The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau

00:00:00.240 Morning. You alright? How you doing? It is Tuesday the 6th of January in the year of our Lord

00:00:08.280 2026 rather. Let's get the year right. How are you all this morning? We've just got a few

00:00:17.360 technical issues going on this morning so we're just a couple of minutes late and some right

00:00:21.420 issues but I think it's all sorted now. So teething problems, teething problems, nobody's

00:00:26.120 perfect. Today then I thought we'll just jump straight into the news without too much of a

00:00:32.000 preamble. Let's just let you know what's going on in the world. What's the world talking about?

00:00:37.220 That's what we all need to know first thing in the morning don't we before we can get on with our

00:00:40.160 normal lives. Okay so first of all the newspapers in the UK I'll just say today I decided I'm gonna

00:00:46.320 when I do like the world roundup I'm gonna go the other way around the world. Head west, go straight

00:00:51.760 to the United States after the UK because I think a lot of the audience are UK and US based

00:00:56.360 so it just makes more sense there. Don't keep the US folks waiting till sort of the end of the stream.

00:01:03.160 Pardon me. So we're gonna do that. I do beg your pardon. Alright so let's have a look at the UK papers.

00:01:09.740 The two big stories are that Maduro saying that he's a prisoner of war. So first of all to say

00:01:16.380 like yesterday the the vast majority of the news is still around the Trump-Maduro-Venezuela affair

00:01:25.460 but also the Man United the football football team Man United sacked their manager because they're

00:01:34.480 very nearly said the s-word then got to be careful not to swear this isn't the state of politics.

00:01:39.900 Man United are crap. Can I say crap? Are bad. They're not very good anymore and they're in a bit of

00:01:47.300 turmoil. So the big stories basically in the UK are that Maduro's claiming he's a prisoner of war

00:01:53.100 and that Amorim chap who's the manager of Man United has been sacked. Okay so let's have a look.

00:02:00.980 The Daily Telegraph. I am a prisoner of war. Maduro. You know what it makes me think

00:02:07.400 it puts me in mind of it's the same defense a lot of uh tyrants have used or not necessarily

00:02:14.540 don't necessarily have to be full-blown tyrants but a lot of rulers have used um throughout throughout

00:02:21.680 the centuries even just sort of refusing to recognize the authority of the cult that's that's

00:02:28.680 trying them um a few examples brings my classic one was um Saddam Saddam Hussein after his um after

00:02:37.300 he was deposed uh they put him on trial in Iraq you know in an Iraqi court and his whole defense

00:02:44.560 the whole time pretty much was uh you've got no right to try me I am like the legit ruler of Iraq

00:02:52.440 and you you as a court have got no legitimacy everything that's happened since the US invasion

00:02:59.280 of my country Iraq um that all that was crazy illegal nonsense and uh and you're caught you're

00:03:06.300 nothing um you know I think uh Noriega if anyone remembers Noriega back in the day that happened

00:03:13.480 when I was very very young I've read tons about Noriega fascinated by the the Panama thing and

00:03:18.400 Noriega but I don't actually remember it myself clearly I was too young but anyone out there who's

00:03:22.320 old enough to remember I'm pretty sure that was Noriega's defense they captured him took him back to

00:03:26.280 the US and put him in prison forever um he said I'm pretty sure he said the same thing when in

00:03:31.100 actually in trial saying you've got no right to try me I'm I'm the ruler of Panama and you uh you sort

00:03:37.940 of you know illegally invaded me and took me hostage kidnapped me whatever um all of all of this all of

00:03:45.520 these proceedings are non-legit um so it looks like probably Maduro's gonna use that defense but it's

00:03:54.420 it never really works I didn't work for Noriega doesn't work for didn't work for Saddam in Iraq

00:04:00.820 uh King Charles I classic case right going back to the 17th century when the Puritans and Oliver

00:04:11.000 Cromwell and and his cabal put Charles I on trial for being the man of blood for declaring war and

00:04:18.560 fighting a war against his own people getting a Catholic army from Ireland to fight Englishmen

00:04:23.300 right that was sort of among his crimes he said the same thing I don't recognize the court you've

00:04:29.460 got no right to try me for anything you cannot do that well they did anyway they did anyway if that

00:04:36.060 argument very rarely works when you're in the hands of a power that was a thing King Charles said you

00:04:42.600 know I recognize you as a power you know not a legit one certainly not one that's got any power over me

00:04:48.200 but you are a power um it doesn't really work it's probably almost certainly not going to work

00:04:53.480 so Maduro was in court yesterday and um yeah sort of reasonably interesting events someone heckled him

00:05:02.160 from the crowd uh you know like a disgruntled Venezuelan expat um there are a fair few of them

00:05:10.460 aren't there let's be honest like if nothing else Maduro did ruin the country even if uh the southern

00:05:17.840 state uh southern um even if the uh the people in the prosecutors in New York can't make something

00:05:24.820 stick and I'm pretty sure they probably will who knows but I suspect they absolutely will but even

00:05:29.840 if they can't there's no doubt is there that history will condemn him as having ruined Venezuela

00:05:34.780 or completing Chavez's project of ruining Venezuela um but yeah they were only in court sort of fairly

00:05:43.060 fairly briefly as I understand it wasn't like the beginning of the trial you know how these things

00:05:47.860 go they were just there to appear confirm their names confirm who they are and um I think I think

00:05:54.180 was it enter a an innocent or guilty plea and he pleaded uh well first of all tried to say the court

00:06:01.880 isn't legit and then that uh he's innocent anyway he's innocent of all these crimes they've accused

00:06:06.920 him of of which there is quite you know there is a laundry list it is quite long um but we'll see how

00:06:13.920 it goes uh I'll be following it I'll be following it more closely than the Diddy trial for example

00:06:19.440 which I followed reasonably closely um every now and again there's a trial isn't there that you you

00:06:25.180 want to follow very closely I remember when OJ was on trial I was quite young I can't remember I was like

00:06:29.800 13 or 14 or something and they used to show it um I'm not sure if it's exactly live but they used

00:06:35.580 to show it every night really late at night in in the UK and I remember following that I had a TV in

00:06:41.680 my bedroom for the first time I was about that age and I just remember staying up really late ruined

00:06:46.060 my sleep patterns forever it was never the same after the OJ trial okay so Maduro's claiming he's a

00:06:53.680 prisoner of war and remember Rubio said we are not at war well he says they're at war with the drug

