The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 7th September 2026

00:00:00.000 Morning.

00:00:04.000 You alright?

00:00:08.000 Lovely cup of tea, first thing in the morning.

00:00:10.000 First thing on a Monday morning, Monday, Monday.

00:00:14.000 Another week, another chance to put right what once went wrong.

00:00:19.000 Come on wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey, out of bed.

00:00:21.000 Come on sleepyhead, let's go.

00:00:22.000 Let's go, the day's half over.

00:00:24.000 Let's do it. Are you bright and bushy-tailed,

00:00:26.000 rocking and rearing for the day, nay the week ahead?

00:00:28.000 I hope so, hope you had a good weekend and all that stuff, the glorious band, the chosen

00:00:31.620 few, basically the best people on earth, tuning in to the Bo Show live, impeccable taste,

00:00:36.380 if nothing else.

00:00:38.280 As always, I'm joined by my producer, Little Harry, how are you this morning, good sir?

00:00:41.640 Morning, I'm all good.

00:00:43.840 The disembodied voice of the all-powerful, all-knowing, omniscient, omnipresent producer

00:00:48.340 there.

00:00:48.880 Okay, a little bit of housekeeping, a little bit of faff, a little bit of fannying around

00:00:51.820 this morning.

00:00:52.720 Just say, if you watched the Lotus Eaters late night Sunday stream last night.

00:00:58.000 We've rejigged the office a bit.

00:01:01.000 It should look exactly the same to you, or more or less exactly the same.

00:01:03.000 You might notice one or two of the camera angles might be ever so slightly different.

00:01:06.000 The lighting might be ever so slightly different.

00:01:08.000 We'll work it out. It's bugs. We'll work it out. We'll get there.

00:01:11.000 I'm looking out on a completely different room, basically.

00:01:14.000 It's completely different for me.

00:01:15.000 Alright, just that.

00:01:18.000 One other small thing, no poll today.

00:01:20.000 No poll today for technical reasons.

00:01:23.000 Harry says it's something to do with YouTube accounts and logging in

00:01:26.000 logging in and someone else has to log in and that's not been done so there's no poll today

00:01:31.600 sorry for those people that love a poll need their poll need their breakfast with bow poll

00:01:35.920 every morning sorry can only apologize we'll try and well we should almost certainly have it

00:01:40.000 tomorrow going forward one other tiny point on friday or was it thursday i can't remember

00:01:45.280 someone in the chat said something about 150 parts per million co2 in the atmosphere and i just got

00:01:51.200 the wrong end of the stick so whoever that was i certainly can't remember who it was

00:01:55.440 i'm pretty sure i just got the wrong end of the stick later that day someone on twitter said

00:01:59.440 bow they're obviously talking about if it drops below 150 parts per million then that's disastrous

00:02:05.680 as well and as soon as i saw that on twitter i was like oh yeah that's obviously it's almost

00:02:09.440 certainly what they meant yeah and live on there i got the wrong end of the stick so whoever that was

00:02:15.840 apologies it's live isn't it breakfast with bow the bow show locally known as the bow show it is

00:02:22.800 life so i will get the wrong end of the stick occasionally on stuff like that i can only

00:02:27.280 apologize and then try and correct myself afterwards so okay

00:02:33.120 i think that's all the fannying about necessary this morning isn't it i think that i think that's

00:02:37.520 more than enough faffing about isn't it should we just get straight on with it this show's supposed

00:02:42.400 to be all about what is in the legacy corporate lame stream media on any given day the news cycle

00:02:48.640 particularly fleet street particularly the papers the front pages should we just jump straight into

00:02:52.160 that what's that cabal quite frankly evil cabal the fleet street editors trying to beam directly

00:02:57.280 into our brain boxes what are they lying to us about by omission well okay we've got on monday

00:03:05.200 the 9th of september in the available 2026 we've got losing battle to halt russia's hybrid war

00:03:13.200 yeah probably yeah yeah and oh shoot

00:03:15.760 uh just an individual story of a woman that nearly died in a parachute accident but didn't

00:03:22.480 okay afd the afd is the next biggest story let's jump straight to the ft the financial

00:03:28.680 times here we go afd alternative for deutschland that was a bad german accent with it none of my

00:03:36.220 accents are great are they okay far right rise afd surges to germany win they're not really far

00:03:43.040 Right, I would say that. 0.63

00:03:44.080 I would say Germany's not...

00:03:45.160 Oh, sorry, Germany.

00:03:46.180 AFD is not massively far right.

00:03:48.500 I'd put them right of centre.

00:03:50.540 Centrist, just pretty reasonable stuff, really, AFD.

00:03:54.820 Just don't want their country to be annihilated.

00:03:57.480 It's not like they've got truly, truly far right views or anything. 0.99

00:04:02.300 I mean, their leader's a woman that's a lesbian 0.97

00:04:04.120 in a relationship with a foreign person, isn't she? 0.94

00:04:09.120 Somebody yesterday said to me she's Jewish.

00:04:10.780 She's not Jewish.

00:04:11.520 I looked it up.

00:04:12.000 She's Catholic. 0.78

00:04:12.980 Anyway, anyway. 0.94

00:04:15.060 So they're not...

00:04:16.460 Although, I did see a thing about AFD that they were...

00:04:19.420 They wanted to ban...

00:04:20.500 They didn't want to ban all pride stuff, but what was it?

00:04:22.840 I think they wanted to ban pride flags in schools or something like that. 0.80

00:04:27.480 Alright, so AFD is just better than any other realistic alternative in Germany, isn't it? 0.82

00:04:34.700 It's as simple as that.

00:04:35.520 Like National Rally, or like Restore, or Reform.

00:04:38.520 It's not necessarily the be-all and end-all and the perfect fix and everything.

00:04:42.140 none of those go far enough for me personally personally but it's the best you've got you know

00:04:47.180 realistically best you've got so okay good good on them good on them it was there was a like

00:04:53.420 effectively like local lectures or like regional elections i suppose perhaps the rough equivalent

00:05:00.300 in britain would be you know we've got scotland and and northern ireland should be uh wales got

00:05:07.740 their own devolved government it's not really a great parallel but something like that in germany

00:05:12.140 and in like the Saxony region wasn't it it was in the Saxony region they

00:05:19.140 if they surged ahead massively I mean look at that they got 44% and like the

00:05:24.240 ruling party the what they like the Christian Democrats like Mertz's party in

00:05:28.660 that the main establishment party in Germany you would say I suppose did even

00:05:34.840 worse than than expected 18.5% they're expected to break 20 at least so

00:05:41.880 So, AFD, at least in Saxony, I think it was Saxony, did a bit better than expected, and

00:05:51.200 CDU did a bit worse than expected, but one way or another, AFD surging ahead there.

00:05:56.280 Will they be able to actually just formally, completely make a government in that region,

00:06:00.480 just completely on their own?

00:06:02.240 They're saying, no, they've fallen just short.

00:06:04.180 Well, you need 50%, I believe.

00:06:05.660 That's how it worked.

00:06:06.800 There may be one of the smaller parties, a left-leaning party.

00:06:09.500 one of the smaller left-leaning parties

00:06:11.940 which

00:06:12.900 maybe, maybe, there's rumours, there's rumblings

00:06:16.120 oi, there's rumblings

00:06:17.080 that they might break this sort of cordon sanitaire

00:06:19.960 thing, this sort of firewall thing

00:06:22.060 they've got in Germany

00:06:22.820 where they say every other party will gang up

00:06:26.260 and form any coalition necessary

00:06:28.400 to keep AFD out

00:06:29.820 classic isn't it

00:06:32.100 classic lefty

00:06:32.820 classic centrist lefty thing

00:06:35.320 anyone who's a tiny bit patriotic

00:06:38.000 tiniest bit nativist

00:06:39.420 everyone else will gang up against them

00:06:41.360 whether you call it a firewall, cordon sanitaire, whatever it is

00:06:46.260 apparently one of the parties

00:06:48.100 might break, lefty sort of parties

00:06:49.820 might break ranks on that

00:06:51.200 join with AFD in a coalition

00:06:53.440 and boom, job done, over the line

00:06:55.140 maybe, maybe

00:06:57.800 we'll see about that I suppose

00:06:58.960 I believe that's sort of what's being wrangled over

00:07:01.620 at the moment, quite literally as we speak

00:07:04.020 I would have thought

00:07:04.500 so

00:07:06.200 so there's that, alright

00:07:09.140 AFD doing well? Could they form an actual full-blown government? Would that Alice

00:07:17.180 woman, Alice Weedle, could she be the Chancellor of Germany in the next few 0.97

00:07:23.380 years? I actually don't know when the next German full-blown full election is 0.84

00:07:29.500 for their president and stuff. Imagine that though if you got AFD as the

00:07:34.480 government in germany national rally marine le pen as the government in france could be different

00:07:43.360 between them could dish out some sort of death blow to the european union the european project

00:07:52.560 could sort of fatally weaken it and that's the least of it right they could they could actually

00:07:57.920 try and get their countries back a bit at least stop the bleeding that's the first thing right

00:08:02.000 there's one thing about re-migration we all want re-migration not all of us i do most people

00:08:09.180 watching this a lot of us want re-migration but the first thing to do isn't it the very very first

00:08:13.800 thing is to stop the bleeding to stop endless hundreds and hundreds of thousands if not millions 0.96

00:08:18.000 coming here stop that first put a tourniquet on the on the bleeding limb start there got to start

00:08:26.920 there. Okay, good for AFD. I once interviewed Peter Boringer right here on Lotus Eaters at

00:08:34.820 this very desk. Peter Boringer, a senior guy at the AFD. This is about two years ago, maybe

00:08:39.700 three years ago now. Good bloke, completely reasonable, basically like a centrist dad

00:08:47.000 type dude. And that's no shade. I'm not throwing shade at Peter Boringer there. Not remotely.

00:08:51.480 He's a good dude, I'm saying, he's a good dude

00:08:53.120 Germans should be allowed a country 1.00

00:08:57.740 That isn't flooded by foreign people 1.00

00:09:00.320 As a matter of course

00:09:01.300 To the point where their demographics

00:09:03.760 Are utterly ruined for all time 0.94

00:09:05.540 Yes

00:09:06.520 Alright

00:09:08.280 Europe is losing battle to halt

00:09:11.740 Russia's hybrid war, defence officials warn

00:09:14.200 Moscow emboldened by impunity

00:09:16.440 Yep 0.60

00:09:17.820 Call for former NATO deterrence

00:09:20.260 Oh sorry

00:09:20.880 Call for firm and NATO deterrence

00:09:23.500 Weak response risks escalation

00:09:26.120 Who's saying this?

00:09:27.320 Where's this all coming from?

00:09:28.840 Nameless intelligence services type sources

00:09:31.320 Nameless military sources

00:09:33.900 Alright

00:09:34.660 Alright

00:09:36.560 I wonder if they've got a vested interest in

00:09:38.460 Presenting a particular view

00:09:40.220 Who knows

00:09:42.340 It may well all be perfectly true and accurate

00:09:44.240 I mean an element of it probably is

00:09:45.680 An element of it probably is

00:09:46.860 One thing I'll say again

00:09:49.620 with the change of studio the screens we've got the same size screens with the same size font

00:09:55.320 and they're even further away from me only by only to the tune of a couple more foot

00:10:00.040 but I was already struggling right at the limit there's no way I can read like that you can see

00:10:07.400 on the screen can't you how small that writing is there's no way I can read that at like 10 foot

00:10:11.400 away 12 foot away 15 odd foot away there's no way there's no way okay all right uh what else

00:10:19.120 we've got. The Express. It's a good paper. You can read your Express now.

00:10:26.120 I think it's sarcastic, false. That's an animal partridge line. It is complete slop. Globalist

00:10:34.120 subversion. Wearing the skin suit is something that's patriotic and or nativist. It's not. 0.81

00:10:40.120 Government warned we can't just cross our fingers that war never comes. That's true at all times, isn't it?

00:10:48.120 there's some sort of profound change in the human condition, and men, powerful men, ambitious

00:10:56.160 men no longer feel the need to ever go to war. That will always be the case, won't it?

00:11:01.460 Weak Britain, a prime target for Russian sabotage attacks. I mean, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Britain 0.98

00:11:11.900 is weak and the government must act to prevent sabotage attacks that are linked to Russia.

00:11:18.100 experts say yeah i can believe that yeah i don't think despite russia's saber rattling they're

00:11:25.140 actually gonna send fast jets to bomb us or anything but cyber attack stuff oh yeah oh yeah

00:11:30.660 i would have thought so well they already have haven't they a number of times already so

00:11:36.180 it's our it's our computer boffins versus their computer boffins

00:11:41.620 historically we've been quite good on the boffin front haven't we britain

00:11:44.740 But then so have the Rooskies

00:11:47.860 To be fair to them

00:11:48.740 So have the Rooskies 0.75

00:11:49.640 Alright 0.98

00:11:52.180 The Express thinks that's the most important thing

00:11:56.420 So Arsenal beat Chelsea

00:11:58.300 You don't care about football do we?

