Breakfast With Beau ｜ Wednesday 1st April 2026
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Summary
It's April Fool's Day, which means it's time for another April Fools Day special! This week, the lads are joined by producer Little Harry to discuss the latest headlines about getting your own oil, the United Kingdom being left out of supply and the loss of the Royal Navy's flagship carrier HMS Argyll.
Transcript
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For he who listens to my breakfast show this morning
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Shall think themselves accursed that they were not here
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Alright shall we just have a look at the corporate mainstream media
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they want to tell you what is and isn't important
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it's always like, give me a moment to ease into the show
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anyway the Guardian it's all over the papers that Trump says get your own oil
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and I want to have a look at the actual truth social post he did because it's it's a bit more
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than that it's not straightforward as just get your own oil bro sort of thing so it's slightly
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more nuanced what he actually said than that but that's what they go with for the headlines
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in fact yes they had a super chat from someone I believe they were called angry yank and I was a
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bit dismissive but it was a fair point to be honest and I'll paraphrase Angry Yank but they
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said you know it's a bit they basically said it's a bit rich for Britain to just because I said
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we'll get our crude from America America's a net exporter of crude we'll just get our crude from
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America and he was like it's a bit rich to just rely on that when you're not prepared to actually
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fight in the persian gulf i was a bit dismissive i was like you know you're an exporter dude like
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what do you want you know what you want to sell it you need to sell it what's the problem but
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he has sort of got a point trump has sort of got a point but also though but also it's not entirely
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fair is it i don't think from our point of view well let's have a look at the actual truth social
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What did he actually say before we look at loads of headlines where Trump just says, get your own oil?
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He said, all of those countries that can't get jet fuel, because crude, there's loads of cuts of a barrel of crude oil.
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Everything from the sludge that runs massive tankers, massive ships, all the way up to like Naphtha.
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There's loads of different, anyway, jet fuel is obviously one of those.
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Like Keir Starmer found out about it on the news
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all right because of the straits of hormuz like the united kingdom singling us out we're supposed
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to be busy mates we're supposed to be best of friends the first the first ally the special
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relationship you're singling us out again all right like the united kingdom which refused to
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get involved in the decapitation of iran we weren't ready i mean sorry and that's not sarcastic sorry
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genuinely sorry the shame on us truly we weren't ready our navy is in a completely terrible state
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and that's on us but we weren't ready you know again it's on us but don't ask us for an aircraft
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carrier when we didn't have one seaworthy okay we refuse to get involved uh i have a suggestion for
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you number one buy from the us we have plenty there you go that's what i was saying to angry
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yank basically it's like okay so where the headlines say get your own oil he's not saying
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you you won't be able to get your own oil bad luck hard cheese old boy no he's saying buy it
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from us though but you can still buy it from us and do we're a net exporter we want we need to
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sell it so buy it from us and uh we will we almost certainly will right it's a no-brainer
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yeah we will we will we will do that buy from the u.s we have plenty good stuff and number two
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build up some delayed courage oof go to the strait and just take it
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Oh, just steal the natural resources of Iran.
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I don't see many US Navy ships running the gauntlet of the Straits of Firmus at the moment.
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You'll have to start learning how to fight for yourself.
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I mean, it's a bit annoying to the British ear, but it's a fair point, isn't it?
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actually running the Straits of Hormuz at this moment.
