The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 31st August 2026

00:00:00.000 morning

00:00:03.840 you're right i hope you are sincerely hope you i hope you had a good weekend

00:00:09.280 i had a great weekend hope all you guys uh kept safe and had a good one okay it's monday monday

00:00:16.160 monday bank holiday monday isn't it i just for someone in the chat said it a moment ago i was

00:00:20.800 like oh yeah here at low seaters we don't do bank holidays well we do christmas day and boxing day

00:00:26.400 and new year's day other than that because the algorithm doesn't care youtube doesn't recognize

00:00:32.240 uk bank holidays particularly so so we don't yeah bank holiday i didn't even realize

00:00:39.040 didn't even realize until just then okay those who try and predict what color blazer i'm gonna wear

00:00:47.600 boom out of nowhere brown blazer all out of retirement

00:00:50.640 nobody saw that coming all right i am joined by my producer like most mornings little harry

00:00:58.340 how are this morning good sir morning yeah we're good he's all good so we're all good everything's

00:01:04.280 okay then you're the glorious band the chosen few and it is now one minute past eight in the a.m

00:01:09.320 british summertime on monday the 31st of august in year of our lord 2026 but that's quite enough

00:01:15.160 faffing about isn't it more than enough fannying around for one morning let's just get straight

00:01:19.480 into it this show's supposed to be about what is in the news cycle what's the legacy corporate

00:01:25.440 lamestream media banging on about this morning are they trying to tell us it is or isn't important

00:01:30.720 what are they lying to us about by omission if by nothing else what have we got here all right

00:01:34.620 what's fleet street talking about it's like a barrel of evil quite frankly evil fleet street

00:01:39.240 editors trying to beam directly into our brain boxes we've got killers blocked from early release

00:01:45.100 good the bare minimum just those killers of pc harper though not loads of other killers

00:01:54.360 and harry should fund security yeah harry you really need to fund your security

00:02:00.580 not little not little harry of course harry winder we're talking about all right let's get into it

00:02:07.500 the times the venerable times yeah so the sons of one of those cops not pc harper one of the

00:02:14.420 cops that was killed in that head-on collision in middlesbrough was a big man united fan and

00:02:20.020 this sounds like it's taking his sons to see man united and stuff and so now

00:02:26.580 they got his two sons to be mascots man united a man united game

00:02:34.340 and loads of the papers are going with that look look there's that picture the same picture

00:02:39.060 not the exact same picture but a picture of that picture of that there picture of that there

00:02:44.420 picture of that

00:02:45.720 again the cabal have decided

00:02:48.500 we're going to go with

00:02:50.180 put that on the front page

00:02:51.700 okay well

00:02:56.180 not that I

00:02:57.820 I'm drawing attention to the papers

00:03:02.000 the nature of the cabal of these papers

00:03:04.240 not

00:03:04.640 anything to do with these boys of course

00:03:07.600 these poor little boys

00:03:08.760 they haven't got a father now

00:03:10.200 no shade on them or that they got to be mascots

00:03:14.400 At their favourite football club

00:03:16.360 Good

00:03:16.740 It's one time

00:03:19.020 It's not even a consolation is it

00:03:21.520 I just draw attention to it because

00:03:23.940 Whoever controls

00:03:26.960 All of Fleet Street

00:03:28.480 Obviously said to them

00:03:30.140 You're all going with this

00:03:31.500 Here's a picture or two of that

00:03:33.780 You're all printing that now

00:03:35.780 Go

00:03:36.720 Be good goys and do as you're told

00:03:44.400 Early release

00:03:48.680 Blocked from manslaughter prisoners

00:03:50.700 PC Andrew Harper's killers

00:03:52.400 To stay behind bars

00:03:53.460 With thousands of criminals

00:03:55.000 Eligible to be left out

00:03:56.480 One of the main stories today

00:03:58.060 Yeah

00:03:59.880 So the ones that are

00:04:04.320 The killers

00:04:06.080 Two of the three killers

00:04:07.620 Of PC Andrew Harper

00:04:09.080 They won't get early release

00:04:10.540 Because there's been such a

00:04:11.660 Hornet's nest stirred up

00:04:14.380 in the press about it, but loads of others, loads and loads of others that the media hasn't

00:04:20.380 focused on, they'll still all be loud. Thousands. Thousands of them. Zulu's sighted to the

00:04:29.620 southwest, sir. Thousands of them. My kind of sergeant born there for anyone who doesn't 0.85

00:04:38.620 know i haven't just gone mad zulu anybody no you know the film zulu harry i i know of it

00:04:50.080 but you haven't seen it no kids these days haven't even seen zulu what's the world coming to

00:04:57.040 i'm only joking mate don't worry it's not your fault i'm only joking uh i got long form content

00:05:02.680 actually i did uh i did an epox all about uh the film zulu and the film zulu dawn and the

00:05:08.360 the history of the real zulu wars all in one all in one long form bit of content there if you're

00:05:13.400 interested in that okay you can be a weak so you can't be a weekend lying to help your heart a

00:05:23.400 couple of different papers went with this story saying that yeah have a lie in at the weekend

00:05:27.480 and it helps with like blood pressure and ultimately just like the health of your heart

00:05:32.200 and you know having a heart attack ultimately and stuff i mean endless sleep deprivation

00:05:38.940 endless sleep deprivation isn't good for your health is it you're just constantly in a state

00:05:46.700 of sleep deprivation they needed they needed cutting eggs research to tell you that did they

00:05:53.000 Alright

00:05:55.720 The Telegraph, the Daily Toreograph

00:05:58.580 It's just 0.99

00:06:00.280 Zionist propaganda now 0.95

00:06:04.300 Anti-British, anti-white 0.92

00:06:05.620 Zionist propaganda, owned by Germans

00:06:08.100 Is that not a fair characterisation of what it is? 0.95

00:06:13.200 That's exactly what it is

00:06:14.300 Try and denigrate and destroy anyone

00:06:16.800 That's remotely patriotic 0.98

00:06:18.700 Or nativist

00:06:20.000 Go after the likes of Restore and Reform

00:06:23.280 For talking about what might need to be done

00:06:28.200 To save our country from demographic decline 1.00

00:06:30.440 And a sectarian nightmare 1.00

00:06:32.740 Along racial, religious and tribal lines

00:06:35.800 Can't talk about that according to the Daily Telegraph

00:06:39.400 You'd be a Nazi or something

00:06:41.340 If you even talked about stuff like that

00:06:43.040 That's the Telegraph for you now

00:06:45.760 Burn them to free high risk criminals

00:06:48.240 Brilliant 0.99

00:06:48.800 PC Harper's Killers stay in jail

00:06:50.520 But inmates deemed a danger to society

00:06:53.300 Will be released

00:06:54.300 Thanks Labour

00:06:58.560 Thanks Pinkos

00:07:02.420 Thanks for that

00:07:04.680 Well done

00:07:05.960 Thanks Fabian Society

00:07:07.180 Well done 1.00

00:07:08.540 Your mission of trying to destroy

00:07:12.860 The very fabric of our society

00:07:14.560 Is coming on leaps and bounds

00:07:15.800 Well done

00:07:16.280 You're doing a great job

00:07:17.620 From your point of view

00:07:18.500 Okay, Tugan Hat

00:07:22.920 As Tom Tugan Hat, a Tory politician

00:07:24.560 To replace Patel, Preeti Patel

00:07:27.220 Dame Preeti Patel

00:07:28.620 In Tory reshuffle

00:07:29.940 Okay, here's a bit of a story

00:07:31.240 Some real politics

00:07:33.780 When Parliament comes back

00:07:36.480 Is it later this week or is it next week?

00:07:38.020 It's relatively soon anyway

00:07:39.020 Apparently Olukemi Badanoch

00:07:42.580 Olukemi Olufuntu Badanoch 0.58

00:07:46.480 The Nigerian anchor baby 1.00

00:07:48.160 Somehow bizarrely 1.00

00:07:49.540 Finds herself LARPing

00:07:50.960 As the leader of the opposition

00:07:51.980 Says she's going to do a reshuffle

00:07:55.020 In her shadow government

00:07:56.980 In the opposition

00:07:58.900 James Cleverley is out

00:08:01.340 James Cleverley

00:08:06.020 Who really should be brought

00:08:07.140 Prosecution for his crimes

00:08:09.000 Against the people in the state

00:08:10.260 Being responsible as Home Secretary

00:08:13.400 For us being flooded 0.98

00:08:14.440 By murderers and rapists 0.99

00:08:17.060 He's out

00:08:19.160 He says he's not even going to

00:08:20.580 He's not even going to run at the next general election

00:08:23.620 For a seat in Braintree

00:08:25.200 Clevely

00:08:26.540 But also it looks like Patel is out

00:08:30.640 Also someone who would be right at the top of my list

00:08:33.360 In any sort of Truth and Reconciliation Commission

00:08:36.100 To find out exactly who was responsible 0.98

00:08:38.540 For all the biblical crimes against this nation 0.99

00:08:41.600 Preeti Patel

00:08:42.760 All the Tory

00:08:46.260 All the Tory

00:08:47.380 Prime Ministers and Home Secretaries

00:08:50.120 Would be brought to account

00:08:52.100 If it was up to me

00:08:53.120 For treason basically

00:08:56.920 To bring back the treason law that Tony Blair

00:08:59.400 Suspiciously got rid of

00:09:01.800 Did he somehow know

00:09:05.200 Did he somehow know

00:09:06.720 That he

00:09:07.960 Was going to commit treason

00:09:09.980 And so got rid of the treason laws

00:09:12.160 and those that followed him of course yeah so chicken hat is to replace Patel in Tory reshuffle

00:09:19.380 I wonder if Patel will Olukemi Badnock will just give Preeti Patel another role in the

00:09:25.680 shadow government or whether she's out entirely I don't know whether Olukemi Badnock has got the

00:09:31.740 idea that people don't want those Theresa May particularly the Theresa May and Boris Johnson

00:09:39.520 era ministers back in government I wonder if she's got the picture get the picture I wonder if she

00:09:46.160 uh has finally understood that or not whether it's just a little Peter Patel is going to be

00:09:51.200 reshuffled somewhere else because she's currently the shadow foreign secretary 0.96

00:09:55.260 okay a little bit of a bump up for Tuggan hat and a little bit of a demotion for Patel one 1.00

00:10:02.480 where another okay AI bubble is a threat to global economy warns bank chief it's a threat

00:10:09.420 In a number of ways, isn't it?

