The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 27th July 2026

00:00:00.120 Monday, Monday. Morning, you alright?

00:00:06.860 Another day, another dollar, another week, another dollar.

00:00:09.620 Chance to put right what once went wrong.

00:00:12.520 How are you? I hope you're alright. Sincerely do.

00:00:15.240 My band of brothers and sisters, did you have a good weekend?

00:00:18.640 I hope you did. It is just ticked past 8 in the a.m. British Summertime on Monday,

00:00:23.600 the 27th of July in the year of our law, 2026.

00:00:26.440 As always, I'm joined by my producer, Little Hurry. How are you this morning? Good sir.

00:00:29.280 morning yeah we're good disembodied voice omnipresent omniscient producer all

00:00:37.260 right should we get into it should we just get straight into it there's no

00:00:39.040 need for faffing about are we fannying around let's just get straight into it

00:00:42.840 what's going on what's that cabal of evil fleet street editors trying to tell

00:00:46.180 you is or isn't important this morning what are they lying to you about by

00:00:49.100 emission quite a lot actually like they do every single day don't talk about

00:00:53.280 Ehud Barak, yeah

00:00:54.080 Right

00:00:55.960 Okay

00:00:57.560 What have we got?

00:01:00.860 They've decided

00:01:01.660 The legacy corporate

00:01:03.280 Lamestream Media

00:01:04.220 Have decided

00:01:04.820 That youth benefits crackdown

00:01:06.840 Is important

00:01:07.700 And the Gatwick

00:01:09.720 Fly and dry

00:01:11.300 That's important

00:01:13.500 There's some sort of power outage

00:01:16.980 In a nearby

00:01:17.480 Water

00:01:18.560 Plant

00:01:19.900 And the water was cut off

00:01:21.640 To Gatwick Airport

00:01:23.280 Not completely insignificant, but that's the most important thing apparently

00:01:26.200 in the world, according to a lot of these papers.

00:01:30.280 All right, let's have a look.

00:01:31.040 Let's get into it.

00:01:31.620 The Telegraph, the Daily Toregraph.

00:01:33.360 Complete slot, by the way, the Telegraph.

00:01:34.800 I think it's a bit more eminent in some ways.

00:01:39.440 It's a bit more serious.

00:01:40.500 Complete containment, globalist, anti-white, anti-Western slot,

00:01:43.460 like all the rest of them.

00:01:45.360 PMs are cracked down on youth benefits.

00:01:48.240 Payments may be stopped unless training or voluntary work is done.

00:01:51.460 Reduced welfare bill will help fund defence and social care

00:01:55.300 Burnham wants to stop spending on certain things

00:01:57.420 So he can spend on other things

00:01:58.500 Not spending in general to balance the books

00:02:00.520 And to try and manage our insane national debt

00:02:02.820 Not that, not that

00:02:03.720 Just take with one hand to give with another

00:02:07.060 Right, okay

00:02:08.500 So youth benefits

00:02:10.640 Is in some of the other websites as well

00:02:14.380 It's one of the stories today

00:02:15.500 That so many people, youths, sort of under 25

00:02:19.160 They mean really

00:02:20.280 Just make more money

00:02:22.920 By not working

00:02:25.060 Just claim to have

00:02:26.020 Suffer from anxiety or something

00:02:27.940 And you'll make way more money that way

00:02:31.700 Just free

00:02:32.400 Free bunts from the government

00:02:35.000 Make way more money

00:02:36.880 Than if you just work

00:02:37.920 You know

00:02:38.560 An entry level job

00:02:39.500 A minimum wage job

00:02:41.440 That should never be the case

00:02:45.260 You should never pay

00:02:46.220 More

00:02:47.800 To not work

00:02:49.000 Than to work

00:02:49.560 Burnham Society is going to sort of

00:02:54.180 Focus on that

00:02:54.960 It's only just plans

00:02:55.660 It's only talking about it

00:02:56.720 It's not like they've actually

00:02:58.060 Put forward legislation

00:02:59.180 Well they can't anyway

00:03:00.860 Parliament's in recess isn't it

00:03:02.280 But that's one of the stories

00:03:04.480 PM's crackdown on youth benefits

00:03:06.200 Yeah

00:03:06.480 I mean

00:03:07.200 It's not fair is it

00:03:08.880 On people that have genuinely

00:03:09.960 Got anxiety or ADHD

00:03:11.920 That have genuinely got it

00:03:13.120 Genuinely suffer from it

00:03:14.860 And genuinely

00:03:16.000 Sort of

00:03:16.540 So bad

00:03:17.560 So debilitating

00:03:19.060 That they can't work

00:03:20.180 It's not fair on those people is it

00:03:23.220 That small number of people

00:03:24.840 Where you're just like 20, 21 or something

00:03:28.860 And you just realise

00:03:30.540 Oh if I just go to the doctor

00:03:32.100 And just say

00:03:33.020 Oh I've got really bad anxiety

00:03:35.680 I feel anxious whenever I go out on something

00:03:37.560 And the doctor just says

00:03:39.260 Okay fine

00:03:39.780 Yep

00:03:41.100 Oh I've got ADHD

00:03:42.560 I have to keep turning the lights on and off

00:03:44.280 Five times every time I leave or enter a room or something

00:03:46.540 I don't know what

00:03:47.040 But you know

00:03:48.140 It's not fair on people with the real thing is it

00:03:50.920 Because it's millions of people that are doing this now

00:03:54.680 Millions

00:03:55.300 I've got anxiety

00:03:56.960 I've got ADHD

00:03:57.620 I need to be signed off from work

00:03:59.140 And take benefits

00:04:00.540 It's interesting to note isn't it

00:04:04.700 In a lot of countries

00:04:06.140 Most countries in the world in fact

00:04:07.720 Where their welfare state isn't completely out of control

00:04:11.480 Not as many people suffer from that do they

00:04:14.540 That's interesting to note isn't it

00:04:16.900 If you have to work, otherwise you go hungry

00:04:19.920 Suddenly the number of cases of sort of anxiety and ADHD and stuff

00:04:24.120 Fall off a cliff

00:04:25.000 Hmm, that's interesting

00:04:26.420 If you don't work, you don't eat

00:04:29.160 That's an old biblical axiom, actually

00:04:31.240 If you don't work, you don't eat

00:04:33.220 Now how's your anxiety?

00:04:39.420 Not having a pop-up people who've genuinely got it

00:04:41.540 Genuinely got some sort of debilitating real-life chemical imbalance thing

00:04:45.620 It's not fair on them, is it?

00:04:50.840 But yeah, it should never ever pay to not work

00:04:53.840 Quite simple as that

00:04:55.780 An axiom of a healthy society

00:04:59.600 Okay, Andy, Andy, no stern and burn

00:05:04.740 And wants to steal from the young in order to give to the old

00:05:07.500 I'm characterising it that way

00:05:09.740 Pay for social care and fun defence

00:05:13.120 We'll get into that in a bit

00:05:15.620 Mr. The Right Honourable Mr. Wesley Streeting, practicing homosexualists, who's now the

00:05:20.020 defence secretary, says he will resign if he doesn't get the 3% GDP spending pledge on

00:05:27.600 defence. We'll see if he's actually got the testicular fortitude to actually follow through

00:05:33.540 with that, the threat, follow through with the threat, I mean. Okay, wildfires. French

00:05:41.320 look to evacuate bordeaux the whole of bordeaux as fires rage on there's a picture that you can

00:05:47.700 see there if anyone's just listed there's a picture there of wildfires so this is on a lot

00:05:52.720 of the front pages and in fact a fair few of the websites go with the front and center but there

00:05:58.160 you go there's the daily mail apocalyptic fires bear down on bordeaux inferno so big it generates

00:06:05.720 its own thunderstorms threatening entire city as volunteer firefighters battle flames and

00:06:11.240 38 degrees centigrade uh heat set to fan the flames also in madrid madrid is facing a very

00:06:18.240 very similar problem looking at mass evacuations and stuff yeah various various numbers uh um

00:06:25.360 saying of 325 000 people i saw another one 335 000 people have to be evacuated from these areas

00:06:32.720 there's even wildfires in britain up in uh the cairngorms isn't it which is in scotland

00:06:38.000 It's in the Highlands isn't it, the Cairngorms

00:06:40.500 Isn't it, Eastern Highlands

00:06:42.740 Up there, wildfires there

00:06:44.460 ITV News, go with it

00:06:48.420 Front and centre

00:06:49.140 Wildfires rage in France and Spain

00:06:52.020 As tens of thousands evacuated near Bordeaux

00:06:54.260 Down on the south coast, Bordeaux

00:06:57.620 Sky News, front and centre

00:07:00.380 Wildfires within seven miles of Bordeaux

00:07:02.280 And advancing erratically as Macron

00:07:04.360 To hold crisis meeting, okay, alright

00:07:06.020 With that said

00:07:07.500 I'm a little bit suspicious

00:07:10.780 Call me cynical

00:07:16.220 That perhaps all these wildfires aren't completely natural

00:07:24.700 Of course wildfires are a natural thing occurring every year

00:07:29.600 In fact it's completely necessary for the ecosystem isn't it in various ways

00:07:33.900 The regeneration, the rebirth

00:07:37.840 Of forested areas quite often

00:07:40.660 Wildfires are completely natural of course

00:07:42.700 This many, this often

00:07:44.580 Why might I be suspicious?

00:07:48.280 Well, there's previous, isn't there?

00:07:49.940 There's precedent, documented precedent

00:07:52.140 For various peoples

00:07:56.020 Deliberately starting fires

00:07:58.780 So that the narrative can be peddled

00:08:00.700 Of climate change

00:08:01.840 because of course that's what all this leads to what most of the legacy corporate lamestream media

00:08:07.100 are peddling it's that it's climate change it's man-made climate change that's causing all of

00:08:12.660 this and in order to stop it we've got to charge you 30p for a plastic bag

00:08:16.880 in order to stop wildfires you can't have air con in your home in order to stop wildfires and

00:08:26.640 The melting of the ice caps

00:08:28.960 You've got to stop using

00:08:32.260 Fossil fuels as a nation

00:08:34.080 You know

00:08:36.440 The whole narrative

00:08:37.340 The whole insane narrative

00:08:38.600 What precedent Bo?

00:08:40.940 What are you talking about?

00:08:42.540 You mad far right fantasist

00:08:44.340 What about

00:08:45.000 Oh I don't know

00:08:46.240 The Palisades fire

00:08:48.620 In LA

00:08:50.680 Remember that one?

00:08:51.940 Anybody?

00:08:52.500 Anybody remember that one?

00:08:53.520 No?

00:08:53.780 Anybody?

00:08:54.340 No?

00:08:55.000 What was the guy's name?

00:08:55.660 Jonathan Rinder something

00:08:57.300 Rinder Nekt

00:08:58.220 Do you remember that?

00:08:59.760 Was it around New Year's time?

00:09:03.640 A couple years ago

00:09:04.640 That was a massive fire

00:09:08.680 Like 12 people died in that

00:09:10.620 6,000 homes

00:09:11.700 Billions of dollars worth of damage

00:09:13.660 Do you remember

00:09:17.720 In the first week or two of that

00:09:20.320 Wall to wall

00:09:21.400 Climate change

00:09:22.660 It's climate change

00:09:24.100 This is what global warming does

00:09:25.720 This is what man-made generated CO2 does

00:09:28.440 This is the result of that

00:09:30.580 So you have to change your entire way of life

00:09:33.060 And your entire economy

00:09:34.480 Don't worry about India and China burning fossil fuels

00:09:36.700 Don't worry about that

00:09:37.240 Don't talk about that, racist

00:09:38.260 It's climate change

00:09:40.900 Happy now

00:09:42.480 No, it was some dude deliberately did it

00:09:48.440 Right

00:09:54.100 Do we know if many of these are being deliberately set

00:09:57.060 By those with an agenda?

00:10:00.020 Don't know yet

00:10:00.660 Will the various countries

00:10:02.360 France, Spain, Spain, Britain

00:10:04.660 Will we investigate it properly

00:10:06.420 And even if we do, actually

00:10:07.500 Will the mainstream media report on it?

00:10:13.080 I'm a little bit suspicious

00:10:14.300 That's all I'll say

00:10:15.020 It's funny isn't it

00:10:18.520 How we've gone centuries

00:10:19.820 Or certainly decades

00:10:21.340 Where wildfires weren't this common

00:10:23.780 And now they are

00:10:25.240 Funny isn't it

00:10:26.940 Like spontaneous church combustion

00:10:30.480 Spontaneous church and cathedral combustion

00:10:33.660 Ones that have stood for centuries

00:10:36.940 Centuries and centuries and centuries

00:10:38.640 Suddenly all start burning down in the last half generation

00:10:41.740 Churches and cathedrals just spontaneously

00:10:48.180 Set themselves alight these days

00:10:51.060 Like this

00:10:54.140 Wildfires, it's just climate change

00:10:56.720 It spontaneously happened

00:10:57.800 Is it?

00:11:01.180 Hmm

00:11:01.660 Is it?

00:11:04.760 Is that what we're looking at?

00:11:08.040 I'll be called a conspiracy theorist

00:11:09.680 I don't know if I go any further down that road

00:11:11.440 May as well quite literally wear a tinfoil hat

00:11:14.420 If I should suggest such a thing

00:11:16.060 Okay

00:11:19.820 What else we got?

00:11:22.140 I've talked about that for a bit

00:11:22.960 Because they've got pictures of wildfires

00:11:24.860 On a lot of the front pages

00:11:27.160 Okay, still in the Tory graph

00:11:29.640 The containment graph

00:11:31.400 Police force defies trans ruling

00:11:34.560 To put biological men in women's cells

00:11:36.700 Why are you putting women in danger?

00:11:39.480 Staffordshire police

00:11:40.180 In the stories

00:11:40.840 Specifically they're talking about

00:11:42.720 The Staffordshire police

00:11:44.100 Why do you want to put women in danger?

