The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - April 09, 2026


Breakfast With Beau | Thursday 9th April 2026


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Beau and Little Harry discuss the fragile ceasefire between Iran and the US and Israel, and how it may not be so fragile after all. Plus all the rest of the news you need to know this morning, including Putin mocking Sir Chris Starmer, and more!

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00:00:00.000 morning you're alright hope you can hear me let me know in the chat if you can hear me or not
00:00:12.240 okay it has just ticked past eight in the a.m. British summertime on Thursday the 9th of April
00:00:23.560 in the year of our Lord
00:00:24.640 2026
00:00:26.880 you are the glorious band
00:00:28.720 the chosen few
00:00:29.460 my band of brothers and sisters
00:00:31.120 the very best among us basically
00:00:32.300 to tune in to
00:00:33.300 Breakfast with Beau
00:00:34.420 formerly known as
00:00:36.800 Breakfast with Beau
00:00:37.520 colloquially the Beau show of course
00:00:42.060 informally known as
00:00:44.580 Beau's Breakfast Club
00:00:45.340 don't you
00:00:46.280 forget about me
00:00:48.020 hashtag the real BBC
00:00:49.340 loads of seats
00:00:50.620 as breakfast club
00:00:51.240 hashtag the real LBC
00:00:52.580 as every morning i am joined by my producer little harry how are you this morning good sir
00:00:57.880 morning yeah i'm all good good good okay i've got the chat here for once it says loud and clear okay
00:01:06.900 good good all right should we just go straight on with it should we get straight into it this morning
00:01:12.620 what is the legacy corporate mainstream media banging on about this morning
00:01:17.360 What are they trying to lie to you about by omission, if nothing else?
00:01:21.380 That evil cabal of Fleet Street editors.
00:01:23.700 Okay, it's more or less wall-to-wall Iran, more or less. 1.00
00:01:28.200 Little bits and bobs here or there. 0.92
00:01:29.800 I think the star still talking about the Grand National.
00:01:33.500 Okay, what have we got?
00:01:35.180 Fragile Ceasefire at Risk and Putin mocks Starmer.
00:01:39.420 Only one of the papers goes with that, but there you go.
00:01:42.920 Yeah, Fragile Ceasefire at Risk, that's probably the biggest thing.
00:01:45.100 That's the biggest story, isn't it, really?
00:01:46.560 that the ceasefire that was brokered Tuesday night, early Wednesday morning, our time.
00:01:54.220 It's not really holding yesterday.
00:01:55.360 I said I didn't want to be a Debbie Downer about it, didn't I?
00:01:58.020 I said I didn't want to be a pessimist about it,
00:01:59.800 but I find it difficult to see if it will last beyond two weeks.
00:02:03.980 It didn't last at all.
00:02:05.680 Basically, it didn't last at all.
00:02:08.340 I mean, before we get into the British print media headlines,
00:02:12.580 let's just a quick look at, I think it was the Washington Post says it all.
00:02:15.660 yeah okay the washington post airstrikes turmoil in strait of hormuz in peril ceasefire with iran
00:02:22.140 iran accuses the us and israel of violating the truce and threatened to withdraw from negotiations
00:02:28.300 israeli attacks in lebanon were a major point of dispute and iran conducts
00:02:33.020 strikes in persian gulf and in retaliation so they're still just
00:02:39.260 missiles and bombs flying around all over the place just still
00:02:41.660 maybe not a huge giant exchange between the united states and iran but
00:02:48.660 there's no real ceasefire neti wasn't involved in the ceasefire deal apparently trump didn't
00:02:58.840 sort of ask him or anything or involve him just expected him to completely fall in line
00:03:02.800 and so he's continuing bombing lebanon southern lebanon trying to take out hamas sorry hezbollah
00:03:10.240 And that was one of Iran's points they wanted for that to stop
00:03:16.960 That's not stopped
00:03:18.480 Whether the Straits of Hormuz is truly open
00:03:22.580 Remember in Trump's Truth Social post he said
00:03:24.780 It needs to be complete and immediate and sort of without condition the strait open
00:03:29.460 Well it's not Iran said it's under conditions, our conditions
00:03:34.060 some talk maybe of iran even trying to take money off individual tankers before they're let through
00:03:40.440 but either way iran in iran's mind collective mind governmental mind they uh they think they
00:03:47.220 well they do still control it and it's going to remain that way and that's not what the u.s
00:03:51.580 thought the deal would be i mean it was pretty obvious wasn't it straight away that the u.s
00:03:57.840 whether it's the state department or in donald trump's mind himself and what the iranians are
00:04:02.440 saying and doing they don't line up do they they don't marry up okay and and there's more reasons
00:04:09.940 and there's more reasons i guess we'll get into it over the hour or so there's even more reasons
00:04:13.460 why it's not it's not working fragile ceasefire at risk yeah really fragile it's not really
00:04:19.780 well in lots of senses it's not a ceasefire as i say bombs and missiles are still flying
00:04:25.480 all over the show
00:04:27.480 and Putin mocked Starmer
00:04:30.460 OK, The Guardian
00:04:31.200 The Guardian
00:04:36.120 Something about Jack Whitehall
00:04:39.180 don't care 1.00
00:04:40.020 Idiot goon 1.00
00:04:42.200 Idiot establishment shield 1.00
00:04:47.220 Jack Whitehall, don't care, not funny 1.00
00:04:49.080 Fragile ceasefire at risk
00:04:51.060 as Israel bombards Lebanon
00:04:52.720 There you go, so I mean that's the
00:04:54.080 there's a big picture of an explosion in process going on in a nervous laugh there nervous laugh
00:05:01.260 that yeah um israel is not stopping they're not stopping but again trump did this the thing like
00:05:13.320 he did right at the beginning of the war there's a parallel there isn't it just thinking that what
00:05:16.680 he says or what he and rubio and hegseth say the whole world will just immediately fall in line
00:05:21.240 with that now no you're not actual god emperor i'm afraid like he wants to start the war with
00:05:29.680 israel just expects all of nato britain france germany to just immediately be on board 100%
00:05:35.180 and just get behind it without no questions asked uh no he wants to make peace with iran
00:05:41.120 immediately expects israel to just 100% get in line no questions asked uh no
00:05:46.020 the whole world isn't his play thing is it all the people in the world aren't his to direct
00:05:55.240 around a chessboard is it so okay at least 254 people killed in massive wave of airstrikes
00:06:02.780 that level buildings in beirut lebanon um in the news there's various numbers that's the highest
00:06:10.860 one i saw but a lot of them say 180 well over 100 people killed in just like the last day or so in
00:06:18.660 lebanon okay i mean netanyahu said we'll see there's various things coming out various different
00:06:29.380 bits of reporting coming about about about israel and netanyahu one says that he's like cautiously
00:06:34.560 cautiously backs trump's peace plan but he's obviously not actually stopping bobbing lebanon
00:06:40.680 at least he cautiously backs it another report i saw said that netanyahu had said um we will get
00:06:48.940 that enriched uranium we israel we will get that enriched uranium out of iran one way or another
00:06:56.120 a statement like that like it's going to happen whether we negotiate something with them and get
00:07:02.040 them to dig it out and hand it over to us unlikely or we israel unilaterally go in like israeli
00:07:09.840 troops in in iran digging it out that was a sort of statement he made now like a sort of categorical
00:07:16.860 this will happen sort of thing i think regardless of what the white house want or think
00:07:23.540 so but then another report is that he's cautiously backing mr trump's peace proposal you know so
00:07:30.780 it's not entirely clear okay the guardian continues by saying a differing versions
00:07:37.160 of agreement leave confusion and fear in middle east yeah basically it's as simple as this isn't
00:07:42.840 it the iranian 10 point plan things they want insist upon are not in line with what the us
00:07:51.400 and israel want demand it's kind of as simple as that isn't it okay the financial times
00:07:59.960 Israeli hit on Lebanon
00:08:02.420 threatens truce
00:08:03.540 makes a mockery of it basically
00:08:06.160 at least in Iran's mind makes a mockery of it 0.82
00:08:08.480 Iran's like oh right
00:08:09.200 that was one of our points, it's immediately been broken 1.00
00:08:12.340 so
00:08:12.880 that's that, you can imagine
00:08:16.080 in the minds of whoever's leading
00:08:18.100 in Iran, still haven't seen the Ayatollah
00:08:20.300 have we, pretty sure we haven't, I haven't seen any
00:08:22.280 reports of, that he's actually
00:08:24.340 come out, even just on
00:08:25.960 a recording, let alone live
00:08:28.220 Okay
00:08:30.580 Is there an Ayatollah? 1.00
00:08:33.400 That report the Iranians
00:08:34.600 That statement the Iranians released on
00:08:36.880 What was it?
00:08:37.260 Tuesday night, Wednesday morning
00:08:38.220 Saying we will do a ceasefire
00:08:40.060 If you do a ceasefire
00:08:40.860 That was released
00:08:42.420 In the name of their foreign minister
00:08:45.020 Wasn't it?
00:08:46.820 So
00:08:47.060 The equivalent of Marco Rubio
00:08:48.640 Or Yvette Cooper
00:08:49.640 Yvette Cooper
00:08:51.820 Mrs. Ed Balls
00:08:53.720 Okay
00:08:54.860 No one's listening to her are they?
00:08:56.600 Was it in the
00:08:57.180 was it in the BBC was it it was somewhere yeah look on Sky News for example Yvette Cooper there
00:09:04.940 does anyone in this thing the real players in this thing real players at the heart of power
00:09:11.420 in Iran Israel United States Saudi Arabia whatever Russia China does anyone care what Yvette Cooper
00:09:19.340 says. Ed Balls' wife. Foreign Secretary, UK Foreign Secretary, calls for Straits of Hormuz 1.00
00:09:29.560 to reopen. Does she? Does she? And she rules out tolls on shipping. Does she? Does she?
00:09:42.160 That is laughable, isn't it? Do you know what it reminds me of a little bit? Have you ever
00:09:48.060 seen a mass brawl in a bar or on the street late at night like 10 15 blokes one big maelstrom of
00:09:56.000 fighting a big brawl and there's someone's girlfriend in the middle someone's like five 0.96
00:10:00.960 foot three 110 pound girl in the middle screeching going no don't it's not worth it don't no one's 1.00
00:10:07.400 listening to her are they no one no one's no one's even recognizing that she's there
00:10:13.220 that's what that's what i feel like your vet keeper is like all right get back to the papers
00:10:21.580 okay israel hit on lebanon threatens trace tehran halts uh straight traffic after attack on hezbollah
00:10:30.240 yeah so okay the key question is the straits of hormuz open sort of the way the americans want
00:10:36.500 the way trump wanted it just complete and utter immediately 100 like it was the day before this
00:10:42.720 war started no it's not no it's not and even if iran are letting certain ships through under
00:10:49.820 certain conditions which they are so it's open to some extent some degree if they're letting
00:10:56.220 some ships through it's a whole different question i think i said it yesterday it's a
00:11:00.180 whole different issue isn't it to those individual shipping companies and the actual crew of those
00:11:07.880 ships feeling that they're safe and that the insurance companies companies like Lloyds of
00:11:13.660 London although there are many others them being comfortable with insuring ships to go through
00:11:19.420 there that's something entirely different isn't it so even though the strait is nominally open to a
00:11:26.420 degree at the moment the actual shipping going through there is minimal it's not nothing but
00:11:32.060 it's minimal so so so did Trump get what he wanted what was supposed to be his line in the
00:11:39.360 sand a completely open straight from his no he hasn't he didn't so it's this two week ceasefire
00:11:48.640 double-sided ceasefire is it going to last even two weeks well no well it already hasn't has it
00:11:55.100 come on this ceasefire thing is uh uh kind of shown to be a bit of a farce now i think already
00:12:03.020 right i mean well hexes came out yesterday i believe it was yesterday
00:12:10.620 did a presser did a press conference came out and said it was a just it was just declared victory
00:12:19.340 he said like uh in emphatic terms as well just said it's a a complete and utter victory a victory
00:12:24.060 with a capital V
00:12:25.180 that's what he said
00:12:26.320 if I was ever in government
00:12:31.380 during a war time
00:12:33.080 in one way or another
00:12:33.720 I would reserve declaring victory
00:12:36.660 formally declaring victory
00:12:38.000 until it was absolutely
00:12:40.020 a thousand percent
00:12:41.980 obviously the reality
00:12:44.100 I wouldn't do it until then
00:12:45.560 there's a classic thing isn't there
00:12:46.920 of George Bush Jr
00:12:47.700 George W
00:12:48.320 declaring victory in Iraq
00:12:50.580 and although they thought
00:12:55.060 as far as they were concerned
00:12:57.240 it was operationally
00:12:59.300 a military victory
00:13:00.880 the actual thing, the actual campaign
00:13:03.580 was nowhere near finished
00:13:05.280 there was years and years and years more of it 0.98
00:13:07.080 and a whole sectarian bloodbath yet to go 0.98
00:13:09.800 and so people
00:13:11.180 his political enemies can point back at that clip
00:13:13.960 of him standing on an aircraft carrier
00:13:16.120 or a destroyer or whatever it was
00:13:17.900 with a big banner behind him
00:13:19.100 mission accomplished
00:13:20.100 And him saying
00:13:21.540 Mission accomplished
00:13:22.180 With one
00:13:22.600 It's all finished
00:13:23.240 They can point to that
00:13:24.280 And say
00:13:24.600 What an embarrassment
00:13:25.800 How sad
00:13:28.300 Like
00:13:29.000 This is
00:13:30.740 So they can do a bit
00:13:32.420 They can already
00:13:33.180 Already
00:13:33.680 One day later
00:13:34.480 Do that with that 1.00
00:13:35.140 Hegsif clip 1.00
00:13:35.840 Can't they
00:13:36.320 Capital V
00:13:37.820 Victory
00:13:39.000 Don't call victory
00:13:44.360 Too soon
00:13:44.840 I would say
00:13:46.060 Don't count your chickens
00:13:48.120 Till they're hatched
00:13:50.100 All right. Move comes one day after Trump announces ceasefire.