00:10:10.420 Obviously, obviously

00:10:11.400 The counter-arguments

00:10:13.560 Whenever I talk about AI being a threat

00:10:15.340 On various levels

00:10:17.360 The arguments coming back at me

00:10:19.060 Are increasingly weak, it seems to me

00:10:21.220 Increasingly weak source

00:10:22.720 John Bolton

00:10:26.340 The CIA's Moscow visit

00:10:29.420 Was pure Trump theatre 0.98

00:10:30.740 Just shut up, John Bolton 0.99

00:10:32.000 Just slink off into obscurity now, John Bolton 1.00

00:10:34.960 Go on

00:10:35.880 Bugger off

00:10:37.540 He won't

00:10:38.400 He won't

00:10:39.420 it probably was a theater in some ways but i'm just not interested in hearing from john bolton

00:10:46.100 john bolton you know he pleaded guilty i actually looked that up this morning when i was like oh

00:10:51.160 john bolton's got an op-ed in the torograph just check in with his trial he pleaded guilty in june

00:10:57.820 that passed me by i don't remember that being on the front pages anywhere at all or even in the

00:11:02.940 minor stories maybe it happened at a weekend and it just passed me by i don't know but yeah because

00:11:08.340 john bolton was up on charges loads of charges i think like 10 15 18 different charges of breaking

00:11:15.240 the law publishing state secrets basically he wrote a book didn't he john bolton wrote a book

00:11:20.840 where he talked about his time in the first trump administration and lots of other things

00:11:25.920 and in that book he released i don't think they were particularly sensitive

00:11:30.380 bits of secret information

00:11:33.340 like the exact

00:11:35.120 blueprints of the US's

00:11:37.440 most cutting edge nuclear submarine

00:11:39.180 not that, but nonetheless

00:11:40.300 stuff that was supposed to be kept secret

00:11:42.260 John Button would have signed a thing saying

00:11:44.700 I will not release this information

00:11:47.140 and then he did in a book

00:11:49.120 he was up on charge

00:11:50.720 a grand jury was empanelled

00:11:52.120 to look into it

00:11:53.260 and in June

00:11:54.060 he just pled guilty

00:11:55.660 to it all

00:11:56.880 If the judge wanted to throw the book at him

00:12:02.100 It could give him loads

00:12:02.860 It could give him 10, 20, 30 years, whatever

00:12:04.720 It almost certainly won't

00:12:06.400 Probably made some sort of deal, doesn't it?

00:12:09.500 You plead guilty and we'll give you a slap on the wrist

00:12:11.360 That's probably what's happened

00:12:12.220 He'll be sentenced in October, I believe

00:12:14.820 Towards the end of October

00:12:15.780 Well, I'll be looking out for that one

00:12:17.120 I hate John Bolton

00:12:19.040 Anyone who knows who John Bolton is 0.99

00:12:20.320 He's a really, really obnoxious war hawk 0.91

00:12:26.880 Really obnoxious 0.89

00:12:29.420 Oh right, he's done an op-ed in the Telegraph

00:12:34.640 Right, don't care

00:12:35.580 What else have we got?

00:12:37.400 The Mail

00:12:38.080 If you're a globalist slot

00:12:39.460 Pretending it isn't sometimes

00:12:40.980 More dangerous criminals set to be freed early

00:12:44.500 Stalkers and abusers on indefinite sentences up for release

00:12:49.300 As Labour ministers tell Mail Burnham is not focused on risk

00:12:53.540 Yeah

00:12:54.300 It's odd isn't it in the Telegraph

00:12:56.340 More dangerous criminals to be released

00:13:00.960 As Burnham

00:13:02.820 Is not focused on risk

00:13:04.660 How can he not be

00:13:05.940 How can he not be

00:13:07.820 How could you

00:13:10.740 Oh my god

00:13:12.900 My god

00:13:13.660 What is he focused on

00:13:17.140 Instead

00:13:17.520 Ideology

00:13:18.320 He's focused on the criminals

00:13:21.460 And their well being

00:13:22.380 Right

00:13:26.340 You've got to have your mind to be a leftist, haven't you? To be a globalist. You've got

00:13:33.340 to be perverse. You've got to have all sorts of, like your moral compass is all wrong. 0.71

00:13:44.340 Won't someone think of the stalkers and abusers and rapists and murderers and terrorists?

00:13:48.340 Won't someone think of their poor plight 1.00

00:13:54.340 Let them out early, be mad

00:14:00.340 Right, the Telegraph

00:14:01.340 Oh sorry, the Guardian, the Guardian

00:14:03.340 Ooh, the Guardian 0.70

00:14:14.340 The Guardian absolutely sickening 0.99

00:14:17.340 sickening pinko slop communist slop seditious it's seditious The Guardian 0.99

00:14:29.120 I would love it if their readership truly fell through the floor to the 0.97

00:14:32.840 point where they didn't publish anything anymore

00:14:37.760 I'd consider shutting them down in Beausbrill really really really would

00:14:43.460 Oh, that's very authoritarian. Yeah, fine. Whatever. Don't care.

00:14:52.700 How many years have they been ruining the discourse in this country?

00:14:58.460 Breeding a generation or more of socialists and champagne socialists.

00:15:06.340 Revolting

00:15:08.860 Burnham keeps PC killers in jail

00:15:11.460 But fears grow over prison capacity

00:15:14.380 Still, right?

00:15:15.860 Gonna let those guys out

00:15:17.840 But also, the prisons are still full 1.00

00:15:20.640 Could deport the 10,000 or so foreign nationals 1.00

00:15:24.960 That are in our country 1.00

00:15:25.860 In our prisons

00:15:26.780 No

00:15:29.980 No real talk of that

00:15:33.120 Might have to leave the ECHR to do something like that

00:15:36.800 Labour's not interested in that

00:15:38.520 They want to destabilise the country

00:15:42.480 There's no other conclusion you can come to

00:15:43.800 They're not accidentally doing these things

00:15:45.940 They're not accidentally carrying out policy after policy after policy

00:15:50.700 Whose net result is the destruction of our society

00:15:54.820 A once high trust, low crime society turned upside down

00:15:59.860 They're not accidentally doing that

00:16:02.200 It's all by design

00:16:03.160 Oh, the Notting Hill Carnival 0.95

00:16:05.960 Disgusting 0.89

00:16:06.800 Can you imagine the smell? 0.98

00:16:09.840 That's pure subversion as well

00:16:11.320 That's a pure display of dominance

00:16:13.320 The Notting Hill Carnival

00:16:16.840 I'd stop that

00:16:17.800 I'd stop that right in its tracks

00:16:19.920 And you're not having that anymore

00:16:21.220 No, it costs the police loads

00:16:23.160 And people get stabbed

00:16:24.380 Stabbed up every time 0.92

00:16:25.720 No, you're not having that 1.00

00:16:29.760 In Pose Britain

00:16:31.320 When did that?

00:16:32.200 iceland says no restart of talks to join the eu interesting iceland the way the eu pro eu types do

00:16:44.640 it is that if you aren't a member of the european country and you aren't a member of the eu

00:16:51.240 they'll just keep trying to bombard you with votes whether you want to join or not

00:16:55.800 or if you do leave they'll keep trying to bombard you with votes do you want to rejoin do you want

00:17:00.240 that's what they do just endless pressure join or rejoin do you want to do you want to until

00:17:06.240 they get the vote they want and then they don't want any more referendums on it ever again

00:17:10.600 pretty straightforward pretty clear iceland good on them good on iceland says no they're

00:17:17.500 they're pro-eu faction in their politics got enough pressure to do uh to do a referendum

00:17:26.620 on whether just like even just talks to rejoin the eu should begin

00:17:31.320 52.8 percent of icelanders said no thanks no thank you why would any country in its right mind

00:17:42.240 want to be ruled from a foreign city whether it's brussels or strasburg whatever

00:17:50.920 what your laws your rules and your rulings and judgments supersede ours in our country

00:17:58.820 no thanks pass we don't often don't really get a vote on who they who the people are that do that

00:18:06.500 we might return an MEP or two but don't necessarily have any input on the judges that sit in Strasbourg

00:18:12.800 and they're going to tell us what we can or can't do what we can or can't print or say or think even

00:18:19.040 sometimes yeah no pass pass Europe I would love it I would love it if the AFD or national rally

00:18:29.540 got in in Germany and France and one or either of them left Europe crippling it crippling that

00:18:36.200 project that globalist open borders anti-European bizarrely project would love it

00:18:45.220 I would love it if we beat them

00:18:49.860 Alright in the mirror

00:18:55.560 Something about Kylie

00:18:56.480 She's knocking on a bit Kylie isn't it

00:18:57.980 I mean she looks good for her age

00:18:59.020 But like just

00:18:59.740 Kylie 0.99

00:19:03.140 Do Zoomers care about Kylie? 0.99

00:19:10.240 Little Harry? 1.00

00:19:12.240 Not much

00:19:13.120 No I don't think so

00:19:13.960 Alright

00:19:14.740 Yeah

00:19:16.420 Wasn't she in Neighbours in the 1980s?

00:19:22.220 Has she not had a hit for like 10 years or more?

00:19:29.120 Kylie

00:19:29.600 I always fancied Danny Minogue over Kylie Minogue anyway

00:19:33.860 Right

00:19:36.700 Justice for lost loved ones

00:19:40.720 Killers told you'll do your time

00:19:42.780 Just these two though

00:19:43.540 Thousands of others will be let out

00:19:45.920 Victims relief

00:19:47.720 As early release is blocked 0.82

00:19:49.740 For lags who took a life 1.00

00:19:51.500 PM's pledge to deport foreign criminals 0.94

00:19:54.320 To tackle prison crisis 1.00

00:19:55.380 Believe it when I see it

00:19:56.580 Believe it when I see it

00:19:58.200 Because even if he tries

00:19:59.220 There'll be some judge

00:20:00.620 Who says no

00:20:01.780 Under the ECHR

00:20:04.200 You can't do that

00:20:05.140 And then the government

00:20:07.660 Whether it's the Prime Minister or the Home Office

00:20:09.040 Just go oh well we tried

00:20:10.060 How many years of that do we have to go through

00:20:13.400 Home Secretary is going to get tough on XYZ

00:20:16.220 PM promises XYZ

00:20:18.300 Judge says no

00:20:19.720 Oh well, back to drawing board

00:20:20.980 Another two years, three years have gone by

00:20:23.260 Could leave the ECHR

00:20:25.960 No, la la la la, we're not leaving the ECHR though

00:20:28.560 La la la, we're not doing that

00:20:29.780 So round and round we go

00:20:32.460 It's all pretty out in the open and obvious isn't it

00:20:40.600 It's not like a real mystery 1.00

00:20:41.900 It's not really a mystery why we're flooded by foreign people 1.00

00:20:45.900 And won't deport them 1.00

00:20:47.260 Okay, the star

00:20:51.300 Star front and centre with those

00:20:53.840 The sons of that killed cop

00:20:57.820 There he is, look

00:20:58.760 In the Man United game

00:21:01.320 With one of his sons

00:21:02.560 Now they're mascots for the day

00:21:06.120 Very, very sad, isn't it?

