The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - January 14, 2026


Breakfast With Beau | Wednesday 14th January 2026


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour

Words per Minute

155.6473

Word Count

9,426

Sentence Count

16

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

17


Summary

In this episode of the BBC's Breakfast Club, the team discuss the latest in the news, including the latest on the Iranian crisis, the assassination of the Guardian, the Iran crisis, and the rail deal. All this and much more on this fine frosty morning in the UK.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 you all right how are you on this fine frosty morning in britain they said it was warmer
00:00:09.540 now it's warmer today didn't feel warmer felt like the coldest morning so far
00:00:13.960 nice lovely big slurp of tea there you are watching the beau show breakfast with beau
00:00:23.220 the bbc beau's breakfast club you are part of the glorious band the chosen few for tuning in live
00:00:29.260 thank you can't thank you enough in all honesty you guys make this happen okay let's jump straight
00:00:37.520 in today's a good day isn't it with the climb down on the id cards if anyone hasn't seen this
00:00:41.720 you heard about this you've seen this let's get into it first of all then uh the front pages of
00:00:47.100 the newspapers uh the bbc says that the biggest stories are trump tells iran quote help is on its
00:00:53.100 way and the rail deal again i think the biggest story today is the id cards but we'll get into it
00:01:00.460 we start with the guardian oh really
00:01:04.760 really the guardian is still a thing is it okay the guardian remembering alan rickman
00:01:14.840 remembering robin hood prince of thieves harry have you ever seen robin hood prince of thieves
00:01:20.480 with kevin cosner i haven't
00:01:22.820 he was good in that as the evil sheriff of nottingham threatening to cut people's hearts
00:01:31.140 out with a spoon iconic stuff right back to the news donald trump says help is on its way
00:01:37.680 those are trump's words trump calls on iran's protesters to remain defiant president uh it's very
00:01:46.900 small for me president uh president's vow hints at u.s military action amid reports of 2 000 killed
00:01:52.900 yeah i saw some news coming out last night saying
00:01:55.620 um that even the regime itself are admitting to something in the order of 2 000 deaths
00:02:03.800 other people were saying you know the higher end of the estimate is like 12 000 but the regime itself
00:02:10.860 say it's 2 000 so you can only sort of assume it's it is somewhere between 2 and 12 000 either way
00:02:18.840 that's a lot isn't it i mean if it was a couple of dozen that's uh that's a lot isn't it if there
00:02:24.440 was a couple of dozen people killed by like police in london that would be mad we'd never ever ever
00:02:30.420 stop talking about it it would go down in history uh so like if it's in the thousands if it is indeed
00:02:37.300 in the thousands then uh that's bad i mean imagine a street a normal street 100 yards long with like
00:02:44.340 20 bodies in it that would be an atrocious thing so 2 000 right so it's ongoing still in iran there's
00:02:53.880 loads of loads and loads of stories in the news all about iran still again today from all different
00:02:58.960 angles um you know for example the foreign office yvette cooper mrs balls uh summoned the iranian
00:03:07.820 ambassador to sort of tick him off
00:03:09.940 sort of frown in his general direction wag her finger at him
00:03:14.980 and um iran's being cut off economically in various ways further than it already is
00:03:21.000 and uh and yeah whether there will be military action sort of imminently
00:03:25.520 one way or another against iran um coming from the us uh i saw one news it was only one in fact i
00:03:33.880 haven't seen it across the board suggests it might not be accurate but i did see one report saying that
00:03:39.700 america are closing or trying to close iranian airspace that really is a prelude to some sort of action
00:03:46.420 nearly always um so if that i only saw that on one report so you know at this stage take that with a
00:03:54.260 pinch of salt but if that starts coming out if that starts being the news then yeah there will will
00:04:00.940 almost certainly be something going on the united states want air superiority complete complete air
00:04:06.760 dominance if they're going to start doing doing stuff certainly with manned fast jets and all that
00:04:14.480 sort of thing okay what else we got northern powerhouse rail gets 45 billion pound backing
00:04:20.720 so that's a big story that is one of the big stories today in the british uh press um that the government
00:04:26.300 it's a queer starlin has said that uh they're going to give they're going to give uh loads of money
00:04:34.520 to build much more rail infrastructure particularly in the north of england because that hs2 project
00:04:40.280 uh they scrapped like a northern bit of it the northern stretch of it i believe um and so to
00:04:47.980 make up for that and other things and just sort of fairly poor rail networks in the midlands and north
00:04:53.300 of england they're going to finally pump 45 billion pounds into that you know make a some of the details
00:04:59.460 make a better rail connection between manchester and liverpool uh make a better connection between
00:05:06.000 like um birmingham and sheffield or whatever all that sort of thing okay i mean it's fairly sorely
00:05:13.280 needed i traveled on the trains through the midlands and the north not too long ago and it was pretty
00:05:18.660 poor it was a pretty poor service it was really it was quite bad to be honest i mean people moan
00:05:25.600 about the trains in britain but then when you go to a third world country you realize oh actually it's
00:05:30.960 not that bad it's not perfect might not be as perfect as the french railways or something but it's
00:05:35.480 actually in the scheme of things still pretty damn good well even in the scheme of things my
00:05:41.300 experience going on trains to the north was really really bad okay so they're going to put more money
00:05:48.360 into that doubts cast on extent of microplastics in humans well that's good that that's nice to hear
00:05:54.420 if that's true there's been reports before if you've seen them at various points that every human has
00:06:00.900 got loads and loads of microplastics in them
00:06:03.080 well if if that's not quite as true as it first seemed or not you know that that's a welcome bit
00:06:12.480 of news let's hope we're not all just filled with microplastics
00:06:17.620 the tory graph the daily telegraph trump help is on the way help is on the way
00:06:26.780 you've got to take him at his word really haven't you at this stage at this stage of his second
00:06:32.100 presidency presidents are much more uh willing to make bigger moves in their second term
00:06:39.340 because they know at least they personally never have to seek re-election so they don't have to worry
