The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Breakfast With Beau ｜ Wednesday 16th September 2026

00:00:00.000 Morning.

00:00:04.880 Lovely cup of tea.

00:00:06.060 You alright?

00:00:07.860 I hope you are. Sincerely hope you are.

00:00:09.200 Me? Yeah, I'm fine, yeah.

00:00:10.540 Thanks for asking.

00:00:11.580 It's now nought minutes past eight.

00:00:13.920 It's just ticked past eight in the AM, British Summertime,

00:00:17.060 on Wednesday, 16th of September, the year of our law, 2026.

00:00:19.740 You're the gross band.

00:00:20.360 I've chosen to be my band of brothers and sisters. 0.98

00:00:22.240 Thank you for joining me.

00:00:22.900 Without you, it isn't a thing.

00:00:24.180 As always, nearly always, I'm joined by my producer,

00:00:26.420 Little Harry.

00:00:27.180 How are you this morning, sir?

00:00:28.320 Morning. I'm all good.

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00:00:30.960 all powerful

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00:00:37.900 guess why have I got

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00:00:40.180 because I'm joined by

00:00:40.760 a very very special guest

00:00:43.020 Big Harry

00:00:44.920 hello there

00:00:46.400 Leon S. Kennedy

00:00:47.120 reporting for duty

00:00:48.060 my first day on the job

00:00:49.120 from Resident Evil

00:00:51.400 Resident Evil 2

00:00:52.560 yes

00:00:52.960 Raccoon City

00:00:54.200 tell people why that is

00:00:55.760 why you've said that

00:00:56.580 oh Cameron put the

00:00:57.900 advertisement as

00:00:59.100 old ps1 uh the little silhouette was old ps1 leon s kennedy because he and i share an affinity for

00:01:05.820 floppy side parts oh well he is my like i've only ever been to one comic-con back in 2015 yes it's

00:01:15.220 nerd yes exactly it stank it was boring it wasn't worth it oh really oh yeah i've never been to one 0.84

00:01:22.240 but i always thought i might fancy one day maybe you say it's crap it's like a big it's just a big 0.91

00:01:27.680 indoor market and if you want to do any of the cool stuff where people go and talk on panels

00:01:31.700 you've got to pay through the nose for extra so i just was not i was you know it's 2015 i was not

00:01:37.660 up for that but i did cosplay the easiest cosplay ever the only cosplay i've ever done of leon

00:01:43.980 kennedy from resident evil 4 because i already kind of look like him and i already have a nice

00:01:48.460 jacket like that what clothes does he wear i played i played a bunch of resident evil 2

00:01:52.880 on the ps1 classic that's the only resident evil i really played i can't even really remember it

00:01:57.280 well in that one he's in a police uniform in resi in resi four he's got a black shirt jeans and a

00:02:03.600 nice uh a nice expensive jacket with like a woolen collar all over it and i've already got a jacket

00:02:09.600 like that right so my my missus at the time was like well you're gonna dress up for it or not then

00:02:13.840 and i was like just put the jacket on i'm leon there you go simple as that's quite a good out

00:02:18.880 i've been to more than one fancy dress party where i've i've gone as mr orange from reservoir dogs

00:02:24.320 yeah so again it's it's nothing it's mr clean yeah or you could say you're any of the i'm mr

00:02:31.040 i'm mr pink from from uh or mr jason statham from any number of movies oh yeah agent 47 yeah

00:02:37.680 yeah yeah just get a felt tip pen and just draw a few lines on the back of your neck

00:02:41.920 jason statham take your pick of any jason statham movie because he looks the same and is the same

00:02:48.780 character in every single movie like vinnie jones one little bit of housekeeping we don't have a

00:02:54.080 hold today people be aware sorry there's some technical reason little harry can you can you

00:03:00.520 even tell us why can you be bothered is it just should we just leave it at that it's a technical

00:03:04.680 issue oh yeah it's yeah to those to the one person in the chat who said harry is looks like a man who

00:03:14.000 isn't used to getting up this early i have a two-year-old girl at home i'm used to getting up

00:03:18.900 far earlier than this actually i'm just a naturally tired looking guy i think maybe where you've

00:03:23.940 Now you've breached the subject, and you've mentioned your golden locks, of which I am very, very jealous, of course.

00:03:32.100 It's a little unkept.

00:03:33.220 You could have put a comb through it, maybe.

00:03:35.180 I think that's my...

00:03:36.320 I'm not judging you.

00:03:37.180 I think maybe that's what they're suggesting, maybe.

00:03:40.740 All right.

00:03:41.040 I don't know.

00:03:41.640 I'm sorry.

00:03:42.440 I'm sorry.

00:03:44.100 Okay, I'm glad you're here.

00:03:45.280 It's okay.

00:03:45.780 I'm glad you're here.

00:03:46.440 Are you?

00:03:47.580 Yeah, genuinely.

00:03:48.520 Sure, sure.

00:03:49.240 Okay, I can leave if it's more convenient for everybody.

00:03:51.560 Well, if you don't want to be here.

00:03:52.500 All right, okay.

00:03:53.280 yeah sure then

00:03:53.980 fine fine yeah

00:03:54.740 no

00:03:55.040 I do think though

00:03:56.980 I said last time

00:03:57.600 when you was on

00:03:58.120 when the lads

00:03:59.660 behind the

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00:04:01.360 the back office lads

00:04:02.300 here at Lotus Eaters

00:04:03.320 HQ

00:04:03.720 when they put

00:04:04.980 like special guest

00:04:06.100 it's like

00:04:07.140 I really don't want to

00:04:09.060 like belittle you

00:04:09.940 in any way

00:04:10.580 but it's like

00:04:11.100 it's just me

00:04:11.900 yeah it's not like

00:04:13.020 because people

00:04:13.480 because the problem

00:04:14.320 the only problem with it is

00:04:15.440 is that people start guessing

00:04:16.300 oh it's

00:04:17.680 it's someone like

00:04:18.560 Rupert's coming back

00:04:19.760 yeah yeah

00:04:19.960 like a real third party

00:04:21.420 like

00:04:21.860 Charlie's on again

00:04:23.120 guest or something they've got harrison no it's just me well actually a lot of people did seem

00:04:28.500 to just guess it straight away as well well yeah they always guess if it's josh because his silhouette

00:04:32.180 is like mao-esque yeah yeah so all right let's get into it let's do uh what this show is actually

00:04:39.720 supposed to be about the corporate lamestream media and what's in the news cycle every day

00:04:44.060 what that what the uh what the evil quite frankly evil cabal of fleet street editors and they are a

00:04:49.260 about oh yeah what they're talking about today what they've decided uh is or isn't important

00:04:55.040 today so it's a bit of a little bit of a lucy let me day and i don't i can't find i've said

00:05:02.260 it before anyone watches the beau show breakfast with beau knows that i don't particularly care

00:05:07.780 about that story that case oh by the way do you do the thumbs up do the fan dabby dozy thumbs up

00:05:12.720 one thing it makes a big difference to the algo doesn't it genuinely does make the biggest of

00:05:16.360 differences so so if you're watching this on your phone hype it that's apparently a thing as well

00:05:22.020 is it yeah if you're on your phone you can hype it now you get a few hypes per week yeah on youtube

00:05:28.000 all right okay hype it to the moon baby yeah uh make sure you sub to the channel of course and

00:05:34.760 get the bell on because that doesn't cost anything does it get the bell on you want your device to

00:05:39.860 tell you every morning that the bow show is about to be on don't you so do that if you don't mind 0.98

00:05:44.340 all right what have we got that's enough fuffing about isn't it that's more than the fannying

00:05:49.500 about for one morning let's just get straight into it right we've got complete failure to

00:05:54.500 protect babies that is in the let be case and sterling mess which is a clever clever pun

00:06:01.680 clever clever wordplay there is the pound crashing no it's the football player raheem sterling

00:06:07.740 and he crashed his car he had a car incident non-fatal and there was a very very famous

00:06:13.860 race driver called sterling moss once upon a time oh there's a lot that that's actually i'll give

00:06:19.460 it to him that's that's kind of clever because it's so layered you know what you know what i

00:06:25.220 don't often give so layered you've got to peel the onion i don't i don't often give the rags much

00:06:31.040 credit but i'll give them that one so sterling moss the late greats of sterling moss i'm a massive

00:06:35.720 fan of sterling moss uh but they've gone with sterling mess all right the express the daily

00:06:41.980 Express it's a good paper you can read your Express now did you ever watch

00:06:46.660 Partridge the early Partridge before your time is it I've seen clips of

00:06:51.040 Partridge okay the Daily Express pure globalist slop right they've

00:06:54.940 decided oh Trump's heard of Piddington he's heard he's heard of it that's all

00:07:00.460 that's that's a banner on the front page there of the Express they think that's

00:07:04.700 important I don't know he's trying to he's trying to dunk on the UK great

00:07:11.340 great britain rather uh at every turn at the moment isn't he that special relationship is

00:07:15.960 truly in the gutter at the moment if it ever existed after about 1946 i will say about the

00:07:22.520 whole pittington situation while while we're on it briefly i saw yesterday there was like that

00:07:28.120 times article or telegraph i forget who it was where they'd spoken to one of the local residents

00:07:33.920 at piddington and they come up with uh the headline saying like if any number if any uh if

00:07:40.680 1 000 men of any background came into the local area then you know uh danger towards women would

00:07:47.900 rise anyway trying to like make it non-racial just about the just about the numbers i saw people

00:07:52.900 going absolutely sick at this on in through in our spheres on social media and i just want to

00:07:59.920 remind people that the people of Piddington are not under the same sort of liberty to express 0.80

00:08:07.020 themselves that we are they might have they might be like yeah I don't I don't want the third world 0.97

00:08:12.980 moving right next door to me right now but they're speaking with the national news everybody's there 1.00

00:08:19.460 at the moment they are under a microscope and if they say the wrong thing that might give the

00:08:24.560 establishment all the excuse it needs to go oh well you're racist we're not going to listen to

00:08:29.220 you so they're working under completely different constraints than people like we are and they've

00:08:35.060 got to actually band together and do what's best for their little community so if they if they've

00:08:39.860 got to phrase it in language that isn't quite as purity uh like up to our standards of purity you

00:08:46.100 know then i think we can give them a little bit of leeway people were getting a little bit harsh on

00:08:50.900 them yesterday that i saw like people saying oh well you deserve it then no let's hold our horses

00:08:57.140 here guys yeah that's a fair point about that and i'll add to that i saw one or two people

00:09:01.300 even one or two people i like and uh would even say friends with onto people on twitter saying

00:09:08.100 well this is what you get this is what liberal women get what they voted for

00:09:12.660 uh no now how about no actually no i understand conceptually that point you get you voted for 0.99

00:09:19.540 this sort of thing okay okay all right yeah so share some of the responsibility for the mess 0.99

00:09:24.420 we're in yeah but these women don't deserve to be raped yeah it's a bit of a sick mindset 0.96

00:09:29.660 and i saw no i don't i'm not buying that i don't buy that yeah i can throw a little bit of shade 0.93

00:09:34.660 at liberal voters liberal lib dem and labor and even conservative green voters for you're

00:09:40.500 responsible for this you've got us into this mess but when it comes to the point where some of our

00:09:44.400 women folk are trying to prevent themselves and their children from getting assaulted and raped

00:09:50.240 No, I'm not going to be like, that's what you get, that's what you deserve. 0.99

00:09:52.620 No.

00:09:53.380 No, that's mad.

00:09:55.240 You've lost the plot, if that's what you're thinking.

00:09:57.000 The people who say that they voted for it, I don't think they actually did.

00:10:01.960 From what Luca told me, it was a victim of the same transition into unitary authorities

00:10:07.780 that a lot of places had in 2024, which has put it into a kind of Lib Dem constituency.

00:10:13.260 Apparently, before they transitioned into the new unitary authority,

00:10:16.300 which was not their decision, they had no control under it,

00:10:18.940 they were like dedicated conservative voters which you know prior to reform and other parties

00:10:24.660 coming about was like the only game in town if you wanted to vote against mass migration and 0.95

00:10:29.220 even if these women did vote for it isn't it our job to protect them still protect them from 0.74

00:10:34.640 themselves even yeah yeah that is our job yeah like a little kid a little toddler gets in the

00:10:42.120 kitchen the cupboard beneath the kitchen sink gets into a bottle of bleach and you take the

00:10:47.900 bleach off of it to protect itself you don't watch it drink the bleach you go that's what you get 0.98

00:10:52.480 do you bloody hell you don't no no no you go no i'm stopping you could have a tantrum now that 0.99

00:10:59.000 i've ripped that out of your hand yeah you can cry and bawl about that if you want but i don't 1.00

00:11:02.180 care because i'm protecting you for your own sake because you're too retarded to know what's 0.99

00:11:05.980 in your own interest yeah thankfully my girl's never done that she's she's just moved the chair 1.00

00:11:12.340 over to the counter climbed up onto the counter and raided the cookie jar she actually has it was 0.94

00:11:17.440 actually very clever of her to do that like the cookie monster yeah cookie 1.00

00:11:21.340 she does a voice like that when she's impersonating me she has a little

00:11:28.660 impression of me where she goes here's what daddy sounds like it's just

00:11:31.600 three and she she'll be three in December right okay it's very cute is

00:11:40.860 she talking much is she endlessly babbling at this point no not babbling

00:11:44.400 She speaks in full sentences. 0.98

00:11:45.820 Oh, right, but I mean endless.

00:11:47.100 Oh, yeah, she chats a lot.

00:11:48.180 Why is that?

00:11:48.580 Why is that?

00:11:49.280 Oh, yeah, she got into the why phase, deep into the why phase.

00:11:53.780 She's still got, like, that toddler voice where there's, like, a little sort of, not a lisp, but, you know, the sort of toddler.

00:11:59.500 Or is a diction just completely normal already, if you know what I mean?

00:12:05.040 It really depends.

00:12:06.420 Sometimes the sentences come out flawlessly, and sometimes you'll just be like, what?

00:12:11.240 Say that again for me, dear.