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They may be very close to being completely collapsed,
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sailing a small ship through the Straits of Hormuz,
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the hard part is done well if you say so i mean okay go get your own oil president donald j trump
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okay for me the key point about all of that is where he says buy from us or buy from the u.s
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so okay yeah so we won't run out of crude then hopefully or definitely pretty much so he's not
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saying you're cut off from the straits of homoos and we're not going to sell to you anymore and
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you're screwed totally screwed now no it's just buy it from us it's like we almost certainly will
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then thank you until we get our North Sea oil drilling back up and running so okay that's the
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full post because I thought I'd read it out just because you know the papers just only do a tiny
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bit of it right and they give you a different impression of what he actually said they just
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keep running with Trump says get your own oil it's more than that isn't he does say that he
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literally says go get your own oil okay he does say that but there's more to that statement isn't
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there a fair bit more key bit is you can still buy it from us and we want you to still buy it
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from us all right okay just bear that in mind when we're looking at the the headlines go get
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you know the guardian go get your own oil trump tells uk in outburst against allies
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so if you just read that it would be like if you don't send your navy to the straits of homus
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and steal oil from iran then you can't have any oil you like you could read that into it couldn't
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you but that's not what's going on exactly is it that's not all right france stops israeli
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flying weapons in its airspace in latest EU pushback. That's funny, I thought Macron
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was really hawkish on this whole thing. He's changed his tune, hasn't he, really?
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Presidential elections in France. I think next year, he surely lose Macron. That's a building,
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I believe, in Beirut, being blown up by the Israelis, I believe. All right, the Express,
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it's a good paper. Farage says, Labour has no migrant plan B, it's ludicrous. Yeah, have
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you got a plan B, Nige? Have you? No? Sure, plan B. Don't hear you talking about putting
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the Royal Marines, the SBS in the channel. What's your plan, really? You got a fleshed
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plan okay angry president lashes out at allies again as europe's fuel suppliers dry up trump
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tells uk to go get your own oil okay they're nearly all running with that they're nearly all
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running with that the times the venerable times children incentivize to get adhd and autism
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diagnoses yeah that's the thing I don't be too harsh I don't really annoy
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anyone in the audience that has genuinely got ADHD or autism but when I
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was a kid and when people older than me when they were young you were just a
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little bit weird what you didn't have autism you didn't have ADHD you were
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just a little bit weird you're probably higher functioning actually
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you're just a bit of a nerd. Like lots of people I know now, a fair few people, younger
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people, Zoomers and below, they say they've got autism. To me, anyway, just to me, it's
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been over diagnosed. It's like real autism is when you're mentally disabled and like
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they have to put a crash helmet on you when you go to sleep, or not even when you go to
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sleep and you have to be kept an eye on at all times because you might just start hurting people
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or yourself like and you can't hold a conversation that's that's proper autism if you're just a
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little bit higher functioning a little bit weird a little bit awkward is that really like autism
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i guess it's only on the spectrum but it's not autism as i knew it growing up maybe it is but
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just feel like it's slightly over diagnosed like ADHD what like nearly all boys have got ADHD or
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ever like a 10 12 year old boy like finds it difficult to sit down and sit still in school
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now that's being a normal little kid that's being a normal boy you want to go out and run around
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and play football all day and just sitting there for hours on end completely attentively listening
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to a teacher is difficult for most boys right so just they all got adhd no is it just like is it
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the human condition of being not just boys girls as well but off more often boys no it's just the
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condition of being like a 10 12 year old boy you've got way too much energy and you're not
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predisposed towards sitting down and listening completely obediently
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Spire suspect MP wife, quote, was all over senior naval officer
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Do you remember a week or two ago it broke a story
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That there's a Labour MP, what was it, Joanie something, what was it?
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Her husband, I think I called him Mr Potato Head
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Well he's been arrested and he's going to go on trial
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She said oh I had nothing to do, it was a complete shock to me
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so small but anyway she was on some sort of proper parliamentary uh body
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to sort of formally go and visit there and apparently the story is there something about
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how she was flirting with or just acting inappropriately in some manner or other with
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one of the senior officers of the submarines like so much so so much so that she was like
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removed from that body, that Armed Forces Parliamentary Scheme body thing.
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If there's anything there, whether she just had a couple too many drinks and just forgot
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herself a bit, or whether it was something to do with she was trying to get sensitive
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information out of a senior naval officer, nuclear submarine officer, in order to pass
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it on to her husband, who would pass it on to the Chinese, don't know. Of course, don't know, but...
