The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau

00:00:00.000 Good morning.

00:00:04.040 And how are you on this fine morning? All good, I hope.

00:00:08.600 Fighting fit, ready to go, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

00:00:12.120 How are you, Harry? Producer Harry?

00:00:13.920 I'm good.

00:00:14.460 Yeah? You all good?

00:00:15.960 Yeah.

00:00:16.840 Touch more energy than yesterday morning.

00:00:21.180 Great. Let's get straight into it then, with no further ado.

00:00:24.360 Welcome to you, actually, before I say no further ado.

00:00:28.420 Slightly more ado.

00:00:30.000 Good morning to you.

00:00:31.180 You are watching Breakfast with Beau.

00:00:34.760 The Beau Show.

00:00:36.100 The BBC, Beau's Breakfast Club.

00:00:38.260 The Lotus Eater's Breakfast Club.

00:00:39.600 And you are the glorious brand, the chosen few.

00:00:42.000 Thank you for tuning in.

00:00:43.320 Really, really appreciate it.

00:00:44.260 Without you, it's not really a thing, is it?

00:00:48.640 All right.

00:00:49.400 Let's jump straight in now.

00:00:50.780 So, the story's this morning.

00:00:51.780 What is the world talking about?

00:00:53.580 What's going on?

00:00:54.160 What's going down?

00:00:54.840 What is the world talking about today?

00:00:57.540 It's mostly Greenland.

00:01:00.000 Again.

00:01:00.800 And a fair bit about the Beckhams, Brooklyn Beckham, David and Victoria, and their eldest son, Brooklyn.

00:01:10.060 So, just to say, just quickly, we want to get a little bit more interaction going on.

00:01:14.580 So, we're going to put a poll up, aren't we, Harry?

00:01:17.920 We're going to do a poll.

00:01:19.200 Yes.

00:01:19.560 And I'm going to ask, I'm letting Harry do the wording.

00:01:25.340 But it's about, do you care about the Beckhams story?

00:01:29.200 Because I don't want this to be just purely, purely 100% me, what I like and what I care about and nothing else.

00:01:37.340 It's not supposed to be that, really.

00:01:38.840 It's supposed to be a show about what's going on in the world, what the mainstream legacy, mainstream medias are talking all about.

00:01:45.320 So, there'll be a poll all about the Beckhams.

00:01:48.020 Do you care about it?

00:01:48.760 Because if it's up to me, I would pass over it kind of as quickly as possible.

00:01:53.260 But it may be that a fair amount of you, even if a half-decent chunk of you even remotely care about it, and stories like it.

00:02:00.540 This is for a data point for going forward, and stories like it, then I will give it at least, you know, some time.

00:02:08.660 If it comes back that it's like 90-plus percent of you don't care, and I am perfectly vindicated, then I'll know.

00:02:17.560 But if it comes back even 20% or more of you do care, then, and it's not just in the poll, even though it's asking you about the Beckhams.

00:02:26.580 It's actually sort of, I'm trying to ask a broader question.

00:02:28.800 Do you care about stories like that?

00:02:31.300 You know, like individual divorce cases.

00:02:33.680 Some famous people are going to get divorced, or they've got a massive rift with their son, or, you know, things like that.

00:02:40.280 Because usually, to me, I think I said it last week, if you've watched all the Bo shows, I think stories like this are sad, but not particularly newsworthy.

00:02:51.120 All right, so, Harry, is the poll up?

00:02:53.280 It is, yeah.

00:02:54.000 We are live with that poll.

00:02:56.860 All right.

00:02:57.440 Click on it.

00:02:59.020 Have a vote.

00:02:59.940 All right.

00:03:00.360 So, BBC says, Brooklyn goes nuclear.

00:03:04.120 I must remember to pronounce that word correctly.

00:03:07.400 Nuclear, not nuclear.

00:03:11.000 Can't help it.

00:03:11.720 I'm an Essex boy.

00:03:13.760 My natural inclination is to say nuclear.

00:03:16.160 I know it's nuclear.

00:03:17.500 I have to consciously.

00:03:18.540 All right.

00:03:19.920 I'm in my mid-40s.

00:03:20.860 I should have got it right by now, shouldn't I?

00:03:22.620 Should have mastered that quite common word.

00:03:25.340 Brooklyn goes nuclear, and UK teenagers face a social media ban.

00:03:31.280 But, even though the BBC doesn't say it there, a lot of the papers are going with Greenland stuff.

00:03:34.900 All right.

00:03:35.400 The Daily Mail.

00:03:36.720 Brooklyn goes nuclear.

00:03:38.600 Hmm.

00:03:39.560 Beckham's son launches astonishing attack on his controlling parents.

00:03:43.440 Claims they put family brand above everything.

00:03:46.480 Mum says, Brooklyn says, Mum humiliated him with inappropriate first dance at his wedding.

00:03:52.180 Awkward.

00:03:56.520 Sounds embarrassing, doesn't it?

00:03:58.820 Don't know if it's quite enough to sort of divorce yourself from your parents entirely.

00:04:03.540 But there seems to be a lot more to it.

00:04:07.560 Also on the front page of the Mail.

00:04:10.400 Says, U-turn opens door to ban on social media for under-16s.

00:04:14.060 So, another U-turn, where it seems like the government has said, we may not actually do this under-16s social media ban.

00:04:23.140 But now we are.

00:04:24.140 Our backbenchers, 60-odd backbenchers, are putting pressure on us.

00:04:27.560 So, another U-turn.

00:04:29.480 Throw it on the pile.

00:04:30.560 What's that?

00:04:30.920 Number 14?

00:04:33.600 All right.

00:04:34.180 The sun also goes with nuclear.

00:04:37.100 Beckham goes nuclear.

00:04:38.700 The exact same headline.

00:04:40.120 Look.

00:04:41.520 Brooklyn goes nuclear.

00:04:42.640 So, who copied who?

00:04:46.620 The Daily Mail or the sun?

00:04:48.100 Or are they just in complete cahoots and they're just basically the same thing?

00:04:54.440 There's a cabal of editors.

00:04:57.040 It's one big blob.

00:05:01.920 Okay, there's a picture of the Beckhams.

00:05:06.160 Okay, so, a little bit of detail then.

00:05:09.140 Whilst we wait for the poll to come in.

00:05:10.480 Because it is in the news.

00:05:12.640 It's just a whole he said, she said family drama thing, isn't it?

00:05:16.480 Victoria and David accuse Brooklyn's wife of being controlling of him.

00:05:23.100 And he and they accuse them of being controlling of him.

00:05:26.900 And there's just various, what I would consider like really, really petty nonsense details about things like, things like the first dance at Brooklyn's wedding was Victoria did an embarrassing dance and ruined the wedding.

00:05:43.840 The wedding's ruined.

00:05:44.680 Or, there's a furore around the wedding dress.

00:05:53.420 Victoria said she was going to make, because Victoria fancies herself as a fashionista and designer, doesn't she?

00:05:58.740 She's no more a designer than she's a singer.

00:06:01.420 Which is to say, not at all.

00:06:03.620 A joke of one.

00:06:04.520 Anyway.

00:06:06.300 Apparently she was going to put the wedding dress together.

00:06:08.620 And then at the last minute said, oh no, I can't, I'm not going to.

00:06:12.440 And that angered Brooklyn's wife.

00:06:16.000 Her fiancé at the time.

00:06:16.940 Stuff like that.

00:06:20.820 That gives you sort of the measure of the, of it all.

00:06:24.620 Or I did see one thing.

00:06:25.860 I did see, because I knew this story would probably keep coming up, I did watch a little YouTube video a few days back.

00:06:32.100 And that one, like, you know, this real, real slop TMZ, you know, rumour mill stuff.

00:06:40.100 And it was that, one of them was that Brooklyn had an ex-girlfriend, not his current wife, some other girl he was going out with a few years back.

00:06:49.720 And apparently he didn't go out with her for very long.

00:06:52.420 And now one of his younger brothers is now going out with her.

00:06:57.120 The same girl.

00:06:58.320 Something like that.

00:06:59.720 And the Beckhams, David and Victoria, welcomed this girl into the family fold with open arms.

00:07:07.540 And that was a terrible humiliation for Brooklyn and his wife.

00:07:13.540 Things like this.

00:07:14.420 You know, classic sort of family stuff, really.

00:07:16.820 If you live in a quite petty family.

00:07:24.020 You know, all things like this.

00:07:25.500 Like, David had his 50th birthday the other day.

00:07:28.540 A few weeks back, whatever it was.

00:07:29.860 Not too long ago.

00:07:31.020 David had the big 5-0.

00:07:34.120 Brooklyn failed to attend.

00:07:37.540 That annoyed David and Victoria.

00:07:42.540 And he failed to attend.

00:07:44.700 Allegedly.

00:07:46.120 Because his ex-girlfriend, now his little brother's girlfriend, was there.

00:07:51.460 And that would have been a humiliation to his new wife.

00:07:54.560 Alright, let's move on.

00:07:55.460 You get the idea.

00:07:56.280 It's family stuff.

00:07:57.520 My mum ruined wedding.

00:08:02.120 Front page.

00:08:03.340 That's the front page.

00:08:04.660 Alright, the Daily Star.

00:08:05.640 What was it?

00:08:06.260 Okay, they also go with Brooklyn Blasts, Posh and Beck's.

00:08:11.920 They tried to ruin my relationship.

00:08:13.900 From what I gather, I don't know if it's too busy.

00:08:19.460 From what I gather, that I could well be completely way off the mark with this.

00:08:25.260 But it seems like the real tensions are between Brooklyn's wife and Victoria.

00:08:30.200 Largely.

00:08:30.600 Just two women with big egos that don't get on and lock horns and both wants to be Queen Bee of the family.

00:08:41.220 Ugh.

00:08:41.900 Ugh.

00:08:43.340 Ugh.

00:08:43.820 Alright.

00:08:44.180 The eye paper.

00:08:46.240 British and US relationship at lowest ebb since 1956 Suey's crisis.

00:08:50.500 If he was watching yesterday, if he was part of the Glorious Band, The Chosen Few, Bo's Breakfast Club.

00:08:59.900 You remember that yesterday I mentioned the Suey's crisis, didn't I?

00:09:02.800 You remember that?

00:09:03.360 Briefly, in passing.

00:09:09.220 Yeah, that was a low ebb, wasn't it?

00:09:13.260 The Suey's Canal.

00:09:16.080 When Britain decided it was trying to fend its interest.

00:09:20.200 It was with military force in the Sueys.

00:09:25.040 In Egypt, essentially.

00:09:28.520 NASA.

00:09:29.880 And all that.

00:09:32.000 And it got to such a crunch point that we really needed the backing, at least diplomatically, of the US.

00:09:39.980 And Ike, as it was, Dwight D. Eisenhower, was like, mmm, no.

00:09:47.100 No, you're on your own.

00:09:48.080 All right.

00:09:50.140 Intelligence sharing under threat in biggest shake-up for 70 years.

00:09:54.820 Possibly.

00:09:55.600 Trump's ambition to acquire Greenland for national security reasons is destroying trust on both sides of the Atlantic and tearing apart long-standing agreements.

00:10:04.160 NATO insiders will.

00:10:05.220 That's interesting, though.

00:10:07.820 It's a long-term back-and-forth thing about how closely British and US intelligence services share information and intelligence.

00:10:18.440 That's very interesting.

00:10:21.740 I've read a number of things over the years about that.

00:10:25.340 For the last six months or year or more, I've been sort of slightly more intensely reading about the Cambridge Five spy ring.

00:10:36.620 I'm going to make an epox on that at some point.

00:10:40.720 Maybe even a mini-series.

00:10:42.040 But I've also just been reading around that for years anyway.

00:10:46.960 And, yeah, how closely British and US share intelligence has, like, ebbed and flowed over the years.

00:10:52.540 I mean, it's pretty close.

00:10:53.700 It's closer than most other countries get, right?

00:10:57.540 But all through the Cold War at various points, like, earlier on in the Cold War, because of the Cambridge Five spy ring, that was British spies being Soviet moles.

00:11:10.660 At that point, in the 50s and 60s a bit, the Americans were, like, a bit standoffish, like, we can't necessarily trust you're not completely infiltrated.

00:11:20.180 More in the 80s and 90s, it was the other way around.

00:11:22.880 And America had revealed they had various traitors, real traitors, proper traitors, in the midst of their intelligence services.

00:11:33.340 And the British were a bit like, can we trust, like, do we trust the CIA and the FBI as much as we thought we did, you know?

00:11:40.840 So, it ebbs and flows.

00:11:43.240 After 9-11, right, we got closer again.

00:11:46.300 Because that's what Dubia and Tone, that's what they wanted.

00:11:54.320 So, it happened.

00:11:57.960 Mmm.

00:11:59.980 Oh, I'll have a cup of tea.

00:12:01.740 All right.

00:12:03.880 NATO sources say US colleagues have apologised for rising tensions.

00:12:08.320 We used to get beers together, and now it's really strange.

00:12:12.440 This is disruptive in a way that I have never thought of before.

00:12:18.820 Oh, no.

00:12:19.700 Poor NATO allies don't go for beers much anymore.

00:12:25.780 Starmer and allies are working on plans to step up shared security amid growing Arctic threats.

00:12:31.020 British manufacturers, including brewers and food producers, rushed to send their stock to America to try to minimise the disastrous impact of Trump's new terrorist punishment on UK.

00:12:42.980 Well, yeah, if you're an exporter, you, well, yeah, you would, wouldn't you?

00:12:48.140 If you're an exporter, and particularly if your biggest market is the US, it would, it would massively disrupt your business, wouldn't it?

00:12:54.020 There's no two ways about that.

00:12:55.080 I'd be cursing, if I was a UK exporter, and then my biggest market was the US, and all this happened, and it was just hurting my bottom line, I'd be much more annoyed at Starmer than Trump, I think.

00:13:13.620 I'd be annoyed at them both.

00:13:15.840 I'd be like, you're screwing with my game here.

