The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Thursday 5th March 2026

00:00:00.000 morning

00:00:08.600 you alright

00:00:11.460 how are you this morning?

00:00:19.740 I don't wish you tailed I hope

00:00:21.160 I trust

00:00:22.060 rocking and rearing for the day ahead

00:00:24.020 it is Thursday the 5th of March

00:00:27.280 in the year of our Lord 2026

00:00:28.800 just ticked past 8 in the AM

00:00:31.480 Greenwich Mean Time

00:00:32.200 as always I'm joined by my producer

00:00:33.700 little Harry how are you this morning?

00:00:35.400 good sir

00:00:35.680 morning

00:00:36.280 I'm good

00:00:36.800 cool

00:00:37.900 good stuff

00:00:39.300 and you are

00:00:40.280 the glorious band

00:00:42.280 the chosen few

00:00:43.000 my band of brothers

00:00:45.620 and sisters

00:00:47.540 shall we get straight into it today?

00:00:49.080 as you can imagine it's largely Iran

00:00:50.860 wall to wall

00:00:51.640 I'm getting a bit of an echo there Harry

00:00:53.760 I want to sort that out if you can

00:00:55.720 alright

00:00:56.640 ok let's stop now

00:00:57.960 good

00:00:58.160 ok let's jump straight in then

00:00:59.680 what's going on today?

00:01:01.240 what's the news?

00:01:02.420 what's the haps?

00:01:03.100 what's the skinny?