00:06:46.140 about pissing off a huge amount of the electorate because they're never going to have to go to the
00:06:52.660 ballot box again so trump is sort of off off the hook off the chain uh if he says help is on the
00:06:59.440 way you've got to sort of take him at his word i mean we'll see whether it'll be today or in coming
00:07:05.420 days regimes killers and abusers will pay a big price u.s president warns strikes on nuclear sites
00:07:14.840 military bases and the ayatollah are on the table yeah i saw trump say saw trump trump say whether it was
00:07:22.120 truth social or something um to the people of iran said remember the names of the individual people
00:07:29.360 that are like doing the the killings and are like being repressive remember their individual names
00:07:37.000 because at some point we'll we'll like get revenge on them for you or something like that or that was
00:07:42.100 the implication you know it's like um i mean it's tough words it's tough talk relatively isn't it i mean
00:07:48.820 it's it's it's rabia uh saber rattling rabia rabia settling it's saber rattling as about as hard as it
00:07:56.820 gets isn't it um white house deeply concerned about secret china embassy plan good great yeah
00:08:03.760 it's so weird it's not weird i suppose but it's it's odd to notice that the u.s government the state
00:08:10.360 department and and the white house and things care more about our interests and the interests of
00:08:16.240 british natives than our own government like many times over more and more times it was in the news
00:08:23.560 the other day that the state department came out and poured scorn on starmer for refusing to ban
00:08:29.640 first cousin marriage right so the state department cares literally cares more about us than our
00:08:35.060 government man yeah the white house the white house is much more concerned about chinese espionage
00:08:42.900 and signals intelligence espionage going on in london than our government what a mad thing that is
00:08:49.920 some smaller headlines there in the telegraph says uh maccabee rail police police chief uh could cling
00:09:01.680 on okay lawrence of arabia portraits gets warning i've done a big bit of content with luca johnson all
00:09:10.240 about lawrence of arabia and i've read seven pillars of wisdom and listened to the audio book
00:09:13.520 of seven pillars of wisdom t.e lawrence lawrence of arabia's memoir many many many times and watch
00:09:19.100 the film the david lean film loads and loads of times i love the story of lawrence arabia it's a great
00:09:23.360 story uh but there's portraits of him wearing the agal and the arabian robes there's portraits of him
00:09:31.840 in like the national gallery national portrait gallery they're now saying that's uh it's
00:09:36.080 inappropriate that little story there says it might be inappropriate for these days
00:09:41.080 god when we get rid of this whole paradigm of things being offensive more and more and more
00:09:49.620 and more and more things are being offensive must be just banned i can't wait for sort of the end of
00:09:54.700 that if it ever comes i mean i hope it does madness why would we why would anyway
00:10:00.560 mansion tax could affect 1.5 million pound homes
00:10:06.400 i mean a couple things i'll say about that one very few people have got a 1.1 million
00:10:14.760 pound home those that have you would think would be able to afford a little more tax not that that's
00:10:22.800 not that that's the point that's really not the point um but that will actually affect relatively few
00:10:29.360 people plus you could live in a big home that you might have inherited or you've put all your wealth
00:10:35.520 into the mortgage of it and although you live in a 1.5 million pound home you actually haven't got much
00:10:41.920 or any real like liquid wealth and any little extra tax like that tips you over the edge of into
00:10:49.920 bankruptcy but uh that's social that's leftist economic thought for you just keep taxing people
00:10:56.960 just keep taxing them how dare you stop paying money more increasingly amounts of money to the state
00:11:06.160 um crisis hit water boss says bills have to rise does he oh does he again anyone who's not in britain
00:11:12.960 will and anyone who's in britain will know that the cost of water is quite a lot like your water rates
00:11:19.520 your water bill that comes through in most of england even in the south west it's thames water
00:11:28.000 and um it just costs quite a lot of money it's not it's not cheap anymore
00:11:33.440 well it used to be when i first sort of went out on my own lived moved away from home and started
00:11:36.960 paying all my own bills and all that sort of thing your water rates was a relatively small amount um
00:11:43.520 you know sort of even on a small wage it wasn't difficult to cover it but that's not the case
00:11:49.760 anymore and you're saying it's got to rise even more and thames water is as a company in stupid
00:11:56.480 amounts of debt completely mismanaged their own affairs like to a catastrophic degree oh but now rates
00:12:04.160 have to rise even more do they brilliant okay bft financial times help is on its way trump's trump
00:12:12.960 tells iranians white house sends strongest signal yet uh of possible military action protesters encouraged
00:12:20.080 to take over institutions and save names of killers to find tehran ready to face attack and says dialogue
00:12:27.360 with us still open there you go so iran again i mean overnight in the evening in the afternoon and
00:12:37.440 evening of yesterday yesterday the 13th of january again the news cycle became basically saturated with
00:12:44.000 iran stories earlier in the morning if you watch yesterday if you watch the bow show yesterday
00:12:49.280 uh then the the actual headlines were uh iran was kind of sparse in there uh but once again today
00:12:56.960 it's all over the news we'll see i'm sort of expecting i may well be wrong i mean there's a i mean
00:13:03.680 there's a good chance of what i'm about to say is wrong like 50 plus is but i'm kind of expecting
00:13:07.840 something to happen today maybe tomorrow or in terms of military action
00:13:12.800 because when trump says he'll do something when the rhetoric is dialed up this far it's usually
00:13:21.360 sort of in the mail it's sort of it's it's like imminent thought really maybe not maybe not again
00:13:27.760 i give myself 50 50 on on that prediction all right what have we got the times all right the time says
00:13:35.120 treasury new business rates would double for thousands of pubs well yeah it's their job isn't it
00:13:40.480 they're the one that are doubling rates so of course they knew
00:13:47.760 new starma u-turn over compulsory id digital ids here we go all right so this is a story for a lot of uh
00:13:54.560 for most people in britain that is the real real interest which affects their lives or would have
00:14:01.920 affect their lives um that it came out it was leaking leaking like a sieve last night
00:14:10.480 uh uh mid-evening sort of time out of number 10 that uh sir queer's government was going to do a u-turn