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you might be able to spec, you might want to speculate on that
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pounds depends on the size of the engine and whether you're using petrol diesel but all right
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a bit of a sweeping statement there uk sends more soldiers yeah we're sending a few more soldiers to
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only a few more not thousands of tens of thousands like the americans but um it passes 100 pounds
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as i said yesterday only about 100 pound sorry only about 10 pounds more than it was though
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So it's already quite expensive, relatively expensive, compared to other places in the world.
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In general, in the US, gas is way cheaper just to begin with.
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If it's diesel in Britain, it's more like £20 more than it was already.
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Okay, alright. It's expensive to fill up your car, one way or another.
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get your own oil Trump tells UK and allies I started it you finish it
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I mean again it's not exactly what you're saying this I mean there's an element of that to it but
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it's not really what you're saying is it but okay president's new swipe at Britain but he's looking
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forward to a terrific visit with Charles that's the other thing they've decided because they were
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I mean gnarring weren't they about whether they're going to send Prince Charles Prince Charles
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for what that's been worth has it been worth much ever since like korea in the 1950s the
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special relationship there's no special relationship between trump and starma is there none
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no i'm pretty sure their real real real inside feeling is that they hate each other i'm sure
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they do trump probably thinks of starma as some weakling little pissant do they come on
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and i think starmer thinks of trump as like some some big meathead idiot fascist or something
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probably they probably hate each other like deep deep down for real okay all right i started it
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you finish it i mean it's not exactly what it is but i thought of an analogy where it's like
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With your best, with someone who's supposed to be your best friend
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On the other side of the road are like some dodgy looking gangster dudes
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Your best mate, without saying anything to you
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Just pulls out a gun and starts shooting at them
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I didn't know we were going to be in a gunfight.
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Well, I've got a gun, but it's at home and it's in bits.
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And he goes, fine, I didn't need your gun anyway.
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okay the financial times another plane trump library plane reveal so when presidents leave
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office for ages now what they often do is they have some sort of memorial building made for them
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like a library often right going back to kennedy or even before they'll have some sort of or truman
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i think from truman onwards one of the things the state does for a president after they leave
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offices there'll be some sort of memorial building trump's one i mean they all do it
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trump's one's going to be some sort of big tower and he was asked about it yesterday he's not sure
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whether it's going to be uh offices or a hotel or or or what trump said i don't want it to be a
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library all the others do that i do that i'm not interested in that we'll make it we'll make it uh
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because obama's one he built it in chicago and it's like really really over budget and
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anyway trump says he's going to build this big tower and in the foyer of it he wants a full
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size mock-up of would that be full size i don't anyway he wants i think a full size mock-up of
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Air Force One, like in the atrium, in the lobby of it, like that. I think that's just an artist's
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impression of what it would look like. There you go, all right. Brent crude set for biggest
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monthly price rise on record as war takes toll. Level breaches $119 a barrel. Let's have a look
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at let's have a look at the price of crude right now in real time oh a hundred and three dollars
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yesterday i told you didn't i at like about 7am which is summer time it was about 112
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so it's come down look all red nearly all red there all coming down
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west texas is up a bit but still but still down in the most recent minutes
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so look west texas is at 101 a barrel brent is at 103 a barrel same higher you know above that
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what i've told you before that that psychological benchmark of 100 a barrel
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but nowhere near all-time highs look there you can see it you see just to the right
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that green graph chopped off a cliff price comes steadily down both brent brent and
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at the moment when the financial times went to print
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because Trump did a press conference yesterday in the Oval
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in two or three weeks he said not always great to give your enemy like an actual time frame they
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just have to hold on till then and then they win strategically in their terms well will israel
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stop will iran stop different question probably not but the donald says the americans will be out
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in two to three weeks and that sent the oil price down and it sent asian markets or all markets
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That's the thing I keep telling you, it's volatile.