00:13:19.280 But I'd be more annoyed at Starmer, to be perfectly honest.

00:13:25.080 Why are you fighting Trump over Greenland?

00:13:28.740 What's Greenland got to do with us, the UK, really?

00:13:33.900 Why are you sticking your oar in on that?

00:13:36.880 Why are you poking the Donald over that?

00:13:40.860 Thanks.

00:13:41.780 I thought you were supposed to look out for our interests.

00:13:44.660 Thanks a lot.

00:13:46.280 Okay.

00:13:46.900 The Guardian.

00:13:47.380 The Guardian.

00:13:55.080 Damn their eyes.

00:13:59.740 The Guardian.

00:14:01.040 Trump links Greenland to threat to, uh, uh, Trump links Greenland threats to Nobel snub.

00:14:09.040 Why do they have to write like that?

00:14:10.200 I don't know.

00:14:10.760 So, yeah, this is like an angle that was sort of all over the news a little bit, and yesterday particularly.

00:14:15.660 Um, well, we mentioned it yesterday, didn't we?

00:14:19.160 That Trump really covets a Nobel Peace Prize.

00:14:22.960 Why cares what that committee thinks in Copenhagen is something else, but there you go.

00:14:26.800 Um, and he said on Truth Social, like, literally, explicitly just said, or wrote, um, right, because I'm not getting a Nobel Peace Prize then, because, you know, because the noises out of Copenhagen are saying it's a no.

00:14:44.840 It's a no-go on that.

00:14:46.260 Well, I don't need to think about peace then, do I?

00:14:48.920 I don't need to.

00:14:49.600 I feel like that is a bit petulant, or almost doesn't even really make sense exactly.

00:14:54.920 Why is Trump being so, kind of, a bit bitchy about it like that?

00:14:59.840 A bit butthurt about an individual prize he may or may not get, and all of US foreign policy will change on the strength of that.

00:15:07.320 Is that good leadership?

00:15:09.240 As I say, most people watch this know I'm broadly pro-Trump, broadly pro-Mega, pro-US, broadly.

00:15:15.900 If they do and say things that I don't like and are stupid, I'm going to call it out.

00:15:19.000 Well, that's one of these things, it seems to me.

00:15:21.220 If that's what's going on, if there's not more layers to it, there may well be more layers to it that he's actually using it as a political chip, if you like, um, Casas Bella or something.

00:15:32.600 He doesn't really care all that much, as much as it seems.

00:15:36.120 He's just using it as a reason, an excuse, but either way, it does seem a bit small that he personally won't get a Nobel Peace Prize, so he'll change all US foreign policy.

00:15:47.320 You can imagine him bringing up Rubio, or the team of foreign policy advisors.

00:15:54.600 He brings them into the Oval, and he's like, right, we're doing something else now because I'm not getting a Peace Prize.

00:16:00.640 You can imagine them being like, really?

00:16:02.620 Really?

00:16:07.660 Alright, so.

00:16:09.980 Ministers look at social media ban for under-16s.

00:16:12.640 Prostrate becomes most common cancer in the UK.

00:16:16.400 If you're of a certain age, do probably get that check.

00:16:21.440 The Metro.

00:16:25.120 Harry.

00:16:25.560 Harry.

00:16:25.600 Harry.

00:16:25.620 Harry.

00:16:25.640 Harry.

00:16:25.660 Harry.

00:16:25.680 Harry.

00:16:25.700 Harry.

00:16:25.720 Harry.

00:16:26.220 Harry.

00:16:26.720 Harry.

00:16:32.620 Harry.

00:16:33.840 The Metro.

00:16:37.520 Gross.

00:16:41.240 It really is gross.

00:16:42.180 I really, really, despise it, the Metro.

00:16:44.920 I mean, despise is a bit strong.

00:16:47.260 Doesn't really impact me, especially as I'm not even in London anymore, but it's gross.

00:16:50.700 Is it...

00:16:52.660 What'd they go with?

00:16:53.160 Oh, a prize idiot.

00:16:54.080 There you go, just call in the leader of the free world, just call in Donald Trump,

00:16:57.540 one of the most powerful men, the Commander-in-Chief of the United States.

00:17:00.520 A prize idiot.

00:17:02.620 Where'd they get the balls?

00:17:07.520 Surprise idiot.

00:17:08.960 Alright.

00:17:11.460 Trump.

00:17:11.960 Seeing as Norway snubbed me for a peace award,

00:17:15.200 I want Greenland for US instead.

00:17:19.500 Norway PM.

00:17:20.640 Nobel gongs have nothing to do with me.

00:17:25.320 I've told the president repeatedly.

00:17:29.340 As if Trump's...

00:17:31.080 As if Trump's personally blaming

00:17:34.540 the Danish Prime Minister.

00:17:43.720 As I understand it,

00:17:44.960 and I know a little bit about it,

00:17:46.020 but not tons,

00:17:47.080 certainly not an expert,

00:17:48.120 but from what little I know,

00:17:49.880 yeah, the Danish Prime Minister

00:17:52.280 doesn't control who

00:17:53.240 and who doesn't win a Nobel Peace Prize.

00:17:55.040 It's like a whole committee of things

00:17:57.020 and people, aren't there?

00:17:59.400 Okay.

00:18:00.000 The Times.

00:18:01.740 Goes with,

00:18:02.580 Labour draws up plans

00:18:03.500 for banning under-16s

00:18:04.460 from social media.

00:18:05.400 I mean, should we talk a wee bit

00:18:06.580 about that real quick?

00:18:09.460 I mean, we've touched on it before

00:18:10.900 on the Beau Show.

00:18:12.040 We can do it again.

00:18:13.180 Yeah, this idea,

00:18:13.880 it's like the Australians

00:18:14.540 did it first, didn't they?

00:18:15.500 There's a social media ban,

00:18:16.620 sort of a broad,

00:18:18.020 far-reaching social media ban

00:18:19.660 for under-16s.

00:18:20.760 And it brings up the question,

00:18:23.640 doesn't it,

00:18:23.880 the debate of whether that's good

00:18:26.260 or the right thing to do.

00:18:27.680 And one side of the ledger is

00:18:29.120 that children under-16s,

00:18:33.480 you know, that includes obviously

00:18:34.600 quite young children,

00:18:36.060 may well be exposed

00:18:38.060 to some terrible material,

00:18:41.180 whether it's like just extreme violence

00:18:43.800 and gore

00:18:44.360 or sexually explicit material,

00:18:46.400 whatever it is,

00:18:47.520 just in the playground.

00:18:48.860 the worry,

00:18:51.280 the concern of that,

00:18:52.140 which I think is a real concern

00:18:53.480 and worry.

00:18:54.340 Or that it shouldn't be

00:18:56.320 the job of government

00:18:57.340 to do that.

00:19:00.920 But that's government overreach.

00:19:02.000 It's just censorship.

00:19:02.920 It's just Operation Creep.

00:19:04.640 It's just they mean to

00:19:05.740 censor stuff more and more and more.

00:19:08.080 And this is just,

00:19:08.840 they're just using the angle

00:19:09.760 of people's legit concerns

00:19:11.700 over the safety of children.

00:19:15.080 The government doesn't really care

00:19:16.220 about that at all.

00:19:16.940 It's just mission creep.

00:19:18.320 It's just we want to ban

00:19:20.020 more and more things,

00:19:20.900 make the internet more and more

00:19:22.220 exclusive,

00:19:25.020 more and more censored,

00:19:27.280 and that they're cynically

00:19:28.340 using the fear,

00:19:29.800 people's fear over children.

00:19:31.840 And it's just one step

00:19:34.480 in making the internet

00:19:36.140 just, you know,

00:19:37.640 really highly censored,

00:19:38.700 like a North Korean,

00:19:39.920 Chinese-style internet,

00:19:41.840 where it's only what the government

00:19:44.280 ever wants you to see

00:19:45.380 for everyone.

00:19:46.260 I can see both sides

00:19:49.120 of those arguments.

00:19:50.260 In fact,

00:19:50.540 I do tend towards

00:19:51.780 the latter one.

00:19:55.660 It's government overreach.

00:19:56.960 It's part of a broader,

00:19:57.900 longer,

00:19:58.340 deeper government

00:19:59.080 strategy

00:20:00.540 to censor us all.

00:20:06.640 Yeah.

00:20:08.900 All right.

00:20:10.640 I no longer purely think

00:20:12.500 about peace,

00:20:13.120 says Trump.

00:20:14.180 U.S.

00:20:14.560 fails to rule out

00:20:15.520 taking Greenland by force.

00:20:17.140 Healthy dose of optimism

00:20:20.300 could stop you

00:20:21.320 falling ill.

00:20:23.100 Yeah,

00:20:23.280 that's a well-known thing,

00:20:24.140 isn't it?

00:20:24.400 Like the,

00:20:25.100 I was going to say

00:20:26.420 the placebo effect,

00:20:27.340 that's not exactly

00:20:27.800 what they're saying there,

00:20:28.480 but, you know,

00:20:28.940 the idea that a positive

00:20:30.120 mental attitude

00:20:31.000 goes a long way.

00:20:35.680 Now,

00:20:35.840 an extreme version of that,

00:20:37.200 most people must have

00:20:38.100 seen this or heard about this,

00:20:40.160 be aware of this,

00:20:40.780 even experienced it,

00:20:41.700 that when,

00:20:42.460 sometimes when older people

00:20:43.860 or when people

00:20:44.460 that are seriously ill,

00:20:47.300 once they sort of

00:20:48.260 give up in their own mind

00:20:49.680 and resign themselves,

00:20:53.340 they're not long

00:20:56.220 for the world,

00:20:57.780 you know?

00:20:59.140 It used to be

00:20:59.720 in the pre-modern days,

00:21:02.580 like the 18th,

00:21:03.380 19th century,

00:21:04.080 or in the medieval period,

00:21:05.740 they would often say things

00:21:06.740 like such and such

00:21:07.680 died of a broken heart.

00:21:10.400 They died of ennui,

00:21:11.700 they died of being unhappy,

00:21:16.900 they died of sort of

00:21:17.560 giving up,

00:21:18.660 they sort of gave up

00:21:19.360 on the world,

00:21:20.520 and died.

00:21:22.340 You know,

00:21:22.560 in the modern age,

00:21:23.160 you're like,

00:21:23.380 well, no,

00:21:23.660 there must be a proper

00:21:24.220 medical reason for it.

00:21:25.240 Well,

00:21:25.420 there you go.

00:21:27.980 Healthy dose of optimism

00:21:29.140 could stop you falling ill,

00:21:30.820 says modern doctors.

00:21:33.600 Yeah,

00:21:34.000 that positive mental attitude

00:21:34.960 goes a long way.

00:21:37.360 Never give up,

00:21:38.540 that's what I say.

00:21:39.200 That's what I say

00:21:41.960 to all doomers

00:21:42.600 and accelerationists

00:21:43.520 or anyone who's,

00:21:44.340 you know,

00:21:44.660 very unhappy.

00:21:47.280 The first rule in life,

00:21:50.000 your first duty

00:21:50.960 to yourself,

00:21:53.000 is to never give up.

00:21:56.200 Don't even contemplate it.

00:21:58.120 It's not happening.

00:22:00.600 Easier said than done.

00:22:02.940 There you go.

00:22:03.340 Right.

00:22:04.320 Moving on.

00:22:04.740 The Financial Times,

00:22:06.620 the FT,

00:22:07.400 Trump maintains,

00:22:08.180 that's very out of focus,

00:22:09.300 and that's not our screens,

00:22:10.380 that's the actual BBC website.

00:22:13.100 A bit unprofessional,

00:22:14.200 the BBC.

00:22:16.080 Financial Times,

00:22:16.760 Trump maintains Greenland seizure threat

00:22:19.140 as trade strife with Europe rises.

00:22:22.540 Say blur,

00:22:22.960 I can barely read.

00:22:23.900 Denmark,

00:22:24.620 was it,

00:22:25.020 bolsters troops.

00:22:26.840 We will not be blackmailed,

00:22:28.420 says Berlin.

00:22:30.180 Signs of investors selling US assets.

00:22:32.500 Fair enough,

00:22:35.960 the Financial Times

00:22:36.580 goes with a much more

00:22:37.540 financial angle about it all.

00:22:41.200 It's upsetting markets and things.

00:22:45.960 I don't know why.

00:22:46.920 I saw a headline the other day,

00:22:48.620 or yesterday it must have been,

00:22:49.640 in the afternoon or the evening,

00:22:51.360 and it was saying

00:22:52.520 that this might disrupt

00:22:54.420 the food coming in,

00:22:57.320 the import of food

00:22:58.360 to Great Britain,

00:22:59.720 and that supply chain,

00:23:00.880 that whole supply chain.

00:23:01.640 I was thinking,

00:23:02.100 really?

00:23:02.360 Does it?

00:23:03.020 How would that make sense?

00:23:04.100 What?

00:23:05.760 We obviously don't get much food

00:23:07.300 from Greenland itself.

00:23:08.340 You're talking about

00:23:08.880 sort of shipping routes,

00:23:09.860 shipping lanes

00:23:10.540 through the north part

00:23:12.560 of the Atlantic there,

00:23:13.560 from Canada

00:23:14.800 and or the United States.

00:23:16.340 Is that what you're talking about?

00:23:17.520 Why should the food supply chain

00:23:19.560 in the UK

00:23:20.100 be really affected

00:23:21.520 hardly at all

00:23:22.240 by Trump saying

00:23:24.200 a few bellicose words

00:23:25.580 about Greenland?

00:23:29.160 Everything's interconnected though.

00:23:30.340 It is complicated.

00:23:30.840 I'm not necessarily saying

00:23:31.920 that was complete nonsense,

00:23:33.260 but there you go.

00:23:34.660 Right,

00:23:34.900 The Telegraph,

00:23:36.060 The Daily Telegraph,

00:23:37.120 British teenagers

00:23:38.740 face social media ban.

