The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Thursday 30th July 2026

00:00:00.000 Morning

00:00:00.400 You alright?

00:00:08.200 I hope you are

00:00:09.340 Some in the chat

00:00:12.120 Tommy Chong

00:00:14.400 Predicted I'd be wearing a green suit today

00:00:18.400 It's always worrying when someone does that

00:00:23.520 How can they see?

00:00:26.340 How did they know?

00:00:26.960 How could they possibly have

00:00:30.000 They know me better than myself

00:00:31.540 Input username now

00:00:37.500 That's their name

00:00:39.300 At input underscore username underscore now

00:00:42.420 They've often called it right

00:00:43.680 They've called it right like half a dozen times

00:00:45.500 I've noticed

00:00:46.100 I think I haven't noticed

00:00:47.840 Anyway

00:00:50.360 It is now one minute past eight

00:00:56.060 In the a.m. British summer time

00:00:57.600 On Thursday

00:00:58.700 Is it now Thursday we're on are we

00:00:59.980 the 30th of july in the year of our lord 2026 you're the glorious band the chosen few my band

00:01:07.000 of brothers and sisters thank you for joining me without you it isn't a thing i'm joined by

00:01:10.800 my producer little harry who's back from his day off yesterday how are you this morning good sir

00:01:14.380 morning i'm all good and it was off for your birthday weren't you yeah i was 21 21 the big

00:01:20.840 21 oh to be 21 again ah how glorious it would be your whole life ahead of you

00:01:30.080 I'm super jealous I'm super jelly how am I yeah I'm not great actually every

00:01:38.400 morning I say how am I yeah I'm fine of course I am

00:01:41.600 I'm a bit delicate this morning I thought I was one debate debating with

00:01:45.400 myself whether to say anything or not but um yeah I don't feel great I've got

00:01:49.560 say i mean not that bad putting a brave face on it last night i went out for um a restore meeting

00:02:01.080 in swindon um in a pub i hadn't eaten anything i didn't have any alcoholic beverage not one

00:02:07.880 tiny millimeter of alcoholic beverage past my lips i was drinking oj not a big drinker anyway

00:02:13.320 and i just didn't fancy drink booze i hadn't had any dinner so i ordered some food in that pub i

00:02:18.920 I ordered a mac and cheese with chorizo in it.

00:02:24.920 Tasted delicious.

00:02:26.920 Absolutely delicious.

00:02:28.920 Middle of the night.

00:02:29.920 I wake up.

00:02:31.920 Nearly...

00:02:33.920 Nearly puked in my own bed.

00:02:35.920 Nearly puked on the floor in my bedroom.

00:02:38.920 Really nearly.

00:02:39.920 Dashed to the toilet.

00:02:40.920 Projectile vomit.

00:02:41.920 That's a bit early to be talking about this, isn't it, really?

00:02:43.920 In any detail.

00:02:44.920 tell you know when your body's just like oh there's poison inside you oh you've been poisoned

00:02:53.260 you've got to get it out of your system this instant that happens to me in the middle of

00:02:57.260 the night last night now i feel really weak weak as a baby it's not that bad it's not like i can't

00:03:06.720 keep down a cup of tea this is like my second cup of tea it's not that bad but i don't feel great

00:03:13.460 So apologies if it's a little bit

00:03:16.980 Low energy today

00:03:19.060 Because I was debating whether to say anything

00:03:25.900 Whether to just put a brave face on it

00:03:27.060 And just carry on regardless

00:03:28.040 And not say anything but

00:03:28.900 Why not be honest?

00:03:31.320 Why not?

00:03:33.820 Alright

00:03:34.260 With that said

00:03:36.460 That's plenty of faffing about for one morning

00:03:38.480 Is it? 0.99

00:03:39.340 There's no need for any more fannying around now 0.97

00:03:41.100 Let's just get straight on with it shall we?

00:03:43.460 What's the legacy corporate mainstream media news

00:03:47.500 Banging on about this morning

00:03:48.840 What's that cabal of evil Fleet Street editors

00:03:50.460 Trying to tell us it isn't important

00:03:51.900 What are they lying to us about by omission

00:03:54.280 If by nothing else

00:03:55.080 We've got

00:03:56.600 Future looking droughtful

00:03:59.860 Very clever wordplay

00:04:01.780 Isn't it

00:04:02.560 Very clever wordplay

00:04:05.080 Drought, doubtful, droughtful

00:04:07.180 There's a drought in England

00:04:09.140 Or so they say

00:04:09.900 There's actually particular

00:04:11.900 I think even legal criterion

00:04:13.560 That needs to be reached

00:04:15.100 Before it's formally

00:04:16.260 Officially a drought

00:04:17.300 It's been reached

00:04:18.980 In various parts of

00:04:19.760 Southern and Central England

00:04:20.880 And dinghy flotilla

00:04:23.520 A massive number of 1.00

00:04:27.280 Illegal 0.80

00:04:28.160 Invaders 1.00

00:04:30.460 Largely sub-Saharan 1.00

00:04:32.380 African invaders

00:04:33.380 Invaded England 1.00

00:04:35.980 Yesterday

00:04:36.920 Between 700 and 1,000

00:04:39.880 In one day

00:04:41.460 It's an invasion

00:04:46.520 It's nothing to do with 1.00

00:04:48.720 Being refugees

00:04:50.720 France is a safe country 1.00

00:04:52.960 These are invaders 0.75

00:04:54.940 The Metro

00:04:57.560 Must we

00:05:01.980 Must we

00:05:04.320 The Metro

00:05:07.320 Third in just five years

00:05:10.220 drought, there's a third drought in five years

00:05:13.100 future looking droughtful

00:05:14.940 for baking Britain

00:05:15.960 and is that

00:05:18.380 that's Blackheath in London

00:05:19.920 there's like the city of London there

00:05:22.040 not the city of Westminster

00:05:24.740 that'll be beyond, but the city of London there

00:05:26.680 that's Blackheath

00:05:27.760 look, it's been so hot that the grass

00:05:30.760 has been scorched a bit

00:05:31.900 like nearly every year

00:05:35.280 is it hotter than 1976 though?

00:05:39.880 That's the big question

00:05:40.920 76, 76

00:05:42.340 Is it hotter than 76?

00:05:44.240 Is the winter colder than 1947?

00:05:46.400 Is the summer hotter than 1976?

00:05:49.640 That's the big question

00:05:50.800 Whatever you do

00:05:51.580 Don't talk about being invaded

00:05:52.940 The metro won't talk about that

00:05:54.640 Don't talk about the crime rate per capita 1.00

00:05:59.600 Among small boat migrants 1.00

00:06:01.380 Don't talk about that 1.00

00:06:02.120 Don't talk about that

00:06:03.020 Let's talk about that it's hot

00:06:04.740 Okay

00:06:06.560 The eye paper

00:06:08.940 Burnham signals tax rises for pay for social care

00:06:13.940 Yeah

00:06:14.680 I saw yesterday I watched nearly all

00:06:18.180 Practically all of Burnham doing an address

00:06:21.500 To like a healthcare

00:06:23.840 Some sort of NHS and or healthcare audience

00:06:26.540 Because Andy Burnham was the health secretary wasn't he

00:06:29.260 Under Gordon Brown

00:06:31.660 So he can claim

00:06:33.740 I mean legitimately claim

00:06:34.940 That one of his areas of expertise

00:06:37.120 If you can even call it that really

00:06:38.580 is health policy and they asked him afterwards he took questions from reporters and they were

00:06:45.980 asking him are you going to need to raise taxes to pay for your health care and he did say a

00:06:51.380 number of times no i think we can do a lot more to begin with anyway i think we can do a lot more

00:06:55.380 with within the existing framework of of the budget that we've got but then later when pressed

00:07:03.280 you know like okay that's all well and good to begin with but what about ultimately and he's

00:07:08.560 like well i'm glad a bit so they can and are spinning that as he's going to raise taxes he

00:07:16.660 probably will probably will okay take a shorter shower to save water in drought public urged

00:07:25.620 new plea to save every drop as fourth heat wave hits drought declared in half of england as quote

00:07:31.760 Exceptionally serious

00:07:33.020 Dry spell continues

00:07:34.460 Households using water

00:07:36.620 Faster than nature can replenish it

00:07:39.820 End quote

00:07:40.440 Warns Environment Agency

00:07:42.320 Public urge to reduce water use

00:07:44.400 With shorter showers

00:07:45.760 Low flow shower heads

00:07:49.020 And not pre-rinsing before using the dishwasher

00:07:52.160 Another year of dry weather

00:07:55.760 May trigger formal water rationing measures

00:07:58.560 Experts say

00:08:01.760 Growing wildfires could see

00:08:05.760 Quote, all of Europe on fire

00:08:08.120 Quote, by August

00:08:09.700 Claims EU emergency chief

00:08:11.500 Did you get the picture there?

00:08:17.940 Did you get the trend?

00:08:19.700 Just increasingly more alarmist

00:08:21.940 More extreme

00:08:24.060 Until there's got to be

00:08:25.900 Water rationing now or the whole

00:08:27.840 Of Europe will be on fire

00:08:31.760 Because of the climate models

00:08:35.540 Which are nonsense

00:08:36.560 There'll be climate lockdowns

00:08:40.340 Climate taxes

00:08:43.480 All sorts of measures

00:08:48.760 Water rationing

00:08:50.440 Really we'll talk about water rationing

00:08:53.140 Are we?

00:08:55.860 A bit later in one of the headlines

00:08:57.360 I don't know if we'll get to it

00:08:58.220 It was talking about

00:08:59.700 Food supply lines in danger

00:09:02.640 Because of climate

00:09:03.700 They are going to try and use this

00:09:08.980 Like a COVID

00:09:09.620 Eventually at some point aren't they

00:09:11.140 Like a COVID

00:09:12.940 Rationale

00:09:15.220 To keep you locked up

00:09:18.220 To take away your liberty

00:09:20.120 Ultimately

00:09:21.180 And yet you'll still get

00:09:28.820 Crazy Greens and Lib Dems and Labour and 1.00

00:09:31.840 Idiot boomers 1.00

00:09:35.720 Not all, go-based boomers 1.00

00:09:37.520 Who think that the whole thing's real

00:09:40.400 That 200, 250 parts per million of man-made CO2 in the atmosphere drives climate change

00:09:47.000 Which it doesn't

00:09:48.420 And that therefore we must be locked down, water rationing, food rationing

00:09:53.180 The whole of Europe will be on fire

00:09:55.520 There won't be all Earth left to save if we don't act now

00:09:58.200 All that nonsense 1.00

00:09:59.520 Absolute retarded nonsense 1.00

00:10:02.120 People that believe that 1.00

00:10:04.460 They're failing to understand reality properly

00:10:07.300 Basically

00:10:09.140 The independent view

00:10:13.200 PM has grasped the nettle of social care

00:10:17.540 But the sting remains in pain for it

00:10:19.660 Great insight 1.00

00:10:21.580 Well done the independent 1.00

00:10:22.880 You needed your Oxbridge graduates 0.98

00:10:26.700 to working around the clock on that one scorched earth britain again it's just a bit of parched

00:10:31.200 grass just a bit of parched grass calm down flash drought never heard that expression before in my

00:10:37.840 life that is just a new thing how they do that now they just do add they just say new things now

00:10:43.140 a nightingale prison or a flash drought declared in half of england really flash drought okay

00:10:51.440 July is set to be driest ever recorded

00:10:54.480 Wisley in Surrey

00:10:56.120 Sees 43 days with no rain

00:10:58.060 Tengorm's wildfire burns for two weeks

00:11:00.700 Yeah the climate changes yeah

00:11:05.580 Yeah the earth's climate is in flux

00:11:07.960 Always has been always will be

00:11:09.260 We're in an interglacial period

00:11:14.520 Within an ice age

00:11:15.840 Yeah it's been a hot

00:11:20.920 it's been hot a bit evil cabal of fleet street editors evil okay the sun the sun can't like they 0.87

00:11:35.620 can get more clicks by talking about our invasion dingy flotilla in channel as french should admit

00:11:41.020 waving migrants through and the thousand arrive in a day how's that plan going p.m

00:11:46.980 The Sun sarcastically asked

00:11:51.340 Because Andy Burnham had said

00:11:52.840 I think just a day ago

00:11:54.200 Or maybe 48 hours ago

00:11:55.240 He'd said Labour

00:11:57.000 Are doing

00:11:58.800 You know

00:11:59.640 Stopped a small boat

00:12:00.540 He didn't actually claim

00:12:01.620 They'd stopped the small boats

00:12:02.620 He just said

00:12:03.300 It's doing better

00:12:04.420 Than ever before

00:12:05.540 In the battle

00:12:06.880 To stop the small boats

00:12:07.960 Of course

00:12:08.780 You could always send

00:12:10.240 A small

00:12:11.880 A small operation

00:12:13.540 Of Royal Marines

00:12:15.160 To

00:12:15.600 To the channel to physically stop them

00:12:18.400 We've definitely got

00:12:20.440 The men and material and resources for that

00:12:22.400 Just a few dozen

00:12:25.340 4-2 commando, Royal Marines

00:12:28.200 Or whatever

00:12:28.640 Literally highly trained soldiers to do exactly that

00:12:32.280 Sort of thing, exactly that sort of thing

00:12:34.380 No they won't do that

00:12:38.300 Anyway Burnham had claimed

00:12:39.680 That Labour's plan was working

00:12:41.980 Not at all

00:12:44.340 No it was like a record day

00:12:45.480 a flotilla of up to a thousand migrants landed in britain yesterday that's very small for me to

00:12:52.700 read but basically it says that we've given the french basically about a billion pounds

00:12:58.080 over the last couple of years two three years about a billion pounds of uk money taxpayers

