Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1044
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1 hour and 29 minutes
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185.48183
Summary
The Lotus Eaters discuss the Mike Tyson fight, Nigel Farage's defeat, and how the government is trying to socially engineer our entire society. Plus, we play a game of 'Who was the most terrifying person in the world when he was a kid?'.
Transcript
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Good afternoon, folks. Welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters for Monday, the 18th of November, 2024.
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Yes, it's Monday, the worst day of the week for every sentient creature.
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I'm joined by Stelios and Dan, speaking of sentient creatures.
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And today we're going to be talking about what happened with the Mike Tyson fight,
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what's happened with Nigel Farage and his fight against the forces of right-wing-ness,
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and how the government is socially engineering our entire society.
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Farage is losing even harder than Tyson at this point.
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Yeah, Tyson came out of this with dignity, at least.
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Anyway, in fact, without further ado, let's just begin.
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Just to be clear, I don't follow boxing, so I have no idea what's happened here.
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Well, I'll tell you what happened. Mike Tyson got old.
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Because the key takeaway is, if you're young, don't get old.
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I don't know if it's happened to you yet, Carl, but I have to wear these sodding reading glasses now.
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Well, OK, I thought it wasn't going to happen to me.
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And you always hear it happens at some point in your early 40s.
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Just one morning you wake up and all of a sudden you can't read anything.
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I mean, it's happening to my beard, but luckily I can still read.
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But I mean, nevertheless, it was an interesting fight because Tyson was an absolute beast back in his day.
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Let's play a bit of this in the background while we're talking.
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But this is just some highlights from, yeah, there we go.
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He just used to charge at people, just didn't stop, kept hitting.
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I mean, when I was young, Mike Tyson was basically a sort of synonym for a terrifying person.
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Yeah, they made a documentary about this fight on Netflix and stuck it up as well.
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And he's walking down his home street and he bumps into some old lady and she says,
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Oh, yeah, you mugged me once when you were like eight or something like that.
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Yeah, he was doing this thing in the fight where he kept on biting his glove and afterwards they asked him,
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What's with you biting your glove all the time?
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And he just says, Oh, I've got a biting fixation.
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Which I'm sure you know that he took off Evander Holyfield's ear.
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But yeah, this guy, I mean, he was just brutal.
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I mean, he's big, but he's kind of compact as well.
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So he's got this kind of nice compact style where he's kind of difficult to hit and he can take a hit anyway.
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See, I remember all these in the 90s and just being like, okay, yeah.
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Mike Tyson just seems to have an air of kind of evil about him.
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So let's have a look at the other guy in his prime.
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This is him as like a teenager or like 20 years old.
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You know, we covered his brother not so long ago, as Stelios was just reminding me.
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Because his brother seems to be married to this TurboTar or whatever it is.
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Dylan Danis was calling around and all that kind of stuff.
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Yeah, he was a Disney kids star or something like that.
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I think this is more of a Zumba thing than a...
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Yeah, I have to say all of this thankfully passed me by.
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Also, Harry and Connor did something about it and you were on with him too.
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Like, oh, look, I'm, you know, like TikTok influencer number 3,272.
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A lot of people have sort of called him out as a sort of fake box and stuff.
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If you put Jake Paul in his prime now up against Mike Tyson in his prime,
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In fact, if you put Jake Paul up against any of the heavyweight champs,
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including Bruno, in their prime, you know, he would get destroyed.
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But, I mean, we are talking about the absolute pinnacle level.
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Well, I'm just saying that at the intermediate levels, he's a solid boxer.
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I mean, he, well, I don't know if I'd say Shakespeare.
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Mike Tyson, as I understand it, is like 58 years old.
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I think he did one event fight maybe 10 years ago or something like that.
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He does a couple of these event things every now and again.
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And for whatever reason, he decided, well, I suppose he had 10 reasons to get back in the game.
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But he got offered this and, yeah, decided to go for it.
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It was supposed to be a proper fight, not an exhibition fight.
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I mean, it was just a weird, silly thing that, you know, sort of happened.
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But I found it fascinating for several reasons.
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I mean, the first thing is it was on Netflix, which I thought was interesting.
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That's something we haven't seen before going on a streaming platform.
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They, you know, they put, like, the Karate Kid and the Cobra Kai guy in the audience so that they could cut to them and say, oh, they're watching it.
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Oh, and by the way, they've got a new season coming up on that.
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They had these squid game guys lined up in there.
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And I just thought it was really interesting that we've moved to the era where streaming is the predominant platform now.
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It's the only platform that can get something like this up and running.
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That said, you're right to talk about the buffering.
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I didn't actually watch it live because it was on, like, 4 a.m. UK time.
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So I just got up at 7 and watched it with a delay.
