The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 26th October 2026

00:00:00.440 Morning.

00:00:04.960 You alright?

00:00:09.260 Are you there?

00:00:11.600 I hope you are.

00:00:12.860 Sincerely, genuinely hope you are.

00:00:15.460 You're my people, my band of brothers.

00:00:17.840 Thank you for joining me.

00:00:18.660 It's now 8 in the a.m. on Monday.

00:00:20.560 Monday, Monday.

00:00:22.520 The 26th of October.

00:00:24.840 In the year federal 2026.

00:00:26.800 Another day, another dollar.

00:00:27.700 Another week, another dollar.

00:00:28.900 another chance to put right what once went wrong oh boy all right are you bright eyed and bushy

00:00:34.820 tailed rocking around for the day ahead come on wakey wakey eggs and bakey get out of bed sleepy

00:00:39.540 head days half over hope you had a good weekend really do mine yeah it was all right thanks

00:00:45.700 cheers for asking no it was all right i didn't get struck by a tree shouldn't joke about that

00:00:50.500 a couple people have died in some winds some high winds in britain

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00:01:21.340 on this channel, don't you? You want that? Yeah, yeah. All right. That's enough faffing

00:01:28.900 about, isn't it? Seems to be quiet enough fannying about for one morning. Let's just

00:01:33.760 get straight into it. What is the legacy called? What lamestream media are banging on about

00:01:38.280 today? What are they lying to us about by omission, if by nothing else? Are they trying

00:01:41.580 to beam directly into your brain box? What sort of liars, mistruths, half liars are they 1.00

00:01:49.100 trying to spoon feed to the average normie let's have a look what's on fleet street 0.94

00:01:55.500 what have we got okay budget tax reprieve for pensioners

00:02:01.580 as you remember andy bumham king of the north with his guy liner

00:02:07.660 wants to scrap the triple lock but he wants to take with one hand and give with another

00:02:12.620 and give pensioners some tax reprieves but we'll see what the actual details are in the budget

00:02:16.380 which is on wednesday i believe so on thursday we'll know all about it well you know all about

00:02:21.740 it on wednesday if you look out for yourself but i will be talking about it to you guys in the

00:02:25.260 morning the gross band the chosen for you my band of brothers and sisters we're talking about it on

00:02:29.420 thursday okay and megan dad net to widen why do you have to write it like that but okay megan

00:02:35.260 michael's dad seems to be he's unconvicted so i can only say seems to be alleged at this point

00:02:40.860 is a sex criminal some sort of sex criminal allegedly possibly and that the net into the

00:02:49.340 investigation into him in the philippines is to widen okay we'll get into it that's the front

00:02:55.180 page of quite a few of the different papers today right first off straight off the bat the times

00:02:59.020 the venerable times michael carrick is the manager of man united is that right can that be right

00:03:05.020 and they lost another game to bournemouth not a massive team and that maybe he'll get sacked

00:03:09.740 that's it that's it i'll just move on from that it's on the front pages a couple of times

00:03:12.620 but you don't care about sports ball i particularly don't care about men united particularly

00:03:20.380 when i was growing up in the 90s when i was in secondary school in the 90s

00:03:24.780 they were like sort of all powerful all dominant winning everything nearly sort of 0.96

00:03:29.420 they were just simply known as scum or the scummers to us you wouldn't say man you know 0.98

00:03:34.380 we're not going to play man united this saturday we're playing the scummers 0.98

00:03:39.740 Okay. Ministers must remain loyal to Prime Minister on Brexit or leave the cabinet.

00:03:46.840 Hmm. Okay. This is a story that Andy Bumham, King of the North, with his guyliner,

00:03:53.300 wants to sort of have closer ties to the EU, including perhaps opening up, restarting the

00:04:04.460 freedom of movement of people from the eu and various other things and he's saying and that's

00:04:10.320 there's a rift in even in the labor party cabinet over that some think it's it's a poor idea a poor

00:04:16.720 political calculation some think something it's a must must do it's like a matter of principle

00:04:21.780 uh so there's a split in the cabinet over that and that he's saying if he goes ahead with it

00:04:29.500 things like that uh you must remain loyal to him in public at least

00:04:33.340 well apart from just the annoying absurdity of all of that that should be a given anyway that

00:04:42.480 should be de rigueur anyway the whole point of cabinet cabinet responsibility joint collective

00:04:47.620 responsibility is that you're all on one page that's the idea that's what cabinet government

00:04:52.180 is is that when you're in the room the cabinet room and you're discussing things you can disagree

00:04:57.380 with each other and have heated debate even but once the policy has been decided at that point

00:05:05.300 you go out and you all sing from the same hymn sheet that's the whole point of it that's the

00:05:10.900 nature of it so that's why in years past it's been it's been sort of a political problem if any

00:05:21.860 member of the cabinet comes out and says something different in decades past that would be a bit of

00:05:28.100 a story a bit of a political story if even one minister deviated from the government position

00:05:33.140 at all it'd be like oh oh a minister has broken ranks even a junior minister they've broken ranks

00:05:37.620 have said something slightly different well as the years tick past into the 90s into the 2000s

00:05:45.140 not that it didn't ever happen before then but as we get closer and closer to where we are in time

00:05:49.300 now. It just happens more and more and more. More and more and more. Ministers, cabinet

00:05:53.920 ministers, just sort of ignoring that rule. It's not an iron cast rule, but it's a convention

00:06:02.400 to make government work, cabinet government work. Now, got to the point where a prime

00:06:08.840 minister wants sort of a landmark policy, something that will change the nature of the

00:06:13.760 country and he has to remind them i mean he has to remind them oh i do i'm going to need you to

00:06:21.780 be loyal on that in public at least don't brief against it that's another thing you can do there's

00:06:27.440 one thing to when you're actually asked on camera and you tow the line but then secretly secretly

00:06:34.060 you brief a journalist saying i don't agree with this or you get one of your minions to do it

00:06:39.660 actually the minister doesn't agree with what was decided in cabinet

00:06:43.380 he has to remind them don't do that

00:06:45.620 all politicians now, nearly all

00:06:52.020 particularly the Labour Party

00:06:54.520 seem to have a problem with like party loyalty or party discipline

00:07:02.860 where just loads of them just don't do as they're told

00:07:05.600 I do beg your pardon

00:07:09.700 I'm struggling with a bit of a cough here

00:07:14.060 Had it on and off for a couple of weeks now

00:07:16.540 Apologies

00:07:16.940 Okay, we are live

00:07:18.080 Yeah, with loyalty, party loyalty

00:07:22.840 That's how government is supposed to work

00:07:27.600 You have your disagreements behind closed doors

00:07:30.040 But when the crunch time comes

00:07:32.160 You back up the government, the party leadership

00:07:35.320 the party policy well i suppose it is also a factor of having a very large majority as well

00:07:43.080 though to be to be fair when your party is sort of highly dominant as the labour party is at the

00:07:50.120 moment in terms in pure terms of numbers in the house of commons a lot of the mps feel like there's

00:07:57.880 leeway right if your government has only got a majority of say 20 or like three then everything

00:08:06.000 everything is razor thin and the only way you'll get anything done ever and not to just completely

00:08:11.220 face plant and embarrass yourself over and over and over again is everyone pulls together and

00:08:15.640 that party unity the whip system works and that it's all it's all squared away and everyone's

00:08:20.560 loyal on everything that was the only way it could work but if you've got a majority of like 100

00:08:25.040 you've got 80 or 120 whatever you've got a big majority MPs start thinking well it doesn't

00:08:30.220 matter if me just me or my little clique of four MPs it wouldn't matter as much if we voice our

00:08:37.400 our dissent because the government's still going to win anyway they're still very very dominant

00:08:41.700 and powerful anyway well you take that and then if lots and lots of MPs think that way

00:08:48.420 Suddenly what is a tiny bit of dissent

00:08:51.400 Turns into a rebellion

00:08:52.620 Or

00:08:53.140 Like here

00:08:55.060 Or like what happened to Starmer

00:08:56.340 Just endless U-turns

00:09:00.220 Endless U-turns

00:09:04.280 Because so many of them think that way

00:09:06.480 Or they want a little slice of the game themselves

00:09:10.380 They want to be included in the power games

00:09:14.440 pardon me i do apologize what can i say okay so that's it that's that the uh the prime minister

00:09:31.380 has to remind his cabinet ministers not his backbenchers his cabinet ministers

00:09:34.540 i'm going to need you to be loyal on these things i'm doing and saying

00:09:37.820 right budget sets off a tax reprieve for pensioners state payments and lump sum will

00:09:46.820 be shielded so this is the story again i'll just i'll just say straight off the bat we'll just see

00:09:52.980 what is actually in the budget i've told you before didn't i last week and it'll be every year

00:09:57.700 the speculation running up to the budget budget day is just right they're going to do this they're

00:10:03.860 not going to do that different ministers even in the treasury counter signaling each other and

00:10:08.460 so andy burnham had said didn't he at party conference that he's uh considering scrapping

00:10:17.940 the what a small a relatively small element or you might argue it's not a relatively small element

00:10:22.740 but an element of the triple lock it's not quite as iron cast as it once was but in return he'll

00:10:31.060 give it'll give lump sums and various other tax breaks to pensioners to sort of make up for it

00:10:37.780 again to me all of this again we'll see what's actually in the budget but all of this seems like

00:10:44.520 it's just managed decline isn't it once again moving the deck chairs fraction of a mil

00:10:50.380 on the deck of the sinking titanic but i'm not going to go into it loads more this morning

00:10:56.800 as i won't do tomorrow or wednesday the wednesday papers tuesday wednesday papers because just wait

00:11:03.560 and see what is actually in it and then we can talk about it okay there's king charles the third

00:11:09.480 charles sacks coburg gotha um a bit pensive would you say

00:11:16.100 uh they've just snapped there's nothing particularly about him it's just that there's

00:11:21.040 a royal scandal at the moment another royal scandal megan markel megan markel's dad we'll

00:11:24.600 talk about it in a moment and they snapped a picture of him he's not really he's got anything

00:11:30.500 to do with it has he other than that he sits at the top of the royal family um okay another royal

00:11:36.260 scandal to do with sex right police suspect marco senior is grossest kind of sex offender and that's

00:11:45.400 a quote grossest kind of sex offender that's a quote from the filipino police one of the policemen

00:11:53.420 leading the investigation you might think well what's that what does that mean

00:11:57.340 that boy needs therapy

00:12:01.200 what does grossest kind of sex offender mean well we don't know that's like they said they said once

00:12:08.820 when the investigation is done we'll tell you what we really mean by that but we're not going

00:12:12.400 to go through loads of details at this point of exactly what is or isn't being uncovered 0.94

00:12:17.300 but trust us bro he's the grossest kind of sex offender 0.78

00:12:21.680 i mean let's cut to the chase was it in not channel four no the mail there we go he'll go 0.98

00:12:32.640 on the mail thomas markle's alcoholic ex-wife not megan markle's mum uh the wayward son he's

00:12:41.700 also got a son who dubbed him into police apparently who who megan michael uh thomas

00:12:46.900 michael senior cut off financially and how the grubbiest royal scandal in history unfolded

00:12:53.140 and there he is hand in hand with either a very young looking very short filipino woman or a child

00:13:05.620 is that just a very short young looking filipino woman or is that a child

00:13:11.700 Anyway, the story is that apparently she, the ex-wife, sent a letter to the police

00:13:16.160 saying something along the lines of, he likes, or perhaps they both like,

00:13:21.780 but certainly he likes the Philippines because 12-year-olds are legal there.