00:14:20.400 on the compulsory id cards now a couple of things one it's great right brilliant hallelujah
00:14:28.880 but two let's not get carried away just yet for a couple of reasons one it's not that they're
00:14:34.160 scrapping the idea in total it's just the compulsory element of it so they still want to do digital id
00:14:42.160 cards uh but they'll put the onus on the employer to make sure all their employees are sort of digitally
00:14:52.080 registered it's not up to the individual person to have a personal digital id card and if you don't
00:14:58.480 get that you won't be allowed to work so they'll still be digital ids but it's not exactly it won't
00:15:06.080 be compulsory yet well and that's the other thing that's the other thing to sort of bear in mind be
00:15:11.280 a little bit cautious of is that you know you just know they haven't dropped the design right they
00:15:18.560 haven't abandoned that that goal that plan if they if and when they can try and bring it back revive it
00:15:26.240 you know they will i mean they've been trying to do this for years haven't they since the blair years
00:15:31.040 over 20 years if and when they think the time's right they'll try again yeah but for now it's sort
00:15:38.080 of a stay of execution in a sense um you know to take the small wins if and when you can um you know
00:15:46.880 i think it is nice right a little bit of a white pill for once probably the first actual white pill on
00:15:52.880 the bow show we're a week and a half in and it's the first one that speaks volumes doesn't it
00:16:00.080 um but yeah the uh the the sub bit of headline there says scheme is government's 13th abandoned
00:16:07.760 policy yeah i talked already on breakfast with bow about starmer's propensity to u-turn
00:16:14.800 yeah yeah 13 u-turns in what a year and a bit that's pretty bad record u-turn record pretty bad
00:16:24.800 you know not just because it's embarrassing as i said the other day not just because your detractors
00:16:28.960 can say uh you don't know what you're doing you know even one u-turn is an embarrassment pretty bad
00:16:34.640 embarrassment to do 13 in a year or so is more the other thing is is that when you have a policy as the
00:16:40.480 government you then expect your mps certainly senior mps members of cabinet or whatever to go
00:16:47.680 out there into the world and make the argument for it go on news channels write articles for
00:16:54.400 legacy mainstream media defending the policy saying it is the you know it's the right thing to do it's
00:17:00.960 the right thing to do and um and we're all rock solid behind the policy and we'll never abandon it
00:17:07.360 and then so when the leader does abandon it everyone's got egg on their face pretty badly
00:17:14.560 starmer can't stop u-turning it looks like well it's weakness isn't it he's a weak man in every
00:17:19.440 possible sense did you ever see him trying to keep up that that that punching bag did you ever see that
00:17:24.240 harry you know okay like there's a clip most a lot of people out there would have seen it where he was
00:17:32.480 visiting a gym like i don't know what he was doing opening a gym or announcing more monies for gym
00:17:36.800 or gyms or something or other they put boxing gloves on him and had him hit a had him hit a bag
00:17:42.160 and it was the most
00:17:46.880 it was the most physically unimpressive thing you've seen you know when someone's completely
00:17:50.080 uncoordinated like you ever see someone try and swing a golf club who's never done it before
00:17:55.120 and it's like really something like that right where it's like the most uncoordinated
00:18:00.000 anyway um the physically weak it's a bit of an ad hominem but anyway but just politically morally
00:18:08.640 weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak the only thing he's able to have any strength any backbone about
00:18:14.720 is something that touches on his position as prime minister then you'll get tough right if he has to
00:18:22.560 remove the whip from some people he's tough enough on that because it affects his direct authority and
00:18:28.240 power and stuff so anyway back to digital id cards um yeah it's good you know i'll take it last night
00:18:36.080 when the news came through like a good day huzzah all right uh what else we got help is on its way again
00:18:47.760 the help is on its way quote from trump um that guy that may well be the first person to be hung by
00:18:54.400 the iranian regime for being a protester they do like to pick out one individual person with these
00:19:01.200 things don't they all right the mail the mail says uh now digital id cards won't be compulsory
00:19:10.000 straight to the point there very point very straight to the point no need for any puns or anything on
00:19:15.280 that one the eye paper join the revolution trump urges iranians labor promises new rail links for the
00:19:23.280 north but not until 2030s so after labor are out of power they will lose the next general election you
00:19:32.480 know almost certainly right saw something over overnight about um starmer's
00:19:37.840 the polling his personal sort of approval rating and i don't know if it's a joke or not but they
00:19:46.720 said his approval rating was lower than hitler's approval rating in april 1945 could that possibly be
00:19:54.880 true but it's super low i mean he is he is it has been shown for for real definitely for real for a
00:20:01.840 matter of record that um his his popularity is the lowest of any prime minister ever
00:20:09.600 like going back to walpole going back a couple of centuries plus
00:20:14.480 nobody likes him or what he's doing right they both dislike his policies and his government and what
00:20:21.280 they do and say and him personally but he is he is um obnoxious isn't he he's he's he's unlikable
00:20:32.880 on it in every way because you get some people in politics that are sort of like got a they're a
00:20:37.760 charisma vacuum like gordon brown right rishi sunak was pretty slimy wasn't he he was a bit of a
00:20:44.880 a hall monitor type person but even gordon brown and rishi sunak you know they had something about
00:20:52.000 them something small small thing about them where you could see okay i don't despise this person to
00:20:58.160 their very very core in some context they might be all right to be around right i think sitting down
00:21:05.600 and having a meal or a drink with rishi sunak wouldn't be it wouldn't be like nails down a chalkboard
00:21:11.920 would it you it wouldn't be too bad having a conversation with golden brown might be mildly
00:21:17.120 interesting but keir starmer right what what can you say what is there what honestly what is there
00:21:23.680 about him and his character and his person that isn't just like you know just like oh god really
00:21:33.440 all right back to the papers yes the story of um they're gonna spend loads of money on northern rail
00:21:40.000 stuff so rachel reeves will today unveil plans for new rail lines and upgrades between major
00:21:46.320 northern cities but with just 1.1 billion pounds in firm funding and no start or completion dates