00:12:12.940 Oh, so cute 1.00

00:12:15.200 Alright, baby killer Lucy Letby

00:12:19.300 Moving straight from something really wholesome and lovely 0.88

00:12:21.700 To the worst thing imaginable

00:12:23.240 Right, so

00:12:25.200 I believe there's actually two things going on

00:12:27.700 There's an inquiry

00:12:28.820 Into everything surrounding

00:12:31.860 The Lucy Letby case

00:12:33.240 And then there's also

00:12:34.840 Lucy Letby's own

00:12:37.160 Appeal 0.81

00:12:38.420 Right, so anyway

00:12:41.340 Her appeal is going on

00:12:42.940 And I think yesterday or Monday, a couple of her own defence lawyers quit.

00:12:48.280 That doesn't bode well.

00:12:49.340 Oh.

00:12:50.440 That doesn't bode well.

00:12:52.020 That's not very confident.

00:12:54.120 And the inquiry, from what I gather, I've read a fair bit this morning.

00:12:58.260 Not fair, I've read a bit this morning.

00:13:00.060 But all the main papers are going with the fact that this inquiry seems to be going down the route of,

00:13:07.260 it's just a slam dunk fact that she did this thing.

00:13:10.180 and what we, the inquiry, are looking at

00:13:13.180 is how to stop it from happening again.

00:13:16.380 So with all that said, I just want to say

00:13:18.960 I do know that there's a large number of people out there

00:13:22.060 that believe, seem to insist that Lucy Letby is innocent

00:13:26.600 and the whole thing's a stitch-up.

00:13:29.400 I'm just going to say I don't know one way or the other.

00:13:32.600 I mean, we spoke about it briefly before we started recording,

00:13:35.100 didn't we, that Peter Hitchens is one of those people.

00:13:37.020 There's quite a lot of people.

00:13:38.240 He's been banging that for a long time.

00:13:38.840 Even some experts.

00:13:39.780 even experts have been saying no this is the evidence is all sorts of wrong and dodgy so

00:13:44.360 i'm just going to tell you what's being reported by the mainstream media today because that's this

00:13:49.240 what this show is and i'm not going to talk about whether she really did it or not yeah i can't

00:13:54.660 comment either we'll wait for the uh appeal and then maybe maybe even talk about it then but sorry

00:14:00.140 go on you're just gonna say something i was pretty much done i don't know enough about the case i

00:14:05.060 I know that the main narrative is that she did it.

00:14:08.560 Peter Hitchens and a number of other people are saying,

00:14:10.760 actually, she didn't do it.

00:14:11.780 Here's a bunch of flaws in the case.

00:14:13.280 I've not looked into it.

00:14:15.360 You know, like, killer nurses euthanizing babies

00:14:19.760 is not the cheeriest subject that one wants to look into,

00:14:22.960 especially in great detail.

00:14:24.520 So I've not decided to look into it too much.

00:14:27.320 Yeah, same here.

00:14:27.840 And who's that?

00:14:29.220 Is it Lucy Davies?

00:14:30.420 Or who's the woman in America?

00:14:32.620 No, not Davies.

00:14:33.180 What is it?

00:14:33.580 the woman in America who killed her own three kids

00:14:36.300 Lindsay Clancy 0.99

00:14:37.740 that case as well

00:14:40.240 I just can't bring myself

00:14:42.740 to really look

00:14:44.540 at all the details

00:14:45.960 I've got the outline, I know the main details

00:14:48.700 but following the case day by day

00:14:50.760 and getting involved in Twitter

00:14:52.200 on the back and forth of what you think about it

00:14:54.600 and all that

00:14:55.120 I've absented myself entirely from it

00:14:58.040 I don't want to

00:15:00.040 I don't want to jump

00:15:02.260 two feet into that story same with i felt the same about the let me thing all along i'm just like i

00:15:06.660 get it there's a nurse who's alleged to have killed baby she's been found guilty some people

00:15:11.000 think she didn't do it i got it that's it that's about what i need to know all i want to know

00:15:15.020 really so all right it's a little bit of a let me day and more about the inquiry i mean the front

00:15:20.440 line says cot cams cameras for cots on newborn babies in like yeah on on birthing wards um cot

00:15:30.000 cams after quote complete failure to protect babies quote and this is part of what that inquiry

00:15:35.480 is has been talking about is that in order to prevent something like this happening they the

00:15:40.600 nhs wants to put cot cams on all cots across the nhs god knows how much that would cost but

00:15:46.280 to protect babies from nurses i mean again what a harsh indictment whether she did it or not it

00:15:52.820 seems like there was there was whether she did it or not there was certainly some some sort of

00:15:58.300 various systemic failures on that that walled and what you would hope you

00:16:04.360 wouldn't need cock cams because the people that are there are already trying

00:16:08.620 to save the lives of babies I mean again what a harsh indictment of our society 0.98

00:16:13.720 of our system of the NHS that you would need cock cams to make sure nurses don't

00:16:21.100 kill babies all right let's just move on from it um the mirror which is labor party 0.84

00:16:31.620 labor party propaganda organ basically raheem sterling sterling mess there he is moment sterling 0.99

00:16:40.040 arrested with drug the moment star sterling is arrested with drug what drug it was that nitrous

00:16:46.740 oxide stuff was it was like balloons he was on noz cans yeah at the wheel whilst at the wheel

00:16:53.000 bloody hell i've not heard about them since uni what well that completely passed me by when i was

00:16:58.860 young in the sort of age group where you might do recreational drugs not that you ever would

00:17:04.260 when i was young like 17 or 18 that wasn't a thing at all that was just not a thing no one

00:17:11.780 there was no balloons yeah i never with nitrous oxide what nonsense anyway i never did i never

00:17:18.680 did the nos myself you'd show up at some parties and there'd just be like little canisters of it

00:17:24.040 scattered around the floor yeah like what guys like have some class i remember at some point

00:17:32.560 walking down the street i was already grown up i was already in my late 20s or early 30s maybe

00:17:36.120 walking down the road and seeing like the little metal canisters and i they looked to me like the

00:17:40.420 same canisters that you'd put in an air pistol certain types of air pistol yeah yeah and i was

00:17:44.560 like oh there's some sort of uh local air pistol enthusiast around here i had no idea let's go with

00:17:50.700 that let's go with that so i was like what is there's quite a lot of them around though there's

00:17:55.000 quite a lot of them around what is going on there's some airsoft around yeah i mean i went to uh there

00:18:00.460 was a place in preston and of course it'd be in preston right where i went wait wait why of course

00:18:05.760 i've got no idea is preston known as a bit dodgy is it yeah preston's well dodgy preston's well

00:18:09.280 dodgy right okay Preston's got a gigantic mosque on one of its central roundabouts it's a proper 1.00

00:18:15.000 dodgy place um I played a few gigs there and it was one of those places where you know you drive 1.00

00:18:20.180 through this estate which is entirely colonized except for the one venue where you go in a play

00:18:25.480 which is like a little haven of Englishness it's kind of like that but went there once to a

00:18:30.960 rehearsal venue to interview a band for a uni project and I parked outside and like the entire

00:18:36.340 a car park was just drowning in oscans really yeah people like the kids must have just gone

00:18:43.060 there i don't even just like i've never seen them do it i've just seen him the traces of it

00:18:48.180 this is how naive i am so well old really i don't even know what it does does it take you high on a

00:18:53.820 buzz or does it make you like mong you out i don't even know it's supposed to be like laughing gas

00:18:58.500 in it but what's that but what does that do it doesn't make literally make you laugh does it 0.94

00:19:02.640 probably like a buzz and it's probably only temporary which is why they do so many of them

00:19:07.800 but i've not seen them about for ages i don't often see them scattered around on the floor anymore

00:19:12.280 so is this guy just like is it about is it like is it really 2013 sort of thing to do i don't know

00:19:18.500 i don't know i don't know i'm not i'm not so hooked up with the youth drug culture these days

00:19:24.480 maybe this guy's just having them all for himself okay so he was he was he was dangerous driving

00:19:31.600 He was arrested.

00:19:32.760 Is he in a Lambo? 0.74

00:19:33.860 Yeah, that's a Lambo.

00:19:36.260 But it's an SUV, Lambo.

00:19:37.960 I don't know if you're aware of those.

00:19:39.320 That such a thing even exists.

00:19:41.260 Lamborghini make an SUV.

00:19:43.160 What?

00:19:43.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:44.120 Weird.

00:19:44.380 It's weird.

00:19:45.140 Such a lame car.

00:19:46.480 Just get a normal, proper SUV or get an actual, like, Lamborghini sports car.

00:19:52.900 Why would you get a Lamborghini SUV?

00:19:55.560 Anyway, Raheem Sterling, more money than sense, more money than taste.

00:19:59.980 It's got a Lamborghini SUV

00:20:01.980 And was doing balloons

00:20:04.120 At the wheel

00:20:05.140 And dangerous driving

00:20:08.460 And the police pulled him over

00:20:10.060 The entire chat

00:20:12.000 Has just turned into people saying

00:20:13.380 Who remembers poppers 0.95

00:20:15.060 That's the other thing yeah

00:20:17.280 You should just do coke like a grown up

00:20:20.120 Not advice

00:20:20.900 Everybody's like

00:20:24.140 Oh I remember doing that sort of stuff 0.99

00:20:26.080 You bunch of degenerates

00:20:27.460 how could you how could you chat the other thing is when at some point oh i must have said to 0.97

00:20:33.700 someone what are all these cancers around they said something about balloons and inhaling balloons

00:20:38.140 and the first thing i thought was like oh so it's like putting glue in a paper bag or a or a plastic

00:20:45.920 bag and inhaling glue like in other words really really tragically pathetically lame right and then 0.97

00:20:54.500 i thought oh no is it a bit more like doing poppers animal nitrate and that's just super gay 0.98

00:21:00.020 isn't it so is this a gay thing is the balloon thing is it to do with like gayness and they're 0.82

00:21:05.200 like no i'm like are you sure you start like looking around everyone you're hanging out with 0.55

00:21:08.960 oh god what am i got myself into yeah i just uh all right so uh he was pulled over and he tried

00:21:19.300 to sit there's the there's the steering wheel and he tried to sit in the passenger seat and the

00:21:25.560 cop's just like who was driving and he's like not answering he's like no I'm gonna arrest you if you

00:21:29.960 don't tell me who's driving this is like not answering he's like looking up at him like not

00:21:33.600 answering he's going can I make a phone call and the cop's like no get out of the car who was

00:21:39.340 driving anyway quite quickly he admits that he was the one driving he tried to not admit he didn't 0.99

00:21:46.340 he didn't resist the rest or anything but anyway what a moron imagine that being a multi multi 0.98

00:21:53.380 millionaire top top flight player international player actually um and you're just doing like 0.99

00:22:01.180 these nitrous balloon things whilst driving what a retard and it's not as cool as did you see vince 0.95

00:22:08.320 mcmahon's crash last year yeah yeah he had that massive crash where the police officers chasing 0.96

00:22:14.260 after him because he's speeding and then he like flips his like i think he was in a lamborghini or

00:22:18.600 something yeah that was quite a significant crash that was a massive crash and he seemed like he was

00:22:23.140 a bit shaken but he was fine like he's like almost 80 and he just sat there and he can respond to

00:22:29.100 the police office like do you know how fast you'll go oh i was missing my granddaughter's birthday i

00:22:33.340 needed to pick a present up for her oh vince oh vince sterling's not as cool as that twice disgraced

00:22:41.440 or is it thrice disgraced Vince McMahon now?

00:22:43.840 Don't look into the text messages

00:22:46.840 that Vince McMahon was sending

00:22:48.160 when he was on trend. 0.94

00:22:49.680 They're gross.

00:22:50.820 I don't even know about the text messages.

00:22:52.300 I just know that some of the things

00:22:56.340 he was involved in.

00:22:58.620 Well, yeah, there was the Ring Boy scandal 0.52

00:23:02.520 from back in the day.

00:23:03.760 Not great.

00:23:04.240 Well, I wasn't even thinking about that.

00:23:05.380 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:23:06.880 Anyway, don't look into it.

00:23:08.440 why he's disgraced um but not in jail um he's got deep ties to the truth you see

00:23:16.860 yeah linda mcmahon is part of the government in the government yeah is she still state uh like

00:23:22.720 what is it secretary of education i think it's education yeah i'm not sure if she still is she

00:23:26.360 certainly was linda mcmahon literally in the government um i wonder if shane mcmahon will

00:23:32.460 run for president one day oh would you vote would you vote shane i mean at that point you've just

00:23:38.900 you've just come out and gone like yeah politics is wrestling it's actually wrestling at which

00:23:45.060 point i can only hope that the it's all settled in a hell in a cell at which point shane's shane's

00:23:51.680 kind of got an advantage because he's willing to take the dives yeah shane took great bumps

00:23:56.640 he was really good at selling back in the day he was a good wrestler wasn't he yeah right you've

00:24:00.940 got to give him credit for that he would do high-risk stuff as well off the off the top turn

00:24:04.660 back or off like the top of a cell or yeah loads of higher risk stuff wouldn't it even 10 years

00:24:09.960 ago 2016 in the most boring hell in a cell match ever still had a very very good high spot against

00:24:16.960 him and undertaker where it's like a 20-foot cell and he jumped off the side of it to try and do an

00:24:22.540 elbow drop like that takes some guts i want him as president

00:24:27.760 what was the type of match where you have to climb up a ladder and grab like a suitcase that's

00:24:35.080 suspended from the ceiling what money in the bank yeah what about a money in the bank match for the

00:24:40.140 presidency all the part of the presidency all the parties have to put forward a money in the bank

00:24:45.080 contender so so to maximize the chances you're up between edge Jeff Hardy Matt

00:24:52.820 Hardy obviously against opposite parties for the drama I was thinking no

00:24:57.840 like a Mysterio but no just like the Democrats have their actual candidate

00:25:02.520 like like Gavin Newsom versus Shane McMahon for the Republicans in one of

00:25:08.660 those matches for the presidency you know I'd buy that for a dollar yeah I'd

00:25:12.980 my bad for a dollar robocop won there not many people seen that doesn't know it's scripted

00:25:20.420 what it's good it's not scripted i mean what are you on about

00:25:25.940 wrestling's real bro do you see the things that like man do you see wrestling so real bro like

00:25:31.220 man do you see how amped up they get you can't fake that can't fake that no way no way you see

00:25:36.580 him get cuts that's real blood what you think that's fake blood what do you think that undertaker's

00:25:40.180 urn was fake i mean come on come on paul bearer came back to life like three times right come on

00:25:47.480 that's so real yeah don't tell me the spanish announcer's table isn't rigged full to collapse

00:25:53.500 in on itself don't tell me that's not that's so real bro okay all right let's get back to lucy

00:26:01.740 let be the baby killer need we really damning let be hospital report they failed the and babies died

00:26:09.340 Yeah, okay. Lives could have been saved had bosses and doctors acted sooner.