00:13:28.400 Maybe think about closing that loophole, Philippines, but regardless.

00:13:36.580 She wrote to him a while ago, a few years ago, saying, 0.99

00:13:39.360 you'll never see me again and you'll never see your grandchildren so she must have been aware of

00:13:47.380 something little question which doesn't seem to be in the news much at the moment or they're not

00:13:53.100 really going down that angle this angle yet but if she was aware of crime sex crime isn't isn't

00:14:01.500 there a responsibility on her to have blown the whistle in some way rather than just simply

00:14:06.520 cutting him out of her life. If there's been any wrongdoing whatsoever. Harry, cut back to that

00:14:13.720 picture. If there's been any wrongdoing whatsoever. Isn't the onus on her to have done a little bit

00:14:21.780 more than just sending him a letter saying, I'm not going to see you anymore? I don't know. They're

00:14:25.700 not going down that angle yet, but all right. It's on the front pages quite a lot today, that story.

00:14:31.160 All right, let's carry on.

00:14:32.300 The Daily Express, so it's a good paper.

00:14:36.240 You can read your Express now.

00:14:40.260 It's not a good paper.

00:14:41.140 That's an Alan Partridge line.

00:14:42.040 I'm being sarcastic.

00:14:44.880 You've seen that Alan Partridge episode

00:14:46.360 when he puts his foot on a spike.

00:14:49.800 And he's nearly puking and passing out

00:14:51.520 whilst trying to give a speech.

00:14:54.720 I like Alan Partridge.

00:14:55.980 Okay, Michael Carrick might get sacked

00:14:58.240 as they lost 3-0 to Bournemouth.

00:14:59.780 All right.

00:15:00.540 Fury as anti-Brexit Burnham

00:15:03.200 Won't rule out return to freedom of movement

00:15:05.960 Wasn't that the main point of Brexit really

00:15:10.500 Actually it wasn't the main point

00:15:11.840 Not as far as I was concerned

00:15:12.740 Probably the second most important point

00:15:14.600 After having sovereignty in Westminster

00:15:18.800 Rather than Brussels or Strasbourg or wherever 1.00

00:15:21.280 People didn't want to be flooded by foreign people 1.00

00:15:25.420 Whether EU or no 1.00

00:15:26.580 That's the problem when I talk about remigration

00:15:30.240 mass re-migration. People might say, oh, that's racist. Oh, racist. Paul Joseph Watson, let's say

00:15:37.280 it all together, everyone. Oh, racist. They say, no, it doesn't matter about the colour of your 0.96

00:15:42.780 skin. There's plenty of white-skinned people. I want to go back to their countries of origin

00:15:46.420 that don't deserve to be here, shouldn't be here by any natural right. Poles, Albanians, whatever. 1.00

00:15:52.740 If this country is flooded by millions and millions of Germans and French to the point 0.99

00:15:57.060 where it's changing our demographic for all time i would be concerned and worried about that it's 0.99

00:16:01.580 not necessarily at all about the color of their skin okay but andy burnham wants to bring back

00:16:08.280 freedom of movement and perhaps without even a referendum although this morning there's

00:16:13.740 contradictory reporting about whether he would have any sort of referendum about it or not

00:16:18.380 literally contradictory one story saying he won't another story saying he would

00:16:21.660 Okay, PM's betrayal may open door to EU migrants

00:16:27.140 Well, it would if he's, what do you mean, may, may 0.62

00:16:30.440 If he did that, it just would, wouldn't it?

00:16:35.020 Okay

00:16:35.500 William and Kate thank mountain rescue heroes

00:16:39.580 There she's radiant in a baseball cap

00:16:41.380 Alright, the metro, ooh, metro, ugh, what's that?

00:16:45.400 Why is that? That's gross, ugh, ugh

00:16:47.120 It's like the bottom of a hamster cage

00:16:51.360 that hasn't been cleaned out in months.

00:16:54.400 Ooh, sickening, it's burning my eyes. 0.97

00:16:58.100 Gross, the Metro, pure globalist leftist slop, 1.00

00:17:01.060 anti-white, anti-white slop. 1.00

00:17:04.020 Megan Michael, look, you will never see me again 0.99

00:17:06.600 or meet your grandchildren.

00:17:09.220 Why's that, Megan?

00:17:10.860 Why though?

00:17:11.940 What's he done?

00:17:12.940 Is it criminal?

00:17:14.240 Shouldn't you report it then?

00:17:15.080 Shouldn't you have reported it then?

00:17:17.980 Okay, get Brexit redone,

00:17:20.760 Remember Boris Johnson said he just wanted to get Brexit done.

00:17:24.840 Now no Stirling Burnham, looking like a claymation turtle

00:17:27.940 from Creature Comforts.

00:17:31.040 He wants to get it redone.

00:17:35.720 Funny, I seem to remember when he was campaigning

00:17:39.060 to become an MP in Makerfield,

00:17:41.280 I seem to remember him explicitly saying,

00:17:43.140 and Makerfield voted leave,

00:17:47.480 because the north and parts of the Midlands

00:17:49.960 big parts of the north are flooded with foreign people they voted leave even though there's like 0.99

00:17:54.960 a labour constituency he said over and over again in order to win that he wouldn't do this 0.92

00:17:59.300 he wouldn't change the policy that Keir Starmer had set out about about Europe which was any real

00:18:06.040 profound change certainly not redoing Brexit not in any sort of fundamental way

00:18:12.420 oh so that was bollocks then was it

00:18:17.000 that was probably

00:18:18.080 a swear word 0.65

00:18:19.920 apologies any kiddies in the room

00:18:22.920 I think it's

00:18:23.500 I think it's half term now as well isn't it

00:18:27.260 sorry nonsense then was it

00:18:29.260 that was nonsense was it Andy

00:18:30.720 you were just lying about that

00:18:33.340 were you

00:18:33.800 right

00:18:35.580 apparently Redwall MPs Labour Redwall MPs

00:18:39.960 are concerned

00:18:41.260 about it because they don't want to lose their seat. We'll see what he does. We'll see what

00:18:47.440 he does. Looking less and less likely to me if he'll call a snap election, if he wants

00:18:53.240 to do stuff like this. You might argue, you could argue the exact opposite though. If

00:18:59.560 he wants to do stuff like this, he should call a snap election, but I don't think he

00:19:02.980 will. I don't think he will. That's completely up in the air though, isn't it? You get all

00:19:09.080 sorts of reports all sorts of leakage rumblings out of whitehall oh yeah there's rumblings um

00:19:14.680 all about the snap election thing whether it's going to happen or not pm's pledge to revisit

00:19:21.860 freedom of movement opens old divides yeah it's funny that the the european question

00:19:27.060 has divided the tory party going all the way back to sort of ted heath we could argue

00:19:35.360 I should argue it was sort of a problem for Harold Wilson

00:19:39.600 But certainly Ted Heath, certainly Thatcher

00:19:42.080 And then into sort of the

00:19:44.340 And John Major massively

00:19:46.100 And it was a downfall of Cameron in the end, wasn't it?

00:19:50.780 Just a massive, massive headache for the Tory party for decades

00:19:54.760 Ripping their party apart in the end, ultimately

00:19:58.720 Kind of, well not kind of, did

00:20:01.020 And now it's bled out into the Labour Party as well

00:20:05.560 There's massive divisions in the Labour Party about it

00:20:10.280 Wasn't it better to just be sort of like a bit more like Maggie

00:20:15.780 Ultimately, broadly speaking

00:20:18.160 I'm not going to stand for Maggie Thatcher

00:20:20.380 Well I am, but just on this policy

00:20:22.960 Just say no, no, no

00:20:25.720 Nearly to everything

00:20:27.260 Just distrust, actually just fundamentally distrust 0.99

00:20:30.680 the European project, what the Germans

00:20:32.720 and French are trying to do

00:20:34.040 and on almost

00:20:36.800 anything they want, certainly anything that's

00:20:38.300 certainly anything that's not

00:20:40.640 in our national interest, just say

00:20:42.720 no, no, no

00:20:44.020 not going to do that

00:20:45.700 pass, thank you

00:20:48.480 it's pretty straightforward isn't it

00:20:52.800 the Guardian 0.99

00:20:54.760 smells like fecal 1.00

00:21:00.580 matter oh what is wrong with you the guardian have a wash have a wash you stink you stink of poop 0.98

00:21:10.980 okay the guardian red wall mps wary as burnham calls for eu free movement debate 0.86

00:21:16.740 yeah they know that their their electorate their constituents don't like it

00:21:23.460 pm suggests there could be closer links to europe without referendum

00:21:27.620 okay let me quickly go down i think it was on the tory graph quickly so on the guardian they

00:21:35.280 said without referendum then here's a story was it uh labor to let public decide on eu reset so

00:21:43.820 which one is it what it's a shambles isn't it shambles different people just briefing

00:21:54.280 completely different things okay the Guardian says without a referendum that would be cheeky

00:22:01.100 wouldn't it if they did that if he just did an EU reset rejoined the EU in all but name

00:22:08.820 and allowed free movement of people from the European Union into Britain again without any

00:22:13.180 sort of referendum especially especially as he said he wouldn't do that I mean if he said all

00:22:19.160 along that he was going to do that okay that's one thing remember he's only prime minister due

00:22:24.640 to a convoluted contrived bloodless coup d'etat you remember wasn't that long ago you remember

00:22:32.900 yeah it's a bloodless coup d'etat remember when remember in like the first days he came in and

00:22:37.600 someone said that to him they mentioned the word coup and he got all a bit antsy about it it's not

00:22:41.940 a coup it's not a coup it's definitely not a coup i didn't stab anyone in the back politically

00:22:45.960 Yes you did mate

00:22:48.240 I think you did mate

00:22:49.900 That's exactly what happened

00:22:51.340 People don't really like

00:22:55.240 Cue d'etars

00:22:56.080 Bloodless cue d'etars

00:22:57.180 They don't really like

00:22:58.460 Voting for someone

00:22:59.640 And then having that person

00:23:01.420 Changed on them

00:23:02.520 Without a say

00:23:04.120 The good people of Makerfield

00:23:05.700 The good socialists of Makerfield

00:23:07.480 Had a say though

00:23:08.060 Didn't they?

