The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - April 06, 2026


Breakfast With Beau | Monday 6th April 2026


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 15 minutes

Words per Minute

150.43668

Word Count

11,403

Sentence Count

129

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

44


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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Morning, you alright?
00:00:15.260 Nice cup of tea
00:00:16.380 On Monday, Easter Monday
00:00:18.500 Angel Monday
00:00:19.420 Christ has risen yesterday
00:00:22.900 Okay, it is
00:00:24.940 8 in the a.m.
00:00:26.680 British Summer Time
00:00:27.700 On Monday
00:00:29.720 the 6th of April in the year of our Lord
00:00:32.100 2026 you are the glorious band
00:00:34.260 the chosen few my band of brothers
00:00:36.040 and sisters I pray thee
00:00:37.960 not one man more
00:00:39.280 do we need from England
00:00:42.160 you don't want to share the honour
00:00:46.260 with anyone else
00:00:47.060 the honour that you guys
00:00:50.160 have for tuning in
00:00:52.160 live for the bow show Brexit with Bow
00:00:54.160 we don't need
00:00:56.160 any more people because they would
00:00:58.400 steal the honor
00:00:59.620 there's a finite amount of honor
00:01:00.780 the more people turn up
00:01:03.000 the less you get
00:01:03.760 Breakfast with Bo
00:01:05.340 The Bo Show
00:01:07.180 colloquially known
00:01:08.140 as
00:01:09.200 Bo's Breakfast Club
00:01:12.900 hashtag the real BBC
00:01:14.360 or the Lotus Eater's Breakfast Club
00:01:17.640 hashtag the real LBC
00:01:18.720 it's the most based breakfast show
00:01:21.040 by far
00:01:21.980 by far
00:01:22.700 Mike Graham
00:01:24.020 please
00:01:24.600 please
00:01:25.600 alright
00:01:26.080 I'm joined by Harry
00:01:27.340 my producer
00:01:27.800 little harry how are you this morning good sir morning yeah i'm all good great should we get
00:01:32.720 straight into it i'll talk a little bit about easter halfway through the show when we do our
00:01:37.880 power or something like that because again the papers don't they're not interested in any of
00:01:41.520 that stuff corporate mainstream media not interested in talking about that at all
00:01:46.580 at all so i'll mention it though i'll mention though normal people that experience the world
00:01:53.840 in a normal way all right should we get into it what are the what are the fleet street what's the
00:01:58.720 papers what's the british print media banging on about this morning what are they trying to tell
00:02:03.400 you is or isn't important what are they lying to you about by omission harry can you bring that up
00:02:07.940 on the screen there you go lovely high production values here at load seaters no expense spared
00:02:14.420 trump's expletive laden tirade and u.s airman's got gun miracle escape like top gun got gun
00:02:26.920 not a great word play okay trump's expletive latent laden tirade i think he might have
00:02:36.700 deleted it off truth social i had a quick look for it this morning on truth social like live
00:02:41.280 in real time and i didn't see it but anyway obviously people saved it and screenshotted it
00:02:45.580 so we'll have a look at that all right the guardian oh the guardian first thing oh too early
00:02:52.660 for that supposed to be a time of a day of remembrance and relaxation and stuff you don't
00:02:58.480 want to the guardian oh oh dear all right trump threatens to unleash hell on my signal unleash
00:03:06.460 on iran in expletive laden tirade so just get into it that's a picture is that in tehran or is
00:03:14.860 that in israel i can't remember i think that's it i think oh no that's a university in tehran
00:03:19.220 that's now in rubble okay so trump on truth social trump said and i'll keep it clean because
00:03:27.680 this is the bow show if you ever watch state of politics state of politics mother show with
00:03:32.840 nate history uh mr h reviews nate um that's uncensored i don't mind a swear word myself
00:03:41.000 i think they're quite often funny if they're dropped at the right place at the right moment
00:03:44.660 can be very good i think but on the bow show we keep it clean super clean so i won't tell you the
00:03:49.680 exact words trump put but he said on truth social um open open the effing straight is what he said
00:03:59.740 Like directly talking to the Iranians
00:04:02.220 Open the effing straight you crazy bees
00:04:04.860 You crazy bee
00:04:06.760 Studs
00:04:08.800 You get it
00:04:09.600 That's what he said
00:04:10.740 Fair enough isn't it I suppose
00:04:14.500 I mean it's not very
00:04:16.040 Statesman like but
00:04:17.780 It's like their last warning
00:04:20.760 He's said hasn't he a number of times
00:04:22.160 At first like he gave them a
00:04:25.560 Like a
00:04:27.060 48 hour window
00:04:29.140 To open it
00:04:30.560 And then he said
00:04:31.080 Because there might be peace talks going on
00:04:33.560 Maybe through Pakistan
00:04:34.740 I'll give you another 10 days
00:04:36.700 Now that 10 days is up
00:04:38.720 So this is like
00:04:40.380 That feels like his last last threat
00:04:42.660 Basically
00:04:44.000 Like your last chance
00:04:45.980 Do it now
00:04:46.600 Otherwise well
00:04:47.840 Otherwise he will unleash hell
00:04:49.080 He will make their lives a living hell
00:04:51.000 Or you'll be living in hell
00:04:52.380 That's what he said
00:04:52.940 You will be living in hell
00:04:54.440 You crazy bees
00:04:56.700 um so the other indication is that it will be on tuesday 8 p.m tuesday 8 p.m eastern time
00:05:08.040 8 p.m like new york time or whatever eastern standard time which is like 1 a.m british time
00:05:16.180 for example so because he also tweeted that he just put 8 p.m tuesday so very very the wee hours
00:05:25.020 of Wednesday for us Brits. Hell is going to be unleashed. He calls it power plant and
00:05:33.900 bridge day. It's going to blow up all their power plants and bridges. So escalation, just
00:05:44.100 escalation, no de-escalation, because it doesn't look like, there's no real, I don't think,
00:05:49.340 real possibility that Iran is going to fold or capitulate to any of this. In fact, if
00:05:54.940 quickly go to... Harry, can you bring up my thing again?
00:05:57.900 Yeah, if I quickly go to, I think, ITV News,
00:06:01.460 their top story... Yeah, so their top story is
00:06:03.940 Iran rejects Trump's foul-mouthed demand to reopen straight-and-form news.
00:06:09.120 The essential oil waterway will, quote,
00:06:11.500 never return to its former state, especially for America and Israel,
00:06:15.940 Iran forces have said.
00:06:18.020 So, Iran are unlikely to, like,
00:06:22.800 Even though Trump's used the F word and the B word on Truth Social
00:06:27.300 The Iranians are not
00:06:29.880 They're not going to capitulate to that
00:06:33.080 It doesn't look like, does it?
00:06:36.880 So starting 8pm Eastern on Tuesday
00:06:40.180 Expect loads more things to blow up in Iran
00:06:43.820 And the whole region, of course
00:06:45.300 Alright, so that was the exclusive laden tirade
00:06:50.880 okay oh a bit of story about yay mr west kanye west pepsi drops sponsorship of kanye west led
00:07:02.820 event so there's like a music festival takes place in london what is it the wireless festival
00:07:08.460 i think it's in hyde park or is it finsbury park or green park i think it's hyde park anyway
00:07:15.140 every year there's like a relatively large well depends you know it's nowhere near the size of
00:07:20.660 glastonbury or reading or something but there's a i think 50 odd thousand people go to this like
00:07:24.620 wireless festival every year in a park in london and yay was supposed to be there or has been
00:07:30.780 booked for it and pepsi was like the main sponsor um the drink pepsi not pepsi out of pepsi and
00:07:39.180 shirley and um they've pulled they've pulled out because kanye is a nazi remember
00:07:50.660 he's not is he a German national socialist workers party Kanye he did
00:08:01.460 release a song called Kyle Hitler oh didn't he didn't he Harry is that right
00:08:05.040 because I don't follow Kanye I don't buy Kanye West's music did it that is right
00:08:09.420 Isn't it
00:08:10.320 Right
00:08:14.280 It's what
00:08:17.500 Oh
00:08:21.780 Oh okay
00:08:22.880 Well there you go
00:08:25.680 And I do remember he went on
00:08:29.180 He went on someone's podcast
00:08:31.080 Was it Alex Jones maybe
00:08:33.100 He went on some podcast or other
00:08:35.320 And he was talking about
00:08:36.480 Talking about the Nazis
00:08:38.660 And Hitler and things
00:08:39.900 Was he
00:08:40.240 I think he had a pop
00:08:41.660 Netty
00:08:42.180 Didn't he come out
00:08:42.880 With like a little net
00:08:43.860 Like a little child
00:08:44.680 Do I remember this
00:08:45.480 Is this
00:08:45.800 Is this a crazy fever
00:08:47.000 Dream of mine
00:08:47.620 Or did he go on a podcast
00:08:48.680 And have like a little
00:08:50.060 Kiddy's fishing net
00:08:51.720 And start talking about
00:08:53.200 Netty
00:08:53.660 Meaning Netanyahu
00:08:54.680 Netanyahu
00:08:55.220 Netty
00:08:55.640 He did that didn't he
00:08:56.800 Harry
00:08:57.740 Do you recall that
00:08:58.760 Do you know that
00:08:59.260 Yeah
00:08:59.900 You did some
00:09:01.220 Okay yeah right
00:09:04.700 But it's all
00:09:07.460 perform I would have thought it's all performative he's not actually you know I doubt he's like read
00:09:12.900 Mein Kampf I doubt he's read anything I doubt he's read Mein Kampf I doubt he's steeped in the history
00:09:19.540 of the interwar years of Germany like yeah he knows all about the Freier Corps for example
00:09:25.540 yeah right I doubt it seems all performative to me I doubt he knows anything of the history
00:09:32.140 is truly an actual like neo-nazi highly doubt it anyway he claims he went on an apology tour didn't
00:09:40.780 he a little while ago not a tour but he just apologized saying oh i'm really sorry i was
00:09:46.540 going through you say his defense was that he was going through some sort of bipolar episode
00:09:51.740 and he deeply regrets everything he did during that period and he's sorry
00:09:56.140 Anyway, that's apparently not enough
00:09:59.900 Pepsi drops their sponsorship
00:10:03.560 Loads of people from Keir Starmer
00:10:06.400 The Prime Minister's chiming in on this
00:10:08.260 It's terrible, he shouldn't be allowed in the country
00:10:11.380 And he shouldn't be allowed to
00:10:12.700 You shouldn't platform him anymore
00:10:14.780 Ed Davey jumped on it
00:10:16.260 Loads and loads of people jumped on it
00:10:17.920 Of course, I don't know if it was the actual Board of Deputies
00:10:20.780 But various Jewish groups
00:10:22.180 All like, yeah, no
00:10:23.880 You know, cut him out
00:10:26.460 Don't allow him to perform
00:10:28.400 You know, he shouldn't really
00:10:29.980 He's just an anti-Semite
00:10:32.240 And he shouldn't be allowed to
00:10:33.680 Perform anymore or something
00:10:35.860 So, okay
00:10:37.260 The Kanye West fallout
00:10:41.680 There you go
00:10:44.060 That's what happens
00:10:45.700 Alright, let's have a quick
00:10:48.600 Keep going
00:10:49.440 Harry, can you bring in
00:10:50.540 Thanks
00:10:51.800 Okay, what else have we got?