00:07:01.200 traffickers and the drug cartel people but not at war with the state of Venezuela I mean a little bit

00:07:08.700 of a gray area isn't it if you send in sort of a giant special forces raid well things that um

00:07:16.560 constitute an actual war you know like because even conflicts like um Vietnam for example like a

00:07:25.620 10 year law 10 year long fairly bitter war was still not technically a war it's like a conflict

00:07:32.320 um for something to raise rise to the the full-blown level sort of technically a war

00:07:39.940 the Venezuela thing doesn't really reach that I don't think but um nonetheless it's difficult to

00:07:45.480 describe it as something else when when bombs are going off and attack helicopters are flying

00:07:49.760 around and special forces teams are doing crazy stuff okay what else have we got on uh on the

00:07:55.240 telegraph NHS app to fast track prostrate diagnoses uh yeah um there's uh one of the other things in

00:08:04.500 the headlines today in the news cycle today in Britain at least is a little bit of NHS reform

00:08:09.480 that's going through I'm sure we'll get to that in later papers Reeves blocks cash for

00:08:15.040 struggling pubs yeah this seems to be in the news a fair bit I've obviously looked at all the

00:08:19.660 headlines this morning and done a little bit of research this morning and um yeah there's some

00:08:24.400 sort of backtracking on funding or state monies that we're going to be given to pubs struggling pubs

00:08:32.600 it looks like Reeves is uh backtracking or blocking it however you want to describe that um

00:08:39.360 it's funny is that uh it seems like the the regime like the modern wokest globalist regime among

00:08:48.020 various things they like and don't like and patterns of behavior they seem to do one of the things they

00:08:53.420 seem to detest is pubs

00:08:55.980 we know that the islamophiles and actual islamists obviously hate pubs because they're teetotal I think

00:09:05.580 it's part of that thing where they know what nativists like and so they they hate and so they

00:09:11.600 hate it I think it's difficult to think of it in much other way to try and um to try and ruin

00:09:17.560 publicans to try and close as many pubs as possible and try and ruin them and just keep adding more and

00:09:23.900 more taxed to alcohol um I mean I'm not a big drinker myself I must say uh like not at all really

00:09:30.240 I'm not teetotal I'll have a drink you know at Christmas have a drink every now and again go out

00:09:36.200 to the pub but I'm not a big drinker I don't I certainly don't drink every day I don't keep

00:09:41.060 alcohol at home in my own fridge or anything like that but if people want to drink it shouldn't be

00:09:46.420 sort of I don't think it should be something that like the state sort of tries to to make as

00:09:53.060 difficult as possible and as expensive as possible um well but there you go um maybe perhaps if

00:10:00.200 Nige gets in because we all know Nige loves a loves a Bev don't he not Bev Turner I don't know about

00:10:06.320 their relationship a beverage he loves a beverage um so maybe Nige will reduce uh all the taxes a bit

00:10:15.800 on on booze I don't know stop trying like actively trying to destroy pubs

00:10:22.260 get them turned into mosques or whatever Islamic centers whatever they really are okay let's have

00:10:32.100 a look what else the times what we're going with the times defiant Maduro tells US court I am a

00:10:38.320 prisoner of war yeah as you can see a lot of papers will be going with the same thing that's the thing

00:10:42.760 actually isn't it that's general point to make I think um how often papers that are supposed to

00:10:50.200 have completely different uh owners and editorial teams they'll go with the exact same thing that's

00:10:58.280 interesting isn't it that's interesting how that happens um well sometimes it's obvious right some days

00:11:08.040 it'll be obvious that there's one massive massive massive headline in fact today actually ironically

00:11:13.780 despite the point I'm just about to make uh might might be sort of one of those days where it's sort

00:11:18.220 of the obvious the main thing of what a headline will be nonetheless often to go with the exact same

00:11:24.240 thing sometimes the exact same wording I saw Elon do a tweet about this just the other day um I mean

00:11:31.020 he's not the first one to have noticed it's been the case for years and years and years that lots and

00:11:36.060 lots and lots of newspapers and not just the actual physical newspapers but the media organs on their

00:11:41.760 websites and stuff will go with the exact same thing the almost the exact same thing and it suggests

00:11:47.720 doesn't it it does suggest that they're in cahoots with each other that it's really one big cabal

00:11:55.820 media cabal um it's always interesting to see when some papers just go completely against the grain

00:12:02.540 right they didn't get the memo like the sun say or the mirror or the star or something or even the

00:12:08.680 males right they go with something completely different they're not interested in what the

00:12:13.160 cabal want to push that day um all right what else we got oh yeah okay so drivers over 70 to face

00:12:19.660 compulsory eyesight test yeah this is in the news a bit today in Britain um I don't see anything wrong

00:12:26.280 with that why leave it till 70 I mean I'm not in favor of giant bureaucracies for their own sake I'm

00:12:34.960 not in favor of red tape right I'm a conservative with a small c I've got libertarian leanings I'd like

00:12:41.040 to see the smallest state possible I'd like to see as little uh interference as possible but something

00:12:48.440 like that can't really complain right if we if we're going to live in a society where there's sort of

00:12:55.940 endless red tape and and hoops you have to jump through why not make sure that old people that

00:13:02.300 drive can actually see properly why not throw that on top of the pile then if we're going to live in

00:13:07.880 this sort of nanny state because it's not that rare that you see there's some sort of terrible car crash

00:13:14.140 and it was like a really old person who had like poor eyesight

00:13:18.540 that's not that rare um well if it saves a few lives right do it I mean why not even go a bit

00:13:28.960 further and um if you if there's any question around your eyesight being anything short of 2020

00:13:34.820 um and you drive and you're a driver uh you have to get it checked every 10 years or something

00:13:42.280 I don't know I don't know but yeah so drivers over 17 face compulsory eyesight test I suppose

00:13:48.160 it's good saves a few innocent lives all right what else have we got the guardian oh the guardian

00:13:55.240 harry the guardian must we yes we must it's one of the biggest papers in the uk all right so um

00:14:02.760 they go with maduro says he's a prisoner of war and denies all charges in us court yeah so he's saying

00:14:08.940 he's innocent I wonder it will be interesting to see what his actual defense team exactly what

00:14:14.780 they're going to go with so he's pleaded innocent um so we'll see whether he'll sort of claim whether

00:14:22.740 he'll do anything beyond saying I just don't recognize the court because I suspect that just