00:26:15.880 Yeah, they've come to the conclusion there's some sort of systemic problem, at least on that wall,

00:26:19.660 but it will be across the whole NHS, more or less, won't it?

00:26:21.700 Health Secretary says treatment of shattered families is reprehensible.

00:26:25.500 Yeah, they're saying that they didn't tell the families of the babies quickly enough what was going on.

00:26:30.680 And also the inquiry said that at least the last three babies let be as alleged to have murdered

00:26:37.340 could well have been saved

00:26:39.100 because the hospital and the authorities

00:26:41.960 had loads and loads of suspicions

00:26:43.360 and even evidence

00:26:44.200 and that they should have stopped her

00:26:46.040 at least a bit before they did

00:26:50.200 which would have saved the lives

00:26:51.620 at least of three of the babies.

00:26:54.660 That's it.

00:26:55.560 That is really pretty much all the detail

00:26:58.580 in the mainstream media today.

00:27:00.560 All right, The Guardian, revolting The Guardian.

00:27:03.220 It's absolutely revolting to me, Harry.

00:27:05.060 It turns my stomach. 0.66

00:27:05.820 It makes me want to, it honestly makes me want to puke that it exists in this country.

00:27:12.300 This guy, this guy's an actor, TV actor in America.

00:27:16.900 What's his name?

00:27:17.280 Matthew Rhys.

00:27:19.040 He's won some Emmys and they're saying he's like, he's the darling of the American small screen at the moment.

00:27:25.700 Never heard of him.

00:27:26.300 Never heard of him, yeah.

00:27:27.060 I don't watch much TV at all.

00:27:29.280 Certainly not sort of right up to date recent American TV.

00:27:34.480 So I don't know who he is.

00:27:35.820 But he's been in the news cycle the last couple of days that he's the guy.

00:27:41.060 He's the flavour of the month on American TV.

00:27:43.780 There you go.

00:27:44.460 I honestly could not tell you what shows he's been in or who he is.

00:27:51.560 Never seen his face before.

00:27:54.300 But I don't watch much TV.

00:27:56.240 All right.

00:27:56.500 NHS faces big changes after devastating Let Me Review.

00:28:00.800 All right.

00:28:01.900 Slightly interesting story here.

00:28:03.500 it says 1,500 people a day quit their jobs to become carers

00:28:09.120 where are they getting that from well it's because so many people are claiming benefits

00:28:17.620 like pip oh oh stay at home yeah errors for dependents yeah yeah okay that's so many people

00:28:25.980 millions of people are claiming health benefits in various ways or for mental health that then

00:28:35.320 they need a carer or you can get you can get you get it yeah it's just like there's some sort of

00:28:41.500 pandemic of that a reform leader in wales stands down after arresting mildly interesting a little

00:28:46.400 bit of a a a blot on reforms uh copy sheet um coming off the back of that 72 million quid they

00:28:56.800 got the other day oh yeah which uh you know target on their backs could swing an election well

00:29:02.480 swings and roundabouts isn't it funny old game politics funny old game yeah swings and round

00:29:06.380 abouts their leader in wales uh was arrested released without charge at this point but who

00:29:14.060 knows whether there's be charges to come he wasn't held on reminder I think for

00:29:17.880 assault was it controlling behavior and assault against who does it say no yeah

00:29:27.920 the details are the exact details of it are not clear like because he said he's

00:29:33.860 stepping down for personal reasons and then like reporters you know professional

00:29:37.900 reporters were like it's weird there's probably something more to this and the

00:29:41.720 police did that thing where they say we can confirm we arrested a man 42 or

00:29:46.640 everyone's I don't know if he's 42 but you know they that matches the

00:29:49.200 description yeah to begin with the police will do that we can we can say we

00:29:53.120 arrested a man of this age from this area and then reporters can be like well

00:29:58.480 it's that dude it's this famous dude whoever it is obviously it's that dude

00:30:02.660 so that's where we are at the moment the details of exactly what he did have not

00:30:06.920 come out or didn't do have not come out but he was arrested released without

00:30:11.520 charge and again not not held on remand um but it's not necessarily the end of the case at the

00:30:17.020 end of the story but he has stepped down whether behind the scenes nigel or the senior leadership

00:30:23.540 at reform said you're done step down or whether he just himself realized it's best if i step down

00:30:29.380 either way he has so he was that he was the leader of reform in wales so they've they've lost they've

00:30:38.240 lost him whether that's sort of a massive blow to Nigel in the top team Dan Thomas his name is

00:30:44.220 sorry I'd forgotten his name Dan Thomas that's not great well Shakespeare was it I'm not even

00:30:49.760 going to make an attempt um and I wonder if it's much of a blow to them really or whether they'll

00:30:57.660 just swap him out for someone else and they don't really care it's not exactly a household name

00:31:02.420 was he I think he's a defector from the Tories wasn't he wasn't he I don't I don't I don't know

00:31:07.360 anything about the reform wales situation personally anyway anyway yep they've lost their

00:31:12.600 uh in in at least mild disgrace at least for now all right no biggie all right uh the independent

00:31:21.080 inside the sanctuary the shadowy westminster crypto power club uh really that sounds like

00:31:29.240 sort of a manufactured thing to me what there are crypto bros yeah i mean it's it's worth it's worth

00:31:36.440 knowing about them and what they're after why they're sponsoring so many politicians and what

00:31:40.660 they expect to get out of it i don't hold them that against them so much just just as the same

00:31:46.920 as it's good to know about any and all outside money coming into politics right you want to know

00:31:52.260 who's doing it and what they're expecting to get out the other end sure absolutely all i meant was

00:31:57.040 the idea that

00:31:58.240 Katie Rosinski

00:32:00.700 trying to characterise it as

00:32:04.780 the sanctuary, that it's some sort of

00:32:07.480 skull and bone style

00:32:09.080 it's some sort of

00:32:11.480 like secret power

00:32:13.340 fraternity or something like that, it's like come on

00:32:15.380 it's just another

00:32:17.380 cabal of really really rich men, yeah there's

00:32:19.420 loads of them, yeah it's good to know about it

00:32:21.120 I'm not saying you don't need to know about it

00:32:23.480 or don't care about it but

00:32:24.500 trying to make it out of something

00:32:26.660 than one of these other i wouldn't be shocked if they have a weird thing called the sanctuary but

00:32:30.240 they'll only have called it that because like crypto bros tend to be a bunch of nerds yeah

00:32:34.360 yep we're gonna call ourselves the sanctuary we're gonna meet downstairs in the basement

00:32:40.820 we can play dnd together yep there you go almost certainly something like that that checks out

00:32:47.800 almost certainly something like that uh little story the the prince of wales this man there

00:32:53.940 who's going to be the king of england one day almost certainly um he launches a 250 000 pound

00:33:00.820 fund to revive a dartmoor village and there is with a is it a lemur or is it uh is that a llama

00:33:08.040 or an alpaca i'm not sure which is the bigger one because that looks quite small i think maybe

00:33:12.840 the llama is the bigger ones or it might be a baby one they mightn't it yeah who knows and these are

00:33:18.660 people in the chat probably saying oh my god bro it's a and then it's like a third type of animal

00:33:24.460 who knows all right who cares no one really cares about that three lucy let me baby murders could

00:33:29.800 have been stopped all right we got it the times the venerable times this woman for some reason

00:33:35.820 i think she they had a film uh what's it daisy edgar edgar jones again never heard of her i think

00:33:43.320 there was a movie or a tv show of sense and sensibility another one i think it was sense

00:33:48.700 and sensibility and she was in that i think it's funny how it's like there's there's like four

00:33:53.900 four like gothic novels for women right from the from the eight from the 19th or 18th century and

00:34:00.960 you just cycle through those every so often with prestigious television with the bbc you just cycle

00:34:05.720 through those oh it's been five years since we've done pride and prejudice there you go let's get

00:34:10.600 she's gonna say that it's been three years since we last did a jane austen

00:34:14.760 thing let's do it again we've done emily bronte or whatever recently so okay they bring out

00:34:21.000 wuthering heights less frequently because it's because it's so dark and saucy yeah

00:34:27.400 there's no happy ending in that one i beg your pardon oh oh sorry sorry didn't even intend that

00:34:35.880 they'll be so foul i'm sorry this is a family yeah okay failure to act allowed let me to kill

00:34:43.640 three babies all right right to work from home boost okay these stories aren't great today i 0.98

00:34:48.120 must say there's sterling trying to pretend he wasn't driving the car whilst under the influence

00:34:52.200 of drugs balloon but he was yeah balloonatic i hope the daily star gave you a bonus for that

00:34:58.600 one mr editor yeah whoever came up with that motorway madness balloonatic football footballer

00:35:04.600 pleads guilty over £270,000 car crash

00:35:07.060 and confessing, possessing hippie crack. 0.75

00:35:11.660 Really?

00:35:12.420 I've never heard that.

00:35:13.340 Not that I'm steeped in the world of nitrous oxide use.

00:35:17.520 As we've established.

00:35:18.420 As we've established.

00:35:20.180 But I've never heard it called hippie crack.

00:35:23.460 Have you ever heard that?

00:35:25.040 No.

00:35:25.180 No, right.

00:35:25.860 Nonsense.

00:35:26.720 Just nonsense.

00:35:27.680 Let the sun go with it as well.

00:35:28.800 Look, there he is, apparently,

00:35:30.460 apparently, at the wheel, doing a balloon.

00:35:33.120 Caught on camera doing it.

00:35:34.140 He's not even really in his lane properly there, in his crappy Lambo SUV. 0.85

00:35:39.820 I say crappy, an extremely expensive car.

00:35:42.780 You know, I've noticed driving the motorways recently, people can't stay in their lanes anymore.

00:35:47.700 There's just a complete collapse in driving etiquette and driving ability.

00:35:52.040 And now I'm wondering...

00:35:53.040 What changed? I wonder why.

00:35:54.020 Are they all just doing Noz at the wheel? 0.97

00:35:56.020 Is that what I'm experiencing?

00:35:58.340 See, Noz, when you say Noz, I'm thinking of playing like Road Rash 2 on the Mega Drive

00:36:03.620 and you've got NOS and you press it

00:36:04.980 and you go extra fast

00:36:05.980 I wish I could do that 0.96

00:36:08.760 and just plough through all of these people

00:36:10.560 but no, I mean some guy

00:36:12.740 hoofing a balloon at the wheel

00:36:14.680 driving standards are worse

00:36:16.520 much worse than they used to be

00:36:17.440 I wonder what changed 1.00

00:36:18.380 is it a load of third worlders 1.00

00:36:20.120 that come here 1.00

00:36:20.760 and haven't even necessarily

00:36:21.640 got a proper driving licence

00:36:22.680 or they've got a driving licence

00:36:24.000 in their country

00:36:25.780 where the standards are way

00:36:27.700 way way way way lower

00:36:29.220 or what are the roads like in Ghana?

00:36:31.760 what's the average standard

00:36:33.560 of driving in india you know oh god yeah when i was doing when i did the witton um i gave um

00:36:40.760 i gave marcus a lift uh a lift back to where he was going he needed to go to to the airport in

00:36:45.720 birmingham and pick up a car and so we were driving down um the motorway and we were stuck

00:36:52.120 in the slow lane behind this little hatchback that was going 30 miles an hour down the motorway okay

00:37:00.280 30 miles an hour, everybody was stuck, people were speeding past us, couldn't actually get

00:37:05.260 into the lane until some...

00:37:06.380 It's really dangerous, isn't it?

00:37:07.400 Yeah, really dangerous.

00:37:08.160 Going too slow on a motorway is really dangerous.

00:37:10.400 It's more dangerous than going 110, isn't it?

00:37:12.460 Some gentleman slowed down enough to give me some space to merge into the middle lane

00:37:16.500 and overtake.

00:37:17.380 Who was it we passed by, driving their little car at 30 miles an hour down a motorway? 1.00

00:37:24.620 A black woman. 0.97

00:37:25.960 Oh, I thought it was going to be someone from the right wing sphere that was leaving the 0.97

00:37:29.860 it was what it was like am or something no it was it was a black woman and then further on

00:37:38.660 down the motorway like a good 20 miles down the motorway we stopped at a services toilet break

00:37:45.300 got ourselves a little snack got back onto the road and almost immediately got stuck behind the

00:37:50.420 same woman because it had taken her that long to catch up to where we were i couldn't believe it

00:37:55.060 oh dear oh dear oh dear yeah you notice quite often really really bad driving now yeah it seems 0.96

00:38:02.860 and it's like and you look and it's nearly always a fat black woman well not even necessarily that 0.97

00:38:10.200 but just or a subcontinental or someone who's at a glance not native to these islands let's put it 0.94

00:38:16.300 that way yeah all right sterling mess so sterling mess clever word play on sterling moss all right

00:38:26.640 the financial times yemen trouble in the yemen houthis snare riad in war um the saudis are doing

00:38:38.180 stuff against the houthis in yemen and and these are some of the houthis burying some of their dead

00:38:43.820 in sanar i believe that's how you pronounce it the capital of yemen uh but you me and uh faraz

00:38:50.060 on the podcast earlier in the week wasn't it um and it's a very very it's a very very complicated

00:38:54.380 picture there's no point really going into it now it's already 20 so i'm not going to go into it in

00:38:58.860 any real detail here or now but go and watch the segment from monday if you want more details but

00:39:03.820 just to sum up uh saudi can't really do much about the hooties oh well yeah unless they went on a

00:39:10.780 massive massive war footing and even then firaz was saying it's basically impossible even then

00:39:15.900 firaz was saying that i don't believe that and um well geographically yemen is a difficult country

00:39:26.540 to invade i think but if the saudis wanted to you know because they've got almost endless money

00:39:34.460 and they'll be able to buy on the open market almost anything they want perhaps not an off

00:39:41.260 the shelf nuke or something but short of that anything they want if they wanted to go on some

00:39:48.100 sort of full-blown war footing but they they don't want it and for us was saying wasn't he

00:39:53.380 that even the house of al-Saud don't want a ridiculously strong army because it's that's

00:40:01.300 then a problem for them well they'll get overthrown yeah that's the problem in a lot of

00:40:05.620 those um uh those like theocracies in the middle east is that yeah we can't we we can't actually be

00:40:13.800 that strong militarily because the military will immediately overthrow us 0.76

00:40:18.800 well that's what you get for having such a crazy society yeah yeah saudi arabia 0.87

00:40:30.140 and it's not a very civilised society, in my opinion. 0.79

00:40:38.660 All right.

