33:39.760 depends what mood you catch me in i don't know off the top of my head that's often telling isn't it

01:33:44.840 the first thing that pops into your mind um i've done one on savonarola the mad monk of florence

01:33:52.280 Savonarola

01:33:53.040 I think that's a good one

01:33:56.140 I think that's a really good one

01:33:57.780 I'm also reasonably proud

01:34:00.800 Of my series on

01:34:01.620 Julius Caesar

01:34:02.240 Which was very long

01:34:03.080 20 parts

01:34:03.720 Quite proud of my series

01:34:05.180 On Henry V

01:34:06.100 That was quite long

01:34:06.960 Again the Magellan one

01:34:08.560 Little Harry's favourite one

01:34:09.800 Is the Magellan series

01:34:10.740 That's a cool story

01:34:11.620 If I had to pick a one off one

01:34:14.320 Maybe Savonarola

01:34:16.720 The Mad Monk

01:34:23.240 There you go. 1.00

01:34:24.120 Okay, and the last one here today, again, from Belgians of Evil, trust me. 1.00

01:34:27.380 That's their name. 1.00

01:34:28.080 That's what they've decided to call themselves, at Belgians of Evil, trust me.

01:34:31.220 You've said, don't just own books, you own my heart. 1.00

01:34:36.960 Brackets, no homo. 1.00

01:34:39.820 Oh, thank you, sir. 1.00

01:34:40.980 Appreciate it.

01:34:42.300 I really do appreciate it.

01:34:43.660 You know, my people, the glorious band, the chosen few, my band of brothers and sisters,

01:34:47.820 for he who fights with me today shall be my brother.

01:34:50.160 Be he near so vile

01:34:52.100 Today shall gentle his condition

01:34:53.540 And men of England now abed 0.98

01:34:55.080 Shall think themselves accursed

01:34:56.380 That they were not here 0.92

01:34:57.280 And hold their manhoods cheap 0.56

01:34:59.680 While any speaks 0.62

01:35:01.320 Who fought with us

01:35:02.440 Upon St Crispin's Day

01:35:04.120 Alright, that's the show

01:35:08.020 That's the show

01:35:08.760 It's now 34 minutes past nine

01:35:10.120 In the AM British Summertime

01:35:11.460 On Monday the 24th of August

01:35:12.740 In the year of our law 2026

01:35:13.840 Thank you for joining me

01:35:14.860 Without you guys

01:35:15.460 It really isn't a thing

01:35:16.200 I couldn't ask for more

01:35:17.980 Thank you very much

01:35:19.340 try and make the best of the day ahead if you can you know carpe diem seize the day try and make it

01:35:24.040 count the most valuable thing you will ever have is your time orders of magnitude more valuable

01:35:28.380 than gold and silver and gems and houses and cars and anything you might own anything you can't take

01:35:33.320 that with you can you it's fleeting it's fleeting you can't take it with you the most valuable thing

01:35:39.260 you have which is finite is your time on this earth all right i'm not going to get too preachy

01:35:43.380 about it. You do you. But just remember, it's valuable. Try and make the best of their head

01:35:50.100 if you can. All right then, until tomorrow morning. Take care.

01:36:13.380 Thank you.

01:36:43.380 Thank you.

01:37:13.380 We'll see you next time.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - August 24, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 24th August 2026

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