00:23:08.680 Apart from those people

00:23:09.680 Nobody had a say in this

00:23:11.080 Burnham wasn't even an MP

00:23:14.580 When Starmer won

00:23:15.600 in the last election, was he?

00:23:18.020 They didn't like it when the Tories changed out

00:23:21.460 their leader for Rishi.

00:23:23.440 The Tories got an all-time shellacking

00:23:26.000 at the ballot box, didn't they?

00:23:30.240 Gordon Brown wasn't able to win another election

00:23:32.380 after they swapped him out,

00:23:34.400 swapped Gordon Brown in for Blair.

00:23:37.140 People don't like it.

00:23:38.620 The only one I can recall who managed it

00:23:40.820 was John Major. 0.63

00:23:41.820 When they cooed Maggie, 0.98

00:23:44.160 put John Major in, 0.94

00:23:45.160 and then he went on to win the next general election,

00:23:47.480 marginally, very, very marginally,

00:23:50.860 and largely because people didn't really like Neil Kinnock.

00:23:58.560 Is Labour and no Stone and Burnham

00:24:00.800 going to be punished at the ballot box for that,

00:24:03.320 the original sin,

00:24:04.540 the original sin of performing a bloodless coup d'etat?

00:24:09.300 I hope so.

00:24:10.720 I very much hope so.

00:24:11.640 And if he does this,

00:24:12.380 letting prisoners out and doing this and, you know, still flooding us with legal migration.

00:24:19.380 Remember, legal migration is far more of an existential crisis than illegal migration.

00:24:26.320 It's legal migration which is the problem. They won't talk about that.

00:24:30.340 More safe and legal routes, if anything, that's what they say. 0.97

00:24:34.420 Not only can't you talk about mass remigration, that would be vile, wouldn't it? 0.97

00:24:39.420 That would be the politics of division 1.00

00:24:41.100 That wouldn't be very British 0.87

00:24:42.040 That would be racist and bigoted and evil

00:24:43.940 So you can't talk about that

00:24:46.000 You can of course

00:24:48.060 But our enemies will vilify us as actual Nazis

00:24:53.200 For not wanting our country and demographic destroyed

00:24:56.600 And then you might say 1.00

00:24:58.720 Well alright

00:24:59.840 What about just a cap?

00:25:02.460 Any number

00:25:02.920 You can give me any number

00:25:04.060 It could be a really high number

00:25:04.960 Just give us a number of a cap 1.00

00:25:06.600 On how many migrants, invaders 1.00

00:25:08.600 we will allow in legally 1.00

00:25:10.700 and give them visas.

00:25:13.120 No, no, we won't even give you a number on that.

00:25:17.120 No, we want more safe and legal routes, if anything.

00:25:21.060 They want more legal migration. 0.99

00:25:26.020 Psychos, this ends in rivers of blood.

00:25:29.680 I'm not the first person to predict that, am I?

00:25:34.060 They must be mad, literally mad.

00:25:37.220 growing number of crimes

00:25:40.080 linked to cocaine

00:25:41.420 okay

00:25:43.140 I thought it was a rich man's drug

00:25:46.560 when I was young, when I was coming up

00:25:47.680 it was a rich man's drug

00:25:48.600 only like rock stars

00:25:50.220 and rich people do cocaine 0.81

00:25:52.320 because it's insanely expensive

00:25:53.840 apparently now it's not as expensive

00:25:55.700 and just loads and loads and loads of people do it

00:25:57.680 and then commit crime

00:26:00.080 of nearly every stripe

00:26:01.680 including assaults, domestic abuse

00:26:06.440 and dangerous driving. Apparently, again, compared to when I was growing up,

00:26:12.360 drink driving is down significantly, statistically, but drug driving is way up.

00:26:21.080 Cocaine's a stimulant, isn't it? I would have thought it might make you sharper at driving.

00:26:25.700 No, apparently not. I don't know. I guess it depends how much you do. I don't know.

00:26:31.460 all right so cocaine use and abuse is uh through the roof apparently at the moment in britain

00:26:37.760 it's like just the numbers have just gone up sort of massively in the last few years

00:26:43.240 what's changed

00:26:46.080 okay all right there you go serbia here's an interesting story

00:26:52.420 serbia celebrates i don't know how you pronounce that name view kick

00:26:58.140 is he concedes defeat in elections

00:27:00.880 so I don't know a great deal

00:27:03.120 about Serbian domestic politics

00:27:04.700 but I know a little bit

00:27:05.740 that guy's been the leader of Serbia

00:27:08.960 for ages like

00:27:10.020 14 years or something

00:27:12.200 and he's sort of right leaning

00:27:14.420 and pro-Russian

00:27:16.860 kind of pro-Russian

00:27:17.800 not like a complete sycophant

00:27:20.280 but more pro-Russian than not pro-Russian

00:27:22.740 there was an election

00:27:24.380 and he lost

00:27:25.340 and interestingly

00:27:27.320 the party that won

00:27:29.620 getting over this

00:27:32.180 the party that won

00:27:33.180 was not that old

00:27:35.200 I think only a few months old

00:27:36.700 or less than a year old

00:27:38.100 or anyway certainly not really old

00:27:40.160 and it's a party

00:27:41.880 they describe it in various ways

00:27:43.580 as sort of a student-led movement

00:27:47.160 like a young

00:27:49.060 maybe Zuma even

00:27:50.680 sort of led movement

00:27:51.980 which isn't very old

00:27:53.180 and they've

00:27:55.380 a bit like Restore

00:27:56.780 where they've said one of their fundamental things is that they want their candidates to be

00:28:01.980 not career politicians they wanted nearly all their candidates to be uh yeah people that aren't

00:28:08.380 already involved in sort of the mire and corruption of serbian politics so like some of them are

00:28:13.500 eminent people though still like doctors and surgeons or um what it's like uh the various

00:28:18.940 celebrities of various types even influencers and some are just like outspoken students young

00:28:25.500 very young people. A party of that won in Serbia. It's alright, it sounds alright. I

00:28:37.820 actually don't know all the details of whether they're particularly left-leaning or what.

00:28:41.100 As I say, I don't know, I'm happy to confess, I don't know in detail about Serbian domestic

00:28:47.820 politics. But nonetheless, that's the headline, that's sort of the overall overarching grand

00:28:51.600 view low resolution view uh yeah a new party of non-professional politicians is now going to form

00:29:01.200 a government in serbia there you go make of that data point what you will

00:29:06.480 the times they are are changing

00:29:15.100 but the people of hebron pay price for show of strength by netanyahu so

00:29:24.220 there's a there's the a general effect for the general election in israel soon i think it's

00:29:30.080 is it tomorrow it's very very soon i think it might be tomorrow policies if it's not

00:29:34.300 tomorrow but anyway it's very very soon um and there's been various terrorist incidents going

00:29:39.880 on in israel and the west bank oh is the west bank israel say israel and the west bank some

00:29:49.260 zionists will be like no that is just israel anyway anyway it's not getting to the weeds of

00:29:53.800 that um like a checkpoint a couple of israeli soldiers were killed the other day at a checkpoint

00:29:59.360 I think in Hebron and Bibi went there sort of straight away for a photo op oh and anyway it's

00:30:10.760 just there's going to be a general election in Israel soon okay you ready for that you prepared

00:30:18.480 for that okay the independent Michael Carrick might not be manager of Manchester United anymore

00:30:23.080 the independent there's big storms over the weekend on Friday in Britain on Friday only

00:30:29.120 A few moments on this

00:30:29.800 Because if you're foreign 1.00

00:30:30.400 You really couldn't care less 1.00

00:30:31.520 But

00:30:31.720 On Friday

00:30:33.140 Saturday

00:30:33.540 And yesterday

00:30:34.420 There was just

00:30:34.860 Very high winds

00:30:35.780 Man killed by a falling tree

00:30:38.740 As 80 mile

00:30:39.380 Mile per hour storm

00:30:40.960 Winds batter Britain

00:30:41.860 I think there's

00:30:42.340 I heard this morning

00:30:43.600 It was the second person to die

00:30:45.440 The trains

00:30:46.780 I was using the trains

00:30:47.760 Over the weekend

00:30:48.660 And they were disrupted

00:30:49.740 In various ways

00:30:51.340 Because of high winds

00:30:52.240 Trees on the line

00:30:53.540 That sort of thing

00:30:54.760 Okay

00:30:55.840 It's been windy

00:30:57.040 In Britain

00:30:57.960 summer's definitely over when you go outside it's just really it's your classic british

00:31:05.780 grey overcast windy rainy now summer's well and truly dead well i suppose it is late october okay

00:31:12.260 europe the way back the independent love the independent love the idea that britain would

00:31:18.860 not be the master of its own destiny that's who the independent is they love the idea that

00:31:24.960 sovereignty should rest somewhere else, rather than with our elected representatives in our

00:31:30.640 legislative body. They love that idea, the Independent, because they're subversive scum. 1.00

00:31:36.200 Nothing off the table, that's a quote, nothing off the table for Burnham to undo Brexit harm. 0.97

00:31:42.940 Rayner, Angela Fridge Rayner, big bird, stands seven foot two, weighs 500 pounds. Angela Rayner

00:31:48.260 says, nothing ruled out ahead of talks to reset EU tyres as Prime Minister hints at return to

00:31:54.860 freedom of movement and figures suggest it's not question these figures just figures suggest UK

00:32:00.060 has uh has missed up to 240 billion pounds of growth since 2020. One those figures sound

00:32:07.400 nonsense two you'd have to calculate that in a very specific way it's pure conjecture really

00:32:12.380 three even if it is the case that Britain has missed billions of pounds worth of growth

00:32:18.340 well that's because our political elite has very very deliberately done that hasn't they

00:32:23.640 Even Boris, everyone from Boris on down

00:32:26.460 Has been dragged kicking and screaming through this process

00:32:29.740 Brexit could have, should have represented

00:32:33.000 A massive boon for the British economy

00:32:36.560 If they leant into it and did it right

00:32:39.040 They haven't, have they?