00:10:53.760 the times the venerable times pregnancy deaths in the NHS at highest level for
00:10:59.640 two decades that's weird isn't it because we keep giving loads and loads
00:11:03.540 and loads more money to the NHS keep importing loads and loads and loads of
00:11:07.620 the third world to be our doctors and nurses and that's a great thing
00:11:11.520 according to the globalist paradigm there's no way the NHS could survive
00:11:15.480 without that and yet the care people get is getting worse and worse
00:11:23.760 So you invest hundreds of millions more, so it's billions, invest in billions, endless nurses from Nigeria or wherever, because that's the best thing to do, pregnancy deaths at the highest for two decades.
00:11:39.340 all right all right heaven forbid we could suggest that all these people we've got from the third
00:11:47.340 world to work for the nhs are basically incompetent can't say that that would be racist would it that
00:11:53.060 would be that would just be bigoted that would just be that would be nazi may as well be Kanye
00:12:00.460 West okay new Trump deadline to open straight or face hell presence tirade is
00:12:08.620 US colonel rescued from Iran okay that's the other big story this morning we've
00:12:12.040 got to talk about the E&E escape escape and evasion of a downed F-15 fast jet
00:12:22.140 pilot was wasn't the pilot it was the it's the two-seater one isn't it strike
00:12:26.960 eagle f-15 two dudes in it one's a pilot one's like the uh the uh navigator or the weapons
00:12:32.740 expert dude and he was he was on the run in iran for like a while like what 36 hours odd
00:12:41.320 but then they eventually the america both the iranians and the americans are trying to capture
00:12:46.760 him save him rescue him um well the iranians capture him and the americans rescue him
00:12:51.460 and the americans did rescue him first just about there's loads to the story it's really
00:12:56.600 interesting we'll talk about it a bit later in a bit more detail because I think it's a really
00:13:00.800 interesting story so a bit later perhaps when we get to the website so talk about it in in more
00:13:05.500 detail but that's basically in a nutshell what happened a downed pilot the Iranians nearly got
00:13:12.320 him sorry not pilot the Iranians nearly got him but didn't okay all right and there's um there's
00:13:22.220 There's the Prince of Wales, William
00:13:24.000 And his wife, Catherine
00:13:26.520 And their kids
00:13:27.660 Going to an Easter service yesterday
00:13:30.000 Kate there, looking radiant as ever
00:13:34.340 Alright, the mirror
00:13:35.540 Radiant Kate
00:13:37.620 Look, George is growing
00:13:40.260 Look, George is quite tall now
00:13:41.900 He should be king one day
00:13:43.940 You would have thought, right?
00:13:45.960 That kid, King of England
00:13:48.120 Right
00:13:49.660 President hits new low, unhinged
00:13:52.600 This is the media, before the MAGA crew
00:13:54.880 Before the pro-Trump American people bite my head off
00:13:58.020 This is the mirror's words, not mine
00:14:00.100 Unhinged
00:14:01.640 He's hit a new low
00:14:04.280 Trump fires F-word tirade at Iran chiefs
00:14:09.380 He threatens crazy leaders with living hell
00:14:12.140 War crimes warning on US missile targets
00:14:15.360 one thing i will say about that that that the the f and the b word truth social post
00:14:23.720 it's sort of it is a bit your job really isn't it isn't it when you're a leader even if you're
00:14:30.500 just the ceo of a company let alone like a national leader let alone the leader of the free world
00:14:36.300 isn't it part of your role to be to keep your call isn't that a big part of it like sort of
00:14:44.940 at all times like you're above losing your cool at all times aren't you not not that i personally
00:14:51.440 but this is just me personally i don't think that using the off the odd f-bomb is losing your cool
00:14:56.280 but a lot of the world do think that right a lot of the world are going to say that the optics of
00:15:01.960 it people are just going to say that it's like you're unhinged right let's see what the mirror
00:15:05.200 go with oh you use the f word right unhinged it's not really is it but that's what they're going to
00:15:10.320 say. Oh, he's dropped an F-bomb. He's lost his mind. Anyway, that's what they're going
00:15:21.660 to say, aren't they? But there you go. I do think if you're the President or the Prime
00:15:27.080 Minister or the Chancellor of Germany or whatever it is, it is part of the role to seem above
00:15:35.540 it a lot all the time all the time really so but that's who trump is right if you haven't got it
00:15:42.900 by now he shoots from the hip i've said it a number of times he's a new york rich kid
00:15:49.700 property tycoon dude he's gonna drop f-bombs right he's gonna he takes them he takes the
00:15:57.620 mick out of here he's a wise guy he's like a new york wise guy really i don't you don't know that
00:16:01.940 about trump yet how don't he's unhinged no he's just being trump
00:16:09.460 that's what that's what i think i think the mirror
00:16:13.460 just well they've got tds haven't they the mirror is actually in my opinion one of the more tds
00:16:19.860 sufferers of the tabloids and that's saying something right their tds seems slightly worse
00:16:28.820 than a lot of the others perhaps not as bad as the metro or something but all right the daily
00:16:34.580 mail complete globalist slop trying to pretend to you that they're not trump drops f-bomb on iran
00:16:44.900 now the real bombing can begin
00:16:50.820 oh lovely cup of tea but that's done now all right move on to my backup water
00:16:56.340 Trump drops F-bomb on Iran
00:16:59.800 After dramatic airman rescue
00:17:01.660 Unhinged president issues foul-mouthed ultimatum
00:17:04.720 See?
00:17:06.580 You know that's what they're going to say
00:17:07.900 But then, Trump's got to appeal to
00:17:10.820 Americans first and foremost, right?
00:17:15.620 Trump shouldn't, and doesn't, care
00:17:17.980 What editorial line the Daily Mail goes with
00:17:21.140 If he wants to appeal to
00:17:25.840 israelis or pro-war americans then they're gonna like they're gonna like him getting tough and
00:17:34.760 dropping an f-bomb aren't they they're gonna be like yeah go for it he cares about that way more
00:17:41.900 than what what some writer and editor at the mirror or the mail are gonna write doesn't he
00:17:48.580 david beckham and posh spice there for some reason don't care okay the financial times
00:17:54.900 uh trump renews iran threat in bid to reopen hormuz strait power plants and bridges in u.s
00:18:03.580 sites ultimatum after f-15 airmen rescued okay we'll talk about the airman thing i promise you
00:18:10.060 in a bit because i want to do a little bit of detail actually a little bit rather than just
00:18:14.040 mention it in passing easter prayers tehran residents seek solace in ritual and refuge
00:18:18.920 from daily bombardment so yeah easter talk a tiny bit about easter now
00:18:27.320 tiny bit about easter okay so it's easter monday there you go there's radiant kate and her daughter
00:18:32.440 princess charlotte going to an easter ceremony easter service rather so because the papers don't
00:18:40.120 talk about it just a quick few minutes talk about it it is easter monday right
00:18:43.800 Okay well
00:18:46.520 On Friday didn't we
00:18:47.600 He talked about
00:18:48.260 The trial
00:18:51.120 And the passion
00:18:52.140 And the crucifixion
00:18:54.100 Jesus taken down
00:18:56.040 Off the cross
00:18:56.480 Like his long giant
00:18:57.320 Stabs him in the side
00:18:58.480 Which is actually a mercy
00:18:59.820 Right
00:19:00.980 Some people might think
00:19:04.020 I remember thinking
00:19:04.800 When I was a kid
00:19:05.380 Oh it's one last
00:19:06.680 One last horrible bit
00:19:08.740 Of torture and pain
00:19:10.420 For a Roman soldier
00:19:12.360 To stab Jesus
00:19:13.620 in the side. But no, that's a mercy. You'll bleed out quickly and die quickly. Because
00:19:18.920 if you're up there being crucified, it could be days before you die of exposure or hypothermia
00:19:25.980 or suffocation, like suspension trauma. Being crucified. The real, real reality of a crucifixion
00:19:32.380 is a horrifying, terrifying method of execution. Terrifying. You could be up there for days,
00:19:39.540 Possibly
00:19:41.100 So if someone just stabs you
00:19:44.660 And you like bleed out
00:19:45.840 Within a few minutes
00:19:46.660 They're doing you a favour
00:19:48.100 Right
00:19:48.600 So anyway
00:19:49.780 That's Friday isn't it
00:19:51.140 They put him in the tomb
00:19:52.940 Roll the big stone across
00:19:55.580 In fact some people
00:19:58.720 Argue about that stone
00:19:59.920 Whether it was truly like
00:20:01.900 Because quite often
00:20:02.460 It's depicted as like a big
00:20:03.640 Like
00:20:04.960 Round circle thing
00:20:06.840 But anyway
00:20:07.880 Anyway
00:20:08.200 I won't get into the details of that
00:20:09.400 He's waiting a tomb and it's covered up and all of Saturday they're just mourning that Jesus of Nazareth is dead.
