The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Thursday 13th August 2026

00:00:00.000 Morning

00:00:00.300 You alright?

00:00:07.260 Oh you don't

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00:00:09.700 Me? Yeah I'm fine

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00:00:11.760 Yeah not too bad

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00:00:12.920 It is just ticked past 8 in the AM

00:00:15.540 British summer time

00:00:16.340 On Thursday the 13th of August

00:00:17.560 In the year of our law 2026

00:00:18.740 You're the glorious band

00:00:19.340 I chose to be my band of brothers

00:00:20.420 And sisters

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00:00:23.300 As always I'm joined by my producer

00:00:24.840 Little Harry

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00:00:26.680 There he is

00:00:27.960 The omniscient voice

00:00:29.880 of the producer little harry but i'm also joined by a guest this morning big harry hello hello

00:00:38.680 there that's right you've got double trouble today folks when harry's collide yeah and may i say it

00:00:45.200 was truly a privilege to watch the master at work then with that little intro that little the little

00:00:50.140 turn i felt the authority the grace well you've done it like a must be what a few hundred times

00:00:58.120 now is it eight months in uh got it honed down to a fine fine machine type thing okay all right

00:01:06.920 so thanks for joining me thanks for having me on mate hello everybody i hope you're all doing all

00:01:13.520 right i'm a wonderful person i hope none of you blinded yourselves against my express wishes but

00:01:18.940 you know i'll i'll forgive you this time i did see mr dickie bingo not dinky bingo mr dickie

00:01:23.540 bingo in the chat saying that yeah i am bringing a civil case against you for grinding me no he

00:01:31.820 didn't say that we watched the eclipse didn't we yeah we all hung out after work yesterday we we

00:01:37.400 went to the park we experienced some of the beautiful diversity of the local swindon parks

00:01:42.240 you know they they say that there's like the um the mythical brown note you know the note that's

00:01:47.140 so low if you hit it everybody in the room like defecates yeah right i think what we experienced

00:01:52.400 yesterday at the park watching the eclipse because somebody brought a big speaker was

00:01:56.380 blasting music that nobody else wanted to listen to was uh was what i would call the brown sound

00:02:01.180 you know and the universal brown beat i was a black guy with some third world music yeah yeah

00:02:08.820 yeah it was to be clear what it was it it made the whole bit feel it it was a bit less mythical

00:02:15.060 than i was hoping for you know thank god he played it a couple of minutes after the the height the

00:02:21.100 main bit of the eclipse if you'd be playing it in the lead up to and through it it would have

00:02:25.740 really ruined it for me honestly it would have really really ruined it you started playing it

00:02:29.300 a few more a couple of minutes after it was just like what are you doing who are you get out of my

00:02:36.360 country what oh but other than that it was a nice experience said hello to everybody until that

00:02:43.400 moment yeah a good half dozen or more life seaters went out to the park for a drink and so it was

00:02:47.680 nice and so in the legacy corporate lamestream media this morning it is wall to wall on in the

00:02:53.860 print media on fleet street anyway it really is wall to wall so here we go we've got the sun the

00:02:58.580 moon well let's just explain that look the sun the moon very clever very very clever that is isn't it

00:03:05.540 somebody got bonus for that one yeah so we've got the sun the moon and the greatest show on earth

00:03:09.960 the same thing so and the papers are basically wall to wall so we'll whip through them ever so

00:03:15.220 slightly faster than usual perhaps because it's just the same story and then we'll talk about

00:03:19.420 other things since I've got you on there's a few other stories but it's kind of summer so

00:03:24.940 slower news days a bit well because there's no parliament for a start yeah I used to call it or

00:03:30.900 sometimes still call it a silly season where if you're going to get papers talk about complete

00:03:36.660 nonsense and I mean complete nonsense like a double-decker bus has been spotted on the moon

00:03:42.180 or something then it's going to be during silly season which we're actually in right now basically

00:03:46.860 so all right considering there's not amazing brilliant news in the rest of the world I mean

00:03:52.300 there is of course there's loads of things going on a world of things to talk about they've all

00:03:56.120 gone with the eclipse but I suppose it's fair enough because it's once in a generation type

00:04:00.240 thing there we go that seems to be an inverse image because when we were watching it the moon

00:04:05.720 seems to be coming in from the other angle as you looked at it from right to left didn't it

00:04:10.120 Is it not just that this is like as it's leaving?

00:04:14.020 It could be as it's leaving.

00:04:15.180 Fair point.

00:04:15.820 Fair point.

00:04:16.200 Or it could be from, doesn't have to necessarily be from Britain.

00:04:20.500 Some of the other front pages are showing a total eclipse,

00:04:23.680 which obviously you would only get an image from in somewhere like Greenland,

00:04:26.920 Iceland, Spain, the Balearics.

00:04:31.140 Okay.

00:04:31.900 So the sun for drama, got no other headline.

00:04:35.300 That's it.

00:04:35.620 Well, other than they're telling you it's a souvenir.

00:04:38.480 anyone's going to buy this and frame it and keep it for all time or flog it yeah this is this is

00:04:44.860 a souvenir this is going to generate value for you so yeah it's going to appreciate in value

00:04:49.380 but the mythical collector of sun papers who isn't using them as a as a desperate last means

00:04:55.400 toilet paper i wonder if there is someone out there that's collected every copy of the sun

00:05:01.440 there probably is there probably is all right the eye paper same thing and you see this must be an

00:05:06.780 image not from britain that must be from god knows where iceland or spain or something okay there you

00:05:12.720 can see the totality the totality i mentioned before that i did see that in 1999 and it did

00:05:19.360 make a big difference like when we were watching it yesterday we got something like 96 and it did

00:05:24.980 go darker it dimmed it dimmed it didn't go dark dark it dimmed a bit it didn't get that much

00:05:30.940 cooler i didn't feel all of a sudden chill nothing like that given the surroundings that we had you

00:05:35.100 know i'm glad it didn't go like completely dark or else we might have got mugged yeah yeah probably

00:05:39.480 but but it dimmed a little bit it was more like romantic lighting it did you and the missus have

00:05:44.580 got back and you want to like share a bottle of wine and the slither of something like the four

00:05:49.680 percent maybe five percent of the sun that was never covered up you still couldn't look at that

00:05:53.560 with your naked eye it's still far too brilliant wasn't it it's not oh yeah so it's only five

00:05:57.820 percent and i'll squint or i'll do that with my hand and it'll be all right no no no that'll still

00:06:01.620 burn your retina out yeah despite some of the people we were with like my mate tyler who was

00:06:05.860 just sort of like oh don't worry about it look straight at the sun it's good for your eyes it

00:06:10.400 was like you're gonna you're gonna blind yourself what i was expecting was to as as it hit like

00:06:15.380 peak eclipse i was expecting to just hear all around me a load of people at once going ah

00:06:20.720 just hear like blood coming down huh mass blinding event well um your mate what's his name

00:06:30.420 or tyler yeah he seemed very unimpressed with the whole thing to be quite honest

00:06:34.320 well you know he didn't seem interested remotely he is he is from swindon oh is he

00:06:39.860 yeah oh well if that explains it you know his life's been difficult enough it takes a lot to

00:06:45.120 impress him you know because yesterday i did a poll do you care about the eclipse like yes

00:06:49.680 completely a bit a little bit and not at all and there was like no i think nine percent of people

00:06:54.260 said not at all like just not at all so nine percent you know one in ten nearly people are

00:07:00.820 like you know it is a pretty spectacular like natural phenomenon it's pretty cool it's the

00:07:07.100 most wondrous thing in the cosmos you will ever see with your naked eye yeah i wouldn't go that

00:07:12.320 what else is there naked women well no but but not that sort of thing i don't mean that i don't mean

00:07:20.580 okay okay but they have a dozen there's literally billions of those so this is like a unique

00:07:31.400 all right you know i'm talking about you know i'm talking about okay all right the metro

00:07:37.080 ugh gross the metro subversive slop isn't it harry the metro uh do you get that up up to north

00:07:43.580 do you get it yeah we do get the metro up north i've never taken a proper look at it though like

00:07:47.680 if i'm looking at the newspaper stands i'm just looking at like the bit the big ones you know

00:07:52.940 like daily mail the guardian stuff like that the metro is kind of it tends to be like hidden around

00:07:59.380 the corner somewhere yeah or it's like second tier the minor leagues yeah like why am i gonna bother

00:08:04.320 with that okay how much does it cost because that whenever i go oh they're free they're free oh well

00:08:09.960 there you go there you go the fact that it doesn't cost you an arm and a leg to get just shows you

00:08:14.680 where it stands in the hierarchy yeah right and they're really thin like it's only a few pages

00:08:19.200 15 20 pages so easy work then yeah and the journalism is pure slop real globalist real

00:08:26.540 real leftist globalist slop anti-white anti-western uh here's blocked all the fuss was about 0.95

00:08:33.080 because the sun was blotted out that's rubbish yeah well yeah no wonder it's free 0.99

00:08:41.940 because block rhymes with what doesn't it harry do you do you get it right no 0.99

00:08:49.540 they treat you like an idiot don't they with stuff like i think if i was in charge of a newspaper i 0.93

00:08:55.080 would never do puns i don't think i don't think i would ever do them it's like why why who who is 0.99

00:09:00.720 this for see that's what the problem is in that case you'd never get hired oh yeah because because

00:09:06.620 newspapers love puns and even when i was going through school and learning about like my media

00:09:12.820 studies in school and then going through to college and then university it was just puns it

00:09:18.020 was all about the puns it seemed like the gold standard for what any newspaper editor is looking

00:09:23.300 for is a gig either some kind of like like blood and guts headline on the front cover like the most

00:09:30.440 spectacular most sensational thing ever like prince harry caught in toilet cubicle with elton john

00:09:37.300 having some fun you know something like that just something completely sensational yeah or barring

00:09:41.880 that puns they were desperate for puns wow why is that a like a convention i don't i i don't

00:09:50.380 understand it i wouldn't do it okay the independent oh they've actually talked about something else

00:09:55.600 a burner must be brave in tackling burning britain okay then there's another picture

00:10:01.200 move over sunshine

00:10:02.560 heat wave eclipse by a moment of shade

00:10:06.880 there you go it's not clever though yeah

00:10:11.680 it's not it's not like just in the abstract to move over sunshine

00:10:19.300 move over sunshine good day sunshine is that right is that the lyrics

00:10:25.160 The male, the male group

00:10:27.780 Pure globalist filth 1.00

00:10:29.520 Wearing the skin suit of something 0.96

00:10:31.960 That's patriotic or nativist

00:10:33.300 It's not at all, it's pure globalism

00:10:35.700 Is the only male still Murdoch?

00:10:37.700 No, I don't think so, no, no

00:10:38.840 I think that's a while ago now

00:10:40.640 The male group got bought by someone else, didn't they?

00:10:43.900 Correct me if I'm wrong

00:10:44.480 Is it Sky News and Fox News and all those ones

00:10:47.400 That are all Murdoch?

00:10:49.480 Not anymore, isn't Sky

00:10:50.740 I'm well behind the times

00:10:52.520 my Murdoch

00:10:53.340 and I read James O'Brien

00:10:55.100 so recently as well

00:10:56.320 just the other year

00:10:57.320 wait Sky News is still

00:10:58.820 isn't it

00:10:59.640 at least in

00:11:00.740 they've changed

00:11:01.140 a lot of them have

00:11:01.880 changed hands recently

00:11:02.760 like in the last couple

00:11:03.500 of years

00:11:03.800 yeah

00:11:04.140 and he's one of those

00:11:06.000 guys that you look up

00:11:06.800 and you go like

00:11:07.340 what he's not dead

00:11:08.300 yeah is the Rupert Murdoch

00:11:11.160 still alive

00:11:11.620 I think he is

00:11:12.120 isn't he

00:11:12.380 yeah

00:11:12.980 remarkably so

00:11:14.160 it's like

00:11:14.760 is Noam Chomsky

00:11:15.980 still alive

00:11:16.580 yeah

00:11:16.960 the blood of

00:11:18.620 the blood of children

00:11:19.460 takes you a long way

00:11:20.280 yeah

00:11:20.700 it really does

00:11:22.180 if you swap out your old man blood your dying old man blood for young kids blood intravenously

00:11:27.060 regularly does wonders yeah that is a thing that you can do isn't it didn't that brian johnson guy

00:11:33.020 the longevity guy isn't he doing stuff like that with his own son i don't know about the actual

00:11:37.700 kids bit but the kid the thing of swapping out your blood for better blood is totally oh yeah

00:11:42.460 that's how loads of um cyclists like lance armstrong that's what they'll do in the middle

00:11:48.460 of like a tour de france where you've done a few stages and your blood is basically a little bit

00:11:54.980 knackered the oxygen level in your blood is lowered because you've been working so hard

00:11:59.000 transfusion yeah they literally go in their travel home and hook up hook up blood transfusions

00:12:05.660 with brand new oxygenated highly oxygenated blood next day you're highly competitive back on it

00:12:13.320 again 100% surely cocaine is cheaper oh yeah yeah a lot cheaper that's a lot less complicated

00:12:20.140 doesn't leave loads of needle marks in you for a start I would have thought but um yeah no that's

00:12:24.280 totally a thing to just swap your blood out for better blood one way or another so I mean it's 0.94

00:12:30.960 not a million mile stretch to old people in fact it sounds like she sounds like cheating to me

00:12:35.640 well yeah in fact I think it was was it Mel Gibson so it may be not Mel Gibson apologies

00:12:41.280 if it wasn't Mel Gibson. Someone went on Joe Rogan once a while ago. Maybe it was like

00:12:48.220 Kirk Douglas before he died or something, anyway.

00:12:50.960 And he got to, what, 106 Kirk Douglas?

00:12:54.300 Or maybe it was Michael Douglas. I can't remember. It was someone, anyway. And they were just

00:12:56.780 openly talking about it. Yeah, like, in America, if you've got enough money privately, you

00:13:00.900 go, just swap my blood out for better blood. I'm old, and I can prepare to pay for it,

00:13:06.500 and the doctor's prepared to do it. It's like, it's totally a thing. So, all right, well.