00:21:10.820 there you go the star decides that is the most important thing

00:21:14.080 the most important thing celebrating celebrating notting hill yeah is it something to celebrate

00:21:21.320 not if you're a native it's not

00:21:27.460 i will just end that carnival

00:21:40.820 with extreme prejudice if needs be the sun oh yep their sloppy joe for the day is the same thing

00:21:51.880 same thing isn't it weird that the cabal the cabal on fleet street has got dominance over

00:22:00.000 the tabloidy ones like the mirror the sun the star and the more old school used to be broad

00:22:07.640 Cheat ones

00:22:08.180 Like the telegraph

00:22:09.600 And the mail

00:22:10.040 About that umbrella

00:22:13.160 Whatever that is

00:22:14.400 Covers all of them 1.00

00:22:18.880 Even now and again 0.94

00:22:20.900 I suppose they'll let

00:22:21.720 One of the other papers

00:22:22.540 You don't have to go

00:22:23.800 With this picture

00:22:24.800 Or this story today

00:22:25.540 Just to give the impression

00:22:26.760 That we're not

00:22:27.420 Full spectrum dominance

00:22:29.820 Of the cabal

00:22:30.600 Speaking of which

00:22:34.900 The eye paper

00:22:35.580 Usually be the eye paper

00:22:37.180 Or the FT.

00:22:40.060 Harry should pay for security costs in UK, says two-thirds of public in poll.

00:22:44.880 Just their own internal poll.

00:22:49.340 Overwhelming majority opposes taxpayer-funded security for Sussexes.

00:22:53.920 That's Prince Harry and his obnoxious wife, Meghan.

00:22:57.940 Who returned to Britain from California last week.

00:23:00.500 Poll for the iPaper reveals that 63% of Britons think Harry and Meghan should pay for the measures privately.

00:23:07.920 Yeah.

00:23:08.760 Royal and VIP Executive Committee, Ravik, understood to be planning review of their claim for state-funded protection.

00:23:17.540 Harry accuses committee head of failing to inform him about Al-Qaeda threat and wants intervention from Home Secretary.

00:23:26.320 does he? See, he's barely back a week and already he's complaining about committees,

00:23:33.700 government committees, and insisting the Home Secretary does something or other.

00:23:41.660 Yuck. If you're so worried about security, just largely stay at home. How about that?

00:23:48.820 Stay on your massive royal estates, largely. How about that?

00:23:52.520 Travel within the confines of an existing royal entourage

00:23:58.520 That's got security

00:23:59.540 Pay for it yourself

00:24:01.160 There's a number of things you could do

00:24:03.120 Ask Elton to pay for it

00:24:06.780 Something

00:24:07.980 You were paying for it for yourself in California weren't you?

00:24:12.260 Yeah you were

00:24:12.680 So he was able to do it there

00:24:14.440 But now you realise 1.00

00:24:17.260 Muggins over here 1.00

00:24:20.140 The British taxpayer 1.00

00:24:21.220 They might pay for it

00:24:22.740 So we'll just try and rinse them if we can 1.00

00:24:24.420 Piss takers 1.00

00:24:25.780 Absolute piss takers 0.92

00:24:27.560 Ugh

00:24:30.120 The Financial Times

00:24:32.380 Cold shoulder Iceland rejects talks with EU

00:24:37.380 Yeah good, great, lovely

00:24:39.240 Something about big tech and AI

00:24:43.620 I can't be bothered, I'm not interested

00:24:45.120 I can't be bothered with all that nonsense

00:24:47.400 The Daily Express

00:24:50.420 It's a good paper

00:24:51.240 You can read your express now

00:24:52.620 Pretending to be right of centre

00:24:58.040 Or patriotic in any way

00:25:00.640 Remotely nationalist

00:25:02.360 Nope

00:25:02.740 Nope

00:25:03.500 Globalist

00:25:05.680 Anti-British 0.99

00:25:06.320 Anti-white slop 0.99

00:25:07.140 In the final reckoning 1.00

00:25:08.480 When it comes to it

00:25:09.560 In the final reckoning

00:25:10.860 That's what they are

00:25:11.620 Trying to destroy

00:25:13.780 Even like the most

00:25:14.760 Milk toast reformers

00:25:15.920 The Express 0.93

00:25:17.780 Trying to destroy the likes of

00:25:21.040 Even

00:25:22.340 Nigel Farage and Richard Tyson

00:25:24.620 Zia Yusuf or whatever

00:25:25.720 Let alone anyone truly right wing 0.98

00:25:28.240 Or to the right of them

00:25:29.180 That's The Express, that's who they are

00:25:32.540 Virginia, look at the state of this

00:25:36.820 Virginia Giffey's teen sweetheart 1.00

00:25:39.360 Says ex-employees will want to protect former prince

00:25:42.800 I fear Andrew's staff won't cooperate with police

00:25:45.880 what kind of journalism is that that's the front page is it contemptible absolutely contemptible

00:25:53.120 and something about how brilliant the notting hill carnival is you get you get the picture

00:25:57.240 you get the idea don't you of what they are what the the express is

00:26:01.240 slop utter utter slop all right they're the increasingly absurd and frustrating infuriating

00:26:12.260 front pages 0.53

00:26:13.380 from the British

00:26:14.100 print media today

00:26:14.960 August bank holiday

00:26:18.040 alright

00:26:18.980 shall we have a look

00:26:19.660 at our poll

00:26:20.200 we do a poll

00:26:20.960 don't we

00:26:21.360 I asked

00:26:21.860 I didn't tell Harry

00:26:22.660 I didn't instruct Harry

00:26:23.380 what to do today

00:26:24.120 I said

00:26:25.080 little Harry

00:26:26.080 I said

00:26:26.580 you think of something

00:26:28.400 or perhaps

00:26:29.260 ask the chat

00:26:30.280 we've done that

00:26:31.080 a number of times

00:26:31.540 haven't we

00:26:31.860 ask the chat

00:26:32.360 what poll would you like

00:26:33.300 seem to moan about it

00:26:35.280 a fair bit

00:26:35.640 not all of you

00:26:36.580 you're the glorious band

00:26:37.240 that shows a few

00:26:37.620 my band of brothers and sisters

00:26:38.440 don't go

00:26:38.820 don't leave me

00:26:39.340 a few times

00:26:40.760 we'll do a poll

00:26:41.260 and people are like

00:26:41.760 oh 0.91

00:26:42.000 crap poll today or poll doesn't even make sense or we haven't phrased the poll very well whatever

00:26:46.860 so we ask you guys don't we sometimes uh so let's see what it is this is new to me what we got i 0.96

00:26:52.620 really don't know what he's going to say okay there it is we've asked you what is your favorite

00:27:00.440 inside joke on breakfast with both cool bit meta there what were your options your options were

00:27:07.260 So, Eamon Holmes, Eamon Holmes, Angela the Fridge Rainer, Big Bird, or the Metro and the Guardian, you know, turning to the Stain Cam.

00:27:24.240 Doing the Stain Cam thing. The Metro and the Guardian is absolutely revolting, sickening, literally stomach turning, might make me actually puke.

00:27:31.900 yeah um what's your funniest one that me calling angela rayner angela the fridge rayner 1.00

00:27:39.340 she's seven foot two and weighs 500 pounds got the exact silhouette of a fridge 1.00

00:27:44.940 she's silhouetted on the skyline at dusk you'll think it's a fridge with a head on top of it

00:27:53.320 the exact silhouette of big bird from sesame street well what's big bird doing over there

00:27:58.860 Is that Big Bird from Sesame Street?

00:28:02.040 Oh, no, it's Angela Rayner.

00:28:04.180 Or Eamon Holmes, where I once accidentally confused Eamon Holmes with Hugh Edwards.

00:28:13.380 I'm talking about the crimes of Hugh Edwards, but saying Eamon Holmes.

00:28:16.800 Poor Eamon. Get well soon, Eamon.

00:28:19.200 That's probably the worst blooper.

00:28:20.440 It's almost certainly the worst blooper I've done on Breakfast with Beau.

00:28:23.700 People find it hilarious to joke about it to this day.

00:28:25.800 That Eamon Holmes is guilty of things he obviously is not guilty of.

00:28:28.400 it's obviously had nothing to do with even things that happened hundreds of years ago it was eamon

00:28:32.080 holmes's fault that inside joke okay and the results are oh ames ames has it 39 of you say

00:28:40.480 eamon holmes is your favorite inside joke it's not a bad run as far as inside jokes go

00:28:47.200 uh the metro the guardian thing came second with 31 and andrew the fridge rainer

00:28:54.160 29 on 29 some of you guys probably have got other ones that it was your favorite it's not even one

00:29:01.220 of those why don't it that joke i sometimes do when the poll is like three or four percent or

00:29:06.820 small number percentage of people they vote something that the vast majority of the glorious

00:29:11.480 band the chosen few think and i think they've voted something different and i pretend to be

00:29:16.120 angry and go go and get out it's a joke from i'm ripping off um happy gilmore it's a joke from 0.96

00:29:22.720 happy gilmore isn't it go on get out who needs you go on bugger off don't go don't go i love you

00:29:26.800 i've seen a couple of people say that's their favorite joke uh anyway there's a number of

00:29:32.460 them now aren't there there's a good number of them anyway out of those three aims wins

00:29:36.980 in all honesty in all seriousness no joking now get well soon aims i don't think he's in a good

00:29:45.300 Good space

00:29:46.440 The last update I saw was that

00:29:48.640 He's still not well

00:29:50.860 So all joking aside

00:29:53.900 The completely innocent Eamon Holmes

00:29:56.060 As far as we know

00:29:56.920 That's another joke people do

00:29:58.060 When I say that

00:30:00.480 Eamon Holmes is

00:30:01.180 Obviously let's be serious now

00:30:02.640 Eamon Holmes is completely innocent of any wrongdoing

00:30:04.580 People say as far as you know

00:30:06.360 Okay with that joke out of the way

00:30:11.540 Get well soon Eamon

00:30:12.620 Get well soon

00:30:13.500 Really

00:30:14.020 seemed like a lovely guy didn't he why am i talking about him in the past tense

00:30:19.160 eamon holmes seems like a lovely bloke doesn't he is a lovely bloke it seems as well as we know

00:30:28.540 all right let's move on let's have a look at the price of crude we check in on that don't

00:30:34.620 we on the bow show about this time every day if you was to buy or sell a barrel of west texas

00:30:41.400 it cost you just shy of $85

00:30:43.440 he's trying to buy some Brent crude

00:30:46.680 to shy of $91

00:30:47.860 they're real-time prices

00:30:50.440 oh yeah

00:30:51.320 oh look it's just ticked down

00:30:54.060 Brent has just ticked down

00:30:56.660 anyway

00:30:57.400 remarkable not that much higher

00:31:01.160 than when this world started

00:31:02.020 I mean it is a bit higher

00:31:02.880 but only to the tune of $5, $10 higher

00:31:04.940 remarkable really considering

00:31:06.980 the US and Iran trade strikes

00:31:10.980 For the first time in weeks

00:31:12.140 Yesterday

00:31:13.040 Oh it's still on

00:31:16.400 It's becoming something of a forever war

00:31:18.220 I mean that's a bit of an exaggeration

00:31:20.100 Forever war

00:31:20.620 There's no such thing as an actual forever war

00:31:22.620 But

00:31:22.800 There's no end in sight

00:31:25.340 Neither side have really got an off ramp 1.00

00:31:27.280 I don't think the Iranians want an off ramp particularly

00:31:30.100 And Mr Trump and Marco Rubio 0.99

00:31:32.900 And Pete Hexith

00:31:33.980 Are struggling to find

00:31:36.800 An off ramp aren't they

00:31:38.480 How can you stop this now

00:31:40.140 How does it end?