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I mean, actually, yeah, I mean, when you watched it with a delay, it was fine.
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But the people who did stay up late and watched it, there was constant buffering and lagging and all that kind of stuff.
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There was only one bit of it that didn't stutter and buffer.
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And that was when Mike Tyson showed us all his ass.
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He's got his box on, but nothing else at that point.
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We all see Mike Tyson's 60-year-old ass sitting across the laundry room.
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That was the only bit, apparently, that didn't suffer from buffering.
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You constantly see men's asses in sumo fighting.
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It's like they were something that it's like they have been wedged.
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What else I found interesting, it was in Austin, not New York.
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Austin is kind of seamlessly transitioning into the unofficial capital of the US.
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and it looks like Austin is now the new first city.
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And it was between a boomer legend, Mike Tyson, and a Zuma legend
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because those are the guys that have the necessary audience pool
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Somehow with Dan, the boomers are the evil ones,
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name an occasion where a Zuma had beat a boomer at anything, ever.
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But it makes sense now that I know he's not actually a boomer.
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But, I mean, Mike Tyson seems to be in incredible shape
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That's a bit more flattering than just staring at his arse on the screen.
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I think what was happening here is all of the old guys
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because none of us want to admit that we're old
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And I'll tell you, put it this way, put it this way, right?
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and we're pretty much halfway between these two guys.
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I know I'd lose, but I'd be like, yeah, I'm up for that.
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I don't think Jake Paul would literally eat parts of me
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If Mike Tyson offered me $10 million to fight him,
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there's something about this guy that's quite scary.
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Yeah, but do you deserve to have an ear if you lose?
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I wouldn't fight Mike Tyson for any amount of money,
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because I'd probably be wheeled around like a vegetable.
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Even though he's 58, I mean, Jesus Christ, still.
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I suppose it helped build international audience.
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you watch your jaw spin off into the crowd somewhere.
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So I think one of them won on points at the end,
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Play this with the sound off in the background.
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but one of them kind of identified as an Aztec.
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The Aztec was winning the fight quite handily early on.
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and it looked like he was cruising to an easy win,
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and he was either going to get a win on points,
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Well, he got visited by the spirit of Mexican lawnmowers,
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So that was the second best fight of the night,
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So this was the cheerleading that was happening.
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Can you imagine if that was done by a bunch of men?
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Well, I mean, Tyson could win later on as well.
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It was obvious that Jake Paul knew this as well.
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until the other guy collapses from a heart attack.
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you know, put in the occasional shot from distance.
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I mean, if I was going to get in a ring with Tyson,
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I'd be keeping my distance early on, definitely.
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I mean, you can tell a lot from a fighter's footwork.
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but it's the last sort of 20, 30 seconds of the match.
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Now, I kind of wanted to see a bit of the old Mike
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That you don't expect a spirit of fair play from.
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I do think that this was actually a significant fight.
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we're only halfway to where Tyson is at the moment.
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actually i think wales belongs to the welsh and
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treated the second-class citizens yes of course
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this is how idiocracy looks like you know just a massive decline in aq event
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you know what i'm actually kind of pro the maori um but i'll i'll cover you should do the hacker
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dance no no i'm a colonist i'm not gonna do the hacker um but uh it's something it's something
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to talk about another time and we don't have time to go into it now but maybe i'll do a video on
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explaining that look actually uh sometimes you just have to put up with the cringe
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and pay the gibbs uh mr flibble says sorry carl but as a slightly older gen x guy i can confirm
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that ty's a stuffy boomer listen yeah yeah you know right listen yeah we think this because that
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barrier was broken when we were young by tony blair and his blairism right but if you go back say 50
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years before that so before the boomers they were all wearing their waistcoats they were all
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wearing their ties because this was traditional english dress like watch any interview with
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tolkien he's wearing exactly what you'd expect he's wearing the the waistcoat he's wearing the tie
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he's got his shirt bottomed up properly he's just a proper old englishman that's that's what we should
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dress like impossible to have color in the old suit style you had a white shirt you had your black
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your black suit and your white shirt no tolkien's wearing like green but you can you can add color
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i mean i mean i have a lot of shirts that have like a an inlay of a different color or you can
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just wear a colored shirt but there's no reason not to wear the tie the tie is traditional it isn't
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boomer it predates the boomers it is the traditional english dress and we should recap well if
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you're going to go with traditional you don't want to be wearing a colored shirt and a colored tie
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you want you want to go for a for a nice black suit white shirt the the form is the thing that
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is traditional the expression of it changes to fit the circumstances i think you've become radical i i
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think you have a you've got a basically a left-wing view of what tradition is no oh no you have to be