00:13:10.420 anyway bit of an aside there back to the eclipse oh yeah back to the eclipse yeah britain finally

00:13:17.500 gets a break from the sun for a few minutes yeah okay great well done the real bewildering link

00:13:25.620 to a record fires this is a story i thought they might be going with that it is largely arson but

00:13:31.360 no says after 1017 wildfires already this year eco drama is blamed for turning country into

00:13:38.600 tinderbox it's like oh are they going to talk about that loads of these fires wildfires in

00:13:43.020 inverted commas are in fact are the result of arson no no they're just talking about

00:13:49.400 how it's just uh basically labor and environmental policies of sort of you know like the back

00:13:57.880 burning do they call it uh very the various things where you deliberately set wildfires

00:14:01.820 in the off season to get rid of brush oh yeah to reduce the risk of wildfires in summer that

00:14:07.020 that's what they've stopped doing that that's what they refuse to do in california which led

00:14:10.880 to the enormous wildfires at the beginning of the last year after after an arsonist had a go

00:14:15.680 didn't well it wasn't it that's why it burns up so much because it was able to spread that's what

00:14:19.360 some say yeah uh but yeah i know about backburning i mean obviously like the weather conditions make

00:14:24.660 it easier for things to be really dried out and really flammable but i this amount of fires don't

00:14:33.460 just start yeah i don't know if you watched the boat show yesterday or a second i did on state

00:14:41.040 of politics state of politics uh where there was a story in the bbc which they memory hold very

00:14:47.440 very quickly uh saying that in france because there's been loads loads of wildfires in france

00:14:51.440 um they've arrested over 400 people for starting arson and and their stats was that nine out of

00:14:58.200 10 of them were set deliberately by people i wonder how many of those people are some kind of

00:15:02.600 like deranged eco-warriors who want to make the news they want there to be the wildfires so they

00:15:09.160 can say can you believe what global warming is doing to us from what little they said it was a 1.00

00:15:13.580 combination of that um they're just insane kids yeah that makes sense just stupid crazy kids 1.00

00:15:21.200 or there's some sort of tiktok thing in fact some sort of tiktok trend go start a wildfire 1.00

00:15:26.140 uh yeah eco-warrior people a couple of them were like firefighters

00:15:30.320 to sort of give themselves there's been more than one example of that give themselves the work 0.99

00:15:34.440 um uh stupid people that are like trying um like have a a barbecue out in the woods 1.00

00:15:43.680 or whatever you know those disposable barbecues yeah yeah just in a metal train 1.00

00:15:47.720 apparently burnham and his government are thinking of banning disposable barbecues because 1.00

00:15:54.000 i mean idiots go out and mainly frankly whenever i've seen people using them in the wild in stupid 1.00

00:16:00.200 places it's been foreigners it's been far as like it's the next thing like like you go to the peak 1.00

00:16:05.000 district and i went to the peak district a few years ago i was having a lovely time but it was 1.00

00:16:09.320 completely ruined by the fact that you know i was going to these stepping stones down this lovely 1.00

00:16:14.440 stream gorgeous environment everywhere everywhere was foreigners and this was before i'd started 0.98

00:16:20.440 really taking as much notice of these things and uh but even at the time i was like walking along

00:16:27.160 and a bunch of i think there must have been indians or pakistanis at the other side of the

00:16:31.400 streams the side that i was on just a big they'd brought a big barbecue with them and they were

00:16:35.880 just frying up some lamb in the middle of the peak district down the country path it's like

00:16:42.840 really yeah maybe just do it at home bring it with you yeah i hated it i hated it yeah it's 1.00

00:16:50.120 horrible it's retarded retarded and they could have easily set fire to stuff easily yeah that 0.99

00:16:56.520 thing of those disposable ones where it's just like a basically a big metal tray isn't it yeah 1.00

00:17:00.960 like coals in it's not coals but fire lighter type material and you just set fire to it and

00:17:06.060 it's got its own grill on top and little metal grate and then you just put your meat straight

00:17:11.680 on top of that it's a one-time one-use thing yeah you knock some coals by accident you kick

00:17:15.060 you kick it or you just put it straight on the ground yeah it's going to scorch and burn the 1.00

00:17:19.480 grass underneath that um and yet foreign foreign foreign people doing that because they don't 1.00

00:17:25.200 necessarily understand that that could cause if there's one thing that the internet has taught me 0.88

00:17:32.480 is the subcontinent is full of people with a spectacular talent for killing themselves by

00:17:38.260 accident so if they just set fire to the forest that they're in and take a load of other people

00:17:43.660 out with them you know part and parcel done a few segments haven't we i did it also on state

00:17:49.060 of politics one time or nate did one uh i think carl's done one on the main podcast of sort of

00:17:54.160 Complications of specifically Indian people getting terribly injured 0.89

00:17:58.560 and or even sometimes killed through sort of the dumbest thing you could do. 0.98

00:18:04.620 Yeah, trains. 0.99

00:18:05.620 They just stand on train tracks.

00:18:07.100 Just walking out on a motorway.

00:18:10.240 Looking at the traffic, but slowly walking in through it

00:18:13.700 and surprise, surprise, they get hit.

00:18:15.220 Like he's playing chicken with it or something.

00:18:16.640 Like loads of examples of that.

00:18:18.500 Well, you can't sacrifice your is-at to stop at the side of the road

00:18:21.620 and wait for the cars, can you?

00:18:22.980 What is-at?

00:18:23.700 destiny oh did you have you missed out on the is that discourse i guess i think so apparently so

00:18:29.940 is that's like an honor system in india and the subcontinent where it's learning something it's

00:18:36.700 basically saving face okay and you find that lots of foreign cultures outside of europe and even some

00:18:42.480 more honor-based cultures within europe have this kind of form of saving face but not to the extreme

00:18:47.560 degree that they have in the subcontinent where that people will literally like put themselves in

00:18:52.840 death defying situations to save face they will lie and cheat and steal to save face that's why 0.99

00:19:01.160 like call center indians are such a thing then they give such bad service because if you say 1.00

00:19:07.520 you're giving me bad service right now give me better service that's an insult to their honor 1.00

00:19:12.040 so they're a scammer yeah so they've got to save face but also it's why they're more than happy to

00:19:19.060 lie because it might be more worthy for them to get their honor by getting the scam sale than it

00:19:25.140 is for them to like absolutely prostrate themselves to you please sir my mother she's dying i need the

00:19:31.960 money please you know that kind of thing so a perverse sense of honor not real honor yeah got

00:19:38.440 it it's that kind of thing and uh i've also seen some videos you know you see the ones of them

00:19:43.100 going on the uh going on the train tracks i've i've seen ones of them just doing like even

00:19:47.320 stupid and stuff like that like purposefully doing it i saw this video getting shared about the other

00:19:51.580 day it was this guy standing on top of a building like a two-story building and for some reason i 0.99

00:19:57.560 don't know what the context of this is he's just like i'm gonna jump onto those power lines right

00:20:03.900 there like a superhero or something and people are filming him and they're from the street going

00:20:09.100 go on jump do it yeah yeah whereas in over here you see someone standing at the edge of a building

00:20:14.180 like that you'd be like no yeah don't do that yeah and of course he jumps he grabs a hold of

00:20:19.960 the power lines there's a big ball of flame and then the video ends all right it's like what

00:20:26.700 what led to this why are they cheering you on you don't seem depressed to me you just don't seem to

00:20:33.560 understand that no this will kill you what led to this you ask i would suggest probably more than

00:20:39.200 one generation of inbreeding that uh maybe i don't know yeah weird or just a general super low iq

00:20:51.040 the the argument that specifically people from the subcontinent are so much more clever and we

00:20:55.200 need them to code for us or anything like that no no no no no we don't we don't need them at all in 0.98

00:21:01.840 in the west we don't need any of them at all my feeling oh wait wasn't there also supposed to be

00:21:08.720 some poll that i gave yeah we do that after the front oh after we'll get to okay okay let's whip

00:21:15.440 through them a bit more then the daily telegraph the tory graph is supposed to be right of center

00:21:19.440 but is as much globalist slop as anything else anyone who talks about re-migration or wanting

00:21:26.400 to save our country from demographic decline and ruin they will try and annihilate in the in the

00:21:32.080 public in the public square the telegraph right showing its true color certainly i thought it was 0.99

00:21:37.840 bought by a german zionist oh yeah showing its true colors that it despises we're not allowed

00:21:43.880 a country called to according to the telegraph you're not allowed to have an ancestral homeland 0.99

00:21:48.240 israel is but we're not that's just only one people only one people are out are allowed a

00:21:53.980 country jews have got a divine right to uh be an ethnic major and racial and religious

00:22:00.380 majority in their country we don't everybody else we don't we're not allowed that a gigantic

00:22:05.000 free-for-all pvp server that's what we get they get a country and we get runescape when you wander

00:22:11.400 a little bit too far off the map and start getting griefed according to the telegraph britain airstrip

00:22:17.700 one is now just an overflow car park for the detritus of the world the human detritus of the

00:22:22.860 just an overflow car park for them just pack as many of them in here as possible and they are

00:22:28.500 british now according to the likes of alistair heath or whatever okay same doesn't apply for

00:22:34.180 israel though interesting interesting okay the greatest show on earth

00:22:37.740 yeah okay i mean it was a nice little like afternoon out i suppose

00:22:44.800 burnham prepared to spend more on housing asylum seekers because he wants to operation scatter

00:22:52.100 operation schmear he doesn't want to put them all in poor areas he wants to make sure they go to 1.00

00:22:58.840 middle class areas as well that might cost more that might cost the state more but it's worth it

00:23:02.480 It's a matter of principle. 1.00

00:23:03.400 Look, moving migrants to middle-class areas will cost more, 0.82

00:23:06.540 but Prime Minister insists it must happen as a point of principle.

00:23:10.940 That's insane, isn't it?

00:23:13.260 Isn't it insane? It must happen.

00:23:15.460 At the same time, it's an acknowledgement of the fact that migration is bad. 0.99

00:23:22.200 That these migrants are bad and negatively affect communities. 0.99

00:23:26.060 Because his point of principle is, 1.00

00:23:27.600 well, we can't just be sending them all to the poor neighbourhoods.

00:23:30.300 and it doesn't sound like he's saying oh well because it's disadvantaging the migrants so

00:23:35.880 that they're in poor poor areas no it's because it makes those areas worse and so he's so what

00:23:41.740 he's literally saying is we're going to make wealthy areas worse as well and you know there

00:23:47.360 was that thing a few years ago in america where like um what was his name uh greg um abbott was

00:23:53.460 it the governor of texas was saying when they come through the border we're going to send them up to

00:23:57.760 the northern states as well where all these wealthy people live it's like i understand the

00:24:02.320 the vindictive feeling that motivates that because these people support this but they don't get any

00:24:07.760 of the second-hand effects of it or anything but at the same time you're not making texas better

00:24:14.400 you're not making england or these working class areas better you're making the nice parts of

00:24:20.640 england worse and you're spreading them out in such a way that means it's going to be more difficult 1.00

00:24:25.760 to get rid of them later they were talking about fairness they trotted out a home office

00:24:31.240 ministry yesterday they're saying that all of this is to do with fairness

00:24:34.800 who's fairness i'm not quite sure but yeah instead of uh to make everything more fair

00:24:42.700 for equity and equality will bring everyone down to a third world slum

00:24:47.880 it will make it unsafe for all women in every part of the country right okay i'm sure what 0.99

00:24:53.540 little leafy shire villages need is a load of rapists and criminals showing up on their doorstep 0.88

00:24:59.940 that's what's going to make that's what's going to make your little granny who saved her whole 0.74

00:25:04.060 life to be able to retire somewhere nice in the countryside that's what's going to make her life

00:25:07.860 so much better tiny little rural villages that are completely homogenous and safe high trust 0.92

00:25:13.580 uh in the name of fairness will bust in a dozen afghans no in the name of fairness because it's

00:25:22.140 a point of principle and it must happen i mean is that not mad no if in

00:25:28.900 in the name of fairness i would say uh the home office and all civil servants must take in at 0.71

00:25:38.740 least three migrants into their own homes into their tiny little london flats that's that's fair 0.97

00:25:46.880 to me be fair yeah okay putin threatens to seize british ships after oil crackdown well be interesting

00:25:53.960 to see if that happens in any way shape or form i don't think although i don't know but i don't

00:25:57.960 think we sail many of our ships sort of into russian waters up in the baltic sea uh but we'll

00:26:05.900 see if he does anything like that um all right what else do we got oh the times the venerable

00:26:10.920 times what do you think they go with well the eclipse of course there you go that's that's

00:26:15.280 again not from england that will be from iceland or something very misleading the the newspapers

00:26:21.400 are actually very misleading today that's not what it looked like today yeah i know yeah i know i

00:26:26.380 never would have expected it oh look that's that story he's talking about barbecue ban to help uh

00:26:30.740 snub out wildfires that's the that's the the use and lose one time disposable

00:26:36.520 barbecues he's talking about it is the funny thing isn't it like this the barbecue ban yeah 0.99

00:26:42.060 it'll be stupid kids and foreigners setting a lot of these fires by accident if it's because of the 0.99

00:26:46.860 barbecues because you can't acknowledge that it's the foreigners doing it you can't have laws saying 1.00

00:26:54.340 oh the foreigners can't have these because that would be that wouldn't be liberal the echr wouldn't

00:26:59.740 be happy with that british values have never once held a double standard in law barring the 1688 bill 0.73

00:27:06.180 of rights or anything um so therefore we all have to relinquish our disposable barbecues

00:27:13.300 we all have to give up our rights and privileges to have certain things because it's the right

00:27:18.180 thing to do it's what churchill fought for don't you know you know look come on it's the right

00:27:24.280 thing to do that's my tony blair okay the ft the financial times they go with the eclipse okay

00:27:31.420 Here's a mildly interesting story

00:27:34.580 Ukraine ceases strikes on oil tankers

00:27:36.620 Using Russian port after Vance requests

00:27:38.740 Yeah, for a while, maybe

00:27:40.400 Key Kazakh route for crude 0.76

00:27:42.620 Washington fears

00:27:44.060 Market volatility

00:27:45.440 Chevron and Exxon stakes at risk

00:27:49.020 Shall we have a look at the price of crude on this show?

00:27:52.180 Oh yeah, go for it

00:27:53.060 Let's have a look, what is it trading at today?

00:27:55.120 Here we go, what have we got?

00:27:56.880 Okay, West Texas is at $83 a barrel

00:27:59.360 Brent crude

00:28:00.780 is it's just shy of $89 a barrel.

00:28:02.860 So $10, $5, $10 higher than when the war started.

00:28:06.840 Still significantly under that $100.

00:28:10.540 That was going to be the benchmark

00:28:12.060 for knowing that it was getting really bad

00:28:13.980 if it got to $100.

00:28:15.820 Although to be fair, I noticed in England

00:28:18.140 fuel prices have gone back up again.