00:21:53.520 for projects northern powerhouse rail scheme will be delivered in phases
00:21:59.600 firstly upgrades to existing lines in west yorkshire including improvement services
00:22:04.480 between leeds and sheffield york and bradford okay the next phase due to start in the 2030s
00:22:11.760 includes a new route between liverpool and manchester before plans to improve connections across the pennines
00:22:18.080 become the focus all right well if dr beeching in the 60s hadn't basically annihilated
00:22:26.560 most of britain's rail network perhaps there would still be lions across the pennines
00:22:30.880 the fact that there isn't decent really really decent rail connections between liverpool and
00:22:36.720 manchester i mean there are you can get a train from liverpool to manchester of course you can
00:22:40.480 but the fact that isn't sort of you know cutting edge good quality one is a little bit of an
00:22:45.360 of an embarrassment i mean when you look at the history of rail got some good content with alex
00:22:49.920 masters alex the steam guy masters on the website talking about the history of railways and and steam in
00:22:56.160 general um you know it's a venerable stretch from liverpool to manchester the fact that it's underfunded
00:23:02.960 and a bit of a bit of a state is is embarrassing if there's any bit of train line in the world which
00:23:08.800 deserves to be good perhaps it's it perhaps it's that uh okay what else they've got uh
00:23:18.720 labour's northern mayors including andy burnham expect to back plans to unlock growth oh yeah of
00:23:23.840 course it would yeah investment in your region in your area of course you're gonna back it okay
00:23:29.440 chancellor will confirm intention to build a new link between birmingham and manchester after axing of
00:23:35.360 hs2 north but only one uh but only once other projects are delivered in the 2030s okay so there we go
00:23:44.720 the train story the mirror let's move on the mirror oh yeah jamie bulge is one of jamie bulge's killers
00:23:51.840 i think john venables um is up for parole and his mum obviously jamie bulge's mum obviously he's not
00:24:00.800 keen on that anyone who might not know if you're very very young harry do you remember the murder of
00:24:07.280 little jamie bulge is that before that must be before your time surely i think yeah i think that was like
00:24:11.920 a little bit before my time before you were born even yeah so anyway two kids that were like 10 or
00:24:21.200 11 years old murdered a little toddler who's like two or three years old terrible terrible unbelievable
00:24:27.200 unbelievable um and one of them's coming up for parole now um
00:24:32.880 right northern powerhouse pledge the rail deal again i won't keep going on and on and on about it
00:24:42.560 but that's big in the news today labor reveals 45 billion pound plan for new lines and infrastructure
00:24:48.560 pm says millions will benefit as he promises to end train misery okay i wonder if he'll roll up his sleeves
00:24:54.800 you know they're serious when starmer says he's going to roll up his sleeves he says he's going to roll
00:25:01.520 up his sleeves in stopping the small boat dinghy invasion of course didn't do nothing we had record
00:25:07.280 numbers anyway okay the metro uh
00:25:10.880 the metro hate the metro so so ah nearly said nearly swore there it's so bad it's so bad it's so bad
00:25:28.640 who are the who are the editors of the metro who are they
00:25:33.200 okay they go with uh north of sea catastrophe trial begins russian captain did nothing to avoid
00:25:42.320 us tanker this is a story about back in last year i think it was like spring or summer last year
00:25:48.320 um a russian tanker hit a ship another ship um off the coast of britain off the coast of scotland
00:25:57.520 and um one person died on on that ship um and apparently because you know tankers move relatively
00:26:06.560 slowly and they've got a giant turning circle of course like giant so wherever they're heading
00:26:13.760 it's sort of clear where they're heading long before they get there and the story is that like
00:26:17.600 this tanker knew it was going to hit this other ship like half an hour before it did and yet the
00:26:22.880 captain there is accused of doing nothing like in other words deliberately did that like deliberately
00:26:29.040 rammed a russian tanker deliberately rammed a ship and now the now that captain's on trial for it
00:26:40.080 there you go that's what the metro thinks is front news front news story today
00:26:45.760 the express it's a lovely paper elderly living in poverty could exceed two million
00:26:53.600 warning that pensioners are taking drastic measures to make ends meet right this is why a lot of
00:27:00.960 people have got a problem with mass immigration and the welfare system because our people are living
00:27:08.720 in poverty two million two million if it was two hundred thousand that would be a disgrace
00:27:15.760 if it was two thousand that would be a disgrace we should be a country where like our elderly people
00:27:25.200 don't have to fear that they might freeze to death or starve to death
00:27:31.680 right with the amount of money we give away in foreign aid and in the welfare bill to people that have
00:27:36.320 just simply got on it got on an airplane and come here and now they get like a housing and and on and
00:27:45.360 on and on and on and yet our elderly people to the tune of two million or could be could exceed two million
00:27:52.240 there's something deaf profoundly wrong isn't there definitely wrong with that
00:27:59.840 like on a more on an ethical level
00:28:01.680 how can you argue that that that isn't terribly terribly wrong
00:28:12.400 all right the sun are they gonna do a pun oh they are oh there you go
00:28:16.400 i'm gonna do a pun right budget tax grab fallout guinness
00:28:22.320 pint of guinness up by four p some tipplers to be weaker or some tipples rather some tipples to be weaker
00:28:31.920 reeves knew a five thousand pound pub hits yeah because it's her idea because she's implementing it
00:28:37.680 the in reaper
00:28:42.560 like the grim reaper the in reaper
00:28:44.800 dear the sun
00:28:50.880 you don't have to do lame puns all the time
00:28:56.240 that's all
00:28:58.320 no one's forcing them to are they
00:29:01.120 no one really is like oh i can't wait for the sun's new pun on the front page no one's doing that
00:29:07.040 i don't know i don't know it's up to them of course but i just i never all the puns i just think it's
00:29:13.360 lame really lame
00:29:16.080 okay the daily star the sloppiest of the slot although sometimes breaking an important story
00:29:21.440 uh trump the art of the steel
00:29:24.960 like he's stealing greenland the art of the steel
00:29:27.600 arctic troll prez posts pic of himself gazing at greenland so that was actually quite funny um
00:29:35.600 the other day last friday i did that big news conference didn't they with jd vance and um
00:29:39.760 and marco rubio that hour and a half long odd press conference in the white house and at one point