00:14:28.220 absolutely won't work for a start so there's that if they go for anything beyond that to actually try

00:14:34.360 and disprove the evidence of the prosecutors um we'll obviously have to see how it all plays out

00:14:41.320 um but if his defense team um will try and say no that's not true here's evidence to show that that's

00:14:48.660 not true I never did xyz at your claiming idea but again I think I think if the DOJ well if the DOJ

00:14:58.380 to be believed I think the evidence will be gigantic and overwhelming you know years and years and years

00:15:03.340 well what did he get in in 2013 I think it is if memory serves around then when Chavez died um so

00:15:10.280 you know well over 10 years worth of evidence there'll be lots of Venezuelans expat Venezuelans

00:15:17.760 that will be and other people the state department would have been documenting it all along

00:15:22.680 so we'll see um the southern district of New York uh are sort of famous that's why he's being

00:15:32.540 prosecuted there like a lot of mafiosos get prosecuted there and a lot of uh I think El Chapo

00:15:38.400 was prosecuted there people like that uh because it's sort of famous isn't it for being sort of

00:15:44.800 incorruptible um I don't know you know how true that is exactly but nonetheless they're supposed

00:15:53.560 to be cleaner than clean whiter than white everything done perfectly by the book and if

00:15:58.160 you're convicted there um it's just it's sort of a safe conviction that's the idea um we'll see

00:16:05.980 okay what else have they got Greenland attack would end NATO says Denmark

00:16:10.100 now I've got absolutely nothing against Denmark right absolutely nothing at all it looks like

00:16:19.720 I've never been there it looks like an absolutely beautiful country the people the native people of

00:16:25.000 Denmark seem absolutely lovely people very very polite and civilized people right so I've got

00:16:31.760 nothing against Denmark let's get that clear Denmark can do nothing to stop Donald Trump if he wants to

00:16:39.520 take Greenland right their their navy air force military power of Denmark is tiny I mean Denmark is

00:16:48.480 quite small um so if Trump and the State Department and the Pentagon and the Chiefs of Staff want to

00:16:59.260 take Greenland there's nothing Denmark can do about it not saying again I'm not saying it's fair that's

00:17:06.700 not fair is it but there you go I mean Denmark can moan all they want but I mean Denmark the kingdom of

00:17:14.700 Denmark their claim over that massive bit of land Greenland um that's not that's not written in stone

00:17:21.200 is it like Keir Starmer said the other day I think yesterday uh he said that the only people that should

00:17:28.880 be able to determine Greenland's future is uh Greenland themselves and Denmark they're the only

00:17:35.120 people who can do it well I mean Denmark come on like just because they claimed it a few centuries ago

00:17:45.040 I mean because they like all colonial according to wokists and leftists all colonialism is terrible

00:17:51.360 right all colonialism is wrong but in this case because it's against Trump Denmark's colonial claim

00:17:58.800 to Greenland is legit and totally written in stone come on come on I mean I've I think that because there are

00:18:08.640 you know actual indigenous peoples not very many but there are indigenous peoples of that of the Greenland

00:18:15.920 landmass right the population of Greenland is tiny something like 56 57 000 people that's it

00:18:24.080 for the entire that's like a small town it's like a medium-sized town in in the UK or the US

00:18:29.840 at most at most in fact there are medium-sized towns with bigger populations than that so

00:18:36.080 in other words Greenland has got a tiny tiny population and I believe most of them are sort of

00:18:42.400 either uh Danish Danish expats or a Danish admixture of the indigenous peoples of Greenland and of course

00:18:50.800 the indigenous people I'm not sure if they're Inuits is that the right word probably not but you know

00:18:55.760 what I mean the actual indigenous people there so I'm thinking like they're the people that have

00:19:00.400 got the actual claim to that land right the actual indigenous original peoples of Greenland before

00:19:09.440 Denmark or anyone else ever went there so I feel like you know they've got a legitimate claim to say

00:19:17.440 to Donald Trump you've got no right to just annex us I feel like Denmark is like an extra thing again no

00:19:26.000 shade thrown at Denmark I know I've got a few we've got a few Danish fans got a couple of Danish

00:19:30.400 Twitter followers myself nothing against Denmark but Denmark are claiming that like NATO this will ruin

00:19:36.800 NATO the US is NATO you're not NATO Denmark I mean you know you're an ally but the main power the main

00:19:46.640 force in NATO is the US right without the US NATO would either collapse or shrink just like a tiny fraction

00:19:53.920 of what it is so for Denmark to say that NATO will be done it will be over if America does this well

00:20:00.640 no it won't well it won't it's up to the US to see that NATO exists and continues so right and Denmark

00:20:12.000 have also said they'll appeal to NATO if you know one NATO member ally attacking another it can't happen it

00:20:19.600 can't be well it can it could again I'm not advocating for it I would rather America left

00:20:27.440 Greenland alone let's be clear that's my personal feeling they are just trying to steal the materials

00:20:33.280 the minerals in Greenland aren't they that's what it really is that's what it that's what it really is

00:20:37.920 isn't it there's there's materials and minerals in Greenland whether it's like oil rare earths or metals

00:20:45.200 all sorts of things Greenland is like resource rich um and Trump or the US think they may well be

00:20:54.560 right as well I don't know but they they calculate that it's in their national interest to effectively

00:20:59.760 own Greenland um so that's in the news a fair bit the whole Greenland affair the Greenland story

00:21:07.280 the Greenland angle right financial times investors profit as Maduro as Maduro faces cult

00:21:13.840 some of them under headline things are uh uh Venezuelan bonds so I guess it's US bonds government

00:21:21.200 guilt-edged bonds I guess they're talking about that Venezuelan bonds surge while US energy shares rise

00:21:28.240 well yeah yeah I mean because despite the fact that there is suggestions and one suggestions that this

00:21:36.320 whole thing was a bit illegal under international law um the fact is that Maduro and his socialist government

00:21:46.080 were ruining that country and the economy I mean just sort of systematically so

00:21:51.520 the markets um uh reacting in a in a positive way market free markets don't really like communist

00:22:08.560 dictators very much and vice versa they're not really good bedfellows

00:22:13.920 so to have him removed um the markets are like oh great okay maybe we will buy some Venezuelan

00:22:24.640 government bonds guilt maybe we will and the energy markets oh maybe those uh those billions of

00:22:32.320 barrels worth of crude oil so I must to make like a trillion dollars worth of crude oil sitting under the