00:31:41.580 Unless that regime does topple and collapse

00:31:44.000 You know, there was a big push from the US

00:31:47.800 To increase loads of economic sanctions

00:31:51.000 Even further against Iran

00:31:53.380 Even though their economy is almost non-existent 1.00

00:31:59.340 And their currency is a complete farce

00:32:02.040 And they've been under financial restrictions on them

00:32:10.020 for years and years and years i remember my first proper job at jp morgan after i finished uni in

00:32:13.700 the very very early 2000s even then even then there was a list of countries that you were not

00:32:19.300 allowed to deal with like north korea and iran even then like anyone rings up and they say i

00:32:26.180 want to open an account with jp morgan i want to invest loads of money in sort of some sort of

00:32:30.420 some sort of uh emerging markets fund or other an oik jp morgan oik in like in japan or something

00:32:42.740 oh and here's the money it's coming from an account out their account and it's in iran you'd

00:32:47.700 be uh just put you on hold for a minute if you don't mind put them through to a whole different

00:32:53.060 team that deals with financial crime that that was going on 25 years ago or whatever

00:33:02.820 anyway even more restrictions financially on iran and well the story is over the weekend

00:33:11.300 the americans did a couple of precision strikes on some things on that larrak island that's right in

00:33:17.380 the Straits of Hormuz because they said the Americans said it's to do with the Iranians

00:33:23.060 were trying to put more mines out or they were anti-aircraft batteries or something anyway the

00:33:27.780 Americans struck those and Iran struck back shot a few missiles at a US base in Jordan

00:33:34.020 apparently eight missiles were shot at Jordan but apparently Jordan shot them intercepted them

00:33:39.060 shot them out of the sky so just another tiny bit of tit for tat there

00:33:43.300 Doesn't really massively affect

00:33:48.100 The price of crude

00:33:48.900 Isn't that remarkable

00:33:50.240 I mean it does a bit but

00:33:52.060 The trading desks

00:33:54.300 The commodities trading desks

00:33:55.740 Across the world

00:33:57.320 See something like that

00:33:59.440 The US military

00:34:02.240 Blowing stuff up 0.86

00:34:03.240 On Iranian territory 0.98

00:34:04.740 Iran shooting

00:34:06.060 Ballistic ordnance

00:34:08.700 Back at US assets in Jordan

00:34:10.760 and the crude oil commodities trading desks around the world go no biggie whatever is what it is

00:34:19.940 yeah it happens remarkable kind of remarkable to me all right all right there's one other story

00:34:30.200 i thought was of interest i thought was really of interest today was an update on middlesbrough

00:34:39.020 The Middlesbrough story

00:34:40.480 Because remember we talked about it

00:34:42.640 I can't find it here

00:34:45.180 I think it's in the sun as well

00:34:47.120 Oh yeah 0.94

00:34:49.080 Terror town

00:34:50.820 Inside, quote, totally lawless

00:34:53.240 Quote, a state

00:34:54.000 Home of joyriders

00:34:56.200 Killed in crash with cops where gangs are rife

00:34:59.180 Jobs scarce and all hope lost

00:35:01.660 So I actually read quite a long article

00:35:05.580 On the Daily Mail this morning

00:35:07.220 Which finally gave us a bit more information

00:35:10.340 Because if you remember

00:35:11.420 I had big Harry Robinson on the show on Friday

00:35:14.400 And even on Thursday

00:35:15.740 Let's talk about what's going on here

00:35:17.460 The legacy corporate mainstream media

00:35:19.800 Are not really being clear enough

00:35:21.340 With any detail of what's really going on

00:35:23.320 I'm not about to go to Middlesbrough

00:35:26.060 Personally and start doing investigative journalism

00:35:29.000 And asking people on the streets

00:35:31.480 I'm not about to do that 0.99

00:35:33.000 Lotus Eaters aren't about to do that

00:35:34.300 But anyway

00:35:36.300 In the mail at least

00:35:38.400 There was quite a long article

00:35:39.440 Let me see if I can find it

00:35:40.720 Just while I'm going to keep talking to you

00:35:41.920 I can paraphrase it

00:35:43.000 Yeah they gave quite a lot more

00:35:46.560 Well a bit more information about it

00:35:48.380 And it's just basically

00:35:49.680 Rival drug gangs

00:35:51.500 I mean you could probably have guessed

00:35:52.900 Can you

00:35:53.300 Rival drug gangs

00:35:55.760 Or at least one big drug gang

00:35:57.460 That's having a civil war with itself

00:36:00.580 Is what they were largely reporting

00:36:02.020 I mean it's a bit more than that

00:36:03.640 But it's basically some sort of civil war

00:36:07.240 Around drug

00:36:09.200 I was going to say cartel

00:36:11.080 It's not even cartel is it

00:36:12.320 In Middlesbrough

00:36:14.220 But it's been going on for years

00:36:16.420 It's been going on for quite a while they say

00:36:18.220 It was right here

00:36:22.680 Just to interrupt myself

00:36:26.120 Notting Hill Carnival arrest 169

00:36:28.980 On day one of festival

00:36:30.260 Revelers held over drugs, weapons and sex offences

00:36:33.180 Most years, there are sex offences, if not full-blown rapes

00:36:37.480 And stabbing, sometimes homicides

00:36:39.120 Actual murders

00:36:41.620 I would stop the Notting Hill Carnival

00:36:44.500 You're just not doing it anymore

00:36:46.940 This is just an excuse for you guys to go berserk for a few days

00:36:51.660 Nah, nah, nah, nah

00:36:52.720 Stopping that

00:36:54.220 Great culture, by the way 1.00

00:36:56.520 It's supposed to be a celebration of your culture 0.99

00:36:59.960 Or your culture of drugs, sex offences and murder 1.00

00:37:03.400 Great, yeah, well done 0.67

00:37:05.800 Anyway, back to the Middlesbrough thing

00:37:09.440 It's really not showing it

00:37:10.980 It's annoying when they do that

00:37:12.500 The websites

00:37:14.080 They just reshuffle themselves

00:37:16.460 Where you thought there was an article and now it's gone

00:37:18.840 Alright, anyway

00:37:19.480 So I guess I'll just tell you, I'll just use my own words

00:37:22.300 Yeah, it's been going on for years

00:37:27.120 But it's been ramped up in the last couple of years

00:37:29.620 apparently and one of the things these gangs do to each other is ram each other's homes right that's

00:37:38.100 a common thing relatively common thing in the Middlesbrough apparently they know where you live

00:37:43.540 I mean it's not a giant city Middlesbrough so everyone would know everyone else within that

00:37:47.320 world right you thought it's very easy to find out where so-and-so lives and as a as a threat

00:37:53.880 As intimidation

00:37:56.300 They'll probably steal a car

00:37:58.940 They'll get a vehicle

00:38:00.160 It might be a van

00:38:00.920 And just drive it into your house

00:38:03.860 That's a common thing in Middlesbrough

00:38:09.520 Apparently

00:38:09.960 Or burn your house down

00:38:13.080 Remember that house fire 1.00

00:38:18.200 The other day where that woman in her 30s

00:38:20.640 And that little 7 year old girl

00:38:21.940 Were burnt to death in a house fire

00:38:23.680 apparently all it was was that the woman the older woman the woman in her 30s her uncle she

00:38:30.840 was completely innocent apparently of anything but her uncle had been was is deeply involved

00:38:37.200 in that world he was like some sort of enforcer for one of these one faction for this drugs crime

00:38:43.260 gang and he's currently in prison for like a 14 stretch he's deeply embroiled in all of that

00:38:49.820 But his niece

00:38:52.520 That woman had nothing to do 0.98

00:38:54.120 Apparently she's completely innocent of any wrongdoing

00:38:55.940 Nonetheless they knew it was his house in some way

00:38:58.500 Connected to him in some way

00:38:59.920 So they burnt it down

00:39:01.280 It just so happened that

00:39:02.240 She and that poor little seven year old girl

00:39:05.020 Were in the house and died

00:39:06.400 Burnt alive

00:39:07.700 Horrific

00:39:08.320 Horrific

00:39:09.320 And that

00:39:11.860 It's all connected

00:39:14.380 In a sense

00:39:16.040 In a broader sense

00:39:16.880 Like not necessarily

00:39:18.640 one is the cause and effect of the other but they're all connected broadly and there's been

00:39:24.460 going on for so long that the police apparently they put up loads of CCTV cameras because they've

00:39:30.020 got the new modern surveillance stuff haven't they they've got face recognition and stuff but when

00:39:34.260 they put up cameras in these certain estates where they know it's like more or less lawless

00:39:38.700 the criminals just get angle grinders and just cut the cut them down at night and no one ever

00:39:46.120 dobs them in i didn't see anything i don't know because they're scared they're intimidated the

00:39:50.860 gangs just just cut the cctv cameras down so the police put in what they were calling belfast

00:39:58.480 towers anyway just slightly more armored slightly more robust versions of like cctv cameras

00:40:07.060 so apparently the gangs just steal a car or a van or whatever and ram them into that to destroy that