00:01:04.640 alright

00:01:04.860 Trump's war goes global

00:01:07.140 and

00:01:08.340 Labour ensnared by a

00:01:10.140 China spy probe

00:01:11.220 I think we've got

00:01:14.220 we've got a

00:01:15.220 poll

00:01:16.480 will be to do with the China thing today

00:01:18.740 ok

00:01:20.220 alright

00:01:20.980 look at the papers

00:01:22.360 oh we start with the metro

00:01:23.480 ugh

00:01:23.980 ugh

00:01:24.280 ugh

00:01:24.480 ugh

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00:01:30.460 ugh

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00:01:32.460 alright

00:01:32.960 that's a crazy picture

00:01:34.460 there's another picture we'll probably see a bit later

00:01:36.160 it's even crazier of this kid

00:01:37.320 playing

00:01:37.840 hanging off of this

00:01:38.920 thing

00:01:39.360 ok

00:01:39.740 Trump's

00:01:40.460 Trump's war goes global

00:01:42.160 Iran's 0.89

00:01:43.620 Iran's missiles 0.84

00:01:45.620 are downed in Syria

00:01:46.660 and Turkey

00:01:47.440 as deadly

00:01:49.240 revenge mission

00:01:50.180 rages on

00:01:50.800 they're calling it a revenge mission by

00:01:52.300 Iran

00:01:53.040 it's not a bad way to characterise it

00:01:55.880 because it does seem like

00:01:56.980 Israel and the United States

00:02:00.040 are going to

00:02:00.880 see this thing through to the end

00:02:02.320 so anything they do is sort of like a revenge

00:02:04.420 I suppose

00:02:04.860 it's not

00:02:05.140 it's not an insane way to characterise it

00:02:08.260 this was in

00:02:09.360 this is a picture from

00:02:10.220 I think rural Syria somewhere 0.93

00:02:11.800 obviously a dud

00:02:15.000 US sub submarine

00:02:19.680 torpedoes

00:02:20.680 first ship since world war 2

00:02:22.260 with 148 sailors dead

00:02:24.400 in the Indian Ocean

00:02:25.360 a lot of other reports say it's

00:02:27.020 more in the range of 80

00:02:28.120 but whatever

00:02:28.640 yeah

00:02:31.540 and we've got footage of it

00:02:32.680 you might have seen it

00:02:33.240 if you've been watching the news

00:02:34.020 over the last day or so

00:02:35.260 yeah

00:02:37.160 the American submarine

00:02:38.140 torpedoes ship 0.83

00:02:38.940 and it was off the coast of

00:02:40.120 Sri Lanka

00:02:40.720 obviously in the Indian Ocean

00:02:43.340 not a million miles

00:02:46.020 from

00:02:46.540 the gulf

00:02:47.760 but not that far either

00:02:48.820 I mean in the scheme of things

00:02:49.780 but

00:02:50.040 not actually in the gulf of Aden

00:02:52.140 or in

00:02:52.720 the

00:02:53.280 you know

00:02:53.740 so it widens

00:02:55.820 we can now say

00:02:56.520 it's a world war

00:02:57.400 it's gone global

00:02:59.800 it's a world war now

00:03:00.940 of course that's hyperbole

00:03:03.940 in my

00:03:04.400 estimation

00:03:05.720 PM risks

00:03:07.480 new rift

00:03:08.180 as he calls

00:03:09.040 prez plan

00:03:09.860 the president's plan

00:03:10.760 not viable

00:03:12.920 or lawful

00:03:14.580 or thought through

00:03:15.540 so Starmer doubled down

00:03:18.940 he actually found

00:03:21.000 some jajones

00:03:21.760 for once

00:03:22.640 alright

00:03:24.480 on this of all things

00:03:25.520 ok

00:03:26.300 alright

00:03:26.680 it's interesting isn't it

00:03:28.220 what Starmer gets tough about

00:03:29.560 and what he doesn't

00:03:30.400 what he

00:03:31.200 what he u-turns on

00:03:32.240 and what he doesn't

00:03:33.940 kind of whatever's in

00:03:39.120 China's best interest 0.91

00:03:40.360 alright

00:03:42.400 the Financial Times

00:03:44.080 US broadens war on Iran

00:03:47.340 to higher seas

00:03:48.220 so here's that image

00:03:49.500 it's from the periscope

00:03:52.180 or it's from the perspective

00:03:53.500 of the US submarine

00:03:54.680 and this was like

00:03:56.380 an Iranian frigate

00:03:57.560 quite a big warship

00:03:58.920 but not that big

00:03:59.760 in the scheme of things

00:04:00.300 but not small

00:04:01.100 and that's sort of

00:04:03.680 the moment a torpedo

00:04:04.620 it looks like it was

00:04:05.400 already on fire

00:04:06.040 from the footage

00:04:06.640 if you see the footage

00:04:07.260 it looked like it was

00:04:07.820 already on fire

00:04:08.640 like it had already been

00:04:09.320 hit by something

00:04:10.040 but then the torpedo

00:04:11.360 hits and blows it

00:04:12.560 sort of out of the water

00:04:13.540 and there it is

00:04:14.440 sinking beneath the waves

00:04:15.600 taking down at least

00:04:17.800 dozens and dozens

00:04:18.580 and dozens 0.82

00:04:18.980 if not over a hundred

00:04:20.140 souls

00:04:21.560 well

00:04:24.840 it's a dodgy position

00:04:27.080 to be in isn't it

00:04:27.840 at the moment

00:04:28.240 on an Iranian navy ship

00:04:30.140 you might thought

00:04:31.680 you was probably

00:04:32.240 out of the zone

00:04:33.120 of conflict

00:04:33.840 if you was off

00:04:35.100 the coast of Sri Lanka

00:04:36.740 but no

00:04:37.420 well that is one thing

00:04:42.280 the United States

00:04:42.940 have got after spending

00:04:44.060 astronomical amounts

00:04:45.620 of money on defense

00:04:47.480 for decades

00:04:48.600 is that

00:04:49.160 they can project

00:04:50.960 their power

00:04:51.480 anywhere

00:04:52.080 I mean their

00:04:52.740 submarine fleet

00:04:53.440 is

00:04:54.020 by far

00:04:56.240 the biggest

00:04:57.120 and most powerful

00:04:57.940 one in the entire

00:04:58.880 world

00:04:59.120 by far

00:04:59.580 by far

00:05:00.040 oh

00:05:03.300 Iran's gonna 1.00

00:05:04.480 rain destruction 0.57

00:05:05.520 on the United States

00:05:06.800 is it

00:05:07.200 no

00:05:09.420 where's your

00:05:11.200 submarine program

00:05:12.240 Iran

00:05:12.960 oh you haven't got one

00:05:13.840 oh dear

00:05:14.400 oh dear

00:05:15.740 alright

00:05:18.740 threat of wider

00:05:22.080 attacks

00:05:22.640 as

00:05:23.060 as frigate

00:05:24.140 is sunk

00:05:24.520 off Sri Lanka

00:05:25.060 first torpedoing

00:05:26.560 of enemy ships

00:05:27.340 since World War 2

00:05:28.280 Tehran's rate of fire

00:05:30.380 drops

00:05:30.920 but raids across

00:05:32.480 Gulf persist

00:05:33.360 Israel

00:05:34.640 expands

00:05:36.640 assaults

00:05:37.100 on

00:05:37.240 on Hezbollah

00:05:38.160 in South Lebanon

00:05:38.980 okay

00:05:40.180 yeah so

00:05:41.640 just a word

00:05:42.220 to say about

00:05:42.980 the

00:05:44.840 the thing

00:05:45.640 of Iran

00:05:46.760 still being

00:05:47.960 really really

00:05:48.560 belligerent

00:05:48.960 in terms of

00:05:49.360 rhetoric anyway

00:05:50.020 starting to ring

00:05:51.720 crazily hollow

00:05:52.820 to me

00:05:53.500 may still prove

00:05:54.760 wrong in the

00:05:55.160 coming days

00:05:55.700 or weeks

00:05:56.280 that they are

00:05:56.920 still sitting

00:05:57.320 on giant

00:05:57.740 stockpiles

00:05:58.360 of drones

00:05:59.660 and missiles

00:06:00.660 and they're just

00:06:01.560 biding their time

00:06:02.580 but

00:06:02.800 at this point

00:06:05.040 on Thursday

00:06:06.760 the morning of

00:06:07.280 Thursday the 5th

00:06:07.940 it doesn't look like

00:06:09.080 that's the case

00:06:09.700 looks like they're

00:06:11.040 running out of

00:06:12.040 munitions

00:06:13.000 missiles

00:06:14.360 and drones

00:06:14.900 and all sorts

00:06:15.260 of things

00:06:15.620 so the fear

00:06:18.680 that they would

00:06:19.220 have

00:06:19.520 thousands

00:06:20.680 even tens of

00:06:22.160 thousands of

00:06:22.700 drones

00:06:22.920 they could do

00:06:23.300 mass wave

00:06:23.940 attacks

00:06:24.520 on a carrier

00:06:26.180 group

00:06:26.620 doesn't look like

00:06:28.120 it's going to

00:06:28.460 materialise

00:06:29.080 it might do

00:06:30.000 still

00:06:30.680 doesn't look like

00:06:32.320 coming out of

00:06:35.120 Iran

00:06:35.400 still

00:06:35.820 with rhetoric

00:06:37.060 I suppose

00:06:38.200 you can't

00:06:39.040 blame them

00:06:40.000 saying

00:06:41.440 you'll regret

00:06:42.760 all of this

00:06:43.340 you'll regret

00:06:43.760 everything

00:06:44.080 we're going to

00:06:44.640 get you

00:06:44.980 we're going to 1.00

00:06:45.460 smash you up 0.99

00:06:46.020 good style

00:06:47.220 are you

00:06:48.620 I remember

00:06:49.620 in the

00:06:50.960 second Iraq

00:06:52.080 war

00:06:52.420 2003

00:06:53.360 Iraq war

00:06:54.500 where Saddam 0.68

00:06:56.180 spokesperson

00:06:56.940 not Chemical

00:06:59.720 Alley

00:07:00.060 or was it

00:07:00.820 Chemical Alley

00:07:01.280 anyway

00:07:01.540 the spokesperson

00:07:02.380 he would come

00:07:04.040 out and

00:07:04.380 whilst

00:07:05.080 whilst the

00:07:06.960 Americans were

00:07:07.540 sending armoured

00:07:08.440 divisions racing

00:07:09.440 across the desert

00:07:10.360 he would be

00:07:11.940 saying

00:07:12.280 we're going to

00:07:13.040 win

00:07:13.220 we're still

00:07:13.580 going to win

00:07:13.980 they're falling

00:07:14.920 into our trap

00:07:15.680 like real

00:07:17.120 analysts are

00:07:17.680 like

00:07:18.780 and then

00:07:21.320 at one point

00:07:22.580 this is how

00:07:23.120 absurd it got

00:07:23.680 at one point

00:07:24.320 US Army

00:07:27.020 armoured

00:07:28.520 division

00:07:28.800 tanks

00:07:29.260 were doing

00:07:30.520 Thunder Run

00:07:31.100 so called

00:07:31.440 Thunder Runs

00:07:32.140 through the

00:07:32.540 middle of

00:07:32.940 Baghdad

00:07:33.440 they'd got to

00:07:34.520 the outskirts

00:07:34.960 of Baghdad

00:07:35.500 and they were

00:07:36.580 starting incursions

00:07:37.540 just seeing what

00:07:38.560 happened if they

00:07:39.260 ran tanks

00:07:40.100 through the

00:07:40.860 middle of

00:07:41.160 Baghdad

00:07:41.440 see how much

00:07:42.460 fire they took

00:07:43.260 quite crazy

00:07:44.040 really

00:07:44.320 a Thunder Run

00:07:44.980 and when that

00:07:46.820 was happening

00:07:47.280 the Iraqi

00:07:48.800 spokesperson

00:07:49.300 was on TV

00:07:50.280 and like the

00:07:50.960 questioner

00:07:51.540 a western

00:07:52.380 or whoever

00:07:53.920 reporter

00:07:54.980 asking them

00:07:55.700 saying what do

00:07:57.200 you think about

00:07:57.820 there's tanks now

00:07:59.060 in the middle of

00:07:59.480 Baghdad

00:07:59.840 and he's like no

00:08:00.280 there isn't

00:08:00.820 no there isn't

00:08:02.160 that's not true

00:08:02.800 that's American

00:08:03.300 propaganda

00:08:03.780 we can see it

00:08:05.900 though it is

00:08:06.420 happening

00:08:06.760 you're in

00:08:07.980 complete denial

00:08:09.580 complete denial

00:08:11.040 now

00:08:11.320 I feel like Iran 0.99

00:08:13.000 is getting to

00:08:13.520 that point

00:08:13.980 where it's

00:08:14.860 it's

00:08:18.080 sort of a bit

00:08:18.780 beyond embarrassing

00:08:19.800 for them

00:08:20.520 it's like

00:08:21.140 just turn

00:08:23.200 away

00:08:23.920 alright

00:08:26.000 the other big

00:08:26.940 story today

00:08:27.600 look

00:08:28.860 Labour MP's

00:08:29.960 partner is among

00:08:30.820 three held on

00:08:31.560 suspicion of

00:08:32.160 spying for

00:08:32.840 China

00:08:33.300 even more

00:08:39.500 infiltration of

00:08:40.440 the government

00:08:40.940 particularly the

00:08:41.900 Labour government

00:08:42.520 so three people

00:08:43.420 were arrested

00:08:43.900 one was the

00:08:46.140 husband of a

00:08:47.720 sitting Labour

00:08:48.640 MP

00:08:48.940 Scottish Labour

00:08:49.600 MP I believe

00:08:50.260 Joni Reid

00:08:53.120 was it her name

00:08:53.800 but she sits on

00:08:55.400 quite an

00:08:56.020 influential committee

00:08:57.760 is it like an

00:08:59.100 intelligence or

00:08:59.660 defence committee

00:09:00.240 something like

00:09:00.780 that

00:09:00.940 she's not just

00:09:01.440 a total nobody

00:09:02.440 backbencher

00:09:03.160 she's got some

00:09:04.220 sort of

00:09:04.700 she's privy to

00:09:05.560 some sensitive

00:09:07.620 information

00:09:08.120 her husband

00:09:10.080 has been

00:09:10.740 arrested

00:09:11.080 not saying

00:09:11.780 he's guilty

00:09:12.160 yet

00:09:12.500 a court

00:09:13.020 will decide

00:09:13.400 that

00:09:13.640 but he's

00:09:14.060 been arrested

00:09:14.520 on suspicion

00:09:15.140 of being a

00:09:15.580 Chinese spy

00:09:16.200 effectively

00:09:17.300 he's not

00:09:20.440 Chinese or anything 0.99

00:09:20.940 but you know

00:09:21.480 in the pay

00:09:22.100 of their

00:09:22.600 intelligence services

00:09:23.320 as well as

00:09:24.000 two other people

00:09:24.660 which

00:09:25.360 from the reports

00:09:26.900 I read this

00:09:27.400 morning

00:09:27.700 I didn't see

00:09:29.320 their names

00:09:29.860 but he

00:09:30.160 described them

00:09:30.720 as Blair

00:09:32.120 era

00:09:32.680 appointees

00:09:35.100 Blair era

00:09:35.700 people

00:09:36.140 so it goes

00:09:37.380 back that

00:09:37.720 far

00:09:38.040 if they're

00:09:40.680 guilty

00:09:41.000 the amount

00:09:46.540 of infiltration

00:09:47.380 into particularly

00:09:48.920 Labour

00:09:49.340 not just Labour

00:09:51.600 though

00:09:51.860 by the Chinese

00:09:54.500 it's mad

00:09:55.880 oh but we're

00:09:56.700 going to give

00:09:57.020 them a giant

00:09:57.900 embassy

00:09:59.300 the biggest

00:09:59.680 embassy in

00:10:00.180 Europe

00:10:00.320 some sort of

00:10:00.740 giant complex

00:10:01.740 of buildings

00:10:03.040 in a really

00:10:03.740 really sensitive

00:10:04.220 part of London

00:10:04.800 oh ok

00:10:05.460 good one

00:10:07.500 the Guardian

00:10:08.360 it's not big

00:10:15.920 it's not clever

00:10:16.480 to be the Guardian

00:10:19.400 it's not clever

00:10:21.420 seditious

00:10:24.240 seditious 0.95

00:10:25.260 filth

00:10:25.840 the Guardian

00:10:26.520 at least 87

00:10:27.340 dead as US

00:10:28.220 sinks Iranian 1.00

00:10:28.940 ship near Sri Lanka

00:10:29.940 ok

00:10:30.400 submarine attack

00:10:31.700 raises questions

00:10:32.580 over legality

00:10:33.580 of Washington's

00:10:34.500 war aims

00:10:35.120 what legality

00:10:37.460 what are you

00:10:37.720 talking about

00:10:38.220 what the UN

00:10:39.900 what the

00:10:40.320 international law

00:10:41.020 that was

00:10:41.540 that was

00:10:41.980 a shaky

00:10:42.480 thing at best

00:10:43.280 the United States

00:10:47.640 doesn't have to

00:10:48.140 do anything

00:10:48.720 the UN says

00:10:50.220 doesn't have to

00:10:50.920 so what legality

00:10:52.800 are you talking

00:10:53.220 about

00:10:53.540 oh the legality

00:10:55.980 in the United States

00:10:57.460 that Congress

00:10:58.040 didn't greenlight it

00:10:59.180 oh well if we

00:10:59.960 quickly jump over

00:11:01.380 to the New York

00:11:03.200 slimes

00:11:03.860 Senate Republicans

00:11:05.440 block limits

00:11:06.260 to President's

00:11:07.000 war powers

00:11:07.620 there you go

00:11:08.500 so the Democrats

00:11:09.300 tried to introduce

00:11:10.120 a bill

00:11:10.560 limiting

00:11:11.540 the Donald's

00:11:12.840 war powers

00:11:13.420 they didn't have

00:11:14.300 the numbers

00:11:14.840 and the Republicans

00:11:16.200 blocked that

00:11:16.920 so

00:11:17.200 what legality

00:11:18.900 are you talking

00:11:19.420 about

00:11:19.800 Guardian