00:13:04.360 money so that the french authorities will stop them leaving french beaches and they're just not

00:13:09.320 doing it at all basically at all hardly ever once in a blue moon complete for completely

00:13:15.360 performative reasons for the sake of some cameras they'll run up and pop a boat and prevent that

00:13:21.460 one dinghy from leaving but effectively not really doing anything when they've signed

00:13:26.620 contracts saying they would and taken our money and they're still coming across it's funny it's

00:13:32.920 funny i've thought some people would argue that labor had got a handle on it didn't dr parveni

00:13:39.200 Make that argument

00:13:39.960 Turns out it's nonsense

00:13:42.040 Yeah

00:13:46.740 Burnham saying

00:13:48.020 Burnham saying

00:13:50.640 That their plan was working

00:13:51.960 Obviously not at all

00:13:52.940 Look at this

00:13:54.000 Where are the women and children 0.97

00:13:54.980 They're not refugees 1.00

00:13:55.860 These are chances

00:13:58.660 The kindest way

00:14:01.360 You could describe them

00:14:02.120 As economic migrants 1.00

00:14:03.360 Thieves looking for gibbs 1.00

00:14:06.920 Parasites 0.97

00:14:08.040 Invaders

00:14:10.400 And the amount of crime

00:14:12.960 Particularly sex crime

00:14:14.020 Per capita among these people

00:14:15.820 Is astronomical

00:14:17.160 We must be mad

00:14:19.820 Literally mad

00:14:21.100 To allow them to do this to us

00:14:25.200 But the government

00:14:26.740 All the governments

00:14:27.840 They don't care

00:14:30.000 It's not an accident

00:14:32.640 They're not accidentally

00:14:33.680 Every single day

00:14:35.120 Day after day

00:14:35.980 Failing to call a COBRA meeting

00:14:37.880 And do something about it physically

00:14:39.700 If you're the Prime Minister

00:14:41.680 What you could do

00:14:42.320 You could call your Defence Secretary

00:14:44.540 Like Wes Streeting is going to be able to do this

00:14:48.260 You call your Defence Secretary

00:14:49.800 And you say to your Defence Secretary

00:14:52.320 Right, if we need to, if I have to

00:14:53.720 I'll call the State of Emergency

00:14:54.740 But leave that to me

00:14:56.060 You go to a General

00:14:59.660 One of your Generals

00:15:01.080 Probably in the Navy, the Royal Marines

00:15:04.600 And you put together a very small task force

00:15:08.280 Again, like half a dozen speedboats at most

00:15:11.840 A couple of dozen, three, four dozen at most Royal Marines

00:15:15.120 To patrol the channel

00:15:18.200 And when the dinghies try and leave the French beach

00:15:21.520 You prevent them 1.00

00:15:22.520 You prevent them

00:15:31.600 At the point of an SA-80 if necessary

00:15:34.180 do that for a little while a few weeks a couple of months and the smugglers in france will get

00:15:41.260 the picture get the picture they'll get the picture that they can't that there isn't just

00:15:47.540 a free isn't just a free crossing you can't do it there's there's royal marines there with guns

00:15:52.920 locked and loaded and then and then it will largely stop

00:15:58.080 it's not by accident our governments aren't doing that or anything like that anything

00:16:04.040 like that it's not by accident is it they're not forgetting to do that today are they it's very deliberate

00:16:21.400 the crimes the crimes that some of these people might commit in this country

00:16:25.400 you don't know do you they're completely unvetted bring it up again harry so people can see

00:16:29.960 the crimes that some of these people might commit

00:16:34.040 How many?

00:16:36.540 How many? 0.99

00:16:39.840 Where's the women and children? 1.00

00:16:41.620 Where's the old men even?

00:16:45.480 Are they all sub-Saharan Africans?

00:16:51.580 The male says,

00:16:54.180 Still say your boat plan is working, Andy?

00:16:59.180 Again, asking sarcastically.

00:17:00.960 as hundreds more migrants rush to ball channel dinghies 0.69

00:17:04.080 just hours after New P.M. boasted of success in stopping them.

00:17:09.460 Hundreds of migrants headed for Britain yesterday

00:17:11.600 just 24 hours after Andy Burnham claimed his plan to stop small boats

00:17:15.200 quote, is working, quote.

00:17:21.700 What crimes might these completely unknown, unvetted individuals commit?

00:17:27.660 And short of that,

00:17:30.960 And what sort of burden financially on the state will they be?

00:17:37.180 Are these going to be net contributors to the economy anytime soon?

00:17:42.440 Of course not.

00:17:44.240 Are they going to cost the state in housing?

00:17:46.660 It's our policy to just sort of give them mobile phones and stuff, isn't it?

00:17:50.200 Feed them, house them, etc, etc, etc.

00:17:52.720 it's suicidal not to be physically forcefully preventing them from crossing the channel

00:18:02.360 there you go you say that to nearly everyone that's in parliament with the exception of the

00:18:10.100 odd based person you know the few reform mps to be fair one or two tories the vast majority of our

00:18:18.580 ruling class in parliament and in white hall will say everything i just said is completely racist

00:18:24.880 and bigoted and wrong wrongheaded and if anything there should be more safe and legal routes if

00:18:31.200 anything what's wrong here is that they have to do it illegally they should be given legal 0.85

00:18:37.340 routes to just come here isn't that mad it's mad isn't it

00:18:48.580 the express it's a good paper

00:18:50.120 you can read your express now 1.00

00:18:53.540 one of the banners going to bat for women's cricket women's cricket cricket is crap 0.98

00:18:59.540 okay i'll say it it's crap don't tell me it's good like women's football see women i've said 0.98

00:19:07.820 this before i'll say it again in women's sport some women's sport is legitimately good right 0.96

00:19:13.540 Now, some women's athletics is a tiny shade less good than men's athletics.

00:19:21.200 In other words, it's still very, very impressive, I think.

00:19:23.900 Women's gymnastics, very impressive. 1.00

00:19:26.720 Women's tennis is good because they've got slightly less power. 0.99

00:19:29.400 The rallies are actually better and more entertaining, in my opinion. 1.00

00:19:32.740 But some women's sports are clown shoes. 1.00

00:19:34.740 Women's basketball, please, please. 1.00

00:19:37.140 Women's football is atrocious. 1.00

00:19:40.420 The level of skill in women's football is atrocious. 1.00

00:19:43.540 It's laughable. 1.00

00:19:45.700 You get to the later stages of the Women's World Cup. 0.92

00:19:49.820 It's supposed to be a showcase for the best women's football in the world. 1.00

00:19:54.800 And it's, well, it would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. 0.95

00:19:59.680 It's not even laughable. 0.97

00:20:01.300 You can barely string a few passes together.

00:20:03.400 There's no dynamism, none, none.

00:20:06.140 There's no skill.

00:20:08.160 The goalkeepers are like a parody. 1.00

00:20:10.880 Well women's cricket is one of those 1.00

00:20:14.640 It's not good 1.00

00:20:15.500 It's not good

00:20:17.360 Don't tell me it is

00:20:19.660 Alright mini rent over

00:20:23.440 Campaigners devastated after Burnham says

00:20:30.340 Law on assisted deaths must wait

00:20:32.840 Oh yeah who's asked that yesterday

00:20:33.940 And he's talking all about the NHS and social care

00:20:37.440 Someone said

00:20:38.280 What about assisted dying

00:20:39.480 and he ummed and ahmed and beat around the bush quite a bit and then basically said uh if we if

00:20:44.000 we look at it again it won't be for a while yet let's try and figure out the social care and my

00:20:48.820 immediate plans for nhs reform first he said dying till pm it's a weird way of writing is it

00:20:56.720 they talk about dying people people that are dying currently dying tell the prime minister

00:21:03.160 We don't have time for these delays

00:21:05.680 Well it's been through the parliament

00:21:10.080 Hasn't it a bit

00:21:10.860 The assisted dying bill

00:21:12.860 And it was defeated wasn't it

00:21:15.080 The house had a vote on it

00:21:17.000 And it was defeated

00:21:17.740 Zendaya there's a new Spiderman film

00:21:23.280 Coming out

00:21:23.820 I like calling it Spiderman

00:21:27.260 Not Spiderman

00:21:30.100 Spiderman

00:21:30.700 Batman

00:21:32.100 Batman and Spider-Man films

00:21:34.360 Superman

00:21:35.220 There's yet another Spider-Man film

00:21:41.660 Come out

00:21:42.340 Zendaya's in it

00:21:44.140 I don't watch superhero films really

00:21:47.600 I mean the odd one

00:21:48.660 But I don't make sure I watch every single one

00:21:51.340 Heard on the news this morning

00:21:53.140 It said that Tom Holland

00:21:54.280 It's like the seventh Spider-Man film

00:21:58.240 He's been in

00:21:58.720 That seems too many to me

00:22:00.700 give it a rest does the world need another spider-man film not really does the world

00:22:10.420 need another zendaya film doubt it what is it about her i just don't don't mean to be unnecessarily

00:22:19.080 rude although that is sort of my thing is it 0.95

00:22:23.480 but she's like nothing special how is she like a hollywood a-lister aren't there 1.00

00:22:30.380 Thousands and thousands of prettier women 1.00

00:22:33.340 In the world 1.00

00:22:34.040 And better actresses

00:22:35.460 Harry bring it up so people can see 1.00

00:22:37.080 Aren't there

00:22:40.640 Just more attractive 1.00

00:22:42.360 And more highly skilled actresses 0.99

00:22:44.760 In the world

00:22:45.140 I've always thought that

00:22:47.300 Who Hollywood decides

00:22:51.140 To promote 1.00

00:22:51.960 Make like their

00:22:53.940 Flavour of the month

00:22:55.980 Their darling

00:22:56.880 The darling of Tinseltown

00:22:58.920 For a few years

00:23:00.140 Really?

00:23:01.760 Her

00:23:02.020 Really 1.00

00:23:03.260 You're going to any nightclub

00:23:09.280 In like Newcastle

00:23:10.640 Or Liverpool

00:23:11.560 Or London

00:23:12.200 Glance around 1.00

00:23:13.660 And you'll see a dozen prettier women 1.00

00:23:15.360 A dozen 1.00

00:23:16.060 Right

00:23:16.520 Anywhere in the world in fact

00:23:18.440 Zendaya really

00:23:20.540 Oh

00:23:21.360 Okay

00:23:22.440 Alright

00:23:23.420 Something in the comments

00:23:25.440 Or the chat

00:23:25.800 Oh Bo

00:23:26.240 You know

00:23:26.860 You know

00:23:27.280 Oil painting yourself

00:23:28.060 Yeah I know

00:23:28.460 Yeah I know

00:23:29.220 I've never claimed

00:23:31.460 I've never tried to claim

00:23:34.920 To be like a Hollywood A-lister

00:23:38.400 Who trades off their face

00:23:41.940 See the difference? 0.97

00:23:49.280 She's no Grace Kelly, is she?

00:23:54.340 The times, the venerable times

00:23:55.780 the 10 questions my husband won't answer don't care don't care they do that don't they these

00:24:03.380 these banners quite often just trying to sow division in people's marriages and families

00:24:07.440 women do you want to cheat here's how to get away with it women want to leave your husband

00:24:13.700 here's how you do it women don't don't have babies have a job have a career instead here's why

00:24:20.360 I'm in my 60s, childless and loving life

00:24:25.340 Here's why, here's why you should follow my example

00:24:27.460 All that

00:24:27.960 Has your husband done one tiny thing wrong

00:24:32.140 Here's why you should leave him then

00:24:33.380 All that

00:24:35.060 It's subversive isn't it, absolutely subversive

00:24:41.180 The times, the venerable times

00:24:45.160 You would think they might be above something like that

00:24:47.980 No, just a subversive and globalist 0.55

00:24:50.200 And anti-white and anti-British 0.99

00:24:51.600 There's all the rest of them 0.96

00:24:53.640 Look here's a scorched field in Blackheath

00:24:56.500 The same one

00:24:57.040 Try and tell me they're not a cabal

00:25:01.580 The newspapers

00:25:03.640 The same scorched

00:25:05.860 Field in Blackheath

00:25:08.520 Hmm

00:25:11.420 Odd

00:25:13.900 Wildfire alert as drought set to eclipse 1976

00:25:21.440 See there you go

00:25:22.240 Is it hotter than 1976?

00:25:25.200 76, 1976, the hottest summer ever, 1976

00:25:27.620 Get tax rebate from your mayor

00:25:33.960 Local leaders may hand revenue back to residents

00:25:36.920 After Prime Minister radical devolution plans

00:25:38.880 Maybe just don't tax us as much in the first place

00:25:43.900 You're going to tax us up the yin yang

00:25:46.500 And then maybe give some back

00:25:49.360 Maybe just don't tax us insanely hard in the first place

00:25:53.260 Or that wouldn't do

00:25:54.720 Leftists won't do that 0.99

00:25:55.960 Fabians and wannabe Marxist communists 1.00

00:26:03.000 Would never do that 0.94

00:26:04.480 They love destroying rich people

00:26:10.900 Even middle class people

00:26:11.980 Love it 1.00

00:26:12.600 filthy kulaks that might own anything it's the enemy that's their enemy okay the telegraph 1.00

00:26:21.880 jamelia jamil there's one tv a bit this idiot indian woman or she's half pakistani half indian 1.00

00:26:28.040 i believe jamelia jamil the most annoying woman on the internet not my words jamelia 1.00

00:26:36.760 that's an editorial from the telegraph if she said the other day she said something like 1.00

00:26:41.880 not that i follow her or anything but it was just all over the the news cycle at that point it was

00:26:45.400 all over twitter i can't remember she said something like british people or i think she 0.72

00:26:50.440 might even said white british people are the worst people ever like of all time in all of history 0.75

00:26:55.800 all right thanks for that i think she's half indian half pakistani but was born and raised or 0.94

00:27:02.760 raised at least in britain like she's got an english accent and is entirely anglicized

00:27:09.480 Alright, that's nice isn't it

00:27:12.620 But then you'll grow up 0.58

00:27:13.940 I think she's moved to America now 1.00

00:27:15.260 She's obviously raised with a giant chip on her shoulder 1.00

00:27:19.640 Giant chip on her shoulder 1.00

00:27:21.260 For colonialism 1.00

00:27:22.860 British white people are the worst people of all time 1.00

00:27:26.660 Really? 1.00

00:27:27.860 Really?