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trapped in amber you have to dress no the form is what remains but the content changes and this is
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what we're doing i want to so i'm not having it i'm not having it i'm not having it anyone
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get your suit on i'll bring west west waistcoats absolutely uh henry back me up chat do not chat
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i'm right on this and i'll i'll write a little treatise on it if i have to uh henry says the
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women's boxing match is the only legitimately professional fight in the card something on
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the line at the rest being all exhibition fights is that true yeah yeah probably yeah i mean
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uh charles says women should only fight in jello the fact that we call it jelly um but also i just
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don't like women fighting i don't like it i mean we had to watch this woman's bloody eating the whole
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fight yeah pillow fights fight yeah it's a bit but uh alex says i must have watched a different fight
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to everyone else tyson carried paul uh all fight long you could see himself he seemed reining himself
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in he wanted the money he was willing to give the blonde haired poser this moment in the sun for it
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the reaction of the crowd at the end said it all worse was paul's brother saying if he thought he'd
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muller tyson he should have been laid out just like yeah i saw that he's like i'd destroy you bro it's like
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i don't know man i i i i'm sure that tyson's just no man everything but i know i'm saying there's some
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clips going around they should do that because tyson would destroy logan why wouldn't he destroy
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the other one though well at least the other one is a bit of a boxer right okay a bit i am just i'm
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just saying there was some convincing looking clips going around where i'm like yeah it does look like
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tyson's kind of pulling his punches a bit yeah i mean maybe i mean it wouldn't shock me if we learned
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that i don't i don't know i didn't even watch the fight really small parenthesis i think that the
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most blatant example of blairism is not watching james bond's movies yeah um kind of thing well i
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mean i have seen them but i didn't watch them right they were on tv my dad would be watching on tv
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i've heard them but you didn't listen to them yeah but that is tradition carl
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yeah but that was a kid they were boring um tony blair wouldn't watch it
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i don't tony blair probably loves james bond no i don't think he does
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i'm gonna look this up uh henry says tyson's post-fight comments were also interesting
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by the sounds of it the stomach ulcer he suffered in may nearly killed him
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so even to get into the ring at all is doing well whilst jake paul is a decent enough boxer
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he only ever fought one active boxer and lost if he was any good he'd be going on the track
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towards world championship fight but he hasn't exhibitions make a lot of money and don't require
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sticking to anti-doping regulations wonder if either of those have any bearing on his decision
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yes weird but this would have been a much better fight three years ago before tyson's stomach ulcer
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and yeah yeah it would have been probably yeah it would have been better i mean i mean i don't like
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i said i don't know i don't think anything about boxing uh theodore says loads of young people
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wanted tyson to win too because loads of people really hate jake paul i like i said i don't know
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anything about jake paul and i'm not really a hater of like the tiktok influencer genre like
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it's just irrelevant to us yeah yeah it's yeah yeah oh young people are pratting around on the internet
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for views well yeah that's what they'll do when you invent the internet right yeah that's literally
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what they'll do so i'm not even angry about it didn't jake paul endorse trump as well
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seems like the short sort of guy that would but i don't know i think he did um so like i said i
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haven't got any particular animus i just saw everyone being like yeah i love mike tyson i'm like
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okay and i feel there's something more going on because there's something i what what the way they
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look to me and again i'm not somebody who watched the fight i was just like seeing a lot of commentary
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on the internet but the way it looked to me was people viewing mike tyson as sort of the relic of
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a previous era that was uncorrupted by the internet whereas obviously jake paul and the pauls are
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products of the internet so if tyson had won it'd be like no we're still you know we're still real
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people rather than sort of fake people the internet creates that's the sort of essence i was getting
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from like young people basically sports legit yeah i mean i like i don't know don't know anything
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about it it's just weird um lord narevar says i just hate that i saw a zoomer with a toothbrush
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hairdo be a literal sporting legend i don't even care about boxing but it feels bad man you see what
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i mean like this like the zoomers haven't earned anything and that's how people feel about them it's
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like we you got rich from pratting around on the internet again i'm not no shade but like come on i
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don't respect it um whereas tyson got rich by literally being a mental yeah animal yeah
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george says this is nothing new for farage betrayal of his base is his mo at this point
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trump had the balls to call out wokeism and the migrant invasion nigel will only do it when it's
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politically safe yeah and that's the main problem with nigel isn't it he's not actually a leader he's
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actually following yeah all of these things um so it's a real problem dan says i'm personally
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taking a charitable interpretation of nigel farage because he's ultimately the uk's best bet
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a peaceful change now that he's an mp perhaps he is silenced now more than ever because of the
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consequences of his speech could be massive especially if he would be in contempt of court
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uh is perhaps best that a man with such presence in politics thinks before speaking well the problem
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is this wasn't about the uh the southport stabbing this was about a separate issue that needed to be
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addressed and and actually if yes we are living in a i mean there's a story going around at the
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moment that we can't really get into because we might actually be arrested because that's the nature