00:11:46.980 The Staffordshire police

00:11:48.180 Why are you doing that?

00:11:49.820 don't you care about the safety of women actual biological women apparently you don't seems you

00:11:56.120 don't otherwise why would you do that and there's been a ruling by the supreme court

00:12:01.720 the uk supreme court something we didn't have until blair we've never needed for centuries

00:12:07.200 anyway at least in this one case they were correct stopped clock is still right twice a day isn't it

00:12:14.540 The Supreme Court said

00:12:17.440 That trans women aren't women

00:12:21.080 A lot of the state just ignoring that

00:12:24.320 Staffordshire Police particularly

00:12:26.080 Said no they will put people in cells

00:12:29.280 Along the lines of

00:12:30.820 What gender they identify as

00:12:33.380 That's just simply putting women in danger

00:12:38.900 That's what that is

00:12:39.820 That's all that is

00:12:40.540 Why are you doing that Staffordshire Police?

00:12:42.680 Who exactly

00:12:44.540 Who exactly are the people

00:12:47.040 That made that decision

00:12:47.880 There will be a few individuals

00:12:52.080 That's what it always boils down to

00:12:53.820 Is that there will be a few people

00:12:56.020 That's the thing you realise

00:12:57.880 It took me until I was sort of in my 20s

00:12:59.700 Certainly after I'd done my A-levels

00:13:01.960 And my undergrad to realise

00:13:03.320 Sometimes you think it's just this general

00:13:05.820 Blob

00:13:07.440 This general thing

00:13:08.280 This general establishment

00:13:09.300 That such and such happened

00:13:10.480 It will always boil down to a few people in a committee room

00:13:13.740 A few small people in a meeting room or a conference room

00:13:18.240 Who make decisions like this

00:13:19.540 That's how the world works, actually

00:13:22.980 Oh, it's the home office

00:13:26.980 This anonymous, impersonal thing

00:13:31.580 It's Staffordshire Police, just as an organisation

00:13:35.080 No, it'll boil down to a few people, individual real-life people

00:13:38.740 Sitting in a committee room

00:13:40.740 Making a decision

00:13:41.620 That's how the world is

00:13:42.860 Who are they then?

00:13:45.900 Let's see if we get the names

00:13:47.160 Of the individual people

00:13:48.320 At Staffordshire Police

00:13:49.800 That made that decision

00:13:50.740 Then held to account

00:13:53.300 The state won't do that

00:13:57.080 The Home Office won't do that

00:13:59.160 I suspect they won't anyway

00:14:01.860 Putting biological men in women's cells

00:14:07.520 Mentalists

00:14:11.240 On top of the Supreme Court

00:14:17.920 There's already judged against such a thing

00:14:20.820 They should be held to account then

00:14:23.360 Aren't the individual people that made that decision

00:14:25.900 At Staffordshire Police breaking the law

00:14:27.780 It's not just in bad taste is it

00:14:30.460 It's not just sort of morally wrong

00:14:32.640 It's breaking the law isn't it

00:14:34.020 So shouldn't they be held to account

00:14:36.740 Yeah, they really should

00:14:37.660 They really should

00:14:38.400 In this little story

00:14:48.860 It's saying it's not that like

00:14:50.220 This Iranian charity wants to do it

00:14:52.780 And the Home Office is going to attempt

00:14:54.160 To block them in the courts

00:14:55.200 No, the Home Office is signing off on it

00:14:56.480 It's a list

00:14:57.200 It's a Home Office list

00:14:58.480 Where they've out of this charity

00:15:00.020 Which is thought of

00:15:02.380 Or is some sort of front

00:15:03.760 For the IRGC

00:15:05.620 or the iranian state's propaganda machine that's a quote there propaganda propaganda machine

00:15:13.620 they're they're allowed to bring over whoever they want you remember just the other day

00:15:17.620 that the iranian state state media said that all right if nothing else

00:15:23.380 raf fairford was a legitimate target for them because it facilitates b1 usb-1 bombers if

00:15:30.900 if nothing else. Oh, but also, we'll get a charity to bring Iranian migrants home.

00:15:45.180 It's our government and the state sort of deliberately putting us in danger, isn't it?

00:15:49.540 Isn't it? It's difficult to characterize it any other way than they're just deliberately

00:15:53.080 destabilizing us and putting us in danger from a hundred different vectors all at once.

00:16:00.900 Oh but Andy Burnham

00:16:05.340 And David Pauldon

00:16:07.280 And Ed Davey

00:16:08.440 They're just laughing up

00:16:09.800 They'll just make videos of them

00:16:12.900 Dancing and laughing

00:16:14.020 Tim Stanley says

00:16:20.960 The right must get to grips

00:16:23.620 With the reality of climate change

00:16:25.720 Shut up Tim Stanley

00:16:27.160 You child

00:16:28.040 You disgusting little cretin

00:16:31.560 You hand-picked shill

00:16:33.560 Has Tim Stanley ever had a decent take?

00:16:35.980 Have you ever watched that thing

00:16:36.720 The Telegraph's podcast with Tim Stanley

00:16:38.220 And that frightful Camilla woman?

00:16:42.380 Have you ever seen that?

00:16:44.200 These are hand-picked shills

00:16:45.340 These are phonies

00:16:46.420 These are phonies

00:16:48.720 All their takes are signed off

00:16:50.880 By their paymasters

00:16:53.620 Right?

00:16:56.500 They're editors

00:16:57.040 You can or can't say that

00:16:58.340 Tim Stanley, the right must get to grip

00:17:00.420 With the reality of climate change

00:17:01.580 Shut up mate, what are you talking about

00:17:04.040 You can imagine his producers going

00:17:06.100 Hey Tim, why didn't you write a piece

00:17:08.320 About the right and the reality of climate change

00:17:10.560 And Tim Stanley's like

00:17:11.280 Yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir

00:17:14.040 Whatever you say

00:17:14.960 Tim Stanley

00:17:18.040 His opinions are of any value

00:17:21.060 Is there a better embodiment

00:17:24.700 Personification

00:17:25.660 Of a phony shill

00:17:28.080 Than Tim Stanley

00:17:29.500 A revolting

00:17:32.300 Child

00:17:33.360 Ugh

00:17:35.240 Alright the times

00:17:38.200 Let's move on the venerable times

00:17:39.680 3.2 billion pounds

00:17:43.400 To switch off wind farms

00:17:44.980 When network cannot cope

00:17:52.820 It's ridiculous isn't it

00:17:54.080 Absolutely ridiculous

00:17:55.160 when the wind farms when there's not enough wind yeah there's not enough wind at some point

00:18:00.220 so they have to switch back to like fossil fossil fuel burning a fossil fuel burning

00:18:08.520 alternative just to switch up that off switch over to that 3.2 billion pounds

00:18:13.400 right so not cost effective then in any way just that alone so the whole thing's

00:18:25.080 Silly, then

00:18:27.100 Is what you're saying

00:18:28.280 Is what that means

00:18:29.340 Trump has a bee in his bonnet, doesn't he, about wind farms

00:18:37.560 That they're ugly

00:18:40.200 And not efficient

00:18:41.560 And a bit of a boondoggle

00:18:43.060 A bit of a gimmick thing

00:18:45.040 He always talks about, doesn't he, how China manufacture

00:18:48.580 Sort of precision engineered

00:18:50.380 Those giant

00:18:51.100 The giant wings

00:18:54.540 On the turbines

00:18:56.140 That's a proper word for it

00:18:57.480 Not wings

00:18:57.860 You know what I mean

00:18:58.360 The arms

00:19:00.180 That stick out

00:19:01.120 A sort of

00:19:02.020 Precision engine

00:19:02.660 Mainly in China

00:19:03.540 China export them

00:19:05.820 And sell them all around the world

00:19:06.700 Meanwhile China

00:19:07.460 Vaguely

00:19:08.960 Roughly speaking

00:19:09.640 Don't use

00:19:10.440 Many wind farms

00:19:11.800 Because it's a silly thing

00:19:14.700 Because if there's not enough wind

00:19:16.880 It will cost you loads

00:19:18.000 Just to switch them off

00:19:19.240 What?

00:19:22.180 Okay

00:19:22.480 The wildfires

00:19:23.700 same picture wasn't it basically avoid fire hit region france urges to urges

00:19:30.220 tourists macron's gonna go there you know macron

00:19:33.120 macron's gonna personally visit it what difference will that make

00:19:36.880 none teen anxiety pays more than job young people who take up part-time work

00:19:44.300 on minimum wage earn a hundred pounds less than those claiming sickness

00:19:47.280 benefits should never be the case should never ever be the case

00:19:53.700 A ridiculous thing

00:19:55.740 And how could you

00:19:59.580 How can you just start claiming

00:20:01.580 Sickness benefits for anxiety payments

00:20:03.500 Very easily apparently

00:20:04.560 You might think oh you'd have to go through

00:20:08.260 Many many layers of being

00:20:10.040 Being assessed

00:20:12.840 Before the government just says

00:20:15.320 The NHS and the government just says

00:20:16.780 Yep okay your anxiety is bad enough

00:20:19.540 That you can't work

00:20:21.260 You cannot work

00:20:23.700 So in order that you can eat in a full choose, we, the state, will just give you money.

00:20:28.600 You might think that'd be a very high bar.

00:20:30.680 Nope.

00:20:32.060 Just go there and claim it.

00:20:37.900 Trying to tank our economy, aren't they?

00:20:39.720 Trying to ruin a generation of youth.

00:20:43.740 Are they not?

00:20:47.000 Okay, the IR paper.

00:20:48.820 Council tax and stamp duty to be scrapped under Burnham plans.

00:20:52.400 Here's an actual story.

00:20:53.700 interesting story remember how no sternum burnham king of the north

00:20:59.040 andy bumham first of his name with his guy liner and mascara and moobs

00:21:03.780 how he said

00:21:06.020 his government would be the most radical for 40 years

00:21:11.100 meanwhile all we really got is musical chairs of people that have already been

00:21:18.800 in government loads and loads of old blairites all the same old faces

00:21:21.680 Saying that he will stick with the manifesto

00:21:23.860 Saying that he will cap bus fares at two pounds

00:21:26.120 Not radical, nothing radical there

00:21:28.440 Let alone the most radical for 40 years

00:21:30.120 Nothing radical

00:21:31.080 Well, here's something

00:21:32.900 It's not what I would call massively radical

00:21:35.640 But here's something with a little bit more substance

00:21:37.580 Again, at this stage, you're only talking about it

00:21:39.720 So many noises coming out of number 10

00:21:42.500 Or number 10 North

00:21:43.320 Not actually firm policy or anything yet

00:21:47.060 It's just people briefing the media

00:21:50.080 but possibly scrap council tax and stamp duty don't worry don't worry they'll bring in loads

00:21:57.060 of other taxes don't worry almost certainly net you'll end up paying more but let's read the

00:22:01.640 little blurb on the front of the eye paper it's usually about the best you get out of flea street

00:22:04.700 on any given day it says the government is actively considering opinions i'm sorry options

00:22:10.360 to replace council tax and stamp duty as pressure grows on the prime minister to reform system he

00:22:16.760 previously condemned as unfair i mean that would be a fairly large move not exactly seismic but

00:22:23.560 in the scheme of things fairly large if there was to replace council tax and stamp duty entirely

00:22:29.240 again don't worry you'll still get taxed to the hilt more than 100 labour mps now back an overhaul

00:22:38.440 with two alternatives a proportional property tax and a land value tax

00:22:43.080 Regarded as the best replacement options in Whitehall

00:22:48.280 Again, taxing more people that own anything

00:22:54.140 Property tax and land value tax

00:22:56.020 If you own something

00:22:57.040 The Pinkos

00:22:59.560 In Westminster

00:23:02.440 The Fabians

00:23:04.240 The Socialists

00:23:05.960 The Commie Wannabes

00:23:08.160 The Champagne Socialists

00:23:10.460 LARPing as Commies, actual Commies

00:23:12.440 If you've got land or property

00:23:15.900 They want you to destroy it

00:23:17.280 Filthy kulak

00:23:18.360 How dare you own something

00:23:20.920 They want to eat the rich and annihilate the middle class

00:23:28.300 Because that's what all socialists always want to do

00:23:30.860 Because their politics is the politics of resentment

00:23:33.520 Straightforward

00:23:37.280 Burnham's plan to hand over income

00:23:39.960 Income tax

00:23:41.400 Fund

00:23:42.680 Start that again

00:23:44.060 Burnham's plan to hand over income tax

00:23:47.500 Funds to

00:23:49.020 Mayoralties

00:23:50.020 Is criticised by economists and MPs

00:23:53.060 Who warn that areas without mayors

00:23:55.140 Will lose out creating a two tier country

00:23:57.040 Maybe, maybe not, it's all just plans

00:23:59.300 Isn't it, it's all just pie in the sky

00:24:01.140 Talk at the moment

00:24:01.900 Who knows if that's true or not

00:24:05.180 It could be

00:24:05.760 It's not like, because Andy Burnham said

00:24:08.440 That he wanted to give income tax

00:24:11.380 Directly to mayors

00:24:13.120 As their budget

00:24:15.440 So they can spend it

00:24:16.240 How they see fit

00:24:16.960 It didn't necessarily

00:24:20.020 Ruled out that places

00:24:21.020 That haven't got mayors

00:24:21.920 Won't get any

00:24:22.680 But it might be that

00:24:23.740 Who knows

00:24:24.220 Okay

00:24:27.320 New Prime Minister

00:24:28.680 Rules out an early

00:24:29.640 Early general election

00:24:30.800 Saying quote

00:24:31.700 I don't think people

00:24:33.100 Want it quote

00:24:33.900 Don't they

00:24:34.420 You would say that

00:24:35.960 Though wouldn't you

00:24:36.460 Doesn't think people

00:24:39.040 Want a general election

00:24:40.160 Really

00:24:40.640 That's convenient isn't it Andy

00:24:48.900 That's convenient no sternum burnum

00:24:52.480 That means you just get to sit in power

00:24:55.300 Like a cuckoo in the nest until 2029 doesn't it

00:24:57.660 The 20, 25 or 1000 people of Makerfield

00:25:02.360 And 330 odd Labour MPs

00:25:04.280 And the promise that you're going to stand by the Labour manifesto

00:25:07.480 Even though the Labour manifesto is very very thin

00:25:10.660 In terms of policy

00:25:11.580 And you don't seem to be sticking to it anyway

00:25:13.860 That's your mandate is it

00:25:15.340 That's your popular mandate is it

00:25:16.900 That's what gives you the legitimacy

00:25:20.060 And the right to rule this country

00:25:21.980 Is it

00:25:22.780 People don't want a general election

00:25:25.600 Don't they

00:25:26.220 You're right

00:25:26.960 This is a bloodless coup d'etat

00:25:30.300 It flies in the face of

00:25:32.940 The core tenets of a democracy

00:25:36.100 A popular democracy

00:25:37.000 But King Bumham, the first of his name

00:25:42.340 King of the North

00:25:43.360 Thinks that people don't want it

00:25:46.520 But he would say that, wouldn't he?