00:20:15.720 And then on Sunday, they find the stone to the tomb moved and Jesus isn't in there.
00:20:26.640 And if you believe in miracles, he came back to life.
00:20:30.860 I'm afraid I can't. That's one of the main reasons why I can't count myself as a practicing Christian.
00:20:36.320 I was raised Anglican and I totally accept the Christian history and heritage of my country
00:20:43.040 Said it on Friday didn't I
00:20:44.960 I love walking around an abbey or a church or a cathedral
00:20:49.000 I absolutely love it
00:20:50.440 Christian art and iconography
00:20:52.160 Love it
00:20:53.340 The history of it
00:20:54.680 Fascinating
00:20:55.520 I can't bring myself to believe in miracles
00:20:58.620 I just can't if I'm honest
00:21:00.040 It's just me
00:21:01.240 Anyway let's not get into that
00:21:03.740 Jesus rose from the dead
00:21:06.580 And then on Monday
00:21:07.820 An angel comes down and tells them
00:21:12.420 That he's risen from the dead
00:21:13.980 On Monday
00:21:14.680 He's seen, Christ is seen alive again
00:21:18.360 You know, a couple of disciples walking along the road
00:21:22.000 Suddenly some guy sidles up to him
00:21:24.180 It's only Jesus
00:21:27.140 It's only bloody Jesus
00:21:28.420 And okay, and okay
00:21:31.560 And on and on and on
00:21:32.560 Jesus walks there through another 40 odd days
00:21:35.320 You know, people doubt it
00:21:38.160 Like doubting Thomas
00:21:39.160 But then
00:21:40.600 Jesus is like, look, I'm here, I'm real
00:21:42.860 You know, you can touch my wound
00:21:44.760 Where Long China stabbed me and stuff
00:21:46.120 And then after 40 days
00:21:49.100 He does disappear off into the sunset
00:21:51.780 Literally, almost
00:21:54.540 The book of Luke is probably
00:21:59.000 The gospel of Luke is probably
00:22:00.760 Probably the best on that
00:22:02.980 But on all that stuff
00:22:05.180 So okay
00:22:06.240 And this day
00:22:07.100 Easter Monday is like continuation
00:22:08.800 Often it's sort of talked of
00:22:11.140 Like that continuation day
00:22:12.140 It's that
00:22:12.540 Not only did Christ come back to life
00:22:15.160 But he now walks with you
00:22:17.020 Continually
00:22:18.920 Sometimes you're walking down the road
00:22:22.020 And you don't know that
00:22:23.340 Christ is with you
00:22:24.420 Literally at your side
00:22:25.440 But he is
00:22:26.460 That's what they say
00:22:28.280 That's the whole thing
00:22:29.500 So okay
00:22:30.380 None of that
00:22:32.440 Easter used to be
00:22:33.480 Easter used to be
00:22:36.220 The most important thing
00:22:37.520 In the calendar
00:22:38.300 In medieval times
00:22:39.500 For example
00:22:39.920 Or pre-modern times
00:22:41.000 Like Christmas was big
00:22:42.880 Right
00:22:44.140 But Easter was
00:22:46.600 The main focal point
00:22:49.080 Of the year
00:22:49.800 Really
00:22:50.440 Far more important
00:22:53.000 Than Christmas
00:22:53.580 Easter used to be
00:22:55.020 And now it's lost
00:22:58.960 You know
00:22:59.940 it's not as big a thing is it we focus more on Christmas and presents and the Christmas tree
00:23:05.160 far more than than Easter don't we usually I mean it depends what household you're putting
00:23:09.840 but I mean it's a general rule it's a general rule Easter was a big one anyway changing times
00:23:17.140 I thought I wanted to talk a little bit about Easter seeing as it's as it's Easter Monday
00:23:22.040 okay all right all right let's move on then because the papers don't talk about it
00:23:28.240 Miliband's net zero drive fails to cut fossil fuels.
00:23:32.880 So the whole thing's a joke, isn't it?
00:23:34.220 The whole thing's pointless.
00:23:35.380 A bad joke, of course.
00:23:37.200 The whole thing's crazily pointless and mental, really.
00:23:40.560 We need to rework our entire economy
00:23:42.580 so that Ed Miliband can feel good about himself
00:23:46.600 that we're not burning many fossil fuels.
00:23:51.040 Don't worry about how many fossil fuels
00:23:53.220 like India or China are burning.
00:23:55.320 even if we were burning fossil fuels as much as we possibly could it'd be a drop in the ocean
00:24:00.880 compared to what india and china are doing man-made co2 doesn't drive climate change
00:24:09.040 i don't believe really don't okay we got him again that was a trump true social we got him
00:24:17.280 us airmen rescued in daring raid okay jobless families handed six thousand pounds in benefits
00:24:24.920 tax bomb hits middle class yeah that's uh there'll be a reworking of the of the tax rules in various
00:24:31.240 ways in britain starting i think it starts today um like they're scrapping the two child cap
00:24:37.540 benefits cap and uh people getting benefits will get a bit more than they were before
00:24:42.940 and of course taxpayers or the middle class have to pay for it all
00:24:48.020 or the government just has to borrow more money
00:24:51.840 they can barely afford to pay the interest repayments on the borrowing they've already done
00:24:57.320 okay I mean Rachel Reeves doesn't seem to particularly care or understand about any of that
00:25:03.800 doesn't seem to
00:25:04.880 okay that's leftist socialist economic theory never ever works never ever adds up
00:25:12.040 always ends in misery and penury and ultimately starvation.
00:25:17.380 All right, The Sun, Kate looking radiant.
00:25:20.380 Trump hails miracle escape, got gun.
00:25:25.860 That's poor.
00:25:26.640 Sometimes the puns are funny, I think, right?
00:25:28.900 Sometimes they're funny.
00:25:30.580 Sometimes they're so absurd that they're funny.
00:25:33.020 Sometimes they're just pathetic.
00:25:34.280 I think that one's pathetic.
00:25:35.460 Got gun.
00:25:38.840 Got and top barely rhyme, do they?
00:25:42.040 Got gun
00:25:44.060 Stupid
00:25:48.240 Airmen rescued by elite forces
00:25:50.500 Injured hero hid in rock crevice
00:25:54.380 Shall we talk about it now?
00:25:56.600 I was going to save it for a bit later
00:25:57.600 But let's talk about all the details of it now shall we
00:25:59.280 And one thing I would say here
00:26:01.260 Is if in the coming days
00:26:03.860 Or weeks or years even
00:26:05.460 Some of the details I'm about to talk about
00:26:07.560 Prove to be incorrect
00:26:09.580 Well I can only apologise
00:26:10.980 the details are only really emerging now like the exact details so if this age is what i'm
00:26:17.860 about to tell you ages poorly well so be it i can only tell you what we know as of the morning of
00:26:22.420 the sixth all right so there was an f-50 oh there's two airplanes actually but the main one the one
00:26:28.820 we're important we're interested in is an f-15 quite an old fast jet really an f-15 strike eagle
00:26:34.900 what they like designed first designed in like the 70s 1970s weren't they
00:26:39.500 and used a lot well well until this day to this day cool jet by the way i think f-14s f-15s f-16s
00:26:48.100 they're all really cool looking in my opinion super cool anyway f-15 strike eagle gets hit
00:26:54.200 it was flying over southern iran uh got hit by iranian missile missile and apparently see these
00:27:02.300 are the sorts of details that might later prove to be incorrect or just not quite exactly what
00:27:05.880 happened but anyway so far we think that the iranians had some sort of missile system a new
00:27:10.920 semi-advanced one which the f-15 wasn't able to see or register like nothing went off in their
00:27:20.220 cockpit saying you're being painted missile incoming or anything they didn't know it just
00:27:23.520 hit them sort of out of nowhere okay i mean one way or another that happened one way or another
00:27:28.760 An F-15 got shot out of the sky by the Iranians
00:27:31.360 Above the skies of southern Iran
00:27:32.960 Two people in it
00:27:35.640 The pilot himself
00:27:36.440 And then the other dude
00:27:38.000 The navigator weapons expert dude
00:27:40.180 And they both eject
00:27:42.820 And survive the initial thing
00:27:45.760 The pilot gets rescued very quickly
00:27:50.500 By the Americans
00:27:52.280 But the other guy
00:27:56.480 He's actually a colonel
00:27:57.840 I believe he's a colonel.
00:27:59.240 Call sign Dude44.
00:28:01.940 That was his call sign.
00:28:04.920 Dude44 is now in the grips of, you can only imagine,
00:28:11.780 a sort of terrifying E&E experience.
00:28:15.100 Escape and evasion.
