The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - Christmas Pre-Record

00:00:00.000 hello everyone welcome to this uh christmas uh pre-recorded segment i'm here with carl

00:00:04.560 hello and we are going to talk about man's best racist friend right so we need to talk about dogs

00:00:12.800 dogs are wonderful animals they're magnanimous animals man's top guy yeah yeah top dogs yeah

00:00:20.400 man's top dog is a dog yeah right they are wholesome creatures i think oh well generally

00:00:26.960 yeah apart from pit bulls yeah they can be a bit mean sometimes yeah also they can sort of bite you

00:00:33.360 and leave you marks for life yeah but generally speaking i think that conventional wisdom has a

00:00:39.840 point when it says and teaches us that dogs are man's best friend do you like do you like dogs

00:00:46.560 generally speaking yeah do you have dogs i don't have any dogs i used to have some dogs but the

00:00:50.400 thing is i just don't really have time to take care of dogs uh so i don't have i have a yorkshire

00:00:55.520 terrier oh yeah we call him frodo and he is really good but i i've started reading some

00:01:01.760 stuff and they have made me worried oh is he a racist is he maybe he is maybe he is you'll see

00:01:08.640 as we go along because i've seen him have repeatedly bad behavior towards particular groups

00:01:15.280 really yeah yeah he actually has and i want to see what exactly is going on

00:01:20.720 right let's start i just tell you off my dog is a racist i i can't understand it because

00:01:26.320 you see they're really they really seem wholesome creatures for instance let's look at this video by

00:01:32.640 by ten get beaten i think this is one of those antidepressant accounts that oh yeah if you

00:01:37.760 constantly i think they're good work in the news you really need to see some yeah no i follow a

00:01:42.480 bunch of accounts like this just because it's nice to have them in my feed yes i also like them

00:01:46.400 several times when liked we're in private and everyone's saying what's this guy or constantly

00:01:51.280 like dogs and cats it's a good video it's nice it's wholesome what are you complaining about it's

00:01:56.000 it's wholesome look look at this who could object to this oh look at his little face he looks like

00:02:03.760 he looks like he's in total sync with the moment and total harmony with the universe i can't believe

00:02:08.960 he's a racist if we scroll down we also see that that's a cat we also see other dogs being really

00:02:16.640 playful here a butterfly playing with a puppy so cute who would have guessed that behind this

00:02:24.640 magnanimous puppy here lies a stone cold-blooded anti-woke racist

00:02:30.960 turns turns turns out appearances can be deceiving and occasionally some dogs really let out the true

00:02:39.840 self i'm not gonna show you much but here we have a very anti-woke dog and we have cat canada saying

00:02:46.800 at least the bigoted horses who had a problem with a pride sidewalk didn't poop on the collars but this

00:02:52.320 bigoted dog sure did how long until it's charged with a hate crime it's just you know they need to

00:03:00.400 unleash dogs that can get put down they need to unleash the beast to say i don't like these colors

00:03:06.160 here i'm gonna desecrate this pride mural that's what this dog says yeah so maybe there's a darker

00:03:12.400 side there now the thing is that we haven't checked the privilege we haven't checked the privilege because

00:03:20.160 you know we follow conventional wisdom in saying that dog is man's best friend but maybe we are

00:03:26.400 echoing beliefs that come from a system that generates oppression yeah it's white supremacy

00:03:31.200 exactly so maybe maybe we need to check our privilege so i'm gonna put everything aside i'm gonna not

00:03:40.960 gonna care about what i learned from my degree because again it was given to me by an oppressive

00:03:44.800 structure i'm not gonna pay any attention to philosophy anything anything anything i said because who needs

00:03:53.360 are when you have sjw's good point and this sjw says here that dog trainers are racist and that she

00:04:00.640 has trained her own dog to hate white people so she hang on so the dog trainers being racist i assume

00:04:07.280 that she's saying that she makes they make dogs racist by training them right they are amplifying their

00:04:14.080 pre-existing tendency towards racism which would exist regardless of their training but they are redirecting

00:04:20.960 it so what she's she does here she's like a seal doer or like she's doing a candy she says it's not

00:04:26.720 enough to be non-racist you have to be anti-racist yeah the the dog trainers are basically like hitler to dogs