00:22:38.320 ground in Venezuela maybe the free markets will get their hands on at least some of that at some point

00:22:45.120 so it's something perhaps worth investing in you know it's pretty straightforward stuff isn't it um

00:22:52.960 I used to work at an oil commodities trading company I wasn't a trader though I want to make that clear

00:22:59.520 I'm not claiming I was ever an actual trader on a trading desk but I worked closely with those guys

00:23:04.800 I did work closely with those guys um I won't bore you with too much much for the details but um

00:23:11.040 working with the the brokers to make sure the traders weren't um uh or make sure the traders

00:23:16.320 were doing everything legit nonetheless even though I wasn't a trader still just did look at and talk

00:23:21.680 about what moved oil prices all day every day for like a year or two however long I worked there

00:23:28.320 so you know anyway no fair bit about a sort of um oil trading a little bit and of course it's like

00:23:35.360 it's not like on Saturday afternoon three hours after Maduro has been captured suddenly Venezuela

00:23:43.440 is pumping out hundreds of thousands of fresh barrels of of crude right that's not the case it's

00:23:50.480 not how it works it'll take time for that to happen but nonetheless the markets can move can move

00:23:56.400 quickly they will move right away right they so they factor it in in real time sort of straight away

00:24:03.840 so um even before actual barrels of crude are being shipped around the world um that's how it works

00:24:12.080 okay what else do they say uh the post leader tells judge he is a kidnapped president I mean yeah

00:24:20.320 sort of fair enough isn't it I mean where's the lie there apparently the judge

00:24:23.760 judge in New York uh was as you can imagine was like yeah I don't care about that we're not even

00:24:30.960 that's not even part that's not even what we're talking about today I just need you to confirm

00:24:34.880 your name and enter a plea I don't want any speeches don't tell me about any of that yet you'll get

00:24:40.640 you'll get your time in you'll get your time in court to talk about that this is not what we're doing

00:24:44.960 today right your defense lawyers at some later stage will get to make the case about the legitimacy of

00:24:53.840 everything including your your abduction okay uh China and Russia rebuke Washington at UN meeting

00:25:03.200 yeah yeah sure they do sure they do you would think so I mean Russia particularly Russia uh was

00:25:10.000 something of an ally of Venezuela uh China less so but still a bit yeah it's a classic still like a

00:25:17.440 classic uh cold war um like having blocks of nations not exactly like the cold war you know

00:25:24.400 we have moved on from those days but to an extent the same thing kind of still applies isn't it you've

00:25:29.760 got sort of spheres of influence China's got its own one Russia's got its own one

00:25:33.760 the United States has got its own one right and so Venezuela was firmly obviously not in the US

00:25:41.520 sphere of influence and it was kind of in the Russian one a little bit in the Chinese one

00:25:47.680 so right so it's in their national interest that Maduro sat where he was because it was a thorn in

00:25:52.640 the US's side so to have him just removed to have Trump do this little bit of executive action

00:25:59.360 um of course it's gonna annoy them slightly their power has been ever so slightly reduced on the

00:26:04.960 world stage so um yeah they're not gonna be happy with that a Danish premier warns on Trump's Greenland

00:26:11.840 plans I mean it's just it's just not a fair fight if you know if it came down to an actual

00:26:22.480 military confrontation I don't think it's don't get me wrong I don't think that's gonna happen

00:26:27.760 but that that's the ultimate lion in the sand isn't it if there's a military confrontation between

00:26:33.280 Denmark and the US so the Danish prime minister is in no real position to warn Trump of anything

00:26:42.240 I'm afraid right the same goes for the UK right if Trump started doing stuff that was really really

00:26:48.800 screwing with our country well actually we have got nukes haven't we that we buy from the US

00:26:57.760 trident there's not many countries that can really stand up to the United States

00:27:04.160 at all in a military sense um even China I mean that's probably for another day when

00:27:12.400 when Taiwan is back in the news but um I'm sure we'll talk all about that all right what's here what

00:27:18.800 else have we got the metro oh if anyone who doesn't know the metro is a free newspaper in London

00:27:24.560 um and outside train stations and tube stations uh they just pile them up and they're free it's

00:27:30.720 quite thin um there's not much to it but they're free so you see them all over trains and um but a

00:27:38.880 lot of people read them simply because it is it is free right you may as if you haven't got a paper

00:27:44.640 or your phone you haven't got a phone or your phone doesn't work or something or other or you can't get

00:27:48.080 reception inside the tunnels um you may as well pick up a metro and just have a quick flick through it

00:27:52.960 but it's insanely woke it's really really bad it's like it's like it's like the guardian but kind of

00:27:59.760 worse it's one of the worst it's really one of the absolute worst ones in terms of sort of the message

00:28:07.440 you know in terms of um in terms of sort of anti-white anti-british anti-western pro-globalization

00:28:15.600 all that all the stuff all the things the metro has just got in spades um so they ask who's next

00:28:25.840 right the editor the editorial decision here is obviously not to look at the actual crimes of

00:28:31.520 maduro to ask the question of you know whether he should should answer for his crimes and all his

00:28:39.120 crimes no just trump's the baddie just as simple as that classic classic metro okay uh daily mail

00:28:46.080 the daily mail goes with greenland raid will finish nato trump is warned i don't see it i'm not buying it

00:28:53.600 i'm not buying it again in essence nato is the united states um

00:29:01.040 um like like the the leader of uh denmark claiming that um he'll appeal to nato to help protect him

00:29:11.040 his interests in greenland what you're going to appeal to nato that is largely funded by

00:29:19.440 the us and all that most of their hardware is like us stuff it's like i think of an analogy where

00:29:27.840 a father is is caning a child whipping a child and the child says you better stop that or i'll tell

00:29:34.080 my father on you it doesn't make sense that doesn't make any sense does it that's that's an absurd thing

00:29:40.320 okay starmer risks a rift with us president by backing danish pm yeah so um apparently um

00:29:50.080 sequir starmer has come out and said um what i said earlier didn't i that he backed the the danish pm on

00:29:56.080 that said that you know that's right um it would be beyond the power and wrong or whatever if trump

00:30:01.680 just you know unilaterally took greenland um i mean what can you say you make it he made a political

00:30:11.280 decision there to do that um who knows whether he's right or wrong i mean i mean it's not entirely wrong

00:30:19.200 is it i do think it would be it would certainly be unfair but it'd be a bit it would be a bit egregious