00:11:21.800 it raises

00:11:24.300 questions

00:11:24.940 no it doesn't

00:11:26.360 not really

00:11:26.840 MP's husband

00:11:28.740 arrested in China

00:11:29.600 spy inquiry

00:11:30.400 great

00:11:31.400 who knows

00:11:33.940 who knows what

00:11:34.080 information he got

00:11:34.840 just passed it

00:11:36.400 on to the Chinese

00:11:37.160 ok

00:11:40.160 the eye paper

00:11:40.820 war zone

00:11:42.440 widens

00:11:43.020 as US

00:11:43.900 sub torpedoes

00:11:44.960 warship of Sri Lanka

00:11:45.760 there you go

00:11:46.180 the same image

00:11:46.840 of it being blown up

00:11:49.500 the quick blurb

00:11:50.740 says

00:11:51.020 conflict spreads to

00:11:53.740 Indian Ocean

00:11:54.400 and first American

00:11:55.160 attack outside the

00:11:56.040 Middle East

00:11:56.380 during the war

00:11:56.960 Pentagon shares

00:11:57.720 video footage of

00:11:58.540 submarine torpedo

00:11:59.320 attack killing

00:11:59.960 87 with sailors

00:12:01.680 missing

00:12:02.080 Israeli troops

00:12:03.740 enter villages

00:12:04.380 in the south of

00:12:05.180 Lebanon in

00:12:05.780 escalating hostilities

00:12:06.800 with Hezbollah

00:12:07.960 Iran attacks

00:12:09.020 Kurdish forces

00:12:09.840 in Iraq

00:12:10.520 we'll talk about

00:12:10.960 that later

00:12:11.460 Iran attacks

00:12:13.260 Kurdish fighters

00:12:14.340 in Iraq

00:12:15.040 we'll talk about

00:12:16.280 that in a minute

00:12:16.680 and blocks

00:12:17.780 gas and oil

00:12:18.420 tankers from

00:12:19.100 key shipping lane

00:12:19.900 Ayatollah's

00:12:20.780 successor

00:12:21.220 quote

00:12:21.680 certain target

00:12:22.740 for assassination

00:12:23.280 quote

00:12:23.800 with Khomeini's

00:12:25.260 son

00:12:25.600 Mojtaba 1.00

00:12:27.740 a candidate

00:12:29.140 a UK warship

00:12:31.040 won't sail

00:12:31.880 for Cyprus

00:12:32.460 until next week

00:12:33.380 HMS Dragon

00:12:34.860 enter the dragon

00:12:36.840 Navy begins

00:12:38.800 loading ammo

00:12:39.620 in Portsmouth

00:12:40.260 thousands of

00:12:41.260 flights grounded

00:12:42.040 stranded passengers

00:12:43.380 as US tells

00:12:44.100 Americans to

00:12:46.140 leave Iraq 0.99

00:12:46.840 okay

00:12:47.700 so

00:12:48.180 they're the main

00:12:48.880 things today

00:12:49.400 all the main

00:12:49.940 things that hit

00:12:50.480 all the points

00:12:50.940 at least in the

00:12:52.040 UK print media

00:12:53.360 the mail

00:12:54.940 complete slop

00:12:55.760 absolutely

00:12:56.960 the mail group

00:12:57.860 not much better

00:12:59.600 than the Guardian

00:13:00.100 really

00:13:00.740 there's a little

00:13:01.880 bit of seemingly

00:13:02.940 based red meat

00:13:03.740 at you from time

00:13:04.360 to time

00:13:04.780 to make you think

00:13:06.020 they're not

00:13:06.540 globalist slop

00:13:09.180 but they are

00:13:09.680 Trump sub

00:13:11.000 torpedoes

00:13:11.700 Iranian warship

00:13:12.540 Labour ensnared

00:13:13.580 in China

00:13:14.000 spy probe

00:13:14.640 MPs

00:13:16.060 husband

00:13:16.320 and two

00:13:16.720 special

00:13:17.040 advisors

00:13:17.380 from Blair

00:13:17.920 era

00:13:18.260 arrested

00:13:18.900 on suspicion

00:13:19.460 of spying

00:13:20.020 for Beijing

00:13:20.560 there you go

00:13:21.100 the Blair era

00:13:22.040 element to that

00:13:23.420 story

00:13:23.820 the mirror

00:13:25.400 even more slop

00:13:26.260 look at this

00:13:26.820 potato head

00:13:28.840 dude

00:13:30.580 look at the

00:13:31.280 state of that

00:13:32.340 possibly

00:13:35.100 again

00:13:35.480 we'll have to

00:13:36.060 wait for a

00:13:36.440 call to decide

00:13:36.920 but possibly

00:13:37.760 allegedly

00:13:38.980 an arch traitor

00:13:40.340 look at him 0.87

00:13:42.160 look at the

00:13:42.880 state of that

00:13:43.620 mp

00:13:47.040 I've never

00:13:47.940 suspected my

00:13:48.660 husband

00:13:48.900 well you

00:13:49.160 would say

00:13:49.720 that

00:13:49.980 I've got no

00:13:50.720 reason to

00:13:51.080 disbelieve you

00:13:51.640 to be honest

00:13:52.080 but you

00:13:52.480 would say

00:13:52.820 that though

00:13:53.240 still

00:13:53.660 right

00:13:54.060 also

00:13:54.600 politician

00:13:57.020 wife

00:13:57.380 defends

00:13:57.820 lobbyists

00:13:58.340 after three

00:13:58.920 arrested

00:13:59.260 in

00:13:59.520 espionage

00:14:00.480 probe

00:14:00.780 same dude

00:14:11.000 mr. potato

00:14:15.100 head

00:14:15.500 the spy

00:14:17.300 who loved

00:14:17.900 mp

00:14:18.480 the star

00:14:20.940 the star

00:14:21.480 the spy

00:14:23.220 who loved me

00:14:23.660 obviously

00:14:23.940 I'm joking

00:14:24.360 play on that

00:14:25.460 the spy

00:14:26.820 who loved mp

00:14:27.700 joanie reed's

00:14:29.100 shocked as cops

00:14:29.820 quizzed her

00:14:30.200 husband

00:14:30.420 oh shocked

00:14:31.160 she's shocked

00:14:32.620 if she genuinely

00:14:34.940 didn't know it

00:14:35.460 would be shocking

00:14:35.940 wouldn't it

00:14:36.660 the daily telegraph

00:14:37.940 as the world

00:14:40.580 burns

00:14:41.280 mps keep 0.99

00:14:42.580 dancing

00:14:43.160 right

00:14:44.580 so what's that

00:14:47.380 is that

00:14:47.580 angela rippon

00:14:48.300 angela rippon

00:14:50.120 and lindsey 0.94

00:14:50.900 hoyle

00:14:51.320 what a joker

00:14:52.820 lindsey hoyle

00:14:54.440 don't like him

00:14:55.780 don't trust him

00:14:56.500 I don't think

00:14:58.840 he's good at

00:14:59.280 his job

00:14:59.680 at being the

00:15:00.780 speaker of the

00:15:01.260 house of

00:15:01.520 commons

00:15:01.780 supposedly being

00:15:03.680 impartial

00:15:04.580 that's basically

00:15:05.780 his job

00:15:06.180 I don't think

00:15:06.560 he is

00:15:06.880 I don't think

00:15:07.900 he's at all

00:15:08.320 I think he's

00:15:09.100 a lefty

00:15:09.560 I think he's

00:15:13.660 pretty much

00:15:14.780 a massive

00:15:15.180 lefty

00:15:16.120 Harry refocusing

00:15:19.160 us there

00:15:19.520 thank you

00:15:20.380 Harry

00:15:20.580 yeah and he's

00:15:23.060 laughing it up

00:15:23.460 he's having a

00:15:23.840 good time

00:15:24.340 laugh it up 0.96

00:15:25.180 clown 0.97

00:15:25.560 Miliband 0.99

00:15:29.280 led revolt

00:15:29.900 to Trump's

00:15:30.440 Iran war

00:15:31.280 minister

00:15:32.460 sided with

00:15:33.100 Cooper and

00:15:33.620 Reeves in

00:15:34.240 refusing to

00:15:34.880 let US

00:15:35.620 use British

00:15:36.160 bases

00:15:36.420 so I said

00:15:36.800 yesterday

00:15:37.060 I reported

00:15:37.380 yesterday

00:15:37.840 only on the

00:15:38.540 strength of

00:15:38.860 things I'd

00:15:39.280 read

00:15:39.520 that we

00:15:40.660 were

00:15:41.000 Britain

00:15:41.300 was in

00:15:41.840 fact

00:15:42.020 going to

00:15:42.340 let the

00:15:42.640 Americans

00:15:43.020 use

00:15:43.500 Chagos 1.00

00:15:44.020 and Cyprus

00:15:46.120 now it's

00:15:46.780 emerging

00:15:47.220 that we're

00:15:48.040 not

00:15:48.340 there were

00:15:50.200 reports

00:15:50.500 yesterday

00:15:50.760 I wasn't

00:15:51.040 just making

00:15:51.420 that up

00:15:51.700 by the way

00:15:52.060 making that

00:15:53.040 out of

00:15:53.660 clear blue

00:15:54.060 sky

00:15:54.260 that was

00:15:54.820 what was

00:15:55.060 being said

00:15:55.520 apparently the

00:15:57.240 cabinet talked

00:15:57.860 about it

00:15:58.200 yesterday and

00:15:58.700 came to the

00:15:59.160 decision that

00:15:59.680 no we're not

00:16:00.460 going to now

00:16:00.880 and at the

00:16:03.620 very least

00:16:04.040 Cooper Reeves

00:16:04.800 and Miliband

00:16:05.740 the ones if

00:16:07.820 not Red

00:16:08.580 Ed himself

00:16:09.420 pushing hardest

00:16:11.320 for that

00:16:11.800 decision

00:16:12.200 so okay

00:16:14.120 Starmer does

00:16:15.280 seem to have

00:16:15.740 doubled down

00:16:16.100 you remember

00:16:16.400 one of the

00:16:17.560 headlines right

00:16:18.120 at the top

00:16:18.460 that Starmer

00:16:19.240 said it

00:16:20.680 wasn't thought

00:16:21.340 out it's not

00:16:22.460 legal

00:16:22.940 it's just

00:16:25.360 a bad idea

00:16:26.020 in general

00:16:26.420 all right

00:16:27.200 Labor MP's

00:16:29.380 husband arrested

00:16:30.160 on suspicion

00:16:30.720 of being

00:16:31.000 Chinese

00:16:31.380 by

00:16:31.640 Mr. Potato

00:16:32.600 Head

00:16:32.920 okay

00:16:33.460 was there

00:16:35.300 any smaller

00:16:35.860 stories there

00:16:36.560 um

00:16:37.820 no okay

00:16:39.340 the Times

00:16:40.260 the Venerable

00:16:40.760 Times

00:16:41.260 allies

00:16:43.120 round on

00:16:43.660 weak

00:16:43.960 UK

00:16:44.560 quote

00:16:45.000 weak

00:16:45.320 the Cypriot

00:16:47.260 Commissioner

00:16:47.700 criticises

00:16:48.400 Britain's 0.60

00:16:48.840 defence of

00:16:49.340 the island

00:16:49.800 US submarine

00:16:50.880 sinks Iranian 1.00

00:16:51.540 warship

00:16:51.900 off coast

00:16:52.200 of Shrank 0.96

00:16:52.580 same images

00:16:53.860 of that

00:16:54.260 frigate

00:16:55.260 being sent

00:16:56.260 to the bottom

00:16:56.660 of the ocean

00:16:57.160 Davy Jones' 0.70

00:16:58.360 locker

00:16:58.660 maybe MP's

00:17:04.860 husband

00:17:05.060 okay got it

00:17:05.660 all right

00:17:05.940 the Express

00:17:06.400 sits

00:17:06.800 good

00:17:07.240 paper

00:17:07.980 weak

00:17:10.160 weak

00:17:10.460 weak

00:17:11.300 Olukemi Badenoch 0.98

00:17:12.920 Nigerian woman 0.92

00:17:13.780 whose mum

00:17:15.920 whose Nigerian

00:17:16.720 mother came

00:17:17.220 here from

00:17:17.600 Nigeria

00:17:18.040 just to

00:17:18.460 give birth

00:17:18.920 to her

00:17:19.160 on the

00:17:19.360 NHS

00:17:19.660 tells us

00:17:21.120 the government

00:17:22.940 is weak

00:17:23.440 weak 0.59

00:17:23.640 weak

00:17:24.000 Olukemi Badenoch

00:17:25.980 blasts PM

00:17:26.680 for prioritising

00:17:27.740 his job

00:17:28.200 security

00:17:28.840 over our

00:17:30.260 national

00:17:31.060 security

00:17:31.720 to be fair

00:17:33.880 she's probably

00:17:34.380 not entirely

00:17:35.260 wrong

00:17:35.620 she's certainly

00:17:36.220 not wrong

00:17:36.940 just to say

00:17:37.460 he's weak

00:17:37.780 weak 0.91

00:17:37.940 weak 0.97

00:17:38.220 he is

00:17:38.660 super weak 0.68

00:17:39.240 weak

00:17:40.400 sauce

00:17:40.760 Nando's

00:17:44.860 ultra weak

00:17:45.440 sauce

00:17:45.820 Sir

00:17:48.080 Queer 1.00

00:17:48.340 Stalin 0.96

00:17:48.760 what a 1.00

00:17:49.820 loser 1.00

00:17:50.240 we'll go 1.00

00:17:51.340 down history

00:17:51.840 with perhaps

00:17:53.120 the exception

00:17:53.720 of Liz

00:17:54.480 Truss

00:17:54.840 of being

00:17:56.540 the biggest

00:17:56.900 joke

00:17:57.340 of a

00:17:58.600 Prime

00:17:58.780 Minister

00:17:59.000 of all

00:17:59.300 time

00:17:59.600 I mean

00:18:04.980 Liz Truss

00:18:05.520 is actually

00:18:06.020 like an

00:18:06.460 anomaly

00:18:07.100 isn't she

00:18:08.580 truly an

00:18:09.660 anomaly

00:18:10.000 so let's

00:18:11.380 not even

00:18:11.640 include her

00:18:12.140 probably go

00:18:14.560 down as

00:18:14.860 the worst

00:18:15.100 Prime Minister

00:18:15.440 ever

00:18:15.820 one of them

00:18:18.640 surely

00:18:19.580 top five

00:18:21.940 top five

00:18:22.600 worst PMs

00:18:23.080 of all time

00:18:23.460 alright the

00:18:24.120 Sun

00:18:24.320 the Sun

00:18:24.960 wants to go

00:18:26.100 with

00:18:26.440 what is it

00:18:27.240 Harry Kane

00:18:27.900 is that Harry Kane

00:18:28.700 I don't even know

00:18:29.840 football as much

00:18:30.420 anymore

00:18:30.680 I think it is

00:18:31.200 isn't it

00:18:32.320 Harry Maguire

00:18:35.560 sorry

00:18:35.900 Harry Maguire

00:18:37.060 a few years

00:18:40.980 ago in

00:18:41.520 2020

00:18:42.020 he got

00:18:42.460 into some

00:18:42.800 sort of

00:18:43.120 barb

00:18:43.540 rule

00:18:43.860 footballers

00:18:44.780 often do

00:18:45.320 in Greece

00:18:48.680 and the

00:18:50.360 Greek cops

00:18:51.040 apparently

00:18:52.580 sort of

00:18:54.360 demanded

00:18:54.660 some sort

00:18:55.080 of

00:18:56.000 quote unquote

00:18:56.620 bribe

00:18:57.180 50 grand

00:18:57.880 and he just

00:18:58.600 refused to

00:18:59.180 is the

00:19:00.880 story

00:19:01.160 and so he

00:19:02.420 got a 15

00:19:02.800 month suspended

00:19:03.440 sentence

00:19:03.980 in Greece

00:19:04.720 I suppose

00:19:05.220 a Greek

00:19:06.500 court I

00:19:06.940 think

00:19:07.260 did it

00:19:07.640 so

00:19:07.900 alright

00:19:09.740 Harry Maguire

00:19:11.880 is not

00:19:13.560 interested in

00:19:14.040 bribing

00:19:14.400 Greek

00:19:14.680 cops

00:19:15.580 to the

00:19:16.940 tune of

00:19:17.220 50 grand

00:19:17.760 that's the

00:19:19.100 front page

00:19:19.500 today

00:19:19.860 in the

00:19:21.860 middle of

00:19:22.160 the biggest

00:19:22.580 war in

00:19:22.900 the Middle

00:19:23.080 East

00:19:23.360 in recent

00:19:24.480 times

00:19:24.920 according to

00:19:26.160 the Sun

00:19:26.400 alright

00:19:27.200 there the

00:19:29.260 papers

00:19:29.740 let's have a

00:19:31.580 look at our

00:19:31.940 poll

00:19:32.220 Harry

00:19:32.620 can you

00:19:33.600 bring up

00:19:33.860 the poll

00:19:34.280 make it

00:19:35.720 soon

00:19:35.980 okay we

00:19:37.720 asked today

00:19:38.600 how

00:19:40.920 compromised

00:19:41.400 is the

00:19:42.020 Labour

00:19:42.240 government

00:19:42.640 by China

00:19:43.420 and your

00:19:44.540 options

00:19:45.000 were

00:19:45.500 hugely

00:19:50.120 compromised

00:19:50.940 largely

00:19:51.500 compromised

00:19:52.160 was never

00:19:53.100 not

00:19:53.380 compromised

00:19:54.040 so a

00:19:55.600 funny poll

00:19:56.040 today

00:19:56.320 little bit

00:19:56.660 of a

00:19:57.620 funny one

00:19:58.320 really

00:19:58.680 still

00:20:01.640 well over

00:20:02.540 getting up

00:20:04.380 towards 900

00:20:05.080 odd votes

00:20:05.640 and it's

00:20:06.180 quite early

00:20:06.640 as well

00:20:06.860 in the

00:20:07.060 stream

00:20:07.240 isn't it

00:20:07.480 it's only

00:20:07.660 20 past

00:20:08.080 8

00:20:08.300 so um

00:20:09.700 yeah

00:20:10.740 slightly

00:20:11.540 less

00:20:11.920 serious

00:20:12.460 one

00:20:12.820 well

00:20:13.280 the

00:20:13.620 subject

00:20:13.880 serious

00:20:14.260 isn't

00:20:14.480 it

00:20:14.600 but

00:20:14.780 you can

00:20:16.240 only

00:20:16.500 pick

00:20:16.780 from

00:20:17.120 options

00:20:18.080 that it

00:20:18.360 is

00:20:18.480 compromised

00:20:18.680 oh sorry

00:20:19.280 there's a

00:20:19.620 fourth option

00:20:20.140 which is

00:20:20.420 just

00:20:20.580 Chinese

00:20:20.960 characters

00:20:21.540 well done

00:20:23.620 Harry

00:20:23.900 didn't even

00:20:24.300 see it

00:20:24.540 that's

00:20:24.740 funny

00:20:25.080 are those

00:20:28.100 Chinese

00:20:28.420 characters

00:20:28.720 just random

00:20:29.300 or does

00:20:29.640 that mean

00:20:30.020 something

00:20:30.420 do you know

00:20:31.480 it's the only

00:20:32.820 Chinese I

00:20:33.480 know

00:20:33.680 it means

00:20:34.080 ice cream

00:20:34.700 okay

00:20:38.160 is labour

00:20:39.300 compromised

00:20:39.800 hugely

00:20:40.440 largely