00:12:00.520 Well I do

00:12:00.940 I mean the vast majority of the gross man

00:12:03.340 The Chosen For You 0.75

00:12:03.840 My band of brothers and sisters

00:12:04.800 You don't care about football

00:12:06.040 Alright the Sun also go with football

00:12:08.480 The Gooners beat Chelsea

00:12:12.240 Chelsea

00:12:14.740 Oh, yeah. Arsenal fans are called Gooners. Yeah. Okay. Exclusive. A skydiver miracle.

00:12:27.700 Oh, shoot. So this is that story. The Sun thinks this is the most important thing in

00:12:31.820 the world. I mean, it's a remarkable story. But is it front page? National front page.

00:12:36.740 So this woman, this woman, she was skydiving. And some other dude, I guess that's a dude.

00:12:43.460 it might be a woman looks like a dude accidentally booted her in the head mid-air at 10 000 feet 0.97

00:12:48.980 or more maybe spinning around who knows who knows i haven't seen the footage 1.00

00:12:53.940 he booted her in the head by accident and by accident knocked her out cold sparked her out

00:13:01.380 she falls 10 000 feet odd her parachute did open though i don't know if she came around just

00:13:05.780 beforehand or what but the story says the little blurb i read this morning her chute did open but

00:13:11.300 But when she was quiet, relatively close to the ground, so she was still coming in fast.

00:13:15.840 She hit a tree.

00:13:17.060 That helped break her fall as well.

00:13:20.280 And she survived.

00:13:21.980 That's it.

00:13:22.580 That's the story.

00:13:23.800 Holly KO'd in mid-air clash with fellow jumper.

00:13:27.560 Free falls for 10,000 feet, hits tree, and still survives. 0.81

00:13:30.580 There you go.

00:13:30.860 That's it.

00:13:31.120 That's all the detail. 1.00

00:13:32.940 Look, she's got crutches there. 1.00

00:13:34.000 Maybe she would still break a leg or a hip or something.

00:13:37.560 She's not dead.

00:13:40.460 All right.

00:13:41.300 interesting mildly interesting story not national news is it it's just not it's just not

00:13:47.900 it's not even close is it i mean as an and finally story it's a bit weak

00:13:54.780 woman nearly died but totally didn't oh all right well let's just move on the independent

00:14:03.420 um the weird little banner opinion pieces things they do in the in the corporate lamestream media

00:14:13.040 that's all one big cabal some woman called charlotte cripps never heard of her i married 0.99

00:14:17.780 my holiday romance in haste at 18 idiot and then i repented at leisure oh god don't care 0.97

00:14:23.900 how is that top of a national newspaper god dang it all right kushner and whitkoff are meeting with 0.99

00:14:31.160 the little weird goblin Zelensky tyrant 0.53

00:14:33.660 who doesn't have elections anymore. 1.00

00:14:37.960 All right.

00:14:39.020 Far right in Germany, set for historic victory.

00:14:42.160 AFD project...

00:14:43.440 Well, the Independent must have gone to print

00:14:45.020 just before the results last night

00:14:46.280 because they're saying it's all predicted.

00:14:48.300 It hasn't happened yet.

00:14:49.180 It has happened yet.

00:14:49.900 Some of the other papers

00:14:50.640 that obviously go to print a bit later

00:14:52.420 actually have the result.

00:14:54.040 But the Independent is saying

00:14:55.280 they're predicted to win 44.5% of the vote

00:14:59.000 in biggest victory yet for far-right pro-Russian party.

00:15:03.580 A seismic moment for post-war Germany. 0.53

00:15:07.280 They're pro-Russian. 0.61

00:15:10.440 They're far-right.

00:15:13.400 They're anti-LGBTQ+.

00:15:15.880 And yet half of Germans, at least, nearly half of Germans, 1.00

00:15:21.660 at least in that part of Germany, happy to vote for them. 0.92

00:15:25.340 Yeah, because we're done with this paradigm. 0.74

00:15:26.880 a lot of white native europeans are done with being gaslit into being sort of or and or guilt 0.98

00:15:36.680 tripped into just allowing themselves to be flooded by foreign rapists and murderers 0.51

00:15:41.620 flooded to the point of demographic replacement yeah we're done with that we tried that didn't 0.86

00:15:47.440 we we tried that for a few decades now it's not working out all that well 0.98

00:15:54.360 It's simply putting women and children in danger 0.93

00:15:58.700 It's simply locking in a future sectarian nightmare 1.00

00:16:02.680 So we're done with that, the independent 1.00

00:16:05.360 Thanks for trying to tell us that they're evil, effectively 1.00

00:16:08.660 Far right, pro-Russian 1.00

00:16:10.040 Thanks for that, not interested

00:16:13.220 Next thing, next thing

00:16:15.880 The times, the venerable times 0.63

00:16:19.020 Germany's hard right

00:16:21.240 Some say far right, some say extreme far right 0.98

00:16:24.060 They're going with hard right. Germany's hard right AFD celebrates biggest election success yet.

00:16:30.700 I wonder if the corporate lamestream media, legacy lamestream media, I wonder if AFD get in, National Rally get in, reform, more, restore or whatever, some sort of nominally right of centre party gets in in Britain.

00:16:47.580 Spain turn it around and get some sort of nationalist-like type government.

00:16:52.360 I wonder if, when most of Europe is governed by nominally right-of-centre parties,

00:16:59.940 will the corporate mainstream media still, across the board,

00:17:03.260 be trying to denigrate them as hard right, far right?

00:17:08.100 I imagine they will.

00:17:11.040 I imagine they will.

00:17:13.700 Just all day, every day.

00:17:14.780 all the governments of Europe nearly

00:17:17.060 from Sweden to Spain

00:17:19.420 from Britain to Bulgaria 1.00

00:17:23.660 they're all far right 0.97

00:17:25.760 all the people in Europe are mad 0.51

00:17:27.760 and wrong headed and Nazi for having 0.98

00:17:29.500 voted in hard right extreme

00:17:31.640 far right parties

00:17:33.020 you see they're out of step aren't they

00:17:37.340 the legacy corporate lamestream media

00:17:38.820 they're out of sync

00:17:41.940 they're not really reading the room are they

00:17:45.440 very very proactively deliberately not reading the room

00:17:49.700 day after day after day aren't they

00:17:51.600 well they're all owned and staffed by and edited by 0.99

00:17:56.300 boomer tards 0.98

00:17:58.600 they just refuse to give up the old paradigm 1.00

00:18:01.440 that anything that isn't left essentially left is evil and bad and far right

00:18:05.780 and we go all right there's a picture of pamela anderson

00:18:09.780 yeah that's pamela anderson 0.95

00:18:11.120 Well, she's not wearing much makeup 1.00

00:18:14.320 And she's knocking 60 1.00

00:18:15.400 I mean, she's

00:18:16.060 What's that, 58 or 59?

00:18:18.880 So

00:18:19.040 Still not bad for her age, I suppose

00:18:21.080 But

00:18:22.240 Looks like a different face, doesn't it, to me?

00:18:25.640 But

00:18:25.760 No shade

00:18:27.340 I'm not throwing any shade

00:18:28.060 I'm just saying

00:18:28.560 That's Pam Randerson 0.98

00:18:30.140 Here you go

00:18:31.700 Okay, this story

00:18:34.600 Just 1% of asylum pleas are genuine

00:18:40.160 says insider yeah I mean how it's taken this long to get a story like that to get on the front page

00:18:48.620 or any real mainstream media yeah the vast majority of these invaders are not genuine asylum seekers

00:18:59.540 yeah yes we've been saying that for a long time so I read this story uh this story says

00:19:09.780 that the invaders, their stories are recycled by claimants

00:19:17.100 and it's a running joke within the Home Office,

00:19:20.380 the departments which supposedly are supposed to grant asylum.

00:19:25.220 They turn up, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people,

00:19:28.560 thousands of them, turn up with the exact same stories

00:19:31.260 to the point where it's obviously a joke.

00:19:33.280 They've obviously just been coached to say a certain thing

00:19:37.420 which should tick all the boxes for the Home Office

00:19:39.640 and just get you through no questions asked or minimal questions asked things like

00:19:45.680 you claim to be an iraqi kurd you might not be an iraqi kurd but you claim to be an iraqi kurd

00:19:52.000 for political reasons this country will look more kind on you if you're an iraqi kurd

00:19:57.040 than if you're just an iraqi or you're just an iranian or you're just a syrian or an armenian

00:20:03.580 say you're a kurd say you're a northern iraqi kurd things will go a lot easier for you and say

00:20:09.420 specific things really specific things and hundreds and hundreds of them all say the same

00:20:12.880 things say the same number you're facing trouble back home just for being alive so you can't send

00:20:19.940 me back that sort of thing apparently one of the ones the pakistanis use specifically pakistanis 0.63

00:20:24.900 is gay that they're gay there's been all sorts of reporting on that before specifically that 0.70

00:20:30.700 before hasn't there in the last few months well according to this story there's one particular 0.88

00:20:38.000 a gay club in london i can't remember what they called it something 800 was it legs 800 or

00:20:44.340 something i'd never heard of it although that's what i would say isn't it i'd never heard of it 0.97

00:20:49.700 apparently some gay club in london called legs something and these pakistanis go there and have

00:20:56.520 a photo taken there like loads of them like hundreds and hundreds apparently have done this

00:21:03.360 and then when the Home Office or whoever asks them,

00:21:07.000 they'll show them a picture of that. 0.91

00:21:08.620 They go, look, that's proof I'm gay. 0.94

00:21:10.360 I was in a gay club one time. 0.89

00:21:13.500 That's going to get clipped, isn't it? 0.75

00:21:16.140 You've got to be careful what you say in the first person. 0.73

00:21:19.140 They say that they are gay because they were in a gay club. 0.93

00:21:24.980 All right. 0.99

00:21:26.560 And then, of course, you can't send them back to Pakistan

00:21:29.940 because they might be, you know, tortured or beaten

00:21:33.180 or just put in prison or whatever,

00:21:34.620 because that's what you get in Pakistan. 1.00

00:21:37.240 So we must stay here forever. 1.00

00:21:41.160 Oh, and bring over our families next as well,

00:21:43.580 our massive families.

00:21:45.260 And loads of them have got health problems

00:21:46.520 and they need access to the NHS and dentists.

00:21:50.840 And on, and on, and on, and on.

00:21:53.960 Loads of them doing it. 1.00

00:21:56.580 They're specifically the Pakistanis. 1.00

00:21:58.240 The Bangladeshis have got a slightly different grift, apparently. 1.00

00:22:01.520 What was it? 1.00

00:22:01.860 Again, to the chains of hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds.

00:22:06.060 What was it? The Bangladeshis... 1.00

00:22:08.960 Oh, I can't remember. They had some different scam. 1.00

00:22:10.820 Some different nonsense scam.

00:22:15.780 Right.

00:22:16.640 And so, in fact, the article said that at best,

00:22:21.640 at best, 1% of asylum pleas are genuine.

00:22:25.340 At best.

00:22:27.420 And that everyone that's worked in the sector,

00:22:30.200 if they're honest with themselves,

00:22:31.860 knows this that the whole thing is one giant fraud machine the whole thing is just one one giant

00:22:39.080 farce yeah yeah we know thanks for blowing the whistle though again it's somehow getting it on

00:22:46.200 the front page of the times the venerable times but yeah yeah we know yeah everyone's been honest

00:22:52.080 with themselves for a long time as we know this we know this but good that it's breaking through

00:22:57.500 You know, maybe a few normies will see this

00:23:00.700 And it's the first they've ever heard of it

00:23:02.520 And they're less likely to vote

00:23:05.780 Lib Dem or Green now

00:23:07.700 Or Labour

00:23:08.580 So, okay

00:23:13.040 Alright, where else we got?

00:23:15.720 The Mail

00:23:16.140 Something about menopause supplements

00:23:19.280 Don't care

00:23:19.880 Sorry, you know

00:23:20.920 Not what this show is about

00:23:23.760 Mahmood, Shabana Mahmood 0.74

00:23:25.440 The Pakistani woman 1.00

00:23:26.360 bizarrely perversely finds herself 1.00

00:23:28.380 lapping as the Home Secretary.

00:23:31.560 Vowed crackdown

00:23:32.560 but nearly a year on she hasn't

00:23:34.480 acted. 0.54

00:23:36.060 Yeah, because that's what they do. That's the MO.

00:23:38.640 Every time. Yeah, don't be surprised.

00:23:41.340 Headline says, Labour 0.99

00:23:42.320 chickens out on curbing migrant

00:23:44.600 rights. Yeah. 0.62

00:23:47.160 Because that's what they do.

00:23:48.460 That's what they've always done. That's what the Tories

00:23:50.380 did for 14 straight years. Are we going to

00:23:52.400 get tough on it? Yeah, we're going to cap migration at

00:23:54.240 10,000. Then they don't.

00:23:56.360 We're going to stop the boats. Rishi's whole slogan for government, stop the boats.

00:24:01.360 Didn't stop one boat.