00:28:20.760 Yeah, well, that's the next thing I always say

00:28:23.020 is that the price of crude on the open market,

00:28:26.020 if you're in a commodities trading desk

00:28:27.460 and you're buying and selling barrels of crude

00:28:29.220 all day, every day,

00:28:29.880 the actual price doesn't necessarily translate into how much a normal person pays for

00:28:34.720 gasoline or petrol or diesel at the petrol pump so tragically i drive a diesel um a diesel nissan

00:28:42.240 duke don't hurt me i know i've heard all the jokes i've heard all the jokes i'm a family man

00:28:47.060 okay i can't afford glitz and glamour um and it was what was it was like uh it got back down

00:28:55.780 before the war started it was about 140 for a litre of diesel it went up to like almost it went

00:29:03.960 up to 190 went back down to 160 ish the other week it gradually been going down and now it

00:29:10.180 shot straight back up to i think it's 182 last i looked so i'm just thinking like what what has

00:29:17.040 happened that's interesting isn't it 182 because it's ridiculous isn't that interesting what harry

00:29:23.120 just said there when the price of crude is not it's a tiny bit higher i wouldn't even say

00:29:29.940 significantly higher than when this war started it did shoot up like what three months ago four

00:29:35.760 months ago like the highest it went was anything over a hundred dollars is kind of expensive but

00:29:40.940 not crazy if it starts aging up to 115 120 that's a lot over 120 that's that's a lot and at one point

00:29:50.200 it did go up i think briefly brent went up to like 117 or 119 or maybe just tipped over 120

00:29:57.180 for like a day or two something like that something in that ballpark um but yeah not

00:30:03.140 like all-time high it's not 150 a barrel not like crazy astronomical it's 200 a barrel now

00:30:08.880 nothing like that i mean i'm wondering if it's people at the pumps expecting there to be a

00:30:13.700 shortage in the future so getting what they can out of it now i could just like spitballing ideas

00:30:19.160 really maybe who knows all right all right what else have we got we get there oh the guardian

00:30:24.140 gross the guardian let's do this i know it's only a banner it's not the actual headline i know

00:30:29.060 why have we stopped kissing speak for yourself i was exactly what i was gonna say that's your

00:30:34.640 feeling of the people that put the the guardian together i mean we're the i kiss my girlfriend

00:30:42.440 my partner all the time what are you talking about you maybe you've stopped kissing the 0.93

00:30:47.260 guardian because you're gross gross people yeah i don't always i don't always hate the guardian 0.96

00:30:52.480 in the actual articles because even if they take the worst perspective this is the wrong podcast 0.98

00:30:57.520 no no no go on bugger off no even if they take the worst perspective i do tend to find that they

00:31:02.580 their articles can be quite information dense in the same way the day that's actually the daily

00:31:07.580 mail as well actually often has a horrendous perspective but if you're reading a daily mail

00:31:12.580 article they're going to include every tiny little bit of information on the story in it right

00:31:17.020 I'd agree with that.

00:31:17.820 The Mail quite often,

00:31:18.900 the Mail and the Express

00:31:19.500 quite often break stories.

00:31:21.740 They're first with a story

00:31:22.580 quite often.

00:31:23.440 And the Guardian, 1.00

00:31:24.140 as shit, 1.00

00:31:24.640 oh, sorry, 1.00

00:31:25.360 they're not supposed

00:31:25.760 to swear on this show,

00:31:26.780 as bad,

00:31:27.460 as poor as they are,

00:31:28.520 as subversive as they are,

00:31:30.080 it's a really good bellwether

00:31:31.160 for what the left are thinking.

00:31:32.820 Yeah.

00:31:33.240 It's really good for that,

00:31:34.980 valuable for that.

00:31:36.000 But that's the main articles.

00:31:37.420 If you go to, like,

00:31:38.360 the editorials

00:31:39.180 and lifestyle section,

00:31:40.420 that's when you're going to get

00:31:42.240 that answer.

00:31:43.680 That's diabolical.

00:31:44.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:31:45.120 some indian woman with an opinion piece about how like white babies are evil or something 1.00

00:31:52.100 yeah yeah yeah okay you should euthanize your white toddler yeah yeah do you have a white baby 0.99

00:31:58.860 here's why you might should consider abandoning it or something right by chakra bohishthira 1.00

00:32:05.140 right yeah yeah a new opinion piece from muhammad islam says maybe you should burn down your own

00:32:14.040 cathedrals or something yeah great idea okay pm vows to tackle climate as nurses will okay that's 0.77

00:32:21.700 just nonsense all right let's get in the express using stairs sorry do you know what would be good

00:32:26.300 for heat toll ac that's racist though isn't it i'm not i'm not one of those guys who says that

00:32:34.700 britain and europe can't have ac at all i think in strategic areas like i don't know hospitals

00:32:40.880 might be a good idea

00:32:43.180 because people

00:32:44.660 die in hospitals 1.00

00:32:47.200 Old people's homes 0.98

00:32:48.960 Old people's homes, you know, places where people 1.00

00:32:51.100 are liable to die 1.00

00:32:52.180 maybe you want to have some control over the

00:32:55.040 climate in those buildings

00:32:56.380 Just throwing it out there. Only state ones though

00:32:58.980 privately owned ones shouldn't be allowed

00:33:01.060 Of course. This is according

00:33:03.020 to that Yasmin Alibaba

00:33:04.820 Brown. If you're just a private individual and you

00:33:07.000 can afford an aircon, no 1.00

00:33:08.380 because it's not fair on the third world

00:33:10.200 what yeah yeah yeah don't don't ask me to make it make any sense or her because it doesn't okay

00:33:18.120 using stairs may cut risk of early death by a quarter the article says uh yeah doing a little

00:33:23.500 bit of cardio is better than not doing any cardio for your health for the health of your heart

00:33:29.620 and cardiovascular system which paper is this uh the express yeah breaking news read all about it

00:33:36.860 Roll up, roll up.

00:33:38.120 Breaking news.

00:33:39.340 Science says moving good.

00:33:41.660 Yeah.

00:33:43.120 Okay, they're the front pages.

00:33:44.420 They're the increasingly absurd and infuriating front pages.

00:33:47.080 Now we do our poll.

00:33:48.260 Now we get to our poll.

00:33:49.860 So we asked you today.

00:33:54.040 I let Big Harry, I let Big Harry write the poll.

00:33:57.380 He begged me for a question.

00:33:58.820 That's what happened.

00:33:59.480 So we got, who is the best Dream Theater drummer?

00:34:03.540 mike portney or mike mangini mangini portnoy or mike mangini there you go now i don't know

00:34:12.560 dream theater at all and i've never heard of these two individuals so i'm sure take it away

00:34:17.360 i'm shocked you've never heard of dream theater really in the i don't know what genre of music

00:34:22.020 i've never heard a single song because i don't know in the incredibly niche sub-genre of progressive

00:34:28.980 rock heavy metal they are by far the most popular band of that incredibly niche sub-genre of heavy

00:34:37.820 metal to ever exist okay right they did in the early 90s have a really big hit uh that you may

00:34:45.840 have even heard at some point called pull me under no no i go back and i listen to the likes of sort

00:34:53.380 of dire straits and uh stuff like that like only dire straits with mac i mean give me a bit of the

00:34:59.760 who well i mean i was i don't know dream i was listening to rumors on the drive up that's a

00:35:03.660 great album down yesterday great album the reason it's one of the all-time selling albums anyway

00:35:07.360 sorry dream dire straits i'm only really into sultans of swing sorry because it's got some

00:35:11.800 great guitar work in it yeah uh dream theater progressive heavy metal band absolutely amazing

00:35:18.160 stuff for literally a 42 minute long song in one case you know that's is that a little bit excessive

00:35:25.740 that's taking the mickey isn't it well it's it's structured more like a large classical piece with

00:35:29.940 an overture it's it's really it's it's really nicely done it's not self-indulgent it's very

00:35:36.440 so okay okay okay very so i'll never deny that it's very self-indulgent uh yeah they uh had mike

00:35:44.100 portnoy their classic drummer who was in the band for most of their for all of their classic albums

00:35:49.740 he left because he went to join avenger sevenfold for a bit they got a replacement make mangini

00:35:54.540 and portnoy is back now after mangini did a bunch of albums it's a big thing who's the better

00:35:59.680 obviously it's what there's a debate that mangini is potentially as good as portnoy uh yeah i know

00:36:06.420 right what's your opinion portnoy okay not not only do i prefer his drumming i prefer all the

00:36:11.180 material that he's worked on as well he was part of the classic period right but but i was just

00:36:17.900 wondering what the audience might say also particularly because your missus yesterday

00:36:21.260 opened with this question so she knows dream theater and she knows the portnoy versus mangini

00:36:28.440 divide as well okay and what did my take on it and we all agreed it's portnoy okay well if you're

00:36:33.980 interested if you're ever interested in drumming um there's a really great youtube channel called

00:36:39.520 drumeo and mike portnoy has done a number of videos with drumeo where they get him to do

00:36:45.220 silly things where it's like he listens to a taylor swift song for the first time with no drum track

00:36:50.280 and this absurd prog rock drummer has to come up with his own drum track for the taylor swift song

00:36:55.580 really fun little ideas like that is if you want to kill half an hour it's there's worse ways to

00:37:00.660 do it well your opinion was portnoy and portnoy has it in the polls 68 just to get off 67 68

00:37:07.020 percent of people agree with that one thing i have noticed is that i usually get about a thousand

00:37:13.760 votes sometimes often 11 1200 votes once or twice up near or once or twice to 2000 votes

00:37:20.860 usually the minimum of 900 plus votes only 240 people have bothered even voting on that poll so

00:37:30.020 as an experiment we're not doing this again clearly a very uncultured chat we have this

00:37:35.240 oh shots fired clearly the glorious band that chose a few my band of brothers you're at war

00:37:40.640 with them now well i mean they they already declared war on me so it's fine now you asked

00:37:47.060 me for something i did you asked me for something eccentric and niche this is on nobody would have

00:37:51.520 an idea of the concept the idea of doing this in the poll today was my idea you you didn't come in

00:37:57.020 saying boat i've got the poll today leave it to me i said why don't you why don't you do a poll

00:38:01.920 for like best thrash metal band or something it's like that's obvious i mean it's metallica

00:38:06.180 oh right and everybody that would be the obvious one so i went with the obscure one instead you

00:38:11.340 know i once saw metallica live at the milton king's bowl in the late 90s did you oh in the

00:38:15.580 late 90s as well oh i bet that was a good show yeah it was great yeah yeah that's that's the

00:38:20.200 hardest music i would ever enjoy is metallica anything much harder even like pantera anything

00:38:25.340 more extreme than that is a bit like to me it's a bit of a dizz not really a song anymore but i

00:38:30.500 like Metallica

00:38:31.160 as the furthest I'll go

00:38:33.080 and yeah that gig was great

00:38:34.280 that gig was great

00:38:35.060 very musical band

00:38:36.080 my first gig

00:38:37.060 when I was 12 years old

00:38:38.520 in 2008

00:38:39.460 was Metallica

00:38:40.660 on their Death Magnetic tour

00:38:42.140 and that was a great time

00:38:43.860 my dad took me

00:38:44.760 where was that

00:38:45.220 in Manchester

00:38:45.760 Birmingham MEC

00:38:47.860 yeah

00:38:48.580 really good show

00:38:50.040 alright

00:38:51.300 that's enough about music

00:38:52.300 because we'll lose the audience

00:38:53.400 if we keep banging on about it

00:38:54.740 for too long

00:38:55.260 someone in the chat

00:38:55.980 is saying

00:38:56.440 I was there

00:38:57.540 I assume that means

00:38:58.500 he was at the same gig

00:38:59.580 as you were

00:39:00.120 in the 90s

00:39:00.860 Milton Keynes one

00:39:01.640 yeah

00:39:02.000 it was really long

00:39:02.980 they played

00:39:03.480 they played loads of songs

00:39:04.620 like 40 songs

00:39:05.800 50 songs

00:39:06.500 that's probably

00:39:07.280 when they were

00:39:07.860 at the height

00:39:08.340 of their touring power

00:39:09.580 because they all

00:39:10.320 sounded awesome

00:39:11.180 they had great

00:39:11.800 stage presence

00:39:12.360 and the endurance

00:39:13.500 to play those

00:39:14.220 like you see

00:39:15.280 Springsteen

00:39:16.080 even now

00:39:16.880 still plays like

00:39:17.500 three four hour shows

00:39:18.800 the boss

00:39:19.280 yeah yeah

00:39:19.900 the boss

00:39:20.580 sorry

00:39:20.940 put some respect

00:39:22.380 on his name

00:39:22.880 oh it's A-level day

00:39:24.380 A-level results day

00:39:25.420 day

00:39:26.720 great

00:39:28.600 what did you get

00:39:29.260 on your A-levels

00:39:30.100 i got an a b a c and a d just covered all your bases yeah yeah yeah fair it's easy to remember

00:39:36.780 as well yeah and it actually was wasn't quite enough i was just off the number of ucas points

00:39:42.140 you needed to get into my first choice king's college london i was like one or two points

00:39:46.540 didn't make it i got a conditional offer and i was like i was like oh no my dream of going to like

00:39:52.960 the uni i really want to go to but then they rang me up that morning mid-morning and said

00:39:59.220 if you want the place you've got it and i was like a roller coaster for me that day a real

00:40:04.620 roller coaster the anticipation the oh i just missed out like the depths of despair to oh i've

00:40:10.180 got it i've got exactly what i wanted it's over we're back it's over we're back the cycle continues

00:40:15.820 what did you get uh i got uh english lit b english language b music technology a distinction star

00:40:25.180 a star uh but they didn't do it that way it was a it was a b-tech uh more based around like

00:40:31.820 practice because it was me like it was all about music production it was all about the practical

00:40:35.460 stuff so it wasn't it wasn't really an exam you could do for it so fair enough just just like

00:40:39.780 you got a higher grade for it i got the highest grade for it i i focused way more on that than

00:40:45.920 english literature and language and i did start annoying my my teachers in english literature by

00:40:51.000 asking too many questions about the books that we were reading and she was just like no you just

00:40:55.940 listen to my interpreter are you sure uh mrs feminist teacher that when in wuthering heights 0.96

00:41:03.020 kathy puts a key into a lock that that's actually a metaphor for sex are you sure it's not just that 0.73

00:41:08.740 she needs to unlock a door no harry it's definitely a repressed sexual fantasy of emily bronte okay 0.62

00:41:16.900 thank you thank you mrs teacher yeah i did english at a level as well and um again had 1.00

00:41:23.240 uh i had two teachers for it but one of them was this feminist woman yeah and she was just telling 0.95

00:41:27.780 us like dh lawrence or whatever it means this it does mean this and when you write an essay about

00:41:32.560 it this is the argument you put forward and if it comes up mark you down and if it comes up in the

00:41:38.100 exam an essay question in the exam that's the answer you give don't give your own opinions or

00:41:43.080 anything like that it's it's this or something like uh what did i have to do at some point i had

00:41:47.120 to do a graham green novel and she's like it all the imagery and all the metaphors in it it means

00:41:52.100 this thing specific thing nothing else don't write me an essay that with your own thoughts

00:41:57.020 and opinions on it that will be wrong really really okay and what else was there there was

00:42:04.300 also the moment when we were studying the tempest you know shakes one of shakespeare's great plays

00:42:08.500 the tempest and uh at one point i put my hand up and i go excuse me mrs teacher um why didn't if

00:42:16.740 if prospero's got magic powers and could have got the island got them off the island at any time

00:42:22.340 why did he choose not to do that for 12 years and stayed in exile the whole time and she just

00:42:31.940 well i guess shakespeare didn't think of that harry it's like no there is there is actually

00:42:36.740 an answer in the tech i've gone back and read through it since then and gone like well well