00:20:41.000 was never

00:20:41.580 not

00:20:41.940 and

00:20:42.260 Chinese

00:20:42.660 ice cream

00:20:43.080 okay

00:20:45.620 Chinese

00:20:46.540 ice cream

00:20:47.020 23%

00:20:47.880 of you

00:20:48.260 3%

00:20:49.540 say was

00:20:49.940 never

00:20:50.140 not

00:20:50.400 compromised

00:20:50.940 oh these

00:20:51.680 numbers are 0.98

00:20:52.020 silly 0.99

00:20:52.140 they don't 0.99

00:20:52.360 mean anything

00:20:52.720 do they

00:20:52.980 20%

00:20:53.720 says largely

00:20:54.320 compromised

00:20:54.780 and 53%

00:20:55.860 says hugely

00:20:56.580 compromised

00:20:57.280 so 100%

00:21:01.940 agreement

00:21:02.380 that they

00:21:02.740 are

00:21:02.900 compromised

00:21:03.340 from everyone

00:21:05.080 that voted

00:21:05.560 this morning

00:21:06.080 okay

00:21:07.300 that's a 0.78

00:21:08.240 that's a silly

00:21:09.560 one we'll do 0.71

00:21:09.880 that from time

00:21:10.220 to time

00:21:10.480 sometimes it'll

00:21:11.260 be deadly

00:21:11.580 serious

00:21:12.020 and I'm

00:21:12.580 trying to

00:21:12.880 split opinion

00:21:13.400 and it's

00:21:13.900 real

00:21:14.340 sometimes it

00:21:15.720 might be

00:21:15.920 funny 0.71

00:21:16.220 silly 0.94

00:21:16.860 some days 0.99

00:21:19.700 we might

00:21:19.980 do a poll

00:21:20.360 that's just

00:21:20.640 got nothing

00:21:21.020 to do with

00:21:21.380 anything in

00:21:21.740 the news

00:21:22.100 maybe

00:21:22.460 right

00:21:22.900 it's up

00:21:25.260 to us

00:21:25.520 we just

00:21:25.820 we just

00:21:26.160 make it

00:21:26.400 up every

00:21:26.700 morning

00:21:26.960 so

00:21:27.400 but thanks

00:21:29.020 for voting

00:21:29.340 there

00:21:29.520 went over

00:21:29.820 900

00:21:30.240 all right

00:21:34.020 that was

00:21:35.620 the poll

00:21:36.200 let's have

00:21:38.200 a look at

00:21:38.400 the websites

00:21:38.760 there were

00:21:39.740 a few

00:21:40.080 interesting

00:21:40.640 stories on

00:21:42.400 the websites

00:21:42.940 today

00:21:43.300 one of the

00:21:43.660 ones I

00:21:44.000 thought is

00:21:44.380 that there

00:21:44.700 may be

00:21:45.240 we'll get

00:21:45.680 to it in a

00:21:45.960 moment but

00:21:46.240 there may

00:21:46.560 be boots

00:21:48.240 on the

00:21:48.580 ground

00:21:48.900 in Iran

00:21:49.540 after all

00:21:50.320 not American 0.94

00:21:52.380 ones though

00:21:53.040 all right

00:21:54.900 Israel and

00:21:57.160 Iran

00:21:57.440 launch new

00:21:59.760 strikes as

00:22:00.580 first UK

00:22:01.120 flights bring

00:22:01.680 citizens home 0.99

00:22:02.560 is delayed

00:22:03.420 see there's

00:22:04.240 apparently there

00:22:04.620 was a flight

00:22:05.060 that was going

00:22:05.680 to fly from

00:22:06.200 Oman back

00:22:07.440 to the UK

00:22:07.940 and it was

00:22:09.560 delayed and

00:22:10.040 it will fly

00:22:10.400 today

00:22:10.800 big story

00:22:12.440 in the scheme

00:22:12.820 of everything

00:22:13.180 that's going

00:22:13.540 on

00:22:13.860 big story

00:22:15.440 not

00:22:16.480 okay

00:22:18.060 here's a

00:22:19.400 little thing

00:22:19.740 how depleted

00:22:20.560 weapons stockpiles

00:22:21.540 could affect

00:22:22.080 the Iran

00:22:22.620 conflict

00:22:23.060 you might

00:22:23.500 read that

00:22:24.040 and think

00:22:24.400 oh

00:22:24.920 US and

00:22:27.540 or Israel

00:22:28.140 their stockpile

00:22:29.000 of weapons

00:22:29.860 is running

00:22:31.080 low or

00:22:31.440 it's depleted

00:22:32.120 from that

00:22:32.960 no

00:22:33.540 the story

00:22:35.160 is that

00:22:35.900 Donald Trump

00:22:36.460 says he's

00:22:37.300 got virtually

00:22:37.940 unlimited

00:22:38.460 supply

00:22:39.000 meanwhile

00:22:43.120 Iran

00:22:43.540 is running

00:22:44.180 low

00:22:44.480 they thought

00:22:46.820 that maybe

00:22:47.360 various analysts

00:22:48.340 thought that

00:22:48.740 maybe

00:22:49.220 Iran

00:22:51.100 had a few

00:22:51.740 thousand

00:22:52.240 missiles

00:22:52.840 and they've

00:22:53.160 already shot

00:22:53.620 a lot of 0.98

00:22:54.120 them

00:22:54.300 before the war

00:22:55.620 it was estimated

00:22:56.220 that Iran 0.91

00:22:56.660 had a stockpile

00:22:57.260 of more than

00:22:57.640 2,000 short

00:22:58.560 range ballistic

00:22:59.120 missiles

00:22:59.540 of which

00:23:01.040 they've fired

00:23:01.540 a lot

00:23:01.880 already

00:23:02.380 in the last

00:23:02.860 five days

00:23:03.440 I think

00:23:03.780 six days

00:23:04.320 so if anyone's

00:23:09.300 running down

00:23:09.940 if anyone's

00:23:10.780 got to worry

00:23:11.260 about their

00:23:11.640 stockpiles

00:23:12.380 it's not

00:23:14.540 the United

00:23:15.060 States

00:23:15.820 right

00:23:19.060 for any of

00:23:20.520 those that

00:23:20.940 are

00:23:21.580 cheering on

00:23:22.880 the regime

00:23:23.320 and there

00:23:23.660 are

00:23:23.940 in

00:23:26.040 Australia

00:23:27.460 and in the

00:23:28.720 UK

00:23:28.920 all over the

00:23:29.460 place

00:23:29.680 there are

00:23:30.000 people

00:23:30.320 in fact

00:23:30.820 let's have a

00:23:31.300 quick look

00:23:31.800 at the

00:23:32.000 Australian

00:23:32.400 news

00:23:32.760 you'll see

00:23:33.380 there's a

00:23:34.680 story

00:23:35.060 oh look

00:23:36.620 the US

00:23:37.720 will bitterly

00:23:38.380 regret

00:23:38.740 sinking our

00:23:39.320 navy vessel

00:23:39.820 doubt it

00:23:40.420 doubt it

00:23:41.940 there's a

00:23:44.420 story in

00:23:44.920 Australia

00:23:45.560 I thought

00:23:46.900 it was there

00:23:47.480 well

00:23:49.520 Australia's

00:23:51.280 Australian

00:23:51.800 labour

00:23:52.280 is the

00:23:52.980 terror

00:23:53.280 framework

00:23:53.720 exposed

00:23:54.140 as a

00:23:54.400 farce

00:23:54.680 as mosques

00:23:55.200 honour

00:23:55.480 brutal 0.97

00:23:55.960 Iranian 1.00

00:23:56.460 terrorist 1.00

00:23:56.900 leader

00:23:57.280 and there's

00:24:00.540 stories in

00:24:01.040 Britain as

00:24:01.740 well

00:24:01.960 various

00:24:03.980 things like

00:24:04.300 that

00:24:04.680 satellite

00:24:05.400 images

00:24:05.760 show

00:24:06.080 Iranian

00:24:06.480 navy

00:24:06.840 and

00:24:07.060 nuclear

00:24:07.400 sites

00:24:08.000 hit by

00:24:08.720 US

00:24:09.000 Israeli

00:24:09.320 strikes

00:24:09.820 ok

00:24:11.120 yep

00:24:11.580 here's a

00:24:13.560 story that's

00:24:13.980 not

00:24:14.340 Iran

00:24:15.040 real quick

00:24:15.760 Mahmood

00:24:16.620 the home

00:24:17.180 secretary

00:24:17.680 is set

00:24:22.000 to curb

00:24:22.480 to set

00:24:24.060 out curbs

00:24:24.680 to asylum

00:24:25.180 seeker

00:24:25.500 support

00:24:25.880 the home

00:24:26.860 secretary

00:24:27.200 will

00:24:27.700 say in a

00:24:28.600 speech

00:24:28.940 the move

00:24:29.500 is required

00:24:29.900 to restore

00:24:30.360 trust

00:24:30.800 to the

00:24:31.180 asylum

00:24:31.560 system

00:24:32.060 have any

00:24:33.980 trust in

00:24:34.460 it

00:24:34.760 again it's

00:24:35.440 tinkering

00:24:35.700 around the

00:24:36.040 edges

00:24:36.240 what it

00:24:36.540 is

00:24:36.700 is

00:24:36.900 not

00:24:37.520 addressing

00:24:37.980 the actual

00:24:39.740 problem

00:24:40.180 ie

00:24:40.600 you've let

00:24:41.500 millions of

00:24:42.080 people in

00:24:42.520 here

00:24:42.700 which shouldn't

00:24:43.360 by rights

00:24:44.140 should never

00:24:44.540 have been

00:24:44.760 here in the

00:24:45.080 first place

00:24:45.500 and there's

00:24:46.800 and there's

00:24:46.820 no talk of

00:24:47.480 remigration

00:24:48.040 mass

00:24:48.960 remigration

00:24:49.680 mass

00:24:51.460 remigration

00:24:52.060 millions

00:24:52.500 must go

00:24:53.160 home

00:24:54.740 secretary

00:24:55.080 shabana

00:24:55.500 Mahmood

00:24:55.880 is set

00:24:56.520 to detail

00:24:56.980 new policy

00:24:57.720 that will

00:24:58.260 see asylum

00:24:58.720 seekers who

00:24:59.220 break the

00:24:59.640 law

00:24:59.880 well

00:25:01.800 every small

00:25:02.920 boat person

00:25:03.380 has broken

00:25:03.680 the law

00:25:03.960 by definition

00:25:04.540 but those

00:25:05.340 that break

00:25:05.700 the law

00:25:06.140 or work

00:25:06.860 illegally

00:25:07.340 being thrown

00:25:09.540 out of

00:25:09.920 government

00:25:10.220 funded

00:25:10.600 accommodation

00:25:11.880 and losing

00:25:12.560 their support

00:25:13.060 payments

00:25:13.540 well that's

00:25:15.920 not good

00:25:16.140 enough

00:25:16.240 well you

00:25:16.420 just make

00:25:16.720 them

00:25:16.860 homeless

00:25:17.240 then

00:25:17.620 I don't

00:25:19.140 want them

00:25:19.460 to just

00:25:19.780 be homeless

00:25:20.240 I want

00:25:20.540 them to

00:25:20.780 go back

00:25:21.200 to their

00:25:21.480 countries

00:25:21.740 of origin

00:25:22.240 that's

00:25:26.460 not good

00:25:26.780 enough

00:25:27.180 still no

00:25:28.420 talk of

00:25:28.880 a cap

00:25:29.280 on

00:25:29.440 migration

00:25:29.920 no talk

00:25:30.940 of a

00:25:31.460 concerted

00:25:32.740 mass

00:25:32.980 remigration

00:25:33.500 program

00:25:34.000 no

00:25:34.620 no

00:25:35.800 well just

00:25:36.660 those that

00:25:37.100 break the

00:25:37.540 law

00:25:37.780 will take

00:25:38.260 away

00:25:38.540 their

00:25:38.800 money

00:25:41.880 hell

00:25:44.900 bent

00:25:45.100 on

00:25:45.260 destroying

00:25:45.580 our

00:25:45.760 society

00:25:46.140 aren't

00:25:46.340 they

00:25:46.920 alright

00:25:53.260 let's

00:25:54.660 have a

00:25:54.840 look

00:25:54.960 what else

00:25:55.260 have

00:25:55.360 we

00:25:55.460 got

00:25:55.700 oh

00:26:00.280 China

00:26:00.620 sets

00:26:00.900 lowest

00:26:01.200 economic

00:26:01.700 growth

00:26:02.060 target

00:26:02.380 since

00:26:02.620 1991

00:26:03.300 yeah

00:26:04.240 their

00:26:04.440 giant

00:26:04.920 growth

00:26:05.440 has

00:26:05.780 shrunk

00:26:06.080 a tiny

00:26:06.660 bit

00:26:06.940 still

00:26:08.960 growing

00:26:09.320 massively

00:26:09.800 much

00:26:10.080 more

00:26:10.240 than

00:26:10.400 our

00:26:10.680 countries

00:26:11.020 or

00:26:11.140 anything

00:26:11.360 but

00:26:12.520 a tiny

00:26:13.380 bit

00:26:13.660 slower

00:26:13.960 than

00:26:14.160 they

00:26:14.320 thought

00:26:14.540 it

00:26:14.700 would

00:26:14.940 but

00:26:16.240 still

00:26:16.480 the

00:26:18.200 lowest

00:26:18.420 growth

00:26:18.720 since

00:26:18.960 1991

00:26:19.440 that's

00:26:19.860 not

00:26:20.080 nothing

00:26:20.460 is

00:26:20.660 it

00:26:20.920 it's

00:26:22.000 not

00:26:22.120 nothing

00:26:22.400 spring

00:26:25.540 sunshine

00:26:26.000 means

00:26:26.460 parts

00:26:26.740 of

00:26:26.860 parts

00:26:27.240 of

00:26:27.380 the

00:26:27.500 UK

00:26:27.920 to

00:26:28.580 basking

00:26:29.100 temperatures

00:26:29.560 of

00:26:29.740 19

00:26:30.400 degrees

00:26:31.180 a

00:26:32.860 balmy

00:26:33.520 19

00:26:34.200 apparently

00:26:35.580 today

00:26:35.780 is supposed

00:26:36.020 to be

00:26:36.180 the

00:26:36.300 nicest

00:26:36.480 day

00:26:36.820 so far

00:26:37.560 this

00:26:37.720 year

00:26:37.980 looking

00:26:38.900 forward

00:26:39.120 to

00:26:39.240 that

00:26:39.480 when

00:26:39.880 the

00:26:40.040 sun

00:26:40.260 actually

00:26:40.760 affords you

00:26:41.300 some

00:26:41.460 warmth

00:26:41.820 different

00:26:42.940 people around

00:26:43.360 the world

00:26:43.580 will be

00:26:43.760 watching this

00:26:44.140 from different

00:26:44.440 places

00:26:44.800 right

00:26:45.100 maybe baking

00:26:46.400 where you are

00:26:46.940 already

00:26:47.300 might be in

00:26:49.780 Austin Texas

00:26:50.540 it'll be 29

00:26:51.940 degrees today

00:26:52.680 in Austin

00:26:53.160 19 degrees

00:26:56.520 in the UK

00:26:58.300 in the UK

00:26:58.360 at the beginning

00:26:59.220 of March

00:26:59.560 I'll take

00:26:59.900 it

00:27:00.120 I'll take

00:27:01.160 it

00:27:01.500 alright

00:27:03.780 there was

00:27:04.120 an interesting

00:27:04.500 story on

00:27:04.980 the ITV

00:27:05.560 news

00:27:06.400 look

00:27:07.500 there was

00:27:07.760 a picture

00:27:08.080 of that

00:27:08.300 kid

00:27:08.700 in rural

00:27:10.420 Syria

00:27:10.800 if I was

00:27:11.780 that kid's

00:27:12.140 dad or

00:27:12.480 whatever

00:27:12.740 or even

00:27:13.880 his older

00:27:14.180 brother

00:27:14.480 I'd be

00:27:14.840 like

00:27:15.040 stop

00:27:15.740 mucking

00:27:15.980 about 0.69

00:27:16.300 get off

00:27:16.840 of that

00:27:17.140 are you

00:27:17.840 kidding

00:27:18.020 me

00:27:18.440 bro

00:27:20.980 don't do

00:27:22.900 that

00:27:23.240 I mean

00:27:25.040 it almost

00:27:25.300 certainly

00:27:25.480 would have

00:27:25.760 gone off

00:27:26.020 by now

00:27:26.380 well no

00:27:26.780 not necessarily

00:27:27.220 that's not

00:27:27.540 how munitions

00:27:27.980 work is it

00:27:28.440 just

00:27:28.800 that's not

00:27:29.280 a great

00:27:29.540 idea

00:27:29.860 kid

00:27:30.240 okay

00:27:34.620 alright

00:27:35.060 crazy picture

00:27:36.160 though

00:27:36.340 nonetheless

00:27:36.640 right

00:27:37.100 so

00:27:40.280 where's

00:27:40.640 the story

00:27:41.540 there was

00:27:42.280 a story

00:27:42.780 about

00:27:43.140 the boots

00:27:43.600 on the

00:27:43.920 ground

00:27:44.360 already

00:27:47.200 the

00:27:47.600 thumbnails

00:27:48.660 have

00:27:49.040 moved

00:27:49.520 around

00:27:49.820 a bit

00:27:50.100 oh look

00:27:50.400 there's

00:27:50.600 the Mr

00:27:50.860 Potato

00:27:51.220 head

00:27:51.580 there

00:27:51.960 potentially

00:27:54.040 an arch

00:27:55.060 traitor 0.96

00:27:55.540 there 0.97

00:28:00.260 definitely

00:28:00.560 was a

00:28:01.100 story

00:28:01.420 about

00:28:01.840 the

00:28:02.320 boots

00:28:02.560 on

00:28:02.720 the

00:28:02.800 ground

00:28:03.000 maybe

00:28:03.220 I

00:28:03.340 can

00:28:03.440 just

00:28:03.620 paraphrase

00:28:04.220 it

00:28:04.360 for

00:28:04.560 you

00:28:04.860 the

00:28:06.720 Kurds 0.99

00:28:07.180 basically

00:28:07.600 he was

00:28:07.840 talking

00:28:08.040 about

00:28:08.280 the

00:28:08.440 Kurds 0.99

00:28:10.340 the

00:28:11.300 about

00:28:14.720 one in

00:28:15.240 nine

00:28:15.520 people

00:28:16.000 in

00:28:16.220 Iran

00:28:16.540 are

00:28:16.960 Kurdish

00:28:17.680 there's

00:28:19.260 about

00:28:19.460 90

00:28:19.940 plus

00:28:20.360 million

00:28:20.640 people

00:28:21.120 in

00:28:21.740 Iran

00:28:22.100 and

00:28:22.800 apparently

00:28:23.100 about

00:28:23.440 10

00:28:24.020 million

00:28:24.280 of

00:28:24.500 them

00:28:24.640 are

00:28:24.800 Kurdish

00:28:25.380 particularly

00:28:26.520 in the

00:28:26.800 north and

00:28:27.120 west

00:28:27.360 part of

00:28:27.900 Iran

00:28:28.220 and

00:28:30.680 some

00:28:31.720 reports

00:28:32.040 were saying

00:28:32.480 that

00:28:33.060 ever since

00:28:33.680 the

00:28:34.400 attacks

00:28:34.860 last year

00:28:35.860 was last

00:28:36.520 summer

00:28:36.880 wasn't

00:28:37.160 it

00:28:37.740 when

00:28:39.560 Hexith

00:28:41.700 and Trump

00:28:42.240 did those

00:28:43.180 precision

00:28:43.660 massive

00:28:45.100 blasts