00:27:29.300 I think you're mad love

00:27:30.600 I think you don't know anything about history really 1.00

00:27:34.400 I think you were raised by some psychopathic 1.00

00:27:39.480 losers and they've just imprinted that on your tiny mind and now you're parroting it out like 1.00

00:27:45.760 you know what you're doing and talking about i think you're a cretin love 1.00

00:27:48.720 the daily telegraph is that ever so odd looking zendaya creature 0.98

00:27:59.820 you're supposed to believe is like a starlet

00:28:03.280 Again, I mentioned Grace Kelly a minute ago

00:28:08.960 What about Bollywood starlets of yesteryear

00:28:11.580 And now it's degraded, degenerated into this thing

00:28:15.420 Okay

00:28:18.520 Calls grow for England to boycott World Cup

00:28:22.980 Because of

00:28:24.500 Do you remember, was it yesterday?

00:28:28.840 Was it just yesterday?

00:28:30.280 Or was it on Tuesday?

00:28:30.880 Talking about the FIFA

00:28:33.440 The governing body of World Football FIFA

00:28:34.980 And the guy that is sort of at the head of that

00:28:37.380 Infantino

00:28:38.200 Wants to sell off a portion of the

00:28:41.500 Of the rights

00:28:43.600 To commercials

00:28:44.600 And that various countries

00:28:47.580 Around the world are considering boycotting

00:28:49.260 The next World Cup

00:28:51.140 Maybe

00:28:51.620 Probably

00:28:53.940 I wouldn't have thought they would

00:28:55.400 It's too big a competition

00:28:57.200 Maybe they will

00:28:59.140 But I wouldn't have thought so

00:29:01.220 It feels like saber rattling

00:29:03.300 In the world of football governance to me

00:29:05.160 Okay

00:29:05.620 Trump vows to give Iran a beating

00:29:08.760 Quote a beating

00:29:09.580 Or surprise attack

00:29:10.980 Apparently the latest is

00:29:13.660 Because Trump had halted

00:29:15.540 Some of the bombing

00:29:16.700 In Iran

00:29:22.140 Briefly over the last couple of days

00:29:24.380 And then

00:29:25.300 According to reports

00:29:27.040 Iran launched some missiles into Jordan

00:29:32.640 At American bases in Jordan

00:29:34.380 I don't think anyone was killed or anything in that instance

00:29:37.480 And Trump's hitting back with a beating

00:29:42.440 Or in somewhere else I saw a quote

00:29:43.760 It said a very heavy strike or something like that

00:29:46.600 So again there was some sort of lull

00:29:49.000 In the exchange of ordnance

00:29:52.020 And now it's back on again it seems

00:29:54.860 There you go

00:29:58.360 NHS cancels blood tests after net zero curbs on air conditioning

00:30:03.560 Brilliant, brilliant

00:30:07.220 The net zero thing and the climate hoax

00:30:14.180 Is clearly, to me

00:30:17.060 A vehicle for sort of destroying our economies

00:30:23.300 and our country and the fabric of our society in various ways. 0.66

00:30:26.360 Just one more vector of attack for enemies of the West.

00:30:32.060 There's a problem with air con, net zero, born out of net zero.

00:30:36.980 That's a cancelled blood test in the NHS. 0.97

00:30:42.140 On the strength of an insane leftist liar, 0.96

00:30:45.820 you might not get your blood test. 0.99

00:30:48.340 At least for a while longer.

00:30:49.660 longer than you've already

00:30:51.980 awaited

00:30:53.360 mad

00:30:54.500 mad

00:30:56.520 Badenok, that's Olukemu Badenok 0.74

00:31:02.440 the Nigerian woman, the literal

00:31:04.000 actual anchor baby, somehow 0.98

00:31:05.740 finding herself LARPing as the leader of the opposition

00:31:07.960 a cuckoo in the nest 0.84

00:31:09.780 a foreign fifth columnist

00:31:12.120 pretending to be patriotic 1.00

00:31:14.180 and conservative, what's she conserving

00:31:16.200 exactly

00:31:16.740 she thinks she's conserving now pretending to be based if that was only a few years ago she's 0.98

00:31:23.840 gloating in parliament about more student visas for foreign people she'd brought in now pretending 0.98

00:31:28.460 she's a completely different politician her politics are completely different to that 1.00

00:31:32.060 she steps up attacks on net zero don't care not interested don't believe anything she says or the

00:31:37.020 tories say or do don't believe any of it they had their chance they had the last 14 years

00:31:46.740 It should be judged by that for at least a generation, if not two, at most.

00:31:52.380 I'd like to see the Conservative Party completely end.

00:31:57.680 I'd like it to be completely destroyed as an organisation.

00:32:01.280 Politically, politically, I'm talking about.

00:32:06.960 It just folds. It isn't a thing anymore. It does not exist anymore.

00:32:10.460 That's what I would like to see happen to the Conservative Party and the Labour Party.

00:32:14.200 Harry faces £18 million bill

00:32:17.280 That's Prince Harry

00:32:18.400 Harry Windsor

00:32:20.520 Harry Saxe-Coburg and Gotha

00:32:22.820 Harry faces £18 million bill

00:32:26.620 After male court battle

00:32:28.040 Womp womp 1.00

00:32:28.920 Oh dear

00:32:29.500 Gutted Harry

00:32:30.940 Gutted

00:32:32.300 Because he lost didn't he

00:32:34.120 He took the male to court

00:32:35.680 Him and a bunch of other people

00:32:37.940 Like Elton John

00:32:38.780 Wasn't it

00:32:39.300 Mariela Frostrop 0.95

00:32:41.600 She won

00:32:42.580 Liz Hurley

00:32:44.500 Was she one

00:32:45.000 I can't remember now

00:32:46.300 It was definitely

00:32:46.720 Elton John though

00:32:47.840 A few

00:32:49.120 Like quite

00:32:49.640 Higher profile people

00:32:51.080 Took them out to court

00:32:52.120 Claiming

00:32:52.580 Oh

00:32:52.840 Doreen Lawrence

00:32:55.120 Was it

00:32:55.560 Lady Lawrence

00:32:58.780 Stephen Lawrence's mum

00:33:01.400 And they claimed

00:33:02.560 The male had just been

00:33:03.560 Done all sorts of

00:33:05.140 Shenanigans

00:33:05.680 Hadn't they

00:33:06.280 Up to and including

00:33:09.880 Hacking

00:33:10.320 Was it

00:33:10.600 Phone hacking

00:33:11.220 And

00:33:11.560 All sorts of stuff

00:33:12.560 Anyway they lost didn't they

00:33:13.360 They just lost across the board

00:33:14.500 So 1890 odd things

00:33:17.100 That accused the male of doing

00:33:18.220 And the judge ruled against them

00:33:20.000 In favour of the male 0.55

00:33:21.300 On every single one 0.98

00:33:22.920 Now Harry's got to pay

00:33:24.960 18 million quid

00:33:26.160 It's alright

00:33:29.440 Daddy's got quite deep pockets

00:33:31.780 Oh and his brother

00:33:34.380 Wills is worth more than the king

00:33:37.380 Remember that

00:33:38.260 A few weeks ago

00:33:39.100 Prince of Wales

00:33:41.940 the duke of cambridge's estate is worth more than the king's

00:33:46.400 remarkably don't know how much money liquid cash kish harry has got himself probably not

00:33:56.180 short of a few bob but he would have thought still 18 million's big here isn't it

00:34:00.680 his brother or daddy or elton john i mean that would be dropping the ocean to elton john

00:34:06.820 Maybe Elton John

00:34:07.680 Harry can say

00:34:08.640 Look Elton

00:34:09.280 We tried

00:34:10.840 We lost

00:34:11.240 You wouldn't mind

00:34:12.120 You wouldn't mind

00:34:14.020 Old boy

00:34:14.480 Would you

00:34:14.840 If you just

00:34:15.360 At least bunged me

00:34:18.060 Half of that

00:34:18.860 18 million

00:34:19.460 No

00:34:20.140 You're way rich

00:34:21.680 I bet Elton John's

00:34:22.380 Way richer than Prince Harry

00:34:23.840 Way richer

00:34:24.740 Alright

00:34:25.360 Alright

00:34:25.940 Enough of that

00:34:26.460 Enough of that

00:34:26.840 Let's move on

00:34:28.320 The Financial Times

00:34:30.340 The same picture

00:34:31.440 Of that

00:34:31.940 Parched

00:34:32.920 Field in

00:34:33.600 Blackheath

00:34:34.260 In London

00:34:34.780 And they'll try and tell you that these papers

00:34:41.860 Are completely sort of independent of each other

00:34:44.160 And it's not effectively one cabal

00:34:47.080 Obviously it is

00:34:50.080 Obviously so

00:34:53.100 Parched Heath drought hits half of England

00:34:57.900 It's used to the same picture as all the other

00:35:00.780 Supposedly independent newspapers are going with

00:35:03.780 Fed holds

00:35:10.060 That's the Federal Reserve in the United States

00:35:12.340 The Fed holds rates despite fears of price pressures

00:35:15.020 From renewed Iran conflict

00:35:16.700 Central Bank, US Central Bank

00:35:19.340 The Federal Reserve defies markets

00:35:21.100 Inflation threat from energy costs

00:35:23.540 Trump vows a beating for Iran

00:35:26.640 So yeah, some people thought the Fed

00:35:28.840 Might change its rates

00:35:30.500 Interest rates

00:35:33.780 But it hasn't

00:35:34.780 You know, even when

00:35:38.280 I think also the Bank of England did it very recently

00:35:40.480 Was it even today?

00:35:41.680 Or yesterday rather

00:35:42.260 Also held their rates steady

00:35:45.400 Before now I've actually said

00:35:48.000 Which was a bit

00:35:48.640 Slightly misleading

00:35:50.740 That when

00:35:51.620 A central bank holds its rates steady

00:35:55.300 That that's nothing

00:35:57.240 That nothing happened

00:35:58.300 Well, it is and it isn't

00:36:00.160 It sort of isn't really

00:36:01.160 That is still something

00:36:02.420 to not change the rates when they're expected to or they said they might and then they don't

00:36:08.540 that is still something actually you know i mean you know i mean

00:36:11.720 so various various people various commentators thought the fed might change their rates but

00:36:19.720 they haven't okay footsie 100 hits record high as investors seek seek out quote place to hide

00:36:27.180 quote from tech route harry big harry robinson did a segment yesterday on the main podcast of

00:36:32.840 lotus eaters i was on that panel wasn't i talking all about um that perhaps the ai tech bubble is

00:36:38.380 beginning to burst but quite a lot of uh tech companies have their stock prices tumbled over

00:36:44.760 the last few days last week or so it's just another story in that vein a lot of investors

00:36:51.600 are looking to buy take their money out of various tech and ai firms and put it in more

00:36:58.000 what like conventional blue chip things footsie 100 you know more conventional stocks

00:37:03.120 equities we should see the ai tech bubble does seem to me obviously that or at least a bit that

00:37:13.320 a bubble some interesting content one time one of the early epochs with dan tubbs

00:37:18.560 Dan Tubbs talking about

00:37:20.180 The history of bubbles

00:37:23.280 Financial bubbles

00:37:24.380 Wall Street crash

00:37:27.060 South Sea Company

00:37:29.220 Bubble

00:37:30.080 Even

00:37:32.100 The tulip mania

00:37:34.360 In Holland

00:37:35.920 In the 18th century 0.96

00:37:39.220 Alright

00:37:41.360 What slop have they got

00:37:43.360 Burnham carer boost

00:37:46.720 Prime Minister Andy

00:37:48.300 cheers up fiona just he's just a care worker

00:37:50.940 okay thanks the star great journalism there great journalism that definitely wasn't just phoned in

00:38:02.300 sure the mirror

00:38:06.800 that bird is going to be uh uh a presenter on a new show don't care inside funeral horror home

00:38:19.140 where are our babies grieving mum's plea as harrowing pics released remember yesterday

00:38:26.000 there's a story some reason the mirror decided to go with it again this guy ran a funeral home

00:38:34.180 seems to be devoid of humanity why would you do such a thing otherwise

00:38:37.860 he's just not cremating bodies and just piling piling them up somewhere

00:38:42.320 and pocketing the money including babies

00:38:46.100 and he's on trial right now

00:38:49.400 he's not like denying it i don't think he's trying to say sorry if anything he's saying

00:38:54.640 but what a crazy crazy story that is the mirror feel it's worth a second day's coverage

00:39:04.080 Because it's so horrible and harrowing

00:39:06.500 About dead babies

00:39:07.480 Of course the mirror would revel in that

00:39:09.860 Of course the mirror would revel in that

00:39:12.200 Because the mirror is devoid of humanity

00:39:15.640 Isn't it really

00:39:16.700 Almost devoid of reason

00:39:21.280 The mirror

00:39:21.960 It's almost as leftist and globalist

00:39:25.140 As like the Metro and the Standard

00:39:26.600 And the Guardian

00:39:27.780 Almost

00:39:28.260 Their Farage derangement syndrome

00:39:31.560 Reform and restore derangement syndrome 0.62

00:39:33.820 is off the charts isn't it the mirror gross talking of gross the guardian 0.99

