00:00:00.000morning you're all right hope you are bright eyed and bushy tailed wakey wakey eggs and
00:00:11.940bakey come on the day's half over come on let's go let's go let's do it get out of bed sleepy head
00:00:16.380big day today the government might fall today we're here for it it is just turned one minute
00:00:25.400past eight in the a.m which is summertime what we on tuesday tuesday isn't it tuesday the 12th
00:00:32.760of may in the year of our law 2026 as always i'm joined by my producer little harry how are you
00:00:36.440this morning good sir morning i'm all good good the disembodied voice of the godlike little harry
00:00:42.280there at the controls you're the glorious band the chosen few you're watching this live you're
00:00:47.960the best among us couldn't ask you anymore thank you thank you occasionally i get a moment or two
00:00:54.120in the mornings to have a look at the chat people speculating on what kind of suit
00:00:59.160might be wearing lisa c 1987 called it it's a blue day i'm blue
00:01:09.720all right lovely hot cup of tea straight from the kettle there
00:01:13.560all right should we stop faffing about stop stop all this fannying about shall we and get into it
00:01:19.640it's an important day it's a little bit like uh groundhog day actually because it's water
00:01:23.720will starmer but very different to a groundhog day because it's happening it looks like it's
00:01:29.400happening the collapse of the government does look like it's happening oh one other thing i've
00:01:35.000got to say real quick real quick get it out of the way real quick get it away a little bit of a
00:01:39.180shill gotta do it so much time and effort has gone into it other people i don't do any of this stuff
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00:01:53.100is wondrous look at that mug look that's this mug the new style mug slightly
00:02:00.660different it says morning you're right on it
00:02:09.860okay all right this week 10% off in honor of the 100th show you the other day so
00:02:16.420you go all right just a quick chill gotta do it part of the job all right let's get on with the
00:02:20.920news so when i say it's wall-to-wall starma oh god oh boy truly wall-to-wall it's probably one
00:02:28.060of the days one of the two or three days we've had so far on the bow show where it's genuinely
00:02:33.080there's not one exception it's every single front page all the way down to the sun and the star
00:02:37.680and every single every single website look carrie bring these up look starma starma starma
00:02:46.420Starmbot, well, number 10, but still Starmer, Starmer, Starmer, so, okay, you get it, so be prepared for that this morning, although, to be fair, if it warrants it, it warrants it, you know, like the day of war starts when the Ayatollah was blown up, something like that, or something like this, you can't blame editors for going with it, they have to, really, don't they, they have to.
00:03:13.540it may well be that the government collapses today
00:03:18.100or imminently there's a there's a cabinet meeting at half past nine this morning in about an hour
00:03:24.280and a half that could spell the end of starmer and the government all right what have we got
00:03:31.900here cabinet turns on starmer and you have been murdered metaphorically not exactly that's a
00:03:37.400reference to that tv show traitors but politically murdered okay so a lot of a lot has happened in
00:03:45.080the last 24 hours 23 hours since last time i spoke to you guys my band of brothers and sisters um
00:03:52.220a lot a lot happened so if you if you watched the bow show yesterday i was talking all about
00:03:56.720starmer was set to do set to do a speech his sort of so-called last chance speech which he did it
00:04:03.620only about 15 20 minutes was it wasn't fantastically long no great detail the only thing he said of
00:04:10.180any substance and like policy stuff was that he intended to nationalize steel british steel
00:04:18.260but you know no sort of concrete plan or anything right let's talk about that let's go through it
00:04:23.220chronologically exactly what happened so mid-morning ish time he does his speech and interestingly