00:13:54.920 US and Islamic Republic poised for talks tomorrow.
00:13:59.060 Apparently J.D. Vance, Kushner and Wyckoff are going to go over, I think, to Pakistan,
00:14:05.920 sit down with some Iranian officials and try and hash something out.
00:14:10.400 I haven't got any real confidence that that will come to anything.
00:14:12.880 They've tried that a number of times, haven't they?
00:14:15.020 They've tried that a number of times.
00:14:16.100 I would say both sides
00:14:19.120 particularly the Iranian side 0.95
00:14:20.620 but both sides really
00:14:22.440 use that as just
00:14:26.480 a bargaining tool to
00:14:27.960 buy time
00:14:29.700 and
00:14:30.360 to try to bamboozle
00:14:34.460 their opponent politically in various ways
00:14:36.340 I don't think either side
00:14:38.340 are serious about
00:14:39.240 actually just getting
00:14:42.280 a full piece
00:14:43.260 at this stage at this stage i mean markets register gains after advances in diplomacy
00:14:50.740 so it's already a little bit out of date because markets have dropped again since then
00:14:55.000 equities commodities currencies bonds as for the oil price you ever look at the oil price in real
00:15:01.240 time we do that don't we on the bow show let's have a quick look what we got just shy of a hundred
00:15:07.660 dollars a barrel still so a little bit higher than yesterday but not a fantastic amount about
00:15:12.320 the same as yesterday a couple of dollars more west texas 97 brent just shy of 97
00:15:22.640 okay all the greens though going up but not going up sharply it's a little somehow it's
00:15:29.440 a little bit less volatile than it has been over the last three four weeks five weeks
00:15:35.360 at the moment just at the moment because it dipped loads yesterday off the back of this ceasefire
00:15:41.920 announcement dipped quite a lot it's like one of among the all-time biggest dips in one day
00:15:48.800 yesterday and it's gone up a tad since then but it hasn't shot through the roof again has it
00:15:55.040 at this point at this point and what all that means for how much you actually pay for gasoline
00:15:59.920 or diesel at the petrol pump in real life that's something else entirely isn't it
00:16:05.600 okay that's the financial times uh the normal times the normal venerable times
00:16:13.460 um what have we got airstrikes risk blowing fragile ceasefire apart
00:16:18.080 fragile ceasefire apart um so that is the main story today it's what they're all going with
00:16:24.700 deal under strain let's put in it mildly isn't it the deal is under strain as israel bombs lebanon
00:16:30.680 Trump to discuss pulling US out of NATO
00:16:34.520 That's the other big thing
00:16:35.740 Mark Rutger
00:16:36.460 You know, the head of NATO
00:16:40.540 He went to the White House yesterday
00:16:42.960 He had like a meeting with the Donald
00:16:45.780 Behind closed doors though
00:16:49.200 It was entirely private
00:16:50.140 He was in the White House for about two hours
00:16:54.480 We don't know if the majority of that two hours
00:16:56.820 Was sitting down with Trump himself
00:16:59.480 But he was in and out of the White House within about two hours
00:17:02.380 He came out and he just said
00:17:04.040 Obviously he doesn't give away everything they're saying
00:17:05.840 I mean it's sensitive military stuff ultimately isn't it
00:17:08.040 But he said they had a very frank conversation
00:17:11.400 And Donald Trump himself talking about
00:17:17.920 Again making noises about how he wants to
00:17:20.480 Maywell is looking at thinking about leaving NATO
00:17:25.800 well i'm one of those people i'm sure everyone watching this won't agree with me even lots of
00:17:31.380 people in the chat today won't agree with me i think a fair few would but not everyone will
00:17:36.000 agree with the take i'm about to say but i i don't care i would like america to leave nato
00:17:42.240 and the whole thing to fall apart i don't i think nato destabilizes the world and europe in various
00:17:47.880 ways. There you go. I mean, countries like Lithuania, Estonia, Finland, Poland, Belarus,
00:17:56.620 maybe, most affected. From my point of view, it's just a tool for US hegemony, and it destabilises
00:18:06.680 things
00:18:08.220 I feel like it's a relic of the Cold War
00:18:12.820 NATO 0.97
00:18:13.200 I feel like it made sense
00:18:18.920 in 1946 or whatever
00:18:20.860 it made sense all through the 50s
00:18:22.800 and even the 60s
00:18:23.860 but by
00:18:26.580 the 1990s
00:18:28.180 even
00:18:29.560 after the fall of the Berlin Wall let's say that
00:18:32.440 in 1989
00:18:33.200 doesn't make sense, why we've still got NATO in like
00:18:36.520 Year 2005
00:18:37.640 Why have you still got it today?
00:18:39.020 Don't know
00:18:39.800 If there was
00:18:46.020 If there was some sort of
00:18:47.600 I really don't see it happening
00:18:49.040 But if Putin decided he was going to invade Belarus
00:18:52.380 Or Poland
00:18:52.980 Or the plains of eastern Germany
00:18:55.320 Well then there would be an effort made at that point
00:18:59.100 Wouldn't there?
00:19:00.660 I mean it's taken him years to barely take 0.96
00:19:03.320 A third of Ukraine
00:19:05.320 Or the Donbass region
00:19:06.240 I don't see him, Soviet-style, 1950s Soviet-style, trying to invade Eastern and Central Europe.
00:19:13.700 But if he did, there would be a whole diplomatic and military thing at that point, wouldn't there?
00:19:20.660 Why do you have to have NATO sitting there the whole time?
00:19:23.440 Alright, I don't know.
00:19:25.160 I'm personally just not worried or scared about the United States pulling out of NATO,
00:19:29.420 and then NATO probably almost essentially collapsing.
00:19:32.100 Either entirely collapsing
00:19:33.920 Or
00:19:34.520 Just becoming a tiny
00:19:35.880 Tiny shadow
00:19:36.520 Of what it once was
00:19:37.520 It's okay
00:19:39.100 It reworked
00:19:39.940 The balance of power
00:19:40.940 Sometimes
00:19:41.520 You don't have to have
00:19:42.680 The status quo
00:19:43.440 As it existed
00:19:44.060 In 1945
00:19:44.620 Forever
00:19:45.340 Right
00:19:47.220 US bases in Germany
00:19:49.860 Just forever now
00:19:50.960 Really
00:19:51.480 Do we
00:19:51.860 I don't know
00:19:52.300 The FDA have come out
00:19:54.340 And said they don't want
00:19:55.020 American bases in
00:19:55.960 In Germany anymore
00:19:57.000 It was like 70
00:19:58.900 80 years ago now
00:20:00.420 all right all right the mirror let's have a look at the mirror again with the grand national
00:20:11.540 cracks in ceasefire deal got a screenshot of trump pulling a slightly odd face
00:20:20.100 tds it's mad isn't it okay this is a picture from beirut i believe is it yeah
00:20:30.420 A few hundred people killed in Beirut, or within 10, apparently something in the order of 100 Israeli missiles
00:20:36.940 hit Beirut in the window of 10 minutes yesterday.
00:20:43.000 And still it goes on, that's the headline, that's the headline from the Mirror.
00:20:46.820 Cracks in ceasefire deal and still it goes on.
00:20:49.680 Iran's threat over the Strait of Hormuz after brutal new Israeli strikes in Lebanon.
00:20:55.600 Some are saying that the Iranians are going to want payment from individual ships.
00:21:00.420 At first, I saw yesterday saying they want a million dollars per ship.
00:21:03.900 Now they're saying two million dollars per ship.
00:21:09.680 And they're saying, oh, you can pay in cryptocurrency.
00:21:13.460 That sort of says to me that they're not entirely serious about...
00:21:16.680 Because some big, massive companies will be able to afford that, at least for a while.
00:21:22.280 Many won't, many can't, many.
00:21:23.820 That effectively means it's still shut to them.
00:21:25.900 right it's not like every single oil tanker an oil tanker company has got
00:21:30.960 endless resources right they've got a bottom line like everyone else if you
00:21:36.520 have to pay two million dollars per ship every time well very very very
00:21:41.280 quickly if not immediately becomes not doable so it's effectively closed in
00:21:50.580 that sense then the daily mail they go okay iran emboldened straight hormuz still shut with tehran
00:22:01.340 demanding tolls they characterize it as it's shut it is just still shut more attacks on gulf states
00:22:07.020 and lebanon despite all trump's crowing the world mocks a bizarre kind of victory that's the headline
00:22:16.040 A bizarre kind of victory
00:22:17.640 That's what I was saying
00:22:18.680 When Hexist went out and said
00:22:20.180 Victory with a capital V 1.00
00:22:21.780 But yet, like the male group 1.00
00:22:25.160 Without diverting too far from reality
00:22:29.220 Are able to characterise it as
00:22:30.980 A bizarre kind of victory
00:22:32.560 I mean
00:22:36.500 If America's war aim
00:22:38.840 Or aims
00:22:39.980 Was to
00:22:40.560 One, remove the regime 0.68
00:22:42.440 Actually, not just kill everyone at the top
00:22:44.880 And they're replaced by new people
00:22:45.900 but fully, fully change that regime, well, they haven't done that.
00:22:52.740 If it was to get all the enriched uranium, they haven't done that.
00:23:00.360 If it was then, during this war, to have the Straits of Hormuz opened,
00:23:06.440 they haven't achieved that.
00:23:07.580 I mean, again, you can characterise it in a few different ways,
00:23:10.060 but the mail says that the strait just isn't open.
00:23:13.900 Still shut, sorry, they say.
00:23:15.900 so how is it a victory exactly
00:23:18.520 Pete
00:23:19.720 exit
00:23:20.680 okay
00:23:23.080 like he said in his press conference yesterday
00:23:25.560 I watched it
00:23:26.120 saying we've decimated their military
00:23:29.980 I mean decimation is only 1 in 10 1.00
00:23:32.160 but he probably meant it
00:23:34.500 almost destroyed I think is what he meant
00:23:37.560 by that word
00:23:38.460 you've pretty much destroyed their air force
00:23:42.260 they didn't have much to begin with anyway
00:23:43.760 but you've destroyed that
00:23:44.720 And sent nearly all their navy to the bottom of the sea
00:23:47.620 Okay
00:23:47.900 We've destroyed their ability to launch missiles
00:23:50.440 To an extent
00:23:51.980 Because they are still launching them
00:23:53.340 But okay, you've taken loads of those out
00:23:55.120 I can believe that
00:23:55.840 Sure 0.99
00:23:56.540 You've blown up, killed, murdered 0.99
00:23:59.540 Loads of their leadership 0.98
00:24:00.600 Loads of them
00:24:01.320 Yeah, okay
00:24:01.900 Okay, yep
00:24:02.940 Done that
00:24:03.540 What else though?