00:39:42.300 absolutely disgusting 0.99

00:39:49.180 morally ethically and actually disgusting seditious filth

00:39:56.860 subversion perversion what you get from the guardian

00:40:00.380 Don't be fooled

00:40:02.900 That's exactly what it is

00:40:04.680 The Guardian

00:40:05.660 Fabian socialist commie rag

00:40:09.560 Leftist propaganda organ

00:40:13.880 The Guardian

00:40:14.620 Tells us

00:40:15.800 Oh look they've got a bit of 1.00

00:40:16.640 Reformed arrangement syndrome 0.94

00:40:18.420 Cottrell transferred

00:40:19.700 Two million pounds

00:40:20.580 To mother days before

00:40:21.960 Her reform donations

00:40:23.420 There may or may not be

00:40:25.060 Anything wrong with that

00:40:26.260 We don't know yet do we

00:40:30.380 The Guardian

00:40:31.380 There's a tiny, tiny thread to pull on

00:40:35.440 That may, may damage reform

00:40:37.940 And no edge

00:40:38.980 Well we'll just put it front and centre

00:40:40.480 The top of the paper

00:40:42.640 Oh, what a surprise

00:40:45.020 They've got an image of the exact same field in Blackheath

00:40:48.500 That's been scorched by the sun

00:40:51.380 Climate change

00:40:55.300 Climate change, you've got to pay 40p for a plastic bag now

00:41:00.380 you can't burn fossil fuels now and your economy will just start to crumble now

00:41:05.340 because of this parched field water rationing probably have to stay home at some point we'll

00:41:11.980 probably have to put you under house arrest like covid because of this now at some point

00:41:17.200 burnham puts trident at heart of uk renewal that is one thing he came out in the last 24 hours and

00:41:27.220 said is committed to if almost if nothing else a new generation of our nuclear submarines

00:41:35.540 our deterrent nuclear deterrent trident is the the bomb so it's actually the bombs is it

00:41:40.580 trident's technically the delivery system the missile isn't it um

00:41:48.340 so that is one thing that the british military seems like it's the base rocket of the base

00:41:54.340 the bedrock if nothing else we make sure we have at least one nuclear submarine patrolling the the

00:42:00.900 oceans at any given moment at least one that's why we've got two or three so there's a contingency

00:42:07.380 so that if anyone ever nukes us we can definitely nuke them back

00:42:12.660 you gotta make sure gotta make sure that's locked in at all costs at all costs we've got to be able

00:42:20.340 to you know start a nuclear winter okay all right they're the front pages they're increasingly

00:42:32.980 frustrating and absurd front pages and sloppy front pages in that single cabal of fleet street

00:42:40.420 editors you saw it didn't you you noticed they were all going with the exact same image and angle

00:42:47.700 about climate change how odd they're supposed to be completely separate organs

00:42:55.980 all right let's do our poll let's look at the poll we don't hold this time of the show don't

00:43:07.180 we we asked you guys oh are you concerned about iranian terror cells in the uk

00:43:13.820 The IAs have it 0.71

00:43:18.080 80% say yes

00:43:19.760 20% say no

00:43:23.360 Still that's a stonking win

00:43:24.640 If that was a national referendum

00:43:25.840 You would claim a mandate for all time

00:43:27.200 Wouldn't you

00:43:27.560 80%

00:43:28.900 On that actually

00:43:30.660 Here's a story

00:43:32.100 Let's do this

00:43:33.440 Let's just talk about this story real quick

00:43:35.260 Is it on

00:43:35.740 Oh I thought it was on

00:43:38.860 I swore it was on the

00:43:41.960 The Mail

00:43:43.980 Okay, well it was

00:43:49.800 I guess the pages

00:43:51.080 Oh here it is

00:43:55.500 It was the top of the mail

00:43:57.300 Like 45 minutes ago

00:43:59.480 It's now third or fourth

00:44:01.240 Let's have a little read of this

00:44:03.240 It's like a Frederick

00:44:05.720 Frederick Forsyth novel

00:44:07.120 I like Frederick Forsyth books

00:44:11.320 Over the last couple of years

00:44:13.100 I've read and listened to the audio books

00:44:15.980 Of all the original James Bond novels

00:44:18.660 They're quite good

00:44:19.820 After that I moved on to Frederick Forsyth ones

00:44:21.880 Also very very good

00:44:24.220 1950s, 1960s

00:44:26.080 No sorry, 70s and 80s

00:44:28.980 Similar type books

00:44:31.240 It's like what

00:44:31.700 The Day of the Jackal 1.00

00:44:33.060 Probably the most famous one

00:44:35.180 Seen the Edward Fox film of that

00:44:37.480 Great, brilliant

00:44:38.080 The original book

00:44:39.120 Frederick Forsyth

00:44:39.820 The Day of the Jackal 1.00

00:44:40.360 That's great 1.00

00:44:40.700 The Dogs of War 0.99

00:44:41.740 That was great 0.99

00:44:42.380 The Odessa File

00:44:44.040 There's one called

00:44:45.740 The Fourth Protocol

00:44:46.600 I only listened to

00:44:47.320 The other day

00:44:47.840 Very very good

00:44:49.240 There's a number of them

00:44:51.880 Like spy stuff

00:44:53.080 Espionage and spy stuff

00:44:54.440 Largely

00:44:54.860 And assassination stuff

00:44:57.060 Okay

00:45:00.540 This story

00:45:05.380 I'm going on a crazy mission

00:45:07.780 How a baby faced teenager

00:45:09.320 Was paid £21,000

00:45:10.400 To travel from Norway to Huddersfield 0.98

00:45:12.340 On a mission to kill 1.00

00:45:13.720 On behalf of Iranian terrorists 0.99

00:45:15.960 Wait, what? 0.99

00:45:18.880 What now?

00:45:19.920 Really?

00:45:21.360 You sure about that?

00:45:24.020 It sounds crazy

00:45:24.780 It does sound like something out of a Forsyth book

00:45:27.720 Or something

00:45:28.180 Something from the pages of fiction

00:45:30.620 Let's just read it

00:45:31.820 When I was reading this this morning

00:45:32.920 I was a little bit gripped

00:45:35.400 I was like, oh really?

00:45:37.520 So I was reading it

00:45:38.560 thinking it's it's going to be sort of just nonsense but he's he's finished his trial

00:45:44.320 so all these details came out in open court so it's sort of confirmed fact essentially

00:45:52.720 all right let's have a little read i thought it was interesting on march the 15th last year 18

00:45:56.800 year old johann or johannes natland sent a message to his girlfriend in a fit of excitement which

00:46:04.080 which said, I'm going on a crazy mission.

00:46:06.680 Two days later, he left home in Stavinga,

00:46:11.140 Stavinga, which is in southwest Norway,

00:46:15.180 telling his mother he was going to play football.

00:46:18.340 He instead flew to Manchester

00:46:19.900 before collecting a 9mm semi-automatic Luger pistol,

00:46:25.220 a revolver, 12 rounds of live ammo, and £2,000 in cash.

00:46:30.040 It turned out crazy was somewhat of an understatement

00:46:35.320 Nate Lynn's mission had been to assassinate a target

00:46:38.360 On behalf of an Iranian-backed Swedish gang 0.56

00:46:41.240 For £21,000 0.54

00:46:42.440 It's all come out in court

00:46:45.160 Apparently this is documented fact it seems

00:46:48.000 He was arrested in a hotel room in Huddersfield

00:46:53.100 Huddersfield

00:46:54.760 In Huddersfield, West Yorkshire

00:46:59.680 hours before he was due to carry out the hit it seemed it seemed implausible yeah the baby-faced

00:47:05.880 teenager came from a middle-class home in a safe town enriched by north sea oil he was a bright

00:47:11.600 student talented footballer an aspiring lawyer in a two-week trial at the old bailey jurors heard

00:47:17.600 that knackland while not quite a hit man from a hollywood movie was precisely the type of

00:47:23.400 vulnerable teenager, preyed upon by Europe's most menacing gang, the Foxtrot Network.

00:47:32.520 The Foxtrot Network.

00:47:34.980 And one more sort of Forsyth-esque stuff.

00:47:39.680 And there's a picture of this kid, well, man. 0.94

00:47:43.940 I think he's a bit of a psycho. 0.84

00:47:45.540 When we read some more of the details here, I think he's a bit unhinged. 0.91

00:47:53.400 that's the nine millimeter isn't it that would be in nine millimeter

00:47:56.400 okay let's read on he was on wednesday convicted so just yesterday convicted of conspiracy to

00:48:05.640 murder following a retrial after the original jury failed to reach a verdict yet some of the

00:48:10.500 most astonishing facts have not yet uh been made public until now thanks daily mail the daily mail

00:48:16.540 can reveal natland now 19 was in contact a contact with a senior foxtrot recruiter

00:48:22.260 this is a swedish iraqi gangster so an iraqi

00:48:26.480 swedish iraqi no such thing there's no such thing that's nonsense that's a globalist made

00:48:32.940 up thing subversive thing an iraqi an iraqi gangster ali shihab 22 known as agent 47

00:48:40.400 a name taken from video game hitman before i had a beard some people said i look like agent 47

00:48:46.100 they also said i look like richard o'brien so i'm carl pilkington so right uh shihab is a close

00:48:59.780 ally of the foxtrot boss who allegedly struck a deal with iran to target the state's enemies

00:49:05.040 abroad the gang has wreaked havoc across scandinavia in recent years but this case is

00:49:11.340 believed to be its first on UK soil. It offers a worrying window into how Iranian proxy gangs are 0.94

00:49:16.600 waging a war of terror across Europe. Natland, the son of two journalists and youngest of three

00:49:22.000 siblings, grew up in genteel surroundings. Stavenger, a town of around 150,000, has ripped

00:49:29.120 the rewards of North Sea oil. High-end boutiques, cafes and restaurants tumble down its slopes

00:49:34.800 To the shores of a fjord

00:49:36.300 Sounds lovely

00:49:37.040 I'd like to retire to

00:49:40.640 And just read and write loads

00:49:42.160 Oh, okay

00:49:44.040 He didn't like it though

00:49:45.920 Johan Natland

00:49:48.980 Didn't seem to like it

00:49:49.900 But when asked in court for his opinion

00:49:52.260 On his hometown

00:49:53.340 Natland had a rather less glowing review

00:49:57.180 He said

00:49:58.260 Football is really the only thing to do there

00:50:00.920 All I know it is quite a 0.69

00:50:03.420 crappy place he said the word beginning with s that is the same as crappy it's quite a crappy 0.83

00:50:09.500 city he said sounds idyllic mate what's wrong with you as boredom set in natland uh quote 0.95

00:50:17.580 started to experiment he began smoking cannabis at 13 and later graduated to ecstasy lsd cocaine

00:50:24.980 and heroin

00:50:25.760 like cannabis

00:50:29.240 big deal

00:50:29.800 ecstasy

00:50:31.120 be careful

00:50:33.020 LSD

00:50:33.600 once a blue moon

00:50:36.740 maybe

00:50:37.500 cocaine

00:50:39.040 heroin

00:50:40.800 terrible 1.00

00:50:41.200 ridiculous 1.00

00:50:42.280 so you're 1.00

00:50:43.060 completely off the rails

00:50:43.960 completely

00:50:45.240 completely

00:50:45.800 something's gone

00:50:47.340 terribly wrong

00:50:48.460 you're doing heroin

00:50:52.420 at like

00:50:52.840 21 or whatever

00:50:53.820 he is

00:50:54.100 what is he

00:50:54.440 can't remember

00:50:54.820 22 or something

00:50:55.500 22

00:50:56.180 Oh no

00:50:57.120 Anyway

00:50:57.660 Because I'm bored

00:51:00.920 Because my

00:51:01.540 Because my idyllic

00:51:02.840 Norwegian town

00:51:03.920 Is too peaceful

00:51:04.820 And idyllic

00:51:05.560 And beautiful

00:51:06.140 I've got to start

00:51:09.180 Doing heroin

00:51:09.720 Really

00:51:10.200 I've got a pretty

00:51:12.680 19 year old girlfriend

00:51:13.760 But I'm just so bored

00:51:14.960 Hmm

00:51:16.660 That's his girlfriend

00:51:17.380 By the way 1.00

00:51:17.880 Age 17

00:51:20.520 He became convinced

00:51:21.580 His parents

00:51:22.160 Were trying to kill him 0.95

00:51:23.400 Oh so he's mad 0.76

00:51:24.100 So he locked himself in his brother's bedroom

00:51:28.140 With a kitchen knife

00:51:28.940 So he's unhinged

00:51:30.420 He spent time in a psychiatric unit

00:51:35.280 And a children's care home

00:51:36.700 Right, okay, starting to get a bit more of an action

00:51:39.400 He's just a talented footballer

00:51:44.360 An aspiring lawyer, is he?

00:51:46.220 Or is he deeply troubled and disturbed?

00:51:48.360 Which one is it?

00:51:49.260 Heroin addict, which one is it?

00:51:51.180 Okay

00:51:51.340 there he met another teenage boy who went by the online alias unknown hustler natland was in

00:51:59.580 recovery when he received a sinister message from the boy it made reference to a japping

00:52:04.660 norwegian slang for murder in england for a bounty of 270 000 norwegian kroner which is 21 000

00:52:11.220 sterling the message said the assassin would be smuggled out of the country he hopefully

00:52:18.240 well as far as he was concerned hopefully the quote-unquote assassin would be smuggled out

00:52:24.460 of the country adding nothing can go wrong sure sure right minutes left minutes later

00:52:31.600 Natland was added to a group chat with a Stavenger-based recruiter called General N

00:52:38.120 General N I don't know how to pronounce that properly General N and Shehab that Iraqi

00:52:45.460 Iraqi gangster, murderous gangster, based in Sweden

00:52:50.340 In a message to the latter, General N claimed Stavanger provided assassin after assassin 0.97

00:52:58.140 In court, Natland said he thought it was a joke, you're right

00:53:02.200 But messages suggest he took it deadly seriously

00:53:05.360 Natland asked, who is to be shot?