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A sixth of the price fell off in just a few hours.
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So yeah, still the possibility of boots on the ground to a limited extent
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The big ships, right, like the USS Tripoli or the USS Portland or whatever, they will have to sail through the Straits of Hormuz. So if Iran can sort of just rain down missiles and drones, I mean those ships will have all sorts of air defences and other smaller ships giving them extra air cover and air defence.
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and whilst they travel through there you can imagine the skies will be filled with US and
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Israeli fast jets to try and protect them as much as possible they probably will be able to protect
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them from drones because drones just are very slow aren't they 120 mile an hour that's like a
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turtle's speed very very very slow but a missile if you want to shoot one of their hypersonic
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missiles like Mach 3 or Mach 5 or something difficult to defend against that there's enough
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of them anyway okay all right we'll see we'll see if they for the US to send a flotilla an
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armada through the Straits of Hormuz up to the top to get to that Karg Island
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if anyone doesn't know broker is just someone that sits between you the investor and and the
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actual buying of the thing whatever it is whether you're buying equities commodities bonds currency
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whatever right broker is essentially a middleman i worked in brokerage for with brokerage for a
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long time. Well, for a while. I know a fair bit all about the world of brokerage. And
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they take their little cut. Every time you want to buy or sell something, they take their
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little cut. Pure parasites. Pure parasites. If you can trade for yourself, do do it. Don't
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go through a broker. Screw them. Anyway, Hegseth Broker wants to invest in defence funds.
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Like we saw haven't we over the last couple of weeks
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That wasn't his whole statement, though, was it?
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It was basically, try and get your own oil if you can.
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And we'd obviously be like, yeah, as we said, our Navy isn't up to scratch,
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So the mail, going with the angle, less outright TDS,
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the BBC ignored warnings about DJ Scott Mills a year ago
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It's a bit more sensational than just more Donald Trump stuff.
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The whole world is paying for Mr Trump's lunacy
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It's better if there aren't Islamic theocracies
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like this is all your fault as if the donald is like blaming the uk for things not going
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quicker and faster and more efficiently on the military front for not sending
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again right it's to our shame and discredit that neither of our aircraft carriers were
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seaworthy or any real frigates or anything hardly any okay but that was the case though that was the
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reality in february and still to this day right that just is the case okay what a shame on us
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again sure okay now the reality is though that we can't send an aircraft carrier you snap your
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fingers you do something history changing on one saturday morning and want us to sail an aircraft
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carrier there like that weekend or the next week at the latest but it's not seaworthy even if
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Starmer did have the political will to do it which I don't think he did but even if he did
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we couldn't again that analogy of the your mate walking down the street he says keep firing back
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or he runs out of ammo he's like give me your gun you know I haven't got a gun on me
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if I had a gun I would consider very much consider giving it to you right now off
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returning fire myself but I don't have a gun so don't get annoyed with me that I can't give you
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a gun right now because I haven't got one on me you know this is the way the the what the mirror
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the mirror characterizes it president calls his straight crisis then he tells UK to sort out his
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mess that's the way they characterize it i mean he hasn't really asked us to exactly sort it out
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is he but all right all right okay the higher paper the higher paper king sent to us on mission
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but donald has always really liked the royal family the concept of them and the individuals
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the individual members of it he like thought it was like some sort of truly truly great
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That's one of the highlights of his life or whatever.
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King Charles, I nearly called him Prince Charles again.
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after trump's latest outburst when he tells uk to go get your own oil trip is laced with jeopardy
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for king because of u.s president's toxic relationship with starma and other nato
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allies over iran war i mean there's the one this cop is it worth this but is one good thing about
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having a monarchy a constitutional monarchy i.e he hasn't really got any power but he is the head
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of state, right, is that he can do diplomatic things like this, like he sits above, he just
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sits way above Parliament and the Lords, right, he sits above government policy, doesn't
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he, and so he can go and visit the Trump and just be like, even agree with him, yeah,
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I mean, it's almost not worth it, just that, but it can be done, it's like that.