00:24:08.600 That's it though, isn't it?
00:24:09.620 Really
00:24:09.820 Okay
00:24:11.320 If someone said to me
00:24:17.540 You have to characterise it as either
00:24:19.060 A complete victory with a capital V
00:24:20.660 Or a bizarre kind of victory
00:24:22.820 And it's a binary choice
00:24:24.100 You can only pick one of those two things
00:24:25.780 I would say, yeah
00:24:27.680 It's more of a bizarre kind of victory
00:24:29.100 Than it is just a total, total win
00:24:31.720 The way Pete Hexith
00:24:33.480 Described it
00:24:34.920 Alright
00:24:36.580 This guy, this kid
00:24:39.040 Well I'll say kid, he's 21
00:24:40.020 it seems to be very very middle class kid living in primrose hill a very expensive nice
00:24:46.100 part of london um on a nice sunny day yesterday went up to primrose hill went up to the park
00:24:53.300 there lovely spot in london absolutely lovely spot um just to take some photos it's just a 21
00:24:59.000 year old trying out his camera somehow got in a fight with a bunch of black kids and they stabbed
00:25:05.580 him to death there you go that's blair's britain great that's cameron's britain for you the
00:25:17.340 independent oh what's that some iranian people burning an israeli flag us iran quote begged
00:25:26.220 quote for truce and must dig up hidden uranium see there you go in a nutshell right that's what
00:25:33.700 the USA that's what they want Iran are not going to do that they're not going to do that are they
00:25:38.680 well if they do dig it up they're not just going to immediately hand it over to the IAEA
00:25:42.700 or some Navy SEALs that are going to blackhawk it out of the country no no I doubt it I highly 0.64
00:25:49.500 doubt it Iran begs for truce and must dig up hidden uranium White House declares capital fee 0.70
00:25:56.780 for military victory with two weeks ceasefire any new peace deal will require Tehran to hand
00:26:03.620 over buried nuclear material i don't see that happening i really don't trump claims he's
00:26:11.000 agreed joint uh quote joint venture quote with iran to reopen strait of hormuz can you see the
00:26:18.480 divergence between what what trump wants and thinks and what iran wants and thinks i don't
00:26:23.680 think iran have got any intention of doing any sort of joint venture well let's see over the
00:26:27.680 course of today or the next day or week it might emerge that in fact something some deal like that
00:26:32.200 is in place. At the moment, we don't know the future, do we? It's not yet written. At
00:26:37.420 the moment, as of the morning of the 9th, Thursday the 9th, it doesn't look like that's
00:26:41.560 a realistic thing, does it? Israel says the deal doesn't include Lebanon. Iran says it
00:26:48.360 does, though. Iran wants it too, though. And launches huge deadly strikes. Okay, you get
00:27:00.620 How many times can I labour?
00:27:01.720 I don't need to labour the point really much anymore, do I?
00:27:03.540 This ceasefire isn't really much of a ceasefire.
00:27:07.860 The Metro.
00:27:11.220 The Metro.
00:27:15.300 So weary.
00:27:16.080 I've got Metro fatigue.
00:27:20.320 After 40 years of chaos, is it really peace?
00:27:24.200 They ask.
00:27:26.540 This headline this morning, I had to read it two or three times
00:27:29.140 where i could even gather what they were trying to get at but oil over bar the shouting
00:27:37.540 oil over bar the shouting well there was a comma there and you realize it's a pun it should be all
00:27:44.900 because oil and all rhyme don't they that should be all over comma bar the shouting all over
00:27:54.820 bar the shouting but they've just written oil over bar the shouting
00:27:58.900 okay good one good one good headline
00:28:06.640 trump's war chief pete hexeth boasts of a victory with capital v after iran begged
00:28:17.540 for a ceasefire okay energy prices fall see when they go to print on these things energy prices
00:28:23.840 fall as world becomes as world welcomes deal but tehran threatens ships and israel fights on
00:28:31.500 i think it's going to be the case that whatever trump and ruby and hicks want or demand
00:28:38.140 israel and iran are going to keep doing what they want what they think are in their best
00:28:44.800 interests and maybe maybe a lot of the other countries as well like saudi or something
00:28:48.400 A lot of the other countries
00:28:49.820 They're going to keep doing
00:28:52.800 What they want
00:28:54.400 I would have thought largely 1.00
00:28:56.280 Certainly Iran 0.96
00:28:58.020 At some point 1.00
00:29:00.860 With enough pressure and talking 0.99
00:29:03.460 The United States might get Israel 0.92
00:29:05.680 To fall in line with exactly what it wants 0.96
00:29:07.620 Maybe, maybe, eventually 0.99
00:29:09.300 Not Iran though
00:29:12.680 Okay, the sun
00:29:14.560 Fleecing our time
00:29:18.360 get it because fleece and peace do kind of rhyme don't they fleecing our time fleecing someone
00:29:25.040 stealing from someone to fleece them fleecing our time iran opens shipping toll booths
00:29:33.600 in peace deal quote peace deal that's the story that you're saying that the ayatollah
00:29:38.660 if he's even alive if he's in a coma the ayatollah or rather just the iranians
00:29:44.020 Some reports
00:29:46.200 Want up to 2 million dollars per ship
00:29:48.380 Again effectively closing it
00:29:50.940 To a lot of shipping
00:29:52.160 One way or another
00:29:53.260 Fleece in our time
00:29:56.000 Brits face
00:29:58.720 Months of higher bills 1.00
00:30:00.120 And pumps hell
00:30:01.860 Petrol pumps
00:30:02.880 Yeah
00:30:05.000 Whether this fleece
00:30:07.920 Will be a joint US venture
00:30:09.720 Trump says he wants it to be
00:30:12.520 like a joint US venture
00:30:14.300 but
00:30:14.560 it's not clear is it
00:30:17.020 it's all a bit up in the air
00:30:17.940 isn't it
00:30:18.240 there's nothing
00:30:18.700 there's nothing clear
00:30:19.740 about all of this
00:30:20.620 particularly is there
00:30:21.500 alright the eye paper
00:30:22.720 what have we got in the eye paper
00:30:23.740 UK mine hunter drones
00:30:26.980 to protect oil in Hormuz
00:30:28.800 are they
00:30:29.500 are they now
00:30:31.400 but fuel bills
00:30:33.860 set to stay higher
00:30:34.900 I'll quickly read the blurb
00:30:36.080 because it's more about
00:30:37.360 Britain
00:30:38.200 and the British government
00:30:39.440 Prime Minister
00:30:41.160 stepping up work on reopening gulf again like i said earlier about yvette cooper
00:30:47.740 same applies for keir starmer doesn't it really keir starmer is going to start working really
00:30:53.280 hard is going to step up efforts to make any difference actually physically in the straits
00:30:59.680 of four moves but okay prime minister quote stepping up quote work on reopening gulf
00:31:04.520 oil and gas shipping route after us and iran agree fragile ceasefire in bid to offset further
00:31:11.400 shock to world energy markets he's not going to do jack is he not going to achieve jack we're
00:31:18.880 going to send mine hunter drones are we are we i believe it when i see it and when we do it'll be
00:31:24.760 a very very small token effort won't it okay starmer faces warnings that the that the uk is
00:31:32.720 still at risk of economic turmoil with think tank calling for a plan to help
00:31:37.120 britain's ration energy and fuel as suppliers continue to be choked great
00:31:41.120 great oh good fuel rationing in britain in the 2020s
00:31:50.440 because of operation apac fury
00:31:55.760 two week truce in doubt
00:32:04.100 as Israel unleashes heaviest attack of war so far in Lebanon
00:32:07.720 and Iran halts oil tankers
00:32:09.860 and threatens retaliation over alleged ceasefire breach
00:32:13.320 Iran war has exposed new Royal Navy
00:32:17.260 Iran war has exposed how Royal Navy has been
00:32:21.540 quote cut beyond the bone
00:32:24.480 quote experts say yeah sorry the right is so small there that's right at the limit of my
00:32:31.120 of my increasingly dwindling 2020 i haven't got 2020 anymore probably should get lenses or
00:32:38.640 glasses at some point soon it's only a shade off of what it always used to be but it's definitely
00:32:44.480 all right anyway that's my problem isn't it all right the daily telegraph daily torograph this
00:32:50.700 is that story about how Putin's mocking Starmer oh sorry it's right there is it Putin mocks
00:32:56.540 Starmer in channel and that's that he's sending through Russian tankers oil tankers or even
00:33:04.140 ghost ones that's what they call them don't they or zombie Russian zombie tankers Russian
00:33:09.280 ghost tankers and sometimes we or a few times we've boarded them we've sent Royal Marines
00:33:13.940 or the SBS to just board them and take them this is like in the North Sea and in the English
00:33:18.200 channel and stuff so now they're escorting it with an actual russian warship to stop us doing
00:33:25.920 that so if we wanted to do that again we'd probably have to engage that warship and then
00:33:29.680 and then what and then we're at war with russia 0.59
00:33:31.640 a couple of things go wrong there it's a nuclear holocaust
00:33:38.600 a bit worrying isn't it makes you think if the uh the bellicose war hawks the
00:33:48.320 the massively anti-russian war hawks in the british establishment
00:33:52.500 will they actually get what they want or what they seem to want a war with russia
00:33:58.280 because if they wanted to at this point right if they wanted to they could engage that ship
00:34:04.260 and balled this ship
00:34:06.140 and then the bulls
00:34:08.740 back in the Kremlin's court
00:34:10.000 what now?
00:34:11.540 what are you going to do now?
00:34:13.660 all that
00:34:13.920 like
00:34:14.260 really?
00:34:15.660 really are you going to start a war with Russia?
00:34:20.880 um 0.98
00:34:21.360 I have still got the biggest
00:34:23.660 nuclear arsenal in the world
00:34:25.560 tens of thousands of nukes
00:34:29.720 and we've got nukes
00:34:33.120 as well
00:34:33.660 bit worrying okay billionaire expat moves back home to hand four million pounds to reform yeah
00:34:42.860 this is a story of a guy what's his name ben something self-made billionaire apparently
00:34:47.300 i've never heard of him before but he's moved back to britain and he's going to give reform
00:34:50.920 four million quid for their war chest there you go good well not great but because i'm a restore
00:34:58.360 person but good for them good for them you know still despite being a restore partisan
00:35:04.680 i would rather reform do well than the lib dems or labor or conservative of course
00:35:12.660 ideally i'd like to see ideally i mean i know it's a bit police guy thinking but
00:35:18.040 like to see restore as the government and reform as the opposition
00:35:23.960 Lib Dem, Labour, Tory are just a couple of guys up in the corner
00:35:30.380 where the independents sit
00:35:32.620 with a couple of SNP dudes up there
00:35:35.280 and no one really listens to them
00:35:37.060 that would be ideal, wouldn't it?