00:04:35.920 right like you know white people are racist but when you get hitler yeah that turns all white people into

00:04:41.680 nazis right yes and so that's the sort of like higher level of racism more more politically active more

00:04:47.600 conscious yes and so that's what the dog trainers are to the dogs exactly so what they're using dog

00:04:52.560 subversion in the animal kingdom so she is isildur in the lord of the rings analogy she she doesn't

00:04:59.920 want to cast the ring into the fire and say no i'm gonna use it i want to tame the racism of dogs

00:05:06.320 against white people lots of people sadly she's got the forehead for yeah lots of people are asking because

00:05:11.920 obviously who would who would care about conventional wisdom when you have sjw's like

00:05:17.600 that of such a high intellectual and moral caliber telling us that dogs are racist and people are

00:05:22.240 asking because it's a good thing because people why is my dog racist yeah if we scroll down why is my

00:05:27.920 dog racist and how can i fix it this has a second it's a two-fold question and the second part of

00:05:35.040 the question presupposes that the answer to the first one is positive i can stop him weeing in the house

00:05:39.760 but i can't stop him hating minorities right and if we scroll down they say is my dog racist serious

00:05:46.400 one thing is to not feel embarrassed

00:05:51.920 a black person was like right okay give them a piece of my mind we have here how to tell if your

00:05:57.520 dog is racist experts reveal best way to handle such situations what to do if your dog seems racist

00:06:04.000 racist racist dogs why do some dogs seem not to like dark you understand all these are headlines

00:06:12.000 some dogs keep noticing patterns yes too afraid to ask they actually notice patterns i bet they do you

00:06:19.280 see and a lot of the article i'll show you an article where they're talking about when they do it they're

00:06:23.280 clever when i do it i'm racist but you know how we have discussed several times that cats somehow fall

00:06:29.040 under the radar under the radar and you could say cats are way more vicious than than dogs

00:06:36.240 i've got five cats and they're brutal exactly i i have three yeah and they you just don't pay you

00:06:43.920 just don't play game the amount of dead animals they bring into my house is crazy but they also seem

00:06:49.680 to control the narrative true because the same question asked about dogs doesn't give similar answers

00:06:56.720 when it comes to cats so you see my cat is racist the instantly disclaimer aren't inherently

00:07:02.400 race cats aren't racist right then we have here dogs are a tool of the white supremacy yeah cats

00:07:08.880 are communist again i don't agree with that when we're asking is my cat racist for some reason we

00:07:14.640 have why is my dog race is coming up good point you know just quick aside i think cats are an

00:07:20.560 inherently right-wing creature yeah they're incredible actually i i view cats as like the apex of

00:07:25.920 nature's perfection like a leopard is just the most insanely like athletic and acrobatic and

00:07:32.080 muscular thing and it's just like how are these things like i mean they they're top of the food

00:07:36.640 chain obviously but it's like how are these things not in charge of everything it's like well they kind

00:07:39.840 of are i suppose they kind of are and i i think they're like super individualist exactly super independent

00:07:45.520 and to add i think kill anything some of the most really good videos really good videos uh on on

00:07:54.160 youtube and on the internet are with cats against snakes oh yeah yeah they have incredibly good

00:07:59.840 reaction reactions it's just impressive but handsome animals as well like it'd be one thing if you're

00:08:06.240 like yeah i'm amazing but i'm ugly as sin no i'm i'm gorgeous to look at you know exactly that's

00:08:11.680 beautiful animals but and also they have this demeanor that no you couldn't possibly be asking a bad

00:08:16.880 question about me yeah they've got the self-confidence you couldn't are you actually asking me if i'm a

00:08:22.160 racist yeah and we have here saying no people aren't racist against black cats yeah but the i like that

00:08:29.840 as well yeah the self-confidence that cats have as well it's true also i think they're completely amoral

00:08:34.880 and actually they're behind lots of the wokenness stuff because we have here anti-racist cats yeah

00:08:40.560 yeah somehow they are portrayed as a symbol of anti-racism yeah that's weird because i feel

00:08:46.240 the cats would be the most essentially prejudiced against everything that's not them yeah they're a

00:08:52.320 bit narcissistic yeah i mean i like them they're a bit narcissistic they're not just a bit they're