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Ground invasion possible as oil price climbs and talks stutter.
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I mean, the oil price isn't climbing, it's come down since yesterday.
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The lawyer's centre of sexual offences investigation into BBC star Scott Mills was under 16, police say.
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I mean, what it looks like, just a tiny one minute, one minute on Scott Mills and that's it.
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It was investigated between 2016 and 2019, before they decided not to go to trial.
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But the actual offences were supposed to have taken place between 1997 and the year 2000, when he, Scott Mills, was in his twenties. And this child, who was under 16, male child, was under 16. So it might have been, like, he basically had a boyfriend who was 15, when he was like, 23, 25 or something.
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And that's putting the nicest possible spin on it
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get your own oil on the same day as king charles's official visit to the united states is confirmed
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president rants starmer over energy crisis caused by his own war on iran while defense chief again
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ridicules our navy yeah our navy's crap yeah we get it yeah yeah we're not we're not denying it
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we can't deny it yeah it's true yeah right in that analogy he's like give me a gun you know i haven't
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got all going on me? I've got one at home. It's like, yeah, there's a crap one as well, yeah.
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It wouldn't have been any good even if you did bring it. It's like, oh, okay.
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Could you have told me you was about to start shooting?
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Okay. End of special relationship. I don't think there's been a special relationship
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since the 50s. I really don't. They think it's all over. It is now. Trump is grumpy.
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For anyone who's foreign, can I even be bothered to explain?
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In 1966, when England last won the World Cup, the Football World Cup, the Soccer World Cup,
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it was 3-2 up against Germany, West Germany, in the final.
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Some fans were even beginning to run onto the pitch.
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it was like seconds from the final whistle and the commentator sees that the game's still going on
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the final whistle hasn't blown he sees some people starting to run on the pitch and he says
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they think it's all over and then england scores another goal to make it 4-2 and obviously obviously
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winning the game and in the same breath he goes they think it's all over referring to and then
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he scores he goes it is now right anyone in britain knows that it's part of popular consciousness
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If you're from Denmark or the United States or whatever
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It's just a famous thing if you're British or English
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They think it's oil over, it is now, Trump is grumpy
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so dumb so dumb all right there's that new jag jaguar car the woke one with their crazy woke
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ad that no one's bought well not no one but like i think a few dozen in the whole world have been
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bought this jag decided to completely completely rebrand themselves as something sort of like
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it's one of the greatest things that's happened in my lifetime
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the best thing that's ever happened in my lifetime
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boom brilliant the other 34% get out go on get out you're not welcome here this isn't the this
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isn't the morning show for you don't go don't go I was only joking I was joking dude bro I was
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joking don't go I still love you we can make this work come on come on I didn't mean it I didn't
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mean it please stay please stay now I would have hoped for more than that so the question is are
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It's like one of the greatest achievements of all humanity
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you'd claim an overwhelming victory, wouldn't you?
