The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Tuesday 13th October 2026

00:00:00.160 Hello, hello, hello. Good morning. How's your father? And other cockney-isms.

00:00:08.280 Hello, folks. It's me, Harry. I'm your host this morning.

00:00:12.640 Beau decided he wanted to do something other than work this week, you know, so

00:00:17.240 can't really blame him. Can't really blame him. It is a very cold and grey and wet morning outside,

00:00:24.160 So, wherever you are at home, in the commute, in the bath right now, I hope that you're

00:00:31.380 staying warm, and I hope that you're not caught in the elements, because it doesn't look too

00:00:35.740 nice out there.

00:00:36.440 I hope you're having a good morning.

00:00:37.840 It is Tuesday.

00:00:39.340 I am Harry, joined as ever by little Harry.

00:00:43.060 How are you doing this morning?

00:00:44.220 Morning.

00:00:44.680 Yeah, I'm all good.

00:00:45.860 And that's right.

00:00:46.520 After appearing on the show a number of times, I've decided that I can finally make a break

00:00:50.500 for it and host it myself.

00:00:51.700 so hope i don't um do too much to uh to uh put you off as we go on so uh again hope you're all

00:01:00.840 having a good morning have your nice cup of coffee and uh let's see what's going on today

00:01:08.340 let's see what is happening on the front pages of the newspapers and just to remind everybody that

00:01:16.460 you should like the stream like and subscribe to the channel on youtube and make sure to get us in

00:01:23.560 that algorithm and also check out i don't know if harry harry have you put a poll in the chat yet

00:01:31.820 pardon yeah yeah yeah yeah and i think i suggested this one are you interested are you a big a bigger

00:01:40.420 fan of a full english or a nice sunday beef roast this is a very important question uh for all

00:01:47.620 englishmen and uh we'll see what the results of that are as we go along anyway so what's going

00:01:52.820 on with the news today what's what's happening what do the newspapers think is the most important

00:01:57.460 thing for you our beautiful wonderful fertile listening audience should know about what do

00:02:05.540 anything that you should know about so first off we have the eye paper and i don't know if i'll be

00:02:10.680 able to give quite as much of a running commentary on the actual quality of the papers uh themselves

00:02:15.980 i'm not really of the right age to have too much of a formed opinion on the individual newspapers

00:02:23.320 as far as i'm concerned they're all part of roughly the same big blob i learned about them

00:02:28.760 when i was growing up and i learned about how they all regulate themselves so they get away with a

00:02:34.860 lot frankly um but you know the the eye paper versus the express versus the independent i know

00:02:41.800 they've got little biases but we'll we'll uh see how they show through so looking at the eye paper

00:02:48.000 what have we got here so first of all we've got the big headline the big headline the thing that

00:02:52.740 you all need to know about burnham ready to sign new ed in eu deal next month as he attacks brexit

00:02:59.940 damage so this has been a running theme with burnham and his government well yeah his government

00:03:07.520 um and labor in general since they got in it's just the woolly confusion over what is going to

00:03:14.020 happen with brexit whether they're going to try and maintain it whether they're going to actually

00:03:18.900 try and sneak us back into the eu through backdoor deals or whether they're just going to put it up

00:03:23.400 to another referendum because if there's if there's one thing i know that we've all been

00:03:27.440 waiting for that we've all wanted ever since 2016 and ever since the brexit referendum we all thought

00:03:33.760 to ourselves oh boy i want to do that again just me just me no it's it's just labor we all just

00:03:42.480 wanted the circus show to be going on and on and on they will continue to attempt to relitigate it

00:03:48.620 over and over again and frankly there are parts of it that are still incredibly uh relevant of

00:03:53.520 course the fact is the EU that the the break from the EU Brexit was not actually done particularly

00:03:58.880 well because it was handled by traitors it was handled by people who hate us and it was handled

00:04:06.280 by people who wanted to use it as a backdoor to sneak in all new kinds of immigration into this 0.74

00:04:13.600 country with all new with an all new scale to it the ambition to push through so many foreigners

00:04:21.020 into this country had never been thought of before until brexit at which point boris johnson and his 0.99

00:04:27.060 government decided shall we just destroy the country overnight and they used brexit as a nice

00:04:32.020 excuse to do so because they could wrap it up in a bow that everybody already well the most of their

00:04:36.760 supporters already agreed with uh so pm tells mp's deal is on the table as he reveals summit date but

00:04:43.140 negotiations still underway now i took a look into this story and what it is is that the eu is

00:04:48.660 actually trying to look into some new trade rules to protect their own manufacturing base

00:04:53.600 from competition in china now i would say europe and the west in general has done a pretty terrible

00:05:00.280 job for the most part of protecting its own manufacturing base from offshoring to places

00:05:05.580 like india and china but i suppose in the era of new wars that is better late than never but the

00:05:14.120 worry with the uk is because we don't have we do have negotiation and trade deals with the eu but

00:05:20.180 under the new rules it will affect our ability to trade with them and as such they want to cut a new

00:05:26.620 deal there is a summit going on next month so burnham wants to start getting table like the

00:05:31.480 new negotiations uh tabled which of course kemi and the others in the tory party who negotiated

00:05:38.880 the deal that we're under right now aren't particularly happy with it and they said that

00:05:42.400 you know, how do you know that you're going to do a better deal than we did? Which is a fair

00:05:46.180 concern, although I would imagine that the Tories are not the most formidable negotiators.

00:05:55.680 But it is just one of those things, isn't it? Everybody can sense it. Everybody can sense that

00:06:00.360 this is going to be used to try and get us back in in one way or another. And whether or not you

00:06:06.200 agreed with Brexit at the time, whether you voted remain or leave, if there's one thing I'm certain

00:06:11.700 of is I don't want Brexit to be the the political narrative the story of Britain for the next 50 or

00:06:19.920 so years because that's what it's that's what it's shaping up to be they will always blame whatever

00:06:24.760 is going on on Brexit and when you're talking about you know the manufacturing in Britain

00:06:29.880 we do actually still shock shock of all shocks we do actually still manufacture stuff uh we still

00:06:36.440 it's just that most of the stuff that we manufacture is shall we say non-consumer items

00:06:41.960 like a lot of what we do is we produce steel and textiles although you know with british steel

00:06:48.300 there's some problems with that recently and we produce luxury vehicles and whatnot so this is

00:06:54.280 like high-end stuff and we do still employ what is it let me see i've got some figures up on my

00:06:59.460 computer over here we still employ about 2.7 million people in the manufacturing sector so

00:07:04.860 it's not an insignificant number of people but that is down over half from the 5.7 million people

00:07:13.080 that we employed in it in 1981 and why is that well it's because it's because the uk doesn't

00:07:18.280 want to be a place that really builds things anymore not to the scale that we used to we