00:42:40.660 yeah it's obvious why he's trying he wants to be away from society and raise his daughter right

00:42:46.020 but this teacher was just sort of like being being mugged off by me essentially asking questions that

00:42:52.740 she wasn't expecting and i think i started to annoy her annoy her yeah yeah you're annoying

00:42:59.220 normal kid you've got male questions i actually don't know the tempest that well i must admit

00:43:07.700 it's one of the more famous ones i should become more familiar with okay let's move on here trump

00:43:12.740 a bit a bit more of the story we brought you on the beau show breakfast on monday that trump was

00:43:17.780 sort of smuggled off of air force one or air force one is the call sign it's not the name of the

00:43:22.740 airplane so he's smuggled off the normal presidential airplane in like some sort of

00:43:27.300 catering van cart thing but the rest of his the rest of his officials were were not so they're

00:43:34.620 used as a type of decoy or bait or something some more details of that emerging okay mildly

00:43:41.760 interesting I think ITV News just went with that it's hot yeah there you go well done brilliant

00:43:46.280 cheers I hadn't noticed thanks Sky News today for some reason focusing on the TV as well the

00:43:53.000 actual sky news channel focusing loads on the war in sudan and how terrible it is how people are

00:43:59.280 suffering and there's not enough food and all the hospitals don't work properly properly no no

00:44:05.100 discussion whatsoever about the causes of the war that is to crazy sudanese generals fighting over

00:44:12.840 resources no nothing about that it's just that if you're a poor woman in sudan you try and give birth

00:44:18.940 it's going to be in unsanitary conditions no talk about the actual causes of the war i mean i just

00:44:24.980 assume that half of africa is constantly at civil war yeah and sudan is the point to the point where

00:44:32.040 with somebody with somewhere like sudan my only real question of concern is are they going to end

00:44:39.520 up here somehow yeah are they going to find some way for an ngo to airlift them into surrey yeah

00:44:47.320 with burnham's help at this point yeah yeah i don't care about the sudanese civil war at all

00:44:54.320 it's got nothing to do with us shouldn't have anything to do with us beyond that i don't want 0.98

00:45:00.700 their quote-unquote refugees to come here that's all i care about i don't care we haven't got time 0.59

00:45:08.020 and capacity to be worrying about anything other than our own at this point okay what was this 0.99

00:45:13.700 oh yeah that tiny village in oxfordshire of 314 braces for 1250 migrants all fighting age men 0.86

00:45:21.240 all of them uh moving in we're being made prisoners say the uh the residents yeah yeah 1.00

00:45:28.240 it's about right just the height of injustice yeah yeah the same thing it's completely malicious 0.99

00:45:33.800 you can't you can't say that they're just being stupid when they do that that is yeah that is like 0.99

00:45:38.340 that feels to me 1.00

00:45:41.460 like vindictive city folk

00:45:44.080 going like

00:45:45.060 oh you live somewhere nice

00:45:46.640 I don't live somewhere nice

00:45:48.560 so you can't live somewhere nice

00:45:50.220 yeah absolutely

00:45:52.560 I do think a lot of

00:45:53.900 behaviour is motivated by 0.98

00:45:56.780 petty rubbish like that

00:45:58.980 more than we often attribute it to 0.99

00:46:01.320 rubbing their noses in diversity

00:46:03.280 has this chap had his nose rubbed

00:46:05.200 in diversity enough

00:46:06.300 no not yet

00:46:08.120 Nope 0.99

00:46:09.720 Not until the actual women folk of his family 1.00

00:46:13.020 Are unsafe 1.00

00:46:14.200 They feel unsafe, that they are unsafe 0.93

00:46:16.240 Only then will his nose have been truly rubbed in diversity

00:46:19.100 Well, I just hope he's never voted Labour 0.66

00:46:21.740 Or Lib Dem or Conservative even

00:46:24.180 Alright

00:46:25.440 Let's move on to On This Day in History

00:46:27.800 It's already quarter two

00:46:29.620 I do this

00:46:31.240 You've watched the show before, right?

00:46:32.600 So, you know

00:46:33.320 Down through the centuries, On This Day in History

00:46:35.400 What happened on the 13th of August

00:46:36.760 Okay, today we've got, on this day in 1521, Spanish conquistadors, led by Hernán Cortés, capture Aztec emperor, how do you pronounce that, Chua Temoc?

00:46:50.740 Close enough.

00:46:51.700 Chua Temoc, he's the one after Moctezuma II, who was briefly reigned and history largely forgets, where they capture him in Tenochtitlan, the capital, which is modern day Mexico City, isn't it, bringing the Aztec Empire to an end.

00:47:06.080 so yeah that based day the very nice yeah very based day beast beast beast no uh i think human

00:47:14.800 sacrifice will end we're not big fans of that where we come from we'll just do it a spanish way

00:47:21.560 by get a special garrotting chair and garrot people instead makes sense makes perfect sense

00:47:26.760 to me listen torture is of a higher class than human sacrifice okay you've got to understand

00:47:32.100 And there's degrees to these things.

00:47:34.500 The state will still kill people,

00:47:36.600 but we'll do it with a garrot instead of a sharpened stone. 0.87

00:47:39.500 Listen, first you have a fake trial,

00:47:42.600 which makes it so much better.

00:47:44.580 So much better.

00:47:45.500 Quite right.

00:47:45.960 Yeah, there was a trial.

00:47:47.900 So that makes a difference.

00:47:49.060 Yeah, okay.

00:47:49.800 On this day in 1536,

00:47:51.560 Buddhist monks from a Kyoto temple

00:47:53.880 set fire to 21 other temples in Kyoto

00:47:56.320 as part of the Tenban Hokei disturbance. 0.56

00:47:59.900 I know a tiny bit about this.

00:48:01.360 don't know in massive detail but it's interesting coincidence even about six months ago maybe a year

00:48:05.140 ago i was watching some stuff about this but in the middle ages or even up to sort of what the

00:48:10.880 19th century um there's various types of warrior buddhist monks in japan they'd have rivalries

00:48:17.680 with other temples um well if you go back to the 16th century they're literally setting each

00:48:22.420 other's temples on fire they had sort of de facto armies of warrior buddhist buddhist monks that's

00:48:28.760 kind of cool yeah yeah that's really cool people did die horribly and but it was badass it's kind

00:48:36.660 of badass yeah okay on this day in 1642 the Dutch astronomer Christian Huygens discovers

00:48:42.980 Mars's southern uh polar cap that's cool I'm a big fan of Huygens the life and achievements and

00:48:49.800 work of Huygens is extremely important and very very interesting in my opinion this was about the

00:48:55.040 time like this sort of the middle late 17th century when telescopes got to such a point where

00:49:02.260 we really basically started discovering everything in the solar system not not like neptune or pleto

00:49:08.360 but most things oh there's loads and loads of moons everywhere and the asteroid belt and

00:49:14.100 and mars has got a polar cap and on and on and on we've been a great time to be alive for that

00:49:20.320 sort of thing anyway oh suddenly oh yeah there's a whole sort of universe of dynamic things going

00:49:26.940 on around us all the time we're not just in like this static static like empty void oh it's full

00:49:33.700 of things going on okay on this day in 1788 Prussia joins the Anglo-Dutch alliance to form

00:49:40.440 the triple alliance to prevent the spread of the Russo-Swedish war of 1788-1790 it's a kind of an

00:49:47.640 inconsequential war really was it would be uh gustav the third versus katherine the great

00:49:53.060 not one that i'm not sure in the end they went back to that um some wars end where the agreement

00:50:02.020 the peace treaty is will go back to exactly the situation before the war started the russo sometimes

00:50:07.780 wars do that and this was one of those so it's like would this have been a territorial war over

00:50:11.960 some parts of like what's now finland exactly yeah and modern day russia yeah it was gustav

00:50:17.000 third of sweden trying to invade russia and just so well every time it just stalled quite quickly

00:50:25.480 yeah i mean russia of the late 18th century is no sort of 1947 russia but still yeah it it was

00:50:33.560 a bit of a failed project on on sweden's prior to i mean obviously you have things like the 30

00:50:38.920 years war and the seven years war but like most most little wars that you've never heard of in

00:50:44.040 europe are literally just stuff like that where it's like some some king got it in his head that

00:50:48.760 this tiny little carve out of territory that belongs to him over there i want that and they

00:50:53.920 just fight it out for a year or two before eventually it's all negotiated and they're

00:50:57.680 friends again yeah it's quite amazing yeah particularly in the 17th and 18th century i

00:51:03.680 would say yeah but but in the 19th century all of a sudden like you get one of the more

00:51:07.400 consequential ones like that was the the franco-prussian war where where the germans are

00:51:12.580 like all right and we're going to take alsache lorraine pretty standard business you know we 0.97

00:51:17.000 you've lost so we're going to take a little bit of your territory the the french were not happy

00:51:22.120 with that they they really held a grudge over that tiny little strip of land for what like

00:51:29.020 40 50 years afterwards as well yeah well i mean the franco-prussian war of 1870 71 i've talked

00:51:35.920 about it before on on um epochs yeah um yeah that's that's a big you can't really understand

00:51:42.420 world war one properly without looking at the age of bismarck and the franco-prussian war of 1870

00:51:49.060 71 then there's like all sorts of paris communes and things afterwards like the whole napoleon

00:51:54.660 the third the whole french republic collapsed the germans at the palace of versailles telling

00:52:00.180 the french what the peace treaty is it's not like a little carve out it wasn't well yeah we'll have 0.72

00:52:05.460 a battle and then we'll claim alsace lorraine and that's it no it's much more seismic than that

00:52:09.940 uh but anyway anyway i haven't got time to go into it here certainly held a grudge over oh god yeah

00:52:14.100 yeah all the old men that controlled france in world war one were young men in 1870 and felt

00:52:19.940 the humiliation lived with that humiliation for 40 odd years or whatever yeah yeah okay uh in 1937

00:52:26.980 the second sino japanese war japanese forces started the battle of shanghai a three-month

00:52:32.660 conflict involving over one million troops and uh of course uh many many many murders and rapes

00:52:41.220 so yeah when people say world war ii started in 1939 when mr hitler and uncle joe invade poland

00:52:49.880 and uh mr chamberlain feels the need to declare war that's when world war ii started did it you

00:52:56.780 sure about that did it did it not start years before in china really really though i mean

00:53:05.200 had it not already started by september 1939 yeah basically yeah all right certainly on the eastern

00:53:12.540 front yeah if it's a world war sorry the pacific front if you look at the war as a total in the

00:53:17.920 totality as a global conflict it's impossible to argue it starts in september 1939 uh i've been

00:53:24.340 reading a book called japan's war which which talks about the japanese it's by a guy called

00:53:29.360 edwin p hoyt okay it's really really interesting very fast paced as well it's look obviously it's

00:53:34.680 looking at the whole thing from the japanese perspective and it is basically like obviously

00:53:38.980 in 1933 you get the rise of hitler and stuff but in the pacific that's when you start to see japan

00:53:45.800 really making moves against china uh and japan having this very imperial mindset of oh basically

00:53:52.640 the entirety of the east of the um the sort of like Eurasia and the Australasia like this whole

00:54:00.660 territory is ours by destiny and it's almost like Game of Thrones where as you're reading it

00:54:07.580 you get all of these reformers and all of these radicals and they're fighting one another and

00:54:12.900 it's like Game of Thrones in that gradually bit by bit the radicals just start murdering 0.92

00:54:19.060 all of the reformers they will literally just like break into your house and stab you in your 0.80

00:54:23.480 sleep and kill your wife and your family and the emperor will bring the leader who organized the 0.99

00:54:29.000 whole coup in and say that was very bad i don't want you to do that again and they'll go i'm sorry 1.00

00:54:34.540 i've brought great dishonor i'm going to step down and then the next guy who takes that position

00:54:38.800 is even more radical than the last guy who was in that and goes like oh there's more people in our 0.97

00:54:44.620 way okay we'll just kill all of them as well and the emperor will do the same it will happen over

00:54:48.120 and over again until it's just a completely radicalized military state yeah yeah there was 0.99

00:54:53.100 lots and lots of political assassinations in japan throughout the 20s and 30s in order to

00:55:00.480 keep a super hardline militaristic uh or a on paper nominally civilian government but just

00:55:09.300 controlled by the military yeah and if there's elements within the military which aren't hard

00:55:13.480 enough they find themselves assassinated yeah and it's almost comical how the m how cooked the

00:55:19.000 emperor was for the whole thing like technically it was all being done in his name technically he

00:55:23.620 was like this god emperor whose word could not be contradicted but because of like the tradition of

00:55:29.120 oh the emperor just sort of sits there and nods along the emperor himself this all-powerful being

00:55:33.920 was basically like well i can't do anything can i yeah i've got a long form piece of content um

00:55:40.600 called on epochs do consider sign up for as little as a five pound a month bronze team

00:55:44.760 membership that's loadseaters.com loadseaters.com where it's called a long form bit i think it's

00:55:49.400 closer to two hours called i called it the road to pearl harbor where i talk all about japan basically

00:55:55.160 uh very very briefly touch on 18th century stuff into the 19th century and how they ended up

00:56:00.760 making the decision to try and sink the entire us fleet at pearl in in 41. um yeah okay

00:56:10.600 check that out yeah check that out okay here we go on this day in 1942 the

00:56:15.280 Manhattan Project commences under the direction of US General Leslie Groves

00:56:19.820 with the aim of developing an atomic bomb they go fascinating stuff I've talked

00:56:25.520 all about the bomb a number of times both on but not I've never done a whole

00:56:29.500 piece of long-form content just focusing on it but nonetheless I have talked about

00:56:33.220 one time I did a conversation with Dan Carling the Dan Carling that's on

00:56:37.640 history bro just behind you harry there uh is a a fake a fake hundred thousand subscriber thing

00:56:46.120 just i wish history bro had a hundred thousand subs that's just entirely fake that little harry

00:56:51.840 made that as a thing um aspirational yeah yeah yeah uh on on there i've got a conversation

00:56:57.680 getting a couple of hours i think or shire to shire with the dan carlin one of the all-time

00:57:02.780 great history podcasters and in that we talk a bit about the bomb and various stuff but i'm

00:57:08.640 fascinated by at some point i would have thought at some point or i did uh i did a bit on state

00:57:14.680 of politics with nate about the british bomb about how the brits after the war decided we wanted to

00:57:20.460 make our own nuclear bomb uh clement attley greenlit it and it was finally achieved under

00:57:25.840 churchill's second premiership in like 52 53 um so i'm fascinated by the history of nukes

00:57:32.800 um okay on this day in 1942 leslie groves people always think about um

00:57:40.080 all the other scientists oppenheim and all the other scientists that were involved in it but

00:57:44.320 if it wasn't for leslie groves general groves it may may not have happened or it might not

00:57:49.920 have happened probably almost certainly wouldn't have happened as efficiently and as a quick as

00:57:53.200 as quickly as it did but okay all right let's have a look at our rumble rants and super chats