00:29:46.560 trump as you can see in that image at one point trump just got up and walked to the windows behind
00:29:53.200 himself and looked out the window because there's loads of renovation building going on at the white
00:29:56.480 house isn't there that's a story in and of itself um and he just like with all the cameras on and
00:30:02.080 everyone watching and waiting and listening he just got up and like went to the back window and
00:30:05.840 had a quick look out the window and he like came back and was like wow it's great what's going on
00:30:09.760 out there all that stuff since then if anyone's not on the internet if anyone's not perma on the
00:30:14.480 internet isn't on twitter all day every day since then people have made loads and loads of photoshops
00:30:19.520 or ai generated images of different things outside the window that trump's gone and had a look at
00:30:24.800 it's quite funny i think it's reasonably funny in fact someone on twitter the other day
00:30:28.480 like um shopped or ai generated a picture of the islander magazine
00:30:36.960 islander magazine buy it it's out now while they last they will sell out so there's a truly a finite
00:30:44.320 number of them cole refuses to do a second print run so once they're gone they're gone get the islander
00:30:50.960 anyway someone photoshopped that image a massive image outside the windows that trump had gone up to
00:30:55.840 look at and like he turns around he's like wow it's great you know it's funny uh so but it looks
00:31:01.760 like trump himself or the the white house probably not trump personally sitting there on photoshop
00:31:06.800 but someone at the white house put in a massive as you can see there a massive um
00:31:13.920 image of a map of greenland that trump has gone to just look at it and admire it
00:31:17.920 kind of funny all right kind of funny okay those are the front pages let's have a look at um oh there
00:31:28.000 was one real quick back towards the top i wanted to spend a tiny bit more time on if you notice there
00:31:34.000 there wasn't much talk there was there of um
00:31:40.480 of of of anything epstein related um i thought i'd saw it on the front pages maybe maybe i got it
00:31:47.440 slightly wrong um i thought i'd saw on one of the front pages that there was a small story about bill and
00:31:53.920 hillary clinton and the epstein probe um and indeed there was bill clinton was supposed to appear before
00:32:03.680 uh the comey proceedings yesterday and just didn't okay sorry not comey coma james comey and james
00:32:12.800 coma are very two very different people let's be clear about that don't confuse james comey with james
00:32:19.360 coma which i just did no james coma his proceedings um looking into the epstein all the epstein stuff
00:32:28.720 bill clinton was supposed to appear and yesterday and didn't and hillary clinton's supposed to appear
00:32:33.360 today and said she's not going to all right let's have a quick read of this it's from sky news
00:32:40.480 clinton's refused to test it refuse to testify in republican-led epstein investigation risking
00:32:46.880 contempt proceedings so it's much like actual court where if you if you're subpoenaed or you've got
00:32:54.240 a court summons you can't just not turn up or if you do you're in trouble for that you're actually
00:32:59.120 in trouble for that in and of itself as a whole different thing now if you don't turn up you're
00:33:03.600 not at liberty to just not turn up to court right
00:33:06.480 except that looks like what bill did yesterday and what hillary intends to do today
00:33:20.880 uh republican representative james coma said the committee leading the probe will meet next week
00:33:26.160 to hold former u.s president bill clinton in contempt okay maybe i was wrong about bill clinton supposed to
00:33:31.520 be there yesterday let me read let's let's read a little bit of this bill and hillary clinton have
00:33:34.960 said they will refuse to testify in a republican-led investigation into uh into convicted sex
00:33:40.880 offender jeffrey epstein every person has to decide and this is hillary clinton's words i believe
00:33:46.400 every person has to decide when they have seen or had enough and are ready to fight for this country
00:33:54.880 its principles and its people no matter the consequences uh this is this is an investigation
00:34:01.520 into jeffrey epstein what are you talking about what are you talking about the clintons wrote in a
00:34:10.480 letter published on social media for us now is that time oh is it oh okay trying to get to the bottom of
00:34:18.560 epstein things that's the line in the sand for the clintons where they're no longer prepared to cooperate
00:34:24.960 is it okay okay bit weird
00:34:35.760 the letter was addressed to republican representative james coma he chairs the house representatives
00:34:41.440 oversight committee whose epstein probe was slammed as legally invalid by the clintons quote legally
00:34:48.480 invalid quote by the clintons is it legally invalid i don't think it is actually i think it's perfectly
00:34:53.680 valid i think you're just you're just trying to say it's legally invalid because you're going to get
00:34:57.360 in trouble almost certainly or at the very least have to sit there and embarrassingly say i don't
00:35:02.720 recall over and over and over again it's not legally invalid in what way is it legally invalid
00:35:10.240 there's an act of congress wasn't there the epstein transparency act that was the actual name of it
00:35:15.680 i don't think there's anything legally invalid about this
00:35:21.440 okay um he said the committee will meet the coma he said the committee will meet next week to hold
00:35:30.560 former u.s president bill clinton income in contempt um which could potentially lead to criminal charges
00:35:37.200 the clinton said this was quote literally designed to result in our imprisonment end quote
00:35:42.080 well on some level that actually might not be an entirely incorrect statement on to some degree
00:35:48.240 on some level it's actually not all about the clintons is it it's actually bigger and deeper than them
00:35:54.400 right if they've done anything wrong then it would only only be justice wouldn't it if they had to
00:36:00.240 answer for for any crimes they may have committed but it's not all about them it's not literally designed
00:36:07.120 to result in our imprisonment it's much bigger than that former secretary of state hillary clinton who
00:36:14.240 ran against donald trump in 2006 in the 2016 presidential election is due to appear before
00:36:18.960 the panel on wednesday i.e today with a committee spokesperson saying contempt proceedings could also
00:36:25.680 be initiated against her if she fails to testify the clinton said in their letter um that they had
00:36:31.360 provided the quote little information quote they had to aid the investigation
00:36:38.400 little information didn't bill clinton fly on epstein's lolita express private airplane to that
00:36:45.920 dodgy little island like 20 times
00:36:51.760 didn't epstein visit the clinton white house like 17 times