00:23:41.960 Prostrate is most common cancer

00:23:43.440 for the first time.

00:23:45.160 Harry's friends

00:23:45.840 to blame for leaks.

00:23:47.380 So quickly to say,

00:23:48.220 because I don't really care

00:23:48.940 about the Harry story,

00:23:49.720 but it is in the news,

00:23:55.200 so just quickly,

00:23:56.400 briefly to say.

00:24:00.120 Prince Harry has had,

00:24:01.800 for many years in fact,

00:24:02.980 all sorts of legal wranglings

00:24:04.460 with the media,

00:24:06.480 especially print media.

00:24:08.000 In fact,

00:24:08.540 this particular one

00:24:09.520 is an action

00:24:11.840 against the Daily Mail.

00:24:13.180 We all know

00:24:16.880 his Lady Diana

00:24:18.740 had a car crash,

00:24:21.820 didn't she?

00:24:22.020 A fatal car crash

00:24:23.020 because she was being

00:24:23.980 pursued by a paparazzi.

00:24:27.120 If you believe that narrative,

00:24:28.540 there's a few people

00:24:29.080 out there that don't.

00:24:30.340 I think that is true.

00:24:31.320 I'm pretty sure

00:24:32.220 that that is

00:24:33.800 sort of what happened

00:24:34.720 that night in Paris,

00:24:35.500 but there are other

00:24:36.620 accounts,

00:24:38.220 aren't there?

00:24:38.460 There are some other

00:24:39.040 sort of...

00:24:39.240 Anyway.

00:24:41.680 She was pursued

00:24:42.800 unto death

00:24:43.700 by the media

00:24:45.540 and both

00:24:47.220 William and Harry

00:24:49.060 have had their run-ins

00:24:51.180 with the media

00:24:51.680 and they feel hounded.

00:24:52.660 Particularly Harry,

00:24:53.340 though.

00:24:53.520 Particularly Harry.

00:24:54.560 Feels like hounded

00:24:55.640 by them

00:24:56.840 and like to the point

00:24:58.520 where he'll take legal action

00:24:59.480 against them.

00:25:00.040 It makes him...

00:25:00.820 It's made him paranoid

00:25:01.760 and it's sort of affected him

00:25:03.200 personally and profoundly.

00:25:05.500 that Paparazzi...

00:25:07.000 Paparazzi wants to take his picture

00:25:08.480 whenever he's outside.

00:25:10.980 Alright.

00:25:12.220 He's just been in wranglings

00:25:13.320 with various papers

00:25:14.040 four years,

00:25:14.800 on and off.

00:25:15.960 And he's at the High Court

00:25:17.540 today,

00:25:19.260 or was it yesterday?

00:25:20.380 Must be yesterday.

00:25:22.840 With just one more

00:25:24.120 of these law cases

00:25:26.260 with the Daily Mail.

00:25:29.240 So you go.

00:25:31.520 Prince Harry.

00:25:34.020 Complete douchebag.

00:25:35.500 of a man,

00:25:36.100 in my opinion.

00:25:39.340 Complete douchebag.

00:25:41.320 Don't hit back at Trump,

00:25:42.880 PM tells EU.

00:25:44.740 So,

00:25:45.300 Sharma...

00:25:46.100 trying to smooth the waters,

00:25:48.840 calm the waters,

00:25:49.740 there.

00:25:52.300 Read misled MPs

00:25:54.020 over cancelled votes.

00:25:55.680 Not too much of an important story.

00:25:57.400 The Daily Express.

00:25:58.440 It's a good paper.

00:26:00.600 The Express.

00:26:01.940 We will never be silenced

00:26:03.280 for telling truth.

00:26:04.100 So,

00:26:04.540 The Express go to the

00:26:05.120 completely different story

00:26:05.840 that no one else is going with

00:26:06.740 this morning.

00:26:08.720 We will never be silenced

00:26:10.120 for telling truth.

00:26:11.020 Defiant nurses

00:26:11.780 stand united

00:26:13.160 as NHS faces backlash

00:26:14.620 for ignoring

00:26:15.360 biological sex ruling.

00:26:16.580 So this is a bit of a story,

00:26:19.440 kind of,

00:26:19.760 kind of,

00:26:20.100 kind of interesting,

00:26:20.980 I think.

00:26:22.020 More interesting than the

00:26:23.180 Beckham one,

00:26:23.900 in my opinion anyway.

00:26:25.240 Is that,

00:26:26.240 apparently this is how it went.

00:26:28.060 And if I've got any of these

00:26:28.840 details wrong,

00:26:29.740 do apologise.

00:26:30.180 that some

00:26:32.740 transgender individual,

00:26:36.060 a male to female

00:26:37.080 transgender individual,

00:26:39.220 a bloke

00:26:39.800 dressing up as a woman,

00:26:41.120 claiming he was a woman,

00:26:43.440 a female nurse,

00:26:45.100 used the actual female nurse's,

00:26:48.280 like,

00:26:48.660 changing room area

00:26:49.640 to change.

00:26:51.340 And they weren't happy about it.

00:26:53.580 And I believe one of them

00:26:54.720 even called him

00:26:56.460 Sir.

00:26:56.860 She,

00:27:05.140 like,

00:27:05.660 she misgendered him.

00:27:10.020 Well,

00:27:10.540 the NHS didn't like that.

00:27:11.740 They,

00:27:11.940 they disciplined these nurses.

00:27:14.080 Disciplined them.

00:27:16.400 They're guilty of wrong think.

00:27:20.060 For having any sort of issue

00:27:21.360 with a man

00:27:21.940 in their changing room.

00:27:24.600 And one of them

00:27:25.400 called him Sir.

00:27:27.260 So,

00:27:27.800 they got disciplined

00:27:28.460 by the,

00:27:28.960 by the NHS

00:27:29.620 because the NHS is,

00:27:30.640 you know,

00:27:30.940 woke.

00:27:32.240 Terribly,

00:27:32.840 terribly woke.

00:27:34.160 And,

00:27:34.540 and,

00:27:35.800 and they were sort of

00:27:36.920 appealing it.

00:27:39.140 And,

00:27:39.780 I mean,

00:27:40.660 good on the Express

00:27:41.900 for,

00:27:42.360 for taking the angle

00:27:43.740 that they're telling the truth.

00:27:47.660 Seems like that's the angle,

00:27:48.720 isn't it,

00:27:48.940 that the,

00:27:49.260 that the Express is going with,

00:27:50.320 that the nurses are in the right,

00:27:51.800 essentially.

00:27:52.640 I mean,

00:27:52.920 it even goes on to say

00:27:53.720 that they're,

00:27:54.120 they're defiant.

00:27:55.240 And it,

00:27:55.480 you know,

00:27:55.840 it says they're,

00:27:56.840 they were,

00:27:57.500 they were subjected to

00:27:58.960 like a witch hunt

00:27:59.720 and things.

00:28:02.920 Yeah,

00:28:03.340 it's mad.

00:28:04.880 But in someone that simply

00:28:05.680 dresses up as a woman,

00:28:07.980 making,

00:28:08.780 forcing the rest of the world

00:28:09.920 to treat them

00:28:11.320 as though they are

00:28:12.160 actually a woman,

00:28:14.080 up to and including

00:28:16.240 absurd

00:28:17.240 things happening

00:28:19.460 and playing out

00:28:20.140 in the real world,

00:28:20.900 yeah,

00:28:21.380 it's mad,

00:28:22.300 yeah.

00:28:23.480 It's mad.

00:28:23.940 I really do think,

00:28:24.900 I hope that in the,

00:28:25.900 in the future,

00:28:26.560 in the years to come,

00:28:27.800 years and decades,

00:28:28.640 centuries to come,

00:28:29.700 mankind,

00:28:31.960 civilization,

00:28:32.620 will look back

00:28:33.300 at the early,

00:28:34.120 very early 21st century

00:28:35.400 and the madness

00:28:37.700 around transgenderism

00:28:39.240 and they'll look back on it

00:28:41.560 with like a mixture of

00:28:42.860 disbelief

00:28:44.240 and like

00:28:44.960 amusement.

00:28:47.360 Really?

00:28:48.080 They did that?

00:28:49.380 Really?

00:28:51.120 Can't even quite believe

00:28:52.200 they were that

00:28:52.940 stupid and crazy.

00:28:55.580 Some sort of

00:28:55.920 collective madness

00:28:56.900 overtook them.

00:28:59.660 Well,

00:29:00.980 it was mainly because

00:29:02.020 people wanted to be polite,

00:29:03.020 wasn't it,

00:29:03.260 in the first instance.

00:29:03.920 It got this,

00:29:04.460 it got this out of hand

00:29:05.780 because in the first instance

00:29:07.000 people wanted to be polite

00:29:07.820 when it was like

00:29:08.540 hardly ever happened.

00:29:10.580 Once or twice ever

00:29:11.660 a transgender person,

00:29:15.020 a man dressed up as a woman,

00:29:16.360 a transvestite,

00:29:18.340 sort of insisting

00:29:19.120 that you call him

00:29:19.960 her

00:29:20.620 and she.

00:29:23.080 His real name's Dave

00:29:24.040 but he's insisted

00:29:24.720 on being called

00:29:25.620 Meredith or something.

00:29:28.580 Just to be polite,

00:29:29.800 people are like

00:29:30.240 okay.

00:29:32.960 And they just exploited

00:29:33.920 that to absurd

00:29:35.000 lengths.

00:29:39.220 Try to make it

00:29:40.060 like a power game,

00:29:41.140 a game of power

00:29:41.780 over people.

00:29:43.800 Can we force people

00:29:44.740 to accept

00:29:45.300 a liar?

00:29:46.840 Can we force people

00:29:47.840 to accept

00:29:49.880 absurd things?

00:29:52.860 Well,

00:29:53.300 hopefully now

00:29:53.760 we're in the age

00:29:54.320 where the backlash

00:29:55.000 has certainly begun,

00:29:56.500 if not completely

00:29:57.420 victorious yet.

00:29:58.600 it would annoy me

00:30:03.080 so much more

00:30:03.560 if I was a woman

00:30:04.080 as well.

00:30:04.340 Because I'm a man,

00:30:05.300 it doesn't really matter.

00:30:07.480 The other way around

00:30:08.020 hardly ever happens,

00:30:08.980 right?

00:30:09.240 A woman dressing up

00:30:10.380 as a man,

00:30:11.000 pretending to be burly,

00:30:12.000 walking into a man's lavatory.

00:30:14.300 It doesn't really happen

00:30:15.440 or even if it did,

00:30:17.480 we're not intimidated.

00:30:18.280 I wouldn't be intimidated.

00:30:20.040 You'd be like,

00:30:20.820 all right love,

00:30:22.080 well done,

00:30:23.020 good luck.

00:30:23.600 It'd just be funny,

00:30:24.160 you wouldn't care.

00:30:24.580 But if I was a woman,

00:30:25.780 I really would care.

00:30:26.700 It really would be bad

00:30:27.560 and annoying.

00:30:28.780 More than annoying,

00:30:29.860 like a little bit worrying,

00:30:31.100 maybe even a bit scary.

00:30:33.180 You know?

00:30:34.160 I feel,

00:30:34.640 I feel sorry for women.

00:30:36.260 I do,

00:30:36.760 you know,

00:30:37.220 JK Rowling for example

00:30:38.200 is annoying

00:30:39.920 and woke to me

00:30:40.660 in most ways,

00:30:41.600 but some credit there

00:30:42.740 where she's always

00:30:43.380 stood up for it.

00:30:45.100 She's always been,

00:30:46.260 you know,

00:30:47.320 and people liked her,

00:30:48.160 not the only one.

00:30:49.060 Like,

00:30:49.580 Posey Parker,

00:30:50.540 friend of the channel.

00:30:52.180 Someone like that,

00:30:53.040 you know,

00:30:53.620 well done actually.

00:30:55.120 I don't agree

00:30:55.560 with all their views,

00:30:56.680 like feminist views,

00:30:57.560 but well done on that

00:30:59.240 for,

00:30:59.800 through the darkest days,

00:31:02.100 saying no,

00:31:02.620 women should have

00:31:03.260 their own spaces.

00:31:05.240 Women's toilets

00:31:05.680 should be just

00:31:06.320 for biological women,

00:31:07.940 or whatever,

00:31:08.360 changing rooms,

00:31:08.940 et cetera,

00:31:09.220 et cetera,

00:31:09.440 et cetera.

00:31:10.740 Yeah.

00:31:12.520 Women's sporting events

00:31:13.680 should not allow

00:31:14.800 people that were born

00:31:15.760 and went through puberty

00:31:16.700 as a man

00:31:17.300 to enter them.

00:31:18.880 Yeah,

00:31:18.980 well done for sticking

00:31:19.580 to your guns,

00:31:21.040 those women that did so.

00:31:22.900 All right,

00:31:23.780 what else have we got?

00:31:24.640 Okay,

00:31:25.080 that was the end

00:31:25.460 of the front pages.

00:31:27.360 Let's have a quick look

00:31:28.120 at the actual websites.

00:31:30.820 What else have we got?

00:31:31.800 What else is the world

00:31:32.520 talking about today

00:31:33.260 beyond sort of Greenland

00:31:35.100 and social media bans

00:31:36.720 for 16-year-olds?

00:31:37.900 Oh,

00:31:38.100 should we talk about the poll?

00:31:39.080 Should we do,

00:31:39.840 have an update

00:31:40.500 on the poll real quick?

00:31:42.140 Harry's going to bring it up

00:31:42.900 on my screen,

00:31:43.800 just here.

00:31:44.640 What does the poll say?

00:31:46.380 All right,

00:31:46.800 whoa,

00:31:47.160 whoa,

00:31:47.540 boom,

00:31:48.360 it's decisive.

00:31:49.000 95%,

00:31:50.960 a cool 95%

00:31:53.000 say they don't care

00:31:55.040 about stories

00:31:55.680 like the Beckhams.

00:31:56.920 All right.

00:31:59.260 So I'm vindicated,

00:32:00.320 I was right.