00:07:25.100 don't want to be a country that's important on the world stage outside of our legendary soft power

00:07:31.920 we want to be a country that employs 27.8 million people in services that's right that's right we're

00:07:42.920 a service economy 80.9 percent of total employment in this country is services and this will be where

00:07:50.140 you know all of those boris waivers that's where a lot of them are going to be they're going to be

00:07:54.320 trundling around on little scooters if if they're even on the books let's be fair here if they're

00:07:59.140 even on the books and not just in the black market or in the attic above some turkish barbers

00:08:05.640 or just dealing drugs somewhere they're going to be trundling around on little scooters making sure

00:08:10.940 that you have a domino's at two in the morning in london or they're going to be serving you prep

00:08:19.840 that's where we're going to that's where they're going to be that's what the that's what the uk 0.95

00:08:23.840 does now what we what we export is foreigners serving you pret and pizza which is why we're 0.94

00:08:31.140 still just such a formidable country on the world stage so you know we'll see we'll see where this

00:08:37.000 goes you know i'm not against european countries protecting the manufacturing i'm not against

00:08:42.920 britain wanting to negotiate better deals with the eu they are a trading partner so that's all

00:08:49.160 reasonable it's just the framing of it as ever by the media it's just it's just going to be the

00:08:54.520 circus all over again what else is the eye paper talking to us about what else are they telling us

00:08:58.920 about uh the greatest band you've never heard of don't care kitchen refit worker 32 dies of

00:09:05.880 lung disease after calling for deadly stone crackdown that sounds that sounds nasty rest

00:09:12.020 in peace to him no spend year help me declutter and save 10k i think that's enough of that i don't

00:09:17.560 care i don't care and this seems to be the other big story that's going on right now which is russell

00:09:22.660 brand in the dock as rape and sex assault trial begins and that's reported by the independent

00:09:29.780 i don't know what beau would say about that maybe guardian junior i don't know andrew mar the

00:09:35.640 independent turns 40 its viewpoint is more valuable than ever i don't care what andrew mar has to say

00:09:40.380 about things they're all traitors as far as i'm concerned but yeah russell brand i've not looked

00:09:48.500 into the russell brand thing i do think i'm not a huge fan of him never was i did think his whole

00:09:53.860 rebrand from a mystic guru type to chris like was he catholic or greek orthodox christian he was he

00:10:04.020 was born again it seemed like an interesting turnaround it's not necessarily that it's

00:10:07.760 insincere i can't really speculate on such things but given who russell brand was and the kind of

00:10:15.020 things that he used to do and the reputation that he had um i mean yeah he slept with a lot of women

00:10:22.440 and there's no doubt that you know some of that stuff probably would have been really weird

00:10:27.620 you know he was a celebrity of degenerate celebrity in a degenerate industry would we

00:10:34.540 be shocked if some of this turns out to be true no but at the same time innocent until proven guilty

00:10:39.560 and it's not also discounting the idea that this might have been this might be one of those you

00:10:44.940 know like regret accusations afterwards oh he never called me back oh he didn't he didn't smile

00:10:52.860 at me afterwards he never looked me in the eye during therefore i deserve a massive payout and

00:10:58.200 a huge media circus around me so you know we'll see how that one goes i hope you're all doing

00:11:04.240 all right by the way folks i hope you're having a good morning hash browns with harry yes thank

00:11:09.520 you restore maxer i would interact more with what's going on the screen below me and the uh

00:11:15.080 the fan chat but the fact of the matter is that we have a ghost in the system we have uh we have

00:11:21.440 tiny samsons in the system sabotaging our show don't we little harry yeah yeah tiny little

00:11:29.340 samsons flickering the screens off and on again all morning just to spoil our fun the connection

00:11:37.220 between you and me and that is a very important connection because i want you to know this

00:11:42.460 dear listener i love you

00:11:44.700 that's a very important thing that's a connection that we share i love you carrying on

00:11:53.980 independent still just talking about i'll let voters decide to rejoin europe and this seems to

00:12:00.380 be just the um this is this is something they keep going back on oh i'm gonna put it up to a

00:12:06.500 referendum at the next election the next election in 2029 if they don't call a snap election sooner

00:12:11.660 is really going to be a stealth re-referendum on the success of brexit and whether we want to

00:12:20.020 rejoin Europe or not that's what they're going to brand it as that is what the narrative is going

00:12:24.020 to turn into it's going to turn into if you were if you vote for the Labour Party again great

00:12:30.080 Europe is back baby we've got Europe back on the table let's get back in there and closer closer

00:12:36.780 ties but you know nobody nobody outside of the Lib Dems certain parts of the south and London

00:12:48.020 westminster bubble want that everybody else wants that to be done now carrying on to the guardian

00:12:56.120 we've got much the same same thing over a load of these newspapers pm britain's relationship with

00:13:03.880 the eu not good enough to be fair you know that might be true uh that might be true i'm not fully

00:13:09.280 clued up on the exact details of all of the trade deals that we have as far as i'm aware we have no

00:13:14.680 tariffs no significant tariffs with the eu currently but what they're talking about is

00:13:19.240 they want to cut a load of the red tape because if you miss a particular stamp on a lot of the

00:13:24.160 produce and food that we send over here because one of our big exports is our is our farming

00:13:28.660 sector particularly scottish salmon from some of the stuff that i've been reading if they just miss

00:13:33.200 a stamp they can just get it all sent back immediately so they want to they want to make

00:13:37.160 it a little bit easier to account for such things joining the team new labor mp sworn in after

00:13:44.520 by-election win and there we have it folks sagal what's her name abdiwali

00:13:54.200 holborn and pancreas mp uh taking over from the now resigned former prime minister

00:14:01.400 keir starmer i miss him so much praise be unto him

00:14:07.160 and uh this is just the face of the labor party now this is this is the new face yeah andy burnham

00:14:13.320 and is, oh, I'm from, I'm from T-North,

00:14:16.300 do you like T-Smiths and T-Oasis, lad?

00:14:19.700 That's the, that's, that's the image they get

00:14:21.760 as the red meat for everybody.

00:14:23.560 That's kind of the core of the party

00:14:26.000 as it exists right now.

00:14:27.960 This, this is the face that they present

00:14:30.640 to the rest of the new constituents

00:14:32.620 because the funny, the funny thing is

00:14:35.400 the Boris Wavers, they've got Boris in the name, right?

00:14:39.840 They're Boris's constituents, ideally.