00:40:41.680 Fresh test for Healy, the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

00:40:44.880 A state pension poised to cross income tax threshold.

00:40:48.620 Benefit set to hit...

00:40:49.900 Well, pension set to hit £13,000 a year.

00:40:55.500 Costs consume 4.9% of GDP.

00:40:58.400 It's quite a lot, isn't it,

00:40:59.460 for the pension fears of burden on elderly okay again we haven't really got time to

00:41:06.300 talk for any rule in depth about the nature of our pensions but there you go just healy

00:41:12.500 in one of the other on one of the other main websites this morning it was saying that people

00:41:18.520 have been people economists have been saying to healy john healy you've got to cut spending

00:41:26.340 or increase taxes but i wonder which they'll go for but but they know real economists know

00:41:35.260 not just people larping as an economist like that gary stevenson real economists

00:41:41.200 know that it's a false economy to tax people and business and industry after a certain point

00:41:48.680 it becomes a false economy right because for various reasons you don't actually get that

00:41:53.780 money in they leave people go become so poor they go into a lower tax bracket loads and loads of

00:41:59.060 different things that it's a bell curve so if you tax too much yeah you keep putting the rates up

00:42:05.820 but you actually what the treasury gets starts going down so you can increase taxes but it's a

00:42:13.380 false economy at a certain point and we're very very close to that point the top of that bell curve

00:42:17.620 is what you're talking about the what the laffer curve okay that's that that's what exactly what

00:42:24.420 that is yeah yeah okay i didn't know the name of it i don't know what you call it arthur laffer

00:42:29.620 um the idea that the there's like an ideal rate of tax where you're getting the most revenue and

00:42:37.320 if you go past that people are just going to try and exactly yeah yeah like that after that point

00:42:42.420 you're bringing in less revenue sorry yes you're right exactly that yeah and that we're we're

00:42:47.160 basically at the point that the basically right at the top of that bell curve if not already

00:42:53.360 peaked already on the down curve slightly so so in other words cut spending in other words

00:42:59.060 obviously cut spending for the NHS pensions and welfare they're the three main things when you

00:43:06.280 look at what we spend the three biggest things by far by far are those three things but it's not in

00:43:15.180 Labour's sort of DNA is it it's not in their sort of political world view to do that Beijing invokes

00:43:23.300 Mao era with tough controls on citizens overseas travels and mildly interesting sorry I thought

00:43:30.460 that Xi Jinping that Winnie the Pooh fella is imposing travel restrictions for Chinese people

00:43:38.060 leaving china um for various reasons uh to do he's saying to do with state security

00:43:44.800 um i doubt it will go anywhere near the mao era where it was sort of almost a hermit kingdom

00:43:50.640 well not kingdom obviously but you know well i mean yeah it's hurtled up it's a movement of

00:43:54.940 chinese people out of china and foreign people into china is very very very very restricted

00:43:59.120 until not that long ago actually didn't it take kissinger and nixon to open up the economy in uh

00:44:05.180 in in china in the 70s and even then they did a visit yeah they did a visit yeah in fact i

00:44:13.040 referenced that the other day onto the world stage nixon kissinger went to china and visited

00:44:18.160 mao and spoke to mao in the early 70s yeah but that didn't open up china in any way that was

00:44:24.920 just the very very first it was the first step yeah it was a very very first step only no even

00:44:31.760 when I was young even when I was young and not that young in the 1990s it was still the case

00:44:38.140 that there was relatively minimal movement in and out of China you didn't vast majority of people

00:44:46.400 you don't just go on holiday to China you don't just get a flight to Shanghai no and as for normal

00:44:53.620 Chinese people leaving not much I mean you could some could of course but

00:45:00.180 largely not anyway apparently Xi Jinping Winnie the Pooh is invoking Mao era

00:45:08.020 tougher controls on the movement of his peoples at the moment but the eye paper

00:45:16.300 interesting what do you make of this is this sort of complete NATO nonsense or

00:45:20.140 do you think this is real the eye paper says russian spies recruit recruiting uk teenagers

00:45:25.680 british children being offered money guns and training to make explosives and poisons

00:45:31.480 investigation discovers in troubling escalation of gray war i mean maybe maybe could be maybe

00:45:39.800 there have been a number of reports over the past few months about russia um trying to sabotage um

00:45:46.300 like flights in germany and stuff like that and i mean we are kind of at war with them so

00:45:52.920 it wouldn't be outside of the realm of possibility that they want to do some internal subterfuge

00:45:57.960 it's not out it's not outside the realms of possibility yeah recruiting uk teenagers like

00:46:03.560 i'd be interested what kind of british teenagers that they're aiming for which which which are the

00:46:08.900 kind of british teenagers that may have no loyalty to their home country and be willing

00:46:14.120 to sabotage everything it does it may well be true and on some level probably is but it feels

00:46:20.760 more to me this reporting anyway feels more to me like the type of thing because i've experienced it

00:46:27.740 a number of times now where the establishment the deep state whatever you want to call it

00:46:34.020 wants to go to war with somebody and they just gin up fear loads yeah makes make stuff up loads

00:46:43.000 Manufacture things loads

00:46:44.800 Until they get what they want

00:46:46.920 Like for example 0.98

00:46:48.120 Assad, Assad is the baddie 0.89

00:46:50.600 He's done all these things 0.96

00:46:52.840 Look at all these things 0.98

00:46:53.860 Saddam Hussein is the baddie 0.99

00:46:56.240 And don't get me wrong, I'm not standing 0.97

00:46:58.220 For Assad or Saddam Hussein 0.99

00:47:00.820 You know, I think Saddam Hussein 1.00

00:47:02.980 Was a scumbag, absolute, absolute scumbag 1.00

00:47:05.180 But what I'm saying is 1.00

00:47:06.840 Yeah, or like for example

00:47:08.120 How they dealt with Gaddafi 0.94

00:47:10.520 Gaddafi's an evil baddie 0.99

00:47:12.080 oh actually he's a goodie now because Blair likes him oh he's a baddie again he's evil 0.93

00:47:15.040 they do that they do that it feels like it feels like this although it may be true let me just

00:47:20.140 quickly read well I mean oftentimes you find the connecting factor between all of these people who

00:47:24.860 suddenly become terrible baddies and need to be stopped overnight is that all of a sudden they

00:47:31.160 want to disconnect their economies from the global banking and financial system and have a level of 0.78

00:47:37.840 financial independence gaddafi was trying to do that assad was uh you know hooked up with russia

00:47:44.120 and russia has bricks which is an attempt to get away from the dollar system it's almost like if

00:47:49.040 you want to get away from the global american dollar system and therefore not have america's

00:47:54.500 economic boot on your throat all of a sudden out of nowhere did you know that saddam hussein is

00:48:01.900 weapons of mass destruction. 0.88

00:48:04.020 Did you know that Assad

00:48:05.380 is doing all of these terrible things?

00:48:08.240 Did you know that these are basically

00:48:09.720 fascist states murdering their own citizens 0.93

00:48:11.960 for literally no reason, because they're evil? 0.84

00:48:14.660 All of a sudden,

00:48:16.420 the CIA blowing up your

00:48:17.900 aeroplane out of nowhere.

00:48:19.920 CIA out of nowhere. Yeah, we did a

00:48:21.980 very good, me and Dan Tubb did a very

00:48:24.140 good, I think, very, very good

00:48:25.440 long-form bit of content.

00:48:27.740 It must have been on his Brokonomics, not my Epochs.

00:48:31.900 about a book quite famous book called confessions of an economic hitman oh yeah i've got that one

00:48:38.540 yeah yeah read that if you're interested it's exactly what you're talking about yeah and this

00:48:41.820 guy was more in the 60s and 70s and 80s and the story is about how countries all around the world

00:48:47.060 often in central and south america but it could be anywhere in the world and was anywhere in the

00:48:50.720 world and the deal is you your country whoever you are you put yourself in debt to us the united

00:48:58.700 states you buy everything you need off of us we'll loan you the money the imf or the world bank or

00:49:05.180 just american banks will loan you the money and then you get infrastructure built whether it's

00:49:11.780 dams schools roads hospitals whatever but then you you're in debt to us for forever and don't worry

00:49:18.460 so that's the deal but so that's the carrots are non-negotiable by the way yeah and that's the

00:49:23.800 carrot that's the carrot because if you refuse that deal then the stick is uh yeah we subvert

00:49:30.960 infiltrate and subvert your country and if that doesn't work we'll send in the cia to start 0.98

00:49:35.840 murdering people your aeroplane your president's airplane might just mysteriously blow up out of 0.99

00:49:40.180 the air out of nowhere and if that doesn't work the marine at a certain point the marine corps

00:49:45.860 gets sent in yeah well i mean i mean um i uh that's the stick so carrot and stick i i've i've

00:49:52.040 been sent fessions of an economic hit man i'm gonna review a book soon it's kind of beaten me

00:49:56.760 to the punch on something it's from antelope hill uh an author called kerry bolton called the rise

00:50:02.500 of the dollar empire where he's talking about all the various different ways from basically as soon

00:50:08.220 as the second world war ended and even if you go to say like i think it was the um i think it might

00:50:14.700 have been the yalta conference the one where churchill fdr and stalin were all there was that

00:50:20.080 yalta yeah um america had basically been plotting oh yes as soon as we get the opportunity

00:50:27.280 we're ripping apart the british empire as soon as we get the opportunity all of the imperial

00:50:33.020 overseas empires of europe we don't like them very much we're going to find ways to rip them apart

00:50:38.380 and that was american policy going forward so this book is documenting all of the various

00:50:43.660 different ways that america in the 50s and 60s and 70s undermined all of our overseas colonies

00:50:50.300 in various different economic ways through sanctions and little incentives and carrots

00:50:56.400 and sticks like you're talking about it's interesting it's not like they just do it to

00:51:01.180 random third world countries that you've never heard of we were a massive impediment to them

00:51:06.520 having a global empire like they have right now so they needed us out of the way yeah yeah we were 0.65

00:51:12.160 stupid enough to bankrupt ourselves and make it really easy for them to do it it's interesting

00:51:16.720 when you look in detail of accounts from senior people i mean really senior people the joint 0.98

00:51:22.160 chiefs of staff people in the white house and the state department during the war world war ii and

00:51:27.700 after the amount of anti-british sentiment is through the roof yeah oh yeah well because they

00:51:33.740 knew that even then even then we were still one of the world's main powers and the united states

00:51:40.280 wanted to be the hegemon of the world from their own so you can see why that's the next thing i was

00:51:47.640 just about to say from their point of view you can't blame them we you know it so anyway there 0.60

00:51:55.000 is that is that is the case all right um let's read the blurb here kremlin agents are believed

00:52:02.260 to have hijacked online chat groups where violence obsessed young people plan attacks

00:52:08.140 Really? It marks increased use of, quote, disposable agents in the West, recruited to carry out sabotage and intelligence gathering.

00:52:20.040 Really? At least two attacks have already taken place in Britain in connection with one Russian-linked group, the iPaper can reveal.

00:52:27.620 okay law enforcement agencies across europe and us have raised alarm about chat groups

00:52:35.060 which incite ever more extreme acts 0.80

00:52:38.300 chat groups spells like bullshit all right i'm not supposed to use the s word sorry about that 0.94

00:52:47.020 let's just move on i just am i sensing am i sensing a plot to get into your whatsapp group 0.96

00:52:52.660 chats yeah and no i'm not even joking there oh like this is going to be another avenue for prevent

00:52:59.520 oh yeah probably that's all that's probably yeah that's all that's going to be okay the daily

00:53:05.160 torograph german-owned zionist anti-british anti-white slop is that a fair characterization

00:53:10.840 of what i think that's what it is so there's that pretty lady i've never heard of before today

00:53:15.800 called daisy who's in on tv or is it a film don't care it is nice that at the very least you're 1.00

00:53:21.520 allowed to see pretty women on screen again yeah once in a blue moon they get through the filter 0.93

00:53:26.960 no there's more and more of them recently that's it i i think i i think hollywood and television 1.00

00:53:32.580 realize that ugly hags don't sell yeah it doesn't sell that well does it

00:53:38.620 mayors to control water companies fears that burnham's plan to hand powers to new boards 1.00

00:53:45.080 will create more red tape yeah almost certainly yeah oh all right let's just let's just move on 0.99

00:53:51.280 on the front page of the mail today it's a stupid story that's the old spencer yeah 0.99

00:53:59.680 princess diana's lady dyer's brother he's wrote he's written a book years later talking about 0.99

00:54:07.920 the immediate aftermath of her death in that car crash in paris and how king charles reacted to it

00:54:14.720 right maybe i'm too young i've never cared about diana were you not even born when were you born

00:54:22.360 again 96 didn't it happen in 1996 or 1997 no 19 happened in 97 or 98 so anyway he's far too young

00:54:31.220 yeah far far too young i'm way i'm way too young so i like looking back when you see how much the

00:54:38.540 nation mourned for her i don't get it i didn't get it i don't get it i didn't get it at the time

00:54:44.920 she was being ridiculed from pillar to post at the time oh i bet because i was what was i was

00:54:50.960 15 or so i think what was i 16 i was still a paper boy i was a relatively old paper boy

00:54:56.460 but i was working class so any money you can get yeah um i was a paper boy and i remember

00:55:00.800 I remember it clearly and anyway just before she died she was she was estranged from from Charles

00:55:08.240 She was in a relationship with Dodi al-fayed Mohammed al-fayed son like a Muslim man 0.59

00:55:14.040 Super rich or son of a billionaire rich dude. Oh, she truly was the nation's treasure doing something like that 0.91

00:55:20.440 And she was going on a holiday loads with him and with long telephoto lens. They kept taking pictures of her in her bikini

00:55:26.820 with Dodi al-fayed and

00:55:30.800 the country in the papers and this this was going on for days and days and days a week or two before

00:55:35.800 she died running up to her death and almost every day in the papers again i was a paper boy so at

00:55:41.440 least i see the front pages it's been my whole life looking at front pages you've wrapped straight

00:55:46.220 back around yeah just a jumped up paper boy even now basically yeah and uh for days and days and

00:55:53.840 days it was like how embarrassing is the princess of wealth because they weren't divorced yeah or

00:55:58.560 Were they divorced? 0.97

00:56:00.800 Anyway, anyway, it was like, what an embarrassment. 1.00

00:56:03.840 Without quite saying it, what a floozy she is. 1.00

00:56:09.800 Without quite saying it. 1.00

00:56:11.860 What an embarrassment she is. 0.99

00:56:14.480 Then she dies in that car crash.