00:28:46.280 through the

00:28:46.980 bunkers 0.99

00:28:47.520 into the

00:28:48.140 Iranian

00:28:48.580 nuclear

00:28:50.300 facilities

00:28:50.960 ever since

00:28:51.880 then

00:28:52.120 apparently

00:28:52.540 the CIA

00:28:53.400 and others

00:28:54.320 have been

00:28:54.660 working on

00:28:55.460 getting arms

00:28:57.280 to and

00:28:58.140 equipping and

00:28:58.940 training

00:28:59.360 Kurds 0.99

00:29:01.740 more

00:29:02.100 sort of

00:29:02.440 Iraqi

00:29:02.780 Kurds 0.99

00:29:03.240 northern

00:29:03.560 Iraqi

00:29:04.140 Kurds 0.99

00:29:04.860 so that if

00:29:06.000 and when

00:29:06.420 they need

00:29:06.900 any sort of

00:29:07.420 boots on the

00:29:07.900 ground

00:29:08.080 incursion

00:29:08.660 into Iran

00:29:09.240 itself

00:29:09.620 to help

00:29:10.660 the people

00:29:11.320 in their

00:29:11.940 uprising

00:29:12.360 in some

00:29:12.840 way

00:29:13.060 it might

00:29:14.560 be them

00:29:14.900 it may

00:29:15.460 well be

00:29:15.740 them

00:29:16.000 and

00:29:18.320 there's

00:29:19.480 now talk

00:29:19.880 of that

00:29:20.120 there's

00:29:20.300 now firm

00:29:20.720 talk

00:29:21.000 of that

00:29:22.360 there's

00:29:23.960 different

00:29:24.220 I'm sure

00:29:25.180 there was

00:29:25.760 a

00:29:26.100 oh there

00:29:27.040 we go

00:29:27.340 United States

00:29:28.500 seeking an

00:29:29.440 armed uprising

00:29:30.280 inside Iran

00:29:31.320 the United States

00:29:33.620 and Israel

00:29:34.020 are seeking to

00:29:34.660 foment an

00:29:35.260 armed uprising

00:29:35.940 inside Iran

00:29:36.720 using an

00:29:37.520 armed Kurdish

00:29:38.280 fighting force

00:29:39.000 which has been

00:29:39.900 built up since

00:29:40.640 the 12 day

00:29:41.140 war in

00:29:41.520 2025

00:29:41.960 okay

00:29:44.140 so that's

00:29:45.140 what ITV

00:29:45.640 news is

00:29:46.200 saying

00:29:46.420 is

00:29:46.620 that

00:29:47.080 Israel

00:29:48.240 and

00:29:48.760 the US

00:29:50.180 are sort

00:29:50.540 of

00:29:50.880 planning that

00:29:52.100 or would

00:29:52.500 like that

00:29:53.340 other news

00:29:54.060 agencies

00:29:54.440 are just

00:29:54.740 saying

00:29:54.920 it's

00:29:55.180 happening

00:29:55.500 a few

00:29:56.080 others

00:29:56.280 are just

00:29:56.520 saying

00:29:56.660 that's

00:29:56.880 already

00:29:57.180 actually

00:29:57.800 happening

00:29:58.260 let me

00:30:02.760 see if I

00:30:03.040 can find it

00:30:03.460 real quick

00:30:03.760 maybe it's

00:30:04.180 in the

00:30:04.440 mail

00:30:04.700 in the

00:30:06.640 mail

00:30:07.100 was it

00:30:08.280 yeah

00:30:10.880 ground invasion

00:30:12.060 launched

00:30:12.560 the mail

00:30:13.060 says

00:30:13.280 ground invasion

00:30:14.060 launched

00:30:14.520 against Iran 0.78

00:30:15.300 as thousands

00:30:15.820 of US

00:30:16.220 backed

00:30:16.580 Kurdish fighters

00:30:17.600 stormed

00:30:18.200 border

00:30:18.480 so the mail

00:30:19.960 was saying

00:30:20.620 it's actually

00:30:21.220 it's not just

00:30:22.920 a fiction

00:30:23.380 it's actually

00:30:24.840 happening

00:30:25.220 and that Iran

00:30:28.960 over the last

00:30:30.540 day or so

00:30:31.100 has launched

00:30:33.100 missiles at

00:30:33.900 them and

00:30:34.260 their bases

00:30:34.700 that they know

00:30:35.180 about inside

00:30:35.820 Iraq

00:30:36.260 or on the

00:30:36.940 border with

00:30:37.400 Iran-Iraq

00:30:38.260 interesting

00:30:41.120 goes back

00:30:41.660 to the

00:30:42.080 dawn of

00:30:42.520 civilisation

00:30:43.020 almost

00:30:43.580 warring

00:30:44.740 peoples

00:30:45.300 because even

00:30:46.960 in the

00:30:47.800 ancient world

00:30:48.480 even sort

00:30:48.940 of ancient

00:30:49.340 Assyrian

00:30:49.960 Sumerian

00:30:50.680 times

00:30:51.160 that mountain

00:30:52.240 range

00:30:52.880 where there's

00:30:54.580 the border

00:30:54.920 with Iran

00:30:55.520 and Iraq

00:30:55.920 today

00:30:56.380 the Gedrosian

00:30:57.600 mountains

00:30:57.940 isn't it

00:30:58.520 no the

00:30:59.220 Gedrosian 0.80

00:30:59.660 wastes

00:30:59.920 the

00:31:00.120 sorry the

00:31:02.500 mountains are

00:31:02.900 called

00:31:03.220 oh gosh

00:31:04.560 it's gone out

00:31:04.940 of my mind

00:31:05.220 I can't remember

00:31:05.620 I've talked

00:31:06.060 about it

00:31:06.320 loads

00:31:06.640 on epochs

00:31:09.840 even the

00:31:12.660 campaigns of

00:31:13.120 Alexander

00:31:13.540 but even

00:31:14.380 going back

00:31:14.680 to ancient

00:31:15.020 Assyrian

00:31:15.400 times

00:31:15.780 there was

00:31:16.220 that was

00:31:16.900 sort of

00:31:17.080 a natural

00:31:17.520 border

00:31:17.820 between

00:31:18.080 different

00:31:18.400 tribes

00:31:18.780 different

00:31:19.000 peoples

00:31:19.380 still to

00:31:20.240 this day

00:31:20.620 like today

00:31:21.700 there's still

00:31:22.820 fighting going

00:31:23.480 on in the

00:31:24.820 foothills of

00:31:25.320 around that

00:31:25.980 mountain

00:31:26.320 those mountains

00:31:27.040 all right

00:31:29.200 crazy

00:31:29.800 certain places

00:31:30.700 in the world

00:31:31.180 just always

00:31:32.260 conflict

00:31:32.800 crazy to me

00:31:35.700 incredible

00:31:36.380 but okay

00:31:37.100 the Daily Mail

00:31:37.660 says

00:31:37.820 ground invasion

00:31:38.680 launched against

00:31:39.260 Iran as

00:31:39.740 thousands of

00:31:40.220 US backed

00:31:40.720 Kurdish fighters

00:31:41.560 stormboarder

00:31:42.300 thousands of

00:31:43.080 Kurdish fighters

00:31:44.200 have launched a

00:31:45.460 ground invasion

00:31:46.000 in Iran

00:31:46.480 according to a

00:31:47.440 US official

00:31:48.000 the Kurdish

00:31:50.420 militias based

00:31:51.180 across the

00:31:51.560 border in

00:31:51.900 Iraq

00:31:52.240 began the

00:31:52.860 offensive in

00:31:53.740 northwestern Iraq

00:31:54.520 on Wednesday

00:31:55.040 President Donald

00:31:55.720 Trump on

00:31:56.160 Sunday night

00:31:56.700 spoke with the

00:31:57.580 heads of the

00:31:57.960 Kurdish militant

00:31:59.540 groups in Iraq

00:32:00.280 to discuss the

00:32:00.980 situation in

00:32:01.540 Iran

00:32:01.800 the CIA was

00:32:03.000 exploring plans

00:32:03.980 to arm the

00:32:04.700 Kurdish forces

00:32:05.280 with the aim of

00:32:06.040 sparking a

00:32:06.940 popular uprising

00:32:07.720 CNN reported

00:32:08.760 on Tuesday

00:32:09.300 the Kurdish

00:32:10.080 groups are

00:32:10.540 widely seen

00:32:11.200 as the most

00:32:11.980 well-organised

00:32:12.580 faction of the

00:32:13.400 fragmented

00:32:13.840 Iranian opposition

00:32:14.740 and are

00:32:15.420 believed to have

00:32:15.880 thousands of

00:32:16.440 battle-hardened

00:32:17.080 fighters

00:32:17.560 they've been

00:32:19.600 fighting ISIS

00:32:20.320 haven't they

00:32:20.740 in northern

00:32:21.400 Iraq

00:32:21.800 or even

00:32:22.220 central Iraq

00:32:22.760 and Syria

00:32:23.420 for years

00:32:24.500 and years

00:32:24.760 and years

00:32:25.160 they're not

00:32:29.280 exactly the

00:32:29.840 SAS are they

00:32:30.560 they're not

00:32:30.840 exactly

00:32:31.240 SEAL Team

00:32:31.920 6 or whatever

00:32:33.180 but still

00:32:34.340 it's probably

00:32:35.580 the best the

00:32:36.280 US can hope

00:32:36.880 for at this

00:32:38.040 point

00:32:38.380 their entry

00:32:41.400 into the

00:32:41.740 war could

00:32:42.400 pose a

00:32:43.080 significant

00:32:43.480 challenge

00:32:44.020 to the

00:32:44.600 besieged

00:32:45.000 authorities

00:32:45.520 in Tehran

00:32:46.280 and could

00:32:46.560 also risk

00:32:47.100 pulling Iraq 1.00

00:32:47.860 further into

00:32:48.360 the conflict

00:32:48.900 asked about

00:32:49.880 Kurdish

00:32:50.220 involvement

00:32:50.580 Defence

00:32:50.960 Secretary

00:32:51.340 Pete

00:32:51.620 Hegseth

00:32:52.040 told reporters

00:32:52.700 quote

00:32:53.160 none of

00:32:54.340 our

00:32:54.520 objectives

00:32:54.940 are

00:32:55.500 premised

00:32:55.940 on the

00:32:56.340 support

00:32:56.740 or the

00:32:57.660 arming

00:32:57.940 of any

00:32:58.360 particular

00:32:58.800 force

00:32:59.240 so

00:33:00.320 what

00:33:00.860 other

00:33:01.180 entities

00:33:01.640 may be

00:33:02.040 doing

00:33:02.340 we're

00:33:02.660 aware

00:33:02.940 of

00:33:03.240 but our

00:33:03.560 objectives

00:33:04.040 aren't

00:33:04.520 centred

00:33:04.880 on that

00:33:05.340 okay

00:33:06.120 well

00:33:06.560 hedging

00:33:06.980 is

00:33:07.140 bets

00:33:07.500 Hegseth

00:33:08.600 hedging

00:33:08.980 but

00:33:10.880 nonetheless

00:33:11.160 there's

00:33:12.800 a photograph

00:33:13.680 of Kurdish

00:33:14.780 men

00:33:15.040 with AKs 0.66

00:33:16.220 various

00:33:17.040 types

00:33:17.280 of weapons

00:33:17.700 but alright

00:33:19.800 so

00:33:21.640 could it

00:33:21.920 be

00:33:22.260 that

00:33:23.300 could it

00:33:26.080 be

00:33:26.300 that

00:33:26.920 the US

00:33:28.420 and Israel

00:33:29.120 take out

00:33:30.160 all the

00:33:30.480 big main

00:33:31.200 military

00:33:31.680 things

00:33:32.380 in Iran

00:33:32.940 but

00:33:33.800 there's

00:33:34.060 still

00:33:34.560 the Iranian

00:33:35.320 Revolutionary

00:33:36.000 Guard

00:33:36.160 and police

00:33:36.820 of various

00:33:37.300 types

00:33:37.740 on the

00:33:38.700 ground

00:33:38.940 in the

00:33:39.320 cities

00:33:39.760 that have

00:33:40.140 still got

00:33:40.760 guns

00:33:42.380 and ammo

00:33:42.940 and will

00:33:44.720 still just

00:33:45.140 fire indiscriminately

00:33:46.140 into crowds

00:33:47.020 and they're

00:33:48.300 extremely difficult

00:33:49.160 to take out

00:33:50.000 every last

00:33:50.560 manjack of

00:33:51.320 those

00:33:51.660 from the

00:33:52.140 sky

00:33:52.440 in order

00:33:54.800 to help

00:33:55.580 the Iranian

00:33:56.360 people

00:33:56.700 the average

00:33:57.180 Iranian

00:33:57.580 person

00:33:58.060 the average

00:33:58.680 Iranian

00:33:58.980 protester

00:33:59.640 you've got

00:34:01.940 handfuls

00:34:02.760 of these

00:34:03.140 guys

00:34:03.500 that do

00:34:05.500 in fact

00:34:06.020 engage

00:34:07.600 what's

00:34:08.460 left

00:34:08.780 of the

00:34:09.500 Revolutionary

00:34:10.520 Guard

00:34:10.760 and armed

00:34:11.340 police

00:34:11.660 units

00:34:12.120 in Iran

00:34:12.580 could that

00:34:14.640 work

00:34:14.920 would that

00:34:15.180 be enough

00:34:15.600 would that

00:34:16.860 be enough

00:34:17.320 maybe

00:34:22.300 maybe not

00:34:23.120 better than

00:34:23.800 nothing

00:34:24.100 wouldn't it

00:34:24.640 be

00:34:24.880 surely

00:34:25.740 well

00:34:28.320 we shall

00:34:30.360 see

00:34:30.580 I suppose

00:34:31.120 the express

00:34:33.560 this is a bit

00:34:34.040 of an odd

00:34:34.360 one

00:34:34.660 and I

00:34:36.260 probably

00:34:36.440 wouldn't put

00:34:36.780 this top

00:34:37.220 but alright

00:34:37.760 I'm Donald

00:34:39.180 Trump's

00:34:39.640 niece

00:34:39.960 he's attacked

00:34:41.160 Iran for 0.87

00:34:41.880 one reason

00:34:42.580 alone

00:34:43.100 you might

00:34:45.940 think it

00:34:46.200 might be

00:34:46.440 something like

00:34:46.920 cause he's

00:34:48.320 such a badass

00:34:49.020 or something

00:34:49.600 no she

00:34:50.000 hates him

00:34:50.480 the reason

00:34:51.640 is

00:34:52.100 she said

00:34:53.880 she hates

00:34:57.660 it

00:34:57.780 she really

00:34:58.060 hates him

00:34:58.400 the only

00:34:58.660 reason is

00:34:59.380 because

00:35:00.620 to cover up

00:35:01.800 to change

00:35:02.160 the subject

00:35:02.680 from Epstein

00:35:03.540 to change

00:35:03.880 the subject

00:35:04.220 from how 0.99

00:35:04.580 inept he 1.00

00:35:05.020 is as a

00:35:05.420 leader

00:35:05.600 in all

00:35:05.920 other ways

00:35:06.520 what did

00:35:09.940 she say

00:35:10.340 the one

00:35:11.800 reason is

00:35:13.020 to take

00:35:18.100 people's

00:35:18.520 attention

00:35:18.840 away

00:35:19.080 from what

00:35:19.420 a fraud 0.72

00:35:19.840 he is

00:35:20.360 alright

00:35:23.500 love

00:35:23.800 nice

00:35:26.000 loyalty

00:35:26.400 there

00:35:26.860 yeah

00:35:30.080 the one

00:35:30.800 reason is

00:35:31.420 that he's

00:35:32.180 in trouble

00:35:32.580 and he

00:35:32.940 knows it

00:35:33.380 this isn't

00:35:33.820 simply about

00:35:34.380 changing the

00:35:34.920 subject

00:35:35.240 this is

00:35:35.940 to keep

00:35:36.280 himself

00:35:36.660 and the

00:35:36.960 world

00:35:37.260 from knowing

00:35:38.100 what an 0.99

00:35:38.560 inept 1.00

00:35:38.920 depraved 0.97

00:35:39.700 compromised

00:35:40.500 fraud he

00:35:41.020 is

00:35:41.280 alright

00:35:43.140 love

00:35:43.460 that's

00:35:44.060 Donald

00:35:44.240 Trump's

00:35:44.540 niece

00:35:44.820 cheers

00:35:46.000 for that

00:35:46.480 cheers

00:35:47.420 a few

00:35:48.620 years ago

00:35:49.020 it was

00:35:49.340 during his

00:35:50.060 first term

00:35:50.800 in my

00:35:52.660 family

00:35:52.860 sometimes we

00:35:53.340 get joke

00:35:54.340 presents for

00:35:55.240 each other

00:35:55.840 like a

00:35:58.180 present you

00:35:58.580 definitely

00:35:58.920 wouldn't want

00:35:59.620 or something

00:36:00.060 deliberately

00:36:01.960 sending cards

00:36:03.220 that are like

00:36:03.640 the wrong

00:36:03.980 thing

00:36:04.360 like you

00:36:05.180 send a

00:36:05.460 happy

00:36:05.760 20th

00:36:06.240 anniversary

00:36:06.700 wedding

00:36:07.060 card

00:36:07.400 for

00:36:07.540 someone's

00:36:07.800 birthday

00:36:08.100 deliberately

00:36:08.480 anyway

00:36:09.860 someone got

00:36:11.020 me a

00:36:11.280 book

00:36:11.520 which was

00:36:12.180 written by

00:36:12.800 someone in

00:36:13.320 Donald Trump's

00:36:13.920 family

00:36:14.320 saying how

00:36:15.320 terrible 0.86

00:36:15.700 Trump was

00:36:16.140 they wrote a

00:36:16.480 whole book

00:36:16.800 about it

00:36:17.200 I think it

00:36:17.840 might have

00:36:18.040 been the

00:36:18.280 same

00:36:18.480 niece

00:36:18.780 I can't

00:36:19.080 remember

00:36:19.380 it might have

00:36:20.140 been the

00:36:20.360 same

00:36:20.520 niece

00:36:20.820 she wrote

00:36:22.040 a whole

00:36:22.280 book

00:36:22.600 saying

00:36:23.580 what a 1.00

00:36:24.200 dick 1.00

00:36:24.420 he was 0.94

00:36:24.940 that's

00:36:27.040 nice isn't

00:36:27.420 it

00:36:27.600 your own

00:36:28.480 family

00:36:28.880 well

00:36:30.600 alright

00:36:31.320 here's what

00:36:31.900 it is

00:36:32.220 the express

00:36:33.160 decides to

00:36:33.800 make that

00:36:34.100 their top

00:36:35.320 story on

00:36:35.880 their website

00:36:36.520 this morning

00:36:37.140 bit

00:36:39.360 tedious

00:36:39.720 isn't it

00:36:40.220 could talk

00:36:40.760 about

00:36:40.920 anything

00:36:41.260 you could

00:36:41.580 talk

00:36:41.680 about

00:36:41.820 anything

00:36:42.140 you run

00:36:42.840 that

00:36:43.140 as a

00:36:43.660 top

00:36:43.800 story

00:36:44.140 okay

00:36:47.360 should

00:36:47.560 say a

00:36:47.960 few words

00:36:48.260 about

00:36:48.440 the

00:36:48.620 markets

00:36:49.340 again

00:36:50.740 crude

00:36:51.220 is only