00:32:01.420 A man of the people.

00:32:03.360 I've got my finger

00:32:04.100 on the pulse

00:32:04.620 of the common man.

00:32:08.140 Only 5%,

00:32:09.200 or just,

00:32:09.660 only 6%

00:32:10.940 seem to care

00:32:12.180 about the Beckhams

00:32:13.600 and stories like it.

00:32:14.900 That was the idea of that.

00:32:15.600 So that's an overwhelming,

00:32:17.520 it's an overwhelming win

00:32:19.260 for no.

00:32:20.160 It's a no vote.

00:32:22.160 All right.

00:32:24.380 Good.

00:32:24.860 Interesting then.

00:32:25.400 Good.

00:32:25.900 We'll do more polls,

00:32:26.640 try and do at least

00:32:27.180 one poll a day.

00:32:28.980 Right,

00:32:29.240 Harry,

00:32:29.480 maybe even a couple.

00:32:31.060 We'll see.

00:32:32.080 Let us know in the chat

00:32:33.700 and the comment.

00:32:34.180 I don't really see the chat.

00:32:35.160 I see super chats,

00:32:35.960 but I don't really see the,

00:32:36.640 I don't see the chat,

00:32:37.400 but Harry does.

00:32:38.620 So maybe let him know

00:32:40.160 in the chat

00:32:40.580 if you want more than one poll.

00:32:41.940 We can try and do two a day,

00:32:43.160 maybe.

00:32:43.440 I don't know.

00:32:43.940 Maybe people find it annoying

00:32:44.880 and they don't want to do that.

00:32:46.180 So let's know.

00:32:47.080 Okay.

00:32:47.620 Back to the news.

00:32:48.400 Back to the news.

00:32:50.620 All right.

00:32:51.220 In depth.

00:32:52.460 In depth from the BBC.

00:32:54.280 Confronted over Greenland,

00:32:55.780 Europe is ditching

00:32:56.680 its softly,

00:32:57.300 softly approach to Trump.

00:33:00.460 He's terrified.

00:33:01.820 Yeah,

00:33:02.360 I bet the chiefs of staff

00:33:03.500 at the Pentagon

00:33:04.100 are quaking with fear.

00:33:07.760 Wringing their hands

00:33:09.020 with fear.

00:33:12.660 No.

00:33:13.740 Bit of sarcasm there.

00:33:14.880 I don't want family

00:33:17.060 to reconcile,

00:33:18.040 says Brooklyn Beckham.

00:33:20.220 Actively doesn't want

00:33:21.200 them to reconcile.

00:33:23.860 The hospitals,

00:33:25.020 the hospitals where

00:33:26.740 waiting times are getting worse,

00:33:28.100 is yours one of them?

00:33:30.220 I said that before,

00:33:30.860 didn't I?

00:33:31.200 That seems to me

00:33:32.460 that different hospitals,

00:33:33.840 sometimes close to each other,

00:33:36.080 different hospitals

00:33:36.760 just perform

00:33:37.480 very, very differently.

00:33:39.100 You can have two hospitals

00:33:40.300 near you

00:33:40.740 and one is terrible.

00:33:42.360 Like an absolute car crash.

00:33:44.520 And the next hospital over

00:33:45.960 is actually

00:33:46.960 really quite good.

00:33:50.480 It's funny how that goes,

00:33:51.820 how that works.

00:33:53.220 Each one is like

00:33:53.820 its own little entity,

00:33:55.800 a little world

00:33:56.360 within a world.

00:33:57.240 Okay.

00:33:57.680 You take UK

00:33:58.520 to consult on social media.

00:33:59.820 Okay.

00:34:00.860 Hidden cameras.

00:34:02.000 Already the BBC

00:34:02.880 is down to something

00:34:03.780 not that

00:34:04.440 serious.

00:34:06.180 Hidden cameras

00:34:06.880 reveal what

00:34:07.540 hedgehogs

00:34:08.860 get up to

00:34:09.720 after dark.

00:34:10.440 I mean,

00:34:13.360 there's only a number

00:34:13.860 of documentaries

00:34:14.400 about hedgehogs

00:34:15.200 already exist.

00:34:17.900 I actually like

00:34:18.780 hedgehogs.

00:34:19.200 I think they're

00:34:19.520 really cute.

00:34:21.660 Although wild ones

00:34:23.000 are riddled

00:34:23.700 with parasites.

00:34:25.400 Don't touch them.

00:34:26.620 Don't touch

00:34:27.020 a wild hedgehog.

00:34:28.420 Just look at them

00:34:29.040 from afar

00:34:29.540 and go,

00:34:29.880 that looks cute.

00:34:33.820 Okay.

00:34:34.940 In Pitchons,

00:34:35.940 Valentino's life

00:34:36.940 and work

00:34:37.440 and the stars

00:34:38.180 who shared his journey.

00:34:39.140 Okay,

00:34:39.400 so there's this

00:34:40.260 fashion designer,

00:34:44.880 Valentino

00:34:45.480 and he died.

00:34:47.840 He was in his

00:34:48.820 90s.

00:34:50.000 He had a good

00:34:50.300 innings

00:34:50.620 and he died now.

00:34:54.800 Okay.

00:34:56.180 Water companies

00:34:56.820 to face regular

00:34:57.980 MOT style checks

00:34:59.200 in industry shake-up.

00:35:00.300 Good.

00:35:00.900 The water industry

00:35:01.640 in the UK

00:35:02.180 needs a shake-up.

00:35:03.540 Something terribly,

00:35:04.340 terribly wrong

00:35:04.920 with the entire

00:35:06.000 water industry.

00:35:07.920 Getting water

00:35:08.760 just to your tap

00:35:09.600 something terribly

00:35:10.780 wrong with it

00:35:11.240 and our reservoirs.

00:35:14.220 I don't know

00:35:14.980 if it's corruption

00:35:15.600 or just complete

00:35:16.320 incompetence

00:35:16.960 or the touch

00:35:17.660 of both

00:35:18.120 or what,

00:35:18.720 but

00:35:18.900 there's something

00:35:20.800 not right.

00:35:22.840 It's being,

00:35:23.820 for whatever reason,

00:35:25.440 it's being mismanaged.

00:35:26.480 Yeah,

00:35:29.540 there could be some

00:35:30.100 sort of much more

00:35:31.160 closer,

00:35:32.060 deeper oversight.

00:35:35.040 Yeah,

00:35:35.260 let's do a shake-up,

00:35:36.200 please.

00:35:36.580 Yes,

00:35:36.780 please,

00:35:37.020 do a shake-up.

00:35:38.280 Let's get that

00:35:38.920 right.

00:35:40.380 In fact,

00:35:40.680 the other day

00:35:41.160 at the weekend

00:35:41.800 or was it

00:35:42.240 last week,

00:35:43.860 I had a water

00:35:45.220 outage

00:35:45.660 in my building

00:35:46.220 where I live

00:35:46.820 in real life.

00:35:48.060 It didn't last

00:35:48.640 for all that long.

00:35:49.320 It only lasted

00:35:49.840 for like a few hours,

00:35:50.920 two, three,

00:35:51.420 four hours.

00:35:52.520 Just there was

00:35:52.880 no water in the taps,

00:35:53.860 you couldn't use

00:35:54.260 the washing machine,

00:35:55.020 you couldn't flush

00:35:55.380 the toilet,

00:35:56.140 nothing.

00:35:58.180 And it only lasted

00:35:58.800 a few hours,

00:35:59.120 but in those few hours,

00:36:00.180 it's like having

00:36:00.640 a power cut.

00:36:01.280 You suddenly realise,

00:36:02.340 oh,

00:36:03.540 oh yeah,

00:36:03.940 wait,

00:36:04.100 I'm completely

00:36:04.680 dependent on this.

00:36:06.200 Like all the time,

00:36:07.160 multiple times a day,

00:36:08.400 I just utterly

00:36:09.040 take it for granted.

00:36:10.860 Utterly,

00:36:11.300 utterly take it

00:36:11.880 for granted.

00:36:12.600 And you immediately

00:36:13.140 start thinking,

00:36:13.600 what am I going to drink?

00:36:15.900 Or how can I make

00:36:16.480 a cup of tea?

00:36:17.080 Or what if I need

00:36:17.980 the toilet?

00:36:19.400 I won't be able

00:36:20.060 to flush it.

00:36:20.860 What if I need

00:36:21.180 a number two?

00:36:22.980 Can't flush it.

00:36:23.840 When am I going

00:36:24.260 to have a shower?

00:36:24.780 Oh my God,

00:36:25.480 I can't have a shower

00:36:26.580 tonight or in the morning

00:36:27.320 if the water

00:36:27.760 doesn't come back.

00:36:29.240 I've got to pop out

00:36:30.080 and buy a massive

00:36:30.700 bottle of water

00:36:32.040 for drinking

00:36:32.640 and for washing up

00:36:34.220 after dinner.

00:36:35.020 Oh,

00:36:35.660 you suddenly realise.

00:36:38.280 So yeah,

00:36:38.780 can we get that right,

00:36:40.420 Britain?

00:36:41.900 Can we get that right?

00:36:43.600 the water industry.

00:36:46.320 Alright.

00:36:48.040 Australia Parliament

00:36:48.860 votes on tighter gun,

00:36:50.880 is it Australia?

00:36:51.380 Yeah,

00:36:51.560 Australia Parliament

00:36:52.220 votes on tighter gun controls

00:36:54.020 after Bondi shooting.

00:36:55.900 Bondi,

00:36:56.440 Bondi beach,

00:36:56.820 Bondi beach,

00:36:57.540 Bondi,

00:36:58.120 Bondi beach.

00:36:59.900 Right,

00:37:00.440 so they won't

00:37:01.160 suffer shooting laws.

00:37:04.240 If anyone remembers,

00:37:05.400 long, long time,

00:37:06.160 quite a long time ago,

00:37:07.080 I think I was like a kid

00:37:08.140 or a teenager,

00:37:09.300 there was a terrible

00:37:09.900 mass shooting

00:37:10.580 in Tassie,

00:37:12.960 in Tasmania,

00:37:13.620 wasn't it?

00:37:13.880 Hobart.

00:37:15.420 Some guy walked

00:37:16.220 into a cafe

00:37:17.160 or whatever

00:37:17.520 and just shot

00:37:18.580 a whole bunch of people

00:37:19.340 and Australia

00:37:20.960 tightened their gun laws

00:37:22.160 quite a lot

00:37:22.700 at that point

00:37:23.400 and I think

00:37:25.820 gun related crime,

00:37:27.300 gun related homicides

00:37:28.160 did fall off a cliff

00:37:29.800 a bit,

00:37:31.120 statistically.

00:37:31.820 Correct me if I'm wrong

00:37:34.540 on that one,

00:37:34.960 I think that's what happened.

00:37:36.260 Northern lights

00:37:36.940 illuminate UK skies

00:37:38.280 in hues of pink and green.

00:37:40.120 Yeah,

00:37:40.360 this has been a story

00:37:41.160 all over North America,

00:37:43.220 all over Northern Europe.

00:37:45.620 The Northern lights,

00:37:47.260 the Aurora Borealis

00:37:48.260 has come down quite far,

00:37:50.300 a bit more southern,

00:37:51.640 quite a lot more southern

00:37:52.380 actually than it usually does.

00:37:54.500 Quite often you need to be

00:37:55.700 all the way up

00:37:56.660 in the Arctic Circle

00:37:57.420 or certainly close to it

00:37:58.780 and it's radiation

00:38:01.020 skipping off the atmosphere

00:38:01.980 isn't it?

00:38:02.400 So it's reliant on

00:38:04.260 solar weather really

00:38:06.080 is what it really is.

00:38:08.420 Anyway,

00:38:08.960 at the moment,

00:38:10.620 just at the moment,

00:38:11.940 the so-called Northern lights

00:38:13.200 is visible

00:38:13.960 from much more

00:38:15.260 southerly areas

00:38:17.300 so that's nice.

00:38:19.740 I've seen a tiny touch

00:38:21.200 of it once or twice

00:38:21.940 in my life

00:38:22.440 in Britain.

00:38:24.080 A touch of it.

00:38:26.540 You have to be

00:38:27.960 really looking for it

00:38:28.680 but you can just about

00:38:29.280 see it.

00:38:31.740 But even at this point,

00:38:33.080 yeah,

00:38:33.340 it's coming down

00:38:33.840 really quite southerly

00:38:34.920 so that's cool.

00:38:37.800 If you're into that

00:38:38.680 sort of thing,

00:38:39.100 if that's your bag.

00:38:41.940 Okay,

00:38:42.580 that Spanish train crash.

00:38:45.560 Spain to hold

00:38:46.020 three days of mourning

00:38:46.920 for victims

00:38:47.700 of high-speed train crash.

00:38:49.880 It does look like

00:38:50.420 a really particularly

00:38:51.340 bad one,

00:38:51.780 doesn't it?

00:38:52.060 The worst one

00:38:52.920 in a generation or two

00:38:54.000 in Spain.

00:38:56.960 Surfer injured

00:38:57.800 in fourth shark attack

00:38:58.980 in Australia,

00:38:59.960 in Australian state

00:39:01.040 in 48 hours.

00:39:04.040 I mean,

00:39:04.660 I like to have a paddle

00:39:05.500 in the sea

00:39:06.060 but maybe

00:39:07.960 I wouldn't go swimming

00:39:10.480 or surfing

00:39:11.120 out in waters

00:39:11.800 that were known

00:39:12.560 to be shark-infested.

00:39:13.960 I mean,

00:39:19.120 to some Australians

00:39:19.740 that's just,

00:39:20.460 I'm just being

00:39:20.900 a whinging pom.

00:39:22.660 Why am I being

00:39:23.260 so conservative?

00:39:24.920 Why am I being

00:39:25.600 so lame?