00:56:17.080 And then it's like, she's the princess of hearts.

00:56:20.460 She's our darling.

00:56:21.940 We can't believe she's gone.

00:56:24.140 We're so terribly devastated.

00:56:25.660 I mean, genuine outpouring of emotion

00:56:28.320 from normal people, and what I'm saying is the media and the news

00:56:30.260 they were suddenly like, oh, the Queen of Hearts

00:56:32.420 or whatever they called her

00:56:33.220 it's like, er, weren't you trying to destroy

00:56:35.920 her reputation, weren't you trying to

00:56:37.800 character assassinate her as hard as

00:56:40.300 you possibly could, day after day after day 1.00

00:56:42.120 and now she's

00:56:43.400 died, hounded to death

00:56:45.600 sort of, if you believe that narrative, by a paparazzi

00:56:48.480 now she's 0.99

00:56:49.980 the Queen of Hearts or whatever 1.00

00:56:51.280 anyway, now the old

00:56:54.160 spencer has written a book about it and it's going to be published very very soon it's already

00:56:57.860 written and and and printed and everything there was a lorry load of them i guess on their way to

00:57:03.860 the shops in holland and it got hijacked or stolen and a bunch of these books have been stolen that's

00:57:09.800 it apparently the mail thinks that's the most important thing going on in the world right now

00:57:14.320 is that a few of these books that have already like as if as if the secrets are going to be

00:57:20.360 released early it's not well this is part of the thing that i don't get i can understand

00:57:24.380 at the time that it was a big shock and a lot of i mean it's still a bit bizarre to me that

00:57:29.700 everybody was so torn up about it but like almost 30 years later people are still trying to make

00:57:35.460 some money off the back of it it's just a bit weird yeah her own brother as well yeah yeah

00:57:40.860 stop trying to make money out of it earl spencer yeah yeah gross have some self-respect

00:57:47.260 no 0.91

00:57:49.320 so it doesn't matter how blue blood

00:57:52.280 how blue your blood is 0.90

00:57:53.900 you can still be a shameless 1.00

00:57:56.020 cretin can't you 1.00

00:57:57.240 also what new is there to say about it

00:58:00.140 I don't know

00:58:01.780 he's going to

00:58:02.740 I imagine it's going to be

00:58:05.040 apparently the most explosive thing about it

00:58:07.540 is the bits where he talks about

00:58:09.240 how Charles reacted to hearing the news

00:58:11.280 so I guess it's really salacious

00:58:12.920 like I don't know god knows what

00:58:14.100 he broke down in tears or whatever

00:58:15.700 or he went silent or...

00:58:17.700 God knows what it was, but...

00:58:18.980 Yeah, the old Spencer trying to make a bit of bunts out of that. 0.89

00:58:22.640 Gross.

00:58:23.300 All right, The Metro. 0.88

00:58:24.580 What a crazy front page this is.

00:58:27.780 Reforms, quote, dehumanising, quote, video game.

00:58:31.400 Zap the boat's storm.

00:58:34.720 Farage accused of sick stunt as party launches

00:58:37.700 bit of fun arcade-style app.

00:58:40.460 Apparently the story is

00:58:41.780 is that Reform have actually released some sort of app,

00:58:44.860 some sort of game where what this says i have them back you send the boats apparently you crash

00:58:52.880 a british boat into the dinghies to send them back it looks like a really straightforward

00:58:58.300 simple game doesn't it yeah it's like an eight bit game one eight bit but it looks like a really

00:59:02.860 really simple like app game anyway because that's the metro get a grip because that's the theme of

00:59:10.340 it uh people of some people some bleeding heart weirdo liberal traitors are like oh it's dehumanizing

00:59:18.120 it's only some pixels calm down it's pixels no real economic migrants were harmed in playing

00:59:25.180 this game and anyway reform have come out and said it's just a bit of fun like calm down and

00:59:30.940 yeah and of course i agree with that one thing i will say though one thing i will say

00:59:36.040 if i was running a party like that i wouldn't spend any time and money and energy on game

00:59:43.120 gaming apps why i mean feel free to i'm not saying yet they can't or there should be a law

00:59:49.440 preventing parties from doing anything i'm not saying anything like that but just

00:59:52.220 why why are you doing that why how is that how has any time money or effort or energy been spent on

00:59:58.620 releasing like some sort of gaming app albeit a straightforward one well i mean anyway they just

01:00:04.880 had an injection of 72 million pounds it's not like they've not got money to put yeah right 0.99

01:00:08.520 sure well anyway there you go what stupid story stupid story yeah all right let's have a quick 0.99

01:00:15.620 look uh we haven't got a poll today and i see a couple people asking in the uh heartbreaking 0.99

01:00:20.100 there's no poll today for technical reasons sorry about that apparently we will have one

01:00:23.720 for you tomorrow all right we usually check in with the price accrued 108 brent at 108 west

01:00:29.860 texas at 104 only a touch higher than yesterday but it's up there now isn't it it's getting up

01:00:34.340 there it's uh not cheap not cheap at the moment all right seeing as it's already nine o'clock

01:00:42.300 let's just do on this go straight to on this day in history have a quick look at that run through

01:00:46.260 that all right down through the centuries on this day in history september the 16th what happened

01:00:52.200 of note let's have a wee look-see oh the mayflower mayflower lovely lovely story there the the the

01:00:59.700 pilgrims yeah understand 1620 the mayflower departs plymouth england with 102 pilgrims and

01:01:06.660 about 30 crew for the new world all downhill from there what for england well in the long run in

01:01:15.120 the long run forgive them they know not what they did because of course they landed at what like

01:01:20.060 what is today cape cod massachusetts nantucket sound or plymouth bay plymouth rock they didn't

01:01:28.760 land on Plymouth Rock. Plymouth Rock landed on them. No? No. That was then I was doing Denzel in

01:01:36.880 oh anyway don't worry about it don't worry about it the pilgrims landed at Plymouth Rock

01:01:41.060 Massachusetts the Mayflower okay on this day in 1795 uh British the British capture Cape Town

01:01:49.760 in South Africa from the Dutch um so yeah the Cape the Cape Colony and we went further and

01:01:57.760 and further we didn't we into like natal and the transvaal and on and on and on eventually we had

01:02:04.000 a couple of wars with the dutch well the first boar war right right the end of the 19th century

01:02:09.840 and uh the second boar war right at the very very end of the 19th century into the year 1900

01:02:16.240 so it's the beginning of all of that but british sailors were um doubling the cape long before that

01:02:23.600 we just decided if we're gonna have this massive this long before the Suez Canal if we're gonna

01:02:28.640 have this big empire in India well and possessions in Australia and whatever we really need to

01:02:34.820 control the Cape makes sense yeah just when you look at a map it just really does yeah it's like 0.97

01:02:39.360 we kind of need this sorry sorry the Dutch we're more powerful than you by the late 18th century

01:02:46.940 that's ours now 0.97

01:02:48.080 okay

01:02:48.860 on this day

01:02:49.600 in 1810

01:02:50.560 priest

01:02:51.880 Miguel Hidalgo

01:02:53.640 y Costilla

01:02:54.360 rings the church bells

01:02:56.960 at Dolores

01:02:57.840 Mexico

01:02:58.280 issuing a call

01:03:00.380 to arms

01:03:00.900 known as

01:03:01.520 the cry of Dolores

01:03:02.460 calling for the end

01:03:04.160 of Spanish rule 1.00

01:03:04.860 celebrated today

01:03:06.400 as Mexican Independence Day

01:03:07.800 cool

01:03:09.900 aye aye aye

01:03:10.600 sure that was the

01:03:13.260 that was the cry

01:03:14.000 that's exactly

01:03:14.700 what it sounded like

01:03:15.400 it's funny that 0.60

01:03:16.260 they all knew hey gringo oh man i'm so tired

01:03:25.860 there's a funny thing going on with me an in joke with me more on state of politics

01:03:33.680 than anywhere else but where i did my dna and on one of them i've got no iberian or spanish

01:03:42.880 ancestry at all but on the other one it said i've got 1.8 basque oh okay the basque region uh now

01:03:51.280 tom yeah yeah tom rousell says that's could well be probably would be noise in the dna

01:03:59.520 anyway it said that and a sort of in joke mainly from state of politics they jumped straight from

01:04:05.520 that to i'm mexican doesn't even make really make sense does it you're gonna start claiming extra

01:04:11.280 nap breaks at work now yeah where's bo oh he's taking his nap just jump straight to you're a

01:04:19.080 mexican okay so true and so people and so there's a few like ai images or uh whatever just where all

01:04:27.100 these ai pictures that you put up on twitter come from yeah for some reason people make ai all sorts

01:04:31.800 of ai images of me i like it oh i know you like 99 of the time i find them hilarious the best one

01:04:38.020 was the baby version of you you like that one yeah yeah that was that you like that one yeah

01:04:41.760 yeah some of them are actually really good some of them are actually really kind of cool uh but

01:04:46.840 of course there's plenty now with like a mexican guy with a big sombrero variants on that what you

01:04:52.100 don't know is that's how he dresses when he's not on camera not denying it no i am i'm strongly

01:05:02.180 denying i've never i've never i've never worn such a thing crazy talk that's crazy talk okay

01:05:06.820 uh so it's just slightly funny to me that Mexico's come I'm actually I actually genuinely am and this

01:05:13.120 isn't a joke quite interested in Mexican history and I've done a bit of a bit of content talking

01:05:19.680 about Mexico in the past I've done a long-form bit of content talking about um um the uh siege

01:05:27.660 of the Alamo and talk all about Santa Ana there and and Mexico and uh done another bit of content

01:05:35.500 where i ended up talking about talking about mexico as well mexican independence history of

01:05:40.380 mexico so all joking aside and in fact me and josh talked four years quite literally three or four

01:05:46.700 years we talked about how we would do some long-form content maybe even a mini series about

01:05:51.320 the history of the war on drugs in mexico nowadays oh yeah like all the mexican cartels and the

01:05:58.160 history of all of all of that we never actually finally got around to it again it's one of those

01:06:02.880 things like the Yugoslavian war is such a rabbit hole the more you read the more you find out the

01:06:08.480 deeper and deeper you realize the rabbit hole is we never actually got around to it but I would 0.69

01:06:12.460 still like to do that at some point you should do it all right on this day in 1848 slavery is

01:06:18.180 abolished in all French territories there's only about 40 years behind us yeah yeah on this day in

01:06:25.800 1920 the Wall Street bombing occurs at one minute past noon when a horse-drawn wagon explodes on

01:06:32.180 wall street new york killing 38 and injuring 143 people there's a picture of it now would this

01:06:38.600 have been italian socialists doing something like this well well they never really found out properly

01:06:48.020 oh really yeah i believe that's the case apologies genuine apologies if i got any

01:06:53.400 if i get anything factually wrong about what i'm about to say but i believe

01:06:58.440 they thought it was anarchists

01:07:02.300 socialist stroke anarchists

01:07:04.000 because there's sort of left wing

01:07:06.280 anarchism isn't there

01:07:07.320 not exactly right wing but

01:07:09.700 more sort of libertarian style anarchism

01:07:12.060 there's two stripes of anarchism

01:07:14.160 isn't there but the main one really

01:07:15.640 the one that was likely to do terrorist things

01:07:17.700 would be the leftist version of anarchist

01:07:20.120 they think it was them because there was a spate

01:07:22.220 of anarchist bombings in America

01:07:24.140 at that time in 1919

01:07:25.920 so

01:07:28.160 So it was almost certainly anarchists, leftist anarchists.

01:07:33.000 But I don't think they ever found out exactly who did it

01:07:37.160 or brought anyone to justice for it.

01:07:39.680 I believe that's what happened there with that.

01:07:43.900 So, okay, it was one of the things like a red scare,

01:07:47.740 like the FBI being formed off the back of it

01:07:52.940 and early J. Edgar Hoover stuff

01:07:56.200 It wasn't just in the United States either

01:08:00.700 It was all over the world

01:08:01.820 Where various stripes of anarchists

01:08:04.780 Were doing terrorist things

01:08:06.500 At that time

01:08:07.680 Wall Street

01:08:10.580 Killing 38 and injuring 143

01:08:12.980 That's not small

01:08:13.620 It was outside the JP Morgan building I believe

01:08:15.960 So there you go 1.00

01:08:18.980 It was a great idea to import a load of Italian anarchists

01:08:21.960 When Italy was going through the red years 0.64

01:08:23.460 yeah okay on this day in 1963 the federation of malaysia formed by malaya singapore uh british

01:08:33.440 north borneo and sarawak you have talked to where have i talked for a bit about the the malaya

01:08:39.640 emergency i think it was on state of politics as well talking about what like the anthony eden years

01:08:45.120 or the macmillan years there's this whole story about the so-called malaya emergency where it was

01:08:51.460 part of the British Empire and communists were trying to take over and we decided we

01:08:55.340 weren't going to have that. We would help the Malayan nationalists fight back against

01:08:59.620 that. There was a whole guerrilla war in Malaya with the SAS and all sorts of stuff.