00:28:16.400 That's what that is now.
00:28:17.660 You're deep behind enemy lines.
00:28:20.320 All you can do is try to escape and evade.
00:28:22.900 He's only got a pistol.
00:28:24.080 That's all he's armed with.
00:28:27.840 Of course, the Iranians themselves would love to capture him, ideally alive.
00:28:32.600 What a great military and, more importantly, political boon that would be for them.
00:28:36.280 They can then parade him on their TV and say,
00:28:38.760 look, the Americans are so weak and stupid, look, we've got one of their pilots, look, look, look.
00:28:45.080 It would have been a political nightmare for the Americans on some level.
00:28:49.060 Well, not exactly a nightmare, but...
00:28:50.800 I mean, in Vietnam, in all sorts of wars,
00:28:53.980 you're going to have downed pilots that get captured by the enemy.
00:28:57.440 I'm surprised that we haven't had more already
00:28:59.460 I'm surprised it hasn't happened already in this conflict
00:29:01.660 The amount of fast jet sorties and stuff
00:29:04.340 Not even fast jets
00:29:05.000 The amount of airplanes going over Iran
00:29:08.640 The fact that some haven't been shot down and captured yet already is remarkable
00:29:12.940 I can only imagine there's loads of special forces dudes all over Iran to be quite honest
00:29:17.160 The fact that none of them have been captured and paraded on Iranian TV yet
00:29:21.380 Quite remarkable
00:29:22.080 I think the Americans are doing a good job on that front
00:29:26.300 At some point it will probably happen
00:29:28.020 At some point it will probably happen
00:29:29.320 So okay
00:29:31.780 This colonel, dude 44, is on the run
00:29:34.360 Inside Iran
00:29:35.560 Apparently he injured his leg as well
00:29:38.160 He's got like a wounded leg in some way
00:29:39.900 And
00:29:41.920 And the story is
00:29:44.740 It's emerging that apparently
00:29:46.140 He
00:29:46.640 In the Iranian countryside he's swarming with
00:29:50.180 Iranians trying to find him
00:29:51.920 And he climbs up
00:29:54.300 Some sort of cliff
00:29:55.160 He climbed up some mountain or some steep ridge line
00:29:59.720 Like 7,000 foot high ridge line
00:30:02.480 Somewhere in what the Zagros Mountains, I don't know exactly
00:30:05.400 And he finds a little nook, a little crevice in the mountainside
00:30:10.840 And just hides in there for I think all of Saturday more or less
00:30:15.160 And he's got some sort of beacon, some sort of electronic device
00:30:22.440 where he can you know let the americans know where he is sort of exactly and um apparently
00:30:30.600 they did know kind of where he was more or less exact more or less exactly more or less most of
00:30:34.700 the time but he's he's deep deep deep behind enemy lines he's in the middle of iran almost you know
00:30:40.300 so okay so the race is on for the americans and the iranians to try and get him they both want
00:30:47.500 him really bad the americans no expense spared no expense spared um to get him and they launched
00:30:53.380 a massive effort to get him try and save him and uh you know no man left behind all that stuff
00:31:01.000 and they sent in some reports were saying thousands i think it's either either hundreds
00:31:08.360 high hundreds or low thousands of of servicemen were called in to try and save this dude dude 44
00:31:19.020 and like seal team six were involved in it i think hundreds of special operators
00:31:24.660 well what they did the americans flew in you know those big c-130 gunships the big
00:31:30.460 they're like the size of uh an actual airliner sort of and they flew in a couple there's like
00:31:36.720 A makeshift desert airstrip
00:31:38.360 And they flew in more than one of those
00:31:40.620 At least two of those
00:31:41.500 A whole bunch of helicopters
00:31:42.620 All sorts of stuff
00:31:43.840 Loads of special forces dudes
00:31:45.000 To try and capture him
00:31:45.920 Okay
00:31:46.440 And yeah
00:31:47.540 He managed to hide
00:31:49.400 For quite a long time
00:31:52.500 High up on this Iranian mountain ridge
00:31:55.840 Eventually
00:31:56.540 Long story short I suppose
00:31:57.600 He is rescued by the Americans
00:32:00.620 And then on their way out
00:32:04.120 or either on their way in or on their way out again the details are only sort of just emerging
00:32:09.340 two of the those c-130 gunship big airplanes were hit or damaged in some way by iranian fire
00:32:17.120 so when dude 44 and all his rescuers need to just bug out get home get safe
00:32:25.680 um they had to blow up a couple of their own i think the big i think the big c-130
00:32:33.260 airplanes had to blow them up and a couple of helicopters as well their own
00:32:37.760 helicopters were sort of damaged to the point where they probably wouldn't make
00:32:40.860 it out so they fly in more more aircraft to get everyone out and the damaged ones
00:32:46.520 that are left there they blow up themselves to stop the Iranians getting
00:32:49.700 them. Long story short everyone gets out alive no American personnel were killed
00:32:55.820 in all of this quite a remarkable success then
00:33:01.700 ultimately from their point of view
00:33:03.220 so there you go that's the story we'll see if any of those details over the coming hours or days or
00:33:11.700 years even prove to be different but that's what we're being told at the moment
00:33:16.620 colonel dude 44 is safe and well there we go injured hero hid in rock crevice
00:33:26.440 i wonder if he'll ever write a book all right harry should we uh can you there you go thanks
00:33:34.480 um just say i'm interested in all sorts of special forces raids on um epochs of the lotus eaters
00:33:41.140 my history theme show behind the paywall on lotus eaters.com considering
00:33:51.580 do you consider becoming a bronx team membership for as little as five pound a month there i've
00:33:55.780 got all sorts of history themed content just about special forces raids i did one on like
00:34:00.600 the saint nevaire did one on the iranian embassy siege did one on um when the nazis rescued
00:34:07.380 mussolini from that italian mountaintop did one all about the seals in vietnam in 1967
00:34:13.380 i'm gonna do more in the future um the various stories of um in world war ii and vietnam
00:34:23.660 Of downed pilots
00:34:26.120 All over the place
00:34:27.580 And their stories of
00:34:29.300 Escape and evasion
00:34:31.080 Later we might talk about
00:34:32.700 There's an article on the Daily Mail
00:34:34.220 We might mention
00:34:34.800 Talk about
00:34:35.260 Famous
00:34:36.420 Bat 21
00:34:38.000 An American pilot in Vietnam
00:34:40.460 Shot down over South Vietnam
00:34:41.840 They made a film about it
00:34:43.200 With Gene Hackman
00:34:43.920 If you've ever seen that
00:34:44.980 But a true story
00:34:46.500 Guy spent 11 days
00:34:48.760 Doing an escape and evasion
00:34:52.000 real life exercise but eventually was successfully rescued there's loads of stories like from world
00:35:00.040 war ii you're not always downed in or you might be down to deep behind enemy lines in enemy
00:35:05.080 territory but you're not necessarily sort of immediately fleeing from the enemy
00:35:09.980 you might be downed in like the philippines or something and you don't have to necessarily
00:35:16.640 worry about japanese soldiers or something you just have to survive in the jungles you're in
00:35:20.880 middle of nowhere and stuff surviving the jungles now it might be that endless stories of not endless
00:35:28.480 but quite a lot of stories like that as a history nerd and a military history fan i'm only a fan of
00:35:35.200 history um fascinated by all that stuff fascinated by all that stuff i wonder if this guy will ever
00:35:41.200 write a book i'd read it if he did or someone else writes a book about it anyway okay let's
00:35:46.720 move on the daily express it's a good paper being sarcastic there it's not a good paper is it it's
00:35:53.200 ridiculous it's kind of a ridiculous rag okay there's there's kate looking radiant two future
00:36:02.160 kings there all right survivor hits out at the crown prosecution service over decisions it took
00:36:10.560 Vile Betrayal of Grooming Gang Victim
00:36:14.420 Yeah
00:36:15.080 So this one particular grooming gang survivor
00:36:18.580 Who said she was sexually assaulted or raped by Pakistanis
00:36:23.440 Between the ages of 12 and 15, repeatedly
00:36:26.180 Multiple times a week
00:36:28.060 They'd get her blackout drunk
00:36:29.540 Threaten her with a gun if she said anything
00:36:32.220 A time when our Prime Minister, Keir Starmer
00:36:38.100 Was head of the CPS, the Crown Prosecution Service
00:36:40.560 The Crown Prosecution Service
00:36:42.800 Did not seem interested
00:36:44.200 In prosecuting these people
00:36:46.520 At the time
00:36:47.160 She talks of the vile betrayal of grooming gang victims
00:36:50.720 Yeah
00:36:51.000 And to this day
00:36:52.840 They're extremely reticent, aren't they
00:36:55.080 Extremely reticent about getting to the bottom of it
00:36:57.780 Put Jess Phillips in charge of it
00:36:59.440 And make it about a general purpose inquiry
00:37:01.400 Into sexual crime
00:37:02.540 Really? Really?