00:24:03.360 Yeah, Labour, Mahmood, Mahmood.

00:24:06.360 Oh, we're going to make it a lot more tough for migrants. 0.99

00:24:10.360 We're going to make it less appealing for migrants. 0.50

00:24:12.360 We're going to restrict their rights in various ways. 0.98

00:24:14.360 We're going to make it harder for them to get citizenship, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. 0.98

00:24:19.360 We're waiting.

00:24:21.360 Yeah, no, just not doing it. Just not doing it.

00:24:26.360 Yeah, throw out a bit of red meat and then just not do anything. 0.94

00:24:31.860 Yeah. 0.99

00:24:34.040 And repeat for decades.

00:24:36.660 Alright.

00:24:37.600 Yeah, we get it, we see.

00:24:42.080 It's not that complicated, is it?

00:24:45.520 It's not that Machiavellian.

00:24:48.160 Difficult to unravel that, is it?

00:24:53.800 Alright, that cup of tea's done.

00:24:56.360 Let me revert to my backup water.

00:24:58.980 It's water in this one, not a second cup of tea.

00:25:03.500 Right.

00:25:04.700 Righty-ho, where else have we got?

00:25:05.780 J.K. Rowling.

00:25:06.400 Something about J.K. Rowling.

00:25:08.220 J.K. Rowling and the magically vanishing super yacht name.

00:25:11.460 Oh, yeah, barely news.

00:25:13.060 Seems J.K. Rowling's got a yacht.

00:25:16.780 And she's, like, changed the name on it, or had the name wiped off the side of it.

00:25:20.220 That's it, so...

00:25:26.360 I've always said, even if I had billions, if I had Bill Gates money, if I had Elon money,

00:25:31.360 I don't think I'd buy a yacht. Still don't think I'd buy a yacht.

00:25:34.360 Even if I could pay for it with the interest on my billions, I still wouldn't, I don't think.

00:25:41.360 If I want to go on a yachting holiday, I'll just charter one.

00:25:44.360 That's just me. That's just me. Okay.

00:25:47.360 The Guardian. Ugh.

00:25:49.360 Just staying cam

00:25:54.360 No, no, get it, Harry, that one, that one, the other one

00:25:59.360 Boom

00:26:01.360 Teething problems in the new office

00:26:05.360 The Guardian, ooh, gross

00:26:08.360 Gross

00:26:16.960 The Guardian, alright, The Guardian 1.00

00:26:18.460 Gross, absolutely disgusting, sickening, sickening perversion 1.00

00:26:22.460 Globalist slop, anti-British, anti-white 1.00

00:26:27.460 Revolting 0.94

00:26:29.960 What do they say for us here?

00:26:30.960 Families scrambled to secure SEND plans ahead of ministers' reforms

00:26:34.460 SEND is, you know, for special needs kids

00:26:38.360 and it's jumped like 100% in one year or something.

00:26:43.480 It was odd, actually. I did read this article.

00:26:45.600 Some of the numbers don't seem to add up.

00:26:47.320 Like, at one point, they say that last year and this year,

00:26:50.160 the numbers both jumped by 11%.

00:26:52.440 Then in the same article, they say that one year ago,

00:26:56.280 it was one in 20 schoolchildren require sort of send.

00:27:01.820 That already seems crazily high to me.

00:27:04.440 Crazily high.

00:27:05.420 When I was in school, primary school,

00:27:07.260 there was one kid in the whole school that was like you know truly special needs proper not just

00:27:13.400 a little bit autistic not just a little bit adhd there's probably loads of those but i truly truly

00:27:18.220 needed specialist there's one kid in the whole school not the whole year the whole school

00:27:21.840 and then in my secondary school obviously bigger it's going to be a lot bigger than a primary

00:27:25.420 school isn't it there was like i'm not sure i don't think there was any in my year and there's

00:27:30.240 like one or two in the whole school not one in 20 so anyway anyway since then since last year

00:27:35.920 It's jumped to 1 in 10.

00:27:39.100 1 in 10.

00:27:42.780 Is it being over-diagnosed?

00:27:46.920 The ministers are going to change, the government's going to change the rules around it a bit.

00:27:51.280 And families are scrambling to get in before it changes.

00:27:53.860 What might have changed? 1.00

00:27:55.540 Is it loads and loads of inbred Muslim kids? 1.00

00:27:58.420 Let's be painfully honest. 1.00

00:28:00.960 Let's be painfully honest.

00:28:02.560 What has changed since I was in school in the 80s and 90s?

00:28:04.940 What might have changed to make an explosion of special needs kids between then and now? 1.00

00:28:15.340 Is it the crazy amount of inbreeding, first-coming marriages within the Muslim community 1.00

00:28:21.180 and that loads of their kids as a result of special needs, loads, is that one element of it? 0.99

00:28:29.240 Is it that some children are being over-diagnosed?

00:28:34.940 Now apparently one in ten of our children

00:28:39.920 Are special needs

00:28:41.080 Are they

00:28:42.300 Are they really

00:28:43.820 Alright

00:28:47.200 The Guardian

00:28:49.380 Far right AFD wins German poll

00:28:51.680 They're scared aren't they

00:28:54.020 The Guardian

00:28:54.640 The Guardian

00:28:56.880 The general trend across Europe

00:28:58.780 Across the Anglosphere

00:28:59.900 Towards the right

00:29:01.000 The general trend rightward 0.99

00:29:04.940 There you go, that's the Alice woman, that's the guy I think that will be in power if they 1.00

00:29:12.500 can make the coalition work in the Saxony region.

00:29:16.420 Okay the telegraph, the Daily Telegraph, there's Pammy again, 60 year old Pammy, or

00:29:20.140 nearly 60 year old Pammy, not bad, minimal makeup, fair enough, fair enough, she's living

00:29:31.380 life like it's golden i don't know anything about pammy's life okay well she's got hepatitis

00:29:37.780 didn't she get didn't she get like hepatitis off of tommy lee

00:29:47.300 you don't get better from that do you it's one of those things you just have for all time

00:29:52.420 okay i'd say get well soon pammy but you just don't get well from it do you

00:29:57.300 can't remember which type was it the bad one hep b is the really bad one that sort of definitely

00:30:02.380 kills you isn't it i'm not sure if it was that one anyway that's what you get if you get into

00:30:08.280 a relationship with disease riddled drummer okay enough about pammy scrap the triple lock

00:30:17.860 businesses tell healy call comes as chancellor prepares to outline economic vision in his first

00:30:23.620 major speech. I think it's today, apologies if I got the details slightly wrong, I think

00:30:27.560 it might be today that the Chancellor is doing his speech. It's not the full budget, is it?

00:30:35.860 Anyway, it wasn't just any old people, say, ask for calling for the scrap the triple lock,

00:30:43.200 it was the British Chamber of Commerce, right, so, yeah, who represent, like, millions of

00:30:49.480 workers, 7.4 million workers. They say, they're saying that, well, they're actually speaking

00:31:00.220 some sense. This country needs to save, start saving billions of pounds. It needs to have

00:31:09.260 done that yesterday, you know. The biggest things, the biggest things by far is the welfare

00:31:16.200 system the NHS and pensions that's not nice for any of those things to be cut is it well for me 1.00

00:31:26.120 I'd happily cut the welfare system in order to make loads of foreign people go home so that I 1.00

00:31:34.620 wouldn't lose a wink of sleep over but you know pensions and the NHS you don't want anyone to be 1.00

00:31:40.020 in more pain and misery than they otherwise necessarily need be of course anyway politically

00:31:45.580 politically cutting the nhs welfare and pensions is not good is it for for the politicians

00:31:54.080 they're gonna lose support and votes if they do any of that and yet and yet we talked about it

00:31:59.680 last week didn't we and dan tub did a good video on it and it's not new anyway and yet it's what's

00:32:04.400 required. You're going to have to cut spending. Can't really print tons more money, quantitative

00:32:10.760 easing. Can't squeeze the gilt market any much more. That's starting to crack and break,

00:32:19.360 isn't it? The pips are going squeak a bit on the bond markets. Can't print tons more

00:32:25.120 money. Can't tax people much more. Well, you can. It's a bell curve, so you're actually

00:32:28.560 getting less money. So what's left? What's left? What else is there? Stop spending.

00:32:34.400 stop spending insane amount well the British Chamber of Commerce says scrap

00:32:41.240 the triple lock it's just too much it's just too expensive now it's not fair is

00:32:46.340 it on people that have paid into it their whole time they're paid into it

00:32:49.340 their whole life and then at the last moment they get the rug pulled out from

00:32:53.240 under them by the government oh and it's gone and your pension is gone it won't

00:32:57.020 be entirely gone it will just be less than you thought you would get at this

00:33:00.460 point i mean younger people probably people of my age i fully expect to have zero state pension

00:33:05.780 once i'm i'm eligible for it if i live that long i am a smoker and probably by that time you'll

00:33:12.660 have to be 80 before you're allowed any money out of it i don't expect i honestly genuinely 0.99

00:33:17.760 i'm not counting on a single penny from a state pension and that's for zoomers almost certainly

00:33:24.660 not i would have thought not i don't want to be a doomer about it just being realistic i doubt

00:33:28.260 not Zoomers will get, see any money out of a state pension. 0.99

00:33:34.300 So the current crop of boomers always moan, there's any even a question about the triple 0.99

00:33:38.600 lock. 1.00

00:33:39.600 It's like, yeah, I mean, you're not the only ones, you're still going to get a pension

00:33:43.880 at least, state pension, at least.

00:33:46.000 It might not be the absolute best version of it, I don't know, there's something bigger

00:33:51.200 at play here than your pension, state pension, there's something bigger at play here.

00:33:55.360 entire country, the economy of this country is at stake. There you go, I've got some sympathy.

00:34:02.360 I have. No, it's not fair. It's not fair. Then that's what leftist economic theories

00:34:09.980 don't. That's what Keynesianism leads to. That you can spend your way out of economic

00:34:17.040 problems. You can print money your way out of economic problems. Nonsense. Absolute

00:34:23.120 nonsense always was okay as the immigrant AFD hails historic win in 1.00

00:34:28.020 German state okay we've done that haven't we prescribe exercise to a 0.96

00:34:33.000 prostate cancer patient study finds it's not as bad as it sounds it's not

00:34:37.460 instead of actual medicine and care it's whilst you're on it's whilst whilst

00:34:43.640 you're going through the process of actual care also do exercise it's saying

00:34:48.920 so again the headline is a bit more a little bit misleading a little bit more sensationalist than

00:34:54.180 the actual thing khan sadiq khan muhammad sadiq khan not to be confused with the 77 bomber but

00:35:02.220 the mayor of london bizarrely his green targets will strangle growth yeah yeah green targets

00:35:09.140 strangle growth yes we know we know this british museum told reparations talks the british museum

00:35:16.240 so captured, so unbelievably captured

00:35:20.940 by our racial, ethnic and tribal enemies

00:35:24.380 George Osborne's sitting at the top of that

00:35:27.060 don't ask about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein

00:35:29.400 and the 5th Baron Rothschilds and Ehud Barak

00:35:31.320 and Peter Manson, don't ask about that

00:35:33.860 but he is the head of the British Museum effectively

00:35:37.840 and he is super woke and subversive now

00:35:42.200 which is a shame because I love the British Museum

00:35:45.480 what the British Museum is

00:35:47.500 it's like some sort of

00:35:49.640 cathedral to history

00:35:50.980 I love it

00:35:52.420 but it is now subversive

00:35:55.420 when they put on different shows, different

00:35:57.060 exhibitions, very often

00:35:59.580 lectures, series, all sorts of things

00:36:01.520 very very often it's just 0.64

00:36:02.940 the pure anti-western, anti-white, anti-British

00:36:05.660 the whole nine yards, all those stuff

00:36:07.560 well now look yeah, now they're going to hold talks

00:36:09.600 with people from the Caribbean

00:36:11.260 basically I think it is about 1.00

00:36:12.960 just giving back all their trinkets

00:36:15.720 we've got in the British Museum.

00:36:17.480 Yeah, fine, do it.

00:36:18.840 Yeah, I've always thought that.

00:36:20.480 You go in the British Museum

00:36:21.520 and there's like the famous,

00:36:23.160 the great sort of Egyptian galleries,

00:36:24.900 the Greek and Roman galleries,

00:36:27.240 Anglo-Saxon galleries,

00:36:28.700 brilliant stuff, amazing stuff.

00:36:30.160 And then there's a few other galleries

00:36:31.240 that no one really goes into,

00:36:33.120 like medieval Japan.

00:36:34.920 It's not just not good, 1.00

00:36:35.960 just people don't,

00:36:36.780 they're not far less interested in that.