00:39:28.720 But I wouldn't

00:39:29.240 if it's like,

00:39:29.700 well,

00:39:29.840 there's been

00:39:30.620 shark attacks

00:39:31.320 in that stretch

00:39:32.460 of water

00:39:32.940 off that beach

00:39:34.140 in living memory.

00:39:37.600 If there's ever

00:39:38.040 been a shark attack

00:39:38.800 in living memory

00:39:39.460 in those waters,

00:39:40.760 I'm not going to

00:39:41.300 go surfing there

00:39:41.940 but what can you do?

00:39:45.540 People love to surf,

00:39:47.280 don't they?

00:39:50.400 Greenland will

00:39:51.020 stay Greenland,

00:39:51.980 former Trump

00:39:52.500 advisor declares.

00:39:54.820 I've never heard

00:39:55.300 Trump say

00:39:55.680 he's actually going

00:39:56.080 to change the name

00:39:56.700 of it.

00:39:57.840 Steve Rosenberg,

00:40:00.340 the BBC's

00:40:01.220 political editor,

00:40:02.660 correspondent,

00:40:03.280 person,

00:40:04.540 says Russia gloats

00:40:05.580 over Greenland

00:40:06.440 tensions.

00:40:08.540 I imagine Putin

00:40:09.220 couldn't really

00:40:09.580 help himself.

00:40:12.740 What are you

00:40:13.240 going to do?

00:40:15.080 Are you going

00:40:15.400 to wring your

00:40:15.900 hands over

00:40:16.740 Putin gloating?

00:40:20.760 Get real.

00:40:21.560 OK,

00:40:22.040 the ITV,

00:40:23.160 Brooklyn,

00:40:23.900 OK,

00:40:24.140 we'll move on

00:40:24.520 from that.

00:40:25.900 Government

00:40:26.260 hold constant,

00:40:26.920 oh,

00:40:27.060 the under-16s ban,

00:40:28.640 Greenland tariffs,

00:40:29.680 completely wrong,

00:40:30.560 OK.

00:40:31.940 Why some soldiers

00:40:32.920 believe their own

00:40:33.720 weapons damaged

00:40:35.080 blood vessels

00:40:35.740 in their brain?

00:40:36.500 Invisible wounds,

00:40:39.560 evidence of a

00:40:40.320 link is beginning

00:40:40.940 to emerge

00:40:41.560 between exposure

00:40:42.780 to shockwaves

00:40:43.600 and blood vessel

00:40:45.060 condition.

00:40:46.860 Yeah,

00:40:47.160 I mean,

00:40:47.440 brain trauma

00:40:47.800 doesn't take much

00:40:48.480 to give you

00:40:48.940 sort of mild

00:40:49.740 brain trauma.

00:40:51.460 I've seen and

00:40:52.200 heard Joe Rogan

00:40:52.900 talking about it,

00:40:54.600 that, you know,

00:40:55.020 getting blows to

00:40:55.860 the head in MMA

00:40:56.640 or boxing or

00:40:57.600 any, or taekwondo

00:40:58.360 or boxing or anything.

00:40:59.200 Obviously,

00:41:00.020 obviously so.

00:41:01.900 But I remember

00:41:02.760 distinctly quite a

00:41:03.560 long Joe Rogan

00:41:04.160 segment once,

00:41:04.880 ages ago,

00:41:05.300 saying that even

00:41:06.120 just mild knocks,

00:41:08.320 and I'm not

00:41:08.640 talking about

00:41:09.020 rugby or

00:41:09.620 American football,

00:41:10.700 we'll talk about

00:41:11.140 like you jet ski

00:41:12.160 a lot and it's

00:41:12.700 just bouncy.

00:41:14.860 Just that.

00:41:15.980 Enough of it.

00:41:17.060 You'll eventually

00:41:17.600 get brain damage.

00:41:19.360 Or can do,

00:41:19.860 can do.

00:41:22.500 So yeah,

00:41:23.060 if you're a soldier

00:41:23.680 and you're like

00:41:24.440 firing weapons

00:41:25.900 and all sorts of,

00:41:26.460 or you're close to

00:41:27.160 like big concussions,

00:41:28.580 like you're part of

00:41:29.160 a mortar team

00:41:29.980 or something,

00:41:30.680 I don't know,

00:41:31.080 I don't know,

00:41:31.800 or you're part of

00:41:32.340 an artillery battery,

00:41:33.480 and you're just

00:41:38.120 close to explosions

00:41:39.300 all the time

00:41:39.940 one way or another.

00:41:42.860 None of which

00:41:43.860 on their own

00:41:44.660 seem to do

00:41:45.620 any actual damage,

00:41:46.660 but over

00:41:47.800 like years,

00:41:48.800 the,

00:41:49.380 so okay,

00:41:50.640 seems like it

00:41:51.080 doesn't take much

00:41:51.740 to sort of

00:41:52.180 rattle your brain

00:41:52.880 around inside

00:41:53.480 your own skull

00:41:54.120 and if you do

00:41:55.200 it enough

00:41:55.680 it can be bad.

00:42:00.840 Prince Harry

00:42:01.340 and Elton John

00:42:02.660 tell a call

00:42:03.540 of paranoia

00:42:04.560 caused by

00:42:05.080 Daily Mail.

00:42:06.040 Oh.

00:42:07.220 And Elton John.

00:42:09.460 I mean,

00:42:10.700 it's not like

00:42:11.600 I'm utterly

00:42:13.180 unsympathetic

00:42:14.240 to Harry's

00:42:15.340 cause.

00:42:16.100 I'm unsympathetic

00:42:16.800 to Harry.

00:42:17.700 It's not like

00:42:18.160 I'm unsympathetic

00:42:19.020 to,

00:42:19.260 it's not like

00:42:20.000 the paparazzi

00:42:21.180 aren't complete

00:42:22.120 dicks.

00:42:22.580 I'm not trying

00:42:25.220 to claim that.

00:42:25.800 They are

00:42:26.160 quite often.

00:42:28.740 So.

00:42:31.820 Also though,

00:42:32.900 that is the price

00:42:33.660 you pay

00:42:34.240 for being famous,

00:42:35.660 being extremely

00:42:36.360 rich and famous.

00:42:39.660 I have a little

00:42:40.440 bit of sympathy

00:42:40.900 for people

00:42:41.600 who it wasn't

00:42:42.800 their choice

00:42:43.400 to become rich

00:42:44.220 and famous.

00:42:46.240 Like Harry.

00:42:48.020 He was born to,

00:42:48.940 he had no choice.

00:42:50.560 But when you get

00:42:50.940 started,

00:42:51.260 someone like Elton John

00:42:52.100 or someone like,

00:42:53.240 I don't know,

00:42:53.540 Robbie Williams

00:42:54.140 or something,

00:42:55.880 really moan

00:42:56.640 and complain

00:42:57.200 about it.

00:42:57.860 It's like no one,

00:42:58.540 no one forced you

00:42:59.480 to spend your whole

00:43:00.300 life trying

00:43:01.480 to become rich

00:43:02.260 and famous.

00:43:03.940 Just don't moan

00:43:04.660 about it now.

00:43:05.760 You knew what

00:43:06.120 the deal would be.

00:43:07.580 You worked really

00:43:08.420 hard to be like

00:43:09.400 an A-lister

00:43:09.960 or whatever it is.

00:43:11.560 If Robbie Williams

00:43:12.140 is an A-lister

00:43:12.580 and he's not really

00:43:13.080 anymore.

00:43:14.020 But,

00:43:14.420 you know,

00:43:15.520 famous people

00:43:16.220 that worked

00:43:18.540 tirelessly

00:43:19.120 to be rich

00:43:20.220 and famous

00:43:20.580 and now all

00:43:21.280 the paparazzi

00:43:22.200 is so bad.

00:43:23.960 You knew the deal.

00:43:26.560 You knew the deal.

00:43:28.060 And you can do

00:43:29.180 a De Niro,

00:43:29.940 right?

00:43:30.200 There's some

00:43:30.620 celebrities

00:43:31.120 who very,

00:43:31.720 very actively

00:43:32.380 don't court

00:43:35.300 the paparazzi.

00:43:36.820 They don't go out

00:43:37.520 very much

00:43:38.180 to the type

00:43:39.360 of places

00:43:39.940 like famous

00:43:41.140 restaurants

00:43:42.100 and haunts

00:43:42.900 of the rich

00:43:43.500 and famous

00:43:43.960 and movie

00:43:45.540 premieres.

00:43:45.940 They don't do

00:43:46.280 that very much.

00:43:47.560 They actively

00:43:48.260 don't seek

00:43:49.280 attention from

00:43:50.740 the paparazzi.

00:43:51.640 Even A-listers

00:43:52.360 like someone

00:43:52.740 like Robert De Niro

00:43:53.340 for example.

00:43:54.420 So you can do

00:43:55.120 that.

00:43:57.560 Right?

00:43:58.200 Unless you're

00:43:58.600 the real flavour

00:43:59.480 of the month.

00:44:00.900 Sometimes the

00:44:01.500 paparazzi do

00:44:02.400 become obsessed

00:44:03.560 with one individual

00:44:04.720 don't they briefly?

00:44:05.360 And even if

00:44:07.020 they try to

00:44:07.600 sort of seclude

00:44:08.160 themselves

00:44:08.660 the paparazzi

00:44:10.780 still hound

00:44:11.780 them.

00:44:12.700 But that would

00:44:13.180 eventually pass.

00:44:15.300 Well anyway.

00:44:18.400 Be flattered

00:44:19.260 it wouldn't last

00:44:19.760 forever.

00:44:21.720 We will uncover

00:44:22.760 the truth

00:44:23.280 says Spain's PM

00:44:24.280 after train

00:44:24.860 collision.

00:44:26.000 Trump links

00:44:26.480 Greenland to

00:44:26.980 threat of not

00:44:27.400 getting a Nobel

00:44:27.720 Peace Prize.

00:44:28.840 Tariff retaliation

00:44:29.820 would be very

00:44:30.500 unwise

00:44:31.100 US Treasury

00:44:31.840 Chief warns

00:44:32.500 Europe.

00:44:34.600 Right?

00:44:35.120 So the US

00:44:36.280 says we're

00:44:36.900 going to slap

00:44:37.220 tariffs on you.

00:44:37.940 Europe says

00:44:38.380 we're going to

00:44:39.100 slap tariffs on

00:44:39.640 you.

00:44:40.760 And the US

00:44:41.400 Treasury says

00:44:41.980 you better not

00:44:42.600 that would be

00:44:43.360 unwires.

00:44:44.320 It's all a bit

00:44:44.700 tit for tat

00:44:45.200 isn't it?

00:44:47.180 The Italian

00:44:48.100 fashion designer

00:44:49.160 dies at 93.

00:44:50.500 Former police

00:44:51.160 chief referred

00:44:51.780 to Watchdog

00:44:52.560 over Maccabee

00:44:53.440 fan ban.

00:44:54.380 Yeah that same

00:44:54.940 guy is still

00:44:55.500 sort of rumbling

00:44:56.140 on that story.

00:44:57.080 Rumbling on.

00:44:59.040 Something about

00:44:59.600 Rosendale.

00:45:00.560 Romford MP

00:45:01.080 Andrew Rosendale

00:45:01.680 becomes second.

00:45:02.180 Oh just

00:45:02.480 sorry that he

00:45:03.900 defected still.

00:45:05.780 Okay.

00:45:07.280 Channel 4

00:45:08.280 Channel 4

00:45:18.280 Channel 4

00:45:18.900 Screw Channel 4

00:45:20.280 I might even

00:45:21.040 take Channel 4

00:45:21.660 off.

00:45:22.360 Harry do

00:45:23.240 another poll.

00:45:24.880 Shall we

00:45:25.260 take Channel 4

00:45:26.080 news off

00:45:26.660 our little

00:45:27.660 rundown

00:45:28.840 our little list.

00:45:29.480 It's really

00:45:31.020 bad.