00:35:39.420 that would be the type of parliament I'd like to see
00:35:41.120 alright
00:35:42.480 Iran threatens to restart war over Lebanon bombardment
00:35:48.400 oh, both sides have threatened to restart the war
00:35:50.340 Trump has said a whole bunch of times
00:35:52.240 already
00:35:53.680 oh we're keeping all our military and navy in place
00:35:57.240 like this is just a two week ceasefire at the moment
00:36:00.560 it's not like
00:36:01.300 it's not like we're just leaving the region
00:36:03.540 everything's going to stay in place
00:36:05.040 absolutely everything
00:36:07.680 and he said
00:36:09.320 he also said explicitly
00:36:10.420 if Iran
00:36:12.460 as far as he's concerned
00:36:14.040 cross any red lines
00:36:15.220 it's straight on immediately
00:36:16.540 straight back on immediately 0.95
00:36:17.960 and Iran threatening the same thing 0.98
00:36:21.420 I don't see this thing 1.00
00:36:24.140 lasting very long
00:36:25.040 the ceasefire I mean
00:36:26.820 don't see that
00:36:27.520 lasting very long
00:36:28.440 the express
00:36:31.820 it's a good paper
00:36:33.140 being ironic there
00:36:36.280 for anyone who's watching
00:36:37.040 the Bo show for the first time
00:36:37.880 it's not a good paper
00:36:38.600 that's an Alan Partridge quote 0.99
00:36:39.980 it's a ridiculous rag 0.99
00:36:41.560 look at this picture 0.99
00:36:44.260 this is so infuriating
00:36:46.240 to any sort of
00:36:49.060 patriot
00:36:49.520 anyone who doesn't want
00:36:50.320 their country
00:36:50.840 and society to be ripped apart what an infuriating thing that's a beach in france 1.00
00:36:57.580 just across the channel there's a whole bunch of foreign invaders economic migrants 1.00
00:37:04.460 unvetted fighting age men god knows who they are what their past is what's in their hearts and 0.99
00:37:09.980 minds no one knows no one no idea all he knows that they're trying to break the law by getting
00:37:14.500 into Britain illegally. We've paid the French authorities hundreds and hundreds of millions
00:37:22.800 of pounds over years to do something, to do anything to stop them, to even lower the numbers
00:37:33.160 a bit, anything. No, they just stand there, look, there you go, just standing there, just
00:37:36.780 watching them do it right headline is destination El Dorado UK El Dorado a fabled city of gold
00:37:49.580 it's a destination for these people because they'll get far more benefits they'll get treated
00:37:54.080 far better in the UK than anywhere else in Europe they'll just be given loads and loads
00:37:59.740 and loads of things at least of all a roof over their head and almost certainly not deported
00:38:05.720 Almost certainly
00:38:07.020 Not certainly, but
00:38:08.240 So it's the best place to get to
00:38:12.700 Is the UK
00:38:14.800 It's not enough 0.75
00:38:16.360 Say they've come from, well, say they've come from wherever 0.91
00:38:18.320 Say they've come from Vietnam 0.92
00:38:20.640 As far away as Vietnam 1.00
00:38:22.200 Bangladesh, Pakistan
00:38:26.400 Iraq, Iran, Syria, Nigeria
00:38:30.680 Anywhere in sub-Saharan Africa 0.73
00:38:31.980 Wherever they've come from 1.00
00:38:33.040 The place where they can get the most gibs 1.00
00:38:36.120 Is the UK 1.00
00:38:37.380 So it's not good enough that they're in France 0.99
00:38:39.460 It's not good enough for them
00:38:40.320 They're already in France 0.99
00:38:41.720 They need to get across the channel
00:38:45.060 And the French police just watch them
00:38:47.360 Just stand there and watch them 0.81
00:38:48.460 It's infuriating
00:38:52.720 And we've tried to do a new deal
00:38:54.740 Shabana Mahmood, our Home Secretary
00:38:56.480 Who I don't believe for an instant
00:38:58.420 Has got any intention of truly stopping
00:39:00.620 Or wanting to
00:39:03.040 He's tried to make some sort of new deal 1.00
00:39:06.160 Slightly stronger deal with the French
00:39:08.700 And the French have rejected that 0.98
00:39:10.660 Even rejected that
00:39:11.580 So
00:39:11.940 The star
00:39:15.320 Something about the
00:39:16.400 Something about the
00:39:18.080 The Grand National
00:39:18.780 Don't even care
00:39:19.420 Don't care 1.00
00:39:20.920 Red Roma 1.00
00:39:21.520 Very very famous
00:39:22.800 Racehorse winner
00:39:24.040 It's trainer
00:39:25.700 His grandson is now a jockey
00:39:28.720 Gonna be in the Grand National on Saturday
00:39:30.060 Okay don't care
00:39:30.660 Let's move on
00:39:31.360 Let's move on
00:39:32.140 the BBC goes all with the oh no let's do the poll we do the poll at this point
00:39:36.240 don't we we do the poll Harry can you bring that up
00:39:39.720 from my screen for me so we asked you guys to show I have 1200 votes we asked
00:39:44.880 you guys
00:39:45.560 do you think the ceasefire will hold
00:39:48.900 6% of you say yes
00:39:52.560 80% say no
00:39:57.120 and 14% say maybe
00:40:00.040 All I know is my gut says maybe
00:40:04.680 80% though
00:40:07.840 That's a stonking win effectively isn't it
00:40:10.040 It doesn't seem likely
00:40:11.600 Or it just already has fallen apart isn't it
00:40:15.480 6 or 7
00:40:16.280 The yes just ticked up to 7% there 1.00
00:40:18.640 Contrarians and trolls to a man I imagine 0.97
00:40:22.460 Don't go 1.00
00:40:24.360 Don't leave me I didn't mean it
00:40:25.520 Okay let's have a look at the websites
00:40:29.600 let's have a look at the websites uh okay the bbc just goes with all all iran things here you can
00:40:36.660 see a quick snapshot of everything they're going with trump says u.s forces will stay in region
00:40:42.480 until iran fully complies with quote real agreement quote the real agreement in their mind
00:40:47.320 and they're not going to they haven't already and they're not going to are they
00:40:50.940 realistically so everything stays in place there you go jeremy bowen a bbc correspondent famous
00:41:02.080 one ceasefire means respite for civilians but it might not last long trump criticizes nato as
00:41:09.980 alliance chief describes meeting as very frank negotiators face huge tasks to close gaps in
00:41:19.220 rival Iran peace proposals. Huge gaps. Giants chasms. Even if Iran war ends now, farmers'
00:41:26.700 costs will have to be passed on. Iran warning adds to shipping uncertainty.
00:41:31.900 All right. There you go. That's a bit of a snapshot of it.
00:41:35.640 In the ITV news, there was, I believe there was one, oh yeah, there we go. There you go.
00:41:41.960 The Israeli angle real quick. Netanyahu cautiously supports Iran's ceasefire as criticisms within
00:41:48.920 israel grow um but as i say other reports have said he's just completely adamant that iran won't
00:41:58.200 be able to retain its currently buried enriched uranium and he would have been aware wouldn't he
00:42:07.720 you would have thought that it was one of iran's red lines to stop bombing lebanon which he stepped
00:42:16.200 up if anything in the last 24 hours didn't he we had a report a moment ago saying it was the largest
00:42:23.000 bombardment of missiles of ordnance into lebanon from israel since the war started so
00:42:32.280 so netanyahu in one sense cautiously supports iran's ceasefire
00:42:37.000 and in another sense absolutely doesn't in any way shape or form okay
00:42:41.080 Sky News and we had a quick look
00:42:44.540 Yvette Cooper 1.00
00:42:45.140 Completely impotent Yvette Cooper 0.99
00:42:47.980 Screaming into the void
00:42:49.260 Oh there's a story of that
00:42:53.660 That 21 year old who just got stabbed in a park
00:42:56.700 Do you think he started it?
00:43:00.800 He started the knife fight
00:43:01.820 Finbar
00:43:05.540 Finbar Sullivan
00:43:06.700 Of Primrose Hill
00:43:08.080 I doubt it
00:43:12.360 I don't know the details of that fight, of course
00:43:14.840 Because they haven't been reported on
00:43:16.620 You know how it goes, don't you?
00:43:21.120 They're really, really, really aggressive
00:43:23.180 Really aggressive
00:43:24.480 And one way or another, over nothing
00:43:26.720 Over nothing
00:43:27.340 Force your hand to say or do anything back
00:43:31.060 Suddenly you're in a fight now
00:43:32.320 Suddenly you're just in a fight over nothing
00:43:34.900 Try and fight back
00:43:38.220 Oops, you just got stabbed
00:43:39.200 May or may not be a fatal stabbing
00:43:42.260 On Primrose Hill
00:43:45.560 Thanks Blair
00:43:48.200 Thanks Cameron
00:43:48.900 Thanks Boris
00:43:49.600 Thanks Rishi
00:43:50.760 Thanks Starmer
00:43:53.400 That's our Britain now
00:43:55.120 Brilliant
00:43:57.280 Trump warns of bigger and stronger strikes on Iran
00:44:01.000 Unless a deal agreement is reached
00:44:02.760 See, it's all
00:44:04.240 It's still on isn't it
00:44:06.220 As Tehran insists
00:44:08.040 Israeli attacks on Lebanon
00:44:09.460 Must end
00:44:10.300 They're not going 1.00
00:44:10.720 Israel are not going to do that 1.00
00:44:11.600 I don't think
00:44:12.280 They might do
00:44:13.340 But I don't think so
00:44:14.840 I don't think so
00:44:17.440 Alright
00:44:19.000 Another report there
00:44:20.600 Niger gets a
00:44:21.440 Bunch more money 1.00
00:44:22.280 For his war chest
00:44:23.100 Okay
00:44:24.400 Trump promises to destroy Iran
00:44:32.280 In furious statement
00:44:33.680 A ceasefire falls apart in 24 hours
00:44:36.140 See, so they're prepared to describe it as it's just
00:44:39.540 It has fallen apart
00:44:41.080 Starmer's small boat crisis deepens 1.00
00:44:45.760 As 2026 migrants 1.00
00:44:48.080 As this year's migrants
00:44:49.760 Crossings top 5,000 1.00
00:44:51.700 Look at this 1.00
00:44:54.660 These are not like refugees, are they?
00:45:00.260 That are fleeing persecution from their countries
00:45:02.760 Some of them may be
00:45:03.780 Most of
00:45:05.740 The vast majority of them
00:45:07.000 Won't be
00:45:07.520 Will they
00:45:07.920 The vast majority of them 1.00
00:45:10.020 Are economic migrants 1.00
00:45:11.060 Are chancers 1.00
00:45:11.920 And unvetted 1.00
00:45:15.080 That's sort of the most terrifying thing
00:45:17.020 Isn't it
00:45:17.300 Unvetted
00:45:17.880 Coming here for Gibbs
00:45:20.920 And to commit theft 0.75
00:45:22.760 And or sex crime
00:45:23.680 Or even worse
00:45:24.980 Violent crime
00:45:25.620 Murders
00:45:26.480 Whatever
00:45:26.880 His name was Wayne Broadcast
00:45:28.440 Could be stopped in an afternoon
00:45:34.080 Deploy a 4-2 commando
00:45:37.180 Could be stopped basically immediately
00:45:39.940 Within one day
00:45:40.600 Stopped, dead
00:45:41.500 Not one more
00:45:43.140 Not one man more
00:45:44.620 Making the decision every day
00:45:48.020 To not do that, aren't they?
00:45:49.100 Every single day
00:45:49.840 The decision is taken to not act
00:45:53.440 What other conclusion can you come to
00:45:58.520 Than they want it
00:45:59.900 Our government want this
00:46:01.980 What other conclusion can you come to
00:46:06.180 They could stop it immediately
00:46:07.760 Almost immediately
00:46:08.860 Stop it dead in its tracks
00:46:10.860 Alright, a little bit about
00:46:13.940 I was nearly caught to you
00:46:14.900 A little bit about Artemis
00:46:17.740 They should be coming back in what
00:46:19.640 The next two days is it
00:46:21.040 Next two days
00:46:21.860 And as I said before
00:46:23.980 And as everyone says
00:46:24.840 Who knows anything about it
00:46:25.680 It's the most dangerous part of the mission by far
00:46:28.820 Is re-entering to Earth's atmosphere
00:46:31.440 How on Earth
00:46:35.140 Inside Artemis' perilous 16-minute plunge
00:46:38.560 Back to Earth
00:46:39.260 Where astronauts face
00:46:40.640 2,760 degrees Celsius
00:46:44.320 Heat
00:46:46.200 With just a 3-inch shield
00:46:48.320 2760 degrees 25 000 miles per hour not kilometers now miles per hour there we go look
00:47:00.720 orion and european service module the esm separate traveling at just shy of 25 000 a miles per hour
00:47:11.160 it's difficult to fathom how fast that is
00:47:16.080 that's difficult to fathom that
00:47:19.800 like 1000 miles per hour is slower than
00:47:24.300 like a bullet like a 9mm pistol bullet
00:47:27.640 I think even like a decent rifle
00:47:30.700 I think I've watched a fair few videos before about
00:47:34.620 loads of videos actually before about ballistics I think a very very good
00:47:38.700 rifle like a 308 or a 50k or something, I think that bullet will go faster than
00:47:42.680 1,000 miles per hour, or is it 1,000 feet per second? They usually measure it in feet per second
00:47:48.780 actually, they don't know. Anyway, 25,000 miles per hour is way, way, way, way, way faster than
00:47:54.360 any rifle bullet. I mean, many times, many times faster. It's an insane speed, 25,000 miles per
00:47:59.640 hour. It's sort of insane. It's sort of very, very difficult to comprehend. Okay, and they'll
00:48:05.580 into earth's atmosphere at that speed um and then uh orion the little module thing that the
00:48:13.600 the four people are in that four people will be inside that um it fires thrusters turning its
00:48:19.280 heat shield the bottom bit towards the atmosphere and then you just sit tight and hope you don't
00:48:25.740 burn up break apart burn up and just the atmosphere itself will break it down to 300
00:48:33.580 miles per hour then they shoot their then they fire their shoots the drogue parachutes um
00:48:41.620 slow them down to about 30 20 30 mile per hour and then they drop in the ocean and are picked up
00:48:48.840 it floats and they're picked up if you believe any of this is real and it's not all just a sound
00:48:54.340 stage in texas somewhere or california which i think you would be mad to think that i honestly
00:49:01.880 You do think, like, failing to understand reality properly
00:49:05.560 if you think all of NASA and space is just phony and fake.