00:37:06.080 Rupert Lowe do an inquiry about it
00:37:07.620 Pour cold water on that
00:37:09.040 Play that down
00:37:10.760 Don't talk about that
00:37:12.040 Or even ridicule it
00:37:13.240 Yeah
00:37:14.040 A vile betrayal
00:37:15.080 Yeah
00:37:15.640 Yeah
00:37:16.920 Can't talk about that they're Pakistanis
00:37:19.160 That would be racist
00:37:19.840 I mean it is
00:37:20.400 That's literally on the front page there
00:37:22.420 A group of Pakistanis
00:37:28.580 Government not interested in that
00:37:29.740 Keir Starmer not interested in that story
00:37:32.220 That narrative
00:37:32.900 Shedding any real light on that
00:37:35.840 Getting to the bottom of it
00:37:37.000 a full hangout, rip the band-aid off, rip the plaster off, let's look at it, properly,
00:37:43.580 no, no, that would be racist, the star, Leeds win classic, cup classic, I support West Ham
00:37:53.240 United football club, don't I, Leeds beat them on penalties yesterday in the FA Cup quarter
00:37:58.460 final oh well oh well uh bookie is preparing for a big bashing one billion pound betting bonanza
00:38:08.900 just to say there's the grand national i think next weekend i think next saturday
00:38:12.320 is the grand national the biggest horse meat biggest horse race of the year of course the
00:38:17.680 grand national and despite everything that's going on in the world the daily star talks about that
00:38:24.320 Lots of people are going to bet money on that
00:38:26.340 That's news
00:38:28.680 That's the front page news according to the Star
00:38:32.060 That the Grand National is going to happen
00:38:34.660 And that people bet money on that
00:38:36.540 Wow
00:38:37.600 Wow, thanks for that the Star
00:38:40.000 Okay, they're the front pages
00:38:41.520 They're the increasingly absurd, absurd front pages
00:38:46.140 Let's look at our poll, what poll did we do?
00:38:48.740 I can't even remember what poll we did Harry
00:38:50.100 I always forget in that first half hour, 40 minutes
00:38:52.600 What we said
00:38:53.760 Okay, we asked you guys, will Trump's new offensive succeed in opening the Strait of Hormuz?
00:39:02.960 27% of you say yes, 49% of you say no, and a big chunk, 25% of you say maybe.
00:39:11.080 I mean, it's one of those polls, isn't it?
00:39:12.520 It's one of those days where the real answer, the correct answer, is a maybe.
00:39:20.720 We don't know, do we? No one knows.
00:39:22.140 if i was honest with myself and i was taking that poll i probably would have clicked maybe
00:39:26.660 not to deliberately sit on the fence not because i haven't got a clue
00:39:30.800 but because it is a maybe still the nose win it right the nose win it 49% say no
00:39:40.440 i'd probably that'd probably be my second choice is a no it doesn't look like unless the regime
00:39:48.040 completely collapses which could happen any day any hour but if it doesn't and I
00:39:53.540 suspect it doesn't I say if it collapses any day any moment I don't think it
00:39:58.480 probably will now at this point but if it did there'd be yes but I suspect not
00:40:05.040 at this point so the nose win it the nose win it with 40 and just click down
00:40:12.400 49 percent okay nearly a thousand votes all right there you go i did see trump i think about three
00:40:21.300 days ago doing a dress to the to the work to the nation and the world and then he said almost in
00:40:28.120 passing he said we never talked about regime change so no you did dude you did you did in
00:40:36.600 that first eight minute little video you did from mar-a-lago on that saturday morning when the war
00:40:40.680 started like four or five weeks ago now you definitely did all right but then he says three
00:40:50.840 days ago we never talked about regime change you you you did you did that's the thing i think most
00:40:58.960 normal people resent most about politics and politicians is when they try and tell you your
00:41:06.280 own memory is wrong. Like Big Brother. What you remember, what you saw and heard with
00:41:15.500 your own eyes and ears, that was wrong. You didn't. Normal people hate being treated like
00:41:25.580 that. They hate it. They hate it. You're rather that a politician was honest and it makes them
00:41:32.700 look bad that they got something wrong than that I'd much I personally much much more respect a
00:41:41.940 politician who said I said something a few weeks ago or two years ago or 10 years ago I was wrong
00:41:48.500 I've changed my mind I now think this my position is now this which might be 180 to the thing I
00:41:54.180 said before but things have changed I've changed my thinking has changed reality in events have
00:42:01.780 change things rather than pretend you didn't say what you said no I didn't say that or you
00:42:07.940 misunderstood what I said when I said that no no don't don't do that please please please please
00:42:12.740 it's embarrassing for both of us to do that don't do that all right all right all right let's have a
00:42:21.560 look at the websites Harry can you can you bring up my thing okay okay let's have a look at the
00:42:29.160 websites bbc what have we got oh yeah artemis artemis the 40 minutes when artemis crew loses
00:42:36.680 contact with the earth so that's tonight british time anyway it's nearly been about midnight
00:42:43.780 british summertime the apollo 2 capsule i'm sorry the artemis 2 capsule will be going around the
00:42:55.660 dark side of the moon if you believe it's real which of course i do uh we'll lose contact radio
00:43:02.220 silence radio contact for like 40 odd minutes while they go around the dark side of the moon
00:43:07.020 um yeah the furthest humans will have ever been from earth setting the new record a new altitude
00:43:14.140 record effectively right in a way um yeah and we hopefully will get a a cool new 2026 vintage
00:43:24.400 earth rise that is when you come out from the dark side of the moon you will see
00:43:29.040 the the earth rising above the lunar surface like a sunrise but it's earth rise right the classic
00:43:38.300 apollo 8 image of that is iconic isn't it and we'll get a like a super hd brand new hd version
00:43:46.720 of that it should be good looking forward to it looking forward to it looking for slightly
00:43:52.260 looking forward to how the space deniers and flat earthers are gonna how they're gonna spin it how
00:43:57.080 it's not real they'll find one pixel out of place it's not real there you go all right so yeah that's
00:44:05.420 tonight again about midnight british time that will be happening okay all right what else have
00:44:13.300 we got let's have a quick look uh well there was let's just jump ahead to uh was there something
00:44:20.540 on sky sky news going with quite a bit of uh space stuff oh loads of moon mission things
00:44:27.820 loads of moon mission stories on the daily mail there was one interesting story i thought
00:44:33.580 just to build on the downed pilot dude 44 and his escape and evasion ordeal um let's see if i
00:44:43.980 can quickly there we go here's the story here oh it's a big gamble they're saying it's a big
00:44:49.840 I suppose it is, it always is, because you might just lose
00:44:51.920 the special operators
00:44:54.160 and the pilots that go in to rescue
00:44:55.800 you
00:44:57.700 dude 44
00:44:59.180 they could just get killed
00:45:01.900 or captured themselves, right?
00:45:03.540 it could be a self-perpetuating cycle
00:45:05.700 of fail, if you're not careful
00:45:07.600 I think this is the scene where
00:45:09.860 the Americans had to blow up their own
00:45:11.620 helicopters and
00:45:12.880 transport aircraft
00:45:14.820 that got damaged
00:45:16.660 so the Americans themselves blew it up to
00:45:19.500 To prevent it from falling into the hands
00:45:21.740 Of the Iranians
00:45:22.540 Alright and in this article they talk about
00:45:25.900 Just a small number of
00:45:28.000 Other historic examples
00:45:30.000 Of such things
00:45:31.460 Daring do behind enemy lines
00:45:34.500 They talk of that Scott O'Grady
00:45:37.880 In Bosnia in 1995
00:45:39.240 That's the dude
00:45:40.540 There's that Owen Wilson film
00:45:42.240 Isn't there
00:45:44.000 I've seen that Owen Wilson film
00:45:45.240 I can't remember what the film's called
00:45:47.240 But I've seen it a couple of times
00:45:48.520 Is it just called Behind Enemy Lines
00:45:54.980 Is that what it's called
00:45:55.740 Anyway
00:45:56.060 That's a true story
00:45:57.180 That's the true dude
00:45:58.180 He's got a great deal
00:46:01.420 A US pilot
00:46:02.120 Yep
00:46:04.960 Interesting fascinating
00:46:05.780 Oh yeah
00:46:06.380 Back 21
00:46:06.900 I mentioned Back 21 didn't I
00:46:08.180 In Vietnam
00:46:10.060 He was an older gentleman
00:46:13.560 Was he
00:46:13.800 Yeah he's 53
00:46:14.540 He was 53
00:46:16.340 And he was hit at
00:46:17.780 28,000 feet, took him 16 minutes to parachute to the ground, anyway, yeah, survived behind
00:46:24.500 enemy lines for like 11 days, something like 11 days, there was a giant rescue mission
00:46:32.040 to save him, rescue him, and they did, many, many such cases, loads in World War II, Bravo
00:46:39.960 two zero don't really get so i know bravo two zero inside out i've read andy mcnab's account
00:46:47.260 of bravo two zero like a weird number of times was a little bit obsessed with it when i was like
00:46:51.720 a young teenager when i was like 14 or whatever re-read it re-read bits of it like multiple
00:46:57.380 multiple multiple times some of it may not be perfectly accurate but they weren't rescued
00:47:04.800 Chris Ryan
00:47:06.680 Was the only one that got away
00:47:09.300 I mean he writes a book called
00:47:11.020 The One That Got Away
00:47:12.000 So Chris Ryan
00:47:14.740 Rescued himself
00:47:15.840 By just walking to Syria
00:47:18.240 A remarkable feat
00:47:20.840 Of human endurance
00:47:22.340 Absolutely superhuman
00:47:24.640 Insane escape and evasion story
00:47:26.660 Chris Ryan
00:47:27.240 But Andy McNabb
00:47:30.080 Three of them were killed
00:47:32.540 In action
00:47:33.200 Chris Ryan gets away
00:47:37.980 And the other four
00:47:39.440 The other four are captured
00:47:41.280 Including Andy McNabb himself
00:47:42.800 And spend time in Iraqi prisons
00:47:46.580 Until they're eventually released
00:47:47.780 At the end of the first Gulf War
00:47:49.240 Yeah there are
00:47:52.980 There's a picture of them
00:47:53.760 Three dudes whose faces aren't
00:47:56.780 Blacked out
00:47:58.780 Because they didn't survive
00:48:00.420 legs laying there oh anyway anyway um okay i don't know why they've included this in
00:48:10.140 sort of rescue mission uh an article about rescue missions no one was rescued chris ryan rescued
00:48:16.200 himself so okay all right operation barra sierra leone brilliant story that's the brits again
00:48:22.980 in sierra leone a bunch of soldiers got surrounded and captured in sierra leone
00:48:27.820 held by just like sierra leone rebels in the jungle we mount a rescue mission classic got
00:48:37.500 them all home i think all i think did we get them all home nearly all of them anyway
00:48:42.520 classic story brilliant story an afghanistan one where um they were trying to just retrieve the
00:48:52.320 body there was some lance corporal chap oh yeah matthew ford had been killed in action and um
00:49:01.460 some marines british marines strapped themselves to the outside of an apache helicopter gunship
00:49:07.160 flew in to to get his his remains out crazy story amazing story in tebe it's an israeli one
00:49:17.760 there's like an airplane hijacked flew to Uganda
00:49:21.680 EDR means Uganda
00:49:22.960 over 100 people on board, civilians and stuff
00:49:25.960 the Israelis send special forces chaps
00:49:29.200 to the airstrip in Uganda
00:49:31.840 and rescue nearly all of them
00:49:33.920 I think 2 or 3 or 4 of them were killed
00:49:36.240 but they rescued nearly all of them
00:49:38.980 so again sort of an example of a near perfect
00:49:44.020 special forces rescue
00:49:46.400 that is more like basically more like a rescue or hostage situation anyway
00:49:49.280 Benjamin Netanyahu's older brother was killed in that
00:49:52.600 the Israeli special forces chaps only lost one dude
00:49:55.520 and it was Bibby's older brother
00:49:57.760 alright
00:50:03.960 interesting though, again if you're a history military or any sort of history nerd
00:50:08.960 special forces operations and raids
00:50:11.360 fascinating, the sun's leading with it
00:50:14.700 The greatest escape
00:50:15.720 The best escape
00:50:17.140 The greatest escape
00:50:18.220 American escape
00:50:19.900 Yeah
00:50:21.640 This dude
00:50:22.360 People were shoplifting in Waitrose
00:50:24.840 He worked in Waitrose
00:50:25.840 People were stealing Easter eggs
00:50:29.880 He confronted them or even tackled one
00:50:31.880 He gets sacked
00:50:32.660 Alright
00:50:33.660 Waitrose just want people to steal from them, do they?