00:36:38.680 There's a whole room about like

00:36:39.920 sub-Saharan Africa,

00:36:40.900 about like the Benin

00:36:42.960 There's a few trinkets from Benin

00:36:45.460 No one's interested

00:36:47.780 No one really is interested in that

00:36:48.940 Goes in there

00:36:49.360 Cares about that really

00:36:50.340 Again they're not really treasures

00:36:51.940 They're like trinkets

00:36:54.560 And they want them back 1.00

00:36:55.660 Or the Caribbean people want some of their things back 1.00

00:36:59.540 That we were either given 0.91

00:37:01.880 Or bought legitimately

00:37:04.040 It's stolen

00:37:05.020 Not stolen

00:37:06.260 I don't think they're stolen 0.98

00:37:08.060 Even the Elgin Marbles

00:37:10.580 were legitimately taken from the Turkish overlords of Greece at that time. 0.56

00:37:17.180 Anyway, give them back. 0.70

00:37:19.980 Yes, don't care.

00:37:20.720 Yeah, have them.

00:37:22.180 Have your bit of tat back.

00:37:23.920 Yeah, it's fine.

00:37:26.320 Problem is, though, it sets a precedent, though, doesn't it?

00:37:29.400 So what are we going to have?

00:37:30.560 I mean, take it to its logical conclusion.

00:37:32.460 Every museum and gallery in the whole world

00:37:34.960 can only exhibit things that were created in that country

00:37:39.700 by the indigenous people of that country, 0.94

00:37:41.620 only, ever, in the whole world. 1.00

00:37:42.820 Is that the path we're going down now?

00:37:47.420 I guess it is. I guess that's what they would want.

00:37:51.040 If you ever want to see a Roman artefact,

00:37:54.120 you have to go to Italy. 0.55

00:37:55.780 Is that right?

00:37:56.660 If you ever want to see an Egyptian artefact, 0.99

00:37:58.720 you have to go to Egypt. 0.96

00:38:01.840 Is that what we're talking about? 1.00

00:38:03.760 If you live in a foreign country

00:38:05.040 and you want to see an Anglo-Saxon sword,

00:38:07.520 piece of archaeology dug out of the ground

00:38:08.920 that's anglo-saxon you could only ever see that with your own two eyeballs if you came to britain

00:38:16.520 well that's the logical conclusion of all of this is it 0.86

00:38:22.600 or the wokists and progressives could just get over themselves and be told no 0.92

00:38:30.360 do that don't we all right the mirror the mirror which is basically a mouthpiece

00:38:35.000 propaganda mouthpiece for the labor party at this point

00:38:38.920 Their reform derangement syndrome off the charts.

00:38:41.960 Oh, they've decided not to go for something about reform for once.

00:38:45.960 For once.

00:38:48.320 Toll of abuse and violence.

00:38:50.180 A&E heroes under attack.

00:38:52.560 Survey reveals staff face daily threats from people they are trying to help.

00:38:57.740 Hmm.

00:38:58.980 That never used to be the case all that much.

00:39:01.560 I remember when I was young.

00:39:03.200 Wasn't much of a thing.

00:39:05.280 the ambulance staff and the actual doctors and nurses in the hospitals are like regularly abused 0.50

00:39:11.860 and are assaulted what changed what happened why has well just the native british white people

00:39:19.260 just become way more abusive towards hospital staff over the last 15 20 years hmm it says

00:39:26.500 shattered a and e staff are under attack on a daily basis with uh workers kicked punched

00:39:34.000 and racially abused

00:39:36.140 as they tried to save lives.

00:39:38.000 Ah, right.

00:39:39.180 Get it.

00:39:39.620 Okay, I get it.

00:39:41.300 Oh, I see.

00:39:43.520 Racially abused, right. 1.00

00:39:46.660 Is that native white people 0.98

00:39:48.020 racially abusing 0.93

00:39:49.100 the black and brown workers at A&E? 0.92

00:39:51.820 Is that what it is? 1.00

00:39:53.340 Doubt it.

00:39:56.440 Doubt it.

00:40:01.000 Is it the other way around? 1.00

00:40:02.520 Is it black and brown people, 0.73

00:40:03.540 foreign people from different cultures, different civilizations, coming here and then for whatever 1.00

00:40:12.220 reason deciding to abuse and assault A&E heroes. Is that what it is? It is what it is, isn't 1.00

00:40:20.480 it? Racially abused. More safer legal routes, if anything, though. That's what we're told,

00:40:28.360 don't we the vast majority of parliamentarians the vast majority of them a few of the reform

00:40:34.000 MPs that wouldn't say that one or two Tories that wouldn't say that but most of them just

00:40:38.400 talking about more safe and legal routes if anything certainly can't have re-migration

00:40:42.480 and even the idea of a cap even the idea of putting a tourniquet on on the bleeding

00:40:48.900 in terms of immigration just even that no no there's to be a far-right fantasy you have to

00:40:56.140 be a bigot a Nazi to talk like that. More safe and legal routes, if anything.

00:41:03.140 Don't worry about the pressure on the schools, on housing, on the NHS, on the prisons, on everything.

00:41:10.140 On the welfare state. Don't worry about any of that. Just more safe and legal routes.

00:41:13.140 Britain is now just an overflow car park for the human detritus of the whole world now. 0.99

00:41:18.140 More safe and legal routes. They're mad, aren't they? Mad. 0.99

00:41:21.140 And they think that paradigm will last forever.

00:41:26.140 Look what's going on in Dover and Portsmouth.

00:41:28.520 We haven't even talked about that yet today, have we?

00:41:31.100 It's already 22.

00:41:31.880 Okay.

00:41:32.400 The Metro.

00:41:33.120 Ooh.

00:41:36.640 The Metro.

00:41:38.540 Eww. 0.99

00:41:40.780 Disgusting. 1.00

00:41:41.580 Disgusting. 1.00

00:41:42.140 Like a crushed slug. 1.00

00:41:44.240 Stomach churning.

00:41:45.780 The Metro.

00:41:47.200 Faraj accused...

00:41:47.840 Okay, they've got a bit of reform derangement here.

00:41:50.700 Faraj accused over conference chaos.

00:41:54.360 I was reform attack victim.

00:41:55.980 gutted oh well reform had their conference made part of their conference over the weekend didn't

00:42:01.360 they a number of mildly interesting things politically came out of it but i suppose one

00:42:06.420 of the main things was there was more than one woman some weird progressive lefty leftoid

00:42:12.000 outgroup loving freak of a woman stood up more than one of them stood up and tried to heckle or

00:42:19.740 did heckle and the people around them just the people that randomly were near them just sort of

00:42:29.680 did well there's footage you can see for yourself and did assault them basically i just grabbed

00:42:34.820 them grab their hair bundle them out as quickly as possible a mild assault a mild assault

00:42:40.980 well don't heckle at a conference then if you don't want to be bundled out of an auditorium

00:42:49.300 don't heckle at a political rally

00:42:51.680 oh they pulled my hair

00:42:55.820 oh well

00:42:56.880 yeah that's bad yeah

00:42:59.540 maybe the people that did that might

00:43:01.440 be asked a few questions by the police

00:43:03.360 maybe maybe not oh well

00:43:05.280 you know what would be the other way around

00:43:08.940 if like the socialist workers party

00:43:11.180 say got big and had a

00:43:13.300 massive conference where there's thousands and thousands of people

00:43:15.560 and some

00:43:17.140 restore or reform or Tory stood up going bloody communists you know what would happen to you 0.79

00:43:24.460 there yeah you'd be lucky to get away with a few scratches and a hair pull

00:43:29.760 sorry no sympathy no sympathy personally all right the eye paper Farage rivals circle after

00:43:43.280 reforms difficult week do they do they all right i think nigel at least for now has got that party

00:43:50.160 on lockdown unless he personally gets scandaled into oblivion which may or may not happen 0.81

00:43:54.160 we still don't know like zia or uh ties or generic they're not toppling nigel anytime soon

00:44:04.720 okay all right blanket david blanket anyone remember david blanket from yesteryear from

00:44:09.440 the blair years or was in government during the brown years as well golden brown texture like sun

00:44:14.000 um he's blind isn't he anyone didn't know he's a blind man he was home secretary remarkably

00:44:20.400 i would have thought it might have been one of the prerequisites to be home secretary

00:44:24.240 is that you're able to see things but apparently not 0.56

00:44:30.080 apparently not i'm not having a pop up blind people by the way there was not

00:44:34.320 not needlessly dunking on blind people i'm just saying just saying i you would have thought

00:44:39.440 Because you only have so much described to you

00:44:43.240 Anyway, David Blunkett's blind

00:44:46.680 And he says to Burnham

00:44:50.240 Find the money to fund end-of-life care

00:44:52.860 You know, it was one of the things Burnham said he was going to do as a priority, wasn't he?

00:44:57.560 Palliative care, end-of-life care, hospices, all that sort of thing

00:45:02.640 It was one of his first pledges, wasn't it?

00:45:06.280 He was talking about that

00:45:06.980 He was talking about ending homelessness by Christmas

00:45:08.920 all homelessness is going to be ended by christmas manchester style he was saying

00:45:13.400 these are some of the first things he was saying before he was even really in number 10

00:45:17.380 but now it is now apparently now it's requiring 300 mps including the gravitas of mr blunkett

00:45:25.640 to remind the prime minister of that let's read the blurb real quick lord blunkett a key ally of

00:45:33.360 the Prime Minister, has joined almost 300 PMs and peers in a call to boost funding for

00:45:39.880 hospices, which are facing a £745 million gap. Relatives say their loved ones are being

00:45:47.080 left to die in hospital corridors and busy, impersonal wards as a result of financial

00:45:53.140 crisis engulfing end-of-life provision. Blunkett, who wants Andy Burnham to provide

00:45:58.340 to provide half the funding for hospices

00:46:01.500 is calling for action before Parliament debates

00:46:05.320 assisted dying legislation again.

00:46:10.300 This will bring about fairness and much needed stability

00:46:14.840 and a recognition of the critical role hospices play

00:46:18.780 in England and Wales, the Labour grandee says.

00:46:21.880 The Chancellor John Healy will insist the economy

00:46:24.020 is, quote, turning a corner, quote.

00:46:25.840 It's turning a corner

00:46:28.620 In a wrong turn

00:46:31.360 Turning a corner downwards

00:46:33.180 Or something, yeah, it's turning a corner

00:46:34.840 Is it John?

00:46:36.920 He will insist it's turning a corner today

00:46:38.520 As he seeks to claim market jitters

00:46:40.800 But economists are warning that

00:46:43.000 Tax rises or spending cuts

00:46:44.940 Are increasingly likely in the budget

00:46:46.440 Can you imagine

00:46:49.340 John Healy and his team of spin doctors

00:46:51.740 Over at the Treasury and or the Cabinet Office

00:46:53.580 Or whatever it is

00:46:54.420 Got a team of political advisors

00:46:56.380 What are we going to say

00:46:57.820 What's the line

00:46:58.460 What's the party line

00:46:59.260 What's the thing

00:47:00.360 We're going to put out there

00:47:02.060 As sort of a sound bite

00:47:03.020 Let's throw around some ideas

00:47:05.420 What if we say

00:47:06.720 That the economy is

00:47:07.960 Turning a corner

00:47:09.860 We won't specify exactly

00:47:11.320 What that really means

00:47:12.760 Or whether it's a good corner

00:47:14.720 To turn

00:47:15.220 Or anything like that

00:47:15.840 But it's just

00:47:16.580 Turning a corner

00:47:17.560 John Healy

00:47:20.880 As the Secretary of State

00:47:22.080 Or one of his senior people

00:47:23.700 Just go yes

00:47:24.280 yes turning a corner we like that let's do a little bit of research to see how well that plays

00:47:30.840 turning a corner okay it seems like that might play well let's do it that's how cynical government

00:47:37.840 is now is that i'm sure something like that played out that's how it works turning a corner

00:47:44.840 is it is it these they're psychos aren't they they're psychos we're facing a terrible terrible

00:47:54.140 existential problem in terms of the economy and they say we're turning a corner trying to suggest

00:48:02.760 that it's it's all good from here on or likely to be slightly better from here on it's not it won't

00:48:08.820 be unless they massively cut spending massively okay the star what sloppy joe are they serving

00:48:20.740 Up for us today in the star

00:48:22.020 Sloppy Joe

00:48:23.940 Ladling onto our plate today

00:48:26.460 Slapping in our face

00:48:27.980 Lone Wolf danger warning for Harry

00:48:30.740 And Meghan

00:48:31.140 Harry and Meg school attack fears

00:48:34.540 Security worries for kids Archie

00:48:36.680 And Lilibet, I mean nothing's happened yet

00:48:38.720 Who knows, maybe their fears are legit

00:48:42.480 I'm not going to say it's not

00:48:43.720 But, I mean

00:48:50.740 You can go back to America if you want to, though.

00:48:54.760 Seemed to be all good in California, didn't you? 0.84

00:48:58.480 You can bugger off back to California if you're that worried.

00:49:02.880 Or just pay for it yourself. 0.73

00:49:04.780 Aren't you a member of an ultra, ultra rich family?

00:49:10.660 But you want the state to pay for this.

00:49:13.220 You want the taxpayer to pay for this.

00:49:14.980 Look, I don't want your kids to be in danger.

00:49:16.680 To be honest, that would be psycho.