00:49:13.620 It's just me? All right, that's just me.
00:49:16.040 New York Times, more about Iran.
00:49:17.460 Okay, we've done that a bit.
00:49:19.520 I do like to just check in with Le Monde most mornings,
00:49:22.960 just to check in. 0.96
00:49:25.340 Yep, Lebanon's secretary intentions rise.
00:49:27.700 We must stand united.
00:49:29.360 or we are heading for civil war, Lebanon 1.00
00:49:33.400 that's what happens if you let a giant Muslim majority into your country 1.00
00:49:40.740 it ends in complete civil war and chaos 1.00
00:49:44.780 destabilisation
00:49:46.360 misery, death, etc, etc, etc, etc
00:49:51.100 it's absolutely insane and suicidal 0.99
00:49:56.780 to let millions of Muslims come to Western, non-Muslim countries. 1.00
00:50:02.020 A sectarian nightmare. 1.00
00:50:03.960 It's not just...
00:50:05.320 It's not just a far-right fantasy. 0.95
00:50:07.880 It's not just some sort of crazy right-wing racist bigot thing to think or say. 0.88
00:50:13.940 It's obviously true. 0.69
00:50:15.540 It's obviously reality.
00:50:17.200 How many times does it have to play out in the world? 1.00
00:50:23.840 You have a non-Muslim country and you let enough Muslims in 1.00
00:50:26.740 It becomes a nightmare sectarian situation 1.00
00:50:30.260 Once there's enough of them 1.00
00:50:35.660 Because it's a proselytizing religion 0.99
00:50:39.760 Conquering religion 1.00
00:50:40.680 It wants you to submit 1.00
00:50:43.160 Islam at its core
00:50:45.360 Wants you, whoever you are, everyone 1.00
00:50:47.920 To submit to it
00:50:49.880 Demands submission
00:50:53.800 And is prepared to fight for it
00:50:56.140 So either submit or be prepared to fight back
00:51:00.760 It's one of those two things
00:51:01.860 I mean we know Nigel Al-Faraj
00:51:06.220 Nigel Al-Faraj
00:51:07.800 We know he does want to capitulate to it effectively, right?
00:51:11.640 Didn't he say, quote
00:51:12.600 If we alienate Islam, we lose 0.53
00:51:15.360 We lose, quote
00:51:16.820 No? Did he not say that?
00:51:20.980 That's defeatist, that's slave talk as far as I'm concerned 0.96
00:51:23.340 That's disgusting, that's not what I want 0.91
00:51:24.980 That's not what we need in government 0.97
00:51:26.720 That's terrible
00:51:27.820 That's moral and political cowardice
00:51:31.620 Nothing more
00:51:32.540 He's terrified
00:51:34.700 Not good enough
00:51:36.600 I won't submit, I will not submit
00:51:38.560 Alright, shall we have a look at
00:51:43.440 This day in history
00:51:44.860 Shall we have a quick look at that
00:51:46.140 I like doing that segment at the end of the show
00:51:47.680 You guys seem to like it
00:51:49.380 Down through the centuries on this day, the 9th of April
00:51:52.080 What happened of note
00:51:53.680 Let's take a look
00:51:55.680 Alright, on this day, the 9th of April
00:51:58.680 In the year 1483
00:51:59.760 Edward V, a child
00:52:02.620 So it says that
00:52:04.780 Age 12, succeeds his father
00:52:06.860 Edward IV
00:52:07.780 This son of York
00:52:09.860 Edward IV, the eldest son of
00:52:12.660 Richard Duke of York
00:52:13.840 Who won the Wars of the Roses
00:52:16.360 He succeeds his father
00:52:19.380 Who just died of natural causes
00:52:20.660 He was a bit corpulent
00:52:22.180 And he died relatively young
00:52:24.080 So his dad
00:52:26.820 Edward IV dies
00:52:28.500 And even though he's aged 12
00:52:29.920 He immediately becomes the king
00:52:31.620 That's how that works
00:52:32.860 Your coronation is just a rubber stamp
00:52:34.800 The moment the old king is dead
00:52:37.540 The next in line is the king
00:52:39.040 So Edward V
00:52:41.340 A 12 year old is now king
00:52:43.100 But he is never crowned
00:52:45.860 And he disappears
00:52:48.000 Never seen from again
00:52:50.540 Presumed murdered
00:52:52.020 after being incarcerated in the Tower of London
00:52:55.760 along with his younger brother, Richard.
00:52:59.520 The two princes in the Tower.
00:53:02.140 So, actually, on Epochs, Harry, at the moment, Harry,
00:53:06.040 on my history theme show, Epochs, Behind the Paywall,
00:53:10.100 consider going over to lotusethes.com for as little as £5 a month
00:53:12.580 to become a Bronze Team membership.
00:53:13.780 On that show, I'm going through a series of the Wars of the Roses
00:53:17.600 at the moment, the entire Wars of the Roses.
00:53:19.400 at the moment we're just up to the bit where the king before edward the fourth henry the sixth
00:53:26.320 lancastrian has just been murdered making edward the fourth's reign safe effectively that's where
00:53:34.060 we are in the story and this is in the next episode or two i'll be talking all about this
00:53:38.520 but of course it's a very very famous bit of english history the prince is in the tower
00:53:42.880 many say that edward the 12 year old edward the fourth edward the fifth and his little brother
00:53:51.940 richard were put in the tower by their own uncle evil uncle richard the third
00:53:58.320 we don't know exactly it's sort of a mystery i don't think it's much of a mystery when you look
00:54:04.280 at the actual accounts from the time it's not really a mystery but people like to make out
00:54:08.240 it's a mystery it's not really but what you can say for 100% sure 100% historical fact
00:54:13.740 they went into that tower apparently for their own good called into Uncle Richard
00:54:18.460 and were just never seen again
00:54:20.620 it's a story as old as time extra princes quite often
00:54:28.080 find themselves in an early grave whether Richard himself personally murdered them
00:54:35.000 smothered them or something probably not but we don't know we just don't know
00:54:37.760 what we know for sure is that they were never seen again after a certain point they were in
00:54:43.200 the tower sometimes people would see them playing around and frolicking on the green
00:54:48.140 they're still alive and then at a certain point just sit they're gone they're gone and they're 0.99
00:54:54.080 gone leaving the throne open for uncle richard who then got his ass handed to him by henry tudor 0.99
00:55:04.060 at Bosworth Field 1.00
00:55:06.820 and himself killed
00:55:08.400 ok, we'll get into all that on Epochs
00:55:11.320 over the coming few weeks
00:55:12.320 if you're interested in that
00:55:13.780 great story, alright
00:55:15.600 on this day in 1731
00:55:17.180 British mariner Robert Jenkins
00:55:19.560 Robert Jenkins' ear 0.98
00:55:21.720 is cut off by a Spaniard in the Caribbean 1.00
00:55:24.240 and it's a catalyst for a later war
00:55:26.520 between Britain and Spain
00:55:27.460 that's how we used to roll 1.00
00:55:29.520 you mutilate 0.88
00:55:32.400 one of our sailors, that's it
00:55:34.040 war there's much more to it than that politics we were we were sort of global rivals britain and
00:55:40.060 spain of course in the early 18th century and after so it's really just a casaspella a reason
00:55:47.160 to go to war but there's the whole the whole war of jenkins here if you're interested there'll be
00:55:51.960 youtube videos there's a wiki page the war of jenkins here we wanted to go to war with spain
00:55:57.840 so we're looking for any little anything they might do where we can go that's it that's war
00:56:03.680 now and this happened to be what it was the war of jenkins ear there we go on this day in 1768
00:56:10.200 john hancock the first signature on the declaration of independence john hancock an american refuses
00:56:19.080 to allow two british customs agents to go below the deck of his ship considered by some to be the
00:56:24.060 first act of physical resistance to british authority in the colonies the 13 us colonies
00:56:30.960 days John Hancock look at the date there 1768 so 1776 is the beginning of the war so many many
00:56:38.240 years before that people don't say it much anymore but people used to say well some people know that
00:56:45.980 your John Hancock is shorthand for your signature someone might give you a bit of paper to sign
00:56:52.760 they say go and put your John Hancock there why do they do that it's because as I said John Hancock
00:56:58.320 is the first signature before George Washington before John Adams for Thomas Jefferson John
00:57:04.140 Hancock was like I'll sign it and let me sign it first I hate the English the most
00:57:08.220 John Hancock if you're an American because I'm an Anglo-American basically my father's an
00:57:14.740 American full-blown American tons of cousins in America um if you're an American John Hancock's 0.65
00:57:21.100 he's great isn't he he's one of your boys love it as an englishman an arch traitor
00:57:28.440 all right um okay on this day in 1865 confederate general granny lee bobby e lee
00:57:39.300 granny by the way isn't a criticism before you get worried about it that's what they called him
00:57:44.880 and he liked being called that because he looked after them like a grandmother he loved his own
00:57:48.320 men so much. He's like this white-haired, grandmotherly figure. He will look after you.
00:57:54.780 He will try and keep you alive with everything he's got. Granny Lee. It's not a criticism. 0.99
00:58:01.700 Confederate General Robert E. Lee and 26,765 troops surrender at Appomattox Courthouse in the US
00:58:07.540 to Lieutenant General Ulysses S. Grant, ending the Civil War in Northern Virginia.
00:58:13.580 Most people say that that's the end of the Civil War, and it largely was, but not entirely.
00:58:18.320 There was some sporadic fighting still for a while after that
00:58:21.200 But in essence, essentially that's the end of the American Civil War
00:58:24.800 General Lee realised that he could go on fighting to the last man
00:58:32.180 But there's just absolutely no point in that
00:58:34.440 The Yankees had gotten them effectively surrounded
00:58:37.980 There was no point, there's literally no strategic or tactical point
00:58:43.120 Trying to fight on any longer
00:58:45.180 um do you think i've got long-form content about that sort of thing
00:58:53.160 it's actually not on epochs it's on my own channel history bro
00:58:59.060 did a very very long form bit of content with benjamin boyce the great benjamin boyce
00:59:04.400 all about the entire life and career of ulysses s grant
00:59:08.440 not just his war career but his early life his war career and then he went on to be
00:59:15.000 president didn't he and then his life after being president the whole thing long form bit of content
00:59:19.960 i think it's i think it's is it in the three hour ballpark or more oh anyway got a very very long
00:59:27.400 video on ulysses s grant if you want to hear me talking about ulysses s grant and of course the
00:59:33.580 civil war in loads of quite a lot of detail check it out it's all free over at history bro nothing's
00:59:39.580 behind a paywall there. Benjamin Boyce, great dude. Great dude, isn't he? A great listener.
00:59:47.020 A great spirit. Okay, on this day in 1869, Hudson's Bay Company cedes its territory to Canada.