00:50:44.700 Okay, something about Andrew and Edward. Do not care. Kate looking radiant again. Look, big giant mobs of black and brown kids going absolutely berserk. Cops trying to deal with it.
00:51:01.180 Or we're not allowed to notice
00:51:03.840 That they're nearly 99% black and brown kids
00:51:06.080 We're not allowed to notice that
00:51:07.140 We're just going to call them feral youths
00:51:09.700 Hooded youths
00:51:11.920 That they're barbarians
00:51:15.240 That they're at odds with civilisation
00:51:17.120 If you go round in giant mobs
00:51:18.820 Smashing things up, stealing everything you can get
00:51:21.860 And just relying on the fact
00:51:23.960 That there's not enough police
00:51:25.120 That's sort of
00:51:27.880 At odds with civilisation itself isn't it
00:51:30.100 With the rule of law itself
00:51:31.800 With law and order doing that
00:51:33.920 Just safety in numbers
00:51:35.260 Just safety in a giant mob
00:51:36.620 Or go around causing criminal damage and theft
00:51:40.160 On a giant scale
00:51:41.100 Oh if anyone tries to stop you though
00:51:44.360 You'll smash them up as well
00:51:46.500 Great
00:51:47.120 Brilliant
00:51:47.820 That's Britain now
00:51:50.480 That's the Britain we live in now
00:51:52.200 They do that
00:51:53.220 Lucy let me be worried
00:51:54.460 She's going to get killed in prison
00:51:55.780 Okay
00:51:59.680 Some eccentric squatter
00:52:03.280 Is living on the front porch
00:52:05.140 Of a 200 million pound
00:52:07.040 Townhouse in London
00:52:08.480 Okay, alright, let's just move on
00:52:11.360 Oh great, it's knocking 10 too
00:52:13.180 Shall we just have a look
00:52:14.820 Oh, there's one thing in Le Monde I thought we'd look at
00:52:16.960 Le Monde
00:52:17.660 The French newspaper
00:52:20.780 Top story on Le Monde
00:52:22.680 Says, on immigration
00:52:24.700 Spain moves against
00:52:26.900 The tide of its European neighbours
00:52:28.640 He says, citing economic and moral arguments, Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez's socialist
00:52:38.720 government is preparing to grant legal status to 500,000 undocumented workers, most from
00:52:46.620 Latin America. The plan brings hope to 840,000 foreign nationals living without papers in
00:52:54.160 Spain.
00:52:58.640 and make their way across the Pyrenees and to Calais if they want now
00:53:05.480 well, if and when they get documentation
00:53:08.040 or even before that
00:53:09.460 let alone
00:53:12.700 how can the Spanish people
00:53:16.100 be voting for this
00:53:17.820 is that what they
00:53:19.800 wanted when they voted in
00:53:21.580 their socialist government
00:53:23.060 Sanchez's socialist government, is that what they really wanted
00:53:26.140 They wanted something like knocking a million foreign nationals living in Spain
00:53:33.200 Just to be given Spanish citizenship and the right to remain
00:53:36.420 Is that really what they wanted?
00:53:38.100 I mean, if it is, it's suicidal, isn't it?
00:53:40.800 It's suicidal
00:53:41.560 And damages the rest of Europe as well, of course, ultimately
00:53:46.560 A socialism for you
00:53:50.700 They mean to destroy your country
00:53:53.020 Wherever you are
00:53:54.600 They want to destroy it
00:53:57.120 Be in no doubt
00:53:59.660 Be in no doubt
00:54:00.620 Alright, let's have a look at this day in history
00:54:04.040 What happened on this day in history
00:54:05.220 Down through the centuries, what happened of notes
00:54:06.720 Have a look, 6th of April
00:54:07.940 Nothing about the resurrection of Christ
00:54:12.400 Or the continuation
00:54:13.200 Or anything like that
00:54:14.980 Because the liturgical dates aren't set in stone
00:54:18.700 Easter week, Holy week
00:54:21.640 moves around depending on various things it's not always the same day so that's why it's not
00:54:28.640 included here but okay let's have a look on the on this day in 46 bc battle of thapsus
00:54:34.120 that's when julius caesar defeats uh metallus scipio not to be confused with any of the other
00:54:40.440 scipios metallus scipio and cato cato the younger battle of thapsus big one it's not the complete
00:54:48.020 end of Caesars Civil Wars but it's it's very nearly he's largely got it done
00:54:56.420 after Thapsis I mean Harry
00:55:05.180 what's the betting do you think I've got long-form content all about the career
00:55:09.980 of Julius Caesar and the life and career of Cato the Younger on Epochs do you
00:55:17.340 think i have you bet your sweet ass i have i think some of my best content among my best content out
00:55:28.200 of 200 knocking 260 odd videos now all long form hundreds of hours of content some of my best ones
00:55:34.500 i did i think it's a three-part series on kato kato the younger those three videos are among
00:55:39.580 my best ones i think i think the story of kato the younger is absolutely fascinating he's he
00:55:45.420 might be my favourite character from the age of Caesar and Pompey. He's infuriating and brilliant
00:55:52.520 all at the same time. Cato the Younger. Love it. So I actually talk about The Back of Thapsus
00:55:57.240 more than once on Epochs. I mean, I've got a load of stuff on Pompey as well. So certainly in the
00:56:03.320 Caesar one, I've got a giant series on Caesar. What was it, 15 part, 20 part, 30 part? I can't
00:56:09.560 remember. Stupid number of episodes just about Caesar. So I'll talk about The Back of Thapsus
00:56:15.400 there and of course the cato one because cato loses isn't killed on the battlefield
00:56:23.880 retreats back to the city and then kills himself commit suicide so caesar can't grant him clemency
00:56:30.840 so that's the end of cato the younger after the battle of thapses that was his last chance
00:56:35.960 his side needed to win that and they didn't all right okay could talk all about that on and on
00:56:42.440 Harry, can you bring up?
00:56:44.900 There you go, thanks
00:56:45.660 Okay, on this day in 1453
00:56:48.960 Turkish forces under Sultan Mehmed II
00:56:51.320 Mehmed the Conqueror
00:56:52.360 Begin the siege of Byzantine Empire's capital
00:56:55.400 Constantinople, now Istanbul
00:56:56.920 Which falls on May the 29th
00:57:00.160 The Ottomans have been trying to take Istanbul for centuries
00:57:04.320 Centuries
00:57:07.040 And always failed
00:57:09.500 Because the walls, the Theodosian walls
00:57:11.940 were just a bit too good people say walls don't work in a number of ways physically militarily
00:57:16.580 and politically they do they nearly always do they're really good if your walls are good enough
00:57:21.340 they'll keep you safe four centuries well in the pre-modern age anyway maybe it brings up some
00:57:28.720 massive guns massive massive guns and anyway eventually it does fall but we talked about it
00:57:35.680 before, didn't we? A week or so ago. 1453, giant turning point in history. There's various
00:57:42.220 things to anchor in your mind when you're trying to learn history, trying to get a chronology
00:57:47.020 of everything that went on. There's various anchor points, right? 1588, the Spanish Armada,
00:57:54.180 or 1945, the end of World War II, or whatever it is. 1453 is a big one. Did something happen
00:58:01.700 in the Middle Ages, which side of 1453 does it fall? And you can start piecing together things
00:58:10.380 in your mind. Okay, giant turning point in history, when Mehmed the Conqueror eventually takes
00:58:15.960 Constantinople, ending the Byzantine Empire. Okay, on this day in 1652, the Cape Colony,
00:58:22.440 the first European settlement in South Africa, is established by the Dutch East India Company.