00:30:24.720 just to sort of unilaterally take greenland wouldn't it i think right with the maduro thing

00:30:31.040 i feel like it's just or even righteous because he was a terrible man putting loads and loads of people

00:30:36.400 into misery and penury but greenland they're not they're not hurting anyone are they they're not

00:30:44.000 they're not hurting anyone it would just be a case of straight up theft if if trump did that in my

00:30:51.920 opinion in my opinion um but sam has sort of he's got some internal worries hasn't he because a lot of

00:30:58.800 people in his own party um have said uh have tried to condemn him throwing throwing shade at him for um

00:31:06.960 for for not being strong enough in his words about the venezuela thing and the maduro thing

00:31:13.680 they would like to have seen him come out and really sort of slung some mud at the donald for that one

00:31:19.280 which he didn't so maybe he's thinking oh well this one the greenland thing i can i can be a bit stronger

00:31:25.120 in my wording okay already half eight bloody hell where did the time go um let's move on a bit more

00:31:30.640 quickly then so the mirror tyrant captured by a lunatic

00:31:40.480 okay okay one president in trump in cuffs but fears trump's set to launch new missions

00:31:48.960 well yeah as i say is you know i think i feel like and this is just my gut feeling here from

00:31:55.200 everything i've read over the last few days and just general sort of knowledge um i feel like if

00:32:04.640 there's anyone on trump's list that's that's properly next is columbia if i was the columbian leader

00:32:14.720 well trump told him to watch his ass didn't he that was literally the quote watch your ass

00:32:18.960 um and someone said would you would you sort of do a maduro style raid on colombia and trump said

00:32:25.280 sounds good to me

00:32:28.960 if i was the colombian fella i'd be a little bit worried i would be a little bit worried to be

00:32:33.600 perfectly honest um okay uh the independent go is with cuffed but defiant maduro faces uf us rough justice

00:32:43.600 uh yeah i mean it's not quite the frontiers justice that obata um osama bin laden got or a couple of

00:32:52.960 other people some of the isis leaders and things where the special forces team isn't there to apprehend

00:32:59.440 you they're there they're there to riddle your torso and head with bullets so it is sort of rough

00:33:06.320 justice isn't it but it's not the full-blown just end you on the spot sort of thing but there you go

00:33:13.280 the sun all right so the sun goes with the man united thing i mentioned the man united thing

00:33:17.280 back in the day when i was when i was a kid or teenager i was massively into football or when i

00:33:22.960 was when i was a teenager and in my early 20s football was a massive part i'm an englishman you

00:33:27.360 see massive part of my life loved playing football loved watching football loved talking about football

00:33:34.000 loved reading about old like old football stats the whole thing just loved football and in those

00:33:39.120 days in like the 1990s man united was so good they dominated they were so they were so so good

00:33:44.880 like they did the triple they won europe remember oligana solskjaer super sub coming on

00:33:50.400 they'd win they won the premier league loads of times just win the fa cup just easily year after year

00:33:55.360 almost um they were so good but in the last like quite a few years now to be fair or since alex

00:34:01.200 fergus they're just they're just not any good anymore it's weird it's almost like difficult to

00:34:08.880 be as crap as they are in a way like like man city is way better than them liverpool is way better like

00:34:17.520 yeah man united is somehow kind of crap these days um anyway their latest manager

00:34:23.440 uh they've just they've just fired him because this season so far they're doing crap again

00:34:32.320 pardon me and um so yeah that's the story the sun has decided that's the that's front page story today

00:34:38.560 i do beg your pardon for my the frog in my throat i'm a tiny bit ill um trying to slog through it okay

00:34:51.040 so that's um the star okay the star goes with man united as well the star say classic the star they're

00:34:58.400 saying it's only 2000 to one that trump will be the next man united manager

00:35:06.880 i mean 2020 is still an insane long shot but to put it in some perspective there and leicester leicester

00:35:12.480 city won the premiership a few years back was it three or four years ago i can't remember uh and at

00:35:17.440 the beginning of that season they were 5 000 to one to win the premiership and did so in other words

00:35:24.080 crazy crazy long shots do happen but um but come on trump being the manager of man united like now

00:35:31.040 as well like in the next few days becomes the manager that's classic front page from the daily

00:35:37.120 star isn't it there you go the eye paper what are they saying over 70s face uh driving

00:35:42.000 ban for failing new eyesight tests yeah so they decided that was the important that was important

00:35:46.640 uh the daily express new warning over hidden danger of salt in diet so yeah as i said

00:35:53.840 earlier didn't i sometimes one or two of the papers will just go with something completely

00:35:57.600 different um so the express decided that the maduro thing appearing in court in new york and

00:36:05.840 entering a not guilty plea that's not uh that's not sort of front page news uh but the idea that

00:36:14.240 we're eating too much salt is it's probably fair actually most people's diets are pretty crap

00:36:22.480 i mean mine's not amazing it's all right right i'm not

00:36:28.800 not morbidly obese yet but um people probably do eat too much salt don't they probably eat too much

00:36:36.480 sugar most people eat way too much sugar uh so anyway i'm not a dietitian all right let's see let's

00:36:44.800 have a quick run through some of the the websites then see uh what else we've got going on in the world

00:36:50.400 all right so the bbc um venezuelan opposition leader micado praises us action against maduro oh

00:36:59.600 well of course she does it's in her interest too isn't it so yeah i'm interested to actually see

00:37:06.080 and it's only really starting to trickle out now how the average person sort of the average person the

00:37:12.880 general feeling amongst the average population of venezuela feel about it uh because the powers that

00:37:20.800 be will always like the us i mean will always want to paint it as though it's a completely loved

00:37:28.080 liberation it's like the allies entering holland in 1944 everyone just loves them and it's just it's just

00:37:34.080 women with flowers and kisses and nothing else right how they wanted to try and paint the 2003 iraq

00:37:41.440 invasion you know there's famous images aren't there people pulling down saddam statues so it's

00:37:47.040 like oh everyone loves this we've done the right thing but it turns out not everyone at all feels that

00:37:54.160 way so i'm interested to see what the average venezuelan thinks i'm not just interested in what some

00:38:01.040 lefty news organ they pick one vox pop off the street saying this is terrible we hate donald trump

00:38:07.920 for doing this i'm not interested in that i'm interested in what what will become clear over

00:38:13.120 the coming weeks the real feeling amongst venezuelans um but we'll see okay what have they got i'm a