00:32:41.120 They've tried to make it as difficult and as torturous

00:32:43.820 And as costly as they possibly can

00:32:46.360 Whitehall, the political elite

00:32:48.760 So that, almost, so that

00:32:54.020 People like The Independent can make that sort of report

00:32:56.860 Look how terrible it was

00:32:59.000 Don't worry about that it's deliberately mismanaged

00:33:01.960 And botched all the way along the process

00:33:03.920 Okay, the Mirror

00:33:07.640 Michael Carrick again, don't care

00:33:09.160 Torment for Duchess 1.00

00:33:11.900 Getting into a bit of the slop now 0.99

00:33:12.900 Of course, it's the Mirror

00:33:13.620 It's the Labour Party

00:33:15.560 Organ

00:33:17.340 The mirror 0.69

00:33:19.140 Propaganda organ

00:33:20.980 Megan dad 0.99

00:33:23.140 Net will widen

00:33:24.820 Megan dad

00:33:26.500 Why are you writing

00:33:28.200 Why do you

00:33:29.340 You don't have to write like that

00:33:30.860 Thomas Markle is

00:33:33.480 Megan dad

00:33:34.460 Megan dad

00:33:42.900 Net will widen

00:33:44.520 International probe

00:33:45.620 Into child abuse claims

00:33:47.160 Police in Philippines analysing digital images

00:33:50.140 Apparently the report has got thousands and thousands and thousands

00:33:53.760 Of digital images of children and or child abuse

00:33:57.480 Well the moniker of grossest kind of sex offender

00:34:02.160 Sounds apt doesn't it

00:34:03.480 Investigations set to spread to Mexico and US

00:34:06.740 And we see part of an even wider pedo ring

00:34:10.580 Who knows we'll have to wait for the investigation

00:34:13.780 And or trial

00:34:16.440 that Meghan doesn't look best pleased. 0.97

00:34:19.920 They've got a picture of her looking unamused.

00:34:25.740 There she would be.

00:34:28.780 Okay, is Meghan's dad a proper wrong'un?

00:34:32.900 We shall see, I suppose. 0.95

00:34:35.780 The son, pure slop, of course. 0.99

00:34:38.420 Same thing. 1.00

00:34:39.680 World exclusive,

00:34:40.620 Michael's confession to his ex-wife.

00:34:43.400 I go to,

00:34:44.300 I won't say it in the first person

00:34:45.280 because that can get clipped.

00:34:46.440 Thomas Markle goes to the Far East

00:34:49.500 as 12-year-olds are legal there.

00:34:52.100 Nearly said it in the first person then.

00:34:56.600 Letter to Metcops told of Meg Dad's sex trips. 0.67

00:35:00.980 Right.

00:35:01.600 You've got it.

00:35:02.560 You've got the main details of the story.

00:35:04.060 No need to go any further.

00:35:05.380 The Daily Fail.

00:35:08.200 The Daily Mail.

00:35:10.340 It usually costs £1.30.

00:35:12.000 It's a bit steep, isn't it?

00:35:13.240 For a propaganda rag.

00:35:14.480 an anti-white, anti-Western, anti-European, anti-Anglo, anti-English propaganda rag.

00:35:21.740 £1.30 a pot. Have a word with yourself. 0.97

00:35:25.120 Apparently you can get it for 62p though if you subscribe.

00:35:27.300 Right. World exclusive pictures. Look, there's a picture, there's the moment.

00:35:32.000 Mail witnesses the moment last year that Meghan's father receives her letter

00:35:35.620 telling him she knew he had abused young girls.

00:35:39.200 That's a quote. Knew he had abused young girls, quote.

00:35:41.500 now Filipino minister close to inquiry says evidence suggests Markle abuser of worst kind

00:35:48.860 so wait a minute Megan sent him a letter what another letter because the original letter I

00:35:55.660 believe apologies for getting if these details wrong the timeline of events apparently the first

00:36:00.420 letter she sent him saying you'll never see me or your grandchildren ever again that was quite a few

00:36:04.240 years ago I believe but she said this is a she sent him another letter just last year

00:36:09.340 this is the moment he received it where she said she knew he had abused young girls

00:36:17.260 but you didn't report him to the authorities though

00:36:22.460 or did you i don't know should have done shouldn't you if you knew he was guilty of sex crime

00:36:30.520 sorry child sex crime isn't don't you have some sort of responsibility then to inform the police

00:36:39.260 I'm going to just send him an eggy letter.

00:36:46.760 All right.

00:36:48.620 The eye paper.

00:36:50.320 We're going to try and save Jodrell Bank.

00:36:53.200 I'm not being sarcastic.

00:36:54.860 Sometimes I say stuff and it sounds sarcastic.

00:36:56.460 I'm not being sarcastic in this instance.

00:36:58.120 We're trying to save Jodrell Bank.

00:37:00.080 The Great Telescope in Britain,

00:37:01.520 which the government have pulled any funding for.

00:37:04.160 And Brian Cox.

00:37:05.540 Brian Cox.

00:37:07.220 Who's going to get involved?

00:37:08.520 Leading scientists, including Brian Cox,

00:37:11.940 hope star power, their celebrity power,

00:37:16.020 can convince PM to save Observatory, George Rubank.

00:37:19.920 Hopefully, yeah, good luck to him then.

00:37:23.580 I mean, he is a bit simpering and a little bit woke,

00:37:26.640 but I kind of like Brian Cox. 0.99

00:37:29.760 I think he's a rat. 0.84

00:37:32.460 I don't mind his science stuff. 0.97

00:37:34.740 Just don't talk about politics, mate, 0.98

00:37:36.000 Because you're a simpering buffoon when it comes to that 0.95

00:37:38.360 But on science, on the nature of 0.99

00:37:40.340 Like

00:37:40.600 Cosmology or particle physics, it's interesting

00:37:44.340 I think

00:37:45.120 Okay

00:37:46.160 Streeting vows

00:37:48.660 That's the Fabian 0.91

00:37:50.880 Practicing homosexualist, Wes Streeting 1.00

00:37:53.140 Who won't be an MP whenever there's a new 0.94

00:37:55.140 General election, somehow bizarrely

00:37:57.000 Finds himself LARPing as the

00:37:58.900 Defence Secretary of all things

00:38:00.340 Wesley Streeting vows

00:38:02.960 The UK will quote, lead from the front

00:38:05.060 Quote

00:38:06.000 You're going to lead from the front, are you, mate?

00:38:08.360 All right.

00:38:09.400 As billions planned for defence boost,

00:38:12.440 Defence Secretary, we're streeting,

00:38:14.340 sends message of reassurance to NATO allies

00:38:17.140 ahead of Wednesday's budget,

00:38:18.860 as Chancellor expected to announce billions more

00:38:21.500 to shore up defence.

00:38:22.420 The government is hoping a clear message,

00:38:25.460 delivered alongside billions in extra defence spending,

00:38:27.880 funded by long-term borrowing,

00:38:30.300 will be enough to ease Trump's concerns.

00:38:36.000 it's trump and nato are both like you know you're not spending enough guys and then here's a quote

00:38:42.160 we have a chancellor with a strong record of backing our armed forces and we will do whatever

00:38:47.760 it takes to keep britain and our allies safe end quote streeting tells the eye paper

00:38:54.240 healy the chancellor's exchequer he was the defense secretary himself wasn't he

00:38:59.920 until he stabbed Starmer, the Starmer bot 2.0 in the back.

00:39:05.220 So ex-Defense Secretary who's now been bumped up,

00:39:08.500 got a promotion to Chancellor's Exchequer, John Healy,

00:39:11.300 expected to defer commitment to 3% by 2030

00:39:18.020 to next year's spending review,

00:39:20.860 leading to concerns that he's putting off tough decisions

00:39:23.840 on preparing UK for war with Russia, and there it is.

00:39:29.920 And there it is. 0.60

00:39:34.580 We've got to tax and spend and borrow more heavily

00:39:36.760 and put you all in danger because of a war,

00:39:39.540 a potential war with Russia. 0.60

00:39:48.420 I don't want a single British service person

00:39:52.000 to die in or for the Donbass.

00:39:57.720 I don't care about it.

00:39:59.920 Are you out there with a little Ukraine flag in your bio or something

00:40:05.140 And anyone that says anything which isn't 100% staunchly for

00:40:09.240 The Ukraine and Zelensky and whatever it takes

00:40:12.120 Regardless of the millions of casualties

00:40:14.540 Are you one of those people?

00:40:18.380 Why?

00:40:20.200 Search your soul, search your feelings

00:40:21.900 Why are you?

00:40:23.360 Why is that your position? Why is that your feeling?

00:40:26.480 Is it just because you've been told to?

00:40:29.440 Why do you care about the Donbass?

00:40:30.700 Are you a British person that really, really cares about the Donbass,

00:40:35.280 where the border on eastern Ukraine lies?

00:40:39.260 Why do you care about that?

00:40:40.860 Why has it got anything to do with you?

00:40:43.080 Oh, because Mr Putin's the new Hitler, 0.98

00:40:44.800 and then next he'll invade Poland, a better race. 0.99

00:40:47.240 Do you really think that? 0.97

00:40:48.540 Why do you think that?

00:40:50.220 Why do you think that?

00:40:52.800 Just because you've been told to think that.

00:40:54.780 think about it think about it boys okay the daily telegraph the torograph germano zionist slot

00:41:05.120 israel can have an ancestral homeland with demographic security it's their god-given

00:41:09.660 right but not in britain no you can't have that in britain that'd be anti-british that'd be vile

00:41:14.040 that'd be the politics of division if you were to espouse such a thing that's the telegraph line

00:41:18.860 that's what they are that's who they are am i wrong am i wrong at all i misrepresented that at

00:41:23.680 all no that is who they are michael carrick looking a bit worried he might get fired okay

00:41:29.640 bbc's 400 000 pound payout over anti-semitism award-winning producer jewish producer claims

00:41:38.160 bullying about her jewish beliefs forced her from the corporation

00:41:41.500 so there's some produce apparently award-winning apparently she'd won an oscar and golden globes

00:41:47.700 and things she was working for the bbc making i get i don't know making i guess pro-israeli

00:41:54.500 pro-zionist pro-jewish documentaries and then after the october 7th thing happened

00:42:01.380 she got she says she got bullied out of the bbc entirely

00:42:06.180 um she's taken them to some sort of tribunal and won and now they're going to give her 400 grand

00:42:10.740 well done well done then all round on all sides of that well done brilliant

00:42:17.840 thomas michael's ex-wife wrote child sex abuse letter to police all right we've done that

00:42:24.840 healy backs plan for drilling at rosebank north sea oil site this is an interesting story

00:42:29.120 slightly interesting the rosebank thing going on on and on and there's division again more

00:42:34.640 divisions in cabinet a fair few of the big hitters including it seems maybe maybe