00:25:51.180 In Boise Britain, I would pass an Act of Parliament

00:25:53.680 Which said you couldn't do that

00:25:55.200 If a party ever coos out its own leader

00:25:58.820 They're in government anyway

00:26:01.380 Cooes out their own leader, mid-parliament

00:26:03.420 There should be a law saying

00:26:05.160 You have to go back to the public at that point

00:26:07.280 How dare you sit there

00:26:12.980 There's a cuckoo in the nest

00:26:15.900 How dare you

00:26:16.780 And claim it's legitimate

00:26:19.860 Claim the people don't want a say

00:26:24.680 The brass neck of that

00:26:28.080 The cheek, the chutzpah of that

00:26:30.340 Sickening

00:26:32.400 Absolutely sickening

00:26:35.160 I couldn't sleep at night if it was me

00:26:37.840 If I ever found myself in that situation

00:26:39.520 I would definitely call the general election at that point

00:26:41.840 How can you sleep at night

00:26:43.580 How can you even tell yourself

00:26:46.340 That you're legitimate

00:26:47.880 You're not legitimate

00:26:49.120 A pox on the phony

00:26:52.620 Prime Minister of Great Britain

00:26:53.980 That's what I say

00:26:54.720 The Guardian

00:27:04.660 It's like the bog of eternal stench

00:27:15.840 What is that rotten, fetid stank?

00:27:22.760 Oh, it's the Guardian

00:27:24.000 That's what that is

00:27:24.880 Revolting

00:27:28.400 Like a hot compost heap or something

00:27:31.320 Stomach turning, the Guardian

00:27:34.020 all right okay something about george michael don't care miller milliband red ed milliband

00:27:43.960 vows to give uk global leadership role on climate crisis

00:27:47.240 isn't it zero climate mania has gone global

00:27:53.060 there's a picture of the wildfires again ed milliband it says minister ed is to take up

00:28:01.100 uk position on world bank board in show of intent let me read the little thing it says

00:28:05.980 the foreign secretary red ed milliband is to indicate he will put climate change

00:28:11.240 and overseas development just giving our money away to foreign countries largely to hate us

00:28:16.120 even send us their criminals he wants to put that at the heart of the uk international relations

00:28:23.200 by taking up the country's seat on the board of the world bank the position which is usually

00:28:29.820 it's very very small for me which is usually delegated to a junior minister

00:28:34.960 means Miliband will play an active role in shaping the changes to the World Bank

00:28:40.720 that developing countries have called for and ensuring the climate remains a focus for overseas

00:28:50.840 aid that is right in the limit of my eyesight there okay like actual eye test can you read that

00:28:58.720 So Ed Miliband, it goes on, I read it earlier

00:29:02.560 It goes on to say that he wants to put

00:29:04.340 Climate change and overseas aid

00:29:08.360 At the heart of our foreign policy

00:29:11.360 And he's going to take for himself a position on the board of the World Bank

00:29:16.020 To sort of push that agenda

00:29:17.140 This is an insane person

00:29:19.560 Ed Miliband is an insane communist basically as far as I'm concerned

00:29:24.420 You know Ed Miliband's father?

00:29:28.720 an actual marxist you can only imagine the household that the milliband brothers were

00:29:33.680 brought up in i only imagine it

00:29:40.880 eddie milliband if you live in his constituency next general election

00:29:45.120 think carefully about voting labor think carefully about it

00:29:53.600 middleman completely mental again i think historians will look back in generations

00:29:58.000 time, hundreds of years time, a thousand years time, they'll look back at Britain in the early

00:30:07.160 21st century and they'll say, they'll ask the question, what sort of psychological malady

00:30:16.620 took hold in the political elite in the late 20th century, early 21st century? What was

00:30:23.140 in the minds of the men of power and the political elites that led to them advocating for and

00:30:30.860 trying to carry out insane policies, suicidal policies, policies that actively, and obviously

00:30:36.780 so, weren't in the interest of the nation and the people. How to explain that? It's

00:30:42.320 people like Ed Miliband, isn't it? Traitors, in other words, sadistic traitors, actively

00:30:52.200 Try and undermine us

00:30:53.560 From every angle

00:30:54.260 Edmundaband wants to

00:30:55.580 Start giving away

00:30:56.380 More and more money

00:30:57.320 To countries

00:30:58.280 Foreign countries

00:30:59.040 Many countries

00:31:00.400 That hate us

00:31:01.300 More

00:31:03.120 How explain

00:31:08.340 That they were returned

00:31:09.580 To parliament

00:31:10.220 Time after time

00:31:10.960 After time

00:31:11.440 Then you start

00:31:13.960 Looking at the legacy

00:31:15.540 Corporate mainstream media

00:31:16.720 Don't you

00:31:17.140 Where anyone

00:31:19.880 That is based

00:31:20.780 Anyone that does

00:31:21.960 Have the sort of opinions I've just expressed

00:31:23.860 Someone like Red Ed Miliband and his net zero

00:31:26.240 And foreign aid madness

00:31:27.940 Is a disgusting

00:31:29.360 Treasonous thing

00:31:32.020 Anyone that talks like that

00:31:33.940 There's whole

00:31:36.100 Mechanisms in society to prevent

00:31:38.180 People like us with that world view

00:31:39.760 From getting anywhere near selection let alone power

00:31:42.220 Hope not hate

00:31:44.140 Many many such organisations

00:31:46.200 They'll flag you up to the legacy corporate mainstream media

00:31:50.300 Like the mail

00:31:51.040 Like the Express, like the Times, like the Guardian

00:31:54.080 They'll flag you up to them

00:31:55.740 And then they will ruin you

00:31:57.340 Attempt to ruin you

00:32:00.260 So you will never ever get selected

00:32:02.800 Let alone in Parliament

00:32:04.260 Let alone in Government

00:32:05.380 So you end up with a Parliament full of

00:32:08.060 Ed Miliband's and Stella Creasy's

00:32:10.380 And Lisa Nandy's

00:32:11.480 That's how

00:32:16.280 something's got to change the overton window has to shift much further to the right or to

00:32:25.840 the center really because it's so far to the left so crazily out to the left my left

00:32:30.500 yeah the whole paradigm this whole paradigm that we have to give more and more money our money

00:32:37.540 even though we're in insane debt we can barely refill the interest payments on our debts

00:32:41.720 and constantly moaning about the evil bond markets holding us in hock to them but we'll

00:32:48.380 just keep giving away loads more money keep going on and on about climate change

00:32:52.620 more safe and legal routes we've already been invaded to the tune of 10 to 20 million people

00:32:58.800 since 1997 putting pressure on everything from housing to school sizes to nhs waiting lists

00:33:04.680 not to mention the insane amount of sex crime murders and terrorist mass casualty events

00:33:10.500 But we need more safe and legal routes, if anything

00:33:12.840 All of that

00:33:13.600 All of that needs to be swept aside and changed

00:33:18.100 We need a government which will act in our interests

00:33:21.120 We have to have it sooner or later

00:33:23.620 Because if we don't

00:33:24.460 It will just be full collapse

00:33:27.340 We're going to a sectarian nightmare

00:33:30.360 Aren't we already in the very beginnings of a sectarian nightmare

00:33:34.700 Along tribal, racial and religious lines

00:33:38.100 Oh but Andy Burnham and Ed Davey

00:33:43.860 Will just laugh it up

00:33:44.920 Post videos of themselves dancing and laughing

00:33:48.300 Even Reform go up on stage

00:33:50.840 With some pyrotechnics

00:33:52.180 And all the leadership standing there

00:33:53.980 Laughing hysterically

00:33:56.940 See Reform do that sometimes

00:33:59.420 They're on stage

00:34:00.560 You've got Nige and Tyson, whoever

00:34:02.700 Are up there for the photos

00:34:05.720 Laughing their heads off

00:34:07.340 What's funny

00:34:09.740 What's funny, really

00:34:11.420 Alright

00:34:15.180 Andy Byrne, I'm not going to say anything

00:34:17.940 About the migration problem

00:34:19.820 Our invasion

00:34:20.680 Let alone re-migration

00:34:23.660 Wouldn't touch that with a barge pole, would he

00:34:26.140 You'd have to be some sort of far-right fantasist

00:34:28.160 You'd have to be an evil, racist bigot

00:34:30.240 You'd have to be

00:34:31.540 Ethically on the level of a full-blown

00:34:34.360 Nazi to even dream of talking about

00:34:36.340 Re-migration

00:34:36.980 Even though it's obviously the solution

00:34:41.580 Isn't it? Obviously so

00:34:43.280 Diversity isn't

00:34:45.640 A strength, much less our greatest strength

00:34:47.300 It isn't, of course it isn't

00:34:50.500 Homogeneity

00:34:51.580 Is a strength

00:34:52.260 Of course it is, of course

00:34:55.140 Diversity is our strength

00:34:58.840 Yeah, if your aim is to

00:35:01.480 Get 190 rapes a day

00:35:03.300 Yeah, if your aim

00:35:05.580 to destroy the NHS, then it's a strength, yeah. If your ultimate aim and goal is to create

00:35:15.520 a low trust, high crime society, then diversity is a strength, sure, sure, sure. Police look

00:35:22.640 into reform donations by a tax firm. They're really going for reform, aren't they? Really

00:35:27.620 going for it payments to reform uk first revealed by the guardian and now being invested are now

00:35:36.320 being investigated by the metropolitan police the london police it's right on the limit of

00:35:43.540 what i can read but i read it earlier and i'll paraphrase it says that that posh george remember

00:35:48.840 george george cotrell and his mum george cotrell and his mum fiona they gave loads of money

00:35:57.600 like something to the tune of a million pounds to was it one of Ticey Dice's Dicey Tice's Richard

00:36:04.820 Tice to his one of his companies something like that I'm conscious if I get any of these details

00:36:09.200 slightly wrong anyway a bunch of it ended up in Reform UK coffers is there anything wrong with

00:36:17.640 that were any rules broken was any law broken I don't know maybe maybe not I really don't know

00:36:22.680 but the met police are looking into it tyce himself

00:36:26.340 containment tyce a moral coward

00:36:31.840 said did say to be fair to him in this instance that he hasn't been informed about it and that

00:36:40.200 it's very odd that the police wouldn't speak to interested parties that they would just start

00:36:49.400 this investigation and then and somehow brief it to the guardian or the legacy corporate lamestream

00:36:54.200 media and not talk to him not ask him about it in any way fair point are the police in cahoots

00:37:04.340 with the blob the deep state to try and ruin reform at any cost working hand in glove with

00:37:13.020 the media does look that way doesn't it you know i'm not reform here they treated me quite poorly

00:37:19.680 but i did vote for them anyway through gritty teeth at the last general election i'm more of

00:37:24.500 a restore guy i'm more rupert than nige but i still wouldn't pour absolute scorn on reform for

00:37:33.340 no good reason would still stand up for them if it's shown that they are completely the victim

00:37:40.920 him of a deep deep deep stitch up it does look like that doesn't it i think their policies are

00:37:51.880 milquetoast are not strong enough and not what's necessary when nigel basically capitulated to

00:37:58.660 islam and said that he wasn't concerned in that interview with stephen edgington said he wasn't

00:38:03.100 concerned about demographic change right so he's not my guy nigel's not my guy reform if i was

00:38:08.420 Still in reform at that point I would have left

00:38:09.960 Because that's not good enough

00:38:11.480 That still locks in our demographic

00:38:13.940 Decline and replacement

00:38:16.020 That's still a nightmare

00:38:18.080 For this country, for these islands

00:38:19.960 So reform aren't good enough for me

00:38:21.860 But

00:38:22.300 If they are being absolutely

00:38:25.980 Stitched up by the

00:38:28.000 Globalists, the globalist establishment

00:38:30.280 I'll call it out happily

00:38:31.860 Happily

00:38:33.980 It's not fair is it

00:38:38.420 Life isn't fair.

00:38:39.260 Politics isn't fair.

00:38:40.280 The world isn't fair.

00:38:46.980 The Daily Mail wearing the skin suit of patriotism.

00:38:51.240 The Daily Mail just as much seditious globalist slop as all the others.

00:38:56.980 Occasionally giving you a bit of red meat.

00:38:58.840 Thinking, trying to make you think they're on your side in some way.

00:39:01.980 They care about you.

00:39:02.720 No.