00:38:20.880 prisoner of war says maduro yeah right chris mason starmer's strategy of avoiding criticizing trump over

00:38:26.560 a maduro yeah look into that that strategy i mean it's probably not in starmer's best interest

00:38:33.360 politically speaking to rock the boat too much is it let's be honest like hegseth rubio and trump are

00:38:42.160 going to do what they're going to do so how does it help britain or starmer himself his sort of personal

00:38:50.240 relationship with the donald if he just came out really bellicose slinging loads of insults at trump

00:38:57.360 and all that sort of thing it wouldn't so again it's not in his political interest to do that

00:39:02.320 manchester arena families say mi5 must be fully included in new law on cover-ups

00:39:08.720 yeah manchester arena obviously talking about the the islamist uh was it salman abadi

00:39:13.600 blew up a load of young people and ariana grande concert a few years back um yeah i think i'm pretty

00:39:23.040 sure he was known to mi5 electric car discounts are unsustainable wounds industry group uh i don't

00:39:33.360 really care okay let's see itv news what are they going with inside italy's toxic town where children

00:39:42.160 grow up fearing cancer toronto is more than a thousand miles away from corby northamptonshire

00:39:49.600 where families living near steelworks have suffered similar struggles all right i mean that's

00:39:58.160 toronto is that right in that right in the south of italy right in the the heel of italy is that

00:40:03.040 right someone in the comments can let me know i think it's there um yeah there's certain places

00:40:07.520 there are certain towns aren't there where the industry the nearby industry sort of pollutes the

00:40:12.880 town one way or another yeah terrible i'm not sure if it's really top of the news but but there you go

00:40:22.080 itv news have decided they're going with that uh more maduro things what else we got besides trump and

00:40:27.760 maduro um yeah who are the victims of the swiss bar fire apparently they've all been

00:40:34.400 they've all been sort of identified now um oh yeah claire's this is in the news a bit today in britain

00:40:40.560 claire's accessories uh and the original factory shop are collapsing through administration

00:40:48.640 um i mean i buy lots of hair accessories myself so it's a real blow to me personally i've always got to

00:40:58.160 buy new scrunchies and hair clips myself don't know about you no nothing tough crowd okay uh

00:41:06.240 claire's has collapsed anyone in britain has seen there's always clear a claire's on the high street

00:41:12.000 so yeah they've they've collapsed all right let's see what we've got channel 4 news super super woke

00:41:18.720 yeah oh yeah i looked at the scroll down this and it's just end story after story after story of

00:41:23.040 of how terrible and wrong trump is for having done this there you go that's the editorial decision

00:41:30.320 they decided to make they've even trotted out uh john bolton there john bolton who's currently

00:41:36.160 standing trial i believe well he is um for disclosing state secrets which he shouldn't have done

00:41:47.760 we'll see that if and when or when that comes up in the news i'll be covering that for sure

00:41:52.480 i despise john bolton and i really hope he uh i really hope he spends a lot of well perhaps the

00:41:57.600 rest of his life in prison but we'll see they've trotted him out he says trump is making a mess of

00:42:02.480 venezuela operation of course of course john bolton will say that john bolton hates trump with every

00:42:08.240 fiber in his body now i mean john bolton was in the first trump administration um but they fell out

00:42:16.320 quite acrimoniously and for years now they've been like bitter bitter enemies slinging as many insults

00:42:23.600 at each other as they can so of course john bolton pipes up at this moment in time to say trump's doing

00:42:28.880 the wrong thing all right what we've got sky news let's go to sky news uh trump quote very serious

00:42:37.760 quote about taking greenland as gunfire heard in venezuelan capital yeah in the next few days of

00:42:44.080 the next week or so we'll see if there are will be sort of factional fighting actual fighting on the

00:42:50.800 streets of caracas or in venezuela over who gets to be in power and how you know amongst actual

00:42:56.960 venezuelans we'll see how the the us responds i mean response responds to that okay oh yes some

00:43:06.000 guy confronted or shouted i mentioned in there someone heckled maduro from in in court in new

00:43:12.160 york and sky news have met the man who did that so there you go um yeah government eye testing for

00:43:18.800 the over 70s again a chagos deal suffers humiliating defeats in the lords which is nice because i think the

00:43:26.160 the uh the chagos island deal is is not in our british national interest even the chagos islanders

00:43:32.960 themselves didn't want it they were they were protesting outside the foreign office or whatever

00:43:39.440 saying don't do this this is mad it's not in anyone's interest well it's in china's interest

00:43:44.000 that's who's interested in um so it's been defeated in the lords but that doesn't really mean anything

00:43:49.600 i'm afraid oh i mean ultimately it doesn't ultimately it doesn't mean anything because

00:43:53.840 the lords can defeat a commons bill like a few times two or three times or something and then

00:44:00.640 the commons have got the the right the legal right to just force it through and make it law anyway

00:44:07.680 so all the lords can really do is sort of wag their finger a bit and sort of tucked

00:44:16.320 and shake their head a bit and that's that ultimately i mean ultimately it's much more

00:44:19.520 complicated than that but um the lords actually can't properly veto comment the commons so so it's

00:44:28.320 still going to go through despite the lords not backing it but there you go um three major pension

00:44:34.560 reforms happening in 2026 what you need to know okay won't go into that into detail um

00:44:42.880 all right let's see what have we got what other ones have we got is it the mail online okay yeah

00:44:48.720 in britain temperatures well bloody helps quarter two let's crack on temperatures in the uk i've

00:44:53.840 plummeted even further i mentioned that yesterday it is getting worse the snowstorms and blizzards are

00:44:58.640 moving south be warned it could be snowy and blizzards and there's probably even more people

00:45:05.120 today are watching this who should be in work or the kids should be in school but they're not because

00:45:11.840 it's actually a bit treacherous outside or schools like actually just close don't they often especially

00:45:19.040 primary schools um don't necessarily blame them either don't get me wrong uh the express runs with uh

00:45:26.320 a prince harry story uh anyone doesn't know there's a big uh rift between harry and well both the king

00:45:33.680 and the prince of wales um see if that will ever get fixed story here about shamina beegum

00:45:40.960 kia starmer must grow a backbone fast and tell europe to get lost over shamina beegum so

00:45:46.160 a reasonably uh based take from the express there saying because the shamina beegum has launched another

00:45:52.560 uh appeal to come back to britain i think she's done i think legally she's done that our supreme