00:40:16.100 So the police then put those big

00:40:19.840 Concrete bollards

00:40:22.020 Big concrete blocks around these

00:40:24.200 Belfast towers in order to try

00:40:26.320 And capture the criminals

00:40:27.920 On camera

00:40:30.000 It's a little bit much isn't it

00:40:34.320 I mean

00:40:35.680 It sounds necessary I'm not saying

00:40:38.180 Cops shouldn't do this but

00:40:39.860 It does sound pretty

00:40:42.220 Lawless doesn't it I mean Swindon's

00:40:44.160 A bit of a 1.00

00:40:46.100 Crap, lame town 1.00

00:40:48.000 It's nowhere near that 1.00

00:40:49.520 Nowhere near that

00:40:50.740 That sounds like

00:40:52.460 That sounds really, really bad

00:40:55.780 And in certain states, certain parts of Middlesbrough

00:40:59.640 Just completely lawless

00:41:02.160 Really

00:41:03.040 They just do whatever they want

00:41:05.760 It's all fuelled by drugs, apparently

00:41:09.380 The drug trade

00:41:10.760 Well, okay, so there's all that said

00:41:15.220 The local MP came out and he said

00:41:18.540 We need more youth centres

00:41:20.620 Yeah

00:41:24.320 He actually did it, he actually said the meme

00:41:26.440 He actually went with that

00:41:27.820 We need more funding for the police

00:41:30.680 And we need youth centres

00:41:32.600 Yeah 0.99

00:41:34.620 Youth centres 1.00

00:41:36.340 There shall be a youth centre in every wall

00:41:39.320 He declared

00:41:40.980 Oh, that'll fix it

00:41:44.800 Yeah, I'm sure that'll fix it

00:41:46.080 Not massive unemployment

00:41:47.800 Not a general malaise in society

00:41:53.600 Which makes people feel despair

00:41:56.780 Hopelessness and despair

00:41:59.340 Not that, youth centres

00:42:01.120 If there were a youth centre in every ward in Middlesbrough

00:42:04.340 This wouldn't be happening, he argues

00:42:06.580 Nonsense, nonsense

00:42:09.260 They just commit crime in and around that youth centre

00:42:13.600 That's what happens

00:42:15.420 That's what happens

00:42:16.880 Like in some of the worst bits in London 1.00

00:42:20.320 They'll put in a youth centre 1.00

00:42:21.440 Because black gang crime is so bad 0.98

00:42:24.080 In some places in London 1.00

00:42:25.020 What happens?

00:42:27.560 You end up with a bit of footage

00:42:28.960 Where two black teenagers are chasing each other

00:42:31.560 Around the pool table 0.97

00:42:33.120 In the youth centre trying to stab each other 1.00

00:42:35.280 A youth centre 0.91

00:42:38.160 Doesn't fix 0.99

00:42:40.080 This

00:42:41.820 It doesn't come close to fixing it

00:42:44.080 There could be a gang war in the youth centre

00:42:48.360 The youth centre doesn't fix anything

00:42:49.920 Or if only they had a pool table

00:42:51.960 These young men wouldn't be violent

00:42:54.040 And have despair in their heart

00:42:56.380 If only they had access to a pool table

00:42:58.840 And a ping pong table 0.97

00:42:59.980 Let's throw ping pong tables at the problem

00:43:05.580 Nonsense, isn't it?

00:43:10.420 Nonsense

00:43:10.940 They won't address the real issues

00:43:17.160 The sinking economy 1.00

00:43:19.660 The changing demographic

00:43:21.320 All those things

00:43:23.780 No

00:43:25.980 You need a youth centre

00:43:27.760 That will sort it out

00:43:28.480 It's just contemptible nonsense

00:43:35.860 Alright 0.73

00:43:36.340 I can't be too long today

00:43:37.880 So let's just move on at this point

00:43:40.300 to on this day in history you guys like that bit seem to like that bit i quite like doing that bit

00:43:44.300 i enjoy that bit where we on this show on the bow show breakfast with bow bow's breakfast club don't

00:43:50.700 you forget about me we like to look at what happened down through the centuries nay the

00:43:55.660 millennia on this day in history of note let's have a look see what have we got august the 31st

00:43:59.820 on this day in history in 11 42 the possible date of the establishment of the iroquois league

00:44:06.860 Other dates, possible dates

00:44:09.520 Are possible

00:44:11.300 The Iroquois League

00:44:12.240 My people, the Iroquois

00:44:14.400 What am I talking about?

00:44:17.680 I did my DNA, didn't I?

00:44:20.700 I did LivingDNA

00:44:22.000 And Ancestry.com

00:44:23.580 One of them

00:44:24.940 I can't remember which one

00:44:26.360 I think LivingDNA

00:44:28.340 Showed that I was 100% European

00:44:31.340 And of that

00:44:33.760 89%, 90 odd percent 0.94

00:44:35.660 British

00:44:36.520 with a little bit of Scandinavian, a little bit of German.

00:44:40.940 1.8% Basque.

00:44:43.260 Might just be noise in the DNA,

00:44:45.700 but I may have a tiny amount of Basque in me,

00:44:48.060 according to LivingDNA.

00:44:49.440 According to the other one, Ancestry.com,

00:44:53.240 I might have a bit of Iroquois in me.

00:44:56.080 Because my father's American, literally American,

00:44:57.920 born and raised in Oregon, go Ducks. 1.00

00:45:00.640 And the Dades have been over in the United States 1.00

00:45:02.580 since like the 19th century, or even earlier, was it? 1.00

00:45:04.760 Certainly since the 19th century

00:45:07.460 Major Francis Langhorne died

00:45:10.620 Slight bit of notoriety down in Florida

00:45:12.800 He was an ancestor of mine

00:45:14.640 Oh yeah, yeah

00:45:15.120 So anyway, on my father's side

00:45:16.980 Been in the United States for a while

00:45:18.420 Of European-British descent originally, of course

00:45:21.140 There's always some suggestion in the family

00:45:25.180 I might have some Injun blood

00:45:26.680 A little bit of Elizabeth Warren 1.00

00:45:29.120 A little bit of Injun blood 1.00

00:45:30.660 Flowing through the old veins 0.99

00:45:32.040 Living DNA said no that's nonsense

00:45:35.060 Ancestry said 0.89

00:45:36.600 There's a tiny bit of Iroquois

00:45:38.700 Which is modern day Canada 1.00

00:45:40.180 The north east of Canada 0.96

00:45:43.380 Iroquois nation

00:45:44.240 They're my people

00:45:47.100 By rights

00:45:48.540 I should really

00:45:51.200 Go to the

00:45:52.400 Elysee Palace in France

00:45:54.960 And demand 1.00

00:45:56.940 Reparations for French 0.97

00:45:58.860 Colonialism and oppression

00:46:00.660 against my people. 0.86

00:46:07.560 Alright, let's move on.

00:46:09.460 On this day in 1854,

00:46:11.220 a major breakout of cholera occurs in Soho, London.

00:46:14.340 Physician John Snow calls it...

00:46:16.940 That's John Snow. 1.00

00:46:17.920 I was just saying it in that ginger bird's voice

00:46:21.460 from Game of Thrones.

00:46:22.300 You don't know nothing, John Snow.

00:46:25.220 A physician, a real-life man called John Snow,

00:46:27.960 calls it the most terrible outbreak of cholera

00:46:30.440 Which ever occurred in this kingdom

00:46:31.880 Yeah, cholera

00:46:33.120 Did that originally come from India?

00:46:34.520 Did it originally come from the subcontinent or somewhere?

00:46:36.520 I don't think it's indigenous to these islands ultimately

00:46:39.880 Some of those things when they say

00:46:41.580 Oh, Europeans brought all sorts of diseases

00:46:43.940 To other places in the world 1.00

00:46:46.780 Yeah

00:46:48.180 And we brought back those guys' diseases 0.99

00:46:51.460 Back to Europe 0.91

00:46:52.360 And millions of us died as well

00:46:54.660 That's completely a two-way street

00:46:56.740 You think it was just one way 1.00

00:46:59.580 it was just the Europeans brought diseases to the new world and other places and that was a one-way 0.79

00:47:05.780 street no no that was a two-way street anyway cholera to do water isn't it contaminated water 0.69

00:47:11.440 you've got dead bodies in the water it's more to it than that but dead bodies in the water in the

00:47:16.180 Thames or whatever on the wells and then yeah cholera as well dying from cholera is a terrible

00:47:23.660 horrible horrible horrible horrible death as well particularly devastating way to die i think

00:47:31.900 okay on this day in 1888 the body of jack the ripper's first victim mary ann nichols is found

00:47:38.460 in white chapel in london's east end i am fascinated by the ripper murders it's one of

00:47:43.980 those things where i was one of the first things i can remember from history that i became fascinated

00:47:48.780 in very young as well must have been only seven or eight or nine i had some little kiddies book

00:47:54.120 that was about i've mentioned this before about mysteries it's like the mary celeste the jfk

00:47:59.600 killing my one was jack the ripper scary so scary but even as a kid fascinated by it back in the day

00:48:06.760 when they let little kids just like watch 15 rated films and read about scary murders even