00:53:08.440 Just over an hour later, he messaged his girlfriend, Sara Solby

00:53:13.660 About his crazy mission

00:53:16.660 There's his girlfriend, Sarah

00:53:18.620 Okay

00:53:19.980 Dobbed him in, basically

00:53:21.540 Giving evidence

00:53:25.240 Ms. Solby, 19, said

00:53:26.920 Natlin told her 0.99

00:53:27.980 Now I can finally kill someone 1.00

00:53:29.800 And it's perfect 1.00

00:53:30.620 I get money to do it

00:53:31.740 So he's mad

00:53:32.220 He's mad

00:53:32.660 Completely out of his mind 1.00

00:53:35.020 Psychopath

00:53:36.040 Okay 1.00

00:53:40.120 iranian proxies looking out for people like that

00:53:44.440 all right on march 17 natland flew to manchester with an emergency passport he had just 40 pounds

00:53:57.740 in cash a mobile phone and a small bag of clothes he was denied entry due to doubts over his agent

00:54:02.840 funds but there were no flights back to stavenger that day so natland was allowed into the uk and

00:54:08.300 told to return on march the 21st throughout this time he had been receiving direct instructions

00:54:13.660 from shihab that iraqi murderer not swedish iraqi just iraqi once in england he was handed over to

00:54:22.440 another agent likely based in this country natland took a taxi to huddersfield thought he only had

00:54:29.120 40 quid okay took a taxi to huddersfield where he was directed to a wood in which the guns ammunition

00:54:36.920 and cash was stashed he then checked into briar court hotel where double rooms go for 120 pounds

00:54:45.640 per night i thought he only had 40 quid i guess maybe get more cash from this uh from this drop

00:54:52.160 in the woods in huddersfield i mean wait just wait a minute for a moment just what's going on here

00:54:59.600 What's going on here

00:55:00.360 So

00:55:02.200 We're being told here

00:55:05.120 That an Iraqi man

00:55:07.400 That's actually working on behalf of 1.00

00:55:09.440 Iran

00:55:10.780 But 0.89

00:55:12.960 Running

00:55:14.000 Large scale organised crime out of Sweden 1.00

00:55:17.400 Has somehow found a Norwegian 0.99

00:55:21.380 Psychopath

00:55:22.440 Sent him over to Huddersfield

00:55:27.360 tell me this isn't like a force of nothing and in the woods in huddersfield there's guns and ammo

00:55:35.420 and cash and then he's just got a hole up in huddersfield for a while before they tell him

00:55:42.100 who the target is for him to assassinate it's all quite elaborate isn't it

00:55:48.860 quite elaborate okay natlin sent his girlfriend a picture of himself smiling while holding a

00:55:57.060 pistol uh with the message soon it will happen or just in the clear he just sent that to his

00:56:02.980 girlfriend in the clear not decrypted or encrypted or anything just okay so again 0.58

00:56:08.820 this is a child monster he doesn't know what on earth he's doing really does he he just wants to 0.97

00:56:16.060 murder someone get paid for it that's what he wants he's not it's not like a professional 0.98

00:56:20.560 a professional operator or anything like that trained in espionage or counter espionage or 0.86

00:56:28.260 anything at all he's just a psycho kid okay let's finish this soon it will happen he just

00:56:37.440 texted his girlfriend in the open what he didn't know was that authorities were already onto him

00:56:41.900 on march 15th norwegian police intercepted a message in which general n he's sort of one of

00:56:46.640 his handlers recruiters discussed quote a mission in europe general n was arrested at oslo airport

00:56:53.520 two days later in connection with another plot at around the same time a teacher and classmate

00:56:57.680 of natland both contacted police after he told friends outside a house party he was involved

00:57:02.880 with the foxes an apparent reference to the criminal foxtrot network and he said apparently

00:57:08.240 just outside a party to a number of people i'm going to get a lot of money someone is going to

00:57:13.400 dire, he boasted. So again, just a sort of crazed child psychopath. Late on the 18th of 0.98

00:57:30.880 March, Norwegian investigators traced Natland to Huddersfield. At 5.15am the next day, armed

00:57:37.560 police arrested him. Natland admitted possession of the firearms but denied conspiracy to

00:57:42.060 murder he told the court he planned to sabotage the mission by literally shooting himself in the

00:57:47.620 foot and the defendant said he boasted about the situation to look cool but didn't back out

00:57:55.760 earlier because he was terrified Foxtrot would kill him might be true I doubt it but might be

00:58:01.340 true he's gonna shoot himself in the foot at the last moment all right he pleaded that he was not

00:58:08.240 a cold-blooded professional hitman like Liam Neeson from the film Taken, but just a drug

00:58:13.040 addict. Yet prosecutor Alistair Richardson said Natland was just the sort of person Foxtrot

00:58:20.080 recruits. Swedish journalist and Foxtrot expert Diamant Silihu told the Daily Mail that Shehab

00:58:27.660 has been one of the most important recruiters for Foxtrot in recent years. The group is led

00:58:33.720 by Swedish-Iraqi national

00:58:35.500 Rawah Majid, not Swedish

00:58:37.680 Iraqi

00:58:38.160 Iraqi

00:58:40.480 There's this thing

00:58:43.800 as Swedish-Iraqi

00:58:44.920 That's a nonsense thing 1.00

00:58:47.980 An Iraqi

00:58:49.880 called Rawah Majid

00:58:52.220 who's 39, known as

00:58:53.920 the Kurdish Fox 0.53

00:58:55.200 Who rules the Scandinavian 0.88

00:58:59.700 drug trade, apparently, who knew?

00:59:01.180 Foxtrot has been linked to attacks on Israeli and Jewish targets across Europe

00:59:07.620 Norwegian prosecutors told the Mail that Foxtrot had brought pre-existing telegram or signal groups

00:59:13.260 packed with youngsters to recruit children as young as 13 for missions

00:59:18.640 The largest group, which has since been closed, was called Samurai Kids

00:59:23.780 and had up to 11,000 members

00:59:26.620 And this is all in open court, it's like a matter of record

00:59:30.400 can only sort of take this at face value really man i didn't know any of this until i was reading

00:59:36.080 this this morning foxtrot has a strict hierarchy at the top are the instigators who order the

00:59:42.660 crimes and finance it in natland's case this was agent 47 beneath them sit recruiters such as

00:59:47.980 general n at the bottom are the enforcers teenagers who as natland said just wanted to be someone

00:59:53.600 crucially they uh they are rarely told who their target is until the last moment natland was

00:59:59.560 arrested before learning of his it is not known who the intended victim was was uh what is known

01:00:06.520 is that iran is increasingly outsourcing attacks so again we asked to believe we've been asked to

01:00:11.620 believe that an iraqi man in sweden who's working for iran has got someone he really wants to

01:00:20.040 assassinate in Huddersfield?

01:00:26.960 Sounds crazy and implausible, doesn't it?

01:00:30.700 Who does the Iraqi regime want to assassinate in Huddersfield?

01:00:39.260 Don't know.

01:00:41.000 Okay.

01:00:43.780 Johan Natland was never told.

01:00:47.620 Okay, in December, nearly finished.

01:00:49.040 In December, Shihab was arrested in Iraq 0.70

01:00:51.960 Oh right, okay

01:00:52.700 I thought he was Swedish-Iraq

01:00:55.000 He was arrested in Iraq

01:00:56.900 In an operation to disrupt assassination missions

01:01:00.720 He's suspected to have been behind 23 attempted murders

01:01:04.300 And 5 actual murders 0.64

01:01:06.000 General N, who is only 17

01:01:09.120 Was convicted in Norway of multiple counts of accessory to murder

01:01:14.200 And accessory to attempted murder

01:01:16.140 for plots in Sweden, Norway, and Natlin's case in Huddersfield.

01:01:23.780 For Natlin's mother, Ellen Kongsnes,

01:01:28.800 all this is still scarcely believable.

01:01:33.120 I don't really blame her in a way.

01:01:35.180 She said before the first trial that his arrest was, quote,

01:01:38.740 completely incomprehensible, quote.

01:01:41.000 It feels like a very bad movie with a terribly bad script

01:01:44.840 that doesn't seem realistic at all she added and the mail ends this article by saying sadly it's

01:01:52.240 only all too real and with a lengthy sentence likely it has any it has anything but a happy

01:01:57.820 ending take that or leave it i thought that was interesting i'm not saying i think that's up

01:02:06.480 to you guys to believe if or any or all of that is real or not

01:02:10.980 I just thought it was interesting

01:02:15.500 A lot of that stuff I didn't know before

01:02:19.140 And it reads like something out of

01:02:21.940 It does read like something out of fiction

01:02:23.220 What his mum said at the very end there rings true

01:02:25.200 It's like a bad

01:02:26.100 It's almost like a bad novel

01:02:27.300 Not a Frederick Forsyth one

01:02:29.360 A bad one

01:02:30.080 Well alright anyway

01:02:33.220 Shall we move on?

01:02:38.840 Shall we just move on?

01:02:40.980 Was there even one or two

01:02:43.040 Oh well before we do

01:02:44.240 I did a segment yesterday on the podcast

01:02:46.480 Talking about how

01:02:47.860 Dave Pauldin 1.00

01:02:49.460 The gay Jewish man who somehow finds himself 0.96

01:02:52.560 Leader of the Green Party 1.00

01:02:53.600 And packed it with Islamists 1.00

01:02:55.160 Who posted a picture of someone that seems to want 0.97

01:03:00.640 To guillotine Nigel Farage

01:03:02.060 And refused to apologise for it

01:03:04.480 And it was referred to the police

01:03:06.420 No further action to be taken

01:03:08.780 Against Dave Pauldin over social media

01:03:10.840 image all right okay so lucy connelly in jail we've thrown sam meller in jail we throw peter 0.56

01:03:15.800 lynch in jail but but left is crazy crazy subversive filth like dave pulled in don't have to answer

01:03:31.400 for that okay we live in a two-tier justice system don't we absolutely okay

01:03:38.760 Is there

01:03:41.140 Another story

01:03:43.160 Oh yeah

01:03:44.260 Jared Leto is

01:03:45.200 Jared Leto is

01:03:46.260 Looks like he's increasingly in trouble for

01:03:48.500 Alleged sex crime

01:03:50.240 Sorry

01:03:51.100 Underage sex crime 0.94

01:03:52.340 Alright

01:03:54.100 On this day in history

01:03:56.200 What happened of note

01:03:57.300 You guys seem to like me doing this bit

01:03:58.680 I quite enjoyed it

01:03:59.440 On this day the 30th of July

01:04:03.400 Down through the centuries

01:04:05.360 Nay the millennia

01:04:06.520 What happened of note

01:04:08.140 Okay, we've got, on this day in 30 BC, the Battle of Alexandria,

01:04:13.080 Mark Antony achieves a minor victory over Octavian.

01:04:16.320 Octavian goes on to be the Emperor Augustus.

01:04:21.280 But most of his army, Mark Antony's army, subsequently deserts,

01:04:25.060 leading to Octavian Augustus' invasion of Italy.

01:04:28.920 Yeah.

01:04:30.800 Do you think that on my history-themed show,

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01:04:49.200 By yours truly

01:04:49.960 Body of work built up

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01:04:52.080 Do you think there

01:04:52.940 I talk about the life

01:04:54.480 And career

01:04:55.680 And adventures

01:04:56.360 Of Mark Antony

01:04:57.300 And Octavian

01:04:58.080 It's all there

01:05:02.380 Plutarch's life

01:05:05.360 Of Antony

01:05:06.660 Is very good

01:05:08.140 There's also a life of Octavian

01:05:09.820 Suetonius is quite good on Octavian

01:05:11.300 The Twelve Caesars

01:05:12.220 Clutarch's life of Antony is very good

01:05:14.740 Because it was only the year before, wasn't it?

01:05:17.080 Of course, if you know your Roman history

01:05:18.760 Your late Republic

01:05:20.360 You know that the Battle of Actium

01:05:22.920 Naval battle

01:05:25.600 The coast of Greece

01:05:26.740 Is really the turning point 1.00

01:05:28.760 Which Octavian wins

01:05:29.920 Against Mark Hansen and Cleopatra

01:05:31.240 And

01:05:33.360 That was really the crux moment

01:05:35.960 Antony and Cleopatra retreat effectively to Egypt

01:05:40.540 And Alexandria

01:05:42.100 Octavian follows them 0.97

01:05:44.000 Besieges Alexandria for a while 0.98

01:05:47.080 Months and months and months

01:05:48.040 Eventually gets inside and it's all over

01:05:51.060 Antony and Cleopatra both have to feel

01:05:54.140 They have to commit suicide

01:05:55.300 Rather than be almost certainly sort of paraded through Rome 0.99

01:05:59.640 As a captive, humiliated

01:06:01.240 Perhaps even ritualistically sacrificed in front of the Roman mob 0.98

01:06:04.600 certainly executed one way or another so they take their own lives fascinating stuff you want 1.00

01:06:13.520 to know all about in detail long form detail hours of it from me it's there okay on this day

01:06:20.300 in 1178 holy roman emperor frederick ii barbarossa is crowned king of burgundy at all

01:06:27.080 because he married his wife was um i can't remember her first name but she was the heiress

01:06:33.800 of burgundy so inherited that or got that through marriage one of the frederick uh barbarossa one

01:06:43.800 of the most important early sort of relatively early holy roman emperors one of the the greatest

01:06:49.960 sort of figures in german history really i mean you know um hitler's invasion of the soviet union

01:06:58.200 they called it operation barbarossa didn't they because it's like one of their greatest military

01:07:03.480 military generals of all time barbarossa having loads and loads of wars with everyone around him

01:07:09.480 sort of really the byzantines the italians the poles on and on and on nearly always winning

01:07:16.600 always nearly always winning he was the one that actually went on the lion heart's third crusade

01:07:22.920 and got drowned as an old man he ruled for like 35 years or something he's the one he's the same

01:07:27.880 one different accounts where he fell off his horse or whether he just tried to wade through a

01:07:32.280 relatively shallow river fell over in his armor drowned of the most powerful men in all of europe

01:07:38.680 just accidentally drowned in a in a stream in a river that's the same one all right anyway

01:07:44.840 very important figure the early medieval period for germany for central europe on this day in 1419

01:07:52.440 the first defenestration of Prague

01:07:58.560 which is anti-Catholic Hussites

01:08:03.860 followers of executed reformer Jan Hus

01:08:09.280 storm Prague Town Hall

01:08:11.200 and throw the judge, mayor and several city council members

01:08:14.020 out of the windows

01:08:15.100 they die in the fall or are killed by the crowd outside

01:08:18.640 So, I mean, this is a fair time before

01:08:23.860 The Reformation, right?