00:08:56.080 completely narcissistic like they're constantly grooming themselves you know they're constantly

00:09:00.000 premium themselves don't get me wrong that's that's good stay clean and everything but like you

00:09:04.000 you just compare it to dogs dogs are total bros you know they don't you know you've got to wash

00:09:09.040 them they won't wash themselves yes right but again we need to ask ourselves whether we have

00:09:15.520 questioned or privileged enough and we have here are an article saying how to tell if your dog is

00:09:20.320 racist experts will your best way to handle awkward incidents after calling for pet free zones in wales

00:09:26.240 to make outdoors seem more inclusive i don't that's why i bring my dog i don't want more inclusive

00:09:31.280 i think i think male dogs shouldn't be in women's bathrooms fair so maybe this is but maybe they

00:09:40.880 have a point there but they're wondering why there are so few stabbings in the countryside yeah

00:09:46.880 yeah they say as any dog owner knows your pet growling or barking at a stranger in public is

00:09:51.920 always an embarrassing situation which could potentially escalate into something more dangerous

00:09:56.720 oh yeah racism so frodo my dog has repeatedly this um reaction against some people in greece

00:10:04.960 not who you would expect not turks not turks and not neighbors okay yeah in the map gone and i asked

00:10:12.400 my dog and and he told me yeah they tried to actually steal the house and they came into the house and

00:10:19.600 they steal a lot of stuff yeah and i was under the i was under the bed hoping they wouldn't find me

00:10:26.560 you see if it were a cat the cat would ultimately completely destroy them or just not care yeah i

00:10:31.440 don't really care care but frodo can hold a grudge right so some note owners even notice a pattern

00:10:38.480 whereby their dog only reacts badly to certain demographics yeah whether that be certain that

00:10:43.680 elderly a certain sex or ethnicity with the latter prompting them to wonder if the dog is racist and they

00:10:49.280 have here some uh puppy social is a white dog checklist they say how you can train your dog to

00:10:55.360 not be racist you introduce them to people with beards carl you need to meet frodo i guess i've

00:11:03.200 i've never had a dog be racist to me dogs quite like me he's a yorkshire terrier so i think he would

00:11:08.160 like you as well maybe you need to use the hoover because when when bikes yeah pass by fro gets

00:11:15.200 completely mad i've got a wife for that you need to visit you need to visit a cafe let them meet

00:11:22.320 toddlers hopefully train them not to eat toddlers practice grooming yeah i mean these are again if if

00:11:30.880 you had a cat you wouldn't need to do any of these things but take them shopping go to puppy classes

00:11:35.360 take it's a long list yeah it is right so who was behind this uh you see because we have in wales

00:11:43.840 an initiative calling for making the hills of wales anti-racist for it to be more inclusive because

00:11:52.560 it's not particularly inclusive yeah i mean to be fair very rarely do things just randomly blow up in

00:11:59.200 the hills of wales um is it rarely is it rare yeah it's quite rare but is it rare to have dogs

00:12:05.040 there because maybe they have a point no i think it's quite common to have people walking their dogs

00:12:10.000 it's just rare that terrorist attacks happen right so they're saying probably some correlation there

00:12:15.760 right so um we have this kimuru bame anti-racist oh good organization creating a plan

00:12:24.560 to make kumri bane i think kimuru bame not bane it's not from the batman all right right so they

00:12:32.960 they're saying it's not always about how someone looks people from certain cultures are more likely

00:12:37.200 to be fearful of dogs they're racist against dogs yeah but have you considered their dogs are racist

00:12:44.720 against them well i mean and we need to practice anti-discrimination no well they've got to start

00:12:50.080 practicing anti-discrimination about dogs there's no there's no there's no excuse to be dog phobic

00:12:55.840 like that's that's not an excuse anyway so who is behind this behind this is an environmental

00:13:03.840 podcaster who owns kayak school in uganda and backs labor calls for 20 miles

00:13:12.000 he is essentially calling for a policy of making wales anti-racist by 2030 and you know

00:13:19.920 how to do that yeah to do this but banning dogs how how are they going to make wales anti-racist

00:13:25.680 by 2030 so he's the head of climate kimuru owns a kayak owns kayak the nile a white water kayaking

00:13:33.520 company based in uganda which he founded after coaching team gb's freestyle team mr ward is active