00:48:13.440 When you're really young

00:48:14.100 Yeah The Ripper Murders

00:48:17.180 Absolutely fascinating

00:48:17.820 I've threatened to do

00:48:19.200 A bit of long form content

00:48:20.060 About The Ripper Murders

00:48:20.960 I know that

00:48:22.300 I know that

00:48:24.580 Devon Tracy

00:48:26.080 AKA

00:48:27.440 Atheism is Unstoppable 0.71

00:48:28.700 Is fascinated in The Ripper Murders

00:48:30.560 I would like to have

00:48:31.480 A long form conversation

00:48:32.220 With him maybe

00:48:32.780 Or anyone really

00:48:33.640 That knows The Ripper

00:48:34.700 Story inside out

00:48:36.280 I'll have to have

00:48:37.060 Do a long form bit of content

00:48:38.300 I will do it at some point

00:48:39.180 And of course

00:48:41.420 Being in the East End

00:48:42.440 Not a million miles

00:48:43.140 From where I grew up

00:48:44.040 I didn't grow up in the East End

00:48:46.640 In Whitechapel

00:48:47.240 But

00:48:47.460 15 odd miles

00:48:49.060 20 miles away

00:48:49.760 Been through the East End

00:48:53.240 Of Whitechapel

00:48:54.140 Hundreds

00:48:54.800 Thousands of times in my life

00:48:56.000 So

00:48:56.200 Anyway

00:48:58.500 1888

00:48:59.520 The Whitechapel murders

00:49:02.340 Fascinating stuff

00:49:05.640 Very very very deep rabbit hole

00:49:07.500 If you're so interested

00:49:08.280 Okay

00:49:08.940 On this day in 1917

00:49:10.060 Sun Yat-sen

00:49:10.880 And his supporters

00:49:11.920 And his supporters rump parliament

00:49:13.980 Establish a military government

00:49:15.280 In Guangzhou, China

00:49:16.900 And elect him Generalissimo

00:49:18.800 General of Generals

00:49:19.860 Yeah Sun Yat-sen, fascinating

00:49:21.980 Talked about him before haven't I

00:49:23.620 On my own channel

00:49:25.140 On

00:49:26.260 On History Bro there

00:49:30.520 I got

00:49:33.060 Long form content talking all about

00:49:35.640 Mao

00:49:36.260 Harry flip back

00:49:39.880 All about the life of Mao Zedong

00:49:44.440 And I go into like the 19th century

00:49:46.460 Go back to the 19th century

00:49:47.740 Sun Yat-sen comes up

00:49:49.040 He's like the warlord

00:49:50.080 The early warlord 0.82

00:49:51.320 Like Chiang Kai-shek before Chiang Kai-shek

00:49:53.800 Fascinating person, Sun Yat-sen

00:49:55.960 Okay, massively deep rabbit hole

00:49:58.600 That all on its own

00:49:59.780 His life and adventures

00:50:01.260 Haven't got time for it on this show

00:50:03.400 At the moment

00:50:04.900 On this day in 1945

00:50:06.120 The Liberal Party of Australia is founded by Robert Menzies

00:50:09.760 Don't know a great deal about that

00:50:11.360 Can't tell you a great deal about that I'm afraid

00:50:12.780 I'll have to move on

00:50:14.660 On this day in 1957

00:50:16.480 The Federation of Malaya gains independence from Great Britain

00:50:19.480 Yeah

00:50:19.880 Talked all about on State of Politics

00:50:23.100 State of Politics

00:50:23.680 The channel I've got with Nate

00:50:25.320 I've been doing a mini-series all about post-war British politics

00:50:31.380 Go through to the 1950s

00:50:33.920 All through the 50s

00:50:35.580 Where Churchill came back

00:50:36.720 Churchill came back in 1951

00:50:38.480 Then after him

00:50:40.180 Got Antonidian for a while 0.99

00:50:41.800 And then after him

00:50:42.500 Macmillan

00:50:43.040 And the Malaya crisis 0.86

00:50:45.880 Played out 0.99

00:50:46.620 Again

00:50:47.380 Very long

00:50:48.220 The SS involved in it

00:50:49.380 The SS all sorts of involved

00:50:51.240 Another deep rabbit hole

00:50:55.000 If you're so interested in that

00:50:56.400 They finally get their independence

00:50:58.040 In 57

00:50:58.660 Was trying to

00:51:01.300 Not let them fall

00:51:02.760 To the communists

00:51:03.600 A bit like

00:51:04.520 Similar

00:51:05.620 Similar argument to the

00:51:07.000 Domino theory in Vietnam

00:51:09.520 In French Indochina

00:51:10.660 We the democracies of the world 0.87

00:51:13.760 Need to sort of stop

00:51:14.900 The seemingly relentless 1.00

00:51:17.540 Fall of Asian, South East Asian

00:51:19.900 Countries to communism 0.99

00:51:21.840 Sort of worked in Malaysia

00:51:27.580 Malaya, Malaysia sort of

00:51:29.840 Long story, long story

00:51:31.700 Alright, on this day in 1994

00:51:33.320 The provisional Irish Republican Army

00:51:35.220 Sinn Féin, that was a bad accent wasn't it, Sinn Féin, declares a ceasefire in Northern

00:51:43.780 Ireland, who knew really that Sinn Féin were open-border communists, thought they're supposed

00:51:49.400 to be nationalists, largely open-border communists, Gerry Adams kept that quiet didn't he, Gerry

00:52:03.260 adams kept that quiet all right and on this day 1997 diana princess of wales dies in a car crash

00:52:11.100 in a road tunnel in paris lucky i remember when that happened i remember when that happened

00:52:18.420 it was such a shock the world was so seemed so much more simple even in 1997 not long after

00:52:25.320 blair got in actually although the princess of hearts didn't he um she's going out with dodie

00:52:32.560 Al-Fayed, Mohammed Al-Fayed's son

00:52:34.500 There's all sorts of conspiracy theories around it

00:52:38.420 But it does seem that the driver

00:52:39.940 Of their

00:52:41.040 Merc, who's in Mercedes, wasn't it

00:52:44.180 He was just extremely drunk

00:52:45.920 He was extremely drunk

00:52:48.520 And driving really, really fast to get away from

00:52:50.320 Paparazzi

00:52:50.900 Lost control in a tunnel

00:52:53.700 Hit the wall, hit a bollard 0.78

00:52:56.440 In the middle, not a bollard 0.56

00:52:57.360 A concrete

00:52:59.680 Pillar thing

00:53:01.480 I remember how shocked people were

00:53:07.380 So shocked that Diana was dead

00:53:09.660 One morning you wake up

00:53:10.540 Diana's dead

00:53:11.160 What?

00:53:14.680 It can't be

00:53:15.800 Not Diana

00:53:17.640 It'd be like waking up now

00:53:20.020 And Prince William is dead

00:53:21.780 He was killed in a car crash

00:53:22.840 You'd be like

00:53:23.340 Oh

00:53:23.560 Well anyway

00:53:26.420 Yeah

00:53:29.080 The shock was mad

00:53:30.440 We wouldn't have something like that now

00:53:31.980 Even if Prince, say that happens, Prince William

00:53:34.360 I doubt there would be the shock

00:53:36.520 That there was in 1997

00:53:38.400 And the sort of, the outpouring

00:53:40.360 Of emotion

00:53:42.580 And sympathy

00:53:43.160 Like the whole country sort of went

00:53:46.600 Into mourning, it was

00:53:47.740 It was weird, I mean I get it, I say weird

00:53:50.280 But I get it, weird in the sense that I've never

00:53:52.520 Known anything like it before or since

00:53:53.840 I mean not even close to anything like it

00:53:56.540 Like when the Queen died

00:53:57.960 Obviously it's different when it's an accident and she's young 0.99

00:54:00.240 It's not the same as a really old lady in her 90s dying 0.92

00:54:02.620 But even when the Queen died

00:54:03.440 People were like, oh yeah

00:54:04.380 Yeah, it's bad, yeah, yeah

00:54:06.380 Oh well

00:54:06.780 When Diana died, people were like

00:54:09.520 It was like someone in your own family

00:54:11.280 Was killed in a car crash

00:54:12.560 Almost, not quite

00:54:13.400 I'm exaggerating that a bit

00:54:14.340 But anyone who lived through it

00:54:15.760 Knows what I'm talking about

00:54:16.680 Anyone who lived through it

00:54:18.020 Will know what I mean

00:54:18.780 Alright, anyway

00:54:20.880 Let's have a look at our Rumble Rants and Super Chats

00:54:24.300 Will Global Church History be at number one

00:54:28.380 On the Rumble Rants?

00:54:29.080 Let's have a look

00:54:29.580 Let's have a look

00:54:30.460 Would it be a good day

00:54:31.320 Yes he is in there

00:54:33.180 Global church history

00:54:34.840 Super fan of the show

00:54:35.780 That's his real name by the way

00:54:37.940 His family name

00:54:39.000 His surname

00:54:39.420 It is history

00:54:40.140 And his mum and dad

00:54:42.940 Decided to christen him

00:54:44.000 Global

00:54:44.440 With the middle name

00:54:46.080 Of church

00:54:46.960 That's what's on

00:54:48.500 His birth certificate

00:54:49.280 And his national insurance

00:54:50.700 And everything

00:54:51.140 He gets a letter

00:54:52.780 Asks him to do jury service

00:54:54.080 It's addressed

00:54:54.680 To Mr. Global church history

00:54:56.880 i'm joking of course i'm joking of course that's not his real name all right what he said today

00:55:03.240 usually gives a couple of factoids he says um i'm recording the bbc interview on the third oh yeah

00:55:09.580 you talked about that last time good luck with that bloody good luck with that brilliant so he's

00:55:13.460 recording a bbc interview on the third of september i imagine um but it goes up on the 13th okay let

00:55:21.280 us know how that goes even put a link to it or whatever when after it happens or when when there

00:55:25.720 is a link to it um with repeats a few days later uh with repeats for a few days you say okay let

00:55:34.260 us know like tomorrow or something let us know or later now um what what show it's on what what is

00:55:40.920 it bbc interview is it bbc radio or is it actually on tv let us know let us know so we can tune in

00:55:48.380 we can see it we can lend you support and everything um okay the two factors today you

00:55:53.240 Today in 1302 AD

00:55:55.160 War of Vespers ends

00:55:56.520 With Barcelona taking Sicily

00:55:58.320 Yeah, recently

00:55:59.820 Really recently

00:56:00.720 In the last couple of weeks

00:56:02.080 I did a long form bit of content

00:56:03.800 On my own history show

00:56:05.460 Bo Dade's Epochs

00:56:07.260 Which is my own history theme show

00:56:09.500 Behind the paywall

00:56:10.260 On lotusseaters.com

00:56:11.500 Do consider to sign up

00:56:13.580 For this £5 bronze team membership

00:56:15.420 Hundreds, literally hundreds of hours

00:56:17.520 Of history themed content

00:56:18.660 A couple of weeks ago

00:56:20.100 I did a long form conversation

00:56:21.700 With Metatron

00:56:22.540 and in fact that's a freemium so you don't even have to pay the five pounds a month it's entirely

00:56:28.500 there for free well an hour and a half or is it more of me and metatron a sicilian man born and

00:56:34.880 raised sicilian me and him talking about the history of sicily going back to pre-modern going

00:56:42.420 back to the ancient world going back to like before the greeks were on that island and all

00:56:49.920 the way through is a bit of a whistle-stop tour, but going all the way through to World

00:56:53.060 War II, with the Mafia and General Patton and Monty racing to liberate the island from

00:57:03.480 the Nazis and the Italian fascists. And we talk about that there briefly. Did you know

00:57:11.240 that Global Church issue, if you've given us that reference because you saw that bit

00:57:15.360 of content or watched that bit of content, or is it pure coincidence? We talk about

00:57:18.540 the War of the Vespers. Vespers is sort of evening prayer, isn't it? Late afternoon,

00:57:23.940 early evening prayer. That's what the Vespers are. And this one time in 1302, Sicily was 0.84

00:57:30.800 being controlled by the French at that point. Apparently some French soldier did something

00:57:36.860 to some Sicilian woman. I don't remember exactly what it was. Some sort of outrage. I don't

00:57:40.880 know if it was a sexual assault or a murder. I can't remember. Something. And the people

00:57:46.560 of sicily that was the final straw that was the straw that broke the camel's back

00:57:50.400 in the early 14th century and they rose up and it turned into a riot which turned to a full-blown

00:57:55.840 rebellion across the whole island and loads and loads of french people the french garrison on

00:58:00.880 sicily were all sort of murdered and stuff and the upshot is well it turned into a whole war

00:58:06.080 more of the vespers because it started at a church where there was the vespers was happening the

00:58:10.800 the evening prayers. That's why it's called that. The upshot is foreign control of Sicily

00:58:17.220 passed from the French to the Spanish, effectively. It's kind of, there's way more to it than

00:58:21.140 that. Another rabbit hole if you're interested. Okay, and the second factor you've got here

00:58:25.400 is on this day in 1422, King Henry V died, age 35. One of the longest series I've got