00:36:51.600 at like

00:36:51.880 $84

00:36:52.440 a barrel

00:36:53.420 when the

00:36:55.060 war started

00:36:55.520 it was

00:36:55.780 like

00:36:55.940 $78

00:36:56.340 $79

00:36:56.700 so

00:36:57.320 stock

00:37:00.420 markets

00:37:00.720 in the

00:37:01.200 far east

00:37:01.900 even

00:37:02.600 equities

00:37:03.040 have rebounded

00:37:03.800 a bit

00:37:04.160 there's

00:37:05.140 no

00:37:05.300 giant

00:37:05.800 there's

00:37:06.620 no

00:37:06.800 giant

00:37:07.320 economic

00:37:08.300 collapse

00:37:09.320 oh yeah

00:37:11.060 here we go

00:37:11.660 the express

00:37:12.100 talk about

00:37:12.560 the ground

00:37:13.060 war as

00:37:13.420 well

00:37:13.580 first shots

00:37:14.420 of Iran

00:37:15.320 ground war

00:37:15.980 fired as

00:37:16.540 Tehran hits

00:37:17.160 back at

00:37:17.560 CIA backed

00:37:18.440 Kurdish bases

00:37:19.700 so yeah

00:37:20.820 the Iranians

00:37:21.580 see it

00:37:22.040 happening

00:37:22.720 trying to

00:37:23.480 attack

00:37:23.840 them 0.88

00:37:24.920 Iran forces

00:37:29.880 have hit

00:37:30.440 Kurdish

00:37:30.860 armed group

00:37:31.380 headquarters

00:37:31.920 across the

00:37:32.440 border

00:37:32.620 in Iraq

00:37:33.080 Iran's 0.89

00:37:33.520 press

00:37:33.720 Iran's 0.89

00:37:35.240 press

00:37:36.040 TV

00:37:36.440 reported

00:37:36.980 yesterday

00:37:37.600 well

00:37:39.000 there you

00:37:39.300 go

00:37:39.800 will it

00:37:44.620 be enough

00:37:45.080 who knows

00:37:47.820 they might

00:37:48.180 be more

00:37:48.540 successful

00:37:49.080 in sort

00:37:50.960 of

00:37:51.140 hearts

00:37:51.760 and minds

00:37:52.580 sense

00:37:55.160 than

00:37:56.360 the US

00:37:57.980 marines

00:37:58.460 maybe

00:37:59.360 right

00:38:00.580 if you

00:38:02.320 were

00:38:02.620 either

00:38:03.840 Kurdish

00:38:04.320 yourself

00:38:04.680 in Iran

00:38:05.340 or

00:38:06.100 or

00:38:08.560 Arab

00:38:09.640 or even

00:38:10.940 Persian

00:38:11.260 I suppose

00:38:11.620 I don't

00:38:11.840 really know

00:38:12.280 but you

00:38:14.020 much

00:38:14.420 you

00:38:15.000 probably

00:38:15.580 almost

00:38:15.900 certainly

00:38:16.180 much

00:38:16.420 prefer to

00:38:16.900 be

00:38:17.540 quote unquote

00:38:18.160 liberated

00:38:18.760 by Kurds

00:38:20.600 than by

00:38:21.720 the IDF

00:38:22.940 or the

00:38:23.280 marines

00:38:23.800 the US

00:38:24.340 marines

00:38:24.580 wouldn't you

00:38:25.000 surely

00:38:26.100 probably

00:38:26.700 probably

00:38:26.760 probably

00:38:27.840 probably a lot

00:38:28.520 of people

00:38:28.780 inside Iran

00:38:29.540 actual Persians

00:38:30.280 that might

00:38:30.700 or some

00:38:31.540 that do

00:38:31.900 hate the

00:38:32.980 Kurds 0.99

00:38:33.540 though as

00:38:34.040 well

00:38:34.280 so

00:38:34.980 it's a

00:38:36.800 melting pot

00:38:37.480 there's all

00:38:38.440 sorts of

00:38:39.020 tensions

00:38:39.900 there

00:38:41.900 you know

00:38:47.920 if you

00:38:48.140 use

00:38:48.260 full blown

00:38:48.980 heartland

00:38:49.980 ultra

00:38:51.120 to the

00:38:51.620 core

00:38:52.080 Persian

00:38:53.160 you might

00:38:55.240 not like

00:38:55.900 that Kurds 1.00

00:38:56.640 are liberating

00:38:57.260 you

00:38:57.600 alright

00:39:00.020 well

00:39:00.400 there we

00:39:03.540 go

00:39:03.780 it's not a

00:39:04.220 homogenous

00:39:04.680 part of the

00:39:05.300 world

00:39:05.540 is it

00:39:06.060 Harry

00:39:06.640 Maguire

00:39:07.180 that's

00:39:09.300 the top

00:39:09.520 story on

00:39:09.900 the sun

00:39:10.120 Harry

00:39:10.320 Maguire

00:39:10.640 they've

00:39:11.460 decided

00:39:11.740 this morning

00:39:12.280 this is

00:39:13.220 horrible

00:39:13.500 this weird

00:39:14.240 horrible 0.92

00:39:14.600 dude

00:39:14.900 just

00:39:15.160 headbutts

00:39:15.620 this 0.98

00:39:15.800 woman 0.99

00:39:16.100 in a pub

00:39:17.580 bang

00:39:18.280 horrible

00:39:19.380 horrible

00:39:21.060 that sort 0.78

00:39:21.660 of person

00:39:21.940 in Bo's

00:39:22.280 Britain

00:39:22.540 that sort

00:39:23.360 of person

00:39:23.640 would suffer

00:39:24.120 for that

00:39:24.580 I put them

00:39:26.600 in the

00:39:26.840 pillory

00:39:27.320 they would

00:39:28.940 physically

00:39:29.400 suffer

00:39:29.840 that would

00:39:31.200 be

00:39:31.440 what that

00:39:31.940 person

00:39:32.740 deserves

00:39:33.220 isn't it

00:39:33.960 not just

00:39:35.140 a slap

00:39:35.480 on the wrist

00:39:35.980 or even

00:39:36.380 a small

00:39:36.880 custodial

00:39:37.480 sentence

00:39:38.000 should

00:39:39.080 physically

00:39:39.520 suffer

00:39:39.820 for that

00:39:40.160 horrible

00:39:40.580 this guy 0.89

00:39:41.660 this is

00:39:42.040 just a

00:39:42.280 photo

00:39:42.520 fit

00:39:42.780 but

00:39:43.020 one

00:39:43.580 woman 0.99

00:39:43.780 in

00:39:43.960 Manchester

00:39:44.340 was 0.99

00:39:44.540 raped 0.97

00:39:44.740 by the 0.91

00:39:45.080 same

00:39:45.400 guy

00:39:45.780 twice

00:39:49.300 sorry

00:39:49.620 twice

00:39:50.080 so

00:39:50.360 in the

00:39:51.000 space

00:39:51.180 of

00:39:51.300 four

00:39:51.460 months

00:39:51.800 she got 0.98

00:39:52.620 raped 0.99

00:39:52.820 they

00:39:52.980 didn't

00:39:53.180 catch

00:39:53.480 him

00:39:53.680 and

00:39:54.040 then

00:39:54.140 the

00:39:54.300 same

00:39:54.580 guy

00:39:54.800 did

00:39:54.980 it

00:39:55.100 to

00:39:55.200 her

00:39:55.280 again

00:39:55.580 a few

00:39:56.900 months

00:39:57.100 later

00:39:57.480 that's

00:39:58.940 a photo

00:39:59.300 fit

00:39:59.600 of the

00:39:59.860 gentleman

00:40:00.400 responsible

00:40:01.340 what have

00:40:04.120 they done

00:40:04.440 to our

00:40:04.720 country

00:40:05.080 what have

00:40:06.840 they done

00:40:07.260 another

00:40:11.980 story

00:40:12.320 knife

00:40:12.720 horror

00:40:13.040 right

00:40:13.540 yeah

00:40:13.800 yeah

00:40:14.300 knife

00:40:14.680 horror

00:40:14.880 yeah

00:40:15.240 yeah

00:40:16.520 yeah

00:40:17.140 Jeff

00:40:19.260 Epstein

00:40:19.700 apparently

00:40:20.180 wanted to

00:40:20.760 get Paul

00:40:21.260 Burrell

00:40:21.680 to train

00:40:22.600 his

00:40:22.880 servants

00:40:23.360 good

00:40:24.280 story

00:40:24.800 Katie

00:40:28.100 Lamb

00:40:28.360 actually

00:40:28.620 talking

00:40:28.980 about

00:40:29.300 the

00:40:29.560 the

00:40:30.660 Pakistani 1.00

00:40:31.180 rape 1.00

00:40:31.740 gangs 0.95

00:40:32.140 that's

00:40:33.260 what it

00:40:33.440 is

00:40:33.540 don't get

00:40:33.820 out of

00:40:33.960 your

00:40:34.060 pram

00:40:34.300 I've

00:40:34.500 described

00:40:34.780 it

00:40:34.900 that way

00:40:35.220 that's

00:40:35.880 what it

00:40:36.120 is

00:40:36.820 for

00:40:37.260 decades

00:40:37.640 thousands

00:40:38.000 of

00:40:38.220 children

00:40:38.580 across

00:40:39.100 dozens

00:40:39.420 of

00:40:39.620 towns

00:40:39.940 were

00:40:40.180 groomed

00:40:40.620 trafficked

00:40:41.120 and 1.00

00:40:41.560 raped 0.96

00:40:41.760 by 0.97

00:40:41.960 gangs

00:40:42.260 of

00:40:42.420 men

00:40:42.640 most

00:40:43.220 of

00:40:43.380 whom

00:40:43.620 were

00:40:44.060 Pakistani

00:40:44.640 Muslims

00:40:45.220 not

00:40:47.080 my

00:40:47.240 words

00:40:47.500 that's

00:40:47.740 the

00:40:47.880 sun

00:40:48.140 there

00:40:53.840 you

00:40:53.980 go

00:40:54.280 Jess

00:41:00.820 Phillips

00:41:01.060 just

00:41:01.220 wants

00:41:01.440 to

00:41:01.940 make

00:41:02.120 the

00:41:02.240 inquiry

00:41:02.540 just

00:41:02.940 a

00:41:03.120 general

00:41:03.500 purpose

00:41:03.940 sex

00:41:05.380 crime

00:41:05.680 though

00:41:05.940 white

00:41:08.760 people

00:41:09.080 also

00:41:09.380 do 0.98

00:41:09.600 sex

00:41:09.860 crime

00:41:10.100 this

00:41:14.080 is

00:41:14.200 a

00:41:14.340 foreign

00:41:14.620 imported

00:41:15.160 thing

00:41:15.680 which

00:41:16.160 should

00:41:16.340 never

00:41:16.560 have

00:41:16.780 happened

00:41:17.260 though

00:41:17.760 do

00:41:18.340 you

00:41:18.380 not

00:41:18.500 understand

00:41:19.040 that

00:41:19.460 Owen

00:41:21.440 Jones

00:41:21.740 until

00:41:21.960 relatively

00:41:22.400 recently

00:41:22.820 saying

00:41:23.140 it's

00:41:23.320 all

00:41:23.460 a lie

00:41:23.820 conspiracy

00:41:24.500 it's

00:41:24.740 not

00:41:24.860 true

00:41:25.100 let's

00:41:26.000 just

00:41:26.180 neo-nazis

00:41:26.880 say that

00:41:27.300 as a

00:41:27.540 talking

00:41:27.760 point

00:41:28.080 it's

00:41:28.380 just

00:41:28.520 the

00:41:28.640 far

00:41:28.960 right

00:41:29.360 is

00:41:32.680 it

00:41:32.880 a

00:41:38.580 crime

00:41:39.200 of

00:41:39.520 unparalleled

00:41:40.920 severity

00:41:42.560 those

00:41:45.700 responsible

00:41:46.200 for it

00:41:46.880 should

00:41:47.680 be able

00:41:47.780 to pay

00:41:48.120 should

00:41:49.020 should

00:41:49.320 pay

00:41:49.920 for what

00:41:51.400 they've

00:41:51.560 done

00:41:51.800 largely

00:41:55.040 in

00:41:56.200 labour

00:41:56.500 run

00:41:56.820 areas

00:41:57.420 okay

00:42:02.140 little clip

00:42:05.000 this guy

00:42:05.400 nearly got

00:42:05.760 chopped in

00:42:06.120 half

00:42:06.260 don't worry

00:42:06.620 he doesn't

00:42:07.760 oh

00:42:08.340 nearly got

00:42:11.440 chopped in

00:42:11.740 half

00:42:11.900 long ways

00:42:12.320 by the

00:42:12.640 elevator

00:42:13.020 that's a

00:42:14.020 close call

00:42:16.620 okay

00:42:18.600 more slop

00:42:19.280 from the

00:42:19.580 sun

00:42:19.780 but

00:42:20.020 alright

00:42:20.360 let's

00:42:20.620 have a

00:42:20.800 look

00:42:20.900 let's

00:42:21.060 jump

00:42:21.200 across

00:42:21.380 the pond

00:42:21.700 shall we

00:42:22.220 the New York

00:42:25.160 slimes

00:42:25.640 as you can

00:42:26.260 imagine

00:42:26.500 goes with

00:42:26.940 all things

00:42:27.520 Iran

00:42:27.900 and Trump

00:42:28.260 Trump

00:42:28.980 follows his

00:42:29.560 gut

00:42:29.880 his national

00:42:30.500 security

00:42:30.940 advisers

00:42:31.400 try to

00:42:31.820 keep up

00:42:32.500 well yeah

00:42:33.820 the president

00:42:34.160 sets policy

00:42:34.900 this idea

00:42:36.600 that

00:42:36.960 like

00:42:38.640 national

00:42:39.580 security

00:42:40.080 advisers

00:42:40.520 like they

00:42:40.920 run

00:42:41.380 foreign

00:42:42.320 policy

00:42:42.820 and military

00:42:43.660 matters

00:42:44.060 and stuff

00:42:44.520 well if you've

00:42:47.360 got a really

00:42:47.800 weak president

00:42:48.380 if you've got

00:42:48.680 someone like

00:42:49.140 doddery old 0.55

00:42:50.260 watery eyed

00:42:51.180 Joe Biden

00:42:52.060 who doesn't

00:42:52.380 really know

00:42:52.700 where he is

00:42:53.080 or what's

00:42:53.320 going on

00:42:53.820 then okay

00:42:55.080 maybe

00:42:55.440 but if you've

00:42:56.100 got a proper

00:42:56.560 president

00:42:57.000 then no

00:42:58.140 they just do

00:42:58.660 whatever the

00:42:59.120 president wants

00:42:59.720 and says

00:43:00.100 he's the

00:43:01.240 decider

00:43:01.740 all national

00:43:03.880 security

00:43:04.260 advisers

00:43:04.660 try to

00:43:05.060 keep up

00:43:05.380 yeah

00:43:05.500 well that's

00:43:05.780 their job

00:43:06.080 yeah

00:43:06.600 as we

00:43:08.060 looked earlier

00:43:08.620 senate republicans

00:43:09.600 block limits

00:43:10.640 to president's

00:43:11.700 war powers

00:43:12.240 okay

00:43:12.820 still won't

00:43:14.920 shut up the 0.62

00:43:15.440 mainstream media

00:43:16.000 from saying

00:43:16.340 it's illegal

00:43:16.860 it's illegal

00:43:17.440 how every

00:43:20.060 senator voted

00:43:20.720 on the

00:43:21.140 Iran war

00:43:21.880 powers

00:43:22.360 resolution

00:43:22.880 Iran TV

00:43:23.620 and social

00:43:24.080 media

00:43:24.440 project

00:43:24.920 defiant

00:43:25.480 and distorted

00:43:26.040 view of

00:43:26.540 war

00:43:26.860 yeah they

00:43:29.100 probably do

00:43:29.520 but as if

00:43:30.020 the New York

00:43:30.380 Times doesn't 0.87

00:43:30.940 as well

00:43:31.240 though

00:43:31.440 sorry

00:43:33.040 the New York

00:43:33.660 Times accusing

00:43:34.380 others of

00:43:35.300 a distorted

00:43:36.500 view of

00:43:37.080 anything

00:43:37.460 that's rich

00:43:39.400 isn't it

00:43:40.120 that's rich

00:43:41.760 okay

00:43:43.120 oh look

00:43:43.580 the pro-american

00:43:44.980 Kurdish forces

00:43:45.760 are preparing

00:43:46.640 possible Iran

00:43:47.580 incursion

00:43:48.060 so the news

00:43:48.940 is a bit split

00:43:49.400 are they thinking

00:43:50.060 about it

00:43:50.380 are they preparing

00:43:50.920 are they going

00:43:51.680 to do it

00:43:52.000 or has it

00:43:52.520 already happened

00:43:53.120 has it already

00:43:54.020 started

00:43:54.540 okay the

00:43:57.500 Washington Post

00:43:58.380 violence

00:44:00.200 forges

00:44:00.740 a new

00:44:01.120 Middle East

00:44:01.640 yeah

00:44:02.620 Hamas's 0.99

00:44:04.300 October 7th

00:44:05.440 attack

00:44:05.900 launched a

00:44:06.700 historic

00:44:07.140 reordering

00:44:07.820 well it's

00:44:08.220 true to say

00:44:08.700 isn't it

00:44:09.360 whether you like

00:44:10.600 it or not

00:44:10.980 just that

00:44:11.920 is true 0.89

00:44:12.320 with Israel's 0.76

00:44:14.880 other main

00:44:15.380 forces

00:44:15.860 other main

00:44:16.420 foes

00:44:16.860 mostly crushed

00:44:17.640 the US

00:44:18.340 Israeli war

00:44:19.020 on Iran

00:44:19.500 is unfolding

00:44:20.280 in ways

00:44:20.860 that would

00:44:21.560 have been

00:44:21.980 unimaginable

00:44:22.760 unimaginable

00:44:23.660 a few years

00:44:24.500 ago

00:44:24.760 again

00:44:25.280 true isn't

00:44:25.980 it

00:44:26.600 would have been

00:44:27.780 unimaginable

00:44:28.520 like two years

00:44:30.400 ago or whatever

00:44:30.920 basically

00:44:33.160 oh the Aussies 1.00

00:44:34.080 how good

00:44:35.020 we've had a

00:44:35.440 quick look

00:44:35.860 they've got

00:44:38.260 a much

00:44:39.580 same as usual

00:44:40.040 quick look

00:44:40.480 at the

00:44:40.740 Ruskies 0.99

00:44:41.140 shall we

00:44:41.500 there's nothing

00:44:42.380 in China

00:44:42.860 as usual

00:44:43.820 of note

00:44:46.480 of real

00:44:46.980 like real

00:44:47.580 news

00:44:48.000 alright

00:44:49.300 the Ruskies

00:44:50.160 Iranian forces

00:44:52.880 launched missile

00:44:53.540 strike on

00:44:54.100 anti-Iranian

00:44:54.820 groups in

00:44:55.380 Iraqi

00:44:55.960 Kurdistan

00:44:56.640 okay so

00:44:57.600 that's

00:44:58.020 that's

00:44:58.380 becoming

00:44:58.700 the news

00:44:59.180 now

00:44:59.500 even last

00:45:01.220 night

00:45:01.540 that wasn't

00:45:02.700 so much

00:45:03.220 the news

00:45:03.800 but this

00:45:04.320 morning

00:45:04.580 now it

00:45:04.980 is

00:45:05.300 so

00:45:05.740 looks like

00:45:06.840 that's

00:45:07.820 kicking off

00:45:08.740 Kurdistan

00:45:09.860 Democratic

00:45:10.520 Party

00:45:11.180 denies

00:45:11.780 reports

00:45:12.420 of

00:45:12.620 offensive

00:45:12.960 in Iran

00:45:13.500 so the Ruskies

00:45:15.060 is saying

00:45:15.360 it's not

00:45:16.140 happening