00:45:58.640 our home secretary and the supreme court decided to strip her of her citizenship uh that was appealed

00:46:04.880 all the way up to the supreme court and they found that the government was uh allowed to do that

00:46:11.040 and so she's had her appeal it's over i think i'm pretty sure that's it we don't have to we don't have

00:46:18.320 to take her back regardless of what any european court says i think i think that's the case now

00:46:22.640 then nonetheless she's launched another uh appeal and at least the express here is saying yeah there's

00:46:30.880 no way we should be let back you know despite what someone like peter hitchens weirdly would would say

00:46:38.640 that we should let her back weirdo okay the sun the sun go with uh man united

00:46:47.120 and apparently there was a crossover between coronation street and emmerdale

00:46:51.920 i never watched either of those i've never ever watched a full episode from beginning to end

00:46:55.840 of either coronation street or emmerdale in my life so i couldn't care less about this but

00:47:02.720 apparently there was a crossover episode yesterday um and loads of people watched that so there you go

00:47:08.240 i just i'm not a soap opera fan i don't really watch any tv certainly not soap operas but there you go

00:47:13.120 um okay shots fired cold weather all right let's move on let's move on so let's go to america real

00:47:22.960 quick the new york times trump's foray into venezuela could embolden russia and china's own aggression

00:47:28.560 well yeah yes fair point isn't it uh it's not often the way it actually works to be perfectly honest it

00:47:34.080 seems in recent decades anyway that one of the big countries makes a big move and the other one goes oh

00:47:38.880 you can just do stuff oh i will then it's not usually really how it works you know like russia

00:47:43.680 goes into uh grozny or something and china thinks oh we'll just we'll just fully annex tibet now or

00:47:49.440 something you know it's not really how it works or america goes into iraq and afghanistan and suddenly

00:47:55.040 russia and china or or france or someone germany or the uk suddenly go oh they're they can do that

00:48:00.400 we're going to do we're going to go and do something some foreign adventure too it's not usually how it

00:48:04.880 works but still nonetheless it's not an insane point is it it's not really wrong to say that

00:48:10.960 that it might embolden russia and china in various ways um yeah okay that's what the new york times

00:48:17.680 led with uh what about the is this the washington yeah this is the washington post goes with maduro

00:48:22.880 making first court appearance says u.s kidnapped him yeah okay as you can imagine the united states go

00:48:30.160 uh all over it uh in their news the u.s overhauls childhood vaccine schedule

00:48:37.120 recommending fewer shots yeah i haven't heard much from rfk recently

00:48:43.280 have you because he was supposed to be like the massive um anti-vaccine dude that was like his whole

00:48:48.640 thing wasn't it i think that's the reason why trump had him in government is to be like the massive

00:48:54.000 sort of uh anti-pharmaceutical type person uh but still it is still obviously going on it's still a

00:49:00.640 battle um what else have they got emails outline potential cuts affecting thousands of femur disaster

00:49:09.280 responders oh yeah the u.s u.s um femur organization looks like there'll be lots of cuts to that but um

00:49:17.760 maybe for the best some people think fema is very really quite a sinister organization

00:49:21.680 haven't really got time to go into that today all right what's this the la times i have noticed

00:49:29.360 that the la times um is quite bad for slop it seems to me

00:49:37.440 anyone out there uh wanna wanna go toe to toe with me on that one it seems like a pretty poor news

00:49:45.440 organ if i'm honest you know on the level of like um the mirror or the star um you know it seems eminent

00:49:57.440 it looks pretty swish but it's actually like not much better than um

00:50:06.960 it's bad okay suddenly california is about to get a break from the rain how long will it last

00:50:11.120 yeah they often talk about just uh um the weather or american football

00:50:18.960 that sort of thing all right not particularly serious all right we're going we're going west

00:50:23.520 so japan the kyoto news um yeah there's a little well not little but there was a an earthquake in japan

00:50:31.840 uh but there'll be no tsunami it's not like a big big tsunami type event

00:50:36.080 uh but there will be there's been a an earthquake in japan i don't think a great deal of number of

00:50:42.240 people have died of anything um you know there's certain places britain is blessed by not having

00:50:46.720 well we do have tiny tiny tiny little earthquakes that barely register and no one really feels anything

00:50:51.600 but there's certain places in the world that are just earthquake zones aren't there

00:50:55.680 i mean we're waiting for a big one in uh in california actually aren't they aren't we

00:50:59.840 well overdue a giant earthquake in like san francisco or southern california around there but uh japan

00:51:06.240 obviously or famously well the whole the whole pacific rim is sort of earthquake territory isn't it

00:51:13.040 one way or another broadly broadly speaking let's talk about baseball a bit there in japan okay uh the

00:51:20.640 jinhua news outlet in china god knows how that's pronounced jinhua i think x is pronounced

00:51:29.680 like a a zed or it's more like a z sound is that racist am i being racist to even do attempt a

00:51:39.200 chinese accent either way i'm pronouncing terrible now i'm pronouncing wrong whatever whatever i say

00:51:46.880 okay now they this news outlet is interesting they they basically do just really really big up china

00:51:53.760 the whole time almost like across the board how great their economy is like nearly all the stories

00:52:01.040 are like china's economy is brilliant china just did this brilliant thing

00:52:06.080 it's like much more overt of a sort of a state a state propaganda organ much more sort of obviously so

00:52:16.400 okay uh russia t-a-s-s the russians what the russians talking about today uh us is not at war with

00:52:23.920 venezuela trump says all right about 200 u.s servicemen were in caracas in capture in capture of maduro

00:52:32.480 says hickseth ergodan discusses venezuela gaza and bilateral relations with trump

00:52:38.880 russia bans entry of 28 canadian supporters of neo-nazism mfa announces i'm not exactly sure what

00:52:46.560 the mfa is but obviously it's a russian russian um state organization of some type i think um

00:52:54.800 pardon me um switzerland freezes assets of venezuela's maduro and his inner circle

00:53:00.240 that's interesting didn't see any of that in british or u.s news when i was looking earlier this morning

00:53:05.280 but russia tells us that um they've got all got swiss bank accounts i imagine okay i guess that's what

00:53:11.280 that is so the swiss have got the nod from again the powers that be you can just you can just seize

00:53:17.840 those assets cheeky bastards oh god stop swearing sorry anyone listening to this with kids in the room

00:53:27.840 i do apologize don't stop it uh europe to face collapse if it stops rearming says the polish