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so okay I'd hoped it would be in the 80s or 90s all right all right let's have a look then let's
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have a look at the websites it's already 22 let's have a quick whip through the website shall we
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we'll talk about Artemis 2 the uh that 34% of you that are not interested in it um I'm going to talk
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about it for a minute or two because it's happening today in fact we just go straight to it get it
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out of the way for that 34% of you. What's happening today? We haven't been to the moon
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since, what, 1972? Is it 1973? 1972, I think. Gene Cernan, last dude to step on the moon,
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was it? 1972, I believe. And we're going back to the Artemis II mission. Actually, let's
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just have a, I've got a picture, skidoosh, there we go, that's the, the space, uh, space
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launch system, that's the modern equivalent of the Saturn 5, it's massive, that's like
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bigger than Big Ben, well you can see the tower there, what is it like, 12, 15 stories
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tall, that tiny bit there is where the four humans are going to go, it's going to fly
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I took the moon, five days there, five days back,
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400,000 kilometres or whatever, a quarter of a million miles,
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just fly round the moon, slingshot round the moon,
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we're not going to land on the moon, that's not until Artemis 4,
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Just a proof of concept, make sure we can do that first,
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like Apollo 8, Apollo 11 was the one that landed on the moon first,
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Anyway, Apollo 8 did this in like 1968, Christmas 1968, Apollo 8 did this mission, just slingshot
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around the moon and come back, go around the dark side of the moon, so that's what they're
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going to do, it's going to take off today, like with weather permitting, at some point
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between, well I think, like, something like 6 or 7 or 8 o'clock in the afternoon Florida
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of time today which is like between 11 half 11 and half one in the morning british time
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so wherever you are again weather permitting there's two high winds or it starts raining or
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there's a thunderstorm or something then they'll put it off they'll put it back if there's one a
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last minute fueling problem not unheard of far from unheard of it'll be put back but if all goes
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well if the weather there's a good weather window later today again six or
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seven or eight p.m. Eastern Florida time this will this will they'll light the
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candle and we'll be going back to the moon humans will be and there's the
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crew in the in the blue there four people so picture of them that there you
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go that's the commander dude so they're sending a commander a black dude a woman and a canadian
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a canadian okay he's the pilot he's the commander and these are two other people
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all right um there'll be a couple of records the the the geometry the the the orbit they're going
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to take around the moon if you believe it's all real is actually a wider bigger orbit than apollo
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8 ever did or any of the apollo missions so they'll actually be going further away from the
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earth than any other humans have ever been it's like a higher orbit around the dark side of the
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sun dark side of the moon so they will be going further away from the earth than anyone ever
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And when they come back, they'll be entering the Earth's atmosphere at the fastest speed anyone has ever attempted to re-enter the Earth's atmosphere.
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That'll be the most dangerous bit of the mission, by far, is the re-entry bit.
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Okay, I wish them good luck. I'm interested in it, fascinated by it.
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yeah look at look at this clapham place in london clapham security guards tells of moment he was
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forced to lock customers inside store as mobs of feral youths that's how they're describing it
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mobs of feral youths run wild after met police warned of easter holiday link-ups there you go
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um i think on the sun they also had a bit of this there we go street chaos dozens of
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hooded youngsters that's how they're describing them not feral youths
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let's call it what it is, it's the black kids
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is that racist to have eyeballs and notice that it's all black kids
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They just decided they were going to do it and did
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You're not allowed to notice they're all black kids
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i thought was of mild interest was there oh yeah this brits urged to mask up as new cicada
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covid variant set to become dominant in uk no no i'm not masking up no i'm not doing it
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if it's something extremely extremely terribly lethal like aids becomes airborne or ebola becomes
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airborne okay but no it's just the flu it's just a cold or whatever no i'm not messing i'm not
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wearing that stupid nappy thing on my face again no no no no i'm not doing that no no go screw
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yourself all right the new york times the new york slimes trump says u.s will be out of iran
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within two to three weeks okay trump claims he halted nuclear threat from iran i thought he did
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that with Midnight Hammer last summer, no? Despite evidence to contrary, says the New
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York Times. New York Times got a reporter on the ground, if they, in Iran, double-checking
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the Iranian nuclear facilities. Okay. All right. Trump seeks to redefine regime change
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in war against Iran. Yeah, one of the things he said yesterday, he said, the regime has
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been changed that's sort of i mean that's his angle now that's what he's saying um in the sense
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that all the leadership or more or less nearly all the leadership that were in place at the
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beginning of this thing they're all gone now they're dead so in that sense i even like the
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next tier down they're all gone a lot of the next tier down they're all gone so in that sense the
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regime has changed okay in that sense fine but the actual you know in the true sense it has it