01:09:05.400 Talked about that before, but okay, that's a long, that's a massive rabbit hole in of

01:09:09.120 itself. Okay, on this day, 1997, Apple Computer Inc. names co-founder Steve Jobs as interim

01:09:15.380 CEO. Does it? I was never a fan of Steve Jobs. I never got it. I never understood why people

01:09:21.100 thought he was some sort of genius dude is i don't know either i don't know enough about steve jobs

01:09:27.620 he seemed like a bit of a manic ideas guy so it's actually bill burr's got a funny bit about that

01:09:34.440 and i just completely agreed with you know when a comedy bit is actually just talking the truth

01:09:39.020 yeah it's like it says it says about steve jobs steve jobs went to like his team of nerds team

01:09:45.600 of scientists his team of people that have got great skills and abilities and he goes to them

01:09:50.960 make this happen

01:09:52.340 oh but he's the genius is he

01:09:56.800 he's the genius

01:09:57.780 he didn't do it

01:09:59.140 he didn't make the iPhone did he

01:10:01.120 Steve Jobs

01:10:01.760 I suppose there's something to be said

01:10:03.040 he just bullied and browbeat people

01:10:04.280 that could do it

01:10:05.180 into doing it

01:10:06.080 there's something to be said

01:10:06.220 with revision

01:10:06.840 well yeah there is that

01:10:08.340 there is that

01:10:08.660 to be fair

01:10:09.360 those guys had a technical skill

01:10:10.920 but they never had the idea

01:10:11.940 to do it in the first place

01:10:12.900 all joking aside

01:10:13.700 that is fair

01:10:14.380 that is fair

01:10:15.360 alright

01:10:16.480 let's have a look at our

01:10:17.900 Rumble Rants and Super Chats

01:10:18.860 um okay first of all that oh global church history in at number one it's a good day

01:10:24.460 there you go yesterday he wasn't in and i was like oh i hope he's all right and then i found

01:10:28.640 out later he was but if you send a rumble rant too early it doesn't register at least on my

01:10:33.860 screens we've got this one he was too early he was too enthusiastic yeah it's too good at his job

01:10:39.560 of being first on the rumble rants global church history he says this um

01:10:45.780 oh i think he might have been too early today as well he says if i was too early

01:10:50.000 um and he gives two two uh factoids every morning his first one says today in 1400

01:10:56.260 owen glendower formerly an english loyalist was made prince of wales yeah that was in the age of

01:11:03.100 henry the fourth i've talked all about that on um on bow day's epochs my history theme show behind

01:11:09.060 the paywall do consider signing up for this five pound a month bronze team membership do you really

01:11:12.800 have such a wealth of content available it's nearly 300 episodes all long form a body of work

01:11:18.900 built up over five years quite literally and without exaggeration hundreds of hours of content

01:11:22.720 yes harry yes thanks for asking very impressive on there i've got a long form series about

01:11:27.960 henry the fourth of course i have of course i have anyway that's in that period yeah where

01:11:34.000 Owen Glendower became like a uh a pretender in Wales fought against the monarchy yeah

01:11:44.400 and even was it before long was he at the Battle of Shrewsbury where Henry V the young

01:11:49.200 15 16 year old Henry V to be he was only Prince of Wales at the time actually fought in a battle

01:11:54.080 even though he's only 15 16 got an arrow in the face by all rights should have killed him

01:12:00.000 probably should have got infected but he didn't anyway i couldn't i i can tell you the exact dates

01:12:05.040 great stories that is cool and the other one you gave us here uh global church history is on this

01:12:10.480 day in 1410 the city of antiquara the heart of andalucia was reconquered by further down the first

01:12:19.840 okay interesting the part of the the ongoing reconquista which took what 700 years 800 years

01:12:24.640 it's a long process it's a long process the reconquista yeah it's not the work of a moment

01:12:29.360 Got it done, though, didn't they?

01:12:30.400 Yeah, they got it done, finally.

01:12:32.380 Got it done.

01:12:33.320 Okay, and the only other Rumble rant this morning

01:12:35.540 is from Forteen Barber, who says,

01:12:38.580 Morning, mate.

01:12:39.080 All right?

01:12:39.620 Yeah, I'm all right.

01:12:40.300 Thanks for asking.

01:12:40.900 I hope you are, sir.

01:12:42.260 He put,

01:12:42.840 Massive congratulations on managing to get Eamon Holmes in as well.

01:12:47.160 Incredible.

01:12:49.000 Did it take much to get the big dog on?

01:12:51.520 Any guest is special, mind.

01:12:53.140 Even Harry or the tubber.

01:12:57.180 You know the in-joke about Eamon Holmes?

01:12:59.440 It's been explained a number of times.

01:13:00.700 Okay, okay, okay.

01:13:02.120 He's done terrible things.

01:13:03.640 Oh, yeah.

01:13:04.240 He's done terrible things.

01:13:05.160 If you're trying to say that I'm Eamon Holmes, man, I'm not that dark.

01:13:08.420 Yeah.

01:13:08.780 Come on.

01:13:09.560 Eamon Holmes is responsible for everything from the burning of the Lighthouse of Alexandria

01:13:13.020 through to, what, like, the Armenian Genocide. 0.51

01:13:16.820 All sorts of things.

01:13:18.800 The crimes of Eamon Holmes.

01:13:20.600 Don't ask what he was up to in 1943.

01:13:22.440 Oh, God.

01:13:27.380 Okay.

01:13:28.940 in all seriousness

01:13:30.680 get well soon Ames

01:13:31.660 seriously

01:13:32.540 though

01:13:33.260 I think

01:13:34.100 I think

01:13:34.480 I think his health situation

01:13:35.500 is quite bad

01:13:36.160 oh okay

01:13:36.900 I think it's really bad

01:13:38.680 because he hasn't

01:13:39.860 sort of been seen much

01:13:40.800 or spoken much

01:13:41.440 it's not like

01:13:41.960 it's not like

01:13:43.440 he does selfies

01:13:44.200 from his hospital bed

01:13:45.260 being I'm going to be back

01:13:46.240 on GB News any day

01:13:47.700 it's not that

01:13:48.380 have you seen all the weird

01:13:49.060 stuff going on

01:13:49.640 with Mitch McConnell

01:13:50.320 recently

01:13:50.940 Mitch McConnell

01:13:51.720 oh god yeah

01:13:52.420 he's

01:13:52.740 it seems like they're

01:13:54.080 weak in the fernieing him

01:13:55.200 yeah

01:13:55.460 yeah

01:13:56.140 they're basically

01:13:56.680 puppeting him around

01:13:57.640 right now

01:13:58.040 did you see

01:13:58.440 he came out of his house after not being seen for ages and he just seemed completely unresponsive

01:14:03.780 and had a weird grin on his face i think he's very strange i think he's dosed up on something

01:14:08.900 to keep him going uh because it was a few years ago now wasn't it do you remember the incident

01:14:14.460 in fact more than one is similar instant there's certainly one instant where he's at a lectern

01:14:18.100 talking already watery eyed doddery slow already like that and then he's just sort of

01:14:23.340 switches off yeah shut down yeah but that was years ago just put him in a bed that was a few

01:14:31.060 years ago that so it's like just put him in a bed let him go to sleep like yeah yeah it's not

01:14:38.240 it's not kind to do that to one of that age and just force him out there yeah no it's horrible

01:14:43.940 it's horrible um all right let's do the youtube super chats harry little harry you need to bring

01:14:51.960 it up on my screen for me if you don't mind make it so engage there is all right there's loads here

01:14:57.240 though only two rubber rants but loads of these so i'll it's already quarter past i'll quit bum

01:15:02.180 are you on the main podcast today or anything yeah i'm on the podcast okay okay do you i'm a

01:15:08.240 busy busy you got your segment ready nope okay we'll go through them for harry for harry's sake

01:15:13.820 i won't be here for another half hour or so let's get through them

01:15:17.680 Lord of Possums

01:15:20.400 says

01:15:21.440 I don't recognise that name very much

01:15:23.640 number one today

01:15:25.060 Lord of Possums says

01:15:27.120 Hi I love this show

01:15:28.620 who is your favourite

01:15:29.520 Warhammer 40k faction

01:15:32.480 oh Space Marines

01:15:34.660 the Astartes

01:15:36.400 the Adeptus Astartes

01:15:37.380 Space Marines

01:15:37.860 always old school

01:15:38.720 and

01:15:39.520 I had a number of armies

01:15:41.500 Space Wolves probably 1.00

01:15:42.580 I had a Space Wolf army

01:15:43.960 so Space Wolves 1.00

01:15:45.980 nice

01:15:46.960 do you know anything about 40k i've never really heard i'm not really i'm not really a 40k guy it

01:15:52.280 looks cool the space marines look cool so i'll go with that i mean i don't own any figures anymore

01:15:57.300 i haven't got an army haven't played a battle in many many a year i played it between the age of

01:16:01.780 like seven or eight through to 15 or 16 maybe a little older but i don't know yeah well yeah

01:16:12.100 you just get other get interested in other things so uh but i had a space wolf army that was my main

01:16:18.460 army so there you go that's the answer to that tatum says all in capitals bow costco is rationing

01:16:25.300 uh motor oil get ready oh brilliant this tatum fella uh thinks and he may well be right that

01:16:31.800 there's going to be a real global oil crisis and you know out of that a general purpose

01:16:39.340 Bigger economic crisis

01:16:41.360 And perhaps systems collapse and stuff

01:16:43.420 I hope you're wrong

01:16:45.360 I do hope he's wrong

01:16:47.780 I can't say

01:16:49.920 That I don't think it's going to happen

01:16:51.900 And yet I fear he may be

01:16:53.860 On the money

01:16:54.860 Okay, Aristotle Luton says

01:16:57.480 Nice to see you

01:16:59.720 With Domhnall

01:17:01.880 Gleeson today, is that how you say his first name?

01:17:03.940 Domhnall Gleeson

01:17:04.700 Domhnall, I don't know

01:17:07.420 You don't like being...

01:17:09.200 I'm used to it.

01:17:09.960 Okay.

01:17:10.760 I'm over it.

01:17:11.880 The worst thing you can do is let them know you don't like that one.

01:17:14.380 Yeah, I'm over it.

01:17:15.260 Okay, all right.

01:17:15.940 We'll move on.

01:17:16.840 We'll move on.

01:17:17.900 Mr. Gently Benevolent says,

01:17:20.400 Come on, Mini Harry, catch up.

01:17:22.640 Poll should clearly be who is the best Spice Coal,

01:17:25.520 since it's always bounced between Bo and Massive Harry.

01:17:28.080 I mean, it is me.

01:17:29.500 I am the most based one and the best one.

01:17:32.340 Yeah, sure.

01:17:32.860 I am king of the Spice Coals.

01:17:34.800 Sure, come on.

01:17:35.560 Yeah, great.

01:17:37.420 i was expecting pushback there but you've alpha'd it you've decided you've decided to

01:17:43.580 sigma the situation was just like yeah sure you are i don't need their approval sure you are

01:17:50.140 you're so confident in your position as as real king of the spice coals

01:17:55.240 that you need not even make an argument whatever gets you to sleep

01:17:58.360 okay uh i'm not necessarily it's just who's most based that's the real crown isn't it not who's

01:18:10.300 the most popular who cares about that who's the most based dan tub reckons he's in the running

01:18:14.760 as well though didn't he that dan tub reckons way too boomer a bit try hard at times to be honest

01:18:20.920 he's a pretender to our crown yeah the joint crown okay josh was always a bit of a sleeper

01:18:27.680 on that but people would be surprised people got very varying varying opinions i have seen people

01:18:33.780 say joshua was the most based some people insisted callum was the most based didn't they

01:18:37.160 oh callum was fun yeah callum was always great fun yeah i really like whatever he's doing now

01:18:42.740 yeah i really like callum i hope one day he'll come back for a for a cameo yeah for a guest

01:18:50.100 for a guest yeah spot every song callum if you see this you're always welcome buddy you know you

01:18:55.160 are yeah anyway anytime anyway opening doors one says i dream of a thousand migrant women

01:19:01.840 women moving to my area um well not great uh well maybe statistically yeah it's not actually

01:19:11.660 it's probably not as good as you think it would be and what kind of migrant i dream of a thousand 0.97

01:19:18.340 beautiful polish women coming to my area yeah right okay maybe maybe you're thinking of mid 1.00

01:19:23.280 20s athletic blonde slim polish women or 50 something sub-saharan african women 0.72

01:19:33.100 there's a bit of a difference there a bit of a difference isn't it all right 1.00

01:19:37.480 oh a thousand migrant women are moving into my area yay 1.00

01:19:41.520 yeah it's not going to be good actually all right james lieb heaven hall says 1.00

01:19:48.180 Raheem has an uncle

01:19:50.080 called Rover

01:19:50.920 Rover Sterling

01:19:53.660 is that

01:19:54.540 I don't know

01:19:55.160 there's a joke in there

01:19:56.440 I don't

01:19:56.920 why am I not getting it

01:19:58.160 perhaps

01:19:58.440 perhaps we're too low IQ

01:19:59.740 for it

01:20:00.500 Rover Sterling

01:20:01.240 I'm sorry

01:20:02.460 I feel like

01:20:03.740 there's almost certainly

01:20:04.280 some sort of

01:20:04.900 pun or wordplay there

01:20:06.140 but I don't get it

01:20:06.680 Rover Sterling

01:20:07.460 that doesn't mean anything to me

01:20:08.760 alright

01:20:11.360 sorry

01:20:11.920 sorry James Lee Pavanhole

01:20:13.240 Emily Forrestore says

01:20:14.920 Britain needs you

01:20:16.340 to be a dad bee

01:20:17.660 Yeah, I mean

01:20:19.460 It's overdue isn't it

01:20:22.560 Stu Sutton 1977 says

01:20:24.320 I can't say this in the first person

01:20:27.100 Because it'll get clipped

01:20:27.780 Stu Sutton 1977 said

01:20:31.300 He took MDMA one night

01:20:33.500 With Eamon Holmes

01:20:34.460 That's almost certainly a joke

01:20:37.360 But it might not be

01:20:39.320 Sounds like a mad one

01:20:40.860 Eamon Holmes 1991

01:20:43.460 Getting crazy

01:20:46.100 In a rave

01:20:47.080 well you know what these london types are like

01:20:50.840 stew sutton's almost certainly joking but but you never know might not be next one carmichael

01:20:57.400 cookie dough foot job that's his name says it is i a thaddeus bungo mctip pop that's what he used

01:21:03.500 to call himself and i have a question would you rather have a video of you practicing arguments

01:21:08.680 in the shower go viral or watch your son become a leftist well the arguments thing because that's

01:21:17.000 not that bad yeah i mean everybody everybody practices a little bit don't you practicing

01:21:24.460 arguments i'd never do it out loud i think about argumentation and think about what my take is

01:21:31.480 going to be think about what i would respond to somebody i suppose i suppose the real question

01:21:35.400 i never say it out loud in front of a mirror or something or in the shower i just i suppose the

01:21:39.380 real question with it being a video is like where does the camera stop oh yeah are we talking like

01:21:45.580 waist height

01:21:47.220 or is it like

01:21:48.780 full

01:21:49.220 full dog and pony show

01:21:50.520 you know

01:21:50.880 the full Monty

01:21:54.380 are we giving it out 1.00

01:21:55.740 for the ladies

01:21:56.400 I'd still probably 1.00

01:21:59.000 do that

01:21:59.640 rather than

01:22:00.340 watch

01:22:00.720 watch my son

01:22:01.460 become a leftist

01:22:02.420 yeah

01:22:03.080 yeah

01:22:04.640 um

01:22:05.640 yeah

01:22:07.040 absolutely

01:22:07.540 yeah

01:22:07.980 I already have enough

01:22:08.760 trouble with Rory

01:22:09.620 I don't need it

01:22:10.160 in my own house

01:22:10.860 anyway

01:22:11.220 shots fired

01:22:12.400 shots fired

01:22:13.960 um

01:22:14.760 alright 0.96

01:22:15.040 Sam Against Goat Lovers

01:22:17.140 That's what this person

01:22:17.860 Has decided to call themselves

01:22:18.640 At Sam Against Goat Lovers

01:22:20.980 Says

01:22:21.480 Why is half the screen

01:22:23.300 Just an orange blur?