00:58:27.860 there you go that's why there's such a big sort of dutch influence in or was in south africa
00:58:37.140 because they actually got there first there you go okay on this day in 1917 the united the united
00:58:45.060 states declares war on germany and enters world war one on the side of the allies so we talked a
00:58:51.040 bit about that the other day as well didn't we um like that that mexican communique remember we're
00:58:56.100 talking about that where the germans said to mexico look come into the war on our side
00:59:00.660 and we'll help you reconquer places like texas and arizona parts of the united states which
00:59:09.760 used to belong to mexico it's like a while ago it was like 70 odd years before that but
00:59:15.440 i mean just about within living memory not really within living memory i would say
00:59:19.400 but the british intercepted that communique and just immediately told the americans
00:59:24.440 and that swayed American opinion apparently Woodrow Wilson was like right that's the final straw
00:59:30.020 we're getting involved in World War One now all right on this day in 1994
00:59:36.580 a plane carrying the Rwandan president and the Burundian president is shot down by a surface
00:59:43.700 to air missile, pardon me, a surface to air missile, I do beg your pardon, may my eyes
00:59:57.400 water that, pardon me, the Rwandan president and the Burundian president are shot down
01:00:08.980 by surface to air missile abruptly ending negotiations peace negotiations and sparking
01:00:15.140 the rwandan genocide those responsible were never identified the rwandan genocide
01:00:21.640 crazy crazy thing i remember going i remember when it was years ago now probably 15 20 years
01:00:28.220 ago deciding at one point i need to know exactly what happened there i need to know the details
01:00:32.700 of exactly the chronology what happened in what order who did what and said what
01:00:36.840 who didn't do what how it all went down long complicated story can't go into it here just
01:00:42.360 simply haven't got time but very very dark of course of course stating the obvious there it's
01:00:48.360 very very dark but um well where to begin i just i just can't go into here it's not a history show
01:00:55.240 but okay one of the spark points was that that airplane was shot down that was sort of a lot
01:01:02.140 of people say that was sort of the final it had been bubbling away for years years and years and
01:01:09.100 years and in the months leading up to it sort of coming simmering up coming to the boil a rolling
01:01:15.560 boil and then that happened and it it happened the genocide happens crazy thing all right okay
01:01:26.260 should we have a look at our rumble rents and super chats should we do that should do that
01:01:30.960 Harry. All right, let's have a look. What have we got? Monday the 6th of April, we've got our
01:01:36.280 Rumble Rants. We always do the Rumble Rants first, don't we? All right, what have we got? Global
01:01:40.200 Church History in at number one, reigning, defending, undisputed champion of Bosho Super
01:01:48.000 Chats. Or Rumble Rants, rather. Global Church History says, on this day, in 1320, the Declaration
01:01:54.700 Of Arbroath is signed
01:01:56.100 That's when the Scottish
01:02:00.360 Barons and magnates
01:02:02.500 Appeal to the Pope
01:02:04.500 Isn't it?
01:02:06.400 To say we're our own thing
01:02:07.680 Scotland's its own thing
01:02:09.280 1320 so that's going to be the age of
01:02:12.740 Edward II
01:02:14.900 Edward II is it?
01:02:17.600 Must be
01:02:17.940 I think
01:02:18.600 Yeah the Declaration of Arbroath
01:02:21.960 Scotland because everyone was still Catholic back then
01:02:24.400 There'd been no Protestant Reformation or anything
01:02:27.060 So the Scottish saying
01:02:28.940 Hey, the Pope
01:02:30.780 Recognise us as our own sovereign thing
01:02:33.160 Please
01:02:33.900 Okay, where else did you say
01:02:37.120 In 1722
01:02:39.560 Jacob
01:02:42.060 Roggeveen
01:02:44.120 Discovers Easter Island
01:02:45.580 That's interesting, the story of Easter Island
01:02:47.720 Again, a fascinating thing
01:02:48.820 When Europeans first went there
01:02:51.660 The people
01:02:54.060 on easter island descended from um descended from the native peoples of the pacific islands
01:03:03.640 somehow they'd got to easter island which is fantastically remote tiny tiny spot speck of land
01:03:11.200 in the in the uh western pacific ocean crazy that when europeans got there there was anyone there
01:03:17.120 it's crazy that it wasn't uninhabited but it wasn't people went there found it briefly was
01:03:23.100 just like oh this is a thing okay moved on nobody went back there for quite a while like a generation
01:03:28.840 or quite a few years anyway no one returned europeans returned i mean and then when they did
01:03:33.340 they found that the entire culture that was there and sort of imploded and destroyed itself in
01:03:38.320 various ways and changed their religion and culture in loads of ways because that first
01:03:45.300 landing sort of blew their mind they thought they were the only people in the world they thought
01:03:49.880 their little easter island was the only bit of land in the world they'd lost contact with the
01:03:54.120 rest of the pacific islanders because easter island is that remote they thought they they
01:03:59.160 were the only people in the world and it blew their mind when they realized they weren't and
01:04:05.500 in fact they were way behind in terms of technology and stuff it blew their mind
01:04:10.600 their whole ancestor worship culture seems to have suffered a big hit they started doing some
01:04:18.360 birdman culture thing instead anyway again can't talk about here the story of easter island
01:04:24.100 absolutely absolutely fascinating i love it in fact i need to brush up on it it's been a few
01:04:28.520 years since i brushed up on all the details of it okay all right i'd love to go there myself
01:04:33.880 it's difficult to get to though really difficult you have to basically go to probably go to chile
01:04:38.740 and then charter a plane or something it's expensive and very difficult to get to but
01:04:45.500 I'd love to visit it.
01:04:47.340 All right.
01:04:49.060 Oh, you also say, on this day,
01:04:51.160 was the first abdication of Napoleon.
01:04:53.340 Napoleon I.
01:04:54.560 The Napoleon.
01:04:55.940 Bonaparte.
01:04:56.800 In 1814.
01:04:59.920 Because, of course,
01:05:01.280 we had to make him abdicate twice, didn't we?
01:05:05.800 The first time the Russians get to Paris,
01:05:08.380 he abdicates, we put him on Elba,
01:05:09.740 he escapes from Elba,
01:05:11.520 has another whole campaign, 100 days,
01:05:13.520 eventually defeated at Waterloo.
01:05:15.500 and then sent to Helena, forced to abdicate for a second time,
01:05:18.960 sent to St Helena, where he never escaped from there.
01:05:21.860 All right.
01:05:22.480 Interesting.
01:05:23.080 Thanks, Global Church History.
01:05:24.600 Nearly always, if not always, brilliant Rumble Rant or Superchurch you send in.
01:05:29.200 Really appreciate it.
01:05:30.100 Thank you, sir.
01:05:31.460 Fortean Barber says,
01:05:32.640 Morning, Beau.
01:05:33.360 Hope you had a fantastic weekend.
01:05:34.940 Yeah, it was good.
01:05:35.340 Thank you.
01:05:35.600 It was great.
01:05:36.280 I did until I saw more solar panels on good farmland.
01:05:39.940 I did see
01:05:41.900 I did see we're going to pull out some gas
01:05:46.040 But that's not oil
01:05:47.120 We need that more
01:05:48.580 Okay
01:05:50.880 I mean
01:05:51.540 Yeah, Britain needs to start
01:05:54.240 Drilling baby drill
01:05:56.360 Drill baby drill
01:05:58.220 We need to use the North Sea reserves, don't we?