00:57:57.880 now it's that part of the show because that was the last factoid wasn't it let me just double

00:58:01.480 check yep that was the last main historical factoid all right well we have global church

00:58:06.120 history in at number one this morning he usually gives us another couple of factoids let's have a

00:58:09.460 look here yes okay so global church history that's his real name by the way oh that's his christian

00:58:16.060 name yeah his parents called him global and they his middle name is church and the family surnames

00:58:22.120 history so that's his real name you messing with me of course i am yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's

00:58:28.740 not true at all that's not true at all i just think it's mildly funny to say that nearly every

00:58:32.240 day okay global church history says today in 554 ad emperor saint justinian that's justinian the

00:58:38.680 first saint justinian reorganized and reintegrated italy so that's the reconquest of the western

00:58:45.440 roman attempted reconquest of the rome western roman empire by the eastern roman empire

00:58:50.280 which was successful briefly and his great generalissimo belisarius do you think i've got

00:58:56.820 long-form content in fact more than one episode all about belisarius and justinian's reconquest

00:59:00.620 of the west on on epochs do you reckon i've got that i would expect so it is there yeah there you

00:59:06.040 go it is there if anyone's interested i've talked a lot about justinian there's a whole another bit

00:59:10.580 of content on history bro again with um somebody else all about just just talking about justinian

00:59:16.200 um okay and the other factor i had from global church history he says in 1532 the duchy of

00:59:22.280 britney was integrated into france via the edict of union yeah that's later than a lot of people

00:59:27.120 might think so that'll be francis francis the first that's the age of henry the eighth

00:59:31.000 henry and francis great double act um britney you would have thought oh britney was part of

00:59:38.500 france centuries before that wasn't it even a thousand years before that wasn't it nope

00:59:42.780 nope the modern nation of france is much much much younger than england much much younger

00:59:51.640 i mean isn't isn't england one of the oldest among the oldest yeah that's right yeah all the

00:59:57.540 i mean nation states on continental europe are a very modern development italy and germany in

01:00:03.560 19th century yeah yeah which is just ridiculous to think about because i mean there's the historic

01:00:08.400 german people but the actual the the historic um italian people people talked about italy in the

01:00:14.960 ancient world but it's not the modern state of italy though yeah yeah yeah okay 14 barber says

01:00:21.660 morning mate all right i'm all right thanks how are you sir he says it's nice to see uh the spice

01:00:27.020 bow harry i thought we were all spice carl yeah yeah mixed up spice cars come on um shame the

01:00:34.240 welding mask didn't work i know a young man who had high hopes for it that's mr dicky bingo um

01:00:40.380 i'm bored of the heat now chaps but have a great day well thank you very much

01:00:44.540 thank you pigdog5150 says i second what that therefore t and barber did done wrote

01:00:50.600 um i am i'm fed up of the heat wave also and the last one and any more on it on the way

01:00:58.940 having having to tank in water for my reservoir now ridiculous oh really oh having to tank it in 0.90

01:01:07.460 right okay so because he's a farmer pig dog oh spent 20 years in finance but now he's a farmer 0.79

01:01:11.860 so fair play noble profession yeah noble noble uh thing to do i i'm i'm kind of unique i like the

01:01:18.920 heat i i like the sunshine i really love it uh but i can understand if you're a farmer

01:01:24.540 yeah this isn't what you want being quite fair though because i'm quite fair and you're like

01:01:29.320 reasonably blonde some say ginger i think that's unfair thank you uh do you not just burn though

01:01:35.360 do you not just burn in the heat no don't you uh well i mean i can but eventually it turns into a

01:01:41.000 pretty nice tan so you know my dad's absurd my dad is already like you wouldn't think it i look

01:01:47.940 not much like my dad these days he's got very olive skin he's he looks he looks more dark

01:01:54.980 he's got brown eyes blackish brown hair and uh in in the sun he doesn't burn he just goes

01:02:02.180 dark dark brown very dark brown to the point that when my mum's friends first met him

01:02:08.260 in the 80s they just got back off holiday from Ibiza and my mum's friends took her to the side

01:02:15.140 when they met him and my dad he wasn't helping himself he had a mustache grown out at the time 0.72

01:02:18.960 as well and they go so sharon since when you've been going out with this indian bloke then oh

01:02:25.600 out oh right to the heart oh good god yeah hurts man yeah hurts well i don't know if i'm just

01:02:36.140 suspicious of that and glad it's not me or jealous of it i'm not sure i've got mixed feelings because

01:02:41.820 i've i've never had a tan in my life i'm not joking i'm not exaggerating i've never ever had a tan

01:02:47.180 i will burn yeah never i will burn peel and then underneath that burn i'm milky white again 0.52

01:02:55.740 i've never had a tan it's like you're so you're so white that your body has an inbuilt defense

01:03:03.100 against turning any shade lighter than milk yeah yeah i respect it i respect it i mean i used when

01:03:09.580 when i was younger as well i had more freckles than i've got now and sometimes the freckles

01:03:12.380 would get sort of bit not bigger but like more joined up a bit that's it that's the closest i

01:03:16.840 would get yeah never ever tanned yeah also chat is now confirming that i'm indian harry black man

01:03:23.820 harry is half delhi harry essing all over the office floor oh no but you did your dna we all

01:03:31.260 did our dna didn't we yeah i'm one of the most english in the office right you came back pretty

01:03:34.140 clean yeah no i've like my dad's just some kind of like um i don't know pre-modern holdover no it

01:03:42.120 does happen doesn't it like so like there's people like tom jones or raw egg nationalists

01:03:46.800 they're genuinely north western european but they're just darker in complexion that is totally

01:03:54.100 totally a real thing i'm just it really just because cheddar man was massively exaggerated

01:03:59.420 so they could be like so you're black you're all black really doesn't mean that yeah western

01:04:04.140 hunter gatherers they would have had darker skin than we have now that's just an acknowledged fact

01:04:10.480 i should get i really want to get tom rosell aka survive the drive on here and yeah he's brilliant

01:04:15.780 yeah but he said i don't get the details of this wrong but there's certainly um migrations of

01:04:21.780 people in prehistory sort of the bell beaker culture and stuff the corded ware people

01:04:26.460 and they're originally from sort of the central asian steppe really or modern day turkey or i

01:04:34.680 think tom was telling me one time that their closest dna is like people on sardinia and stuff

01:04:39.100 anyway they're not milky white blonde haired red haired blue eyed they're not that's all stuff that

01:04:45.620 developed later they're sort of dark they are darker in complexion brown haired dark colored

01:04:50.920 hair so all right anyway anyway let's move on what else have we got here um chango 98 says

01:04:58.820 hey bo long time listener here in fact we met at the low seaters live all right lanky blonde fella

01:05:04.620 you took a gnarly eyebrow pic with i must admit loads of people asked me for a pic there loads

01:05:10.360 like a few dozen yeah and nearly all of them i couldn't help myself nearly all of them i ended

01:05:15.000 up just going like that so there'll be quite a few people out there with a selfie with me and i'm

01:05:20.660 interesting the ridiculous over-the-top exaggerated bow brow i'd say it's it's perfectly tampered

01:05:27.300 certainly after a couple of drinks there's no way i'm not going to do the brow so okay he said

01:05:33.480 took your advice for the eclipse yesterday and can't wait for my guide dog's arrival

01:05:38.560 for anyone who doesn't know mr dicky bingo said he's going to watch it through his dad's welder's

01:05:43.720 mask and that's not a great idea although and i was quick to tweet at him later that day and i

01:05:49.140 think i've got cameron to put a disclaimer on it and everything although later people on twitter

01:05:52.720 say no it is okay apparently there's there's loads of different grades of welding mask yeah i saw

01:05:58.700 that there's loads of different grades i knew i didn't know any of this some won't work and you

01:06:02.840 will burn your retinas out and some will totally work and you'll be fine we didn't realize news to

01:06:07.220 me we didn't realize yesterday that we'd actually started an active disinformation campaign to

01:06:12.400 confuse people on social media i uh i even said it was such in good faith yesterday

01:06:18.640 if you watch the clip i saw the clip you seemed so pleased with yourself yeah i even said

01:06:24.460 i would do that so it's genuinely in good faith and i meant that i wasn't lying i was like i would

01:06:29.660 didn't do that i was with him during the eclipse he didn't do it can you trust this man folks can

01:06:35.540 you really trust this man does he have your best interests in mind ask yourselves ask yourselves

01:06:42.000 is he even really shaving his head

01:06:44.980 it's a bald cat

01:06:46.300 we found out yesterday

01:06:48.920 Fro

01:06:49.980 put Calvin Robinson to shame

01:06:52.200 can you trust this man 1.00

01:06:53.180 giant blonde Fro

01:06:54.240 bushy bushy blonde hairdo 0.62

01:06:55.500 I've got under this

01:06:56.160 yeah

01:06:56.420 no

01:06:57.920 I

01:07:00.000 I

01:07:00.860 I really hope nobody

01:07:02.800 used

01:07:03.580 a lame

01:07:05.380 welding mask

01:07:06.340 and looked at the sun

01:07:07.380 because I found an article

01:07:08.840 where it's a guy in 1999

01:07:10.440 watched the eclipse through

01:07:11.680 his welder's mask and it was good enough protection that he could look at the sun in real time and not

01:07:16.860 feel any pain so he looked at it for ages and then the next day he started getting problems with his

01:07:22.420 eyes he goes to the doctor and yeah he burnt his retinas out oh yeah so he wasn't completely blind

01:07:27.420 he's just left with a big black spot in the middle of his vision forever i mean that's gonna happen

01:07:31.500 if you stare at the sun directly for long enough outside of an eclipse something like that's going

01:07:36.120 to happen eventually isn't it but then lots of people were saying no no there's this different

01:07:39.100 type of welder's mask and you'll be absolutely fine it's good enough quality so anyway all right

01:07:44.080 let's move on from that i'm sure i'll probably get more than one comment about this so now i've

01:07:47.780 explained it people will get it all right fallen firebird says harry is correct about the peak

01:07:51.760 district certain parts of the area like dove stones dove stones um and snake pass are absolutely

01:07:59.560 swarming with foreigners it's adjacent to manchester and sheffield rotherham yeah i think

01:08:04.540 it was the dove stones i went to is that the part where there's the little stones that go across the

01:08:08.420 stream and it's surrounded by large valleys uh because i think that's where i went to because 1.00

01:08:13.860 yeah it was it was swarming with you know like nigerians indians pakistanis and they were all 1.00

01:08:20.560 just like they're just they're just kind of a public nuisance aren't they they're in the wrong 1.00

01:08:26.200 country they're in the wrong country they're an obstruction yeah they're an eyesore they need to 0.99

01:08:31.420 be sent back to the land of their ancestors yeah their countries of origin all right um 0.95

01:08:38.880 thick tages says the craziest thing i witnessed yesterday was the hundreds of birds flying into

01:08:43.980 each other due to being confused by the eclipse i thought i was in a hitchcock movie that's

01:08:48.580 interesting oh wow have you ever seen the birds i've watched a lot of hitchcock but not the birds

01:08:53.000 it's all right it's not bad people say it's like a an all-time great classic it's not bad it's

01:08:57.060 worth a watch but it's not going to change your life anyway one of my favorites you should all

01:09:00.460 go out and watch rope yes 1948 hitchcock with jimmy stewart in it fantastic film rope is brilliant

01:09:06.640 yeah my favorite hitchcocks are uh rear window and rope yeah i also want to watch his dial m for

01:09:12.180 murder because i've seen that that's good i went to um the theater last month to watch that like

01:09:16.780 a live performance of it it was great so i need to see his version as well now ages ago probably

01:09:20.920 10 years ago i went through a phase rear window is great too rear window superb one of my favorite

01:09:25.280 films of all time is rear window i went through a phase about probably about 10 years ago maybe

01:09:28.700 more i decided i wanted to watch every hitchcock film ever made and i somehow found there's a lot

01:09:33.500 and there's loads yeah i somehow found like a big box set of them all on dvd yeah and watching them

01:09:39.180 and they were nearly all good the only one i remember really watching and being like this is

01:09:42.860 crap and boring was marnie there's a film called marnie yeah that was with uh tippy hedron he cast

01:09:50.700 tippy hedron loads of things anyway give marnie a skip in my opinion but loads of them are good 0.91

01:09:55.660 Those ones people have never even really heard of.

01:09:57.760 Okay, moving on.

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01:10:20.240 I don't say that enough.

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01:10:25.200 get the bell on subscribe they do the hype thing what's that it's just a new button that they've

01:10:31.100 you can you can hype up the video notes so make sure to hype up the video that's new to me i 0.55

01:10:36.680 should know that shouldn't i really as a youtuber i mean there's a hype button they roll this crap

01:10:41.920 out and don't tell anybody and then it turns out you have got to say it or your video tanks

01:10:45.980 okay yeah all right well do you do you hype hype this to the moon to the moon baby all right

01:10:53.140 pig dog again says 3.1 million people living in the uk were born outside the uk 13.1 sorry sorry

01:10:59.880 that's a that's an order of magnitude bigger number you're right yeah 13.1 and it's probably 0.96

01:11:05.720 more than that it probably is way more than that to the terms of millions more than that

01:11:10.100 um living in the uk were born outside the uk obviously the stelios can stay but 9.2 million

01:11:17.920 are non-EU born Indian, Pakistan, African

01:11:21.080 and other Asian Middle Eastern origins

01:11:23.140 goals

01:11:24.300 goals, I don't know what that means

01:11:26.400 yeah, it's too many 1.00

01:11:29.040 we need to deport millions of people that shouldn't be here 0.96

01:11:31.340 this island and the infrastructure 0.99

01:11:33.100 and our culture, our very culture

01:11:34.980 the fabric of our society

01:11:36.360 can't handle it

01:11:37.920 our schools, the NHS

01:11:40.820 dentists, roads

01:11:43.080 housing and on and on

01:11:44.960 the prisons and on and on and on

01:11:46.780 can't handle it

01:11:47.500 to the tune of millions of people i mean to open our borders since 1997 was insane

01:11:53.540 even if we insane could handle it we would never ask right we never voted we never wanted it in

01:12:00.300 the first place it's not brought any benefit to the british people that i can think of only

01:12:06.020 detriments and crime we do already have the the recipes so they don't need to be here so

01:12:12.860 i agree with the we were never asked me although nate does like to point out we kind of were asked

01:12:19.500 and we were so we replied no we don't want it oh yes actually in a way you know it's a bit of a

01:12:24.600 fedora tipper actually it's a fair point at the very least brexit and then 2019 were both actually

01:12:30.980 we don't want this and which point the government went oh sorry i misheard you and let in millions

01:12:36.960 more people instead yeah you don't want mass migration okay here's a boris wave then

01:12:43.760 okay fallen firebird says um imbalanced treaties like franco-prussia and world war one should be

01:12:51.960 a lesson often it's not just the material conditions that stings it's the humiliation