00:39:02.860 They'll try and destroy a reform

00:39:06.020 Or restore

00:39:06.780 Or anyone to the right of Olukemi Badenok

00:39:09.360 The Nigerian anchor baby

00:39:10.900 Somehow finds herself laughing as the leader of the opposition

00:39:13.060 They'll try and destroy those people

00:39:14.520 Just as much as the Guardian

00:39:15.960 Or the Metro or whatever

00:39:18.000 Or standard

00:39:18.820 Just as much

00:39:19.840 You're a slop

00:39:21.240 French mayor

00:39:23.800 Walls of apocalyptic fires are at the gates

00:39:26.940 To the very walls of hell

00:39:31.740 Bordeaux

00:39:33.940 Now entire city faces evacuation

00:39:36.720 As PM refuses to commit to 3% funding increase

00:39:40.980 Of the defence budget by 2030

00:39:43.260 Streeting practicing homosexualist

00:39:45.880 Mr Wesley Streeting, the right honourable

00:39:47.740 Will quit if defence plan falls short

00:39:50.620 So brave

00:39:53.500 So brave of Mr Wesley Streeting

00:39:56.260 Who's definitely going to lose his seat next time

00:39:59.840 Ilford North, isn't it?

00:40:00.960 You've got a majority of 600 odd isn't it

00:40:03.560 Something in that ballpark

00:40:04.380 A few hundred

00:40:04.960 Completely captured foreign enclave

00:40:08.160 Ilford

00:40:08.680 Oh completely

00:40:10.400 Go to Ilford

00:40:12.680 Walk around Ilford in East London

00:40:14.020 You could be in

00:40:16.380 Delhi

00:40:17.480 You could be in Islamabad

00:40:20.940 Will Mr Streeting keep his seat

00:40:27.700 At the next general election

00:40:29.180 No almost certainly not

00:40:30.960 I would not have thought so

00:40:34.600 So it's kind of irrelevant what he does

00:40:39.500 Whether he quits government or not

00:40:40.900 Because he'll be on the scrap heap of history

00:40:43.660 In two years

00:40:44.700 Two and a bit years, whatever it is

00:40:46.880 Probably give him a seat in the Lords won't they

00:40:52.980 They'll probably ennoble him

00:40:54.560 The Lords treating

00:40:56.760 First Baron treating

00:41:00.960 The Financial Times

00:41:04.000 Gen Z victory, Modi caves into protesters

00:41:08.660 Don't care, don't care about Indian politics

00:41:10.840 Biggest defense companies

00:41:14.520 Home in on startups for nimble and military tech

00:41:18.560 Push into quote modern warfare quote

00:41:21.340 Later comes as US and Iran halt fire

00:41:23.980 Oh yeah, Donald Trump's stopped bombing Iran

00:41:26.940 For a little while

00:41:30.960 Wants to make space so that they can talk

00:41:33.360 It's funny, the line coming out of the White House and the State Department

00:41:38.280 Until, like what, 24 hours ago or so

00:41:40.840 Was, they, the US, are not interested in talking to the Iranians

00:41:45.340 They don't believe the Iranians are sort of in good faith

00:41:49.420 And that's fair, that's good, because of course they're not

00:41:53.000 But now, the Donald wants to make space so they can talk again

00:41:58.300 Is it just what Dr. Steve Turley said

00:42:02.900 That it is actually part of the plan

00:42:04.880 To smash Iran

00:42:06.520 Let Iran bring out some of its remaining military assets

00:42:09.140 So that the US can annihilate them

00:42:11.860 And then when the oil price spikes too much

00:42:15.020 They'll have talks

00:42:16.780 They'll have talks and calm down very deliberately

00:42:18.840 Peaks and troughs in the violence

00:42:20.660 So that the oil price can calm down again

00:42:23.120 And then repeat

00:42:25.960 Until Iran's got no military material left

00:42:29.560 And that's the 4D, 5D chess plan

00:42:33.780 It might be, I don't think it is

00:42:37.900 But maybe Dr. Steve Turley's got it right

00:42:42.400 For once

00:42:43.460 Maybe not, maybe it's pure cope

00:42:48.740 Let's have a look at the price of oil

00:42:51.300 The price of crude on the open market in real time

00:42:53.680 brent crude 91 a barrel west texas 94 84 sorry 84 so you know hi remember when this war started

00:43:06.620 in february very very roughly speaking because there isn't just one number but very roughly

00:43:10.660 speaking crude was trading about 80 a barrel 79 78 80 a barrel something in that ballpark

00:43:16.340 there's more than that isn't it but not massively more it's come down that price has come down

00:43:23.640 It was knocking up $100 at the end of last week, wasn't it?

00:43:27.160 I think Brent broke through the $100

00:43:29.120 That ultimately arbitrary, psychologically important barrel of $100 barrel

00:43:35.580 It's come down a bit

00:43:38.120 So if that is Trump's master plan

00:43:40.920 To lure Iran into a full sense of security

00:43:47.320 So they can blow up their stuff

00:43:48.800 Do that for a while

00:43:50.820 Then stop and pull back so the price of oil can rebound

00:43:54.120 And then rinse and repeat

00:43:57.380 Maybe

00:43:59.560 Maybe not

00:44:02.320 Okay, back to the front pages

00:44:05.040 Oh yeah, look, there's 335,000

00:44:07.700 Spain and France evacuate 335,000

00:44:10.560 As raging wildfires threaten major cities

00:44:13.460 They're just wildfires

00:44:14.940 That's all they are

00:44:15.900 It's a wildfire

00:44:17.200 Don't worry about how it really started

00:44:22.040 Just a wildfire

00:44:24.420 Hmm

00:44:25.200 Okay

00:44:26.200 Mad bank climate change, is it?

00:44:29.100 Sure

00:44:29.380 The metro

00:44:30.460 Oh

00:44:30.720 Oh, the metro

00:44:32.520 Stop

00:44:34.740 Get some help

00:44:36.260 The metro

00:44:38.660 I would have a sedition act

00:44:42.980 And close the metro

00:44:44.440 That's what I would do in post-Britain

00:44:46.300 Yeah

00:44:47.100 Oh, that's very authoritarian, Beau

00:44:49.400 Yeah, good

00:44:50.140 Disgusting, the Metro

00:44:53.580 Absolutely disgusting

00:44:55.160 Day after day after day

00:44:58.060 Pumping out sedition

00:45:00.380 Fly and dry

00:45:05.120 This is really an important story

00:45:07.960 In the scheme of things, in the world

00:45:09.440 Everything that's going on in the world right now

00:45:11.740 As I mentioned earlier

00:45:13.800 There was some sort of power plant

00:45:15.820 Which gives power to feed water to Gatwick Airport

00:45:20.840 Had a power cut

00:45:22.780 And so there was a water shortage in Gatwick Airport

00:45:26.100 Which meant toilets wouldn't flush

00:45:27.660 And the taps were turned off

00:45:29.960 Turn on the tap and no water came out

00:45:31.780 Some of the toilets had to be shut

00:45:34.480 Look, they put shutters across some of it

00:45:36.840 That's it, that's it

00:45:39.580 There's nothing else, that's the story

00:45:40.740 That's the whole story

00:45:41.600 Front page news

00:45:43.620 I have everything that's happening in the world right now

00:45:46.140 The editors at the Metro

00:45:48.520 Think that is the most important thing

00:45:51.020 You need to be told about

00:45:52.040 It's lying by omission isn't it

00:45:55.740 All the other things you could report on

00:45:57.940 Literally a whole world

00:46:00.580 Of more important things

00:46:02.160 You could report on

00:46:03.280 What's George Osborne's connection

00:46:07.220 To the 5th Baron Rothschild

00:46:10.060 And his connection to Epstein

00:46:11.460 What about that

00:46:12.100 No, no, no

00:46:13.200 It's that the water was cut off to Gatwick

00:46:15.280 Right, okay

00:46:15.940 You say so Metro

00:46:18.780 Good one

00:46:19.740 The Express, it's a good paper

00:46:21.540 You can read your Express now

00:46:25.040 You can get your news from the Express now

00:46:29.580 Thousands of new officers could have been recruited since 2020

00:46:36.000 But instead

00:46:36.900 Police waste millions on diversity schemes

00:46:40.960 Great

00:46:43.200 Diversity schemes have cost police forces more than half a billion pounds that could have instead been used to fight crime, a report claims.

00:46:52.460 The £631 million spent on diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives since 2020 could have funded 2,000 more frontline officers every day, the policy exchange think tank revealed.

00:47:08.060 well thanks for bringing that to us the express funny though when people actually start talking

00:47:17.880 about if a party actually starts talking about doing away with dei and fighting anti-racism

00:47:26.560 if a party ever does that you try and demonize them and destroy them though so what are you

00:47:31.440 talking about the express what are you doing is this just a bit of red meat so people buy

00:47:37.880 your paper or click on your website but you don't actually mean it you don't actually care is that

00:47:42.740 what's going on here of course it's what's going on here yeah for someone like some party like

00:47:47.440 reform or restore actually want to battle this certainly reform sorry restore how many times do

00:47:57.080 i say reform meant mean to say reform and say restore and the other way around oh

00:48:02.060 Why did Restore pick a name so close to reform?

00:48:07.000 Anyway

00:48:07.160 Yeah, The Express will demonise them

00:48:10.160 And try and do hit piece after hit piece after hit piece

00:48:12.240 So why are you complaining now?

00:48:15.520 The Express

00:48:16.040 Is this all just complete performative nonsense?

00:48:19.960 It is, isn't it?

00:48:21.680 Don't trust The Express

00:48:22.680 Again, like the male

00:48:23.640 Wearing the skin suit

00:48:25.940 Sort of nativism

00:48:29.080 Or patriotism

00:48:30.460 Pretending they're on your side

00:48:33.200 Pretending they want the best from the nation

00:48:34.960 And they're aghast

00:48:36.160 At something like DEI initiatives in the police

00:48:38.620 Are you really though?

00:48:40.820 Are you though?

00:48:46.560 You're trying to destroy

00:48:47.840 A party that actually wants to do something about it

00:48:50.960 Weird

00:48:53.700 The mirror

00:48:56.900 just a horrible individual story grieving mum's water plea no child should die for a day at the

00:49:05.460 seaside and it's a story that this little poor little kid swam in the sea near like the sewage

00:49:11.160 and got e coli and died yeah and of course it's right to not want sewage companies to

00:49:20.940 Pumped sewage into the sea

00:49:22.180 Of course

00:49:23.160 It's just an individual

00:49:28.740 Horror story isn't it

00:49:30.160 Just an individual horror story

00:49:32.600 Thanks for that

00:49:34.280 Again out of everything in the world

00:49:35.420 Not that this isn't an important issue

00:49:39.020 It is

00:49:40.560 Are there more important things in the world

00:49:44.840 Going on of course there are

00:49:45.940 Did the cynical, cynical

00:49:48.300 Evil editors at the mirror

00:49:50.000 Just decide, this is what will get us most clicks

00:49:53.240 If it bleeds, it leads

00:49:56.840 This is what we calculate will sell most papers

00:50:02.280 Great, thanks the Mirror

00:50:05.940 The Mirror's one of the worst

00:50:10.780 It's possibly worse than The Guardian in a couple of different respects

00:50:14.500 At least The Guardian's pretty honest about what it is really

00:50:19.140 The Guardian doesn't wear much of a mask

00:50:22.680 The way the Express and the Mail

00:50:25.900 And the Mirror do

00:50:26.740 They all wear masks

00:50:30.020 They don't know

00:50:30.620 Well that's correct Wendy

00:50:32.880 We all wear masks

00:50:34.040 Metaphorically speaking

00:50:35.960 The Mirror is one of the worst

00:50:37.940 Pretending it's something it's not

00:50:39.440 It really does

00:50:40.420 The Mirror

00:50:43.340 Some of the worst globalism

00:50:44.900 Pumped out of the Mirror

00:50:45.960 Some of the most reformed arrangements

00:50:48.740 syndrome nigel derangement syndrome and the worst cases is the mirror all right the daily star what

00:50:54.020 absolute slop are they serving us up crime exclusive that people go to to the the petrol

00:51:00.660 pump fill up and drive away yeah okay great yeah yeah it's really bad more than 800 people a day

00:51:05.700 do it yeah all right oh yeah it's bad yeah i know yeah i know anything else anything of actual any

00:51:11.620 real importance

00:51:12.620 no

00:51:14.640 the sun

00:51:17.140 even more

00:51:18.160 sloppy

00:51:18.720 Ronaldo

00:51:19.700 that's

00:51:20.120 Cristiano

00:51:20.700 Ronaldo

00:51:21.260 lights

00:51:23.440 camera

00:51:24.040 act

00:51:24.520 Ron

00:51:24.900 action

00:51:26.520 act

00:51:26.920 Ron

00:51:27.180 Ron

00:51:27.500 Ronaldo

00:51:28.000 ace

00:51:29.340 produces

00:51:29.800 TV drama

00:51:30.840 striker to

00:51:31.820 play himself

00:51:32.320 just know

00:51:32.920 there's some

00:51:33.320 TV drama

00:51:34.180 where

00:51:34.560 Damien Lewis

00:51:35.980 is going to

00:51:36.380 play like a

00:51:36.960 football agent

00:51:37.780 yeah

00:51:39.600 did you ever see

00:51:40.080 Billions

00:51:40.500 that was quite good

00:51:41.100 wasn't it

00:51:41.620 It might be a good role for Damien Lewis

00:51:44.040 He's going to play some high budget TV drama

00:51:47.760 Where Damien Lewis plays a football agent

00:51:49.680 And Cristiano Ronaldo is actually a producer on it

00:51:52.640 Spending a bit of his own money and being a producer on it

00:51:55.180 And he himself will even appear as a cameo or something in it

00:51:58.520 That's the most important thing in the world now

00:52:01.220 According to The Sun or today, this morning

00:52:03.360 That's the most vital thing

00:52:05.220 That you need to know at a glance that's going on

00:52:11.620 Not our invasion

00:52:13.280 Not the tsunami of invaders

00:52:17.480 Not the unbelievable number of rapes that happen in this country

00:52:24.880 Not that, no

00:52:26.500 That Cristiano Ronaldo is acting as a producer

00:52:30.540 And may appear as a cameo in some Damien Lewis TV show

00:52:33.920 Right, okay

00:52:35.220 Okay

00:52:36.360 You're going to tell me this cabal of Fleet Street editors aren't evil

00:52:39.880 It's evil

00:52:40.720 They're not doing their job are they

00:52:43.160 They're not doing their job

00:52:45.180 The job of the media

00:52:48.040 Is to shine a light on

00:52:50.040 Things that are important

00:52:51.760 This is not important

00:52:53.940 Fundamentally it's not important is it

00:52:56.120 Alright they're the front pages

00:52:58.220 They're the increasingly

00:52:59.840 Infuriating and absurd

00:53:02.640 Front pages

00:53:04.480 It's a cavalcade of slop

00:53:07.720 Alright let's have a look at

00:53:10.580 our poll. We do our poll about this time of the show, don't we? What did we ask you guys

00:53:15.420 today? Oh, we asked you guys, and over 1,200 of you have voted. Let's lock it up. Let's

00:53:24.660 get 1,300. We asked you guys, could some wildfires have been deliberately started by climate

00:53:30.280 activists? Could they have? Just posing the question, just asking questions. The eye

00:53:40.560 have it you're my people the gross band the chosen few my band of brothers and sisters 84 percent of

00:53:48.880 you say yes only two percent say no and 14 say maybe all i know is my gut says maybe only two

00:54:00.220 percent say no it's a stonking win it was a national referendum you claim a mandate for all

00:54:05.940 time, wouldn't you? 84%. Could some wildfires have been deliberately started by climate

00:54:12.520 activists? That 2% who say no, a definite no, get out. Go on, bugger off. This isn't

00:54:21.440 the podcast for you. You're not wanted. Leave. Goodbye. Don't let the door hit you in the

00:54:26.300 ass on the way out. Don't go. Don't leave me. I still love you. I still love you. I

00:54:29.740 was joking. That was a joke. Come on, baby. Don't go. Don't leave me. That was a joke.