00:45:16.480 or at least

00:45:16.940 not

00:45:17.140 this moment

00:45:17.800 who do you

00:45:19.560 believe more

00:45:19.960 TASS

00:45:20.520 coming out

00:45:21.100 of Russia

00:45:21.540 or the

00:45:22.360 mail group

00:45:22.940 neither are

00:45:25.420 very trustworthy

00:45:26.080 ultimately

00:45:26.840 are they

00:45:27.300 can't rely

00:45:29.360 on it

00:45:29.860 but your life

00:45:30.560 on anything

00:45:30.960 they say

00:45:31.420 right

00:45:31.800 Iranian forces

00:45:33.900 claim responsibility

00:45:34.660 for attack

00:45:35.420 on Ben-Gurion

00:45:36.280 airport

00:45:36.720 obviously that'll

00:45:39.100 be in Israel 0.60

00:45:39.640 David Ben-Gurion

00:45:41.300 their first

00:45:43.180 Prime Minister

00:45:43.620 wasn't it

00:45:44.140 or President

00:45:44.560 alright

00:45:45.940 we're getting

00:45:46.620 towards the end

00:45:48.000 of the hour

00:45:48.700 shall we have a

00:45:49.580 quick look

00:45:50.060 at

00:45:50.260 because I'd like

00:45:51.160 to finish

00:45:51.500 round nine

00:45:52.020 if possible

00:45:52.420 shall we have

00:45:53.280 a quick look

00:45:53.840 at

00:45:54.020 on this day

00:45:54.500 in history

00:45:54.780 a quick five

00:45:55.220 minutes

00:45:55.500 on this day

00:45:56.160 in history

00:45:56.500 you seem to

00:45:57.660 like that

00:45:57.960 segment

00:45:58.260 I like it

00:45:59.020 alright

00:45:59.420 so on the

00:46:00.060 5th of March

00:46:00.740 through the

00:46:01.140 centuries

00:46:01.540 what happened

00:46:03.400 let's have a

00:46:03.980 quick look

00:46:04.400 okay

00:46:05.020 on this day

00:46:05.880 in the year

00:46:06.460 363 AD

00:46:07.540 it would be

00:46:08.240 the Emperor

00:46:09.160 Julian

00:46:09.800 moves from

00:46:10.600 Antioch

00:46:11.020 that would be

00:46:11.520 Julian the

00:46:12.240 Apostate

00:46:12.780 the Julian

00:46:14.940 Apostate

00:46:15.500 moves from

00:46:17.820 Antioch

00:46:18.500 with it

00:46:19.120 moves east

00:46:19.680 with an army

00:46:20.440 of 90,000

00:46:21.260 to attack

00:46:21.860 the Sassanid

00:46:22.540 Empire

00:46:23.020 in a campaign

00:46:24.060 that leads

00:46:24.500 to his death

00:46:25.100 yeah ultimately

00:46:26.220 he got defeated

00:46:27.460 in battle

00:46:27.880 and was on

00:46:28.200 the retreat

00:46:28.620 and got

00:46:28.940 wounded

00:46:29.220 and ultimately

00:46:30.120 died

00:46:30.480 but Julian

00:46:31.360 the Apostate

00:46:31.940 is an

00:46:32.340 incredible story

00:46:33.660 I've got to do

00:46:34.120 a bit of content

00:46:34.700 about it

00:46:35.200 soon on Epochs

00:46:36.060 all about

00:46:37.040 the life and

00:46:38.040 career of

00:46:38.440 Julian the Apostate 0.81

00:46:39.140 a remarkable

00:46:39.780 life

00:46:41.000 the last few

00:46:42.620 years of his

00:46:43.160 life

00:46:43.520 absolutely

00:46:46.120 remarkable

00:46:46.540 okay

00:46:47.040 on this day

00:46:47.880 in the year

00:46:48.260 1046

00:46:48.760 Persian scholar

00:46:49.980 Nasser 0.93

00:46:50.900 Khosrow

00:46:51.600 an important

00:46:52.220 account

00:46:54.100 11th century

00:46:55.680 account

00:46:56.080 begins a

00:46:57.060 seven year

00:46:57.500 Middle Eastern

00:46:58.060 journey

00:46:58.540 which he

00:46:59.660 later describes

00:47:00.420 in his book

00:47:01.260 Saffa 0.52

00:47:02.660 Narmanna

00:47:03.240 Saffa 0.52

00:47:04.620 I don't know

00:47:05.620 how to pronounce

00:47:06.020 that

00:47:06.300 Saffa 0.52

00:47:07.260 Nama

00:47:07.700 Saffa 0.52

00:47:08.580 Nama

00:47:09.000 alright

00:47:09.520 but yeah

00:47:13.280 his accounts

00:47:15.480 are quite often

00:47:16.000 quoted as

00:47:16.720 one of the

00:47:17.540 first

00:47:17.920 or among

00:47:19.380 the first

00:47:20.080 accounts

00:47:22.220 of somewhere

00:47:22.540 like

00:47:22.760 Ctesiphon

00:47:23.340 or even

00:47:23.840 the pyramids

00:47:24.240 did you go

00:47:24.520 and see

00:47:24.680 the pyramids

00:47:25.160 it's like

00:47:26.180 a really

00:47:26.420 really early

00:47:26.860 description

00:47:27.300 of the pyramids

00:47:28.140 and things

00:47:28.640 yeah

00:47:30.100 interesting

00:47:30.520 important

00:47:31.100 on this day

00:47:32.120 in the year

00:47:32.480 1496

00:47:33.160 English king

00:47:34.000 Henry VII

00:47:34.800 Henry Tudor

00:47:36.260 Henry VIII

00:47:36.860 father

00:47:38.640 grants

00:47:40.120 John Cabot

00:47:40.880 or Giovanni Cabot

00:47:41.960 a commission

00:47:42.860 to explore

00:47:43.500 for new lands

00:47:44.420 so yeah

00:47:47.420 that is sort

00:47:47.880 of right

00:47:48.420 at the beginning

00:47:48.740 of the age

00:47:49.100 of discovery

00:47:49.520 isn't it

00:47:49.960 so England

00:47:51.320 already

00:47:51.860 getting in

00:47:52.880 on it

00:47:53.160 you know

00:47:53.520 it's only

00:47:53.740 two generations

00:47:54.440 later

00:47:54.900 during the age

00:47:55.660 of like

00:47:55.900 Elizabeth

00:47:56.220 where we're

00:47:56.960 we're really

00:47:58.000 exploring the

00:47:58.700 new world

00:47:59.120 in earnest

00:47:59.620 isn't it

00:48:00.500 so

00:48:00.780 it's already

00:48:01.860 started there

00:48:02.700 Columbus sailed

00:48:05.400 the ocean

00:48:05.800 blue in

00:48:06.320 1492

00:48:07.100 didn't he

00:48:07.720 so

00:48:07.920 1496

00:48:09.980 the English

00:48:10.600 would be aware

00:48:11.440 of that sort

00:48:11.920 of thing

00:48:12.200 and want to

00:48:13.860 do something

00:48:14.160 similar

00:48:14.480 want to get

00:48:15.120 in on the

00:48:15.500 action

00:48:15.920 okay

00:48:17.780 on this day

00:48:18.280 was the

00:48:18.520 Boston Massacre

00:48:19.060 in 1770

00:48:20.000 British soldiers

00:48:21.420 kill five men

00:48:22.200 in a crowd 1.00

00:48:22.880 throwing snowballs

00:48:23.880 stones and sticks

00:48:24.780 at them 0.89

00:48:25.140 African American

00:48:26.420 Crispus Attucks

00:48:28.700 is the first to die

00:48:30.340 and is later

00:48:31.320 held up

00:48:31.900 as an early

00:48:32.580 black martyr 0.98

00:48:33.340 by weirdos 0.99

00:48:36.540 okay

00:48:37.000 the Boston Massacre

00:48:38.460 or incident

00:48:39.320 on King Street

00:48:40.200 galvanises

00:48:41.000 anti-British

00:48:41.620 feelings

00:48:42.060 it's interesting

00:48:43.020 because the

00:48:43.360 War of Independence

00:48:43.880 is 1776

00:48:44.760 isn't it

00:48:45.060 so it's a few

00:48:45.440 years before

00:48:46.000 but what

00:48:48.780 happened was

00:48:49.760 a bunch of

00:48:50.640 English redcoats

00:48:51.780 British redcoats

00:48:52.960 were defending

00:48:54.240 a particular

00:48:54.700 building

00:48:55.120 and

00:48:57.340 a crowd

00:48:58.640 a mob

00:48:59.100 started being

00:49:00.460 really belligerent

00:49:01.200 and it says

00:49:01.720 throwing

00:49:02.180 snowballs

00:49:03.720 might be

00:49:05.080 sharp bits

00:49:05.620 of big

00:49:05.900 sharp bits

00:49:06.380 of ice

00:49:06.780 stones

00:49:07.980 they said

00:49:09.400 there's a few

00:49:10.560 kids throwing

00:49:11.040 a few snowballs

00:49:11.880 and others

00:49:12.440 like

00:49:12.660 no

00:49:12.780 he's throwing

00:49:13.120 rocks

00:49:13.620 and sharp

00:49:14.680 ice

00:49:15.040 and sticks

00:49:15.580 in the end

00:49:16.800 one of the

00:49:18.060 redcoats

00:49:18.560 fired

00:49:19.040 and then a

00:49:19.560 bunch of

00:49:19.840 them fired

00:49:20.240 and yeah

00:49:21.040 five people

00:49:21.540 were killed

00:49:21.940 the redcoats 0.91

00:49:23.440 went on trial

00:49:24.240 for that

00:49:24.780 and they were

00:49:25.380 defended by

00:49:25.940 none other

00:49:27.020 than

00:49:27.280 John Adams

00:49:27.940 the

00:49:28.880 John Adams

00:49:29.580 second president

00:49:30.500 goes on to be

00:49:31.360 second president

00:49:32.020 of the United

00:49:32.460 States

00:49:32.820 and they were

00:49:33.860 acquitted

00:49:34.260 John Adams

00:49:35.100 won that

00:49:35.800 that

00:49:36.600 trial

00:49:37.440 but

00:49:40.380 nonetheless

00:49:40.880 it made a lot

00:49:43.180 of the colonists

00:49:44.160 later

00:49:45.200 to become

00:49:46.140 citizens

00:49:46.560 of the United

00:49:47.060 States

00:49:47.480 it led a lot

00:49:48.320 of them

00:49:48.600 to hate

00:49:49.000 the British

00:49:49.380 even more 0.99

00:49:49.840 they're massacring

00:49:51.020 our people

00:49:51.400 in the streets

00:49:51.940 alright

00:49:54.420 on this day

00:49:56.480 in 1841

00:49:57.420 first

00:49:59.060 continuous

00:49:59.880 filibuster

00:50:00.480 in the US

00:50:01.080 Senate

00:50:01.320 begins

00:50:01.800 as a

00:50:02.360 democratic

00:50:02.760 minority

00:50:03.440 attempt to

00:50:04.580 run out

00:50:04.860 the clock

00:50:05.180 on a bill

00:50:05.600 to establish

00:50:06.180 a national

00:50:06.720 bank

00:50:07.120 which lasts

00:50:08.840 until March

00:50:09.380 the 11th

00:50:10.160 there you go

00:50:10.500 filibustering

00:50:10.960 just talking

00:50:11.520 and talking

00:50:11.920 and talking

00:50:12.380 until the

00:50:12.840 clock runs

00:50:13.260 out

00:50:13.440 on something

00:50:13.860 because in

00:50:15.360 the Senate

00:50:15.640 no one can

00:50:16.720 force a

00:50:17.420 senator

00:50:17.640 to stop

00:50:18.120 speaking

00:50:18.500 so if you

00:50:20.860 want to talk

00:50:21.320 for effectively

00:50:21.960 days on end

00:50:22.900 the session

00:50:24.580 ends

00:50:24.960 and then when

00:50:25.300 they open it

00:50:25.820 again the next

00:50:26.240 day

00:50:26.440 you just

00:50:26.800 carry on

00:50:28.140 your speech

00:50:28.660 sometimes

00:50:30.400 it's got to

00:50:31.060 absurd lengths

00:50:31.900 where a

00:50:33.320 senator will

00:50:33.860 just read

00:50:34.680 from the

00:50:36.460 Bible

00:50:36.760 for hours

00:50:37.280 and hours

00:50:37.560 on end

00:50:37.980 or just

00:50:38.540 read

00:50:38.900 from a

00:50:39.580 dictionary

00:50:39.980 for hours

00:50:41.640 and hours

00:50:41.940 on end

00:50:42.260 day after

00:50:42.600 day

00:50:42.980 it's a bit

00:50:45.640 of a last

00:50:46.100 ditch

00:50:46.600 attempt to

00:50:47.480 prevent

00:50:49.080 something

00:50:49.700 isn't it

00:50:49.960 but there

00:50:50.160 you go

00:50:50.400 ok

00:50:51.640 on this

00:50:52.240 day

00:50:52.420 in 1946

00:50:53.160 Winston

00:50:54.280 Churchill's

00:50:55.080 Iron Curtain

00:50:56.100 speech

00:50:56.640 in Fulton

00:50:57.360 Missouri

00:50:57.800 popularises

00:50:58.860 the term

00:50:59.440 and draws

00:51:00.240 attention

00:51:00.640 to the

00:51:01.140 division

00:51:01.500 of

00:51:01.860 Europe

00:51:02.200 from

00:51:06.060 sticking

00:51:06.780 in the

00:51:08.320 Baltic

00:51:08.900 to

00:51:10.800 Trieste

00:51:11.420 in the

00:51:12.160 Adriatic

00:51:12.960 and

00:51:15.020 Iron Curtain

00:51:16.300 has

00:51:16.700 descended

00:51:17.120 across the

00:51:18.560 continent

00:51:18.980 what an

00:51:20.800 Iron Curtain

00:51:21.260 you agreed to

00:51:22.100 at

00:51:22.240 Yalta

00:51:22.600 Winnie

00:51:23.200 sorry

00:51:25.180 sorry Sir

00:51:25.900 Winston

00:51:26.160 I thought

00:51:26.580 you said

00:51:27.160 that if

00:51:28.120 Hitler 0.78

00:51:28.340 invaded

00:51:28.780 hell

00:51:29.200 you'd

00:51:29.720 make a

00:51:30.080 favourable

00:51:30.520 reference

00:51:30.960 to the

00:51:31.300 devil 0.66

00:51:31.540 in

00:51:31.740 parliament

00:51:32.060 though

00:51:32.360 I thought

00:51:32.660 you said

00:51:32.900 Winnie

00:51:33.160 oh but

00:51:33.700 now you're

00:51:34.080 worried about

00:51:34.380 the Iron

00:51:34.660 Curtain

00:51:34.960 didn't you

00:51:36.600 start agreeing

00:51:37.160 to that

00:51:37.580 years

00:51:37.960 ahead

00:51:39.220 at Casablanca

00:51:40.080 and Tehran

00:51:40.700 and then at

00:51:41.560 Yalta

00:51:41.840 one way or

00:51:42.800 another

00:51:43.040 effectively

00:51:43.600 signed off

00:51:44.080 on it

00:51:44.280 that Iron

00:51:44.760 Curtain

00:51:45.020 you're

00:51:45.240 talking about

00:51:45.580 now

00:51:45.840 oh now

00:51:46.500 it's a

00:51:46.720 problem

00:51:46.860 sorry

00:51:47.320 sorry Winnie

00:51:48.000 I seem

00:51:48.340 to remember

00:51:48.780 you

00:51:49.260 arguing

00:51:49.960 endlessly

00:51:50.480 why

00:51:50.800 Uncle

00:51:51.120 Joe

00:51:51.340 should be

00:51:51.680 an ally

00:51:52.140 oh but

00:51:54.880 now the

00:51:55.380 Iron

00:51:55.580 Curtain

00:51:55.820 is a

00:51:55.980 problem

00:51:56.180 is it

00:51:56.500 alright

00:51:56.740 yeah

00:51:57.000 got it

00:51:58.020 got it

00:51:58.880 alright

00:52:03.920 let's have

00:52:05.260 a look

00:52:05.460 at the

00:52:05.640 Rumble

00:52:05.860 Rants

00:52:06.260 and

00:52:07.240 the

00:52:08.740 Super

00:52:09.960 Chats 0.99

00:52:10.300 we've

00:52:11.020 got one

00:52:11.360 Rumble

00:52:11.620 Rant

00:52:11.820 this

00:52:11.960 morning

00:52:12.180 from

00:52:12.500 St

00:52:12.780 Luke

00:52:13.020 91

00:52:13.420 I'm

00:52:13.640 just

00:52:13.760 calling

00:52:13.920 you

00:52:14.060 St

00:52:14.180 Luke

00:52:14.320 now

00:52:14.520 he

00:52:15.440 says

00:52:15.660 good

00:52:16.020 day

00:52:16.280 if

00:52:16.540 you

00:52:16.640 ever

00:52:16.820 get

00:52:16.980 a

00:52:17.120 chance

00:52:17.420 I

00:52:17.580 recommend

00:52:18.040 checking

00:52:18.700 out

00:52:18.980 the

00:52:19.160 China

00:52:19.500 show

00:52:19.920 and

00:52:20.180 China

00:52:20.540 uncensored

00:52:21.260 they've

00:52:22.040 done

00:52:22.220 a

00:52:22.380 really

00:52:22.520 good

00:52:22.700 breakdown

00:52:23.020 on

00:52:23.300 how

00:52:23.460 this

00:52:23.660 war

00:52:23.880 is

00:52:24.060 really

00:52:24.240 affecting

00:52:24.580 China

00:52:25.040 and

00:52:25.560 outcomes

00:52:25.960 for

00:52:26.140 China

00:52:26.360 interesting

00:52:26.740 well I may

00:52:27.340 well look that up

00:52:27.900 then because that is interesting

00:52:28.860 China most affected

00:52:30.280 yeah well they've cut their growth forecast haven't they

00:52:37.480 and it will affect their energy and their prices and all sorts of things

00:52:43.260 so I will check that out the world is so interconnected now isn't it

00:52:48.100 that we shut the straits of Hormuz

00:52:50.120 and China is massively affected

00:52:52.080 okay

00:52:54.260 let's see only a few super chats this morning

00:52:56.900 okay do send in more super chats we love them

00:53:00.400 not just for the

00:53:02.560 not just for the money because it's a cool bit of interaction

00:53:06.120 all right global church history says today 1616 I guess in the year 1616 AD

00:53:13.580 yeah yeah Copernicus book pulled for corrections

00:53:18.240 interesting

00:53:20.980 Copernicus of course

00:53:23.760 the heliocentric vision of the solar system

00:53:27.800 that the sun is at the centre of the solar system not the earth

00:53:32.100 we go round the sun not the other way round

00:53:34.120 Copernicus

00:53:37.140 okay interesting

00:53:38.140 Brendan Lucas says

00:53:40.720 excellent research by the home papers there

00:53:43.400 it's actually the first torpedo sinking since the HMS conqueror sank the general Belgrano in 1982