00:36:56.880 weren't they really actually really close acquaintances
00:37:03.600 they've got very little information now and what little they have do have they've already provided
00:37:09.840 dodgy shady clinton's super shady they also accused mr coma of selectively enforcing subpoenas against
00:37:18.400 them oh the poor clinton's oh the poor clinton's oh so terrible they're such victims
00:37:25.280 as they said other former officials were allowed to provide written statements about epstein to
00:37:31.520 the committee like why do you need to see us in person you let everyone else do it by by writing why
00:37:36.400 do you want to i mean actually one to be to be fair um it is it is obviously as well though
00:37:44.000 politically charged and republicans on the hill if they can make famous senior democrats
00:37:51.920 even x ones if they can sort of embarrass them and things
00:37:56.960 on tv because it'll be on like c-span or whatever or forbes and if it's really embarrassing it will go
00:38:02.880 around the world um if they can do that they will so i'm yeah i'm not going to pretend it isn't
00:38:08.400 politically charged it is but but still that's the that's the that's the game don't feel don't
00:38:14.640 shed a tear for the clintons oh no um and this is what the clintons wrote as well they said there
00:38:23.040 is no plausible explanation for what you are doing other than partisan politics well there is there
00:38:30.320 is isn't there so partisan politics is an element of it as i just said but the idea that there's no
00:38:36.320 plausible explanation other than that no no no no no no no no no you've got questions to answer
00:38:41.200 bill and hillary a lot of questions
00:38:47.040 mr coma said after bill clinton did not show up to testify on tuesday all right so he was supposed to
00:38:52.160 testify yesterday and failed to turn up
00:38:57.360 mr coma said no one's accusing the clintons of any wrongdoing we just have questions
00:39:02.080 questions questions which may well lead bill knows to accusations of actual wrongdoing no right
00:39:16.000 anyone uh would admit they spent a lot of time together i.e bill and jeffrey anyone must admit
00:39:22.640 mr coma saying anyone must admit they spent a lot along a lot of time together because they did
00:39:26.400 that's a matter of record isn't it mr coma told reporters adding that most americans wanted mr
00:39:31.840 clinton to answer questions about his ties to epstein who died in prison while awaiting trial
00:39:36.960 for sex trafficking charges in 2019 mr coma claims epstein visited the white house 17 times during
00:39:43.200 mr clinton's prejudice presidency and that mr clinton was on board epstein's private plane
00:39:48.640 more than 20 times more than 20 times there's trump doing a statement saying i was never friends with
00:39:55.120 epstein well i was for a while but then i threw him out of mar-a-lago years ago anyway everyone knew
00:39:59.920 epstein everyone that doesn't mean anything if you knew epstein and uh i liked bill clinton actually
00:40:05.120 he's always been nice to me uh but he has probably got some questions to answer and um and anyway why
00:40:10.000 you still talk about epstein this is trump's biggest fail in my opinion right i've put on a maga hat
00:40:17.280 there's many images i've even retweeted deliberately images of myself in a maga hat semi tongue in cheek
00:40:23.840 broadly speaking i'm on board with the magic maga project broadly speaking i'm on board with
00:40:27.920 the donald but when he does things bad i will criticize it when he does things i don't like
00:40:32.560 i don't agree with i'm gonna say so this is the biggest foul he's dealing of the epstein thing
00:40:38.320 is the is the biggest stain on his reputation and his character for me
00:40:46.720 because it's dodgy it's just dodgy as hell just rip the plaster off rip the band-aid off
00:40:53.360 let's have the full truth they're probably not going to do that last time pam bondi was asked a
00:40:58.800 while ago a few months ago was jeffrey epstein an intelligence asset either of the usa or israel
00:41:03.760 she's like oh we still don't know we'll look into that i'll get back to you on that uh
00:41:12.960 okay let's finish reading this article real quick there's only a couple more paragraphs
00:41:16.400 mr clinton's friendship when the financier is well documented throughout the
00:41:19.600 the mr clinton's friendship with the financier is well documented throughout the 1990s and early
00:41:25.520 2000s but mr clinton has never been accused of wrongdoing in connection with epstein i mean yet
00:41:33.200 the trump administration due to pressure from its republican base has ordered the us
00:41:38.640 justice department to release files related to the criminal investigations into epstein to comply with
00:41:43.520 the transparency law passed by congress something which they've signally failed to do properly
00:41:49.600 haven't released everything remotely and what they have released is like always been always been
00:41:54.000 highly highly redacted so barely a limited hangout that's like an intelligence services term a limit a
00:42:02.880 full hangout i.e truly ripping the plaster off and being completely truthful or a limited hangout i.e drip
00:42:08.720 feeding bits of truth bits of information a limited hangout that's what they're doing with the the epstein stuff
00:42:16.880 you know that's what they've done with the jfk murder for 60 years you can you can make a limited hangout last 60 years
00:42:27.360 it seems if you're the the the swamp you can make that happen mr trump also used also used to be friends with epstein
00:42:38.480 uh but he said he cut off relationship the relationship before the financier was accused of sexual abuse
00:42:43.360 uh they definitely parted together in the like the 90s didn't they that's again that's a matter of
00:42:50.640 record there's there's images and testimony and all sorts of evidence that they would they were
00:42:56.000 definitely friends and associates and had a good time together even if you do have to go back to the 90s
00:43:04.000 for that mr coma indicated that the committee uh would not try to get testimony from mr trump about epstein
00:43:12.080 as he said uh it could not force a sitting president it could not his committee could not force a sitting
00:43:18.400 president to testify okay well maybe they'll have to wait till trump's out of office
00:43:26.160 and who knows where the whole process will be at that point all right that was just something that
00:43:30.320 didn't really appear on the front pages of the british news which and barely registered on the american
00:43:35.520 news but i thought was was interesting it was actually newsworthy we'll see if hillary decides to bother
00:43:45.360 turning up today i suspect she's not going to if bill didn't yesterday she's probably not going to
00:43:52.160 today and then maybe just maybe they can be charged for contempt some form of contempt
00:44:03.040 lock her up lock her up
00:44:08.240 i mean all right let's have a look at the actual websites