00:54:33.080 Obviously I was joking

00:54:33.720 Please stay

00:54:34.180 Don't go

00:54:34.620 Okay

00:54:38.140 Okay

00:54:39.560 Should we have a look at

00:54:44.840 Oh it's already 5-2

00:54:47.700 I was going to do a couple of other stories

00:54:49.160 What was I going to do

00:54:50.860 Have a quick look

00:54:51.600 Have a quick look

00:54:54.320 I mean no massive rush today

00:54:55.380 I'm not on the main podcast

00:54:56.540 So

00:54:56.860 Let's do an hour and a half

00:54:59.260 Let's do it

00:55:00.060 Who cares

00:55:00.800 It's supposed to be an hour long show

00:55:03.440 Don't say I'm not generous

00:55:04.200 Don't say I'm not a river to buy people

00:55:06.440 Did I just compare myself

00:55:11.260 To Abu Al-Tayy

00:55:12.940 One of the greatest warlords of all time

00:55:15.260 Hero among men

00:55:16.780 Didn't I

00:55:19.380 Bit presumptuous

00:55:20.840 Anyway

00:55:21.260 Let's carry on

00:55:22.800 Andy

00:55:24.860 Andy Bumham

00:55:25.900 King of the North

00:55:27.180 First of his name

00:55:27.800 Says

00:55:28.280 The NHS will collapse

00:55:29.840 Without social care reform

00:55:31.320 PM tells the BBC

00:55:33.380 It's going to collapse anyway

00:55:34.560 You understand that

00:55:36.480 Anyone on there

00:55:38.880 Any liberal or socialist

00:55:39.840 Who thinks the NHS is some sort of

00:55:42.340 Some sort of holy

00:55:46.400 Sacred cow

00:55:48.000 That cannot be allowed to collapse or die

00:55:50.480 No matter what

00:55:51.260 Well I've got a newsflash for you

00:55:52.500 It's going to collapse anyway

00:55:54.020 How do I know that?

00:55:55.920 Why am I making such a bold prediction

00:55:57.980 In such a

00:55:59.840 Unequivocal terms, because you've allowed 10 to 20 million people to come here.

00:56:07.820 The NHS cannot absorb that.

00:56:12.180 It cannot.

00:56:14.400 And still more safe and legal routes, more safe and legal routes.

00:56:17.740 Another Boris, up to 2030, we expect another 7 million odd people to come here.

00:56:23.720 The NHS cannot absorb that.

00:56:26.380 you can have one or the other you can have a functioning nhs or you can have open borders

00:56:32.680 you can't have both you cannot you ever go to a waiting room these days and it's just full of

00:56:38.700 foreign people visibly foreign people chatting away in their foreign dialects every single one

00:56:44.700 of those people every single one of those appointments they have with a consultant

00:56:49.220 or a scheduled operation every single one of those is an appointment or operation taken away from

00:56:55.540 the native people of these islands every single one

00:56:59.020 you want a health service that's free at point of use for everyone

00:57:05.020 but you're going to flood it with millions millions of more people well that doesn't work

00:57:10.820 that's not sustainable is it that's not sustainable oh but you're worried about

00:57:15.020 just the health care part of it we'll twiddle around the edges of health

00:57:17.960 social care sorry social care reform

00:57:20.660 No Stern and Burnham is going to fiddle around on the edges of social care reform

00:57:26.920 And that will save the NHS from collapse

00:57:28.540 No it won't

00:57:29.360 No it won't

00:57:29.900 You need to deport, re-migrate millions of people

00:57:35.280 If millions must go, then millions must go

00:57:36.880 Otherwise, things like the NHS

00:57:38.820 And our hospitals, and our schools, and our housing

00:57:43.180 Will all implode and collapse

00:57:45.480 The economy itself

00:57:47.340 The fabric of our society

00:57:49.840 Will implode and collapse

00:57:52.620 I don't want that to happen

00:57:58.620 That's what quite a lot of our enemies will say

00:58:00.760 When we talk about things like that

00:58:02.320 Oh that's what you want, that's your wet dream isn't it

00:58:04.480 No

00:58:05.720 We're talking about it now, I've been talking about it for years

00:58:08.360 Because it's exactly what I don't want

00:58:09.900 I feel like a Cassandra

00:58:11.380 You know

00:58:12.560 The Cassandra figure

00:58:14.340 In the ancient world

00:58:17.360 In Troy in fact

00:58:18.580 Doomed to be able to see the future

00:58:22.340 And that no one will believe her

00:58:30.540 What a disgusting counter-argument it is from the left

00:58:33.520 When the right talk about this stuff

00:58:35.520 We need to remigrate people

00:58:37.480 Because if you've allowed 10 to 20 million people to come here

00:58:40.500 It puts so much stress on everything

00:58:41.740 That everything collapses and falls apart

00:58:43.480 That when we highlight that

00:58:45.980 We're the problem

00:58:48.180 We want that collapse

00:58:50.940 No, the exact opposite

00:58:52.400 Disgusting argument

00:58:54.060 That is, that they use

00:58:55.900 PM pledges continue support for Ukraine

00:58:58.620 Ahead of Zelensky visit

00:58:59.860 Brilliant

00:59:00.220 Yeah, he said

00:59:03.080 What did he say?

00:59:05.980 Just an unending support

00:59:08.460 For Ukraine

00:59:09.260 Was it in there?

00:59:12.140 I thought it was in the mail

00:59:14.660 I guess not

00:59:15.820 there was a one story oh here we go look there we go so it's itv news burnham pledges unwavering

00:59:22.080 support for ukraine ahead of zelensky visit brilliant put ukrainian interests above ours

00:59:28.980 you crazy sob traitor it's trade is quite simply traitorous andy burnham has said the uk support

00:59:39.660 For Ukraine remains unwavering

00:59:41.820 Ahead of welcoming

00:59:43.000 Volodymyr Zelensky

00:59:44.240 On Monday

00:59:46.240 As his first international visitor

00:59:48.260 Since becoming Prime Minister

00:59:49.360 That's telling isn't it

00:59:51.860 The very very first

00:59:54.200 Foreign leader

00:59:54.920 That he gets to speak to

00:59:56.560 In person anyway

00:59:57.400 Is Ukraine

00:59:59.920 This weird little goblin man

01:00:02.900 This again

01:00:05.580 Hand picked

01:00:06.640 Globalist

01:00:09.820 Freak

01:00:11.040 That we're supposed to give him endless money

01:00:14.040 It's the most corrupt government on earth isn't it

01:00:18.000 Or top five

01:00:18.600 Certainly top five

01:00:19.660 The most

01:00:20.620 Where's all those billions and billions and billions and billions

01:00:23.840 From Western Europe and the United States gone

01:00:26.160 Is there going to be an audit of exactly where all that money's gone

01:00:29.080 And what it's been spent on

01:00:29.960 Nope

01:00:30.200 Nope

01:00:31.080 Just endless more though

01:00:32.580 Mad

01:00:35.640 Apparently we're going to give him a thing called

01:00:39.180 Stone cloak

01:00:40.140 Which is cutting edge British technology

01:00:43.600 To help

01:00:45.760 I think it's to help cloak

01:00:47.340 Ukrainian drones and missiles

01:00:49.600 So the Russians can't see them

01:00:51.840 And intercept them

01:00:52.640 Why are we involved in that

01:00:55.760 In that conflict at all

01:00:57.460 I have no idea

01:00:58.120 It's nothing to do with us

01:00:59.840 I don't buy the narrative

01:01:01.080 That Mr Putin as soon as he's done with the Donbass

01:01:04.260 will invade the rest of Ukraine

01:01:05.800 and then on to Poland and Estonia

01:01:08.400 and Latvia, Lithuania

01:01:10.820 and on into the plains of eastern Germany.

01:01:13.700 It's not 1956.

01:01:18.520 Putin's not...

01:01:19.560 I don't believe.

01:01:21.860 He's got designs on rolling tank divisions

01:01:23.940 into Budapest.

01:01:27.060 Again, it's not the height of the Cold War.

01:01:29.620 That's what they have you to believe.

01:01:31.020 We must protect Ukraine

01:01:32.260 because Russia is completely out of control

01:01:35.660 and means to take Eastern Europe or something.

01:01:39.380 I don't buy it.

01:01:42.080 And if we don't stop there,

01:01:43.380 he'll roll into Frankfurt and then on to Paris

01:01:45.920 like Tsar Alexander in the early 19th century.

01:01:50.560 Mr. Putin's cavalry divisions

01:01:53.320 will be watering themselves in the Seine

01:01:55.640 if we don't stand firm in the Donbass.

01:01:59.020 What? What?

01:02:00.960 Nonsense. Nonsense.

01:02:02.260 Don't talk to me

01:02:04.440 Like that

01:02:05.580 Palpable

01:02:07.980 Nonsense

01:02:09.120 But just more

01:02:11.320 Endless money

01:02:12.200 For this weirdo

01:02:13.980 To embezzle

01:02:14.860 Okay

01:02:16.480 Alright

01:02:16.960 Our cutting edge

01:02:18.080 Technology

01:02:19.000 Goes straight to

01:02:19.920 Zelensky's front lines

01:02:21.580 Why

01:02:25.140 Here's a lovely story

01:02:30.220 From the sun

01:02:30.820 Taking the pee

01:02:33.240 Furious drug dealer

01:02:36.180 Dodges deportation to Albania

01:02:38.060 Because his daughter wets the bed

01:02:39.900 When I talk about

01:02:43.480 Mass deportations or re-migration

01:02:45.580 People say oh it's racist

01:02:47.380 You're being racist

01:02:48.700 Not necessarily all about

01:02:51.920 The men in their skin

01:02:53.460 Plenty of white people I'd like to see

01:02:55.580 Thrown out of my country

01:02:56.960 Plenty of people that are white

01:02:59.540 That need to go back to their countries of origin

01:03:01.960 Romanians, Albanians, Poles, all sorts

01:03:05.860 Ukrainians, all sorts

01:03:07.320 I'd like to see this guy deported

01:03:11.600 Back to the land of his ancestors

01:03:13.620 He's not brown, is he?