00:14:42.680 like the thing with the boris wave i i honestly believe that part of it was motivated by the fact

00:14:49.000 that old tories like boris and all of his associates the reese moggs and such they

00:14:55.720 genuinely see themselves as stewards of the third world they want it to be so that they can still

00:15:01.500 play pretend and little colonial administrator over the commonwealth they still want it to be

00:15:08.220 an empire and so they did genuinely just want to invite them all in so they could play pretend and

00:15:13.700 play with their little toy soldiers and be like and be like um be like lawrence of arabia or

00:15:19.960 someone we're adventurous people but really they these people when they get here they belong to

00:15:25.240 the labor party they belong to the labor party they belong to the greens because boris will

00:15:30.020 and mog will still say to them oh but you've got to pretend to be british though you've got to put

00:15:36.980 on a little act for us you know you've got to do you've got to shook and dive you've got to put on

00:15:42.500 a little dance for us oh aren't i british here i've got a little top hat on and a monocle

00:15:48.620 and you've got to wear a suit that's got the union jack on it you've got to do a little

00:15:55.100 put in a little effort labor and greens go we don't want any of that we don't want you to do

00:16:01.820 that at all please take this money just take this money no we don't expect anything in return in

00:16:08.080 fact you can you can break all of our laws please just take this money so what's a more attractive

00:16:14.360 deal what's more attractive deal for the boris wavers uh that you have to put on a little dance

00:16:19.480 or free money free stuff money and that's what this represents this is the future of the labor

00:16:26.220 party thanks to boris wave if it's not reversed and it has to be reversed it obviously has to be

00:16:33.360 reversed or this country's done there's no ifs ands or buts about it it's just you either reverse

00:16:40.700 the boris wave and the waves of mass migration that came before it which will mean getting rid

00:16:46.400 of a lot of innocent people a lot of people who are law-abiding a lot of people who came

00:16:51.760 here legally and this does not have to be a violent measure this can be done peacefully

00:16:57.740 but it will mean getting rid of them there will be whining there will be crying there will be

00:17:02.720 newspapers like the guardian putting out pictures of some foreign person from nigeria or somewhere

00:17:09.000 crying they're not going to give me free money in nigeria and you're just going to have to deal

00:17:16.820 with it. You're just going to have to get 0.54

00:17:18.740 over it, right? Because it

00:17:20.780 needs to be done. What else have we got

00:17:22.780 here? Security review for MPs

00:17:24.800 after Whittacombe's death.

00:17:27.240 I mean, that was

00:17:28.700 a tragedy.

00:17:30.680 Maybe they could have done something about it beforehand.

00:17:33.600 Maybe newspapers like

00:17:34.820 The Guardian and publications

00:17:36.480 and traitorous institutions like Hope Not Hate

00:17:38.700 could have done something, like not

00:17:40.620 completely demonized somebody like Anne Whittacombe 0.74

00:17:43.000 to turn her into a target.

00:17:45.060 But they didn't, so

00:17:46.120 she's dead now so we're just like

00:17:48.760 plugging up holes as they pop up

00:17:51.220 revealed Farage's aide's

00:17:53.100 role at UK polling firm

00:17:54.500 it's a British political party

00:17:58.740 they're all going to have insiders at the polling firms

00:18:01.080 the polling firms are there

00:18:02.700 for the sake of manufacturing

00:18:04.660 manufacturing

00:18:06.700 consent

00:18:07.300 they're there to make you think that something is

00:18:10.760 already happening so you go along with the crowd

00:18:12.660 they're just there to set trends

00:18:13.760 it's obviously what they're for

00:18:15.420 dereliction of duty bid to betray brexit vote that was the daily express sad farewell also

00:18:22.720 to d-day hero henry rice at 100 rest in peace rest in peace fury as prime minister burnham

00:18:31.200 confirms he will seek closer ties with the eu same thing same old same old let's move on the

00:18:36.260 daily mail going with a nice sensationalist one for the russell brand thing the trial

00:18:40.400 Russell Brand

00:18:42.080 follow the case the world is watching

00:18:44.380 I am sure true crime 1.00

00:18:46.580 women on TikTok are gonna have 1.00

00:18:48.620 an absolute field day 1.00

00:18:50.800 with this one

00:18:51.720 I can't wait to see

00:18:54.700 the theories

00:18:55.320 it's not gonna be like the Lindsay Clancy thing

00:18:58.320 they're not gonna be

00:18:58.900 they're not

00:19:01.080 if the evidence that comes out is

00:19:04.360 irrefutable they're not gonna try and

00:19:06.520 simp for him anyway are they

00:19:08.560 but then again again i can't speculate i don't know as boris and farage slam referendum claim

00:19:14.880 burnham in retreat over russia brexit lies now this is this is something else that came up

00:19:20.220 recently which is andy burnham decided to make an appearance on the rest is politics

00:19:25.640 the uh alistair campbell um oh my god i've forgotten his name what's his name little

00:19:33.900 weedy fellow has sort of one of those kinds of faces you know who i'm on about oh my goodness

00:19:41.100 rory stewart that's the chap yes little rory stewart that chap uh he went on that uh that

00:19:48.320 podcast the most as we know because alistair campbell spoke with um anti-establishment

00:19:54.020 stalwart count binface uh the most anti-establishment podcast in the country had the prime minister on

00:20:00.820 sure they gave him a tough time of it i'm sure that was a very heated interview they gave him

00:20:08.060 where during the conversation uh andy burnham said that he had definite proof he had it on record

00:20:17.660 that there was russian interference in brexit implying of course that the whole thing was

00:20:24.020 a russian plot presumably so that it would cut ties between the uk and europe thereby weakening

00:20:32.860 europe trying to encourage people other countries within europe uh to leave the eu thereby breaking

00:20:37.740 it up thereby making europe more of an easy like an easy feast for russia to just like roll the

00:20:45.320 tanks in and take the place over which you know sounds like it could be uh legitimate the problem

00:20:50.380 was that when asked what proof he had he said none just don't oh well okay then the other

00:20:59.840 problem is as well of course that boris johnson was one of the big faces of brexit as was nigel

00:21:06.160 farage and if you if you told boris johnson to actually work with russia i i think he would

00:21:14.000 commit self-deletion immediately boris johnson hates russia like with the old imperial admirator

00:21:24.040 ambitions of his class they have a real holdover hatred for russia so i don't think he'd ever do

00:21:32.960 that what else nadine doris how kate can win media war with megan don't care i don't care

00:21:39.380 i don't care i've never really cared about the the the royals it's never i've never been like

00:21:46.000 into it and i'm maybe not of the right age to have been into it i was born the year before

00:21:52.440 diana um princess diane died so i didn't really feel the princess diane the people's princess i

00:22:00.400 never felt any of that sort of stuff and as far as i'm concerned just looking at them now in the

00:22:04.640 cold light of day they're just traitors like the same like that like the rest of them like the

00:22:08.560 rest of them that the royals either stood by during our dispossession of the country or as in 0.81

00:22:15.080 the case of elizabeth in many ways facilitated it in many ways encouraged it the queen's speech

00:22:23.420 i think it was it was it in 2004 where she spoke about how we're a multicultural nation now and