01:12:57.080 the psychic impact that causes anger yeah very true point fair point yeah you know absolutely 0.69

01:13:02.620 won't disagree with that pig dog 5150 again says i have all the islanders thus far have i read them

01:13:08.580 nope ha ha keeping them mint i mean to be fair that rory does such a good job on the covers alone

01:13:14.560 that that the 14.99 is worth it just so you can have them as an art piece plus postage and

01:13:19.120 packaging if you live a long way away there's a fair bit more money on that but just so you know

01:13:23.540 true true but yeah it's just like an art piece frame and put them on your wall roy's done a

01:13:28.100 great job with the covers they look amazing well cole's policy of not ever reprinting any

01:13:33.300 does mean that there really is a finite amount of them very finite amount of them which means

01:13:39.060 their resale value already is really high that's huge like an islander one a mint condition

01:13:45.180 islander one if you've got all our signatures in it as well actually goes for surprising amount of

01:13:50.760 money on ebay or whatever surprising amount so yeah if you've got the full set collect the full

01:13:55.480 set then next time we throw a live event perhaps we might have some copies still available that

01:14:00.460 you could buy live we have we have got we've got a little bit of a little bit of a secret 0.80

01:14:06.640 collection of some so for exactly this sort of thing clever clever all right um pig dog again

01:14:14.500 says dream theater prefer rush and pink floyd yeah see i respect and pink floyd i love both of those

01:14:21.300 bands i'm with pig dog on that one give me a bit of floyd but rush neither rush nor pink floyd ever

01:14:29.520 had a run as good as dream theaters from metropolis two scenes from a memory up until

01:14:35.160 black clouds and silver linings banger after banger he's making these words up they're not

01:14:39.400 real albums or anything they're just made they are real they are real as in fact even on the

01:14:45.000 backs of angels the first man genie album also great album there you go you heard it straight

01:14:50.400 from big harry who knows what he's talking about yeah look at those super chats and the final

01:14:54.660 rumble rant from fallen firebird says following on one thing that uh really radicalized me was

01:14:59.920 hiking on woodhead pass and walking by an idyllic stream where a random african family were

01:15:06.100 performing some witch doctor ritual wtf oh it's just it's just unpleasant it's hostile you don't 0.98

01:15:12.300 want to go to these places when you know that that's something that you're going to see because

01:15:15.560 you yeah like we're english we go to these places for peace and quiet like near me there's the

01:15:21.620 sandstone trail and i love going for a walk down different parts of the sandstone trail

01:15:26.560 and if i knew walking down that trail i would just be bombarded with hideous sights like that

01:15:33.100 just wouldn't do it anymore yeah yeah again they're in the wrong country if you're performing

01:15:39.800 some witch doctor ritual in the middle of rural england there's something wrong profoundly wrong 0.96

01:15:45.880 there they're not integrating i don't want them to attempt to integrate i want them to go back to 0.82

01:15:50.500 their countries of origin okay whole bunch of bloody hell quite a lot of youtube so i'm gonna

01:15:59.100 have to sort of whip through them a bit um okay mr dickie bingo in at number one i hope he's still 0.86

01:16:05.260 got his eyes sucked oh well it's not looking good i saw that he liked my tweet when i warned him 0.72

01:16:10.920 i added him he liked it he retweeted it and he put a reply so and then he did it anyway so my 0.98

01:16:16.820 hands are clean if he did burn his own eyeballs out it's not on me he says hit his eye a blind 0.53

01:16:23.140 bingo oh no on the plus side i have a free sight dog and a welding mask manufacturer is paying me

01:16:31.780 never to mention their product all worked out in the end yeah yeah everyone's a winner everyone's

01:16:36.600 a winner he's blind now but everyone's a winner though so no i'm glad uh if he did if he genuinely

01:16:44.360 somehow got in touch with me and he said i did watch it through my old dad's welding goggles

01:16:48.360 and i have got terror like they've got a big black spot permanently in my vision now i would feel

01:16:53.980 i would feel terrible i'd feel terrible for my whole the rest of my life about that if that had

01:16:57.840 happened yeah for real for real i think enough damage control was done blind bingo i think he's

01:17:03.660 going to live happily ever after i got cameron to put like a bunch of disclaimers and warnings

01:17:08.320 over the all over the place so okay uh james leap heaven hole says all government spending is

01:17:13.620 paid for through taxation and income from nationalized industry exports before government

01:17:19.660 it was the royal crest through taxes royal chest oh sorry sorry royal chest through taxes yeah it's

01:17:26.460 interesting when it's like the royal household even up to like what the 17th into the 8th 17th

01:17:33.240 into the 18th century although you could argue that even thomas cronwell in the age of henry

01:17:37.080 the 8th in the 16th century there's sort of a national purse a national checker interesting

01:17:42.600 note interesting point all right i'll move on though max robe said that the moon for the frisians

01:17:47.020 that's an in joke this chap or whatever we're talking about something wherever it is for the

01:17:50.940 frisians like wherever it is in the world now he's gone to the moon the moon for the frisians

01:17:57.120 okay love it chris 281 says poll suggestion uh what do you call a large group of harry's

01:18:04.180 like a collective noun for harry's a herd a gang a flock a band a troop etc i'd go with a troop

01:18:09.920 personally a troop that's what i that's what i would vote for yeah i like the idea of um a cloud

01:18:16.260 of harry's a clan of harry's a clan yeah a clan of harry's although that might have some

01:18:21.760 worrying implications a crash of harry's a bang of harry's so you have a crash of rhinos

01:18:29.820 i didn't know the collective noun for rhinos is a crash of oh it makes sense actually yeah

01:18:34.500 i can see how they came to that one a crash of harry's i like that best okay james lee

01:18:39.220 heavenhole says salford uni salford uh once belonged to randall fourth earl of chester

01:18:43.940 and my paralineal 22nd great-grandfather

01:18:48.700 through the Lees and Cheshire at Darn Hall.

01:18:51.740 Nice.

01:18:52.160 I went to Salford Uni.

01:18:53.800 Right.

01:18:54.260 I guess that's what he was.

01:18:55.320 Yeah, yeah, it must be.

01:18:56.240 Thanks.

01:18:56.560 I visited Chester, the town of Chester,

01:18:59.940 not too long ago.

01:19:00.600 Lovely it was.

01:19:01.340 Lovely town.

01:19:01.900 Absolutely lovely, yeah.

01:19:03.500 Big Roman amphitheatre there.

01:19:05.760 Or ruins of it, at least.

01:19:07.180 My primary school trip was to go to Chester

01:19:09.540 and be led around by a man in a Roman centurion outfit

01:19:12.540 Across the Roman walls

01:19:14.320 Telling us about all the history

01:19:15.620 And going and looking at the amphitheatre

01:19:17.080 Lovely, lovely place

01:19:18.480 And there's walls there

01:19:19.180 Yeah, it's nice

01:19:19.760 Yeah, it's a very nice place

01:19:20.840 Okay, Stu Sutton 1977

01:19:22.440 Is occasionally first in

01:19:23.800 Not today though

01:19:24.360 He says

01:19:24.660 Anagram of Eamon Holmes

01:19:26.400 Is Salem non-home

01:19:29.320 Evil

01:19:30.620 Do you know the in-joke about Eamon Holmes

01:19:33.340 On The Breakfast with Home?

01:19:35.220 You don't know

01:19:35.800 You don't watch Breakfast with Home regularly

01:19:37.600 You've not accused him of something heinous

01:19:39.180 Have you, by accident?

01:19:40.260 Yeah, that's exactly it

01:19:41.160 Oh, okay

01:19:41.580 Yeah

01:19:42.280 i was talking about hugh edwards once i i have heard this and i was just saying eamon holmes

01:19:48.460 in my mind i know the difference between hugh edwards and eamon holmes i know they're very

01:19:52.580 different men they both work for the bbc right so therefore you know there's there's a there's

01:19:57.780 a non-zero chance that you'll be proven right oh poor old eamon get well soon ames oh sorry

01:20:04.400 don't mean that he's had a terrible stroke or heart oh bloody hell oh all right then so um

01:20:10.060 But you know, you must have known what it's like when you misspeak.

01:20:12.760 Often you don't hear it.

01:20:14.220 No, I've never made a mistake.

01:20:15.480 Oh, that's quite right.

01:20:16.600 Not once.

01:20:17.080 Quite right.

01:20:17.480 Don't put a mark on my record, Bo.

01:20:19.640 Come on.

01:20:20.440 Come on.

01:20:21.340 So I said Eamon Holmes when I went here.

01:20:23.280 Now the in-joke is accusing Eamon Holmes for things he blatantly didn't do.

01:20:28.260 Okay.

01:20:29.020 All right.

01:20:30.820 CG Mam. 1.00

01:20:32.800 CG Mam says, Indians have so much leverage, pay attention. 1.00

01:20:37.160 they dominate our industry 0.99

01:20:40.000 JRL cyber attack

01:20:42.040 nearly led to Midwest collapse

01:20:43.880 Indians top employers of Britain's 0.91

01:20:46.320 run steel and battery plants

01:20:48.020 supply 50% of farmer ingredients

01:20:50.420 we can't make

01:20:51.500 I think maybe you said something similar to that

01:20:53.580 someone else said something very very similar to that

01:20:55.320 and I said yeah yeah and that's a travesty

01:20:57.240 it must change

01:20:58.420 that kind of influence needs to be checked

01:21:02.080 absolutely

01:21:02.580 Machiavelli would be spinning in his grave

01:21:05.420 don't allow your enemies to have that sort of control and power over you it's all part of

01:21:09.420 Modi's like um national plans as well just send out as many people as possible to random countries

01:21:15.020 and because of our DEI laws it's like well you basically get immediately handed a CEO position

01:21:19.820 if you're Indian yeah and then you and then India is in control of these massive tech companies

01:21:24.600 and apparently other other infrastructure too okay the next few are all the next three are 1.00

01:21:30.200 all from the same person Belgians are evil trust me a regular super chatter that's their name 0.83

01:21:34.840 at Belgians that evil trust me quite often says funny things actually you say uh have you appraised 0.97

01:21:39.540 harry of ongoing belgian threat i don't need to be told we all know right yeah we're all painfully 0.94

01:21:45.040 aware yeah i mean painfully painfully aware okay then he says uh early uh marking end of siege of

01:21:51.540 grunnigan august the 28th i hadn't had any plans to but if it comes up on on this day in history

01:21:56.580 or now you've said it maybe i'll say a few words i've i haven't got any long-form content planned

01:22:01.260 for it he's joking of course august august 28th the 28th of august to the 30th of august is when

01:22:06.960 this year's witan is taking place yeah give it a shill i will be there uh giving a speech so if

01:22:13.320 you're interested and have a spare few hundred pounds not that cheap is it no it's ridiculous 0.95

01:22:19.760 it's stupid but if you do have a spare few hundred pounds i want to spend your entire 0.95

01:22:27.540 weekend listening to speeches drinking wine and whiskey and smoking cigars come along say hi you'll 0.99

01:22:34.980 get to meet a whole bunch of sort of uh right wing twitter me uh aiden paladin who's been on the show

01:22:41.020 josh firm is the host josh has been josh is the host this year uh who else um oh your friend

01:22:48.000 guest on your show apostolic majesty will be there in person a true genius yes a bona fide

01:22:56.720 A genius of a man

01:22:58.060 Yeah

01:22:58.640 And who else

01:22:59.560 Emile Kierkegaard

01:23:00.500 There's going to be loads

01:23:01.360 Iron Age agriculturalist

01:23:02.700 I believe

01:23:03.020 Yeah yeah Marcus

01:23:03.780 Yeah Marcus is there

01:23:04.780 Good old Marcus

01:23:05.540 Yeah a bunch of cool people

01:23:06.820 Okay and the last one 1.00

01:23:08.760 Belgians are evil 1.00

01:23:09.460 Trust me says 1.00

01:23:10.220 We need

01:23:11.300 Lotus Eaters reality TV show 1.00

01:23:13.180 Find Bo a trad wife 1.00

01:23:14.380 I'm spoken for mate

01:23:15.280 I've got a trad partner 0.80

01:23:17.120 If not wife 0.81

01:23:17.820 I've got 1.00

01:23:18.680 I'm good

01:23:19.420 I'm spoken for

01:23:19.940 And she's lovely as well

01:23:20.980 So very happy for you

01:23:22.520 Cheers buddy

01:23:23.080 Cheers buddy

01:23:23.760 Okay Chris281 says

01:23:25.380 i watched an interesting youtube video claiming that claiming that the reason the oil price hasn't

01:23:31.060 gone up is because china has stopped buying not sure if true interesting yeah i don't know if

01:23:35.260 that's true but if true interesting still still doesn't explain why they've gone up price has

01:23:40.900 gone up so much again at the pump at the pump yeah well that's something else entirely yeah

01:23:44.280 but yeah i spoke a little bit about there's all sorts of shenanigans and machinations going on

01:23:49.460 in southeast asia to do with cruise that comes out of the ground there and there's the venezuela

01:23:54.240 thing and there's the massive fracking operations in continental united states it's a really complex

01:24:01.100 picture when you start going down that rabbit hole and researching about it it's it's very very

01:24:05.240 complex um okay i've got a crack on here ljnv says fellas speak to charlie about teaching the masses

01:24:11.740 about the one most important things you can do to shift people's consciousness and perspective

01:24:17.120 mass messaging needed south africa still has liberals speak to charlie talk about charlie

01:24:23.340 downs so what like a restore kind of like media wing like specific messaging going out to people

01:24:30.840 i don't know that's interesting though i mean it's worth some absolutely worth some thought

01:24:34.640 it is still bizarre that south africa has like white guilt liberals yeah some people can't be

01:24:39.700 helped yeah a lot of them move out from south africa as well it's like they know that south 0.99

01:24:44.300 africa is a massive asshole and then they move out they move out of the country and then they're 0.95

01:24:48.020 like oh but but we were still so racist and evil you know we kind of deserved it it's like 1.00

01:24:52.100 Stick up for yourself, man

01:24:54.360 Throw a spine 1.00

01:24:55.680 Nearly all the white South Africans I've ever met 0.99

01:24:58.400 Have emigrated, have left South Africa 0.99

01:25:00.700 Because it's just insane 0.99

01:25:01.640 You're likely to get murdered at some point

01:25:05.120 That's how bad it is 0.60

01:25:06.660 I once worked with a guy called Ted

01:25:09.280 Tid

01:25:09.960 In, where was it, I can't remember now

01:25:12.860 State Street or something, or Northern Trust it was

01:25:14.780 Nice guy, absolutely nice guy

01:25:17.500 Not a bad word to say about him

01:25:19.400 Little Ted

01:25:19.980 and he said whenever he goes back to south africa to visit family and stuff

01:25:25.480 his brother meets him at the airport and the second they get out the airport on like walking

01:25:30.920 to the car in the car park his brother hands him his glock and he's armed at all times from that

01:25:36.620 point on yep you want to live in a society like that well and you might get carjacked or just 0.55