01:03:17.680 A drug dealer dodged deportation

01:03:19.640 Because his daughter wets the bed

01:03:20.940 No idea how to pronounce his name

01:03:23.360 Shreppism

01:03:26.420 Shreppism

01:03:29.060 Sheprezim

01:03:30.820 Sheprezim Koka

01:03:32.940 Convinced a tribunal judge

01:03:37.000 That sending him back to Albania

01:03:38.640 Would be unduly harsh on his daughter

01:03:41.200 Given her accidents

01:03:42.560 She wets the bed

01:03:43.280 The migration court heard the youngsters

01:03:45.640 Nightmares and bed wetting

01:03:48.140 Got worse

01:03:49.260 Whenever Koka 38 was in jail

01:03:51.640 Had been in and out of jail

01:03:53.980 A social worker even warned

01:03:55.760 The girl needed therapeutic intervention

01:03:58.380 i don't care i don't care that weighed against the fabric of my society i don't care if she

01:04:07.800 wets the bed they can go back like the whole family can go back to albania can't they

01:04:12.460 heaven forfend that we break up families they can all go back

01:04:16.760 we're in the wrong country coca had claimed to be a kosovan refugee when he arrived in britain

01:04:23.440 In 2001, aged 14

01:04:25.040 So just a liar from the beginning

01:04:26.480 A cheater and a liar and a scumbag

01:04:28.500 In 2017 he was jailed for 21 months

01:04:31.700 For helping a drug gang

01:04:33.500 Launder money

01:04:34.700 An Albanian

01:04:37.660 Drug gang

01:04:39.240 Money launderer

01:04:40.440 How he's been allowed to stay

01:04:42.300 Mad

01:04:43.420 He had been caught by the National Crime Agency

01:04:47.000 Handing over more than £300,000

01:04:49.200 In Park Royal, West London

01:04:51.060 Coco was due to be deported

01:04:52.700 after serving his sentence but remained in britain we need to get we need to repeal leave

01:05:00.020 the echr and whatever and whatever stops the government from deporting people like this

01:05:06.240 we have to i'm done with caring about this kid's his kid's bedwetting or someone else's kid

01:05:13.600 can't eat foreign eastern european chicken nuggets so they must stay here indefinitely

01:05:18.700 In 2022 he was jailed

01:05:22.640 Again

01:05:23.080 For three years for cocaine dealing

01:05:25.600 So it's a complete scumbag

01:05:27.160 A career criminal

01:05:29.940 He appealed against fresh plans

01:05:32.720 To deport him

01:05:33.400 On the grounds his daughter would suffer

01:05:36.720 And in February last year

01:05:38.760 A first tier tribunal immigration court ruled

01:05:41.060 The effect on the girl

01:05:43.080 Would be unduly harsh

01:05:44.420 Mad

01:05:45.700 The Home Office challenged the decision

01:05:51.660 And a new hearing has been ordered

01:05:53.820 Robert Bates

01:05:54.980 Of the Centre for Migration Control

01:05:57.420 Said

01:05:59.080 This crook must not be allowed

01:06:01.460 To continue plaguing Britain's streets

01:06:03.580 Yes, absolutely, Bates, love it

01:06:05.320 Of course, of course

01:06:06.420 That's a centrist position actually

01:06:08.220 That's not right wing, it's not far right

01:06:10.940 That's an utterly centrist

01:06:12.680 Reasonable position to hold

01:06:15.300 Why should he be allowed to continue

01:06:18.360 Plaguing our country

01:06:19.960 Robert Bates

01:06:24.760 Robert Baste

01:06:26.680 Robert Baste

01:06:28.240 Of the Centre for Migration Control

01:06:30.340 Said alternatively

01:06:31.700 His daughter could return with him to Albania

01:06:34.500 Yeah, just do that

01:06:36.040 Of course

01:06:40.240 All right

01:06:45.640 It's nearly ten past nine

01:06:47.480 Let's do on this day in history

01:06:48.600 Let's do that bit

01:06:49.200 I quite like doing that bit

01:06:49.980 You guys seem to like me doing that bit

01:06:51.260 Shall we do that bit?

01:06:52.600 On this day in history

01:06:53.540 Down through the centuries

01:06:54.660 27th of July

01:06:56.020 What happened of note?

01:06:58.120 On this day in 1586

01:06:59.580 Sir Walter Riley

01:07:00.840 Brings the first tobacco to England

01:07:02.820 From Virginia

01:07:03.580 Harry

01:07:04.940 Oh

01:07:06.540 I can't quite see it there

01:07:08.020 I can't quite see it there

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01:07:29.120 all about the life and times and career

01:07:31.340 and adventures of Sir Walter Riley?

01:07:34.320 Oh yeah, it's there, it's there.

01:07:36.860 It might have been the first time he brought tobacco back

01:07:38.760 specifically from Virginia,

01:07:40.240 But it wasn't the first time tobacco was brought back to Britain or Europe

01:07:44.460 From the New World

01:07:45.420 Some people think that

01:07:46.940 Some armchair historians think that, say that

01:07:48.840 It was Walter Riley that first introduced Europe to tobacco

01:07:52.460 No, no, no

01:07:53.180 Tobacco had come back long before that

01:07:55.760 Well, not long, but he wasn't the first

01:07:57.760 The first

01:07:58.380 But popular history says it was him

01:08:02.380 But it wasn't

01:08:04.120 A little bit of a history nerd fedora on

01:08:07.840 Forget my history nerds fedora

01:08:09.500 Actually, Walter Riley wasn't the first one to bring tobacco back to Europe

01:08:14.340 Anyway, if you want an hour and a half or more, whatever it was

01:08:19.360 Me talking about Walter Riley

01:08:21.780 It's a fascinating life, absolutely fascinating life

01:08:24.420 Nearly everything he did in adult life was sort of interesting or of note

01:08:30.980 A key player in all sorts of ways

01:08:33.320 During the Elizabethan age and just after, into the age of James

01:08:38.200 Okay

01:08:39.560 On this day in 1689

01:08:42.320 Battle of Jimmy Cranky

01:08:44.160 Sorry, Killy Cranky

01:08:45.520 As the Jacobite Scottish Highlanders

01:08:47.920 Under Viscount Dundee

01:08:49.480 Defeat Royalist forces

01:08:52.600 Under General Hugh Mackey

01:08:54.280 Yeah, just to be

01:08:55.840 Just to be clear, this is a generation or more

01:08:58.680 Nearly two generations before

01:09:00.140 The rebellion of

01:09:02.560 Bonnie Prince Charlie

01:09:05.100 We talked a little bit about Bonnie Prince Charlie, didn't we?

01:09:08.200 On Friday, was it? Maybe Thursday

01:09:10.520 This is before that

01:09:11.960 That's more like the 1740s

01:09:14.300 So this is an earlier Jacobite rebellion

01:09:17.040 There you go

01:09:20.220 The Battle of Wee Jimmy Cranky

01:09:22.280 Okay, on this day in 1789

01:09:24.400 US Congress establishes the Department of Foreign Affairs

01:09:27.620 Now referred to as the State Department

01:09:29.440 1789

01:09:30.960 There you go

01:09:32.340 It wasn't until around that time that the

01:09:34.600 That the United States

01:09:38.580 Sort of really starts

01:09:40.340 Cooking on gas, if you like

01:09:42.720 Because, you know, everyone knows

01:09:44.240 1776 is the big day, right

01:09:46.700 The big day, the big year

01:09:48.180 With the Declaration of Independence and everything

01:09:50.660 And you think, oh

01:09:51.900 The United States is sort of a fully

01:09:54.720 Functioning nation

01:09:56.560 Sort of began in 1776

01:09:59.200 No, no, no, no

01:10:00.420 Quite a few years later before the Constitution

01:10:02.620 Is ratified

01:10:03.560 Before all British troops

01:10:04.920 Finally leave

01:10:05.960 Forever

01:10:06.560 It's much

01:10:08.920 It's much more like

01:10:09.620 The 1780s

01:10:10.680 Late 1780s

01:10:11.740 Before that really happens

01:10:13.080 Well there you go

01:10:13.560 I mean

01:10:13.940 The State Department

01:10:14.820 Doesn't begin until 1789

01:10:16.420 That tells you something

01:10:17.180 Doesn't it

01:10:17.920 Which is an indication

01:10:19.000 You might think

01:10:20.700 Wouldn't they have

01:10:21.200 Some sort of equivalent

01:10:22.060 A Department of Foreign Affairs

01:10:23.280 Straight away

01:10:23.820 As soon as the

01:10:24.880 Continental Congress

01:10:25.680 In 1776

01:10:26.840 Like the day after

01:10:28.160 The week after

01:10:29.000 The Declaration of Independence

01:10:30.300 They'll start setting up

01:10:31.680 Stuff like that

01:10:32.240 no no it's not how it went it's not really how it went okay on this day in 1866 first transatlantic

01:10:40.080 telegraph cable comes ashore uh at heart's content newfoundland after being laid out

01:10:45.620 1686 miles by isabar kingdom brunel's great eastern steamship yet to this day there's still

01:10:52.820 cables laid across the floor of the atlantic ocean connecting europe and the united states

01:10:57.620 Obviously these days they're fibre optic cables

01:11:00.140 But yeah, that was first done in the 1860s

01:11:04.100 The first couple of attempts failed

01:11:06.000 It was quite technically, logistically, physically

01:11:09.940 Technically quite a difficult thing to do

01:11:13.300 A 1,600, 1,700 mile long length of cable, unbroken

01:11:18.700 To lay it across the floor of the Atlantic

01:11:21.620 And for that to sort of work

01:11:22.860 Technically difficult

01:11:25.320 But it was done

01:11:26.800 It was dumb

01:11:27.800 It's earlier than you might think

01:11:30.520 Perhaps not

01:11:31.760 I always think

01:11:32.540 Whenever I hear about this

01:11:33.460 And Brunel's Great Eastern

01:11:36.140 That's a whole story in and of itself

01:11:37.500 A great story

01:11:38.240 If you're interested in

01:11:39.320 Shipping

01:11:39.940 And ships

01:11:41.020 And engineering and stuff

01:11:42.420 It was the biggest ship ever created

01:11:43.980 At the time

01:11:44.540 Brunel had this dream

01:11:47.660 Of creating like a giant ship

01:11:49.380 They called it the Great Eastern

01:11:51.280 It was like a big

01:11:53.260 It had a massive paddle thing on the side

01:11:55.000 Like a paddle steamer

01:11:55.840 It was the biggest ship

01:11:57.680 People were like

01:11:58.900 When you drew up plans for it

01:12:00.100 They were like

01:12:00.320 That's crazy

01:12:00.740 That doesn't work

01:12:01.240 That won't float

01:12:01.900 Steel hold

01:12:03.840 That won't work

01:12:04.780 It's too big

01:12:05.440 Surely that won't sail

01:12:06.780 He did it

01:12:07.940 It wasn't really commercially successful though

01:12:10.460 The Great Eastern

01:12:11.100 At first it was meant to be

01:12:12.920 Sort of a cruiser

01:12:13.780 Just normal people

01:12:16.200 Passengers

01:12:16.660 It wasn't really commercially successful

01:12:18.500 For a number of reasons

01:12:19.380 Anyway

01:12:23.720 They ended up using it to do this

01:12:25.580 And various other things

01:12:26.560 If you're interested in the story of ships

01:12:31.760 The Great Eastern is a great story

01:12:33.780 Alright, last one here

01:12:35.040 And on this day, 1921

01:12:36.420 Frederick Banting and Charles Best

01:12:38.700 Isolate insulin at the University of Toronto

01:12:41.040 For the first time

01:12:41.840 Obviously

01:12:43.940 Massively increasing the standard of living

01:12:47.940 And life expectancy of diabetics

01:12:50.420 Among other things

01:12:53.040 A great leap forward in medical history

01:12:54.660 Okay, let's do our Rumble Rants and Super Chats

01:12:57.620 It's that time of the show

01:12:58.440 Let me do this with my mic boom

01:12:59.920 So I can see the left hand side of my screen

01:13:01.420 Is Global Church History going to be in at number one?

01:13:04.920 I did see some talk in the chat before the show

01:13:06.880 That it wasn't showing up

01:13:08.320 Or Global Church History has said that sometimes

01:13:10.780 If he sends it too early

01:13:13.460 He doesn't register

01:13:14.580 Or at least it doesn't come up on my screen

01:13:16.240 Or something like that

01:13:16.920 So we shall see

01:13:18.900 Is Global Church History going to be in at number one?

01:13:20.740 I hope so

01:13:21.260 Yes, yes, there he is

01:13:24.220 It's a good day

01:13:24.840 Raining, defending

01:13:27.100 And still

01:13:29.420 The undisputed champ of rumble rants

01:13:32.780 On the bow show

01:13:33.360 Alright, Global Church History said

01:13:34.740 Today in 578 BC

01:13:38.660 Jerusalem was captured by Nebuchadnezzar II

01:13:43.020 Jewish people still mourn that to this day

01:13:48.240 Don't they?

01:13:49.340 The Babylonians, Nebuchadnezzar

01:13:51.080 Capturing Jerusalem

01:13:53.180 And forcing a lot of the Jews

01:13:56.820 To leave their homeland

01:14:00.720 Taken to captivity in Babylon

01:14:04.660 Still banging on about that to this day

01:14:11.720 Alright

01:14:12.780 On this day in 1689 AD

01:14:15.800 The Iroquois massacred the people of Lachine

01:14:19.800 I'm not trying to pronounce that right

01:14:21.120 Pronouncing that right, Lachine near Montreal

01:14:23.440 This idea that the native

01:14:27.540 American peoples

01:14:29.280 Whether in Canada or

01:14:30.580 The United States

01:14:33.280 Are like completely peaceful

01:14:35.240 The evil Europeans

01:14:37.500 Came over and started massacring them

01:14:39.860 For no reason

01:14:40.860 They were quite war like peoples usually

01:14:45.420 The Iroquois though

01:14:51.120 That's interesting

01:14:52.800 I'm basically Mohawk

01:14:55.820 Didn't you know

01:14:57.160 Iroquois nation

01:14:59.020 And my people

01:14:59.720 What on earth am I talking about

01:15:02.620 When I did my DNA test

01:15:05.060 The first one I did

01:15:06.180 There's legend in my family

01:15:08.060 In the Dade family

01:15:08.820 That we might have some

01:15:09.720 Because my father's American

01:15:11.200 He was born and raised in Oregon

01:15:12.440 Go Ducks

01:15:13.240 He's an American

01:15:15.320 Of European ancestry

01:15:16.500 He's an American

01:15:18.140 And only came to Britain in the 70s

01:15:20.580 um and there's a legend in the dade family that there might be some american indian native indian

01:15:28.300 blood in there somewhere i did my dna test on ancestry.com and there wasn't any indian blood

01:15:34.220 in it whatsoever native american indian blood first nation peoples there was nothing they

01:15:38.380 didn't show up at all there's nothing i'm entirely from great britain and northwestern europe

01:15:42.540 then i did another one there's ancestry.com and living dna in the other one i can't remember

01:15:49.040 Which way round it was

01:15:49.700 But I did a second one

01:15:50.660 Just out of interest

01:15:51.460 Just to see if it would show up

01:15:52.260 Anything different

01:15:52.760 It did show up

01:15:53.500 Something different

01:15:54.020 It showed up like 1%

01:15:55.460 Or was it 2%

01:15:56.300 Of

01:15:57.020 Iroquois ancestry

01:15:59.980 Tom Roussel

01:16:02.180 Survived the jive

01:16:02.800 Says anything that low

01:16:03.680 Might just be noise

01:16:04.500 In the DNA

01:16:05.100 And it might not be true

01:16:05.920 But

01:16:06.200 I came back

01:16:07.380 Sort of 98

01:16:07.980 99%

01:16:08.740 Britain

01:16:09.700 In North Western Europe

01:16:11.240 But tiny slither

01:16:12.700 Of

01:16:13.360 Sort of

01:16:14.540 A Canadian

01:16:15.880 Native

01:16:16.960 Canadian

01:16:18.500 ancestry so probably from the area where the mohawks are iroquois the iroquois people

01:16:26.660 it may or may not just be noise in my dna but

01:16:31.640 it might explain the cheekbones

01:16:36.580 do you see it do you reckon it's in there i don't know

01:16:42.480 i'm going to claim it is though and i want reparations from

01:16:46.540 France, the French colonialists

01:16:49.020 who damaged

01:16:51.060 and colonised my people

01:16:52.800 I'm going to

01:16:55.200 demand actual reparations

01:16:56.820 from

01:16:57.620 the Elysee Palace in France

01:17:01.060 now

01:17:01.400 now of course I'm not

01:17:05.000 okay

01:17:05.680 okay

01:17:07.460 have people already photoshopped me

01:17:10.160 as an American Indian in all sorts of ways

01:17:12.280 yeah

01:17:12.500 oh yeah

01:17:14.440 There's loads of AI general

01:17:16.800 There's a fair few

01:17:17.780 Half a dozen or more AI images

01:17:19.680 Or photoshopped images of me

01:17:21.520 With like the Indian headdress thing on

01:17:23.960 I think it's funny

01:17:26.080 Okay, alright

01:17:28.360 Thanks Global Church History

01:17:29.380 For your two fact words this morning

01:17:31.100 What else have we got?