00:42:40.740 burnham himself are sort of pro drilling at rosebank but a lot of them aren't a lot of the 1.00

00:42:47.000 backbenchers aren't because they're climate change eco zealots psycho idiots that have bought a lie 0.99

00:42:52.700 the burning fossil fuels putting co2 into the atmosphere drives climate change it doesn't 1.00

00:42:58.380 drive climate change it doesn't 400 500 parts per million no it doesn't drive climate change

00:43:05.100 that is not what drives climate change. But bizarrely, the energy secretary, the Liberian

00:43:13.700 woman, the African Liberian woman, Farnbulla, whatever her name is, Miata Farnbulla, the

00:43:18.700 communist Liberian woman, finds herself LARPing as our energy secretary, isn't in favour of 0.97

00:43:27.080 it. Right. Okay. Okay. Stallone, Sylvester Stallone, sly, says, I'm proud my girls are 1.00

00:43:43.560 Neppo babies, are you? Are you? Gross. Perverse. Okay, Labour to let public decide on EU reset. 1.00

00:43:57.980 We'll see. This little opinion piece just says, Liz Truss's book is the maddest thing I've ever

00:44:06.320 read. I wonder if it is or not. It'll be interesting to see what's actually in that. The maddest

00:44:16.560 thing this person's ever read. Really? Okay. You've piqued my interest slightly, I must

00:44:23.820 admit. All right. Tim Stanley says something. Don't care about Tim Stanley. A cretinous

00:44:30.020 little boy, idiot little puppet of somebody else. Does whatever his paymasters tell him 1.00

00:44:40.000 to. Says whatever he's told to say. Absolute spineless cretin. Coward. Moral coward. Tim

00:44:48.460 Stanley said something. Don't care about it. Okay. The Financial Times. Brazil runoff.

00:44:53.600 Bolsonaro and Lula do battle. Well, this went to print last night, of course. That's how

00:44:58.840 that works. And the results are in, apparently, if you believe the results. Lula won. Apparently

00:45:07.020 51%, 48%. That's on quite a lot of the headlines. Here we go. In the live news feed. Brazil's

00:45:15.900 left-wing president Lula wins fourth term in surprise victory over Bolsonaro Jr. Bolsonaro

00:45:23.800 apparently Bonsonaro Jr. hasn't conceded yet and he's saying there was all sorts of shenanigans

00:45:32.280 oh it's like a rerun do you remember the last time when it was his father

00:45:35.800 the exact same thing happened Bonsonaro Sr. was sort of set to win and when the day came

00:45:41.400 Oh, no, the left have won it after all.

00:45:46.300 Hmm.

00:45:47.860 Hmm.

00:45:50.300 Hmm.

00:45:53.420 Okay.

00:45:55.120 I wonder if Lula will just lock him up now.

00:45:58.820 Accused Bolsonaro Jr. of the exact opposite of what seems to have happened.

00:46:03.460 He'll accuse them of cheating.

00:46:05.060 After cheating, if he did, if he did.

00:46:07.100 he then accuses the other side of cheating and bang them up forever put them in prison for 30

00:46:13.080 years whatever a little bit of history repeating okay see the uh it's v news bolster lula wins

00:46:23.680 lula wins shock victory shock victory sure sure sure shock victory yeah yeah okay little story

00:46:31.220 here mildly interesting luxury houses in the in europe shed 250 billion euros worth of value 0.90

00:46:37.620 as china's shoppers tighten their belts it's a story that so many ultra rich chinese people

00:46:43.080 who just buy up property in europe they're not doing that as much anymore weird weird

00:46:49.840 in many countries you can't just buy properties and just buy businesses and start businesses if 0.98

00:46:56.520 you're a foreign person because that's a slippery slope isn't it won't you end up with like all your 1.00

00:47:03.740 properties being nearly or low a giant chunk an unhealthy chunk of all your property and business 0.65

00:47:09.400 being bought by the ultra rich class from everywhere in the world you might end up with

00:47:16.300 oh i don't know huge chunks of the best properties in all of london owned by chinese and russian

00:47:21.800 people

00:47:23.140 yeah

00:47:25.900 Le Pen launches a pitch

00:47:30.000 to restore unity of France

00:47:32.200 battered by street protests

00:47:33.920 Channel 4 News decides to go front and centre with that

00:47:38.020 yeah that she's saying

00:47:40.040 she evoked the memory of

00:47:42.220 Joan of Arc

00:47:45.380 Joan d'Arc

00:47:46.880 made of Orléans

00:47:48.340 in Orléans

00:47:49.700 or Orleans

00:47:50.900 or Lyon

00:47:51.880 do you think I've got

00:47:53.340 Barry

00:47:54.780 do you think I've got

00:47:56.420 long form content

00:47:57.040 talking all about

00:47:57.900 the maid of Orleans

00:48:00.660 Joan of Arc

00:48:03.020 on my history theme show

00:48:05.140 Epochs

00:48:05.700 a long form content

00:48:07.360 an hour

00:48:07.740 an hour and a half

00:48:08.300 or two hours

00:48:09.240 whatever it was

00:48:09.780 talking all about that

00:48:11.060 in detail

00:48:11.520 yeah

00:48:13.140 she said

00:48:13.800 the thing Joan of Arc did

00:48:15.320 apart from like 0.95

00:48:16.520 lead

00:48:17.100 the French armies

00:48:18.840 briefly

00:48:19.580 was that she made the argument against perpetual losing.

00:48:26.880 Is that a way to put it? 0.98

00:48:27.480 She led the argument that stop being a doomer. 0.75

00:48:33.460 Stop this mindset that you can't win, don't try. 0.99

00:48:38.040 Only losers, only defeatists and cowards and losers, 1.00

00:48:42.420 moral cowards, do that. 1.00

00:48:44.940 Get rid of that. 1.00

00:48:45.840 Get rid of the defeatist loser mindset

00:48:47.800 that you can't win don't try that's what she's saying that france needs to get rid of that

00:48:56.460 mindset in fact should we hear a bit from it let's hear a little bit from it here in orleans

00:49:02.560 the joan of arc defended of france under siege and it's no coincidence that marine le pen who

00:49:08.200 has long tried to cast herself as a 21st century answer to the saint and symbol has chosen this

00:49:14.440 town a shop window for her formal campaign launch its streets today were empty with bridges blocked

00:49:22.280 and trams cancelled authorities fearing clashes found themselves accused of rolling out the red

00:49:28.280 carpet for the far right classic classic you want to try and stop your cities from being burnt down

00:49:33.320 by the left then you're rolling out the carpet for the the red carpet for the far right okay

00:49:40.200 Let's hear from Le Pen.

00:50:10.200 won't name names okay yeah only the weak and the cowardly don't try don't even try only the weak

00:50:21.100 and the cowardly try to spread their defeatism and do much doomerism to others you'd have to be a 0.85

00:50:27.160 weak coward to espouse that position because you want others to be like you 0.99

00:50:35.940 So humiliating, so embarrassing 1.00

00:50:40.320 Really, obviously so 0.94

00:50:42.100 To be that much of a weakling 0.92

00:50:44.980 That you want others to be like you 0.98

00:50:49.200 Yeah 1.00

00:50:50.880 A pathetic position really is 0.99

00:50:55.380 Really is, it must be stepped over 1.00

00:50:57.220 Defeatists and doomers in our own ranks 1.00

00:50:59.940 Are our first enemy, really 1.00

00:51:02.620 They must be stepped over first

00:51:05.340 yeah okay the star here slot should i even spend more than one second on it okay a couple of

00:51:13.580 seconds delia smith this old lady who once said uh what did she say she once said um bring them 1.00

00:51:22.660 oh no let's be having you about football she also owns a part owns a football team and one time she 0.98

00:51:28.620 said let's be having you with regard to football now she's saying let's be starving you because

00:51:33.040 She's also a TV chef, was, really.

00:51:36.120 She says it would be a good thing to bring back World War II-style ration books.

00:51:42.980 That would stop the problem with obesity. 1.00

00:51:46.780 Delia Smith wants World War II-era ration books. 1.00

00:51:50.420 What a psycho. 1.00

00:51:51.360 What a silly old witch. 1.00

00:51:54.940 Delia Smith. 1.00

00:51:55.680 All right.

00:51:56.520 An increasingly absurd and frustrating front pages.

00:52:00.440 All right.

00:52:01.100 Oh, it's gone 10-2 already.

00:52:02.220 That was quick

00:52:03.520 Shall we move straight on to

00:52:05.080 Oh no we do our

00:52:05.720 On this day in history

00:52:06.340 Don't we

00:52:06.680 Before that though

00:52:08.900 We do the poll

00:52:09.640 Let's do our poll

00:52:10.560 Harry you bring that up for me

00:52:12.860 If you can on my screen

00:52:13.800 Thank you

00:52:14.340 Alright we asked you guys

00:52:15.620 You guys

00:52:16.620 Just shy of 1200 votes

00:52:17.920 We asked you guys

00:52:20.240 Do you want the Labour government

00:52:21.920 To bring back freedom

00:52:22.900 Of movement for the EU

00:52:24.380 Hopefully I'm teeing you up there

00:52:25.860 And you can

00:52:26.420 Knock it out of the park

00:52:28.480 Knock it out of Fenway

00:52:29.880 and you have you have the no's have it to the tune of 91 nice you do not want the

00:52:41.460 labor government to bring back freedom of movement from the eu nine percent if you do though

00:52:45.620 what are you on get out get out this isn't the podcast for you you're in the wrong place

00:52:54.500 you better be trolling me go on jog on get out you're not welcome here i'm joking that was a 0.66

00:53:00.600 joke don't go don't go there baby we can still make this work i love you i still love you we

00:53:04.240 can make this work i just get scared sometimes i didn't mean it i didn't mean it all right

00:53:09.800 let's do on this day in history down through the centuries nay the millennia on this day

00:53:18.240 what happened of note we're talking about the 26th of october okay we've got on this day in 1850

00:53:23.860 Troy McClure, sorry, Robert McClure, cites the fabled Northwest Passage for the first time

00:53:30.900 from Banks Island towards Melville Island. So this long and storied saga of the Northwest Passage,

00:53:39.980 that is, can you sail a ship from the North Atlantic through sort of Canada, basically,

00:53:45.580 or the Arctic Circle, and get through to the Pacific Ocean on the other side, the Northwest

00:53:51.080 passage people were looking for that ever since well the uh 16th century

00:53:58.920 on my history theme show epochs at the moment i'm doing the elizabethan age

00:54:06.280 harry okay i'm doing the elizabethan age at the moment and already in what the 15

00:54:13.880 1560s 1570s they're already looking for a northwest passage do we have to because there's