00:45:32.180 But then

00:45:32.600 people might

00:45:33.160 want to

00:45:33.720 know still

00:45:35.140 or

00:45:35.660 occasionally

00:45:37.060 Channel 4

00:45:38.180 will occasionally

00:45:39.160 they will have

00:45:40.460 a story that's

00:45:40.980 interesting that

00:45:41.700 no one else is

00:45:42.140 really running

00:45:42.480 very occasionally

00:45:43.600 or just to

00:45:45.940 know what

00:45:46.520 you know

00:45:46.920 know your

00:45:47.360 enemy

00:45:47.640 know what

00:45:48.700 the arch

00:45:49.160 leftists are

00:45:49.860 thinking

00:45:50.220 it might be

00:45:51.000 people might

00:45:52.120 want to see

00:45:52.820 it for that

00:45:53.480 even briefly

00:45:54.060 even briefly

00:45:55.220 do a poll

00:45:56.900 okay

00:45:58.220 Sky News

00:46:00.280 breaking

00:46:00.880 live

00:46:01.480 Trump

00:46:03.140 we must

00:46:03.660 have it

00:46:04.040 says Trump

00:46:04.620 about Greenland

00:46:05.860 we must

00:46:06.280 have it

00:46:07.220 Beth Rigby

00:46:10.480 a shill

00:46:12.480 Beth Rigby

00:46:13.540 and says

00:46:14.560 NATO faces

00:46:15.700 crisis

00:46:16.220 I've never

00:46:17.340 seen PM

00:46:18.060 look so

00:46:18.560 grave

00:46:18.960 shut up

00:46:19.920 Beth

00:46:20.240 who told

00:46:21.920 you you

00:46:22.300 was a great

00:46:22.740 journalist

00:46:23.220 who told

00:46:24.920 you you

00:46:25.160 could work

00:46:25.480 with men

00:46:26.040 Beth

00:46:27.960 Rigby

00:46:28.440 shut up

00:46:29.640 family torn

00:46:31.260 apart by

00:46:31.760 too much

00:46:33.380 family torn

00:46:34.980 apart by

00:46:35.520 huge waste

00:46:36.180 dump

00:46:36.460 with rats

00:46:37.220 everywhere

00:46:37.680 well it

00:46:38.040 would do

00:46:38.280 that

00:46:38.400 wouldn't

00:46:38.560 it

00:46:39.420 yeah

00:46:39.640 mum says

00:46:40.600 home is

00:46:41.340 a prison

00:46:42.460 after 25,000

00:46:43.700 tons of waste

00:46:44.320 dumped next

00:46:44.840 door

00:46:45.040 yeah it

00:46:45.560 kind of

00:46:45.900 kind of

00:46:46.680 ruined the

00:46:47.020 ambience

00:46:47.580 of your

00:46:48.560 back garden

00:46:49.040 wouldn't it

00:46:49.520 that's not

00:46:51.760 funny actually

00:46:52.180 it's probably

00:46:52.780 pretty badly

00:46:53.980 ruined their

00:46:54.540 life

00:46:55.740 their home

00:46:56.280 feel a bit

00:46:59.300 sorry for

00:46:59.600 and still

00:46:59.840 individual

00:47:00.200 stories like

00:47:00.780 this

00:47:01.080 it's not

00:47:04.040 really

00:47:04.340 again like

00:47:05.020 the Beckham

00:47:05.400 thing

00:47:05.740 what's this

00:47:09.020 300 pound

00:47:09.940 concert tickets

00:47:10.740 and a singer

00:47:11.360 who did

00:47:11.800 jail time

00:47:12.520 okay

00:47:15.860 what's this

00:47:17.540 Sky News

00:47:18.000 is it

00:47:18.340 yeah Sky

00:47:18.900 News

00:47:19.180 get some

00:47:21.000 better journalism

00:47:21.700 find some

00:47:24.900 better stories

00:47:25.360 Sky News

00:47:25.900 Sky News

00:47:26.520 isn't much

00:47:27.280 better than

00:47:27.880 the BBC

00:47:28.360 or even

00:47:29.520 Channel 4

00:47:30.040 really

00:47:30.500 they're

00:47:32.620 pretty damn

00:47:33.500 woke

00:47:33.920 pretty

00:47:35.620 globalist

00:47:36.640 slop

00:47:38.780 by and

00:47:39.780 large

00:47:40.120 aren't they

00:47:41.400 Sky News

00:47:42.240 Sky News

00:47:44.460 Australia

00:47:44.900 is well

00:47:45.200 good

00:47:45.340 let's skip

00:47:45.740 straight to

00:47:46.140 that

00:47:46.440 Sky News

00:47:48.220 how good

00:47:49.980 oh yeah

00:47:52.020 right

00:47:55.900 Lay

00:47:56.240 senior

00:47:57.100 opposition

00:47:57.820 politician

00:47:58.700 in Australia

00:47:59.100 Lay claims

00:47:59.900 credit for

00:48:00.380 Labour's

00:48:00.740 hate crime

00:48:01.160 laws

00:48:01.500 well done

00:48:02.080 love

00:48:02.340 as

00:48:04.560 national

00:48:04.980 MPs

00:48:05.860 push back

00:48:06.440 opposition

00:48:06.960 leader

00:48:07.300 Susan Lay

00:48:07.980 has claimed

00:48:08.660 the Liberal

00:48:09.060 Party

00:48:09.500 quote

00:48:09.800 stepped up

00:48:10.600 to fix

00:48:10.940 quote

00:48:11.280 the Albanese

00:48:12.060 government's

00:48:12.560 hate crime

00:48:13.000 laws

00:48:13.260 despite

00:48:13.580 opposition

00:48:14.040 from the

00:48:14.500 National

00:48:14.760 Party

00:48:15.120 what a

00:48:15.960 thing to be

00:48:16.380 proud of

00:48:16.980 look at

00:48:18.280 the state

00:48:19.140 of it

00:48:19.780 Jesus

00:48:21.460 Christ

00:48:22.480 almighty

00:48:23.180 sorry

00:48:24.980 people don't

00:48:25.380 like it

00:48:25.700 when we

00:48:25.920 blaspheme

00:48:26.660 when we

00:48:27.120 take the

00:48:27.560 Lord's

00:48:27.800 name in

00:48:28.140 vain

00:48:28.340 but

00:48:29.260 Jesus

00:48:29.620 H

00:48:29.940 Christ

00:48:30.260 on a

00:48:30.560 bike

00:48:30.780 almighty

00:48:31.260 come on

00:48:32.060 look at

00:48:33.120 it

00:48:34.060 right

00:48:34.420 Bob

00:48:35.600 Cater

00:48:36.040 calls for

00:48:36.720 ban

00:48:37.060 on Middle

00:48:37.700 East

00:48:37.960 and North

00:48:38.660 Africa

00:48:39.060 migration

00:48:39.700 in

00:48:40.040 fiery

00:48:40.320 outburst

00:48:40.940 he's

00:48:41.580 like the

00:48:41.840 based

00:48:42.060 one

00:48:42.240 isn't

00:48:42.400 he

00:48:42.540 he's

00:48:42.980 the

00:48:43.100 Aussie

00:48:43.340 based

00:48:43.580 dude

00:48:43.940 he's

00:48:47.220 our

00:48:47.340 boy

00:48:47.540 isn't

00:48:48.040 he

00:48:48.340 Aussie

00:48:50.560 is in

00:48:50.780 the

00:48:50.880 chat

00:48:51.140 you

00:48:51.640 tell

00:48:51.800 me

00:48:52.020 I

00:48:52.540 think

00:48:52.700 he's

00:48:52.940 the

00:48:53.160 I

00:48:53.400 think

00:48:54.400 he's

00:48:54.540 the

00:48:54.620 base

00:48:54.780 one

00:48:54.960 Bob

00:48:55.640 Cater

00:48:56.100 has

00:48:56.860 called

00:48:57.120 for a

00:48:57.460 ban

00:48:57.660 on

00:48:57.800 migration

00:48:58.220 from

00:48:58.580 the

00:48:58.700 Middle

00:48:58.880 East

00:48:59.100 and

00:48:59.280 North

00:48:59.480 Africa

00:48:59.880 later

00:49:01.160 acknowledging

00:49:01.620 his

00:49:01.980 own

00:49:02.240 grandfather

00:49:02.660 migrated

00:49:03.140 from

00:49:03.340 the

00:49:03.460 region

00:49:03.780 his

00:49:08.940 heritage

00:49:09.320 isn't

00:49:09.760 pure

00:49:10.260 I

00:49:14.240 I'm

00:49:14.340 joking

00:49:14.620 NSW

00:49:18.560 New

00:49:18.840 South

00:49:19.060 Wales

00:49:19.720 police

00:49:20.140 extends

00:49:20.720 protest

00:49:21.180 ban

00:49:21.460 across

00:49:21.700 parts

00:49:21.980 of

00:49:22.120 Sydney

00:49:22.380 classic

00:49:24.180 Australian

00:49:24.840 sort of

00:49:25.480 lefty

00:49:25.740 government

00:49:26.100 just extend

00:49:27.440 bans

00:49:27.840 extend

00:49:28.300 censorship

00:49:28.840 at all

00:49:29.220 times

00:49:29.600 always

00:49:30.200 I feel

00:49:34.820 sorry for

00:49:35.100 Australia

00:49:35.420 I really

00:49:35.980 do

00:49:36.180 because

00:49:37.040 their

00:49:37.260 governments

00:49:37.800 in various

00:49:38.200 ways

00:49:38.400 like during

00:49:38.740 the lockdown

00:49:39.040 for example

00:49:39.500 but in

00:49:39.780 all sorts

00:49:40.120 of

00:49:40.220 various

00:49:40.380 ways

00:49:40.560 they're

00:49:40.680 like

00:49:40.820 more

00:49:41.100 woke

00:49:41.460 in

00:49:42.660 New

00:49:42.800 Zealand

00:49:43.040 they're

00:49:43.400 further

00:49:44.000 down

00:49:44.380 the

00:49:44.560 line

00:49:44.920 further

00:49:46.260 down

00:49:46.500 the

00:49:46.640 slippery

00:49:46.880 slope

00:49:47.220 of

00:49:47.420 wokeness

00:49:49.500 and

00:49:49.700 anti

00:49:50.920 patriotism

00:49:51.720 anti

00:49:52.800 nationalism

00:49:53.340 I feel

00:49:55.640 sorry for

00:49:55.980 them

00:49:56.100 again when

00:49:56.620 I was a

00:49:56.840 kid

00:49:56.940 when I

00:49:57.100 was

00:49:57.180 growing

00:49:57.360 up

00:49:57.700 the

00:49:59.460 Aussies

00:49:59.660 always

00:49:59.900 had a

00:50:00.200 reputation

00:50:00.500 for being

00:50:02.140 much more

00:50:03.360 patriotic

00:50:03.860 than we

00:50:04.220 were

00:50:04.440 if

00:50:04.640 anything

00:50:04.940 much

00:50:06.360 more

00:50:06.560 based

00:50:07.220 and

00:50:07.420 down

00:50:07.580 to

00:50:07.720 earth

00:50:07.920 and

00:50:08.060 reasonable

00:50:08.380 and

00:50:08.600 all

00:50:08.740 that

00:50:08.860 sort

00:50:09.000 of

00:50:09.060 stuff

00:50:09.340 pendulum

00:50:12.020 swung

00:50:12.560 for

00:50:12.760 them

00:50:12.940 pretty

00:50:13.180 badly

00:50:13.600 I mean

00:50:14.200 it's

00:50:14.300 not

00:50:14.420 much

00:50:14.680 better

00:50:14.920 here

00:50:15.260 but

00:50:16.560 quite a lot

00:50:17.520 of the

00:50:17.760 news out

00:50:18.180 of

00:50:18.280 Australia

00:50:18.620 is that

00:50:19.180 anyway

00:50:20.840 I jumped

00:50:21.380 ahead to

00:50:21.700 Australia

00:50:22.000 because of

00:50:22.360 Sky

00:50:22.620 let's go

00:50:24.700 back

00:50:25.260 what's the

00:50:25.900 mail got

00:50:26.380 what's the

00:50:26.920 mail telling

00:50:27.480 us

00:50:27.680 ok they're

00:50:28.100 going with

00:50:28.320 the

00:50:28.440 Beckham

00:50:28.700 thing

00:50:29.020 the

00:50:32.580 Beckham

00:50:33.040 dress

00:50:33.620 gate

00:50:33.960 riddle

00:50:34.440 really

00:50:35.080 really

00:50:36.440 this is

00:50:36.780 the level

00:50:37.100 of journalism

00:50:37.660 dress

00:50:39.760 gate

00:50:40.040 and the

00:50:41.200 riddle

00:50:41.460 of it

00:50:41.800 really

00:50:42.680 the riddle

00:50:44.880 of it

00:50:45.040 I think

00:50:45.220 I mentioned

00:50:45.580 earlier

00:50:45.860 didn't I

00:50:46.200 at the

00:50:46.360 top of

00:50:46.600 hour

00:50:46.780 that there

00:50:47.160 was

00:50:47.300 one of

00:50:48.100 the points

00:50:48.640 of contention

00:50:49.200 between

00:50:49.580 in the

00:50:50.840 Beckham

00:50:52.080 family

00:50:52.460 is about

00:50:53.360 Brooklyn's

00:50:54.740 wife's

00:50:55.360 wedding

00:50:55.620 dress

00:50:55.980 that

00:50:56.860 Victoria

00:50:57.460 was

00:50:57.720 going to

00:50:58.160 oh god

00:50:58.840 I don't

00:50:59.160 care

00:50:59.300 I'm

00:50:59.440 boring

00:50:59.740 myself

00:51:00.280 the

00:51:02.560 dress

00:51:02.960 gate

00:51:03.260 riddle

00:51:03.900 it's not

00:51:06.440 even

00:51:06.720 laughable

00:51:07.200 is it

00:51:07.460 really

00:51:07.760 as a

00:51:09.160 story

00:51:09.480 as a

00:51:09.720 headline

00:51:10.100 and that's

00:51:11.020 top

00:51:11.220 that's

00:51:11.620 top of

00:51:11.960 the

00:51:12.180 daily

00:51:12.480 mail

00:51:12.740 online

00:51:13.520 website

00:51:13.920 that's

00:51:14.160 the top

00:51:14.440 story

00:51:14.860 Donald

00:51:21.600 Trump

00:51:21.940 condemns

00:51:22.560 Starmer's

00:51:23.300 great

00:51:23.780 stupidity

00:51:24.460 for giving

00:51:24.980 away

00:51:25.200 Chagos

00:51:25.580 islands

00:51:25.960 in act

00:51:26.640 of

00:51:26.780 total

00:51:27.160 weakness

00:51:27.680 yeah

00:51:28.220 okay

00:51:28.580 there's a

00:51:29.260 bit more

00:51:29.500 meat to

00:51:29.780 this one

00:51:30.060 this is