01:08:26.500 Martin Luther's Reformation

01:08:27.960 Jan Hus, as I've said a number of times

01:08:31.560 There's people like Martin Luther

01:08:33.800 Before Martin Luther

01:08:36.120 Like John Wycliffe, for example

01:08:39.800 Hundreds of years before Martin Luther

01:08:42.220 Jan Hus was one of those 0.73

01:08:46.880 He was basically a pre-Protestant

01:08:50.820 Protestant basically saying that there's all sorts of problems with the Catholic Church

01:08:53.820 Deep and profound issues with the fundamental issues with the Catholic Church

01:08:58.620 Rome is doing Christianity incorrectly

01:09:02.840 Effectively, one way or another, saying that 0.51

01:09:05.880 There's a number of these people throughout history

01:09:10.800 Savonarola, right?

01:09:15.960 Harry?

01:09:16.880 the mad monk of florence of honorola of a pre-protestant protestant i think i've got

01:09:27.220 long-form content all about that oh yeah in one of my henry the fifth videos a long-form

01:09:33.900 series over 10 or 15 odd episodes talking about henry the fifth

01:09:38.060 because this is in and around his time there's the council of constance

01:09:44.320 It's in 1415, the Council of Constance

01:09:49.040 That's where they, the same year as the Battle of Agincourt

01:09:54.040 Where they asked Jan Hus to

01:09:58.120 Come and tell them all his issues with the Catholic Church

01:10:04.160 And he'll definitely be treated well

01:10:06.200 But he's arrested

01:10:08.200 In fact, did they burn him at the stake?

01:10:11.360 Straight after that?

01:10:12.300 Or did they keep him in prison for a few years

01:10:14.780 In the end they did

01:10:16.680 Burn him at the stake

01:10:17.940 I can't remember if it was quite soon 0.99

01:10:20.000 After the Council of Constance

01:10:21.700 But anyway, there you go, alright

01:10:22.580 Anyway, enough of that

01:10:24.800 On this day in 1619

01:10:27.600 The House of Burgesses

01:10:29.680 In Virginia forms

01:10:31.100 First elected American governing body

01:10:33.160 Yeah, interesting

01:10:35.620 If you're very interested in the

01:10:36.740 That period of history as I am

01:10:39.340 got a little bit of long form content actually it's largely on uh history bro actually you can

01:10:44.860 go to that camera on my other channel where there's no paywall by the way there's no paywall

01:10:48.960 on history bro it's all completely free there got some long form content largely in uh conversation

01:10:54.320 with benjamin boyce the great benjamin boyce how are you boys see we've got to do that thing we

01:10:58.900 said we'd do on um we're gonna do teddy roosevelt we've got to do it i've done all the reading for

01:11:04.700 i'm ready anyway on there all sorts of content about some content anyway about the united states

01:11:14.340 before the declaration of independence and the revolutionary war in for example long-form

01:11:20.660 content we've got all about the life of jefferson thomas jefferson famously a virginian

01:11:27.620 These people thought of their country

01:11:32.160 As their state

01:11:32.840 Like before there is the United States of America

01:11:35.620 Someone like Jefferson

01:11:37.260 Or his predecessors, his ancestors

01:11:39.860 They would consider that their country is Virginia

01:11:42.580 Right

01:11:43.580 Their country is Massachusetts

01:11:46.980 Or whatever it is

01:11:48.700 Because by 1776

01:11:51.520 They've already got quite a long history and tradition

01:11:54.540 Of governing themselves largely

01:11:56.360 anyway there you go on this day in 1863 indian wars chief uh pocatello i don't know about this

01:12:05.940 i read this earlier this morning i'm like oh i don't do i know anything about that really i

01:12:09.400 don't think i do but i'll read it out for you anyway chief pocatello of the shoshone i think

01:12:14.820 that's how you pronounce that the shoshone tribe signs the treaty of box elder promising to stop

01:12:19.880 harassing emigrant trails in southern Idaho and northern Utah

01:12:23.760 in the west

01:12:26.080 even the northwest a bit, Idaho isn't a bit more north isn't it, Utah isn't

01:12:31.360 I don't really know much about that, I must say

01:12:35.020 I can't really sort of add much detail to that but interesting

01:12:39.540 anyway, we told Honest Day in 1869, world's first oil tanker

01:12:43.900 the Charles departs the United States for Europe carrying 7,000 barrels

01:12:47.940 of oil, mildly interesting, mildly interesting, I don't know, not really much to add to that

01:12:55.080 but there you go, on this day in 1935, first penguin books published, starting the paperback

01:13:02.120 revolution, 1935, great, penguin books, making a much much more literate world, now we've

01:13:11.020 passed that peak haven't we, most people don't read these days, most people don't really

01:13:16.800 read don't they even people that sort of claim they do you scratch the surface not really

01:13:24.720 a few people read like a dying thing seems like i mean read a book they might read web pages all

01:13:31.040 the time but sit down with a penguin paperback you know sit down with treasure island for a few hours

01:13:40.000 night after night reading it or whatever it is wherever it is you know sit down with a fred

01:13:44.800 frederick forsyth novel read the day of the jackal you don't do it much anymore it feels

01:13:51.700 like it seems like okay the last one here what have we got in on this day 1937 the soviet 0.96

01:13:57.500 politburo issues nkvd order 00447 during the great purge to repress property owning kulaks

01:14:05.440 and anti-soviets

01:14:06.580 269,100 arrested

01:14:10.140 with 76,000 executed

01:14:13.220 well done socialism

01:14:15.320 well done

01:14:16.560 well done

01:14:18.440 well done leftist economic theory

01:14:22.600 brilliant 0.99

01:14:23.720 well done reds 1.00

01:14:28.380 they're kulaks 1.00

01:14:29.000 you know what kulaks are 1.00

01:14:30.320 kulaks are peasants 1.00

01:14:32.680 who actually own something 1.00

01:14:34.440 anything

01:14:34.780 anything kulak could be a peasant that owns one cow say or just their own hovel

01:14:43.040 in communism you're not allowed to own anything not allowed to own anything

01:14:49.100 kulak you own a few chickens and a hovel no you're arrested for that that's supposed to

01:14:56.500 be state property what do you think you're doing owning anything filthy capitalist owning anything

01:15:02.420 Right, you're arrested

01:15:03.840 Okay

01:15:14.900 Let's do our Rumble Rants and Super Chats 0.75

01:15:18.460 Rumble Rants first

01:15:20.900 Let me do this with my mic boom

01:15:22.140 So I can see the left hand side of my screen

01:15:23.540 Is Global Church History going to be in at number one?

01:15:29.140 Let's have a look

01:15:29.800 Yes, it's a good day

01:15:33.120 Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

01:15:35.180 Raining

01:15:35.860 Defending

01:15:36.820 And still

01:15:39.420 Raining champ of the Rumble Rants

01:15:42.760 On Breakfast with Bo

01:15:43.920 Global Church History

01:15:45.180 First name global, middle name church

01:15:46.880 Sir name history

01:15:47.620 Mr History tells us

01:15:48.820 On this day in 101 BC 0.99

01:15:51.740 140,000 Cimbrians were killed at Versailles 0.54

01:15:56.180 By Gaius Marius

01:15:57.540 do you reckon i've got long-form content few hours fair few episodes four five six seven

01:16:07.760 episodes i can't remember how many hours and hours talking about in as much detail as possible

01:16:12.740 largely reading from their life by plutarch of multiple time console wrote late roman republic

01:16:19.440 era hero gaius marius do you reckon that's there behind the play one of cts.com 0.96

01:16:25.340 Oh, you can bet your sweet ass it's there 0.96

01:16:29.160 Oh yeah 0.99

01:16:30.560 It's a good deal, £5 a month

01:16:32.560 Bronze team membership

01:16:33.480 200 hours of content

01:16:36.360 Marius, Marius is

01:16:37.620 This is in the generation before Caesar and Augustus

01:16:41.320 Marius and Sulla having their civil wars 1.00

01:16:45.020 Yeah, 140,000 Cimbrians 0.99

01:16:48.840 Are they Germans? 1.00

01:16:51.020 Modern day Germans? 0.71

01:16:52.020 Were they really much more from somewhere in

01:16:54.560 what today we call france or gaul or perhaps even from what today we call switzerland not entirely 0.85

01:17:01.120 sure was it more than one tribe more than one people these cimbrians in the age of marriage we 0.95

01:17:05.920 don't know anyway they incurred into sort of trans-alpine gaul into italy even getting close 0.99

01:17:14.640 to italy and uh rome panicked rome panicked they're like oh we're being invaded by 0.92

01:17:24.560 tens and tens of thousands even hundreds of thousands of barbarian men like a whole people

01:17:30.300 on the move uh our best general is marius even though we're not supposed to give him more

01:17:38.760 console ships and more commands make him the imperator again year after year after year we're

01:17:42.660 not supposed to do that but he's our only hope help us guys marius you're our only hope

01:17:47.720 so they sent him up there he smashed them smashed them to bits 0.94

01:17:52.960 saved rome they were scared it was going to be another brennus situation brennus the celt who

01:18:00.840 had long before that actually sacked rome you know what i don't remember the dates of my head

01:18:07.140 when did brennus sack rome pop quiz like the 390s bc is it something like that i don't know i'm

01:18:12.180 thinking that off the top of my head anyway a few centuries before that a barbarian had sacked rome

01:18:17.820 the Romans feared the same thing was going to happen 1.00

01:18:21.940 at the hands of these Cimbrians 1.00

01:18:23.740 but Marius saved them 1.00

01:18:25.660 you want to know about that in loads of detail

01:18:29.840 literally the movements of what goes on and when

01:18:32.020 and what happened and how

01:18:32.980 it's pie in the paywall

01:18:34.840 you're welcome

01:18:36.860 and the other fact that the global church history gives us this morning