00:49:20.040 Right?

00:49:20.740 Little Archie and Little Lilibet should be able to go around in school completely free from any sort of shadow of danger.

00:49:28.240 Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:49:29.840 And that's probably going to cost a few mil a year to make sure that's the case.

00:49:34.780 OK.

00:49:37.260 Sorry, isn't your dad and brother both insanely rich?

00:49:40.240 Loads of members of your family. 0.81

00:49:41.920 Insanely rich.

00:49:43.280 A few mil a year.

00:49:44.280 They can cover that.

00:49:47.560 Can't you ask your best mate, Elton John?

00:49:49.540 Or probably a number of mates

00:49:51.700 Can't you ask Beckham to chip in?

00:49:54.140 I mean you've got tons of

00:49:55.000 Why do they need

00:49:58.040 Why are they insisting that 1.00

00:49:59.000 The muggins over here 1.00

00:50:00.940 The British taxpayer pays for it 0.97

00:50:03.220 Again 1.00

00:50:04.680 I don't want little arching little lily bet to be in danger

00:50:07.320 I genuinely don't 0.69

00:50:08.380 But you pay for it

00:50:10.560 It's your problem

00:50:11.440 It's a real problem, sure

00:50:14.280 You pay for it though

00:50:15.320 They try and rinse us 0.99

00:50:18.940 for every last penny they can get parasites parasites all right that's the increasingly 0.82

00:50:24.840 absurd and frustrating front pages for the corporate lamestream media all right we haven't 0.79

00:50:30.180 got a poll today price of crude ticking up though look price of brent getting close to that 100

00:50:35.780 the big 100 the big hundo 90 over 97 and a half dollars for a barrel of brent right now

00:50:43.100 west texas just shy of 93 dollars a barrel

00:50:47.220 will mr hegseth mr rubio and mr trump pretend that there's no war going on in persia for a

00:50:55.700 week or two in order for that price to come back down again all right here we go let's talk about

00:51:05.940 something interesting you might saw over the weekend down in dover it was what's it called

00:51:12.100 the patriot platform is something to do danny tomo uh organized some sort of rally march protest

00:51:19.620 peaceful one peaceful one i mean they're all dressed in black like a anti-far black block

00:51:24.020 covering their faces with balaclavas but it was peaceful wasn't it was it though it was peaceful

00:51:29.060 they weren't turning over any cars they weren't burning anything they weren't assaulting anyone

00:51:33.780 so it's peaceful strong rupert lowe came out and called them brave patriots i think

00:51:39.220 and paraphrase paraphrase slightly um yeah the government burnham and farraj came out

00:51:47.220 and said it was like disgusting and various things again paraphrasing disgusting terrible

00:51:52.260 is it why it was peaceful what's the problem we're being invaded by barbarians we're being 0.96

00:51:58.020 invaded by rapists and murderers and it was a peaceful protest what's the problem

00:52:04.180 well you didn't like the fact they were covering their faces well it's only prudent isn't it

00:52:07.860 Because the police will film anything like that, and then you get a knock on the door.

00:52:12.400 What's the problem? It was peaceful, wasn't it?

00:52:15.820 Okay, alright.

00:52:17.920 But then also down in Portsmouth, just last night.

00:52:20.340 Just last night.

00:52:22.140 Again, because they towed some boat there with 140-odd migrants on it.

00:52:27.280 So yeah, government condemns thuggish behaviour in Portsmouth.

00:52:30.880 Is it thuggish? I mean, I haven't seen any footage.

00:52:32.440 To be fair, I haven't seen any footage in the last 12 hours or more.

00:52:36.800 I've been in bed.

00:52:37.860 So I don't know if there was actually any physical disturbance

00:52:42.320 Or if there was any actual thuggish behaviour

00:52:44.120 But at least from what I saw last night

00:52:46.080 It seemed just peaceful

00:52:50.000 I might be wrong

00:52:51.140 Actually I should reserve judgement

00:52:53.120 Because there may well have been something overnight that I haven't seen

00:52:55.840 So alright

00:52:56.960 But nonetheless

00:52:57.720 The broader point is

00:53:00.280 How long can the establishment, the globalists

00:53:04.580 Expect normal people

00:53:06.260 To put up with being invaded 0.87

00:53:08.440 By rapists and murderers

00:53:10.540 And the state and the police

00:53:11.900 Facilitate the rapists and the murderers

00:53:14.240 Not protecting us

00:53:16.020 How long do they think that will go on for?

00:53:22.360 Can't go on forever, will it?

00:53:24.200 It's human nature, isn't it?

00:53:26.120 When you actually fear for your safety

00:53:27.760 And the safety of your kids

00:53:28.940 Quite literally and exactly

00:53:30.740 How long do they think normal people

00:53:33.880 Will just do nothing

00:53:35.000 Say nothing

00:53:36.180 Quick look at the chat

00:53:45.440 It has been entirely peaceful 1.00

00:53:47.720 And there was nothing Turkish about it 1.00

00:53:49.280 Okay, I mean, that's sort of what I expected 1.00

00:53:51.800 Yeah, look, these

00:53:52.660 I'm not seeing anything

00:53:53.980 Like I said, it looks entirely peaceful

00:53:55.500 It looks very, very calm

00:53:56.640 It looks more calm than a football crowd

00:54:00.360 alright

00:54:04.360 well Rupert and Restore came out and said they were proud of the

00:54:07.700 of the patriots, brave patriots

00:54:10.220 there you go

00:54:13.900 alright, look the mainstream media going a bit spaz about it

00:54:18.140 native white British men are actually doing something

00:54:22.320 migrant protest chaos 1.00

00:54:27.420 Is it more or less chaotic than having our towns flooded with foreign beast men? 1.00

00:54:32.220 Is it more or less chaotic than that? 1.00

00:54:36.800 I would ask.

00:54:38.500 All the main websites.

00:54:42.520 Oh no.

00:54:44.700 Some men turned up somewhere.

00:54:47.400 Okay, look, it's all the main ones today.

00:54:50.760 Put legacy lamestream media.

00:54:52.420 uh the sun had one slightly different story night stalkers hen do hot spots you know hen do if

00:55:02.160 anyone is foreign might not know is you know you have a before before you get married right

00:55:09.120 like the women go out on a hen do your last chance to get really as a woman your last chance ever 0.97

00:55:19.420 To get really drunk 0.80

00:55:20.560 And go a bit crazy for a night 0.97

00:55:22.420 A hendoo 1.00

00:55:23.980 Those hotspots are plagued by migrant rapists 1.00

00:55:27.020 Right 0.62

00:55:27.400 What's behind the terrifying wave of attacks 1.00

00:55:31.580 On defenceless women on nights out

00:55:33.380 What do you mean what's behind it 0.87

00:55:34.980 What do you mean 1.00

00:55:36.020 Being flooded by millions of foreign people 0.99

00:55:40.500 From different cultures 1.00

00:55:41.320 That think that women like that 1.00

00:55:43.940 Scantily dressed 1.00

00:55:46.500 Completely drunk

00:55:47.700 are just prey for them.

00:55:52.720 That's what's behind it. 1.00

00:55:54.020 We've flooded our country with foreign barbarians. 1.00

00:55:57.820 What's behind it? 1.00

00:56:00.220 Oh, there's this trend.

00:56:01.180 The son of Sutherland noticed a trend.

00:56:03.560 What explains it?

00:56:05.980 Come on now.

00:56:07.540 Come on.

00:56:10.320 Yeah.

00:56:11.680 Look at these.

00:56:14.400 In this article it says,

00:56:15.500 As many as 15 different examples of this

00:56:19.020 It's more than 15 isn't it

00:56:20.720 Why are you pretending it's not happening on a massive scale 0.94

00:56:25.620 And it's not just hen do's

00:56:27.260 Look at the state of this 0.51

00:56:29.300 He sexually assaulted a woman 0.56

00:56:35.720 And he was telling her 0.94

00:56:36.840 This will teach you not to trust strangers

00:56:39.100 On the headline, the sub headline says

00:56:45.480 um what was it oh well anyway it was saying a lot of these people should have been deported

00:56:55.980 like this guy for example should have been deported already before he committed his crimes

00:57:00.680 look at this guy just beating up a woman how often is that you must have seen loads and loads

00:57:09.020 of clips and examples of some invader approaching a woman, pretty white woman, blonde woman,

00:57:15.820 not always, not always blonde, approaching them, being really sleazy and weird. And the

00:57:21.540 woman's like, no, no, thank you. No, thank you. And then they just beat them up and 0.99

00:57:24.500 they just hit them in the face. Yeah, that happens loads, loads, loads, all across Europe

00:57:33.520 as well some weird middle eastern or sub-saharan african dude goes up to a woman tries to perv on

00:57:41.200 them or just hits on them in some ridiculously crude way absurd way and everyone's just like no

00:57:48.560 thank you there you go broken nose now broken jaw now for that oh right broken orbital

00:57:57.200 loads 0.96

00:58:01.200 yeah so if you're one of these beast men

00:58:05.780 one of these 0.65

00:58:07.100 you're one of these people

00:58:09.760 and you're here essentially one way or another 0.99

00:58:13.300 the reason why you're here is to commit sex crime 1.00

00:58:16.100 against white women 1.00

00:58:17.380 where can I go where would that be easily achieved 1.00

00:58:22.700 I know

00:58:24.020 Late at night

00:58:25.840 After hen do's turn out 0.53

00:58:27.540 You're likely to find 1.00

00:58:31.060 Really drunk women 1.00

00:58:32.240 Really quite drunk women 0.97

00:58:34.760 Yeah, I hang around there 1.00

00:58:37.500 Hang around there 0.99

00:58:40.120 Do my sex crime there 1.00

00:58:42.820 It's their 0.97

00:58:43.880 It's their calculation

00:58:45.640 Again, I said that in the first person, didn't I?

00:58:48.940 State of it

00:58:52.740 State of it

00:58:53.340 There shouldn't be in this country, in the wrong country.

00:58:56.860 All right, it's already nine o'clock.

00:58:58.040 Let's do On This Day in History.

00:58:59.500 I quite like that bit.

00:59:00.300 You guys seem to quite like me doing that bit.

00:59:04.020 On this day in history, down through the centuries,

00:59:05.920 nay the millennia, what happened of note?

00:59:07.180 It was September the 7th.

00:59:09.760 Let's have a little look-see, shall we?

00:59:11.420 What have we got?

00:59:12.200 On this day, in 1714 AD,

00:59:15.200 the Treaty of Baden is signed by the Holy Roman Emperor and France,

00:59:18.940 ending the War of the Spanish Succession.

00:59:20.520 France retains Alsace and Landau

00:59:22.620 and Austria gains the east bank of the Rhine

00:59:25.120 do you think

00:59:27.340 do you reckon

00:59:29.580 do you reckon I've got long form content

00:59:34.560 all about the war of the Spanish succession

00:59:36.180 on my own history themed show

00:59:38.760 Bodade's Epochs which is behind the paywall

00:59:41.240 on lotoseaters.com

00:59:42.280 do consider sign up for as lit as £5 a month bronze team membership

00:59:45.040 to get access to hundreds of hours

00:59:46.800 quite literally with no exaggeration

00:59:48.160 hundreds and hundreds of hours of history themed content

00:59:50.320 with yours truly a body of work built up over more than five years oh yeah it's all there

00:59:54.020 war of the spanish succession oh yeah it's all there battle of blenheim just a long form bit

00:59:59.760 of content on the battle of blenheim it's about 10 years before that but it's still part of the

01:00:03.220 wars that were of the spanish succession oh yeah it's all there i could easily speak for an hour

01:00:11.220 just off the cuff now about it but it's not supposed to be a history thing so if you want that

01:00:15.180 Go over to lotusseaters.com

01:00:17.660 Oh, also, give a thumbs up on this stream

01:00:19.920 Make sure you're subbed to the channel

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01:00:28.900 Okay, what else we got here?

01:00:30.360 On this day in 1812

01:00:31.780 1812, whilst there was also war raging in the peninsula

01:00:37.880 The Spanish peninsula

01:00:39.500 Also, the little Corsican corporal

01:00:44.260 Well, he wasn't a corporal, sorry 1.00

01:00:45.300 It's a Corsican

01:00:46.300 Artillery commander 0.96

01:00:48.140 Bonaparte

01:00:49.800 Napoleon Bonaparte

01:00:52.040 L'Empereur

01:00:53.160 Is fighting the Battle of Borodino

01:00:56.020 In the Russian steppe

01:00:58.060 Napoleon Bonaparte wins a Pyrrhic victory

01:01:00.340 Meaning, after Pyrrhus of Epyrrhus

01:01:02.560 Think I've got long-form content

01:01:03.820 All about Pyrrhus of Epyrrhus

01:01:05.280 Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah

01:01:06.240 Oh, actually, it's on History Bro

01:01:07.420 You want me talking long-form content

01:01:11.660 In conversation with Mr. Carl Benjamin

01:01:13.040 You know Carl Benjamin?