00:58:35.540 on my history theme show, Epochs, is about the life of Henry V. I can't remember how

00:58:39.740 many episodes was it Harry 13 15 yeah it was quite a few I think it's the sec maybe the second

00:58:47.160 longest series I've done one on Julius Caesar was the longest one pretty sure one on Magellan was

00:58:52.600 very long second or third longest one did all about Henry V so tons and tons of detail I mean

00:58:57.400 literally quite literally an audiobook level length loads and loads of detail about the

00:59:03.680 Relatively short reign of Henry V

00:59:05.940 Life and Henry V

00:59:07.400 Life and reign of Henry V

00:59:10.040 It was on this day

00:59:14.100 That he died of natural causes

00:59:16.260 Probably dysentery

00:59:17.780 They called it things like the bloody flux

00:59:20.740 Almost certainly dysentery

00:59:24.480 Because you know

00:59:26.460 Dysentery doesn't care

00:59:28.580 What rank you hold 1.00

00:59:29.700 Doesn't care if you've been anointed

00:59:32.680 in a cathedral or not all it knows is that it can attack your guts and it does and he couldn't fight

00:59:41.280 it off even though he was young and relatively fit 35 couldn't fight it off that's it that's

00:59:47.360 what happened in the pre-modern age if you couldn't fight it off you die that's what happened

00:59:52.800 he's only a couple of months shy of becoming king of france he'd already won the battles

00:59:57.960 he was waiting for the old king the old mad king of france to die and then he was the heir and he

01:00:04.420 would have been king of england and france at the same time if only he'd lived another couple of

01:00:08.780 months two or three months but he didn't and the crown of england at least and nominally the

01:00:16.480 crown of france had to pass to his son a little baby literally nine ten month old baby henry

01:00:22.600 the sixth who grew up to be mad and lost everything because he wasn't a strong king

01:00:29.200 the wars of the roses in the end got him his head smashed in by his political rivals

01:00:36.080 in the tower of london as he was too weak how different history might have been if henry v

01:00:41.840 just simply didn't die of dysentery at that point if he'd lived to be 60 or 65 how different the

01:00:49.980 whole course of European history certainly the history of England and France would have been

01:00:53.220 who knows some of those things in history like had Alexander lived to be a grand old age how

01:00:59.220 different world history would be them's the breaks all right thanks for that global church history

01:01:06.900 what else have we got here the next one GWFSFF says went to a wedding once and Eamon Holmes was

01:01:14.100 a guest had a good drink with him and he was a good a good crack even if he objected to the

01:01:22.780 ceremony shat on the cake and stole the bride's virginity poor old Eamon Holmes of course we

01:01:30.520 know Eamon Holmes didn't do any of those things poor completely innocent Eamon Holmes as we said

01:01:36.100 earlier that's the in joke on this show we're accusing Eamon Holmes of things he obviously

01:01:40.780 didn't do as a callback to the time i accidentally confused him with hugh edwards

01:01:48.920 all joking aside get will sue names right fallen firebird says and this is a quote someone saying

01:01:58.100 something in inverted commas sorry mr prince harry we can't afford your security we have 10 000 more

01:02:05.040 foreign migrant beast men invaders to sustain and prepare to demographically replace us end quote

01:02:11.360 our police and security services are crazily overstretched already there are tens of thousands 1.00

01:02:21.000 of known jihadists in this country that we basically just don't monitor in any way because

01:02:25.440 we can't we haven't got the resources time money and manpower but we need more for harry do we do

01:02:31.520 way when he's capable of paying it for paying for it himself his family certainly and friends

01:02:37.800 elton john his friends and family are certainly capable of paying for it themselves he wants a

01:02:43.860 taxpayer to pay for it cheeky sob gross okay next one is also fallen firebird he says also bow i'm 0.82

01:02:54.460 at the stage where i think i need to start shaving my head but i'm too much for coward to take the

01:02:59.200 plunge please my captain imbue me with strength a captain my captain what i would do start with

01:03:05.780 just a really short haircut you don't have to go bonehead straight away just start with like a

01:03:09.920 number four or number five skinhead so it's still you've still got hair you've still got a haircut

01:03:16.020 or even a bit longer than that just go in the barbers and ask for like a really really short

01:03:22.280 back and sides or whatever just get a short haircut first you don't have to go you don't

01:03:25.640 have to go straight to the cue ball and live with that for a few months let all your friends and

01:03:32.260 family people that know you your workplace let them get used to the idea that you're a person

01:03:35.840 has a very very short haircut now then increments then one day go for like a number three number

01:03:43.300 four skinhead there's a bit longer than this fair bit longer than this again you've still basically

01:03:47.680 got hair and then once you're comfortable with it once you realize that it's fine once you realize

01:03:55.360 you're still the same person once you realize nobody really cares one way or another and they're

01:04:00.620 used to it then you can maybe think about doing the full bonehead the thing you realize the thing

01:04:08.600 you realize is that nothing really changes you might think oh like all my a bit of my personality

01:04:13.340 my identity is wrapped up in like my haircut and then you realize oh wait a minute no it's not

01:04:18.660 No it's not actually

01:04:20.260 I'm the same person

01:04:22.040 Really the only possible downside to it 1.00

01:04:26.580 Is that some women don't like it 0.98

01:04:28.740 That some women wouldn't date a dude 0.80

01:04:31.120 That's bald 1.00

01:04:31.820 Or got a bonehead

01:04:32.740 But also in my experience

01:04:34.820 They're actually quite rare 1.00

01:04:36.280 Most women don't care 1.00

01:04:38.680 Most women don't care at all 1.00

01:04:40.620 Some do 1.00

01:04:42.780 And we'll openly say no

01:04:44.040 He's got to be 6 foot 3

01:04:46.600 He's got to have a full head of hair

01:04:48.260 and he's got to earn a million pounds a year minimum. 1.00

01:04:50.600 Some women are like that, right? 1.00

01:04:52.320 Most of them aren't. 1.00

01:04:53.300 The vast majority aren't.

01:04:55.100 If you're interesting and funny and kind, 0.98

01:04:57.720 that makes up for having a bonehead many times over. 0.97

01:05:03.380 Don't worry about it. 0.98

01:05:04.820 Increments, increments, you'll get there.

01:05:08.080 And you'll be at ease with yourself as well.

01:05:10.500 Because there's that thing where you try to cover up,

01:05:12.240 pretend you're not going bald.

01:05:14.080 Try and cover it up.

01:05:14.800 Think about, I might go to Turkey for some surgery or whatever. 0.90

01:05:18.260 just shave it off come to terms with it fine it is all right next one oh global church history

01:05:26.580 again says oh so you you have done what i asked you've given us more information about it says

01:05:30.420 the interview should be on celebration on bbc radio wales airing at 7 33 i guess a.m

01:05:37.780 and again at 29 minutes past seven in the afternoon could be on the 6th of september

01:05:45.500 or the 13th of september but probably the latter okay there we go very early in the morning and

01:05:51.680 in the early evening on uh bbc radio wales there you go an answer to tune in to hear the dulcet

01:05:59.040 tones the real voice of global church history i assume you're talking about history or church

01:06:07.120 history perhaps even global church history okay i take it you'll probably be talking about um

01:06:12.580 Ecclesiastical history on some level

01:06:17.120 Maybe you're not, maybe you're not

01:06:18.180 Again, let us know

01:06:19.300 Okay, cool, good stuff

01:06:21.300 Go Global Church History

01:06:23.000 You're my boy at Global Church History

01:06:25.380 Go get them

01:06:26.480 Okay

01:06:28.380 And the last rumble rant here this morning

01:06:30.480 Is from Fortean Barber who says

01:06:32.560 Morning mate, alright? Yeah, I'm alright

01:06:34.280 You alright? I hope you are

01:06:35.540 I hope you are

01:06:37.220 Superfan Fortean Barber

01:06:38.700 Love it

01:06:39.840 he says good morning mate you're at alex palau

01:06:45.220 alex palau once again indycar champion oh i haven't watched any indycar in a couple of years

01:06:52.000 probably a bit more actually i used to watch indycar a fair bit you remember there was a year

01:06:59.240 when um uh fernando alonso was in the indy 500 he didn't do a whole season but he did the indy 500

01:07:06.640 and he was he was leading it near towards the end as well but in the end it came to nothing

01:07:11.360 I remember he crashed out he had a mechanical failure he just he didn't win

01:07:14.920 that was the that was the last year I stopped paying attention to IndyCar

01:07:19.900 that's got to be three or four years ago now isn't it maybe more anyway you're saying Alex Palau

01:07:24.920 is the IndyCar champion I reckon he'll overtake AJ Foyt as all-time champion oh wait my screen's

01:07:32.180 Going a bit fuzzy there.

01:07:33.720 Okay.

01:07:34.900 Also, we won two out of two.

01:07:38.260 So Chelsea will win the league.

01:07:39.840 Lol.

01:07:40.440 Have a great one.

01:07:43.520 Okay.

01:07:44.140 I'm not sure what the Chelsea reference thing is.

01:07:46.520 I haven't been paying attention to football season at all so far.

01:07:50.060 When you say we, do you mean West Ham?

01:07:53.940 Are you a West Ham fan?

01:07:55.000 Or are you talking about Chelsea?

01:07:56.460 Sorry.

01:07:56.960 I don't know about that.

01:07:57.760 But okay.

01:07:58.820 The IndyCar champion.

01:07:59.940 Do you know what?

01:08:00.260 if the season in car season's finished i'll probably watch a video doing a highlight of

01:08:05.240 the whole indy car season i love that that's the sort of video i'll sit down watch get popcorn

01:08:09.780 yeah okay thanks for letting me know another one's just ticked in from 14 barber again he says

01:08:17.500 say um i can't remember who was worried about losing their hair but as a barber i'd just like

01:08:22.780 to say to the chap that hair doesn't make the man um and your hairless journey you'll look smarter

01:08:29.400 and smarter, yeah, after a while, really quickly, really quickly, almost immediately, you will

01:08:36.240 realise, oh, it doesn't matter, I am the same, I am the same person, in my identity, in my

01:08:43.100 personality, and what I am, is really got nothing to do with my haircut, yeah, don't

01:08:55.260 worry about it, relax, relax, that's cool.