01:18:40.180 is that on this day

01:18:42.000 in 762 AD

01:18:43.380 Baghdad was founded near

01:18:45.780 Ctesiphon, interesting

01:18:47.880 The ancient city, ancient, ancient city

01:18:50.140 Of Ctesiphon

01:18:50.860 Is basically just outside

01:18:53.980 Where modern Baghdad is now

01:18:55.440 It's often the way isn't it

01:18:58.020 Like modern day Mosul 0.96

01:19:00.060 Is Nineveh right 1.00

01:19:02.060 The ancient, ancient Syrian

01:19:03.980 City of Nineveh

01:19:04.940 It's just outside, or overlaps a bit

01:19:08.000 Doesn't it, with modern day Mosul

01:19:10.280 Yeah so that would be 0.98

01:19:12.120 Al-Mansur 0.95

01:19:14.540 Like one of the most famous

01:19:16.080 Abbasid

01:19:18.640 Caliphs

01:19:20.680 Yeah

01:19:22.900 Something like that

01:19:24.080 Only got three or four hundred years 0.94

01:19:26.540 Before the Mongols 0.99

01:19:28.260 Destroy Baghdad 0.90

01:19:30.400 That's a whole other story 0.99

01:19:32.740 Alright thanks Global Church History

01:19:34.380 For your daily factoids

01:19:36.080 I love it

01:19:36.500 It's a nice supplement to the

01:19:38.300 On this day in history bit I do

01:19:39.960 Works really well

01:19:40.800 Thank you

01:19:41.460 Okay

01:19:42.160 Let's do the other rumble rants

01:19:44.320 We've got Fortean Barber

01:19:45.600 Who says

01:19:46.860 Morning mate

01:19:47.460 Morning

01:19:47.840 Sweet haircut

01:19:49.380 Yeah 1.00

01:19:50.940 Slap head 0.99

01:19:53.300 Sweet haircut 1.00

01:19:54.540 Sharp

01:19:55.120 He says

01:19:55.680 Thank you

01:19:57.860 If you're going to go cube all

01:20:00.840 You've got to keep it

01:20:01.580 You've got to keep it

01:20:02.780 Sean

01:20:03.920 Haven't you

01:20:04.540 There's nothing quite like a Sean scalp 1.00

01:20:06.720 I suggest you try it 1.00

01:20:07.780 Nice and clean

01:20:09.600 Nice and neat and clean

01:20:10.280 Especially in the hot weather

01:20:11.060 You say

01:20:11.820 Hope you feel better soon

01:20:14.220 For eating a bad batch of something

01:20:15.900 Cheers yeah

01:20:16.620 I do feel really weak

01:20:18.620 Like

01:20:18.960 You could push me over with a feather

01:20:20.760 I feel like I haven't eaten

01:20:23.280 You ever like starved yourself

01:20:24.680 Really starved yourself

01:20:25.800 For like 48 hours or something

01:20:27.920 And you're weak

01:20:29.680 You're like

01:20:30.160 That's how I feel right now

01:20:31.660 Okay

01:20:32.060 You hope I feel better

01:20:34.400 Thank you sir

01:20:35.020 I brought loads of hose pipes

01:20:37.500 I brought loads of hose pipes yesterday

01:20:40.340 A go

01:20:40.920 To make sure I had enough 0.98

01:20:42.640 If they do a hose pipe ban

01:20:44.180 Alright

01:20:44.500 They're actually going to ban you physically owning a hosepipe

01:20:49.580 So you bought loads of hosepipes

01:20:51.120 That's not what a hosepipe ban means

01:20:53.680 It's funny

01:20:54.680 14 Barbers made a funny

01:20:56.820 But thanks there for

01:20:58.440 Wishing me better

01:21:00.900 Appreciate it

01:21:01.720 Really do

01:21:02.160 Really do

01:21:02.900 Okay

01:21:04.380 Next one

01:21:05.020 Fallen Firebird

01:21:05.680 Hello Bo

01:21:06.400 My Captain

01:21:07.200 Get better soon

01:21:10.600 Thanks

01:21:11.040 You say

01:21:13.080 Like how Prussia was 0.56

01:21:14.640 An army with a state 0.80

01:21:16.140 We are becoming 1.00

01:21:17.320 An old people's home 1.00

01:21:18.540 With a state 1.00

01:21:19.200 Yeah

01:21:21.000 A national care service

01:21:23.700 Is a mark of our

01:21:24.980 Ailing civilisation

01:21:26.240 Yeah

01:21:28.200 Fair enough

01:21:30.160 Astute observations

01:21:32.200 Yeah

01:21:34.220 Okay

01:21:36.080 Ryan Hinnigan

01:21:37.140 Spelt with a three in there

01:21:38.420 Ryan Hinnigan

01:21:39.060 Spells

01:21:40.460 They say

01:21:41.360 Late

01:21:42.060 Full stop

01:21:43.080 like is that you're late i guess just put late full stop did we mention the south korean market

01:21:51.060 crash oh harry did yesterday on the main podcast afternoon podcast of the lotus eaters big harry

01:21:56.640 robinson did a full segment about that so if you want lotus eaters talking about it that's on there

01:22:02.360 from yesterday check it out oh i don't say enough do i do make sure you're subbed to the channel

01:22:08.260 and hit the like button and get the bell on consider becoming a member do we even do membership

01:22:15.320 there's a membership on this channel i should know that shouldn't i but uh there's not no oh

01:22:20.180 why not should probably do that shouldn't we why not we're leaving we're leaving engagement and

01:22:27.180 money on the table let's do it i don't know anyway that's up to carl that's up to carl i don't make

01:22:31.200 i don't get involved in that i just sit all in front of the camera and um spiel out takes

01:22:38.140 that's literally what i do i don't do any of the other stuff maybe we should though anyway anyway

01:22:43.820 anyway uh ryan hinnigan says uh yeah the south korean market crash yeah so that's yesterday

01:22:49.900 uh with the world dependent on them for microchips seems important also also up dan's alley

01:22:58.040 dan tub our resident economist um it's falling faster than us in 2008 according to x

01:23:05.960 First domino question mark

01:23:07.940 Maybe

01:23:08.580 First domino in what the complete collapse

01:23:12.080 Of all western economies

01:23:13.160 Particularly the American economy and the dollar

01:23:15.480 I doubt it maybe

01:23:17.360 But I doubt it at this point

01:23:18.600 But yeah if you want some information

01:23:21.900 And takes on that

01:23:23.500 Yesterday's podcast

01:23:24.580 Check it out I'm on it as well

01:23:25.900 It's me, Big Harry and Nate

01:23:28.360 You know Nate, Mr H Reviews

01:23:30.780 Mr H Reviews

01:23:33.140 And off of

01:23:35.960 And the state of politics

01:23:40.120 State of politics

01:23:41.340 Okay

01:23:43.680 Alright

01:23:45.440 Last two rumble rants

01:23:47.200 Fallen Firebird again says

01:23:48.560 Quick call the genius conclave

01:23:51.780 We must figure out how to solve the problem 1.00

01:23:54.000 Of them foreign gangs committing sabotage 1.00

01:23:56.500 In our countries 1.00

01:23:57.140 Oh wait

01:23:58.100 What's that on the horizon

01:24:00.100 It's the fix everything button 1.00

01:24:01.980 Mass remigration 1.00

01:24:04.120 This country must have a program 1.00

01:24:07.140 Of forced mass remigration 1.00

01:24:08.740 To the tune of millions of people 0.94

01:24:11.400 Because if we don't

01:24:12.720 The fabric of our society

01:24:14.840 And our economy collapses

01:24:16.040 And we descend into 1.00

01:24:18.060 A sectarian nightmare 1.00

01:24:20.020 Something like the Yugoslavia of the 1990s 1.00

01:24:23.720 An endless bloodbath 1.00

01:24:25.940 A sectarian nightmare 1.00

01:24:27.080 Along racial, religious and tribal lines 1.00

01:24:29.320 Millions must go 1.00

01:24:32.540 They must go

01:24:34.120 Not just to be mean, because the consequences of them not leaving is nightmarish, truly, truly nightmarish.

01:24:45.920 Look into the details of what happened after Tito died in Yugoslavia.

01:24:52.440 Read a book about that, watch a documentary, there's lots of them, lots of them.

01:24:58.380 How the Balkans and Yugoslavia descended into horror and madness. 0.98

01:25:04.120 want that for england no you don't so we've got to re-migrate millions of people that should not

01:25:10.400 be here okay and the last rumble around here is from intelligentsia it's felt like see ya

01:25:19.460 goodbye see ya at the end intelligentsia says you are looking very peaky bow hope you feel

01:25:26.420 better soon mate yeah i do yeah i just um you feel a bit peaky peaky blinders thanks for the

01:25:36.120 rumble rant okay let's do the super chats let's do the actual youtube super chats harry if you

01:25:39.820 don't mind you've got to bring that for me can you make it so engage there they are okay

01:25:45.380 oh there's quite a few 20 plus something like that let's if you don't mind i whip through them

01:25:52.440 i'm struggling a little bit here okay calzetti i've noticed calzetti's often not every day

01:26:00.300 quite often is first in at the moment

01:26:03.480 calzetti well done great i'm here for it love it calzetti says just in all capitals clear them out

01:26:11.400 yeah clear them out we gotta clear them out we gotta clear them out yes quite right

01:26:18.800 Stu K.H.P. says 0.98

01:26:21.700 Fauci's assistant Dr. E. Holmes is just as guilty

01:26:25.200 I always think the Eamon Holmes joke is wearing a bit thin

01:26:35.100 Unless you couch it in something more

01:26:38.120 That's funnier than just saying Eamon Holmes did it

01:26:41.740 Couching it like that, Dr. E. Holmes

01:26:44.540 If you phrase it in a funny way

01:26:48.380 It's retaining its humour

01:26:51.300 To me

01:26:51.840 Okay

01:26:55.800 Alright

01:26:56.700 Muffle Moose

01:26:58.180 Says

01:26:59.200 Happy birthday

01:27:00.420 Bowboy

01:27:01.040 It's not my birthday

01:27:03.900 Thank you

01:27:05.400 It's my unbirthday

01:27:06.340 It's my unbirthday today

01:27:10.100 A very merry unbirthday

01:27:11.600 To you

01:27:12.480 No my birthday's in August mate

01:27:15.240 She's anyway though

01:27:16.720 anyway the sentiment and the super chat all right Ezek 86 says I'm curious how many reservoirs

01:27:26.020 have been built in the last 30 years of mass migration I assume they've actually gone down

01:27:32.560 in number instead yeah and you look into some of the details of Britain's like reservoirs

01:27:37.420 and how they're sort of mismanaged and things

01:27:39.420 That's why even the government

01:27:44.480 Even Burnham's like making noises

01:27:47.140 Talking about the possibility of even nationalising

01:27:49.040 Some of the bigger companies

01:27:50.140 Seems like our reservoir system

01:27:54.140 And all sorts of the elements of our water infrastructure

01:27:57.640 Is just utterly, utterly mismanaged

01:28:00.440 To sort of almost a comical degree

01:28:02.760 Again, it would be funny if it wasn't deadly serious

01:28:04.960 Yeah, you're right

01:28:08.820 I'm curious to know as well

01:28:10.700 That's what you say

01:28:11.480 I'm curious to know

01:28:12.100 Yeah, me too

01:28:12.760 Something like that

01:28:16.040 Should be absolute

01:28:16.740 Absolute top priority

01:28:17.480 Like

01:28:18.240 Again, like the bedrock

01:28:20.320 Of everything

01:28:21.400 Of the entire project

01:28:22.440 Of the nation

01:28:23.060 If you say that's like

01:28:24.640 Having the nuclear deterrent

01:28:26.240 Surely our reservoir

01:28:27.740 And water supplies

01:28:29.200 Are as

01:28:30.820 If not more

01:28:31.440 Much more important

01:28:32.180 Yeah, okay

01:28:37.160 44 Magnum Norse says

01:28:40.560 Why does your government 1.00

01:28:43.120 Have a continuous cycle of libtards 1.00

01:28:45.200 I don't understand 1.00

01:28:46.140 Well one

01:28:50.340 That's what the Labour Party is

01:28:52.400 And has always been 1.00

01:28:53.660 The Fabians 0.95

01:28:56.440 Champagne Socialists

01:28:57.500 Etc etc

01:28:58.180 There's a number of reasons

01:29:02.860 It's difficult

01:29:03.480 Why do the good people of Makerfield

01:29:07.080 Decide to elect Burnham

01:29:09.340 A lot of them don't really know what they're doing

01:29:11.220 Right, a lot of them, to be honest

01:29:12.600 When we had Vox Pops, even from this channel

01:29:15.500 And from Vox Populi and another

01:29:17.220 You talk to some random normies

01:29:19.460 On the street

01:29:19.980 And they're like, oh yeah, I've always voted Labour

01:29:23.140 Me and my family and our household

01:29:25.360 Have always voted Labour, so I'm going to vote Labour again

01:29:27.460 And there's no deeper thinking than that

01:29:29.300 I don't know

01:29:31.700 About the policies or anything

01:29:33.440 You know, I don't know what country you're from

01:29:37.660 But in a lot of countries

01:29:38.840 Why did the Spanish vote in a socialist government

01:29:42.980 Which seems intent on ruining their demographic 0.54

01:29:45.480 Why do the Americans ever vote in Democrats?

01:29:50.100 Anywhere, really

01:29:50.900 Why do they?

01:29:51.960 I mean, why has France failed to vote in

01:29:55.680 The Pen before now?

01:29:58.100 Why have they failed to vote in AFD before now in Germany?

01:30:00.720 Etc, etc, etc

01:30:01.400 It's a complicated question, isn't it?

01:30:03.240 Very complicated question

01:30:04.120 One of the big things in England is that

01:30:06.780 Where we've tried to have

01:30:08.300 Nationalist parties

01:30:10.180 In any way

01:30:13.040 Nativist parties

01:30:14.220 Truly patriotic parties

01:30:16.060 They get demonised

01:30:18.760 And scandalled into oblivion

01:30:20.420 Like the very name of the BNP

01:30:22.940 For example is Beyond the Pale

01:30:24.260 They're trying

01:30:28.800 Everything they can to destroy something

01:30:30.380 As milk toast as reform

01:30:32.000 They will try everything to destroy Rupert and restore, won't they?

01:30:37.080 That's why, that's why

01:30:38.280 So you end up with whatever's left 1.00

01:30:40.240 A continuous cycle of libtards 1.00

01:30:43.920 Because anything right of the Conservative Party 1.00

01:30:47.180 Which is itself, in my opinion

01:30:50.020 Barely centrist

01:30:51.460 Basically globalist and leftoid

01:30:53.900 Barely centrist

01:30:55.500 The Conservatives

01:30:56.580 Anything to the right of that

01:30:59.100 The entire establishment tries to annihilate it

01:31:02.400 Tries to strangle it at birth 0.95

01:31:04.160 That's why

01:31:06.260 Isn't it?

01:31:08.820 You tell me

01:31:09.300 People could write whole PhDs about it

01:31:12.460 Couldn't they?