00:22:29.680 how great it is to be diverse you know sorry not a fan and then we got into now we've got the big

00:22:37.000 business right boys this is the important stuff everything that came before right now child's play

00:22:43.420 absolute child's play piddle really piddle now we've got the daily star baby this is the important

00:22:51.160 stuff and what do they have to say harry can we uh get it up on screen please here's the important

00:22:58.660 stuff some footballer brown at exorcism to help wraith rovers sign player hand of gourd

00:23:09.720 ex-prime minister denies claim and there's little gordon brown there smiling what cheeky chappy

00:23:16.780 what is this what what is this hand of gourd

00:23:23.380 get paid a little extra for that mr editor coming up with that one

00:23:30.940 i mean daily star is hardly the sunday sport is it i mean if you're talking about 0.78

00:23:35.800 crap tabloids in britain right you can't you can't do better than the sunday sport

00:23:44.460 if you think that you have seen great s posting on the internet you don't understand that the daily 0.98

00:23:51.980 the sunday sport perfected it decades ago decades ago right put some respect on the sunday sports

00:23:59.280 name i spit on the daily star get your head together get your acts together honestly daily

00:24:06.300 mirror rob was the love of my life no one will take his place lindsey burrow and grief family

00:24:11.180 and enduring spirit okay whatever don't know new low in british politics outrages reform big with

00:24:17.280 the generic says party would order royal marines to use lethal force against migrants with the big

00:24:23.780 block impact letters horrifying i mean it is kind of an invasion

00:24:30.140 it is kind of necessary what you think massive boats of 250 young men is not an aggressive act

00:24:40.540 from foreign nations do you think that the nations that these people are coming from are unaware

00:24:45.440 that these people are going to get here and immediately start committing crimes

00:24:49.860 are going to get here and immediately start destabilizing us taking money out of our economy

00:24:55.900 and sending it back to their home country obviously they do even if you're not talking 0.96

00:25:01.120 about the illegal migrants you think about the legal people coming over from India and Pakistan

00:25:06.320 they know that that's what they're there for that's what they're doing that's exactly what 1.00

00:25:11.420 they want they want them to come over here take extract welfare send it back home and at the same

00:25:17.920 time if they want commit crimes so that in refusing to take back their criminals they can use it as a

00:25:24.280 bargaining chip for trade that's all it is so actually that's a very aggressive act actually

00:25:30.620 in different ages sending thousands and thousands and thousands of hostile foreigners through your

00:25:38.680 borders illegally would be considered an act of war so lethal force not entirely unjustified and

00:25:47.100 it would send a message wouldn't it uh the big problem with this uh not that the daily mirror 0.71

00:25:52.540 would say so is that they wouldn't do it would they they just wouldn't do it it's really big

00:25:57.860 bollocks to chat isn't it i don't actually expect genric or farage to do it so it's a load of uh

00:26:06.420 A load of hubbub about nothing, sadly.

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00:26:19.420 Then we've got The Sun.

00:26:20.880 Another just tabloid rag. 0.98

00:26:23.700 I wouldn't be fit to wipe my rear end with this one. 0.96

00:26:27.600 And I'm not even Scouse. 0.95

00:26:29.460 So you know that's just coming from the heart, right?

00:26:32.580 1.6 trillion pounds benefits bill.

00:26:36.040 Yeah.

00:26:36.420 That's terrible.

00:26:37.760 That is terrible.

00:26:39.340 Benefits hands out with 1.6 trillion have numbed the country to economic failure.

00:26:44.460 I mean, the fact is this all creates malincentives, you know,

00:26:48.080 encourages people to make poor choices,

00:26:51.180 encourages people to stay on the dole if they are stuck on the dole.

00:26:54.880 I know people who are stuck on the dole.

00:26:57.100 I've mentioned this before.

00:26:58.260 Not naming names, not giving enough information. 1.00

00:27:00.940 I know a single mother who earns quite a fair amount from the dole, 1.00

00:27:05.480 but wants to get into a good relationship 1.00

00:27:08.340 and get a more stable family life

00:27:10.200 because if anything, you know,

00:27:11.100 it's good to have somebody in your life.

00:27:13.640 I mean, I don't think anybody will disagree with you there.

00:27:16.960 The problem being that the way the system is set up,

00:27:20.720 if she finds someone good and he moves in,

00:27:24.240 then his income is going to be included 0.86

00:27:26.560 in her benefits calculations 1.00

00:27:28.720 and she's going to be earning a lot less money. 1.00

00:27:30.960 She's going to be having a massive struggle 0.99

00:27:32.740 because along with the money that she actually gets,

00:27:34.440 she gets stuff taken off of her rent she barely has to pay any of her bills so she's living quite

00:27:40.180 easy with that so why would why would you why would you get into a good relationship with a

00:27:45.180 bloke if it's going to make you worse off materially which is a horrible way to consider

00:27:51.200 it's a horrible thing to have to think but these are the calculations that people are forced into

00:27:55.960 making with the system as it stands and that's not even considering that yeah there's loads of

00:28:00.560 foreigners doing it as well. There's loads of foreigners

00:28:02.580 on that. That is a 1.00

00:28:04.460 ridiculous thing to even consider that we 0.93

00:28:06.600 have at the moment. Homes 0.59

00:28:08.540 under the shammers. 0.98

00:28:10.460 City help flog pads in.

00:28:12.420 Gulf Harlan snaps up mansion.

00:28:19.000 Sorry about that. Folks, just considering

00:28:20.660 if I

00:28:22.320 care about

00:28:24.000 Ehrlich Harlan's

00:28:25.920 mansion situation.

00:28:29.280 No.

00:28:29.760 nope moving on financial times now when i was skimming skimming through this i don't want to

00:28:36.020 be rude and god forbid anybody forget accuse me of any kind of prejudice right but

00:28:42.940 that's that thing isn't it but if somebody says but in a sentence ignore everything they said

00:28:52.000 before but right and i'm not meaning i don't mean this to be a personal insult at at all i find him

00:28:58.420 to be quite an entertaining figure but right mark zuckerberg in this picture is he turning into

00:29:02.980 woody allen is he turning into woody allen like his face in this picture looks remarkably like

00:29:12.440 woody allen i mean there's that joke isn't there that after a certain age after you hit about 35

00:29:18.280 all english people start to resemble the baz it's going to happen to me obviously as soon as i hit

00:29:24.100 35 getting closer and closer um i'm gonna lose all of my hair i'm gonna balloon about 0.98

00:29:32.200 10 stone and i'm gonna look like baz down the pub which is not an entirely bad thing

00:29:38.540 baz has a great charm to him baz is going to give you some good advice lad

00:29:42.360 is that what's happening with zuckerberg after a certain point the certain jewish americans 0.60

00:29:47.240 all start to just resemble woody allen it's a question it's a legitimate concern of mine i just