00:44:11.200 the bbc obviously run with the the uh the iran stuff so i won't go into that because we've talked
00:44:22.800 about that already ministers drop plans for mandatory digital id to work in the uk okay chris mason the
00:44:29.280 climb downs stack up for starma yeah yeah they are yeah obviously obviously i'm not a fan of the labor
00:44:36.240 government also queer himself as i've made abundantly clear in this stream alone and yet despite that
00:44:43.120 despite like a partisan take despite a right leaning angle you cannot deny that the climb downs the u-turns
00:44:53.360 are stacking up they just they are okay at least 22 dead as crane collapses onto train in thailand
00:45:00.800 unfortunately sounds bad only trump can stop putin polish president tells bbc
00:45:12.320 yeah i mean
00:45:15.680 the polish couldn't stop putin i don't believe the angle that putin has got designs on
00:45:23.280 belarus or poland or like the former east germany or estonia and lithuania and all those
00:45:30.240 countries i don't believe that angle it doesn't seem to have real designs on the rest of ukraine
00:45:37.920 it's just sort of that donbass region because they're all heavily russian speakers and think of
00:45:44.080 themselves not everyone there of course but a lot of them i think the majority think of themselves
00:45:49.200 more as russian than ukrainian so he's got a claim there he's trying to press that claim but
00:45:54.640 i don't believe that putin would invade poland if he could anyway if he did
00:46:04.800 i don't think the polish would probably be able to stop him all on them all on their own they
00:46:09.840 probably would need billions from the rest of the world and the help of the americans and all that
00:46:14.560 sort of thing so even though i don't buy that angle still the polish president is probably not wrong
00:46:20.320 all right first leukemia patient to receive pioneering treatment on nhs says it is quote
00:46:26.560 very sci-fi quote oh good if there's a new if there's a new leukemia treatment that's so good
00:46:35.600 it's sci-fi good sounds good global temperatures dipped in 2025 but more heat records on ways scientists
00:46:44.560 warm again that's a bbc for you isn't it even though we're in a deep chill it's getting colder and colder
00:46:50.160 still even in the middle of that trying to push the global warming agenda classic classic bbc
00:46:55.680 greenlanders brace for summit that could shape the arctic's future and their own yep bulger killer
00:47:02.400 john venables set for parole hearing actor keitha sutherland arrested over alleged assault of a ride
00:47:08.480 share driver so did he get like an uber or something and then end up attacking the driver
00:47:14.480 i don't know maybe i'll look into that for tomorrow naughty boy keitha sutherland
00:47:20.160 that's news to me that's the first i've seen of that new liverpool to manchester rail link as
00:47:26.480 government revives a northern powerhouse rail chef not embarrassed by one star hygiene rating at
00:47:32.640 michelin-starred restaurant if that is just what it says it is you probably should be embarrassed
00:47:37.120 one star hygiene is really really bad you need you should have five like four is a bit three is
00:47:43.920 probably wouldn't eat there two is definitely wouldn't eat there one is are you kidding me
00:47:51.680 so chef not embarrassed by that quick look what is it let's have a quick look
00:47:57.360 unit sheer restaurant and rooms
00:48:04.560 all right in wales and just be warned probably don't eat there probably for you in your interest not to
00:48:12.960 eat there all right itv trump warns of very strong action against iran if protesters are executed yeah
00:48:21.280 oh it's just loads and loads of iran stories um to strike or not to strike trump weighs his options
00:48:29.200 on iran at least 22 killed after crane falls on passenger train in thailand oh so that is bad
00:48:36.320 if 22 are killed then you know that a few dozen more are terribly wounded or maimed for life
00:48:41.600 that looks like a bad one uk schools are bringing in american style lockdown drills as youth violence
00:48:51.040 rises really in the latest of a series of reports into how violence is impacting young people itv news
00:48:59.440 has been given exclusive access to a classroom lockdown rehearsal
00:49:05.920 never the britain british schools never used to suffer from things like this a few years ago
00:49:09.760 before we were invaded by infinity bomb aliens infinity bomb aliens it was never really a thing i mean
00:49:19.040 it once in a blue moon sure but not like that that schools had to practice lockdown
00:49:28.240 rehearsals for lockdown drills in case there's a massive spree of violence suddenly out of nowhere in a school
00:49:34.800 all right let's move on channel four
00:49:49.440 uh
00:49:50.080 channel four
00:49:54.320 i will coach channel four i think if i was prime minister i would be i'd get in my first day get in
00:50:00.240 wave on the front steps of downing street walk in while the cabinet office people will politely clap
00:50:08.960 here as you walk in you get the nuclear clothes for the nuclear submarine i'd sit down i'd say right
00:50:16.800 cut all all foreign aid 100 not one more penny as of this moment and bring me the bbc royal charter
00:50:26.720 to rip up and all the funding that the state gives channel four we're ending that right now
00:50:36.080 i'm talking today today that's what i would do they say iran protests uh new evidence of uh systemic
00:50:45.760 slaughter or systematic slaughter as at least 2000 killed you know that's does look like the lower estimate
00:50:52.400 is 2000 increasingly looks like it's not just israeli or pentagon propaganda and lies it looks like
00:51:02.240 it's that sort of is a reality ayatollah khomeini is not going anywhere says former iranian advisor
00:51:10.320 yeah i wouldn't expect i wouldn't expect the ayatollah to flee iran i would expect him to stay to the
00:51:15.680 bitter bitter end that is sort of the where's he going to go anyway really right you can't do an
00:51:25.600 edr mean and go to saudi arabia the saudis obviously being sunni they hate the shiite they would hate a
00:51:33.600 shiite ayatollah they wouldn't he's a heretic to them you know where's he going to go to russia would
00:51:40.160 russia really want the headache of that is he going to go to china would china really want the headache of
00:51:46.160 housing the ayatollah in exile no one would no one wants the other
00:51:53.680 the ayatollah's regime the iranian regime has sort of alienated themselves from most of the world
00:52:00.400 over the decades trump tells iranians to keep protesting and promises help trump has military
00:52:05.760 action in mind says former u.s diplomat oil prices spike after trump's threat to intervene in iran okay
00:52:11.200 you get it you get it sky news sky news more than 500 pubs tipped to close this year right yeah yeah
00:52:22.400 that's what the government want as few pubs as possible tax them into oblivion that's what they
00:52:27.760 want that's very very deliberate and then they'll come out and gaslight you and saying oh we want to