01:01:14.260 some people call him Sargon of a cad

01:01:16.480 do you want like

01:01:18.340 four hours or more me

01:01:20.100 talking with Carl about Pyrrhus of a Pyrrhus

01:01:22.100 it's on that channel, History Bro

01:01:23.760 this isn't real by the way, this is a digital mock-up

01:01:26.080 I haven't really got 100,000 subs, wish I did

01:01:28.120 that's Pyrrhus of a Pyrrhus

01:01:30.660 who would win victories

01:01:32.460 but he would damage his own side so bad

01:01:34.420 that it's not much of a real victory

01:01:35.820 that's a Pyrrhic victory, okay

01:01:37.500 so in 1812, the Battle of Borodino

01:01:40.060 L'Empereur

01:01:42.380 Napoleon Bonaparte 0.97

01:01:43.920 the Corsican monster, wins a Pyrrhic victory

01:01:46.960 against Russian general Mikhail Kutusov

01:01:50.460 in the most ferocious battle of the Napoleonic era.

01:01:54.340 70,000 are killed.

01:01:56.380 Yeah.

01:01:57.960 By 1812, many say Napoleon had perhaps lost his magic,

01:02:03.660 the sort of magic he'd brought to places like Marengo.

01:02:10.060 Lost it.

01:02:12.000 Had it, lost it.

01:02:13.920 yeah his his ability to do sort of new things new and innovative things on the

01:02:21.000 battlefield seems to have deserted him by 1812 although on his long retreat in

01:02:25.560 1813 he did seem to do some remarkable things anyway Napoleon just tried to

01:02:32.340 batter his way through to Moscow and he did do it it was something of a Pyrrhic

01:02:37.740 victory you can't deny that okay on this day in 1822 Pedro the first son of King

01:02:42.920 John the sixth declares brazil's independence from portugal yeah he had no choice really

01:02:49.160 yeah it's a fait accompli by that point yeah

01:02:55.400 all right on this day in 1888 edith eleanor mclean is the first baby to be placed in an incubator

01:03:03.240 at state emigrant hospital on wolves island new york okay never heard of this before

01:03:10.180 Bit of a footnote in history thing.

01:03:12.360 Mildly interesting, nonetheless.

01:03:14.540 I believe I, myself, was in an incubator very, very briefly.

01:03:18.080 I was an early baby.

01:03:19.620 I was caesarean and a little bit early.

01:03:21.800 Not crazily early, but a few weeks.

01:03:24.280 And I think I had a little bit of jaundice as well.

01:03:27.680 I think I was in an incubator.

01:03:29.480 Again, briefly.

01:03:31.380 Anyway, 1888 was the first time that was ever done.

01:03:35.980 Earlier than I would have thought.

01:03:37.840 But there you go.

01:03:38.780 Mildly interesting.

01:03:39.480 All right, on this day in 1909, Eugene Lefebvre, no idea how you pronounce that, Lefebvre, Lefebvre, how is that pronounced, you tell me, a guy called Eugene became the first pilot to die in an aircraft while test piloting a new French built right by a plane in Duvissey.

01:04:08.200 No idea how to pronounce that either.

01:04:10.020 Mildly interesting.

01:04:10.760 Do you think I've got long-form content all about the history of aviation,

01:04:14.240 military and civil aviation, long-form content,

01:04:17.000 in conversation with a retired wing commander,

01:04:21.720 a squadron leader, a retired squadron leader, Tim Davies, RAF?

01:04:27.200 Do you think I've got long-form content all about the history of military

01:04:31.780 and civil aviation with a genuine fast jet pilot?

01:04:35.000 yeah i have yeah it's all there let's see just.com do you consider signing up for this five pound

01:04:41.800 run from steve membership all right oh the last one today on this day 1940 begins the blitz

01:04:47.960 as the german luftwaffe bombs london for the first of 57 consecutive nights losing 41 bombers

01:04:55.000 as the nazis prepare to invade britain was operation sea lion that mr hitler never did

01:05:00.360 pull the trigger on because he didn't win the battle of britain he really needed air superiority

01:05:04.760 over the channel before he could launch sea lion

01:05:09.480 by that point he really needed to be invading russia he calculated

01:05:13.640 approaching barbarossa instead so britain avoided being invaded very

01:05:18.440 narrowly even to this day particularly in the

01:05:21.160 southeast all sorts of pill boxes dotted around the countryside

01:05:27.320 like what is it what is there like a concrete pill box in the middle of this

01:05:31.560 country park because in 1940 they genuinely thought that we might be

01:05:39.720 invaded by a Nazi divisions and that we'd have to defend the the island I mean 1.00

01:05:48.300 it's a bit of a last-minute last-ditch effort thing a handful of pillboxes

01:05:53.400 dotted around the countryside still that's what they are they date from

01:05:58.140 then. Okay, there's Winnie there. There's Winnie and his wife, Clem, Clemmie, visiting

01:06:06.800 a house that's been bombed out. All right. All right, well, there you go. Let's do our

01:06:16.160 Rumble Rants and Super Chats. It's about the time of the show we do that. Let me move my

01:06:20.520 mic boom like this so I can see the left-hand side of my screen for Rumble Rants and Super

01:06:23.500 Chats. Is Global Church History going to be in at number one? Okay, Harry, get rid of

01:06:27.360 that for us. There you go. All right. Rumble Rants and Superchates. We do our Rumble Rants

01:06:33.400 first. Global Church History. No, he's been pipped. Oh, he's been pipped. Global Church

01:06:40.680 History has been pipped by Global Jewish History. Seems very deliberately doing this now. Global 0.99

01:06:46.940 Jewish History, I think, is very, very deliberately trying to pip Global Church History. Okay. 0.88

01:06:54.020 At 6.48am, Global Jewish History came in with...

01:06:59.020 On this day in 1969, conservative icon Ronald Reagan signed the first no-fault divorce law in California. 0.52

01:07:06.880 This allows millions of women to leave otherwise abusive prisons of marriages. 0.84

01:07:11.920 Let's go, girls.

01:07:12.880 again i feel like you're skirting the line of whether you're being highly sarcastic or not

01:07:24.380 are you being highly sarcastic or not with that i feel like you are but maybe you're not you might

01:07:35.140 not be because of course these days we all know don't we that divorce laws are heavily

01:07:41.100 crazily crazily skewed towards the woman to the point where men don't want to get married a lot

01:07:47.540 of men don't want to get married because that's how bad the divorce settlement is going to be 0.91

01:07:51.540 but then also in times past perhaps not the 1980s but in like centuries past women genuinely have

01:07:59.280 been locked in a prison of a marriage that is that was true so i don't know i can't tell if

01:08:05.300 you're being such kind of there maybe you're not at all you're like what's Bo talking about

01:08:11.260 you know what I quite like that it's ambiguous I'm not sure if you're taking the mickey or not

01:08:19.740 I like it something to talk about look okay global church history says today in 1191

01:08:28.980 King Richard the Lionheart

01:08:31.240 The Coeur de Lyon

01:08:33.060 Richard I 0.97

01:08:34.080 Defeated Saladin at Arsuf 0.94

01:08:36.800 Yes

01:08:37.540 Got long form content

01:08:40.240 All about the third crusade

01:08:41.640 Richard the Lionheart 0.97

01:08:42.900 Saladin

01:08:43.620 The battle of Arsuf 0.95

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01:09:10.060 over 280 episodes

01:09:13.500 just of the history

01:09:14.200 themed stuff with me

01:09:15.020 you want to know

01:09:18.780 if you want me

01:09:19.700 and Carl

01:09:20.160 that was one

01:09:20.620 where Carl was

01:09:21.240 on it as well

01:09:22.080 if you want me and Carl

01:09:23.080 good three hours

01:09:24.360 probably more like

01:09:24.920 four or five hours

01:09:25.720 just talking about

01:09:26.680 Richard the Lionheart

01:09:27.400 A big chunk of that is just the Third Crusade

01:09:30.700 Let's see the signing up

01:09:33.880 Alright

01:09:35.400 There's Global Church History's second

01:09:38.080 Factoid of the day

01:09:39.460 It says

01:09:40.040 On this day in 1565

01:09:43.260 The Great Spanish Relief arrived

01:09:45.760 During the Great Siege of Malta

01:09:47.420 Not that long ago

01:09:50.360 Only about a year ago

01:09:51.220 They had a whole epoch on that

01:09:52.880 The Siege of Malta 1.00

01:09:54.460 Where it looked like the Muslims 1.00

01:09:57.180 Muslims were going to take Malta, a Christian outpost. 1.00

01:10:04.060 They looked for all the world. 1.00

01:10:06.040 They were definitely going to do it.

01:10:07.140 They sent a giant armada, an army over. 1.00

01:10:09.740 Well, the Christians of Malta, 16th century Christians of Malta,

01:10:14.000 put up a valiant defence, refused to give in.

01:10:17.240 Refused.

01:10:19.000 And against all the odds, what do you know? 0.71

01:10:20.620 They won 1.00

01:10:23.000 And the Muslim 1.00

01:10:24.140 Hordes 1.00

01:10:25.700 Were sent packing

01:10:26.780 Ultimately

01:10:27.420 Yeah

01:10:28.700 A little bit of gumption

01:10:31.280 Yeah

01:10:33.380 A little bit of backbone

01:10:34.400 Goes a long way

01:10:35.820 A little bit of standing up 1.00

01:10:39.340 In the face of what looks like

01:10:41.380 Insurmountable odds

01:10:42.540 Yeah

01:10:44.180 Okay

01:10:47.780 Okay

01:10:50.620 um pat j read says time to get your monocle bow to see the further screen i wish that monocle i've

01:10:58.380 got it's not like the right prescription or whatever for my eye i would love it if it was

01:11:03.580 and it actually zoomed in for me when i put it in but it doesn't it just makes it blurry

01:11:07.500 crazily more blurry i would like a monocle that was that did that i would actually use it

01:11:14.700 i would use it like loads maybe every day if it was that

01:11:20.620 Okay, next couple of Rumble Rancers from the same person, Fallen Firebird, who says,

01:11:27.480 If the government actually consider Russia an existential threat, they'd do everything to increase the cohesiveness of Britain. 0.85

01:11:35.120 Instead, they flood us with invaders and do far worse than Russia would. 0.75

01:11:40.120 And then the second one says, Let's do a thought experiment. 0.65

01:11:42.920 say russia invaded us battle of britain style horrible and demonic uh but what could even that 0.66

01:11:51.660 extremity of evil do to us that our foreign invaders haven't but upscaled right yeah

01:11:57.980 would a russian invading army actually 0.90

01:12:02.840 uh bring about a society that helped police us from the worst successes of our third world

01:12:11.300 invasion it's a question isn't it it's a question yeah but the point you're making 0.72

01:12:22.720 if our government truly consider russia an existential threat why would they be doing 0.95

01:12:27.920 everything they're doing i.e making us weaker and weaker and weaker on every level keep poking the 0.97

01:12:34.000 russian bear in the eye with a dirty stick keep making us weaker and weaker failing to even spend 0.69

01:12:38.560 three percent on defense and on and on and on and on and on recognizing that our aircraft carriers

01:12:43.320 haven't even got enough destroyers and cruisers to make an actual working carrier group uh and

01:12:48.560 but not doing anything about it not quickly anyway and on and on yeah why would they yeah

01:12:52.580 good question valid question all right the next one is from intelligent see ya

01:13:00.460 intelligent see ya says been watching history bro over the weekend good lad or lady

01:13:08.380 good for you impeccable taste fantastic work sir oh thank you it's very kind thank you he said

01:13:17.100 i've watched the hannibal carl ones yeah some of the i think that's probably the best views i've

01:13:22.540 got ever on that channel was hannibal of carthage me and co it's like five hours isn't it two videos

01:13:27.760 two and a half hours a piece talking about the second punic war and hannibal of carthage versus

01:13:31.940 rome ultimately versus scipio africanus harry cut to that camera yeah history bro

01:13:41.220 want five hours of me and kyle talking in extreme detail about the second punic war

01:13:45.060 and hannibal carthage scipio africanus quoting like polybius and everything

01:13:50.660 proper it's there and then you've also put the world war one one with godders

01:13:57.140 yeah oh godfrey bloom yeah that was a good one i spoke to him just last week hopefully that will

01:14:02.740 go out this sunday we're talking about the decline of empires particularly the british empire

01:14:09.300 godfrey bloom brilliant you said and the 1812 with benjamin boyce there the war of 1812 between

01:14:15.940 britain and uh the united states with benjamin boys good old boycey that's also a good one yeah

01:14:20.900 Then you say

01:14:22.320 Look forward to going through them all

01:14:25.100 Oh great, thank you

01:14:26.120 I hope you enjoy them, yeah

01:14:27.260 And there's no paywall on History Bro

01:14:29.060 There's no paywall on that

01:14:30.240 It's all free

01:14:30.860 So there you go, so

01:14:31.940 Yeah

01:14:33.760 Thank you Intelligentsia

01:14:35.880 Thank you really, genuinely

01:14:36.980 The glorious band, the chosen few

01:14:42.260 Lotus Eaters fans

01:14:43.180 That also go over to History Bro

01:14:46.240 And or State of Politics

01:14:47.560 State of Politics

01:14:48.100 Very best among us

01:14:49.220 the best among an already elite bunch.