00:29:54.080 you know because zuckerberg decided to start chatting himself up over the past few years and

00:29:59.100 it would just be a terrible shame if all of a sudden he just morphed into woody allen because

00:30:03.020 if there's one word i wouldn't use to describe woody allen it's chad anyway what does the

00:30:07.900 financial times actually have to say for itself muse moment zuckerberg underlines aversion to

00:30:13.060 regulation at the launch of frontier ai platform well obviously all of the a what well actually

00:30:19.900 the thing is it's difficult to tell what's going on with the AI stuff at the moment because after

00:30:25.380 all the doomsday stuff they were talking about recently weren't a load of them begging to be

00:30:29.260 regulated because listen government you have to regulate us oh my AI Skynet will literally destroy

00:30:36.160 the world seems to have been the big line that people like Sam Altman were taking so maybe

00:30:41.980 Zuckerberg's breaking with that maybe Zuckerberg is more of just like a maybe he's more ideologically

00:30:47.700 free market or something i don't know maybe he sees some benefit for his own business coming from

00:30:52.820 not regulating it enough i don't know enough about the ins and outs of ai regulation as it stands

00:30:58.440 right now what else have we got here putin breaking ceasefire on energy targets

00:31:02.580 says zelensky that's bad news that's bad news i know that donald trump um brokered some kind of

00:31:08.620 bilateral ceasefire against energy targets um recently because well frankly if russia and the

00:31:15.600 ukraine start absolutely decimating each other's energy and then russia starts to bring it out

00:31:21.500 into the rest of europe as well like some accused them have been doing with the nordstrom pipeline

00:31:27.260 that's bad for everyone that's really bad for everybody so yeah that's not great what else

00:31:32.880 have we got here city lashes out at burnham's bid to ban non-complete uh compete clauses

00:31:37.700 in work contracts i don't really

00:31:42.120 care enough about the feelings of city bankers to um get too wrapped up in what what is like

00:31:52.020 concerning them right now unless it is hugely important to the national and international

00:31:58.000 markets the actual feelings of individual corporations and banks and in the city of

00:32:04.260 london um can as far as i'm concerned republicans on a mission to reshape nixon's legacy well

00:32:11.300 he is one of the most consequential presidents of the second half of the 20th century

00:32:16.760 so maybe it wouldn't be a bad thing to have a legacy for him other than just he was a bad guy

00:32:23.400 that's that's the legacy that i knew him from from futurama for instance and i think we've

00:32:28.580 got a couple left here we'd be ready to fight tonight nato's top general and stark warning

00:32:33.760 to putin gesturing this is all always just gesturing they've been saying things like this

00:32:39.400 since crimea uh they just want to know please don't attack us because we'll fight back but

00:32:44.280 mainly please don't attack us because we really really really really do not have our own armies

00:32:49.160 in place right now i personally wouldn't mind if europe was able to decouple itself from being so

00:32:55.380 reliant on american military power and be more independent same goes for britain

00:33:01.620 so if we can get ourselves into a position to be able to do that that's not a bad thing

00:33:08.160 and then the times what is the healthiest protein meat or tofu meat

00:33:15.960 even even asking the question is subversive disability benefits for 120 000 teenagers

00:33:24.560 cost taxpayers one billion pounds a year mate if you're going to complain about benefits

00:33:28.520 that's the least of your troubles i'd say the big problem for that is that 120 000 teenagers 0.98

00:33:34.040 qualify for disability benefits how many of them are going to be cousin marriages from foreigners

00:33:40.540 how many of them are going to be people who have been diagnosed with some kind of mental issue

00:33:47.080 when they're very young like adhd or something over diagnosis ready for closer ties with the

00:33:53.480 EU says Burnham.

00:33:55.400 Same thing that everybody else has been talking about.

00:33:57.480 Cut screen time in class for the sake of pupil health.

00:33:59.760 Yeah, I'm fully supportive of that.

00:34:01.640 Some people push back against me on this.

00:34:04.260 A lot of people disagree.

00:34:06.060 Obviously, children being on screens all of the time

00:34:09.420 and in class as well at school is very bad for them.

00:34:13.000 It is causing stunted development.

00:34:14.460 And it's not only just in terms of mental development as well.

00:34:18.040 Actual physical development,

00:34:19.800 like children being able to process three-dimensional spaces

00:34:23.360 is being stunted by chill by for ipad babies right because they're so used to seeing things

00:34:30.640 on this three-dimensional screen that it's done sorry a two-dimensional screen it stunts their

00:34:34.960 ability to properly pass three-dimensional spaces and furthermore as well it just completely

00:34:40.260 destroys their curiosity in the world and as a father myself there is nothing that brings me

00:34:45.240 greater joy than seeing all the things that my daughter is interested in whenever we're out and

00:34:50.220 about she wants to stop every minute but some random rubbish that's fallen on the floor and

00:34:56.760 i wouldn't have it any other way annoying as it can be sometime and then the daily telegraph imf

00:35:02.380 warns against budget giveaways fuel subsidies and cost of living handouts risk piling pressure

00:35:07.500 on debt-laden economy and that is not great news you know i decided to take a look into this as

00:35:13.400 well so uh national debt in the uk is 2.99 trillion pounds as of late 2026 representing

00:35:22.960 roughly 100 of the country's gross domestic product that's not great that's not great

00:35:29.340 because all of that needs to get paid back one way or another and that takes out the public

00:35:32.820 accounts whenever you do uh payments not to mention the interest build up on all of that too

00:35:38.820 but i think one of the problems that isn't being spoken about in the same way

00:35:43.360 is that personal debt private debt is almost as bad in this country and it's bad enough when your

00:35:53.120 government owes money obviously you can have budget deficits and you can have trade deficits

00:35:58.160 between countries if you have reserve currencies in a different currency than the one denominated

00:36:04.920 by your own national government it can cause all sorts of troubles absolutely but personal debt

00:36:11.500 private debt is one of the great underspoken about problems in this country currently private

00:36:17.980 household debt stands at 2.3 trillion pounds in 2026 now that is represented

00:36:24.500 uh as about 1.67 trillion pounds in mortgage debt two point uh 268.5 billion in student loans

00:36:35.220 and 72.9 billion pounds in credit card debt as well people are drowning themselves in personal

00:36:44.840 debt to maintain a lifestyle that has been stolen from them because the leaders of this country

00:36:50.900 hate them and you've got to remember it's estimated here that it grows at an estimated

00:36:55.780 1 000 pounds per second each second that is passing right now 1 000 pound in the build-up 0.99

00:37:03.360 of overall personal debt in this country is added on that is absolutely ridiculous that is

00:37:10.540 going to and has led in many ways to debt deflation think of all of the ways in which

00:37:15.740 taxes are bad enough but then after you've paid your taxes you've got to pay an inflated mortgage