00:52:33.440 save we want to save the hospitality industry we would like to it would be good wouldn't it if
00:52:38.800 if the hospitality industry and pubs weren't completely wiped out wouldn't it that's all
00:52:43.040 gaslighting it's very very deliberate the daily mail iran's deadly vow is there anything other than
00:52:51.360 the iran story migrant on disability benefits who brought a screaming and crying children to
00:52:57.200 retirement home says eviction would breach human rights despite deluge of elderly neighbors complaints
00:53:03.440 these people woman identifying as a man is raped in all-male psychiatric hospital ward
00:53:15.120 okay
00:53:17.920 something about michael jackson this tiny detail in michael jackson's music videos could finally solve
00:53:23.600 mystery of who really fathered his children oh slop you've moved into slop there moving on then don't
00:53:28.240 care you've lost me there don't give me slop okay the express rachel reeves has just slapped taxpayers in
00:53:37.760 the face it's enough to make you sick yep oh there's a few stories about andrew and you faces another
00:53:44.400 humiliation as king gives disgraced ex-duke uh new moving deadline yeah i see a few few details about um about
00:53:53.920 andrew there's just even further and further sort of disgrace and ignominy um well he's not prince
00:54:01.120 andrew anymore he's just andrew mountbatten windsor isn't he he hasn't got an hrh he's not
00:54:06.560 formerly a member of the royal family the royal family he's obviously still a member of their family but
00:54:11.280 he's not a royal anymore and they're even sort of stripping him of his sort of royal residence
00:54:16.640 and as much as they possibly can it's funny because it's not funny haha it's funny interesting
00:54:21.680 to note that andrew himself has never admitted to doing anything wrong he did that that car crash
00:54:28.000 interview and it was just so bad that everyone including his own family were like no one believes
00:54:35.760 that no one believes you you're obviously obviously guilty to this day andrew still maintains that i
00:54:43.040 don't know that woman i don't think i've ever met her and yet his own brother the king is like no bro
00:54:51.520 never not buying that all right we're actually just five minutes from the end so let's do some super
00:54:56.880 chats all right on rumble rents tom rat 247 says during training my teach my teacher wife had a friend
00:55:04.320 who had to quit after her mother died and the tax man got increasingly belligerent about uh clawing the
00:55:10.240 inheritance tax out of her oh yeah the government love their inheritance tax oh you just died pay up
00:55:19.440 oh what you've just had a family tragedy pay us
00:55:23.280 they love inheritance that's another thing i'll get rid of on day one bring me all the inheritance
00:55:27.680 tax legislation we're going to write something to repeal that a hundred percent no inheritance
00:55:32.640 tax zero that's one things reform have said i'm not sure if they backtracked on it or not but
00:55:37.120 they used to say anyway when i was in reform reading all their policies trying to be up on
00:55:41.520 all their policies they had a thing of back when richard tice was leader of zero inheritance tax yeah
00:55:47.280 surely that is just state-sponsored theft surely no it's a it's a completely socialist thing that they
00:55:55.520 don't want generational wealth they don't like rich families they don't like old money so we'll have
00:56:01.120 inheritance tax get rid of all of that get rid of that disgusting thing inheritance tax okay davil
00:56:10.000 again on rumble rant says good morning from denmark good morning good morning would you consider adding
00:56:16.160 a fun quick jingle soundboard effect when switching newspapers news segments it's not a bad idea harry
00:56:22.160 what do you think can we work something out like that yeah sounds good one of my friends my actually one
00:56:27.840 of my real friends irl said i should have a a soundboard with all different funny sounds on it
00:56:34.160 that would be amazing
00:56:37.600 it might lower the tone a bit but it would probably be it would be quite funny like a whack whack oops or
00:56:43.680 whatever or something you know like a laser gun sound or something a fart sound it would lower the
00:56:51.040 time would it okay uh bbc not bbc youtube youtube super chats little tesla 9733 says ben habib says be
00:57:01.040 careful about digital id starma is just implementing it in a different way yeah they would yeah at some
00:57:05.680 point whether it's starma or someone else further down the line they will try and implement it they
00:57:10.400 won't have given up they won't have like actually properly given up the entire concept forever yeah
00:57:15.840 yeah yeah ben habib's right to say that i would imagine absolutely um he's in the silence says uh
00:57:28.160 merry gregorian passover 14th day of the first month
00:57:31.200 ignatio username you go you got no username oh i got no username yeah i always find it hard to read
00:57:47.600 stuff when there's like no spaces i got no username says i will throw a party the day bill and hill bite
00:57:55.760 the dust and you are all invited the breakfast club yeah shouldn't really celebrate when people die
00:58:02.480 but sometimes can't sort of can't help it can't help at least sort of an inner smirk
00:58:11.040 right when pol pot died i was like good i'm not saying bill and hillary clinton was anywhere near as
00:58:18.000 bad as pol pot i'm not saying that but you know right pa grunt says i honestly think there's so
00:58:29.600 many wealthy rich and famous people involved i guess you talk about the epstein stuff uh presidents
00:58:33.920 prime ministers royals ceos etc that they're afraid the entire system will come down me so be
00:58:40.640 it yeah couldn't agree with you more pa grunt couldn't agree with you more yeah you're absolutely
00:58:45.840 right there's so many famous and powerful people involved that they'll do anything of rather than a
00:58:52.480 full hangout it's got to be limited hangout going forward indefinitely and as for me yeah so be it i
00:59:00.800 want that plaster ripped off that band-aid ripped off post haste yes please that is the swamp trump said
00:59:10.400 he would drain the swamp this is the swamp
00:59:16.720 get it done bro light a fire under it don get it done all right
00:59:24.560 diviram et machina et machina diviram et machina says morning morning you doing all right you okay
00:59:34.080 yeah great funny less than two weeks in i'm already sort of starting to get into my
00:59:42.000 my flow in some sort of sort of organic everyday things that i say and do hopefully just keep
00:59:49.360 building them the best ones are sort of just organic ones aren't they um okay so it is very nearly
00:59:56.320 striking the hour of 9am greenwich mean time on wednesday the 14th of january in the year of our
01:00:02.640 law 2026 it has in fact just struck 9am so thank you for tuning in as always today is the the first
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