00:51:30.320 an actual

00:51:30.640 story

00:51:30.980 isn't

00:51:31.140 it

00:51:31.320 so

00:51:31.740 Trump

00:51:32.280 I think

00:51:33.020 on

00:51:33.160 true

00:51:33.320 social

00:51:33.660 yeah

00:51:35.720 called

00:51:36.180 called

00:51:37.260 Starmer

00:51:37.940 and his

00:51:38.260 government

00:51:38.640 stupid

00:51:40.160 like

00:51:40.460 properly

00:51:40.720 just

00:51:40.960 completely

00:51:41.300 stupid

00:51:41.740 because

00:51:44.280 Mr Chagos

00:51:44.700 islands

00:51:45.080 if anyone

00:51:45.780 doesn't know

00:51:46.100 I think

00:51:46.300 there's a

00:51:46.520 segment on

00:51:46.860 the main

00:51:47.080 podcast

00:51:47.380 of the

00:51:47.640 Lotus

00:51:47.820 Seaters

00:51:48.060 towards the

00:51:49.140 end of

00:51:49.320 last week

00:51:49.740 it might

00:51:50.020 have been

00:51:50.260 Mr H

00:51:50.820 of Mr H

00:51:52.000 Reviews

00:51:52.400 fame

00:51:52.700 Nate

00:51:53.540 I think

00:51:54.500 he did

00:51:54.720 a segment

00:51:55.000 on it

00:51:55.240 anyway

00:51:55.560 it's not

00:51:56.880 just

00:51:57.380 the UK

00:51:58.320 it was a

00:51:59.260 joint UK

00:51:59.920 US

00:52:00.360 military base

00:52:01.480 on those

00:52:01.840 islands

00:52:02.240 on one

00:52:03.800 of those

00:52:04.100 islands

00:52:04.360 it's an

00:52:04.660 archipelago

00:52:05.140 of islands

00:52:05.640 and so

00:52:07.800 where we

00:52:08.220 sort of

00:52:08.540 gave it

00:52:08.920 away to

00:52:09.480 Mauritius

00:52:10.060 a very

00:52:12.480 very important

00:52:13.120 powerful

00:52:13.760 state of

00:52:14.380 Mauritius

00:52:14.880 it

00:52:17.700 affects

00:52:18.120 directly

00:52:18.580 affects

00:52:18.940 the US

00:52:19.440 and so

00:52:21.260 Trump

00:52:21.620 said

00:52:21.980 well there

00:52:23.660 he said

00:52:24.040 here's the

00:52:24.560 quote

00:52:24.740 the US

00:52:25.240 giving away

00:52:25.780 extremely

00:52:26.220 important

00:52:26.620 land

00:52:26.940 is an

00:52:27.280 act of

00:52:27.660 great

00:52:28.000 stupidity

00:52:28.940 in all

00:52:29.700 caps

00:52:30.020 great

00:52:30.360 stupidity

00:52:31.020 and is

00:52:32.280 another

00:52:32.640 in a

00:52:33.020 very long

00:52:33.420 line of

00:52:33.780 national

00:52:34.140 security

00:52:34.660 reasons

00:52:35.160 why

00:52:35.420 Greenland

00:52:35.840 has to

00:52:36.220 be

00:52:36.360 acquired

00:52:36.820 Denmark

00:52:37.460 and its

00:52:37.840 European

00:52:38.160 allies

00:52:38.760 have to

00:52:39.600 do

00:52:39.800 the

00:52:39.960 right

00:52:40.140 thing

00:52:40.520 yeah so

00:52:43.300 to call

00:52:43.700 it

00:52:43.880 an act

00:52:45.580 of

00:52:45.720 great

00:52:45.920 stupidity

00:52:46.640 because

00:52:48.560 there's

00:52:48.780 something a

00:52:49.180 bit bigger

00:52:49.660 going on

00:52:50.040 it's not

00:52:50.240 just like

00:52:50.520 there's

00:52:50.700 just one

00:52:51.220 base

00:52:51.560 among

00:52:51.880 many

00:52:52.420 that the

00:52:53.520 US

00:52:54.320 will be

00:52:54.660 losing

00:52:55.020 in fact

00:52:55.260 they won't

00:52:55.560 even

00:52:55.780 I don't

00:52:56.360 think

00:52:56.520 that base

00:52:58.120 will be

00:52:58.400 lost

00:52:58.720 in any

00:52:59.100 way

00:52:59.380 we'll

00:53:00.260 still be

00:53:00.620 leasing

00:53:01.000 the land

00:53:01.620 back

00:53:01.960 from

00:53:02.440 the

00:53:03.040 government

00:53:03.300 of

00:53:03.520 Mauritius

00:53:03.960 but we

00:53:05.140 have to

00:53:05.380 pay them

00:53:05.660 like a

00:53:05.940 hundred

00:53:06.240 million

00:53:06.680 pounds

00:53:07.240 a year

00:53:07.780 or something

00:53:08.140 something

00:53:08.900 like that

00:53:09.420 so we'll

00:53:10.560 still have

00:53:10.920 the base

00:53:11.380 like a

00:53:11.720 lease of

00:53:12.020 99 years

00:53:12.660 so the

00:53:14.180 UK military

00:53:15.060 and US

00:53:15.580 military will

00:53:16.060 still be able

00:53:16.400 to use the

00:53:16.820 base

00:53:17.120 basically

00:53:17.880 but we

00:53:20.620 won't sort of

00:53:21.020 formally own

00:53:21.800 the territory

00:53:22.420 or anything

00:53:22.780 but the

00:53:24.700 bigger point

00:53:25.220 is is when

00:53:26.140 you look at

00:53:26.580 a whole map

00:53:27.340 of like

00:53:27.840 the South

00:53:29.320 China Seas

00:53:30.060 and the

00:53:30.280 Indian Ocean

00:53:30.900 and the

00:53:31.360 Pacific

00:53:31.680 region

00:53:32.380 when you

00:53:33.080 look at

00:53:33.320 it

00:53:34.480 in as

00:53:35.320 broadly as

00:53:35.860 that

00:53:35.980 you zoom

00:53:36.340 out that

00:53:36.840 far

00:53:37.100 you do

00:53:38.740 see

00:53:39.200 that it's

00:53:40.680 part of

00:53:41.000 a sort

00:53:41.220 of a

00:53:41.400 bigger

00:53:41.640 strategic

00:53:42.420 picture

00:53:43.160 and it's

00:53:45.320 all to do

00:53:45.620 with sort

00:53:45.840 of Chinese

00:53:46.420 influence

00:53:47.060 broader

00:53:47.500 Chinese

00:53:48.000 influence

00:53:48.460 like

00:53:50.980 it's kind

00:53:52.180 of important

00:53:52.560 where you

00:53:53.080 can have

00:53:53.500 an air

00:53:53.900 base

00:53:54.260 exactly

00:53:55.640 important

00:53:56.180 on the

00:53:57.000 surface

00:53:59.240 of the

00:53:59.620 earth

00:53:59.860 if you

00:54:00.700 take that

00:54:01.120 away

00:54:01.620 suddenly

00:54:02.400 it looks

00:54:03.000 like

00:54:03.200 suddenly

00:54:03.560 China

00:54:03.940 starts to

00:54:04.500 dominate

00:54:04.840 a massive

00:54:05.800 region

00:54:06.420 a massive

00:54:06.800 swathe

00:54:07.280 of the

00:54:07.520 earth

00:54:07.780 suddenly

00:54:08.500 falls much

00:54:09.640 more

00:54:10.420 under

00:54:11.000 Chinese

00:54:11.580 sway and

00:54:12.140 influence

00:54:12.620 now these

00:54:15.300 are concerns

00:54:15.700 really much

00:54:16.280 for the

00:54:16.580 State Department

00:54:17.500 than the

00:54:17.800 Foreign Office

00:54:18.380 Britain

00:54:20.300 has got

00:54:21.400 nowhere near

00:54:22.000 the ability

00:54:22.540 to project

00:54:23.120 its power

00:54:23.700 abroad

00:54:24.100 as much

00:54:24.460 as the

00:54:24.680 US

00:54:25.000 but you

00:54:26.720 can just

00:54:27.000 see why

00:54:27.860 the planners

00:54:28.280 in the

00:54:28.640 State Department

00:54:29.020 and the

00:54:29.260 Pentagon

00:54:29.560 would look

00:54:30.560 at what

00:54:30.880 Starmer's

00:54:31.700 done with

00:54:32.000 the Chagos

00:54:32.400 Islands

00:54:32.700 and be

00:54:32.940 like

00:54:33.140 really

00:54:34.300 really

00:54:35.880 that like

00:54:36.360 screws with

00:54:37.060 quite a lot

00:54:37.740 of things

00:54:38.240 you might

00:54:40.020 think it's

00:54:40.380 just like a

00:54:40.760 tiny little

00:54:41.380 base in

00:54:41.820 the middle

00:54:42.120 of nowhere

00:54:42.660 in the

00:54:43.000 middle of

00:54:43.240 the ocean

00:54:43.580 it's the

00:54:43.920 tiny

00:54:44.160 the Chagos

00:54:44.660 Islands

00:54:45.080 no biggie

00:54:46.860 it is a

00:54:47.620 biggie

00:54:48.380 it sort of

00:54:48.800 is

00:54:49.020 sort of

00:54:50.560 realigns

00:54:51.200 all sorts

00:54:51.760 of things

00:54:52.300 or could

00:54:52.880 potentially

00:54:53.360 anyway

00:54:53.700 well

00:54:55.040 Trump calls

00:54:55.820 it an act

00:54:56.260 of great

00:54:56.600 stupidity

00:54:57.180 and I don't

00:54:57.580 think he's

00:54:58.180 wrong

00:54:58.420 really

00:54:58.860 it is

00:55:00.000 weird

00:55:00.300 it's sort

00:55:00.680 it's sort

00:55:01.240 of weird

00:55:01.440 why would

00:55:01.920 you do

00:55:02.200 that

00:55:02.480 because even

00:55:04.580 a lot of

00:55:05.280 the indigenous

00:55:06.420 native peoples

00:55:07.360 from the

00:55:07.840 Chagos Islands

00:55:08.580 even they

00:55:09.260 were saying

00:55:09.600 don't do

00:55:09.980 this

00:55:10.280 why are you

00:55:11.060 doing this

00:55:11.520 who's pulling

00:55:13.560 your strings

00:55:14.060 we don't want

00:55:14.980 this we won't

00:55:15.460 ask him for

00:55:15.860 this particularly

00:55:16.740 the UN

00:55:18.060 were

00:55:18.400 because the

00:55:20.960 UN and

00:55:21.320 various other

00:55:21.920 powers

00:55:23.420 influences in

00:55:24.180 the world

00:55:24.420 are just

00:55:24.740 anti-imperialism

00:55:26.340 it's all just

00:55:26.680 imperialism

00:55:27.560 it's all just

00:55:29.520 colonisation

00:55:30.220 it's colonialism

00:55:31.100 all colonialism

00:55:32.580 must be stamped

00:55:33.260 out at every

00:55:33.860 stage

00:55:34.360 oh it's nearly

00:55:36.080 5-2

00:55:36.520 that went

00:55:37.120 quickly

00:55:37.440 shall we have

00:55:39.520 a quick look

00:55:39.980 at on this

00:55:40.640 day in history

00:55:41.300 just five minutes

00:55:44.220 no more than

00:55:44.640 five minutes

00:55:45.100 okay on this

00:55:46.180 day on the

00:55:46.600 20th of January

00:55:47.300 let's see what

00:55:48.520 happened

00:55:48.780 in the year

00:55:49.340 1265

00:55:50.040 the first

00:55:51.000 English parliament

00:55:51.640 is summoned

00:55:52.140 without royal

00:55:52.860 command

00:55:53.420 in this instance

00:55:55.100 by Simon de Montfort

00:55:56.100 Earl of Leicester

00:55:56.860 it meets in

00:55:59.300 Westminster Hall

00:55:59.940 yeah interesting

00:56:01.520 I've got all

00:56:02.100 sorts of content

00:56:03.220 all about

00:56:04.020 Magna Carta

00:56:05.160 and the age

00:56:05.680 of King John

00:56:07.060 Prince

00:56:07.800 King John

00:56:08.320 and Simon de Montfort

00:56:09.720 I've got all

00:56:10.760 sorts of content

00:56:11.260 behind the

00:56:11.680 paywall

00:56:11.980 on my show

00:56:13.300 the Epochs

00:56:14.280 Epochs of the

00:56:14.900 Lotus Eaters

00:56:15.340 all about that

00:56:16.420 the Baron's

00:56:17.180 Revolt

00:56:17.540 yeah

00:56:20.320 so

00:56:20.760 on Epochs

00:56:24.620 check that out

00:56:26.460 okay

00:56:26.700 in 1841

00:56:27.820 China cedes

00:56:28.800 Hong Kong

00:56:29.280 Ireland

00:56:29.620 to Britain

00:56:30.120 during the

00:56:30.520 First Opium

00:56:31.100 War

00:56:31.340 I mean

00:56:34.180 largely

00:56:34.620 I would

00:56:35.000 defend

00:56:35.400 the British

00:56:35.980 Empire

00:56:36.440 largely

00:56:37.920 I think

00:56:40.220 it

00:56:40.940 sort of

00:56:41.640 exported

00:56:42.200 civilisation

00:56:44.720 in various

00:56:45.460 forms

00:56:45.940 literacy

00:56:47.220 the light

00:56:49.440 of reason

00:56:50.040 railways

00:56:51.920 newspapers

00:56:52.440 a working

00:56:54.840 political

00:56:55.580 system

00:56:55.940 all sorts

00:56:56.480 of stuff

00:56:56.700 however

00:56:57.220 sometimes

00:56:59.900 we did

00:57:00.320 do things

00:57:00.740 that were

00:57:00.960 completely

00:57:01.320 unjust

00:57:01.760 and out

00:57:02.100 of order

00:57:02.400 and even

00:57:03.940 in those

00:57:04.420 days

00:57:04.800 was like

00:57:05.320 egregious

00:57:05.920 the First

00:57:08.360 and Second

00:57:08.680 Opium

00:57:09.040 Wars

00:57:09.280 probably

00:57:09.920 to be

00:57:10.780 fair

00:57:11.080 if you're

00:57:11.360 just honest

00:57:11.820 with yourself

00:57:12.360 are among

00:57:14.140 those