00:59:54.060 I've mentioned Hudson's Bay Company before, haven't I? I think I have. People think there's
00:59:58.900 like the Honourable East India Company. It was one of the only type of these 18th, 19th century
01:00:04.020 companies that go around the world effectively doing conquest. Well, there's loads. All different
01:00:09.100 countries all different types south sea company anyway hudson's bay company finally in the end
01:00:14.140 i'll just give everything over to canada the story though the story of the hudson bay company is is
01:00:21.040 interesting okay in 1992 john major is elected prime minister of the united kingdom after his
01:00:29.460 conservative party wins the most votes in british electoral history which is funny and interesting
01:00:34.780 because he didn't get a big majority it's often ways in it or not often but quite it can be the
01:00:40.920 way not just in the in the united kingdom in any vote that you can win sort of the popular vote
01:00:48.120 just the sheer number of votes you get from people and yet that doesn't necessarily translate into
01:00:53.540 a very very strong government so he had a very small majority i believe in 1992 very small
01:01:01.280 Very very small
01:01:04.000 Everyone thought
01:01:05.600 No one thought John Major would take over from Margaret Thatcher
01:01:08.720 Did they
01:01:09.200 He wasn't sort of
01:01:11.940 They thought it would be Michael Heseltine didn't they
01:01:14.640 Including Michael Heseltine
01:01:16.680 Everyone thought that if and when 0.83
01:01:18.500 Maggie is ousted or loses
01:01:20.660 Michael Heseltine is the heir apparent 0.88
01:01:23.180 It's going to be Heseltine
01:01:24.280 Well when it came down to it
01:01:26.360 John Major had a bigger
01:01:28.880 Faction in the party
01:01:30.080 And took over
01:01:32.040 Didn't call a general election right away 1.00
01:01:34.440 The way Theresa May did 0.98
01:01:36.820 But didn't call it right away
01:01:38.220 Like Rishi did
01:01:39.120 When there was finally an election
01:01:41.240 Everyone thought
01:01:42.580 Everyone thought Neil Kinnock
01:01:43.500 Could win in 1992
01:01:44.480 There's no way John Major
01:01:45.900 Is going to beat Neil Kinnock in 1992
01:01:48.700 After what
01:01:50.120 12 years
01:01:52.740 13 years of
01:01:53.520 Tory government
01:01:54.620 Or something like that
01:01:55.360 John Major only bloody won it
01:01:57.700 In 1992
01:01:58.800 Anyway
01:02:00.060 So on the first elections I really remember properly
01:02:04.740 I must say
01:02:05.340 I was like 12 years old or something
01:02:07.520 I remember it relatively clearly
01:02:09.980 Okay
01:02:11.620 On this day in 2003
01:02:13.400 Baghdad falls to US forces
01:02:15.940 Ctesiphon
01:02:16.720 It's not Ctesiphon
01:02:19.000 The ancient city of Ctesiphon is
01:02:20.400 Just outside of modern day Baghdad
01:02:23.120 Some of the suburbs overlap I believe
01:02:25.540 Anyway
01:02:25.940 George W Bush's
01:02:30.040 Mesopotamian adventure
01:02:31.840 on this day in 2003
01:02:33.340 Baghdad falls to US forces
01:02:34.960 ending the invasion of Iraq
01:02:37.960 ending just the first phase of it
01:02:40.000 resulting in widespread looting
01:02:43.280 and a years long secretarian nightmare
01:02:47.620 lest we forget
01:02:55.420 Tony Blair and George Bush insisted it made the world safer
01:02:58.300 it didn't
01:02:59.420 It didn't, did it?
01:03:04.060 Alright.
01:03:05.820 Those are...
01:03:07.380 That is the news.
01:03:08.060 That's the show.
01:03:08.940 Let's do the Rumble Rants and Super Chats, shall we? 0.98
01:03:12.540 Close the show out with that.
01:03:14.340 Alright, let's do this so I can see the left side of my screen properly for the Rumble Rants.
01:03:18.820 Alright, we've got...
01:03:20.700 Who do you reckon is in at number one with the first Rumble Rant this morning?
01:03:24.260 Who do you reckon?
01:03:27.240 It's only global church history.
01:03:28.680 and still
01:03:30.380 he says
01:03:32.280 on this day in 1626
01:03:35.160 Francis Bacon died
01:03:36.940 I very nearly
01:03:40.800 I came within a whisker
01:03:42.420 of doing an epox on Francis Bacon
01:03:45.040 in fact I probably still will at some point
01:03:46.640 Francis Bacon if anyone doesn't know
01:03:48.740 not to be confused with the 20th century
01:03:50.300 artist Francis Bacon
01:03:51.860 not that Francis Bacon
01:03:52.880 there's a 17th century Francis Bacon
01:03:56.300 who's like a philosopher and a statesman
01:03:57.860 He was like Attorney General and Lord Chancellor of Britain
01:04:01.120 Under what, James I, would it be?
01:04:05.060 Just an important figure from English history
01:04:07.160 Really quite important, right?
01:04:09.420 An empiricist
01:04:10.200 Let's do science a bit more
01:04:13.020 Let's conduct ourselves by what we really know and can prove is true
01:04:17.500 Rather than witchcraft or whatever
01:04:21.720 Okay?
01:04:25.320 Francis Bacon, very, very interesting person
01:04:27.000 his career ended in complete ignominy by the way but all right on this day which i didn't know he
01:04:31.840 died in the year 1626 uh you say in 1784 on this day king george ratified the treaty of paris
01:04:40.120 with the u.s so that'd be king george iii wouldn't it the madness of king george that king george
01:04:44.640 and the treaty of paris is where we finally finally agree that the united states is the
01:04:54.020 united states and not our colonies anymore i mean the issue was settled long before that wasn't it
01:04:58.740 the issue was settled years before that but it took it took years for a final final final
01:05:05.620 peace treaty to be agreed upon and finally ratified many years isn't it 1784
01:05:14.980 all right um and on this day in the year 2021 prince philip duke of edinburgh died
01:05:20.980 I never really liked Jeef anymore
01:05:25.440 I didn't hate him I think but
01:05:27.040 Seemed like a
01:05:28.780 He said funny based
01:05:31.720 Things didn't he
01:05:33.220 He said
01:05:35.780 I probably actually can't say some of the things
01:05:38.400 That he said
01:05:39.060 Because
01:05:40.540 We'd get copyright struck
01:05:43.860 Or yeeted
01:05:45.140 To some of the terms he would use to describe
01:05:48.260 Minorities
01:05:49.760 or indigenous ethnic people from around the world.
01:05:54.640 Old-fashioned words.
01:05:59.700 Okay, all right.
01:06:02.460 H. Weldon says,
01:06:04.460 after mentioning the Mardist Wars yesterday,
01:06:07.440 the River War, the reconquest of the Sudan,
01:06:09.980 would you ever do more content on General Goulden?
01:06:13.400 There is a good book on his private diary
01:06:15.740 of his exploits in China
01:06:18.580 By Samuel Mossman
01:06:20.320 Okay, so if anyone doesn't know
01:06:22.240 On Epochs I've got a very long form
01:06:27.140 Bit of content
01:06:28.100 All about Goulden
01:06:29.900 Goulden of Khartoum
01:06:31.940 Before he was known as Goulden of Khartoum
01:06:35.060 He was known as Goulden of China
01:06:36.840 So he's like a late Victorian general and statesman
01:06:42.440 He was sent round the world in various ways
01:06:44.760 To troubleshoot
01:06:45.640 And
01:06:48.160 Just a very, very, very influential
01:06:50.760 Very, very interesting life
01:06:52.920 And
01:06:54.880 Eventually
01:06:57.440 Was killed in that Mardis war 0.94
01:07:00.380 Murdered 1.00
01:07:02.060 By Muslims
01:07:03.720 In, I can't remember if it was southern Egypt
01:07:06.780 Or in Sudan itself, anyway
01:07:08.080 That's what made us, the British Empire 1.00
01:07:10.700 Decide, right, okay, that's the final straw
01:07:12.720 That was one of our heroes
01:07:14.020 we're gonna we're gonna go and send a full expedition military expedition go all the way
01:07:20.280 to cartoon gunships the whole nine yards lancer divisions etc um would i do more content on him
01:07:28.580 already got a long form piece but when i do more i mean maybe one day but probably not because
01:07:32.940 there's so many things i want to do an epoch so many things people have requested for me to do
01:07:36.940 on epochs that to return to something it's it's difficult in my mind to just return to something
01:07:43.260 i've already covered unless and i have done it a few times unless i really really want to or need
01:07:47.700 to in some way for example i've talked about henry v or like the back of action corps a couple of
01:07:51.840 times i've talked about pompey a couple of times i try not to return to things because there's just
01:07:59.640 so many things i could talk about seems like a waste like it seems like going back on holiday
01:08:04.620 to the same place you've already been it's a bit of a what if i feel like it's a little bit of a
01:08:08.520 you could should go somewhere else to get as much in as you can so i might return to gordon at some
01:08:15.940 point but if i if i do not anytime soon but thanks for the interest in it though
01:08:22.500 he's a vet is a very very interesting life least of all the reconquest of the sudan bit of it
01:08:28.980 fascinating life he's one of those people a bit like flashman or sharp but real in the sense that
01:08:35.160 He was at the heart of events
01:08:36.800 For loads and loads and loads of years
01:08:38.500 Anything that went on
01:08:40.320 Not anything
01:08:41.460 But a lot of stuff that went on
01:08:42.980 He was there
01:08:44.580 He was Johnny on the spot
01:08:45.600 He was involved in it one way or another
01:08:46.900 I think fascinating
01:08:50.340 General Gordon
01:08:52.900 Alright
01:08:53.260 Fortin Barber says
01:08:55.660 Morning alright
01:08:56.720 Yeah I'm alright thanks
01:08:58.380 Cheers for asking
01:08:59.040 Hope you're alright Fortin Barber
01:09:00.400 And you said
01:09:02.220 Giampiero Gambiasi
01:09:05.720 has reportedly left Red Bull Racing
01:09:09.960 oh right
01:09:10.360 this is Formula 1
01:09:11.840 talking about Formula 1
01:09:12.880 Gambiasi has reportedly left Red Bull
01:09:16.280 for McLaren
01:09:17.080 a sign that Max is leaving maybe
01:09:19.380 quite possibly
01:09:20.360 Max isn't happy
01:09:21.760 anyone doesn't know
01:09:22.960 Max Verstappen
01:09:23.660 wants to leave Red Bull
01:09:26.940 he's not happy
01:09:27.400 because the Red Bull isn't that competitive this year
01:09:29.540 NATO is old hat 0.92
01:09:31.760 Can Zuck should be the move for us
01:09:34.140 We should let NATO go
01:09:35.840 I mean, yeah
01:09:38.080 Sure
01:09:39.260 We don't need
01:09:41.240 Well, Britain certainly doesn't need NATO
01:09:43.840 It's not really in anyone's interest
01:09:48.140 Other than some of those countries
01:09:50.200 Like Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania
01:09:52.600 And to some degree
01:09:53.720 Or Finland maybe, Belarus 0.67
01:09:55.140 To everyone else in the world 1.00
01:09:58.960 It's a pain
01:10:00.380 isn't it including the americans now if it's not going to do what it's told what's the point of it
01:10:06.420 that's trump's point isn't it that's where trump's coming from and again purely from the u.s perspective
01:10:11.160 yeah you can't blame them right this was supposed to be our a tool that we can use to do things and
01:10:18.880 it's not it doesn't work it's broken we can't use it so what's the point in it now as far as we're
01:10:25.520 concerned the united states why would we yeah okay tom rat 247 says i don't fully understand
01:10:33.740 what is happening with the iran deal i don't think anyone really does uh but what i do know
01:10:39.400 is if i wanted to screw over bibi it would look something like this
01:10:45.060 i never thought about it exactly from that point of view but i mean you're not really wrong
01:10:53.840 are you i don't think it is what trump and rubio and hicks want or are trying to do
01:10:59.520 but if it were yeah it would look something like this wouldn't it you can imagine bb's not happy
01:11:07.160 about it you can imagine bb's like wait what we're just we're almost there he would argue i
01:11:12.520 would have thought what we've all the regime could collapse any moment we need to get the
01:11:15.840 iranian nuclear material i haven't finished in lebanon bro yeah you can't imagine neti is all
01:11:22.980 that happy about it. Okay, that was the last rumble rant. Let's have a look at the YouTube
01:11:26.420 superchats. Harry, you have to do that for me, don't you? If you could do that. Engage.