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of the country we live in today but if anyone is going to take a stand it should be nigel farage
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he's a member of parliament for them to put him in prison for something that he said would be
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just explosive elite obliteration of the idea that again democracy but again to repeat this was
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another part of the interview that we didn't speak about yeah but the the issue is that nigel
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isn't being a thought leader on these things he should be actively capturing the news cycle by
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saying things that are outside of the overton window like trump did so the the media are like
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come on god can you believe he said this so everyone knows that nigel farage said look we're
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going to deport all the illegals but oh that's all people will say for 20 years yeah but that's what
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will get you elected as prime minister i mean compare elon musk during covid when he said
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i'm going back to the factory and i'm going to start working the production line my guys are
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coming with me and if you're going to arrest anyone arrest me but i'm going to be there doing
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this farage should be like that with the speech restrictions in this country he said i'm going
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to talk about this stuff and if you arrest anyone you arrest me and dare them to do it that is what
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even if he wants to be responsible and say well be responsible he wants to appear responsible and say
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look i'm going to wait till the court case come out and sorted before i make my position because i don't
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prejudice the court or something okay fair enough but why not come out and be a radical on making
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sure that like foreigners don't subsume britain in 50 by 2050 yeah why why not take a hardline stance on
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that like that's a perfectly reasonable thing about oh that's all people talk about yeah to get you
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in charge like come on nige but a lot of people uh are pointing out that um nige just isn't the guy i
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mean warlord wutu tai says nigel has failed to embrace the rhetorical style of trump and the
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rising european right he's playing yesterday's game and it will not work i agree i think that's
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totally true i think that's why reform have yet to get past like 20 of the polls like i mean the
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conservatives are creeping back up it's like what are you doing nige but you should be curb stomping
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them into the fonts in like three generation opportunity and he's watching it slip through
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his fingers yeah i know this will never come again i don't know what we're gonna do um so if he says
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so he basically just admitted yeah the great replacement is real but we shouldn't fight against
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it or even bring it up well or else we'll lose i don't know what winning looks like if that's what
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his version of winning is um i mean step up soon or i'm gonna have to move to bloody florida or
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something yeah i really don't want to i'm not i'm not going i'm not going um derrick says i've
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always hated social engineering especially through government means this is clockwork orange executed
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through soft and pansy means yeah basically and it's really really insufferable um arizona desert
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rat says does whale did whales actually ever colonize anywhere well yeah because they were part of the
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british empire and so yes obviously they did um but uh that doesn't mean that they should be
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dispossessed of their country now because i thought we agreed that imperialism was bad and if we don't
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agree that imperialism is bad why are we allowing them to be the only ones doing it stewart says keep
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talking about they they keep talking about decolonizing to indigenous people they're clearly
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talking about colonization we need to resist this and hinder all government movements they they they will
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have to brigade have a brigade of staff and any activity get them to waste their budgets and crash
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their government economy well i mean wales is probably moments away from bankruptcy as it is
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but um no they they are talking about colonizing an indigenous people when they talk about doing this
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to wales the welsh are an indigenous people um to wales maria says the only outcome of the communist
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social engineering is death and starvation well it could be a perpetual reign of the submission of
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the native people of wales which is what they're aiming for and lord narevar says woke is now the
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default position in the general public's perception i work at a historical building in birmingham and
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one of our volunteers actually said to me that when she compared a school photo from 1920 to the one
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today she was thrilled by how few white faces there were in the modern one compared to the old one
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this is a white 70 something tour guide not the kind of person one would expect to hold such a
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position and yet here we are well i don't know if it's the default of the public but there are
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definitely uh lots of the agents of wokeism operating at high levels throughout our country
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people who read the guardian anyway yeah people who read the guardian um charlie says regarding
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social engineering so if i get this right the government is a bunch of 95 iq idiots who couldn't
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even put their shoes on dian abbott yet at the same time a genius machiavellians are able to
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control us for our own nefarious reasons no the mps are 95 iq idiots uh but the civil servants
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aren't and they're the ones they're the ones with doctorates who run the institute run the
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quangos that are in the background the institutes for government and things like that so they're the
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real government of the country right this shadow of bureaucracy that stays out of the limelight and
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allows the politicians to take the flack they're the ones really in charge of the state
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and the direction of travel of the state and that's what they will literally just tell us
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frankly um but anyway on that note we have run out of time so thank you very much for joining us
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folks uh hope you have a good day sorry to be the bearer of bad news again i'll try and think of
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some good news to cover next time but we'll be back tomorrow and uh hope you have a great evening
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may i'll be back tomorrow and uh hope you've got it thank you so much for you