01:25:42.860 home invaded at any moment well for the americans watching it's not because the south africans have

01:25:47.820 just such a great deal of pride in their right to carry firearms it's because if they don't they 1.00

01:25:52.740 will get potentially uh murdered that day there's like a coin toss i wouldn't want to live in such

01:25:58.500 a society i really wouldn't okay ljmv again says uh have two mean clips on how to see through

01:26:06.220 emotional manipulation to see through emotional manipulation psychological shift is what gets us

01:26:13.360 in this mess everything is downstream from that p.s elon should start his own hollywood yeah the

01:26:19.320 emotional manipulation of it is very important the psyop sort of element of it is very very very

01:26:23.660 important if not absolutely critical you say everything's downstream of that in a sense yeah

01:26:27.460 in a sense and i would love elon or one of the other billionaires to make regularly high quality

01:26:35.920 high-budget super-based nationalist patriotic movies that would be great as a uh or even just

01:26:45.300 old school 1980s style as long as the as long as he's just if he's giving money to people as long

01:26:52.080 as they're talented people who are going to make good movies that aren't just woke propaganda

01:26:57.900 just do that

01:26:59.980 although

01:27:00.240 Hollywood

01:27:02.280 I don't know

01:27:03.220 I feel like Hollywood

01:27:04.020 is rolled back

01:27:05.780 a little bit

01:27:06.320 from the height

01:27:06.960 of how bad it was

01:27:08.220 a little bit

01:27:08.900 a little bit

01:27:09.500 but it's still

01:27:11.460 yeah it's still not great

01:27:12.520 it's still really not great

01:27:13.800 look at the Odyssey

01:27:14.360 race swapping 0.98

01:27:15.560 Helen of Troy 0.63

01:27:16.220 with a scarred up 0.79

01:27:17.220 sub-Saharan 0.99

01:27:18.100 they've rolled it back

01:27:19.660 a little bit

01:27:20.660 I'll grant you that

01:27:21.340 but that's Christopher Nolan

01:27:22.400 the most overrated

01:27:23.580 filmmaker of the

01:27:24.420 21st century

01:27:25.360 but it's

01:27:27.560 i've seen people complaining like there's the new x-men film that marvel is doing and people are

01:27:32.320 complaining that they've basically just like taken all of the non-white x-men characters and gone

01:27:38.860 they're not part of this one now and they're really annoyed that the main cast of characters

01:27:43.140 of the x-men is going to be all white which i could have imagined marvel even like having the

01:27:48.500 balls to do back in 2020 2021 not that i care about marvel it's just something that i've seen

01:27:54.780 people complaining about and it could could be a shift maybe maybe not it's difficult to tell if

01:28:00.080 it's signal or noise um if elon or some other based billionaire just get some writers that write

01:28:08.780 based stories based screenplays and a director is not going to race swap people and make those

01:28:16.020 films that would be lovely wouldn't it okay gonna whip through these a few here fuchshammer 95

01:28:21.120 I have, says, pardon me, pardon me, says, Harry, are you a sleep token appreciator or

01:28:29.080 hater?

01:28:29.620 Not a fan.

01:28:30.360 I don't know what that is.

01:28:31.100 Is that a band called Sleep Token?

01:28:33.160 I don't know what this is.

01:28:34.560 They're a band.

01:28:35.500 I'm not a fan.

01:28:37.720 I've never heard of them, so I can't give you an opinion.

01:28:40.880 Josh D. Reaver, or Drever, Driver, Josh Driver, says, Drivia, says, you know, I know Harry's

01:28:50.620 not metal he gets his metallica shirts from top shop guilty as charged joking love you harry no 0.93

01:28:58.020 homo uh i love you too very homo there you go okay irwin romula super fan says how are you sir 0.92

01:29:07.860 says um do not speak to me of culture prequel boy shots fired yeah shots fired oh yeah also 0.97

01:29:17.180 metallica have been 90 lame and gay for over 35 years now what say you i'm rare i'm rare i love 0.75

01:29:24.780 load i love reload i uh i love death magnetic and it's after death magnetic for me that it really 0.85

01:29:31.420 starts to go downhill but you know that's just me that's just me each to their own each to their

01:29:35.500 own you're it's a free country kind of not really but okay you're allowed that opinion don't pretend

01:29:40.860 like you don't allow it you know any of the songs off the albums i'm talking oh i've heard of those

01:29:45.100 No, but I couldn't tell you the individual songs.

01:29:46.760 All right, all right.

01:29:47.880 I'm not a massive Metallica fan.

01:29:49.520 Yeah, yeah.

01:29:49.800 Far from it, far from it.

01:29:51.060 Again, give me like the who.

01:29:52.720 Well, Load and Reload,

01:29:53.680 when they went like bluesy hard rock

01:29:57.400 rather than heavy metal 0.94

01:29:58.280 and people like shat themselves,

01:30:00.360 I'm sorry, over it in the 90s

01:30:02.700 and they cut their hair.

01:30:03.780 They're like, oh my God,

01:30:04.840 this isn't metal anymore.

01:30:06.300 But you could go back to those albums

01:30:07.640 and go, there's bangers on there.

01:30:09.720 Okay, all right.

01:30:11.960 Justin Green says,

01:30:13.320 it is bin day

01:30:14.800 pardon me

01:30:16.020 it is bin day

01:30:17.220 also the return

01:30:18.360 review when

01:30:19.140 the return

01:30:20.700 is that a movie

01:30:21.460 there's

01:30:22.740 any number of

01:30:24.260 things called

01:30:25.080 the return

01:30:25.960 so you're going to

01:30:26.700 have to narrow that

01:30:27.260 down a bit

01:30:27.720 although

01:30:28.480 actually we didn't

01:30:29.660 talk about Clacton

01:30:30.520 incredibly

01:30:31.040 how did we not

01:30:31.700 talk about Clacton

01:30:32.400 it's the Clacton

01:30:33.780 by-election today

01:30:34.640 isn't it

01:30:35.020 is it today

01:30:35.880 I think it's

01:30:36.380 polling day today

01:30:37.060 isn't it

01:30:38.200 none of the

01:30:39.240 newspapers

01:30:39.740 have thought about it

01:30:40.680 you know what

01:30:41.160 maybe I'm just

01:30:42.160 wrong then

01:30:42.560 maybe i'm just wrong about that because in fact little harry would you mind googling that to be

01:30:47.280 sure because i thought today i would have to go to the physically go to the corner shop the londis

01:30:52.220 and buy the physical papers and hold them up because it's polling day and they don't do they

01:30:58.060 don't show you front pages of papers on the on the bbc website because it's polling day that's

01:31:02.960 unusual yeah events so i was ready to have to go to londis and physically buy the papers

01:31:07.800 But then I saw that it is just on there

01:31:10.380 All the Eclipse front pages

01:31:11.620 So maybe I'm just terribly wrong

01:31:13.360 Is it next Thursday or something?

01:31:14.840 Harry, is it Clinton polling day?

01:31:16.840 No, it is today

01:31:17.520 Then it's odd

01:31:19.520 Maybe it's just because they went with the Eclipse

01:31:21.980 Or even on all the other main websites

01:31:25.940 It's not really front and centre at all

01:31:28.160 I mean look, BBC

01:31:29.900 They're not talking about it

01:31:31.300 Well to be fair

01:31:31.820 Since the whole Rupert versus Nigel thing

01:31:36.940 got into kicked into full gear i feel like the whole clacton by-election storyline yeah count

01:31:42.840 bin face just got oh look there he is public back bin face but farage only likely to extend his

01:31:47.920 majority oh yeah because nigel's gonna win it easily yeah it's like they all just went well 0.90

01:31:52.380 this is a joke so why even pay attention it's a joke and nigel will absolutely cane it with like 0.80

01:31:57.080 70 75 80 of the vote yeah so it's not much of a story in that sense is it yeah there you are you 0.55

01:32:04.500 to scroll down a bit even on the mail they were like you know like the itv not it's not we're

01:32:10.420 really going to embarrass farage with this one and it's like oh he's just going to easily win

01:32:13.940 oh never mind then it's not yeah right yeah they've all decided the lame streamer decided it's

01:32:19.460 not really important look scrolling down scrolling down where is it yeah we're just going to hear

01:32:24.900 tomorrow that oh farage wins with like massive majority 73 or whatever yeah yeah yeah bin face

01:32:32.100 maybe gets as much as 20%, maybe.

01:32:35.040 Lawrence Fox gets like one, two percent.

01:32:37.580 That's the story.

01:32:38.280 That's what it's going to be.

01:32:39.220 So, reclaim.

01:32:40.240 The reclaim party.

01:32:42.300 Either that or maybe like Kai Stevens comes in

01:32:45.200 with like thumping majority.

01:32:47.020 Out of nowhere.

01:32:48.560 Kai Stevens, 90%.

01:32:50.700 Can you believe it?

01:32:51.900 Unseats for us.

01:32:52.940 No, it won't. 0.87

01:32:54.460 I mean, go Kaya. 0.97

01:32:55.980 Good luck to your buddy.

01:32:57.500 It was nice having him.

01:32:58.000 But he's going to get...

01:33:00.400 He'll lose his deposit when he probably...

01:33:02.680 I hope he doesn't.

01:33:04.000 I hope he doesn't.

01:33:04.600 I hope he doesn't.

01:33:06.040 I hope he doesn't. 1.00

01:33:07.460 Nige will absolutely thump it to the tune of 17-75%. 1.00

01:33:11.800 All right. 0.99

01:33:12.560 That's why it's not really a story this morning.

01:33:16.060 All right.

01:33:16.360 And we'll bring the result to you tomorrow.

01:33:18.740 All right.

01:33:19.100 Let's carry on here.

01:33:19.800 Double A Batteries 2001.

01:33:21.240 That's their name.

01:33:21.720 Says Little Harry.

01:33:23.020 Thoughts on Metallica's St. Anger?

01:33:25.860 Little Harry.

01:33:26.680 Mm-hmm.

01:33:27.220 Hi.

01:33:28.520 It's not the best album.

01:33:29.740 but it's all right it's a bit before my time in it it's a great meme album okay it's a great

01:33:35.940 meme album okay uh skjegg scowl skjegg scowl so you would read that says oh yeah harry any update

01:33:48.360 on luca's northern lights thing we discussed on the gold member zoom call haven't heard back from

01:33:54.120 pete or cole yet good work lads oh yeah um i think that's been forwarded to me uh via email i've just

01:34:01.140 it slipped my mind to check sorry so i'll um i'll follow that up a little bit oh northern lights the

01:34:07.080 um the the the stories the they're all about oh people that have got the familiars they made a

01:34:15.760 film of it oh is that what it's about because there was another guy who called who called up

01:34:19.800 asking about a trip to go and see the northern lights in norway i might be getting oh maybe

01:34:23.700 they're talking about the actual aurora borealis but he's saying luca whereas that one was in

01:34:27.660 relation to me so i will ask luca i will i will chase luca up all right sam h 1989 says uh beau

01:34:36.420 getting dom and hall dom hall gleason on bbc is wild dom and hall gleason they're saying you look

01:34:43.120 like domal domal gleason the irish actor son of brendan gleason he starred as okay i know brendan

01:34:50.420 gleason no no he was he was hux in the star wars sequels oh okay and they think they look like you

01:34:55.800 the ginger everybody thinks i look like him oh okay i don't i don't really see it personally

01:35:02.260 it's not that but literally a few years ago i fueled up at a petrol station i had my hair

01:35:09.400 how it is now clean shaven i go into the little kiosk so that i can pay and the guy behind the

01:35:16.080 counter it goes like this he goes and i think he's recognizing me from lotus seaters and i get

01:35:22.640 to the counter i go to pay and he goes were you the guy in star wars i'm like no i'm not

01:35:32.240 okay you're not happy with the you're not happy with the uh such such a regular thing and i just 0.57

01:35:40.360 don't understand i don't see it is he ginger yes okay i see why you'd be enraged but also like

01:35:47.480 random blonde like random tall blonde guys who are white as well people tag me and go like harry

01:35:54.020 is this you it's like i've not just got like an identikit face like you get from ikea all right

01:36:00.000 i don't share this face with like millions of samson's brought the hooks toy that somebody

01:36:06.800 sent in okay that is not me i do there's worse things to be confused with that i get any bald

01:36:13.600 man true any bald man that has ever existed mr clean yeah right yeah yeah from the monopoly guy

01:36:20.480 vin diesel richard o'brien you yeah like any any bald person is like you look like him it's like

01:36:28.080 agent 47 you know i'll take that all right all right yeah um yeah so from from handsome ones

01:36:34.640 to like really like the monotonous really really ugly ones like um uh who is the guy that did with

01:36:40.000 ricky gervais and um idiot abroad what carl pilking yeah yeah yeah yeah everything from 0.66

01:36:46.240 jason statham to karl pilkington any bald man it was like okay all right okay uh james lee 0.97

01:36:53.440 parenhall says manhattan project was project tube alloys at birmingham university yeah when i did the

01:37:00.320 on state of politics actually when i did the bit of content all about the british bomb

01:37:04.520 yeah we had uh the british had uh a project called tube alloys there was just a that's a

01:37:12.580 fake name like a code name almost to sort of look at when the physics was clear you could make a bomb

01:37:18.420 we started working on it first and the americans were like no we're not interested in that then

01:37:22.900 world war ii happens they're like we're interested in it now so a lot of physicists and scientists

01:37:28.420 that worked on the Manhattan Project were British.

01:37:30.560 Ahead of the curve. 0.92

01:37:32.360 Okay.

01:37:34.040 Lofa Sheffield and other superfans.

01:37:36.260 Best drummer, Neil Part.

01:37:39.700 Neil Peart.

01:37:40.380 Peart, Rush, End of, so there.

01:37:43.780 See, many of the best drummers in the world

01:37:45.980 would also agree with you.

01:37:47.420 Neil Peart was a legend.

01:37:48.580 Rest in peace to him.

01:37:50.040 So, yeah, can't really argue with that.

01:37:51.620 It was fantastic.

01:37:52.420 Fair enough.

01:37:53.480 A bit of consensus there.

01:37:55.220 Never heard of him myself.

01:37:56.520 Kiefer Brown, 1337.

01:37:58.420 says fact uh the lanky of the harry the crappier the pole i mean it got enough engagement so there

01:38:06.640 you go got a fair few super chats about best drummer yeah yeah so there you go it worked out

01:38:11.300 in the end it generated engagement yeah cranking the wheels a little bit of engagement okay and

01:38:17.400 ricky allen says danny carey from tall is the best drummer in my opinion great drummer not my

01:38:23.960 favorite but great drummer i was never really into at all but a lot of my uh friends were so i've

01:38:29.080 just by proxy listened to a fair bit of tool yeah again there's tools about like a metallica about

01:38:34.160 as far as i go yeah they're not too heavy or anything yeah their songs actually sound like

01:38:37.520 songs to me yeah they've got plenty of good rather than just plenty of good stuff my favorite album

01:38:41.540 by them 96 enema that's a classic okay i've missed my place here where am i have i gone way too far

01:38:48.360 Oh my god, we've gone way too down.

