Podcast of the Lotus Eaters #1046
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 38 minutes
Words per Minute
180.3854
Summary
Josh and Harry discuss the farmers' protests, if Joe Biden is going to start WWIII, and the evil, no good, downright stinking history of our Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer. Also, Lord Miles is in town, and we have some good things planned for him!
Transcript
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Hello and welcome to the podcast of the Lotus Eaters episode 1046. I'm your host Josh, today joined by...
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I'm Harry actually. I know you want to be me, I knew it. The caffeine's already getting to me, man.
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Yeah, Harry has been drinking, he's drank like a massive pint of coffee, had one of those energy drinks,
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now has another one. The new tonic, which Josh has given a different name, but I won't say what,
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because we really do appreciate them, Chris. They are very nice. Yeah, but I've had a lot of caffeine
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so far this morning. So, might die. Maybe that'll be an exclusive for the podcast today, I might die.
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But, we'll see if I can get through the podcast without opening this and drinking more of it,
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and if I do, we'll see what happens. This is like a YouTube clickbait video.
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I drank infinite caffeine. Do I die? Do you remember that episode of Futurama,
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where Fry tries to drink, I think it's like a thousand cups of coffee in a day? I feel like
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I'm teetering on the edge when he's had 999. How the roles have reversed. Some of the
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prestige Lotus Eaters audience may remember. The deep lore. Yeah, the deep lore, when it was
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Harry and I, and another duo podcast in the old studio, and I was basically vibrating like a
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hummingbird from caffeine. You were, that was when I was doing Kyle Rittenhouse, I think, and I was
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really concerned because you stayed silent the entire way through my segment. Sorry about that. And I
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thought, I thought that meant I was doing too, I was doing terribly. Turns out, Josh was holding back
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the urge to vomit. That is true, yeah. Anyway, this is Josh. Hi. And today what we'll be talking
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about are the farmers' protests, if Joe Biden's going to start World War III before Trump can get
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in his second term of presidency, and the evil, no-good, downright stinking history of Sir Keir
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Starmer, our Prime Minister, because there's a lot of information that you can get about Keir
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Starmer's history as a human rights lawyer, and it doesn't paint him in a great light. Also,
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an announcement. One, Tomlinson's talk is happening as normal later on, but I do need to make you aware
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that it is not going to be live. It's a pre-record. Two, Lord Miles is in tomorrow for the podcast, so
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tune in for tomorrow so that you get to see Lord Miles. Kyle and I, we've got some good things planned.
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Yeah, it should be fun. I've overheard the plotting, the plans they've been going over.
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Should be fun. And three, and we'll mention this quite a few times during the podcast, so apologies in
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advance. We have a new channel for YouTube called Lotus Eaters Daily, where we'll be doing shorter,
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more condensed solo videos. So if you'd like to subscribe to that and check out the first video,
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should be out, I've been told by Carl, should be out before the end of this podcast. So please
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subscribe, please support us on that as well. It will not be replacing the daily podcast channel,
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it will be alongside it. The basic idea of the whole thing is that we find an article or something
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to discuss in a short way that wouldn't quite make the daily podcast, but is similar in sort of
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content, I suppose. But it's sort of harking back to Carl's classic style from his Sargon of a CAD
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days, because it is good, and it's good fun. Think This Week in Stupid, but we've been told we're not
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allowed to call it This Week in Stupid, so we'll call it something else. Oh, he'll come in and hurt us.
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You know what? I'm full of caffeine, try me. And with that, let's get into the podcast.
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Oh yeah, you've got something else, don't you? I would like to say a very special thank you to
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Claire for sending in these chocolates, and the Journey to the West, which is... The full series.
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These are lovely additions as well, and many of you may know I'm a big fan of Chinese literature,
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and this is a massive stack. I'll be reading this over Christmas, and it was very kind of you to send it
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in, and thank you. I mean, I've really got my work cut out here, so maybe...
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It's a nice, thick tome. Yeah, I'm not going to be bored, am I?
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I'd be interested in reading it, if only because of the connection to Dragon Ball being influenced by it at first.
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So I'm going to put this under the table, it feels very Bluepeter-esque.
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There we go. Some people in the office like to chew on the edges of their books and draw and write all in them.
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It disgusts me. And with that, let's get into the news.
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Don't point at me. It's only James O'Brien's books. They barely count literature.
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You gnaw on them like a hamster, I've seen you.
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I don't gnaw on them. I do write in them, though. Mainly insults.
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That is actually true. I saw, when we did the last James O'Brien book club,
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you just wrote insults in the margins as if you needed to remember them.
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It popped into my head as I was going through, so it's a way of relieving pressure.
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So, this whole story starts from Rachel Reeves' budget.
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From April of 2026, inherited agricultural assets worth more than a million pounds,
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which is half of the usual inheritance tax rate.
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And I think it can also be paid up front as well,
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But that's a very large sum of money for a lot of farmers.
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Also, other exemptions. There's some kind of exemption to do with being a couple,
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where I think you can pass it on to the spouse,
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and it means that you only have to pay after three million pounds has been hit
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as a threshold for the overall value of your farm.
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Of course, let's get it straight out of the way.
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and then the government to present your family a bill for you dying.
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It's also providing a weird incentive for parents to marry their children
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which doesn't need any more encouragement in the countryside.
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Believe me, I'm from the countryside, so I'm allowed to say that.
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So anyway, a million pounds may sound like a lot.
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What I've got here is an apartment in Camden in London.
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Obviously, London is more expensive than the rest.
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I feel like they've done that thing that they always do,
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which is they take photos from funny angles to make it look bigger.
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I feel like you could just about swing a cat in that kitchen,
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I mean, you've got modern units and things like that,
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You get your serial killer Patrick Bateman bathroom.
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Plenty of prostitutes could be strangled there.
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And a communal garden because you're all communists
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But you're not getting much for a million pounds.
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And so showing this equivalent sort of puts into perspective
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is that they're trying to sneak it under the rug
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It's also the value of all of the assets on top of it,
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just short breakdowns of news articles we've seen.
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because the idea is we just drop into the studio
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the altar in which all things must be sacrificed,
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which I don't think is going to win anyone any favours
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and I imagine they're probably taxpayers like anyone else.
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And so to say that they have to sell their family farm,
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Well, I mean, also the land that they end up having to sell
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is probably going to be paved over for new housing estates
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I sort of take the tree beard position on the countryside
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figured out a new solution to problems with the NHS,
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which is that asylum seekers just get free private healthcare.
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because we just pay for the private healthcare,
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which definitely doesn't have an impact on our taxes
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a warning of a 7 billion hit from the budget tax rises.
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And so it could be a sort of death by a thousand cuts situation
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the farmers have no way of getting around that.
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They're already making food at a loss, potentially.
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So that's just another bit of icing on the cake
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representing al-qaeda terrorist Khalid al-Fawaz