01:31:16.580 Alright the next one

01:31:17.580 Amazing Disgrace 9-1-1

01:31:19.020 I love that name

01:31:19.620 They've put

01:31:20.080 What would you say to

01:31:22.380 What would you say to a smug newspaper

01:31:24.820 That tells Elon

01:31:27.060 that he has no idea what is going on in britain what would i say to them i'll say that he almost

01:31:33.780 certainly has a better understanding what's going on than than than you guys or that you guys do

01:31:39.860 know what's going on and yet very very deliberately are subverting and perverting your takes and your

01:31:45.160 nature how you present reality to your readership whereas elon at least seems to be much more

01:31:53.340 interested in reality what's actually real and happening and the truth

01:32:00.780 our newspapers fleet street doesn't seem to be interested in the truth

01:32:04.780 it seems to be a cabal of evil people very very proactively and deliberately

01:32:10.540 lying by omission if nothing else every single day

01:32:15.100 if not actively perverting the truth

01:32:23.340 okay sam h 1989 says did you see nate reposted an african family getting a five bedroom council

01:32:33.320 house immediately after refusing a four bedroom enjoy work today guys thumbs up i didn't see that

01:32:39.840 i do follow nate and he follows me but i i didn't i didn't see that classic though classic

01:32:45.480 an african family turning down a four bedroom house so we just give him a five bedroom house

01:32:51.020 Well how many kids have they got 0.99

01:32:53.640 I don't know how to do so to this

01:32:54.500 Have they got like 10 kids though

01:32:55.760 I mean I don't know

01:32:56.640 They shouldn't be here 1.00

01:32:58.200 Why should an African family get anything 1.00

01:33:01.140 From this country 1.00

01:33:02.380 Send them back 1.00

01:33:04.340 To the land of their ancestors 1.00

01:33:06.360 Their country of origin 1.00

01:33:07.360 This isn't their country

01:33:08.740 Mr Dickie Bingo

01:33:11.760 How are you sir

01:33:12.420 Says

01:33:13.560 Millions more people

01:33:15.520 No new reservoirs

01:33:17.900 Gallons wasted because

01:33:19.800 water companies are negligent now data centers and i've got to reduce my use question mark no

01:33:27.720 he says mr dickie bingo says yeah quite right yeah quite right agree with everything you said

01:33:31.760 there yep you've got to make sure there's enough water for the ai data centers do we do we

01:33:38.180 i would john connor all of that go to war with it don't need it don't want it

01:33:45.920 Okay

01:33:48.060 Rodney

01:33:49.060 That's their name

01:33:49.860 At Rod underscore knee

01:33:51.140 Says

01:33:51.500 Millions must go

01:33:52.720 Including the Labour government

01:33:53.980 Yes please

01:33:54.500 Yeah

01:33:55.420 There's certainly a few

01:33:56.740 In the Labour government

01:33:57.620 That

01:33:58.180 I might actually deport 1.00

01:34:00.600 As foreign 1.00

01:34:01.300 As foreign people 0.97

01:34:02.020 Yeah 1.00

01:34:03.920 James Lee Pevenhole

01:34:07.700 Says

01:34:08.220 Chronicles of St Warburg

01:34:12.300 Abbey Chester

01:34:14.560 1114 AD

01:34:16.160 And you've put in

01:34:18.120 Speech marks

01:34:20.200 1114 the Thames at London was completely dried up

01:34:23.640 And then you say

01:34:25.120 Medieval warm period

01:34:26.320 Yeah right

01:34:27.060 The fluctuation in temperatures

01:34:30.320 Sort of on a daily basis

01:34:31.360 Is nothing to get concerned about

01:34:35.000 But there's one field in Blackheath

01:34:36.800 That's scorched

01:34:37.440 The grass has gone all yellow

01:34:39.220 Yeah

01:34:43.780 In the medieval warm period

01:34:46.060 For example

01:34:46.540 Exactly as

01:34:47.320 James Lee Peverenhall says

01:34:48.640 The Thames

01:34:50.040 At a certain point

01:34:51.620 Was completely dried up

01:34:54.300 Then you have a cold snap

01:34:55.800 Like in the

01:34:56.280 What the

01:34:56.640 Early Victorian period

01:34:58.160 Was it in the Elizabethan period

01:35:01.100 The Thames would freeze over

01:35:03.040 Completely freeze over

01:35:04.620 People going out skating

01:35:05.920 On the ice

01:35:06.540 On the Thames

01:35:07.040 In the middle bit of London as well

01:35:09.080 Not somewhere way upstream

01:35:10.480 Where it's a lot

01:35:11.200 Smaller

01:35:12.400 In the middle of London

01:35:13.760 Freeze over

01:35:14.920 People go out skating

01:35:15.620 People go out on the ice

01:35:17.140 And set up a little stool

01:35:18.340 And sell things

01:35:19.060 That's how thick the ice was

01:35:20.560 So

01:35:22.160 Fluctuation is both

01:35:23.380 Hot and cold

01:35:24.160 Vastly different

01:35:26.860 To what we've got today

01:35:27.900 Right now

01:35:28.440 In July 2026

01:35:30.200 Oh

01:35:31.580 There's a bit of

01:35:32.360 Scorched grass

01:35:33.140 In Blackheath

01:35:33.860 And this grass

01:35:34.440 Has gone all yellow

01:35:35.180 Oh no

01:35:36.780 Calm down

01:35:38.840 Get some perspective

01:35:39.800 Get some perspective

01:35:41.480 But they don't

01:35:42.200 They're deliberately not

01:35:42.880 Are they

01:35:43.200 They're deliberately not putting it in perspective

01:35:45.260 They're deliberately peddling a very very specific

01:35:48.100 Agenda

01:35:49.520 Aren't they obviously

01:35:50.620 That's what's going on

01:35:52.100 Okay Brendan Lucas says

01:35:54.940 It's not the seventh

01:35:57.740 Spider-Man film

01:35:58.740 It's the fourth Holland

01:36:00.260 Spider-Man film

01:36:01.720 Holland has been in two Avengers films

01:36:06.300 And the third Captain America film

01:36:08.200 Thought you were up in current affairs

01:36:10.340 F sake

01:36:11.000 Yeah, no, I'm not, no, I don't, I'm not up on superhero films 0.99

01:36:14.080 I think they're dumb 1.00

01:36:14.900 I think they're dumb 1.00

01:36:16.940 And if you follow it really, really, really closely 1.00

01:36:19.840 And watch every single one religiously

01:36:21.520 Grow up

01:36:22.660 Get better taste

01:36:25.140 Is that a bit harsh?

01:36:29.000 If I alienated some of the glorious band

01:36:30.600 The chosen female band of brothers and sisters

01:36:32.200 By saying that, well

01:36:33.700 So be it

01:36:35.360 Read a proper book, stop watching Spider-Man films

01:36:38.700 How old are you?

01:36:41.000 all right amazing disgrace 9-1-1 says they all have a better example of who does it better

01:36:48.380 but uh who would never live there what are you referencing there they all have a better example

01:36:53.920 of who does it better but would never live there what harry what do you think she's referring to

01:36:59.480 i'm sorry i'm not sure exactly what you're referencing uh sweden maybe okay okay maybe

01:37:08.260 all right interesting i'm going to move on i've got to move on i'm feeling quite

01:37:13.540 unwell to be honest people so i'm going to whip through the last few if you don't mind

01:37:16.500 i'm struggling a little bit here okay

01:37:21.740 brendan lucas again says that flurry of iranian ballistic missiles is about the length and breadth

01:37:28.920 of their asymmetrical abilities time for centcom to go lateral and start moving stealth destroyers

01:37:36.840 us has two into straight yeah at some point i would imagine the americans have got to actually

01:37:41.280 take the the straight by like physically put their warships in the straight move warships and even

01:37:47.240 their carrier groups into the persian gulf i imagine at some point probably i don't know

01:37:52.480 okay opening doors one says is it true prince harry's a real mum is elton john

01:37:57.860 okay don't know is uh i haven't got time to go into harry's real dad okay uh ricky allen

01:38:09.560 2195 says morning i'm curious what your opinion is of gb news uh pretty much can pretty much

01:38:16.760 another containment machine more or less a bit like the express or the mail trying to wearing

01:38:22.360 the skin suit trying to pretend they're actually they're actually based or patriotic or nativist 0.65

01:38:27.280 In all sorts of ways 0.89

01:38:28.240 But they'll just have

01:38:29.420 Leftists on

01:38:30.060 And not nationalists

01:38:31.120 Aren't they

01:38:32.480 There's a tiny bit

01:38:36.000 To the right of something

01:38:36.720 Like the BBC

01:38:37.260 But only a tiny tiny bit

01:38:38.700 I still essentially ignore

01:38:40.620 Even somebody like Tommy

01:38:41.900 Even a civnat like Tommy

01:38:43.200 Is beyond the power

01:38:44.120 For GB News

01:38:44.800 I like some of the people

01:38:45.920 At GB News

01:38:46.640 There's a bit of a crossover

01:38:47.880 Between various people

01:38:49.080 And presenters

01:38:49.500 At Lotus Eaters

01:38:50.180 And GB News

01:38:50.640 Aren't there all sorts

01:38:51.260 I like Patrick Christie's

01:38:53.360 Patrick Christie's is good

01:38:55.220 Genuinely good 0.95

01:38:56.380 I like him, he's got balls 0.88

01:38:59.140 There's one or two others as well 0.92

01:39:02.280 That aren't too bad

01:39:03.260 But a load of them are like effectively

01:39:05.020 Leftoids as well 0.61

01:39:06.380 They wouldn't

01:39:08.980 Have a proper nationalist on there

01:39:11.380 Would they?

01:39:14.920 There you go

01:39:15.660 It says it all doesn't it

01:39:17.520 It's containment still

01:39:18.620 Containment

01:39:19.980 Shoney C says

01:39:23.360 How could a Le Pen

01:39:25.940 Win

01:39:26.800 Affect small boats

01:39:28.080 Oh okay sorry

01:39:28.740 How could a Le Pen win

01:39:31.040 Affect small boats

01:39:32.340 Well

01:39:33.240 Hopefully it would

01:39:34.100 I mean

01:39:36.000 Marine Le Pen

01:39:36.900 Actually isn't

01:39:37.660 Massively

01:39:38.340 Massively based 1.00

01:39:39.240 She's better than

01:39:40.360 The socialists 0.76

01:39:42.160 And the champagne socialists

01:39:43.300 And the so called

01:39:44.040 Centrists like Macron

01:39:45.100 That are actually

01:39:45.640 Just leftist still

01:39:46.640 She's better than them 1.00

01:39:47.400 But she's not 1.00

01:39:47.860 Insanely 1.00

01:39:48.800 She's not like 1.00

01:39:50.220 Insanely based 0.98

01:39:51.080 Hopefully

01:39:52.680 At the very least

01:39:54.420 She would

01:39:54.860 She would try and actually enforce that agreement

01:39:57.980 The agreements we've got with them 0.95

01:39:59.740 That the French authorities will 0.56

01:40:01.280 Prevent the dinghies from leaving French beaches 1.00

01:40:03.760 In the first place 1.00

01:40:04.640 You would hope, wouldn't you

01:40:06.100 But who knows, we shall see

01:40:08.380 She's set to win, aren't they

01:40:09.960 They are set to win

01:40:12.740 Fingers crossed, I suppose

01:40:14.740 Better than nothing

01:40:15.460 Okay, Bucks Corp says

01:40:18.960 Love you, bro

01:40:19.900 Cheers, that's kind

01:40:20.900 Love you too

01:40:22.200 Best show on the net

01:40:23.640 cheers not my words i'm not paying this chap to say that

01:40:29.340 feel better soon thank you thank you shout out to harry as well great work guys

01:40:37.780 lovely thank bucks corp thank you appreciate that you do you do oh and the last two are brendan

01:40:44.840 lucas again the last two you say us tested first microwave weapon in action this week yeah i did

01:40:51.420 see a video about that yesterday knocked out 10 iranian drones cost pennies per shot meanwhile

01:40:58.060 meanwhile we are working on drones yeah i did see a video about that i only i only just had a little

01:41:04.380 bit of time yesterday to actually watch the video and it was talking about that yeah some sort of

01:41:09.100 microwave weapon well i said something i saw something else about some sort of

01:41:15.100 yeah some some cutting cutting edge weapons that we've not really heard of before or seen in action

01:41:19.860 before i have to brush up on that today or tomorrow or over the coming weekend at some

01:41:24.900 point to get up to speed on the details of that very interesting okay the very last one here today

01:41:30.400 from brenda lucas again says um hope you feel better bpf what's bpf what's bpf i don't know

01:41:40.220 you put hope you feel better to be oh to be fair it's your own fault

01:41:45.260 i didn't know the chorizo in that mac and cheese was going to be poisonous

01:41:50.560 um talmud says you shouldn't drink shouldn't drink milk with meat

01:41:56.060 oh right will there be milk in the cheese sauce of the mac and cheese

01:42:00.880 anyway you're mucking about anyway thanks though um you did say hope i feel better so i'll take

01:42:08.520 that thanks one more's just came in i may as well read it rookie army 25 that's their name says

01:42:14.540 Morning, big fan

01:42:16.160 Oh cheers

01:42:16.700 Have you heard about urban youths 0.99

01:42:20.040 Dressing up as fake delivery drivers 0.97

01:42:22.280 And breaking into people's homes in broad daylight

01:42:24.780 No, I hadn't heard about that 0.99

01:42:26.480 That's a black meal to end on, isn't it? 0.98

01:42:33.700 Why not? 0.99

01:42:34.980 Why not?

01:42:40.200 Millions must go

01:42:41.100 Millions

01:42:41.800 It's inevitable

01:42:44.020 It's inevitable

01:42:45.960 Alright, that's the show

01:42:48.240 I made it longer than I thought

01:42:51.220 It's now 43 minutes past nine

01:42:53.160 In the AM

01:42:53.620 Don't say I'm not generous

01:42:54.560 Even when I'm not feeling well

01:42:55.520 I'm a river to my people

01:42:56.380 The gross band that chose a few 0.53

01:42:57.480 My band of brothers and sisters 0.75

01:42:58.400 43 minutes past nine

01:42:59.620 In the AM, British summertime

01:43:00.540 On Thursday the 30th of July

01:43:02.880 In the year of our Lord, 2026

01:43:04.380 Thank you for joining me

01:43:05.400 Really, really appreciate it

01:43:07.120 Try and make the best of the day ahead

01:43:09.060 If you can

01:43:09.500 Carpe diem, seize the day

01:43:10.800 If your time is your own today

01:43:11.980 Try and make it count

01:43:12.800 It's the most valuable thing

01:43:13.640 you will ever have okay i'm going to go now and try and get some rest until tomorrow then take care

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - July 30, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Thursday 30th July 2026

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