01:17:32.260 Let's move through them

01:17:32.960 Alright

01:17:33.460 BigParadox23 says

01:17:35.540 The IRGC designated RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire

01:17:39.320 It's not very far from where I'm

01:17:40.300 Just north of where I'm sitting right now

01:17:41.900 RAF Fairford

01:17:42.420 They designated it

01:17:44.140 A legitimate target on Thursday

01:17:45.580 Yeah I know I reported on it

01:17:46.540 On the BOSHA I believe

01:17:47.280 On Friday

01:17:47.740 Claiming that the US military

01:17:50.060 Had launched B-1B

01:17:51.520 Lancer bomber missions

01:17:52.720 From the airfield

01:17:53.860 To strike Iranian targets

01:17:55.080 Yeah yeah

01:17:55.480 I talked about it in the show today

01:17:56.780 Didn't I

01:17:57.080 And I talked about it

01:17:57.640 In a bit more detail

01:17:58.480 On I think Friday

01:17:59.640 Yeah

01:18:00.460 And we're still letting

01:18:03.180 Iranians into this country

01:18:04.500 Mad isn't it

01:18:06.160 Yeah

01:18:06.880 RAF Fairford

01:18:10.160 Is really quite close

01:18:11.220 To where I am right now

01:18:12.340 Okay

01:18:12.680 Tom Ratt 247

01:18:14.060 Says

01:18:14.400 Your reminder there

01:18:16.880 Is a video of

01:18:18.020 George Bernard Shaw

01:18:18.920 Praising the idea

01:18:19.740 Of folks justifying

01:18:20.840 Their existence

01:18:21.500 To a British Soviet

01:18:23.740 With the view

01:18:24.460 To euthanise

01:18:25.260 The indolent and lazy

01:18:26.400 Fabian's gonna Fabian

01:18:28.180 George Bernard Shaw

01:18:29.680 The famous

01:18:30.700 Famous writer

01:18:31.700 Was a hardline

01:18:34.700 Socialist

01:18:35.520 Hardline

01:18:36.920 Very very hardline

01:18:38.820 Didn't he even

01:18:39.740 Advocate for sort of

01:18:40.900 Eugenics and stuff

01:18:42.120 I believe

01:18:42.620 Yeah, if he'd lived longer

01:18:48.180 I imagine he would have been

01:18:49.680 An actual Stalinist

01:18:52.120 Or a Maoist or something

01:18:53.280 He's a hardline Marxist

01:18:55.140 George Bernard Shaw, yeah

01:18:56.980 Leftists don't remind you of that very often, do they?

01:19:00.160 If ever

01:19:00.580 Yeah

01:19:03.960 He wanted a British Soviet

01:19:05.880 And to just kill the indolent and lazy

01:19:10.560 Alright George

01:19:11.540 all right mate calm down a bit bro

01:19:15.220 very very good friends with T.E. Lawrence unfortunately a bit of a stain on T.E.

01:19:22.080 Lawrence's memory if you ask me okay next one is also Tomrat247 who says

01:19:26.780 Burnham thumbing thumbing off democracy is a good thing an incoming restore government

01:19:34.060 is enabled under the same principle to transform Britain starting with Heinleinianism

01:19:39.740 I know Tom Ratt 247 loves Heinlein, Robert Heinlein and Heinleinianism

01:19:46.340 Yeah maybe I can sort of see the angle you're going with there

01:19:50.860 If there's a precedent set that an all powerful executive

01:19:54.920 Just acts via fiat to do whatever they want

01:19:58.820 If and when we get our people in power

01:20:01.660 They've got the precedent to do the same thing

01:20:06.500 Slippery slope but I mean I can totally see

01:20:09.160 Your angle

01:20:10.360 Where you're coming from

01:20:11.060 With that

01:20:11.440 Yep

01:20:13.080 Okay

01:20:13.820 Fortean Barber

01:20:14.920 Says

01:20:15.420 Morning

01:20:15.820 Are you alright

01:20:16.320 Yeah I'm alright

01:20:17.120 Are you alright brother

01:20:18.120 I hope so

01:20:19.000 He said

01:20:20.040 I missed

01:20:21.040 Teasop Sunday

01:20:22.020 That is

01:20:24.440 Sunday Sunday

01:20:25.160 Teasop Sunday time

01:20:26.200 Which is my live stream

01:20:27.260 On Sunday evenings

01:20:27.940 With Harry

01:20:28.720 Can you

01:20:29.160 My live stream

01:20:37.820 With Nate

01:20:38.080 On the State of Politics channel

01:20:39.020 Fortean Barber says he missed it

01:20:42.020 But I did catch the interview with Brandon Fugle

01:20:45.740 The Skinwalker Ranch owner

01:20:48.060 It was very interesting, have a good weekend ahead

01:20:50.540 Yeah, do you know what, I've looked a bit into the Skinwalker Ranch

01:20:54.280 People talked about it for a long time

01:20:56.860 And I just ignored it, I'm not particularly interested in that

01:20:59.340 But probably about, I don't know, six months ago, a year ago

01:21:02.660 I had some free time and I thought, okay, alright

01:21:05.460 I'll watch a documentary or two, read up a bit about the Skinwalker Ranch

01:21:08.820 I'm sort of mildly interested in aliens and stuff

01:21:11.580 From what I could gather, there was nothing to it

01:21:15.080 It was complete ball-plop

01:21:16.340 Weak

01:21:20.720 Weak sauce

01:21:23.100 I thought, personally, the Skinwalker Ranch stuff

01:21:25.660 I feel like it's for people that can't really

01:21:30.060 Draw any sort of distinction between reality and nonsense

01:21:38.820 it's not even a pop at you 14 barber of course but just

01:21:42.740 right acid helm the last two are both from somebody called acid helm the first one they say

01:21:50.920 um i mean a boomer book group that's facebook right boomer book group for scottish pride not

01:21:57.960 the gay one like having actual pride in your nation right and it's full of indie tards there

01:22:05.180 is there is this one guy who sees violently when anything pro-union happens some people want indie

01:22:12.200 ref to at any cost yeah some scottish people are defined by their hatred for england aren't they

01:22:18.760 unfortunately the chip on their shoulder about england weighs them down and clouds their mind

01:22:28.200 Yeah, absolutely

01:22:30.000 It's a them problem really, isn't it?

01:22:36.000 Okay, and the second one from Assythelm says

01:22:37.580 Despite voting for people who absolutely refuse to make the necessary cuts to welfare, etc

01:22:42.080 For that to even remotely be feasible

01:22:44.800 I guess you're still talking about independence for Scotland

01:22:47.720 It's almost funny until one realises their vote counts as much as mine

01:22:51.620 Yeah, it's horrible, isn't it?

01:22:54.280 It's funny

01:22:54.660 Say you're a Scottish person

01:22:56.620 Who just want Scottish independence at all costs

01:23:00.440 But then you look at the Scottish National Party

01:23:03.200 You look at the corruption of We Jimmy Crank His Brother

01:23:07.780 And a number of other things

01:23:08.940 You look at how they've flooded their leadership

01:23:12.100 With anti-white psychos

01:23:14.680 You look at their policies

01:23:17.500 How they want to flood Scotland

01:23:18.840 With more people from Gaza or whatever

01:23:21.260 You look at that party and their policies and think

01:23:24.960 yeah that's what i want yeah scottish independence so that the country can be

01:23:33.600 flooded with endless bommalions

01:23:35.660 yeah go smp yeah i'm gonna buy the daily record every day believe what it says

01:23:46.780 freaks all right harry can you bring up the youtube ones the youtube super chats you have

01:23:55.900 to do that for me if you don't mind thank you okay calzetti i've noticed calzetti has been

01:24:02.920 first a few days is calzetti the youtube equivalent of global church history anyway

01:24:08.320 in at number one calzetti says they're gearing up for climate lockdowns yeah it feels like it

01:24:14.800 They would do that, if they could get away with that

01:24:17.040 If they thought they were politically able to just do that

01:24:19.560 They would do it already I think

01:24:20.820 Climate taxes, we've already got those

01:24:24.980 But increased climate tax and climate lockdowns

01:24:27.100 You must be under house arrest effectively

01:24:29.420 Because of the climate

01:24:31.100 CO2 is only something like 400, 475 parts per million in our atmosphere

01:24:40.140 Very, very, very tiny proportion

01:24:43.020 And of that, only half, maybe half

01:24:45.820 Is man-made in the last century or two

01:24:48.840 That doesn't drive climate change

01:24:51.340 200 odd parts per million of CO2

01:24:54.140 That doesn't drive climate change

01:24:55.900 It doesn't

01:24:57.660 Okay, it doesn't

01:25:01.020 It simply doesn't

01:25:06.140 They want to put us under house arrest at some point

01:25:08.180 Because of the strength of that

01:25:09.360 Liars, liars

01:25:11.540 next one is also from calzetti says zoomers may not remember climate gate circa 2009

01:25:17.940 well i'm old enough to remember i was already in my 30s or whatever

01:25:21.580 climate gate what exactly was that i don't remember climate gate

01:25:26.580 i don't remember exactly what that one was i'm afraid sorry okay emily for restore says

01:25:34.400 it isn't enviros starting the fires it's the same new europeans who also burn down churches

01:25:42.320 the sicker enviros still support them flooding in though yeah maybe may be the case

01:25:50.220 may or may not be the case it may be yeah next one is also emily forrestore who says

01:25:59.660 Telegraph says

01:26:01.620 The RGC boasts Tehran has London cells

01:26:05.420 Waiting for instructions to make London unsafe

01:26:08.440 Quote

01:26:09.020 Smuggling refugee routes more useful than missiles

01:26:13.800 Fair take

01:26:17.340 Fair take

01:26:19.020 Smuggling in human assets

01:26:26.500 More effective than missiles

01:26:28.580 Quite possibly

01:26:29.400 Quite possibly

01:26:30.980 Mr. Dickie Bingo, how are you sir?

01:26:33.880 Super fan, thank you for watching

01:26:35.400 Says

01:26:36.740 Anyone making money from the man-made

01:26:39.740 Climate change scam should be stripped

01:26:41.720 Of all assets and forced on a date

01:26:43.740 With mad Ed Miliband

01:26:45.460 Yeah, the scam of it, the grift of it as well

01:26:49.740 Do you remember Ghislaine Maxwell?

01:26:54.940 Ghislaine Maxwell

01:26:55.900 Before the most recent Epstein scandal

01:27:01.080 Where Epstein was actually put in jail

01:27:02.860 And then died in custody

01:27:06.440 Before that, but after Epstein's actual conviction

01:27:11.960 For child sex crimes

01:27:13.680 She tried to reinvent herself as an environmentalist

01:27:17.520 She was like going on TED Talks

01:27:20.780 Talking about how she knows all about the environment

01:27:23.140 And climate modelling

01:27:24.720 and the state of the oceans and the ice caps

01:27:27.820 and what needs to be done.

01:27:29.560 Ghislaine Maxwell.

01:27:33.240 You're going to tell me it's not one giant grift,

01:27:35.480 one giant globalist grift.

01:27:37.420 It is.

01:27:38.380 Of course it is.

01:27:39.260 If you've bought it, if you believe it,

01:27:42.160 you need to sort yourself out.

01:27:43.920 You need to get a clue.

01:27:46.460 Wake up.

01:27:48.100 It's nonsense.

01:27:51.620 Thaddeus Bungo McTitpop.

01:27:54.720 that's this person's name that's what they've decided to call themselves

01:27:58.740 at thaddeus bungo mctitpop says it seems they are rolling out the red carpet for restore

01:28:06.660 do you think so i don't feel that be nice if they did um they couldn't shoot themselves in

01:28:12.880 the foot anymore if they tried i'd be interested to know exactly what you what you mean by that

01:28:19.840 what you mean by that or what you're referring to it seems they're rolling out the red carpet

01:28:24.040 for restore be nice i'll take it okay interesting to know exactly what you mean what you're

01:28:30.080 referring to there okay justin green 8572 says hey beau watch the return for a better ending to

01:28:38.640 the odyssey the return okay i don't know i mean i know the ending of the real odyssey on the movie

01:28:44.400 the uh christopher nolan one i have it that odysseus sends himself into exile for killing

01:28:50.820 All the suitors

01:28:51.520 And he takes Penelope with them

01:28:54.380 And they quite literally

01:28:55.440 Literally sail into the sunset

01:28:57.240 That's not how Homer's poem ends

01:28:59.100 The actual text of the poem

01:29:05.660 The epic poem by Homer

01:29:07.340 Ends with just Odysseus sitting back on the throne

01:29:11.040 In his rightful place as king of Ithaca

01:29:12.620 And everything's good

01:29:13.680 And his son Telemachus is by his side

01:29:16.320 And his wife Penelope, queen of Ithaca

01:29:18.220 Is by his side

01:29:18.780 That's how it ends

01:29:19.440 some sort of self-imposed exile i believe there is a tradition

01:29:22.860 a sort of a later whether it's an athenian play or something

01:29:26.440 there's something in the later tradition saying that odysseus did something like

01:29:30.740 that but that's not how homer ends it with him

01:29:33.260 literally sailing into the sunset but i don't know exactly what the return is

01:29:37.780 you've put it in in quotes the return i don't know what

01:29:41.000 that is but i'll check it out i'll google it

01:29:42.560 okay next one keifer brown 1337 says wasn't

01:29:47.880 Eamon Holmes just holidaying in Bordeaux.