01:14:52.940 OK, the next one is from Pigdog5150.

01:14:55.760 He says,

01:14:56.580 Leftists love to call people Nazis,

01:14:58.540 but don't see the similarities with socialist parties

01:15:01.280 disturbing opposition political rallies.

01:15:03.340 Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. 0.96

01:15:04.660 It's pure hypocrisy, isn't it, from leftists? 0.97

01:15:08.080 They can be as disruptive and as subversive 0.96

01:15:10.980 and as dangerous as they please.

01:15:14.220 If the right do anything,

01:15:15.460 even turn up and be completely peaceful,

01:15:19.220 It's beyond the power and evil and Nazi, isn't it?

01:15:22.500 Yeah, oh yeah.

01:15:23.340 It's plain to see, isn't it? 0.88

01:15:24.960 If they turn up in a black block with balaclavas,

01:15:28.140 but actually do violent things,

01:15:30.360 you're not supposed to notice.

01:15:31.320 You're not supposed to say a dicky bird about it. 0.98

01:15:33.320 You'd probably be a racist if you did.

01:15:35.780 If the right turn up and genuinely are with balaclavas

01:15:38.200 and genuinely are peaceful,

01:15:40.500 no, that's all kinds of wrong. 0.90

01:15:42.420 That's disgusting. 0.98

01:15:45.060 Yeah, leftist... 1.00

01:15:46.260 Hypocrisy is hard-baked into leftism. 1.00

01:15:48.980 Yeah. 0.97

01:15:50.100 Yeah, it must be.

01:15:53.720 Okay, TomRat247 says,

01:15:56.620 I thought St. Obama...

01:15:58.740 What's P-B-U-H? What's that?

01:16:04.000 I don't know. Probably should know that.

01:16:07.980 He thought that St. Obama said that protest was the language of the unheard.

01:16:12.460 Right, no, only when leftists do it.

01:16:14.380 Yeah, when leftists do it, it's the language of the unheard. 0.89

01:16:17.160 when anyone that's centrist or right of center does it it's disgusting and wrong and needs to 0.97

01:16:22.820 be stamped out yeah yep okay pig dog 5150 again says first day back after a week and the rents 0.98

01:16:33.420 are being taken over by jewish subversives what the heck ha ha ha all and then you've got a quote 0.98

01:16:42.060 All organisations that are not actually right-wing 0.54

01:16:44.720 Right-wing

01:16:45.580 Will over time become left-wing

01:16:47.220 That's a quote

01:16:48.440 Yeah, who said that?

01:16:49.800 I can't remember who said that

01:16:50.980 Pretty famous quote

01:16:52.180 I shouldn't have it off the top of my head

01:16:53.040 Who said that?

01:16:55.940 Okay

01:16:56.340 Good quote though

01:16:57.640 14

01:16:58.660 The next one

01:16:59.160 The last two

01:16:59.960 14 Barber says

01:17:00.860 Morning, Barber, alright?

01:17:01.960 Yeah, I'm alright, mate

01:17:02.660 How are you?

01:17:03.380 I hope you are good

01:17:04.000 Hope you are good

01:17:05.200 Thanks for being on the

01:17:06.880 Sunday, Sunday, T-Supp

01:17:08.120 Sunday live stream as well

01:17:09.020 You say

01:17:11.020 Literally just had a walk back

01:17:12.620 From my local garage

01:17:13.720 For MOT

01:17:14.320 Pray for me to pass

01:17:16.140 With flying colours

01:17:17.020 Have a good day ahead mate

01:17:18.360 Cheers you too

01:17:19.120 Yeah

01:17:19.300 Hashtag

01:17:20.960 Pray for Fortean Barbers

01:17:22.540 MOT

01:17:23.100 Result

01:17:24.020 Everything crossed

01:17:28.120 Yeah

01:17:30.960 It'll be a pain isn't it

01:17:32.300 If you fail your MOT

01:17:33.500 Gary says

01:17:35.620 Oh no sorry mate 0.94

01:17:36.880 You've got to have XYZ done

01:17:38.100 That's two grand now

01:17:41.020 okay another one just popped in so the last two rumble rants are both from jc warlock who says

01:17:47.460 why don't we repeal the territorial waters act of 1987 it would delete the strait of dover

01:17:53.980 would be considered international waters then just send in blackwater to patrol the waters

01:18:01.680 blackwater private military contractors they're not called blackwater anymore i believe they

01:18:06.000 changed their name again didn't eric prince change it to like z or something but i know

01:18:10.100 Blackwater, private military contractors

01:18:13.340 And then the other one you said 0.83

01:18:14.300 Just need to reduce territorial seawaters by four miles 0.92

01:18:18.580 Then it's not our problem 1.00

01:18:19.840 Should some S kick off in the international waters 1.00

01:18:24.360 Not a bad idea at all

01:18:26.300 Yeah, just change the designation

01:18:28.080 For what is or isn't international waters

01:18:30.360 In order so that we can stop our invasion

01:18:34.180 Yeah

01:18:34.600 Yeah

01:18:36.800 In Boise Britain I'll do all sorts of things like that

01:18:40.100 Fiddle around and tweak and change anything necessary in order to be able to protect our shores.

01:18:46.340 Yes, 100%.

01:18:47.860 You say, why don't we repeal?

01:18:51.080 Well, you know the answer, don't you?

01:18:52.860 Because the government we've got now is what they want. 0.54

01:18:56.240 You can only come to the conclusion at this point that they want us to be invaded by small boats and illegal migrants. 0.91

01:19:02.200 They want us invaded by legal migrants, which is a much, much bigger problem, isn't it? 0.99

01:19:06.560 The illegal boat people are a tiny, tiny tip of the iceberg. 1.00

01:19:10.740 But nonetheless, you can only come to the conclusion that they want it.

01:19:13.460 It's not by accident that every single day they're not doing anything about it, is it?

01:19:19.600 It's not by accident they're accidentally forgetting that what they could do is put the Marines or the Special Boat Service in the channel to turn the boats back.

01:19:32.980 It's not accidentally failing to do that, is it?

01:19:35.960 You know this, you know this. I'm preaching to the choir here.

01:19:37.760 okay that's the last rumble rant let's have a look at our youtube super chats all right

01:19:44.100 oh sorry my mouse on my screen having a bit of a moment there okay looks like it's chilled out

01:19:52.180 okay what have we got mr gently benevolent is in at first this morning he says uncle bo back

01:19:59.700 uncle bosie friendly neighborhood history bro uncle bo back in the green suit dave will be

01:20:05.580 pleased. Oh yeah, you think that this is a dog whistle to the Green Party. This is me

01:20:12.700 secretly, or maybe not all that secretly, sending out the message that I'm actually

01:20:19.000 a Green Party partisan. No? It's the yellow tie, I'm actually a Lib Dem deep down. No,

01:20:27.420 okay. Mr Gently Benevolent, clearly joking. Back in the green. Dave will be pleased. David

01:20:35.160 paulden dave paulden calling himself zach palanski for some reason leader of the green party even if

01:20:41.080 100 of claims are valid asylum claims i guess you're talking about um not one of them would

01:20:46.800 be worth admitting to the country yeah britain isn't a refugee camp it should not be treated as

01:20:55.020 a refugee camp you come from somewhere else in the world you go to the nearest country you can

01:21:00.240 if you're genuinely a refugee

01:21:02.040 from Syria or something. 1.00

01:21:05.000 You go to the next country,

01:21:06.260 like Turkey or whatever.

01:21:08.460 You claim asylum there.

01:21:10.000 What are you doing in Britain?

01:21:12.260 I go back. 1.00

01:21:14.060 This isn't a refugee camp. 1.00

01:21:17.680 Yes, you're right, Mr. Gently Benevolent. 1.00

01:21:19.320 Our next one is also you.

01:21:20.440 You say...

01:21:22.040 I've just got to read this

01:21:24.420 in case it's against T's and C's real quick, sorry.

01:21:29.080 Oh, it should be fine.

01:21:29.780 You say, 1.00

01:21:30.240 The gays do love a little bald head to polish 1.00

01:21:33.040 If the old Ricky Gervais XFM show is anything to go by 1.00

01:21:36.240 Want to admit to anything, Beau?

01:21:39.180 Like Jimmy Somerville

01:21:40.140 No, I'm straight

01:21:42.920 I'm in a heterosexual relationship

01:21:44.640 I've just got male pattern baldness

01:21:48.360 And I've made the calculation that

01:21:49.660 Going bonehead is better than 0.99

01:21:52.140 Having a really crap 1.00

01:21:54.060 Half haircut of a bald man 1.00

01:21:56.700 Nothing homosexual about it 0.83

01:22:00.220 In my case. 1.00

01:22:04.000 All right.

01:22:06.620 Emily Forrestore says,

01:22:08.500 social media is cack for kids, rewiring brains.

01:22:13.320 Yeah.

01:22:14.600 Oh, yeah, I wouldn't deny that, yeah.

01:22:16.780 That's just the thing, isn't it?

01:22:17.500 A slippery slope.

01:22:18.740 If you start banning things for kids, various things,

01:22:22.080 very, very quickly, Operation Creep,

01:22:25.220 the government will say, oh, it's anyone under...

01:22:28.220 At first, it's only little kids.

01:22:29.840 then it's anyone under 18 then it's anyone under 25 then it's everyone and it's not just bad

01:22:34.740 content like obviously bad content like crazily perverse pornography or snuff footage or whatever

01:22:41.920 but then it's anything they don't like for anyone but then you're not wrong saying oh crack sorry

01:22:48.040 you said social media is crack for kids rewiring brains yeah i mean you're not wrong to say that

01:22:53.040 though, are you? That's not a lie, is it? I guess some sort of balance needs to be struck,

01:23:00.280 but I don't know, it should be up to the parents' responsibility, not the state. I'd like the

01:23:05.780 state to be as tiny as possible, as small as possible, involved in people's lives as

01:23:09.960 minimally as possible. It should be a parent's responsibility what their kid does or doesn't

01:23:16.200 see. There's a nightmare scenario, though, isn't there? Kids just at school and some

01:23:21.600 other horrid little kid just shows them their phone the parents not there can't be there to

01:23:27.260 protect them from that still is that worry enough to bring in an entirely like censorious society

01:23:36.680 across the board i don't know i don't think so but you're not wrong you're not wrong emily for a

01:23:43.620 store okay next one is mr gently benevolent again he says um do you at least smoke a pipe 0.99

01:23:50.320 Or are you some sort of disgusting cigarette-puffing prole? 0.99

01:23:54.800 Well, I smoke roll-ups. 1.00

01:23:57.040 Actual cigarettes.

01:23:58.500 I haven't bought a box of cigarettes since I was in my 20s.

01:24:01.380 I don't smoke cigarettes.

01:24:02.760 Once in a blue moon, if I'm out in a pub,

01:24:04.400 I've had a couple of drinks,

01:24:05.560 people are going outside,

01:24:07.680 I might accept a cigarette if someone offers me one.

01:24:11.660 I don't buy cigarettes.

01:24:13.820 I don't smoke a pipe either.

01:24:15.740 Actual pipes are very, very carcinogenic.

01:24:18.000 Very.

01:24:18.200 give you mouth cancer, throat cancer, tongue cancer

01:24:21.220 because you're not really supposed to

01:24:23.120 inhale it down or anything but still

01:24:24.220 they're crazily carcinogenic pipes

01:24:26.180 I smoke roll ups

01:24:27.720 somewhere in between

01:24:29.700 actual cigarettes

01:24:32.760 I smoked them loads in my life when I was younger

01:24:36.540 at uni and whatever in my 20s

01:24:37.820 but nowadays when you smoke a cigarette

01:24:40.680 the chemicals

01:24:42.600 just

01:24:44.120 Golden Virginia rolled up

01:24:46.380 For me it feels much cleaner

01:24:48.600 Cigarettes just taste like chemicals

01:24:51.080 To me anyway now

01:24:53.340 I'm inhaling

01:24:54.880 A cocktail of chemicals here

01:24:56.880 It's not just tobacco is it

01:24:58.240 It's not just tobacco I'm inhaling here

01:25:00.260 There's like a few dozen different things

01:25:02.420 I'm inhaling

01:25:03.400 Anyway, I smoke Rollies

01:25:05.940 That's me

01:25:07.060 It's a gross habit, I know

01:25:09.840 It's a gross habit

01:25:10.780 Other than that I'm entirely straight edge

01:25:14.420 Very rarely drink, don't keep booze

01:25:16.120 in the flat

01:25:16.840 rarely go out for drinks

01:25:19.580 for its own sake

01:25:20.360 very rarely

01:25:21.600 don't do anything else

01:25:23.880 nothing

01:25:25.440 generally hand on heart can say that

01:25:27.300 my

01:25:28.780 the only things I do is tea

01:25:31.680 and rollies

01:25:32.520 bit of caffeine, bit of tannin

01:25:35.920 not ideal

01:25:37.340 a little bit of Golden Virginia

01:25:39.260 that's it

01:25:40.820 not too bad in the scheme of things

01:25:42.680 out of all the vices you could have

01:25:44.140 if i cut those out i would be truly straight edge all right anyway next one tatum 2733 says

01:25:53.040 2030 future jobs one new napoleon two guy who fights in his army three live stream reactor

01:26:01.840 to war four scavenger five gay journalist six water plumber you question mark

01:26:08.620 Well, by 2030, I am expecting to be, you know, undisputed hegemon of the world by that point. 0.99

01:26:24.480 You know, three and a bit years, there's plenty of time for that, I think.