00:54:21.240 no panama canal of course you have to go all the way down the bottom of south america

00:54:24.860 drake's passage or magellan the straits of magellan that's the only way you can get to

00:54:30.860 the pacific what if you could go north well it wasn't until 1850 they found one so it sort of

00:54:39.580 doesn't it kind of doesn't exist because well i mean it doesn't it doesn't but there you have

00:54:43.800 there's like seasonal sea seasonal ice packs seasonal ice sheets in it's way up north it's

00:54:50.040 way up north in the arctic ocean and there's only a certain time of the year in the summer

00:54:55.800 when it's even possible at all so for the vast majority or for most of the year there just isn't

00:55:02.880 a northwest passage certain times of year there are but even now it's like a really torturous

00:55:08.480 really really difficult convoluted way through a maze a maze of island and inlets and sounds

00:55:16.720 so okay they didn't find it until 1850 so in other words very very very difficult and anyway

00:55:22.480 that's a whole saga a whole saga about the northwest passage if you're interested in that

00:55:26.720 uh check it out in your own time okay on this day in 1861 the pony express missouri to california

00:55:33.360 ends after only 19 months that was the idea that to get messages mail from the middle of america

00:55:41.360 out west in that california way um and that you'd have usually quite physically fit young men on

00:55:49.760 ponies on fit horses and that there were staging posts all along the way and that the young man

00:55:57.920 drives a pony as hard as possible to the next point jumps off that pony gets on another one

00:56:02.080 drives that as hard as fast as possible and so on to get the quickest possible news

00:56:09.280 from the middle of america out to the west and back and it was across still territory that was 0.61

00:56:15.440 like indian country you might get killed by native american indians across what you know

00:56:22.720 modern states of utah nevada and stuff um but because because news information could only

00:56:33.180 travel as fast as a horse can run well it came to an end after only 19 months because the telegraph

00:56:38.680 they got a telegraph line running of course that moves at the the speed of light or is it speed of

00:56:45.800 sound what is it well it's not fiber optics it must be the speed of sound anyway much quicker

00:56:51.520 than uh much quicker than a pony can run and so that did for the pony express and it in the end

00:56:59.080 it came at a loss the whole company lost like two hundred thousand dollars or something which

00:57:03.320 is a lot of money in 1860s money but still it's a footnote in history that a lot of people for

00:57:08.960 some reason i mean i find it mildly interesting for some reason a lot of people are fascinated

00:57:13.340 by the pony express i guess it's one of those last examples of sort of an oldie world thing

00:57:19.360 right and it's deep in the 19th century and still still information is moving in the ancient manner

00:57:26.380 only as fast as a letter or a courier can drive a horse it was the same in ancient mesopotamia

00:57:34.580 thousands of years before it's one of the last gasps of sort of the old world the old old world

00:57:40.880 the pony express okay on this day in 1863 international conference begins in geneva

00:57:48.120 aimed at improving medical conditions on battlefields,

00:57:50.700 leading to the formation of the Red Cross.

00:57:53.960 Of course, this is post the Crimean War,

00:57:56.580 and in the middle, towards the end of the American Civil War.

00:58:01.060 And they realise, they still haven't really got the German theory of disease,

00:58:04.240 they realise loads more men die of disease.

00:58:09.840 And sort of just poor medical practice.

00:58:13.080 The need do.

00:58:14.240 Loads more men die of that

00:58:17.260 Than of actual combat wounds

00:58:20.020 Something should be done about it 0.98

00:58:22.640 The Red Cross 1.00

00:58:23.660 Okay

00:58:24.060 On this day in 1977

00:58:25.840 Last natural case of smallpox

00:58:27.920 Is discovered in Mirka District, Somalia

00:58:30.580 See

00:58:33.540 Trump called Somalia an S-house

00:58:36.540 I shan't say the swear word

00:58:37.800 Because it's half term

00:58:38.600 The swear word beginning with S

00:58:43.320 He described Somalia as an S-house the other day.

00:58:46.880 Talk about Ilhan Omar.

00:58:48.420 That isn't even a real name, is it?

00:58:51.120 Of all the things he could have described Somalia as,

00:58:53.840 he calls it an S-house.

00:58:55.640 Okay, the last known natural case of smallpox

00:58:59.300 was in 1977 in Somalia.

00:59:02.640 And is considered the anniversary of the eradication of smallpox,

00:59:05.700 the most spectacular success of vaccination.

00:59:09.000 One thing I'll say, when you look back through history,

00:59:10.780 All of human history

00:59:12.880 The pox, whether it's a small pox

00:59:15.620 Or various other types of pox

00:59:17.440 Have been a real, real blight

00:59:20.700 On humans

00:59:22.180 Untold millions of people

00:59:26.800 Have died of small pox

00:59:28.260 And various other types of pox

00:59:29.580 But if you contract the pox

00:59:32.940 It's something close to a death sentence

00:59:35.780 Not always, of course, not always

00:59:36.920 And if you do survive

00:59:39.380 you're left with scars, smallpox scars all over you, sometimes terrible.

00:59:48.040 The fact that we don't live in a world where there's smallpox is an incredible thing that,

00:59:54.040 of course, we take for granted, don't we?

00:59:58.520 But yeah, the spectre of the pox across nearly all of human civilisation has been a giant,

01:00:07.000 giant thing the fact that it was more or less eradicated by the vaccination process is frankly

01:00:14.840 a wonderful thing okay and the last fact today we've got on this day in 2019 raid by u.s special

01:00:22.040 forces kills isis founder and leader abu bakir al-bagdadi in syria remember trump coming out

01:00:30.840 remember him come out

01:00:32.560 Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is dead 0.96

01:00:35.020 he died crying like a dog 0.93

01:00:37.180 US special forces

01:00:42.120 stormed the compound he was in

01:00:45.020 in northern Syria

01:00:45.980 and

01:00:48.280 he took

01:00:49.660 in the end

01:00:51.280 he took three little kids down into some sort of escape tunnel

01:00:54.860 but it wasn't a true escape tunnel

01:00:56.200 there was just a dead end to this tunnel

01:00:58.320 he took three, I think

01:00:59.740 Maybe they were his own children, I don't know.

01:01:01.500 But he took three little kids down there.

01:01:03.260 Oh, and he was wearing a suicide vest.

01:01:07.240 And then when the Special Forces teams and the dogs,

01:01:11.560 there were no casualties on the US side,

01:01:13.360 when they closed in on him in this tunnel,

01:01:15.100 he blew himself and the three little kids up.

01:01:18.300 Nice guy.

01:01:19.940 Nice guy.

01:01:21.640 Trump said, whether you believe it or not,

01:01:23.240 he was just crying and blubbing the whole way.

01:01:28.780 Oh, well.

01:01:29.740 All right, that's on this day in history.

01:01:33.720 Should we have a look at our Rumble Rants and Steve Chats?

01:01:35.020 Let me do this with my mic boom so I can see the left-hand side of my screen.

01:01:38.660 Is Global Church History going to be in at number one yet?

01:01:41.640 We're missing you. 0.92

01:01:44.900 Oh, there's loads of Rumble Rants. 0.98

01:01:46.860 Okay, it's not Global Church History.

01:01:48.720 It's Pig Dog this morning.

01:01:50.160 And new champ in first is Pig Dog 5550 who says,

01:01:56.540 met a man from marseille is this the beginning of a joke there once was a man from marseille

01:02:02.620 no okay you've put met a man from marseille so you've actually written sounds like the start

01:02:09.140 of a rude rhyme i met a man from marseille he was exceedingly get anyways continued then you put

01:02:17.680 i said to the man from marseille who now lives in london and this is what apparently you said to him

01:02:22.340 not very safe in my say at the moment he said it's safer than it used to be

01:02:26.660 is this a lying lefty or a non-noticing normie question mark i don't know i couldn't tell you 0.57

01:02:33.420 sounds like nonsense cope though doesn't it how is it 0.90

01:02:36.400 how is it possibly safer than it used to be

01:02:42.180 what are you talking about yeah sounds like nonsense

01:02:47.940 next one luke st luke luke street luke stewart 91 says g'day bow oh yeah how good he's an aussie

01:02:57.720 does that give it away he says g'day bow and everyone hope you all had wonderful weekend

01:03:06.240 we finally got some rain loving the brown grass turning green here nice nice but you're moving

01:03:12.560 into summer down under aren't you because the months are the other way around right is it not

01:03:17.980 just getting hotter and hotter and hotter in oz well best of luck to you best of luck to you

01:03:23.640 the next one the next two the next two are also pig dog again who says i also met a mother with

01:03:29.780 her son she was round nose piercings short hair small neck tattoos her son was wearing black

01:03:37.600 glittery wellies black glittery top leggings eyeshadow and earrings sad and that is sad

01:03:45.200 that's gross that's absolutely perverse okay then you put the next one you put that boy needs

01:03:52.600 therapy that boy needs therapy purely psychosomatic then you've put psychosomatic

01:03:59.480 the boy needs therapy purely psychosomatic if anyone doesn't get what was going on here there's

01:04:04.000 a song isn't there what's it called what's the band called um i can't remember what the band's

01:04:08.680 called but i like that song these are lyrics from a song you're a psychosomatic that boy needs 0.99

01:04:14.260 therapy lie down on the couch what does that mean you're a nut you're as crazy as a coconut it's 0.99

01:04:19.100 that song okay okay what were they called harry can you google i can't believe i can't remember 0.99

01:04:23.900 what they're called i love that song um harry google that song if you could use those lyrics

01:04:31.340 to just google you'll find it or um perhaps someone in the chat if i oh the avalanche sorry

01:04:35.740 sorry harry stand downs someone in the chat fiery fiery humanoid well done the avalanche now loads

01:04:42.740 of people are saying the avalanches it's a it's a song by a band called the avalanches

01:04:47.660 okay luke stewart again next one says on a side note in case it doesn't get uh brought up the

01:04:58.900 lefty politician that got run over

01:05:00.960 in Australia. She lost both her legs, didn't she? 0.87

01:05:03.820 That one that got run over

01:05:04.920 apparently knew

01:05:05.840 she was a far left.

01:05:09.160 Could you imagine all the crimes 0.98

01:05:10.560 they'll stop if they just

01:05:12.240 look at the left?

01:05:17.120 Okay, I mean,

01:05:18.620 yeah, still.

01:05:21.980 She shouldn't be

01:05:22.880 subject to such insane

01:05:25.220 violence. He tried to kill her, obviously, didn't he?

01:05:27.420 He obviously tried to murder her.