00:53:34.960 prime minister i mean in what sense face collapse i mean what do you mean what are you talking about

00:53:41.520 there nonsense okay putin welcomes return a flag and anthem to russian uh para-olympians okay okay

00:53:48.480 let's move on uh what have we got next oh build it's on the independence website but it's actually

00:53:54.720 stories from build uh the that's the german the main german outlet what what are the germans talking

00:54:00.960 about they're saying uh german jet scrambled to intercept russian spire plane report says so

00:54:07.200 every now and again in britain we get a story that the russians have sent a spy plane near scotland or

00:54:13.200 into the north sea or they've sent a spire ship into sort of the north sea somewhere and there's like

00:54:19.120 a very very minor ferroir about it well it's not just the uk that the russians bugger with they also do

00:54:25.920 it well it's all their neighbors really but this is this is in the german news that the the russian

00:54:30.960 center um a spy plane a bit too close to germany for germany's liking so there you go what's this

00:54:40.400 baby elephant what is this wildlife charity faces damages claim uh damages claim over elephant project

00:54:46.960 in africa linked to 12 deaths well that sounds sad i love elephants who doesn't like elephants

00:54:56.880 it's like not liking dogs it's like not liking puppies or something isn't it oh that's sad well

00:55:04.160 netanyahu is testifying in his corruption trial and his and he's been dogged by scandal for years yeah

00:55:09.200 that's another thing i've said it before a number of times uh bears repeating netanyahu is um

00:55:14.720 embroiled and has been for ages embroiled in loads and loads of really quite different scandals

00:55:21.120 um and some say that a lot of his wars and aggression are all to sort of take attention

00:55:28.000 away from that or even to make sure he can't be prosecuted because it's a time of war

00:55:32.240 and stuff like that it's all very very murky and shady uh we should do a decent in-depth segment on it

00:55:39.200 on the main lotuses podcast at some point or even when it's like the main thing in the news one day

00:55:43.600 i'll i'll talk about it in depth on that day okay because we're getting very very close to the top of

00:55:49.040 the hour okay there's one story here i thought was was interesting china has deported a volkswagen

00:55:55.760 executive for allegedly using drugs while in thailand

00:56:01.680 okay not really a big story but salacious and kind of interesting nonetheless all right let's finish up

00:56:07.440 with the frogs the french le monde uh and what le monde saying they say uh uh with the venezuela

00:56:16.800 operation marco rubio is at the heart of the reshaping of the western hemisphere

00:56:23.680 i mean yeah so it's trump rubio at the state department and hegseth at the pentagon

00:56:29.680 right if there's if there is a true true inner inner sanctum of power it's those three guys

00:56:37.840 right obviously trump is the top man the decider that's often what the president has been called

00:56:43.520 the decider people come to him his men all the president's men will come to him with various

00:56:48.720 options of what to do and he's the decider george bush jr like to think of himself as the decider

00:56:55.120 uh but nonetheless so that so in other words the buck stops with the president he's got the final

00:57:00.960 yes or no the final green light on things beyond that the most powerful man is really it's really

00:57:06.080 hegseth and rubio isn't it they're the next top top most powerful men and i suppose it is fair to say

00:57:11.040 they're reshaping the western hemisphere by that i suppose they mean the west i.e north and south america

00:57:18.000 basically um yeah it's like the don like i said before the don row doctrine a poor a poor pun on

00:57:27.680 the monroe doctrine but yeah the united states wants to and kind of does doesn't it if it really really

00:57:33.600 wants to dominate the the uh the future of all the countries in central south america if they really

00:57:42.240 insist they're going to do that and they want to do that they can so yeah that's kind of true isn't it

00:57:47.840 um what else are the french talking about here uh more venezuela stories uh anything else of note

00:57:56.880 no okay all right i think we'll uh bring the show to an end there it's just uh on one of my clocks

00:58:02.320 anyway it's just turned 9am so um let us know in the comments all your thoughts and things oh i do

00:58:08.720 apologize i was told yesterday that i have to read out um or should really read out super chats

00:58:15.040 um i don't know if we've got time to or should i really really quickly try and run through

00:58:20.400 some um on rumble rents says uh kalergi says china number one spelt in a funny chinese accent

00:58:29.120 way clarky also says to think in 30 years or so um i'll be telling my grandkids i was there on the

00:58:35.600 front lines watching both second morning of the break of the breakfast show having watched the

00:58:40.160 first morning uh the day before wild yeah be part of the the glorious band the chosen few

00:58:47.600 you are the breakfast club bo's breakfast club that's got a ring to it i just came up with that

00:58:52.880 just then how about that bo's breakfast club that's you that's you guys making this happen

00:58:58.240 all right um on youtube what have we got uh little tesla 9733 says kia starmer is a is a is a is a wanker

00:59:08.240 that's a mild swear word isn't it still try and keep it clean people it's breakfast there could be could

00:59:15.280 be kids listening uh someone else's name uh i probably shouldn't read the answer so i've got

00:59:23.680 a swear word in it but they say uh you are looking dapper like the tire oh cheers cheers yeah it's a

00:59:28.960 nice tire actually the camera looks like you're showing it up lighter red than it really is in

00:59:33.440 real life it's actually quite a dark burgundy red but yeah cheers thanks i appreciate that um okay

00:59:41.120 moon in uk says good morning bo and beauty good morning beautiful people

00:59:51.280 they're here all week people um here's some dollars oh was it uh kyle vernon said here's some dollars

00:59:57.280 you'll be needing these soon okay thanks cheers appreciate that uh dylan lindsey 6794 says bo for you

01:00:06.240 the day that bo graced your screens with breakfast with bo was the most important day of your lives but

01:00:10.960 for me it was monday okay okay uh last one uh nosy bastard again these can't avoid swear words this

01:00:21.360 morning harry which can't avoid them say i've said it now nosy bastard says um oh it's just put an act

01:00:30.000 so okay all right so i read out the super chats i've got to make sure to leave time

01:00:33.760 going forward uh five minutes at the end to read out rumble rants and youtube super chats all right so

01:00:38.400 that's the day um enjoy the rest of your day it's the first day of the rest of your life try and make

01:00:42.640 it count right you've got a finite number of them i don't want to be too too depressing but you haven't

01:00:48.960 got endless time on this earth so try and make it count all right with that i shall see you tomorrow

01:00:55.600 morning

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - January 06, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Tuesday 6th January 2026

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