00:37:21.640 the house prices in this country are so highly inflated it is a bubble it is a bubble that just

00:37:28.520 keeps growing and growing and growing because they keep packing more people into this country

00:37:31.960 and along with that land value in this country keeps going up and up and up because the banks

00:37:37.540 lend out more and more money to bid up the prices for the land right i looked into that as well

00:37:42.820 actually in the uk the land price typically accounts for about 67 percent of a property's

00:37:49.820 total value so in terms of construction it says on average only about 96 to 112 000 pounds is the

00:37:57.320 actual construction cost of the house 112 to 128 000 pounds on average is the land value so bidding

00:38:06.320 up land prices in this country is one of the reasons that everybody has such expensive mortgages

00:38:11.160 as well not even considering the actual supply and demand aspect of it and then you pay your taxes

00:38:18.280 you pay your mortgage or your rent and then if you went to university as everybody of my generation

00:38:24.340 was encouraged to you pay your student loan on top of that if you're earning enough and then

00:38:28.940 because you might have you might got a backlog in your bills or maybe you're trying to impress a

00:38:34.440 girl or any number of reasons for maintaining a certain level of affluence and lifestyle you have

00:38:41.540 to pay back your credit cards as well and what does that actually leave you to spend in your

00:38:46.320 local economy afterwards basically nothing basically nothing this is a huge problem that

00:38:55.400 most people do not talk about because if you want to wonder alongside all of the government and

00:39:00.960 public reasons why high streets are dead in this country alongside all of the criminal fraud that

00:39:07.120 goes on them and everything else we always talk about people are so busy paying back their personal

00:39:13.420 debts they just don't have money to patronize good and legal honest local businesses i know if i had

00:39:21.160 more money left over i'd be going to my local butchers every single day i just don't i just

00:39:26.700 don't who benefits from that supermarkets it's a it's a scam is the whole thing is a huge scam

00:39:32.680 and then what else have we got on here in the daily telegraph burnham retreats on russia brexit

00:39:37.440 claim pro-palestine greens plot to ounce luskas blah blah blah and we have reached the end of it

00:39:44.120 we are getting to 22 9 as the clock stands right now folks so i'll go along see what else is being

00:39:51.080 spoken about in the news today uk growth upgraded but energy prices and rates to bite in 2027

00:39:58.260 looking forward to that one uh my diesel costs have skyrocketed in the past year and that's not

00:40:04.680 felt great uh growth upgraded wasn't our growth 0.1 percent it's not hard to upgrade from 0.1

00:40:14.800 i suppose 100 more prisoners to be freed in the second phase of early release scream

00:40:19.780 fantastic great wonderful itv saying uk to see higher than expected inflation as energy bills

00:40:29.420 keep rising i'm so sorry guys i'm so sorry i'm so sorry there's never any good news if it was

00:40:35.020 if it was wall to wall if it was wonder wall to wall sunday sport we'd have nothing but good news

00:40:41.020 for you folks you'd hear about all of the recent escape aids that people have been having with

00:40:45.600 various Greg's pastries. You'd hear about how a World War II bomber had been found on the moon,

00:40:51.420 and then the day after, the World War II bomber vanishes. See, the Sunday sport gives you

00:40:55.520 excitement. It gives you mystery. It gives you thrills. What does the actual news give you?

00:41:01.180 This. Everything gets worse constantly. I'm a Sunday sport supremacist, personally.

00:41:08.420 Channel 4. Saudi Arabia vows serious response to deadly Houthi airport strikes. That's all

00:41:14.320 still ongoing it is amazing how formidable um a bunch of desert people in the mountains with 1.00

00:41:20.100 with a tin can that fires grenades are um so fair play um here you go sky news well let's let's 0.95

00:41:30.460 let's go over and see oh yeah this was something uh rj mitty the uh walt walt jr this was a sad

00:41:39.240 one, this is the first thing I saw when I woke up and checked my phone, actually, has

00:41:42.960 sadly taken himself out. I don't know how to put that more sensitively. I apologize.

00:41:50.300 Walter Jr. has gone to have breakfast in the great beyond. So rest in peace, Walt Jr.

00:41:56.100 Rest in peace, R.J. Mitty. Let's hear some rips down in the comments below. I don't mean

00:42:02.220 to be insensitive. Genuinely, the kid was only like 34, 36 years old. Terrible, terrible

00:42:08.540 thing to happen express news sun is going with the same thing you know and let's go on this day

00:42:18.820 in history now i am not a big history buff like beau is i have my areas of expertise but i am not

00:42:26.480 as well read as he is i am i am a victim of the blairite comprehensive education school curriculum

00:42:35.160 therefore i i weren't taught to think right i weren't taught to think right therefore i won't

00:42:43.940 be able to give the same commentary that bow would apologies but either way it is the 13th of october

00:42:49.340 so on this day today in history in uh 54 nero succeeds claudius as the emperor of the roman

00:42:56.420 empire agrippina the younger is uh agrippina is that how you pronounce that the younger is thought

00:43:02.900 to have murdered Claudius, her husband, with poisonous mushrooms to secure the succession 0.52

00:43:06.900 for her son, Nero. In 1307,

00:43:10.840 French King Philip IV has Grandmaster Jacques de Molay and the Knights Templar

00:43:15.140 arrested and charged with idolatry and corruption.

00:43:20.600 Quite a bad day for them, then.

00:43:22.880 1884, International Meridian Conference in Washington, D.C. establishes Greenwich

00:43:26.900 in London, England, as the prime meridian of longitude and establishes

00:43:30.740 universal time. A great day indeed. 1924. Mecca falls without a struggle to Saudi forces led by

00:43:38.240 Abdulaziz ibn Saud. Not a great day. 1943. Italy switches sides and declares war on its former

00:43:47.760 Axis partner, Germany. Not a great day for Germany. 1944. Battle of Aachen. The US First

00:43:54.940 Army attacks Aachen, the first German city

00:43:56.800 captured by Allied forces

00:43:58.540 during the Second World War

00:44:00.920 and in 2010

00:44:02.840 the Copiapo

00:44:05.100 mining accident in Chile

00:44:06.900 comes to a happy end as all 33

00:44:08.960 miners arrive at the surface

00:44:10.420 after surviving a record 69 days

00:44:13.160 underground, that's pretty amazing isn't it

00:44:14.720 make sure to be having your

00:44:18.480 having your cups of coffee this morning

00:44:21.020 folks, that is a pretty amazing

00:44:22.900 thing it is quite inspiring when you hear stories of survival like that i always find and now that

00:44:29.460 we're almost at quarter to nine and we've gone through this day in history shall we take a look

00:44:33.900 at the super chats can we get the super chats up from youtube please harry and i'll take a look at

00:44:39.580 the rumble rants as well and uh okay so johnny look the screen is still flickering folks i am