01:29:52.520 Poor old Eamon Holmes.

01:29:54.240 Eamon Holmes is responsible for everything, isn't he,

01:29:56.180 that goes bad in the world?

01:29:57.080 Everything.

01:29:57.840 Throughout history as well.

01:29:58.820 Eamon Holmes.

01:30:01.240 Anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about,

01:30:03.100 just quickly to say,

01:30:04.520 because every day there will be some new people.

01:30:06.120 We're like, what?

01:30:07.780 What's Eamon Holmes got to do with the wildfires in Bordeaux?

01:30:10.460 Or anything, really?

01:30:12.560 I once accidentally mistook Eamon Holmes for Hugh Edwards.

01:30:16.460 I was talking about Hugh Edwards

01:30:17.860 I meant to say Hugh Edwards

01:30:19.200 My brain was thinking Hugh Edwards

01:30:21.240 My ears heard me saying Hugh Edwards

01:30:23.380 But my actual mouth said Eamon Holmes

01:30:25.200 Terrible blooper

01:30:26.540 Probably the worst blooper on the Beau Show

01:30:28.280 Over seven months

01:30:29.760 And now it's an in-joke

01:30:32.140 On the Beau Show

01:30:34.120 That it's actually Eamon Holmes

01:30:35.860 That's responsible for things

01:30:36.800 Like the burning of the library at Alexandria

01:30:43.720 Eamon Holmes

01:30:44.480 The siege and subsequent mass suicide at Masada, that's Eamon

01:30:49.300 The massacre of the garrisons at Drogada and Wexford, Eamon Holmes

01:30:56.020 It's all Eamon, all the way down

01:30:59.700 In all honesty and in all seriousness

01:31:04.240 Eamon Holmes had a stroke, didn't he, in like April or something

01:31:07.640 And he's recovering from that

01:31:09.440 So in all seriousness

01:31:10.860 The completely innocent Eamon Holmes

01:31:13.500 Best of luck to you sir

01:31:15.020 Get well soon

01:31:15.700 If you ever hear of this

01:31:18.340 It's just a silly joke

01:31:20.860 Playing on the fact that I once made a terrible blooper

01:31:23.780 At your expense

01:31:24.540 In good faith

01:31:25.540 I didn't mean to besmirch your good name

01:31:27.280 And now it's an in joke

01:31:30.380 Get well soon Eamon

01:31:34.160 In all sincerity

01:31:35.560 Okay

01:31:38.300 It's going to happen nearly every day isn't it

01:31:40.460 I've got to keep explaining it every day, I don't know

01:31:42.320 Alright

01:31:43.660 Pendragon111 says

01:31:48.100 We are lost

01:31:49.000 If you had to leave, where would you go?

01:31:51.080 I'd prefer to stay, of course

01:31:52.260 Just if you had to decide

01:31:53.680 Okay, first of all, I'll say I'm not going anywhere

01:31:55.440 I'll live and die on these islands

01:31:57.520 I'm not going anywhere

01:31:58.380 I'm not deserting England

01:31:59.600 Especially in her hour of need

01:32:02.020 But you have said there

01:32:03.980 If you had to

01:32:05.220 If I had to live anywhere else in the world

01:32:09.040 For start it would have to be an English speaking country

01:32:10.820 Probably the United States

01:32:12.580 Probably

01:32:13.100 It seems like there's some lovely places

01:32:15.900 Beautiful places

01:32:17.220 All over the United States

01:32:18.860 I've been to the United States

01:32:19.620 I've been a fair few places

01:32:20.560 Some places in like

01:32:22.000 The Shenandoah Valley

01:32:23.060 In Virginia maybe

01:32:24.120 Some places up in Vermont

01:32:25.740 Look beautiful

01:32:26.880 Absolutely beautiful

01:32:27.580 Some places even in the West

01:32:29.720 When I went through the Rockies

01:32:30.900 Colorado Rockies

01:32:32.600 I'd like some places out in the Pacific Northwest

01:32:36.300 Maybe Oregon, Seattle

01:32:38.320 Places up like Montana, Idaho

01:32:39.940 I like the mountains

01:32:42.880 It'd have to be an English speaking country

01:32:46.880 Probably the United States

01:32:49.040 Specialists, I've got lots and lots of family there

01:32:51.200 And stuff, I'm half American you see

01:32:52.640 I mentioned earlier didn't I, my dad was born and raised in Oregon

01:32:54.880 Go Ducks

01:32:56.040 West Coast is the best coast

01:32:58.120 Okay

01:32:59.240 The next three are

01:33:02.960 Belgians are evil trust me, that's their name

01:33:05.080 At Belgians are evil trust me

01:33:06.900 Says

01:33:07.140 uh name of novak and cody harper cops need releasing yeah they do yeah quite right

01:33:13.420 couldn't agree with you more absolutely if and when they go on trial i'm not sure if the cody

01:33:19.260 harper cops will go on trial they probably won't but i mean novak ones might we'll find out then

01:33:24.600 you've also said birmingham girl cop re cody harper total sociopath is she i mean quite possibly

01:33:32.380 Seems like it

01:33:32.880 From the clip

01:33:33.460 I saw

01:33:33.660 I don't know

01:33:34.020 Anything further

01:33:34.540 About her

01:33:36.040 Or that incident

01:33:37.180 I know the

01:33:38.220 Original footage

01:33:39.860 And the

01:33:40.620 Foray around it

01:33:41.580 A bit

01:33:41.920 And that he's

01:33:42.780 Now been released

01:33:43.380 And charges

01:33:43.760 Dropped

01:33:44.160 Beyond that

01:33:45.440 I don't know

01:33:45.760 Anything about

01:33:46.120 Like that

01:33:46.440 Individual female

01:33:47.140 Cop or anything

01:33:47.760 She'd seem

01:33:48.940 A bit like

01:33:49.500 A social

01:33:49.700 She'd seem

01:33:50.380 Just to approach

01:33:52.200 The victim

01:33:52.860 Of a street

01:33:53.580 Assault

01:33:53.920 And completely

01:33:54.780 Ignore the gang

01:33:55.940 That are quite

01:33:56.860 Slowly walking

01:33:57.780 Away

01:33:58.180 An utter

01:34:00.640 Failure

01:34:02.380 as a police officer isn't it utter failure try and apprehend the victim who's getting beaten up

01:34:10.380 then they wildly swing at you and you try and press them with charges

01:34:14.620 she wouldn't be pressing the charges as the cps but whatever

01:34:18.460 try and paint him as just deliberately trying to attack her that's not what happened thank

01:34:23.340 god there was footage and that the footage went viral thank god otherwise that cody harper would

01:34:28.380 be in trouble wouldn't he probably go to prison or whatever for assaulting a police officer

01:34:32.380 When he was the victim

01:34:34.300 Of a street attack

01:34:36.380 Okay

01:34:37.820 The last one from

01:34:39.100 Belgians are evil, trust me

01:34:40.560 Says

01:34:40.980 No physicality

01:34:47.900 But we must know names to mock them

01:34:50.180 Physicality, is that what you said?

01:34:53.420 No physicality

01:34:54.500 But we must know names to mock them

01:34:58.120 Yeah

01:34:59.760 Yeah, fair enough

01:35:02.080 kipper338 says epochs is excellent content at twice the price thank you it's very kind of you

01:35:09.440 to say i think i'm proud of that body of work over 270 knocking 275 episodes now built up over

01:35:17.520 five years more than five years 275 episodes each one at least an hour some most of them more like

01:35:23.980 an hour and 20 an hour and 30 some of them two hours without exaggeration hundreds of hours of

01:35:29.180 content, everything from Göbekli Tepe to World War II, things after World War II. There's one

01:35:35.360 all about the Iranian embassy siege of 1980. Thanks, Kipper. You say it's excellent content

01:35:42.880 at twice the price. Very kind of you. You say, thank you for all the time, energy and work you

01:35:48.760 have invested in providing history for us mere mortals. Thank you, I appreciate it. No, thank you.

01:35:55.320 Thank you. Thank you for watching it and subscribing.

01:35:59.180 I really do appreciate it

01:36:01.120 I can't thank you enough

01:36:02.060 When content creators or people that are just on YouTube

01:36:05.120 Or whatever say things like

01:36:07.000 Thank you guys

01:36:08.100 You can't say it with enough sincerity

01:36:11.020 Because really without you guys

01:36:13.080 It's nothing is it, it's really nothing

01:36:14.480 See a small YouTube channel

01:36:17.040 With like they've made some good content

01:36:18.800 Actually good content

01:36:20.100 And they've got like 80 subs

01:36:22.200 And their videos got like 5 views

01:36:25.420 I feel really sorry for them

01:36:28.080 it's hard to get the ball rolling but they thank you guys for watching it appreciate it it's very

01:36:32.420 kind of you to say kipper 338 all right and the last three here tatum 2733 says a lot of dna test

01:36:39.740 uh places add stuff for interest yeah tom rouseau was good on this survive the jive

01:36:44.380 some of the problems inherent in sending off your dna and they send you back like living dna or

01:36:50.180 ancestry.com or 23 and me all those sorts of things that it's not a hundred percent trustworthy

01:36:55.680 It's not like 100% accurate

01:36:58.720 It's only ever sort of an approximation

01:37:01.000 Listen to Tom Rossell if you're interested

01:37:02.980 In a deep dive on that sort of thing

01:37:04.280 Or next time I get him on, fingers crossed he comes back on

01:37:06.600 We could talk all about that in much more detail perhaps

01:37:09.600 Okay

01:37:10.160 Penultimate one today is from

01:37:12.480 Thomas Tyne

01:37:13.580 Says

01:37:14.600 Go Bows, not Ducks

01:37:18.740 Nah, we suck

01:37:20.540 Are you a Ducks fan?

01:37:24.780 In Oregon

01:37:25.240 The Ducks are not very good at the moment

01:37:28.440 Ducks are football, aren't they?

01:37:30.700 American football gridiron, right?

01:37:32.240 The Ducks, not ice hockey, is it?

01:37:33.600 I think they're American football

01:37:34.420 Should really know that

01:37:35.540 They're American football, aren't they?

01:37:37.280 The Ducks

01:37:37.680 Oregon State University

01:37:39.400 Anyway, you're saying they suck at the moment

01:37:41.340 I hope they get better

01:37:44.100 And the last one here today is from

01:37:45.320 Tayton2733 again

01:37:46.680 It says

01:37:47.100 DNA that isn't there

01:37:49.480 So people aren't disappointed

01:37:51.020 Right, yeah

01:37:51.640 There has been all sorts of stories

01:37:53.260 Haven't there

01:37:53.600 That these DNA companies

01:37:54.780 will madly just add in something sometimes i just add in you've got a little bit of

01:38:01.980 sub-saharan ancestry or something it's just not there they've just completely made it up

01:38:05.980 there's been stories like that haven't they mad again mad some sort of freaky freakish

01:38:14.780 fetish of an out group preference for black and brown people why would you do that

01:38:20.060 Bruce

01:38:24.240 Alright

01:38:24.760 That's the show

01:38:25.680 It's now 38 minutes past 9

01:38:27.680 In the AM

01:38:28.320 British summer time

01:38:29.700 On Monday the 27th of July

01:38:33.740 In the year of our Lord

01:38:34.280 2026

01:38:34.820 Thank you for joining me

01:38:35.700 The glorious band

01:38:38.520 The chosen few

01:38:40.400 My band of brothers

01:38:42.620 And sisters

01:38:43.540 Thank you for joining me

01:38:44.920 Try and make the best of the day

01:38:46.780 If you

01:38:47.060 Ahead

01:38:47.600 If you can

01:38:48.200 Carpe diem

01:38:49.020 Seize the day

01:38:49.780 It's the most valuable thing you will ever have

01:38:53.700 Is your time

01:38:55.120 Orders of magnitude more valuable

01:38:56.800 Than any gold or gems or property or cars you will ever own

01:39:00.400 You can't take that with you

01:39:01.480 It's effectively of no value in the final reckoning

01:39:05.780 Those things

01:39:06.680 What you do have

01:39:08.760 That's of value is your time

01:39:11.640 And it's finite

01:39:12.500 Don't want to get too dark

01:39:14.520 Don't want to be too preachy about it

01:39:15.900 But your time on this earth is finite

01:39:18.240 You've got limited numbers of days on this earth

01:39:21.480 When you're young you think you've got endless days

01:39:24.320 You haven't

01:39:25.980 You haven't

01:39:28.020 Try and make it count if you can

01:39:29.460 If you're at liberty to use your time

01:39:32.160 How you see fit today

01:39:33.600 Please, please do

01:39:36.120 For your own sake

01:39:36.920 Try and do something valuable with it

01:39:38.320 It's later than you think

01:39:40.900 Alright, I'll leave it there

01:39:42.140 Until tomorrow morning then

01:39:43.900 Take care

01:39:48.240 Bye.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - July 27, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 27th July 2026

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