00:53:50.080 so of course

00:53:51.040 of course

00:53:52.820 yeah quite right

00:53:54.980 brilliant well pointed out

00:53:56.660 yeah

00:53:57.040 yeah

00:54:00.040 no kudos

00:54:02.600 a gold star to that man

00:54:05.320 Brendan Lucas

00:54:07.480 all right Brendan Lucas also says

00:54:08.900 the IRS Dina which was that Iranian frigate by the way

00:54:13.320 that got blown up

00:54:14.360 that's what it was called

00:54:15.300 the IRS Dina

00:54:16.820 was actually the Iranian Navy's most well-armed ship

00:54:20.320 with computer targeting systems

00:54:23.820 and virtual launch tubes

00:54:25.920 sorry vertical launch tubes

00:54:27.780 the fact that it was caught out thousands of miles from home

00:54:31.580 is nuts

00:54:33.060 yeah

00:54:34.880 well I didn't know that if you say so interesting

00:54:36.820 you seem to know your stuff so cool

00:54:38.880 yeah interesting

00:54:40.080 I guess it was

00:54:40.980 I guess the Iranian thinking there was

00:54:42.940 we don't want to lose it at all costs

00:54:45.060 and if it's in

00:54:46.500 the Arabian Gulf

00:54:48.880 or the Gulf of Oman or anything

00:54:50.520 it's just going to get

00:54:51.460 destroyed immediately

00:54:52.700 so we'll move it

00:54:54.020 out of the

00:54:54.600 effectively out of the region

00:54:55.920 or a long way

00:54:57.140 hopefully it won't get sunk

00:54:58.220 I guess that was their thinking

00:55:02.140 wasn't good enough

00:55:03.740 was it

00:55:05.140 Field Marshal Dahl Browning

00:55:06.900 says

00:55:07.680 doesn't the UK have any Chinese board of deputies

00:55:12.740 doesn't the UK have any Chinese board of deputies

00:55:16.360 of course there's the Jewish board of deputies

00:55:19.280 you're asking

00:55:20.780 does the Chinese 1.00

00:55:22.120 does the UK have a Chinese one

00:55:23.500 don't know

00:55:26.140 interesting

00:55:26.700 they've just got the Chinese embassy

00:55:29.600 haven't they

00:55:30.100 they've just

00:55:30.720 tried to bully and browbeat our government

00:55:33.660 whenever they want

00:55:34.320 they're very belligerent

00:55:36.160 you're doing this now

00:55:37.400 it's in your interest to do this or that now

00:55:39.500 cheeky

00:55:42.760 if it was up to me

00:55:45.320 I'd just stop all diplomatic relations with China

00:55:47.440 I don't care

00:55:48.020 I don't care 0.99

00:55:48.640 we don't need your crappy exports 0.95

00:55:51.320 we'll start our own 0.78

00:55:53.420 we'll start manufacturing our own stuff

00:55:55.240 if anything

00:55:55.620 thank you

00:55:56.240 no all your diplomats

00:55:58.580 and citizens

00:55:59.920 can go back to your country 0.99

00:56:01.160 we don't need you

00:56:02.700 that's my feeling

00:56:07.540 single party communist states

00:56:10.280 don't need you

00:56:11.660 get lost

00:56:12.240 right the Fenlander 1665 said

00:56:15.440 Sykes and Pico still putting in the work over 100 years later

00:56:20.260 interesting the Sykes-Pico agreement 0.93

00:56:22.960 the agreement between the English and the French

00:56:27.320 to carve up the Near East 1.00

00:56:29.100 after the Ottoman Empire falls

00:56:31.060 at the end of World War I

00:56:32.180 there you go

00:56:34.240 got a lot of content

00:56:35.180 like three or four long form bits of content

00:56:38.900 all about the life and career of Lawrence

00:56:42.220 of Arabia

00:56:42.720 T.E. Lawrence

00:56:43.440 talk about with Luca

00:56:44.960 in conversation with Luca Johnson

00:56:46.520 we talk all about the

00:56:48.440 the Sykes-Pico agreement at one point

00:56:50.820 never actually really got implemented by the way

00:56:54.400 because things had moved on by the time

00:56:56.200 by the end of World War I

00:56:57.940 we didn't

00:57:00.520 we didn't

00:57:00.940 no one really implemented the Sykes-Pico agreement

00:57:03.860 Sykes-Pico agreement 1.00

00:57:05.080 exactly

00:57:05.640 after the war anyway

00:57:07.160 I mean it was largely

00:57:08.460 Versailles was largely carved up

00:57:10.580 between France and Britain still

00:57:13.100 but

00:57:13.320 a lot of

00:57:14.700 other kingdoms like

00:57:15.860 Jordan and Iraq

00:57:17.300 and anyway

00:57:17.760 it's complicated

00:57:18.420 it's complicated

00:57:18.940 but okay

00:57:19.380 people that just point to Sykes-Pico

00:57:22.480 and go

00:57:22.840 that's pure

00:57:23.700 French and British colonial evil 1.00

00:57:26.080 it's like

00:57:26.380 have a look at what really happened first

00:57:28.480 before you talk about that

00:57:29.360 alright

00:57:29.880 another couple of

00:57:30.820 rumble rants

00:57:31.740 before I finish up with the superchats

00:57:33.020 another couple of rumble rants

00:57:33.960 have come in

00:57:34.460 busted Brian says

00:57:36.180 a fun bit of news

00:57:37.620 out of

00:57:38.260 TX

00:57:39.200 is that Texas

00:57:39.940 Brandon Herrera

00:57:42.480 and Tony Gonzalez

00:57:44.080 went into a runoff

00:57:46.240 in District 23

00:57:47.280 oh is this the

00:57:48.120 this is like

00:57:48.740 more local

00:57:51.540 or state level

00:57:52.300 elections

00:57:53.780 is it

00:57:54.100 in Texas

00:57:54.540 but Gonzalez

00:57:56.600 now has an appointment

00:57:58.980 with the House Ethics Committee

00:58:00.540 over his mistress 0.52

00:58:01.660 over his mistress 0.52

00:58:04.160 self-immolation

00:58:05.540 she set herself alight

00:58:07.820 I don't know anything about this

00:58:08.600 this is all news to me

00:58:09.540 some state

00:58:12.900 is this right

00:58:13.860 some state level

00:58:15.020 senator in Texas

00:58:15.920 called Tony Gonzalez

00:58:17.120 his mistress

00:58:18.280 set herself alight

00:58:19.660 is that what happened

00:58:22.280 dark

00:58:25.560 grim

00:58:25.900 if that's what happened

00:58:26.900 busted Brian then

00:58:27.920 also says

00:58:28.360 because of this

00:58:29.540 it's become very unlikely

00:58:31.940 that Herrera

00:58:32.780 who was ahead

00:58:33.640 by about 900 votes

00:58:34.860 anyway

00:58:35.180 will win

00:58:35.740 making the inventor

00:58:37.500 of the AK-50

00:58:38.600 a member of our

00:58:39.460 House of Representatives

00:58:40.720 ok

00:58:41.520 interesting

00:58:43.060 interesting stuff

00:58:43.760 I'm not familiar with

00:58:45.620 internal Texas politics

00:58:47.760 so that's interesting

00:58:48.580 oh thank you

00:58:49.980 thank you for those superchats

00:58:51.060 alright

00:58:53.560 the last

00:58:54.040 four or five

00:58:55.060 rumble

00:58:55.860 superchats

00:58:57.040 what have we got here

00:58:58.280 global church history

00:59:00.260 says

00:59:00.700 it's Luke Stewart

00:59:03.020 not St Luke

00:59:04.200 he said yesterday

00:59:05.040 oh did he

00:59:05.460 sorry I missed that then

00:59:06.240 his name's Luke Stewart

00:59:08.440 oh that is

00:59:09.260 ok

00:59:09.640 I get it

00:59:11.140 so Luke Stewart

00:59:12.680 ok

00:59:13.740 I'll try and remember

00:59:14.480 that going forward

00:59:15.160 Luke Stewart

00:59:16.780 91

00:59:17.280 ok

00:59:18.440 fair enough

00:59:19.220 ok

00:59:20.980 I didn't see that yesterday

00:59:22.480 how did I not see that

00:59:23.880 ok

00:59:25.420 Prince Paul Dunn

00:59:26.060 certainty says

00:59:26.660 that poll only deserves 0.96

00:59:28.400 a small 99

00:59:30.040 and no sprinkles

00:59:31.120 an ice cream

00:59:35.100 anyone might not know

00:59:36.920 in Britain

00:59:37.660 99 and flake

00:59:38.980 an ice cream

00:59:39.500 a Chinese ice cream

00:59:40.820 if you saw the poll

00:59:42.520 you get it

00:59:44.080 ok

00:59:45.420 Xanothium

00:59:47.960 15 says

00:59:48.980 Bo

00:59:49.620 you've got one hour

00:59:50.440 to have a conversation

00:59:51.380 with any historical figure

00:59:53.420 who do you pick

00:59:54.360 oh

00:59:54.860 that's a good question

00:59:58.060 you don't ask

01:00:00.620 a history nerd

01:00:01.440 a question like that

01:00:02.280 and expect a short answer

01:00:03.380 it's just gone nice

01:00:05.460 so I can't give you

01:00:06.000 a really long answer

01:00:06.520 oh god

01:00:07.060 there's so many

01:00:07.940 Alexander the Great

01:00:10.920 there's a few things

01:00:14.380 in the accounts

01:00:15.340 where I'd be like

01:00:17.760 tell me the full story

01:00:19.120 of that

01:00:19.500 you know

01:00:22.080 Curtis just gives us

01:00:23.840 a couple of lines

01:00:24.480 of something that happened

01:00:25.440 I want to know

01:00:26.180 the full details of that

01:00:27.260 how you knew

01:00:28.140 that was going to happen

01:00:28.820 why did you do that

01:00:30.140 I think Alexander the Great

01:00:34.600 just because

01:00:35.720 I would like

01:00:36.340 that story to be

01:00:37.140 fleshed out

01:00:37.620 even more

01:00:38.380 than it is

01:00:39.580 we've got quite a few accounts

01:00:41.420 three or four big accounts

01:00:43.080 Aryan 0.68

01:00:43.560 Pluto

01:00:44.640 but

01:00:45.220 to quiz Alexander himself

01:00:47.540 okay

01:00:49.120 that was the first thing

01:00:50.100 that popped into my mind

01:00:50.780 so I'm going with that

01:00:51.740 good question though

01:00:52.360 great question

01:00:52.920 sort of question

01:00:55.180 the history nerd

01:00:55.840 will just go down the pub

01:00:57.020 and talk about all night

01:00:58.180 okay

01:01:00.480 HSOJ2

01:01:04.160 says

01:01:05.120 I've noticed by

01:01:06.840 interacting with them

01:01:08.160 I've noticed by

01:01:10.640 interacting with them

01:01:11.740 that a lot of the

01:01:12.660 hardline

01:01:13.280 deport all minority 1.00

01:01:14.420 types 0.99

01:01:14.980 advocating for restore

01:01:16.280 are all bots

01:01:17.540 manufactured ammo

01:01:19.280 hmm

01:01:20.380 really

01:01:21.140 I haven't really seen

01:01:22.240 any of that

01:01:22.900 I must say

01:01:24.580 I haven't really seen

01:01:25.860 any of that

01:01:26.280 all the people I follow

01:01:27.160 will follow me

01:01:27.980 well nearly all of them

01:01:29.840 I suspect

01:01:30.320 who are restore people

01:01:32.260 are not bots

01:01:33.580 okay

01:01:38.240 have a purge

01:01:41.000 of your twitter

01:01:42.080 timeline then

01:01:44.160 okay

01:01:46.640 haven't 100,000 people

01:01:48.180 followed it

01:01:48.780 joined it

01:01:50.160 haven't 100

01:01:50.640 in the order of 100,000

01:01:52.200 people

01:01:52.580 joined restore Britain

01:01:53.980 now

01:01:54.320 actually paid up

01:01:56.580 20 quid

01:01:57.060 they're all bots

01:01:57.640 are they

01:01:57.900 okay

01:02:02.020 Brandon Lucas

01:02:05.200 says

01:02:05.540 B-52s are being 1.00

01:02:06.740 used

01:02:07.180 must be sure

01:02:08.080 there is no

01:02:08.560 anti-aircraft left

01:02:09.800 anti-air left

01:02:11.540 yeah yeah right

01:02:12.320 yeah

01:02:12.500 you wouldn't send

01:02:13.160 B-52s over 1.00

01:02:14.100 if you thought

01:02:15.000 they had

01:02:15.780 tons of SAMs 0.99

01:02:17.300 still

01:02:17.640 would you

01:02:18.060 there

01:02:19.560 so over the last

01:02:20.460 five six days

01:02:21.220 they've taken a lot

01:02:21.960 of that out

01:02:22.340 and now they can

01:02:23.220 fly

01:02:23.600 with impunity

01:02:26.320 or close to impunity

01:02:28.140 yeah

01:02:28.840 worrying if you're

01:02:30.880 on the ground

01:02:31.560 again the idea

01:02:33.980 that Hicksev 1.00

01:02:34.560 and Trump

01:02:35.500 are saying

01:02:35.900 the biggest raids

01:02:37.320 are yet to come

01:02:38.140 I doubt they're

01:02:39.920 bluffing about that

01:02:40.780 they don't really

01:02:42.220 bluff

01:02:42.500 there's no need to

01:02:43.280 is there

01:02:45.000 alright

01:02:47.260 and there's

01:02:48.940 only a

01:02:49.660 couple left

01:02:50.500 so Luke Stewart

01:02:51.220 so okay

01:02:52.260 so Luke Stewart

01:02:53.100 does

01:02:53.460 do super chats

01:02:54.300 and rumble rants

01:02:55.100 same guy

01:02:55.520 I take it

01:02:56.440 thanks Luke

01:02:56.980 thanks Luke

01:02:58.000 he said

01:02:59.320 on the last episode

01:03:00.860 of China Uncensored

01:03:01.980 they were talking

01:03:04.900 about how Iran

01:03:05.700 is making

01:03:06.260 about a thousand

01:03:07.020 missiles a month

01:03:07.900 to the US

01:03:12.340 60 defensive

01:03:13.380 missiles a month

01:03:14.260 okay they may

01:03:16.880 have been talking

01:03:17.320 about that

01:03:17.800 but I imagine

01:03:18.520 that's just

01:03:19.120 complete nonsense 0.65

01:03:19.880 isn't it

01:03:20.480 look at what's

01:03:21.640 actually happening

01:03:22.320 what types

01:03:25.180 of missiles

01:03:25.900 what types

01:03:28.460 of missiles

01:03:28.720 that's just

01:03:29.260 the Iranians

01:03:33.120 seem to be

01:03:33.560 running out

01:03:34.200 and the Americans

01:03:34.860 have got an

01:03:35.220 English stockpile

01:03:36.000 so

01:03:36.280 what type of

01:03:38.380 missiles

01:03:38.560 there's stories

01:03:39.020 in the news

01:03:39.420 today about

01:03:39.920 the types

01:03:41.320 of missiles

01:03:41.800 that Iran 0.91

01:03:42.340 is firing

01:03:42.860 and the types

01:03:43.460 of missiles

01:03:43.800 that are taking

01:03:44.360 them out

01:03:44.820 the Israeli

01:03:47.180 and the US

01:03:48.000 manufactured ones

01:03:49.240 the Israeli

01:03:50.920 and the US

01:03:51.380 manufactured ones

01:03:52.060 like cost

01:03:52.600 sometimes 10

01:03:53.580 times as much

01:03:54.340 but are just

01:03:55.740 far more

01:03:56.480 sophisticated

01:03:57.020 okay

01:04:01.500 so maybe

01:04:03.420 it was the case

01:04:04.340 I doubt it's the case

01:04:04.980 anymore

01:04:05.280 but maybe it was

01:04:06.840 the case

01:04:07.140 that the Iranians

01:04:07.780 were pumping out

01:04:09.720 a large volume

01:04:10.440 they're not very

01:04:13.040 good

01:04:13.480 it seems

01:04:15.780 we'll see

01:04:16.340 everything might

01:04:18.540 change over the

01:04:19.100 next few days

01:04:19.820 suddenly the

01:04:21.560 United States

01:04:22.180 does reap the

01:04:22.940 Iranian whirlwind

01:04:24.300 I doubt it at

01:04:27.900 this point

01:04:28.300 they would have

01:04:29.420 done it by now

01:04:30.040 wouldn't they

01:04:30.500 Luke Stewart

01:04:31.820 says

01:04:32.140 I'm okay with

01:04:33.560 being called a

01:04:34.140 saint

01:04:34.380 St Luke

01:04:38.480 okay

01:04:39.780 last couple

01:04:40.780 here

01:04:41.100 HSOJ2

01:04:42.680 again says

01:04:43.300 most restored

01:04:44.300 people aren't

01:04:45.300 the ones coming

01:04:46.240 out with the

01:04:47.000 I hate everyone 1.00

01:04:48.040 who isn't white 0.99

01:04:48.900 type lines

01:04:49.760 in

01:04:50.760 they

01:04:52.260 in

01:04:52.840 in they

01:04:53.300 way reformers

01:04:54.460 painters

01:04:55.340 always respond

01:04:56.320 like LLMs

01:04:57.460 okay

01:04:59.380 I guess I see

01:05:00.100 what you're saying

01:05:00.520 is that

01:05:02.060 things that

01:05:02.940 twitter accounts

01:05:04.440 that seem to be

01:05:06.000 for a store

01:05:06.920 but actually come out

01:05:07.660 with just full blown

01:05:08.500 crazy things

01:05:10.240 that they seem like

01:05:11.780 LLMs

01:05:12.380 okay maybe you're right

01:05:14.760 again I haven't seen

01:05:15.300 much of it on twitter

01:05:15.880 although I haven't

01:05:16.580 I'm not on twitter

01:05:17.240 loads

01:05:17.920 these days

01:05:19.500 I spend a few

01:05:20.000 minutes a day

01:05:20.600 usually

01:05:21.020 maybe half hour

01:05:22.820 maybe an hour

01:05:23.560 a day

01:05:23.840 something in that

01:05:24.300 ballpark

01:05:24.640 I don't sit on

01:05:25.240 twitter all day

01:05:25.940 I just can't

01:05:27.600 but

01:05:28.180 okay if you say

01:05:29.320 so that's a shame

01:05:29.920 it's disappointing

01:05:30.540 if that is

01:05:31.040 just trying to

01:05:32.180 cast shadow

01:05:33.840 on the restore

01:05:34.680 project

01:05:35.180 shame if it is

01:05:36.280 alright

01:05:38.180 and the last one

01:05:39.060 here

01:05:39.340 August

01:05:40.180 Sideling

01:05:41.080 says

01:05:41.640 to clarify

01:05:42.760 that's

01:05:43.540 Brandon Herrera

01:05:44.520 of the

01:05:45.420 unsubscribe

01:05:46.480 podcast

01:05:47.260 okay fair enough

01:05:49.260 I've never heard

01:05:49.980 of Brandon Herrera

01:05:51.320 or the

01:05:51.720 unsubscribe

01:05:52.340 podcast

01:05:53.000 but

01:05:53.660 thanks for the

01:05:54.980 information

01:05:55.260 anyway

01:05:55.720 August

01:05:56.300 alright that's

01:05:59.360 the show

01:05:59.640 it's just

01:06:00.040 ticked past

01:06:00.420 six minutes

01:06:00.780 past nine

01:06:01.180 in the AM

01:06:01.740 Greenwich

01:06:02.260 meantime

01:06:02.600 on Thursday

01:06:03.140 the 5th of

01:06:03.940 March

01:06:04.480 in the year

01:06:05.340 of our law

01:06:05.660 2026

01:06:06.480 just realised

01:06:07.040 it's a two

01:06:07.480 month anniversary

01:06:08.100 isn't it

01:06:08.520 we started on

01:06:09.580 the 5th of

01:06:09.920 January

01:06:10.220 didn't we

01:06:10.720 so this is

01:06:11.740 the two

01:06:12.000 month anniversary

01:06:12.580 thank you for

01:06:13.420 joining me

01:06:13.900 you are the

01:06:15.260 glorious band

01:06:16.080 the chosen few

01:06:17.460 my band of

01:06:19.180 brothers

01:06:19.500 without you

01:06:20.000 it really isn't

01:06:20.420 a thing

01:06:20.680 ancestors

01:06:21.040 it really isn't

01:06:21.740 a thing

01:06:22.000 thanks for

01:06:22.440 joining it

01:06:22.720 if you've been

01:06:23.020 watching it

01:06:23.360 since day one

01:06:24.100 can't thank you

01:06:26.140 enough

01:06:26.500 our numbers are

01:06:29.540 growing

01:06:29.780 so let's keep

01:06:31.120 it up

01:06:31.660 alright then

01:06:34.460 well until

01:06:34.860 tomorrow

01:06:35.460 do try and

01:06:37.900 make the day

01:06:38.280 count

01:06:38.660 if you can

01:06:39.640 if the day

01:06:41.040 ahead for you

01:06:41.700 isn't filled

01:06:42.280 with boring

01:06:43.440 chores

01:06:43.820 and a normal

01:06:44.360 day's work

01:06:44.900 that you

01:06:45.160 have to do

01:06:45.860 if you've got

01:06:47.040 free time

01:06:47.660 and you can

01:06:47.940 make it count

01:06:48.400 you can do

01:06:48.720 something of

01:06:49.160 value

01:06:49.580 try to

01:06:51.300 carpe diem

01:06:52.000 seize the day

01:06:52.580 if you can

01:06:53.220 alright then

01:06:55.240 well

01:06:55.820 until tomorrow

01:06:56.800 morning

01:06:57.100 take care

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - March 05, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Thursday 5th March 2026

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