01:22:25.500 Was it?

01:22:28.160 I assume it's a joke

01:22:29.860 What's the joke?

01:22:32.740 Is it?

01:22:33.220 I don't know

01:22:34.180 Is it because I'm drinking

01:22:35.420 Lucozade?

01:22:36.480 Is it because people

01:22:37.420 Say I'm ginger?

01:22:39.960 I don't know 0.99

01:22:40.340 Is it because I'm just

01:22:41.280 Like too awesome?

01:22:42.540 Is it something wrong

01:22:43.520 With his screen?

01:22:44.520 I don't know

01:22:44.900 going to move on because we've got quite a few to get through jacobs and armor who's a super

01:22:49.220 state of politics super fan jacobs and armor thank you for uh thank you for everything you do for us

01:22:55.700 over there gifting loads of memberships and stuff brilliant guy and and he's got a funny ai picture

01:23:01.580 of me with a mullet there as well great stuff he put shout out to beau for providing me the new

01:23:08.540 profile pic and to and to and to whoever created it to hashtag bring back the mullet you should do

01:23:17.040 it would you have you had a mullet in recent times i've had long hair some people call it a mullet

01:23:22.260 but people don't understand the distinction wasn't a true man it wasn't a proper mullet okay i've

01:23:26.760 never had a mullet before i have had like viking shave sides with the long hair before right but

01:23:32.360 i've never gone full like like cut it cut the front of it short never go full mullet i don't

01:23:38.140 No, some people can pull it off.

01:23:40.580 If you go in for, like, the American, I live in a trailer park look. 0.76

01:23:46.040 Yeah. 0.97

01:23:46.640 If you don't mind that look, then you can pull it off.

01:23:50.140 I know what you mean.

01:23:50.840 It is possible for some men to pull it off.

01:23:53.260 But I feel like it's one of those haircuts.

01:23:55.560 If you just go to a barber's and they cut off the mullet bit,

01:23:58.660 you just simply look a little bit better.

01:24:01.980 You just have short hair now.

01:24:03.680 Yeah.

01:24:04.860 Anyway.

01:24:06.100 Anyway.

01:24:06.440 old videos and pictures of james hetfield metallica's vocalist from like the mid-90s

01:24:11.960 where he's gone he's got full mullet where it's like a basically a crew cut here yeah and long

01:24:16.800 back there yeah he pulled it off all right but it's still difficult if it's if you're living in

01:24:22.480 the real life 80s it's a whole different kettle of fish at that point right if you're actually in

01:24:28.480 the 80s um okay james lee pevenhole again says self-censored ad libitum fantastic carry on

01:24:38.380 i wonder what's that in reference to what we self self-censored i don't know or i'm not sure

01:24:45.340 what that's in reference to james lee um okay um s uh s doniel ann stoniel ann says it's my

01:24:56.360 34th birthday this weekend

01:24:59.460 Or happy birthday

01:25:00.240 Humbly requesting a B-Day ditty

01:25:03.520 From my two favourite gentlemen

01:25:05.140 And then in

01:25:06.960 In inverted commas

01:25:08.800 Oh you're going to have a good time

01:25:10.800 Lots of love

01:25:12.580 You going to sing it?

01:25:16.280 No

01:25:16.640 Sorry

01:25:18.040 Happy birthday though

01:25:20.340 Is that the line of an actual song?

01:25:24.020 Oh you're going to have a good time

01:25:25.140 i don't uh probably can't think of it off the top of my head have a good time tonight

01:25:30.240 oh there you go it's a celebration is that that song i don't know i don't know what is that line

01:25:36.060 from i've got a little bit out of i wouldn't mind i would i wouldn't rule it out but because i sing

01:25:41.480 a line every now and again don't i um i don't rule that out i don't think i'm not too proud

01:25:46.280 but i don't know what that is a line from or a song so sorry i don't think we can sing happy

01:25:52.200 birthday because isn't it like a copyright we actually get copy struck for that i don't know

01:25:56.760 do you reckon we would i don't know i'm not gonna risk it the copyright laws are getting

01:26:00.220 getting crazier and crazier and crazier aren't they you basically can't show hardly anything

01:26:04.840 from that might be copyright because they someone will try and strike it okay well all right

01:26:13.700 carmichael cookie doughfoot job again says you're right about the carer situation whenever i changed

01:26:19.500 my Tinder location

01:26:20.460 to England 1.00

01:26:21.320 about half the women 0.98

01:26:22.560 I see are carers 1.00

01:26:23.620 it's such a turn off

01:26:25.260 Fat play

01:26:28.060 I know that

01:26:30.180 Carmichael

01:26:30.940 cookie dough footjob

01:26:31.700 is coming over to Britain

01:26:32.780 or has come over to Britain 0.59

01:26:33.820 and is

01:26:34.840 is on the poor

01:26:35.900 he's on the lookout

01:26:36.480 for posh totty

01:26:38.060 specifically

01:26:38.800 that's what he wants

01:26:40.180 he wants his own

01:26:40.860 big sous

01:26:41.580 yeah

01:26:42.380 getting a 0.62

01:26:43.220 a sugar mama 1.00

01:26:44.320 is that such a thing 0.99

01:26:46.340 I've just said

01:26:47.220 I've never heard anyone

01:26:48.000 say that before but

01:26:48.800 So he wants to be a toy boy?

01:26:51.060 I guess so.

01:26:51.760 You know what?

01:26:53.220 Works for some.

01:26:54.420 Yeah, there's worse things, I suppose, than being a kept man.

01:26:58.820 Fair play.

01:26:59.800 Good luck to you.

01:27:00.600 Yeah, good luck.

01:27:03.780 MQSSS.

01:27:04.820 I don't know if that's how they want it read, but that's what it reads like. 0.57

01:27:08.160 It says, a bar of soap to wash your mouth out, mister.

01:27:13.760 I dropped an S-bomb earlier, didn't I?

01:27:15.420 Maybe that's in reference to that.

01:27:16.780 Yeah, naughty.

01:27:17.900 yeah there could have been kiddies in the room 0.91

01:27:19.760 apologies yeah you kiss your mother 0.95

01:27:21.880 with a mum 0.99

01:27:22.480 oh 0.55

01:27:23.940 Wise Old Wyrm

01:27:27.960 says

01:27:29.260 have you ever read L. Spencer's book

01:27:31.700 on the white ship disaster it's pretty good I haven't

01:27:33.860 I know all about the white ship disaster

01:27:35.640 but I didn't even know L. Spencer had written a book

01:27:37.940 about it

01:27:38.480 but I know all about it

01:27:40.880 that was when Henry the first

01:27:44.100 find any long form

01:27:45.700 content about it

01:27:47.080 It would be on notices.com, but behind the paywall, you'd have to sign up for as little as £5 a month for a bronze tier membership.

01:27:53.700 That sounds like a very recent deal.

01:27:54.640 But that gets you all paywalled content on the whole website.

01:27:57.480 It's actually, not just mine, thousands of hours, a thousand hours or more I would have thought of content.

01:28:01.840 If anything, we're ripping ourselves off by giving it away so cheap.

01:28:05.200 It should be a silver tier membership privilege, really.

01:28:07.600 But you get it for bronze for as little as £5 a month. 0.87

01:28:09.900 Okay, I won't go into what the white ship disaster is, but... 0.62

01:28:15.160 It's there. 0.97

01:28:15.920 Content is all about it.

01:28:16.780 In fact, I talked about it only a couple of days ago, in fact.

01:28:20.000 Okay.

01:28:21.220 Mr. Gently Benevolent said,

01:28:23.080 if Niaj gives me access to a drone rather than a game,

01:28:26.760 I'd glad donate to him.

01:28:29.560 Make that happen.

01:28:30.420 That 72 million will look like sofa change.

01:28:33.300 I think this man is suggesting that he has a solution to the boat problem.

01:28:38.760 I don't know if we can sign off on that one, though.

01:28:41.660 Well, I'm choosing to believe he means a drone that's just got a camera on it.

01:28:45.680 Oh, yes.

01:28:46.180 Oh, it's even going to drop a carrier bag of goodies and bottled water to them.

01:28:50.600 That sort of drone.

01:28:51.580 Humanitarian, yes.

01:28:52.720 That sort of drone.

01:28:53.400 Very good.

01:28:54.160 Okay.

01:28:55.860 Sam P says, knowing Farage, their game will be full of microtransactions.

01:29:00.340 Probably, now that you bring it up, yeah.

01:29:02.600 You've got to pay, you've got to pay.

01:29:04.960 Advertisement every ten seconds.

01:29:09.080 How do you pronounce that?

01:29:12.220 Skedgeskull?

01:29:13.620 Skedgeskull? 1.00

01:29:15.060 Skedgeskull.

01:29:16.180 It says, speaking of Britain and Africa, thoughts on Rhodesia.

01:29:20.700 Bo had any quesadillas lately.

01:29:22.820 Harry, any more input on 2000s music we missed from Lads Hour?

01:29:26.480 What do you want to know?

01:29:27.900 I don't know.

01:29:28.800 I mean, what do you want to know about 2000s music?

01:29:31.320 I mean, there was a lot of great metalcore coming out.

01:29:34.080 Waking the Fallen by Avenged Sevenfold.

01:29:35.980 Absolute classic.

01:29:37.020 Go and check it out.

01:29:39.120 There you go.

01:29:39.800 I haven't had a tasty quesadilla lately, but I would love one. 0.99

01:29:42.680 I did a joke on Twitter about Mexican Bo.

01:29:45.120 Mexican Bo 1.00

01:29:45.940 He loves quesadillas

01:29:47.440 Oh I'm sure

01:29:48.220 I'm sure

01:29:48.920 But the real life Bo

01:29:50.360 Actually does love quesadillas

01:29:53.260 Really?

01:29:54.340 Well

01:29:54.440 They're lovely right?

01:29:55.720 I think young Harry

01:29:56.740 Needs to set something up for you

01:29:58.180 Tomorrow morning

01:29:58.900 For tomorrow's show

01:30:00.020 Burritos, tacos

01:30:01.120 Don't you like all Mexican food?

01:30:02.860 You don't?

01:30:03.720 No

01:30:03.980 Oh yeah you're quite picky with food

01:30:05.760 Aren't you?

01:30:06.640 Harry's quite picky with food

01:30:08.060 It needs to be stodgy 1.00

01:30:10.380 It needs to be British and stodgy 1.00

01:30:12.820 Oh well 1.00

01:30:13.240 There you go

01:30:13.880 I forgot you're a little picky

01:30:15.400 I'm not having a pop at you

01:30:16.340 No, no, that's fine

01:30:17.080 You do you

01:30:17.700 I've always been picky

01:30:18.880 Oh, I love Tex-Mex

01:30:19.860 It's just Mexican food

01:30:20.680 I love it

01:30:21.160 I love it

01:30:21.640 Unless it's not too spicy

01:30:23.140 What was it

01:30:23.680 What was that Mexican food place

01:30:26.440 You used to see around everywhere

01:30:28.140 On Leicester

01:30:29.520 In Britain

01:30:29.940 Yeah, yeah

01:30:31.040 On Leicester

01:30:31.800 Not Taco Bell

01:30:32.660 No, not Taco Bell

01:30:33.600 There's a Taco Bell in Swindon

01:30:34.880 Can you believe that?

01:30:35.620 There's a Taco Bell in Swindon

01:30:36.740 Yeah, it's one of the more upmarket ones

01:30:38.580 I forget what it's called

01:30:39.580 But I went to one

01:30:40.800 Like ten years ago

01:30:42.420 In Leicester Square

01:30:43.280 and i was like this is fine but not for me i mean it's all the same stuff really like minced beef

01:30:49.940 yeah it's all the same stuff really cheese tomato sauce and cheese i i like it when if i get the

01:30:56.640 plate of food i can clearly segment the types of like food that i'm eating i don't like it all to

01:31:02.940 just be like a big slop yeah do you ever have curry that is the one exception i make for myself

01:31:10.260 my my my ex was part indian and so like as part of the as part of the yeah yeah yeah as part of

01:31:18.740 the family um family gatherings they did get me into indian food all right because when i have a

01:31:24.460 curry which isn't that often um i'm one of those people that will make a ring of rice a ring of

01:31:30.780 rice yeah and the curry sauce goes in the middle of the ring of rice or half the plate is rice

01:31:35.600 and the other half of the plate is the curry

01:31:38.440 it's mad to me

01:31:40.580 that people might just stir it all together

01:31:42.140 you've got rice and curry, unless it's a biryani

01:31:44.320 you've got rice and curry and people just slop it all together

01:31:46.460 like that's crazy to me

01:31:48.640 I understand that actual

01:31:50.540 if we're literally actually talking about

01:31:52.640 slop

01:31:52.980 you've got to be civilised

01:31:56.420 and Mexican food is a bit slop

01:31:58.420 like literally

01:32:00.500 very very slop

01:32:01.960 ok, Inquisitor Vex

01:32:04.440 says

01:32:05.780 Glendua, not Glendower.