01:38:52.160 Where is it?

01:38:53.220 It was Symphony X.

01:38:55.540 It was this one.

01:38:56.760 Okay, so David Betts says,

01:38:59.080 Symphony X is a better prog metal band than DT.

01:39:04.940 Listen to a bit of their stuff.

01:39:06.400 It's all right.

01:39:08.080 It's all right, yeah.

01:39:09.140 It's good.

01:39:09.740 All right, there you go.

01:39:11.340 LJMV says,

01:39:12.500 Harry, not full Indo-European, disappointed. 1.00

01:39:15.260 Oh, so true. 1.00

01:39:16.340 So true.

01:39:16.960 you can see the Indian in me

01:39:18.740 obviously 0.99

01:39:19.280 let's not go down that road

01:39:21.860 we haven't got time

01:39:23.480 if I want to fill an hour in the morning

01:39:28.440 get Tom Rosso on

01:39:29.780 talk to me about the nature

01:39:31.920 the definition of what Indo-European

01:39:34.260 really means

01:39:34.780 is it cultural, is it a linguistic

01:39:37.900 group?

01:39:38.620 three hours later I'm like stop

01:39:40.260 and then like three hours later Tom goes

01:39:43.980 and that's just the basics

01:39:45.160 Anyway

01:39:45.800 You know in the film

01:39:46.960 True Romance

01:39:47.680 When it just smash cuts

01:39:48.700 To

01:39:49.060 To

01:39:50.340 His dad

01:39:52.120 Saying just stop

01:39:52.820 Stop telling the story

01:39:53.880 Yeah

01:39:54.260 It'll be like that

01:39:54.880 Three hours later

01:39:55.560 Smash cut to Tom Rose

01:39:56.800 Stop

01:39:57.280 Stop

01:39:57.960 Stop

01:39:58.420 Please

01:39:58.940 Just stop

01:39:59.520 Alright

01:40:00.040 Cedric M41

01:40:05.100 Says

01:40:05.540 How are you going to the

01:40:06.700 GTA San Andreas

01:40:07.620 Barber I see

01:40:08.500 I don't know what that means

01:40:10.320 I've played

01:40:11.280 A ton of San Andreas

01:40:12.780 In my life

01:40:13.220 A ton

01:40:13.860 One of the games

01:40:15.040 I've played the most of

01:40:15.780 and I don't know

01:40:16.260 oh it's a great game

01:40:16.660 yeah I don't know

01:40:17.820 exactly what I mean

01:40:18.200 other than there's a few

01:40:19.100 sort of stock haircuts

01:40:20.280 you can get

01:40:20.760 I guess he thinks

01:40:22.300 that your haircut

01:40:22.920 looks like one of those

01:40:23.580 but the stock haircuts

01:40:24.220 that you can get

01:40:24.840 in San Andreas

01:40:25.340 are black haircuts 0.93

01:40:26.940 yeah they are all

01:40:28.380 CJ from Grove Street

01:40:29.540 they're all black hair 0.98

01:40:30.640 yeah it is

01:40:31.040 yeah so do I look like

01:40:32.040 I've got cornrows

01:40:33.040 or something

01:40:34.380 like prime 2008

01:40:36.540 Guns N' Roses

01:40:37.400 Axl Rose

01:40:38.240 with his ginger cornrows

01:40:40.380 is that what I'm being

01:40:41.240 accused of right now

01:40:42.820 Grove Street baby

01:40:44.560 Grove Street

01:40:45.860 Alright

01:40:46.540 Principal to Uncertainty

01:40:48.060 Says

01:40:48.360 One day

01:40:49.100 Carl will find

01:40:49.900 A good tailor

01:40:50.700 I believe

01:40:51.200 Oof

01:40:51.760 Oof

01:40:53.320 If you guys want to

01:40:54.980 Apply pressure

01:40:55.820 You know

01:40:56.320 Please do

01:40:57.120 Carl wants to pay

01:40:58.280 For us all

01:40:58.660 To get some nice

01:40:59.240 Tailored suits

01:40:59.880 I'm not going to

01:41:00.700 Say no

01:41:01.120 Carl that was

01:41:02.140 Principal to Uncertainty

01:41:03.220 Saying that

01:41:03.800 Not uh

01:41:04.580 Not me

01:41:05.600 Oh is he having a pop

01:41:06.500 At all of us

01:41:07.100 Like Carl buys our clothes

01:41:08.400 For us

01:41:08.720 He's not having a pop

01:41:09.320 Specifically at Carl

01:41:10.600 I would assume

01:41:10.740 Every single one of us

01:41:11.860 That's rude

01:41:12.640 That's rude

01:41:12.700 That's good 1.00

01:41:13.160 This blazer was cut by Hawks of Saffil Row 1.00

01:41:16.020 I'll have you know

01:41:16.760 Just because the finest tailoring you've ever seen

01:41:19.580 Is above your mother's appendix

01:41:21.080 Doesn't mean a bloody thing

01:41:21.940 I'm joking

01:41:24.260 That's a line from With Now and I isn't it

01:41:27.460 Flame war starting

01:41:28.940 That's a line from With Now

01:41:30.120 I couldn't help myself

01:41:30.820 I don't mean that principle of uncertainty

01:41:32.220 You're a super fan

01:41:32.880 Stay with me I still love you

01:41:33.880 We can make this work

01:41:34.680 Okay

01:41:35.320 Fortin Barber says

01:41:37.240 Punk is better than metal

01:41:40.020 the inclusive uh that inclusive hardcore and pop punk uh i don't mind punk i disagree with you

01:41:48.840 like metal's a way more diverse genre uh punk has a very specific sound even pop punk can only go so

01:41:57.080 far but you know i like it i like it fine enough blink 182 i've got some bangers earlier green day

01:42:04.940 when people say punk i think of the sex pistols actual 70s punk yeah that one album that sex

01:42:10.380 pistols did great some 70s punk pretty good melt better though i heard like early those early 70s

01:42:17.420 punk saying they deliberately don't play good music they deliberately don't play their instruments

01:42:21.660 correctly they're not trying to make a good song it's like yeah i've got no real time for that

01:42:27.820 yeah i think i think that's a bit exaggerated okay that sounds like like a bit of music snobbery okay

01:42:33.420 yeah to be honest well it's like it's a reaction to good quality radio songs so they're gonna play

01:42:40.700 it poorly they can barely play guitar and stuff i've seen a lot of deliberately say that it was

01:42:44.700 a reaction to the excesses of like mid-70s led zeppelin and those kind of hard rock bands where

01:42:51.100 the songs were suddenly like 10 minutes long five minute guitar solo they were like no let's just

01:42:55.980 play beatles songs really really fast that's what ramones said they were okay okay keifer brown 1337

01:43:02.060 says even the moon threw shade at Eamon Holmes

01:43:04.400 sad face

01:43:05.020 Eamon Holmes

01:43:06.780 LJMV and I don't know what this is in reference to

01:43:08.980 he says a group of homosexual Harry's

01:43:11.700 this is what the plural of a Harry's is going to be 0.56

01:43:14.700 yeah 0.99

01:43:15.520 a group of homosexuals 1.00

01:43:16.940 that's the collective now for Harry's 0.99

01:43:19.540 for me and Harry

01:43:20.380 two of us in the room together

01:43:21.840 we don't form a tribe or a troop 0.75

01:43:23.620 we form a homosexual 0.90

01:43:24.820 okay 0.97

01:43:27.900 you go on

01:43:28.520 fair enough

01:43:28.920 Tatum2733 says

01:43:31.320 Harry what if a giant bird

01:43:33.020 like the size of a car

01:43:34.140 this guy's asked me this question

01:43:35.540 the size of a car

01:43:36.420 crashed through the roof

01:43:37.640 and grabbed Bo

01:43:38.380 before flying away

01:43:39.440 Bo grasped in his claws

01:43:41.340 but alive

01:43:41.920 what if that happened 0.99

01:43:44.020 well I guess you're screwed mate 0.99

01:43:45.400 yeah 1.00

01:43:45.720 well you just watch in horror

01:43:46.940 there's not anything

01:43:47.780 I can do about it

01:43:48.680 what am I supposed to like

01:43:49.500 pull out a rifle

01:43:50.460 because we don't have any

01:43:51.880 rifles in the office

01:43:52.900 sadly

01:43:53.320 we've got

01:43:54.180 we've got a fake sword

01:43:55.560 in the other room

01:43:56.280 do I go through

01:43:57.260 and grab that

01:43:58.140 and like

01:43:58.500 lob it after you

01:43:59.720 but then what if I take it out

01:44:00.800 if you're mid-air

01:44:01.620 being alive

01:44:02.660 held by its claws

01:44:03.460 and I take it out

01:44:04.320 with one single

01:44:06.140 like

01:44:06.620 flashy sword throw 0.99

01:44:08.100 get it in its neck 1.00

01:44:09.020 well you're still screwed 1.00

01:44:10.400 they've still dropped me 1.00

01:44:11.200 because you'll just 0.50

01:44:12.160 die from the fall

01:44:13.180 while they're landing

01:44:14.780 actually

01:44:15.260 that tatum

01:44:16.180 loves that question

01:44:17.460 so what a

01:44:18.580 horrifying question

01:44:19.980 yeah it is

01:44:20.840 yeah

01:44:21.060 terrifying

01:44:22.080 LJMV says

01:44:23.540 Indians are the new

01:44:25.840 God's chosen people

01:44:27.140 what the God

01:44:30.660 being like ganesh or something i think this is a reference to a certain other yeah it is of course

01:44:35.480 it is yeah yeah yeah the chosen few all right cherish 281 says i worked with a south african

01:44:43.280 guy who told me a story about when they had to stop work and hide while a shootout in the car

01:44:47.780 park went on yeah come absolutely believe it yeah yeah ted told me a number of sort of horror

01:44:53.320 stories one or two little like things like that yeah it's just common just commonplace you just

01:45:00.060 might get a home invasion or carjacked at any time it's just as simple as that with resulting

01:45:05.320 your murder let's be clear um okay lance llewellyn says a cringe of harry's a rack of robinsons yeah

01:45:15.780 well me and calvin are in the same room that's what we're doing we're forming a new

01:45:19.800 the fourth reich of robinsons so true so true max robe says and when it comes funeral yesterday yeah

01:45:28.900 that was on a couple of the uh websites to be fair yeah rest yeah yeah that was definitely on

01:45:35.080 there and we can yeah anyway you're quite right you're quite right all right uh let's do oh last

01:45:41.300 three last three get in there uh that skeg jescal says bo the the skj is pronounced like sh so

01:45:50.980 shag skull

01:45:52.020 shag skull

01:45:53.640 beard skull 0.60

01:45:54.580 bald egg skull

01:45:56.080 eggshell yes

01:45:57.400 Harry it was about the trip

01:45:59.280 appreciate it

01:46:00.000 oh yeah the trip

01:46:00.780 yeah that information

01:46:01.620 has been forwarded to me

01:46:02.780 I'll take a look into

01:46:03.780 I've just been

01:46:04.260 I've just been swamped

01:46:06.320 and I'm also

01:46:06.940 very very tired

01:46:08.040 okay

01:46:08.700 all of the time

01:46:09.500 so things slip my mind

01:46:10.840 the trip

01:46:11.400 what is that

01:46:12.000 that Steve Coogan

01:46:13.080 Rob Brydon show

01:46:13.980 the trip

01:46:14.420 no I'm joking

01:46:15.640 what

01:46:16.800 what a reference

01:46:18.720 have you seen that

01:46:19.880 yeah of course I've seen that

01:46:20.920 my dad loved doing that but that's so neat yeah i love that how many people in chat have watched

01:46:26.840 that's going to be your poll tomorrow have you heard of the rob bryden steve coogan comedy

01:46:32.060 double act the trip where they go around little countryside hotels eating food at the restaurant

01:46:37.060 and doing impressions and doing impressions trying to outdo each other impressions have you

01:46:40.900 watched it are you a fan there's your poll for tomorrow i love it especially season one of the

01:46:46.020 trip okay all right uh penultimate one here justin green says the return is a 2004 film

01:46:51.840 focusing on the end of the odyssey starring rafe fines or is it ralph fines i think it's

01:46:56.340 rafe fines and juliet binoche i don't know who that is i think i have heard of that actually

01:47:01.700 yeah it sounds interesting yeah i've not heard of it so i'll check that sounds interesting worth

01:47:05.440 sounds like it's worth worth a watch okay and the last one here erwin romulus again says

01:47:10.060 enema absolutely brilliant one of my all-time top 10 albums favorite track

01:47:15.000 that's a difficult one that's i'd have to narrow it down either it it would either be

01:47:22.940 of of my favorites it could be h it could be the title track it could be third eye 0.99

01:47:28.960 uh my one of my favorites just for fun how fun the song is hooker with a penis now that's a fun 0.99

01:47:35.340 is that real you're not making that up that's an actual that's the actual name of the song 0.99

01:47:40.060 on the Enema album

01:47:41.260 and it's a really

01:47:42.480 fun song

01:47:43.260 oh okay

01:47:43.660 it's a really cool song

01:47:45.200 okay

01:47:46.000 alright that's the last one

01:47:47.240 so that's the show

01:47:48.080 it's now 48 minutes past 9

01:47:49.600 in the AM

01:47:50.060 British summer time

01:47:50.800 on Thursday 13th of August

01:47:51.900 in the year of our law

01:47:52.440 2026

01:47:53.060 don't say we're not

01:47:53.940 generous here

01:47:54.520 it's supposed to be

01:47:54.900 a one hour show

01:47:55.540 not nearly

01:47:56.580 twice your money's worth

01:47:58.020 yeah giving you

01:47:58.600 loads of

01:47:59.120 loads of value here

01:48:00.120 yeah and you may well

01:48:01.260 be appearing

01:48:01.740 more regularly as well

01:48:03.220 right

01:48:03.480 yeah well I get into

01:48:04.300 the office early

01:48:05.540 most days

01:48:06.040 so why not

01:48:06.600 so we'll have Harry

01:48:07.580 on more often

01:48:08.100 if you'll have me

01:48:09.380 my plea to the audience don't 0.84

01:48:11.700 rape me in the audience please 0.79

01:48:13.760 so we'll

01:48:14.820 going forward we'll have Harry on a little bit more often

01:48:17.360 okay thanks for joining me you've been the glorious band

01:48:19.600 chosen for you my band of brothers and sisters without you

01:48:21.600 it isn't a thing try and make the best of the day ahead

01:48:23.680 if you can carpe diem the most

01:48:25.560 valuable thing you will ever have is your time

01:48:27.360 try and make it count if you can alright I'm not

01:48:29.580 going to be too preachy about it until tomorrow morning then

01:48:31.300 take care

01:48:39.380 Thank you.

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - August 13, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Thursday 13th August 2026

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