01:08:59.400 okay and it can be quite smart as well relatively smart you know trying to pretend you're not going 0.96

01:09:05.420 bored and trying to do stuff people can see it's not actually a good look at least with a bonehead

01:09:11.980 a skinhead at least it's sort of clean right it's nice and clean squared away smart about the best

01:09:21.320 you can hope for unless you want to go down the tube route and i don't advise that don't get a

01:09:26.340 okay all right let's do that that was the last one around let's look at our super chats the

01:09:30.740 uh youtube ones harry you have to do that for me can you make it so engage there they are brilliant

01:09:36.680 okay oh we've only got a few this morning something gone wrong there's only four

01:09:41.020 something wrong what's happened all right here's what it is okay stew satan 1977 sometimes in

01:09:48.480 sometimes first in stew it changes a bit on the youtube side different people sometimes have

01:09:54.280 are in first quite often a few times it's been stew sutton but respect the respect the grant

01:10:00.460 stew sutton 1977 says harry should harry should hire eamon holmes he's a badass

01:10:06.780 in all honesty i'd have a conversation i'd love to have a conversation with eamon holmes

01:10:12.400 should he ever recover properly he wouldn't he wouldn't on gb news though he's like the

01:10:18.040 he's like the good squeaky clean end of the spectrum on gb news isn't he eamon holmes

01:10:22.560 We're probably

01:10:23.500 Although there's a fair crossover isn't there

01:10:26.040 Between GB News and us

01:10:27.440 Quite a lot of crossover actually

01:10:29.300 I don't think Eamon Holmes would talk to me

01:10:33.480 But I would

01:10:33.920 If he ever got better

01:10:34.800 I would definitely love to do that

01:10:36.680 Interesting guy

01:10:37.600 He's met a lot of people isn't he

01:10:38.780 Interviewed a lot of people

01:10:40.620 Okay next one is

01:10:42.760 Sam Jones

01:10:44.760 Sam Jones Our Team

01:10:47.440 6291 says

01:10:49.320 When I was young about 9

01:10:51.160 i wrote zulu i wrote zulu on a videotape after receiving after receiving instead of zulu

01:10:59.720 oh you spelt zulu z double o l double o like the animal zoo and the loo like the toilet zulu

01:11:06.940 after instead of zulu z u l u like the south african tribe zulu my parents couldn't stop

01:11:16.080 laughing about it enjoy your day that's fair enough if you only heard it are you it's only

01:11:21.360 nine it's a bit rough if you've only ever heard the word you don't know how it's spelt i remember

01:11:28.740 first ever again i was probably that age maybe a little younger reading in the radio times there

01:11:33.460 was going to be a grand pricks on the telly i got laughed at i got laughed at i'm like what i don't

01:11:40.500 I'm just reading what it says.

01:11:43.100 It's Grand Prix.

01:11:44.420 It's pronounced Grand Prix.

01:11:45.700 Grand Pricks.

01:11:48.380 Oh, I was only like eight or nine.

01:11:50.300 Give me a break.

01:11:51.020 Come on.

01:11:55.620 Sometimes families can be a bit harsh, can't they?

01:11:58.360 All right.

01:11:58.960 Kiefer Brown, 1337, says,

01:12:01.080 Eamon Holmes founded NH Carnival amid jungle fever phase.

01:12:09.080 Poor old Eamon Holmes.

01:12:10.240 maligned left right and center on this show for things he didn't do next i was also from keifer

01:12:15.160 brown 1337 he says i've enjoyed today's episode of balding with beau yeah are you a young man

01:12:21.580 or any age man and you're balding you need a bit of a pep talk come to your uncle bosie

01:12:27.360 he'll sort you out he'll tell you how it is 1.00

01:12:34.360 okay belgians are evil trust me that's their name that's what they've decided to call themselves 1.00

01:12:38.540 at Belgians are evil, trust me, says, 146 years ago today, Queen Wilhelmina of N. Elborn of the 1.00

01:12:48.360 Netherlands. Queen Wilhelmina. Is that the queen who was the old queen during World War II? Would 0.96

01:12:56.680 that be right? Could those dates work out? I guess they might do, yeah. Is that that queen?

01:13:00.320 Where when Britain

01:13:02.760 And the United States

01:13:05.240 Tried to liberate Holland from the Nazis 0.98

01:13:07.720 In

01:13:08.640 Autumn 1944

01:13:11.040 She was the queen in exile

01:13:13.260 Was that that queen?

01:13:15.740 I think it might be

01:13:20.980 Do you reckon

01:13:21.840 On Notacities.com

01:13:22.720 Behind the paywall

01:13:23.400 I've got long form content

01:13:25.480 Like a five part series

01:13:26.620 I think it's a five part series

01:13:27.840 Talking all about

01:13:28.960 Operation Market Garden

01:13:31.680 And the Allies' attempt

01:13:34.380 Ultimately

01:13:35.280 Failed attempt

01:13:36.460 To

01:13:37.220 Rest 0.74

01:13:38.600 The Holland

01:13:39.520 The Netherlands

01:13:40.260 Off of the Nazis 0.66

01:13:41.300 In like what?

01:13:42.300 October

01:13:42.780 September

01:13:43.900 October

01:13:44.560 1944

01:13:47.080 Operation Market Garden

01:13:48.320 They made the film

01:13:49.540 A bridge too far

01:13:50.300 Didn't they?

01:13:50.680 Dickie Attenborough

01:13:51.340 Star-studded cast

01:13:52.800 From Michael Caine

01:13:54.360 To Sean Connery

01:13:55.140 Loads and loads

01:13:57.700 Of famous people

01:13:58.200 And incredible

01:13:58.880 broadcast. I think I've got long-form content talking about the real history based on Cornelius

01:14:04.300 Ryan's brilliant book, A Bridge Too Far. Fair few hours. It's got to be six, seven, eight hours

01:14:12.020 worth of content there just on Market Garden. Oh yeah, it's there. Oh yeah, it's there. I think

01:14:16.400 that's the same one. Queen Wilhelmina. She was the queen of the Netherlands at the time.

01:14:23.620 Very interesting. Belgians are evil, trust me. Very interesting. I didn't expect that coming. 1.00

01:14:27.860 i didn't expect that one to be in the comments today okay penultimate one here we've got tatum

01:14:32.680 2733 says when i rule the world you'll have hair or else i've got to have hair

01:14:40.620 tatum says i guess it's too late for rogaine or anything like that isn't it even probably

01:14:48.800 surgery far too late this is a little island now a little alan shearer island of hair it'd have to

01:14:55.500 be a wig. When Tatum rules the world, I'm going to have to have a wig. Well, at least 0.99

01:15:03.520 I can prepare myself mentally for that, when that happens. Okay, and the last one here

01:15:10.020 today is from Belgians or Evil Trust Me Again, who says, still don't have names, stroke

01:15:15.540 faces of henry novak's cops and right yeah uh and atrocious girl boss cop who assaulted 0.97

01:15:24.560 white victim cody harper in birmingham we must humiliate them says belgians are evil trust me 0.74

01:15:32.860 i mean because of t's and c's and even law in this country um can't really agree with the very 0.98

01:15:43.040 Last sentiment there

01:15:43.920 But it would be nice

01:15:45.040 Wouldn't it

01:15:45.380 Just tease and tease

01:15:46.500 But it would be nice

01:15:48.200 Wouldn't it

01:15:48.580 It would be better

01:15:49.620 If we did know

01:15:50.220 Who they were

01:15:50.860 Which you'll see

01:15:52.900 I believe the Henry Novak

01:15:54.280 There's an investor

01:15:55.800 In an internal investigation

01:15:57.660 With the police

01:15:58.900 Which will decide

01:16:00.100 Whether it will go to court

01:16:01.540 Or not

01:16:01.920 I believe that's all

01:16:03.200 Still ongoing

01:16:03.800 So

01:16:04.240 Making a sweet time

01:16:07.160 About it

01:16:07.480 A bit aren't they

01:16:08.040 They're busting

01:16:10.020 To get to a conclusion

01:16:11.240 okay and there is one more's come in and little harry's uh flagged this up to me because it's for

01:16:17.380 a relatively large amount so thanks for that very generous large amount it's just come in

01:16:22.500 from cunninghambear76 says hello from canada love the show oh thank you that's a nice positive one

01:16:30.740 to end the show on relatively generous a very generous amount of money there thank you for that

01:16:35.780 Hello from Canada

01:16:37.080 Love the show

01:16:37.620 Thank you

01:16:38.420 Thank you guys

01:16:39.660 Without you

01:16:40.900 This show isn't a thing

01:16:41.780 Without you guys

01:16:42.360 It's nothing

01:16:42.760 It's just me

01:16:44.000 Sitting in front of a dead camera

01:16:45.400 Talking

01:16:45.900 Talking into the void

01:16:47.900 You've got great taste

01:16:50.320 Tuning in live

01:16:51.300 To the Beau show

01:16:52.000 Breakfast with Beau

01:16:52.680 You've got great taste

01:16:54.260 Thank you

01:16:54.760 You're the glorious band

01:16:55.480 The Chosen for You

01:16:56.060 My band of brothers and sisters

01:16:57.900 It's really heartwarming

01:17:00.440 I appreciate it

01:17:01.200 Thank you guys

01:17:01.940 Okay that is the show

01:17:04.460 It is now 17 minutes past 9

01:17:05.720 in the a.m., British summertime, on August bank holiday, Monday the 31st of August in the year

01:17:10.900 about all 2026. Try and make the best of the day ahead, you know. Carpe diem, seize the day if you

01:17:15.760 can. I know it's not always easy when you've got a job and kids and all sorts of things. You don't

01:17:20.240 get to spend your time just how you would like to. But if you are, if you are lucky enough to be in

01:17:24.880 a position where you can spend today doing whatever you see fit, consider my suggestion of

01:17:32.080 trying to do something valuable with the time, whatever that means, whatever that means to you.

01:17:35.720 try and make it count. Don't just waste it, you know? Don't just waste it sleeping or playing some

01:17:41.900 crappy computer game you've already completed or something. Try to do something valuable with it.

01:17:45.940 Why do I say that? Well, because your time is valuable. You've got a finite amount of it. It's

01:17:51.200 a horrible realisation, isn't it? But your days on this earth are finite. They are finite. Especially

01:17:58.460 when you're young, you think you've got endless time, you've got endless days. I don't have to

01:18:01.680 I don't have to push the envelope

01:18:03.800 And do something valuable with my time

01:18:05.460 I've got endless days, I do whatever I want

01:18:07.740 No, you haven't

01:18:08.940 It's probably later than you think

01:18:10.640 The most valuable thing you will ever have

01:18:15.340 Is your time

01:18:16.080 Far more valuable by orders of magnitude

01:18:18.820 Than any gold or silver

01:18:21.220 Or gems or cars or houses you might own

01:18:23.240 You can't take any of that with you

01:18:24.300 You've got a finite number of days on this earth

01:18:27.420 Try and make them count if you can

01:18:28.940 Alright, I'm not going to get too preachy about it

01:18:31.680 I'm not going to tell you what you must or mustn't do

01:18:33.760 But just be aware

01:18:35.280 The time is limited

01:18:37.980 Try and make it count if you can

01:18:39.260 Alright then

01:18:40.160 Until tomorrow morning

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - August 31, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 31st August 2026

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