01:32:07.740 Fair enough.

01:32:09.740 Fair enough.

01:32:10.440 Yep.

01:32:10.920 My Welsh pronunciation, despite being a bit Welsh myself,

01:32:15.240 has never been good.

01:32:16.620 Glendua.

01:32:18.480 Okay.

01:32:20.540 Owing Glendua.

01:32:21.700 All right.

01:32:22.700 Mr. Gently Benevolent says, 0.98

01:32:24.640 No 40k.

01:32:25.720 Carlgon needs to fire you both.

01:32:27.620 Well, I was...

01:32:28.480 Is that the new work requirements?

01:32:30.680 Yeah.

01:32:31.200 I was massively into 40k.

01:32:32.640 i read the second ed rules era i was really into it i loved it i played just not anymore i played

01:32:40.000 necrons for a bit when i was 11. did you yeah necrons yeah well i was i was i was 11 i was like

01:32:46.540 oh cool zombie robots yes please and then my parents realized how incredibly expensive he was

01:32:53.740 and they were like we're just gonna get you a guitar instead yeah yeah that'll keep that'll

01:32:58.860 keep you quiet well not quite yeah absolutely not yeah now see all that was after my time when i was

01:33:03.720 into 40k necrons there was no such thing as the necrons in the universe of it let alone actually

01:33:08.780 buying figures all right uh tatum says both certain to read some of my book now as the world

01:33:15.240 burns outside that's another in thing that when the world collapses tatum wins a bet and i've got

01:33:20.360 to read some of his book um okay uh at least uh he'll have wonderful insights into modernity

01:33:26.700 And nature of history

01:33:28.580 Well sounds like

01:33:29.380 An interesting book

01:33:29.960 Tatum

01:33:30.280 Yeah yeah

01:33:30.640 That sounds cool

01:33:31.240 If you sent

01:33:31.820 If you sent a copy

01:33:32.640 Send a copy to the

01:33:33.540 P.O. Box address

01:33:34.120 If you've got one

01:33:34.940 Laying about

01:33:35.320 Yeah

01:33:36.060 And make sure you put

01:33:37.140 A note in it as well

01:33:37.900 That it's you

01:33:38.540 And it's from you

01:33:39.200 Otherwise

01:33:40.180 Because we get sent

01:33:41.020 Loads of books don't we

01:33:41.900 That's one of the things

01:33:42.640 We get sent a lot

01:33:43.380 Is books

01:33:44.220 Oh yeah

01:33:45.660 Not that we mind

01:33:46.800 I like

01:33:47.080 No don't mind at all

01:33:48.420 It's one of my favourite

01:33:49.200 Things to receive

01:33:50.060 Yeah

01:33:50.340 That and boxed chocolates

01:33:51.980 Oh yeah and food

01:33:53.100 Yeah and grub

01:33:53.920 Delicious grub as well

01:33:55.140 If you want to send us

01:33:55.920 nice boxes of chocolate please send it to the po box someone once sent some delicious wafer

01:34:02.380 chocolates from germany i think i've said this before on camera they were like they're like

01:34:07.940 they were really high-end like gourmet super cordon bleu style like wafers oh wafer biscuits

01:34:17.320 wafer some wafer related confectionery from germany and they were one of the most delicious

01:34:23.780 of things i've ever tasted in my entire life if anyone wants to do that again then you know

01:34:28.920 just send them to me though just address them to me personally office the right like what comes to 0.57

01:34:35.880 the office is for the office and stays in the office all right damn damn okay cyber charge 2077 0.52

01:34:43.860 says um in inverted commas um i have two harrys one for each of you doc holiday 0.94

01:34:50.520 there's more than enough harry to go around great scott okay that was my doctor you know

01:34:58.760 the backs of future franchise yeah i know about okay yeah yeah okay good sometimes you don't know

01:35:03.720 with young people because like the original backs of future is like 1985 85 yeah yeah yeah i've i've

01:35:11.060 watched um oh i've i think i've watched all three of them but way back when when i was when i was

01:35:16.920 young i've watched the i've watched the first one a few times but the second and third one was

01:35:20.620 probably like once each it's part of my childhood i've watched all of them loads of times

01:35:26.120 marty are they are good we gotta get you back to 1985 that's my doc holiday there ladies and

01:35:34.700 gentlemen that's my impression oh no wait i was gonna say doc holiday sorry tombstone isn't it

01:35:40.960 no doc holiday sorry no that's the gunfight i'm thinking of just the doc from back to the future

01:35:45.980 isn't it sorry doc holiday round from yeah it's got brown yeah sorry i was i was getting confused

01:35:51.900 as to why he's stuck holiday do you think i've got long form content about the real oh i can't

01:35:57.740 do it on the screen i've got i should know better it's there it's there it's like directly we haven't

01:36:03.420 got a camera today we haven't got a camera so i should really have known better because

01:36:08.940 i have got long form content all about the shootout at the ok corral all about doc holiday in

01:36:13.580 fact. Long form,

01:36:15.720 like it's an hour and a half or more, in

01:36:17.500 conversation with Carl Benjamin, all about

01:36:19.700 the entire life of Doc Holliday.

01:36:22.760 And this is on

01:36:23.960 on... On LotusEaters.com

01:36:25.860 On LotusEaters.com, you'd have to

01:36:27.680 consider signing up for a little £5 a month

01:36:29.480 positive membership if you wanted that. All about the

01:36:31.460 Earp brothers.

01:36:33.460 The whole nine yards. So

01:36:34.980 that's embarrassing to have confused

01:36:37.480 Doc Brown with Doc Holliday there.

01:36:40.640 James Lee Peverenholz says

01:36:41.820 Rover Sterling was their Expo

01:36:44.400 800 IR to the USA

01:36:46.020 oh ok I didn't know that

01:36:47.160 I did not know that

01:36:49.180 that was straight over my head

01:36:52.080 yeah I never knew that

01:36:54.280 well good to know you learn something new every day

01:36:56.540 don't you

01:36:57.200 ok

01:36:58.020 David Tarrant says

01:37:01.800 do you not remember the Laffer curve

01:37:04.200 from Ferris Bueller's day off in class

01:37:06.180 anyone anyone anyone

01:37:07.740 anyone know about it Bueller

01:37:09.440 anybody

01:37:10.140 Bueller

01:37:10.700 anyone know

01:37:11.920 what that is

01:37:13.040 that guy

01:37:14.700 with the famously

01:37:15.460 monotone voice

01:37:16.600 is that what

01:37:17.660 they were learning

01:37:18.180 about in that

01:37:18.760 class

01:37:19.140 I've seen

01:37:21.380 Ferris Bueller's

01:37:21.920 day off

01:37:22.220 loads of times

01:37:23.020 four five or six

01:37:23.680 times in my life

01:37:24.220 somehow

01:37:24.500 but not in years

01:37:25.640 I could go back

01:37:26.340 and re-watch it

01:37:26.920 again actually

01:37:27.480 it's probably about

01:37:28.200 time

01:37:28.520 it's alright

01:37:29.340 it's not a bad

01:37:30.380 film yeah

01:37:30.880 you know

01:37:31.820 what's the

01:37:32.300 actor's

01:37:33.340 real name

01:37:34.380 the main actor

01:37:34.900 who plays

01:37:35.240 Ferris Bueller

01:37:35.720 oh my god

01:37:39.080 You've made me

01:37:40.300 Completely draw a blank here

01:37:41.640 What is it

01:37:42.820 He's in like

01:37:43.700 Inspector Gadget

01:37:44.520 And stuff like that

01:37:45.200 Yeah yeah

01:37:45.600 Get that

01:37:47.620 Harry

01:37:48.520 Little Harry

01:37:49.300 The chat's probably

01:37:50.500 Spamming it as we speak

01:37:51.720 Yeah

01:37:52.840 What's his name

01:37:53.580 I can't believe

01:37:54.500 He was in a car crash

01:37:55.440 And killed someone

01:37:56.160 Didn't he

01:37:56.520 Well that's what

01:37:56.840 I was going to say

01:37:57.340 Yeah yeah

01:37:58.080 Little Harry

01:37:59.020 Can you show us

01:37:59.800 The chat please

01:38:00.540 Is little Harry

01:38:01.540 Still there

01:38:01.900 He is still there

01:38:02.600 Oh thank goodness

01:38:03.340 Matthew Broderick

01:38:07.200 Matthew Broderick

01:38:07.980 That's it

01:38:08.700 Yep

01:38:09.000 Thank you folks

01:38:10.300 Double murderer

01:38:11.600 Matthew Broderick

01:38:12.400 He was all

01:38:13.120 Two people 1.00

01:38:13.680 Yeah

01:38:14.060 He was also Simba

01:38:15.180 In the first Lion King

01:38:17.260 Was he?

01:38:17.660 Wasn't he?

01:38:18.280 Was he?

01:38:19.180 Yeah

01:38:19.480 Oh

01:38:20.360 I thought it was

01:38:21.540 I thought the voice of Simba was

01:38:23.380 The kid from

01:38:25.780 Home Improvement

01:38:27.780 Or maybe there's two voices for Simba

01:38:30.220 One when he's a little baby cub

01:38:32.360 And one when he's

01:38:33.080 A bit more grown up maybe

01:38:34.300 I mean Matthew Broderick

01:38:35.320 Would have been way too old

01:38:36.460 To play

01:38:36.960 Oh yeah

01:38:37.400 A tiny child

01:38:38.680 by, what was it, 94?

01:38:41.980 No, Matthew Broderick had a head-on crash

01:38:43.900 with an old lady and her grown-up daughter,

01:38:46.360 and they both died, and he fled the country, Ireland.

01:38:49.300 He's never been held to account for that crime.

01:38:51.760 Oof.

01:38:53.440 Accident.

01:38:54.180 I mean, he obviously didn't deliberately do it.

01:38:55.920 Didn't set out that morning to murder those two women,

01:38:58.620 but nonetheless...

01:39:00.340 Sounds like his day off went a little bit awry.

01:39:03.960 Matthew Broderick's day off.

01:39:05.480 Anyway, moving on.

01:39:09.180 Anyway, yep.

01:39:11.560 Skagaskal says... 0.97

01:39:14.180 S-K-J is S-H, so Shegskal. 1.00

01:39:18.240 Okay. 0.98

01:39:19.020 Also thoughts on Rhodesia. 0.98

01:39:20.480 Shegskal. 0.96

01:39:20.900 Oh, yeah, I didn't say Rhodesia. 0.61

01:39:22.300 Well, I will do long-form content on that at some point.

01:39:25.080 Obviously, like Cecil Rhodes and, again, the Borwood, the Jameson raid,

01:39:31.580 all sorts of stuff.

01:39:32.560 Could talk about it.

01:39:33.620 I know and I mean it will have a full history of Rhodesia book coming out very soon which I'm

01:39:39.820 looking forward to getting my hands on the when way was back in Rhodesia yeah I'll do a bit of

01:39:44.220 content about it at some point yeah I'll talk all about the history of it yeah and how um it hasn't 0.72

01:39:49.060 been great for that part of the world has it becoming no Zimbabwe I wonder why

01:39:55.900 okay and the last two here the penultimate one tatum says i only have a manuscript of volume 0.71

01:40:04.820 one two isn't done i was going to send you a select chapter as i didn't want to impose the

01:40:10.220 whole thing beyond the bet oh no fair enough fair enough if it's not if it's not ready don't worry

01:40:14.000 we can wait wait till you finished it wait till you finished it wait till it's published okay

01:40:18.600 and the last one here mr gently benevolent says partaking of foreign slop and harry's

01:40:25.020 disgraceful part of Indian

01:40:27.100 fraternisation means 1.00

01:40:28.920 both of you are disqualified from being

01:40:31.140 the best Spice Carl. Shame!

01:40:33.720 I don't have to explain myself

01:40:35.340 to you. He's a harsh critic, Mr

01:40:37.240 Gently Benevolent. It's harsh but fair.

01:40:39.960 Harsh but fair, but

01:40:41.060 you know. I don't have to explain

01:40:43.140 myself to you, Mr Gently Benevolent.

01:40:46.000 My life is my own.

01:40:47.800 Okay.

01:40:49.160 There you go. That's Big Harry's

01:40:51.300 retort on that one.

01:40:52.820 alright that's the last one

01:40:54.060 I'll fix you off

01:40:54.420 but this is a family show

01:40:55.820 yeah

01:40:56.720 there could be kiddies

01:40:58.120 in the room

01:40:58.480 come on

01:40:58.920 it's breakfast time

01:40:59.560 alright that's the show

01:41:01.260 it's now 41 minutes past 9

01:41:02.380 in the AM

01:41:02.920 British summertime

01:41:03.500 on Wednesday 16th of September

01:41:05.240 in the year of our law

01:41:05.820 2026

01:41:06.380 thank you for joining me

01:41:07.260 without you guys

01:41:07.860 it isn't a thing

01:41:08.420 the glorious band

01:41:09.900 The Chosen Few

01:41:10.360 can't thank you enough

01:41:11.160 Big Harry thank you

01:41:12.460 thank you

01:41:13.500 good luck for the

01:41:14.660 podcast later today

01:41:15.920 do you know who

01:41:16.800 you're on with actually

01:41:17.560 Stelios and

01:41:20.100 Dan maybe

01:41:21.720 I need to check

01:41:22.780 i need to check the dream team sounds like the dream team to me always always the dream team

01:41:26.680 every combination whatever it is the dream team it's a dream team i will have done my hair by

01:41:31.220 then so tune in for that okie dokie all right then until tomorrow then guys try and make the

01:41:36.840 best of their head you know seize the day carpe diem the most valuable thing you will ever have

01:41:40.320 is your time try and make it count if you can okay until tomorrow morning then take care

The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - September 16, 2026

Breakfast With Beau ｜ Wednesday 16th September 2026

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