01:26:31.620 World king. I expect to be world king by 2030.

01:26:38.620 I don't know, I'll still be sitting here, won't I?

01:26:41.160 I'll still be sitting here doing this.

01:26:42.980 Well, fingers crossed.

01:26:44.000 Fingers crossed, anyway.

01:26:45.740 All right.

01:26:46.460 James Lee Pevenhole, 5087, says,

01:26:50.500 Dover, the cause is just, gangs will shake hands.

01:26:53.800 Oh, the cause is just, gangs will shake hands.

01:26:57.880 Yeah, the cause is just, yes.

01:26:59.480 Yes, absolutely, yeah, yeah.

01:27:01.640 Absolutely it is.

01:27:03.840 Utterly, utterly just.

01:27:05.080 just simply trying to prevent 0.99

01:27:07.880 our women and children 0.82

01:27:09.740 and in fact men

01:27:10.500 from more danger

01:27:12.920 our country being demographically 0.64

01:27:16.300 annihilated 0.99

01:27:17.380 the cause is absolutely just

01:27:20.420 you're right James Lee Pevenhole

01:27:22.560 alright next one

01:27:23.560 islamo commie green party conference

01:27:28.600 who's coming

01:27:29.400 yeah they're going to have a conference aren't they

01:27:31.500 the green party

01:27:32.340 anyone that's just an environmentalist

01:27:34.940 to stifle a member of the Green Party, considering voting Green Party.

01:27:39.080 Wake up! Wake up! Get a clue!

01:27:45.440 The Green Party is not about environmentalism.

01:27:48.580 It's not about environmentalism. Get a clue.

01:27:52.880 There is Lamo commies.

01:27:59.340 For God's sake.

01:28:02.540 inquisitor media that's what they've called themselves at inquisitor media says

01:28:06.160 the leftist outrage read the reform heckler being hit with walking sticks

01:28:10.840 oh did they hit her with walking sticks i only saw a tiny clip literally like a second or two

01:28:15.320 on twitter i hit her with walking sticks oh the old reformers gray-haired reformers 0.55

01:28:19.460 boomers hitting them with a walking stick is that what happened really okay 0.87

01:28:23.180 they say uh the leftist outrage read the reform heckler being hit with walking sticks have at

01:28:30.980 least one tweet celebrating Kirk being shot or young Bob being assaulted yeah yeah again the

01:28:37.240 hypocrisy is hard baked into leftism it's one rule for them and one rule for the rest of for

01:28:43.600 everyone else they can do whatever they want they can act with impunity up to and including murder

01:28:47.840 yeah yeah we can't do anything we must sit down roll over and be silent whilst they do whatever

01:28:57.460 they want yeah that is the dynamic they want they'll always want yeah quite right inquisitor

01:29:05.240 media okay lydia dragonborn is this cool name lydia dragonborn lydia the tattooed lady says

01:29:18.820 uh resend kids um like the special needs kids i worked with send kids and there were lots of them

01:29:27.000 all with genuine disabilities

01:29:28.580 and none of them were Muslim

01:29:30.040 and they've got an emoji doing that. 1.00

01:29:32.380 Oh, well, fair enough.

01:29:33.220 If you say so, fair enough.

01:29:38.320 Did we go from only one or two per school

01:29:40.580 to one in ten?

01:29:45.820 They all had genuine disabilities, did they? 1.00

01:29:49.040 Well, if you say so. 1.00

01:29:53.500 If you say so.

01:29:55.260 Alright, James Lee Pevenholz says 1.00

01:29:56.800 And none of them were Muslim 1.00

01:29:59.660 There were loads of Sen kids 1.00

01:30:01.300 All with genuine disabilities

01:30:03.200 And none of them were Muslim, really

01:30:05.040 James Leap Heavenhole 5087 says

01:30:09.080 On this day, Queen Elizabeth I's birthday

01:30:12.120 Oh, Good Queen Bess

01:30:13.280 In 1533

01:30:16.680 I'm nearly up to Good Queen Bess

01:30:19.740 On my history theme content

01:30:20.740 Over five years I've been doing

01:30:22.540 All the kings and queens of England

01:30:23.680 Going back to deep in the Anglo-Saxon period

01:30:26.520 Alfred the Great

01:30:27.560 or before even

01:30:28.260 all of them through

01:30:29.640 nearly all of them

01:30:30.360 there's a few periods there

01:30:31.460 in the Anglo-Saxon period

01:30:32.920 where I sort of

01:30:33.460 montaged a bit

01:30:34.260 but certainly

01:30:36.140 from William the Conqueror

01:30:37.000 all the way through

01:30:37.520 every single one

01:30:38.140 long form bit of content

01:30:39.060 on each of the kings and queens

01:30:40.140 I'm now up to

01:30:41.540 Edward the 6th

01:30:43.340 finished Henry the 8th

01:30:44.900 so it'll be Edward the 6th

01:30:46.400 then his big sister

01:30:48.740 Mary the 1st

01:30:49.300 Bloody Mary 0.95

01:30:49.800 and his other big sister 1.00

01:30:51.220 good Queen Bess

01:30:52.200 Elizabeth the 1st

01:30:53.040 okay

01:30:53.420 it's her birthday today

01:30:54.380 is it

01:30:54.560 oh well there you go

01:30:55.220 didn't know that

01:30:56.160 that's a cool fact word

01:30:57.620 alright next one here

01:30:59.180 is Brendan Lucas 9732

01:31:02.400 said thoughts

01:31:03.800 thoughts on the canning

01:31:07.500 or is it canning

01:31:08.240 of the type 83 destroyer

01:31:10.180 or canning

01:31:10.620 of the type 83 destroyers

01:31:12.320 and replaced with drones

01:31:13.680 and general vessels

01:31:14.940 you said yourself

01:31:16.020 the carriers don't even have escorts

01:31:17.640 yeah it's not

01:31:18.520 yeah it's not great is it

01:31:19.880 yeah

01:31:20.160 yeah

01:31:21.180 I quite like

01:31:23.040 Mark Felton

01:31:25.600 a youtube history dude and military dude great content i think someone on twitter

01:31:32.580 they said raised some question marks about his research but anyway anyway anyway um yeah if

01:31:38.860 they're just replacing all destroyers with drones and general vessels it's not gonna be there's no

01:31:43.100 point in having those two giant aircraft carriers then is there if you're gonna do that why are we

01:31:49.180 still paying daily to for the upkeep of these aircraft carriers and trying to refurbish them

01:31:53.980 all the time etc etc etc there is no point having aircraft carriers if they can never sail this

01:32:00.940 whole point of aircraft carriers it's actually part of a carrier group isn't it because an

01:32:04.300 aircraft carrier in and of itself is actually a massive sitting target isn't it you need loads

01:32:08.220 loads of other ships to defend it for that for that whole thing to work the whole strategy to

01:32:12.940 work well if we're not even going to have hardly any destroyers we shouldn't bother having those

01:32:20.220 two aircraft carriers we've got should we yeah i mean they're my thoughts okay cg man 9823

01:32:27.660 um has had their message retracted thanks for the 499 though i don't know if you retracted it or

01:32:36.560 one of the mods or something happened but there's nothing there so

01:32:39.800 thanks for the fiver anyway though okay last three here holden 4567 says beautiful scenes

01:32:47.620 in Portsmouth last night. Yeah. Yeah. It was nice to see. It's nice to see. Yeah. Not

01:32:54.600 going to deny it. Okay. Penultimate one. Mr. Gently Benevolent again says, the pipe

01:33:02.800 is significantly more stylish though, Bo. Well, you're not wrong there. I think the

01:33:07.280 aesthetic of a pipe is quite good, quite cool. Yeah. I agree with you. I actually

01:33:11.480 absolutely agree with you. I'd quite like a long sort of Bilbo Baggins or Gandalf type

01:33:16.220 pipe like a long slightly curved maybe white clay pipe like one of those even a big sherlock holmes

01:33:23.340 calabash thing yeah okay maybe you're thinking of like a classic harold wilson pipe they're cool

01:33:29.540 they're cool i'd quite like a long have you ever seen uh the sherlock in the 1970s jeremy brett

01:33:35.780 sherlock holmes the type of pipe he smokes quite long stemmed not quite a gandalf but none there's

01:33:41.840 quite a long stemmed one i think they're quite cool although you get to the stage if you have

01:33:46.940 anything other than a harold wilson one gets a bit performative doesn't it gets a bit like you're

01:33:52.300 showing off like it's a bit a bit try hard you know might be able to put it off i might be able

01:34:00.000 to put it off but now you're not wrong that the aesthetic is is quite cool quite stylish

01:34:06.520 Okay, and the final one here

01:34:09.000 Got glare on my screen, so I'm going to have to do this

01:34:11.060 I have to sort out the glare

01:34:12.600 There's all sorts of little details here

01:34:15.460 We've got to tweak in the studio

01:34:16.640 Okay, the glare says

01:34:17.980 Sorry, Tatum2733 says

01:34:22.160 We've established

01:34:23.640 We've established I'll rule the world in the future boat

01:34:26.740 Yes, that's established

01:34:27.540 That's established

01:34:28.760 And you'll have hair

01:34:32.660 I will have hair

01:34:34.000 and to do the show live from the centre of a man-made lake in Cornwall.

01:34:40.320 Oh, that's a new...

01:34:42.480 I like the idea. I've got to live in Cornwall.

01:34:44.820 I'm fine with that.

01:34:46.580 But I've got to actually do the show from the centre of a man-made lake in Cornwall.

01:34:53.820 OK, as long as there's enough amenities,

01:34:55.340 as long as there's a working toilet there and a Boots and a Greggs,

01:35:02.340 it should be all right.

01:35:04.000 and I'll have hair I will have hair according to Tatum okay thanks for the

01:35:10.040 super chat sir I appreciate it all right that's the show that's the last one for

01:35:13.760 the day okay it's Monday the 7th of September in the year of our law 2026

01:35:19.680 it's just turned 35 minutes past 9 in the a.m. British summertime you've been

01:35:25.620 the glorious band the chosen few my band of brothers and sisters thank you for

01:35:29.240 joining me without you guys it isn't a thing it really isn't I appreciate it I

01:35:33.640 I really, really appreciate it.

01:35:34.920 Thank you for tuning in.

01:35:36.400 Try and make the best of the day, Head, if you can.

01:35:38.320 I know it's not always easy.

01:35:39.900 When you're a grown-up and you've got a job and your kids,

01:35:42.760 loads and loads of responsibilities that take up nearly all your time,

01:35:46.020 you're not really at liberty to spend the time however you would like to.

01:35:49.280 Get that? I get that.

01:35:50.900 But if you are lucky enough to spend the day however you please,

01:35:54.480 try and make it count.

01:35:55.660 You know, I don't want to get too preachy about it.

01:35:57.440 I'm not trying to preach to you.

01:35:58.500 I'm just saying, just pointing out,

01:36:00.560 that your time is the most valuable thing you will ever have.

01:36:02.900 It really is

01:36:04.300 It honestly is

01:36:05.100 And it's finite

01:36:06.380 It's a hard truth

01:36:08.260 It's finite

01:36:08.860 Especially when you're young

01:36:10.160 You think you've got endless days

01:36:11.240 You've got endless days

01:36:12.340 When you say

01:36:12.600 Oh I can just waste a day

01:36:13.640 I'll just spend a big chunk of it sleeping

01:36:15.300 I'll just waste it playing a computer game

01:36:16.660 I've already completed

01:36:17.280 Whatever

01:36:17.660 No

01:36:18.480 Your time is the most valuable thing

01:36:21.960 By orders of magnitude

01:36:23.180 More valuable than anything else you'll ever own

01:36:25.740 Gold, silver, gems, houses, cars

01:36:28.100 You can't take any of that with you can you?

01:36:31.260 It's not of any value

01:36:32.240 In the final reckoning

01:36:33.220 Your time is

01:36:34.840 Your time is the most important thing you have

01:36:37.940 Try and make it count

01:36:39.180 If you can, for you

01:36:40.240 This is for your benefit

01:36:41.860 If you can

01:36:42.740 Alright

01:36:43.140 That's enough preaching

01:36:44.740 You do you

01:36:45.880 I hope you enjoy the day one way or another

01:36:47.660 Until tomorrow morning then

01:36:49.060 Take care

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - September 07, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Monday 7th September 2026

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