00:44:51.080 terribly ever so sorry

00:44:53.500 because again we've got

00:44:55.320 little samsons in the wiring right now

00:44:57.560 johnny logo

00:44:59.180 if the screen will show

00:45:01.660 harry's new cut looks like he works

00:45:03.600 for the secret service

00:45:04.760 i'll take that

00:45:07.220 i'll take that

00:45:08.900 i think that's a compliment

00:45:10.640 thank you thank you very much

00:45:12.840 i've been complimented by a number of people

00:45:15.400 told that i i don't look like

00:45:17.360 a rough hippie anymore

00:45:19.040 i'll i'll take that also it takes years off me i'm sorry i'm having to make commentary in between

00:45:26.380 screen flickers they're that frequent i i think what's actually happening i said samson's in the

00:45:31.660 wire i think beau is at home right now the history bro himself this chap right here harry can we zoom

00:45:39.400 in on this chap right here is oh no no i tried we tried something there folks but we're still

00:45:50.180 working out the kinks okay i think he this guy right here is flickering the screens at home see 0.68

00:45:58.540 the second i said it they've stopped i'm not joking the second i said that this is bo's fault 0.75

00:46:06.800 it stopped all of a sudden

00:46:08.240 gets the old

00:46:10.580 noggin jogging don't it

00:46:11.700 oh and it started again

00:46:14.200 can't win

00:46:16.720 can't win 1.00

00:46:17.360 dragon lady chris

00:46:18.700 one would think a beef roast would make a full English

00:46:21.920 if it's big enough anyhow 1.00

00:46:23.480 pig dog

00:46:24.960 51.50 if it's farmed salmon

00:46:28.320 screen's coming back

00:46:29.960 don't eat it

00:46:31.140 they keep them in wide deep tall nets

00:46:33.560 it's flickering again

00:46:35.240 and they're cramped in 0.93

00:46:37.220 and swim in each other's poo 0.84

00:46:41.260 and then they're pumped full of

00:46:43.360 antibiotics, toxic

00:46:45.220 as can be, truly

00:46:47.320 gross

00:46:47.900 well you, I'm sorry folks

00:46:51.480 this is a breakfast show

00:46:52.760 thank you Harry

00:46:55.060 that makes a lot more sense to put these up on the

00:46:57.320 screen here

00:46:57.880 yeah that's a real, this is a breakfast

00:47:01.220 show please

00:47:02.160 I'm sorry if that's put people

00:47:05.140 off of your breakfasts right now i hope you weren't having salmon for breakfast pig dog again

00:47:10.940 and i'll um take my drink before this one just in case

00:47:14.380 both full english and roast beef are great but roast beef still pink in the middle for me

00:47:23.480 is the king of all meals loads of yorkshire puddings crispy roast potatoes loads of gravy

00:47:30.140 fresh bread that does sound like a meal of champions doesn't it i can't stand a bit of this

00:47:36.500 the snooty continental disparaging of british food because the continent has lots of great

00:47:44.400 food i'm not going to deny that but the idea of turning your nose up roast beef yorkshire puddings

00:47:52.240 and roast potatoes and gravy how could you have you no heart and then we got quite a few from

00:48:02.620 end anti-whitism right here so thank you very much for your contributions i hope you've been 0.71

00:48:07.320 enjoying the show so far we as western people must use the term anti-whitism and anti-white

00:48:14.460 to describe leftists and their own government and media calling them anything else is spineless

00:48:20.520 and ignoring their open hatred of us they are i mean they are openly hateful of us

00:48:28.200 yesterday on the podcast we covered the fact of um what was the name of that woman lucas segment

00:48:37.000 i've forgotten what her name was was talking about the woman who back in 2006 said that

00:48:41.240 she wanted white men to become a quote-unquote lost species

00:48:45.380 i mean that just that just says it all doesn't it there's not much to add to that they just 0.99

00:48:54.220 she hates us and now she was whining about the fact that these evil white men who she despises 0.98

00:49:01.680 so much to begin with are now saying that actually we don't want you in this country 0.99

00:49:06.640 and she's saying where are my white people at to help me where are my white allies so

00:49:13.920 i mean you you already said no to him and anti-whitism again i'm sick of watching my

00:49:21.380 fellow conservative over 130 iq anglos please don't give me that much credit please don't 0.58

00:49:28.040 i hope you're not referring to me because i hate to let you down there buddy and other white people

00:49:33.020 be white guilted into such stockholm syndrome they're afraid to say the words anti-whitism 0.96

00:49:38.580 and anti-white

00:49:40.120 I think a lot of people just aren't

00:49:43.160 as familiar with the term but many more

00:49:45.200 people are getting very familiar with the term

00:49:47.060 these days because that's what it clearly is

00:49:49.400 anti-whitism

00:49:51.260 again imagine being high IQ

00:49:53.120 couldn't yet still being

00:49:55.280 lobotomized enough from decades of

00:49:57.260 anti-white propaganda that you call 0.96

00:49:59.320 people who openly hate whites

00:50:01.200 the name of their choice

00:50:03.440 liberals or commies

00:50:05.120 spineless

00:50:06.440 and people use both of those terms as insults they're all they're all disparaging insults

00:50:12.200 really aren't they dragon lady chris oh that reminds me connor's twin baby girls were born

00:50:22.320 yesterday i know congratulations i did see him say that there were some complications with it though

00:50:28.920 but i hope everything's all right now dragon lady chris as well harry don't forget the poll thank

00:50:35.280 you very much i was making sure uh that i wouldn't can you bring that screen up onto the screen up

00:50:41.180 here as well then harry please thank you very much so what have we got for the poll it looks like

00:50:48.540 by a slim margin by by the actual brexit margins beef roast has just won out to a full english

00:50:55.820 at 52 percent in favor of beef roast versus a full english at 48 percent now being a true

00:51:03.600 englishman either is a good choice right nothing quite so nice as a beast rope on a sunday afternoon

00:51:10.580 but if you want a breakfast for kings that's going to keep you going the entire rest of the day

00:51:18.520 then a full english is going to do better than anything else that you could offer bowl of porridge

00:51:24.440 is also nice but i am northern so i would say that double a batteries from the super chats

00:51:30.040 good day to harrys any new bands you lads into i'm getting to that sort of age sadly where i don't

00:51:37.620 have as much time to check out new music as i would like i used to like 10 years ago when i used

00:51:43.780 to um work for a local community radio station i used to try to listen to at least one new band

00:51:49.680 every single week both for my own benefit and also so i could try and introduce new stuff to the show

00:51:54.860 i don't really have time for that anymore um i want to and i will try to it's just

00:52:00.560 difficult and especially with how much content is available on the internet um it's just

00:52:07.060 it's it's just difficult to sort the wheat from the chaff which makes which kind of puts me off