00:13:39.600 on social media you you get the you get the point yeah he's an insufferable wokest yeah got it

00:13:44.720 yeah but what they're saying is that the nwas report says that barriers to outdoor activities

00:13:53.520 include the perception that growing food in gardens or allotments is dominated by

00:14:00.880 middle-aged white women what in wales yeah who could have imagined yeah but can we can we allow this

00:14:08.400 well i mean i doubt the welsh government can but this is why i'd abolish the welsh government and it's

00:14:13.280 also also also informed the welsh government that people from ethnic minorities were upset about the

00:14:17.840 low quality of local green spaces go back to wherever you came from okay can you even garden bro

00:14:27.680 i just i'm just no i'm no sympathy whatsoever right leave the welsh alone in wales christ's sake i i think

00:14:36.160 now that maybe all this is is weird and they're targeting frodo for for bad reasons they have this plan

00:14:42.720 here the anti-racist wales action plan oh yeah 24 update and they're saying that by 2030 they want

00:14:48.400 to eliminate to make well well it's a completely anti-racist nation and to remind people when they

00:14:54.400 talk about anti-racism they mean positive discrimination against welsh in this context

00:14:59.040 by 2030 there won't be a single welshman left in wales this is our plan yeah so i don't know does wales have

00:15:06.800 a tremendous past when it comes to oppressing people well i mean it was a part of the british empire yeah

00:15:14.240 so maybe yeah okay right so like the welsh and the scots always try to get off the hook it's like no you

00:15:21.440 were in it you were a part of it and i was trying to put in a good word for the for the way yeah i know

00:15:27.760 have it you called you fact checked well sorry okay but it isn't just dogs it isn't just the

00:15:35.360 countryside librarians it's also buildings right okay they literally call for meeting in anti-racist

00:15:42.800 buildings so people feel safer so what is an anti-racist building it's a building that is basically

00:15:51.520 against non-discrimination but there's there's some property of the building itself right because what i

00:15:57.360 what i think they're saying is well if you look at like i don't know cardiff city hall or something

00:16:03.200 yeah this has the hallmarks of being of a particular place of a particular culture of a particular time

00:16:08.000 of a particular heritage which is race is doesn't it belongs to a race of people it belongs to the

00:16:14.800 welsh right and so it's an expression of the welsh people and is why it looks like it looks right it's

00:16:20.880 part of the cultural heritage that they continue so okay an anti-racist building would have to be

00:16:25.600 something that had no distinguishing characteristics at all right so you couldn't say that is characteristic

00:16:31.200 of that race so it'd have to basically be a big square block something brutalist architecture i don't

00:16:36.320 know maybe you know you know in cathedrals where you have some gargoyles on on the outside maybe you

00:16:42.240 know just i'm looking at them and say why do i want to go inside because the gargoyle may eat me or

00:16:47.440 something i mean it's not a safe space for me sure but you're not getting what i'm saying like

00:16:51.840 like the the the very nature of the characteristics of the building is what they must be complaining

00:16:58.080 about so an anti-racist building must be something that has no characteristics of any particular

00:17:02.240 ethnicity right the same applies for countryside though well yeah the countryside is racist as well

00:17:08.160 yeah i mean that's true i that's how i became a dark nationalist uh is by looking at nice paintings

00:17:14.160 of the countryside of museums i'm not even joking i was like yeah no the countryside is nice you're

00:17:20.880 walking down the footpath and you have spirits talking to you so you be be a nationalist be a

00:17:27.120 dark national it wasn't it wasn't even um spirits um it was just kind of ancestral bushes ancestral

00:17:34.160 memories you know that sort of thing did the bush talk to you no no it didn't need to like when when

00:17:40.240 when you're when you're racist enough stelios like you can imbibe the racism from the countryside

00:17:46.160 straight through like a ley line like you know you can become a vessel of yeah exactly become

00:17:51.200 yeah you become a vessel of the racist spirits of the countryside and i'm just saying you're not

00:17:57.520 doing it hard enough right so i think that all of this is total bs dogs are dogs they're a man's

00:18:02.800 best friend and let's just stop the nonsense it's counterproductive and silly merry christmas and a

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The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters - December 26, 2024

Christmas Pre-Record ｜ Man’s Best Racist Friend

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