01:05:28.900 losing both your legs oh my god the trauma the absolute trauma you're not getting over that

01:05:34.900 you're not anywhere near going to get over that in the rest of your life are you the trauma of 0.89

01:05:38.800 that psychological as well as physical obviously i'm talking about despicable absolutely insane 0.84

01:05:45.040 insane 14 barber says all right mate all right yeah i'm all right are you and then you've put

01:05:52.380 i'm all right tar good that burman and healy quote kids shoes with with wheels in them healy

01:05:59.920 the healy's when healy's first came out i thought it's a shame i'm like a an old man now middle-aged

01:06:06.900 man i couldn't get away that'd be super weird if i bought an adult size 10 size of wheelies

01:06:13.080 they even make those i thought that looks fun you never need to walk down a hill or any sort

01:06:18.220 downhill gradient ever again. You just click the Heelys on. It's sort of fun. Shame I can't,

01:06:25.840 as a middle-aged man, wear them. I mean, I could. There's nothing in the laws of physics

01:06:28.820 preventing it, but I can't really, can I? Okay, and then, sorry, that's an aside. You've

01:06:39.400 put Burnham and Heely, John Heely, pushing for drilling oil. Sad that it will probably

01:06:46.380 refund green energy crud yeah in fact yeah that is what they're saying that is what they're saying

01:06:50.300 that a lot of the revenues from the first one and if they were to open up rose bank a lot of the

01:06:56.080 uh revenues from that because they're saying the rose bank oil and gas won't be much for

01:07:01.980 domestic use it will be for selling abroad for the markets and that the monies the revenues

01:07:06.440 they'll get from that may well be pumped back into green energy policies

01:07:10.160 why not just have it for domestic use

01:07:16.260 they're going to drill in rosebank why not just have it for domestic use

01:07:21.200 until we're completely self-sufficient why not 1.00

01:07:25.000 okay next one is belgians are evil trust me that's what they've called themselves 1.00

01:07:32.420 at belgians are evil trust me says re-serbia its new president replacing guy who lost parliamentary 0.99

01:07:39.400 election is a lesbian saying the new serbian president will be a lesbian okay make of this 0.99

01:07:48.840 what you will but i dare say diluted but still dangerous versions of drag queen story time coming 0.98

01:07:54.120 okay okay if you say so and i'm not questioning you if you say so um yeah perhaps that isn't

01:08:03.600 brilliant after all we got a new dawn in serbia a new tool a new dawn of uh drag queen story term

01:08:11.160 insane lefties is that what it will be i don't know i did warn you i don't know in

01:08:18.000 any real detail about serbian domestic politics so if that's what you're saying

01:08:23.060 all right next one's luke again who says what's the point trying to rejoin the european union at

01:08:32.460 the rate is going quite i don't think there'll be i don't think there'll be one left i don't think

01:08:39.500 there will be one left yeah to rejoin the eu at a time when the afd and national rally are in the

01:08:46.700 ascendancy and both germany and france are looking to distance themselves from the project massively

01:08:51.260 profoundly perhaps even entirely but we're looking to rejoin it madness was because andy burnham is 0.99

01:08:57.360 an ideologue isn't he he's a stupid student activist type ideologue he's got he's got 0.99

01:09:04.860 that type of psychology that is just stunted isn't it like an arrested development like his 1.00

01:09:12.660 political thinking didn't go past the age of 15 or 16 when he was told the Tories and Maggie

01:09:17.800 Thatcher are bad and leftism and Fabianism and the Labour Party are good that's it that's his

01:09:23.280 thinking that's it it really doesn't go beyond that does it therefore Europe is good not in the 0.99

01:09:29.800 old proper lefty like Tony Benn style actually it's not good but in the new in the new stupid 0.97

01:09:38.420 traitorous seditious strain of leftism Europe the European Union is good having sovereignty 0.97

01:09:45.580 somewhere else other than Westminster is good being told what we can or can't do say and think

01:09:50.040 by Strasbourg is good.

01:09:52.500 That's who Andy Burnham is, isn't it?

01:09:54.940 So it doesn't even matter

01:09:56.160 that France and Germany

01:09:57.040 are looking to distance themselves from it.

01:09:58.700 If not, maybe even leave it.

01:10:00.400 Certainly defund it in loads of ways.

01:10:02.160 That doesn't matter.

01:10:03.860 Because Burnham's got an idea.

01:10:07.040 He's got an ideology

01:10:08.000 that says it's good,

01:10:09.140 we should be in it.

01:10:10.060 That's it.

01:10:10.600 That's as far as his thinking goes. 1.00

01:10:12.300 He's a dumb person. 1.00

01:10:14.440 He's a subversive, dumb person. 1.00

01:10:18.020 Alright, the next one is 1.00

01:10:19.100 from belgians are evil trust me again who says not denying role of men like melanchon in in 1.00

01:10:26.540 flaming society but the right is yet to formulate ways of getting comparatively crazy women to vote 0.95

01:10:33.100 for common sense women vote for fairness hand handouts and more i mean not always i mean there 1.00

01:10:41.060 is a trend statistically isn't it that statistically women are more likely to vote liberal that is 0.57

01:10:45.340 true. I would just say, I don't know, I haven't got the answers for that. Just try and make 0.98

01:10:50.580 the arguments as best possible. That's all you can do, really, isn't it? Plus, I will

01:10:54.380 say, when you do find a based woman, like a based boomer, and they do exist, of course 0.97

01:10:58.540 they exist. They're in the minority, unfortunately, but when you find them, they're usually super 0.69

01:11:04.560 based uber based okay picnog5150 says a somalian serial graper jailed for 10 years in 2005 was

01:11:18.160 released graped twice again jailed didn't get his pills in a ramadan pack and so sued birmingham

01:11:25.460 nhs health trust thing and he won his case

01:11:34.560 What are we doing here, people?

01:11:44.280 What are we doing?

01:11:48.660 How wasn't he deported after he served his first custodial sentence?

01:11:55.280 How?

01:11:58.180 European Convention on Human Rights

01:12:00.220 and activist lawyers and judiciary

01:12:02.680 A home office that's a weakling

01:12:05.380 And is ultimately

01:12:06.060 In favour of all those things I've just listed

01:12:09.460 That's how

01:12:10.540 How is he still here?

01:12:13.980 Why was he here in the first place?

01:12:16.700 Oh

01:12:17.100 Mass deportations 1.00

01:12:20.060 It's inevitable 0.98

01:12:21.920 It must be

01:12:23.280 It must be 0.99

01:12:24.700 It's that or a true sectarian nightmare

01:12:28.780 Saw a Rupert tweet at the weekend

01:12:33.980 Showing a statue defamed

01:12:37.340 And some sort of flames of explosion or whatever in the background

01:12:39.840 Just saying, if we don't do mass deportations

01:12:42.100 This is the future of Europe

01:12:43.500 Just that, quite succinct

01:12:45.100 There's an arch to brevity, isn't there?

01:12:47.860 Just that, it's all that's required

01:12:48.940 Don't need a big long paragraph

01:12:51.060 To say, look

01:12:52.620 Is this what you want?

01:12:55.040 Because that's what's going to happen

01:12:59.540 Okay. 1.00

01:13:02.440 Belgians are evil. 1.00

01:13:03.340 Oh, no, we've done that one, have we? 1.00

01:13:05.640 What have we done?

01:13:06.280 Where are we up to? 1.00

01:13:08.240 Okay, yeah, the next two are Belgians evil. 1.00

01:13:10.720 Trust me again, I'll read them in one go 1.00

01:13:11.820 because we're getting on for time here now.

01:13:13.120 Nearly a quarter past. 0.85

01:13:14.320 It says, due to female voting trends, 1.00

01:13:16.600 you're going to dunk on women again. 1.00

01:13:18.300 Okay. 1.00

01:13:19.120 Due to female voting trends, 1.00

01:13:20.920 we need to get 70% plus of men, 1.00

01:13:23.280 maybe even 80% to vote for based parties,

01:13:25.880 especially as 20 to 25 percent of based politicians are ideologically compromised bad for france

01:13:31.760 serbia and then next one you put not arguing for uk euro version of repeal the 19th here

01:13:38.680 i'm saying the right is too scared to discuss even even privately how to offset entrenched female

01:13:45.500 voter refusal to back demographic interests i mean it's a good point uh you you're not you're not

01:13:51.260 wrong i believe the statistics you've written there are correct at least roughly yeah you're

01:13:56.620 not wrong you're not wrong it's a concern isn't it liberal women liberal women are a very much

01:14:03.300 concern for the future of the west yeah as a voting bloc it's not an insubstantial amount is

01:14:13.320 it i would just say it's liberal men and women need to try and change the hearts and minds of

01:14:19.800 all of them it's often when it comes to their door isn't it it's often when it actually finally

01:14:25.920 affects them personally that they change their mind isn't it and realize oh wait maybe this is

01:14:31.560 a problem so in that sense does it have to get worse before it gets better the accelerationist

01:14:36.700 view okay all right dragon lady chris next one up dragon lady chris says i happily argue for both

01:14:48.480 the american and british euro repeal the 19th that's giving women the vote that's dragon lady

01:14:54.500 chris a woman saying this and you've gone on to say most women vote based on feelings not facts

01:15:00.020 and looks where it's got us yeah fair point yeah yeah it's a concern the next two luke again who

01:15:09.300 says i'm going to come i'm going to be completely honest i think a lot of people treat that treat

01:15:14.600 that weaknesses coming from you guys the lotus eaters as well but then again i think they're

01:15:20.620 past the point that voting will fix it i think a lot of people treat that weaknesses coming from

01:15:27.460 you guys the lotus eaters what weaknesses not sure what you mean i can't say exactly what i

01:15:34.020 want to say because of t's and c's on youtube you guys know that once in a while i even have to say

01:15:41.280 to you guys don't fed post it's my job it is part of my job or anyone that's on youtube

01:15:47.460 not to get your channel struck with warnings and then ultimately completely yeeted

01:15:52.460 that's part is hard baked into this role and so very often in fact can't say exactly what i would

01:15:59.560 like to say i don't know what weaknesses you're talking about exactly okay next one you put i had

01:16:05.700 a boss about 10 years ago telling me that as long as people are fat and happy they won't rise up

01:16:11.000 I think a ration book

01:16:12.960 Might make them skinny enough

01:16:14.560 So they will say F it

01:16:16.220 Maybe, again, the accelerationist view

01:16:19.240 Things have to get worse

01:16:21.080 In real time, in a real sense

01:16:23.580 For the average normie

01:16:25.260 Who's still got it very, very, very easy

01:16:26.980 Maybe you're right

01:16:28.340 And the boss you had ten years ago is right

01:16:30.860 Maybe, quite possibly

01:16:32.600 Alright, there's no more

01:16:34.080 They just keep coming in

01:16:34.800 Luke, you're flooding

01:16:35.480 Luke, I'm not saying don't

01:16:37.220 But, okay

01:16:38.120 I'm gonna just whip through them 1.00

01:16:40.880 now i think i've got to belgians are evil trust me says northwest passage and franklin's failed 0.98