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hasn't changed though has it because it's still a continuation of that those ayatollahs from 1979
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and the the continuation of that regime hasn't changed so again classic politicians thing of
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just changing the exact meaning of words trying to trying to re-spin what you said before to make
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it all line up and make sense perfectly but okay he also said he also said look we're gonna he said
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we're gonna get out of iran in the next two or three weeks with or without a deal
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right so there you go oh quick look at le monde the french newspaper with everything that's going
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down in in France in a worse state in some ways you could argue than Britain and Germany
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sort of demographically and everything that's going on in the world the state of France
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the terrible terrible sectarian nightmare France is staring down the barrel of
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Le Monde has a story about cheetahs in Somaliland
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the trade in cheetahs between Africa and Arabia
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here you go all right should we have a look at this day in history what happened on this day
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in history is now 10 to see that for the last bit of the show what happened on april fool's day down
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through the centuries of note april the first let's have a look okay on this day in five to
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five to seven a.d by zantine emperor justin the first names his nephew justinian the first as
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co-ruler and uh successor to the throne so as i've mentioned a few times on epochs
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there you go on epochs my history theme show behind the paywall on otocetis.com
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do you consider becoming a member for as little as five pound a month bronze team membership
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on that show and on my own channel history bro when it's all free there
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got a fair amount of content talk about justinian justinian the great justinian the first a number
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of times, and his general, his generalissimo Belisarius, all sorts of stuff, the Nikkei
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riots, whole long-form thing, just about the Nikkei riots, Justinian I, completely pivotal,
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massively fascinating and important, Eastern Rome, by his own time, Roman Emperor, in the
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6th century, Justinian I. On this day, his uncle, Justin, names him co-ruler. So Justin,
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Justin was just a, I say just, but he was just a general, he was never in like the royal
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family line of succession and he'd come from nothing his father was like a complete peasant
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literally just like a sheep herd or something justin joins the army the roman army eastern
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roman army rises up to become general there's some sort of complete chaos political chaos and
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military coup only finds himself emperor out of nowhere justin the first out of nowhere
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Amazing, amazing Pompeii, just outside Naples, in Italy of course, just outside Naples, a little town on the foothills of Mount Vesuvius, Mount Vesuvius in the ancient world, what is it during the reign of Nero is it, what is it, 79 AD is it, 78, 79 AD, I should know exactly, anyway,
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there's like a bit of a modern Italian town on it
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anyway, if you're even remotely interested in history
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if you've got any sort of historical imagination
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and Herculaneum, there's another place even closer to Vesuvius
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you can walk around ancient Roman streets basically
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Is first put forward by a few different cosmologists
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i was watching a video just the other day that said the big crunch might happen instead of space
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expanding forever some recent uh which is like the consensus and then there's just be like
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entropy and the heat death of the universe eventually it'll just keep expanding into
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darkness and nothing forever one theory saying that some new research to do with dark energy
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and dark matter might mean in a few billion years more dark energy and dark matter which they think
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is responsible for the expansion of the universe might lose its battle ultimately against gravity
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gravity will win and there'll be a big crunch take another few billion years but then the
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whole universe will come back down into a tiny singularity again and over and over and over
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the Netherlands becomes the first country in the world
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let's have a look, we've got quite a few rumble rants
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st luke 91 luke stewart says good day bo getting ready to drive down to armadale a single little
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five and a half hour drive for easter event about a hundred or so viking warriors running around a
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pine forest lovely sounds great sounds great i love that i love that sort of thing battle reenactments
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and all that stuff i'm not into it like myself personally getting dressed up and taking part but
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going to that sort of thing or going to like a medieval fair and there's guys dressed up
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as like medieval knights actually on horseback you know stuff like that love it yeah yeah
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a viking warrior one wicked cool okay 14 barber says morning bow all right yeah i'm all right
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thanks cheers cheers geese uh i agree we should uh get our own oil from the north sea yeah right
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yeah it's crazy that we ever ever it's people like ed milliband isn't it crazy environmentalists
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told us that the burning of fossil fuels was somehow wrong and bad not that you drive that
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that drives up co2 and that drives climate change to a catastrophic degree it's all just not true
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is it it's nonsense yeah we should never have stopped drilling large scale in the north sea
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you're quite right uh start by buying from canada us or norway uh while we get tapping our own we
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shouldn't rely on others all the time yes absolutely yeah absolutely of course should be
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that sort of thing should be a statement of just sort of undeniable should be undeniable shouldn't
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it um of course of course kasser dwan said the islamic republic is a bad regime but being a
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to Israel and destabilizing the region is also bad.