01:11:31.440 Okay, great. Here they are. Here they are. All right. There's a fair few higher value
01:11:36.960 ones as well. Nice. I'm seeing a wall of orange there. Lovely. All right. Brandon Lucas says,
01:11:46.120 Crucially, why are Iran directly claiming southern Lebanon as sovereign territory that's
01:11:51.500 being attacked the lebanese government is not in alliance with iran i mean good point formally of
01:11:57.820 course you're absolutely right yeah it's just that that hezbollah are proxies kind of undeniably i
01:12:04.660 don't think anyone would deny it that hezbollah are a proxy paramilitary organization controlled
01:12:12.600 from iran well at least to some extent some large extent so so hezbollah and the lebanese government
01:12:21.020 Are very different things
01:12:22.280 In fact the Lebanese government
01:12:23.520 Would like to, some of them 1.00
01:12:25.860 Get rid of Hezbollah 1.00
01:12:27.280 Almost as much as Israel would
01:12:29.780 They see Hezbollah as just a terrorist organisation
01:12:31.940 You know like a Christian Lebanese person
01:12:34.520 Like Faraz for example 1.00
01:12:35.420 Would hate, despise Hezbollah 1.00
01:12:37.380 Hezbollah is ruining my country 1.00
01:12:39.820 Lebanon 1.00
01:12:40.420 So 0.96
01:12:41.240 But it's to do with Hezbollah isn't it
01:12:44.460 Not the Lebanese government
01:12:45.500 But yeah it does just look odd doesn't it 0.79
01:12:49.280 You know
01:12:49.900 It does just look odd
01:12:50.940 why is why is Iran sort of claiming what goes on in Lebanon should be a red
01:12:57.080 line for them in all sorts of ways well it says brother Brendan Lucas again
01:13:01.480 says Israel agree Israel's agreement with the US is that it concedes its
01:13:08.100 foreign poll foreign foreign policy and other elements in exchange for a
01:13:17.060 A quoll military edge
01:13:19.420 A quoll military edge?
01:13:23.460 Quality?
01:13:24.540 Qualitative?
01:13:25.780 Qualified?
01:13:27.340 Military edge?
01:13:28.340 I get what you're saying anyway
01:13:29.420 An aid device
01:13:32.460 Makes any edge meaningless 0.99
01:13:35.220 So Israel can always act 0.98
01:13:37.080 On a pre-Yon Kippur war basis 0.99
01:13:39.520 I mean there's a lot to unpack there
01:13:41.140 But I mean, sure
01:13:42.180 Aid device, okay
01:13:45.240 I mean yeah
01:13:45.940 i mean the overall point there is i suppose the meta point is will benjamin netanyahu
01:13:59.020 do what trump and rubio ask him to do if they say we we really want you we need you now to just stop
01:14:08.760 Will he
01:14:09.920 He was making noises yesterday that he wouldn't
01:14:14.640 Again, that statement I mentioned
01:14:16.280 He said, we, Israel
01:14:18.220 Will get that nuclear material 0.84
01:14:21.420 From Iran 0.91
01:14:23.340 One way or another 1.00
01:14:24.440 That is going to happen
01:14:26.680 So
01:14:26.860 We'll see how it plays out 0.77
01:14:29.920 Anime Chad Party
01:14:31.880 Always like that name, it's so funny
01:14:33.140 I don't know why it's so funny to me
01:14:34.380 Objectively, it's mildly amusing
01:14:37.980 i find it more than mildly amusing anime chud party what what anyway cheers for the super chat
01:14:46.560 you say trump being a to a toucan puppet has been blackpilled
01:14:54.160 i don't know what toucan puppet exactly means but i gather i get your i get your
01:15:02.460 the gist of what you're saying yeah i mean people accuse trump don't they of being unpredictable
01:15:09.740 like people with tds they will say he's so unpredictable he's the most unpredictable
01:15:12.700 president ever he's pretty unpredictable
01:15:15.540 he's pretty unpredictable
01:15:18.940 other than him other than him not going full bannon on remigration and the epstein of the
01:15:27.180 Epstein thing. Other than that, I broadly support Trump and MAGA, certainly over, broadly
01:15:33.120 speaking, certainly over the Dems, the likes of Biden or Kamala, of course, no question,
01:15:38.060 100%, a thousand times yes. He's unpredictable. So I don't think I've just got, this is just
01:15:44.240 my TDS showing. He is unpredictable. I've said before, that's not necessarily a bad
01:15:50.600 thing for a president to be unpredictable. It's best if you keep the rest of the world
01:15:54.580 on their toes your enemies on their toes you don't know what you're going to do next you're a bit of 0.93
01:15:58.540 a madman i mean that's what that's what nixon and kissinger would very very deliberately cultivate
01:16:05.640 is that you don't know what nixon's going to do next so watch out all right that's that's a good 0.75
01:16:12.780 play for a president to be like that so we don't know we don't know what he'll do next exactly
01:16:19.220 no one really knows you know look at the maduro thing came out of nowhere well not nowhere but
01:16:26.220 they put an aircraft carrier there for a while but no one knew that raid was going to happen 0.63
01:16:31.260 no one knew this war was going to start that saturday morning when they blew up the ayatollah
01:16:34.900 nobody knew obviously other than a small number of people in the planning inside the planning
01:16:42.180 bubble number everyone in the world just was like oh wow okay trump's done that now
01:16:47.000 So there's a fair few more
01:16:50.320 All for decent money
01:16:52.040 From Brandon Lucas
01:16:53.200 Thank you Brandon Lucas
01:16:54.340 Thank you very much
01:16:55.160 Okay two of them
01:16:59.560 It's one of two
01:17:00.220 I'll read them both in one go
01:17:02.500 You've put
01:17:03.360 Murmurings in the State Department
01:17:06.920 Again if anyone doesn't know
01:17:08.240 It's the US equivalent of the Foreign Office
01:17:10.100 Murmurings in the State Department
01:17:12.000 Not typical Trump fans
01:17:15.740 are enraged by the position the UK took during the war which I think you might say is a good thing
01:17:23.780 crucial thing here is what if we are attacked then you say the white paper in 2025 mentioned
01:17:34.080 we have a problem with this country with people actually willing to fight for it yeah not many
01:17:39.080 people want to join the british armed forces uh not recruiting not lack of platforms
01:17:45.640 society cohesion is so poor that this is a that this is a written issue
01:17:53.820 okay i'm not sure 100% what you mean by that last bit because you put the word written in
01:17:59.440 stars as well but um overall though the overall point i get what you're saying
01:18:03.060 Yeah, I think the British, well, me as a nationalist essentially, as a patriot, I don't want to be led around with a leash by the State Department.
01:18:21.220 No, we should have our own foreign policy. We'll have our own foreign policy, thank you, if it were up to me.
01:18:26.820 We'll make our own decision if we want to get involved in your war or not. Thanks.
01:18:33.060 That's what I think, yeah
01:18:35.540 And of course it would be nice, wouldn't it, to build a society
01:18:39.100 Which isn't completely breaking apart
01:18:43.240 Where you go up to Primrose Hill just to take a photo or two on a nice day and get murdered 1.00
01:18:48.320 Where your women folk can go out at night 0.98
01:18:52.540 And you're not terrified they're going to be sexually assaulted or raped
01:18:56.920 Build a society which is good
01:19:00.560 on some level
01:19:02.620 and then perhaps, just perhaps
01:19:04.980 young men might consider
01:19:07.500 fighting for it again 1.00
01:19:08.920 I'm calling that crazy 0.99
01:19:14.660 nationalism is terrible, nationalism is evil 1.00
01:19:16.640 evil Nazi 1.00
01:19:17.880 I just don't want my country and people 0.95
01:19:23.780 to be annihilated, is that too much to ask?
01:19:26.340 alright, and Brendan Lucas says
01:19:28.140 to the geniuses in the chat who say i haven't seen the chat other than the first one minute
01:19:33.800 of this show so god knows what you're about to say here you put to the geniuses in the chat who
01:19:39.680 say who will attack us have there ever been more fateful words throughout history george orwell
01:19:46.940 said we sleep we sleep soundly at night because there are people ready to do violence on our
01:19:53.960 behalf i mean interesting yeah um i think of um jack nicholson in um in that tom cruise movie
01:20:04.660 he says we stand on the wall protecting you you need us there you want us there
01:20:10.000 i mean it's true you're allowed to be sort of soft and weak because your country is defended
01:20:17.020 by strong men morally and physically and if they're not look out is the lesson of history
01:20:23.880 Yeah, it's a lesson of history
01:20:25.580 I mean, sure
01:20:26.340 The question of whether
01:20:29.660 Is Iran actually a threat to Britain 0.96
01:20:32.320 In the main sense 0.99
01:20:35.280 In the broadest
01:20:38.540 International sense, no
01:20:40.440 But
01:20:40.960 There are terrorist cells
01:20:44.200 Just last year, in 2024
01:20:46.500 There were
01:20:48.700 Multiple cells of Iranian people
01:20:50.980 Iranian nationals, multiple cells
01:20:52.800 of them, terrorist cells, planning 0.98
01:20:54.560 bombing mass casualty events
01:20:56.660 in Britain, and they were foiled 0.70
01:20:58.620 luckily, last
01:21:00.800 year, last year, including one in
01:21:02.660 Swindon
01:21:03.100 in Swindon, just outside Costa Coffee
01:21:06.700 opposite the Greggs, near Asland
01:21:08.480 oh yeah, could it get more real
01:21:10.700 than that, could it get more coming to your doorstep
01:21:12.920 than that, so I'm agreeing with your
01:21:14.740 point here Brendan
01:21:15.380 in a normal town
01:21:18.860 in the west country of southern England
01:21:20.580 the police
01:21:22.520 anti-terror police swooped to arrest an iranian terrorist put bags over his hands and stuff to
01:21:31.000 preserve the explosive materials that would have been on his hands so they can convict him
01:21:37.000 does it get more real than that that is that they are actually who's going to attack us
01:21:40.520 those people are going to attack us so the people in the chat that were asking that those people
01:21:47.880 all right but is iran going to like send their longest range ballistic missile to fall on london
01:21:52.360 randomly in London
01:21:53.180 like a doodlebug
01:21:53.920 no
01:21:54.440 no
01:21:55.860 I bet everything I own
01:21:57.500 they don't do that
01:21:58.260 do they want to export
01:22:00.660 terror abroad
01:22:01.600 including to
01:22:02.640 Britain
01:22:03.340 including like
01:22:04.440 Wiltshire
01:22:04.980 yeah
01:22:05.560 I think it's a matter of
01:22:06.980 record isn't it
01:22:07.680 as a matter of fact
01:22:08.280 I don't think that was
01:22:09.420 I don't think that was
01:22:10.260 a complete made up
01:22:11.080 psyop
01:22:11.480 alright
01:22:13.700 so there you go
01:22:14.700 situation is nuanced
01:22:16.440 to some degree
01:22:17.940 alright
01:22:20.320 anime Chad Party
01:22:22.140 chimes in again here saying
01:22:23.540 epic fury sounds like an attack
01:22:25.580 from
01:22:26.400 a crappy
01:22:28.700 used a more 0.57
01:22:29.780 a more blue word than crappy 0.82
01:22:33.140 from a crappy anime
01:22:35.160 epic fury
01:22:37.480 oh
01:22:38.680 okay
01:22:42.080 ljnv says
01:22:44.240 bow you magnificent man
01:22:46.200 Harry cut to camera 2
01:22:52.140 magnificent man
01:22:55.200 thank you
01:22:56.980 Aussie here 0.99
01:22:59.580 do you think Anglo-Celts Aussies 1.00
01:23:01.740 could have a right to return 1.00
01:23:05.460 to boost your native population
01:23:06.900 since others are kicked out of the UK