01:16:46.840 expedition fact people think uh lead poisoning tinned food killed so many royal navy soldiers 0.54

01:16:52.840 actually amon holmes farted on the terror and erebus killed them all an amon holmes joke there

01:16:58.460 get well soon ames that's just a silly in joke where i once mistook you your name for uh hugh

01:17:02.920 edwards amon holmes is completely innocent of any wrongdoing get well soon ames uh the next two are

01:17:09.940 from luke again who says uh but he's not wrong somalia is an absolute cluster f just like haiti

01:17:16.980 maybe haiti's worse yep you're not wrong uh luke again says we're sure that uh are we sure that his

01:17:23.780 kids are not his wives that he took down into the tunnel i guess we're not sure can't rule that out

01:17:31.540 uh next one is from that's their name that's underscore their underscore name says evening

01:17:37.700 you're in uh you're in japan aren't you um read delia smith ration books could that not replace

01:17:45.840 welfare elsewhere i took a walk yesterday and got to the birthplace of uh toyotomi hideous yoshi

01:17:54.060 hidey yoshi unifier of japan at the same time as queen bess okay i've got a little bit of content

01:18:01.000 about uh 19th century japan there on on um on those teachers.com do you consider signing up

01:18:06.000 as little as five pound month bronze team membership you get all the pay walled content

01:18:10.380 for bronze team membership an extremely generous tiering system and obviously it's sort of crazy

01:18:14.700 so the tiering system's sort of crazy you do get more stuff for being silver or gold tier

01:18:19.100 but just for bronze team membership you get all the paywall content just my show alone hundreds

01:18:24.340 of hours quite literally without exaggeration hundreds of hours of long-form content body of

01:18:28.540 work built up over five years okay there was one there about 19th century and early 20th century

01:18:32.940 Japan okay and the last one here oh I'm sorry two more from Luke again first one says apologies I

01:18:38.420 meant to say that the far I was meant to say the far left politician she knew the attacker and if

01:18:43.840 they looked at the left they looked at the right we'd have so many crimes being reduced okay and

01:18:49.500 the last one here from Luke says apologies for all the butcher chats uh was walking two dogs

01:18:54.660 when the rain wasn't hitting now I'm able to sit down and enjoy some bangers and mash oh I love

01:19:00.760 bangers of mesh one of my favorite meals banging it was bangers of mesh so you've got lashings of

01:19:05.260 gravy thick onion gravy love bangers of mesh and then you put i uh i listen to the rest of the

01:19:14.300 podcast okay all right that's all the rubber ads now let's do the youtube super chats harry you

01:19:18.760 need to do that for my screen can you make it so engage and there they are okay we've got a 20 or

01:19:24.360 so a dozen or 20 odd let's get through them midas touch 2022 in first and new it's been

01:19:30.160 james lee pevenhole for a fair few days in a row but the new first in is midas touch 2022 says

01:19:36.800 wake up right that's the byline isn't it for the bow show breakfast with bow wake up right

01:19:40.800 you put wake up right exclamation mark uh with a breakfast with bow mug this x is christmas

01:19:47.740 i never really shill it i think i've only done it like two or three times ever there's a merch store

01:19:53.680 isn't there on lotusseaters.com there's all sorts of uh there's all sorts of merch on all sorts of

01:19:59.600 stuff there's loads of stuff on there but there's also a range of breakfast with bow things

01:20:02.920 you can get a mug you can get this exact mug and there's a few different designs

01:20:08.680 little harry worked on them didn't you little harry yeah you can't get this one though this

01:20:14.660 one's a prototype isn't it in fact it went slightly wrong that white line across the top

01:20:20.060 is is wrong it's accidental it's not meant to be there they slightly did it wrong when

01:20:24.320 they printed the first prototype. Eventually, when I'm hegemon of the world, that will go

01:20:32.980 at Sotheby's for like 50 million quid. Okay, Midas Touch says, wake up right, have a breakfast

01:20:42.780 with a bow, buy a mug this Christmas. You will look based AF in the office. I can confirm

01:20:48.340 it actually makes the tea taste better. It does. Oh yeah, yeah. I'll just say, it definitely

01:20:53.000 makes tea better 100% Stu Sutton 1977 says anagram of Thomas Markle Shalom Market

01:21:02.120 MQSSS says Bo and the Lotus Eaters don't actually exist

01:21:11.580 Carl projects holograms of his spirit personalities is Carl a cunning puppet

01:21:16.920 master or an evil genius that's the question of our time isn't it

01:21:20.640 are any of us real is this not and has always been ai generated purely by karl

01:21:29.440 karl benjamin is the only human in all of this everything else is just ai

01:21:34.040 okay the educated yobo says f1 f1 are brought to you by a bolivian

01:21:46.120 By Bolivian marching powder

01:21:49.140 That's cocaine isn't it

01:21:50.340 That's a euphemism for cocaine isn't it

01:21:52.020 A little bit of toot

01:21:52.860 Bolivian marching powder

01:21:55.360 F1

01:21:56.520 There was the US Grand Prix

01:22:00.080 At the weekend wasn't there

01:22:00.980 Okay

01:22:02.220 Irwin Romulus says

01:22:04.840 Believe it or not

01:22:07.020 There's a video interview on YouTube

01:22:08.560 With a former Pony Express rider

01:22:10.980 Bloody hell

01:22:11.840 From like the 1930s or something

01:22:14.740 that's interesting i'd be interested in seeing that i've never seen that

01:22:18.340 he was still young enough to demonstrate his revolver skills well worth a watch

01:22:22.920 yeah that's right up my alley i guess that must be really early footage from

01:22:26.280 like you know like the 20s or 30s or something

01:22:28.260 brilliant i love that stuff there's some footage of some civil war americans

01:22:32.220 civil war veterans aren't there again from like the 30s they're really

01:22:35.960 old men at that point of course um classic brilliant stuff brilliant

01:22:39.560 brilliant stuff okay james deep heaven hole here we do get who says um i hope you include

01:22:45.940 sir henry lee in elizabeth the first epochs um elizabeth's champ master of the armory

01:22:51.920 constable of harlick ditchley portrait 1592 at ditchley well i've just finished the spanish

01:23:01.140 armada the last episode went up on sunday yesterday was the spanish armada episode 1588

01:23:06.540 so if he's more in the later bit of queen elizabeth's train i will get to it this week

01:23:11.740 i will get to it this week okay i'm going to do one maybe two more episodes on queen elizabeth

01:23:16.820 the first so it'll be five parts in total mini series on that okay uh last two here penultimate

01:23:24.760 one cory uh tory k music that's what they've called themselves tory k music says morning

01:23:31.320 Bo all right

01:23:31.960 I'm all right

01:23:32.460 thanks Tori

01:23:33.180 are you all right

01:23:33.920 I hope you are

01:23:34.580 you've put

01:23:35.660 Troy McClure was from

01:23:37.060 The Simpsons

01:23:37.600 yeah yeah

01:23:38.400 Troy McClure

01:23:38.880 he wrote great

01:23:40.440 self-help books

01:23:41.740 like

01:23:42.040 smoke yourself thin

01:23:43.340 and get confident 1.00

01:23:44.540 stupid 1.00

01:23:45.040 the writing on the 1.00

01:23:49.020 early and mid Simpsons

01:23:49.980 was very good wasn't it

01:23:50.820 and then you put

01:23:51.420 ha ha ha

01:23:51.940 made me lol

01:23:52.520 have a great day

01:23:53.320 Bo

01:23:53.520 smiley face

01:23:54.140 yeah you too

01:23:54.680 you too love

01:23:55.560 genuinely hope you do

01:23:56.720 cheers Tori

01:23:57.820 yeah Simpsons

01:23:58.700 Troy McClure jokes

01:23:59.480 are funny aren't they

01:24:01.320 How to smoke yourself thin.

01:24:03.940 Okay, and the last one here, from Tatum.

01:24:06.600 How are you, sir?

01:24:07.940 Tatum2733 says,

01:24:10.220 I think you misunderstand accelerationism.

01:24:12.900 Oh, do I?

01:24:14.180 It's not like waking up the masses,

01:24:16.600 but getting to a material resolution of things, 0.94

01:24:19.280 but the Bolsheviks all lose.

01:24:26.480 I think you misunderstand accelerationism. 0.70

01:24:28.500 It's not like waking up the masses,

01:24:30.580 is, by getting to a material resolution of things, comma, be the Bolsheviks or lose.

01:24:41.880 Not understanding exactly what you, I mean, I guess I get the overall point. I'd like

01:24:46.660 to hear more exactly, flesh that out, next time, tomorrow, because I'm going to end the

01:24:50.040 show now, but next time, flesh that out a bit more, exactly what, what you mean by

01:24:54.560 Bolsheviks or lose. What exactly do you mean? It's interesting to me. It's interesting.

01:25:00.580 okay all right oh he's just done it he's just done it you know tatum's quick

01:25:05.340 i may as well read it since this popped in you put the bolsheviks were tiny minority

01:25:10.740 that is true uh who just focused on winning rather than convincing 99

01:25:15.220 that's all true i've got long form content all about the life of lenin and about the

01:25:21.520 russian revolution oh and on history bro i've got stuff i've got hours and hours

01:25:25.580 all this what you've said there is true then you put white country under starling

01:25:31.200 or diverse freedom you choose i guess i see your point i guess i guess i see what you're saying

01:25:36.900 okay all right but to be fair different people do mean different things by accelerationism this

01:25:43.560 is a pretty broad term isn't it people can and do mean slightly different things but i don't

01:25:48.060 think it's got a one sort of very very very tight definition anyway okay i'll spare you

01:25:55.240 any more coughing i'll end the show there it's now 26 minutes past nine in the a.m uh greenwich

01:26:00.480 meantime it's not pretty some time anymore is it it's greenwich meantime again now on monday

01:26:05.200 monday monday the 26th of uh october in the available 2026 thank you for joining me without

01:26:09.600 you guys it's not a thing really is it got impeccable taste turning up watching the bow

01:26:14.020 show live impeccable taste the glorious band the chosen for you my band of brothers and sisters

01:26:17.860 thank you very much try make the best of their head if you can your time is the most valuable

01:26:22.920 thing you will ever have by orders of magnitude if you can i might get too preachy about it but if

01:26:26.640 you can try to make a count try to do something valuable with it okay until tomorrow morning

01:26:31.120 then guys and gals take care

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - October 26, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 26th October 2026

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