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Britain is weak, but the US effectively made that happen in World War II.
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The United States ever since World War I was looking to cripple and dismantle the British Empire.
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All right, St. Luke again, to be honest with, to be honest with Iran, the only way to deal with them, the US needs to find a way to arm the populists so they can have a little viva revolution against the Islamic Republic.
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Yeah, Trump just didn't seem up for that, did he?
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When the Kurds in the north were making some noises, perhaps that they could give us some help, give us some air cover, bro.
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I think he just wanted to be out of there relatively quickly.
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He actually doesn't want to be the forever war guy.
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in Australia the only way a white man could get any government assistance
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I could see when they're putting a lot of white kids on it.
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Okay. Yeah. Endlessly hand out to minorities but not the indigenous, well not indigenous, not the white population. Okay. So Luke again. Because until I was diagnosed on the spectrum, I got no help from the government as got diagnosed. I was given help which allowed me to get the job I have as a support worker helping other people.
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As a percentage of what it was at the start of the war
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It's not in line with how much a barrel of crude has gone up, is it?
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That's way more than the barrel of crude has gone up, isn't it?
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To be honest, I don't really trust Trump with timetables
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i kind of like the unpredictability yeah when it comes to military matters like that
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it's deliberately part of the calculation isn't it very much so like particularly i remember the
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that midnight hammer mission mission we said oh we're going to look at it in the next two weeks
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we're going to make some sort of decision then it was like the next day very very deliberate isn't
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it very very deliberate and then fair enough fair fair game in love and war there's not really any
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rules are there really you do whatever you need so what you think you need to do to win okay to
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quick team off from luke says don't forget iran also funds a lot of terrorist organizations uh
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and and and on oil most countries are like ours decided let's be green and not produce our own
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right yeah yeah yeah i don't deny some people say that it's not true it's a liar that iran export
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or has exported terror around the region and around the world i don't i don't think so i think
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there's plenty of evidence that they have and finally luke says the next poll should be who do
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you think is going to collapse first iran or cuba it's not been looking for them if you believe all
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the news coming out as some people don't right yeah interesting cuba cuba's next on hegsith and
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rubio's list isn't it seems to be and trump's list does seem to be all right um the youtube
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things Harry you have to do that for me engage okay there they are okay only a
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few we had more rumble rents than superchats today this only happens once
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or twice that's quite rare all right so the superchats global church history in
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at number one and still the reigning defending undisputed global church
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history says today 1979 Ayatollah Khomeini became supreme leader oh that's
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interesting so in 1974 he calls for a revolution and what exactly five years later to the day
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becomes a supreme leader if global church history isn't right and i've got absolutely no
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doubt that he is interesting exactly five years to the day okay cool well interesting not that cool
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It's another channel I've got with Nate, MrHReviews,
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Like and subscribe to this channel if you haven't already
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But they will be in the Moon's gravity well for a bit
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Yeah, that's right, yeah, they're not going completely
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No, they are leaving Earth's gravity, aren't they?
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Because it's a long way, it's like a quarter of a million miles, isn't it?
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thank you for tuning in great stuff thank you really can't say enough can't express to you
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how sincerely it's meant as well just can't all right well until tomorrow morning then do try
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and make the best of the day ahead you've only got it once you'll only have this day once in
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your life your time is the most valuable thing you've got don't waste it if you can