01:06:01.700 It's obviously
01:06:02.780 Our way out of this
01:06:04.940 Few countries have even got an option
01:06:06.840 To do something like that
01:06:07.980 the fact that we've got that option
01:06:11.140 and aren't doing it
01:06:12.300 is bizarre
01:06:13.860 thanks for the super chat though
01:06:16.680 for Tim Barber
01:06:17.380 Fallen Firebird says
01:06:19.620 well met Bo
01:06:21.580 I've been unable to do much lately
01:06:23.540 because of a muscle tear strain
01:06:25.700 in my shoulder
01:06:26.300 oh sorry to hear that
01:06:27.280 hope you get better soon
01:06:30.020 plenty of rest is all you can do right
01:06:32.020 I've had strains of muscle tears before
01:06:35.040 you've just got to rest it for ages
01:06:36.640 okay it's very demoralizing yeah yeah i know yeah i feel for you i feel for you
01:06:44.500 chin up though chin up you should you should get better you will get better
01:06:47.880 but epox and your other stuff is getting me through it cheers my brother oh cheers
01:06:53.240 if i can help in any small way in any tiny tiny respect great yeah there's tons of epox
01:07:01.120 Hours and hours and hours
01:07:02.240 Couple of hundred
01:07:03.760 Probably over 300 hours
01:07:06.160 Well it will be
01:07:07.200 Over 300 hours
01:07:08.300 Of me talking about history
01:07:09.060 If that helps me
01:07:09.940 In any small way my friend
01:07:11.220 It's my pleasure
01:07:14.180 Just rest
01:07:15.000 There's nothing else you can do
01:07:16.060 Is there
01:07:16.400 For a muscle tear
01:07:17.800 You've just got to let it heal
01:07:20.640 On it's own
01:07:21.180 Okay best of luck
01:07:23.280 Best of luck to you
01:07:24.220 For tea and barber
01:07:26.880 Last rumble rant says
01:07:28.060 Oh I forgot
01:07:29.100 Oh I forgot
01:07:30.840 have you read josephus who wrote briefly about jesus i've read bits of josephus yeah yeah yeah
01:07:37.420 you have to it's ancient because i did ancient history as an undergrad um they're gonna give
01:07:43.900 you passages from josephus that you've got to read yeah if you don't include the gospels
01:07:49.540 as sort of firm history uh some do some don't i mean even the earliest one is it mark is the
01:07:56.080 Earliest gospel, I can't remember, anyway
01:07:58.040 They're all a fair bit after
01:07:59.900 The age of Jesus is supposed to have lived
01:08:01.940 I think the earliest gospel is something like
01:08:03.460 80 years after the age of Jesus
01:08:06.180 And then mostly 100
01:08:07.860 Or more years after
01:08:09.500 So
01:08:10.260 So it's not like the
01:08:12.840 Okay, historians, historiography
01:08:15.500 The study of history itself
01:08:17.680 Say that the gospels
01:08:21.100 Are
01:08:22.480 Slightly shaky as a true historical
01:08:25.680 source others completely disagree with that and say there's just everything in that in them is
01:08:30.840 perfectly accurate okay if you don't include the gospels then what evidence is there of jesus well
01:08:38.220 you've got bits of the odd bit from the romans and you've got josephus
01:08:42.480 so it seems like i'm one of those people i think jesus was a historical figure some people argue
01:08:50.200 he wasn't some people say he's entirely fictional i don't think so i think the preponderance of
01:08:55.180 Evidence is that there
01:08:57.160 Was somebody in Judea
01:08:59.440 At that time
01:09:00.160 Whether it's exactly as described in the Gospels
01:09:03.060 Who knows
01:09:03.920 Some argue he's not real at all
01:09:06.860 I think he almost certainly was
01:09:08.160 But anyway, the historicity
01:09:13.300 Of Jesus, that's a whole thing, that's a whole discipline
01:09:15.240 People arguing over
01:09:17.420 The real
01:09:19.340 Real historical facts of Jesus
01:09:21.340 Nazareth's life
01:09:22.480 One end of the spectrum
01:09:25.160 Everything that's in the Gospels
01:09:26.340 Even though the four Gospels don't agree on everything
01:09:28.040 That's all 100% historical fact
01:09:31.100 And others
01:09:31.980 Jesus is a complete fiction
01:09:33.700 I'm somewhere in between myself
01:09:37.580 But there you go
01:09:38.480 Okay, yeah, Josephus
01:09:39.640 You have to read a bit of Josephus
01:09:41.020 If you're going to be into ancient history
01:09:44.240 Can't avoid it
01:09:45.180 Alright, interesting, interesting to me
01:09:48.120 I'd like to chat to
01:09:49.240 I'm going to do a chat soon
01:09:50.840 With Metatron
01:09:52.900 A great history YouTuber
01:09:54.580 That is going to happen
01:09:56.460 Hopefully, fingers crossed
01:09:57.380 We've been in contact
01:09:58.200 We're working it out
01:09:59.320 I believe he's just welcomed
01:10:01.720 A new baby into the world
01:10:02.980 So obviously that takes priority
01:10:05.760 Over little old me
01:10:06.840 I wouldn't mind discussing
01:10:08.100 Because he's a Christian
01:10:08.860 Italian or Sicilian Christian man
01:10:10.920 And he's talked about
01:10:12.680 The historicity of Jesus before
01:10:14.360 The real, real reality
01:10:16.480 Of the real life
01:10:17.980 Of the historical figure
01:10:19.140 Jesus of Nazareth
01:10:20.220 He's talked about that before
01:10:21.580 I wouldn't mind picking his brain
01:10:22.960 At least for a while about that
01:10:24.540 Like what do you think about this
01:10:25.980 Like what do you think about this passage from Josephus
01:10:28.160 What do you think about this brief mention
01:10:30.360 Somewhere else in Testus or something
01:10:32.020 Or not Testus, I don't think Testus mentions Jesus
01:10:34.500 Anyway, anyway
01:10:35.840 Alright, let's move on, let's move on
01:10:37.480 Chat about the historicity of Christ all day
01:10:40.540 What have we got here
01:10:41.760 It's the Super Chats, YouTube Super Chats
01:10:44.560 We've got
01:10:46.840 We've got
01:10:47.460 Abdullah Shiraj says
01:10:50.500 What does the Talmud say about Jesus?
01:10:54.900 What does the Talmud say about you?
01:11:01.000 Just going to move on from that
01:11:02.360 I don't know what the hell you're going on about there
01:11:04.100 I don't know
01:11:04.500 What are you trying to do?
01:11:06.080 What are you trying to say?
01:11:09.120 Okay
01:11:09.560 Emasonate
01:11:12.580 Emasonate?
01:11:14.680 Emasonite
01:11:15.160 Says
01:11:16.120 on the balancing scales of monarchist versus republican where do you sit
01:11:21.620 rupert spirit animal is cromwell do you see us moving in that direction
01:11:26.200 what i've said before i'll say again i'm a very lukewarm monarchist
01:11:30.800 i like the history and the tradition of our constitutional monarchy i think the the concept
01:11:38.240 and the um the institution of monarchy has served us very well i wouldn't throw the baby out with
01:11:44.060 Bathwater I'm not a Republican although I'm not a strong monarchist I don't like King Charles
01:11:50.940 I'm not I wasn't a big fan of Queen Elizabeth II even you can dislike the actual person of the
01:11:58.160 sovereign but still be a monarchist I'm a very very lukewarm monarchist the fact that commies
01:12:05.840 and socialists hate the monarchy makes me want to preserve it for all time the fact that our
01:12:12.340 our modern constitutional monarchs have very very little power very very little power that sits well
01:12:18.360 with me i like that i don't like the idea of having an absolute monarch an all-powerful king
01:12:22.580 because they may or may not be stupid or mad or something so that's not ideal i do like having a
01:12:29.760 constitutional monarchy i mean if if if there was bows britain if i found myself like complete
01:12:38.560 autocrat of britain and i could just do away with the monarchy if i wanted to i wouldn't i don't
01:12:43.140 think i would but britain did flourish in various ways under cromwell's republic various ways we
01:12:51.920 were made stronger lots of people don't like to accept that lots of people hate cromwell but
01:12:56.620 i don't okay moomin uk love the moomins moomin uk says millions must go yeah aim high vote low
01:13:06.320 millions must go from zoomers to boomers quite right quite right um okay and the last one today
01:13:14.160 only a few super chats today uh fmk says i love your studio bow it reminds me of the goodies
01:13:21.680 good vibes the goodies did i mention bill oddy the other day the goodies there's a blast from
01:13:28.740 plus oh thanks yeah it actually cost quite a lot to make the studio to be perfectly honest this
01:13:33.160 Video wall
01:13:33.820 Cost an absolute bomb
01:13:35.660 Right at the beginning of Lotus Eaters
01:13:38.020 Or right near the beginning of Lotus Eaters
01:13:39.600 Or when we changed studios
01:13:41.840 Remember that woman Carl sued
01:13:46.480 Kayla obviously
01:13:49.200 She tried to sue Carl
01:13:52.520 She said he'd like stolen her content
01:13:55.800 And misused it in some way
01:13:57.260 Failed, she failed
01:13:59.200 It was thrown out of court
01:14:00.100 Because she doesn't know what she's doing or talking about
01:14:03.140 and Cole did some sort of countersuit against her
01:14:06.660 for wrongly bringing a suit against him in the first place
01:14:10.240 and he won that
01:14:11.180 because she didn't have a clue
01:14:15.380 what she was doing or talking about
01:14:16.840 someone had convinced her she could get a bit of money
01:14:19.700 out of some British fascist
01:14:21.900 completely mistaken on every possible level, love
01:14:26.940 Cole won a fair few tens of thousands of pounds out of that
01:14:33.040 pumped it straight back into this video wall basically so thanks akila was it akila hughes
01:14:38.900 is it okay i think that was her name i can't even remember cheers akila you paid for this
01:14:43.540 quite literally quite literally so cheers for that all right all right that's the show that's
01:14:51.500 the last super chat today that's the show it's just ticked 15 minutes past nine british summer
01:14:56.320 time on uh monday the 6th of april in the year of our lord 2026 you've been the glorious band
01:15:02.020 the chosen few
01:15:03.680 my band of brothers and sisters
01:15:05.880 thank you for tuning in
01:15:06.760 without you it's really not a thing
01:15:07.780 is it
01:15:08.440 it's just me chatting
01:15:10.000 into the void
01:15:11.520 if you guys don't turn up and watch it
01:15:13.180 so thank you very much
01:15:14.160 really appreciate it
01:15:14.920 try and make the best of the day ahead
01:15:16.080 it's a bank holiday isn't it
01:15:17.160 so
01:15:17.740 hopefully most of you aren't working
01:15:20.280 some of you will be still won't you
01:15:21.420 but hopefully a lot of you won't be working
01:15:22.940 try and do something valuable with your time
01:15:25.160 if you can
01:15:25.640 you know
01:15:26.100 it's not always easy
01:15:26.880 but if you can
01:15:27.500 it's a bank holiday
01:15:28.240 your time is the most valuable thing you've got
01:15:31.900 Far more valuable than any actual physical possessions you've got
01:15:36.220 Far more valuable
01:15:37.920 Your time, you'll never get it back
01:15:39.320 You'll never get it back
01:15:40.980 It's later than you think
01:15:42.780 Carpe diem, seize the day if you can
01:15:45.540 Okay, with that, I'll see you tomorrow morning
01:15:47.140 Take care