00:57:14.780 sort of

00:57:16.600 forcing the

00:57:17.140 Chinese

00:57:17.660 to sell

00:57:19.440 us their

00:57:20.020 stuff

00:57:20.620 and we

00:57:20.960 pay for it

00:57:21.480 in opium

00:57:22.020 and it

00:57:22.620 causes

00:57:22.860 a pandemic

00:57:25.960 of opium

00:57:26.620 addiction

00:57:27.040 in their

00:57:28.120 society

00:57:28.700 it is a bit

00:57:30.560 of a stain

00:57:30.900 anyway

00:57:31.200 let's move

00:57:31.600 on

00:57:31.740 in 1921

00:57:32.680 the Republic

00:57:33.780 of Turkey

00:57:34.280 is declared

00:57:34.940 from the

00:57:35.540 remnants

00:57:35.800 of the

00:57:36.080 Ottoman Empire

00:57:36.660 yeah

00:57:36.980 fascinating

00:57:37.420 I'm fascinated

00:57:37.880 by the

00:57:38.640 story of

00:57:39.060 Lawrence

00:57:39.600 Arabia

00:57:39.880 the war

00:57:40.340 in the

00:57:40.540 east

00:57:40.660 world war

00:57:41.020 one

00:57:41.260 in the

00:57:41.640 east

00:57:41.880 and the

00:57:42.340 collapse

00:57:42.640 of the

00:57:42.880 Ottoman

00:57:43.100 Empire

00:57:43.480 the rise

00:57:45.340 of Mustafa

00:57:45.900 Kemal

00:57:46.260 the

00:57:46.440 Ataturk

00:57:47.080 all that

00:57:48.420 sort of

00:57:48.660 stuff

00:57:48.920 fascinating

00:57:49.620 so big

00:57:50.260 day

00:57:50.500 big day

00:57:51.040 for Turkey

00:57:51.520 I wonder

00:57:52.480 if today

00:57:52.840 is actually

00:57:53.200 like a

00:57:53.480 national

00:57:53.700 holiday

00:57:53.980 in Turkey

00:57:54.400 I don't

00:57:54.700 know if

00:57:54.920 it is

00:57:55.100 or not

00:57:55.440 may well

00:57:56.140 be

00:57:56.400 something

00:57:57.820 about the

00:57:58.200 Vance

00:57:58.580 conference

00:57:59.120 where the

00:58:00.080 the Nazis

00:58:00.740 got together

00:58:01.560 and sort of

00:58:02.220 put the

00:58:02.580 finishing touches

00:58:03.880 on the

00:58:04.260 final solution

00:58:05.020 Nazi officials

00:58:06.960 hold the

00:58:07.360 notorious

00:58:07.760 Vance

00:58:08.140 conference

00:58:08.580 in Berlin

00:58:09.140 to coordinate

00:58:09.660 the final

00:58:10.220 solution

00:58:10.680 the extermination

00:58:11.720 of Europe's

00:58:12.200 Jews

00:58:12.420 in 1945

00:58:13.500 Franklin

00:58:14.100 D

00:58:14.340 Roosevelt

00:58:14.780 is sworn

00:58:15.580 in for

00:58:15.880 an

00:58:16.000 unprecedented

00:58:16.620 and never

00:58:17.500 to be

00:58:17.760 repeated

00:58:18.140 fourth term

00:58:18.980 as US

00:58:19.280 president

00:58:19.760 a bit

00:58:20.880 irresponsible

00:58:21.940 of FDR

00:58:23.400 really

00:58:23.840 I think

00:58:25.620 I mean

00:58:26.060 we're in the

00:58:26.700 world war 2

00:58:27.440 still going on

00:58:28.500 right

00:58:30.040 Hitler isn't

00:58:31.400 even dead

00:58:31.800 yet

00:58:32.080 in January

00:58:33.140 1945

00:58:33.800 but

00:58:34.520 Roosevelt

00:58:35.180 knew he was

00:58:35.860 dying

00:58:36.240 I mean

00:58:37.020 he's dead

00:58:37.400 by April

00:58:37.980 early

00:58:39.840 mid

00:58:40.160 April

00:58:40.580 Franklin

00:58:41.080 Roosevelt

00:58:41.600 dies

00:58:41.960 of

00:58:42.140 natural

00:58:42.380 causes

00:58:42.740 and yet

00:58:44.220 you ran

00:58:44.680 for president

00:58:45.300 in like

00:58:46.920 1944

00:58:47.400 and won

00:58:48.320 in 1945

00:58:49.200 and was

00:58:49.880 was sworn

00:58:51.580 in in 1945

00:58:52.100 you knew

00:58:53.620 you were

00:58:53.880 dying

00:58:54.160 you knew

00:58:54.660 you almost

00:58:55.080 certainly

00:58:55.420 would not

00:58:55.740 be able

00:58:55.980 to finish

00:58:56.340 that term

00:58:56.840 bit

00:58:57.400 irresponsible

00:58:57.860 in 2009

00:59:01.700 Barack Obama

00:59:02.300 is inaugurated

00:59:02.920 as the

00:59:03.220 44th

00:59:03.660 president

00:59:03.900 on this

00:59:04.200 day

00:59:04.340 okay

00:59:04.560 fair enough

00:59:04.920 alright

00:59:05.100 let's

00:59:05.460 move on

00:59:05.720 let's get

00:59:06.320 the

00:59:06.580 let's get

00:59:07.240 a few

00:59:07.480 rumble

00:59:07.780 rants

00:59:07.960 and super

00:59:08.280 chats

00:59:08.640 it's very

00:59:10.380 nearly the

00:59:10.880 top of

00:59:11.160 the hour

00:59:11.600 from me

00:59:13.220 alright

00:59:14.200 we've got

00:59:14.500 a rumble

00:59:15.020 rant

00:59:15.300 what is

00:59:15.600 this

00:59:16.180 Rick

00:59:17.700 TWGP

00:59:18.680 says

00:59:18.960 enough

00:59:19.580 about

00:59:19.900 gay

00:59:20.200 Beckham

00:59:20.680 and his

00:59:21.020 plastic

00:59:21.380 wife

00:59:21.700 now

00:59:21.900 please

00:59:22.160 mate

00:59:22.400 yeah

00:59:22.740 alright

00:59:23.020 I hear

00:59:23.940 you

00:59:24.040 loud

00:59:24.220 and

00:59:24.340 clear

00:59:24.520 fair

00:59:25.020 enough

00:59:25.280 yeah

00:59:25.780 yeah

00:59:26.140 fair

00:59:27.720 enough

00:59:27.920 okay

00:59:28.620 the

00:59:31.100 YouTube

00:59:31.900 YouTube

00:59:32.840 super

00:59:33.120 chats

00:59:33.440 we don't

00:59:34.580 care

00:59:34.780 about

00:59:35.000 the

00:59:35.140 Beckhams

00:59:35.620 all in

00:59:36.000 caps

00:59:36.220 exclamation

00:59:37.060 mark

00:59:37.380 says

00:59:38.800 the

00:59:38.980 Fenlander

00:59:39.680 1665

00:59:40.420 okay

00:59:41.020 right

00:59:42.680 you are

00:59:42.940 loud

00:59:43.160 and clear

00:59:43.480 got it

00:59:44.080 Zajutz

00:59:46.840 149

00:59:47.540 a regular

00:59:48.480 contributor

00:59:49.260 there

00:59:49.440 thank you

00:59:49.720 sir

00:59:49.900 or woman

00:59:52.080 don't know

00:59:52.420 it might be

00:59:52.680 a woman

00:59:52.840 thank you

00:59:53.720 either way

00:59:54.160 for the

00:59:55.700 tea

00:59:55.900 for the tea

00:59:55.920 lady

00:59:56.200 fund

00:59:56.540 so

00:59:56.820 Bo

00:59:57.040 always

00:59:57.420 has

00:59:57.660 hot

00:59:57.900 tea

00:59:58.200 oh

00:59:58.920 cheers

00:59:59.260 it would

01:00:00.900 be nice

01:00:01.200 if someone

01:00:01.460 could bring

01:00:01.820 me a fresh

01:00:02.300 tea

01:00:02.660 at about

01:00:03.320 22

01:00:04.360 that would

01:00:05.400 be nice

01:00:05.820 I got

01:00:10.380 I got no

01:00:10.540 username

01:00:10.880 says

01:00:11.340 anything

01:00:12.260 at all

01:00:12.760 is better

01:00:13.300 than

01:00:13.520 celebrity

01:00:13.940 gossip

01:00:14.240 yeah

01:00:14.480 that's

01:00:14.700 my

01:00:14.820 feeling

01:00:15.100 okay

01:00:15.440 okay

01:00:15.920 definitely

01:00:16.760 loud and

01:00:17.280 clear

01:00:17.540 minimal

01:00:18.360 celebrity

01:00:18.860 gossip

01:00:19.220 only if

01:00:20.300 it's in

01:00:20.540 the actual

01:00:20.860 headlines

01:00:21.340 and then

01:00:21.680 I'll

01:00:21.960 go forward

01:00:22.840 and then

01:00:23.320 I'll pass

01:00:23.820 over it

01:00:24.140 I mean

01:00:24.300 I've got

01:00:24.500 to mention

01:00:24.800 it

01:00:25.120 but that's

01:00:26.180 basically

01:00:26.720 all I'll

01:00:27.060 do

01:00:27.160 is just

01:00:27.380 mention

01:00:27.720 it

01:00:28.000 and no

01:00:29.280 more

01:00:29.480 yeah

01:00:29.700 okay

01:00:29.940 great

01:00:30.240 good

01:00:30.640 good

01:00:31.200 we're all

01:00:32.460 on the

01:00:32.660 same

01:00:32.820 page

01:00:33.160 I like

01:00:33.560 it

01:00:34.500 Jensen

01:00:37.900 E8

01:00:38.480 says

01:00:38.820 breakfast

01:00:39.640 beers

01:00:40.120 o'clock

01:00:40.560 get in

01:00:41.040 there

01:00:41.240 bow

01:00:41.460 my

01:00:41.660 lad

01:00:42.080 breakfast

01:00:44.360 beer

01:00:44.560 oh

01:00:44.800 I couldn't

01:00:46.800 drink a

01:00:47.140 beer for

01:00:47.420 breakfast

01:00:47.720 I don't

01:00:48.060 think

01:00:48.320 I mean

01:00:49.540 I could

01:00:49.920 but it'd

01:00:50.280 just be

01:00:50.520 like ashes

01:00:51.860 in my

01:00:52.160 mouth

01:00:52.380 be gross

01:00:52.860 yeah

01:00:55.460 I've never

01:00:55.720 been able

01:00:56.340 to drink

01:00:56.860 early

01:00:57.880 you know

01:00:58.380 that's a

01:00:58.660 thing

01:00:58.860 sometimes

01:00:59.620 if you're

01:01:00.220 on holiday

01:01:00.600 or something

01:01:01.060 you start

01:01:03.060 drinking

01:01:03.340 really early

01:01:04.160 I've always

01:01:06.220 thought that's

01:01:06.560 gross

01:01:06.800 alright

01:01:07.460 what have

01:01:07.660 we got

01:01:07.860 also

01:01:08.700 I got

01:01:09.900 no username

01:01:10.360 also says

01:01:10.960 when the

01:01:13.680 first

01:01:14.080 four expletives

01:01:15.320 is Callum

01:01:16.280 coming back

01:01:16.860 when the

01:01:17.980 hell

01:01:18.280 is Callum

01:01:18.960 coming back

01:01:19.560 also

01:01:20.300 morning

01:01:20.760 morning

01:01:22.280 I don't

01:01:22.920 think Callum

01:01:23.280 is coming

01:01:23.560 back

01:01:23.780 I don't

01:01:24.120 want to

01:01:24.200 speak for

01:01:24.540 him

01:01:24.660 he's on

01:01:25.280 twitter

01:01:25.580 ask him

01:01:26.200 on twitter

01:01:26.500 maybe

01:01:26.860 reason to be

01:01:28.660 confident he's

01:01:29.140 never coming

01:01:29.540 back

01:01:29.860 he might

01:01:31.820 do

01:01:31.980 he might

01:01:32.460 do

01:01:32.580 one day

01:01:32.860 come back

01:01:33.260 but

01:01:33.600 as far

01:01:35.400 as I

01:01:35.660 understand

01:01:36.280 alright

01:01:38.440 so

01:01:38.920 that is the

01:01:40.840 show

01:01:40.980 we're at

01:01:41.220 the top

01:01:41.440 of the

01:01:41.620 hour

01:01:41.720 it's just

01:01:42.000 ticked

01:01:42.200 one minute

01:01:42.500 past nine

01:01:42.920 in the

01:01:43.200 a.m.

01:01:43.640 on tuesday

01:01:45.520 the 20th

01:01:46.040 of january

01:01:46.460 in the

01:01:46.700 year of

01:01:46.920 our

01:01:47.060 lord

01:01:47.200 2026

01:01:48.100 you have

01:01:48.520 been

01:01:48.840 watching

01:01:49.540 the

01:01:49.740 beau

01:01:49.880 show

01:01:50.120 breakfast

01:01:50.420 with

01:01:50.620 beau

01:01:50.760 the

01:01:51.860 bbc

01:01:52.300 beau's

01:01:53.580 breakfast

01:01:53.800 club

01:01:54.100 you've

01:01:55.680 been the

01:01:55.920 glorious

01:01:56.180 band the

01:01:56.580 chosen few

01:01:57.160 thank you

01:01:57.640 for tuning

01:01:58.040 in

01:01:58.340 remember

01:01:59.300 that today

01:01:59.760 is the

01:02:00.680 first day

01:02:00.960 of the

01:02:01.100 rest of

01:02:01.340 your life

01:02:01.740 try and

01:02:03.140 make it

01:02:03.380 count

01:02:03.600 you'll never

01:02:04.000 have this

01:02:04.300 time again

01:02:04.780 this day

01:02:05.780 will only

01:02:06.060 happen once

01:02:06.580 in history

01:02:07.080 so try and

01:02:08.760 try and make

01:02:09.380 the most of it

01:02:09.780 if you can

01:02:10.120 I know it's

01:02:10.420 not easy

01:02:10.800 it actually

01:02:11.660 isn't

01:02:11.920 some days

01:02:12.440 you've got to

01:02:13.080 do really

01:02:13.500 really boring

01:02:14.120 stuff

01:02:14.520 but if you

01:02:15.260 can

01:02:15.580 carpe diem

01:02:16.660 if you can

01:02:17.640 try and

01:02:18.200 seize the day

01:02:18.660 all right

01:02:19.320 until tomorrow

01:02:19.960 take care

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - January 20, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Tuesday 20th January 2026

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