01:23:09.120 Melbourne is now just India and China 0.98
01:23:11.580 and then you put screw and an Israeli flag 0.96
01:23:16.000 personally
01:23:20.340 personally
01:23:21.700 yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't have any problem with uh people from the anglosphere coming back
01:23:28.420 to help the the the the mother country's demographic or help even fight any in any
01:23:37.040 sort of sectarian or civil war type boogaloo situation should that arise happily accept
01:23:43.600 expats come back anglo aussies and canadians and americans they want to come back and help
01:23:50.840 sure that's my opinion got a mass program of remigration and it doesn't go it's not pretty 0.99
01:24:00.320 and there's a sectarian nightmare and yeah i would accept your help
01:24:06.620 mr pastry 2010 says chuck norris epoch episode of epochs history theme show all about chuck
01:24:15.760 Norris he may even take a break from the afterlife to do an interview in person he once threw a
01:24:24.360 grenade at 50 men they all died and then the explosion went off brilliant I love Chuck Norris
01:24:31.120 jokes like that I love the fact that Chuck Norris loved those Chuck Norris jokes
01:24:36.520 These are so ridiculously 0.54
01:24:40.100 Badass 0.86
01:24:42.600 Like comically so
01:24:44.340 They're funny yeah
01:24:45.220 Under Chuck Norris' beard
01:24:49.080 Is just another roundhouse kick
01:24:50.840 Or whatever
01:24:52.360 Or like the second Chuck Norris was born
01:24:57.540 He roundhouse kicked his own mother
01:24:59.040 Unconscious or something
01:24:59.820 There's a million of these jokes aren't there
01:25:01.720 Yeah they're great
01:25:03.240 I almost certainly won't do an epochs on Chuck Norris, I'm afraid
01:25:07.020 Because I'll try and make it sort of real
01:25:09.380 Well, not that Chuck Norris wasn't real
01:25:11.580 But try and make it proper, solid history
01:25:13.740 I rarely do anything post-World War II
01:25:16.180 I have done a few times
01:25:17.200 A lot of it's ancient history and medieval history
01:25:20.520 World War I, World War II
01:25:21.660 Don't often do things post-World War II
01:25:24.780 So probably won't ever do a Chuck Norris one, I'm afraid
01:25:28.180 Well, that would be funny
01:25:29.980 Okay
01:25:30.760 Cheryl Hanrahan 0.97
01:25:35.980 Yep, says
01:25:37.700 I believe that
01:25:39.720 Lady Margaret Bothal
01:25:41.560 Oh, this is right in my wheelhouse
01:25:42.580 Lady Margaret Bothal ordered the deaths of the two princes
01:25:46.000 Okay, you've got another thing
01:25:50.620 I'll have to join
01:25:51.900 So I can read your review on it
01:25:54.340 Fascinating topic
01:25:55.620 I don't think she, I don't think so. She wouldn't have had, so anyway who doesn't know, Margaret
01:26:09.000 Beaufort was Henry Tudor's mother. She goes on to become the Queen Mother, effectively, after
01:26:15.100 Bosworth. Would she have had, it may well have been in, well it would have been in her interests,
01:26:22.220 Certainly wouldn't it
01:26:23.120 If she wants her son 0.93
01:26:24.040 Henry Tudor
01:26:25.020 To become king one day
01:26:26.060 It's in her interest 0.99
01:26:27.220 That those two princes die 0.99
01:26:28.300 Sure
01:26:28.720 Granted there 1.00
01:26:29.940 Would she have had the power 1.00
01:26:31.280 And influence
01:26:32.300 The ability to order that though
01:26:35.740 I don't think so
01:26:39.180 I mean who knows
01:26:41.520 No one knows
01:26:41.980 It is a mystery in that sense
01:26:43.520 Exactly the details
01:26:45.060 Of who ordered it
01:26:45.880 And when exactly
01:26:47.020 And how it went down
01:26:47.840 I don't think so
01:26:49.940 I think it was Uncle Richard
01:26:51.720 Uncle Richard was like
01:26:53.480 These two boys
01:26:54.180 Even though they're my nephews
01:26:55.240 He argued they were illegitimate
01:26:57.760 That Edward IV's marriage
01:26:59.500 To Elizabeth Woodfield
01:27:00.340 Was illegitimate
01:27:01.060 So they're not princes at all 1.00
01:27:02.380 They're bastards 1.00
01:27:04.080 In the literal sense of that 1.00
01:27:06.980 Either way
01:27:09.140 They're standing between me
01:27:10.480 Richard
01:27:10.880 And power
01:27:13.100 So they've got to go
01:27:15.360 They've got to go
01:27:17.360 I think it was Richard
01:27:18.640 Personally
01:27:19.280 But I have heard that
01:27:21.200 I have heard that said before,
01:27:22.140 but I don't think she had that sort of power and influence
01:27:25.100 at that moment in time.
01:27:27.840 She's not like a puppet master.
01:27:29.220 She didn't control the Tower of London. 0.67
01:27:31.760 She didn't control Richard in any way, shape or form.
01:27:36.640 Anyway, interesting nonetheless.
01:27:38.200 I hope you do sign up and watch my Epochs.
01:27:43.200 I'll be doing the Princess of the Tower
01:27:44.500 either the next, not this Sunday,
01:27:48.920 because I'm doing Battle of Tewksbury and stuff this Sunday.
01:27:51.200 It'll be the following Sunday, maybe the Sunday after that.
01:27:53.280 I'll get to that.
01:27:55.000 Okay.
01:27:56.800 Little Tesla says, I'm getting better at reading compound words, compound names.
01:28:02.780 I always used to struggle a bit with that.
01:28:05.140 Okay, one long word. 0.60
01:28:06.060 Little Tesla, 9733 says, thank you, Bosif, Boski, Uncle Bo Selector, the Bo Listic Missile.
01:28:15.800 Over the years on Twitter
01:28:18.060 Mainly on Twitter
01:28:18.980 People have given me
01:28:19.820 Tons of different names like that
01:28:21.640 But I don't know
01:28:24.820 I sort of
01:28:25.460 I like them more
01:28:25.960 I think they're funny
01:28:26.460 They're really interesting
01:28:27.280 Boseph
01:28:30.360 A very good friend of mine
01:28:31.340 I don't speak too much anymore
01:28:33.920 I'm very upset about
01:28:36.100 Used to call me Boseph
01:28:38.240 Boseki
01:28:40.920 Uncle Boselector
01:28:42.580 My niece and nephew
01:28:43.440 Always used to call me Bosey
01:28:44.680 Uncle Bosey
01:28:45.360 When they were little 0.98
01:28:46.480 Okay
01:28:48.740 Brendan Lucas again says
01:28:52.780 Says 0.95
01:28:53.920 Happy to enrich Lotus Eaters 0.97
01:28:57.140 Through my chicken little proclamations 0.63
01:28:59.500 Thank you
01:29:01.120 Thank you very much
01:29:02.160 Been very very generous this morning
01:29:04.240 Fair bit of money you've given us there 0.93
01:29:07.280 So bloody hell 0.57
01:29:09.080 Thank you very much 0.86
01:29:09.840 Honestly
01:29:10.380 Great
01:29:11.500 Love it
01:29:13.140 Cheers
01:29:13.560 Can't thank you enough really
01:29:14.580 You know
01:29:15.260 Can't really thank you enough
01:29:17.320 Appreciate it
01:29:18.280 And it looks like the last one for today
01:29:21.560 Is it?
01:29:22.280 Yep, very last one
01:29:23.120 Someone called himself
01:29:25.640 Sex Twister
01:29:26.960 Sex Twister says
01:29:30.700 I'm glad to see your morning show
01:29:34.280 Is doing so well
01:29:34.980 Thank you, yeah, cheers
01:29:36.520 It's only because of you guys
01:29:39.320 The glorious band, the chosen few
01:29:40.800 That is nothing
01:29:43.900 You say
01:29:44.500 I'm a two-time Trump voter 0.88
01:29:47.360 And this Iran war is the first time
01:29:49.780 I truly feel betrayed by Trump
01:29:51.620 Yeah
01:29:54.560 A lot of MAGA
01:29:56.100 I'm sorry to hear that by the way 0.99
01:29:57.080 Sex twister 0.88
01:29:58.100 I'm sorry to hear that 0.58
01:29:59.280 And thanks for the money as well
01:30:00.200 I've got a decent amount of money
01:30:01.360 I appreciate it
01:30:02.160 Yeah
01:30:04.700 If I was a MAGA person
01:30:08.560 Like a full-blown MAGA person
01:30:09.960 I was a citizen of the United States
01:30:12.920 And I was born and raised there
01:30:13.880 and I'd voted MAGA, I would feel quite, personally, this is just me,
01:30:18.980 I would feel quite badly betrayed that he didn't go full Bannon
01:30:22.640 on the re-migration thing.
01:30:25.960 I'd feel hurt and betrayed by that.
01:30:28.440 The Epstein stuff, I would have stopped being MAGA, basically.
01:30:33.060 I'd still support him nominally, still through dint of
01:30:37.940 I can't have the Democrats, we'd still vote Republican, probably.
01:30:40.800 But I wouldn't really be supporting him
01:30:43.580 Not properly
01:30:43.960 And then now this
01:30:44.800 Yeah, and now this
01:30:47.660 Because Trump has done loads
01:30:50.720 Quite a lot of good stuff
01:30:52.200 Loads of those executive orders
01:30:54.180 He'd done on that first day
01:30:55.340 Amazing stuff 1.00
01:30:57.000 Just banning trans people 1.00
01:30:58.620 From female sports and things 1.00
01:31:00.420 Loads and loads 1.00
01:31:00.980 Many, many, many things
01:31:02.000 Trump has done
01:31:02.500 That has been great
01:31:03.220 Reversed loads of stuff
01:31:04.740 That Biden did
01:31:05.500 Which was insane
01:31:06.560 But this
01:31:08.620 If you're one of those people
01:31:09.640 that hated the forever war thing and he'd always been the not forever war guy it explicitly made
01:31:18.820 statements many times that he wouldn't he wouldn't recreate uh a middle eastern quagmire like jules
01:31:27.040 w bush did and now he does this and now he does this it might not be it might not turn out to be
01:31:32.800 an iraq style forever war he might be he might be able to get an off-ramp and finish it in a few
01:31:37.480 weeks or something doesn't really look like it though this one does it it doesn't look great
01:31:40.640 so yeah to be a two-time trump voter and it's the first time you truly feel betrayed i mean yeah
01:31:48.240 i feel sorry for you do feel sorry for you i mean our government's worse and weaker and more 0.93
01:31:55.840 pathetic and more traitorous though still isn't it much more oh okay all right well that's the 0.88
01:32:06.280 show for today it's now what you've got oh you've got 90 minutes got an hour and a half out of me 0.98
01:32:11.400 this morning don't sound not generous supposed to be normally an hour long show try and do a bit
01:32:15.760 more don't know my stays in fact we'll try and do more like an hour and a half going forward
01:32:19.280 that was the one things we sat down with carl and a few of the other people the other day
01:32:23.360 try and make it more like an hour and a half than an hour most days i'll try and do somewhere in
01:32:28.720 between if not closer to an hour and a half this day today you got 92 minutes it has now ticked
01:32:33.760 32 minutes past 9 in the a.m. British summertime on Thursday the 9th of April in the year of our
01:32:39.400 Lord 2026. Thank you for joining me on The Beau Show, formerly Breakfast with Beau, proper name,
01:32:45.560 Breakfast with Beau. The Beau Show. Thank you very much. I mean, really, without you, it's not
01:32:53.440 anything. It's just me blathering into the void. So thank you. I appreciate it. I do hope you join
01:33:00.140 me tomorrow morning try and make the best of the day ahead if you can it's not always possible
01:33:03.380 is it when you've got a normal adult life and loads and loads of responsibilities you've got
01:33:06.860 to go to work if you haven't if you've got any free time of your own try and make it count car
01:33:11.740 pay diem seize the day the most valuable thing you've got is your time you'll never get it back
01:33:16.580 you'll never get this day back again try and let that sink in you'll never have this time again
01:33:21.900 it's finite your time on this earth it's finite you've probably got fewer days than you think
01:33:27.860 you've got try and make it count all right without getting too preachy until tomorrow morning take
01:33:35.200 care