00:52:13.060 trying to even look for anything i i know some friends of mine have said oh you should listen 0.98

00:52:16.980 to sleep token i have that crap they are they are crap uh there was that new falling in reverse song 0.97

00:52:23.120 that was dreadful that was the one of the worst things i've ever heard what about what about you 0.99

00:52:26.760 young harry yeah i mean i'm getting super into uh violent vera they're pretty good i like that

00:52:32.360 never heard of them give a description for the audience uh they're like they're pretty metal i

00:52:37.580 think they're doing a tour with uh baby metal this year so that'll be cool i don't know if you've just

00:52:43.300 put a load of people off to be honest harry in saying that although although saying that i saw

00:52:48.820 baby metal play at bloodstock no not bloodstock uh download back in 2015 and whatever you want

00:52:56.040 to say about their actual music they were really good live band they were really good fun david

00:53:00.920 david david stopping anti-whitism is the only way to save the west you the same guy as on rumble

00:53:06.580 online whiskey consultant who up roasting day beef right

00:53:11.800 oh dear moving on gary warren hi harry did you ever play at the limelighting crew my brother's

00:53:25.600 band was a regular there he is from nantwich smoke water jack was the band um sadly i never did

00:53:32.340 i would have loved to but by the time that i was coming up in the local crew scene and starting to

00:53:37.400 get into music and learn guitar the limelight had already shut down i used to take my guitar

00:53:42.480 lessons at m urban music which was just down the road from where the limelight was this is very

00:53:46.960 local discussion about my hometown that i'm having right now so apologies to everybody else

00:53:53.140 listening in i did used to listen play at the box quite regularly before that got shut down

00:53:58.980 so just as a little bit of context for the audience my hometown of Crewe used to be a

00:54:03.280 cultural hub for the cheshire area which is part of the southern most part of the northwest right

00:54:08.180 and we used to have loads of bands playing loads of venues bands used to actually be able to come

00:54:14.500 up through the crew scene and make a name for themselves and gradually bit by bit the venue

00:54:20.500 started to shut down for economic reasons and then also hs2 was supposed to be coming through

00:54:27.080 to the town so the council decided to take a new strategy which ended up shutting down a load of

00:54:31.320 the other venues and for the past 10 11 years crew has been a kind of cultural wasteland young

00:54:37.060 people can't actually find opportunity to play music or do new and creative things there it is

00:54:43.120 starting to change again recently there's a new venue called arena which opened up where they want

00:54:47.240 to put on new live acts but it is a tragedy and it's something that's um repeated throughout the

00:54:54.000 entire country just this country i mean particularly birmingham birmingham used to be for all we make

00:54:59.660 fun of it a cultural hot spot in the country you know like bands like black sabbath judas priest

00:55:04.820 i think juran juran are from birmingham whatever you want to say about those bands um they were

00:55:10.580 cultural forces across the world what is the last big cultural force that you hear about coming from

00:55:17.540 birmingham other than other than cousin marriage tatum i love how lotus eaters lets has staff who

00:55:25.520 are attracted to men and even let them host their breakfast shows i think you had an aneurysm

00:55:30.080 during that super chat mate so you might want to send it in again and uh get your grammar right

00:55:35.060 there tatum harry when i rule the world you'll have to grow out the hair again you won't be

00:55:41.180 allowed at full height around me and uh guards hit him in the belly is everybody having some

00:55:46.620 kind of weird mental attack putting these in uh thanks for the vote of confidence on the long hair

00:55:53.320 mate i am getting older that now though so it might not be as glorious as once it was if i try

00:55:59.340 to do it again chas face crumpets or toast whichever one you don't choose goes into the

00:56:04.380 abyss and is never seen again toast easy i'm not a big crumpet guy i'm really really not a big

00:56:10.940 crumpet guy so i don't really mind it being cast into the abyss testing 2741 very interesting name

00:56:18.380 you've got there roast beef is good beef curtains are bad you seem like a very charming person and

00:56:25.240 tatum again harry what would you do if a bird the size of a car started living near your house

00:56:30.840 and snatching the boris wavers like swoops down grabs one from right next to you well i mean if

00:56:38.980 a bird the size of a car started living near my house what the hell am i supposed to do about it

00:56:44.060 is it does it still have hollow bones at which point it wouldn't be able to maintain its own

00:56:48.980 weight um and it would just collapse in on itself so the entire thought experiment is destroyed

00:56:54.260 if its bones are heavy enough to actually maintain it then it's going to be super strong

00:57:01.260 i'm not going to do anything about it i'm definitely not going to do anything about that

00:57:06.520 so i'll just let it get on with it and the consequences be as they may double a batteries

00:57:12.060 do you visit chester much first round is on me i would love to visit chester more often than i get

00:57:17.460 the chance to again for those unfamiliar chester is a beautiful city in the um in in cheshire

00:57:26.620 really close to the welsh border old roman city when i was a kid we took a trip around there for

00:57:32.500 school to take a look around the roman walls it's got an old roman amphitheater the roman walls are

00:57:38.080 still there gorgeous Tudor architecture take a visit if you're ever in the area it is worth it

00:57:43.980 Brendan Lucas 9732 sorry was just finishing off you don't need to know about your personal

00:57:51.640 business mate keep that one to yourself and Kiefer Brown 1337 Eamon H sends his regards

00:57:59.020 and screen flickering now amongst the very very many crimes of Eamon Holmes the screen flickering

00:58:06.460 i would count as the worst personally do you know why because it affected me personally but with

00:58:12.720 that we've come to the end of the super chats and we are coming up to nine o'clock right now my clock

00:58:19.240 here has the time currently at 58 minutes past eight so we're coming up to time so i'll begin

00:58:26.020 to bid my farewells to you all harry have you had a good morning so far my friend yeah it's been

00:58:31.660 great i'm very very glad to hear that oh just one other thing max robe should it be allowed that

00:58:37.720 burning can wear mong face in public office um there is something a bit odd about his face isn't

00:58:43.480 there i can't quite put my finger on it it looks like i'll tell you what it looks like it looks

00:58:48.640 like he's wearing one of those old like richard nixon masks his skin just feels like it's not

00:58:53.020 properly attached to his bones properly but yes that seems to be the last super chat that we've

00:59:00.520 had sent in a nice concise eight till nine show we've had today i hope you've enjoyed my commentary

00:59:07.080 and my hosting of the show tomorrow who are we going to have uh filling in for beau on wednesday

00:59:13.380 harry oh god i don't know we don't know it's going to be a big surprise for you folks so tune in

00:59:21.240 tomorrow to figure out who it's going to be uh but until then thanks again for joining me i hope

00:59:27.300 you've liked the stream make sure to like and subscribe to the channel and uh yeah have a great

00:59:33.540 rest of your day see you later ta-ra

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - October 13, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Tuesday 13th October 2026

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